Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke

It’s an unusual time we’re living in.

Safe at last.


I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY anymore) and peeled the NRA sticker off my rear window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flagpole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn... Safe at last.

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That's a B.A.B. (Big Ass Blanket).

Firefighters took serious measures to protect the world's largest tree from wildfire in California.

The General Sherman Tree in Sequoia National Park's Giant Forest was among several sequoias, as well as the Giant Forest Museum and other buildings in the Sierra Nevada area to be wrapped in fire-resistant blankets for protection from potentially intense flames, fire spokeswoman Rebecca Paterson confirmed to NBC News.

The aluminum wrapping is reported to be able to withstand intensive heat for short periods of time and federal officials have used the material for several years in response to wildfires in the U.S. West.


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Tonight's History and Tourist Lesson all in one video.


Speaking of tourism. These Incredible State Parks Prove You Have No Idea What the U.S. Looks Like

Iowa? Cornfields. Colorado? Rockies. Vermont? Sugar maples. You know the drill. But apparently, nature didn’t get the memo about what every state is stereotypically supposed to look like. She’s never been much for blanket, one-size-fits-all thinking.

Nature, not borders, calls the landscape shots. Which is why you might round a bend in Buckeye country and suddenly feel transported to Narnia, or stumble across high-north badlands and deserts when you’re expecting snowy peaks. The below state parks are waiting to completely challenge your preconceived notions about US geography. And once you see them, you’ll likely catch yourself wondering: What else might be out there?


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Different strokes for different folks. But it is my humble belief that active parenting is a job for the young.

A woman who gave birth at the surprising age of 62, spoke about her unusual pregnancy during the baptism of her children.

Kathy Blattner, 62, of Waterloo, Illinois, first made the news in November of 2020 when she was pregnant. Being past menopause, Blattner wasn’t able to conceive, so her daughter, Sarah Utz, donated some of her eggs a few years ago, however.

Dr. Sherman Silber, Blattner’s doctor, combined the eggs with sperm from Blattner’s husband, aged 66, to create several viable embryos. To avoid any misunderstanding, it should be noted that Blattner’s husband is the step-father of Utz, and so the two do not share any familial DNA, Fox2Now reported.


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Live and let live, Bitch.

World hula hoop record holder Getti Kehayova, 43, unintentionally triggered an unhinged Karen in a park in Las Vegas when she hung upside down from some monkey bars and her top drooped showing the bottom of her white sports bra.

Kehayova shared her disturbing experience on TikTok. The video shows an angry unnamed mother verbally laying into Kehayova for wearing “obscene” clothing and being “half-naked” because her stomach was showing in the park where children were playing.

“Everybody around here is seeing this! You’re half-naked right there,” the woman screamed. “This is a place where kids play.”


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That Ron White bit was to warm you up for the next story. Virginia Beach woman gets 12 years for what could be biggest coupon scheme in U.S. history

It was described in court papers as possibly the biggest counterfeit coupon scheme in history, costing about 100 retailers and manufacturers more than $31 million in losses.

And the mastermind behind it all? A Virginia Beach entrepreneur and mother of three who’d been designing and printing the highly realistic coupons from her home computer for years.

The wife got more time than the hubby? I am woman hear me roar I guess.


I'm not a ASE certified mechanic. And neither are these chicks. (H/T redc1c4)

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Opinions are like assholes. Including Rolling Stone. The 500 best songs of all time.

AND



On this day: 18 Sep 1970
Jimi Hendrix was pronounced dead on arrival at St. Mary Abbot's Hospital in London at the age of 27 after choking on his own vomit. Hendrix left the message 'I need help bad man', on his managers answer phone earlier that night. Rumors and conspiracy theories grew up around Hendrix’s death. Eric Burdon claimed Jimi had committed suicide, but that’s contradicted by reports that he was in a good frame of mind. In 2009, a former Animals roadie published a book claiming that Jimi’s manager had admitted to him that he arranged the murder of Hendrix, since the guitarist wanted out of his contract. via thisdayinmusic.com


AND


On this day:18 Sep 1991
Rob Tyner lead singer with the American hard rock band MC5 died after he suffered a heart attack in the seat of his parked car in his hometown of Berkley, Michigan. MC5, (shortened from the Motor City Five), formed in Detroit, in 1965, they released their first album, ‘Kick Out the Jams’ in 1969. via thisdayinmusic.com


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And this boys and girls is why we don't start our vehicle and leave it running unattended in nice weather in an urban setting. Genius Award Winner.

DURHAM, N.C. — A Durham home was seriously damaged Wednesday when it was rammed by a pickup with no one behind the wheel.

The incident occurred shortly before 6 a.m. in the 300 block of East Umstead Street.

"The bathroom tub was in the hallway, and all the walls were all just crumbled down," said Nicole Gaines, who was inside the house with her grandmother and uncle at the time. "I walked out of my room, and what used to be the hallway was no longer the hallway."

No one in the home was injured.

Police said a man on nearby Fisher Place had started his pickup and briefly left it unattended. Another man then tried to steal the running truck, and when the owner tried to stop the theft, the truck rolled through a wooded area and into the back of Gaines' grandmother's home, police said.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:57 PM




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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 08:57 PM (1Yy3c)

2

!ראשון

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 08:58 PM (Jr/F/)

3 Evening Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2021 08:58 PM (55Qr6)

4 Hola!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum.

Hey MisHum thanks for sharing that pic of me bowling! That evening sure was fun!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

6 LOL Robert, I seldom post that, like maybe never.

Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2021 08:59 PM (55Qr6)

7 Dude got major air on that bowling ball.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Good evening y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2021 09:01 PM (/UQ/R)

9 Hey Der!

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 18, 2021 09:01 PM (7ZQe3)

10 CYAAAAHBEHNITE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 18, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

11 Joke is funneh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 18, 2021 09:02 PM (oEn12)

12 I was expecting a Saturday Night actual Joke.


MisHumshallah

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at September 18, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

13 Thats a mighty fine looking brew there Mr MH.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2021 09:03 PM (axyOa)

14 I'm home.

I'm drinking.

The Horde had been warned.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:04 PM (1Yy3c)

15 Evening, Horde...how goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:04 PM (K5n5d)

16 The joke is pretty funny. And very true. Sad times we live in eh??

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)

17 And one last one for good measure...

Write-up: swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles; swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles; cough; Night Sweats; low grade fever; chills; Inflammation of left calf; severe muscle pain; Pain in calf; swelling of calf; fluid retention in left ankle; Weight bearing is still difficult; swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:05 PM (HvW4E)

18 !ראשון
Posted by: Zettai

*whatever the Hebrew is for Well Done, Lad*

Posted by: Meshugga Miklos at September 18, 2021 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

19 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 09:06 PM (SchxB)

20 Aerial America is one of the best shows on TV if you can zone out when they insert their woke narration.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:06 PM (2DOZq)

21 We were talking about beer earlier in the week on one of the Morning threads.

I finally finished the last of that one that's expanding all over the country.

In other words I, like Darth Vader, have killed all the Yuenglings.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:06 PM (1Yy3c)

22 Not close enough, even for government work!

Posted by: Don Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

23 Not close enough, even for government work!
Posted by: Don Hrothgar

"this close"

Posted by: Johnny Miklos-Carson at September 18, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Just about to run the gauntlet at Nuka-World (Fallout 4)...Always a fun experience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:07 PM (K5n5d)

25 When I bowl, I have to use an eight-pound ball. The ball just kind of gently bumps against the pins by the time it gets down there.

I'm not very good at bowling.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 18, 2021 09:07 PM (8548M)

26 That Ron White bit was to warm you up for the next story. Virginia Beach woman gets 12 years for what could be biggest coupon scheme in U.S. history

Didn't a movie about a plot like this JUST come out with...Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis or someone like that?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:07 PM (DpkTQ)

27 had admitted to him that he arranged the murder of Hendrix, since the guitarist wanted out of his contract. via thisdayinmusic.com

Highly doubtful. Hendrix choked on his own vomit I can believe. Some fucked up people came out of that time period.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)

28 Glockfest 2021 in D.C.

https://tinyurl.com/fk6udajp

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:08 PM (OssQ4)

29 And the bowling ball jump shot has got to be fake, because a ball thrown in such a manner would do a lot of damage to the lane and that dude would probably be banned for life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:08 PM (HvW4E)

30 Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Es la Hora del Blanco!

Posted by: Miklosito at September 18, 2021 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

31 ZOD SQUID GAME.

Posted by: ZOD at September 18, 2021 09:08 PM (xK9An)

32 Speaking of Yuengling, we can't get it here in Wi but when I've had it I think it's a damn good lager. I usually pick some up when traveling

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 18, 2021 09:09 PM (7ZQe3)

33 If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn... Safe at last.


And a double win because no one can see if you are fat and ugly. Really the burka is the great equalizer, the wearer could look like Miss America, or be ugly as sin. No wonder liberals approve of them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)

34 Thanks for another girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Those state parks are fantastic!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:09 PM (rwusL)

35 What cares if be Englind is upset about Speeket Piloosi!! We be does motsneed thin anyway because we has Presdent Bidum and Vice Prisindent Harrus ! We supports are Presdent.... Do you??

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 18, 2021 09:09 PM (c/Cmx)

36 So, did Michael Byrd save the world by shooting another unarmed woman at today's March?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (MCs9S)

37 Um...did the comments section just fritz out or is it just me?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)

38 I only looked at the first few state parks listed.
Sun Lakes Dry Falls is spectacular. The geology of the place is amazing and much more water fell over the falls than the piece states.
The lakes below are remnants, now rain and spring fed, of the Ice Age Floods that roared through the area making the coulee the lakes are in.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (FtJ1S)

39 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (PlW9M)

40 I'm not very good at bowling.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Take the skinheads

They'll show ya

https://tinyurl.com/nupzvtf9

Posted by: Miklos von Camper de Beethoven at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

41 Oh, it was just me.

Never mind.

Safari is shit.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:11 PM (1Yy3c)

42 Ya know, if they are going to be all undercover, they should learn to carry inside the trousers, they already have the untucked shirts.
Sticking a Glock in a pocket is a good way to get an accidental discharge unless they leave the chamber open.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:11 PM (ssx3L)

43 29 And the bowling ball jump shot has got to be fake, because a ball thrown in such a manner would do a lot of damage to the lane and that dude would probably be banned for life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:08 PM (HvW4E)

Perhaps.
It's Sat night. Let it go brother.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)

44 I wonder if the "Karen" harassing the hula hoop gal was a muzzie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (0ml47)

45 ZOD SQUID GAME.
Posted by: ZOD

Six sided dice

Posted by: Miklos, with vague reference to the "rules" at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

46 So, did Michael Byrd save the world by shooting another unarmed woman at today's March?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2021 09:10 PM (MCs9S)
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I'm guessing by the lack of flaming skull today that it was a quiet affair. Maybe all the different fed infiltrators arrested each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (K5n5d)

47 Speaking of Yeungling, looks like Mary C is deep into her cups again.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (axyOa)

48 But apparently, nature didn't get the memo about what every state is stereotypically supposed to look like. She's never been much for blanket, one-size-fits-all thinking.

I was in a state park in Michigan once and saw a cactus growing. It was near Lake Michigan and there was sand all around, so maybe that accounted for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)

49 Hendrix choked on his own vomit I can believe. Some fucked up people came out of that time period.
Posted by: Jewells45

"There but for the grace of God, go I."

Could have happened to me easy. I puked every day, some days twice, in 2018. That was my last year of drinking.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)

50 Mary, the neighbors said you were out "communing with the tomatoes" again. Did you loose your upper plate? Did you find it again?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (ssx3L)

51 Go home, Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT. You're drunk!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (rwusL)

52 Write-up: swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles; swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles; cough; Night Sweats; low grade fever; chills; Inflammation of left calf; severe muscle pain; Pain in calf; swelling of calf; fluid retention in left ankle; Weight bearing is still difficult; swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:05 PM (HvW4E)

And this is all a result of what?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (0ml47)

53 MC5, great music, crappy politics, ruined by drugs. That show at Wayne State's Tartar Field was great, with the band at their peak. Watch Wayne Kramer dance.

Most bands wish they could rock as hard as the 5.

Highly recommended:
Shakin' Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvTIGbYIM0
High School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4zWc_6VeA

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (VHk4v)

54 Let it go brother.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)

Let it gooooooo, let it goooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/G1QhhSt39-I

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:15 PM (1Yy3c)

55 And this is all a result of what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (0ml47)
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Vax reaction?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:15 PM (K5n5d)

56 Evenin' Horde!

I was witness to a robbery this evening. I went to the local computer parts store, and while I was waiting in the checkout line, I saw a trio of teen/college-age black kids in further up the line. Didn't pay much attention to them, but after they finished their business at the register, I saw one of them showing a cardboard box under his hoodie, and then the three of them bolted from the store. Manager followed shortly after, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't going to catch them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 18, 2021 09:16 PM (CAJOC)

57 We have cactus right here in Alberta, not 20 miles from me. It's a ground-hugging small type of prickly pear, kind of inconspicuous unless it's in bloom. But sit on one, and you will know it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:16 PM (0ml47)

58 49 Hendrix choked on his own vomit I can believe. Some fucked up people came out of that time period.
Posted by: Jewells45

"There but for the grace of God, go I."

Could have happened to me easy. I puked every day, some days twice, in 2018. That was my last year of drinking.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist



Every now and then I think about the time in the early 90s when I woke up late in the AM, after heavy drinking the previous day, with a pile of puke in front of me. I threw up sometime during the night and I don't remember it at all. I think I did it while still passed out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:17 PM (QFVV9)

59 And this is all a result of what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen have been good all week.

Don't send them Public Health people around here again.

Posted by: Miklos, standing up for the Women at September 18, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

60 Hmm, now what?

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 18, 2021 09:17 PM (7ZQe3)

61 >>Could have happened to me easy. I puked every day, some days twice, in 2018. That was my last year of drinking. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)

I puked once, today, and a thousand bronze-clad warriors sprang fully formed from the stomach-muck and conquered a Turk demigod's army by lunchtime.
I will continue to drink.

Posted by: ZOD at September 18, 2021 09:17 PM (xK9An)

62 Hi everyone, love all of you. Plus been drinking, but that part you know.

I watched "Kubo and the Two Strings" which I highly recommend, and HOLY HELL it's not CGI, it's stop-motion. I mean...uh. (Graphic of someone seeing something not just awesome, but actual.)

Anyway, it's fantastic and you should watch it.

In terms of kittehs, I still do not have one, but I am inching toward my destruction, I mean, feline fulfillment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)

63 Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 18, 2021 09:16 PM (CAJOC)

You could never be a reporter. You provided a description of the perps.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

64 "I'm not a ASE certified mechanic."

Maybe not but I am!!! 43X

Posted by: MAxIE at September 18, 2021 09:19 PM (dVkJu)

65 Go home, Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT. You're drunk!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient,

Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And she is not drunk, it's just that her organic free-range non-GMO kombucha is Spicy!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at September 18, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

66 I watched "Kubo and the Two Strings" which I highly recommend, and HOLY HELL it's not CGI, it's stop-motion. I mean...uh. (Graphic of someone seeing something not just awesome, but actual.)
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That is a pretty good movie and yeah, the production is just insane with the origami going on there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:19 PM (K5n5d)

67 Hiya, everybody! Happy Saturday.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 09:20 PM (UY/aS)

68 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 18, 2021 09:20 PM (HbNSs)

69 In terms of kittehs, I still do not have one, but I am inching toward my destruction, I mean, feline fulfillment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)
* * * *
That's great! You have the carrier and the toys, so you are making progress. Some sweet and cute kitteh needs the loving home that only you can provide. Prayers that you find each other soon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (rwusL)

70 Just think about all that wonderfully wasted fed money

Posted by: Draki at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (KIxaE)

71 In terms of kittehs, I still do not have one, but I am inching toward my destruction, I mean, feline fulfillment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)

Haven't seen Kubi yet but that studio produces wonderful movies.

Remember, your future kitten is an apex predator. When it licks your face, it's not love and kindness it's showing you. It's taste testing you to check if you've reached maximum deliciousness.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (1Yy3c)

72 Hendrix choked on his own vomit I can believe. Some fucked up people came out of that time period.
Posted by: Jewells45


What an idiot.

Posted by: Mama Cass at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

73 In terms of kittehs, I still do not have one, but I am inching toward my destruction, I mean, feline fulfillment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)


BeckChas, never really thought of you as a kitteh type, more like a Rottweiler type, but you will not regret welcoming a kitteh into your life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

74 @52

>>And this is all a result of what?

I've been posting data entries from the VAERS database that specifically relate to adverse reactions to the COVID vaccine that report issues with swollen testicles.

This is to illustrate that a simple 5 minute search would turn up supporting anecdotal information wrt to Nikki Minaj story about here cousin having swollen testicles and that journalism is probably a more useless pile of dog shit than the GOP.

It's close though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (HvW4E)

75 Attention Morons on Twatter....

Twitter suspended alexthechick's account today for a bullshit "violence threat"

Pass the word around and copy and paste this and add it to your profile...

FREE @alexthechick!!!
Show that you care about the Little People!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (qAR6u)

76 Just think about all that wonderfully wasted fed money
Posted by: Draki

Just what I was thinking

Posted by: Director of Federally Funded Non-Profit with brand new beach home at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

77 I think I am drunk. I just scrolled the thread and thought someone did one of those old school barrelings. I have still never been barreled, and that is likely out of software luck, not expertise in the format.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (dIpnE)

78 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)

Very good but I find all Japanese animated movies to be very melancholy. The Red Turtle was also very good but very sad.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

79 My technique for bowling is to leave a good 7-8 year gap between games. I was on a league once and just got progressively worse.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (4D/dn)

80 @66 It makes me just go insane. Heck, I just watched 5 minutes of my CGI project and thought "It's boring--redo" and that was just a few months.

I think if I did stop-motion work...well, I'd have killed myself years ago.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (OU+8W)

81 i leave my truck running and unattended, albeit locked, for short periods of time if i am in the immediate vicinity: it doesn't have a key fob unlock feature, so the thieves of today can't get in, and, if they do, it's a manual transmission, so they can't drive it anyway...

this is handy in the middle of LA summers when picking up at the UPS Store, etc.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (HbNSs)

82 Just think about all that wonderfully wasted fed money
Posted by: Draki at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (KIxaE)


I tend to think of the wasted 10+% going to BiDong Industries LLC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

83 If only California went to as great lengths to protect citizens and their homes as they do to protect a frigging tree....

Posted by: Taliban Impractical Joker at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (7F9te)

84 There is also the possibility that a kitteh that licks your face is just trying to get the shit taste out of its mouth after licking its ass.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:23 PM (1Yy3c)

85 Kittens are all fun and games until they get old and cranky.

Posted by: Draki at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (KIxaE)

86 If you go on the Cambridge Dictionary and search "coupon" the American pronunciation you will hear my voice.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (Spr0s)

87 35 What cares if be Englind is upset about Speeket Piloosi!! We be does motsneed thin anyway because we has Presdent Bidum and Vice Prisindent Harrus ! We supports are Presdent.... Do you??
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 18, 2021 09:09 PM (c/Cmx)


You laugh, but there are commenters on Nextdoor and Youtube whose spelling and grammar are that bad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)

88 I want to watch Paprika. From what I hear, and from the trailer, it's some visually stunning animation.

Currently rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and its hard to believe it's 23 years old now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (OssQ4)

89 There is also the possibility that a kitteh that licks your face is just trying to get the shit taste out of its mouth after licking its ass.
Posted by: R

it might be trying to get rid of the taste of your face by licking its ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 09:25 PM (K3ZCc)

90 Basketbowl?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

91 Howls Flying Castle and Ghost in the Shell are uplifting comedies, no muhlonkoly in them.

Posted by: Draki at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (KIxaE)

92 88:Currently rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and its hard to believe it's 23 years old now.


Cowboy Bebop is anime for people who think anime is really weird. I tell people its one of the top 10 TV shows of all time. Really. It is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)

93 Hiya.

<rant on>
My internet link is throttled. (strangling sounds) Asshoes Through & Through lets my cell act as a hot spot, with good-enough speeds... until I use up my allotted hot spot bytes, and they throttle me back to something like 300 baud. Everything is mired in cold molasses. Forget videos, I have a hard time just getting an image. The ONT loads quickly enough (unless it times out), at least the text-only comment part. That show I'm trying to download will still be dl'ing in the morning.

We're in a Wireless Desert, just out of range of everything else. Waiting for StarLink to beam here. Yes, we are looking at other cell services. Meanwhile...

We have four phones on our account. When my hot spot alott ran out, we used Milady Jo's. Then that ran out. (We watch a lot of YouTube &c.) Daughter was here today, so I used her hotspot to DL. Then she left. Back to molasses.

Can we have the four hot spot alotts combined? Daughter & Son don't use theirs. Nope. And why, exactly, is our hot spot throttled on this arbitrary allotment schedule? Or, at all, ever? None of it makes any sense. fume rage grimace growl
<rant off>

Posted by: mindful webworker caught in an Internet gravity well at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (jqZ8a)

94 Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 09:25 PM (K3ZCc)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (aA3+G)

95 Very good but I find all Japanese animated movies to be very melancholy. The Red Turtle was also very good but very sad.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

Kubo is made by an American studio.

Or is it British.

Uh...it's Anglospherian.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (1Yy3c)

96 I want to watch Paprika. From what I hear, and from the trailer, it's some visually stunning animation.

Currently rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and its hard to believe it's 23 years old now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (OssQ4)

I only watch Hungarian Paprika.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (dIpnE)

97 To all: love dogs, love cats, love all those "better than human" mammals.

I love kittens, they're the best ever, but they are a form of madness.

Scoot
scoot scoot scoot
*crash*
scamper scamper scamper

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (OU+8W)

98 I went to Brattleboro once. It was the most generic, pointless new england town I had ever been too.

And it smelled like weed everywhere.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (DpkTQ)

99 44 I wonder if the "Karen" harassing the hula hoop gal was a muzzie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (0ml47)


Or just some woman who is jealous of hula hoop lady's figure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (+lVUW)

100 Pentagon: Oops, sorry we killed 14 members of your family in a drone strike, but it's just Trump and this G-d damned war, you know I love you baby, right? You know that right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (HvW4E)

101 Frankie Avalon *and* Dick Dale?
Wouldn't that be like Barry Manilow singing lead on a Metallica single today? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)

102 That Frankie Avalon song up top was a real treat. It's hard to believe that type of song and dance were all the rage once upon a time.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (rwusL)

103 I grew up next door to a bowling alley. I honed my pinball, pool and bowling skill to a very fine edge. I also ate a lot of bowling alley hamburgers. Best burgers evah.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (2DOZq)

104 If you go on the Cambridge Dictionary and search "coupon" the American pronunciation you will hear my voice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

If you play a certain computer game and hear "LOSER!" that is mine.

Posted by: Miklos, famous in his own inimitable way at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

105 I'm guessing by the lack of flaming skull today that it was a quiet affair. Maybe all the different fed infiltrators arrested each other...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:12 PM (K5n5d)


Or they're waiting to testify in an inquiry into the Governor Witchmer kidnapping plot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (+lVUW)

106 It's close though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I wish you'd tell the thousands of leftist Tweeters there things. They all say the testicle thing is impossible. And I'm guessing they're not reading AOSHQ threads. None of them have seen any of those write-ups, let alone dozens.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)

107 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2021 09:28 PM (arJlL)

108 @88

>>Currently rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and its hard to believe it's 23 years old now.

It's hard to believe the Michael Keaton Batman movie is 32 years old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (HvW4E)

109 "I'm not a ASE certified mechanic. And neither are these chicks."


Fake but funny and well done. They did the gas hose one too.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (4thlk)

110 If you go on the Cambridge Dictionary and search "coupon" the American pronunciation you will hear my voice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

If you play a certain computer game and hear "LOSER!" that is mine.


And if you dial the wrong number you'll hear my voice calling you an idiot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (SchxB)

111 I only watch Hungarian Paprika.
Posted by: Quint

Ezt az ember, jol erti.

Posted by: Miklos, 'nuff said at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

112 Well, that bowler is a complete dickhead. I hope he has been universally banned.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 09:30 PM (SDdx5)

113 Cowboy Bebop is anime for people who think anime is really weird. I tell people its one of the top 10 TV shows of all time. Really. It is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (QFVV9)

I need to try it someday. Some guy who was an acquaintance told me it was a modern Western. But he also guessed that I was an anarchist liberal type. So basically he knew nothing about me no matter how much we talked. It was not a big deal, but it was weird to se how off people can be about things. I still might try it but my hopes are not very high.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:30 PM (dIpnE)

114 What kind of accuracy would you expect out of a 20" PSA semi auto .308?

https://bit.ly/3CpOe8F

One moa?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2021 09:30 PM (i0wNm)

115 "Kubo" definitely borrows a lot of Japanese mythology stuff, but it is very much a universal story about destiny, redemption, and all that. It's not obscure, though I guess it was marketed wrong as it did not do well at the Box Office.

It's like "Spirited Away." To me, that's one of the greatest films ever made, ever. And I had folks say, "Well, if I knew Japanese culture..."

NO. It's just brilliant and stop trying to put that in a shoebox!!!

Sorry, as mentioned earlier, drunk and stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:30 PM (OU+8W)

116 I've been posting data entries from the VAERS database that specifically relate to adverse reactions to the COVID vaccine that report issues with swollen testicles.

This is to illustrate that a simple 5 minute search would turn up supporting anecdotal information wrt to Nikki Minaj story about here cousin having swollen testicles and that journalism is probably a more useless pile of dog shit than the GOP.

It's close though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (HvW4E)

Thank you. A little context helps a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (0ml47)

117 You can't dust for vomit.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (4I/2K)

118 I want to watch Paprika. From what I hear, and from the trailer, it's some visually stunning animation.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:24 PM (OssQ4)

Satoshi Kon was great. Christopher Nolan ripped off Paprika hardcore for Inception. Paprika, however, I think is just okay. If you're not familiar with Kon I'd recommend something else. Perfect Blue is absolutely outstanding and fucking brutal. Tokyo Godfathers is a wonderful and endearing comedy.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (1Yy3c)

119 Speaking of Hula Hoop girl women really get mad when other women show some skin.

Remember beach blanket vibrator girl from a few weeks ago? The complaint was from another woman.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (DpkTQ)

120 in fairness, for the hq that is there to remind everybody the city guys are retards, the rolling jumper cabl cars were in tn

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 09:32 PM (K3ZCc)

121 And if you dial the wrong number you'll hear my voice calling you an idiot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

My name Sir is Greg, how are you doing, and are calling in reference to required modalities regarding your account

Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 18, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

122 116 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (0ml47)

Biff Minaj's little perspective is probably the size of cantaloupes.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (Lzpvj)

123 Fond memories of Watkins Glen in our first brand spanking new station wagon. Fishing for bass on Finger lakes with my grandpa 1966.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (+ya+t)

124 I bet before today the feds thought their MAGA camo was on point. They should give up and always be in Q-shaman garb.

Posted by: Draki at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (KIxaE)

125 I still might try it but my hopes are not very high.
Posted by: Quint

It's only 29 episodes. All free on Dailymotion, subtitled. Or paid on Funimation, both subtitled and English. I prefer subbed, for everything except Ghibli films.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (OssQ4)

126 It's hard to believe the Michael Keaton Batman movie is 32 years old.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (HvW4E)
* * * *
For real?? Suddenly, I feel old...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (rwusL)

127 Posted by: mindful webworker caught in an Internet gravity well at September 18, 2021 09:26 PM (jqZ8a)

If you are in range of any viable cell service, get a wireless range extender and a hot spot device tethered to your existing cell service.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

128 57 We have cactus right here in Alberta, not 20 miles from me. It's a ground-hugging small type of prickly pear, kind of inconspicuous unless it's in bloom. But sit on one, and you will know it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:16 PM (0ml47)


Yeah, the one in Michigan was smallish, and similar to what you described. I mentioned it to a ranger at the time, and apparently they do sometimes grow here.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)

129 Write-up: swelling and tenderness in ankle, groin area, and testicles...

So, I look thru the CDC's own VAERS database with
https://www.medalerts.org/
vaersdb/index.php

and I see that 2021 had a few more vaccine deaths than all fifty previously recorded years combined.

The data and information are out there. Why are we listening to anyone but ourselves?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (9Fwwf)

130 @88

>>Currently rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and its hard to believe it's 23 years old now.

It's hard to believe the Michael Keaton Batman movie is 32 years old.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (HvW4E)

Lies! All lies! I am not thaUh I mean they are not that old!

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (1Yy3c)

131 121 Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 18, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

The course we are on our currency will be so fucked it will be "American Scammers" where former CPAs call Nigeria with stories of the lost city of El Dorado's royal funds needing transferred.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (Lzpvj)

132 Cowboy Bebop is similar to Firefly but with bounty hunters. It also has one of the more sublime soundtracks for a TV show that is a cartoon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (QFVV9)

133 Or just some woman who is jealous of hula hoop lady's figure.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (+lVUW)

Maybe. Video would not load for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (0ml47)

134 "Kubo" definitely borrows a lot of Japanese mythology stuff, but it is very much a universal story about destiny, redemption, and all that. It's not obscure, though I guess it was marketed wrong as it did not do well at the Box Office.
----
Great stories transcend culture...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2021 09:35 PM (K5n5d)

135 I've been posting data entries from the VAERS database that specifically relate to adverse reactions to the COVID vaccine that report issues with swollen testicles.

The point of VAERS is to show connections between vaccines and reactions we don't understand yet. That is the point of it. And the FNM pretends that the data is worthless because...we don't know for sure the reactions listed are related.

This is the kind of "science" that caused Chernobyl.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:35 PM (DpkTQ)

136 I'd like to see an endurance sportscar race at Watkins Glen. IMSA has a 6 hour race there every year. Usually in July sometime.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:36 PM (QFVV9)

137 Fast Times at Ridgemont High is 40 years old.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

138 from the VAERS database that specifically relate to adverse reactions to the COVID vaccine that report issues with swollen testicles.

"But we've got the biggest
Balls of them all!"

Posted by: AC/DC at September 18, 2021 09:37 PM (UMXod)

139 The data and information are out there. Why are we listening to anyone but ourselves?

A couple of months ago Scotland got half their population to take the jab.

They also registered 1300 extra deaths. Yes, even over the year before when they were having a COVID outbreak.

There is no explanation for the deaths - which are more then any July in Scottish history. And no one is even seriously trying to come up with an explanation - because *everyone* knows what the reason is.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:38 PM (DpkTQ)

140 And..I'm out. Tired. Long day at work.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2021 09:38 PM (QFVV9)

141 Cowboy Bebop is similar to Firefly but with bounty hunters. It also has one of the more sublime soundtracks for a TV show that is a cartoon.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Ep.5, "Ballad of Fallen Angels" soundtrack blew me away.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:38 PM (OssQ4)

142 The data and information are out there. Why are we listening to anyone but ourselves?
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2021 09:34 PM (9Fwwf)


Because if we don't listen to her, the governor will ground us again

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:38 PM (ssx3L)

143 135 Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:35 PM (DpkTQ)

Comrade.

"Yes, comarade"

It is vital we insulate the technicians running nuclear reactors from detailed blueprints of the reactors, and isolate any reports of irregularities from them safely at the Kremlin.

"Great idea genius, that way if the KGB or Politburo every have to go personally repair a reactor they will be the only ones with a full picture of what is going on."

//Soviet Management 101

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (Lzpvj)

144 I need to try it someday. Some guy who was an acquaintance told me it was a modern Western. But he also guessed that I was an anarchist liberal type. So basically he knew nothing about me no matter how much we talked. It was not a big deal, but it was weird to se how off people can be about things. I still might try it but my hopes are not very high.
Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:30 PM (dIpnE)

It's about bounty hunters in space. There's a very loose arc and it's mostly stand alone episodes. The soundtrack is faaaaaaaaaaantastic!

If you watch it don't go in with high expectations. It's just a really fun and charming series that's really quite rewarding with repeat viewings. Oh, and the English dub is top notch.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (1Yy3c)

145 It's hard to believe the Michael Keaton Batman movie is 32 years old.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:29 PM (HvW4E)
* * * *
For real?? Suddenly, I feel old...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:33 PM (rwusL)



Barbara Bain just turned 90...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (ZSK0i)

146 Fast Times at Ridgemont High is 40 years old.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)



"Awesome! Totally awesome!" That is one of those movies that I simply MUST watch whenever I'm flipping channels and it's on

Posted by: Doof at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)

147 Have we been let out of our grey boxes or is it just me?

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (+ya+t)

148 The course we are on our currency will be so fucked it will be "American Scammers" where former CPAs call Nigeria with stories of the lost city of El Dorado's royal funds needing transferred.
Posted by: sven

Pending completion of certain Necessary Items, I anticipate assisting in your endeavour.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Financial Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

149 Remember beach blanket vibrator girl from a few weeks ago? The complaint was from another woman.
Posted by: Obligatory at September 18, 2021 09:31 PM (DpkTQ)

Yeah. Well, masturbating on the beach is is just a little out there. But having one's shirt ride up, and expose a little midriff is nowhere near "half-naked". Hell, many women dress with an exposed midriff most of the time. Including, unfortunately, those who should not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (0ml47)

150

Is anyone besides me having trouble with The Blog not rendering properly this evening?

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (x3MEq)

151 Speaking of fiction I started reading American Gods.

There is plenty of stupid lefty agit-prop in it, but the core story seems to be that the modern world has taken away freedom in return for gadgets and the illusion of prosperity.

That's a very "alt-right" idea right now isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (DpkTQ)

152 18-1 There is no explanation for the deaths - which are more then any July in Scottish history.
---
(Ahem) *Modern* Scottish history.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (OssQ4)

153 148 Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Financial Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

The lads from Lagos meet the Loons from los Angeles

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (Lzpvj)

154 Anybody else laughing at the pantywaist "security" at today's "rally" in DC? Full riot gear, and there were more presstitutes than anybody else.

I'm sure SanFranNan was quaking in her boots. AOC was under her desk, and don't get me started on the crying DC Kapitol Kops.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (SDdx5)

155 Have we been let out of our grey boxes or is it just me?

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 09:39 PM (+ya+t)


no, there is something going on, sometimes it load right and other times it is like alt.binary.Ace.Mu

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (ssx3L)

156 BC, are you saying that you now have a kitten? If so, hearty congrats!

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (6RgRK)

157 "Awesome! Totally awesome!" That is one of those movies that I simply MUST watch whenever I'm flipping channels and it's on
Posted by: Doof

I guess all the Surf Nazis must be dead by now.

Posted by: Miklos at the Mall at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

158 You know what's interesting? "The Jetsons" was only on for a single season. Yet it permeated Western culture like crazy. And there are TV shows that have been on forever that no one cares about.

"His boy Elroy. Daughter Judy. Jane, his wife."

"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:42 PM (OU+8W)

159 Talking about state's landscapes.......when I picked up Jordan61 and nurse last month. The airport is in the desert and the mountains weren't visible because of smoke. They were both like.....are we really in Colorado?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2021 09:42 PM (/UQ/R)

160 149 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 09:40 PM (0ml47)

Smoking hot 43 year old who essentially belly dances well is well hot....

and Karen wants none of that shit.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)

161 BeckChas, never really thought of you as a kitteh type, more like a Rottweiler type, but you will not regret welcoming a kitteh into your life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)


Anyone who thinks kitties aren't just as vicious as a Rottweiler has never watched a cat entertain itself with a live mouse. Dang, they're naughty creatures.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (+lVUW)

162 154 Anybody else laughing at the pantywaist "security" at today's "rally" in DC?
---
Meal Team Six in Ninja Turtles costumes. Sad.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (OssQ4)

163
Star Trek is 55 years old. TOS premiered in Sept of 1966. That one just blows my Mind. One of the stations was running some Star Trek film marathon and I watched Wrath of Khan. The date was 1982, and that blew my mind. Has it been that long? Well, yes, yes it has.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (Mzdiz)

164 I'm sure SanFranNan was quaking in her boots. AOC was under her desk, and don't get me started on the crying DC Kapitol Kops.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (SDdx5)


Why do you think Nancy was quaking while Sandy was under her desk?

ick

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (ssx3L)

165 I see the J6 rally was a nothing burger with more press than protesters

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (RrtlF)

166 @156, no I don't have a kitten, sorry. Don't have kittens, though! I will get a cat. I've already bought too much stuff to back down now.

But kittens are madness. Cats, okay, fine. Maybe. "Stop biting me! I gave you a home! OW!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (OU+8W)

167 and Karen wants none of that shit.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)


Comrade, is best not to give hope to husbands of Karens!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

168 Is anyone besides me having trouble with The Blog not rendering properly this evening?
Posted by: Zettai

We are still doing flensing.

The rendering comes after.

Posted by: Miklos, not drunk enough to do Sea Chantey Karaoke at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

169 Smoking hot 43 year old who essentially belly dances well is well hot....

I don't know if I'm just getting older, or that older people take better care of themselves now...but there are some smokeing hot women who had a 29th birthday for the 10th or 20th time out there nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (DpkTQ)

170 I see the J6 rally was a nothing burger with more press than protesters
Posted by: Muad'dib

Check the FBI surplus sales for cheap Ray-Bans

Posted by: Miklos, a deal being a deal at September 18, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

171 @135

>>This is the kind of "science" that caused Chernobyl.

This was the very astute point that Nikki Minaj was making, think very long and hard about the drugs you put in your body, especially drugs that aren't needed by most populations.

Because an adverse reaction to the "cure," could potentially be a greater life risk than the purported disease.

To wit, I sometimes get allergies, my wife has allergies, Antihistamine's will shut me off like a light switch, literally knocked out sleeping within 15 minutes of taking it, my wife on the other hand has the complete opposite reaction to them, it causes insomnia.

As I said, epidemiology no longer exists and has been replaced by pure political science, gas lighting and agitprop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:45 PM (HvW4E)

172 2021 is just as far from the moon landing as it is from the Butlerian Jihad. Feel old yet?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ybIRR)

173 There is a video of two cats looking down some kind of open trap door. Then the one cat calmly reaches over and knocks the other cat on the back, sending it dropping through the opening.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

174 169 Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (DpkTQ)

No I first observed the modern sloth chick phenomena in San Diego back in 2000, legitimately the 40 somethings were hotter on average than the 20 somethings.

Western civ is mentally ill, go back and watch 70s TV the women were hotter.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:46 PM (Lzpvj)

175 Has it been that long? Well, yes, yes it has.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

At the time, I liked Star Trek.

But Three Stooges better.

Still do.

Posted by: Miklos, why I oughtta at September 18, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

176 Fantastic Voyage is 55 years old

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 09:47 PM (4I/2K)

177 167 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

The tragedy is the occasional Karen made ugly only by the evil in her soul....

the evil mars the face.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

178 Comrade, is best not to give hope to husbands of Karens!

I saw a video on a humor site where there was some street party with a young couple dancing - I think they were putting on a show or something since they were dressed as professional dancers. A middle aged guy came over, got the couple's attention and danced for a minute with the young woman.

He then turned around to walk back and got whacked in the face by his very large wife's purse as she proceeded to yell at him.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (DpkTQ)

179 There are a lot of cat videos. There are a lot of cat videos that have two cats. There are a lot of cat videos that feature more than two cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (OU+8W)

180 I got no grey boxes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (UY/aS)

181 165 Posted by: Muad'dib at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (RrtlF)

They desperately want there to be a feeble insurrection they can easily blow off the plate.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

182 The thing about Fast Times is it never said what it was about. It was like how some think of mob movies like Goodfellas. They are not sure if it is an homage or criticism.

Last American Virgin was a weird one as I recall. I haven't seen in it forty years but it has been mentioned as an unusual 80s teen movie. Jokes at times, then it goes really dark.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:49 PM (dIpnE)

183 I see the J6 rally was a nothing burger with more press than protesters
Posted by: Muad'dib

Check the FBI surplus sales for cheap Ray-Bans
Posted by: Miklos, a deal being a deal at September 18, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)


I was so hoping the FIBs would be arresting the DOJ and vice versa!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

184 There's a little nook in the back of my wife's minivan for carrying normal car stuff. First aid kits, paper towels that sort of thing. I drove the van to the store to get groceries and now I wanted to restrain the bags so they wouldn't fly around back there while I'm driving. So I reach into that area for the cargo net and grab onto shooting merciless pain. My arm jerks back instinctively and there's a frigging cactus attached to my hand!

Later that day talking with my wife , "So, hon, did you know there are cacti in your car?" Her, "oh I wondered where those went"

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2021 09:50 PM (4D/dn)

185 So I guess I wasn't the only one who lost his gray boxes.

Oh, good. It means I'm not going crazy and I can drink more.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 09:50 PM (1Yy3c)

186 I don't know if I'm just getting older, or that older people take better care of themselves now...but there are some smokeing hot women who had a 29th birthday for the 10th or 20th time out there nowadays.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (DpkTQ)

Thank you.

Posted by: Mrs. Howell at September 18, 2021 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

187

I've no grey boxes, unusual fonts and formatting, the normally red text is blue...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:51 PM (+IKPj)

188 186 Posted by: Mrs. Howell at September 18, 2021 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

Lovie, the Kegel exercises I made you do to aid in my currency smuggling into Moscow are lovely.

//Mr Howell grinning like Enzyte Bob

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

189 Which teen movie is it where someone falls through the stairs?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

190 I don't know if I'm just getting older, or that older people take better care of themselves now...but there are some smokeing hot women who had a 29th birthday for the 10th or 20th time out there nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:44 PM (DpkTQ)

Rene Russo is 67.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (dIpnE)

191 @169

>>I don't know if I'm just getting older, or that older people take better care of themselves now...but there are some smokeing hot women who had a 29th birthday for the 10th or 20th time out there nowadays.

It's just as you age, the decimal system gives way to the binary system of hotness categorization.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (HvW4E)

192 The tragedy is the occasional Karen made ugly only by the evil in her soul....
the evil mars the face.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)


True beauty may be only skin deep, but evil knows no such boundaries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

193 I was so hoping the FIBs would be arresting the DOJ and vice versa!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

It happened!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1439312268701863939

Posted by: Miklos, why I oughtta have a drink on the FBI at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

194 Quint, Fast Times is sort of like M*A*S*H; there's several plots going on, which all add up to a kind of 'snapshot' of the setting (Korean War army hospital, 1980s high school).

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

195

It must be the Russians. or perhaps the Alphabet Men...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:53 PM (+IKPj)

196 >> But Three Stooges better.

I just watched some Three Stooges on MeTV earlier this evening. Miley (and just about all women, in my experience) just don't get it. To Miley, it's a bunch of mean idiots acting stupid. She is amazed at me laughing my ass off at it. "Why is that so funny to you?"

Shemp made "consummated soup" from box of "concentrated soap" he misread. He add "baking powder" thinking it was powdered bacon. Then he added a bunch of other spices from the spice rack, misreading them all.

They all ate Shemp's Soap Soup and hilarity ensued. I was rolling in the floor, and Miley was just looking on in disbelief.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 18, 2021 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)

197 One of the things I noticed today at the J6 protest was the complete lack of antifa.
Like they got the word to stay away or something.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 18, 2021 09:53 PM (FtJ1S)

198 Because an adverse reaction to the "cure," could potentially be a greater life risk than the purported disease.

An early treatment for syphilis, which was much more virulent when it first came to Europe, was mercury.

And it does seem to have helped lessen symptoms though, as I hope everyone knows mercury has serious long term negative health effects.

Imagine if the rulers of the 1500s mandated mercury not just for people with syphilis but...everyone? I mean the science shows it works h8ters!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:54 PM (DpkTQ)

199 Is Pixy drunk again? The non-greyness is kinda confusing...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 09:54 PM (UY/aS)

200 By Monday we will know how the government official media decides to spin it.
A) nobody showed so this proves Trump is a spent force
B) the noble law enforcement controlled \intimidated all the Nazi racist insurrectionists so nothing happened. Bonus points for detailing supposed plot that was nipped in his
C) nothing happened because most people knew it was a plot and Trump told people to stay away and nobody showed so the media will just never mention it again and it never happened. Fence may or may not stay up but it won't be covered.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 09:54 PM (3/XaG)

201 The tragedy is the occasional Karen made ugly only by the evil in her soul....
the evil mars the face.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

True beauty may be only skin deep, but evil knows no such boundaries!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Does this attitude make my soul look evil?

Posted by: Karen von Karenwaffe und Karinhall at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

202 183 I see the J6 rally was a nothing burger with more press than protesters
Posted by: Muad'dib

Check the FBI surplus sales for cheap Ray-Bans
Posted by: Miklos, a deal being a deal at September 18, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

I was so hoping the FIBs would be arresting the DOJ and vice versa!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

But my badge is bigger.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (aA3+G)

203
I just watched some Three Stooges on MeTV earlier this evening. Miley (and just about all women, in my experience) just don't get it.


But remember...men and women are exactly the same!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (DpkTQ)

204 https://twitter.com/i/status/1439312268701863939

Posted by: Miklos, why I oughtta have a drink on the FBI at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM



That reminds me of the 'lost' gay camping skit on the old SNL...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (+IKPj)

205 Winston, there were also apparently no antifa at the Newsom/Biden anti-CA Recall rally on Sep 13.

Long Beach Police actually did a good job of allowing the "F Biden" people to protest, even in the sight line of the Pres motorcade, and at the same time, keeping them and attendees of the rally, separate.

I haven't heard of a single incident of confrontation or violence.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

206 197 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 18, 2021 09:53 PM (FtJ1S)

We outsmarted them by not playing-they realized they would be proving what we said about Antifa being DoJs cutout deniable assets.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (Lzpvj)

207 https://twitter.com/i/status/1439312268701863939
Posted by: Miklos, why I oughtta have a drink on the FBI at September 18, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)


Sadly, not at all unbelievable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

208 Plot that was nipped in the bud, that was

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (3/XaG)

209 Western civ is mentally ill, go back and watch 70s TV the women were hotter.
------------
I can't stand to look at the kids that think they're hot these days. Says the old man. A little class goes a long ways.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)

210 Three Stooges reminds me of how much handwringing there was for so many years, about "violence on TV."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

211 But my badge is bigger.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (aA3+G)


And the dental plan is truly superb!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

212 They all ate Shemp's Soap Soup and hilarity ensued. I was rolling in the floor, and Miley was just looking on in disbelief.
Posted by: publius,

Wimmins

Don't shoot 'em (at least not the ones who can cook)

Posted by: Miklos requests newsletter at September 18, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

213 209 Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)

I worry for my son, the whole game is so much more complicated now for such worse prizes.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)

214

If The Blog is not fixed soon, I shall be forced to demand a refund of the full price of admission!

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:58 PM (+IKPj)

215 The pics of the Fed Bois at the J6 thing were amusing. Matching Ray Bans, watches, shorts and whatnot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2021 09:59 PM (BFigT)

216 qdpsteve
I knowit's weird. Olympia was full on paranoid about some antivax rally today. Expecting antifa to show up. The local news stations were disappointed when it went peacefully with no assaults by the hooded party militia members.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 18, 2021 09:59 PM (FtJ1S)

217 But my badge is bigger.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Stand down you hetero breeder

Posted by: Large Madge with Badge at September 18, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

218 137 Fast Times at Ridgemont High is 40 years old.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)


I never saw that movie, and since Sean Penn turned out to be such a commie asshoe, I'm glad I didn't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)

219 It's the current styles, too. My mom graduated in 54 and I remember looking at her yearbook and everyone looked 35.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 10:00 PM (3/XaG)

220 The Blog looks fine here.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

221 That reminds me of the 'lost' gay camping skit on the old SNL...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (+IKPj)

Is that the one with Alec Baldwin trying to rape Adam Sandler?

Jesus, that was so fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:00 PM (1Yy3c)

222 I've been on a Lego kick lately, I picked up Boba Fett's ship, Slave-1, except it does not say Slave-1 one anywhere on the box, it says, Boba Fett's Star Ship.

Which is really stupid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 10:01 PM (HvW4E)

223 The pics of the Fed Bois at the J6 thing were amusing. Matching Ray Bans, watches, shorts and whatnot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

A FOIA for clothing and accessory purchases from the FBI could be amusing

Posted by: Miklos, in undercover J. Crew camo at September 18, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

224 ong Beach Police actually did a good job of allowing the "F Biden" people to protest, even in the sight line of the Pres motorcade, and at the same time, keeping them and attendees of the rally, separate.

I haven't heard of a single incident of confrontation or violence.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

i got out of my ao by a few miles today and saw a legit street sign that said "Joe is crazy". I was one of those digital signs the cops put out to give us info like "speed kills". It was a wake up call because I have not ventured out enough. But it was also a aad sign, if you will because I know the people in the hinterlands can never outnumber those in the cities and suburbs. And when you count cheating, it is even worse for us. But it was nice to see it. I think anyone in a deep blue area should make a point of venturing even thirty miles in a random direction. I have seen this too many times. The two countries thing is real.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:01 PM (dIpnE)

225 Started watching "Psycho Goreman." In the sense that I started the player, then after a few minutes realized that I was too--

So I stopped it and will continue it later. Hey, Rich Evans is in there eventually.

Seriously, you folks, all of you, are the greatest community ever, certainly in the history of the internet.

Love you. Hate me if you want, it's free.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:02 PM (OU+8W)

226
The sound effects are key to the Three Stooges. A while back, I watched something about that, showing a few of the classic Stooges scenes with the sound effects removed. It makes all the difference. It is not funny without them.

Something interesting. Moe Howard was the all time champion pie thrower. The man could hit a bullseye with a pie every time. For years, when Hollywood needed to stage a pie fight, Moe was the go to man to do it right.

Moe Howard had the art of acting stupid and making it very funny down to a science.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 18, 2021 10:02 PM (Mzdiz)

227 Well, with this crazy blogness, the only thing to do now is mix another cocktail...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (UY/aS)

228 Good night, all. Pleasant dreams.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (OU+8W)

229 222 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 10:01 PM (HvW4E)

Boba Fett being evil is well prone to things like "Slave-1", further slavery in Star Wars *is* a thing and needs remedied....

you can make a non-non sensical argument that Anakin fell to the dark side based on rage at slavery in part.

Maus Haus being the geniuses they are are trying to make Lawful Evil Bounty Hunter a beloved protagonist and think highlighting the evil near slavery is evil.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)

230 Wimmins

Don't shoot 'em (at least not the ones who can cook)
Posted by: Miklos requests newsletter at September 18, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

Best advice I ever got. When you find a woman, make sure she can cook. It may be hot and heavy for a while, but you'll get older. When you're older, you'll be lucky if you have sex once a month. But you've got to eat every day.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:04 PM (1Yy3c)

231 Hate me if you want, it's free.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:02 PM (OU+8W)


Sorry to disappoint you BeckChas, but I think most of us here actually like you, sorry to put a crimp in your day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

232 Quint, thanks for sharing that. The two countries thing is definitely real.

I saw a clip of Sarah Silverman's podcast today where she said, she's good with the US splitting off into two countries, which she described as "USA 1" and "USA 2." I guess she was in a good mood because she said conservative/red America can be "USA 1." :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

233
Miley can cook, that's for sure. Best consistent eatin' I've had in my entire life. And that's an objective fact.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (Mzdiz)

234 164 I'm sure SanFranNan was quaking in her boots. AOC was under her desk, and don't get me started on the crying DC Kapitol Kops.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (SDdx5)

Why do you think Nancy was quaking while Sandy was under her desk?

ick
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (ssx3L)


Careful there, Kindtot, the homophobia police will be after you. Now I have to go find the brain bleach.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (+lVUW)

235 Is that the one with Alec Baldwin trying to rape Adam Sandler?

Jesus, that was so fucked up. Hilarious, but fucked up.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:00 PM



No... The gay camping skit, or "Deliverance II" officially, had Burt Reynolds and the crew as undercover federal agents looking for gay campers in a national park... In the end, they'd all arrested each other, except for Garrett Morris!

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (GsLZF)

236 But you've got to eat every day.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:04 PM (1Yy3c)


Grandpa Hrothgar said "Good looks don't last, but good cooking do!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

237 Moe Howard had the art of acting stupid and making it very funny down to a science.

That's also the difference between Moe Howard and a lot of today's "entertainers." Moe was acting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:06 PM (SchxB)

238 Well, with this crazy blogness, the only thing to do now is mix another cocktail...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (UY/aS)

*High five*

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:06 PM (1Yy3c)

239 My latest thing with the dog is to look at her and say, "You've never murdered anyone (pause) as far as I know".

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:07 PM (slmIp)

240 When you're older, you'll be lucky if you have sex once a month. But you've got to eat every day.

I can teach myself to cook, I can't teach myself to uh....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 10:07 PM (DpkTQ)

241 Well, with this crazy blogness, the only thing to do now is mix another cocktail...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (UY/aS)


See there COMM, I told you I was sure you were a perfect fit here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

242 I can teach myself to cook, I can't teach myself to uh....

No you know the secret meaning to, "If you can't be handsome, be handy."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:07 PM (SchxB)

243 Well, with this crazy blogness, the only thing to do now is mix another cocktail...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:03 PM (UY/aS)

*High five*
Posted by: Robert

Five fingers worth, one assumes

Posted by: Miklos, currently unsupervised at September 18, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

244 There was a M*A*S*H episode where there's two intelligence investigators at the camp, looking for a troublemaker.

Hawkeye and Trapper get wind of it, and the two investigators don't know each other are there, so they set it up so Frank looks like the prime suspect for both. One officer is yelling at Frank about being a communist while the other is accusing him of being in the KKK. Frank finally speaks up by saying "I'm neither of those things! I'm nothing!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

245 166 @156, no I don't have a kitten, sorry. Don't have kittens, though! I will get a cat. I've already bought too much stuff to back down now.

But kittens are madness. Cats, okay, fine. Maybe. "Stop biting me! I gave you a home! OW!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 09:43 PM (OU+8W)


You'll get one. There are lots of great cats who need homes. Getting an adult pet can save you a lot of headaches. I got my beagle as a young adult. Already house trained and neutered. Hurray.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

246 The Howard Brothers would be far better governors than the horrid lot we have.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)

247 No... The gay camping skit, or "Deliverance II" officially, had Burt Reynolds and the crew as undercover federal agents looking for gay campers in a national park... In the end, they'd all arrested each other, except for Garrett Morris!
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (GsLZF)

Never seen it. :B

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)

248 Hendrix was just foolish. The idiots were the EMTs who sat him up vertically and didn't try to aspirate him.

72 Hendrix choked on his own vomit I can believe. Some fucked up people came out of that time period.
Posted by: Jewells45

What an idiot.
Posted by: Mama Cass at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

I've read that the ham sandwich story was a cover for Elliot's OD.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at September 18, 2021 10:10 PM (VHk4v)

249 100 Pentagon: Oops, sorry we killed 14 members of your family in a drone strike, but it's just Trump and this G-d damned war, you know I love you baby, right? You know that right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2021 09:27 PM (HvW4E)


This thing needs to be named as Biden's Ma Lai Massacre. The indiscriminate killing of children, and then having your four-star thugs go out and claim it was a righteous strike. Then again, maybe the people at the helm think it was just a post-term abortion.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 18, 2021 10:10 PM (bW28E)

250 I saw a clip of Sarah Silverman's podcast today where she said, she's good with the US splitting off into two countries, which she described as "USA 1" and "USA 2." I guess she was in a good mood because she said conservative/red America can be "USA 1." :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

maybe she will wake up some day. I don't bet on it, but it is possible. I have been to enough red areas to know they treat everyone kindly. In deep blue areas, they treat other liberal like shit and treat most everyone else like shit. They are an angry people and that anger is a pandemic.

I have never been to a so called red area where liberals in that area, who were legit residents, were not treated with respect. Maybe i am blind, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:10 PM (dIpnE)

251 The Howard Brothers would be far better governors than the horrid lot we have.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

MASS had a governor named Curley...

Posted by: Miklos, Actual Political Scientist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

252
You've got to be pretty smart to act stupid and make it funny. Otherwise, it just looks stupid. Same with bad singing for comedic effect. You've got to have some singing talent to know how to be funny singing badly.

You've got to be on key in going off key.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)

253 Maha? Ah ha. You speak dat? I talk dat.

From the islands of Coney and Long.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (slmIp)

254 Had a gf that could cook pork chops like I've never had anywhere. Couldn't cook much else but she had special talents that made up for it.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

255 @245 I would love an adult calm cat.

"Oh, you bought a scratchy toy? Huh. Uh, yeah, I mean, I, or you, got some value from that. I mean, in your life. I think I'll, I dunno, wreck your PC. I mean, that sounds similar, right? Meow."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (OU+8W)

256 When she bakes special treats for her grown-ass, man-child, live-at-home son, but not for you, well there's your sign.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

257 He then turned around to walk back and got whacked in the face by his very large wife's purse as she proceeded to yell at him.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 09:48 PM (DpkTQ)


If the genders were switched the whacker would have been arrested. Just sayin'.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

258 You'll get one. There are lots of great cats who need homes. Getting an adult pet can save you a lot of headaches. I got my beagle as a young adult. Already house trained and neutered. Hurray.

^This^

Last two dogs I had came to me as used models. Both were great dogs, just had to learn how to use the doggy door to let themselves out when needed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

259 I've read that the ham sandwich story was a cover for Elliot's OD.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at September 18, 2021 10:10 PM



The world would be a quite different place today if Karen Carpenter had eaten that sammich instead...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:12 PM (GsLZF)

260 The Howard Brothers instead of Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2021 10:13 PM (2JoB8)

261 used is how dogs should be received

no reasn to buy dogs when they are being murdered by the thousands every day

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 10:13 PM (K3ZCc)

262 I saw a clip of Sarah Silverman's podcast today where she said, she's good with the US splitting off into two countries, which she described as "USA 1" and "USA 2."

She is welcome to live in the "Biden Archipelago" (the 400 counties that Biden won). Maybe we'll feed them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2021 10:14 PM (2nFxy)

263 The father of one of the little girls killed in the drone strike said his grief could be assuaged by a large cash payment from the Americans.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:14 PM (slmIp)

264 being able to cook is always a plus,. Male or female, a good cook is usually revered. I think a good male cook it better because it means they are trying, and they offer something.

Another thing I know, rich or poor, there are always bad cooks. The rich bad cooks stand out because they are rich, but they can't cook. You can have all the money in the world, but if your family can't cook, you Turkey Day food will be sub par. But I also know many are used to it and if something else was offered they would be pissed.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:14 PM (dIpnE)

265 everybody else getting the https certificate warning seems to have expired yesterday?

Posted by: havel at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (WfuTe)

266 Couldn't cook much else but she had special talents that made up for it.
Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

What, like fire breathing?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (1Yy3c)

267 I am shocked that the State Dept admitted the drone strike was a complete failure.

Guess they figured they could bury the story more easily by just admitting it.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

268 She is welcome to live in the "Biden Archipelago" (the 400 counties that Biden won). Maybe we'll feed them.

Why should we have to? They keep telling us how smart they are, I'm sure they can figure things out. Just like CHAZ/CHOP did in Portland.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)

269 everybody else getting the https certificate warning seems to have expired yesterday?

Posted by: havel at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM



I am...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (GsLZF)

270 Couldn't cook much else but she had special talents that made up for it.
Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

I can't criticize that.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:16 PM (dIpnE)

271 This thing needs to be named as Biden's Ma Lai Massacre.

One of the things the governing class has gotten VERY good at is using non-excuses to get out of trouble.

So, the claim now is the Taliban gave them bad intel.And I'm supposed to just pretend that you made the decision to use that intel...from your enemy...is ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 10:16 PM (DpkTQ)

272 Maha? Ah ha. You speak dat? I talk dat.

From the islands of Coney and Long.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Same in some parts of New Orleans.

Called Yat.

Any recent word form Wolfus of the Crescent City?

Posted by: Miklos, yeah you rite at September 18, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

273 Best advice I ever got. When you find a woman, make sure she can cook. It may be hot and heavy for a while, but you'll get older. When you're older, you'll be lucky if you have sex once a month. But you've got to eat every day.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:04 PM (1Yy3c)

I find that very sad. I guess you haven't figured out that you will have sex as often as you please the woman instead of yourself. Maybe twice on Sunday.

Dh and I do not have that particular problem. We are sort of like crazed weasels when it comes right down to it. And he knows me like I know myself, so he knows how to make everyone happy.

Yes, some women are bitches. But if you chose wisely....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (SDdx5)

274 The father of one of the little girls killed in the drone strike said his grief could be assuaged by a large cash payment from the Americans.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:14 PM (slmIp)

Females are just a commodity in islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (0ml47)

275 I love all the canines and felines that this world has. If I could, they would all have homes with me. And yeah, I would pet them all, every day, until they said "Stop, too much petting!"

They are all wonderful and they all need wonderful lives from beginning to end.

I probably mentioned my drunkenness. Much as I would love to talk about dogs and cats being elevated to what they deserve, I think my current condition precludes that. Sorry to everyone, but I must sign off now for real.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (OU+8W)

276 Yes, it looks like a cert problem.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (+Kpte)

277 >>> everybody else getting the https certificate warning seems to have expired yesterday?

Posted by: havel at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM


Yes, but if you delete the https part it worked fine
Search defaults to the secure site for some reason.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (4D/dn)

278 I am...
Posted by: Zettai

Sam, I am

Or Popeye

CHOOSE NOW

Posted by: Miklos and the Twotter outrage Mob at September 18, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

279 tcn, hey!
Any news on challenging your bosses on their bullying?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Any recent word form Wolfus of the Crescent City?
Posted by: Miklos, yeah you rite at September 18, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

He has returned home. All is well, apparently.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:18 PM (0ml47)

281 everybody else getting the https certificate warning seems to have expired yesterday?

Been using the plaintext site. It's not "secure", but it still has grey boxes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:18 PM (SchxB)

282 Best advice I ever got. When you find a woman, make sure she can cook.

Unless she's very wealthy, in which case you can eat out every night and not miss the money.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

283
I worked on this lady's (Kathy Blattner) house. Actually we were the electrical contractors on the build.

I had to go in a few weeks after they moved in to change an AFCI breaker that was nuisance tripping.

She told me at the time that she was somewhat famous but we didn't get into it.

Posted by: Ex-ex at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (RU4sa)

284 I'm always amazed at how ragged Hendrix's amps looked. They weren't old enough to look like that, but there they are. I guess there weren't road cases back then.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

285 263 The father of one of the little girls killed in the drone strike said his grief could be assuaged by a large cash payment from the Americans.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:14 PM (slmIp)

Well, it was just a girl, after all. Yes?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (SDdx5)

286 Females are just a commodity in islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Terrible.

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

287 You've got to be on key in going off key.

I noticed that. Think Earnest Tubb and "Walkin' The Floor Over You". People would tell him at bars "I can sing better than that" and he'd say "You're right". He always sang flat. And smoke a pack of Chesterfields too, I think. He had an Ace backup band. Some hotshot swede drummer, and a couple steel guitar wizards that were the best. I mean, if you like that sort of thing.

Might be interesting to run his voice through Autotune ... I bet it sounds "wrong".

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 10:20 PM (oaepv)

288 Guess they figured they could bury the story more easily by just admitting it.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)


Lets face it, "Mistakes were made!" but no blame should be attached to anyone in the BiDong administration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 18, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

289 Termites _ Last week I started covering my upper deck with plastic panels. (cheap, yes - affective, yes).

In the process I knocked one of the 1x4 cedar bats off the siding, that was easy. Upon further inspection I discovered critters feasting upon my house.

Doing do diligence I decided that non-repellant poison is the way to go. I also discovered that in 1994 they treated the Statue of Liberty with the same stuff, hexaflumuron, a bait that can be purchased from Homely Depot for $50.00.

If you click the link there are picks of how bad the infestation was and exactly what they did.
What they didn't do was spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to rid themselves of the pests.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yfvl37w5
https://www.ncptt.nps.gov/wp-content
/uploads/1999-11.pdf

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:21 PM (ijCso)

290 Damn, is it just me or does that MC5 singer sound like ass? Man....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:21 PM (VwHCD)

291 I'm also using Premise 2 (imidacloprid) around the perimeter and spraying Premise foam in the walls.
- Going for a hard kill -

**fipronil is also listed as a non-repellant but I don't know...

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:21 PM (ijCso)

292 Couldn't cook much else but she had special talents that made up for it.
Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

She solved your ring-around-the-collar laundry problem?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

293 I probably mentioned my drunkenness. Much as I would love to talk about dogs and cats being elevated to what they deserve, I think my current condition precludes that. Sorry to everyone, but I must sign off now for real.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:17 PM (OU+8W)

I was so lit the other day, I joined Yelp, trashed a place that deserved ten times more and didn't know it happened. I got a comment from Yelp asking me to prove my handle. I thought WTF? THen I thought "Oh No!". But the reality was everything I said was true and it would help people. I logged in and blam hammered it, but I should not have done so. The scary thing is I didn't recall any of it. But I have done that before. Some battles are not worth fighting at the time. But to be honest, I was right every time but I chose to undo it.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (dIpnE)

294 That Rolling Stone list is a real eye opener! heh.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (sXQci)

295 Hey! Berserker! Haven't seen you in a bit, how's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (P4LRL)

296 Geez...this is hard...uh, I mean difficult. Is it my tablet, or did Grey boxes go away? I just need to know that I'm not losing my mind....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (UY/aS)

297 279 tcn, hey!
Any news on challenging your bosses on their bullying?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

I have been avoiding the topic for the weekend, but I will be in the office on Monday, since apparently my boss letting me telework was NOT approved by his boss's boss. Now my boss is going to hate me because I told his boss's boss that I thought I was approved to do so. So now, great leader has rained down hate from me to those who oversee my position and determine my advancement. Way to go, big guy.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Masks 24/7/365. So, suck my own snot for a week and... what, exactly, is my motivation? They want me to quit, but that ain't happening.

I'm told that finding a lawyer to take this case will involve getting one of the national firms on the line and having them bundle it with the rest. I approached Thomas More but haven't heard back. We shall see.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (SDdx5)

298 Say Washington state and people will instantly think mountains or ocean. Reality though is the majority of the state looks like Kansas. Flat and farms as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 18, 2021 10:24 PM (md5Ss)

299 My understanding (based upon a reading of his biography long, long ago) is that Jimi was unconscious when the paramedics took him away on a gurney. He regained consciousness while in the ambulance and, multiple times, attempted to sit up so that he could puke. However, the paramedics shoved him back down each time and restrained him, ultimately resulting in the vomit being forced back into his lungs. Had they not done that, he almost certainly would have survived. Whoops. Whoopsie.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2021 10:24 PM (DTX3h)

300 tcn, thanks. I'll keep praying for you. Would love to see you make the assholes pay.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

301 The best part of the hula-hoop video is the segment where a bunch of literal Karens are Karening about the use of 'Karen' to describe people whining about stuff and telling you not to do it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (7F9te)

302

I've tested The Blog on four (4) different devices (Android, iOS, and Windows (2)) and half a dozen (~ 6) browsers, and I'm certain it's not on my end...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (+IKPj)

303 What would termites eat in the Statue of Liberty? Isn't it made of bronze?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (0ml47)

304 For most normal people, MC5 is an unacquired taste.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (taPSh)

305 Best advice I ever got. When you find a woman, make sure she can cook.

Unless she's very wealthy, in which case you can eat out every night and not miss the money.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

I personally think it is a good litmus test, in that they try. I recall my mother telling me her parents could not cook, but she made a point of trying to be a good cook. The first time my parents had friends over, my mother made Lobster Thermidor. She got it out of a book and it took her three days to do it.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (dIpnE)

306 The Reagans previously owned the house that Mama Cass lived in iirc. It was considered "Party Station" at the time. Basically a constant stream of musicians and hollywood types 24/7. A celebrity crash pad. Everyone was invited (and was considered rude not to) to scrawl their name and phone # on the wall.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (oaepv)

307 Couldn't cook much else but she had special talents that made up for it.
Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

She solved your ring-around-the-collar laundry problem?
Posted by: Count de Monet

She found his 5mm socket.

Posted by: Miklos, liking girls with a well ordered toolbox at September 18, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

308 Hey! Berserker! Haven't seen you in a bit, how's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (P4LRL)

Well the house finally goes on the market this week. I'll soon have my frigging life back. It's frigging crunch time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:26 PM (VwHCD)

309 I've tested The Blog on four (4) different devices (Android, iOS, and Windows (2)) and half a dozen (~ 6) browsers, and I'm certain it's not on my end...

You're right, and it's not happening on the plain old http: site, just the https: one.

Not sure what an expired cert has to with generating grey boxes, but there you go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (SchxB)

310 I've tested The Blog on four (4) different devices (Android, iOS, and Windows (2)) and half a dozen (~ 6) browsers, and I'm certain it's not on my end...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (+IKPj)

Yeah, the Hamsters are protesting.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (1Yy3c)

311 Hoolahoop karen needs to be drop kicked into Kabul.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (VwHCD)

312 Say Washington state and people will instantly think mountains or ocean. Reality though is the majority of the state looks like Kansas. Flat and farms as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 18, 2021 10:24 PM (md5Ss)

I think shit heels on the coast and normals in the waste lands. When I think of Mountains and Washington, I think Mount Washington in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (dIpnE)

313 Geez...this is hard...uh, I mean difficult. Is it my tablet, or did Grey boxes go away? I just need to know that I'm not losing my mind....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (UY/aS)

Everything looks normal from my end. Got the "not secure" alert in the address bar, but that is typical, and not a problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (0ml47)

314 297 I'm told that finding a lawyer to take this case will involve getting one of the national firms on the line and having them bundle it with the rest. I approached Thomas More but haven't heard back. We shall see.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (SDdx5)


I'm interested in knowing what you find out regarding needle-rape mandate lawsuits as I'm in a similar situation (DoN civvy).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2021 10:28 PM (DTX3h)

315

I'm on http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=395622... What's the URL for the "plain text" site?

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:28 PM (+IKPj)

316 Geez...this is hard...uh, I mean difficult. Is it my tablet, or did Grey boxes go away? I just need to know that I'm not losing my mind....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:23 PM (UY/aS)

Mine looks primitive too, like I have to bang the rocks together or some shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:29 PM (VwHCD)

317 300 tcn, thanks. I'll keep praying for you. Would love to see you make the assholes pay.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

All I really want is to work 10 more years, be good at my job, and retire happily. Instead I'm being treated like a pariah for the temerity to stand against religious persecution. I didn't sign up for this, at all, and having this asshole tell me that what I am subject to is no different than what he would subject a drunk at work to was the last damned straw. That and him explaining that he is Catholic too and nobody told him not to get the vaccine, as if I blindly follow the dictat of the idiots in charge of my Church these days.

If the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster told me not to take it, that's good enough under Title VII, and he knows that. But I'm just another hysterical female, so he thinks he will just bully me into submission and I will quit. Not gonna happen, Skippy.

/rant off for today

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:29 PM (SDdx5)

318 I'm on http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=395622... What's the URL for the "plain text" site?

That's it. If you're seeing f'ed up formatting there, then something else is going on. It's all working fine for me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:30 PM (SchxB)

319 tcn, all I can say is, preach it sista!!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

320 Boys just left to go and hang out with friends. I will see them in the morning for breakfast before they go to the Seahawks game together.

Marine is great. Oldest is great. I'm so fortunate my boys are true friends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2021 10:30 PM (U2p+3)

321 But I'm just another hysterical female, so he thinks he will just bully me into submission and I will quit.

Sounds like a hostile work environment to me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)

322 Mine looks primitive too, like I have to bang the rocks together or some shit.
Posted by: Berserker
------

Smoke signals...and drums.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:31 PM (UMXod)

323 303 What would termites eat in the Statue of Liberty? Isn't it made of bronze?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:25 PM (0ml47)
---------------

The were eating display cases, tables. There are pics at the link. And details about the, I think, two different areas.

The little bastards live out side the foraging area.
They come in to eat and go back home underground just like ants only no mound. Not here.

The have big mounds in Africa and South America.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:31 PM (ijCso)

324 You're right, and it's not happening on the plain old http: site, just the https: one.

Not sure what an expired cert has to with generating grey boxes, but there you go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:27 PM (SchxB)


Styles come from https://www.ace.mu.nu/styles-3.css (for which the certificate just expired). Absolute URL, not schemeless.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:31 PM (P4LRL)

325 I'm interested in knowing what you find out regarding needle-rape mandate lawsuits as I'm in a similar situation (DoN civvy).
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2021 10:28 PM (DTX3h)

Well, I for one would be interested in knowing if there is any drug or drug regimen that could be taken to mitigate any damage that might be caused by the clot shot, should one be forced to get it at gunpoint.

Could you slash an "X" in your hide and apply suction to get the goo out of your muscle? Like they used to do for snakebite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:32 PM (0ml47)

326 321 But I'm just another hysterical female, so he thinks he will just bully me into submission and I will quit.

Sounds like a hostile work environment to me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)

Before it was just working with idiots. This week it became blatantly hostile.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:32 PM (SDdx5)

327 Could you slash an "X" in your hide and apply suction to get the goo out of your muscle? Like they used to do for snakebite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:32 PM (0ml47)

I don't think that works on the person being vaccinated, but if you do it to the person who vaccinated you, they won't be doing that anymore, at least.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:33 PM (SDdx5)

328 We are *so* spoiled. Who would think that we would miss the grey boxes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:33 PM (UMXod)

329 One more cocktail tonight and I will never need another vaccination again. Bulletproof, baby.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:33 PM (SDdx5)

330 So. No good scary movies on. ONT is crazy on my device. I honestly don't know what to do with myself...
Saturday night - all alone, and no satisfaction. Damn...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (UY/aS)

331 314 297 I'm told that finding a lawyer to take this case will involve getting one of the national firms on the line and having them bundle it with the rest.

.....

There are....other ways.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (7F9te)

332 he thinks he will just bully me into submission and I will quit. Not gonna happen, Skippy.

/rant off for today

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:29 PM



No one is going to think any less of you if get the vaxx when it's a matter of keeping your livelihood...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (RIJlb)

333 Two browsers nothing odd.
or more odd than usual.
or odder

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:35 PM (ijCso)

334 Besides the Three Stooges kids on Long Island in the sixties had Paul Winchell, Jerry Mahoney, and Knucklehead Smiff. And the WPIX yule log every Xmas.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 18, 2021 10:35 PM (slmIp)

335 Wha' Happen'?

Gray boxes went bye-bye earlier today, haven't returned

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 10:35 PM (oaepv)

336 I have not gone through all the comments, but you folks are the best life forms on the internet.

Yes, defintitely signing off now, seriousluy, but I love you all.

Horde mind is the best mind.

You folks are the best.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (OU+8W)

337 maybe . . . Maybe change your calendar setting to yesterday?

Wife had a problem with her candy crush it wouldn't giver her new lives and it told her she had to wait a thousand plus days before she could get a new one

Turned out her tablet had reset itself to 1983

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (ssx3L)

338 What would termites eat in the Statue of Liberty? Isn't it made of bronze?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------
Copper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (fFtVH)

339 Styles come from https://www.ace.mu.nu/styles-3.css (for which the certificate just expired). Absolute URL, not schemeless.

OK, I guess have the grey box code cached locally.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (SchxB)

340 So. No good scary movies on. ONT is crazy on my device. I honestly don't know what to do with myself...
Saturday night - all alone, and no satisfaction. Damn...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (UY/aS)

Not commenting on that one. Hell no. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

341 Secure pages won't load content from another site that has an expired certificate (and the styles are such content). That's why the gray boxes don't appear on the https site.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM (P4LRL)

342 Mine looks primitive too, like I have to bang the rocks together or some shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I only do that on laundry day

Posted by: Miklos, with one of the better vans down by the river at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

343 No one is going to think any less of you if get the vaxx when it's a matter of keeping your livelihood...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (RIJlb)

If the vaxx were as safe and effective as the polio vaxx, and if the Coof were even 1/10 as deadly as polio, none of us would be having that discussion, would we?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM (0ml47)

344
Gray boxes went bye-bye earlier today, haven't returned
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Probably got vaxed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM (fFtVH)

345 No one is going to think any less of you if get the vaxx when it's a matter of keeping your livelihood...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (RIJlb)

Did you miss the reason why? I ain't going to hell for the Corps. I will not materially cooperate in a procured abortion, and every one of the vax's are made with the fetal cells derived from an abortion from the 1970's that has been promulgated forward for "medical" research.

Not going to hell for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM (SDdx5)

346 328 We are *so* spoiled. Who would think that we would miss the grey boxes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:33 PM (UMXod)
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Ha ha ha (gallows laughter)
I have exclusive rights to mustard, yes, the background is mustard, the font is Comic Sans and be easily read from six feet.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (ijCso)

347 What would termites eat in the Statue of Liberty? Isn't it made of bronze?

Copper sheets on an iron frame.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (KfC1e)

348 So. No good scary movies on. ONT is crazy on my device. I honestly don't know what to do with myself...
Saturday night - all alone, and no satisfaction. Damn...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (UY/aS)


You could test all your smoke alarms.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (P4LRL)

349 Did someone push the big red button?

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (N/iqz)

350 What would termites eat in the Statue of Liberty? Isn't it made of bronze?
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Isn't it thin sheets of copper hammered onto a frame?

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (+ya+t)

351 So. No good scary movies on. ONT is crazy on my device. I honestly don't know what to do with myself...
Saturday night - all alone, and no satisfaction. Damn...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (UY/aS)

Can't get no?

https://youtu.be/jadvt7CbH1o

Posted by: devo at September 18, 2021 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

352 Copper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (fFtVH)

Well, that's just bronze with the tin left out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:39 PM (0ml47)

353 No one is going to think any less of you if get the vaxx when it's a matter of keeping your livelihood...
Posted by: Zettai at Septe

Not anyone who matters.
I caved.
And I still have a job I'm really good at. I spent a long time working toward the seniority I have. It was too much to give up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)

354 There are....other ways.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Posted by: Miklos pre-emptively says "damn shame" at September 18, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

355 I believe I saw Pfizer or Moderna was working on an anti blood clotting drug.

Of course if you take that for the clot shot, I wonder why other drug you'll need to take to counteract the negative parts of this one?

There was an old lady that swallowed a bat...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 10:39 PM (DpkTQ)

356 Turned out her tablet had reset itself to 1983
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:36 PM (ssx3L)

Same year Kill 'Em All came out.

You should have told your old lady to forget Candy Crush, clad yourselves in denim and leather and go fuck up some poser faggots in the pit.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:39 PM (1Yy3c)

357 So. No good scary movies on. ONT is crazy on my device. I honestly don't know what to do with myself...
Saturday night - all alone, and no satisfaction. Damn...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (UY/aS)

You could test all your smoke alarms.


You could cross stitch death metal lyrics and sew the panels into throw pillows.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)

358 ...none of us would be having that discussion, would we?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 10:37 PM



Touché...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:41 PM (RIJlb)

359 OK, too drunk to comment...wait, what?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)

360 359 OK, too drunk to comment...wait, what?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4O3Wt_3vo

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 10:42 PM (SDdx5)

361 You could cross stitch death metal lyrics and sew the panels into throw pillows.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)

I can help with the death metal lyrics. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:43 PM (VwHCD)

362 the conservatives and normals in more agrarian areas and even simply less absurdly built up areas are already solidly anti Biden and Pelosi. I swear, I have been all around this country but I Have never seen the resistance I have seen in PA and parts of VA. But both states are blue now. THat is the real issue.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:43 PM (dIpnE)

363 OK, what is working for me is I reset my computer calendar to the 17th.

I got the grey boxes back and everything.

I expect I am causing a problem with the universe or something, but at least it doesn't look like Usenet mail list from 2001

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:43 PM (ssx3L)

364 bulletin board I meant. drat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (ssx3L)

365 Love all of you bastards.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (OU+8W)

366 The ol' gray box she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (B2mhs)

367 You could cross stitch death metal lyrics and sew the panels into throw pillows.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)

https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

368 "Too drunk to comment"

Somewhere in the old Straight Dope (It's Taking Longer Than We Thought) message group archives is an old thread probably 1990s, where somebody ate a bunch of "magic" mushrooms and continued to post. I about pissed myself laughing. Jeeze Louise.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (oaepv)

369 Well, that's just bronze with the tin left out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

We need that tin for hats.

Both stylish and effective.

Posted by: Miklos, so equipped at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

370 OK, too drunk to comment...wait, what?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)

have you ever been too drunk to fish? * I think that was a Jeff Foxworthy comment. I might have it w wong but it was funny.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (dIpnE)

371 I still see gray boxes.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (bgWIn)

372 OK, what is working for me is I reset my computer calendar to the 17th.

I got the grey boxes back and everything.

I expect I am causing a problem with the universe or something, but at least it doesn't look like Usenet mail list from 2001
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:43 PM (ssx3L)

Skynet is self-aware now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (4I/2K)

373 Signed on with old tablet...Grey is back. Unfortunately I only have 8% battery power. Dammit....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (UY/aS)

374 OK, what is working for me is I reset my computer calendar to the 17th.

I got the grey boxes back and everything.
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*!*
Oh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scurrying off to reset date at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (B2mhs)

375 https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

Jesus christ dude, what the fuck was THAT? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

376 True Zettai: But these tinpot despot Karens need to be bitch slapped, If people just give in on getting a vaccine they don't want what is the next whim they impose? Australia level lockdowns and camps for the unvaxxed who didn't have paychecks to lose?

I went along with wear a mask because I didn't want to make the workday harder for cashiers. I pretty much ignored the "stay within X miles of your house" BS, but didn't challenge it openly. I don't even have a strong moral mis-giving about the jab, nor a big fear of its side effects, but it is an act of resistance against the commie rat finks at this point.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 18, 2021 10:46 PM (pxVvf)

377 OK, what is working for me is I reset my computer calendar to the 17th.

I got the grey boxes back and everything.

I expect I am causing a problem with the universe or something, but at least it doesn't look like Usenet mail list from 2001

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:43 PM



That works!!

All Hail Kindltot!

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:46 PM (RIJlb)

378 at least it doesn't look like Usenet mail list from 2001
Posted by: Kindltot

no, it doesn't

Posted by: alt.miklos.net at September 18, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

379 Hub and I went to a restaurant here in town earlier this evening.

Not one mask, either on the customers or on the staff.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:47 PM (bgWIn)

380 Texas Law Enforcement Storm Border With Scores Of Vehicles, Secure Area After Biden Failed - _dailywire

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 10:47 PM (ijCso)

381 OK, what is working for me is I reset my computer calendar to the 17th.

I got the grey boxes back and everything.
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Ahhhhhhhhhh. What a relief!

Thankee, thankee...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 10:47 PM (fFtVH)

382 Skynet is self-aware now.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (4I/2K)


If it gets self conscious, then we can shame it into behaving

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:48 PM (ssx3L)

383

I'm still getting my refund, yes?

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:48 PM (RIJlb)

384 I still see gray boxes.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (bgWIn)


Are... are the gray boxes in the room with us right now?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:49 PM (P4LRL)

385 All Hail Kindltot!
Posted by: Zettai

All Hail Moronica!

https://tinyurl.com/ycckd3wp

Posted by: Miklos, neglected Sixth Stooge at September 18, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

386 Jesus christ dude, what the fuck was THAT? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

Sorry, I can't help but show my romantic side sometimes.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

387 I've traveled a lot lately (and yes I'm in a blue state)...and NO one is taking COVID mania seriously. Few masks. No social distancing. And there are PACKED venues. Oh, and people speaking foreign languages that just flew in from the other side of the world.

I guess there is just a critical mass of people that aren't leaving their houses and are glued to the TV 24-7?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 10:49 PM (DpkTQ)

388 *eyes hogmartin*

Oh yeah, gonna have fun making you dance next month.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:50 PM (bgWIn)

389 345 No one is going to think any less of you if get the vaxx when it's a matter of keeping your livelihood...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:34 PM (RIJlb)

.....

I don't know anyone here personally, so I can't say I would think more or less of anyone.

But in general, I do think if a person would sacrifice their religious convictions or deeply held principles for money, that it does diminish my opinion of their convictions.

America is in the shit-shape it is because Washington D.C., every state house, every county courthouse is full of people that routinely sacrifice their principles to keep their "job" as an elected official.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2021 10:50 PM (7F9te)

390 if you go to a red area, some have signs saying all should be masked but no one is, not even the cashiers. I am in a very blue area that used to be semi red, they strong armed us until we quit. But even here, 90 percent of stores don't reguire a mask. I am not going to where one, so if you require it, you require I don't frequent your business.

I say a two year old kid masked today. Like I always say, she should sue her teachers and look side eyed at her parents. In this case, she should sue her parents.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 10:51 PM (dIpnE)

391 You have to understand, I have always had gear that was one step below obsolete. Or so cutting edge that nothing works.

Safety first, or else, disable the safeties first. Whichever makes us go.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:51 PM (ssx3L)

392 ...Not one mask, either on the customers or on the staff.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:47 PM



I went to a concert three (3) weeks ago (Pitbull in Syracuse, Newyorkistan) -- 20,000 people and maybe two (2) masks!

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 10:51 PM (x3MEq)

393 I've read that even in NYC most restaurants are ignoring mask requirements/restrictions.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

394 I guess there is just a critical mass of people that aren't leaving their houses and are glued to the TV 24-7?

Twitter's core audience.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 10:53 PM (SchxB)

395 America is in the shit-shape it is because Washington D.C., every state house, every county courthouse is full of people that routinely sacrifice their principles to keep their "job" as an elected official.

Well, let's be honest the problem here is if one person refuses to bend the knee - they got destroyed individually.

So it is true, we are screwed until many people stand up. But...so far every every individual has paid a price and nothing has changed.

You need leaders and a movement to respond to things like this. And we barely have leaders...Trump and DeSantis and maybe Hawley and Paul...and no movement.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 10:55 PM (DpkTQ)

396 Masks 24/7/365. So, suck my own snot for a week and...

My sister is an aide in a school that is preschool through 1st grade. The kids are required to wear masks and she says that it is just as disgusting as you would expect.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

397 2
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 08:58 PM (Jr/F/)
===

Missed it by --><--

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 10:56 PM (EZebt)

398 Are... are the gray boxes in the room with us right now?
Posted by: hogmartin

*the lights go out*
*the spirit speaks*

*a shot rings out*

*the chick in the French Maid's outfit screams*

*Miklos quickly hands cash to that chick*

Posted by: Miklos, seen this seance bofore at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

399 Thanks mh you never forget to remember Jimi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (EZebt)

400 I only get take out so I'll wear the goddamn mask for a few minutes. Poor people working in a blazing hot hotdog joint I feel for.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (+ya+t)

401 284 I'm always amazed at how ragged Hendrix's amps looked. They weren't old enough to look like that, but there they are. I guess there weren't road cases back then.

I don't know how many people realize that the huge money didn't get near the artists til the 70s. In the 60s it was still outsider music no matter how well it sold and they had to create it themselves with limited budgets and technology, well everyone but the Beatles had to and Elvis, he had pile of cash. But usually the record company and the managers kept most of the money and the musicians got to not have day jobs and could buy fancy clothes. Kind of like pro sports in the 60s and back. Ever read "Boys Of Summer" or "Paper Lion"? If you weren't a major star, you had an off-season job and people who played well for ten years became construction workers or bartenders once they were too old to play anymore.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)

402 >>> 384 I still see gray boxes.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 18, 2021 10:45 PM (bgWIn)


Are... are the gray boxes in the room with us right now?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2021 10:49 PM (P4LRL)

*checks script*

Grey boxes, is there anything you would like to say?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (ACi07)

403 The people we kind of expected to speak up all supported what was going on.

When the rock ribbed conservatives and the LP joined the Dems in stating that racism was more important than lockdowns and mask mandates, that indicated there was no formal opposition to any of this.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2021 10:58 PM (ssx3L)

404 I only get take out
Posted by: d


I believe in the industry they refer to that as outcall service

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 10:58 PM (K3ZCc)

405 Missed it by -->
Posted by: San Franpsycho

*traditional guffaw*

Posted by: Ed McMiklosMahon at September 18, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Ugh. Can't take it ... Missy Hum and his ELCA flavored world view. Can't see the forest for the trees. I absolutely am convinced missy's from Minnesota and married into Wisconsin. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: Trolls are Terrible! at September 18, 2021 10:59 PM (/DrK1)

407 Masks 24/7/365. So, suck my own snot for a week and...

My sister is an aide in a school that is preschool through 1st grade. The kids are required to wear masks and she says that it is just as disgusting as you would expect.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

The only thing public schools were ever really good at was teaching people how to stand in line. The masking of children teaches them one thing, obedience. They will obey, or else.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)

408
Missed it by -->
Posted by: S



what is things said to explain surprise anal for $100?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2021 10:59 PM (K3ZCc)

409

Everyone who's been seeing the grey boxes all along has an insecure system (accepting expired certificates and all that...)

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:00 PM (RIJlb)

410 So it is true, we are screwed until many people stand up. But...so far every every individual has paid a price and nothing has changed.

I 100% agree with you. So you know there is a 'but' coming.

I don't think you remain loyal to your convictions because you expect it to lead to a sea-level change in the world.

You remain true to your convictions because they are your convictions, and that is especially true when you have to suffer for them.

Worshipping the Lord in a country full of people that share your ideology is not nearly so difficult as worshipping Him in a country where they will lop your head off for it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2021 11:00 PM (7F9te)

411 in stating that racism was more important than lockdowns and mask mandates

This one was the tell.

If you believe everything the left says, 5 "innocent" black people were killed by cops and 100K innocent black people were killed by covid.

And...yep the racism is the real threat out of those two.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 11:00 PM (DpkTQ)

412 Candlemass - Bewitched

https://youtu.be/h3LNi-aPXuc

I've posted this video before but fuck me this song is so bad ass.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)

413 Everyone who's been seeing the grey boxes all along has an insecure system (accepting expired certificates and all that...)
Posted by: Zettai

Our Solicitor, Dr. Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa QC, shall be in touch

Posted by: SecurityModalities (Nigeria) Ltd. at September 18, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

414

Everyone's run off to tighten the virtual screws on his system, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:04 PM (RIJlb)

415 Terrible list of songs from Rolling Stone

Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 18, 2021 11:04 PM (ts6Zs)

416
Everyone who's been seeing the grey boxes all along has an insecure system
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[strokes goatee thoughtfully]

*hmm, probably bottle-babies*

Posted by: S. Freud at September 18, 2021 11:05 PM (JioHo)

417
I was in a state park in Michigan once and saw a cactus growing. It was near Lake Michigan and there was sand all around, so maybe that accounted for it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)

-------

In Great Falls park, Potomac river near Washington DC, there are a number of rock islands with sand deposits here and there. There is a native prickly pear cactus that grows there.

There is also a dry area of Alberta around Kamloops, in the rain shadow of local mountains, where cactus can be found.

I found both of these somewhat surprising.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2021 11:05 PM (we7lu)

418 I guess there is just a critical mass of people that aren't leaving their houses and are glued to the TV 24-7?


Autum Blair digs up some potatoes. 30k views.
https://youtu.be/_pJft8H5FB0

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 11:05 PM (4I/2K)

419 >>> 412 Candlemass - Bewitched

https://youtu.be/h3LNi-aPXuc

I've posted this video before but fuck me this song is so bad ass.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)

They're Swedish. Aren't they all dead from the COVIDs now?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ACi07)

420 clothes. Kind of like pro sports in the 60s and back. Ever read "Boys Of Summer" or "Paper Lion"? If you weren't a major star, you had an off-season job and people who played well for ten years became construction workers or bartenders once they were too old to play anymore.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)

it has always been a spectacle. The spectacle matters if the country buys in. The NFL hasn't been as important as some think for very long. I recall when the NFL meant nothing in the South and the Redskins were the team people in the South rooted for.

But the NFL became larger than any other sport. Today they want to be as niche as the others, as long as only the right people are interested. The problem is lefties don't care about football That is why the NFL and other sports leagues are all in on fantasy football and sports betting. This is a culture based on the self. Most only care about a team based on how it impacts them personally.

It is the opposite of Redskins fans screaming "We want Dallas" and people from Buffalo giving all there weekends to support their team.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:06 PM (dIpnE)

421 Mayor Big Red Machine seems to be doing fine.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/474604/

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:06 PM (1Yy3c)

422 I 100% agree with you. So you know there is a 'but' coming.

Well, let me go back to a more central part of the argument. Individual, isolated people standing up to the governing class has not worked. Doing more of the same will lead to the same results.

Worshipping the Lord in a country full of people that share your ideology is not nearly so difficult as worshipping Him in a country where they will lop your head off for it.

The movie Silence - about Christians in the Tokugawa shogunate. One of the Christian characters keeps getting caught by the Japanese government and under threat of torture/execution renounces his faith. Others die instead, and one other character stays true, but only to himself. It is a interesting exploration of a terrible topic...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (DpkTQ)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (DpkTQ)

424 Good night, Horde. It's been a rough year for me. It's not getting any better.

Glad I have this place to hang out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

425

Hmmm, Sweden...


https://www.covid19insweden.com/en/

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (RIJlb)

426 The only thing public schools were ever really good at was teaching people how to stand in line. The masking of children teaches them one thing, obedience. They will obey, or else.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!!

Touche!

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (Foq6I)

427

Nice save, 18-1!

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:08 PM (RIJlb)

428 415 Terrible list of songs from Rolling Stone


I was going to look at it just to see if I could see if the usual critics choices had been jacked around to push leftism and wokie virtue signalling (on other mainstreamy music sites, guess what? Longtime critical darlings Eric Clapton and Van Morrison suddenly aren't that great anymore, lol) but like nearly every RS article that I have seen linked anywhere it's behind a paywall. Must be not making so much anymore

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 11:09 PM (3/XaG)

429 Everyone who's been seeing the grey boxes all along has an insecure system (accepting expired certificates and all that...)
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:00 PM (RIJlb)

Well, I'm not giving you my banking information, am I?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:09 PM (0ml47)

430 Hmmm, Sweden...



Schnitzengruben?

Posted by: Inga from Sveden at September 18, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

431 The only thing public schools were ever really good at was teaching people how to stand in line.

Don't forget about being punished when attacked by a bully. The imprinting and mind fvckery starts EARLY.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 11:11 PM (oaepv)

432

Well, the clock's rolled over to Sunday (19 SEP 21) here on the Beast Coast and all is still well with The Blog...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:12 PM (RIJlb)

433 Everyone who's been seeing the grey boxes all along has an insecure system (accepting expired certificates and all that...)
Posted by: Zettai

Jeebus!
The only reason anyone would want to hack individual puters anymore is to mine bitcoin. Think you could do that with this puter?
Any other information can be hacked wholesale at any government website..

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:12 PM (Foq6I)

434 I keep seeing on Golf boards losers commenting that the Ryder Cup is "just an exhibition". Man that pisses me off. Not that I care about what other care about, but it gets old when people say the old worn on BS over and over. Guess what, all pro sports are an exhibition.

The Ryder Cup is next week and it is easily the biggest event in pro golf sans The Masters. The Euros are raised to love it and live it. They want nothing more than to take down the Americans. The entire thing is nationalistic in a good way, some of those events have been the greatest moments in sports.

But you get these rando internet commenters who call it an exhibition thinking they said something new and interesting. Do they understand what pro sports means? They are all exhibitions, that they mattered once was based on our culture, a culture that is long gone.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:12 PM (dIpnE)

435 They're Swedish. Aren't they all dead from the COVIDs now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ACi07)

We're all dead. Hell couldn't absorb that many damned souls all at once so we're just left on earth to shamble along.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)

436 Jeebus!
The only reason anyone would want to hack individual puters anymore is to mine bitcoin. Think you could do that with this puter?
Any other information can be hacked wholesale at any government website..


Hey, let's not forget botnets for DDoS attacks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)

437 Losers call it an exhibition. Winners take it serious.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:14 PM (Foq6I)

438 The only thing public schools were ever really good at was teaching people how to stand in line. The masking of children teaches them one thing, obedience. They will obey, or else.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!!

Touche!

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:07 PM (Foq6I)

they used to tell us to sit Indian style. We did it but to be honest did we know what that meant? Was it dot or feather. I thought it was feather for some reason, but I was wrong.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:14 PM (dIpnE)

439 I browse AoS on my work computer. So no https with the self-signed certs for me. I have to use a browser that will let me say "http dammit not https". Sooo no big disruption of format for me; however tonight my gray boxes are actually a pink color instead of the normal gray.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 18, 2021 11:15 PM (pxVvf)

440 Hey, let's not forget botnets for DDoS attacks.

I Was A Teenage Botnet.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:15 PM (Foq6I)

441 There is also a dry area of Alberta around Kamloops, in the rain shadow of local mountains, where cactus can be found.

I found both of these somewhat surprising.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2021 11:05 PM (we7lu)

If Kamloops were in Alberta, it would be really surprising, since it's smack in the middle of British Columbia. And it's sagebrush country around there, for sure. Ponderosa pines, and sage brush. Nice, it is.

The only true desert in Canada is near the town of Osoyoos, straight south of Kamloops, and right on the border with Washington. A few square miles of land with low enough rainfall to qualify as desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:15 PM (0ml47)

442

If it connects to the innerwebz, it is a computer and, therefore, it is insecure...

Posted by: Gy Sgt Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:15 PM (lvJh6)

443 Hell couldn't absorb that many damned souls all at once so we're just left on earth to shamble along.

And all that murder and incest.

Well

*bright smile*

More tea? And there's more pie!

Posted by: the perfect Southern Hostess at September 18, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

444 I'd love to see a journalist, if we had any of those, ask various members of the governing elites what "mining bitcoin" means.

Maybe Hawley could answer. Biden would likely give you a side splitter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 11:16 PM (DpkTQ)

445 is it fall yet ?

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 18, 2021 11:16 PM (oSX/P)

446 But you get these rando internet commenters who call it an exhibition thinking they said something new and interesting. Do they understand what pro sports means? They are all exhibitions, that they mattered once was based on our culture, a culture that is long gone.
Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:12 PM (dIpnE)

"Exhibition" is a *big word* like the grown ups use!

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:17 PM (1Yy3c)

447 We're all dead. Hell couldn't absorb that many damned souls all at once so we're just left on earth to shamble along.

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Line from "Dawn of the Dead" - 1978

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

448 A few square miles of land with low enough rainfall to qualify as desert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

FUN FACT

A "Rain Forest" area is not classified according to the amount of rain

Posted by: Miklos, mentioning Yucatan por exemplo at September 18, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

449 I'd love to see a journalist, if we had any of those, ask various members of the governing elites what "mining bitcoin" means.

Maybe Hawley could answer. Biden would likely give you a side splitter.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2021 11:16 PM (DpkTQ)

Bitcoin is just digital splooge from computers that have been trained to jerk off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:18 PM (0ml47)

450 Anthrax - Earth On Hell

https://youtu.be/KSNErUJAYlg

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (1Yy3c)

451

Tuesday next is the last day of astronomical summer...

Posted by: Gy Sgt Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (lvJh6)

452 Bitcoin is just digital splooge from computers that have been trained to jerk off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If'n I were coherent, that might be profound.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (Foq6I)

453 A "Rain Forest" area is not classified according to the amount of rain
Posted by: Miklos, mentioning Yucatan por exemplo at September 18, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

Parts of the British Columbia coast are classified as rain forest. It rains there, a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (0ml47)

454 Bitcoin is just digital splooge from computers that have been trained to jerk off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

So

BitPornHub

Posted by: Miklos, abbrevimating at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

455 My preppackage contains a lot of peanut butter. No sugar-added peanut butter. A lot of it. Nuts, and for this purpose includes the legume called "peanut" are a calorie-dense food. Replace most of the carbs with protein and fat. When TSHTF, you either won't need the carbs or you'll burn off the fat.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

456 If'n I were coherent, that might be profound.
Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:20 PM (Foq6I)

But it's true, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:21 PM (0ml47)

457 I always heard that the Seattle area was a temperate rain forest. Did I hear wrong?

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:21 PM (Foq6I)

458 Well well .. changing the date back brings the gray boxes back.

Gray. Not "Grey".

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 11:22 PM (oaepv)

459 Parts of the British Columbia coast are classified as rain forest. It rains there, a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You mean METRIC rain forest

Posted by: Miklous, using the Brit/Canadian spellinge at September 18, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

460 Line from "Dawn of the Dead" - 1978

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:17 PM



Also, the slug line from the infamous site, Rotten. com...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:23 PM (lvJh6)

461 But does your peanut butter preppack also have jelly?

Peanut butter needs jelly.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:23 PM (1Yy3c)

462 But does your peanut butter preppack also have jelly?

Peanut butter needs jelly.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:23 PM (1Yy3c)

Must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like dat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (0ml47)

463 But it's true, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

To answer is to imply I'm coherent. I'm not THAT drunk!

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (Foq6I)

464 I saw Digital Splooge open for RazzMaTazz at Roanoke in '81.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (4I/2K)

465

In many former and current Commonwealth nations, it's spelt "grey"...

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (lvJh6)

466 Gray. Not "Grey".

Please make a note of it.
Posted by: Common Tater

The boxes are going out all over the ONT.

We shall not see them reboxed in this tread's lifetime.

Posted by: Sir Edward Grey at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

467 Remember that commercial for Polaner All Fruit?

"Wouldja please pass the jelly?"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 18, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

468 In many former and current Commonwealth nations, it's spelt "grey"...
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:24 PM (lvJh6)

I have always used "gray" for the color, and "Grey" for the surname. Don't know if there is any basis for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:26 PM (0ml47)

469 I always heard that the Seattle area was a temperate rain forest. Did I hear wrong?
------------
No it is. Beautiful.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 11:27 PM (+ya+t)

470 Bill Melugin FOXLA
BREAKING: I am absolutely stunned by what I'm witnessing right now. We are on a boat in the Rio Grande near the Del Rio international bridge and we are watching as masses of hundreds of migrants walk across the river from Mexico and stream into the US illegally.

https://is.gd/nYyH2G

9:11 AM · Sep 18, 2021

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:27 PM (ijCso)

471 The cheap bastards use Canola instead of peanut oil in a lot of peanut butter. It oxidizes, and starts to smell (and taste) like varnish, or paint. Because that's what it is, basically. This can happenin as little as a year, even unopened. I keep the jars in the fridge, think this helps. Yes I've stocked up a little bit on food staples for a long time so I've learned these things. And peanut butter is good stuff for stockpiling.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 11:27 PM (oaepv)

472 "Grey" for the surname. Don't know if there is any basis for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:26 PM



Sometimes the surname is spelt "Gray"...

Posted by: Col. Wilma Deering at September 18, 2021 11:28 PM (lvJh6)

473 In many former and current Commonwealth nations, it's spelt "grey"...
Posted by: Zettai

Among traditional grain farmers, "spelt" is spelt "spelt"

Posted by: Not Very Keto Miklos at September 18, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

474 Yes I've stocked up a little bit on food staples for a long time so I've learned these things. And peanut butter is good stuff for stockpiling.
Posted by: Common Tater

My wife makes cashew butter with a Ninja Food Processor.
Hell, buy roasted nuts, and make your own. It amazes me what goes into "food" nowadays.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:30 PM (Foq6I)

475 I remember it like this.

Gray is a color.

Jean Grey is an X-Man.

Did I ever tell you people I'm a hopeless dork?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:31 PM (1Yy3c)

476 Anybody who has been paying attention has known for years and years that when the time was right the Democrats would initiate or at the very minimum allow a "bum rush" through the southern border. Be prepared, any number of things could happen. Could see millions flood across the border in a matter of weeks. This is what they want. A collapse of the existing order. A lot of younger and not so younger have been agitating for a collapse of the system (because they are fucking idiots). They think somehow it won't affect them, or in some cases they have a death wish.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2021 11:31 PM (oaepv)

477 Canola=rapeseed

Mahi mahi=dolphin

Chilean sea bass=Patagonian toothfish

President Joseph Biden=paste eater

Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at September 18, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

478 Well, all the welding is now done on my dune buggy floor pan, and I have one and a half coats of paint on it. Welded the jacking points on this morning, and touched up a few cracked seams.

Got out a quart of Gemplers rust-converting primer, and brushed a coat on both top and bottom. Was initially going to treat only the actual rusty areas (just surface rust) but it went on so easily, I just did it all. Took only a pint or so.

Went and worked on another car for several hours, and the rust converter had dried well, so I got out a can of black Tremclad and did the top surface with that. Ran out of paint with about 2.5 square feet left to cover. One more quart, and it's done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:32 PM (0ml47)

479 OMD>OED

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:33 PM (Foq6I)

480 Went and worked on another car for several hours, and the rust converter had dried well, so I got out a can of black Tremclad and did the top surface with that. Ran out of paint with about 2.5 square feet left to cover. One more quart, and it's done.

You going to drag that thing down here and hit the dunes outside Yuma this winter?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:34 PM (SchxB)

481 https://tinyurl.com/eddppx5m

if anyone missed this, they missed an epic moment in sports. There have been so many amazing Ryder Cup moments. There is a reason so many late night hosts have asked to have wining Ryder Cupper's on the show. If you look back over the years, there have been some amazing moments that can't really be described here. Check out The War by the Shore and Brookline. But there are also many years where the Euros broke through and to be honest I have never seen anyone celebrate in that way.

if It is new to you I can understand it being something odd and apart. But I promise, a lot of people live and die bye this. The Euros in particular, the Americans are just trying to avoid another defeat.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:35 PM (dIpnE)

482 One more quart, and it's done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


that's what I tell the girls

Posted by: Miklos, neding to what the Waffle people are up to (bass tournament this weekend) at September 18, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

483

Kiwi Fruit = Chinese Gooseberry

Posted by: Col. Wilma Deering at September 18, 2021 11:35 PM (CcC3I)

484 Fast Times at Ridgemont High is 40 years old.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

That means the red bikini is 53 plus or minus 5 years old.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2021 11:35 PM (qyH+l)

485 Radio Controlled car at dog park

https://is.gd/CrvmBn

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:35 PM (ijCso)

486 You going to drag that thing down here and hit the dunes outside Yuma this winter?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:34 PM (SchxB)

a) if I get it finished

b) if I can cross the damned border

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:36 PM (0ml47)

487 Alberta Oil Peon
-----------
I hope you continue with updates on your projects. You make me feel like a lazy piece of shit but I don't mind.

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2021 11:36 PM (+ya+t)

488 OMD>OED
Posted by: MkY

An OMD and Gap Band mashup would be cool

Posted by: Miklos, thinking you know what I'm thinking at September 18, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

489

Radio-controlled dog at car park > radio-controlled car at dog park

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:37 PM (CcC3I)

490 Admire your persistence, AOP.
I've never done a restoration, but intend to this winter, when I take apart my Allis B. Cracked block. The engine is part of the frame, so it's a big deal, and have to calculate where it all goes down, so to speak.
Have to have lift at two points. And have access. And room to leave it for a while. I can do two of those three several places. Only in a pole barn can I do all three. Winter, though.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2021 11:38 PM (Foq6I)

491 Anybody else laughing at the pantywaist "security" at today's "rally" in DC? Full riot gear, and there were more presstitutes than anybody else.

I'm sure SanFranNan was quaking in her boots. AOC was under her desk, and don't get me started on the crying DC Kapitol Kops.


Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2021 09:41 PM (SDdx5)

And about half were feds, undercover. Including one who was busted by Nanzi's Schuttzstaffel for being armed.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2021 11:39 PM (qyH+l)

492


b) if I can cross the damned border
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Tell them you're Mexican.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 11:40 PM (3fR4G)

493 Canola=rapeseed

Mahi mahi=dolphin

Chilean sea bass=Patagonian toothfish

President Joseph Biden=paste eater
Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at September 18, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

Heh. Canola is actually a particular cultivar of rapeseed that was bred by good old-fashioned Burbank-style cross-breeding to produce an oilseed that has little or no erucic acid, which would make the oil unpalatable or even toxic.

The area around the town of Bonnyville in northern Alberta used to bill itself as "The Land of Rape and Honey". For some obscure reason, that did not focus-group well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:40 PM (0ml47)

494

*wonders what AOP is top off the dune buggy with: Quad 50? Twin 40mm Bofors? GAU-8/A?

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:41 PM (CcC3I)

495 Radio-controlled dog at car park > radio-controlled car at dog park

Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:37 PM (CcC3I)
----

ooops

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:42 PM (ijCso)

496 Tell them you're Mexican.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 11:40 PM (3fR4G)

Imma bum a can of Kiwi shoe polish off Trudeau, and become a Haitian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:42 PM (0ml47)

497 The area around the town of Bonnyville in northern Alberta used to bill itself as "The Land of Rape and Honey". For some obscure reason, that did not focus-group well.

Sounds more appropriate for Hollywood. Well, the "Land of Rape" part, anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

498 *wonders what AOP is top off the dune buggy with: Quad 50? Twin 40mm Bofors? GAU-8/A?
Posted by: Zettai at September 18, 2021 11:41 PM (CcC3I)

Go for the gusto: Davy Crockett.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:43 PM (0ml47)

499 Tell them you're Mexican.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2021 11:40 PM (3fR4G)

Imma bum a can of Kiwi shoe polish off Trudeau, and become a Haitian.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:42 PM (0ml47)

Sheit, if you did that I'd let you crash at my place.

I'll leave the key under the door. Help yourself to whatever is in the fridge (that isn't moving on its own).

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:44 PM (1Yy3c)

500 Go for the gusto: Davy Crockett.

Fusing the dunes would make them move less.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 18, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)

501 Imma bum a can of Kiwi shoe polish off Trudeau, and become a Haitian.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:42 PM (0ml47)

Watch Silver Streak for how to pass through the checkpoint in disguise with ease.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 18, 2021 11:45 PM (4I/2K)

502 SpaceX's first civilian crew has successfully returned to Earth after three days in space. _DM

Yup, biden said, Elon, I don't know if I'm going to give you the contract.

Elon responds, It doesn't matter, I'm going anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:47 PM (ijCso)

503 Radio-controlled dog at car park > radio-controlled car at dog park
Posted by: Zettai

Dog-controlled cars at car park

Posted by: Miklos, re-imagining (as the kids say) at September 18, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

504
if I can cross the damned border
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
Tell them you're Mexican.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Albino Haitian

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2021 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

505 "The Land of Rape and Honey". For some obscure reason, that did not focus-group well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Why not?...

Sorry

I read that as "ficus group"

Posted by: H. Weinstein (D) at September 18, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

506 Rep. Elise Stefanik paid for Facebook ads pushing 'great replacement theory,' which claims white people are replaced by migrants [illegal aliens].

She was ripped by her hometown paper. _DM
-------

I like Elise, she know what she thinks and so far can't be bought.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:51 PM (ijCso)

507
497 The area around the town of Bonnyville in northern Alberta used to bill itself as "The Land of Rape and Honey". For some obscure reason, that did not focus-group well.

Title of a Ministry album IIRC

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2021 11:52 PM (II3Gr)

508 Fuck me...the time...my eyelids...sleep...overtakes me...night....you buncha degenerates...

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 18, 2021 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)

509 Zebulon Simantov, the last Jew in Afghanistan has changed his mind. He's leaving for America with a rescue team.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:53 PM (ijCso)

510 Title of a Ministry album IIRC
Posted by: Insomniac

Counsel's point is taken.

Please continue.

Posted by: Dredd Judge Miklos at September 18, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

511 i remember an old saw where the idea was the difference between America and Third World Countries is we pointed out rifles outward. The Third World countries pointed their rifles inward because their enemies were domestic. That has always been a dividing line with this country. Those that think their enemies are domestic are the ones that should not be questioned twice,but three times.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2021 11:57 PM (dIpnE)

512 Those that think their enemies are domestic are the ones that should not be questioned twice,but three times.
Posted by: Quint

*quickly checks who won the World Series*

Posted by: Miklos, in civilian clothing at September 18, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

513 How Iran's top nuclear scientist was assassinated by a killer robot machine gun with AI that allowed sniper 1'000 miles away to fire 15 bullets after disguised spy car had pinpointed his location

https://is.gd/nUmqUl

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:59 PM (ijCso)

514 Zebulon Simantov, the last Jew in Afghanistan has changed his mind. He's leaving for America with a rescue team.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2021 11:53 PM (ijCso)

He might be the only "refugee" from Afstan that is worth a shit, unless some Christians also got out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2021 11:59 PM (0ml47)

515 In England it is grey with an E. In America it is gray with an A.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2021 12:00 AM (ybIRR)

516

Whoa! I've just discovered that I can scale The Blog's margins on the screen by grabbing annd dragging the lower riight-hand corner of the comments box...

Posted by: Zettai at September 19, 2021 12:00 AM (6xS+p)

517 I remember a guy that had to be on the parade ground but he forgot his socks. He imnprovised with Kiwi shoe polish. The guy should have had a brevet promotion right there. He was one of the best,no,check that,he was the best. I am sorry I lost tough with him.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 12:00 AM (dIpnE)

518 I call canola oil 'propane' look up how they process it from crushed seed

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at September 19, 2021 12:02 AM (K5YXy)

519 Could you drive the buggy across then walk back (taxi?) and get your Suburban?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:02 AM (ijCso)

520 Did Dorian Gray drink Earl Grey tea?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (63Dwl)

521 Could you drive the buggy across then walk back (taxi?) and get your Suburban?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:02 AM (ijCso)

1400 miles is a long walk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (0ml47)

522 I almost feel like today proved without a shadow of a doubt how incompetent the FBI is. If for weeks everyone, including the President, says that a protest is an FBI setup, you would think the people at the FBI would pull thier guys back to make sure all those claims of a setup can't be proven true. But instead they not only stood out, but the morons at the FBI didn't event work with thier fellow conspirators, the Capitol police, to keep thier undercover agents from being outed right in front of the media.

It would almost be hilarious if these idiots weren't also blood thitsty commies looking to destroy ther country.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (ogy8R)

523 Mahi Mahi is not dolphin. It's "dolphin fish", a fish, not a dolphin.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

524 I am Grey.
I stand between the Candle and the Star.

We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light

Posted by: Satai Daleen at September 19, 2021 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

525 Did Dorian Gray drink Earl Grey tea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Pinky lifter

Posted by: Marquess of Queensbury at September 19, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

526 Just a quick note: Go Australia!

Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 19, 2021 12:11 AM (2SdPm)

527 I call canola oil 'propane' look up how they process it from crushed seed
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at September 19, 2021 12:02 AM (K5YXy)

Propane is a good solvent. And is used as propellant in many aerosol cans for stuff that humans might consume. Basically non-toxic. If you inhale enough, you might get a buzz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:11 AM (0ml47)

528 Mahi Mahi is not dolphin. It's "dolphin fish", a fish, not a dolphin.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

dolphin is weird. people freak out about dolphin but I think they are thinking about a porpoise. There is a game fish called a Dolphin that I think few worry about other than game fisherman.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 12:12 AM (dIpnE)

529 Fuck joe bIden....

That is all.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 19, 2021 12:13 AM (0OmEj)

530 Mahi Mahi is not dolphin. It's "dolphin fish", a fish, not a dolphin.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

Miklos did that on porpoise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:13 AM (0ml47)

531 Bottle Nose!

Posted by: Hare lip at September 19, 2021 12:13 AM (63Dwl)

532 513 How Iran's top nuclear scientist was assassinated by a killer robot machine gun with AI that allowed sniper 1'000 miles away to fire 15 bullets after disguised spy car had pinpointed his location

What, no space lasers?

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2021 12:13 AM (jIeMQ)

533 It was a fluke.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 19, 2021 12:14 AM (0OmEj)

534
I just stumbled across this, one of the greatest comebacks in football, high school. It was Gorman HS in Vegas vs Hamilton, an Arizona HS team. Gorman is ranked 7th in the nation, Hamilton while not bad, nowhere near.

The score is 24-7 Gorman with 70 seconds left in the 4th quarter. Hamilton kicks a field goal. Watch what happens:

https://twitter.com/dannykanell/status
/1439190113163087872

Hamilton wins 25 - 24.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)

535 Mahi Mahi is not dolphin. It's "dolphin fish", a fish, not a dolphin.
Posted by: SFGoth

Have that one arrested. Do it now.

Posted by: the Dauphin and future King, with imperfect English at September 19, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

536 sheesh That tree, the General Sherman(how long before the left try to pull it down because of it's name?) is 3500 frikkin years old...how many hundreds of fires has seen already? The cones from Giant Sequoias NEED fire to even open and release seeds.

Posted by: TJ Strong at September 19, 2021 12:15 AM (uAI4S)

537 Video, drunk Karen rages:

https://is.gd/wRXCSG

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:16 AM (ijCso)

538 What, no space lasers?
Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2021 12:13 AM (jIeMQ)

That Nissan pickup truck in the DM story has a very 1980's look to it. Turd World gets all the real cool stuff from Japan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:16 AM (0ml47)

539
1400 miles is a long walk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:09 AM (0ml47)
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Trailer it to a convenient spot, park. drive the buggy across then take a taxi a few blocks across where you parked the Sub.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:18 AM (ijCso)

540 Trailer it to a convenient spot, park. drive the buggy across then take a taxi a few blocks across where you parked the Sub.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:18 AM (ijCso)

Trailer it to where? I am in Alberta. It's 1400 miles to PHX from here, give or take a few. I can't drive it to Mexico.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:21 AM (0ml47)

541 That Nissan pickup truck in the DM story has a very 1980's look to it. Turd World gets all the real cool stuff from Japan.

I'd argue it has more of a 1960s home market Japanese look...

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2021 12:21 AM (jIeMQ)

542 Europe has Toyota diesels. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:21 AM (ijCso)

543 Hamilton wins 25 - 24.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

This is at least a good 500 miles inside sovereign HOLY FUCK territory

Posted by: Coach Miklos Broyles, to be Frank at September 19, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

544 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Jeez! Use tinyurl. It takes less time than trying to circumvent the space constraints.

Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2021 12:23 AM (Foq6I)

545 I'd argue it has more of a 1960s home market Japanese look...
Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2021 12:21 AM (jIeMQ)

You might be right, there. My '81 Datsun had rectangular quad headlights. But it was built for the North American market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:23 AM (0ml47)

546 I'm being difficult.
Trailer it to the border.
Park the Sub and drive the buggy across. Park it.
Take a taxi back across the border, get in the Sub and drive it across the border.
Then load the buggy on the trailer and drive to Phoenix.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:24 AM (ijCso)

547 I've been following this story about some girl that got lost camping, and I'm about to suspect the boyfriend might know more than he says he does.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 19, 2021 12:25 AM (buTO7)

548 sheesh That tree, the General Sherman(how long before the left try to pull it down because of it's name?) is 3500 frikkin years old...how many hundreds of fires has seen already? The cones from Giant Sequoias NEED fire to even open and release seeds.

Posted by: TJ Strong at September 19, 2021 12:15 AM (uAI4S)

General Sherman should be cancelled and so should Sequoias. I mean really,which is worse? aS i read just a few days ago,many Millennials can't get their heads wrapped around people that came before. My guess is as a group,they should not study history. It would be so unempowering.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 12:25 AM (dIpnE)

549 I need some ice cream.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:26 AM (ijCso)

550 California can protect a tree that doesn't need protecting, but can't save a town that does.
But how bout that guvner? eh?

Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2021 12:27 AM (Foq6I)

551 Europe has Toyota diesels. iirc
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:21 AM (ijCso)

So does everyone else, except North America. Diesel Toyotas, and Diesel Nissans were sold in Canada and the USA for a very few years, and then dropped for emissions reasons.

My sister has a 2000 Toyota Diesel 4Runner at her property in Nicaragua. I have driven it, and it goes like stink. Three liters, with a turbo. Nice rig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:27 AM (0ml47)

552 Hamilton wins 25 - 24.

Thanks for posting that. My son graduated from Hamilton.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 19, 2021 12:29 AM (SchxB)

553 "Fire! I'll take you to learn. Fire! I'll take you to burn! I'll see ya burn. (Da da da da)" "Fire Song" - Crazy World of Arthur Brown. Fantastic stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:30 AM (KAi1n)

554 I'm being difficult.
Trailer it to the border.
Park the Sub and drive the buggy across. Park it.
Take a taxi back across the border, get in the Sub and drive it across the border.
Then load the buggy on the trailer and drive to Phoenix.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:24 AM (ijCso)

It's me that can't cross the border right now, vaxxed or unvaxxed. No "non-essential" travel for entering the USA. The vehicles are no problem. I have crossed before with a car on a trailer. No problem at all, if all the paperwork is legit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:30 AM (0ml47)

555 I need some ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard

Der Bidenfuhrer has sole control of strategic ice cream reserves, and has left strict orders not to be awakened.

Posted by: Feldmarschall von Miklos at September 19, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

556 I heard Colonial Williamsburg is going to do a stint on lesbianism in colonial times. They already changed the name for the annual pass from "Patriot's Pass" to annual pass. My guess is Colonial Williamsburg gets so woke the Brits win this thing in the end.

AS THE LEFT takes overt\ the NFL and colonial Williamsburg, theywil still wonder where they are supposed to draw their fans from.

It is like when the left defended the Ditzy Chicks. It was only going to happen for a short while.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 12:32 AM (dIpnE)

557 Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 12:25 AM (dIpnE)

Not only does the Gen Sherman tree already have scars from past fires....

But it IS stupidly enough, surrounded by WOODEN WALKWAYS..... even though there is no brush near it.

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2021 12:32 AM (oHd/0)

558 But it IS stupidly enough, surrounded by WOODEN WALKWAYS..... even though there is no brush near it.

/facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2021 12:32 AM (oHd/0)

Stay On The Walkways! You might crush a banana slug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:34 AM (0ml47)

559 Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 18, 2021 09:21 PM

If you are considering a BABY kitteh, you might want to get two. Sometimes a single kitten grows up into a Solitary Attack Cat.

I've seen it happen.

Posted by: KT at September 19, 2021 12:36 AM (0ghg2)

560 >>>It's me that can't cross the border right now, vaxxed or unvaxxed. No "non-essential" travel for entering the USA. The vehicles are no problem. I have crossed before with a car on a trailer. No problem at all, if all the paperwork is legit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:30 AM (0ml47)
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Sorry about that. Is it our idiot's or your idiot's dictate?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:37 AM (ijCso)

561 The day I saw the General Sherman tree they were kicking out some people trying to dig up dirt around the base of the tree because their cult thought it was holy dirt. So we have people actively trying to kill it as far back as the 80's.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 19, 2021 12:38 AM (buTO7)

562 "But I'm just another hysterical female, so he thinks he will just bully me into submission and I will quit. Not gonna happen, Skippy."

10inAK

It's unclear whether you are a hysterical female he can't bully into submission or you are not a hysterical female.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:38 AM (KAi1n)

563 It's unclear whether you are a hysterical female he can't bully into submission or you are not a hysterical female.
Posted by: SFGoth

so

phrasing

Posted by: Miklos thought phrasing was an opt-in situation at September 19, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

564 If you are considering a BABY kitteh, you might want to get two. Sometimes a single kitten grows up into a Solitary Attack Cat.

I've seen it happen.
Posted by: K

Concur. We brought two litter mate cats into this house. Let one go (he got the perfect job. Repopulating a barn with cats), and his poor little litter mate is still trying to make friends with our xenophobic 3 year old.

Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2021 12:41 AM (Foq6I)

565 Sorry about that. Is it our idiot's or your idiot's dictate?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:37 AM (ijCso)

Your idiot's. Biden, or his paymasters. Our idiot has allowed "vaccinated" Americans to enter Canada by road, AFAIK. And Americans in transit to Alaska can enter, I think, regardless of vax status, but they have to proceed directly to Alaska, with a time limit of a couple of days. I think there is a treaty that governs that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:42 AM (0ml47)

566 I think there is a treaty that governs that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

C'mon!! What's a treaty, really, when both countries are stacking up bodies like cordwood?

Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2021 12:44 AM (Foq6I)

567 Well, getting close enough to midnight, that I might as well hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2021 12:45 AM (0ml47)

568 Canadians can't come to America but

https://is.gd/zpwwdi

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:45 AM (ijCso)

569
The Mossad is good:

https://tinyurl.com/484n9346

If you can believe that, the Mossad whacked Iran's top nuke scientist with a remote controlled robot gun hidden in a pickup truck. The pickup was rigged with explosives to destroy the evidence once the hit was done, but Iran still found enough pieces. They made the claim that a "Jew robot" killed him, which was laughed at.

But indeed, it looks a Mossad robot gun did kill the fucker.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)

570 MLB moves bat production company from United States to China

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:49 AM (ijCso)

571 Mossad has always been into the fancy toys. Though sometimes they do just sneak up behind someone and cap their ass, as Zombie Gerald Bull can attest to.

Posted by: CppThis at September 19, 2021 12:49 AM (UewuT)

572 The Ditzy Slits were especially odious. They totally nuked their careers simply by being stupid. Just shut the fuck up and play.

Nobody wants to hear your dumb ass opinion on plastics in the ocean or whatever phony balogna bullshit is the order of the day.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2021 12:51 AM (gBShP)

573 Oh, and the glorious irony of California struggling to protect from fire a tree named after a guy most famous for setting Georgia on fire is not lost on me.

Posted by: CppThis at September 19, 2021 12:51 AM (UewuT)

574 Gerald Bull, somebody in the west, Israel? should have given him a contract.

All he wanted to do was shot the moon.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:52 AM (ijCso)

575 They made the claim that a "Jew robot" killed him, which was laughed at.

Shouldn't have been laughed at. They had to use an angle grinder to circumcise the darn thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 19, 2021 12:54 AM (SchxB)

576 chute
schute
shoot

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:54 AM (ijCso)

577 If you are considering a BABY kitteh, you might want to get two. Sometimes a single kitten grows up into a Solitary Attack Cat.

I've seen it happen.
Posted by: KT

They also need friends of their own kind and someone to be with when you're not around or doing other things. If you're going kitten, get 2 (or more!)

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:56 AM (KAi1n)

578 assassinated Iranian nuke scientist charged with finding a way to obliterate Israel loved poetry, family, going for country drives _NYT

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:56 AM (ijCso)

579 I got lucky with my 2nd cat, Dorkie Dork (RIP). She was feral runt for years who wouldn't come near me until one day out of stark hunger and after I rubbed her head, she became the sweetest, friendliest, loviest kitteh the world has ever seen.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

580 At least two (2) major issues - terrorists, and infectious disease pandemics - any government that wishes to be taken seriously has to realize that allowing a wide open border and millions of unvetted and unvaccinated to cross year after year unimpeded means the natives know your sorry fucking ass is completely and utterlyfull of shit and you are not to be trusted. Ever.

If they were genuinely serious about either the border would be closed off so tight it would be unreal.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2021 12:58 AM (gBShP)

581 Smelly Trickster;
Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board announced this week it would begin rationing a list of popular liquor labels.

Due to sustained supply chain disruptions and product shortages purchase limits...
_Epoch Times

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:59 AM (ijCso)

582
Yes, it's best for a kitten to have a playmate of his own kind. This allows them to play and learn properly. A lone kitten will try to play with you, and he will get rough. Sometimes it will work out, but it's best two have two.

Miley and I got two kittens a few months ago, who are now pushing 6 months old. We had planned to get only one, but took two there at the last. It was clear that one of the kittens freaked out when alone. The other kitten wasn't so bad about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

583 Mostly lurking tonight...
Love you guys, though...
Especially looking at you, Miklos.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2021 01:00 AM (UY/aS)

584 574 Gerald Bull, somebody in the west, Israel? should have given him a contract.

All he wanted to do was shot the moon.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 12:52 AM (ijCso)


Yeah, his is a really fascinating story. Sad that it ended the way it did. IIRC investigators still think that in addition to Mossad there's a dozen or so intelligence frenz all around the world that had reason to want him dead...all for, as you say, wanting to go into space.

Posted by: CppThis at September 19, 2021 01:01 AM (UewuT)

585 I saw Plastics in the Ocean open for Whatever Phony Balogna Bullshit at the Order of the Day club.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 01:02 AM (KAi1n)

586 Sometimes it will work out, but it's best two have two.

So ... I need to get four Kittens. Got it. Seems like a lot, but you guys should know best. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2021 01:03 AM (gBShP)

587
Due to sustained supply chain disruptions and product shortages purchase limits...
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard
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Our little dog's prescription diet food is being rationed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:03 AM (CTJwJ)

588 Witching hour is here and tomorrow will be here too soon. Good evening.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2021 01:03 AM (ijCso)

589 581 Smelly Trickster;
Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board announced this week it would begin rationing a list of popular liquor labels.

There's a shortage of labels? Can't they just be printed out? How hard is that?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

590 I second the two-cat recommendation. One by itself will be lonely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:05 AM (CTJwJ)

591 I've noticed there's a shortage of Fancy Feast. It's not for me.... The Pretty Girl loves her some shredded and grilled stuff. The pate, not so much.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 01:05 AM (KAi1n)

592 I saw Plastics in the Ocean open for Whatever Phony Balogna Bullshit at the Order of the Day club.
Posted by: SFGoth


https://tinyurl.com/338f86up

Posted by: Plastique Mikleuse at September 19, 2021 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

593 I've noticed there's a shortage of Fancy Feast. It's not for me.... The Pretty Girl loves her some shredded and grilled stuff. The pate, not so much.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Very short. Shelves here are always nearly empty. It's interesting, in a way. If you'd like to know what cats don't like, look at what's remaining on the shelf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:10 AM (1vynn)

594 What did dogs and cats eat before dog and cat food?

Posted by: Miklos, noting that paprika is a relatively recent arrival in Hungarian cuisine at September 19, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

595 What did dogs and cats eat before dog and cat food?

Posted by: Miklos
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Slops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:12 AM (1vynn)

596 Yeah, those with pets need to stockpile quality ingredients and supplies for their animals.

I looked into it when I started thinking seriously about a dog. The problem is the manufacturers offshore production, or buy the precursor ingredients offshore. Wheat flour or protein powders can be adulterated and kill them, it's happened before.

Even Rawhide chew toys from you know where were found to be poisonous or contaminated. Maybe make friends with a butcher or beef farmer/rancher. Only wholesome U.S.A. grown food for family. Animal or otherwise. They are sneaking all kinds of that shit in our food. God only knows what's in it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2021 01:13 AM (gBShP)

597 Slops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

We kept those for the hogs.

Posted by: Miklos, who learned the art and science of hog feeding at an early age at September 19, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

598 What did dogs and cats eat before dog and cat food?

Posted by: Miklos

Commies!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)

599 What did dogs and cats eat before dog and cat food?

Posted by: Miklos

Commies!
Posted by: SFGoth

Good kitty, and who's a good boy

Posted by: Miklos, with a pleasant kind of a smile at September 19, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

600 I support the sartorial rights of hula hoop girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2021 01:20 AM (VxC1e)

601 When our old doggy was having stomach issue/vomiting, vet recommended plain white rice (cooked, of course) and boiled chicken instead of "dogfood".

She loved it! Well, I had to pour the chicken-water over her rice before she'd eat it, but it worked.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:25 AM (dB4Iz)

602 I support the sartorial rights of hula hoop girl.
Posted by: Cicero

With diablo cake and wii

Posted by: Miklos, who has seen nice things here at September 19, 2021 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

603 Lots of empty shelves at the local grocery stores here. Partly due to lots of LA residents coming over to MS from Nawlins, but supplies were already spotty before the hurricanes. I managed to buy a couple hundred bucks worth of nonperishable items to add to the pantry.

On the brighter side, the Space X space tourists are safely back on Earth after a flawless mission. The era of civilian spaceflight has finally arrived. That's a big f*cking deal, and the real deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2021 01:29 AM (F0YaR)

604 On the brighter side, the Space X space tourists are safely back on Earth after a flawless mission. The era of civilian spaceflight has finally arrived. That's a big f*cking deal, and the real deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2021 01:29 AM (F0YaR) get me out of here. Dixie or the third moon. Can we vote to send others?

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 01:33 AM (acsaG)

605 The era of civilian spaceflight has finally arrived. That's a big f*cking deal, and the real deal.
Posted by: GnuBreed

BREAKING

CDC bans space flights, and flights of fancy

"Out of an abundance of Caution"

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 19, 2021 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

606 Sad, reading about the empty shelves!

Was thinking several weeks ago: "Finally, our store shelves are looking better-stocked. We must be getting past the BS."

Lysol Spray and bleach were finally back in stock. There were no more limits on paper products. The mysterious empty shelves had mostly filled in.

Can't have THAT, right? Ugh. Back to rationing...

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:36 AM (dB4Iz)

607 When our old doggy was having stomach issue/vomiting, vet recommended plain white rice (cooked, of course) and boiled chicken instead of "dogfood".

She loved it! Well, I had to pour the chicken-water over her rice before she'd eat it, but it worked.
Posted by: JQ
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Our little dog is aged. A year and a half ago, she was treated for an injured leg. The meds caused pancreatitus. As I said, she's quite old. I thought sure that we were going to lose her. She stopped eating.

At any rate, I began a diet of primarily lean baked chicken, white rice (cooked in low sodium chicken broth) , and a modicum of green beans, just a *touch* of Gerber chicken baby food (for flavor). Had to hand feed her for two months. I gradually introduced some Hill's I/D canned food. She came around.

She's lately been through another bout of trouble, and is now getting mostly the chicken/rice/bean diet. Once a week I bake chicken and cook rice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:36 AM (l0Lgi)

608 You could never be a reporter. You provided a description of the perps.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 18, 2021 09:18

I think you can provide a description, as long as it includes hate-filled white nationalist. Is that right, aren't white nationalists supposed to be hate-filled?

Don't really know as I don't know any of the said white nationalists. Maybe the IC can tell us since they seem to know of many that are serious threats. Wait, they seem to know each other well...*light bulb goes on above head*.

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2021 01:36 AM (55Qr6)

609 Gnu Breed. I wanna see Musk send an automated ship up to recover the Tesla Roadster and mannequin Astronaut, and bring 'em back to earf.

Then refurb the car to full factory spec, but without repainting the radiation blasted paint, and let's see if we can make new upholstery to "look like" the crumbling powder that the OEM stuff surely is, by now.

Let it do the re-entry atop a used Falcon 9 booster, tail first landing, and all. Musk can drive it down the Canyon of Heroes for the tickertape parade. It can tow the float with the four that just made re-entry from the first PRIVATE space mission.

We'll call it, Operation Rickl. Because it needs to be Operation Rickl.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2021 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

610 we were always told never give animals soft food,it should by dry dog food. If you went the other way,you can forget the dry dog food,it was over with.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 01:40 AM (acsaG)

611 Mike Hammer--

Glad your li'l doggy is doing better!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:42 AM (dB4Iz)

612 we were always told never give animals soft food,it should by dry dog food. If you went the other way,you can forget the dry dog food,it was over with.
Posted by: Quint
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Ah! I give our dog dry kibbles as treats. She thinks it's swell. She would happily eat dry, but at her age and condition I worry about hydration, thus, wet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:43 AM (ELgVT)

613 Quint, it wasn't difficult to get our dog to go back to dry food.

It's all she got until she decided she was Just. That. Hungry. LOL.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:44 AM (dB4Iz)

614 there is a scene in Just Shoot Me! where Kevin stops eating his normal food, which is rice. He fed his pet owl, owl food, which is rice in another container. But when he learned about Risotto, he never wanted plain rice again.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 01:44 AM (acsaG)

615 Old Cat got wet food exclusively during her last couple of years: she had lost too many teeth and could not chew the dry food well enough for proper digestion.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)

616 596,607
A diet of rice and boiled beef had always been recommended by my vet whenever my dogs were sick or were recovering from surgery, etc.
In the case of SHTF, one could always substitute squirrels, rabbits, etc., as long as you keep enough bulk rice. I tend to pack and freeze any leftover trimmings from any meat I cook, that I can't consume myself. I also stockpile canned food when its on sale. The best however tends to be rice with whatever critter you can trap and process. Never forget your pets in case of SHTF.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2021 01:53 AM (UY/aS)

617 ld Cat got wet food exclusively during her last couple of years: she had lost too many teeth and could not chew the dry food well enough for proper digestion.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)

I hear ya. i am a bit jaded on dogs versus cats. We have had some smart dogs but many were not. In many cases the cats were and were also thoughts.Don't take that wrong, you had to be there. But really the cats we had were so smart and self sufficient it is a joke.I have mentioned this before.

But we never did the canned food thing. It wasn't my call really., I do know about caring about your pet.I have loved many and it is part of life. I recall helping a family friend with a very sick animal. I wont go into details but I was a very good friend to her. I have a relative who is a bit of a doctor dolittle. She has had everything under the sun,and I am serious.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 01:56 AM (acsaG)

618 Never forget your pets in case of SHTF.
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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I have explained to our cat and dog that they *are* my emergency food supply. They seem to know that it is an empty threat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:56 AM (pbStR)

619 We no longer have any pets. Well, except for one outdoor cat that is friendly, maybe abandoned out here a couple years ago.

It's an unaltered male, and sprays, so can't let him in. He's a great hunter, so not too worried about feeding. I do give a little food. More so in winter.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:02 AM (dB4Iz)

620 "I have explained to our cat and dog that they *are* my emergency food supply. They seem to know that it is an empty threat."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:56 AM (pbStR)

In America, most dogs are curious about the grill. In China, they wok away.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 19, 2021 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

621 We'll call it, Operation Rickl. Because it needs to be Operation Rickl.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2021 01:38 AM (QzJWU)


Heh. Yeah, rickl would have been beside himself with joy over this event. Space X's first stage was on its 3rd use, and recovered successfully, as is now routine. The capsule was on its second trip to space and back. Reusable parts -- Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2021 02:03 AM (F0YaR)

622 Hi, Slap! How are you? Long time no see!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:05 AM (dB4Iz)

623 A diet of rice and boiled beef had always been recommended by my vet whenever my dogs were sick or were recovering from surgery, etc.
In the case of SHTF, one could always substitute squirrels, rabbits, etc., as long as you keep enough bulk rice. I tend to pack and freeze any leftover trimmings from any meat I cook, that I can't consume myself. I also stockpile canned food when its on sale. The best however tends to be rice with whatever critter you can trap and process. Never forget your pets in case of SHTF.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2021 01:53 AM (UY/aS)

you sound like the opposite of every lefty woman. That is high praise mind you.

Posted by: Quint at September 19, 2021 02:05 AM (acsaG)

624 It's the current styles, too. My mom graduated in 54 and I remember looking at her yearbook and everyone looked 35.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2021 10:00

My folks graduated HS in 54 too. My Mom kept the same hairdo, or close to it, till her death in 2014. Maybe she did an adult version of it, but didn't change much since the 50s.

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2021 02:06 AM (55Qr6)

625 I have explained to our cat and dog that they *are* my emergency food supply. They seem to know that it is an empty threat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2021 01:56 AM (pbStR)

Well, you are the bear's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2021 02:07 AM (csEWM)

626 And Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2021 02:08 AM (csEWM)

627 -Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:05 AM (dB4Iz)

*Fist-Bump*

I'm okay, thanks for asking. I also never stay around long. I usually toddle off to watch videos or listen to podcasts.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 19, 2021 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)

628 Take care, Slapweasel! I understand life is so difficult these days.

Hope you're keeping it all together alright.

God bless!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:13 AM (dB4Iz)

629 At a recent checkup, my Dr. asked me what was my religion.

I told him I was a Slapweaselian, and was certified "Clear" through Voltar II. Didn't tell him about Voltar the Conehead, but really, did it matter?

/zzzz horde

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2021 02:13 AM (QzJWU)

630 Ok, format just changed. There are no boxes.

No spoon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2021 02:16 AM (csEWM)

631 Aetius451AD, I haven't seen grayboxes since I got here tonight... couple of hours or so ago.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????????

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:19 AM (dB4Iz)

632 We have an old Chihuahua mix. He's evil and diabetic. Gets very expensive food and insulin twice a day. Every year for the past three years we have nursed him through doggy icu. We're convinced we can't do it again. This dog is going to put us in the poor house. Sam the evil little old chihuahua.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 19, 2021 02:19 AM (0OmEj)

633 JQ, it isn't as difficult as I thought it would be. It isn't ideal, but it is life on God's terms. Thank you.

Damnit, Jim. I'm not starting any religions. *HAH!* There are enough difficulties with Christians, as it is!

On that note, I'm off to the Great Wide Open on these Interwebs. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 19, 2021 02:21 AM (Ckg4U)

634 Sorry, USNtakim! BTDT. Can't save them forever, no matter how desperately you'd like to...

Yeah, that bank account has a limit. Doesn't mean you don't love your pet!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:22 AM (dB4Iz)

635 Canola=rapeseed
Mahi mahi=dolphin
Chilean sea bass=Patagonian toothfish
President Joseph Biden=paste eater
Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at September 18, 2021 11:32

Thanks for the chortle OM Dic. Can I play?
Dems exploiting blacks=White KKK racists
Tony Fauci=Voodoo docs
Climate change demanding we give more money to 3rd world countries while China and India pollute more=weather

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2021 02:23 AM (55Qr6)

636 We'll call it, Operation Rickl. Because it needs to be Operation Rickl.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2021 01:38

I just thought of rickl last night looking at an almost full moon, between passing clouds. It was just a cool site that made me think of him.

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2021 02:35 AM (55Qr6)

637 Sorry folks, SSL certificate expired. Had to kick the proxy server to get it to auto renew.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 19, 2021 02:40 AM (MqQvv)

638 Tony Fauci=Voodoo docs

We gots better

Posted by: 14,000 haitian refugees and Miklos the Tonton Macoute at September 19, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

639 Sorry folks, SSL certificate expired. Had to kick the proxy server to get it to auto renew.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

car extended service warranty

oh sorry, Aussies are not allowed to drive, speak, or exist much

Posted by: Miklos can tell you that Communist Hungary was not as bad as that at September 19, 2021 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

640 WooHoo! Thanks, pixy!

The boxes separate the comments so it's easier on the eyes.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:44 AM (dB4Iz)

641 The boxes separate the comments so it's easier on the eyes.
Posted by: JQ

*removes one (1) monocle*

True

Posted by: Miklos, unharrumphing at September 19, 2021 02:46 AM (QzkSJ)

642 Hey, Miklos. How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:47 AM (dB4Iz)

643 Dang, just missed Slap. Funny thing is when I first started referring to this funny dude called Slapweasel, Jules was always calling him Slaphappy. Made me chuckle and she still does. (Secretly I think he likes it.)

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2021 02:48 AM (55Qr6)

644 623
If I ever even thought of going left, please just shoot me now. That would be akin to rabies...
And, thank you sir

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2021 02:50 AM (UY/aS)

645 Hey, Miklos. How are you tonight?
Posted by: JQ

Shift change at the Waffle Hut went off flawlessly.

Not sure if the BassMaster Fishing Tournament will be a Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, or Threat

Posted by: Miklos, temporarily unbothered at September 19, 2021 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

646 (Secretly I think he likes it.)
Posted by: Farmer

*narrator voice*

He Does

Posted by: John Cameron Miklos-Swayze at September 19, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

647 Aaaand...pixy's here...
See y'all later, and many technical blessings to all

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2021 02:53 AM (UY/aS)

648 Shift change... hahahahhahahaha...

Um, sorry Miklos. Reminded me of something else.

Good luck w/BassMaster tourney! Heh.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 19, 2021 02:53 AM (dB4Iz)

649 TECH NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at September 19, 2021 02:58 AM (2JoB8)

650 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 19, 2021 03:00 AM (cME97)

651 so tempted...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 19, 2021 03:08 AM (HbNSs)

652 1

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Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

666 now?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

667 I lost a day. I was trying to get a few hours of sleep before having to take Publius' mom to an early eye dr appointment. I mentioned this when I went out for a cig, since I couldn't fall asleep. He said, "It's Sunday."

Sheesh.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 19, 2021 03:45 AM (Mzdiz)

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