Norm's Restoration Cafe Monday

I don't know what happened to the last thread.

Note the sailboat at lower right:

iceberg.jfif
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Dogs think everything that isn't "food" is "game."

Hedgehog puttering around the yard, collecting stuff to make a nest.

Inman: Duck goes for the cheapest attack on a dog.

Man plays harmonica and ducks join in.

Zen dog.

Cat magic.


Inman: Drum major spill.

Bus driver delivers unruly customer to the depths of hell.

Men's room disagreement.

Kicker scores extra points for bonus damage.

Soiboi swipes at Trump flag, then gets into a karmic collision.


Goat and rooster spring into action to save their farm-mate, a chicken, from a hawk trying to kill it. Might be a little stressful, but, spoiler, they chase the hawk off.


Here, a rooster breaks up a fight between two rabbits. And then keeps a guard on one to make sure they don't start up again.


Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Norms restored!

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (c7nKG)

2 Hey Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (a4EWo)

3 I nooded

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (oSX/P)

4 Ha!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (33Vpn)

5 Just act like nothing happened.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

6 Sponge!

Posted by: General Ursus at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (4I/2K)

7 Made a video of bats and the Space station just now

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (2JoB8)

8 I normed, below.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (c7nKG)

9 Wipey thing

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (arJlL)

10 Well, that was weird.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (nxdel)

11 ITS SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

Love your friendly neighborhood sea otters!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (33Vpn)

12 *whistles nonchalantly*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (jDHSU)

13 Are there Bats?

I didn't look.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (XCrPR)

14 Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (4I/2K)

15 Big moon out thar

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:37 PM (arJlL)

16 Storm coming through with much needed rain. Yay I don't have to water what's left of my plants. I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)

17 Hiya Debs !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)

18 Geese are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (XCrPR)

19 Touching a goose while it's flying is probably a good way for it to dump its afterburners, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (2JVJo)

20 i reposted the quick hits thread but it only has one thing in it now. But the comments are back.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (0G13K)

21 Howdy doo-dee, y'all.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (ju2Fy)

22 Flying along with the geese..

I wanted aerial poo bombardment

Would have accepted a poo with a miss

I got canook cobra fowl pretending to be nice

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (VcFUs)

23 Well, that was weird.

The Greys are f*cking with us again. All that pithy commentary about insurance companies and Kevin Williamson, gone. Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (nfrXX)

24 Norms restored but not the missing post. It's off in the ether somewhere.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (nsXgN)

25 Folks in the vanished thread were giving me some good advice regarding Chekov the ailing-and-failing 14-year-old Siberian cat. I'll make a couple of calls tomorrow about getting him an X-ray, and in the meantime try to get some water into him via a syringe. He's had his appetite stimulant for the day; he may be interested in food shortly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (c6xtn)

26 14.5 million bats have died.

Posted by: Zombie Spanish Covid Flu at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (Xrfse)

27 "Note the sailboat at lower right:"

That's it!
That's the boat the Haitians took to S.American and Mexico.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (OcFc1)

28 >>i reposted the quick hits thread but it only has one thing in it now. But the comments are back.


That's all anybody reads, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:39 PM (XCrPR)

29 Sea Otters are not related to seals and in fact are a type of weasel.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

30 Wolfus prayers for your kitty!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:40 PM (nxdel)

31 Bats I saw were live, had no idea that many are out there

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:40 PM (2JoB8)

32 Dang forgot my Merlin Jerkins sock.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

33 That's all anybody reads, anyway.

Ohh, ouch! Poor ace. Gets so much abuse from us.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (nxdel)

34
Her Majesty and Delilah are home. The RV has been unloaded and the usual masses of laundry are starting through the washer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (/U27+)

35 That's no moon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (NYMg5)

36 Many things had to go wrong for Titanic to hit that iceberg and sink.

There was a new moon, else the iceberg would have been spotted in time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (ZHVt1)

37 16 Storm coming through with much needed rain. Yay I don't have to water what's left of my plants. I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)

Yer more than welcome to one or two of the seven inches of rain we got yesterday at my place. Damned trees stopped upnthe drain with their leaves, and i just barely caught it before the garage flooded.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (VcFUs)

38 We all herd from Sinagor Sandders that the Mayor of Texass is killing children of coller with whores at the border. This makes us sink and call on Vice Presdent Horiss two due something about this nie!!

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (c/Cmx)

39 Hiya, JT, Jewells one of my friends infused some tequila with jalapenos, it was quite tasty.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (a4EWo)

40 >>Ohh, ouch! Poor ace. Gets so much abuse from us.


In my defense, I was paraphrasing Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (XCrPR)

41 So Mary finally got out of bed and had a Doobie already. Kind of early for you to get out of bed.......

Posted by: James at September 20, 2021 06:43 PM (24+Vp)

42 DDS, hmmmm... I will have to look into that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:43 PM (nxdel)

43 looks like Mary doubled up on her meds ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 20, 2021 06:43 PM (jDHSU)

44 Maris freighter cruises:

On a Freighter Even the Routine is Extraordinary
And the Destinations are Some of the Most Exotic in the World

List of Voyages: World Cruises, Transatlantic, Transpacific, South Seas and Coastal

https://www.freightercruises.com/voyages.php

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 06:43 PM (Of5dT)

45 Wolfus prayers for your kitty!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021


***
Thank you, Jewells. He and I have been together -- loving but sometimes contentious -- for more than 11 years. I want him to continue, but not like this, weak and unhappy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2021 06:44 PM (c6xtn)

46 29 Sea Otters are not related to seals and in fact are a type of weasel.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

Wessel? Nuclear Wessel?

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at September 20, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

47

In my defense, I was paraphrasing Andrew Breitbart.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (XCrPR)

That wouldn't work if the height challenged storm trooper were present. No. Not Luke, the other one.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:45 PM (VcFUs)

48 Damn. First a thread gets borked, then I get willowed. Freakin' Monday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2021 06:45 PM (rBtIz)

49 Hard-a-lee! Hard-a-lee!

Posted by: Sailboat captain at September 20, 2021 06:45 PM (Cn3O7)

50 Love your friendly neighborhood sea otters!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM

Oh...we will.

*sniggers*

Posted by: The river otters at September 20, 2021 06:47 PM (rBtIz)

51 Good evening everyone.

Inman just kills it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 06:47 PM (mD/uy)

52 It's kind of sad watching Mary's slide to Biden level gibberish.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

53 I've swum with the otters.

Touch me, to touch them.

Posted by: Otter Swimmer at September 20, 2021 06:49 PM (BFigT)

54 It's kind of sad watching Mary's USA's slide to Biden level gibberish.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM (c7nKG)

55 Oh, that car crash video.... I've missed you, schadenboner

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM (6FeV1)

56 Storm coming through with much needed rain. Yay I don't have to water what's left of my plants. I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)

Yer more than welcome to one or two of the seven inches of rain we got yesterday at my place. Damned trees stopped upnthe drain with their leaves, and i just barely caught it before the garage flooded.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 20, 2021 06:42 PM (VcFUs)

We got our first rain since late May here is Western Oregon. Good thing I cleaned the gutters Friday afternoon before the rains hit. If you didn't know Western Oregon typically gets no rain for almost 4 or 5 months of the year. It's the other 7 or 8 months that it can substantially rain.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM (UAr4S)

57 Took a break to have a few gin-soaked raisins and slice of ginger with a PBJ sammich. I'm good for at least nother hour.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM (0OP+5)

58 Mary is running for office?

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 06:51 PM (taPSh)

59 Norms restored!



Inman!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

60 Guam in winter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 06:51 PM (guGkK)

61 Never paint the shitter when someone is using the shitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

62 That horse with the goats on its back don't give a shit.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2021 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

63 Mary you better take your medicine today, your not well

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM (2JoB8)

64 That's no moon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (NYMg5)


Nurse! **hugs**

Hope you had a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM (2JVJo)

65 Don't think I've ever seen an appaloosa goat. Very cool coloring.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM (nWxPx)

66 Eromero!!!.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM (YSUK/)

67 They keep saying "Spanish flu," but I think they must mean "Spanish fly," yes?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM (nzEdf)

68 Never paint the shitter when someone is using the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

Just put a drop cloth over the stall, I'll be fine.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at September 20, 2021 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

69 Never paint the shitter when someone is using the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

iirc, that's in the Man's Guide. Way in the back - but it's there.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 06:54 PM (mD/uy)

70 It rained so much here that at work today the sewers, relief ponds, and drains backed up then water started shooting out of the bathroom toilets and out into the hallways. So their solution was to close all the bathrooms and tell people they needed walk to the building on high ground if they needed to go.

I went home. I know the next scene in this movie is swarms of hungry alligators climbing up and rampaging across the office. The maze of cubicles makes it a perfect kill zone. Also my coffee at home is better.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 20, 2021 06:54 PM (txYal)

71 Took a break to have a few gin-soaked raisins and slice of ginger with a PBJ sammich. I'm good for at least nother hour.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM (0OP+5)


Did you read that somewhere? That'll keep The Covid away for sure.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 06:54 PM (RoIW/)

72 They keep saying "Spanish flu," but I think they must mean "Spanish fly," yes?
Posted by: m at September 20, 2021 06:53 PM

The Paolo, he has heard stories of those years.

Posted by: Paolo at September 20, 2021 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

73 Tonypete, Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 06:55 PM (YSUK/)

74 Hello Mr Poppins!
It was nice! Marine has a couple more days here. Leaves on Wednesday.

It's been lovely seeing him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:55 PM (IezWX)

75 "Never paint the shitter when someone is using the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy "

Now what if you are the one using the shitter? Couldn't you get the low spots while you were sitting there?

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

76 Rooster sprang into action, stay away from my bitches!

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (CYnTg)

77 Ben Had, somebody told me white raisins soaked in gin was good for the rheumatiz and arthritis.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)

78 Hope there's a screen cage around the goose ULV's prop.

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (FhXTo)

79 One word.
Pickles.
OK, 2- chipotle

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (Foq6I)

80 Who shakes the paint off their roller?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (6FeV1)

81 Many things had to go wrong for Titanic to hit that iceberg and sink.

There was a new moon, else the iceberg would have been spotted in time.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (ZHVt1)


Supposedly, this is the iceberg that Titanic hit:

https://tinyurl.com/kvjv5twd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

82 Took a break to have a few gin-soaked raisins and slice of ginger with a PBJ sammich. I'm good for at least nother hour.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:50 PM


Was that slice a roast or a chop?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

83
Ace: "I don't know what happened to the last thread.
....
Note the sailboat at lower right"

lulz, this is Ace saying it's been a long day; forget the last thread.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (cdXDU)

84 Also my coffee at home is better.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 20, 2021 06:54 PM (txYal)

The age old delimma.

Good coffee at home.

Decent, and free, coffee at work.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (c7nKG)

85 Of all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (7F9te)

86 Cannibal Bob, I 've got the hobos caged and corn fed , getting ready the start the tenderizing process.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (YSUK/)

87 49 year old man gets into argument with 20 year gas station employee over the store's mask requirement.

49 year old leaves, then returns after an hour for round two. 49 year old shoots 20 year old in the head.

Now for the surprise twist. This happened in Germany.

https://bit.ly/2XK2kmz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (i0wNm)

88 Also the helmsman started turning the wrong way when they did see it and order a turn or they would have cleared it

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (CYnTg)

89 Good coffee at home.

Decent, and free, coffee at work.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (c7nKG)

Power of And

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (6FeV1)

90 Who shakes the paint off their roller?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM


Is this another euphemism that Muldoon will need to explain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

91 I recently discovered the English kids' game Snapdragon, played at Christmas time, consists of snatching flaming raisins from a shallow bowl of brandy that's been set on fire.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (nsXgN)

92 Hey everyone.

I had a sudden yen to listen to Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" and then had to listen to it over and over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

93 all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM

Goats have absolutely no fucks to give.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

94 There's a heart-breaking story about a mother and son who won't take a plea over Jan 6. The feds say they brought a taser and zip-locks to the scene (the better to rape AOC before they killed her.) They say they only prayed on the steps outside.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 06:59 PM (ZHVt1)

95 Eromero, I passed that tip along to a friend that really needs some relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 06:59 PM (YSUK/)

96 Of all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (7F9te)

This. had a head butting match with a mini goat at a petting zoo once. It knocked me senseless and i had 2 red spots from those horny nubs. Good times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 06:59 PM (RoIW/)

97 I dont think the goose lady's mask is going to stop the COVIDs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM (R92o9)

98 Supposedly, this is the iceberg that Titanic hit:

https://tinyurl.com/kvjv5twd


I always wondered why they couldn't offload the passengers to the iceberg.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

99 The Paolo, he has heard stories of those years.
Posted by: Paolo

Watch yourself Bub. As I told you earlier:

There is no greater sorrow
than thinking back upon a happy time
in misery

Posted by: Zombie Francesca from The Devine Comedy at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM (mD/uy)

100 What ever could two rabbits fight about anyway?

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB8)

101 91 I recently discovered the English kids' game Snapdragon, played at Christmas time, consists of snatching flaming raisins from a shallow bowl of brandy that's been set on fire.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (nsXgN)

Fire and booze! Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM (6FeV1)

102 Of all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Says a guy whose never had a goat eat a truck interior..

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM (Foq6I)

103 " Who shakes the paint off their roller?
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

I just wipe it on the curtains.

Posted by: The Painter at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM (Tnijr)

104 Supposedly, this is the iceberg that Titanic hit:

https://tinyurl.com/kvjv5twd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

Not your usual fare, but very cool link!

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM (c7nKG)

105 Probably already mentioned, but a reporter asked Elon Musk if Sleepy Joe congratulated him on his space mission. He replied "He's still sleeping."

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (U76Nz)

106 Lots of red shirts to be offed by Va'al. They must have had a few extra interns looking for their screen break.

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (u+Y3T)

107 Cannibal Bob, I 've got the hobos caged and corn fed , getting ready the start the tenderizing process.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 06:57 PM (YSUK/)


I'll tell ya babe, once you taste my hobo you'll be spoiled for anyone elses.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (RoIW/)

108 What ever could two rabbits fight about anyway?
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2021 07:00 PM

Last doe standing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (rBtIz)

109 Of all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Says a guy whose never had a goat eat a truck interior..
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM


Or tap dance all over the hood and roof.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

110 That dude trying to catch his dog really needed the Benny Hill theme.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 20, 2021 07:03 PM (txYal)

111
Was that slice a roast or a chop?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM
Candied.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (0OP+5)

112 What ever could two rabbits fight about anyway?
Posted by: Skip

You kidding?

Posted by: Pretty Doe at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (Foq6I)

113 Sponge™.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (II3Gr)

114 Supposedly, this is the iceberg that Titanic hit:

https://tinyurl.com/kvjv5twd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, I was expecting to see Trigglypuff....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (7bRMQ)

115 Does anyone else think of the movie "Elysium" when they see the elites maskless while the serfs are masked. There was a scene in that movie where one of the elites visited a factory on the surface and told the serf manager to not breathe on him. I am guessing our elites would do the same if any of the servants dared remove their mask of submission and shame.

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (u+Y3T)

116 Cannibal Bob, best served with the red or green hot sauce?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (YSUK/)

117 Hey everybody. Hey ace. Been delivering for UberEats the past couple days.

Anyone been to a Sizzler lately? I did deliveries from two locations nearby me, and they've really upgraded their look. I hear their food quality has also improved.

They have changed the names of some menu items however. For instance, "Malibu Chicken" is now known as "Unmasked Elitist Leftist Chicken."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

118 16. I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.

I had so many ghost peppers this year! I made ghost pepper jelly, and it's delicious, but not overly hot: https://tinyurl.com/f6def6jn

Posted by: Toni at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (PgM6e)

119 I'll tell ya babe, once you taste my hobo you'll be spoiled for anyone elses.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (RoIW/)

"Playful hints of sterno and Boone's Farm accompany a heavenly texture born of carefree outdoor living..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1)

120 It's Elon Musk's world. He just lets us hang out in it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 07:05 PM (ZHVt1)

121 Insom, you got mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:05 PM (YSUK/)

122
Unfortunately, goats are very intelligent, very curious and very determined.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 07:05 PM (/U27+)

123 can you see ghost peppers ?

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (oSX/P)

124 49 year old man gets into argument with 20 year gas station employee over the store's mask requirement.
49 year old leaves, then returns after an hour for round two. 49 year old shoots 20 year old in the head.
Now for the surprise twist. This happened in Germany.
https://bit.ly/2XK2kmz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (i0wNm)

A few more of these and oops! no more masks!...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

125 Not your usual fare, but very cool link!
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM (c7nKG)

Oh, and I miss your stories. They are always fun.

Note: This may be my fault as I have had to cut back on my EMT reading.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (c7nKG)

126 Star Trek is coming on. Red shirt gets killed right off by deadly Day Lilly. Shoulda stayed in the Space Marines.

Posted by: The Painter at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)

127 Other Starboard!

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (taPSh)

128 5280:
yes you can see ghost peppers, but they'll burn your eyes.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

129 I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.

You don't pickle? Everybody I knows pickles.
Why don't you pickle? Look, if you just pickled, we wouldn't be having this discussion.
Did I mention the brine?

Posted by: Worried prepper neighbor at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (Foq6I)

130 Of all farm animals, I think goats are the greatest of all time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
.....

Says a guy whose never had a goat eat a truck interior..
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:01 PM



Says a guy who has never had to destroy the evidence of transporting a dead body in his truck....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (7F9te)

131 "Formation L" sure looked like a straight line, Captain....

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (u+Y3T)

132 Toni, Thank You so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (YSUK/)

133 119 I'll tell ya babe, once you taste my hobo you'll be spoiled for anyone elses.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 20, 2021 07:02 PM (RoIW/)

"Playful hints of sterno and Boone's Farm accompany a heavenly texture born of carefree outdoor living..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1)

I bought a few sugar free energy drinks over the weekend. No indication on the can of what the fucking flavor was. The back had something 'pleasant floral notes.'

Yeah, they all taste the same. Sweet. Tart. Carbonated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (FwSdb)

134 120 It's Elon Musk's world. He just lets us hang out in it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 07:05 PM (ZHVt1)

Nah, Mars is his world. And frankly, he can have it.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (U76Nz)

135 I recently discovered the English kids' game Snapdragon, played at Christmas time, consists of snatching flaming raisins from a shallow bowl of brandy that's been set on fire.

If you lads are good this evening, I'll let you burn yourselves tonight. Cause it's Christmas.

Posted by: Stupid Limeys at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (QU5/8)

136 Unfortunately, goats are very intelligent, very curious and very determined.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 07:05 PM (/U27+)



This is why they must not have access to the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (guGkK)

137 can you see ghost peppers ?
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (oSX/P)

Only in the mirning mist.

And you have to squint, just right.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (c7nKG)

138 Pickled jalapenos are the best jalapenos. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

139 Other Starboard!

Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2021 07:07 PM (taPSh)

I'll have the port! hic!

Posted by: Hills at September 20, 2021 07:09 PM (7bRMQ)

140 Says a guy who has never had to destroy the evidence of transporting a dead body in his truck....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ok. You're right. I own a backhoe and 20 acres. Never, NEVER get anything on the truck.
These things are known.

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (Foq6I)

141 Goats are great... at a distance, if they belong to someone else.

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (6Je/Q)

142 I would be just walking around grabbing flowers on a planet where a crewman was just killed by a lily. Now he done got Spock dead.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

143
This is why they must not have access to the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (guGkK)

__________

That and cats with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (/U27+)

144 This is why they must not have access to the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (guGkK)


Goats run 4chan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (7F9te)

145 Goat, the other other white meat.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (YSUK/)

146 Wouldn't I mean

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

147 Oh, and I miss your stories. They are always fun.

Note: This may be my fault as I have had to cut back on my EMT reading.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:06 PM (c7nKG)


Well, thank you. Don't get to tell as many or as often as I used to. Work, you know. But when I retire at the end of this year, I should have more time to post a few.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:11 PM (2JVJo)

148 grill roasted jalapeno strips. in your burger.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 07:11 PM (oSX/P)

149 Smoked jalapenos are chipotles.
LatinX (see what I did there) have as many names for peppers as Eskimos do for snow.

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:11 PM (Foq6I)

150 I have had roast goat... it does not tastes like chicken....

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2021 07:11 PM (6Je/Q)

151 Howard the pecker biting duck. Lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 20, 2021 07:11 PM (ufFY8)

152 Supposedly, this is the iceberg that Titanic hit:

https://tinyurl.com/kvjv5twd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, I was expecting to see Trigglypuff....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:04 PM


Another example of white privilege!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Hmm. I just heard for the first time that the Titanic actually ran into the Rock of Gibraltar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (guGkK)

154 picked jalapenos suck. Trappey's or death.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (YSUK/)

155 Can you teach a goat to stay inside one of those invisible fences like a dog?

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

156 Hmmm, diabetes rate among children has spiked?

I bet it is not much better among adults.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (FwSdb)

157 I recently discovered the English kids' game Snapdragon, played at Christmas time, consists of snatching flaming raisins from a shallow bowl of brandy that's been set on fire.
----------
If you lads are good this evening, I'll let you burn yourselves tonight. Cause it's Christmas.


Do the kids at least get to keep the brandy when the game is over? Cuz if not, f that. Nobody likes raisins that much.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (nfrXX)

158 153 Hmm. I just heard for the first time that the Titanic actually ran into the Rock of Gibraltar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (guGkK)

They were REALLY off course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:13 PM (FwSdb)

159 Ben Had, you a fan of Hatch green chiles?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

160 Do the kids at least get to keep the brandy when the game is over? Cuz if not, f that. Nobody likes raisins that much.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (nfrXX)

Honestly, before the modern candy age, I am guessing raisins were a LOT more popular.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:13 PM (FwSdb)

161 For Titanic to have hit the Rock of Gibraltar, that captain musta been REALLY drunk.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

162 only when visiting New Mexico

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 07:14 PM (oSX/P)

163 f'd, goats adapt to a harness and a long tether.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:14 PM (YSUK/)

164 I ate some Scotch Bonnet peppers once... thought I was going to die.

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2021 07:14 PM (6Je/Q)

165 Good: Hatch green chiles
Bad: Orrin Hatch green chiles

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

166 Late to the thread so this may have been mentioned - could you make a jalapeno jelly of some type with the extra?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (mD/uy)

167 kraken, remember Mike Myers?

"If it's not Scottish it's crap!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

168 Another example of white privilege!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Don't worry, gov. There's black ice on the wide wide interstates....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (7bRMQ)

169 143
This is why they must not have access to the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:08 PM (guGkK)

__________

That and cats with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2021 07:10 PM
What was that SF story about the cats with opposable thumbs on the space craft where the humans were in stasis and the cats in charge?

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (0OP+5)

170 qdpsteve, I live on hatch chilies.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (YSUK/)

171 Nothing left of that redshirt but a smoking hole. If I was them I'd take that damn shirt off.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

172 167 kraken, remember Mike Myers?

"If it's not Scottish it's crap!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Heh... the crapping afterwards was, well, lit..,,,

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (6Je/Q)

173 Poblanos become anchos when dried.
I'm a fan of peppers. I haven't met a pepper I didn't like.
Except green sweet peppers. What the hell is that?
Like lettuce, only with less personality.

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (Foq6I)

174 Ben Had-you're welcome! I'm not a fan of really hot foods, and neither is my husband, but we like to put a small amount on roast pork, and it is delicious!

Posted by: Toni at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (PgM6e)

175 Skip -

I sat outside and read til dark.
Kinda cool out, no bugs.

So what are the bats eating ?

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)

176 I was at a gas station in TN. People in the next pump over in a run-down pickup truck were sitting there scratching lottery tickets. Goat in the bed of the truck looked like it lived there. It had a cage, and straw, and hay.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (buTO7)

177 Notice how Kirk sent Red Shirt Mallory ahead and then tried to beam up without him? Guess it didn't matter since he stepped on a land mine.

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (u+Y3T)

178 171 Nothing left of that redshirt but a smoking hole. If I was them I'd take that damn shirt off.
Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

Let me guess... Gorn episode?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (FwSdb)

179 carolina reapers aint bad either.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (oSX/P)

180 Headline at HotFart:
"Sinema calls Pelosi's bluff: Pass the bipartisan infrastructure bill next week or I'll tank reconciliation"

Call me crazy, I like Sinema more and more these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)

181 I use Habanero Tabasco like it was regular Tabasco, just dump it on whatever. But Scorpion Tabasco, just a dab'll do ya. That stuff is hot.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (s8bCT)

182 It's Elon Musk's world. He just lets us hang out in it.

**

I remember not too long ago when we were still basically equals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (R92o9)

183 Also, the arby's prime rib cheesesteak sandwich is bland as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (FwSdb)

184 Ben, mmmm :-)

I have discovered they're great with a lot of things, and also great in chili.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Poblanos become anchos when dried.
I'm a fan of peppers. I haven't met a pepper I didn't like.
Except green sweet peppers. What the hell is that?
Like lettuce, only with less personality.
Posted by: MkY

HEY !

I LOVE sweet green peppers and red ones !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)

186 Hmm. I just heard for the first time that the Titanic actually ran into the Rock of Gibraltar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:12 PM (guGkK)

It's a topsy turvy world out there.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (c7nKG)

187 The English eat a Christmas pudding that sits around for weeks, everything in it including the pieces of fruit turning black, then they light it on fire.

The flaming raisins are in the same vein.

This is what you people do for fun?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (nsXgN)

188 Tonypete, candied jalapenos are excellent. Turns out much like a chutney.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (YSUK/)

189 Crom, the Mango Habanero Tabasco is fantastic.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

190 dress sock
topsiders
ugly soiboy shirt
cuffed jorts
raybans

Hun I am off to the rally.

My name is Jeff quit calling me hun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

191 "goats adapt to a harness and a long tether"

I assume a wire or cable tether. I just wondered. I couldn't have a goat anyway the dogs and Mrs f'd would freak.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

192 87 49 year old man gets into argument with 20 year gas station employee over the store's mask requirement.

49 year old leaves, then returns after an hour for round two. 49 year old shoots 20 year old in the head.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2021 06:58 PM (i0wNm)


Well. If it saves one life...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (DTX3h)

193 I was at a gas station in TN. People in the next pump over in a run-down pickup truck were sitting there scratching lottery tickets. Goat in the bed of the truck looked like it lived there. It had a cage, and straw, and hay.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (buTO7)

**

I know an old guy that goes the day the new scratch offs come out and buys the entire roll of one selection.

A lot of trouble, but it's my understanding he always comes out ahead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (R92o9)

194 As the old meme picture said: "Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky beam down to the planet. Guess who isn't coming back."

Posted by: WiNO at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (HiNDK)

195 181 I use Habanero Tabasco like it was regular Tabasco, just dump it on whatever. But Scorpion Tabasco, just a dab'll do ya. That stuff is hot.
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 20, 2021 07:18 PM (s8bCT)

Hillary was going to have tank of 500 gallon hot sauce on top of Wes t Wing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (yrol0)

196 Call me crazy, I like Sinema more and more these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Psst, steve, she plays for the other team....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (7bRMQ)

197 I'm not a fan of really hot foods, and neither is my husband, but we like to put a small amount on roast pork, and it is delicious!
Posted by: Toni
Really a food thread topic, but there is a pepper for everyone... probably several.
We grew "sweet paprika" peppers this year. Lordy!

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (Foq6I)

198 Soy boi Akuta....

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (u+Y3T)

199 Sponge™.
Posted by: Insomniac


FRIST!™

Posted by: Miklosian IPR Management LLC at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

200 It's Val yall.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

201 I just figured out why people were talking about Carrot Top lately. I hadn't seen the Conan O'Brian with Cortney Thorne-Smith. Damn, Norm was a brutal take no prisoners guy, and absolutely stole her interview on top of that. A thing of beauty.

Then I go to look at a trailer for the movie, and every last one of the commenters was there because of Norm. I'll bet that both people that saw the movie were probably there because of Norm as well.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

202 Brutal video by James O'Keefe on Covid with HHS whistleblower nurse. "This is evil at the highest levels..." "I think they want people to die."

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (QIblF)

203 MkY, have you tried guajillo peppers?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (YSUK/)

204 OrangeEnt, I know but at this stage I'll take what I can get. I love finally getting to see the Dems tied up in horrible knots by a "maverick" for a change.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

205 Hun I am off to the rally.

My name is Jeff quit calling me hun.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

Whatever, Attila.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

206 194 As the old meme picture said: "Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky beam down to the planet. Guess who isn't coming back."
Posted by: WiNO at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (HiNDK)

The baby wildebeest

Posted by: National Geographic Commenters at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

207 ITS SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!
Love your friendly neighborhood sea otters!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 06:36 PM (33Vpn)


Is the collective noun for a group of sea otters a "Cuddle" or is it a "Spoon"?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (ssx3L)

208 Jalapeņo jelly is yummy. Easy from what I've heard, but I haven't tried to make it.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (c8cE2)

209 Call me crazy, I like Sinema more and more these days.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Hooker Boots >> Knee Pads >> America's Mother-in-law

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 20, 2021 07:22 PM (s8bCT)

210 My name is Jeff quit calling me hun.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Geoff

Spell it GEOFF

Posted by: Miklos, all classy-like at September 20, 2021 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

211 If we don't have a strategic hot sauce reserve, we should.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:22 PM (6FeV1)

212 Veritas' first Covid vaccine video just dropped. https://bit.ly/3CvgVB5

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (u+Y3T)

213 201 I just figured out why people were talking about Carrot Top lately. I hadn't seen the Conan O'Brian with Cortney Thorne-Smith. Damn, Norm was a brutal take no prisoners guy, and absolutely stole her interview on top of that. A thing of beauty.

Then I go to look at a trailer for the movie, and every last one of the commenters was there because of Norm. I'll bet that both people that saw the movie were probably there because of Norm as well.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

I have watched that one a couple of times. She was a pretty gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (FwSdb)

214 Like lettuce, only with less personality.
Posted by: MkY

I did not know the bland scale went lower than lettuce.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (c7nKG)

215 Warai, I think the US does have a strategic hot sauce reserve in Avery Island, LA...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

216 Ace...don't tell doctors where you work.

They will try to fix you.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (T1fV4)

217 Gamma Trianguli VI is the planet of giant Oompa Loompas.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

218 MkY, have you tried guajillo peppers?
Posted by: Ben Had

NO. But I'm game. What are they?

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (Foq6I)

219 Storm coming through with much needed rain. Yay I don't have to water what's left of my plants. I did manage a bumper crop of jalapenos. No idea what I'll do with them all.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 06:38 PM (nxdel)


Dry them (or not) and put them in 4 oz bottles of sesame oil for flaming hot chili oil.

You can add ginger or lemongrass to it if you want a more Thai flavor.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (ssx3L)

220 If we don't have a strategic hot sauce reserve, we should.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I have

Posted by: Miklos, on Red Beans and Rice Monday at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

221

Fuckin twitter....

Trending in United States
Chuck Todd
The Daily Show writer Matt Negrin shares a Thread discussing Chuck Todd, the host of NBC News' Meet the Press, and the lack of Democrats on his panels

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (4WPW/)

222 Going to make a guajillo dipping sauce for shrimp for the pre-MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (YSUK/)

223 Sinema is trolling the Dems.... fun to watch... but I ascribe no more to it than the entertainment value....

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (6Je/Q)

224 Is the collective noun for a group of sea otters a "Cuddle" or is it a "Spoon"?
Posted by: Kindltot at Sep


Awwww. It's called a raft.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (rNZuH)

225 @180 While media have focused on Manchin, Sinema was always the key. Se's the true swing vote unless there's a R defection.

If she holds to NO, Manchin will too to look good back in WV.

If she votes YES, then Manchin will cash his winning lottery ticket.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (ZHVt1)

226 Spell it GEOFF
Posted by: Miklos, all classy-like at September 20, 2021 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

He was a good driver
Great at innovation
Restarted Olympics sleds

But I hated the name Geoff Bodine (Bo Dine)

PS Jethro Bodine (pronounced Bodeen) was a great actor.

Posted by: National Geographic Commenters at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

227 If we don't have a strategic hot sauce reserve, we should.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

We need common sense hot sauce control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (mD/uy)

228 Really a food thread topic, but there is a pepper for everyone... probably several.
We grew "sweet paprika" peppers this year. Lordy!
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM (Foq6I)


The paprika or pimento are well worth growing. They're really just a super meaty bell, that's heart shaped. Great to grill, peel/seed and freeze as well as drying. I grew some Corno De Toro chilis this year, didn't do very well. My raised bed seems to leave a lot to be desired. Only the hot peppers and bells did good - the cuke died (how do you kill a fucking cuke?) and tomatoes are huge, but no tomatoes - well hardly any. Also grew an heirloom pepper that has yet to fruit. It's huge. But, I'll have a shit-ton of thai peppers anyway. The bush is easily 2'x'2 and covered.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)

229 I know an old guy that goes the day the new scratch offs come out and buys the entire roll of one selection.

A lot of trouble, but it's my understanding he always comes out ahead.

....

Must be different in various states.

We sold scratchers in a bar I worked at and there wasn't really a day the new scratchers arrived. The state mailed you packs of scratchers and you activated them every time you opened a new pack.

I guess some of the seasonal scratchers may have had a release date, but everything else was just a constant grind of the state stealing people's money 24/7.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (7F9te)

230 I love finally getting to see the Dems tied up in horrible knots by a "maverick" for a change.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

Psst, I meant the other, other team....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (7bRMQ)

231 Or a romp. Or a family.

I like romp. A romp of
Otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 07:26 PM (rNZuH)

232 Awwww. It's called a raft.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (rNZuH)

Rafting up at swingers bar is a good way to get a Magic Slate wife.

Posted by: National Geographic Commenters at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (yrol0)

233 Hi Mary, I hate to be a pest but the Optimists club has asked that you stay away from their meeting hall during and after their luncheons.

Were you really trying to kill snails with a framing hammer? The rumor I got was garbled.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (ssx3L)

234 Monkeys come in barrels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (guGkK)

235 MkY. guajillo are the second most used pepper in Mexican cuisine( I read that somewhere). I simmer them, grind them and add them to Mexican crema and make a dip.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:28 PM (YSUK/)

236 I guess one of the Left's current talking points is that Trump got the vaccine before anyone, never used HCQ and refused certain treatments after he got the Covid.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 20, 2021 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

237 I like the guy who was taunting those old lunatics on the plane. I haven't had any pushback, but I do the same thing. I make sure to be eating or drinking for like 95+% of my flight, just nibbling and sipping while I read. Dumb rules mean dumb rule-gaming. Deal with it, Karen.

I hope she stroked the fuck out because of Chad baiting her. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (eWgx0)

238 Were you really trying to kill snails with a framing hammer? The rumor I got was garbled.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (ssx3L)

She was actually trying to frame snails for killing with a hammer.

#SlugLife

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (6FeV1)

239 OrangeEnt, yes I know. The all-time best dressed women are almost always LLs (lipstick lesbians).

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Norm's Restoration Cafe Monday

-----

Please tell me that Norm MacDonald has been cloned if not resurrected ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (vAHT7)

241 Many things had to go wrong for Titanic to hit that iceberg and sink.
There was a new moon, else the iceberg would have been spotted in time.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 06:41 PM (ZHVt1)


John Jacob Astor could have taken a later passage, that would have been a good start.

Posted by: Kindltot *touches nose, waggles eyebrows and looks knowingly* at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (ssx3L)

242 Were you really trying to kill snails with a framing hammer? The rumor I got was garbled.
Posted by: Kindltot

We wuz framed

Posted by: the snails, innocent at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

243 I have watched that one a couple of times. She was a pretty gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:23 PM (FwSdb)


She was, and Norm was right about Box Office Poison. It's funny that Carrot Top uses more Botox than she does currently.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (wAnMi)

244 We sold scratchers in a bar I worked at and there wasn't really a day the new scratchers arrived. The state mailed you packs of scratchers and you activated them every time you opened a new pack.

I guess some of the seasonal scratchers may have had a release date, but everything else was just a constant grind of the state stealing people's money 24/7.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM (7F9te)

So I had a salesman that sold video on poker bars. I would put in about 20 to show them I was good guy and play the odds.

1. Take even money (jack or better mean free game)
b. Play the numbers (stats)
iii) Always got for 4 or kind when show 3.

Posted by: National Geographic Commenters at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (yrol0)

245 Were you really trying to kill snails with a framing hammer? The rumor I got was garbled.
Posted by: Kindltot

We wuz framed
Posted by: the snails

Nailed it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (mD/uy)

246 The Titanic got stuck in the Suez Canal sideways for a week. By the time they made it into the North Atlantic the delta variant iceberg was on the hunt. Every schoolchild knows the rest of the story.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (nsXgN)

247 Hello fellow insurrectionists!

Posted by: Proud Boy Member No. 18443 at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (guGkK)

248 Monkeys come in barrels.
Posted by: Cicero

*offers frosty mug of MonkeyBrau*

Posted by: Dieter-Miklos von Sprocketstein at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

249 Awwww. It's called a raft.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (rNZuH)

I thought it was called a surprise?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:31 PM (7bRMQ)

250 234 Monkeys come in barrels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (guGkK

-----

Karens come in scolds.

[Phrasing?]

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 07:31 PM (vAHT7)

251 234 Monkeys come in barrels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:27 PM (guGkK)

Dr Pepper comes in a bottles since his wife died.

Posted by: National Geographic Commenters at September 20, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

252 Nestmateriaal ! Very cool.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)

253 " Monkeys come in barrels."

That's why you should stay away from the bung hole when you are in there.

Posted by: f'd at September 20, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

254 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:32 PM (yrol0)

255 Ben Had, somebody told me white raisins soaked in gin was good for the rheumatiz and arthritis.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)


Try rum soaked cherries as well. Cherries by themselves are supposed to be good

I take Boron supplements, it seems to do my aching fingers some good

Posted by: Kindltot *touches nose, waggles eyebrows and looks knowingly* at September 20, 2021 07:32 PM (ssx3L)

256 Prince Albert comes either in a can or in Queen Victoria.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:33 PM (guGkK)

257 Every schoolchild knows the rest of the story.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (nsXgN)

Taking anal in a old car?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

258 aaargh

Off with the tinfoil

Posted by: Kindltot stupid sock at September 20, 2021 07:33 PM (ssx3L)

259 Men's room disagreement.

==


I must be very immature, but that is hilarious !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (V13WU)

260 Cherry juice is good for gout.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (nsXgN)

261 *offers frosty mug of MonkeyBrau*
Posted by: Dieter-Miklos von Sprocketstein at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Rules to wife:

If you see me in topsider and socks kill me.

Same for masterbrau

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (yrol0)

262 246 The Titanic got stuck in the Suez Canal sideways for a week. By the time they made it into the North Atlantic the delta variant iceberg was on the hunt. Every schoolchild knows the rest of the story.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (nsXgN)

-----

And then, at the end of The Hunt for Orange Man Bad, Obama said to Biden: "You arrogant ass. You've killed us!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (vAHT7)

263 *touches nose, waggles eyebrows and looks knowingly*

I don't care what you said. ^^ That ^^ is good stuff.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2021 07:35 PM (c7nKG)

264 Speaking of men's rooms...

I was at one of these newfangled food courts today delivering, when I discovered something interesting. This one place's restrooms had a mens' room and a womens' room... but the sink area was unisex. You had to pass through the sink area to get to the room for your designated gender...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)

265 Every schoolchild knows the rest of the story.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:30 PM (nsXgN)

I don't be reads cursive sir!

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel, Fake Witness at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

266 Posted by: Kindltot *touches nose, waggles eyebrows and looks knowingly*



*picks nose, trims eyebrows, and glares knowingly*

Posted by: L. Brezhnev at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

267 You know, this has been a good day. Yeah, our country is on the ropes, but our spirit will overcome.

Plus the leftists are morons.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (jvt6t)

268 I don't be reads cursive sir!
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel, Fake Witness at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

She speaks cursive real fucking well, though.
Motherfucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

269 #257
LOL. Apparently lots of young girls believed Jack was a real person who died, as if that shitty movie was a documentary.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (nsXgN)

270 I was at one of these newfangled food courts today delivering, when I discovered something interesting. This one place's restrooms had a mens' room and a womens' room... but the sink area was unisex. You had to pass through the sink area to get to the room for your designated gender...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)


Is messed up ....

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)

271 Cherry juice is good for gout.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (nsXgN)



Reminds me of one of my favorite internet memes.

Guy has a can of bug spray and asks "Is this good for wasps?"

Guy behind the counter says "No, it kills them."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (7F9te)

272 And then, at the end of The Hunt for Orange Man Bad, Obama said to Biden: "You arrogant ass. You've killed us!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (vAHT7)

Its better in the original Kenyan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (yrol0)

273 You had to pass through the sink area to get to the room for your designated gender...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)

And nothing untoward will ever happen there!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (7bRMQ)

274 237- I hope she stroked the fuck out because of Chad baiting her. Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 07:29 PM

While I think the woman was over-the-top hysterical, the guy seems like he's probably a dick 24/7. Maybe that's just the old lady in me. With that said, I'm flying in a couple of weeks and I'm terrified of ending up sitting next to anyone like that couple.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (qe5CM)

275 but the sink area was unisex. You had to pass through the sink area to get to the room for your designated gender...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Even money it's a toss up as to which group is the most disgusting using/not using the sinks.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (mD/uy)

276 I don't be reads cursive sir!
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel, Fake Witness at September 20, 2021 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

fucking genius

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

277 And then, at the end of The Hunt for Orange Man Bad, Obama said to Biden: "You arrogant ass. You've killed us!"


Just one ping DeathSantis. Just one.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (jvt6t)

278 Guys, the sink area was REALLY public and un-private though. It was like a lobby.

Only the actual 'toilet rooms' for the genders had doors...

Having said that, never seen a restroom like that before. Something could very well go wrong.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

279 Jak, Hear! Hear!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM (YSUK/)

280 264 Speaking of men's rooms...

I was at one of these newfangled food courts today delivering, when I discovered something interesting. This one place's restrooms had a mens' room and a womens' room... but the sink area was unisex. You had to pass through the sink area to get to the room for your designated gender...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:35 PM
When you said that, it dawned on me there is a bbq place here in ETEX like that. One set of sinks for 2 bathrooms. I wondered why those ladies were staring at me. I was just washing my feet.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM (0OP+5)

281 If we don't have a strategic hot sauce reserve, we should.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I have
Posted by: Miklos, on Red Beans and Rice Monday at September 20, 2021 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)


I think I have at least 10 different varieties of hot sauce on my house.

Posted by: Doof at September 20, 2021 07:40 PM (xacQ3)

282 Note to self: the cap on a Spaten is not twist-off. Ow.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 07:40 PM (nfrXX)

283 Honestly, before the modern candy age, I am guessing raisins were a LOT more popular.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2021 07:13 PM (FwSdb)


I dried raisins this year, I have some seedless grapes and there were too many to eat and not enough to juice

Dead ripe raisins are pretty tasty, better than the ones you buy in boxes at least

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (ssx3L)

284 Having said that, never seen a restroom like that before. Something could very well go wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)



Those are common in some parts of Europe but I can't remember where I've seen them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (guGkK)

285 Eromero, gotta stay aggressive with that athlete's foot fungus! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

286 Prince Albert comes either in a can or in Queen Victoria.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:33 PM (guGkK)


Despite her reputation as a prude, Victoria, in the early days, was fairly hot-blooded. Her wedding present to Albert was a statue of a nude Greek man. And when she was told by the court physician that her condition forbade her to have more children, she pouted, "Then, doctor, am I to have no more fun in bed?"

Albert, however, despite the male piercing attached (ha!) to his name, seems, from all available evidence, to have disliked sex and indulged only when there was no alternative.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

287 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

288 The blonde Va'al gal looks like someone I dated.

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (u+Y3T)

289 Howdy Ben Had!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

290 280- When you said that, it dawned on me there is a bbq place here in ETEX like that. One set of sinks for 2 bathrooms. I wondered why those ladies were staring at me. I was just washing my feet.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM

I think the bar at the top of the W Hotel in Minneapolis has the same setup.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (qe5CM)

291 Albert, however, despite the male piercing attached (ha!) to his name, seems, from all available evidence, to have disliked sex and indulged only when there was no alternative.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

Big V had a fling with some Arab princeling, or something, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

292 One set of sinks for 2 bathrooms. I wondered why those ladies were staring at me. I was just washing my feet.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:39 PM (0OP+5)



They should be grateful you weren't pissing in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (guGkK)

293
Does anyone else think of the movie "Elysium" when they see the elites maskless while the serfs are masked.
Posted by: Mookie


Star Trek Cloud Minders episode. Kirk got the miners to wear masks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

294 Vacation in Afghanistan: You never know where you'll beheaded.

Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

295 287 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (qe5CM)

296 What was that SF story about the cats with opposable thumbs on the space craft where the humans were in stasis and the cats in charge?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (0OP+5)


it wasn't Andre Norton, was it? She had a book about sapient cats.
I am pretty sure it wasn't Cordwainer Smith, Mrs Hitton's Littul Kittens were actually a form of Weasel

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (ssx3L)

297 MkY. guajillo are the second most used pepper in Mexican cuisine( I read that somewhere). I simmer them, grind them and add them to Mexican crema and make a dip.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks for that.
I've never met a Mexican recipe that couldn't be improved by a gringo with taste!
Har

Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (Foq6I)

298 Speaking of men's rooms...

Attended a function at an old downtown cathedral this weekend. The rest rooms were in the basement and original to the building.

All marble - floor to ceiling marble sheets on the walls, marble sinks, stall dividers and urinals. Modern faucet sets though. It was absolutely spotless and gorgeous.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (mD/uy)

299 LOL. Apparently lots of young girls believed Jack was a real person who died, as if that shitty movie was a documentary.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:37 PM (nsXgN)


IIRC, there was a tombstone for a "Jack Dawson" in the Halifax cemetery where Titanic victims were buried, and after the movie, his grave was regularly covered in flowers by mopey teenage girls and wine moms.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (2JVJo)

300 Albert, however, despite the male piercing attached (ha!) to his name, seems, from all available evidence, to have disliked sex and indulged only when there was no alternative.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (2JVJo)



Thanks. This explains the cans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (guGkK)

301 Going to bed early tonight, because I had a dreadful night's sleep last night. Some time around 3 AM a skunk let fly probably right underneath our window. The bedroom reeked of skunk smell for hours! I kept dozing off then waking up to that stink. At 5 AM I had to get up, as I knew I'd never get any sleep in those conditions. The rest of the house was fine, as I'd closed all the downstairs windows!

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (q77bd)

302 Vacation in Afghanistan: You never know where you'll beheaded.
Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)



What's that in the road ahead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

303 Prince Albert sounds like he enjoyed rainbows and pink dressing gowns.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM (nsXgN)

304 Vacation in Afghanistan.


Holiday in Cambodia had better music.

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

305 294 Vacation in Afghanistan: You never know where you'll beheaded.
Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

See Kabul and Die

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

306 294 Vacation in Afghanistan: You never know where you'll beheaded.
Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

Come for the Kashmir
Stay for the goatfucking

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM (yrol0)

307 While I think the woman was over-the-top hysterical, the guy seems like he's probably a dick 24/7. Maybe that's just the old lady in me. With that said, I'm flying in a couple of weeks and I'm terrified of ending up sitting next to anyone like that couple.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (qe5CM)

Deep down in places you don't talk about on Cafe threads, you want Chad on that plane. You need Chad on that plane.

Posted by: A Few Good Obligate Dickheads at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM (uClX2)

308 If you see me in topsider and socks kill me.

Same for masterbrau
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (yrol0)


I asked for a brick to the back of the head if I was seen in Birkenstocks and white socks. Unfortunately that eventually transmogrified into seen in white socks, then to just seen.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (wAnMi)

309 Wow...

Just lost what little respect for Tulsi Gabbard, total brain dead MIC shill.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (/B8gH)

310 Also at HotFart, there seems to have been a big turnaround on booster shots for Covid. "Oh geez, we don't need 'em after all!"

I.e., they'll be necessary after the 2022 midterms. Insisting on boosters = Dems lose the entire Congress.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

311 IIRC, there was a tombstone for a "Jack Dawson" in the Halifax cemetery where Titanic victims were buried, and after the movie, his grave was regularly covered in flowers by mopey teenage girls and wine moms.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (2JVJo)

A delinquent stowaway who boned a married woman and then died.

What a paragon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

312 Albert, however, despite the male piercing attached (ha!) to his name, seems, from all available evidence, to have disliked sex and indulged only when there was no alternative.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

quarterly

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (yrol0)

313 Big V had a fling with some Arab princeling, or something, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM (6FeV1)


The Munshi, an Indian servant who passed himself off as high caste, but was not. He was, like John Brown, an adored favorite of Victoria and hated by everyone else. Also like John Brown, there is no evidence that he was intimate with Her Royal and Imperial Highness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:46 PM (2JVJo)

314 309 Wow...

Just lost what little respect for Tulsi Gabbard, total brain dead MIC shill.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (/B8gH)

She's not Irish, is she?

Oh, wait, you meant..... nevermind...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2021 07:46 PM (6FeV1)

315 Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (q77bd)

Happened to our front door once. Nasty. Tomato juice and vinegar killed most of it. But then it smelled like a clinic serving Bloody Mary's.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:46 PM (jvt6t)

316 Deal with Portland traffic. Doctor's visit is okay. Traffic back is not too bad. Let the dogs out in the front yard. They still semm antsy when we go in so we go out back.

Young dog realizes his dream and kills a squirrel. It got away twice before he finally ended it. It's not like there is a shortage of squirrels here and they do taunt him. But it wasn't exactly what I wanted to deal with.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 07:46 PM (YynYJ)

317 Some time around 3 AM a skunk let fly probably right underneath our window. The bedroom reeked of skunk smell for hours! I kept dozing off then waking up to that stink.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette

Sorry Babe - what could I tell you as I was laying there? That was me.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette Spouse at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)

318 Inman badly needs someone to write him some fresh dialogue. Soiboi and hot pocket lines werent good to begin with and sure are stale by the 10 th rerun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (eJn7u)

319 Adults are back in Afghanistan. Too.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (T1fV4)

320 298 Speaking of men's rooms...

Attended a function at an old downtown cathedral this weekend. The rest rooms were in the basement and original to the building.

All marble - floor to ceiling marble sheets on the walls, marble sinks, stall dividers and urinals. Modern faucet sets though. It was absolutely spotless and gorgeous.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM

Oh, I love places that retain the beauty of the original, especially all of the marble. Sadly, not many left.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (qe5CM)

321 Psst, I meant the other, other team....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM


The one that doesn't own weed-whackers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

322 169 -- I think you're thinking of Mercedes Lackey's "Shipscat" collection. SKitty, right? Cat kills pests in the first story, is practically worshipped by the inhabitants?

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (JJatH)

323 If you see me in topsider and socks kill me.

Same for masterbrau
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:34 PM (yrol0)

*checks scope*

*waits*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (jvt6t)

324 I think I have at least 10 different varieties of hot sauce on my house.
Posted by: Doof

Somehow, 400 would not be a surprise!

Posted by: Miklos, figuring some kind of music-to-hot-sauce ratio at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

325 The Paolo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Munshi

Posted by: Paolo's biographer at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (7bRMQ)

326 Sorry Babe - what could I tell you as I was laying there? That was me.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette Spouse at September 20, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)


Look, after 35 years of marriage, I've pretty well seen (and smelled) it all, but this was beyond endurable.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (q77bd)

327 Jak, I need another appetizer.

guajillo dip with shrimp
mini basil gorgonzola meat balls
chicken wings
smoked bologna
and?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (YSUK/)

328 Psst, I meant the other, other team....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:25 PM

Sorry lads. I read "other, other white meat."

Posted by: Fat Bastard at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (jvt6t)

329 4 red shirts arrive....0 red shirts leave....

Posted by: Mookie at September 20, 2021 07:50 PM (u+Y3T)

330 296 What was that SF story about the cats with opposable thumbs on the space craft where the humans were in stasis and the cats in charge?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (0OP+5)

it wasn't Andre Norton, was it? She had a book about sapient cats.
I am pretty sure it wasn't Cordwainer Smith, Mrs Hitton's Littul Kittens were actually a form of Weasel

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 07:42 PM
The cats killed some mouse-sized humanoid aliens, I think, and when the crew praised them they just licked their paws like 'whatever'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

331 Albert, however, despite the male piercing attached (ha!) to his name, seems, from all available evidence, to have disliked sex and indulged only when there was no alternative.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

quarterly
Posted by: rhennigantx

*checks Q3 KPIs*

Posted by: Queen Victora, inventor of the "spread sheet" at September 20, 2021 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

332 Inman badly needs someone to write him some fresh dialogue. Soiboi and hot pocket lines werent good to begin with and sure are stale by the 10 th rerun.

I watch 'em with the sound off. The vids speak for themselves and, as you say, Inman is pretty much a one-time gag.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 07:51 PM (nfrXX)

333 If it weren't for that pesky iceberg, Jack Dawson would have gotten away with that diamond, and the nude drawing for blackmail insurance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2021 07:51 PM (ZHVt1)

334 301 Going to bed early tonight, because I had a dreadful night's sleep last night. Some time around 3 AM a skunk let fly probably right underneath our window. The bedroom reeked of skunk smell for hours! I kept dozing off then waking up to that stink. At 5 AM I had to get up, as I knew I'd never get any sleep in those conditions. The rest of the house was fine, as I'd closed all the downstairs windows!
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM (q77bd)

I enjoy the smell of skunk...

Reminds me of when I was a youngster, falling asleep on long car rides traveling down country roads on a warm night.

It's odd, but it's a thing...

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (BgMrQ)

335 I asked for a brick to the back of the head if I was seen in Birkenstocks and white socks. Unfortunately that eventually transmogrified into seen in white socks, then to just seen.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:45 PM (wAnMi)

I used to like sox. I had so many color and patterns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (yrol0)

336 That's funny..

As Tucker was moving from one segment to the next, he blurted out, did Jefferey Epstein really kill himself?

He chuckled then announced the next segment wasn't about that, it was just something the at crossed his mind at that time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (/B8gH)

337 and?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (YSUK/)
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Mini quiche!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

338 It's Election Night here in Canada tonight. First federal election I didn't vote. What's the point? We've got the same uniparty up here you do down in the US. It's a pity; we used to have election night parties to watch the returns come in, both for our elections and the US ones. They were lots of fun; Super Bowl for nerds.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (q77bd)

339 All marble - floor to ceiling marble sheets on the walls, marble sinks, stall dividers and urinals. Modern faucet sets though. It was absolutely spotless and gorgeous.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:43 PM

Our toilets are nicer than most people's homes.

Posted by: Engulf and Devour at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

340 *checks scope*

*waits*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:48 PM (jvt6t)

ha

notice I did not say good Houston IPA

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (yrol0)

341 and?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (YSUK/)

Head count?

Posted by: Fat Bastard at September 20, 2021 07:53 PM (jvt6t)

342 307 While I think the woman was over-the-top hysterical, the guy seems like he's probably a dick 24/7. Maybe that's just the old lady in me. With that said, I'm flying in a couple of weeks and I'm terrified of ending up sitting next to anyone like that couple.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:38 PM (qe5CM)

Deep down in places you don't talk about on Cafe threads, you want Chad on that plane. You need Chad on that plane.
Posted by: A Few Good Obligate Dickheads at September 20, 2021 07:44 PM

Hmm, if he looked like a beefy undercover air marshall, I might agree with you. Instead, he reminded me of that trans influencer the Biden White House hired to do the vaccine promo. But, I'll dig deeper into my subconscious to see if you might be onto something!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 07:53 PM (qe5CM)

343 It's Election Night here in Canada tonight. First federal election I didn't vote. What's the point? We've got the same uniparty up here you do down in the US. It's a pity; we used to have election night parties to watch the returns come in, both for our elections and the US ones. They were lots of fun; Super Bowl for nerds.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (

Same reason I quit watching NBA playoffs. If the leagues rigging them, who cares? Dumb. Boring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 07:54 PM (uClX2)

344 Off fat sock

Posted by: Fat Bastard at September 20, 2021 07:54 PM (jvt6t)

345 Take two.

Posted by: FaJak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:54 PM (jvt6t)

346 Fat Bastard, 30+

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (YSUK/)

347 My God. Barrel, take me away!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (jvt6t)

348 Jak, I need another appetizer.


Posted by: Ben Had


Vinetta

But use olive oil and lotsa garlic

http://www.mamaliga.com/appetizers/eggplant-dip

Posted by: Chef Miklos at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)

349 @318

>>Inman badly needs someone to write him some fresh dialogue.

Well, the whole skit, for lack of a better construction, has become exhausted.

It's somewhat similar to most episodic television, if they are going to be good, they have about three solid seasons in them, and that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (/B8gH)

350 Skunks and Queen Victoria do not fuck in the afternoon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (yrol0)

351 Sorry lads. I read "other, other white meat."

Posted by: Fat Bastard at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (jvt6t)

Well, I'm sure it gets eaten too....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (7bRMQ)

352 346 Fat Bastard, 30+
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:55 PM (YSUK/)
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Little finger sammiches with no crust and a sprig of dill!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

353 One more appetizer...crab-stuffed deviled eggs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM (nsXgN)

354 Our toilets are nicer than most people's homes.
Posted by: Engulf and Devour at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

I am old enough to have gone to a real south arkansas shiiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)

355 Had a checkup at eye doc today. Was hoping for some good news for once. In addition to all the other problems, it seems I now have glaucoma. Ok God, you win. I'm done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)

356 And out of left field comes gourmand Weasel.

Dude, I got you covered with the bacon wrapped jalapeno queso!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (YSUK/)

357 All marble bathroom.

Marblehead.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (nsXgN)

358 Same reason I quit watching NBA playoffs. If the leagues rigging them, who cares? Dumb. Boring.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 07:54 PM (uClX2)

Call me when it is 55% white 30% mexican and 13% black

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)

359 I am old enough to have gone to a real south arkansas shiiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)

Corn cob, or Sears catalogue?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (7bRMQ)

360 356 And out of left field comes gourmand Weasel.

Dude, I got you covered with the bacon wrapped jalapeno queso!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (YSUK/)
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OK!! Thank you! Those are delightful,

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

361 BTW - the Project Veritas Pt 1 Federal Whistleblower video dropped. Hope it gets out there.

https://youtu.be/obdI7tgKLtA

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (wAnMi)

362 Had a checkup at eye doc today. Was hoping for some good news for once. In addition to all the other problems, it seems I now have glaucoma. Ok God, you win. I'm done.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Sorry to hear that. But glaucoma can be treated pretty easily if it's caught early, right? I seem to recall that it's a real scourge in Third World countries where they don't have medical treatment, but here we can take care of it.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 20, 2021 07:59 PM (q77bd)

363 355 Had a checkup at eye doc today. Was hoping for some good news for once. In addition to all the other problems, it seems I now have glaucoma. Ok God, you win. I'm done.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)

Eye drops and you are Ok for many years. Lost any peripheral?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:59 PM (yrol0)

364 Gab link in case someone needs an uncensored source for Project Veritas stuff tonight. It won't last long on the other social media.

https://tinyurl.com/2k3p972k

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 20, 2021 07:59 PM (c8cE2)

365 guajillo dip with shrimp
mini basil gorgonzola meat balls
chicken wings
smoked bologna
and?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (YSUK/)


If I'm allowed to contribute, I make a kickass spinach dip.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 20, 2021 07:59 PM (hP4QN)

366 Corn cob, or Sears catalogue?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (7bRMQ)

We had paper not fucking heathens!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)

367 I enjoy the smell of skunk...

Yeah. I feel the same way about the smell of another grown man's ass.

Posted by: Frank Luntz, Polling the GOP at September 20, 2021 08:00 PM (QU5/8)

368 Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 07:15 PM (mD/uy)

I think that jalapeņos can be substituted in the recipe I posted.

Posted by: Toni at September 20, 2021 08:00 PM (PgM6e)

369 Basil gorgonzola meatballs sound completely awesome. I need to take a stab at that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:00 PM (uClX2)

370 I am old enough to have gone to a real south arkansas shiiter
Posted by: rhennigantx

For a time, the rest stops along the interstates in Ohio had glorified outhouses with 18" red clay pipes stuck into the ground.

Stay classy Ohio.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

371 Grilled boudin sliced and served with thinly sliced baguette.

Red or white remoulade to garnish.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:01 PM (jvt6t)

372 355 Had a checkup at eye doc today. Was hoping for some good news for once. In addition to all the other problems, it seems I now have glaucoma. Ok God, you win. I'm done.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM

Others have already noted this, but it's very treatable. My grandmother and mom both had it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (qe5CM)

373 Dr Maria Gonazlas: The Government doesn't want to show that the darn vaccine is full of shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (/B8gH)

374 My dad had glaucoma for years and years. Put drops in his eyes every night, no problems.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (nsXgN)

375 Sorry. You made me think.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (jvt6t)

376 For a time, the rest stops along the interstates in Ohio had glorified outhouses with 18" red clay pipes stuck into the ground.

Stay classy Ohio.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

Something about Marybeth

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (yrol0)

377 Jordan, Darlin, you are in! I can do me some spinach dip.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (YSUK/)

378 For a time, the rest stops along the interstates in Ohio had glorified outhouses with 18" red clay pipes stuck into the ground.

Stay classy Ohio.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

It's like Mario Bros, except the place you warp to is really, really lame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:03 PM (uClX2)

379 All marble - floor to ceiling marble sheets on the walls, marble sinks, stall dividers and urinals. Modern faucet sets though. It was absolutely spotless and gorgeous.
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The two main train stations in Chicago were all marble including huge pillars all over like Grand Central Station if it's still up. Beautiful. Knocked them both down.

Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)

380 Thanks Toni - I also have a bumper crop of jalapenos. I'll check out that recipe.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 08:04 PM (mD/uy)

381 Jordan, Darlin, you are in! I can do me some spinach dip.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (YSUK/)


Yay! We're staying in the RV with WDS so I'll actually have a kitchen.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 20, 2021 08:04 PM (hP4QN)

382 We had paper not fucking heathens!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)

Slowly puts away catalogue, kicks cobs under the table....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:04 PM (7bRMQ)

383 Pre natal vaccines are now approved, including third trimester booster series!!

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (KKSwQ)

384 and?
Posted by: Ben Had

Fresh sliced mozzarella, fresh sliced tomatoes, and a couple of basil leaves stacked in that order and drenched in balsamic vinegar.

Can be made ahead of time if kept cool/cold.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (IC7GT)

385 354 Our toilets are nicer than most people's homes.
Posted by: Engulf and Devour at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

I am old enough to have gone to a real south arkansas shiiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM
Me and my older brother (ages 6 and burned down Granny's outhouse smoking. It was made out of fat lightered.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

386 Sorry. You made me think.

You must be new here.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (nfrXX)

387 Jordan, Too cool.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:06 PM (YSUK/)

388 Yay! We're staying in the RV with WDS so I'll actually have a kitchen.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex

Kitchenette

'Ettes in Kitchenettes

I see potential here

Posted by: Aspiring TV Producer Miklos at September 20, 2021 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

389 Slowly puts away catalogue, kicks cobs under the table....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:04 PM (7bRMQ)

Scout leader

so my Wife and daughter both gril scouts. At primitive camp the moms (not wife) got up to drive to town 15 miles and get coffee and take an electric shit. ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:07 PM (yrol0)

390 Corn cob, or Sears catalogue?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 07:58 PM (7bRMQ)


That reminds me of a joke:

An old country couple are sleeping when Paw feels the call of nature and heads out to the necessary. After he's done his business, he suddenly realizes there isn't any paper, or corncob or anything for him to clean himself with. He looks around, desperate, but then, to his relief, sees something white on the floor of the outhouse, gleaming in the moonlight.

A while later, he comes back inside and climbs into bed. "What took you so long, Paw?" his wife asks. "I stopped at the pump to wash my hands," the man answers.

"But, Paw, you never stop at the pump after you go to the outhouse," his wife wonders.

"I know, Maw," he answers, "but, damn it, I never wiped my ass with a moonbeam before, either."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:07 PM (2JVJo)

391 I was pleasantly surprised that the doctor didn't make a big deal about the Wuflu shot. Asked if I wanted it and I said no. Asked if I had any concerns to discuss and I said no. Told her I was pretty much isolated and just didn't see the need right now. She was happy I lost some weight and my lungs are clear.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 08:07 PM (YynYJ)

392 Me and my older brother (ages 6 and burned down Granny's outhouse smoking. It was made out of fat lightered.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

ha! What brand!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (yrol0)

393 I recall at the ball park the mens urinal was a trough about 25' long, tilted at about 5 degrees for drainage, constant rinse, no dividers, walk up, unzip, look up, never right or left, let 'er rip.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (aAP3z)

394 383 Pre natal vaccines are now approved, including third trimester booster series!!
Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (KKSwQ)

New England JM says NOPE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (yrol0)

395 Appreciate it everyone, but the glaucoma is just the latest with this eye. Four surgeries in the last ten months and it's my only good eye. One step forward, two steps back.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (kTF2Z)

396 Pre natal vaccines are now approved, including third trimester booster series!!

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (KKSwQ)

Please to ignore multi headed babies in hospital nurseries. It is Western propaganda, there are no - well, only a few multi headed babies in hospital nurseries.

Posted by: Political Officer of Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (7bRMQ)

397 377 Jordan, Darlin, you are in! I can do me some spinach dip.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM

Instead of crackers or sourdough, I serve my spinach dip on pumpernickel bread squares. Yummy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (qe5CM)

398 AZ deplorable , one amendment -- Tuscan Herb olive oil from Sedona Divine.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (YSUK/)

399 "I know, Maw," he answers, "but, damn it, I never wiped my ass with a moonbeam before, either."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

There is a 50% chance that this joke is Haram

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)

400 393 I recall at the ball park the mens urinal was a trough about 25' long, tilted at about 5 degrees for drainage, constant rinse, no dividers, walk up, unzip, look up, never right or left, let 'er rip.
Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (aAP3z)

Now do that with gals

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (yrol0)

401 Jordan, Darlin, you are in! I can do me some spinach dip.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:02 PM (YSUK/)

Yay! We're staying in the RV with WDS so I'll actually have a kitchen.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 20, 2021 08:04 PM (hP4QN)

I hate that I will miss yet another Texas MoMe. Shooting for next year. I love the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 08:10 PM (x8Wzq)

402 All marble -

29 years ago worked in the basement art dept of Frederick of Hollywood. Un necessary remodeling revealed Egyptian homage ceiling art, the bldg was an old Catholic Church. Beautiful marble walls were prised out in lieu of pink drywall. Every contractor took home enough marble for several projects. What a waste.

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at September 20, 2021 08:10 PM (KKSwQ)

403 I think goats and ducks are hilarious and cute and have therefore earned a lifetime non-consumption pass from me and my cats.

Posted by: SamIam at September 20, 2021 08:10 PM (oasF3)

404 Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs has the strangest pictures

https://tinyurl.com/cyz2zskf

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 08:11 PM (ssx3L)

405 354 Our toilets are nicer than most people's homes.
Posted by: Engulf and Devour at September 20, 2021 07:52 PM (7bRMQ)

I am old enough to have gone to a real south arkansas shiiter

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)


Did it have a "Whites Only" sign?

Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:11 PM (I5FZ1)

406 re: Commisar of Plenty

Ahh, but you just said the materials were taken to be re-purposed and displayed for others to enjoy. Sure beats a dump!

Posted by: SamIam at September 20, 2021 08:12 PM (oasF3)

407 I recall at the ball park the mens urinal was a trough about 25' long, tilted at about 5 degrees for drainage, constant rinse, no dividers, walk up, unzip, look up, never right or left, let 'er rip.
Posted by: when MLB was normal

Now do that with gals
Posted by: rhennigantx

Papa Joe's and The Oar House, Columbus early '70s. The lines for the ladies room were horrendous and therefore, some of the gals would use the men's rooms 'sinks'.

Not kidding. It was a different time.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2021 08:12 PM (mD/uy)

408 Just in Trudeau:

King for evermuthafucking life

Orders 1 out of 4 killed in Alberta.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:12 PM (yrol0)

409 Just finished watching Tucker. Not sure I want to check my BP right now. Why doesn't someone throw a fucking shoe at Psaki's head? How can she just stand up there and lie like that? Damn her to Hell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:13 PM (nxdel)

410 AZ deplorable , one amendment -- Tuscan Herb olive oil from Sedona Divine.
Posted by: Ben Had

That'll do.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2021 08:13 PM (IC7GT)

411 Pug, You will be missed but we will have toast in your honor.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:13 PM (YSUK/)

412 "I know, Maw," he answers, "but, damn it, I never wiped my ass with a moonbeam before, either."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:07 PM (2JVJo)

They wouldn't get it in certain middle eastern countries....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (7bRMQ)

413 403 I think goats and ducks are hilarious and cute and have therefore earned a lifetime non-consumption pass from me and my cats.
Posted by: SamIam at September 20, 2021 08:10 PM (oasF3)

Please rate duck boats manned by Taliban?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (yrol0)

414 355 Had a checkup at eye doc today. Was hoping for some good news for once. In addition to all the other problems, it seems I now have glaucoma. Ok God, you win. I'm done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)
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That little girl Mary Jane is helpful in that area.
Might help with the g. a. s. too

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (Of5dT)

415 You must be new here.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2021 08:05 PM (nfrXX)

Right?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (jvt6t)

416 "Never paint the shitter when someone is using the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy "

Now what if you are the one using the shitter? Couldn't you get the low spots while you were sitting there?


I want to know what pervert was operating a camera in the restroom. Had to be staged.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (+LCoQ)

417 I love the Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks

Hordenliebe

If you are sad that you can't go to MoMe

KeineMoMefurmichsbedauernskeit


Posted by: Miklos, consulting the Dictionary of Increasingly Lengthy German Words at September 20, 2021 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)

418 Just in Trudeau:

King for evermuthafucking life

Orders 1 out of 4 killed in Alberta.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:12 PM (yrol0)

Well, he is, after all, the bastard son of Fidel Castro.

Evil may indeed be genetic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 08:15 PM (x8Wzq)

419 -
Brutal video by James O'Keefe on Covid with HHS whistleblower nurse. "This is evil at the highest levels..." "I think they want people to die."

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 20, 2021 07:20 PM -
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What's the gist of the new info?

Posted by: irright at September 20, 2021 08:15 PM (BB7pQ)

420 393 I recall at the ball park the mens urinal was a trough about 25' long, tilted at about 5 degrees for drainage, constant rinse, no dividers, walk up, unzip, look up, never right or left, let 'er rip.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:08 PM (aAP3z)


Some of the men's rooms at Talladega used to be like that, before NASCAR got all fancy. A local dirt track here in central Iowa still has one.

Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:16 PM (I5FZ1)

421 Did it have a "Whites Only" sign?
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:11 PM (I5FZ1)

I have never seen a whites only sign. However, my cousins and I went into balcony (negros) and proceeded to rain down ice on others.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:16 PM (yrol0)

422

The Department of Veterans Affairs wants to hear from its customers, so to speak, but check your skin color before raising your hand. The VA is holding dozens of "listening sessions" for patients at its medical facilities. Eight cities are being virtually canvassed, with hearings for "racial/ethnic minorities," "LGBTQ+ veterans," and so forth.

At a session on race last week in Augusta, Ga., a woman who described herself as white spoke in favor of inclusive language and safe spaces. "I appreciate your being upfront about the fact that you're not a person of color yourself," the VA's facilitator chided, "because this listening session is for those from racial and ethnic minorities, to give them that kind of safe space." The woman took the hint and shut up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

423 Dick move, duck.

Posted by: flounder at September 20, 2021 08:18 PM (KnJdm)

424 390- "But, Paw, you never stop at the pump after you go to the outhouse," his wife wonders.

"I know, Maw," he answers, "but, damn it, I never wiped my ass with a moonbeam before, either."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:07 PM

Hey, wait a minute!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2021 08:18 PM (qe5CM)

425 What's the gist of the new info?
Posted by: irright at September 20, 2021 08:15 PM (BB7pQ)


The shots cause heart failure, hospitals are prohibited from treating with *that medicine that is not to be named on YouTube* and compelling employees to chose between jobs and jabs that might kill them is bad

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 08:18 PM (ssx3L)

426 Some of the men's rooms at Talladega used to be like that, before NASCAR got all fancy. A local dirt track here in central Iowa still has one.
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:16 PM (I5FZ1)

Wait wut they tore down the piss walls. I was there when the tornado took off my trailer. Ho Lee Fook. My cous and I camped in my truck the rest of the weekend. You ever showered in drawers with a hose?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (yrol0)

427 That little girl Mary Jane is helpful in that area.
Might help with the g. a. s. too
Posted by: Braenyard

How dare you! It's illegal and only losers use it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (KAi1n)

428 Pug, You will be missed but we will have toast in your honor.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:13 PM (YSUK/)

Muchas gracias. We had it all planned out. But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

429 And if I have to hear one more word about Gabby Petito I swear I'll go postal. I'm sorry she's dead but fuck! Country is going into the shitter and this is what the MSM is talking about. Women go missing every damn day in this country. More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)

430 AZ deplorable , one amendment -- Tuscan Herb olive oil from Sedona Divine.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:09 PM (YSUK/)


Who's Sedona Divine?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2021 08:20 PM (P4LRL)

431 And back then, a draft beer was a dollar and everyone thought it was a total rip off.
12 oz of something like Hamm's or Schlitz.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:20 PM (aAP3z)

432 Evil at the highest levels? Of course. It's like saying "there's steak and puttanesca in YD's fridge." It goes without saying.

If you look at the US federal government and see anything but unremitting, undiluted wickedness, then glaucoma is a walk in the park compared to your vision problems.

These people are demons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:21 PM (uClX2)

433 But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.

Damn Pug, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:21 PM (nxdel)

434 Hey Jewells!

I didn't know about the latest missing woman story until this morning.

Just another squirrel for the dim-witted to chase.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 08:21 PM (bgWIn)

435 Who's Sedona Divine?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2021 08:20 PM (P4LRL)


20 dollars. Same as in town.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:21 PM (jvt6t)

436 Probably Luckies, Camels, PallMalls, Chesterfield, or Pacayune. Real cigarettes for six or eight year old real men.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

437
More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.
Posted by: Jewells45


It's just the latest Jon Benet Ramsey/ Natalie Holloway whatever local story pushed worldwide.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2021 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

438 Condolences, Pug.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 08:22 PM (bgWIn)

439 429 And if I have to hear one more word about Gabby Petito I swear I'll go postal. I'm sorry she's dead but fuck! Country is going into the shitter and this is what the MSM is talking about. Women go missing every damn day in this country. More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)

Black peeps kill more Black peeps every weekend than white people kill black peeps every year.

Jewells Our society hates women and I have no idea why!!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:22 PM (yrol0)

440 Dang, Pug. I'm sorry to hear that

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (uClX2)

441 More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)

Michelle Malkin called it "Missing Pretty Girl Syndrome."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (x8Wzq)

442 429 And if I have to hear one more word about Gabby Petito I swear I'll go postal. I'm sorry she's dead but fuck! Country is going into the shitter and this is what the MSM is talking about. Women go missing every damn day in this country. More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)


Yeah, a pretty white girl goes missing and it's all over the news. A few dozen black kids get murdered in Chicago every year and it's no big deal.

Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (I5FZ1)

443 How dare you! It's illegal and only losers use it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (KAi1n)
-----------------

Was going to tell Duke to talk to you but I didn't want to push it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (Of5dT)

444 Muchas gracias. We had it all planned out. But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)


Oh so much sorry!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (yrol0)

445 Trudeau orders 1 in 4 what killed in Alberta? I know a couple people there....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (7bRMQ)

446 Women go missing every damn day in this country. More importantly children go missing every damn day and not a peep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)


FARK always called it the "pretty blonde dead girl" story that got more play than anything

Who cares about the rambling of a power mad dementia patient, or the actions of a power mad lunatic who after all?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (ssx3L)

447 TPTB aren't all that keen about men, either.

Then again, Stan and his minions have a special hatred for humanity, period.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (bgWIn)

448 hogmartin, The best olive oil place in the country after Kinloch plantation.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:24 PM (YSUK/)

449 Black peeps kill more Black peeps every weekend than white people kill black peeps every year.

Jewells Our society hates women and I have no idea why!!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:22 PM (yrol0)

Yeah, a pretty white girl goes missing and it's all over the news. A few dozen black kids get murdered in Chicago every year and it's no big deal.
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (I5FZ1)

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:24 PM (yrol0)

450 Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)


Prayers to you and yours.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:24 PM (jvt6t)

451 A few dozen black kids get murdered in Chicago every year and it's no big deal.
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (I5FZ1)

Hundreds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:24 PM (uClX2)

452 Just another squirrel for the dim-witted to chase.

Yep. The few lib friends I have on FB, it's all they talk about. Not what's happening at the border, not Afghanistan, not how our rights are being stripped away because COVID!..nope.. this is what they are talking about. Fucking empty headed shallow assholes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)

453 Duke, thinking positive thoughts for you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:26 PM (jvt6t)

454 My understanding was the young lady had somewhat of a YouTube following, (enough to provide an income) which likely had something to do with the boyfriend scumbag, possible murderer.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:26 PM (aAP3z)

455  I recall at the ball park the mens urinal was a trough about 25' long, tilted at about 5 degrees for drainage, constant rinse, no dividers, walk up, unzip, look up, never right or left, let 'er rip.
Posted by: when MLB was normal

I remember a SC beach town bar that had a medium sized trough in the men's room. There was also a nearby 55 gal plastic barrel that many of us used for surge capacity. Filled to the brim, it was. The red solo cup regatta on its placid waters was a nice touch.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 20, 2021 08:26 PM (s8bCT)

456 Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

AOP is the 1 in one in four.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (jvt6t)

457 Yeah, a pretty white girl goes missing and it's all over the news. A few dozen black kids get murdered in Chicago every year and it's no big deal.
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (I5FZ1)

yeah thug murdered in Minnie and we burn $2 or 3 billion. We have church that will be built to St George within 2 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (yrol0)

458 Michelle Malkin called it "Missing Pretty Girl Syndrome."

Heh.. hadn't heard that one. They never did find her niece. That had to be horrible for her family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (nxdel)

459 445 Trudeau orders 1 in 4 what killed in Alberta? I know a couple people there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (7bRMQ)

It was a preview for the redstates.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (yrol0)

460 I know an old guy that goes the day the new scratch offs come out and buys the entire roll of one selection.

A lot of trouble, but it's my understanding he always comes out ahead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 20, 2021 07:19 PM (R92o9)

That doesn't compute. With lottery tickets, the number of losers times the price always has to exceed the value of all the prizes, or else the game goes broke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2021 08:28 PM (/PvHT)

461 Muchas gracias. We had it all planned out. But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)


Oh no, Pug, I'm so sorry! I hadn't heard.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 20, 2021 08:28 PM (hP4QN)

462 451 A few dozen black kids get murdered in Chicago every year and it's no big deal.
Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:23 PM (I5FZ1)

Hundreds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:24 PM (uClX2)


The current Chicago total is over six hundred for the year so far. I don't know how many were kids, but a significant number. Almost all were black people murdered by other black people.

But we're not supposed to talk about that, and you can be sure the news media will never mention it.

Posted by: a.moron at September 20, 2021 08:28 PM (I5FZ1)

463 And if I have to hear one more word about Gabby Petito I swear I'll go postal. I'm sorry she's dead but fuck! Country is going into the shitter and this is what the MSM is talking about.

Posted by: Jewells45

Just yesterday I was yelling that very thing at the tv.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (s8bCT)

464 Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

AOP is the 1 in one in four.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (jvt6t)

I am guessing AOP will come heavy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (x8Wzq)

465 What's the gist of the new info?
Posted by: irright at September 20, 2021 08:15 PM (BB7pQ)


This is basically the phase of clinical trials they should be reporting every suspicious thing that happens within 60 days of taking the vax. Instead, nobody is reporting squat. They're being threatened if they do, and they make it as miserable as possible in the paperwork. The hospital the whistlelblower is at won't allow alternatives at all. Her friend died from the vax, plus they talked about a 30 year old that suddenly got congestive heart failure, and a 15 year old that got blood clots. Both perfectly healthy as in not overweight.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (wAnMi)

466 I looked at Fox today for news of the market meltdown and all I see is this story on two idiots, that one is now dead. So what?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (jvt6t)

467 Pug, Condolences and prayers to you and your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (YSUK/)

468 The reason you never look right or left is that one time you were pissing at the trough and John Wayne sidled up next to you and started pissing, you looked at him, pivoted 90 degrees in mid-stream, and exclaimed "John WAYNE!!!"
Soaking him.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (aAP3z)

469 Posted by: Pug Mahon

More prayers...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (IC7GT)

470 Noooooorms

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 20, 2021 08:30 PM (pM+lA)

471 Eyewitness video of La Palma eruption.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYN2GwM360

This will probably go on for months.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 20, 2021 08:30 PM (bgWIn)

472 >>> 428 Pug, You will be missed but we will have toast in your honor.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:13 PM (YSUK/)

Muchas gracias. We had it all planned out. But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

{{{Pug}}}

Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2021 08:30 PM (ACi07)

473 Sorry folks I'm out. I'm having a not good posting night.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:31 PM (jvt6t)

474 Oh Shite, I just looked at my hash.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:31 PM (YSUK/)

475 I hate that I will miss yet another Texas MoMe. Shooting for next year. I love the Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Longshanks at September 20, 2021 08:10 PM (x8Wzq)


I'd love to go to one. But there is no way in hell I am flying.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:31 PM (2JVJo)

476 I've seen our rooster break up "disagreements" between two of our hens.

And.. Project Veritas released part one. I am watching on vladtepesblog.

Posted by: Flyover at September 20, 2021 08:32 PM (Rbu5d)

477 I'm just gonna post my ONT first here, okay?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:32 PM (+WWsf)

478 The reason you never look right or left is that one time you were pissing at the trough and John Wayne sidled up next to you and started pissing, you looked at him, pivoted 90 degrees in mid-stream, and exclaimed "John WAYNE!!!"
Soaking him.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (aAP3z)

Pardon, pardon, pardon. You're pissing on my shoe!

Posted by: Bernaise at September 20, 2021 08:32 PM (7bRMQ)

479 @474: "Oh Shite, I just looked at my hash."

Slightly better than YSUKR.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:32 PM (+WWsf)

480 Who is Gabby Petito? I honestly have no idea. Since I never watch the newz. I will hazard a gues that it is some missing white chick, like the one that was killed in Aruba.

Am I close?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 20, 2021 08:33 PM (pM+lA)

481 This is basically the phase of clinical trials they should be reporting every suspicious thing that happens within 60 days of taking the vax. Instead, nobody is reporting squat. They're being threatened if they do, and they make it as miserable as possible in the paperwork. The hospital the whistlelblower is at won't allow alternatives at all. Her friend died from the vax, plus they talked about a 30 year old that suddenly got congestive heart failure, and a 15 year old that got blood clots. Both perfectly healthy as in not overweight.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 20, 2021 08:29 PM (wAnMi)

23 k tested ZERO diff in vax vs got sick

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2021 08:34 PM (yrol0)

482 Local news doing a story about "needle dropping", and why syringe littering is "on the rise" tonight at 10pm.

Never change, Minneapolis. Never change.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:34 PM (+WWsf)

483 The shots cause heart failure, hospitals are prohibited from treating with *that medicine that is not to be named on YouTube* and compelling employees to chose between jobs and jabs that might kill them is bad
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2021 08:18 PM (ssx3L)


And none of the Branch Covidians will hear this, or even care if they do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:34 PM (2JVJo)

484 I'd love to go to one. But there is no way in hell I am flying.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:31 PM (2JVJo)

Basically I consider the entirety of CONUS to be driving distance. just gotta have enough vacation time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:34 PM (x8Wzq)

485 Pug
I'm sad I won't get to meet you.

Please feel the grace and peace of our Lord surround you and love you and your family.

*raises glass*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

486 Sorry to hear that Pug.

Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

487 Who is Gabby Petito? I honestly have no idea. Since I never watch the newz. I will hazard a gues that it is some missing white chick, like the one that was killed in Aruba.

Am I close?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 20, 2021 08:33 PM (pM+lA)

Yes, buy Wyoming this time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:35 PM (x8Wzq)

488 And on that lousy note, I'm signing off.

See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2021 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

489 lol Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:37 PM (nxdel)

490 The current Chicago total is over six hundred for the year so far.

Mostly young black males... And they're just the ones that get reported, and where a body is found, and that the police don't use every available bit of creative accounting to write off as something else. G-d only knows what the real murder rate in America's cities really is.

Start counting the drug deaths, terminal diseases, and the more-or-less permanent incarcerations, and the human toll of these cities might look like it presents a social problem. But that would require the media to be critical of Dem governments, so nah. Better to keep whistling past the charnel house, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:37 PM (uClX2)

491 Gabby was apparently part of the YouTube set, and had fans, and, being an unaffiliated 20 year old blond, she attracted lots of admirers, not all of which were of high moral character.
That is the only reason this case is different from others.

Posted by: when MLB was normal at September 20, 2021 08:39 PM (aAP3z)

492 We are proud to announce that we be having a Gay Pride Day Perande to honor Geirge Fliyd in October. Please makes plans to intend for a good cuase.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2021 08:39 PM (c/Cmx)

493 Pug
I'm sad I won't get to meet you.

Please feel the grace and peace of our Lord surround you and love you and your family.

*raises glass*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2021 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

Next time 'round.

It's Mom, and Kathy's husband and son I pray for. They are a harmonious family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (x8Wzq)

494 Jewells, that was slightly better than USUK.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (YSUK/)

495 YD, 60 years of Great Society.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (0OP+5)

496 At this point, what teachers are NOT pedos/groomers?...he asks observing teachers' social media and curriculums

https://mobile.twitter.com/JUSTcatmeme2/status/
1440119004023214087

Pedo Vibs

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dkAbo)

497 Ben Had,
Remind me what scotch you recommend, please. Balvenie?

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2021 08:41 PM (AMIL/)

498 I'm stuck watching the newz at work so I've been hearing alot about Gabby whatever. My home is a no newz zone. I'm sad she is dead (probably. have they found her body yet?) but the world is full of sorrow and doom. The newz 24/7 coverage of this girl reeks of 'LOOK!! SQUIRRELL!!'. A distraction, nothing more.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2021 08:41 PM (QFVV9)

499 Sorry for your losses, Pug. That's a lot to bear. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 08:41 PM (YynYJ)

500 Pug, so sorry about your sister. Were you able to spend time with her while your father lay ill? Because those memories may help sometime down the road.

Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 08:42 PM (4grFk)

501 Jewells, that was slightly better than USUK.

Indeed.. use it to your advantage. Why suck when you can blow? Why suck when... eh fill in the blanks. I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:43 PM (nxdel)

502 Pug Mahon , I am so very sorry for your loss

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 08:43 PM (oEn12)

503 Gref, you are not allowed to bring anything to the MoMe other than you and your rifle.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:43 PM (YSUK/)

504 That doesn't compute. With lottery tickets, the number of losers times the price always has to exceed the value of all the prizes, or else the game goes broke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Killjoy !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 08:44 PM (arJlL)

505 1440119004023214087

Pedo Vibs

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dkAbo)
------------------

She's a mental defect.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 08:44 PM (Of5dT)

506 Seriously, Libs of Tik Tok makes me see red.
These demons must be cast out.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:44 PM (dkAbo)

507 Losing parents is bad enough but a baby sister? Praying for you Pug.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2021 08:44 PM (0OP+5)

508 and?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 07:49 PM (YSUK/)

Broiled pancetta wrapped asparagas?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 20, 2021 08:44 PM (nWxPx)

509 1/10th of an iceberg is above waterline. Yikes!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (PMJSt)

510 About damn time the Aussies signed up for something more strict, and good on the Brits for joining in too. Personally, I dare say we should give them a few nukes, if only for national prestige. Get off the Chinese teat, asshats.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (+WWsf)

511 Muchas gracias. We had it all planned out. But my little sister passed away last Friday. Just weeks after Pop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

Condolences, Pug. This year has been a real trial for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (5FlqV)

512 I gotta admit...I do not know who to root for here....

@MrAndyNgo

BLM protests Carmine's restaurant in Manhattan after three black women assaulted an Asian hostess & were arrested. The restaurant says they asked for vaccine verification per city law but the women say they were racially profiled.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yhuwahjl

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

513 Pug, Condolences and prayers to you and your family.
Posted by: Ben Had

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (arJlL)

514 503 Gref, you are not allowed to bring anything to the MoMe other than you and your rifle.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2021 08:43 PM (YSUK/)


Sir Yes SIR!

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

515 I'm so sorry to hear about your sister, Pug. Prayers up for her, your dad, and all the family.

Posted by: Toni at September 20, 2021 08:45 PM (PgM6e)

516 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dkAbo)
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She's a mental defect.
Posted by: Braenyard

She should be in prison for 20 years to life for what she confessed to. Zero tolerance for groomers moving forward.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:46 PM (dkAbo)

517 Ooof! Daughter just came in saw the ad for Relaxium sleep being hawked by Mike Huckabee. I know she's had trouble sleeping. She says well it's not FDA approved. I said neither was the jab you took a few months ago. And MOM picks it off and runs it in for a touchdown!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2021 08:46 PM (nxdel)

518 Pug, so sorry about your sister. Were you able to spend time with her while your father lay ill? Because those memories may help sometime down the road.
Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 08:42 PM (4grFk)

Yes, actually. This may sound weird, but one of our last conversations was just how stoked we were when she told me that Trey Parker and Matt Stone had bought Casa Bonita in Denver.

Yay!! Casa Bonita!!! Totally worth it.

My little sister was sarcastic and sharp. She and Dad always played off each other so well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:47 PM (x8Wzq)

519 Howard The Duckling -- lol.

Among the things definitely NOT on my bucket list, getting my pecker crunched by a duck is up there pretty high.

Jonah probably pays extra for that service.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 20, 2021 08:47 PM (F0YaR)

520 AOP is the 1 in one in four.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2021 08:27 PM (jvt6t)

Locks and loads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2021 08:47 PM (5FlqV)

521 Pug, so sorry for your loss. Prayers up.

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2021 08:48 PM (6lKe4)

522 Fifty-two children under 15 have been shot and 10 killed so far this year in Chicago.

As of June 8. Sun-Times reports

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 08:48 PM (umPIN)

523 Pug, Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2021 08:48 PM (a4EWo)

524 512 I gotta admit...I do not know who to root for here....

@MrAndyNgo

BLM protests Carmine's restaurant in Manhattan after three black women assaulted an Asian hostess & were arrested. The restaurant says they asked for vaccine verification per city law but the women say they were racially profiled.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yhuwahjl
Posted by: Tami



Just sit back and watch all the grievance groups tear each other apart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2021 08:49 PM (QFVV9)

525 I trust a wet fart AFTER a day eating gas station sushi more than I trust the USG.

Posted by: Zek at September 20, 2021 08:50 PM (w/5KC)

526 Prayers Pug.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2021 08:50 PM (axyOa)

527 Pug, I'm so sorry for your losses.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

528 Hey, Pug. Sorry to read about your little sister.

Prayers, and raised glasses, to you and yours, sir.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:52 PM (+WWsf)

529 Fifty-two children under 15 have been shot and 10 killed so far this year in Chicago.

As of June 8. Sun-Times reports
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

More better nurture tho!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 08:53 PM (GQmun)

530 Right on cue, There's Mike Huckabee hawking 'Relaxium'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 08:54 PM (7QXdb)

531 Pug, I'm glad for that at least. I had an ugly 2019. My older brother died the week before my husband began radiation for prostate cancer, and my older sister died the week after he finished. I couldn't attend either funeral. Not to participate in any of the mourning somehow matters more as time passes. Not sure why.

Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 08:54 PM (4grFk)

532 So Trudeau is a jerk and an ass and a totalitarian, but his party is one third of the way to being a majority again?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:55 PM (7bRMQ)

533 Wow, sunset outside is BRIGHT red...

Still smoke from the fire up near Tahoe.

And even though I washed it two days ago... I need to wash the truck again, even though it has not left the driveway... crap in the air...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2021 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

534 More better nurture tho!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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If we would just defund the police, that number would drop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 08:55 PM (7QXdb)

535 Fifty-two children under 15 have been shot and 10 killed so far this year in Chicago.

As of June 8. Sun-Times reports
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 08:48 PM (umPIN)

'Member when one (Dantrell Davis) was what it took to finally get Cabrini-Green torn the fuck down? Those were the good ol' days, in 1992, when people still gave a shit.

The early 90s were awful, but people still wanted to fix it... It's just de rigeur now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2021 08:55 PM (uClX2)

536 Sorry about your vision problems, Duke. I hope it improves.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 20, 2021 08:56 PM (YynYJ)

537 530 Right on cue, There's Mike Huckabee hawking 'Relaxium'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2021 08:54 PM (7QXdb)

Relax.... don't do it... when your pooh needs to go through it....

Posted by: Franky goes to Hollywood, Retirement home edition. at September 20, 2021 08:56 PM (oHd/0)

538 Middle part of Canada reflects the winner; be patient on the election returns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (+WWsf)

539 Sorry about your vision problems, Duke. I hope it improves.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (arJlL)

540 Duke, sending prayers. Hang tough.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)

541 Yay ONT! First! Oh....whoops....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (UY/aS)

542 Not to participate in any of the mourning somehow matters more as time passes. Not sure why.

Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 08:54 PM (4grFk)

I can understand that. It takes a big part of the mourning process away from you. That would wear on you over time.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2021 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

543 Sorry about your vision problems, Duke. I hope it improves.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Seconded !
Posted by: JT at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (arJlL)

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Thanks to you both!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z)

544 Middle part of Canada reflects the winner; be patient on the election returns.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (+WWsf)

Pretty damned rare for our votes to matter, out here in the West.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (5FlqV)

545 {{{Wenda}}}

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (oEn12)

546 A little pot and soon hot.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (Of5dT)

547 Thanks, Pug. My eye issues seem trivial compared to your loss. My condolences.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

548 Yay ONT! First! Oh....whoops....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 20, 2021 08:57 PM (UY/aS)

Missed it by thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat much....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (7bRMQ)

549 Fifty-two children under 15 have been shot and 10 killed so far this year in Chicago.
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A lot of those kids are recruited by gangs to carry weapons and drugs for them because they're juveniles.

Posted by: dartist at September 20, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

550 Not to participate in any of the mourning somehow matters more as time passes. Not sure why.

Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2021 08:54 PM (4grFk)

Because it takes away our humanity. Which is exactly what socialism does...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2021 09:00 PM (Q9lwr)

551 Duke Lowell, prayers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 20, 2021 09:00 PM (oEn12)

552 Maybe if we nurture harder 2.5% of the population will stop committing over 50% of the violent crimes.
A historic first it will be I tells ya!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2021 09:01 PM (97vMV)

553 Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

nah, brah. All the best. *fist bump*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 20, 2021 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)

554 ONT is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)

555 Pretty damned rare for our votes to matter, out here in the West.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2021 08:59 PM (5FlqV)

All the totalitarianism, all the threats, all the evil, and no one seems to be willing to vote the perpetrators out. Just don't get it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2021 09:02 PM (7bRMQ)

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