The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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And this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.

For on this day atonement shall be made for you to cleanse you of all your sins; you shall be clean before the LORD.

-- Leviticus.16.29

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Hmm

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 10:01 AM (yQpMk)

2 I'm stumped on the Who Dis...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

3 top 10 fo sho

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 10:01 AM (8D42x)

4 I'm stumped on the Who Dis...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

Jimmy and Lawanda Paige?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 10:02 AM (8D42x)

5 The monkey would have a hard time wearing a kipa.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 16, 2021 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

6 May our Hebraic Horde members have an easy fast today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (H0Vlc)

7 Skunk trapped yesterday, armadillo today, beginning to think my raccoon problem isn't as big as I thought. Anyway, seeing Newt saying the GOP wins by pointing out the Dems are socialists. That worked so well in California. I don't think anyone gets how far gone the blue areas actually are.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (oWBc3)

8 Shorter God: I have a LOT of problems with you people!

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (mbFEM)

9 Greetings:

"You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers."

Zarathrustra

Posted by: 11B40 at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (uuklp)

10 Do I have to do anything special?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

11 Morgen!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (ZSK0i)

12 *shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Scapegoat at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (yQpMk)

13 And this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.


What is special about July 10th?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt)

14 So it looks like Durham the Ninja is going to indict a nobody in the grand scheme of things wrt to The Coup.

It's the Deep State equivalent of indicting aunt Becky.

And here's the kicker, this nothing indictment was 880 days in the making and is being uncorked on literally the last day before the stature of limitations runs out.

And then this jackass is going to ride off into retirement.

Complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (/1VZf)

15 Hey MikeM I was late to the Art thread. Sorry it was you losing the bet. Actually, I think I'm the loser in all this.

Posted by: InCali at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (ov5G+)

16 See God wanted Labor day off after all, or something

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (NiqEj)

17 And this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.


I KNEW we were not alone!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (OCTRt)

18 I'm stumped on the Who Dis...

Brandy Love and Johnny Castle.

Posted by: Paladin at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (7qvpm)

19 for all time ... until the new times.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

20 nd this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.


What is special about July 10th?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt)

It's the Day Before Free Slurpee Day?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (mR6Gs)

21 For our MoT Hordians, what's the appropriate salutation for Yom Kippur? It sure ain't "Happy Yom Kippur".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (m+jkK)

22 19 for all time ... until the new times.
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Well, until the burning times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 10:06 AM (/MaDp)

23

My actions have condemned me to Hell. There is no atonement. There is no redemption. There is no forgiveness.

Posted by: Just Sayin at September 16, 2021 10:06 AM (DUMjo)

24 nd this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.

Hola, Amigo!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (mR6Gs)

25 Somebody educate me. What form does the atonement of Yom Kuppur take? Thoughts? Words? Deeds? Promises? Specific atonement, or general?

Honest question.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (m45I2)

26 Pfizer reportedly making mucho denaro selling peripheral drugs for treating the two worst side-effects of the Pfizer "vaccines".

Eliquis for blood clots [the one I forgot in the Art Thread] sales up 13%; and Vyndaquel for cardiomyopathy [heart problems] up 77%.

http://disq.us/p/2jkbtn4

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (UHVv4)

27 Took me a moment. I saw the bit about self-denial, and thought "it's not November yet".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (CAJOC)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (arJlL)

29 My sister is a Baptist married to a Jewish man. He fasts, but she does not. Must be rough for him.

Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (2JU2X)

30 Just sayin, Romans 8:39

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (oWBc3)

31 Morning.

China's Most Favored Nation status must be canceled.

There's plenty of shitty third world countries in our own hemisphere that can make cheap disposable garbage.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (V1UcF)

32 21 For our MoT Hordians, what's the appropriate salutation for Yom Kippur? It sure ain't "Happy Yom Kippur".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (m+jkK)

Darrel Harris has in at #6, I think.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (PiwSw)

33 What is special about July 10th?

Posted by: rickb223


It's an old question. Some consider the date sacred, others dispute this. The two are quite far apart; thus is the origin of the 7-10 split.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (OUMaO)

34 29 My sister is a Baptist married to a Jewish man. He fasts, but she does not. Must be rough for him.
Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (2JU2X)

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Whereas she gets double portions.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)

35 >>> And this shall be to you a law for all time: In the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, you shall practice self-denial; and you shall do no manner of work, neither the citizen nor the alien who resides among you.

I KNEW we were not alone!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:05 AM (OCTRt)


Also in you.

Posted by: Chest Bursting Aliens Union #571 at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (SdC0P)

36 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (UHVv4)

I take Eliquis....it's pricey...even w/insurance.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

37 "You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers."

Zarathrustra


*****

Huh! So YOU say!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

38 33 Norm MacDonald worthy

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:10 AM (oWBc3)

39 My actions have condemned me to Hell. There is no atonement. There is no redemption. There is no forgiveness.
Posted by: Just Sayin at September 16, 2021 10:06 AM (DUMjo)



Well ... bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill at September 16, 2021 10:10 AM (yQpMk)

40 29 My sister is a Baptist married to a Jewish man. He fasts, but she does not. Must be rough for him.
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I've seen Catholic women marry Jewish men and wondered, WTF? But a Baptist?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 10:10 AM (/MaDp)

41 And here's the kicker, this nothing indictment was 880 days in the making and is being uncorked on literally the last day before the stature of limitations runs out.

And then this jackass is going to ride off into retirement.

Complete and utter bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:04 AM (/1VZf)


That's presuming it even happens. You know they never indicted Clinesmith....

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:10 AM (mbFEM)

42 "You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers."

Zarathrustra

*****

Huh! So YOU say!

Posted by: Muldoon


OK, who armed punk-monkey with that femur?

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 16, 2021 10:10 AM (OUMaO)

43 Somebody educate me. What form does the atonement of Yom Kuppur take? Thoughts? Words? Deeds? Promises? Specific atonement, or general?

Honest question.
Posted by: Muldoon


From Bing: fast, lots of intensive prayer and most of the day spent at synagogue services.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt)

44 My actions have condemned me to Hell. There is no atonement. There is no redemption. There is no forgiveness.
Posted by: Just Sayin at September 16, 2021 10:06 AM (DUMjo)

No sir, not true. I have one worse than you and I've been forgiven.

Posted by: Clutch at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (9UmRs)

45 37 "You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers."

Zarathrustra

*****

Huh! So YOU say!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

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Cue the music!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (CAJOC)

46 My sister is a Baptist married to a Jewish man. He fasts, but she does not. Must be rough for him.
Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (2JU2X)

"Hey, hun, do you mind if I grill these brats and burgers? Neighbors are coming over with a case of Yuengling."

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (X0WfC)

47 I shall do no manner of work. Forever.

Posted by: Punk Chimp at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (63Dwl)

48 huh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (GQ5VU)

49 44 No sir, not true. I have one worse than you and I've been forgiven.
Posted by: Clutch at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (9UmRs)

========

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

50 40
LOL. Yes, she is from the hills of TN, but went to law school at Syracuse where they met. She refuses to convert, so their children are learning about both faiths.

Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:12 AM (2JU2X)

51 The two are quite far apart; thus is the origin of the 7-10 split.
Posted by: Brother Tim


ISWYDT.
Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)

52 What is special about July 10th?
Posted by: rickb223

It's an old question. Some consider the date sacred, others dispute this. The two are quite far apart; thus is the origin of the 7-10 split.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately

Splitters! They're only worth 3/5ths of real Jews!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:13 AM (UHVv4)

53 Prayer request

I am going with a congregation member to her brother's viewing and funeral. He was a Agnostic and I am not officiating at the service because I don't know anyone but her They told her he died, but didn't tell her about the arrangements and they didn't list her name in the obituary (!)because they are still mad about something to do with her mother's will. It doesn't sound good. Please pray for peace-and for lack of a better phrase-that people "keep their mouths shut" about other issues and just remember the man they all loved, (sigh!) It is the T Family

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:13 AM (AJzTi)

54 Praying, FenSpoke. Funeral drama is the worst.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 16, 2021 10:14 AM (OUMaO)

55 Durham was our fugazi.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 16, 2021 10:14 AM (GQ5VU)

56 Who was the angry commenter who used to post in support of JackStraw? He wrote in all caps pretty often and his major theme was that Durham is a prosecutor, and he doesn't write reports, he indicts!

Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)

57 Please pray for peace-and for lack of a better phrase-that people "keep their mouths shut" about other issues and just remember the man they all loved, (sigh!) It is the T Family
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:13 AM (AJzTi)


At the ripe old age of 29 I have really learned that we are not promised tomorrow. There is not enough time for stuff like this.

I pray that all can see that.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (mbFEM)

58 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (arJlL)

59 LOL. Yes, she is from the hills of TN, but went to law school at Syracuse where they met. She refuses to convert, so their children are learning about both faiths.
Posted by: Jmel


The Lord works in mysterious ways.
And the kids learn more.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:16 AM (OCTRt)

60 Prayers sent along Fenelon, I have no idea what makes funerals seem like open season to people. I suspect it is getting worse with what appears to be a coarsening of society at large. The last two I have attended have gone pear shaped.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:16 AM (oWBc3)

61 Doing as Fen asks, right now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:16 AM (lMxC2)

62 56 Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)

========

He changed his name more than once.

But Durham is a special counsel now (one of Barr's final acts), and special counsels do write reports at some point.

I'm sure Garland will make that public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

63 CBD, JJ and other members of the tribe, may you have an easy fast.

A good day to spend in prayer.

Posted by: Moki at September 16, 2021 10:16 AM (JrN/x)

64 >>> Shorter God: I have a LOT of problems with you people!
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (mbFEM)


There's been a lotta loose shit goin' on around here. Things are going to change today.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (SdC0P)

65 Don't worry, I read on twitter that someone knows someone who's cousin in law works at the DOJ and swears more indictments are coming. It will be EXPLOSIVE and CHANGE EVERYTHING!!

Swearsies.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (GQ5VU)

66 56 Who was the angry commenter who used to post in support of JackStraw? He wrote in all caps pretty often and his major theme was that Durham is a prosecutor, and he doesn't write reports, he indicts!

Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)

2 months probation, 400 hours community service.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

67 66 2 months probation, 400 hours community service.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

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And a promotion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

68 Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)


Ghost of someone.

But here is the thing. Barr appointed Durham as a Special Counsel. That regulation requires a report - a confidential one delivered to the AG. I am pretty sure if Durham wants to indict someone, he needs the AG's permission.

But of course that was back when we had laws and stuff.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (mbFEM)

69 I'm sure Garland will make that public.
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Somewhere, over the rainbow...

Posted by: zmdavid at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (xqRaG)

70 I miss Jack Straw, righteous dude.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (oWBc3)

71 ...and for lack of a better phrase-that people "keep their mouths shut" about other issues

*****

"Hold their tongues..."

"Keep their counsel..."

"Remain discreet/circumspect/respectful..."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:18 AM (m45I2)

72 50 40
LOL. Yes, she is from the hills of TN, but went to law school at Syracuse where they met. She refuses to convert, so their children are learning about both faiths.
Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:12 AM (2JU2X)

I have two work acquaintances- both female - who are in Christian/Buddhist marriages. Both parties in the marriage are Asian. Seems to work for them.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:18 AM (szc0N)

73 Darrel Harris has in at #6, I think.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 16, 2021 10:09 AM


Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:18 AM (m+jkK)

74 so their children are learning about both faiths.

So does he dress up as the "Hanukkah Aardvark"?

No disrespect, just the only joke I could think of.

Posted by: Paladin at September 16, 2021 10:18 AM (7qvpm)

75 Prayers sent along Fenelon, I have no idea what makes funerals seem like open season to people.


People are hurting. Emotions are raw. Everyone deals with grief in their own way.

Slightest misstep and bam!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:19 AM (OCTRt)

76 He wrote in all caps pretty often
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)

Ben Roethlisberger?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:19 AM (52L3x)

77 70 I miss Jack Straw, righteous dude.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (oWBc3)


Eh. He'd get all pissy when you pointed out - CORRECTLY - that nothing was happening. He was so much smarter than those of us who recognized that.

But maybe this Sussman thing will be his vindication! Big things happening!

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (mbFEM)

78 My apologies for being OT before 100; but perhaps I'm not off-topic after all because this concerns my conscience being clean before the Lord... after fraud-in-chief mush-brains announced his vaccine mandate last week, the CEO of my company couldn't wait to get in on that and made a video announcement to all employees that we all have to get the jab. I'd been kinda expecting this for months; I've seen how things are going. But when it actually happens it's a shock. There are no words to describe the depths and heights of my rage and indignation. These buffoons want to force something into my body against my will? And it's at the point of a gun because I, like everybody, need my job. My company has operations in Texas, Arizona and many other states that are suing on this. I will request a religious exemption, but have no idea whether or not these clowns will take such requests seriously. After all, they're all playing Calvinball. Advice anyone?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (pcsoT)

79 76 He wrote in all caps pretty often
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)

Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:19 AM (52L3x)

No it was someone else.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (z5Vrg)

80 I would recommend everyone take Sunday off from social media. Just one day a week: don't even log in. It is a quiet, strong, and simple gesture of resistance and will help cleanse your spirit by avoiding those places for one day. All the social media sites would notice a conspicuous drop in usage if every Christian and every conservative took one day off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (KZzsI)

81 Trouble in paradise...

I built a 4500 sq.ft. hip-roof pole barn (with nice stone on the front and side) behind our restaurant to house a catering kitchen and the wife's flower shop a few years ago. Since then, I've been to meeting after meeting, paying my engineers to interpret regulations and drawing plans to satisfy the township, drain commissioner, state highway commission, county road commission and a half dozen other bureaucrats. Today, they insisted I give up half the parking and close the entrance off the main road.

Fuck them. I withdrew my application for a change of use permit and will now just use the building for storage. Everything else is grandfathered in, so they can't touch it. We bought a garden center to move the flower shop into, so I just have to find another place with an existing kitchen to use for the catering. I can't believe these petty tyrants have the power to screw with people wanting to create jobs.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (/BlEx)

82 That was just the weed talking.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (oWBc3)

83

Who dis;

Phyllis Diller and Soupy Sales!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (K2SnJ)

84 @41

>>That's presuming it even happens. You know they never indicted Clinesmith....

I don't necessarily think that's how it all works.

Clinesmith plead guilty to falsifying emails, which means he had to be charged and indicted, whether that whole process has to go through a formal grand jury to give their dominus vobiscum or some other process is unknown to me as I am not a lawyer.

The fact that they are making a big deal of Durham going to a grand jury to get the indictment is that it's essentially chum and boob bait for bubbas.

Again, Durham has been on the job for 880 days and the best he can muster is some nonsense indictment on the last possible day he can indict?

Fuck that guy and fuck Billy Bag Pipes and Fuck Jeff Sessions, fuck them all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (/1VZf)

85 If you think this day is great, just wait until Suckkit.

Posted by: Hiram Rosenpenis at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (MC9JN)

86 80 I would recommend everyone take Sunday off from social media....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (KZzsI)



AND MISS THE GUN THREAD?!?!?

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (mbFEM)

87 Praying Fen. May the peace that passes understanding fall on all attending.

Posted by: Moki at September 16, 2021 10:22 AM (JrN/x)

88 Clinesmith plead guilty to falsifying emails, which means he had to be charged and indicted, whether that whole process has to go through a formal grand jury to give their dominus vobiscum or some other process is unknown to me as I am not a lawyer.

Charged, yes. Indicted, no.

What Clinesmith went to court with was an "Information." Not an indictment.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (mbFEM)

89 Maybe he is a triple agent...he will pull a cake + stripper out of his dark star.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (T1fV4)

90 I miss Jack Straw, righteous dude.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (oWBc3)

I hope he didn't leave just because he was wrong...I am wrong every day here, but I embrace my wrongness, I cover myself in the embarrassment of it all and then roll around in it until it covers me completely, then jump off into a pile of fuck up and then, just when my humiliation reeks off of me like no tomorrow, I post something else heinously wrong and then...wait, where was I?

Oh yeah, come back Jack, we miss you.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (5iUNf)

91 "19 for all time ... until the new times.
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Well, until the burning times."

My understanding is that Israel awaited the savior/redeemer ... but there was the hidden period (of grace) ... "for had the princes of this world known, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory"

So the One Body (Christ Jesus the head, we Christians are members in particular, joint heirs) of Christ was the mystery, hidden. JC was the sacrificial lamb, no more yearly sacrifice, final payment for our atonement. Also our high priest forever.

Burning times come in the later "administration" after JC returns in power. We are now in "man's day" where man has free will to choose. Coming is the Lord's Day (great and notable day of the Lord, Lord's day is not Sunday, or Saturday) where the savior comes in power. Then will be the burning times.

(Christian view of course)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (Cus5s)

92 I would recommend everyone take Sunday off from social media....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (KZzsI)


AND MISS THE GUN THREAD?!?!?
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (mbFEM)

AoS is Antisocial Media.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (gI4p+)

93 I have a conundrum and want the hordes help. There is a rift in my family and I don't think it will ever be solved.
Sister in Law drinks... a lot. She sent money to my wife to get an attorney so she could divorce me (long story). She has talked shit about me to my kids for the last 8 to 10 years. There are other things she has done equally bad. I have cut her off and, as a result, I don't see any of my wifes family. My wife thinks I should forgive and move on. I cannot do that. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

94 And here's the kicker, this nothing indictment was 880 days in the making and is being uncorked on literally the last day before the stature of limitations runs out.
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Its almost as if the "show" of investigations and coming indictments, and whispers of great expectations, was nothing more than a delaying tactic meant to keep us waiting for something that never comes instead of doing something . . .

Posted by: everything is an op at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (xI/bC)

95 Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.
__________

Gee, I hope they're not as harsh with him as they were with that Clinesmith guy, the lawyer who falsified documents and perjured himself and got a wink and a nod and an "oh my you naughty boy" from the bar and was sentenced to a little "community service" for his crimes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (k4dH2)

96 67 66 2 months probation, 400 hours community service.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
======
And a promotion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

Don't forget the book deal and the gig on CNN

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (ynpvh)

97 Finally! Proof of Evolution.

Punk Chimp quoting Scripture.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (5NkmN)

98 ...then jump off into a pile of fuck up and then, just when my humiliation reeks off of me like no tomorrow, I post something else heinously wrong and then...wait, where was I?
Posted by: Boswell


****

You know, I think you may be right!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (m45I2)

99 "Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God"
--Thomas Jefferson's Seal

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man"
--Inscription on the Jefferson Memorial

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (KZzsI)

100 94 And here's the kicker, this nothing indictment was 880 days in the making and is being uncorked on literally the last day before the stature of limitations runs out.
==
Its almost as if the "show" of investigations and coming indictments, and whispers of great expectations, was nothing more than a delaying tactic meant to keep us waiting for something that never comes instead of doing something . . .
Posted by: everything is an op at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (xI/bC)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (H0Vlc)

101 Isn't it the 9th month?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (Y5qcH)

102 Self denial?
But the neighbor lady is sunbathing in that bikini again.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (axyOa)

103 Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

Has your in-laws reached out to you or your wife?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (jCSwU)

104 94 And here's the kicker, this nothing indictment was 880 days in the making and is being uncorked on literally the last day before the stature of limitations runs out.
==
Its almost as if the "show" of investigations and coming indictments, and whispers of great expectations, was nothing more than a delaying tactic meant to keep us waiting for something that never comes instead of doing something . . .
Posted by: everything is an op at September 16, 2021 10:24 AM (xI/bC)

Oh, I forgot my comment.

Now do Q.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (H0Vlc)

105 Prayers for the T family, Fenelon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (LgMzo)

106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.

Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

107 Jenin Younes (Leftylockdownskeptic) @Leftylockdowns1; 11h
It's been a rough few months, but I think the worst news this year is that New York's new governor has implemented mask mandates for TWO YEAR OLDS. Whether she's a sadist or an opportunist, this is utterly unforgivable. So sorry, NY parents of young children.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (UHVv4)

108 @88

>>Charged, yes. Indicted, no. What Clinesmith went to court with was an "Information." Not an indictment.

Well, there you go, the more you live, the more you learn.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (/1VZf)

109 Greetings:

What's the difference between a synagogue and a temple ???

Growing up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s, it usually irked me that us Catholic kids were stuck in school while the public schoolers got the Jewish holidays off.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (uuklp)

110 Well I always thought our mystery commenter was a complete ass but maybe he was right after all! No Durham report has ever been forthcoming and some schmuck we've never heard of may get indicted on some minor charge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:15 AM (lMxC2)


Was that "Ghost of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg," who used to call us "pants-shitters" for demanding accountability? He was a one-note clown.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (2JVJo)

111 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

=========

I've got the Folsom prison blues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

112 "I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man"
--Inscription on the Jefferson Memorial
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM


That'll have to go.
- Democrats

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (m+jkK)

113 Again, Durham has been on the job for 880 days and the best he can muster is some nonsense indictment on the last possible day he can indict?

Fuck that guy and fuck Billy Bag Pipes and Fuck Jeff Sessions, fuck them all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:21 AM (/1VZf)


He's probably just running out the clock until no one can be charged under the statute of limitations.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (5NkmN)

114 108 Well, there you go, the more you live, the more you learn.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (/1VZf)

========

Objection:

Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

115 You know, I think you may be right!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (m45I2)

Wait, oh man, so I am right when I am wrong and so wrong can be right and...that's so deep...can I buy some...something off you?

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (5iUNf)

116 Has your in-laws reached out to you or your wife?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2021 10:25 AM (jCSwU)

***

Yes. Many don't know why I am no longer around and they question it. She tells them what happened so they understand

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (flINI)

117 Advice anyone?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (pcsoT)


Not exactly advice, but here's a resource for legal help:

https://fightthemandates.godaddysites.com/

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (6RgRK)

118 May our Hebraic Horde members have an easy fast today.

(Thanks, Darrell.)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (fVJPF)

119 After all, they're all playing Calvinball. Advice anyone?

I'm making them walk me out the door, but I am retirement age. Someone posted links to law firms, and Front-line Doctors that are ... going to do something. IT could be the "Two Weeks" BS all over again. I was only looking on working 3 more years, retiring near the end of Trump's 2 term. Well, that got shot to hell, F#$%-It.

Posted by: Paladin at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (7qvpm)

120 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

=========

I've got the Folsom prison blues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM


Pffft. I shot the Sheriff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (m+jkK)

121 25 Somebody educate me. What form does the atonement of Yom Kuppur take? Thoughts? Words? Deeds? Promises? Specific atonement, or general?

Honest question.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:07 AM (m45I2)

We Christians can certainly give answering this question a shot, but the folks who can give the best answers can't do it today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (H0Vlc)

122 I have a conundrum and want the hordes help. There is a rift in my family and I don't think it will ever be solved.
Sister in Law drinks... a lot. She sent money to my wife to get an attorney so she could divorce me (long story). She has talked shit about me to my kids for the last 8 to 10 years. There are other things she has done equally bad. I have cut her off and, as a result, I don't see any of my wifes family. My wife thinks I should forgive and move on. I cannot do that. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

When she gets her head on straight, stops drinking and being a super bitch and apologizes is when you can start the whole process of forgiveness. Until then she can piss off.

What did your Old Lady do with the free money?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (gI4p+)

123 78 Linus only moral support from me but wish you best of luck. Not saying you specifically but the push back has to start. Did see a few companies are fighting it because the Fascists are making them pay if they can't get every employee Vaxed. It is all against the Constitution anyway not that a court will stand for the rights.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (NiqEj)

124 120 I've got the Folsom prison blues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM

Pffft. I shot the Sheriff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (m+jkK)

=======

Over Macho Grande?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

125 You can forgive her and move on and still have nothing to do with her. Settle your conscience, not place expectations on your wife and family to support any anger from you, but still remove the negative from your life. I've done it, it works.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (oWBc3)

126 117 - Thank you Emmie!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (pcsoT)

127 78 Advice anyone?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:20 AM (pcsoT)

Sounds like we work for same or similar outfit. (big giant aerospace co) We have until January to submit I think. Unless biz travel - must do immediately. I'm ready to retire so have no useful advice to offer other than wait to last possible minute to comply. Honestly, I don't think it's worth getting fired over unless you have alternatives. Galling, yes. But unless you think something truly bad will happen the odds are you'll be just fine.

Where's that Fed judge in Hawaii who used to block Trump all the time? Lost his pen? His hands are broke and can't sign orders? Busy cleaning g out his closets?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (szc0N)

128 Can I share this with my boss and go home?

A peaceful Yom Kippur to you all.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (mBby6)

129 Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (flINI)

I would forgive her and never forget what she did. Ever. If it is important to you to see your in laws with your wife and kids then I would go. Would not let one person ruin it for me. YMMV

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2021 10:29 AM (jCSwU)

130 7 Skunk trapped yesterday, armadillo today, beginning to think my raccoon problem isn't as big as I thought. Anyway, seeing Newt saying the GOP wins by pointing out the Dems are socialists. That worked so well in California. I don't think anyone gets how far gone the blue areas actually are.
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Newt's strategy is sound, and works more often than not. It came close to fruition in California. However, the Socialist "democrats" chose to cheat and commit election fraud rather than abide by the decision of the people. The Blue areas are being run by people who give lip service to democratic election process while ruling like the Triumvirates, or Stalin's commissars.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:29 AM (W+kMI)

131 Over Macho Grande?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at Septem

Just win one for the Zipper!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:29 AM (mBby6)

132 What did your Old Lady do with the free money?
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM (gI4p+)

***

She sent it back. She never had any intention of splitting. I will say the whole problem started based on some stupid shit I did. I own that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (flINI)

133 Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

I'm sorry, Truck Monkey.
Hang in there with your wife. For now, forgive and move on. And disengage. At a later time, reevaluate, together with your wife. Don't let this person determine your life.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (fVJPF)

134 Over Macho Grande?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:28 AM


Nacho Grande. Jerk wouldn't share.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)

135 132 She sent it back. She never had any intention of splitting. I will say the whole problem started based on some stupid shit I did. I own that.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (flINI)

==========

She was that opposed to your porn career?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

136 I see from the comments a lot of the Horde are hurting, angry, confused or feeling threatened.

I'm a very bad Catholic, but I pray for peace for all of you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (2JVJo)

137 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

=========

I've got the Folsom prison blues.
=============

Well, I shot the sheriff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (lMxC2)

138 Funeral drama is the worst.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 16, 2021 10:14 AM (OUMaO)

Thanks; Yes, it is. I do not plan to break up any fist fights. The funeral home "bouncers" will have to do that, if needed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (AJzTi)

139 "I hope he didn't leave just because he was wrong...I am wrong every day here, but I embrace my wrongness,"

imo he was not exactly wrong, just his point was "unless there is some huge massive unprecedented cheat, Trump will win". Basically same thing with DaveFL ... who gave us accurate and correct info, also said "unless there is unprecedented cheating" ... and there was, at levels that shocks us all. ... (and Trump did win, but that was not enough)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (Cus5s)

140 ...and you shall do no manner of work.

Well. My 'puter certainly seems to agree.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (axyOa)

141 No, I don't think Johnny Cash ever got over Macho Grande.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (UHVv4)

142 Sorry I wasn't around on Tuesday when my rant on equipment abandoned in Buttf**kistan was posted. Appreciate all the comments. Thanks to CBD for cleaning it up and putting it in the queue. Sorry for all the math!

To clarify, my liquor budget is as follows.
One six pack of 1.75 liter Makers Mark
Two cases of Columbia Crest H3 Cabernet
The occasional stray bottle of vodka or tequila.

Posted by: TNDeplorable at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (M2AG+)

143 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

===

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM


I hang down my head.

Posted by: Tom Dooley at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (a3Q+t)

144 OSHA has for the most part been a non political agency that did a fairly good job of improving safety in the work place. One of the too few examples of a govt agency actually accomplishing what it was supposed to.

Now Biden and the dems are going to turn it into another shitshow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (Y5qcH)

145 Truck Monkey:

Large chest freezers are on sale at Home Depot. Just saying.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (mBby6)

146 Fuck them. I withdrew my application for a change of use permit and will now just use the building for storage. Everything else is grandfathered in, so they can't touch it. We bought a garden center to move the flower shop into, so I just have to find another place with an existing kitchen to use for the catering. I can't believe these petty tyrants have the power to screw with people wanting to create jobs.

Posted by: jwest


I honestly feel lucky. We are building a house on family land. Builder is a professional who does about 20 custom homes a year. We have no City permitting. No county permitting. Actually, the only thing in the "city" is the post office. 4 employees.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (OCTRt)

147 My wife thinks I should forgive and move on. I cannot do that. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

No. Give it to God and let Him work repentance out of her. Reconsider if&when she sincerely apologizes to you. Until then, shun on.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (4I/2K)

148 141 No, I don't think Johnny Cash ever got over Macho Grande.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (UHVv4)

=========

As long as he gets that ship down, some of us might begin to forget Macho Grande.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

149 Do zip ties fit 2 year olds?

Homeland Security has all sizes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (T1fV4)

150 119 - Thanks, Paladin. I'm not quite retirement age (though I am somewhere around 29). I have strong religious beliefs so if they take religious exemption requests seriously, I should get one. But I'm not holding my breath.... already reaching out to my network about other job possibilities.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (pcsoT)

151 Was that "Ghost of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg," who used to call us "pants-shitters" for demanding accountability? He was a one-note clown.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
======================
That's the guy! Good memory MPPPP

He disappeared. Hope he isn't a 1/6 political prisoner of the Washington Demofascists, because then I'd have to support him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (lMxC2)

152 No, I don't think Johnny Cash ever got over Macho Grande.
Posted by: andycanuck


I don't think he ever really got over being named Sue.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (OCTRt)

153 130 7 Skunk trapped yesterday, armadillo today, beginning to think my raccoon problem isn't as big as I thought. Anyway, seeing Newt saying the GOP wins by pointing out the Dems are socialists. That worked so well in California. I don't think anyone gets how far gone the blue areas actually are.
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Newt's strategy is sound, and works more often than not. It came close to fruition in California. However, the Socialist "democrats" chose to cheat and commit election fraud rather than abide by the decision of the people. The Blue areas are being run by people who give lip service to democratic election process while ruling like the Triumvirates, or Stalin's commissars.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:29 AM (W+kMI)

Bernie Sanders came to Kali to support Grusome. Need I say more?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (ynpvh)

154 Truck Monkey:

Large chest freezers are on sale at Home Depot. Just saying.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (mBby6)

***

Well... she does have a large chest I'll give her that

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (flINI)

155 So Durham found one low level schmuck to possibly slap the hand of ? Oh yeah .... Justice

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (L91xj)

156 I do not plan to break up any fist fights.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM


Will you prepare hot iron as a standby?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (a3Q+t)

157 She sent it back. She never had any intention of splitting. I will say the whole problem started based on some stupid shit I did. I own that.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (flINI)

==========

She was that opposed to your porn career?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

His OnlyFans page was too hot to handle.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (gI4p+)

158 Woman encounters a male Karen (Darren?) at Target.

https://bit.ly/2YY9DaB

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (i0wNm)

159 Fen, prayers up for your friend. Hub's big brother died two weeks ago and they hadn't spoken for over ten years, they both have/had Alzheimer's so the loss went virtually unnoticed. I hope that they have a chance to make amends in another place of the Lord's choosing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (a4EWo)

160 I hope he didn't leave just because he was wrong...I am wrong every day here, but I embrace my wrongness, I cover myself in the embarrassment of it all and then roll around in it until it covers me completely, then jump off into a pile of fuck up and then, just when my humiliation reeks off of me like no tomorrow, I post something else heinously wrong and then...wait, where was I?

Oh yeah, come back Jack, we miss you.
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (5iUNf)

I don't think he left because he was "wrong." I think he got tired of everyone blaming HIM because Biden's steal was successful.
(And for trusting his sources that Rosenstein wore a white hat)

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (mR6Gs)

161 155 So Durham found one low level schmuck to possibly slap the hand of ? Oh yeah .... Justice
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (L91xj)

=======

To be fair...a former partner at Perkins Coie isn't really small fish.

We'll see if anything comes of it. Probably not, but I'm willing to wait and see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

162 I do not plan to break up any fist fights.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM

Slip a tire iron into your purse.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (mBby6)

163 123 - Skip. I agree there has to be pushback. I will pushback by requesting a religious exemption (which I truly deserve); heck, I probably also deserve a medical exemption as my doc has me on prescription blood thinners so I don't need anything that causes clots. I'm trying to line up alternate job opportunities so that, if it comes to it, I'll force them to walk me out the door... and I'll walk right into a new job.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (pcsoT)

164 So Durham found one low level schmuck to possibly slap the hand of ? Oh yeah .... Justice
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (L91xj)

***

A steno pool gal from Cincinnati

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (flINI)

165 My wife thinks I should forgive and move on. I cannot do that. Am I wrong?
==
Well, I don't have much to say, except just because you forgive, doesn't mean you forget. I don't know enough about your circumstances to say much but in general, avoid acting out of pride at all costs, yet do not, for the sake of manners or appearances encourage active attempts to undermine your family. Your kids, deserve to be protected. If things are not right with your wife, your sister in law is the least of your problems.

Chronically unhappy people, in some, not all cases, desire to see those around them unhappy as well. Since it inflames their discontent to see others happy. It may be sil just wanted to support her sister (your wife) in a situation where she felt it was needed.

Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a thing or two about unhappiness at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (Qe1JV)

166 she does have a large chest I'll give her that
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (flINI)

Think I could have her number?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (gI4p+)

167 Psalm 51 is suitable for today.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (6RgRK)

168 We'll see if anything comes of it. Probably not, but I'm willing to wait and see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

You're as better person than Me

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (L91xj)

169 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (szc0N)

170 The French make ISIS their bitch. The French.

https://tinyurl.com/4mx88jw

Posted by: Deep Sigh at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (ZsR3z)

171 158 Woman encounters a male Karen (Darren?) at Target.

https://bit.ly/2YY9DaB

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (i0wNm)

Is Karl the masculine form of Karen? Doesn't matter; they're all Karens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (ynpvh)

172 I tried to copy/paste Ps 51, but the spam filter didn't like it. Here is a link:

https://www.biblegateway.com/
passage/?search=Psalm+51&version=NASB

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (6RgRK)

173 169 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (szc0N)

Watergate does not bother Me. Does your conscience bother you, tell me true

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (L91xj)

174 137 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)
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I've got the Folsom prison blues.
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Well, I shot the sheriff.
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You better stay away from Copperhead Road.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (W+kMI)

175 No, I don't think Johnny Cash ever got over Macho Grande.
Posted by: andycanuck


I don't think he ever really got over being named Sue.

It was the ring of fire that really got him.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (mBby6)

176 Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....


Oh yeah? Well, all my exes live in Texas.

Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (ZsR3z)

177 106 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (szc0N)

I'm going WAY down to Mexico way
Ain't no hangman gonna put a rope around me

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (mR6Gs)

178 161 155 So Durham found one low level schmuck to possibly slap the hand of ? Oh yeah .... Justice
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:33 AM (L91xj)

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To be fair...a former partner at Perkins Coie isn't really small fish.

We'll see if anything comes of it. Probably not, but I'm willing to wait and see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

Won't go any further, IF it goes this far. Merrick Garland will make sure of that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (ynpvh)

179 imo he was not exactly wrong
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (Cus5s)

Yeah, I agree...in a world that worked correctly, as it is supposed to, he'd have been right. I was shocked at the level of cheating in the election, at the level of double dealing and duplicitous behavior at the FBI/DOJ - not going to be shocked again. We all now expect it.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (5iUNf)

180 173 Watergate does not bother Me. Does your conscience bother you, tell me true
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (L91xj)

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You tell that to Peggy Sue.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

181 CBD, JJ and other members of the tribe, may you have an easy fast.

A good day to spend in prayer.
Posted by: Moki

I put stuff out for the birds, and that haven't touched it.

I guess da boids are keepin kosher.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (arJlL)

182 Watergate does not bother Me. Does your conscience bother you, tell me true
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (L91xj)

So someone broke into DNC headquarters to get dirt on the democrats, now the NSA does it on everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)

183 I honestly feel lucky. We are building a house on family land. Builder is a professional who does about 20 custom homes a year. We have no City permitting. No county permitting. Actually, the only thing in the "city" is the post office. 4 employees.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 10:31 AM (OCTRt)


I've got one trick left, so hopefully it will work. Apparently, I only need the assessor's signature to split the property into two separate lots. I could then sell the pole barn lot to myself under a different company and comply with all the other bullshit without disturbing the restaurant. We'll see what problems that will bring in a few months.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (/BlEx)

184 Mama, I killed a man.

Posted by: Freddy Mercury at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (4I/2K)

185 178 Won't go any further, IF it goes this far. Merrick Garland will make sure of that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (ynpvh)

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He'll do everything he can to ensure that the process is not the punishment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

186 It was the ring of fire that really got him.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM


Habaneros can do that to a man.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (m+jkK)

187 Praying Fen. May the peace that passes understanding fall on all attending.
Posted by: Moki

THUD !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (arJlL)

188 127 - Anonymous Guy... yeah, in Cali. Did you notice that as soon as Newsom was safe, they're now organizing a vaccine passport system for LA County? I gotta get outta this state....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

189 175 No, I don't think Johnny Cash ever got over Macho Grande.
Posted by: andycanuck


I don't think he ever really got over being named Sue.

It was the ring of fire that really got him.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:37 AM (mBby6)

There are medications that help with that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (ynpvh)

190 Newt's strategy is sound, and works more often than not. It came close to fruition in California. However, the Socialist "democrats" chose to cheat and commit election fraud rather than abide by the decision of the people. The Blue areas are being run by people who give lip service to democratic election process while ruling like the Triumvirates, or Stalin's commissars.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:29 AM (W+kMI)

The strategy is sound, but it's going to take some time. Elder is the most important Republican in CA, as of yesterday. He needs to use his platform to purge the CA GOP, and reorganize the party to hammer home a freedom message while CA burns. When CA gets totally unlivable - and not one day before - only then will the muddled middle get over their revulsion for the pro-life movement (which will never take hold in CA anyway) and vote Republican. The CA electorate needs to love their liberty more than they love their right to abortion - which, again, will never get taken away in a state like CA, no matter which Republican ever gets elected.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (H0Vlc)

191 Piers Morgan joining News Corp., will host new show on Fox Nation

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

192 The French make ISIS their bitch. The French.

https://tinyurl.com/4mx88jw
Posted by: Deep Sigh at September 16, 2021 10:36 AM (ZsR3z)

All with a bottle of the finest wine, a baguette and sans lube.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (gI4p+)

193 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!

Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)

194 I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

If it's the last thing I ever do...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (L91xj)

195 170 The French make ISIS their bitch. The French.

https://tinyurl.com/4mx88jw
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In the year of our Lord 2021, the French have done more to fight Islamofascists than the USA. I am shamed to the end of my WW II-related bookshelves.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (W+kMI)

196 They pull that kind of thing out here all the time, jwest. They put a local hardware store out of business, by changing the traffic flow to make it hard to get into the parking lot. They wouldn't let them make any changes to the building either. It's all just a power trip for them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (5HBd1)

197 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (szc0N)


Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

198 May our Hebraic Horde members have an easy fast today.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 10:03 AM (H0Vlc)

Seconded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (OP+7C)

199 Mama, I killed a man.
Posted by: Freddy Mercury at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (4I/2K)

Wait. I thought a man killed you? Heyyy Ohhhh!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (mBby6)

200 Cernovich; 20h
Should doctors begin refusing to treat gang related shootings where the gun shot patients were involved in mutual street warfare, under the theory that those who don't take the vaccine should be denied treatment due to their personal choices?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (UHVv4)

201 The man in Reno?
The sheriff?

Theyre all my friends!
And they died!

Posted by: Jim Carroll at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Xt8DX)

202 181 CBD, JJ and other members of the tribe, may you have an easy fast.
A good day to spend in prayer.
Posted by: Moki
I put stuff out for the birds, and that haven't touched it.
I guess da boids are keepin kosher.
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 10:38 AM (arJlL)

I was eating at a food court some years ago. A little black bird hopped up near my table, looking for scraps, so I threw a small piece of cucumber to him. He looked at the cucumber, the looked at me with a look of, "What kinda shit you trying to pull here, buddy?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (ynpvh)

203 200 Cernovich; 20h
Should doctors begin refusing to treat gang related shootings where the gun shot patients were involved in mutual street warfare, under the theory that those who don't take the vaccine should be denied treatment due to their personal choices?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (UHVv4)

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All people addicted to any substance be it nicotine, heroin, or caffeine, should be denied care because their choices aren't in the best interests of the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

204 I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Pfffft. I fought the law, and the law won.
Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ZsR3z)

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:35 AM (szc0N)

Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer. . .

Billy, don't be a hero...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (mBby6)

205 Clinesmith has his law license suspended, but already got it back (recently). ... Just a couple rogue agents that caused a little problem? No, it was a coup, but so far, a successful coup ... so patriotic Americans are now the enemy of the New State, with their puppet prez.

(conquered Republic, but masses not informed of the total transfer of power, where Milley conspires with other generals, and Pelosi and Schumer)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (Cus5s)

206 Thanks for the advise everyone. I think I am playing it right. No one mentioned that I should slap a hot iron to it or rub some dirt on it. It's like I don't know you people anymore...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:42 AM (flINI)

207 Did you know $500 will get your head blowed off? It will....ha, ha, ha

Posted by: Molly at September 16, 2021 10:43 AM (kPJ/p)

208 Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

Never could figure out that song. If the little sister is so bent out of shape about her brother being wrongly convicted and executed, why didn't she fess up to being the shooter?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 10:43 AM (dfRN6)

209 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)


I should get that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:43 AM (2JVJo)

210 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)

He loses.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (/hXfz)

211 Cernovich; 20h
Should doctors begin refusing to treat gang related shootings where the gun shot patients were involved in mutual street warfare, under the theory that those who don't take the vaccine should be denied treatment due to their personal choices?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (UHVv4)

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All people addicted to any substance be it nicotine, heroin, or caffeine, should be denied care because their choices aren't in the best interests of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM


*cough* AIDS *cough*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (m+jkK)

212 210 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)

He loses.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (/hXfz)

Steiner.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (dfRN6)

213 Biden calls Aussie PM, 'pal' and 'that fellow down under' in joint press conference. Fucking awesome for the leader of the free world to forget who he is talking to!

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (oWBc3)

214 205 Clinesmith has his law license suspended, but already got it back (recently). ... Just a couple rogue agents that caused a little problem? No, it was a coup, but so far, a successful coup ... so patriotic Americans are now the enemy of the New State, with their puppet prez.

(conquered Republic, but masses not informed of the total transfer of power, where Milley conspires with other generals, and Pelosi and Schumer)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (Cus5s)

January 6th was a reminder of that old phrase:
"Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (ynpvh)

215 I like to use my audiobook points for longer books. But The Guns of John Moses Browning is definitely recommended.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (5HBd1)

216 And the infuriating kicker.... The CEO quoted prez mushbrains and basically told us it (the vax) was for our own good and the safety of our loved ones. As if HE knows what best for us and our families! Hubris isn't a strong enough word...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (pcsoT)

217 207 Did you know $500 will get your head blowed off? It will....ha, ha, ha

Posted by: Molly at September 16, 2021 10:43 AM (kPJ/p)

Bidenflation. Used to be $20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (ynpvh)

218 211 All people addicted to any substance be it nicotine, heroin, or caffeine, should be denied care because their choices aren't in the best interests of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM

*cough* AIDS *cough*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (m+jkK)

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Okay, let's just make it obvious: If you in the inner circle of the Party, you get all the medicine you need. Outside of that? We'll roll a 20-sided die to see when you get to meet face to face with a doctor.

Good?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

219 All people addicted to any substance be it nicotine, heroin, or caffeine, should be denied care because their choices aren't in the best interests of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

Caffeine is *not* an addiction. Caffeine is a way of life.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (gI4p+)

220 I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

If it's the last thing I ever do...

The night Chicago died
Na na na na na na na na

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (mBby6)

221 "Piers Morgan joining News Corp., will host new show on Fox Nation"

I love the Adam Carrillo bit on him. "Who are all the people clamoring for this pasty faced British guy on TV?". The Murdoch morons must have missed that.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2021 10:46 AM (4thlk)

222 219 Caffeine is *not* an addiction. Caffeine is a way of life.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (gI4p+)

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A rule designed just to make it easier to deny service.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

223 215 I like to use my audiobook points for longer books. But The Guns of John Moses Browning is definitely recommended.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 16, 2021 10:44 AM (5HBd1)

Must sound like the end of the "1812 Overture".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

224 216 And the infuriating kicker.... The CEO quoted prez mushbrains and basically told us it (the vax) was for our own good and the safety of our loved ones. As if HE knows what best for us and our families! Hubris isn't a strong enough word...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM (pcsoT)


Hmmm. He's treating employees like children.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:47 AM (6RgRK)

225 Oh joy.. Just got a notice from my health care provider that booster shots will be available starting Sept. 20th.. Not getting one...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (L91xj)

226 188 127 - Anonymous Guy... yeah, in Cali. Did you notice that as soon as Newsom was safe, they're now organizing a vaccine passport system for LA County? I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

Linus: yeah I noticed that and bracing for more to come. We have to be punished for challenging gruesome. I live in OC but work in LA county

I got vaxxed when it came available but still find it galling. If they can do this...what CANT they do?

Best of luck to you. I hope it works out.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (szc0N)

227 "Who are all the people clamoring for this pasty faced British guy on TV?"

Nobody, not in the UK, and not here. I have no idea how this man has a job on television.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (KZzsI)

228 Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:23 AM (flINI)

I'm sorry for the pain this woman has caused you and your family. It sounds like she has a lot of pain in her life too, Alcoholics usually do I think forgiving is a process. There is a very good book about this called "Forgive and Forget" Healing the Hurt we don't deserve" By Lewis Smedes. It's written from the perspective of a man who was a Christian-a very wise man so it may not be appropriate for everyone. but he was also a counselor and I think it's been a helpful book for many people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (AJzTi)

229 TJM - percentage dice, surely?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (8548M)

230 225 Oh joy.. Just got a notice from my health care provider that booster shots will be available starting Sept. 20th.. Not getting one...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (L91xj)

My kids are well beyond using booster seats; why should I need a booster shot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:49 AM (ynpvh)

231 I like Piers. As a Brit, he doesn't get the 2A, but otherwise he's pretty good.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 16, 2021 10:49 AM (ZHVt1)

232 229 TJM - percentage dice, surely?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (8548M)

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There's an intricate series of rules that can only be interpreted by the oracle case worker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

233 I would recommend everyone take Sunday off from social media. Just one day a week: don't even log in.

Only if Weasel moves the Gun Thread to Saturday.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2021 10:49 AM (nfrXX)

234 226 188 127 - Anonymous Guy... yeah, in Cali. Did you notice that as soon as Newsom was safe, they're now organizing a vaccine passport system for LA County? I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

Linus: yeah I noticed that and bracing for more to come. We have to be punished for challenging gruesome. I live in OC but work in LA county

I got vaxxed when it came available but still find it galling. If they can do this...what CANT they do?

Best of luck to you. I hope it works out.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (szc0N)

They said if I voted YES for recall, we'd end up worse than we had previously been under Newsome...they wre right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 10:49 AM (ynpvh)

235 Virgil Kane is the name
And I served on the Danville train
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 10:50 AM (/MaDp)

236 Well, time to work. This is going to be a very long day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:50 AM (2JVJo)

237 That next booster shot is supposed to cure the common cold.

...supposed to.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2021 10:50 AM (D69WA)

238 >And the infuriating kicker.... The CEO quoted prez mushbrains and basically told us it (the vax) was for our own good and the safety of our loved ones.


Time to get yourself fired. Collect the max benefits and then get a better job

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2021 10:51 AM (hoZOf)

239 Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

Ohh- that's a good one Mary!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:51 AM (szc0N)

240 225 Oh joy.. Just got a notice from my health care provider that booster shots will be available starting Sept. 20th.. Not getting one...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (L91xj


Someone who gets the shot on Sept 20 may experience a minor level of protection from Oct 20 to Dec 20. Then there's the rest of Covid season, depending on your location, that runs November through April.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:51 AM (6RgRK)

241 >> I miss Jack Straw, righteous dude.


Also. Always had the weed.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2021 10:51 AM (hoZOf)

242 As a Brit, he doesn't get the 2A, but otherwise he's pretty good.

Yeah but are you demanding he be on TV? I don't understand how people who keep getting fired and attacked on all sides for saying idiotic crap keep getting hired. Keith Olbermann keeps getting work despite being obnoxious, stupid, insulting, and notoriously difficult to work with. Why?? Brian Stelter is weird looking and ridiculous and has an anchor job at a major news organiation, why??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (KZzsI)

243 220 I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

If it's the last thing I ever do...

The night Chicago died
Na na na na na na na na
======
Nothing left to save.... But my life!!

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (W+kMI)

244 Okay, let's just make it obvious: If you in the inner circle of the Party, you get all the medicine you need. Outside of that? We'll roll a 20-sided die to see when you get to meet face to face with a doctor.

Good?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM


Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (m+jkK)

245 Kippered yoms for everyone!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (II3Gr)

246 "There's plenty of shitty third world countries in our own hemisphere that can make cheap disposable garbage.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (V1UcF)"

There are also plenty over there that we'd benefit from boosting up.

Taiwain and Vietnam, for starters.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (s3j76)

247 That next booster shot is supposed to cure the common cold.

...supposed to.


A lot of common colds are caused by a corona virus.

If the jab solved COVID it shouldn't be particularly hard to do the same for other corona viruses. But...it doesn't

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (DpkTQ)

248 When the most sense is coming out of the mouth of Nicki Minaj, we have some things to reflect on as a society and a world.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (DvZ7f)

249 Is this the Chinese calendar?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (KqiMr)

250 Only if Weasel moves the Gun Thread to Saturday.

Everyone forgets the Book Thread!

But I don't really consider blogs to be social media. We're sociable here, but its not the same.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:53 AM (KZzsI)

251 237 That next booster shot is supposed to cure the common cold.

...supposed to.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2021 10:50 AM (D69WA)


My aunt got the Covid shot(s) and will never catch cold again.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:53 AM (6RgRK)

252 >>Just got a notice from my health care provider that booster shots will be available starting Sept. 20th..


Why?

So you can go from 99.85% likely to recover to 99.95% likely to recover?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hoZOf)

253 250 But I don't really consider blogs to be social media. We're sociable here, but its not the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:53 AM (KZzsI)

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

254 244 Okay, let's just make it obvious: If you in the inner circle of the Party, you get all the medicine you need. Outside of that? We'll roll a 20-sided die to see when you get to meet face to face with a doctor.

Good?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:45 AM

Nailed it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (m+jkK)

An inner party member rolls it behind the DM screen and tells you the result. No, you do not get to see the roll.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (II3Gr)

255 Here's something for the Horde.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/473966/

Fuck Biden vehicle stickers.

Get 'em before Amazon cancels them.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (gI4p+)

256 The CA recall vote should be a wake up call to anyone who thought they wouldn't go full-retard with the vote fraud going forward.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (s3j76)

257 I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

If it's the last thing I ever do...

The night Chicago died
Na na na na na na na na
======
Nothing left to save.... But my life!!
Posted by: exdem13

Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother.....

Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (Xt8DX)

258 9 My sister is a Baptist married to a Jewish man. He fasts, but she does not. Must be rough for him.
Posted by: Jmel at September 16, 2021 10:08 AM (2JU2X)


Sorry read this as "he fists" and thought "wow, that's one rough penance."

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (ptZne)

259 Never could figure out that song. If the little sister is so bent out of shape about her brother being wrongly convicted and executed, why didn't she fess up to being the shooter?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 10:43 AM (dfRN6)

'they hung my brother before I could say, the tracks....were mine....'

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (szc0N)

260 240 225 Oh joy.. Just got a notice from my health care provider that booster shots will be available starting Sept. 20th.. Not getting one...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (L91xj

Someone who gets the shot on Sept 20 may experience a minor level of protection from Oct 20 to Dec 20. Then there's the rest of Covid season, depending on your location, that runs November through April.
======
I got the Pfizer vax in April. I'm getting the flue vax as usual this month. Between the two, I'm set!

Fate: Don't tell exdem but next week I'm going to expire all his spark plugs on I-75. Film at eleven!!

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (W+kMI)

261 But I don't really consider blogs to be social media. We're sociable here, but its not the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Bull Shit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (mD/uy)

262 @tomselliott

CNN's @DonLemon: Like Trump voters, we should call unvaxxed Americans "stupid" and "start shaming them"

"Or leave them behind. Because they're keeping the majority of Americans behind."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yeve5cas

I lost brain cells watching this...and I don't have any to spare!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (cF8AT)

263 Also. Always had the weed.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2021 10:51 AM (hoZOf)

#twoweeks until next shipment.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (mBby6)

264 I'm sure this was mentioned, but the illegitimate president is forcing 100,000 Afghan "refugees" on the states - many of them red (TX, PA, GA, AZ) - and most of them unvetted.

Voting harder isn't going to help once the Afghans are able to vote.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (XSRBF)

265 262 @tomselliott

CNN's @DonLemon: Like Trump voters, we should call unvaxxed Americans "stupid" and "start shaming them"
"Or leave them behind. Because they're keeping the majority of Americans behind."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yeve5cas
I lost brain cells watching this...and I don't have any to spare!
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (cF8AT)

=======

1) They already call all those groups stupid.
2) Fine. Leave them alone to die horribly from covid. Just do it already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

266 226 188 127 - Anonymous Guy... yeah, in Cali. Did you notice that as soon as Newsom was safe, they're now organizing a vaccine passport system for LA County? I gotta get outta this state....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (pcsoT)

Linus: yeah I noticed that and bracing for more to come. We have to be punished for challenging gruesome. I live in OC but work in LA county

I got vaxxed when it came available but still find it galling. If they can do this...what CANT they do?

Best of luck to you. I hope it works out.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 10:48 AM (szc0N)


Sheesh! Get off his back!

Newsome's simply using the Ronco's new "Build Communist China in Your Own Backyard Kit".

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (5NkmN)

267 Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (cF8AT)

Do Le Mon... Noe there's an expert...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (L91xj)

268 Brian Stelter is weird looking and ridiculous and has an anchor job at a major news organization, why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:52 AM (KZzsI)


At a guess? Because too many on "our side" STILL think Fox is a conservative network.

Stelter is a worthless, gasbagging homunculus who, in a just world, would be squatting in his mother's basement in his ratty, feculent, piss-stained shorts trying to hoist his bloated stomach up enough to allow him to jerk off to futa prOn .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

269 >>CNN's @DonLemon: Like Trump voters, we should call unvaxxed Americans "stupid" and "start shaming them"

>"Or leave them behind. Because they're keeping the majority of Americans behind."



Awesome.

Now. Do inner city blacks.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (hoZOf)

270 Film at eleven!!
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (W+kMI)

I hope this film has big tits. I like big tits.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (gI4p+)

271 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2021 10:34 AM (a4EWo)

Yes; I hope so too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (AJzTi)

272 270 I hope this film has big tits. I like big tits.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (gI4p+)

==========

"No you don't. You like women who look like 12 year old boys."
-Hollywood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

273 Off topic, but when did any National Review writer punch leftward.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (cSyAR)

274 I hope this film has big tits. I like big tits.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable*

'And I cannot lie!. . . '

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM (mD/uy)

275 I a sure there was some fraud in California, it we are talking maybe moving the totals from 7 in 10 supporting the gulag to 6 in 10. There are populations that stupid folks.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 10:58 AM (oWBc3)

276
All people addicted to any substance be it nicotine, heroin, or caffeine, should be denied care because their choices aren't in the best interests of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 10:41 AM

*cough* AIDS *cough*
______________

And don't leave out the obese. Why should other people have to pay for treatment for diseases like diabetes that are caused by peoples' decisions to overeat?

If the government is going to penalize the non-vaccinated for their personal choices, then everybody else should be subjected to the same standard. That means no treatment for drug addicts, no treatment for AIDS patients who engaged in promiscuous sex, no treatment for gang members who got shot or stabbed, no treatment for fat people with obesity-related conditions, no treatment for slutty women who got knocked up or got STD's, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2021 10:58 AM (k4dH2)

277 Off topic, but when did any National Review writer punch leftward.

I got pegged leftwards.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 16, 2021 10:58 AM (DpkTQ)

278 Bull Shit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (mD/uy)


Shut up TP!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 16, 2021 10:58 AM (RoIW/)

279 Thanks, Paladin. I'm not quite retirement age (though I am somewhere around 29). I have strong religious beliefs so if they take religious exemption requests seriously, I should get one. But I'm not holding my breath.... already reaching out to my network about other job possibilities.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (pcsoT)

Well, if it comes to that point, force them to fire you, don't quit. Then you may have some cause for action, should sanity ever prevail again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (mCSH/)

280 Ah, the French...

Posted by: Orson Welles at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (vuisn)

281 Film at eleven!!
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (W+kMI)

I hope this film has big tits. I like big tits.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:57 AM


You want a film with big tits.

You'll settle for a film with perky tits.

You'll get The Birds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (m+jkK)

282 But I don't really consider blogs to be social media. We're sociable here, but its not the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 10:53 AM (KZzsI)


What in hell is this crap? Who is this we you speak of??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (mBby6)

283 278 Bull Shit!!

Posted by: Tonypete

Shut up TP!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

EAT ME!!

NO!!!! WAIT!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (mD/uy)

284 That next booster shot is supposed to cure the common cold.

...supposed to.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2021 10:50 AM (D69WA)


Being dead will do that.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (8k7U7)

285
They pull that kind of thing out here all the time, jwest. They put a local hardware store out of business, by changing the traffic flow to make it hard to get into the parking lot. They wouldn't let them make any changes to the building either. It's all just a power trip for them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 16, 2021 10:40 AM (5HBd1)


Even money that there was a developer salivating over the prospect of getting their claws on the lot so that they can put up a Starbucks. But the power trip motivation is probably enough.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2021 11:00 AM (n+4am)

286 >>>Shut up TP!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!'


Get bent, Bob!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:00 AM (XSRBF)

287 The number of Americans seeking unemployment benefits moved up last week to 332,000 from a pandemic low, a sign that the spread of the delta variant may have slightly increased layoffs.

Applications for jobless aid rose from 312,000 the week before, the Labor Department said Thursday. That was the lowest level since March 2020. Jobless claims, which generally track the pace of layoffs, have fallen steadily for two months as many employers, struggling to fill jobs, have held onto their workers.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2021 11:00 AM (RHGPo)

288 257 I gotta get outta this state....

Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother.....
Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2021 10:54 AM (Xt8DX)

Just don't go riding on that long black train....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (szc0N)

289 The Wuhan Flu cured the common cold, it just disappeared last year. Like magic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (KZzsI)

290 I got the Pfizer vax in April. I'm getting the flue vax as usual this month. Between the two, I'm set!

Fate: Don't tell exdem but next week I'm going to expire all his spark plugs on I-75. Film at eleven!!
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 10:55 AM (W+kMI


Best wishes, and may your spark plugs forget to expire!

What's really sad is that this whole debacle has caused me to seriously doubt medical care in general. I've been harmed before by docs going along with medical convention and this last mess has just about ruined my faith in modern medicine. Too bad there are medical needs we can only address by going through the approved channels.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (6RgRK)

291 >>>Just don't go riding on that long black train....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!)


That's Nicki Minaj's gig anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (XSRBF)

292 So the left all loves Milley because he would have warned the Chinese if Bad Man Orange was going to launch nukes which wouldn't have stopped the attack but would have possibly allowed the Chinese to launch a more effective counterstrike which would have killed more Americans, especially in Blue, urban areas?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at September 16, 2021 11:02 AM (EcHpA)

293 Looks like CDC want to talk to Minaj and help her get her get her head right.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2021 11:02 AM (MxEKc)

294 Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (mD/uy)

Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 16, 2021 11:02 AM (RoIW/)

295 Shut up TP!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

EAT ME!!

NO!!!! WAIT!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM

You've been waiting for this opportunity a long time, haven't you?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (HeKhk)

296 290 What's really sad is that this whole debacle has caused me to seriously doubt medical care in general. I've been harmed before by docs going along with medical convention and this last mess has just about ruined my faith in modern medicine. Too bad there are medical needs we can only address by going through the approved channels.
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (6RgRK)

=========

People lived into their seventies and eighties a hundred years ago all the time with country doctors.

People live into their seventies and eighties smoking three packs a day.

Modern medicine seems to have made a huge difference on the front end of life, helping with infant mortality rates, but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

297 Is there nothing that Delta variant can't do?

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (CYnTg)

298 >>>Looks like CDC want to talk to Minaj and help her get her get her head right.

Posted by: Ripley


And she will cave, because money and fame is more important than principles.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (XSRBF)

299 EAT ME!!

NO!!!! WAIT!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete

You've been waiting for this opportunity a long time, haven't you?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones

It's truly scary how the mind works sometimes.

And doesn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (mD/uy)

300 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

Maybe you should consider taking Sunday off from the board too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (AJzTi)

301 Is there nothing that Delta variant can't do?
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (CYnTg)

Ummmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (/1l9x)

302 What is bizarre to me is how extreme and insane the left was certain Trump was. Milley believed so totally that Trump would nuke China that he felt compelled to phone them. Based on what? Trump's statements he'd nuke China? Trumps clear love of the use of military force? Trump's worldview that one must murder billions of people if they dislike your trade policies?? There was no rational or logical basis for any of this other than Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (KZzsI)

303 Get bent, Bob!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:00 AM (XSRBF)

'get bent'. haven't heard that since 'da bronx' days. Good times man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (RoIW/)

304 Modern medicine seems to have made a huge difference on the front end of life, helping with infant mortality rates, but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

Oh-oh Death, spare me over for another day.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (mBby6)

305 291 >>>Just don't go riding on that long black train....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!)


That's Nicki Minaj's gig anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:01 AM (XSRBF)

Nice!!

She's getting hers for daring to make sense! How dare she bring up 'prayer'....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 11:05 AM (szc0N)

306 Modern medicine seems to have made a huge difference on the front end of life, helping with infant mortality rates, but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah, you don't have to go back very far in any family tree to find lots of dead babies. One more reason to have a dozen kids because you didn't know how many would survive past the age of two.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:05 AM (gI4p+)

307 305 Nice!!

She's getting hers for daring to make sense! How dare she bring up 'prayer'....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 11:05 AM (szc0N)

========

Her suspension must be doing something in the brains of some of her 20 million followers right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:05 AM (LvTSG)

308 but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees

---------------

Which obviously makes sense when you think about it. Much of modern medicine does extend lives & that is great. But some lives are merely extended months. Again, that is great. But modern medicine has nothing on ancient genetics.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 16, 2021 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

309 >>>Nice!!

She's getting hers for daring to make sense! How dare she bring up 'prayer'....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia


The tweets I've seen have been hilarious. She doesn't give a F about her detractors.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:06 AM (XSRBF)

310 The French are worried about an outbreak of bird flu amongst humans linked to imported Belgian chicken.

The first symptom is the chicken giving you the phlegms.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 16, 2021 11:06 AM (UHVv4)

311 No. Give it to God and let Him work repentance out of her. Reconsider if&when she sincerely apologizes to you. Until then, shun on.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 16, 2021 10:32 AM (4I/2K)

Not how it works.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (MkuC5)

312 The first symptom is the chicken giving you the phlegms.
Posted by: andycanuck

Eggxactly!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)

313 308 Which obviously makes sense when you think about it. Much of modern medicine does extend lives & that is great. But some lives are merely extended months. Again, that is great. But modern medicine has nothing on ancient genetics.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 16, 2021 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

=========

Which just tells me that I probably don't have to go to the doctor for a whole lot.

People who go at every cold need to be honestly turned away at the door.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (LvTSG)

314 A little more on that "prophetic gap" (a Startpage search found that term for me, regarding our period of Grace, between Christ coming in power, and Jesus coming as more humble servant (lamb of God, mocked with sign that said he was "King of the Jews").

"A closer look reveals that all the clear predictions refer to the second coming of Messiah as a ruling king. All the obscure or confusing predictions refer to the first coming."

For those interested, the article has more detail on whether there was a "prophetic gap" which indicates "two comings" and a period between them ... the great mystery of the one body. I thought it was commonly accepted in Judaism, but maybe not.

https://tinyurl.com/nrms2xhc

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (Cus5s)

315 but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees.

There really doesn't seem to be anything medicine can do about how your body just breaks down in the end. Maybe psychiatry should focus on helping people get used to that idea and face their mortality instead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

316 Her suspension must be doing something in the brains of some of her 20 million followers right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:05 AM


What does her car have to do with this?

-20 million Nicki Minaj Followers

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (m+jkK)

317 So I'm getting notices about "Don't go to this event in DC" tomorrow to protest the lack of justice for people imprisoned in DC after January 6th. It's a false flag event! I wasn't planning on going anyway, but no doubt FBI stooges will show up in all their MAGA attire..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (AJzTi)

318 I'm sure Garland will make that public.
-----------
Somewhere, over the rainbow...
Posted by: zmdavid

The garlanding is on May Day, comrades.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing if that old Young Pioneers uniform still fits at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (QzkSJ)

319 What is special about July 10th?

It's Black Independence Day, where you set off black fireworks.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2021 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)

320 >>>I wasn't planning on going anyway, but no doubt FBI stooges will show up in all their MAGA attire..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


That's their job now. Arresting and jailing innocent Americans trying to exercise their First Amendment rights.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (XSRBF)

321 315 but it seems like the advantages on the back end are much more a matter of smaller degrees.

There really doesn't seem to be anything medicine can do about how your body just breaks down in the end. Maybe psychiatry should focus on helping people get used to that idea and face their mortality instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

"The DEUCE, you say!!"

- Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (dfRN6)

322 So I'm getting notices about "Don't go to this event in DC" tomorrow to protest the lack of justice for people imprisoned in DC after January 6th. It's a false flag event! I wasn't planning on going anyway, but no doubt FBI stooges will show up in all their MAGA attire..

Pretty much everyone thinks it's an FBI festival that was ginned up to take the heat off Biden, but apparently some idiots are going to show up anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (ZGrMX)

323 >>>It's Black Independence Day, where you set off black fireworks.

Posted by: Ian S.


You have to do it during daylight, or else you won't see them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (XSRBF)

324 Per several posts in JJ's Morning Report:

G'mar chatima tova

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 16, 2021 11:10 AM (JJatH)

325 That's their job now. Arresting and jailing innocent Americans trying to exercise their First Amendment rights.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

They turned into the Stazi so slowly (in the public's perception at least) we didn't notice it until it was too late.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:10 AM (mD/uy)

326 Maybe you should consider taking Sunday off from the board too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 11:04 AM (AJzTi)


I only go on the Book Thread on Sundays for an hour.

I am angry at the news that Piers Morgan is joining Fox. Why should we care? Why should we give him any eyes at all? Fox stabbed Trump and his voters in the back, and still the right supports them. It's frustrating.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 11:11 AM (2JVJo)

327 210 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)

He loses.


the butler did it

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 16, 2021 11:11 AM (mgKVS)

328 312 The first symptom is the chicken giving you the phlegms.
Posted by: andycanuck

Eggxactly!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)

Thye need to stop eggsporting those chickens!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 16, 2021 11:11 AM (RoIW/)

329 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)

He loses.

the butler did it
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 16, 2021 11:11 AM


Steiner didn't come.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 11:12 AM (m+jkK)

330 It's Black Independence Day, where you set off black fireworks.
Posted by: Ian S.
You have to do it during daylight, or else you won't see them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (XSRBF)

It's a lotta fun! We would take the stick off of bottle rockets and light the rocket part off on the ground and call them "honky chasers" as it zigged zagged around the street.

Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 11:12 AM (/1l9x)

331 I'm 42 hours into audiobook of Shirers "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". 15 hours to go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2021 10:39 AM (cqAUI)


I'm one minute into the audiobook of "Rise and Fall of Humpty Dumpty".

Fascinating stuff.

Posted by: spindrift at September 16, 2021 11:12 AM (h5TKJ)

332 It's a false flag event! I wasn't planning on going anyway, but no doubt FBI stooges will show up in all their MAGA attire..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (AJzTi)


If the FBI keeps scheduling these false flag events, patriots won't be able to have a legitimate demonstration.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 11:13 AM (6RgRK)

333 >>>They turned into the Stazi so slowly (in the public's perception at least) we didn't notice it until it was too late.
Posted by: Tonypete

And people like Hewitt and Bongino are still covering for them, as if they can be trusted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:13 AM (XSRBF)

334 I'm one minute into the audiobook of "Rise and Fall of Humpty Dumpty".

Fascinating stuff.
Posted by: spindrift

That story always cracks me up.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:13 AM (mD/uy)

335 They banned Minaj on Twitter? How stupid are they? Boy, that Nevertrump gang has fetishized losing and now they're bringing it to the Dems. Best gift Trump ever gave us.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 16, 2021 11:13 AM (Ectld)

336 Nood

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:13 AM (5RQwx)

337 I'm one minute into the audiobook of "Rise and Fall of Humpty Dumpty".

Fascinating stuff.

Posted by: spindrift at September 16, 2021 11:12 AM (h5TKJ)

spoiler alert. omelette.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (RoIW/)

338 I am angry at the news that Piers Morgan is joining Fox. Why should we care? Why should we give him any eyes at all? Fox stabbed Trump and his voters in the back, and still the right supports them. It's frustrating.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 11:11 AM (2JVJo)

Who will he eventually replace? Because he's GOING TO replace someone.

Hannitty? Ingraham? TUCKER?

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (mR6Gs)

339 fbi nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

340 >>>If the FBI keeps scheduling these false flag events, patriots won't be able to have a legitimate demonstration.

Posted by: Emmie


Which is why it's happening. They want to outlaw protest from conservatives.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (XSRBF)

341 Pretty much everyone thinks it's an FBI festival that was ginned up to take the heat off Biden, but apparently some idiots are going to show up anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2021 11:09 AM (ZGrMX)

-------

Yup, we don't hire any other kind of people. Junior agents and their CIs from each field office (the ones who aren't in prison for chomping out at swinger parties). A couple of senior agents, too, in case nobody else is dumb enough to cause an incident, and we have to do it ourselves.

Posted by: The FBI at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (vL3tK)

342 Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 16, 2021 10:27 AM (flINI)

So I'm way, way late to this party, but I'll share my experiences.

My ex-wife became my ex wife when she slept with at least two other men.

I moved out, and we have been able to maintain our (to my mind) excellent co-parent relationship. I don't trust her with anything emotional, and when my kids are old enough to understand, I'll explain more, but she loves them the way I'd hope a mom loves her kiddos.

My parents are paying for her defense team throughout everything. They are paying a significant portion of her (formerly our) bills to help her maintain the house the way she wants. They have absolutely disowned me, as have all of my extended family, as best I can tell. Cousins, my remaining grandmother, et al.

I will not ever forgive to the point I can have a relationship with my family again. My soul won't hold onto this, but my mind absolutely will.

Watch your six with your sister-in-law. She'll likely not stop undermining you.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (cvNl1)

343 So I'm getting notices about "Don't go to this event in DC" tomorrow to protest the lack of justice for people imprisoned in DC after January 6th. It's a false flag event! I wasn't planning on going anyway, but no doubt FBI stooges will show up in all their MAGA attire..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 11:07 AM (AJzTi)


The Deep State is trying to gin up a revolution again. I am very worried about whom they will murder in order to spark off a reaction. Were I a capitol police officer, I would not leave my house, because the DC powers might decide you were the perfect martyr.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 11:14 AM (2JVJo)

344 Maybe psychiatry should focus on helping people get used to that idea and face their mortality instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

The Bible would be better than shrinks.

Besides, most head docs need help themselves.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 11:17 AM (bgWIn)

345 Besides, most head docs need help themselves.

Yeah, to your money, forever, by not ever actually helping you solve anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 11:20 AM (KZzsI)

346 Vmom -- Thank you so much for the beautiful bookmark! It looks like handmade paper. So lovely.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 16, 2021 11:20 AM (JJatH)

347 EAT ME!!

Posted by: Delta House Homecoming Float at September 16, 2021 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

348 Cuomo: brought down due sexual impropriety and not due to his policies killing thousands of the elderly.

FBI: In trouble over allegations of covering up serial impropriety and not because they incinerated women and children at Waco.

Call me crazy, but it sure looks like government agents are given a pass for killing citizens.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 16, 2021 11:24 AM (52YyU)

349 Just one day? That's a bit restrictive. I would go along with once a month. Plus are they counting from Capricorn or Aries.

If they bring back the Jubilee, I'd go along with this.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 16, 2021 11:28 AM (qXysx)

350 My actions have condemned me to Hell. There is no atonement. There is no redemption. There is no forgiveness.
Posted by: Just Sayin

One out of 4. Work on the other 3.

Posted by: Corona at September 16, 2021 11:53 AM (nakGR)

351 283 278 Bull Shit!!

Posted by: Tonypete

Shut up TP!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

EAT ME!!

NO!!!! WAIT!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:59 AM (mD/uy)

What a horrible way to lost Tonypete. It's of his own doing, but, still.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2021 12:30 PM (fVJPF)

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