Norm's Restoration Cafe: Kenny Rogers Songs Edition

Duck seems to be following a woman just because her shoes are the same color as its feet.

Dog is amazing at volleyball.

Lamb wants more pets.

Enormous Tibetan mastiff. Maybe where the mythological fu dogs were derived from?

Seagull hitches a ride on another bird.

Toad hitches a ride on a snake.

One of these things is not like the others.

Inman: Taking care of the first-date jitters with a bang.

Bouncer takes out not one but two spitting, sucker-punching soibois. Note that these soibois may not look soi, but their DNA is pure tofu.

Well-brought-up young lady starts a brawl at a chicken joint.

Two jay-offs have a dispute in stopped traffic. The guy with the SUV attempts to bash the Mercedes (?) convertible, but it doesn't work out the way he expected.

Fugitives ride the lightning. At least they weren't whipped.

Watch all the way through. It's worth it.

I think this is an ibix, by the way. Hope that doesn't spoil the ending.

Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/2xRWS6vkVl
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) September 16, 2021

The dog’s reaction.. 😂

Sound on

🎥 IG: thejordanpatronella pic.twitter.com/3xnWAWL7eP
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 19, 2021

Outstanding prank on a dog.

Dog’s dream comes true.. pic.twitter.com/B2ed9PXZEP
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 17, 2021

It's about time I included a Norm clip in the Norm's Restoration Cafe.

Below, the hysterical Adam Carolla/Norm Macdonald breakdown of Kenny Rogers' most horrifying songs. Content warning for war injuries, paralysis, and Biden-like behavior by the Gatlin Boys.

If you want to do a group listen, maybe wait until 8:25 to start the clip, so people are in the thread and done with the other stuff.

Before listening to that, you might want to listen to this X-rated story from Norm. Adam Carolla keeps referencing it during the Kenny Rogers bit.

Posted by: Ace at 08:04 PM

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1 Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:04 PM (FwSdb)

2 Was waiting as I have to get to bed, time for 1 video

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 07:06 PM (2JoB8)

3 That's a lot of content.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Last thread topic - somewhere saw the other day a horrendous, horrendous number on the *increase* in child obesity during The Great Idiocy. Of course I can't remember it, but it was outlandish (60+%?). Of course I have no idea how solid the survey or analysis were behind this figure.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:06 PM (OTzUX)

5 ace, I posted a link to the Courtney Thorne Smith guest spot on Conan where Norm was there and actually annihilated ... well everything. He nuked the site from orbit. A tribute and an ideal for shitposters everywhere.

I have actually come to like Conan a lot more rewatching these bits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:07 PM (FwSdb)

6 Kenny Rogers is gone and I'm still here.

Posted by: The chicken at September 21, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

7 It seems that the Biden Admin was, get this, lying about deporting Haitians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 07:08 PM (kTF2Z)

8 7 It seems that the Biden Admin was, get this, lying about deporting Haitians.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 07:08 PM (kTF2Z)

Nooooooooooo?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:08 PM (FwSdb)

9 Picked the Lovely Rita the Panahi maid's, how the fk did it get there?
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (2JoB8)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (arJlL)

11 You've got mail, Ben Had.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (0OP+5)

12 I have only seen Conan in little video clips of his forays into real-world stuff, for humorous purposes. Two I recall were a time with military working dogs/security dogs, and another with female IDF members, and physical training. Both were great.

Thing about him, based on these videos. He's actually funny. He seems pretty normal.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

13 Night Skip. Catch you maybe on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (FwSdb)

14 OK, folks, going to hit the sack early so I can get an hour or two of editing done in the morning before work.

See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (2JVJo)

15 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 07:10 PM (arJlL)

16 Not to harp on the KFC topic, but was just reading about Colonel Harlan Sanders. That man was a genius, and a maniac.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)

17 Thing about him, based on these videos. He's actually funny. He seems pretty normal.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

He seemed to love Norm. I never got into watching Conan much (and he appears to have stopped his TBS show this past year and is evidently moving to HBO Max(?)) However, I was a doofus when Conan started up and my sense of humor has changed, like the rotting carcass of roadkill, over the years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:11 PM (FwSdb)

18 Night MP4.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:11 PM (FwSdb)

19 " Colonel Harlan Sanders"

He daid too.

Posted by: The chicken at September 21, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

20 The one with Conan, Norm and that chef guy is hilarious. Everybody is cussing a blue streak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:12 PM (FwSdb)

21 Biden's U.N. speech eff-ups in one place.

https://twitter.com/Rick03703462/status/
1440466500540788747

And similar from Justin.

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1440357947398234130

14-second video; At least your moron has dementia -- ours is just stupid.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 07:13 PM (UHVv4)

22 That Tibetan Mastiff is all fur, shave him and he would be half the size, if that.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 21, 2021 07:13 PM (RMGKK)

23 Clearly, given the paucity of bats, we have disappointed ace yet again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Got through the content and it's time for bed. See ya later, whoever is around sometime after 0300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 07:14 PM (QFVV9)

25 8 7 It seems that the Biden Admin was, get this, lying about deporting Haitians.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 07:08 PM (kTF2Z)

Nooooooooooo?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:08 PM (FwSdb)

Well. DUH.
They are killing America.
It's no longer a death of a thousand cuts, but slashes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 07:14 PM (axyOa)

26 Wow, that mastiff. Freakin' yuge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 07:15 PM (F0YaR)

27 Conan really appeals to the Millenial generation more than to older folks. He is their Carson.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 07:15 PM (BMmaB)

28 The dog with the tennis balls gave me the biggest belly laugh of the week.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 21, 2021 07:15 PM (RMGKK)

29 Huh. The wiki page for Tibetan Mastiffs is pretty bare, listing only height.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:16 PM (FwSdb)

30 The year 2050 version of Bob Hope and George Burns will be Fallon and Conan.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

31 Another lesson thats really hit home while dealing with the WUHAN flu(again)..... Bruno The Schnauzer really has taken it upon himself to be my caretaker, and way more than any of the humans in my house. I got half chewed bones, toilet paper wads, and various items and whatnots that he feels are important for me to have. And he jumps up on me to give me a good shellacking of dog slobber on my face every couple hours. Its so nice to have a dog in the house again!

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at September 21, 2021 07:16 PM (lIDCz)

32 27 Conan really appeals to the Millenial generation more than to older folks. He is their Carson.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 07:15 PM (BMmaB)

I guess I buck the curve then. What the hell was I? X, I think.

Still like Carson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (FwSdb)

33
lulz -- this is hilarious

Someone made a 1970's British Public Health short film for coronavirus.

"You must always stay alert. If you sense coronavirus, get indoors fast. If you're away from home, drop face first to the ground. In this position, the only cavity exposed is the anal duct, and that should not pose a problem so long as you're wearing trousers.

Check it out, it's wacky shit:

https://youtu.be/5q7HkxNhnXA

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (4KqRl)

34 Snakes eat toads. Maybe that albino was taking him home for fresh supper.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (SjHwm)

35 Conan was great during the original Late Night era. He began turning to shit once he left that time slot.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (DTX3h)

36 Don't be fooled -- that cat is a glowie.

Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2021 07:18 PM (Rbu5d)

37 30 The year 2050 version of Bob Hope and George Burns will be Fallon and Conan.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

Steve, you are a good guy. However, why would you insult BOB HOPE and GEORGE BURNS by mentioning them with little Jimmy Fallon- the giggling mook?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:18 PM (FwSdb)

38 Article Four Section Four.

Live it Wheels.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 07:18 PM (jvt6t)

39 "I urge President Biden and Secretary Mayorkas to immediately put a stop to these expulsions and to end this Title 42 policy at our southern border. We cannot continue these hateful and xenophobic Trump policies that disregard our refugee laws."
-- Senator Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

40
That man was a genius, and a maniac.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

_________

I think you need both to do what he accomplished (the murder aside). Now that KFC is in the hands of the MBAs at Yum! it's been ruined.

Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? I think having one would be snazzy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 07:19 PM (/U27+)

41 Aetius, not saying they're equally talented. :-)

Having said that, I have to say there's been times I've watched Fallon where he's actually reminded me of Bob Hope. A lot of his onstage mannerisms seem to be based on both Hope and Carson.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

42 Conan really appeals to the Millenial generation more than to older folks. He is their Carson.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 07:15 PM (BMmaB)

he is better than pretty much every other alternative on late night. I criticized him earlier today on this blog so I guess that means I have my issues with the man. But he is more intelligent than the five or six other goofballs who claim to do some type of late night comedy. and for sure he was no Carson,no one ever will be.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:19 PM (e1mwr)

43 Biden is just trying to balance his importing of the savages from Aztec history with the savages from 7th Century Central Asia with some fun loving Caribbean types. Lighten up people.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:20 PM (QZ/dC)

44 Hmm, if I wanted to listen to that x rated Norm bit on that utube linky, that sob is 48 minutes long.

Maybe a pointer to the right time segment?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 07:20 PM (F0YaR)

45 Next time you watch the Haitian round up video.
Look at the background. Tons of trash.

Posted by: Bosk at September 21, 2021 07:21 PM (x6uUk)

46 Schumer wants the Haitians, send them all to New York.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:22 PM (QZ/dC)

47 OTOH, one comedian who REALLY burned himself out is (of course) David Letterman.

Today he's too bitter to live, basically.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

48 Willowed:

(bing translated from French newsite)
Coronavirus: the QR code of Emmanuel Macron's health pass leaked on social networks
By Provence

A QR code of a certain Emmanuel Macron was broadcast on social networks, including Snapchat and Twitter, on Tuesday. This corresponds well to the personal data of the President of the Republic - born on December 21, 1977 and vaccinated with a dose of Pfizer last July - the Elysee has confirmed the authenticity of the document with Europe1 . Confirming the information to France Info , the entourage of the President of the Republic also specified that " arrangements had been made ".

As a reminder, Emmanuel Macron was vaccinated on May 31, but his vaccination was only recorded in July after an " error " in data transmission, the Elysee told Media

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12)

49 More tinfoil: didn't the Haitian president get assassinated and there was some sort of American connection with the assassins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (FwSdb)

50 that is one cute lamb.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (e1mwr)

51 Facebook really really really wants you to know that trans people are all up in Facebook.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (mbFEM)

52 Conan was great during the original Late Night era. He began turning to shit once he left that time slot.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (DTX3h)

Best thing that came out of Conan was Triumph the insult comic dog.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

53 This probably should have gone on the Gainzzz thread, but my Moronette card has been renewed. My husband just told me that the sandwich I made him was the best sandwich he'd ever had.

And no, it wasn't a euphemism. It was a Cuban.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (wyw4S)

54 As a reminder, Emmanuel Macron was vaccinated on May 31, but his vaccination was only recorded in July after an " error " in data transmission, the Elysee told Media
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12)

So, in other words, he was never vaccinated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:24 PM (FwSdb)

55 > Now that KFC is in the hands of the MBAs at Yum! it's been ruined.

Seen it's stock price lately? Ruined? YUM is rocking. $124/share a close today. Depends on your buy in $ I suppose, but I've made bank on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2021 07:24 PM (BFigT)

56 bluebell - roast pork, pickles? What kind of bread? Bread is the key to a sandwich (alert the media, this is quite the insight).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (OTzUX)

57 50 that is one cute lamb.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (e1mwr)

I hear they go well with mint jelly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (F0YaR)

58 Probably an Ibex, ace.

they do things like that, the only reason they are still roaming around Europe

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (ssx3L)

59 Seen it's stock price lately? Ruined? YUM is rocking. $124/share a close today. Depends on your buy in $ I suppose, but I've made bank on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2021 07:24 PM (BFigT)

Food always does well in tough times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (FwSdb)

60
My husband just told me that the sandwich I made him was the best sandwich he'd ever had.

__________

Good sammich makers are a prize.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (/U27+)

61 They love the KFC in the PRC.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (QZ/dC)

62 Taking care of the first-date jitters with a bang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywzPSNHqCTM

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (SjHwm)

63 61 They love the KFC in the PRC.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (QZ/dC)

I thought that was Japan. China too?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (FwSdb)

64 bluebell, you are the 'Ette standard we aspire to.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (hEEp7)

65 52 Best thing that came out of Conan was Triumph the insult comic dog.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

*hangs head*
*sheds tear*

..

*begins furiously masturbating*

Posted by: the masturbating bear at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (DTX3h)

66 I read the "wait until 8:25" line at 8:25! Whoa. Norm (and Kenny) are with us.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (O6DoG)

67
Another 70's British Public Information film -- this time with world-renowned pedo and beloved entertainer Jimmy Saville:

https://youtu.be/m0xmSV6aq0g

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (4KqRl)

68 49 More tinfoil: didn't the Haitian president get assassinated and there was some sort of American connection with the assassins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (FwSdb)

Does it really matter who runs that 4th world shithole?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (F0YaR)

69 Mel Tillis wrote "Ruby" and I think Waylon had it first on the radio before Kenny's. I had a Navy chaplain once play that to our platoon and he told us to never marry a "Ruby".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

70 Love Shatner's overacting in this episode. One of the best.

Posted by: Mookie at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (u+Y3T)

71 There is a place in Chicago IIRC called The Sammich Shop.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

72 *hangs head*
*sheds tear*

..

*begins furiously masturbating*
Posted by: the masturbating bear at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (DTX3h)

Not exactly Iron Eyes Cody, is he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (FwSdb)

73 bluebell - roast pork, pickles? What kind of bread? Bread is the key to a sandwich (alert the media, this is quite the insight).
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (OTzUX)
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Leftover roast pork shoulder, ham, mustard, dill pickles and Swiss cheese on sourdough bread and grilled. The pickles and sourdough were homemade.

I should clarify this was my version of a Cuban. I think really ones are cooked with a panini press.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (wyw4S)

74 Does it really matter who runs that 4th world shithole?
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (F0YaR)

It did to the Clinton Global Initiative, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:28 PM (FwSdb)

75 7000 KFCs in China.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:28 PM (QZ/dC)

76 61 They love the KFC in the PRC.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:25 PM (QZ/dC)

I thought that was Japan. China too?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (FwSdb)

oh big time, they love it over there. I think it was KFC when the first had drive thrus in CHina they had an issue. The people would order from the drive thru, then park and go into the restaurant to eat. The employees had to teach them that they were suppose to drive away at that point.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:28 PM (e1mwr)

77 I must have seen one of the first KFC's in the PRC. This was long ago - well before the economic transformation there. Well, right at the starting gun, actually. The KFC really stood out, only outside/western thing I recall seeing the entire time there.

I still remember how shocked I was on Y2K, New Year's Eve, with the live TV shots from around the world, and the view across the river from The Bund in Shanghai showed a glimmering district of skyscrapers (forget the name of this area). When I was there, it was as it had been since the furriners carved up China - just rows of warehouses.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:28 PM (OTzUX)

78 Nice to know the Brazilians thought the Haitians were such deadbeats they would be a perfect fit in Biden's America.

Posted by: EveR at September 21, 2021 07:28 PM (MUpk6)

79 Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town is a great song that, if you really listen, tells a great story too.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

80 That sounds really good, Bluebell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 "the masturbating bear"

Are you related to Petey, the sexual harassment panda?

Posted by: Mookie at September 21, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

82 Good job Mr. bluebell. Smooth.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2021 07:29 PM (jvt6t)

83 I just listened to Norm and Adam and a funny lady riffing of Kenny Rogers' brutal rape story song.

I am gonna need to run through a Rosary or two. Because I laughed a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2021 07:30 PM (x8Wzq)

84 In the Pakistani areas of London, like near Edgeware Road and Paddington Station, they have a bunch of HFC's. Halal FRied Chicken. I bet there are thousands of places called HFC in the world.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:30 PM (e1mwr)

85 That sounds really good, Bluebell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
---------

Come on over! I've got more.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:30 PM (wyw4S)

86 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in....

Posted by: Mookie at September 21, 2021 07:31 PM (u+Y3T)

87 Evening.

On Biden and the Haitians, apparently they were sending bus loads to Brownsville, Texas. My hometown is like a few minutes drive northwest of it.

Should I start learning voodoo? What works best at keeping Haitians away?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:31 PM (caluc)

88 *raises glass to Jak*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:31 PM (hEEp7)

89 Or should I start learning to speaks creole?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (caluc)

90 bluebell, sounds great. Home made bread of course can hardly be beaten, and is a food quality multiplier. Not sure about requiring panini pressing. Think I got a sandwich the time I visited Calle Ocho in Miami. Definitely tried the coffee - which had me jumping the rest of the day. Almost as strong as the Vietnamese coffee (undiluted, unsweetened) in Dalat, which had me jumping and a bit nauseous.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

91 bluebell, you are the 'Ette standard we aspire to.
Posted by: Ben Had

Whew, long as you ettes keep that whole standards thing on your side of the aisle.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (r1z5A)

92 As a reminder, Emmanuel Macron was vaccinated on May 31, but his vaccination was only recorded in July after an " error " in data transmission, the Elysee told Media
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12)

The only thing unique on the internet is NTF. Everyone is going to be using the Maricon QR code from now on.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (ssx3L)

93 I thought that was Japan. China too?

Yes... YUM China Holdings. "YUMC" on the market board. About half what YUM brands is holding now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (BFigT)

94 I think it was KFC when the first had drive thrus in CHina they had an issue. The people would order from the drive thru, then park and go into the restaurant to eat. The employees had to teach them that they were suppose to drive away at that point.
Posted by: quint

My DIL was a high muckity muck Marketing person at Yum Brands. She opened most of the KFCs and Pizza Huts in Vietnam - very successful stores but all kinds of cultural issues to work through.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:33 PM (mD/uy)

95 And no, it wasn't a euphemism. It was a Cuban.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (wyw4S)

Margaret Trudeau was fond of "euphemisms" too, apparently

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:34 PM (ssx3L)

96 I just listened to Norm and Adam and a funny lady riffing of Kenny Rogers' brutal rape story song.

I am gonna need to run through a Rosary or two. Because I laughed a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2021 07:30 PM (x8Wzq)

I listened to a few minutes of it but will get back to it. The Coward of the County Song leaves a lot to interpretation. They made a movie out of it and there was no rape involved. People will read into the lyrics what they want to. No doubt it is suggestive. My honest view is that was not what was meant. Crap,the song was about the guy,not the girl. they are going to casually have a gang rape in a song about standing up for yourself?

I agree that the song does leave it to interpretation.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:34 PM (e1mwr)

97 No Taco Bell's in China? I though they were a YUM holding.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:34 PM (hEEp7)

98 Are the Tibetan Mistaffs the dogs with black tongue?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (cSyAR)

99 Islands In The Stream by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. A good 'un.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (0OP+5)

100 @74

>>It did to the Clinton Global Initiative.

The Haitian President probably wanted a bigger cut of the NGO and Aid slushy slush, and Deep Donk did not want to give him a bigger cut, he insisted and then Deep Donk showed him what time it is.

And that is the name of that tune.

** Fade out to Baretta theme. **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (/B8gH)

101 Everyone is going to be using the Maricon QR code from now on.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:32 PM (ssx3L)

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Maricon!!!!!

Jesus, you're probably more right than you know.

Thanks, man, I needed that.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (caluc)

102 Personally laughing my ass off at the Mexican politicians in South Texas who have always thumbed their noses at immigration law and being part of Texas in general. I hope the Haitians overrun places like San Antonio.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (QZ/dC)

103 Cleared off work area of debris left over from a few previous model projects so I can get back to another stalled project.

Step one will be building the four Eduard resin and PE R-1820 engines for the Hong Kong Models 1/48 B-17F Flying Fortress*.

If I survive dealing with the 72 resin push rods, it should be okay after that. I hope.

*Still not sure if I will build Thumper or Thunderbird as seen in Wyler's Memphis Belle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (ZliKI)

104 bluebell, years ago I'd have been right over, but now .... 2400 miles makes it problematic. Fortunately I've got some Mexican street corn with roasted Hatch chiles, and some steak on skewers about to be ready. Decided to experiment with chuck steaks, marinated them 72 hours, last 24 after being cut into thin strips, will grill them on skewers. Have a chipotle cream sauce I just made to use with the steak. Just hope I'll have managed to make the beef reasonably tender.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

105
Are the Tibetan Mistaffs the dogs with black tongue?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

________

Chow chows

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (/U27+)

106
(per the vid linked above)
This is another good illustration of how our civilization is ending quickly. Just 50 years ago, they were teaching children to cross the street only when no traffic.

Today, kids are taught to just step right in the Crosswalk and begin marching -- don't look for, wait for, or worry about any cars coming because It's A Law that cars must stop for pedestrians in Crosswalks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (4KqRl)

107 Eromero, you got mail now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (hEEp7)

108 Probably not appropriate since this is the fun thread but strange happenings in NV just now. TGP has it.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (3byMq)

109 My DIL was a high muckity muck Marketing person at Yum Brands. She opened most of the KFCs and Pizza Huts in Vietnam - very successful stores but all kinds of cultural issues to work through.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:33 PM (mD/uy)

wow. We both know that company has done gangbusters over there. Asia is pretty much all of their growth and has been for a long,long time.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:36 PM (e1mwr)

110 Rhomboid, that all sounds delicious! Let us know the outcome.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:37 PM (wyw4S)

111 I have a question - strictly speaking, is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:37 PM (oEn12)

112 No Taco Bell's in China? I though they were a YUM holding.
Posted by: Ben Had

Not enough roadkill ?

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)

113 Taco Bell in Beijing?

Well there goes the monkey problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 07:38 PM (ZliKI)

114 ..Best thing that came out of Conan was Triumph the insult comic dog. Posted by: Just a side note at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

*hangs head*, *sheds tear* ..*begins furiously masturbating* Posted by: the masturbating bear at September 21, 2021 07:26 PM (DTX3h)

Pete. That bear has a name, and his name is Pete.

Remember that, for Pete's sake!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 07:38 PM (QzJWU)

115 KFC in China used Obama's visage to advertise the fried chicken.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 07:38 PM (310Aw)

116 micky: did the Area 51 aliens take Harry Reid back to their home planet?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

117 "is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?"

Love your fellow man?

Posted by: The chicken at September 21, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

118 I have a question - strictly speaking, is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The "Love thy neighbor as yourself" thing probably.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:39 PM (mD/uy)

119 I'm gonna be honest here: I fucking hate Kenny Rogers. Granted, it grew from a general annoyance when I was a kid.

Islands In The Stream by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. A good 'un.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (0OP+5)

NO! NO! Just...

*going over there now*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2021 07:39 PM (x8Wzq)

120 JimSND !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:39 PM (hEEp7)

121 bluebell, that sounds glorious. When mr.barking and I get past the COVID crud, I may have to try roasting a pork shoulder. No pickles or mustard for him, but I will definitely go for the whole thing.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 21, 2021 07:39 PM (0cQ8W)

122 Did that toad hear about the scorpion and the frog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

123 Leftover roast pork shoulder, ham, mustard, dill pickles and Swiss cheese on sourdough bread and grilled. The pickles and sourdough were homemade.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:27 PM (

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*Looks at Bluebell*

*Looks at USB*

*Looks at Bluebell*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

124
is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?

________

To Serve Man is in the Bible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 07:40 PM (/U27+)

125 I have a question - strictly speaking, is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:37 PM (oEn12)

Love thy neighbor as thyself.

So I guess it depends on how good you think you taste.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:40 PM (caluc)

126 Check it out, it's wacky shit:

https://youtu.be/5q7HkxNhnXA

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (4KqRl)

LOL @ Car Owner Virus

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 21, 2021 07:40 PM (nLrWw)

127 What works best at keeping Haitians away?
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:31 PM (caluc)

Dominicanos with subguns and rifles.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2021 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

128 No Taco Bell's in China? I though they were a YUM holding.

Taco Bell IS a YUM China holding. Whether or not there are Taco Bell's in China is another story.

FWIW I do believe there are several in the larger cities and airports... but Taco Bell (Mexican) isn't exactly "up there" on the Chinese dietary menu.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2021 07:42 PM (BFigT)

129 112 No Taco Bell's in China?
Posted by: Ben Had

There are things even the Chinese won't eat.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2021 07:42 PM (O6DoG)

130 barking, slow roast it and when it's done, take the meat out of the pan and keep it warm. Then throw potatoes, carrots, onions and garlic cloves in the pan with all the drippings and roast them until they are tender. Everything including the pork will melt in your mouth.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:42 PM (wyw4S)

131
More tinfoil: didn't the Haitian president get assassinated and there was some sort of American connection with the assassins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 07:23 PM

that's a terrible thing to say

hic

Posted by: Hillary at September 21, 2021 07:42 PM (DUIap)

132 Really, I guess you just have to consider the idea that some things don't appear in the Bible cuz it just kind of goes without saying.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:42 PM (caluc)

133 Kenny Rodgers was married for a time to Marianne Gordon of Hee Haw fame.

Two hubbas please!

https://is.gd/llesOK

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:43 PM (mD/uy)

134 Dominicanos with subguns and rifles.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2021 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

Can't we just import the guns and leave the people?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:43 PM (caluc)

135

Ben Had!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 07:44 PM (QzJWU)

136 bluebell, what seasonings do you use on it?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (hEEp7)

137 tonypete, just curious- what were some of the cultural factors?

She opened most of the KFCs and Pizza Huts in Vietnam - very successful stores but all kinds of cultural issues to work through.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:33 PM (mD/uy)

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (0cQ8W)

138 Check it out, it's wacky shit:

https://youtu.be/5q7HkxNhnXA

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:17 PM (4KqRl)

LOL @ Car Owner Virus
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

"If you cough on a car, that car becomes a carrier.'

lolololololol

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (4KqRl)

139 Drats I can't seem to find a clip of Umibozu from City Hunter when he disguised himself as Col. Sanders. He was the most buff Col. Sanders evah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (ZliKI)

140 I have a question -- strictly speaking, is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?
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It depends on how we kill him.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

141 Okay, hopping in the shower.

Shower #1 at the Love's on I25 if any sexy ladies care to join me.

*A group of oiled up Haitians with voodoo dolls suddenly appear*

Sonova...

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (caluc)

142 bluebell, what seasonings do you use on it?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:45 PM (hEEp7)
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Plenty of salt and pepper, and garlic powder. I put some sprigs of thyme on the top of the roast. That's it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:46 PM (wyw4S)

143 Voodoo dolls, that explains Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 07:46 PM (ZliKI)

144 Thanks, bluebell. Never done one before, and this sounds like a good place to start.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 21, 2021 07:47 PM (0cQ8W)

145 Goats jumping off cliffs and bouncing back and forth between cliffs till they get to the ground
youtu.be/oT-Ywtf23ho

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 21, 2021 07:47 PM (buTO7)

146 Jesus, you're probably more right than you know.
Thanks, man, I needed that.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (caluc)

I have always called him Maricon. If I called him Jodido Pendejo everyone would assume I was talking about Boris Johnson.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:48 PM (ssx3L)

147 My Chinese GF was very disappointed with KFC in the US. "What? It's just chicken! And they only serve it fried??"

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 21, 2021 07:49 PM (ZTqLB)

148 bluebell, you are the 'Ette standard we aspire to.
Posted by: Ben Had

isn't she the ette that serves lftovers at Thanksgiving?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 07:49 PM (K3ZCc)

149 Thanks, bluebell. Never done one before, and this sounds like a good place to start.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 21, 2021 07:47 PM (0cQ8W)
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It's an easy meal and makes a lot, so lots of leftovers! Besides Cuban sandwiches I sometimes make a pork pot pie with the leftovers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:49 PM (wyw4S)

150 bluebell, we are doing pulled pork sandwiches on Saturday of the MoMe but I will surely throw a bunch of those veggies in the drippings.

Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:50 PM (hEEp7)

151
barking, slow roast it and when it's done, take the meat out of the pan and keep it warm.

Is this from the Obama cookbook?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2021 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

152 is it better to eat cuisine from countries that have bunches of food or no food?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 07:50 PM (K3ZCc)

153 Yum, Ben Had! That sounds wonderful!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 07:51 PM (wyw4S)

154
747 landing at Hong Kong's old Kai Tak Airport.

https://youtu.be/bKqO6gdJIz8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 07:51 PM (/U27+)

155 I poured a grocery bag full of tennis balls on my dog Corbin.

I was, without a doubt, the happiest moment of his life.

Thanks, buddie.

Posted by: West at September 21, 2021 07:52 PM (QY+6a)

156 Okay, over 100 now, and a bit of time before the ONT. So, a FIRST WORLD PROBLEM question for ye Horde!

The RCA pseudo-Ring doorbell cam got fried when Hurricane Nicholas came zoomin' thru a week back.

Now, shopping replacements, it's nigh onto impossible to find one that does NOT have a Required Subscription Service in order to operate. The RCA needed no such thing, and worked fine.

Anyone know of a market-current Doorbell Cam that ain't askin' to pick-a-da-pocket with a damn monthly fee?

Thanks in advance, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 07:52 PM (QzJWU)

157 C5, tread lightly here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 07:52 PM (hEEp7)

158 She wanted the bat instead, Drerbrerard??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 07:52 PM (UHVv4)

159 C5, tread lightly here.
Posted by: B

do you even know what I am referring to?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)

160 Ben Had, you have yet more email cause I is confused.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 07:53 PM (0OP+5)

161 I heard that when Kenny Rogers made it big, he took care of the band members who had been with him all of the years before.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 21, 2021 07:55 PM (BMmaB)

162 Okay back to model building while listening to a YouTube video discussing Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2021 07:56 PM (ZliKI)

163 is it better to eat cuisine from countries that have bunches of food or no food?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 07:50 PM (K3ZCc)

You mean like won tons or is there another way to bunch up food?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (ssx3L)

164
Anyone know of a market-current Doorbell Cam that ain't askin' to pick-a-da-pocket with a damn monthly fee?

Posted by: Jim

Must it be a Doorbell Cam?

WYZE makes a camera that needs no subscription. I have two. I set them up on the window sills.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (4KqRl)

165 Jim- Wyze.com has door cameras, etc. I don't think you have to get the "service".

Posted by: free tibet at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (kho/U)

166 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 07:35 PM (/B8gH)

Haitian President was vocally anti Vax. Would not let it into his country. Had ACTUAL medical tests going on about Ivermectin and other drugs.

And then, he was suddenly snuffed.

What a co in ki dink.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)

167 I saw at least one Kenny Rogers restaurant in The Philippines.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (cSyAR)

168 barkingmad59 - more precisely, I should have said food as it relates to culture.

KFC in Vietnam has seaweed wraps, and Vietnamese soups, mochi, and rice dishes instead of potato for example. There were a ton of false starts and test marketing before settling on the initial menu. Still, mistakes were made but quickly resolved.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:57 PM (mD/uy)

169 When Kenny and Marianne Gordon Rogers built their ranch in Georgia from the ground up they started with all new Ford farm equipment and Ford trucks. Made the Ford dealers around there very happy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 08:00 PM (0OP+5)

170 Jim
Sunk New Dawn , Conversation along those lines yesterday? clutch cargo, iirc. talking about non-external (wifi etc) connection security set up

ANKR

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:00 PM (SjHwm)

171 so John Deere got a John Dear letter ?

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 21, 2021 08:01 PM (oSX/P)

172 Drive by, but, I think the biblical prohibitions on kosher (at least for Jews) cover the cannibalism portions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:02 PM (FwSdb)

173 Seaweed? Yeah. Talking to a Japanese couple, fresh imports, and cookies and they offered, with joy, their seaweed cookies.

They tasted just like.......sea weed.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:03 PM (SjHwm)

174 No Taco Bell's in China?
Posted by: Ben Had

There are things even the Chinese won't eat.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

But if you use the wings, bats make their own tacos!

Posted by: mikeski at September 21, 2021 08:03 PM (P1f+c)

175 bluebell, you are the 'Ette standard we aspire to.
Posted by: Ben Had

isn't she the ette that serves lftovers at Thanksgiving?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 07:49 PM

The only thing better than Thanksgiving dinner at bluebell's would be if she delivered it, which would afford the sublime (and rare!) opportunity to witness her absolute mastery of parking as she arrived.

No, we're not talking about parallel parking. We're talking a decelerating donut that places her (black muscle) car precisely in said parallel parking spot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

176 Sooth, Tibet.. thanks! Am going over to the Wyze site, now.

Windowsill Cam would not prevail over the Windowsill Cats. So, doorbell it shall be. lol

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:04 PM (QzJWU)

177 C5, your comment at 148.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:04 PM (hEEp7)

178 We're talking a decelerating donut that places her (black muscle) car precisely in said parallel parking spot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
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It was a rental!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:04 PM (wyw4S)

179 My DIL was a high muckity muck Marketing person at Yum Brands. She opened most of the KFCs and Pizza Huts in Vietnam - very successful stores but all kinds of cultural issues to work through.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 07:33 PM (mD/uy)

Wings in the wire!!
Fry the FPF!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:05 PM (axyOa)

180 172 Drive by, but, I think the biblical prohibitions on kosher (at least for Jews) cover the cannibalism portions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:02 PM (FwSdb)
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You can't cut one part off at a time, that's for sure.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:05 PM (SjHwm)

181 Taco Bell uses kimchi in a couple of menu items in Korea.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

182
Jim, you can mount those Wyze cams on the wall, on the glass, wherever. But I don't think Wyze makes a doorbell cam.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (4KqRl)

183 C5, your comment at 148.
Posted by: B

do you know why I said that?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (K3ZCc)

184 People will read into the lyrics what they want to. No doubt it is suggestive. My honest view is that was not what was meant. Crap, the song was about the guy, not the girl. they are going to casually have a gang rape in a song about standing up for yourself?

I agree that the song does leave it to interpretation.
Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 07:34 PM

One day while he was working / The Gatlin boys came calling. / They took turns at Becky. /There was three of them.
Tommy opened up the door / And saw his Becky crying. / The torn dress, the shattered look /Was more than he could stand

Try as I might, I honestly cannot come up with a non-sexual assault interpretation to these lyrics.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (EughT)

185 Cannibal portions?? I'll have a leg, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (UHVv4)

186 Kenny Rogers. Got a bud in Monroe, LA, who insists the song The Coward of the County was marketed in Cajun country as The Pussy of the Parish.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (C1Lsn)

187 The wiki article on kosher and kosher food prep is pretty fascinating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:07 PM (FwSdb)

188 Ben Had, no worries. I think he is referring to the fact that I make things ahead of time for Thanksgiving. Only way I can get the meal on the table!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:07 PM (wyw4S)

189 ..Conversation along those lines yesterday? clutch cargo, iirc. talking about non-external (wifi etc) connection security set up. ANKR Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:00 PM (SjHwm)

When the RCA cam/bell went in 3 years ago, I also had a trusted Network/PC guru come in and manually close off every unauthorized port address and possible node-surfing exposure 'tween doorbell and router. Plus, killed off the router's own open ports, which is said to be standard unless PURPOSELY killed off by knowledgeable owners. Same as is going to happen with any new device installed here at Casa New Dawn, the home of NO OPEN PORTS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:08 PM (QzJWU)

190 No, we're not talking about parallel parking. We're talking a decelerating donut that places her (black muscle) car precisely in said parallel parking spot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

I kinda see it as Weasel driving and as the car spins around Bbells emerges from the car holding a hot box with dinner in it and a bottle of wine in the other. The car spins into the parking spot.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

191 Taco Bell uses kimchi in a couple of menu items in Korea.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

The restaurant in Korea that doesn't have kimchi probably has to use the excuse like "the kimchi machine is broken"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 08:09 PM (ssx3L)

192 cause I is confused.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 07:53 PM

I'm always here for you, Eromero, whenever you might feel you've wandered astray.

Posted by: zombie St. Browning at September 21, 2021 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

193
The best thing about Wyze V3 cams is you can disconnect it from WiFi and set it to only record "events" [motion] to a micro SD card, making it nice monitor.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 08:10 PM (4KqRl)

194 Ben Had, no worries. I think he is referring to the fact that I make things ahead of time for Thanksgiving. Only way I can get the meal on the table!
Posted by: b

I have to say I am amazed that you or anybody would remember that. gives me a bit of a grin every time I am doing Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

195 the home of NO OPEN PORTS!

Jim

Open a bottle of Port, go ahead and finish it off.

Posted by: Miklos in Agreement at September 21, 2021 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)

196 I kinda see it as Weasel driving and as the car spins around Bbells emerges from the car holding a hot box with dinner in it and a bottle of wine in the other. The car spins into the parking spot.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

So, you are saying Bluebell is Bruce Willis in RED.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:11 PM (FwSdb)

197 You can't cut one part off at a time, that's for sure.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:05 PM (SjHwm)

A good wife like that, you don't eat her all at once.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 08:11 PM (4I/2K)

198 bluebell, No one has done as much for this site as you have and I will take a lot of things in jest but not when it comes to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:12 PM (hEEp7)

199 So, you are saying Bluebell is Bruce Willis in RED.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:11 PM (FwSdb)

More like Bruce Willis was Bbells.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:13 PM (axyOa)

200 Check out ANKR, clutch (I think) said he'd been looking and this was and in house set up.

Also we agreed that we have good results with ANKR products.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:13 PM (SjHwm)

201 Ben Had, I read your email and replied. This is going to be what I call 'doing GOD's work'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

202 I sure wish I could live up to my reputation.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:14 PM (wyw4S)

203 China might have a Taco Bell. They're pretty lax on copyright law. A guy might have just went ahead and named his restaurant Taco Bell.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 21, 2021 08:15 PM (buTO7)

204 Interesting, but the only thing I can find on the web quickly about Christian food prohibitions is mostly carried from Old Testament sources: Bats, Vultures, Insects, Blood, Animal fat(?)

IIRC, the Jains(sp?) have more food type prohibitions. IIRC, they have similar dietary restrictions to a lot of Indian area religions- which makes sense. Knew a Jain in college.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:15 PM (FwSdb)

205 ..Open a bottle of Port, go ahead and finish it off.
Posted by: Miklos in Agreement at September 21, 2021 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Benjamin Port. From Australia.

Sublime.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

206 bluebell, No one has done as much for this site as you have and I will take a lot of things in jest but not when it comes to you.
Posted by: B

It was a funny cnverstin I had with her years ago, which was none of your business then or now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)

207 qdpsteve @146 hard to tell what it is but officers involved at some meeting. see for yourself

https://bit.ly/3ztdTvu

Nothing is shocking any longer.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 08:16 PM (3byMq)

208 bluebell. a cook book and multiple MoMe's--I think you are there.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:17 PM (hEEp7)

209 Good evening again. Took a break and watched a movie. What'd I miss?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2021 08:17 PM (nxdel)

210 IIRC, the Jains(sp?) have more food type prohibitions. IIRC, they have similar dietary restrictions to a lot of Indian area religions- which makes sense. Knew a Jain in college.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Did he walk around naked? Had one work for me for a time. The dude was out there!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)

211 miss nothing, it's just starting.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 21, 2021 08:18 PM (oSX/P)

212 I kinda see it as Weasel driving and as the car spins around Bbells emerges from the car holding a hot box with dinner in it and a bottle of wine in the other. The car spins into the parking spot.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:09 PM

There was an aerial-view picture on an ONT a few years ago of the parking lot outside of one of the logistical centers of the AoSHQ conglomerate. It was night, there was a fresh dusting of snow, and the tire tracks of the vehicle bluebell was driving showed a perfect 270 degree spin into the parking slot closest to the door. Impressive doesn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Nothing is shocking any longer.

TV isn't since they went to the flat panel. Used to be you could count on anywhere from 15 to 24 kV out of the flyback transformer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 21, 2021 08:19 PM (SchxB)

214 Thank you Ben Had but really, it doesn't bother me! I know it's just a joke. Trust me, I would never have lasted a day being married to Mr. bluebell if I didn't have a sense of humor!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:19 PM (wyw4S)

215 Florida Governor Awards 'Freedom Medal' To CIA Agent Who Helped Execute Che Guevara
DeSantis awarded the medal to Rodriguez last Thursday but published a photo of the ceremony on social media Monday, praising his violent history of roles with the US Central Intelligence Agency.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

216 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2021 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

217 Same as is going to happen with any new device installed here at Casa New Dawn, the home of NO OPEN PORTS!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:08 PM (QzJWU)

If anybody is interested in closing off ports and testing for stealth mode - this site is world renown and a super easy way to do it with just a few minutes of work. GRC Shields Up!

https://www.grc.com/shieldsup

It's kind of scary how ports are intentionally left open on devices for reasons. Do this, modify your HOSTS file, get a VPN and you're well covered for most things.

My new Eufy (made by Anker) security camera system just arrived, super excited. No subscription, no amazon, goolag or apple, who own several brands of home spy security. Yes, if you insist on using any of their "services" Eufy will oblige, but that sort of defeats the purpose. I'll definitely check in once it's up and running. The best thing? It's uber cheap and super modular. Backward/forward compatible. Camera can be battery, hard wire or solar. Their own software and local storage (no freaking cloud). Apple/Goolag/Amazon: You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:20 PM (wAnMi)

218 C5, be nice to Ben Had.

I thought I gave up refereeing when my kids grew up! Don't make me stop this blog!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:20 PM (wyw4S)

219 Jesus gave us bacon.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 08:21 PM (mbFEM)

220 I sure wish I could live up to my reputation.
Posted by: bluebell

You do Dear Lady, you do.

Whereas many of us are trying to live ours down.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:21 PM (mD/uy)

221 C5, absolutely but your presentation sucks.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:21 PM (hEEp7)

222 Ibex that goat can't figure out how to get down.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2021 08:21 PM (ZsR3z)

223 Alas, that is one of several complaints I have about thegatewaypundit. I tend to get more from the comments than the stories.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 08:22 PM (3byMq)

224 be nice to Ben Had.

I thought I gave up refereeing when my kids grew up! Don't make me stop this blog!
Posted by: b

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:22 PM (K3ZCc)

225 Florida Governor Awards 'Freedom Medal' To CIA Agent Who Helped Execute Che Guevara
DeSantis awarded the medal to Rodriguez last Thursday but published a photo of the ceremony on social media Monday, praising his violent history of roles with the US Central Intelligence Agency.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

Good on him! Plus, I bet that agent is a pariah in the company now. Funny what half a century can do.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:22 PM (wAnMi)

226 I have a question - strictly speaking, is cannibalism prohibited in the Bible?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 07:37 PM (oEn12)

It...depends.

Posted by: runner at September 21, 2021 08:23 PM (V13WU)

227 Trump is a living bag of doggie do-do and must be arristid now. We hate Trump because he be a skung and a rascall.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 21, 2021 08:23 PM (c/Cmx)

228 SimpliSafe has a door camera also.

Posted by: free tibet at September 21, 2021 08:23 PM (kho/U)

229
...praising his violent history of roles with the US Central Intelligence Agency.

Who wrote this??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 08:24 PM (4KqRl)

230 Check out ANKR, clutch (I think) said he'd been looking and this was and in house set up. Also we agreed that we have good results with ANKR products.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:13 PM (SjHwm)

Ah! I thought my ears were burning! Hahaha. Gonna go open it up and get the cameras charging.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:25 PM (wAnMi)

231 Yrrch!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2021 08:25 PM (x8Wzq)

232 Un cerveza por mi amigo Senor Rodriguez!

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

233 Florida Governor Awards 'Freedom Medal' To CIA Agent Who Helped Execute Che Guevara

Tell me again how DeSantis doesn't have Trump's political skills.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2021 08:26 PM (ZsR3z)

234 , absolutely but your presentation sucks.
Posted by: B

If I am writing something that is funny to somebody or intended to be funny to somebody and you do not understand and decide to bigfoot your way in where you have no business that is your issue.

what I wrote was not intended to be understood by anybody other than BB.

you should be getting busy with the "my bad, sorry, I did" bit

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:26 PM (K3ZCc)

235 I sure wish I could live up to my reputation.
Posted by: bluebell

You do Dear Lady, you do.

Whereas many of us are trying to live ours down.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:21 PM (mD/uy)

I usually wear a mask, sunglasses and a hat when I post here.
In a dark room.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:27 PM (axyOa)

236 *eye roll*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2021 08:27 PM (x8Wzq)

237 I usually wear a mask, sunglasses and a hat when I post here.
In a dark room.

Soooo...we've nixed the trench coat? Cause ain't nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2021 08:28 PM (ZsR3z)

238 That's it, c5. You're grounded! And you've got extra chores. You can start with cleaning your bathroom.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)

239 Who wrote this??
----------------------------
Someone at Russia Today or whatever the RT website and TV network is.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:29 PM (UHVv4)

240 Do some guys have to work that hard at being a dick or does it just come by naturally?

Asking for my Sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:29 PM (mD/uy)

241 Florida Governor Awards 'Freedom Medal' To CIA Agent Who Helped Execute Che Guevara
DeSantis awarded the medal to Rodriguez last Thursday but published a photo of the ceremony on social media Monday, praising his violent history of roles with the US Central Intelligence Agency.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 21, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

Felix claimed in his book he didn't shoot him, the Bolivians did.
felix thought that he could flip Che if he could get him back

Ernesto's last joke about ruining Cuba's economy: "Fidel asked for a good economist, and I thought he said he wanted a good Communist"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 08:29 PM (ssx3L)

242 My new Eufy (made by Anker) security camera system just arrived, super excited. No subscription, no amazon, goolag or apple, who own several brands of home spy security. Yes, if you insist on using any of their "services" Eufy will oblige, but that sort of defeats the purpose. I'll definitely check in once it's up and running. The best thing? It's uber cheap and super modular. Backward/forward compatible. Camera can be battery, hard wire or solar. Their own software and local storage (no freaking cloud). Apple/Goolag/Amazon: You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

Yeah, we got two Eufy cameras and we are pretty pleased with them. And yes, no Big Tech automatic tie-in. Sends alerts and video to the cell phone.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at September 21, 2021 08:30 PM (tjZg/)

243 I usually wear a mask, sunglasses and a hat when I post here.
In a dark room.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:27 PM
Well, if all you're wearing is a mask, sunglasses, and a hat......watch out for those seeds.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 08:31 PM (0OP+5)

244 Mary, it is a relief to see you. We were afraid your cats ate you!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 08:31 PM (ssx3L)

245 Gah, getting cold at night. Almost time to shut down the swamp cooler, blow out the sprinkler system and change blankets on the beds.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2021 08:31 PM (Kx3kq)

246 That's it, c5. You're grounded! And you've got extra chores. You can start with cleaning your bathroom.
Posted by: b

In fariness, she started it and started it again.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:31 PM (K3ZCc)

247 Anyone know of a market-current Doorbell Cam that ain't askin' to pick-a-da-pocket with a damn monthly fee?
Posted by: Jim
Yeah, so Jim, check on YT for Eufy products. Their website has barely the basics (which is odd). They have a huge range of camera systems. They have 2 doorbell systems. One is the hardwire to your current outlet. It is very basic, and has internal storage. The other one is battery powered, and that is the wifi enabled version that goes to your little hub and runs on the app. You can use the doorbell, and internal or external cameras - of which there's something for everybody. These things have barely been out 2 years, and they've made huge strides and are constantly improving. The biggest downside is that one of the little hub/storage units only handles 4 cameras. But, they're cheap AF. They can either be hooked directly to your router, or they can be wifi to your router. So, you can have a set for your backyard, a set for the front, and a set for inside if you're so inclined. Right now, I think 4 cameras is plenty to handle my needs. Definitely search on YT, there's tons of reviews and comparisons of all their current cameras against Ring, Nest, etc.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)

248 MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!

And her cats are long haired Afghans, like her special friend , the Push Toon young gentleman.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at September 21, 2021 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)

249 I don't know how much the Eufy cameras cost, but I use cell game cams for security.
$5/month cell costs, and instant pics in 26mgp, 1 to 7 in a series.

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 08:35 PM (Foq6I)

250 Oh, one more thing on Eufy. Watch Amazon because they run sales all the time. Either a huge discount on a system, or 30-40% off on one or a given camera. My 2 camera setup was $245, and it's their better camera (has an alarm that goes off if tampered with). They have another neat little camera that has a super bright LED on it that lights up. Oh yeah, of course you set zones and they have facial recognition etc. You can turn off sensitivity for animals or not. Pretty much everything the big boys do, this one does.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:35 PM (wAnMi)

251 C5 , your right. Everybody has inside jokes around here and those are good things and good memories.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:36 PM (hEEp7)

252 Conan brought us Triumph and the long running slick Willy on the monitor skits. SNL, Simpsons and maybe Family Guy episode(s) but nothing specific any more than knowing that Patrick Wharburton (Putty) voiced Joe the cop on FG. Meh.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (3byMq)

253 Apparently the Internet died in 2016 and no one noticed because the only posters on it are bots.

Did you notice anything odd about then?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (ssx3L)

254 {{{Ben Had}}}. How are you dear?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (TdMsT)

255 Clutch. Thanks for the ANKR recco. Specs and NOT "google,apple,android, etc.", and proprietary software, etc. That's what I'm looking for.

I am not Borg. I will not be assimilated.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (QzJWU)

256 I'm making violins. Who wants one?

Posted by: Stradivarius at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (VxC1e)

257 240 Do some guys have to work that hard at being a dick or does it just come by naturally?

Asking for my Sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:29 PM (mD/uy)

"It's a way of life." Bruce Leeroy, The Last Dragon

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 08:38 PM (F0YaR)

258 The inside jokes here will be the secret code in the camps.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2021 08:38 PM (N/iqz)

259 Did you notice anything odd about then?
Posted by: Kindltot

no

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11 and many many Macedonians at September 21, 2021 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

260 I remember reading Jonathan Livingston Seagull as a young kid in school. It was self-indulgent and narcissistic.

The Ugly Duckling was better. In the Ugly Duckling, you don't learn that you are great, but rather that most of society is so f*cking stupid that the can't tell a duck from a swan, even if they are a duck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 21, 2021 08:38 PM (7F9te)

261 >>> 256 I'm making violins. Who wants one?
Posted by: Stradivarius at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (VxC1e)

Nobody wants violence, especially on TV!

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 21, 2021 08:38 PM (ACi07)

262 "It's A Law that cars must stop for pedestrians in Crosswalks.
Posted by: Soothsayer"
********
There's also a law of physics using mass and speed that can predict how much that car will hurt your skinny body when the driver doesn't notice you in the crosswalk.

Posted by: Cosda at September 21, 2021 08:39 PM (r6vfy)

263 The inside jokes here will be the secret code in the camps.
Posted by: davidt

ixnay

Posted by: the moose out front at September 21, 2021 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)

264 your right. Everybody has inside jokes around here and those are good things and good memories.
Posted by: B

Yes

now the thing where you understand you were wrng

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:40 PM (K3ZCc)

265 I don't know how much the Eufy cameras cost, but I use cell game cams for security.
$5/month cell costs, and instant pics in 26mgp, 1 to 7 in a series.
Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 08:35 PM (Foq6I)

I almost went that route until I learned about Eufy. I studied up in 2018, and Eufy didn't exist. So I figured a couple of trail cams would do it. The advantage of the Eufy is you can have the app do anything you want - even notify you. You have 2 way communication through the cameras (their 2nd best is $99), and the app makes it so you've got thumbnails of given events. I like the idea of not having to pull out a card, and the cameras are quite discrete. They also have a motion sensor flood light version if you want to scare people off. Pretty much anything you can imagine - it's a very well flushed out range, and competes with Nest, Ring, Arlo, Wyze, etc. Mostly raves on YT and dozens of reviews.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:40 PM (wAnMi)

266 "I'm making violins. Who wants one?"

I DO!
The Red Violin
An excellent movie.

Posted by: casual observer 0921 at September 21, 2021 08:40 PM (aAP3z)

267 Ladyl, Things could not be better. MoMe is going gangbusters.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:41 PM (hEEp7)

268 Some people just can't help being a dick.

Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2021 08:42 PM (+ya+t)

269 I'm making violins. Who wants one?
Posted by: Stradivarius at September 21, 2021 08:37 PM (VxC1e)

My nephew Johnny might be. He's headed down to Georgia soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:43 PM (axyOa)

270 clutch, I get a pic texted to my cell when the camera is triggered. Worst lag I've had is 5 minutes during commute time... when no one is trying to break in... generally.
2 minute average.
I can email the pic to a computer for enhancement, enlargement, etc.
Mine are CommandCom, but a lot of folks like the Tacticam... all of which are setting somewhere off the west coast, apparently.

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 08:43 PM (Foq6I)

271 I'm making violins. Who wants one?

Posted by: Stradivarius

Not me, but don't fret.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2021 08:43 PM (ZsR3z)

272 Soothsayer"
********
There's also a law of physics using mass and speed that can predict how much that car will hurt your skinny body when the driver doesn't notice you in the crosswalk.
Posted by: Cosda

Those people are relying on my reflexes and a working brake system to save their life. So far it works. But why chance it? It could go South once, and you are gone.

Lack of situational awareness means the first movers get all your stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

273 How is it secure if it goes through your router?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 08:44 PM (SjHwm)

274 C5, NO

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:44 PM (hEEp7)

275 Stradivarius

I'm waiting for an upright bass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

276 y nephew Johnny might be. He's headed down to Georgia soon.
Posted by: Diogenes

I think that is wrngwayround

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (K3ZCc)

277 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

✨
✨
✨

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

278 Did he walk around naked? Had one work for me for a time. The dude was out there!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)

No. She did not.

Avanti, if I remember. Buxom lass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 08:46 PM (FwSdb)

279 clutch, I also now want stealth. Been robbed too many times to want to scare anyone off. But my spots are remote...

Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 08:46 PM (Foq6I)

280 ry as I might, I honestly cannot come up with a non-sexual assault interpretation to these lyrics.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 21, 2021 08:06 PM (EughT)

that is fair. Sure it was assault of some type. It is a weird song I think that wanted to raise the stakes. My guess is they didn't mean rape but who the hell knows, it is a freaking song. again, they did make a movie out of it as I recall.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 08:46 PM (a1CRn)

281 Earlier today I saw a headline about women's "Reproductive Rights." It got me to thinking. It seems this euphemism for killing human fetuses has replaced "Right to Choose." I do not consider the new term an improvement of the Illogic for Dummies. How is killing a reproductive right, or any other right? Madness. Sheer madness, in the name of what, exactly?

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2021 08:47 PM (AMIL/)

282 C5, NO
Posted by: B

Fair enough, either way you know you were wrng

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:47 PM (K3ZCc)

283 Well, I feel like I came in at the end of the joke... so.. I'll just wait for the ONT.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2021 08:47 PM (nxdel)

284 Stradivarius

I'm waiting for an upright bass.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

----------

I'd settle for an honest sturgeon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2021 08:47 PM (VxC1e)

285 ..SimpliSafe has a door camera also. Posted by: free tibet at September 21, 2021 08:23 PM (kho/U)

Just returned a brand new one to Sam's. $14.99/mo if you want to see what images lie behind the filenames.

Right now, out front, there's two doorbell wires sticking out of the exterior wall. I did propose a sign saying: "If You're Too Stupid To Touch Two Wires Together, Then You're Too Dumb To Live" as a placard under the wires.

I was overruled.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2021 08:48 PM (QzJWU)

286 I think that is wrngwayround
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (K3ZCc)

Hmmm.
Could be.
I need scotch. Will ponder it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 08:48 PM (axyOa)

287 I'm waiting for an upright bass.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Vertical, horizontal, whatevz

Posted by: The Original Big Mouth Billy Bass at September 21, 2021 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

288 NaCly, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 08:49 PM (hEEp7)

289 Cicero (@cicero43)

Just for the halibut, I want a kazoo. That should be more effective than a slide racking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

290

ONTus noodus est!

Posted by: Zettai at September 21, 2021 08:49 PM (8KiMg)

291 275 Stradivarius

I'm waiting for an upright bass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

Jelqing?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 21, 2021 08:50 PM (nLrWw)

292 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

220 Volts in the wires? Cuts down on Fuller Brush salesmen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

293 clutch, I get a pic texted to my cell when the camera is triggered. Worst lag I've had is 5 minutes during commute time... when no one is trying to break in... generally.
2 minute average.
I can email the pic to a computer for enhancement, enlargement, etc.
Mine are CommandCom, but a lot of folks like the Tacticam... all of which are setting somewhere off the west coast, apparently.
Posted by: MkY at September 21, 2021 08:43 PM (Foq6I)

That's cool, definitely a consideration for a lot of folks. Do they do video, or just stills? Like I said, I was last studying in 2018, and things have improved seriously since then (I shouldn't be surprised). What I didn't like is goolag and amazon buying up the competition when it comes to the regular home systems. And EVERYTHING is taking money. Either crippling the app, cloud storage (you have no choice) etc. That's why I was leaning towards the trail cam. Fuck that noise! Anyway, we'll see if it was worth it. It's a bit pricier than the trail cams, but value added for selling the house! I'd assume the trail cams can't be hardwired, but certainly use solar which is what I'd probably do. Stay off the ladder as much as possible.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 21, 2021 08:51 PM (wAnMi)

294 You Really Don't Want to Know

I have the right tool for the job. Thanks. I learned a new word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

295 I have the right tool for the job. Thanks. I learned a new word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 21, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

It was on the previous thread.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 21, 2021 08:52 PM (nLrWw)

296 I usually wear a mask, sunglasses and a hat when I post here.
In a dark room.

I had to begin wearing full military MOPP-4 gear when reading and commenting, to end the nightmares.

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2021 08:52 PM (AMIL/)

297 now the thing where you understand you were wrng
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 21, 2021 08:40 PM (K3ZCc)

In times like this I like to think of Loki's Flyting, the Lokasenna.

Nothing achieved but bad feelings and doom.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2021 08:55 PM (ssx3L)

298 I think it's an aoudad (Barbary sheep). What a crib.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at September 21, 2021 11:36 PM (kD3S+)

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