Mid-Morning Art Thread

van Gogh ear.jpg

Self Portrait With Bandaged Ear
Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Where is his ear?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)

3 Never heard of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (LvTSG)

4 Didn't know Van Gogh did 'normal' ish paintings.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 If you think Earl looks bad, you should see the other guy.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (Mooke)

6 His earl is bandaged?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)

7 2 Where is his ear?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)

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Ask Gauguin if he got it in the mail yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (LvTSG)

8
'Ear, 'ear!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (/U27+)

9 Looks nothing like Kirk Douglas

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (TSKhs)

10 Crazy Love

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

11 Did the dog bite his ear off?

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (UcrNV)

12 Self portrait?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Mental illness and artists go hand in hand don't they?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (mDw0A)

14 Is that a creeper in the back left?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

15 13 Mental illness and artists go hand in hand don't they?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (mDw0A)

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"Nope."
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

16 I recommend two or more bandages on your Earl.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (819Go)

17 you can see it in his eyes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (MrUFq)

18 Vinny Van Gogh was NOT a stable genius

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (flINI)

19 Crazy Love
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)



You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/MK73Y-W8JJg

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

20 This is why safety razors were invented.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (gmo/4)

21 In which a Dutch nutter accidentally invents cel shading

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:32 AM (6FeV1)

22 The painting behind him looks like a Virginia Slims ad.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

23 The black eyed peas taste fine to me Earl....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (KnSdT)

24 Is that his real hair?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

25 I've always been fascinated by the trident in the painting, over his shoulder. What's that all about, I wonder? Kris?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (MrUFq)

26 Bring me the ear of Vincent van Gogh!

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (gmo/4)

27 25 I've always been fascinated by the trident in the painting, over his shoulder. What's that all about, I wonder? Kris?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (MrUFq)

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It's the top of his easel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)

28 So there I was, slicing the gouda and the next thing you know I'm missing an ear

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (mDw0A)

29 Never noticed the travel poster over his shoulder.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR)

30 I never knew Van Gogh was an Earl.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

31 Dude is screwed if he ever needs glasses.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (OCTRt)

32 There's a cactus on the left.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk)

33 >>>Crazy Love
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

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Did I hear someone make a request?

Posted by: Poco at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (q1Yqp)

34 What's that all about, I wonder? Kris?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (MrUFq)

I think it's just the top bit of an easel

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (6FeV1)

35 The Gillette 24 blade works well, huh?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (KnSdT)

36 And to think I just bought a new pair of Raybans

*tosses shades on table*

Posted by: Vinnie at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

37 Related, sort of... If your town hosts that traveling "Beyond Van Gogh" show, I recommend seeing it. It's interesting, and really trippy.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (OyyDO)

38 Needs more Escher stairs.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (ukNFU)

39 I gave him that wool coat. He won't take it off, even though it's 85 degrees outside. I think he may need help.

Posted by: Theo van Gogh at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (MrUFq)

40 >>> Is that his real hair?

Fur hat. Notice he is wearing an overcoat in his studio. Must have been winter.

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (UcrNV)

41 38 Needs more Escher stairs.
Posted by: johnd01 at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (ukNFU)

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And a truth tortoise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)

42 Love Van Gogh. Would hang.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (eJn7u)

43 And to think I just bought a new pair of Raybans

*tosses shades on table*

Posted by: Vinnie at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

Yep. There goes his application to the FBI.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:35 AM (gmo/4)

44 Would sell and buy a new house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

45 I'm trying to picture what kind of fabric is used in his coat of two colors.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (45fpk)

46 27 25 I've always been fascinated by the trident in the painting, over his shoulder. What's that all about, I wonder? Kris?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (MrUFq)

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It's the top of his easel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)

Yup. You can see the beginnings of another painting on it.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)

47 Cause hes fucked if he needs glasses!

Posted by: Lil Johnnie at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

48 I think it's just the top bit of an easel
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (6FeV1)
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Ah so.

Posted by: Dr. Fu Man Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (MrUFq)

49 Where is his ear?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Randy Couture needed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (OCTRt)

50 Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (/1l9x)

51 He's got....

Marty Feldman eyes.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

52 46 Yup. You can see the beginnings of another painting on it.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)

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I see a cartoon animal looking up and to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (LvTSG)

53 Is that Gumby behind him?? Did he behead my beloved Gumby?? The horror....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (KnSdT)

54 And the window is open, though it is apparently winter.

That boy has issues.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (MrUFq)

55 That must have been some hell of an absinthe jag. One for the ages.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (sxX7H)

56 Would sell and buy a new house estate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

don't be so frugal.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (AwYPR)

57 Yup. You can see the beginnings of another painting on it.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)

The rents too damn high!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:37 AM (yrol0)

58 It's a good thing he cut off his ear instead of his nose. That would be embarrassing.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:38 AM (88xKn)

59 It's the top of his easel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)

Yup. You can see the beginnings of another painting on it.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)

I thought it was Fusilli Treebeard.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 08:38 AM (dfRN6)

60 And the window is open, though it is apparently winter.



The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 08:38 AM (OCTRt)

61 Theo van Gogh wishes it was just an ear he lost.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (ObOzR)

62 With pangs of love unrequited,
The painter got over-excited.
Chopped his ear in a snit,
Now his glasses don't fit,
What a shame that he was so nearsighted!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (6FeV1)

63 I like the picture in the right background. It's a Japanese scene and is very likely a print. Van Gogh, like a lot of artists at the time, was very into japonisme and loved the prints especially. He recreated a few Japanese works, and they are probably the Van Gogh works I like best.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (OyyDO)

64 There's a cactus on the left.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk)
**********
Looks like an inflatable air dancer to me.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

65 Alt Title:

After the Tyson Fight

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)

66 I like the way the blue, red and green come together at the top.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)

67 There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Posted by: Nigel Powers at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (vzJf8)

68 The dude has green eyes and eyebrows. What the hell??

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:40 AM (88xKn)

69 Haven't I seen that face on a coffee mug somewhere, a fridge magnet or mouse pad?

Posted by: Ziba at September 23, 2021 08:40 AM (S1hrL)

70 Alt Title:

After the Tyson Fight
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)



Everybody has a plan until someone bites off their ear.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Mask improperly worn over ear.

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (xK9An)

72 Marty Feldman eyes > Bette Davis eyes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (ofMd1)

73 Talk about making hay while the sun shines...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (DCdYk)

74 Psssst... he can't hear you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (BFigT)

75 Ask your doctor if cutting your ear off is for you.
Do not cut your ear off if you are allergic to cutting you ear off.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (mD/uy)

76 58 It's a good thing he cut off his ear instead of his nose. That would be embarrassing.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:38 AM (88xKn)

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And spiteful.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (CAJOC)

77 What? I can't hear you?

Van Gogh

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (vd8XM)

78 At least it keeps his head warm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (mdgQ7)

79 This is one funny AF painting, the dude had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (GQ5VU)

80 Ask your doctor if cutting your ear off is for you.
Do not cut your ear off if you are allergic to cutting you ear off.
Posted by: Tonypete

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (vd8XM)

81 And spiteful.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (CAJOC)

He had already lost enough face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (6FeV1)

82 I am never getting a cheap mall ear piercing again!

Posted by: Vinnie at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)

83 76 58 It's a good thing he cut off his ear instead of his nose. That would be embarrassing.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:38 AM (88xKn)

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And spiteful.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:41 AM (CAJOC)

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And he'd smell terrible!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (dfRN6)

84 Kris, has any art historian checked into the "oriental" scene painting included in this one? Is it an actual thing that van Gogh had in his studio or did he just decide to fill in what would have been a blank space with a bit of pop art?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (nfrXX)

85 Is that a "Fly to sunny Portugal!" poster behind him?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (mD/uy)

86 Side effects of cutting your ear include:

Upset stomach, diarrhea and in some rare cases, death.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (GQ5VU)

87 -----

And he'd smell terrible!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (dfRN6)



Like those damn peasants......

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

88
Then he shot himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (gTue8)

89 He has alien eyes.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

90

And he'd smell terrible!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

If at all.

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (vd8XM)

91 Vincent's Ear used to be a cool rock club in Asheville, NC.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (vuisn)

92 32 There's a cactus on the left.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk)

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And a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (CAJOC)

93
Looks like he's accusing you of causing all his problems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (gTue8)

94 Never give a nutty flying Dutchman a straight razor. LSD, is a heck of a drug.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (gmo/4)

95 Hah. While I was slowly pecking out my question, Kris was already answering it. Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (nfrXX)

96 Kris, has any art historian checked into the "oriental" scene painting included in this one? Is it an actual thing that van Gogh had in his studio or did he just decide to fill in what would have been a blank space with a bit of pop art?
Posted by: Oddbob

He was at a Holiday Inn

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (vd8XM)

97 86 Side effects of cutting your ear include:

Upset stomach, diarrhea and in some rare cases, death.

Diminished auditory capability also

Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (2cfUo)

98 There's a cactus on the left.
Posted by: grammie winger

I saw a wacky wavy inflatable tube man posing but a cactus will do also.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (mD/uy)

99 Need to-read the Yelp review on that ear job.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (Jjqlo)

100 Upset stomach, diarrhea and in some rare cases, death.

Diminished auditory capability also
Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (2cfUo)

Don't forget a rare infection of the perineum.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (UuD2k)

101 Diminished auditory capability also
Posted by: Border Sheriff

Yes, I think it will rain too.

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (vd8XM)

102 I actually watched a Van Gogh movie last night.

At Eternity's Gate starring Willem Dafoe.

Solidly good stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (LvTSG)

103 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (gTue

I thought that were suggestions he was killed by some locals or something like that.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)

104 Vince, can you hear me know?


Cell phone shrill

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (gmo/4)

105 He should be able to get a mask exemption.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

106 Need to-read the Yelp review on that ear job.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 23, 2021 08:44 AM (Jjqlo)



Must've used Joan Rivers's surgeon.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Everybody's talking at me
Can't hear a word they say

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (mDw0A)

108 Does he still have an ear for music?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)

109 I've had worse.

Posted by: John Bobbit at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (4I/2K)

110
I just left a men's room and they're playing John Mayer. I've finally discovered what his music is for. It's a powerful aural laxative. And if you're a Larry Craig Republican, I bet it really sets the mood you're looking for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (sxX7H)

111 Vinnie Van Go Go pizza in Savannah is pretty good.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)

112 Everybody's talking at me
Can't hear a word they say
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (mDw0A)



What are words for...when no one listens anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

113 if you're a Larry Craig Republican, I bet it really sets the mood you're looking for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (sxX7H)

"Your potty is a wonderland..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (6FeV1)

114 Vincent's Ear used to be a cool rock club in Asheville, NC.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

No doubt replaced by the 263rd craft beer brew pub in town.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (mD/uy)

115 Is that his real hair?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:33 AM


"Dr. Hathaway, I watched your show on radioactive isotopes the other day and I have a question...is that your real hair?"

- Mitch's Mom

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (m+jkK)

116 Luckily, the vax only made his ear swell up.

Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (MBvXX)

117
I thought that were suggestions he was killed by some locals or something like that.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)

__________

"The CIA!" - "Award-winning" journalist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (gTue8)

118 Does he still have an ear for music?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 23, 2021 08:46 AM (45fpk)


His response to hearing Zombie.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Didn't van Gouh's ear open for The Eyes of Laura Mars at the New Amsterdam theater in 1978?

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (gmo/4)

120 84 Kris, has any art historian checked into the "oriental" scene painting included in this one? Is it an actual thing that van Gogh had in his studio or did he just decide to fill in what would have been a blank space with a bit of pop art?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 08:42 AM (nfrXX)

I don't know specifically. I do know he tended to paint what he saw or enhance what was already there.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (OyyDO)

121 Pfft...Oooo I painted a picture without an ear.. La-de frikkin da

I was totally deaf and wrote some great symphonies.

...Ludwig B. ...

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (vd8XM)

122 117
I thought that were suggestions he was killed by some locals or something like that.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)

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The theory is that some local boys were playing with a gun and accidentally shot him in the stomach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)

123 Kris, what was Van Gogh if not an impressionist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

124 91 Vincent's Ear used to be a cool rock club in Asheville, NC.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2021 08:43 AM (vuisn)

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Come now. Let's not wax nostalgic...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (CAJOC)

125 Cutting off your ear to spite your head.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

126
No doubt replaced by the 263rd craft beer brew pub in town.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:47 AM (mD/uy)


I know a guy that works for A / B. They are distribution for over 3500 'craft' beers......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Cacti to the left of me, window to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Steve the miller, lookin' to get paid at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (HLwmB)

128 Don't forget a rare infection of the perineum.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM


Taint so!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

129 What did Larry Craig do that was so horrible in the grand scheme of things? He got a BJ in a bathroom. Big fucking deal.
Compared to destroying the country piece by piece, which is what today's Republicans are doing, I'll take 100 "Larry Craig Republicans" in the senate right about now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:49 AM (GQ5VU)

130 To ear is human; to forgive, divine.

Posted by: Caliban at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (HgGBT)

131 A really dumb Vice article on the Coronavirus: I Haven't Gotten COVID Yet' Isn't a Good Reason to Skip the Vax

https://tinyurl.com/89yrrp7p

Not as painful to read as the recent breathlessly inane Atlantic article (see the tech thread), but very, very dumb.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (Y3SPi)

132 123 Kris, what was Van Gogh if not an impressionist?


late impressionism?

expressionist?

fauvist?

just spitballing here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (j9HX3)

133 Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (VJsqe)

134 Remember that big stock market "crash" from a few days ago? It is has been erased.

Don't be manipulated by CNBC or Fox BIz. They pump these "crashes" for eyeballs. OMG OMG OMG Dow is down 500!! ZOMG!! And e have all sorts of ALERTS and BREAKING graphs on the screen and our anchors have their super serious faces on.

Nuh bruh. In an era of Dow 35K, a true crash would need to be in the order of 2-3K drops, not a few hundred points. Up or down 500 days are blips.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (GQ5VU)

135 Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Amy Pond looked at Van Gogh.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2021 08:51 AM (mbFEM)

136 And kudos to all for staying on topic for the first hundred or so comments!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 08:51 AM (CAJOC)

137 Old woman!

Posted by: King Arthur at September 23, 2021 08:51 AM (7bRMQ)

138 I may have seen this one in person, if it is in the Art Museum of Chicago.

Lots of Goghs and Monets and Manets there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2021 08:52 AM (ufFY8)

139 I can relate.

Posted by: Captain Mal Reynolds at September 23, 2021 08:53 AM (4I/2K)

140 123 Kris, what was Van Gogh if not an impressionist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

A post-impressionist. No, really. That's the official name of the movement. These guys experimented with artistic media. The painters played with the power of color, line, forms, etc. The Impressionists were pretty realistic. The PostImpressionists began the move towards abstraction.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:53 AM (OyyDO)

141 Kris, what was Van Gogh if not an impressionist?

Post-Impressionist

Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 08:53 AM (MBvXX)

142 Nuh bruh. In an era of Dow 35K, a true crash would need to be in the order of 2-3K drops, not a few hundred points. Up or down 500 days are blips.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM


And it would have to stay there for more than a day or two. Every "crash" lately has been erased in a matter of hours or days.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 08:53 AM (JUOKG)

143 Guy looks like Will Fichtner.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:54 AM (B0mGw)

144 Friends, Romans, Countrymen...
Posted by: 496

Damn you!

Cleanup on laptop screen!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 08:54 AM (mD/uy)

145 Lots of Goghs and Monets and Manets there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

It's the place to go

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:54 AM (vd8XM)

146 @themarketswork

Hmmm...
Jake Sullivan: [Elias] "would occasionally give us updates on the opposition research they were conducting, but I didn't know what the nature of that effort was...who was funding it, who was doing it, anything like that."

Biden Security Adviser Jake Sullivan Tied to Alleged 2016 Clinton Scheme to Co-Opt the CIA and FBI to Tar Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjxggfd3

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 08:54 AM (cF8AT)

147 It really doesn't matter if the 'gh' in Van Gogh is silent or not, he isn't going to hear it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (Xwt96)

148 biden has finally admitted that the southern border is not under control. Breitbart has the video.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (JUOKG)

149 Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:49 AM (GQ5VU)

He was a dishwater dull, do-nothing, lifelong politico whose notable achievements were teaming up with Arlen Specter and Lisa Murkowski to help ram through the PATRIOT act, and looting his campaign fund to pay off his legal defense for his illicit sodomy in an airport bathroom... A model Republican.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (sxX7H)

150 The Coof enters through the ear! Everyone is mandated to cut off their ears! The science has spoken!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (mdgQ7)

151 148 biden has finally admitted that the southern border is not under control. Breitbart has the video.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (JUOKG)

========

Trump's fault. He made Biden abandon the Trump policies that had brought the border under control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

152 It really doesn't matter if the 'gh' in Van Gogh is silent or not, he isn't going to hear it.
Posted by: Muldoon

He was the inventor of the pince nez glasses

Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM (vd8XM)

153 And it would have to stay there for more than a day or two. Every "crash" lately has been erased in a matter of hours or days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 08:53 AM (JUOKG)

___

Yeah exactly.

I remember during the bad OrangeMan days leftists would do this too. Dow is down 2% and it's hahahaha Trump is blowing up the stock market. Now it's our side's turn to play that game. ZOMG stocks are down 2% (still up 20% for the year), Biden is blowing up the stock market.

It annoys the fuck out of me when I see this stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM (GQ5VU)

154 "He made Biden abandon the Trump policies that had brought the border under control."

If Trump is really this capable, why wouldn't we want him as president?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM (B0mGw)

155 Vinnie Van Go Go pizza in Savannah is pretty good.
Posted by: rhennigantx


If you find the pepperoni ear in your pie, your next one is on us!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (OCTRt)

156 154 "He made Biden abandon the Trump policies that had brought the border under control."

If Trump is really this capable, why wouldn't we want him as president?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM (B0mGw)

=======

If Trump is magic, better get on his good side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)

157 [Van Gogh upon being rejected by his true love]: I've lost her and don't know what to do! Was it me? Was it my art? Oh, SCREW her! Oh, screw MYSELF! Wait. Calm down, Vinny. You've got to show her how much you mean to her. Think 'big gesture.' I know! I'll cut my balls off and send them to her! THEN she'll know my passion for her!

...thinks for a bit...

I'll cut my EAR off and send it to her! I mean.. I'm not crazy...

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (gS3OW)

158 "He made Biden abandon the Trump policies that had brought the border under control."

If Trump is really this capable, why wouldn't we want him as president?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:56 AM


Mean tweets!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (m+jkK)

159 That painting is just plain fugly. Not only would it not be on my wall, it wouldn't even have a place in the closet.

Might be worth some money to someone at a garage sale.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (weGKL)

160 I'm pretty sure Trump is magic. He's broken everyone who came up against him. You could argue Biden beat him, but I'm not sure that's what winning looks like and Trump's not out yet.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (B0mGw)

161 He was a dishwater dull, do-nothing, lifelong politico whose notable achievements were teaming up with Arlen Specter and Lisa Murkowski to help ram through the PATRIOT act, and looting his campaign fund to pay off his legal defense for his illicit sodomy in an airport bathroom... A model Republican.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 08:55 AM (sxX7H)

___

I don't really know much about him. My point was his "crime" of getting BJs in airport bathrooms was about a 0 on the 0-100 scale of things I give a shit about a politician doing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (GQ5VU)

162 This is a famous one.

Would hang, in the infirmary. But watch out for green eye sickness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (u82oZ)

163 I'll cut my EAR off and send it to her! I mean.. I'm not crazy...
Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (gS3OW)

-----
The council will hold a hearing to determine whether you're crazy or not.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (VJsqe)

164 He cut off the non-cis ear?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

165 138 I may have seen this one in person, if it is in the Art Museum of Chicago.

Lots of Goghs and Monets and Manets there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 23, 2021 08:52 AM (ufFY

Van Gogh did a lot of portraits and self-portraits. If I remember right, only Rembrandt painted himself more. But Van Gogh only had about a 10-year career, so...

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (OyyDO)

166 3 reasons Social Security isn't as unreliable as you think
Maurie Backman The Motley Fool

#2 It actually has cash reserves
Social Security hasn't just let all of its money go to waste. Rather, the program has cash reserves known as trust funds that it can tap in the coming years as it begins to experience more of a revenue crunch.

Maurie

I doubt anyone has ever been honest with you. You are probably a likeable guy with a great education.
But Dude, youre a fucking idiot. I mean world class.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (yrol0)

167 Does calling for internment camps count as mean tweets, because if so, I was promised no more mean tweets!

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (B0mGw)

168 Did craig actually get a beejer? That whole story was weird. And it was the usual- republican gets accused, denies but immediately resigns so as to not be a distraction- situation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (mdgQ7)

169 Motley Fool is still a thing? LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (GQ5VU)

170 "In an era of Dow 35K, a true crash would need to be in the order of 2-3K drops, not a few hundred points. Up or down 500 days are blips."

from Friday to late Monday Dow was down 1000, by end of day it recovered a few hundred, then was marched right back up. Not sure if it is just dip buyers, or PPT, or the fed is actually buying stocks now (over a decade ago Greenspan said it was OK to do that).

Or maybe it is just currency inflation driving people to buy real assets. But for now the world still like the USD ... maybe that changes when the globalists decide to use IMF or whatever to Build Back Better?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (Cus5s)

171 He looks like he's at a travel agency. That is a Visit Scenic Switzerland poster over his left shoulder.

Switzerland's tourism bureau motto? "Heidi, neighbor!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (Xwt96)

172 163 I'll cut my EAR off and send it to her! I mean.. I'm not crazy...
Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2021 08:57 AM (gS3OW)

-----
The council will hold a hearing to determine whether you're crazy or not.
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (VJsqe)

-------------------------

The pencil with the cold bearing is a hazy nut? What the hell are you talking about?

--Van Gogh

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 09:00 AM (CAJOC)

173 When you see this picture in person it radiates mental illness.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 09:00 AM (0chEi)

174 Van Gogh did a lot of portraits and self-portraits. If I remember right, only Rembrandt painted himself more. But Van Gogh only had about a 10-year career, so...
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (OyyDO)

The cheap ass flip phones back then were a bitch to make selfies with.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

175 105 He should be able to get a mask exemption.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

Someone did do a photoshop of putting a mask hangin down on him with "Fuck" captioned

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2021 09:00 AM (G2zl5)

176 He should be able to get a mask exemption.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

Someone did do a photoshop of putting a mask hangin down on him with "Fuck" captioned
Posted by: Buzzion


Lol.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:01 AM (OCTRt)

177 Friends, Romans, Countrymen...
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2021 08:50 AM (VJsqe)
++++
:: channels Sponge :::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/BbR68B0extA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:01 AM (DCdYk)

178 Good morning, Horde! Hope things are going as well as can be expected for you and yours.

Dropped out of hyperlurk to say Fuck Joe Biden

You may now return to your scheduled witty repartee...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Burn it ALL the fuck down." at September 23, 2021 09:01 AM (Lit6A)

179 Re: BLM from morning report
Stalin was more on our side during WWII than BLM would ever be on our side now. I'm glad BLM is giving the VAX Nazis a hard time. But there simply is no common ground otherwise.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM (2OL6m)

180 >>169 Motley Fool is still a thing? LOL.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:59 AM (GQ5VU)

Knew a guy who 'worked' there in the early days, before their first(?) round of ballast-trimming.

"We played foosball all day."

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM (xK9An)

181 Did craig actually get a beejer? That whole story was weird. And it was the usual- republican gets accused, denies but immediately resigns so as to not be a distraction- situation.

No. He was arrested for allegedly signaling non-verbally that he wanted one.

Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM (MBvXX)

182 "from Friday to late Monday Dow was down 1000,"

1000 out of 35000. That's 2.5%.

To put that in perspective, the 20th all time worst % drop was 7.3% in 2001, the first day the stock market opened post 9/11. The worst % drop ever was 22.6% in 1987. Those were crashed. A 2.5% drop is a meh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:04 AM (GQ5VU)

183 Have I ever told you that you're my ear-oh?!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4)

184 . He was arrested for allegedly signaling non-verbally that he wanted one.


Wide stance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 23, 2021 09:05 AM (ySQBZ)

185 WHAT ???!??!??

Posted by: Athur Anymoredonuts at September 23, 2021 09:05 AM (fBtlL)

186 Have I ever told you that you're my ear-oh?!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4)

greek sammich?

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 09:06 AM (AwYPR)

187 "greek sammich?"

Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw)

188 greek sammich?
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 09:06 AM (AwYPR)
++++
Is that a sandwich you get your neighbor to pay for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:06 AM (DCdYk)

189 biden has finally admitted that the southern border is not under control. Breitbart has the video.

He may be talking about his own "southern border" not being under his control. Did he get hustled out of the room immediately after saying this?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 09:07 AM (4EIFd)

190 I don't really know much about him. My point was his "crime" of getting BJs in airport bathrooms was about a 0 on the 0-100 scale of things I give a shit about a politician doing.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 08:58 AM (GQ5VU)

I think I see the problem. In addition to YD's observation, Craig was publically and politically anti-gay and presented a facade of a family man. The hypocrisy burned bright and hot, like lithium batteries.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (4I/2K)

191 Did craig actually get a beejer? That whole story was weird. And it was the usual- republican gets accused, denies but immediately resigns so as to not be a distraction- situation.

No. He was arrested for allegedly signaling non-verbally that he wanted one.

Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM


I thought they got him for soliciting for sex.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (JUOKG)

192 This is timely. Yesterday, the delightful and lovely Mrs naturalfake and I went to the -

"Immersive Van Gogh Exhibit" in downtown Dallas.
It was pricey at $50/ticket, however the bored and curious Mrs naturalfake was tired of being in "lockdown" so we decided to make a date out of it.
The exhibit was a multimedia interpretation of Van Gogh's art. And you know what that usually means, so I wasn't expecting much...but I was wrong!
The exhibit opened as a great commercial for "Van Gogh Pest Control Service" as cartoons and flies and cicadas crawled over self-portraits of Van Gogh.
Then next we had Vincent Van Gogh Presents: "Carnival of Souls" as ugly painted heads floated around with spooky music.
The we came to the Educational Section: Did you know Van Gogh had a very short "Japanois" period? Neither did I.
There upon followed ads for Van Gogh's All-Natural Sandwich Bread.
Van Gogh's Herbal Cough Drops, and then
an ad for "Nightqyi, Nightime Cough Medicine" from Van Gogh Therapuetics.
All in less than 30 mins! (though to be fair it seemed much longer).
If you know nothing about Van Gogh's art and wish to keep it that way, visit "IVGE"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (Xo5lP)

193 Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw)
-
Kids these days!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (uS+KQ)

194 ((psst, Vinny is crazy.))

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (xopIz)

195 So much for Bush endorsing Lyin' Liz Cheney

https://tinyurl.com/zdz23yua

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (MrUFq)

196 No. He was arrested for allegedly signaling non-verbally that he wanted one.
Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM


Nah. There was a particularly toe-tapping piece of music playing over the Muzak.

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (a3Q+t)

197 biden has finally admitted that the southern border is not under control. Breitbart has the video.

He may be talking about his own "southern border" not being under his control. Did he get hustled out of the room immediately after saying this?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 09:07 AM


It was unscripted and a report shouted the quesiton at him and he actually answered it as he was walking past the reporters. When asked about the southern border crisis he responded "we will get it under control".

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (JUOKG)

198 He may be talking about his own "southern border" not being under his control. Did he get hustled out of the room immediately after saying this?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2021 09:07 AM (4EIFd)

Depends....

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)

199 2 Where is his ear?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)
-
Michael Jackson cut it off and used it as a nose.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (uS+KQ)

200 What's the best phrase for, "I didn't quite catch what you said." ?

"How's that?"

"Come again?"

I once had a roommate from the hills of N.C. who would say, "Do what?"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (Xwt96)

201 "There was a particularly toe-tapping piece of music playing over the Muzak."

Hey, Rickie, you're so fine...

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:10 AM (B0mGw)

202 200 I once had a roommate from the hills of N.C. who would say, "Do what?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (Xwt96)

=========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)

203 197 biden has finally admitted that the southern border is not under control. Breitbart has the video.

He may be talking about his own "southern border" not being under his control.
------------------
Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 09:10 AM (0chEi)

204 If I were sitting in a bathroom stall, and the guy next to me slid his foot under, I would not know that he was asking for a bj. Is there a list of these nonverbal dogwhistles somewhere?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 09:10 AM (mdgQ7)

205 And it was the usual- republican gets accused, denies but immediately resigns so as to not be a distraction- situation.

-------

Solicited sex from an undercover cop. Also an acapella singer and perpetual bachelor, so no surprise there. He'd definitely be working for the Lincoln Project today, except he got caught too soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 09:11 AM (sxX7H)

206 I think I see the problem. In addition to YD's observation, Craig was publically and politically anti-gay and presented a facade of a family man. The hypocrisy burned bright and hot, like lithium batteries.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (4I/2K)

___

As Breitbart would say...And?

He was gay and closeted and from Idaho. There's a shock that he didn't come out. Also, who gives a fuck? I thought we were long past giving fucks about what politicians do in their private lives.

What he should have done is say yeah I'm out and proud bitches, and probably would have been elected again. Because even in Idaho, I'm pretty sure most people couldn't care less about that shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:11 AM (GQ5VU)

207 We can have gyros, for ever and ever.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2021 09:11 AM (vuisn)

208 Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.

And norhern border and everywhere in between.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 09:11 AM (mdgQ7)

209 There's a cactus on the left.
Posted by: grammie winger

And a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:12 AM (arJlL)

210 Speaking of annoying things people say...

What's up with the replacement of thank you with I appreciate you? When did we vote on that one? LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:12 AM (GQ5VU)

211 195 So much for Bush endorsing Lyin' Liz Cheney

https://tinyurl.com/zdz23yua


On one hand, everything he's saying is true.

On the other, one of the least appealing aspects of Trump as a politico is his willingness to make everything personal and public.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:12 AM (8erNz)

212 "Also, who gives a fuck? I thought we were long past giving fucks about what politicians do in their private lives."

Shame in their behavior is part of the kink.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)

213 211 On the other, one of the least appealing aspects of Trump as a politico is his willingness to make everything personal and public.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:12 AM (8erNz)

=========

I completely understand his taking Liz Cheney's existence personally, at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:13 AM (LvTSG)

214 202 200 I once had a roommate from the hills of N.C. who would say, "Do what?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:09 AM (Xwt96)

I've been in the habit of saying that for years.
Think I picked it up in my youth from an old roommate from Macon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2021 09:13 AM (vuisn)

215 Good thing he didn't cut off his dick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 09:13 AM (1t5dY)

216 208 Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.

And norhern border and everywhere in between.


The Governor William J. Lepetomane Thruway? Who's going back to get a shitload of dimes?

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:13 AM (8erNz)

217 This is handy...

@Jim__Jackson

If you are looking for a local place to receive a monoclonal antibody treatment, here is a helpful link:

https://locator.infusioncenter.org

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 09:13 AM (cF8AT)

218 Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2021 09:08 AM (Xo5lP)

There must be a few different ones traveling around. This is totally NOT the one I went to in Buffalo. Same price, but mine sounds way better than yours.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2021 09:14 AM (OyyDO)

219 "I completely understand his taking Liz Cheney's existence personally, at this point."

I certainly do.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:14 AM (B0mGw)

220 When he was doing his self portrait, he didn't like the way his ear looked, so he cut it off.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:14 AM (arJlL)

221 "Ode to Bulwark"

Can't hear anything anyone on the right is saying.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:14 AM (ogbAP)

222 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM (GQ5VU)

223 Wot's 'appenin' 'ear?

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM (dJs6r)

224 What's the best phrase for, "I didn't quite catch what you said." ?

As I get ever more 29-ish, I find myself saying "I'm sorry, say again please" in pretty much every phone conversation.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM (nfrXX)

225 Apparently Moo Moo forgets that at the time Craig was apparently gay and "who would care" there was a DEMOCRAT governor of NEW JERSEY resigning over his secret gay affairs even though his wife knew.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM (G2zl5)

226 Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Sounds like a hostage situation.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:16 AM (arJlL)

227 Photophobia?

Posted by: klaftern at September 23, 2021 09:17 AM (taPSh)

228 There are none so deaf as those who hack their ear off

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2021 09:17 AM (ONvIw)

229 According to a link through zerohedge, Biden is pushing for dishonorable discharge and court martial for troops who don't get the vax. Unreal!
Hard to arrive at any other conclusion from their actions the last couple months that they are obviously set out to purposefully destroy our military. Which is pretty suspicious for a known China stooge in Biden. Easy to see what's going on here right??

Posted by: Pudding Head at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (F7W/v)

230 Ask your doctor if cutting your ear off is for you.
Do not cut your ear off if you are allergic to cutting your ear off.
---------------------------
9 out of 10 Fascist governments and unaccountable civil services agree on using Pfizer's new Ivearmectin DNA removal product.

Posted by: Pfizer at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (UHVv4)

231 Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Charging you to leave no doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)

232 When he was doing his self portrait, he didn't like the way his ear looked, so he cut it off.
Posted by: JT


*****

Hey, give the poor guy a break. Have you ever tried to paint a tragus and a helix and an antihelix and just a hint of an external auditory canal? Not to mention that hangy down part. Much easier to paint blood-soaked gauze.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (Xwt96)

233 He identified as mono-eared.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (G2zl5)

234 As Breitbart would say...And?

He was gay and closeted and from Idaho. There's a shock that he didn't come out. Also, who gives a fuck? I thought we were long past giving fucks about what politicians do in their private lives.


Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:11 AM (GQ5VU)

Did you catch the part about the hypocrisy? That's okay with you in your elected reps?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (4I/2K)

235 Photophobia?
Posted by: klaftern at September 23, 2021 09:17 AM


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: All the damned Santa Clara vampires at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (m+jkK)

236 There's a cactus on the left.
Posted by: grammie winger

And a bathroom on the right.

.....

Here I am stuck in the middle with loo.


Get it? Do you get it? Like cactuses sticking you? And bathroom is sometimes a bathroom is called 'the loo'. See how clever that is?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (ogbAP)

237 236 Here I am stuck in the middle with loo.


Get it? Do you get it? Like cactuses sticking you? And bathroom is sometimes a bathroom is called 'the loo'. See how clever that is?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (ogbAP)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

238
Get it? Do you get it? Like cactuses sticking you? And bathroom is sometimes a bathroom is called 'the loo'. See how clever that is?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (ogbAP)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)


ME NEITHER.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 23, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

239 Ah, the famous self-portrait.

OT, but my application for disaster food stamps was denied. Apparently I make too much money and did not lose enough because of the storm. I suspected that would be the outcome, but I thought it was worth a try. I did not know I would be on the phone on hold for 45 minutes only to get interviewed for a further 20.

I could have asked for an appeal, but I had already spent enough time chasing this elusive butterfly. Never mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:20 AM (/XOcP)

240 222 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen



Its a suburb of Philly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (NsE9F)

241 OT, but my application for disaster food stamps was denied. Apparently I make too much money and did not lose enough because of the storm. I suspected that would be the outcome, but I thought it was worth a try. I did not know I would be on the phone on hold for 45 minutes only to get interviewed for a further 20. ...
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:20 AM (/XOcP)
++++
Welcome to the Sucker Class, Wolfus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (DCdYk)

242 Here I am stuck in the middle with loo.


Get it? Do you get it? Like cactuses sticking you? And bathroom is sometimes a bathroom is called 'the loo'. See how clever that is?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM (ogbAP)

=====

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:19 AM


Call Big Loo...he's been stuck by cacti, too.

Posted by: The Voiceover Guy at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (m+jkK)

243 Who would care about a married Republican officeholder soliciting gay sex from strangers in public restrooms (something that would be illegal whether gay or not)? Republicans.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (QU5/8)

244 Wasn't it Kirk Douglas who played Van Gogh in the biopic? Did they include the infamous ear business?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (/XOcP)

245 According to a link through zerohedge, Biden is pushing for dishonorable discharge and court martial for troops who don't get the vax. Unreal!
Hard to arrive at any other conclusion from their actions the last couple months that they are obviously set out to purposefully destroy our military. Which is pretty suspicious for a known China stooge in Biden. Easy to see what's going on here right??
Posted by: Pudding Head at September 23, 2021 09:18 AM (F7W/v)

Military purge. Creeping Stalinism is no longer creeping.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (fjnJy)

246 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM (GQ5VU)

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You're overlooking the huge punch industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (VxC1e)

247 Its a suburb of Philly.
Posted by: Puddleglum

When that's the best that someone can say. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (mD/uy)

248 Did you catch the part about the hypocrisy? That's okay with you in your elected reps?

Not "okay" but it is the rule rather than the exception. May or may not have been less true during Craig's time but at least they made the pretense of acting embarrassed when it became too obvious.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (nfrXX)

249 Delaware has a Toll Booth on its southern border.
Posted by: Puddin Head

And if you're southbound on I-95, you get double-tapped by the one at the foot of the Delaware Bridge.

All for the privilege of travelling about 15 miles.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (dfRN6)

250 ++++
Welcome to the Sucker Class, Wolfus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021


***
Welcome? I've been a member my whole working life!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (/XOcP)

251 Hypocrisy? Oh dear. Like how every Republican runs on a platform of cutting spending then lines up at the trough to get their pet projects added to bills.Or how Jim Jordan takes money from Google while pretending to want to be tough on Google? Heavens!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (GQ5VU)

252 In case no one posted this yet:

Story Headline on DailyMail this morning:

Thousands of Haitian migrants who flocked to Del Rio were already working and living comfortably as refugees in CHILE and only set off for the US after Biden scrapped Trump-era deportation policy

https://tinyurl.com/behj4p53


The article has a photo of Chilean ID cards the "refugees" have.

So, why aren't we flying every single one of them back to Chile?

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (AMIL/)

253 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM


Dude, even we laugh at Delaware.

Posted by: Rhode Island at September 23, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)

254 244 Wasn't it Kirk Douglas who played Van Gogh in the biopic? Did they include the infamous ear business?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:21 AM (/XOcP)

=========

Dark twist of the Doctor Who episode:

They did fix Vincent's mental illness, but he was still just shot by the kid on accident. But the shooting is a "fixed point" for reasons, which means that they can never change that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM (LvTSG)

255 What happens if you cut off one ear?
Can't hear, sir!

What happens if you cut off both ears?
Can't see, sir!

How's that?
Nothing to hold up my hat, sir!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96)

256
What's the best phrase for, "I didn't quite catch what you said." ?

ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM (pEqEo)

257 "ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Yes. Lol!

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:24 AM (B0mGw)

258 OT, but my application for disaster food stamps was denied. Apparently I make too much money and did not lose enough because of the storm. I suspected that would be the outcome, but I thought it was worth a try. I did not know I would be on the phone on hold for 45 minutes only to get interviewed for a further 20. ...
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Welcome to the Sucker Class, Wolfus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Yeah. They don't look at total inflow/outflow of mortgage, electric, water, car payment, etc. and how much you have left for food. They just look at how much you make.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:24 AM (OCTRt)

259 @SilvermanJacob

A 2015 email from one of Hunter Biden's business associates. Implies help from VP dad and access to high level Chinese decision-makers. And also that he's a mess.

https://tinyurl.com/yex824ca

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (cF8AT)

260 The sign of any good joke is when you have to explain it to someone and they say "Oh, I see" and give a fake chuckle and say "That's pretty good" and then they turn around and walk away to talk to other people.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (ogbAP)

261 Purging "vaccine" refusers would be a major step towards creating a military that would follow any order it's given by the Biden Admin. This is one of the last steps off the cliff. I can't overstate what a major threat this is.

This is pretty much one of the last steps before deportation to central Alaska.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (fjnJy)

262 What's the best phrase for, "I didn't quite catch what you said." ?

ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM (pEqEo)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (4I/2K)

263 260 The sign of any good joke is when you have to explain it to someone and they say "Oh, I see" and give a fake chuckle and say "That's pretty good" and then they turn around and walk away to talk to other people.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (ogbAP)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

264 Hmm, not an art critic, but this painting is shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (VwHCD)

265 Great video of Arizona state Sen Wendy Rogers on tomorrows release of Maricopa forensic audit results.
https://tinyurl.com/mn3yds7z

I still have hope. This gives me more hope. Our government has failed us but the American spirit is still alive.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (DB16e)

266 Every tinfoil-hat nutcase in this joint is constantly wondering aloud what "they" have on this or that politician. You think, maybe, being a closet case who likes to have public sex with young men might be blackmail material for a married officeholder who represents folks who probably aren't into the whole "I'm a libertarian, so touching balls with other men is okay by me" approach to politics?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (QU5/8)

267
Yeah. They don't look at total inflow/outflow of mortgage, electric, water, car payment, etc. and how much you have left for food. They just look at how much you make.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:24 AM (OCTRt)



The debt to income ratio should be a big player, but it's not in those cases. Nor obtaining financial aid for your child entering college.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

268 ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM


Whenever I get handed documents to review at work, I find myself thinking this. A lot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 09:26 AM (m+jkK)

269 " You think, maybe, being a closet case who likes to have public sex with young men might be blackmail material for a married officeholder who represents folks"

As someone who has had a security clearance, I'm going with yes.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:27 AM (B0mGw)

270 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM
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There was also the DuPont explosives factory, so it also blew up from time to time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:28 AM (LBiAf)

271 Hmm, not an art critic, but this painting is shit.

.....

Ha!

Do you see what he did there?

He said he's not an art critic, but then went on to criticize the art! Hilarious. Do you get it? It's irony!

Like a Steven Wright type of surreal humor!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:28 AM (ogbAP)

272 Casual selfie Vincent.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2021 09:29 AM (W+kMI)

273 Van Gogh reminds me of that guy in CSI Miami who kept taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on.
Except Van Gogh would have trouble putting sunglasses on.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 23, 2021 09:29 AM (cSyAR)

274 "Except Van Gogh would have trouble putting sunglasses on."

They fit fine, just sit a little funny.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:29 AM (B0mGw)

275 Van Gogh reminds me of that guy in CSI Miami who kept taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on.
Except Van Gogh would have trouble putting sunglasses on.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 23, 2021 09:29 AM (cSyAR)


David Caruso as Heratio Caine.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Here I am stuck in the middle with loo.

Said Bud Abbott

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)

277 The sign of any good joke is when you have to explain it to someone and they say "Oh, I see" and give a fake chuckle and say "That's pretty good" and then they turn around and walk away to talk to other people.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


****

I get that reaction a lot. Except they generally don't turn around and walk away, it's more of a sideways scurry, while not letting me out of their sight until they've cleared the room.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:30 AM (Xwt96)

278 The sign of any good joke is when you have to explain it to someone and they say "Oh, I see" and give a fake chuckle and say "That's pretty good" and then they turn around and walk away to talk to other people.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:25 AM (ogbAP)

Jerry Seinfeld had one for Norm once.

It's a gentile joke.

A gentile businessman passes another gentile businessman in the street. He asks the other gentile businessman "How's business?".

The 2nd gentile businessman says "Great! Couldn't be better!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 09:30 AM (/1l9x)

279 Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie painter who thought he could use a brush would ride into town to try out the Zundert Kid.

I must have rendered more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my brushes down and walked away.

Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest salon, crawled inside an absinthe bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Posted by: zombie vincent van gogh at September 23, 2021 09:30 AM (UHVv4)

280 I really like the HQ before the anti-troll formatting.
It's really fucking up comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt)

281 Maybe I'm just a poor evaluator of talent but I could not get into any of David Caruso's characters.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

282 "I get that reaction a lot."

I like telling terrible punnish type jokes JUST to get that uncomfortable reaction. Hilarious.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (B0mGw)

283 "Why aren't we doing ________ ?" Who is "we" Kemosabe?

There is no "we" when it comes to the law, or matters of the state, any longer. It's just a bunch of crazed psychopaths, grifters, and demented wack jobs running everything, or near enough. They aimed to break everything utterly beyond repair, and I expect this is a foregone conclusion at this point. This doesn't mean give up, but, well everyone knows this is nowhere.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (QfSXK)

284 ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 23, 2021 09:23 AM (pEqEo)
++++
Heh. Also acceptable as a runner-up if you can't swear: "Please spit the marbles out of your mouth and try again."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (DCdYk)

285 @279 -

Golf clap.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 09:32 AM (dfRN6)

286 "Heh. Also acceptable as a runner-up if you can't swear:"

Or a second alternative: Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 09:33 AM (B0mGw)

287 Heh. Also acceptable as a runner-up if you can't swear: "Please spit the marbles out of your mouth and try again."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021


***
To a face-diaper wearer: "I couldn't hear you. There appears to be something in front of your face."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:33 AM (/XOcP)

288 ***
To a face-diaper wearer: "I couldn't hear you. There appears to be something in front of your face."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:33 AM (/XOcP)



The hearing impaired lip reading public should sue for discrimination.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

289 288 The hearing impaired lip reading public should sue for discrimination.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

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All masks should have a hole cut out in the middle so that the deaf can read lips.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

290 Would not hang or cross stitch...

I mostly use "say again", although "do what" is a classic.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 09:35 AM (8548M)

291 Heh. Also acceptable as a runner-up if you can't swear: "Please spit the marbles out of your mouth and try again."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (DCdYk)

"Please try again with less mumbling." and "Use your consonants, please" tend to generate a lot of irate stares, but usually succeed at raising volumes.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:35 AM (fjnJy)

292 Ah, poor Vincent, talented but tortured individual who traded sanity for immortality. These days he'd be a medicated mediocrity on deviantArt? Who knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yamC-NZTgE

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2021 09:36 AM (W+kMI)

293 All masks should have a hole cut out in the middle so that the deaf can read lips.

With 'ADA-Compliant Face Covering' printed on it.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:36 AM (8erNz)

294
Story Headline on DailyMail this morning:

Thousands of Haitian migrants who flocked to Del Rio were already working and living comfortably as refugees in CHILE and only set off for the US after Biden scrapped Trump-era deportation policy
_________

From the stories I've read, they were all living as refugees in either South America (Chile, Argentina, etc.) or Mexico.

They came here because there's more "free" shit here.

Not because they were "fleeing violent gangs" or "living in desperate poverty in Haiti" or whatever other bullshit nonsense the Dims are flinging about.

Just wanted more "free" shit. Courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 09:37 AM (k4dH2)

295 The Biden-Harris administration is threatening Dishonorable Discharge for servicemembers who decline to take the Chinese Virus clot shot.

I think this is remarkably, notably stupid, even from their perspective, and I don't even claim to understand what that might even be entirely, since they lie about everything.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2021 09:38 AM (QfSXK)

296 "Please try again with less mumbling." and "Use your consonants, please" tend to generate a lot of irate stares, but usually succeed at raising volumes.

......

I have on occasion had a drunk person at the bar slurring their speech and I will point the remote at them when they ask me a question.

When they ask what I am doing, I will say "Seeing if there is a way to bring up English subtitles."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (ogbAP)

297 Whenever I get handed documents to review at work, I find myself thinking this. A lot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 09:26 AM (m+jkK)

I recently had the pleasure (hah!) of being involved in some legal issues, and the quality of the writing in the court filings was unbelievably bad. I actually considered starting a consulting service for attorneys who cannot write coherently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (Q9lwr)

298
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All masks should have a hole cut out in the middle so that the deaf can read lips.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)



RESULT!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

299 296 I have on occasion had a drunk person at the bar slurring their speech and I will point the remote at them when they ask me a question.

When they ask what I am doing, I will say "Seeing if there is a way to bring up English subtitles."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (ogbAP)

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You carry around a remote in your pocket just for this occasion, don't you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

300 Heh. Also acceptable as a runner-up if you can't swear: "Please spit the marbles out of your mouth and try again."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 09:31 AM (DCdYk)

Also known as "Drew on the AoSHQ podcast"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2021 09:40 AM (gbfHZ)

301 I will say "Seeing if there is a way to bring up English subtitles."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (ogbAP)

You are nicer than I..."I'm trying the mute button!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:40 AM (Q9lwr)

302 Yeah I just don't get it. I don't follow artists or art, but the van gogh dude is supposed to be some famous painter, and then I see shit like this. Just wtf made him famous?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (VwHCD)

303 I recently had the pleasure (hah!) of being involved in some legal issues, and the quality of the writing in the court filings was unbelievably bad. I actually considered starting a consulting service for attorneys who cannot write coherently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (Q9lwr)

How much of that is done on purpose?

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

304 You carry around a remote in your pocket just for this occasion, don't you?

....

Not really.

I work as a bartender, so there is generally a remote lying around for the house televisions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (ogbAP)

305 270 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM
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There was also the DuPont explosives factory, so it also blew up from time to time.


Don't forget the banking laws...I've never been to Delaware, is it like the Caymans where you'd have a law office with forty 'Global HQ' brass plates on the wall and two guys inside, and a couple hot and expensively dressed office 'staff'?

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (8erNz)

306 Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2021 09:38 AM (QfSXK)

Stick around for The Rant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (Q9lwr)

307 SCTV's Lust for Paint afternoon "Dialing For Dollars" movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37bLBwGZuU

[16 minutes] Well, worth the time.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (UHVv4)

308 304 I work as a bartender, so there is generally a remote lying around for the house televisions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (ogbAP)

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Bro,...you wanna comp me some drinks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

309 256
What's the best phrase for, "I didn't quite catch what you said." ?

ENGLISH MOTHER FCUKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Best version, bar none. I think of it a lot when reading social media posts.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2021 09:42 AM (W+kMI)

310 That hat though.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 23, 2021 09:42 AM (pPmHJ)

311 ...and Kamala knows a thing or two about dishonorable discharges...

IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:43 AM (Xwt96)

312 Yeah I just don't get it. I don't follow artists or art, but the van gogh dude is supposed to be some famous painter, and then I see shit like this. Just wtf made him famous?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

He became an artist after his earwax removal business failed.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:43 AM (arJlL)

313 305 270 Isn't the entire state of Delaware basically just highways that connect PA and MD?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:15 AM
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There was also the DuPont explosives factory, so it also blew up from time to time.

Don't forget the banking laws...I've never been to Delaware, is it like the Caymans where you'd have a law office with forty 'Global HQ' brass plates on the wall and two guys inside, and a couple hot and expensively dressed office 'staff'?
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That would explain a lot about Hiden's career, wouldn't it?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 23, 2021 09:44 AM (W+kMI)

314 Don't forget the banking laws...I've never been to Delaware, is it like the Caymans where you'd have a law office with forty 'Global HQ' brass plates on the wall and two guys inside, and a couple hot and expensively dressed office 'staff'?
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2021 09:41 AM (8erNz)

There is a building in Delaware where something like 300K corporations are headquartered.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 09:44 AM (Y5qcH)

315 Bro,...you wanna comp me some drinks?

.....

Just like the sign says, Free Beer Tomorrow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:44 AM (ogbAP)

316 315 Bro,...you wanna comp me some drinks?

.....

Just like the sign says, Free Beer Tomorrow.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 23, 2021 09:44 AM (ogbAP)

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Whiskey should be free today, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

317 That hat though.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 23, 2021


***
I've been considering buying one of those Greek fisherman caps. It'll go well with my pipe-smoker image.

It'll look odd when I move to N. Texas or S. Dakota, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:45 AM (/XOcP)

318 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So after this, when painting by ear he was only half as good as he used to be.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)

319 Delaware, a hungry America turns its eyes towards you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 09:46 AM (0chEi)

320 I liked his happy sunflower paintings. Then he got all dark and disturbed. The Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam is a really neat in the way they arranged his painting through the years. And you can totally tell when he started having issues.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2021 09:47 AM (hV9ir)

321 I have on occasion had a drunk person at the bar slurring their speech and I will point the remote at them when they ask me a question.

When they ask what I am doing, I will say "Seeing if there is a way to bring up English subtitles."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM (OCTRt)

322 Delaware, a hungry America turns its eyes towards you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 09:46 AM (0chEi)

Sounds like a great place for...Haitians.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM (AwYPR)

323 I've been considering buying one of those Greek fisherman caps. It'll go well with my pipe-smoker image.
------
You need a cable-knit sweater to go with it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM (LBiAf)

324 Good, Diogenes has awakened, scratched and looked around. I can leave now that he's here. Or I can wait 'til he finds his coffee.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM (Xwt96)

325 Many if not even most states have Usury laws.

Through an amazingly cheesy jiggery-pokery legal fiction, the credit card companies get around this by incorporating in Delaware and then go right ahead into your state and fuck everybody over at 18 percent or whatever.

This is "legal" and guys like Biden are the cause, or the result. Take yer pick.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM (QfSXK)

326 That hat though.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 23, 2021 09:42 AM (pPmHJ)

A right jaunty chapeau.

Posted by: David St Hubbins at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

327 I liked his happy sunflower paintings. Then he got all dark and disturbed. The Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam is a really neat in the way they arranged his painting through the years. And you can totally tell when he started having issues.
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2021 09:47 AM (hV9ir)
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If you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM (LBiAf)

328 How could someone NOT have been in DE? Everyone that has traveled up I-95 has been in DE for at least 5 minutes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM (flINI)

329 I've been considering buying one of those Greek fisherman caps. It'll go well with my pipe-smoker image.

It'll look odd when I move to N. Texas or S. Dakota, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:45 AM (/XOcP)

If I can wear my Russian ushanka when it drops into the negatives, there's no hat you can't wear in Texas.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (fjnJy)

330 Good, Diogenes has awakened, scratched and looked around. I can leave now that he's here. Or I can wait 'til he finds his coffee.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM


Is there a code for preprandial scratching?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (a3Q+t)

331 I've been considering buying one of those Greek fisherman caps. It'll go well with my pipe-smoker image.
------
You need a cable-knit sweater to go with it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021


***
There's the rub. In Lousy-ana a thick sweater is rarely useful. In S. Dakota it would be great, but as Steinbeck pointed out, if you wear nautical stuff in areas away from a coast, you get strange looks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (/XOcP)

332 327 If you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM (LBiAf)

========

Nah, man. Saturn eating his son perks me up in a dark mood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

333 I recently had the pleasure (hah!) of being involved in some legal issues, and the quality of the writing in the court filings was unbelievably bad. I actually considered starting a consulting service for attorneys who cannot write coherently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM


Court filings are notoriously bad. I'm in-house counsel.
I recall the boss having me review a policy letter someone else had written and being told "Make this look like it wasn't written by a kindergartner".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2021 09:51 AM (m+jkK)

334 It'll look odd when I move to N. Texas or S. Dakota, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021

If I can wear my Russian ushanka when it drops into the negatives, there's no hat you can't wear in Texas.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021


***
It's not the temps but the distance Amarillo, say, is from any major body of water where fishermen hang out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (/XOcP)

335 If you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.

*****

Their black bean salsa in particular.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (Xwt96)

336 There is a building in Delaware where something like 300K corporations are headquartered.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 09:44 AM

How do they social distance!!!!1!! A building of death!!!!1!!1

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Karen's Everywhere at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (KnSdT)

337 I recently had the pleasure (hah!) of being involved in some legal issues, and the quality of the writing in the court filings was unbelievably bad. I actually considered starting a consulting service for attorneys who cannot write coherently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

"When the partay of the first part. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)

338 Absinthe, aka "Wormwood" was illegal for a reason. Van Gogh may be a good example. "That Boy Ain't Right".

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (QfSXK)

339 If you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM (LBiAf)

========

Nah, man. Saturn eating his son perks me up in a dark mood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
-------
*looks slantendicular at TJM*

*edges away*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2021 09:52 AM (LBiAf)

340 I represent The Society of Lawyers who don't Write Good... and I am here to help.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:53 AM (flINI)

341 If I can wear my Russian ushanka when it drops into the negatives, there's no hat you can't wear in Texas.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (fjnJy)

Ahem....

Posted by: Stetson at September 23, 2021 09:53 AM (KnSdT)

342
f you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Beans!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 09:53 AM (63Dwl)

343 How could someone NOT have been in DE? Everyone that has traveled up I-95 has been in DE for at least 5 minutes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:49 AM


Delaware and Rhode Island, two States that should not be States*.


*West Virginia is also a State that should not be a State but licoln violated the Constitution and made WV out of existing parts of Virginia because no one would stop him. But it is much larger than RI or DE.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (JUOKG)

344 340 I represent The Society of Lawyers who don't Write Good... and I am here to help.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:53 AM (flINI)

========

Do you want to learn good too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

345 I've been considering buying one of those Greek fisherman caps.

A very long time ago, I bought one of those from one of those yuppie mail order places like Signal or whatever. It was a nice hat until it got dirty. I washed it and it shrunk up like an old orange peel. I was pissed. What, like a g-d fisherman's cap can't survive getting wet?!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (nfrXX)

346 Delaware's very lax corporate laws are used by nearly all corporation operating in the US to evade corporate taxes. Nearly every corporation has a subsidiary in Delaware or is themselves incorporated in Delaware for the purpose of lowering their tax bill.

Funny how the left never says shit about that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)

347 I recently had the pleasure (hah!) of being involved in some legal issues, and the quality of the writing in the court filings was unbelievably bad. I actually considered starting a consulting service for attorneys who cannot write coherently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2021 09:39 AM (Q9lwr)
--
This is usually tied to how much money you want to spend on an attorney. The attorneys that big companies can afford (especially for high stakes litigation) will have well-put-together written submissions.

Individuals usually can't afford paying a legal team $1000+ an hour. And attorneys save money by re-using old materials. Also, attorneys used to handling smaller matters (in, say state court) are typically better on their feet in court than in their written documents. Writing things well takes time, and works against the economics of a small firm or solo.

Posted by: Revenant at September 23, 2021 09:55 AM (cOGHc)

348 346 Delaware's very lax corporate laws are used by nearly all corporation operating in the US to evade corporate taxes. Nearly every corporation has a subsidiary in Delaware or is themselves incorporated in Delaware for the purpose of lowering their tax bill.

Funny how the left never says shit about that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)


"I know, right, fat?"

- - Joe Biden, former Senator of MBNA a Del Corp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2021 09:55 AM (s2VJv)

349 Sounds like a great place for...Haitians.
Posted by: BignJames

Haiti sounds better.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (arJlL)

350 *West Virginia is also a State that should not be a State but licoln violated the Constitution and made WV out of existing parts of Virginia because no one would stop him. But it is much larger than RI or DE.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM (JUOKG)

___

Maine was once part of Mass. How's that different?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (GQ5VU)

351 Many if not even most states have Usury laws.

Through an amazingly cheesy jiggery-pokery legal fiction, the credit card companies get around this by incorporating in Delaware and then go right ahead into your state and fuck everybody over at 18 percent or whatever.

This is "legal" and guys like Biden are the cause, or the result. Take yer pick.
Posted by: Common Tater



18%? Try 24.99%.

The mafia went to prison for 20%.
They called it loanshark.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (OCTRt)

352 350 Maine was once part of Mass. How's that different?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (GQ5VU)

========

The process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

353 I represent The Society of Lawyers who don't Write Good... and I am here to help.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:53 AM (flINI)

========

Do you want to learn good too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 09:54 AM


He's fixin to learn you up!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM (JUOKG)

354 Even West Virginias most beloved song is based on an afternoon ride on Clopper Road... In MARYLAND. The Greasemans schtick on WV were always classic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:57 AM (flINI)

355 If you don't know how to wash wool, it will shrink. And fishermen would wear wool.

Also, it's possible to make a cabled sweater that is not thick and bulky. I did a cardigan like that for my husband. Might still be too hot for Louisiana but it's not bulky.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (YynYJ)

356 Good, Diogenes has awakened, scratched and looked around. I can leave now that he's here. Or I can wait 'til he finds his coffee.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2021 09:48 AM


Yeah, I slept in a bit today.
Coffee is suitable...the Keurig has done it's job.
You are dismissed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (axyOa)

357 If you like dark and disturbing, try Goya.

Or Felicien Rops.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (2JVJo)

358 I work as a bartender, so there is generally a remote lying around for the house televisions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Could I get some fresh ice? This looks, um... yellow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)

359 If I can wear my Russian ushanka when it drops into the negatives, there's no hat you can't wear in Texas.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 23, 2021 09:50 AM (fjnJy)

Ahem....
Posted by: Stetson at September 23, 2021


***
I have several cream-colored Open Road-style hats, the style LBJ used to wear (though he preferred Resistols). The style was not only a Stetson staple; all the hatmakers once upon a time had their own version: moderate brim, cattleman crease, a thin matching-color ribbon around the base of the crown and another binding the edge of the brim. The hat that made you look not like the cowboy who worked on the ranch, but like the guy who *owned* the ranch.

I never see those hats in real life. Even when someone is sporting a cowboy look around here, they never wear an Open Road, just those big wide-brimmed hats. Maybe it's different in some parts of the West.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (/XOcP)

360 So all of those Panamanian registered ocean vessels aren't really from Panama?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (flINI)

361 If you don't know how to wash wool, it will shrink. And fishermen would wear wool.

Posted by: notsothoreau

Sheep don't like to stand in the rain for this reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)

362 Maine was once part of Mass. How's that different?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 09:56 AM


IIRC that was the Mass Bay Colony before anyone had statehood.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 09:59 AM (JUOKG)

363 It looks like ole Vinnie was jealous about something - he gots the green eye. . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2021 09:59 AM (JNTt1)

364 Sheep don't like to stand in the rain for this reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)

There was shrinkage?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 10:00 AM (Y5qcH)

365 Noodus simianus minor

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP)

366 So all of those Panamanian registered ocean vessels aren't really from Panama?
------
Shove off, piker.

Posted by: Liberia at September 23, 2021 10:01 AM (LBiAf)

367 Sheep don't like to stand in the rain for this reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)


Shearly you jest?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 10:01 AM (axyOa)

368 >>I have several cream-colored Open Road-style hats, the style LBJ used to wear (though he preferred Resistols). Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 09:58 AM (/XOcP)

Robert Caro's LBJ bio claims that Johnson would throw out his hat from his departing helicopter during the 1948 Senate race, and then have an advance man run out into the crowd to retrieve it. "You know how much those hats cost, Bobby?!"

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 10:02 AM (xK9An)

369 "but licoln violated the Constitution and made WV out of existing parts of Virginia because no one would stop him."

I mean, some people DID try to stop him on a couple issues and it didn't really go well after that. Never try to interfere when ol' Abe's got a head on, I always say.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 10:03 AM (B0mGw)

370 Oh, hear we go with the baaaaad jokes.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 10:05 AM (B0mGw)

371 No. He was arrested for allegedly signaling non-verbally that he wanted one.
Posted by: Dread at September 23, 2021 09:02 AM (MBvXX)

The last person you want in a position of public trust is a closeted fag. All the flightiness and unseriousness of the out-and-proud fag, but also wide-open to blackmail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2021 10:07 AM (IOT8o)

372 Just wanted more "free" shit. Courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 09:37 AM (k4dH2)

Parasites, jumping to a fatter host.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2021 10:18 AM (IOT8o)

373 Today it would be his penis. But party on

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 23, 2021 10:52 AM (JLH4l)

374 Who did the painting on the wall behind him? I would hang that.

Posted by: JustSalt at September 23, 2021 01:07 PM (OyZfH)

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