Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/13/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Leave no man behind was our thing. Abandoning people should be fucking unconscionable. It is against the fundamental moral basis of who we are, but not to these fuckers. But they certainly can’t let the public focus on that. Larry Correia

Quote II

"I am going to be uniting when I become governor. I'm going to use my bully pulpit to unite us. Because we have far more in common than we have apart." Larry Elder CA Gubernatorial Candidate

I've never met Larry Elder. I like most of his views. But, I'm afraid he's wrong here.


Quote III

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

Quote IV

"We could really make this city shine. We could make it attractive for the kids who say there is nothing for them here." Ontario City Manager Adam Brown


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No, I can't make this shit up. Our mentally retarded Commander-in-Chief wasn't happy with the arms we left behind in Afghanistan. He now wants to give them millions in cash.

President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan.


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"I'd complain about the witless troglodytes who voted for Biden, but... I try not to speak ill of the dead." The Rageaholic - NSFW Language


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Well of course they are!

Congress is not subject to President Biden’s draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

Biden’s mandate that was announced on Thursday eliminates the option for getting regular testing and instead orders federal employees and contractors to immediately get vaccinated or allegedly lose their jobs. Some religious and disability exemptions are being allowed but those are now in doubt as well.

I'm getting sick and fucking tired of this two tier bullshit.


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Speaking of bullshit. I wish this asshole would FOAD.

Dr. Fauci: It May Take 'Many, Many' More Vaccine Mandates To Beat COVID-19

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation's leading infectious disease expert, said that the only way to beat the coronavirus pandemic is through mass vaccinations.

Last week, President Joe Biden said that he is asking federal officials to mandate that all businesses with more than 100 employees vaccinate or test all of their workers. Dr. Fauci suggested that mandate may be just a start if the number of new coronavirus cases continues to surge.

He suggested that schools, colleges, and many small businesses will enact their own vaccine mandates now that Pfizer's vaccine has been fully approved by the Food and Drug Administration.

"I believe that's going to turn this around because I don't think people are going to want to not go to work or not go to college ... They're going to do it," Fauci told CNN'sJen Christensen. "You'd like to have them do it on a totally voluntary basis, but if that doesn't work, you've got to go to the alternatives."

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Oh I'll be safe, what can happen? What an Oh Shit!!! moment.

GREAT FRIGHT SHARK Terrifying moment 13ft great white bursts through shark-proof cage trapping terrified diver inside

THIS is the terrifying moment a diver managed to escape unscathed from the jaws of a great white shark.

Footage captured on camera by a horrified witness, showed the 13ft beast burst through a shark-proof metal cage near Guadalupe Island off the west coast of Mexico.


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The University's no response is all we need to know.

ST. LOUIS — A student leader — called a “senator” — at Washington University in St. Louis was caught removing miniature American flags from a 9/11 memorial display and bagging them as trash.

In a video posted by Young Americans for Freedom, the student can be seen removing the flags and placing them in bags and then carrying them away. A total of 2,977 flags were placed on the lawn representing each murdered 9/11 victim, Fox News reported.


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Well that interview certainly didn't go well.


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I wonder if I would have a shot at this job? Hey, I identify as a woman trapped in a kangaroo's body.

An Australian city council has banned men from applying for a $63,000-a-year street sweeper operator job in order to create an "inclusive" organization.

Darebin City Council, in Melbourne, the capital of Victoria (Vic) state, opened the job to people identifying as "non-male" to apply for the position before it closes on September 16.

In the job advertisement, the city council asked for a street sweeper operator and stated it was open to women, non-binary and transgender persons.

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Fat and delusional is no way to go through life.

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is launching a comeback tour as he considers whether to mount a 2024 presidential bid that could put him on a collision course with Donald Trump.

The former governor is set to deliver a Thursday evening speech at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Calif. — a traditional waystation for GOP presidential aspirants — as part of a speaker series the organization is hosting that focuses on the future of the Republican Party. The high-profile appearance comes as Christie intensifies his political activities ahead of the 2022 midterm elections, with a book on the way, a new perch helping the GOP raise money, and plans to help the party flip control of the House next year.

Go away Chris. Now.


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You learn something new every day. The running world has "Footwear Police" and rules.

The Ethiopian winner of Europe’s first big-city marathon since the pandemic was disqualified by race organizers for wearing shoes with soles thicker than permitted.

Derara Hurisa crossed the line in the Vienna City Marathon in 2:09:22 on a warm early autumn morning, beating Kenyan Leonard Langat by three seconds.


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If the Progtard kids aren't in school They can now watch educational television.

After its year-long haitus, “Cops” is returning to Fox this fall.

Fox News Media will air the 33rd season of the “documentary reality legal program” on Fox Nation, Fox’s streaming platform, on October 1st. As part of the return debut, four episodes will be included in the initial release, with additional episodes scheduled for every Friday night.

The long-running favorite was taken off the air by Paramount Network (formerly Spike TV) in 2020, in the wake of the George Floyd murder by former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin. “Cops” was not the only casualty of the national mood of the moment, with A&E’s “Live PD” also getting yanked from the air. Critics also complained that the show glorified police violence and unfairly portrayed racial minorities.


Unfairly portrayed racial minorities? I've watched Cops over the years. White trash aren't exempt from arrest.


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Instead of hunkering down in his Delaware bunker, the resident of the White House was sunsetting awfully early in Idaho. Imagine if Trump's White House kept cutting the television feed?

The White House abruptly cut the feed of President Biden's briefing on wildfires with federal and state officials.

During Monday's visit to Boise, Idaho, Biden received a briefing about the ongoing wildfires that have plagued several states out west.

While Biden spoke for much of the briefing, at one point he said he wanted to hear more from George Geissler of the National Association of State Foresters.

We told you he had mush for brains.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 13 Sep 2015
Gary Richrath, lead guitarist and songwriter for REO Speedwagon died at the age of 65. Richrath recorded 12 albums with the band before leaving in 1989 and released his own solo album in 1992. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 13 Sep 2019
American singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Eddie Money died of cancer age 70. He released over ten albums and had a string of hits in the late Seventies including 'Baby Hold On', 'Two Tickets to Paradise' and 'Take Me Home Tonight'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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So there is a right way to clear an ant hill. Then there is the Genius Award Winner way.

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This surgeon is pretty cool and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Surgeon Surprises Kids With Hand-Drawn Dressings So The Scar Will Not Be Their Last Memory Of The Operation


Pediatric surgeon Dr. Robert Parry always takes a moment to make sure a scar isn't the only lasting memory of a child's surgical procedure.

He surprises them with a hand-drawn dressing featuring a character or something that personally interests them.


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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 08:58 PM (+WWsf)

2 Beautiful picture.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 08:59 PM (U2p+3)

3 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 08:59 PM (K5n5d)

4 About an hour ago, Milady Jo and I picked up Daughter and Son-in-Law at the airport. They had gone to NY for his niece's christening. Other than the airplane mask requirements, they seemed to have a good time. Sent us a picture of the twin "tower" lights beaming into the sky. Went to some bar which was loaded with fire & police guys. On 9/11. In NY.

Milady Jo and I 'forgot' to wear 'face covering' as the airport signage and announcements said we must. All the travelers, still wearing their masks at the baggage claim! Like entering some dystopian parallel universe. But nobody even gave us a dirty look. Which is good. I've got a variety of snappy answers to any stupid Karenism, most picked up from a certain smart military blog, but I've never had to use any. Still, sad to see people (except Daughter & SiL) weren't even lowering their masks at the baggage claim. What were they going to do at that point, kick folks out without their luggage?

Anyway, hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whhaat? at September 13, 2021 08:59 PM (4Utw1)

5 top ten

Posted by: RTW at September 13, 2021 08:59 PM (jJlJu)

6 Hello

Posted by: Beartooth at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (UAr4S)

7 Moody photo -- I likes it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (SchxB)

9 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (PlW9M)

10 ringer

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (Foy17)

11 7 Moody photo -- I likes it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

I'll give you moody

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (aA3+G)

12 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)

13 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)

14 Jump light is green.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM (r1z5A)

15 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Recall Gavin Newsom.

Vote for Larry Elder for Governor of California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2021 09:01 PM (EZebt)

16 He's Toobin'!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 Shut up, Sandy!

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at September 13, 2021 09:02 PM (ZSK0i)

18 Gary Richrath went to my high school and I played guitar with him on a couple of occasions. Great fun.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:02 PM (RrtlF)

19 I'm watching "The Crow" again. It's tres 90's. Is it the only superhero movie with The Cure in the soundtrack?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 Stopped in a car dealership to do a price check on a part I need to replace on my SUV. Nobody wearing masks until I walk up to the parts counter then they toss on their masks. Gave them the "Are you f*ing kidding me" look and they both took off their masks. Victory! At least a small one.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (UAr4S)

21 Well, it is a Monday after all!

But a fantastic photo as usual ,and girthy content as well, so no complaints here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (hOUT3)

22 Tubaman is farzrohr.

Posted by: f'd at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (Tnijr)

23 >>> 19 I'm watching "The Crow" again. It's tres 90's. Is it the only superhero movie with The Cure in the soundtrack?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

"You'll dance to ANYthing by The Cure..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (ACi07)

24 I sure hope some of the suing state governors are prepared to respond to a rejection from the courts by saying, "well f*ck you, we're still not allowing it."

Posted by: Dr. T at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (tp+tP)

25 18 Gary Richrath went to my high school and I played guitar with him on a couple of occasions. Great fun.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:02 PM (RrtlF)

So you are the mystery OREO Speed Cookie member?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)

26 Ten in AK,
Willowed.
Whenever any of us in Sinop were feeling down, we'd remind ourselves we could be in Shemya.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (axyOa)

27 I'm watching "The Crow" again. It's tres 90's. Is it the only superhero movie with The Cure in the soundtrack?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
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"Burn" is an awesome song for an awesome movie...The sequels are kind of "meh" though. It should have just been left alone as a stand-alone movie.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (K5n5d)

28 Congress is not subject to President Bidens draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

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Because those are DIFFERENT federal dollars paying their paychecks, citizens. You'd understand how money worked if you were more sophisticated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (mlBAr)

29 >So you are the mystery OREO Speed Cookie member?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)

Lol. No.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (RrtlF)

30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVGhHdRZJZc

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 08:58 PM (+WWsf)

Same Walter from Hot Gas/Sparta Report?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (7bRMQ)

32 Braenard, did you see my follow up on a prior thread?

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (6RgRK)

33 Strangely enough, The Cure did a movie specific song for Stallone's Judge Dredd movie in 1995.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnibOHxFSso

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (+WWsf)

34 FedEx sent a form email yesterday saying they were going to resume getting ACTUAL signatures beginning this Wednesday.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)

35 Howdy, 'rons and 'ettes. Thanks to Mis Hum for the quality content which I'm just now fixin' to go back up and read.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (Agr8U)

36 Unfairly portrayed racial minorities? I've watched Cops over the years. White trash aren't exempt from arrest.


Live P.D., you could watch Florida Man in his natural environment. 99% of them were white.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (QFVV9)

37 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)

38 35 Howdy, 'rons and 'ettes. Thanks to Mis Hum for the quality content which I'm just now fixin' to go back up and read.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (Agr8U)

Your "Gold Star" is on it's way.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)

39 RIP Gary Rickrath. CC and Sundrop tonight. Day seven sanding the damn oak floor

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 13, 2021 09:07 PM (5NC6n)

40 Thanks for hosting us, MisHum!

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (6RgRK)

41 "The Crow" is one of the great 90's genre movies. "Blade", "Darkman", "The Shadow"...and I'll add animated Batman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

42 Hey everybody. Hey ONT. Thanks MisHum.

Well that interview certainly didn't go well.

I'm gonna assume sister didn't get the job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

43 Much as I would love Chris Christie to go away, remember that the current fake resident of the White House was counted out of the running multiple times.

Never forget: trash floats to the top.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (OU+8W)

44 "I am going to be uniting when I become governor. I'm going to use my bully pulpit to unite us. Because we have far more in common than we have apart."


Yeah, that's a line for after you've been elected. Trump was many things but he knew how not to give a run of the mill political speech. All that crap seems even more disingenuous post Trump.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (4thlk)

45 Not exactly willowed, but today sucked donkey balls. The Corps now requires me to fill out a form stating my vaccine status (not only no, but hell no), and has declared that, even though I'm entirely teleworking, I must get a covid test every Friday and report it to the "safety office" every Monday or I will be in abeyance of my job duties and subject to disciplinary action including termination.

In the words of the prophet, FUCK YOU, WAR.

Filed my religious exemption, so we will see how that flies. Doubtful it will on the first pass, since nobody seems to understand how that works. Welcome to the Biden Asshat Years.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (SDdx5)

46 "shark-proof metal cage" should have been in scare quotes

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (Agr8U)

47 "You'll dance to ANYthing by The Cure..."

https://youtu.be/iPCiR_17GGU

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (SchxB)

48 The Shadow was pretty horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (z4k8L)

49 Greetings:

As regards "Leave no man behind" and other terse phrasings for dealing with complex situations, please consider that not all goals are accomplishable and some goals involve great costs

I understand the emotional component but sometimes feelings have to come in second. Repeating things does not make them true in all situations.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (uuklp)

50 Great ONT Mis Hum! Thank you!

Makes notes:
So cross off shark cage on the bucket list.
JK - never there. But wow!

Posted by: Iris at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (6lKe4)

51 I need a sammich. Please. Any ettes feel like stepping up?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (RrtlF)

52 President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

Is this a reward for executing the interpreters who helped us? Biden is an imbecile with no redeeming qualities. I am retired, and still every April I have to write a check to the IRS so that the federal government can come up with stupider and stupider ways to throw away my money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)

53 Much as I would love Chris Christie to go away, remember that the current fake resident of the White House was counted out of the running multiple times.

Never forget: trash floats to the top.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


joey had a life boat made of millions of illegal votes.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (r1z5A)

54 Yeah, that's a line for after you've been elected. Trump was many things but he knew how not to give a run of the mill political speech. All that crap seems even more disingenuous post Trump.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:08 PM (4thlk)

To be fair, it all sounds disingenuous post Nov 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (z4k8L)

55 Sundrop is one of the, if not THE, best brown liquor mixers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (mlBAr)

56 Evening.

So the Job Interview video...why beat up her sister when she needed to go lob a few ashtrays at her scumbag husband's head? Chicks can do these things. It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)

57 Larry dude, Democrats always abandon those no longer useful.

Just ask Mary Jo Kopechne, oh wait you can't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (oEMN+)

58 I'd be more irritated with this awful cold if it hadn't made Pookette so quiet over the weekend. She lost her voice, and our house was so silent it was almost creepy.

Posted by: pookysgirl, coughing up a lung at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (XKZwp)

59 First you will blow me.

Posted by: Tuba Man at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (N/iqz)

60 > Congress is not subject to President Biden's draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

Congress is a co-equal branch to the Executive. It makes sense Biden can't force a mandate on them. We need to focus on the Federal employees who got exemptions.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (i0wNm)

61 Larry dude, Democrats always abandon those no longer useful.

Just ask Mary Jo Kopechne, oh wait you can't.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (oEMN+)

OUIJA board.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)

62 Sundrop is one of the, if not THE, best brown liquor mixers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (mlBAr)
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It's pretty darned tasty all by itself!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (K5n5d)

63 I understand the emotional component but sometimes feelings have to come in second. Repeating things does not make them true in all situations.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (uuklp)

Agreed. Spirit over letter. On the other hand, we handed these people over and intentionally turned our backs.

That seems to violate both the spirit and the letter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)

64 Never forget: trash floats to the top.

The scum also rises.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)

65 Rick Ocasek and Eddie Money died in the same week. There was an article that came out not to long after wards that both Eddie Money and The Cars were a soundtrack for a certain time period (Gen X mostly). From the late 70s into the mid 80s, you couldn't turn on a classic radio station and not hear at least once (probably more than that) a song by either of them. A pretty good run for both of them. RIP.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (QFVV9)

66 I give Chris Christie credit for one thing, he ruined Marco Rubio on stage.

Little Marco with all of his rehearsed DC politician bullshite, tossed into the waste bin of presidential politics.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (5We2S)

67 51 I need a sammich. Please. Any ettes feel like stepping up?
Posted by: Muad'dib


BLT on the way!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (U2p+3)

68 President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

*

I suspect this has something to do with hostages, terms of our surrender, or an outright payout to a tribal leader to not do X or Y until after this date.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (mlBAr)

69 Thanks goodness for the binning of little marco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (z4k8L)

70 59 First you will blow me.
Posted by: Tuba Man at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (N/iqz)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)

71 @66: "... tossed into the waste bin of presidential politics."

More like Chris Christie's personal woodchipper.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (+WWsf)

72 51 I need a sammich. Please. Any ettes feel like stepping up?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (RrtlF)

You got two broken arms and two broken legs?

*stares over the top of glasses*

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (SDdx5)

73 19 I'm watching "The Crow" again. It's tres 90's. Is it the only superhero movie with The Cure in the soundtrack?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,



Not sure "My Life in a Thrill Kill Kult" wound up on any soundtrack other than this one. Too lazy to research that though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)

74 Or would you prefer pastrami on rye.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

75 64 Never forget: trash floats to the top.

The scum also rises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)


What about whale shit? That's what Christie reminds me of.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

76 "President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan."

Anyone remember the movie "The Mouse That Roared?" It was a satire about a tiny, broke country that declared war on the US just so that it could surrender and receive foreign aid.

It was made in 1959. Even back then everyone knew how screwed & gullible our foreign policy wonks were.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (BJKQV)

77 >
You got two broken arms and two broken legs?

*stares over the top of glasses*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (SDdx5)


Mom?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (RrtlF)

78 Are there really a majority of non-lefties that want Trump back in in 2024? *facepalm* Reading Trump's comments about how more people should be taking the stupid vaccine should be all anyone with no less than half a brain that he's a buffoon. We need a president who would refuse to order masking, vaccines, and reverses every related regulation today, immediately. Lost from common sense seems to be the risk/danger of this virus, that hasn't changed. You still have essentially the same risk of death as the common flu. So are we now mandating flu shots for all citizens every season? Permanent masking for all transmittable airborne diseases with a 99.8 percent recovery rate? No, Trump can stick to financing a conservative media outlet like he promised (but of course never materialized). We are truly screwed.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (Eus9b)

79 74 Or would you prefer pastrami on rye.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

I'll take one of those Please.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)

80 Posted by: nurse ratched


Nurse! Read your email! And how are you doing? Son show?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (r1z5A)

81 Joey Bidet + Ouija board

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (oEMN+)

82 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum! What a lovely fall photo up top. Hard to believe summer is drawing to a close.

Tuba Man appears uncomfortable and very slow moving..

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (rwusL)

83 I'm reasonably confident the ants are gone

Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (kOpft)

84 I bet you only white guys will apply for the street sweeper job. Not glamorous enough for the feminists, too butch for the trannies, etc

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (Y0dLt)

85 Congress is not subject to President Biden's draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

*

Here's the $64K question:

Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?

I'm guessing yes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (mlBAr)

86 Not sure "My Life in a Thrill Kill Kult" wound up on any soundtrack other than this one. Too lazy to research that though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)
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I saw them in DC. Good, wholesome fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

87 Um, that's actually Sousaphone Man...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (UUBmN)

88 MisHum that mystery click was fire!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)

89 Not sure "My Life in a Thrill Kill Kult" wound up on any soundtrack other than this one. Too lazy to research that though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)
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The entire soundtrack from The Crow is pretty iconic 90s music. I really enjoy it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)

90 I'm reasonably confident the ants are gone

Did you use atomics? Then you will get Them back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (oEMN+)

91 Rat!

I already answered your email!
He gets home this week!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (U2p+3)

92 Not sure "My Life in a Thrill Kill Kult" wound up on any soundtrack other than this one. Too lazy to research that though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, USAF Vet at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)

Ah I remember that one. After the flesh! That was good shit

Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (b/6cr)

93 REO Speedwagon finally gets the recognition it so richly deserves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)

94 Methos, you for one should welcome your new ant overlords.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (Y0dLt)

95 >>> 85 Congress is not subject to President Biden's draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

*

Here's the $64K question:

Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?

I'm guessing yes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (mlBAr)

Really? Oh, we'll fix that.

Posted by: congresscritters at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

96 You got two broken arms and two broken legs?

*stares over the top of glasses*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


Brother confined to a wheelchair. Asked my sis for a favor. "Why? You crippled?" We are a harsh family.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (r1z5A)

97 So, did the brother in law fu**ing slut get hired after that "job interview"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)

98 19 I'm watching "The Crow" again. It's tres 90's. Is it the only superhero movie with The Cure in the soundtrack?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Great soundtrack,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (dKiJG)

99 "So there is a right way to clear an ant hill."


Ant killing and garden tilling all in one. What's not to like?

Posted by: Javems at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (AmoqO)

100 I've missed the Horde. Still not reading or posting until i can form coherent sentences through the rage strokes of of what our nation used to be as fornicated over the last several days.

Miss you, but not gonna risk the boss, the site, or our comraderie over any *types* *deletes* posts.


Y'all stay cool, keep you wits and OPSEC about yourself.

*terminator voice*
I'll be back.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (VcFUs)

101 He gets home this week!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Great! What day?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)

102 REO Speedwagon finally gets the recognition it so richly deserves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)

It was a very good truck so I've heard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (7bRMQ)

103 78 Are there really a majority of non-lefties that want Trump back in in 2024? ...

*assuming elections matter*
I'd love to see a GOP Presidential field where Trump is considered the conciliatory centrist.

Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (kOpft)

104 Joey Bidet + Ouija board

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (oEMN+)

Come on, man! Captain Howdy was just misunderstood. I say he deserves a second chance.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (1Yy3c)

105 Really? Oh, we'll fix that.
Posted by: congresscritters at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)
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Are there *any* laws to which Congress feels itself bound?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (K5n5d)

106 The guy's been intubated. Gonna die of covid any minute now.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (Y0dLt)

107 Thanks Mis Hum for the memories. I will always remember playing with Gary at a party in Creve Couer. RIP my friend.


Night all. 0400 comes quickly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (RrtlF)

108 "Filed my religious exemption, so we will see how that flies. Doubtful it will on the first pass, since nobody seems to understand how that works."


How it supposed to work is you say no and they say okay. They're not supposed to take it any further.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (4thlk)

109 Congress is not subject to President Biden's draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.


Not entirely true. I think some branches get to choose how they roll this out. They are trying to force us, but can't without losing us, so they are requiring constant testing, even for us teleworkers. Good luck with that. I think I can outlast these idiots, but who knows.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (SDdx5)

110 Oh,

And Ben Had, eromero, and hogmartin...

I haven't forgotten about Lee Smith and the Ashley Babbit Society research promise I made you.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (VcFUs)

111 *stares over the top of glasses*
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (SDdx5)
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Mooommmmm!

*stamps off toward refrigerator, grumbling a few choice words*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (2SdPm)

112 You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Sharks in the water. Our shark.

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)

113 74 Or would you prefer pastrami on rye.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

-------------------------

Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted cured meats

Posted by: G. Costanza at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (CAJOC)

114 Good to see you, Bif!

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (6RgRK)

115 Night all. 0400 comes quickly.
Posted by: Muad'dib at Septe


Guess you didn't like my offer. Oh well. Story of my life.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (U2p+3)

116
Night all. 0400 comes quickly.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (RrtlF)

What an obnoxious time of day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (aA3+G)

117 Are there *any* laws to which Congress feels itself bound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Don't look at us!

Posted by: The SEC at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (r1z5A)

118 How it supposed to work is you say no and they say okay. They're not supposed to take it any further.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (4thlk)

Sweetie, how it's supposed to work is we don't get forced to inject poison as a condition of employment, but that's not quite how it's working now, is it?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (SDdx5)

119 Tubaman is farzrohr.
Posted by: f'd

This...intrigues me

Posted by: Dieter-Miklos von Sprocketstein at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

120 For such a bad movie, The Craft had a pretty good soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (oEMN+)

121 "Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?"


Didn't Congress declare their staffs to be small businesses, to escape Obamacare?

Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (N/iqz)

122 "Golgotha Tenement Blues" -- another song from The Crow -- now playing on my iTunes, purely by chance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (K5n5d)

123 I must get a covid test every Friday and report it to the "safety office" every Monday or I will be in abeyance of my job duties and subject to disciplinary action including termination.


**

What a slippery slope we're on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (mlBAr)

124 Really? Oh, we'll fix that.
Posted by: congresscritters at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)
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Yeah, you jackasses exempted yourselves from insider trading laws.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)

125 Because those are DIFFERENT federal dollars paying their paychecks, citizens. You'd understand how money worked if you were more sophisticated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (mlBAr)


Plus you would be immune to COVID!

Posted by: Javems at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (AmoqO)

126 What an obnoxious time of day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:19 PM (aA3+G)

Not so! It's a great time to go out walking, no walkiloos about spoiling the solitude.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)

127 I'd donate $100 to Christie's Republican party if he put Shuffling Joe in a rear naked choke hold and stole his his ice cream cone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (ncmnO)

128 Are there *any* laws to which Congress feels itself bound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Don't look at us!
Posted by: The SEC

So, all on us

Posted by: the ACC at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

129 I'll have to dig up my CD of the Crow soundtrack.

Physical media Baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

130 *stamps off toward refrigerator, grumbling a few choice words*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (2SdPm)

and cool it with the sass, young man.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (SDdx5)

131 So, did the brother in law fu**ing slut get hired after that "job interview"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)

If I'm the boss and I found out a prospective hire puts out you bet she'd get the job.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (1Yy3c)

132 I'm sorry, but is there a BLT up for grabs here? Yes, please!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:21 PM (kTF2Z)

133 Unfairly portrayed racial minorities? I've watched Cops over the years. White trash aren't exempt from arrest.

Same with A&E's "Live PD". Pasco, County, Florida, home of the half dressed, white people who hang out in their front yards, drunk, and yelling at their neighbors, relatives, or anyone else in shrieking distance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

134 I just got out of St. Louis, MO, what a fucking shithole.
Glad to be out of the whole state actually.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 13, 2021 09:21 PM (oSX/P)

135 Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted cured meats
Posted by: G. Costanza at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (CAJOC)

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It's a foul prostitute! Now Sopressata, that's the finely-cultured Geisha of salted meat products.

Posted by: David Brooks at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (VxC1e)

136 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (qAR6u)

137 I'll give you moody
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'll give you asthma!

Posted by: Judge Smails at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (SQsJE)

138 Let the record show, that is sousaphone man

Posted by: In Exile at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (kzzyk)

139 127 I'd donate $100 to Christie's Republican party if he put Shuffling Joe in a rear naked choke hold and stole his his ice cream cone.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (ncmnO)

Put that bad boy on pay per view.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (SDdx5)

140 100

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (/g7XU)

141 140 100
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:22 PM (/g7XU)

Missed it by that much

Posted by: maxwell smart at September 13, 2021 09:23 PM (+I6Y/)

142 Same with A&E's "Live PD". Pasco, County, Florida, home of the half dressed, white people who hang out in their front yards, drunk, and yelling at their neighbors, relatives, or anyone else in shrieking distance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

Alaska State Troopers spend most of their tv time rounding up the tweakers in Wasilla.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (SDdx5)

143 Same with A&E's "Live PD". Pasco, County, Florida, home of the half dressed, white people who hang out in their front yards, drunk, and yelling at their neighbors, relatives, or anyone else in shrieking distance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

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Neighbor complained about my boat. Said it was an eyesore. So's your wife, Mitch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)

144 Not so! It's a great time to go out walking, no walkiloos about spoiling the solitude.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Geez, in Seattle 4 AM is when the ferals start getting frisky.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (r1z5A)

145 Chris Christie
A waddling tub of lard who has as much chance at becoming president as I do. And, I'm not running.
He can't run but he's going to make those brave fight the D's speeches and the country club R's will clap like seals waiting for fish.
They'll smell just as bad too.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (FtJ1S)

146 Howdy, beloved Horde! Do we have any musicians here tonight that plan to jam at the TXMoMe? I'd like to help get Mr. Bassman in touch with someone to see if he should bring his bass.

I think I can figure out a way to contact Berserker, but I think some others were interested as well.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (6RgRK)

147 Crow soundtrack is bad ass. So many bands you wouldn't expect to be found together in one place. Great movie. Ever read the comic book? Jesus H. Christ but that is fucked up violent and heart breaking my miserable stuff. Love it.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)

148 I just got out of St. Louis, MO, what a fucking shithole.

Missouri has some great antique stores. Bought a lot of stuff in St. Louis and in Lebanon, and a decent amount of books in Springfield.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (CX3cf)

149 Only missed it by 40. I'll call that a win.

Hello everyone, hope you all had a nice day!

Thank you for the Eddie Money clip, MisHum. It's good to get out of your comfort zone occasionally.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:25 PM (/g7XU)

150 drunk, and yelling at their neighbors, relatives, or anyone else in shrieking distance.
Posted by: nerdygirl


THIS IS WAR, MITCHELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNGxFJdsNU

Posted by: Donny Miklos-Baker at September 13, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

151 We are truly screwed.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit

Be the savior you are crying out for, or be a cringe biscuit.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

152 I worked with a dude in LA who appeared in both "Cops" and "Jerry Springer." When he wasn't working at the plant, he was out cruising in his purple cadillac pimping his bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (ncmnO)

153 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNGxFJdsNU
Posted by: Donny Miklos-Baker at September 13, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)
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Sounds like a racket.

Posted by: blake smedley butler at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (2SdPm)

154 you can have it Steve.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (oSX/P)

155 Krispy Kreme Christie will never overcome the fellating of Obama after Sandy. Also he's a Republican who gets a deer in the headlights look whenever a lefty d-bag asks him a gotcha question. Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (Y0dLt)

156 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (t5bLj)

157 Unfairly portrayed racial minorities

I like how filming adults behaving as they choose is portraying them unfairly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (QU5/8)

158 28 Congress is not subject to President Bidens draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

**

Because those are DIFFERENT federal dollars paying their paychecks, citizens.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (mlBAr)


I remember when they used to say we're all in this together. .

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (dJs6r)

159 Ever read the comic book? Jesus H. Christ but that is fucked up violent and heart breaking my miserable stuff. Love it.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)
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Oh, yes. It's one of the most incredible graphic novels I've ever read. Hauntingly beautiful in its own way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

160 Geez, in Seattle 4 AM is when the ferals start getting frisky.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:24 PM (r1z5A)

Back in their holes by then around my area. I've been doing it for ten years and only felt unsafe a couple of times. I have a far enough view to see and avoid anyone.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (7bRMQ)

161 Chris Christie, serious contender for loser of the millennium.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (/g7XU)

162 I saw Eddie Money open for Aerosmith at the Garden in '89/'90.

No, seriously. What crap acoustics in that place, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (OssQ4)

163 Congress is not subject to President Biden's draconian vaccine mandate that applies to all federal workers and contractors, forcing them to get the COVID-19 vaccination whether they want to or not.

Here's the $64K question:
Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?
I'm guessing yes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

A way to get congress to agree with veterans (once).
New EO: To be treated in ANY hospital which receives federal funds you must be vaccinated.


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (Z2hVt)

164 I understand the emotional component but sometimes feelings have to come in second. Repeating things does not make them true in all situations.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (uuklp)


I have been expecting the POW/MIA flag to come down mysteriously and never be flown again at the post office, but it may be that the administration is incompetent as well as totally tone deaf and brazen about it.

They were not just abandoned, they were prevented from leaving by the State department, and now they are a pretext for paying ransom.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (ssx3L)

165 149 Only missed it by 40. I'll call that a win.

Hello everyone, hope you all had a nice day!

Thank you for the Eddie Money clip, MisHum. It's good to get out of your comfort zone occasionally.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:25 PM (/g7XU)

Nice try.
I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

166 Unfairly portrayed racial minorities? I've watched Cops over the years. White trash aren't exempt from arrest.


White trash always seemed to be the more memorable arrests too. Most of the minorities always seemed to be some dumb druggie sitting quietly on the curb as the cops talk to him about why he's being arrested for the crack in his car.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (vMCab)

167 Oh, yes. It's one of the most incredible graphic novels I've ever read. Hauntingly beautiful in its own way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

YOU'RE all in this together. We're fucking bailing on this sinking ship. Adios, assholes!

Posted by: Congress at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (1Yy3c)

168 I don't have the soundtrack for The Crow but I do have the movie on DVD. Gonna have to watch it soon. Been a while since I've seen it. A damn good movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (QFVV9)

169 I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

Never say never.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (/g7XU)

170 Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?

I'm guessing yes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Surely you jest. Congress is subject to no laws that we peons are.

Posted by: MkY at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (Foq6I)

171 127 I'd donate $100 to Christie's Republican party if he put Shuffling Joe in a rear naked choke hold and stole his his ice cream cone.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (ncmnO)

Either of those two naked? No.

Posted by: Clutch at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (9UmRs)

172 Nice try.
I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)
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I thought Abba was huge with the Scandahoviens. Which, if memory serves, sort of settled your neck of the woods.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (2SdPm)

173 In case everyone missed it, today the House held the State Dept. and Sec. Blinken accountable for their Afghan fuck up. One more accountability hearing in the Senate and we can all forget about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (4thlk)

174 REO SPEEDWAGON!!!


Man, Richrath could play. Roll with the Changes is a great rock tune.


Band was never the same when it went from being driven by Richrath, to one driven by Cronin.

Posted by: Binkley at September 13, 2021 09:30 PM (xP8Wr)

175 I don't have the soundtrack for The Crow but I do have the movie on DVD. Gonna have to watch it soon. Been a while since I've seen it. A damn good movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (QFVV9)
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It was somewhat of a booming franchise in the mid-to-late 90s. Several sequel movies, a television series, graphic novels, and regular novels/collections of short stories. The Crow somehow tapped into a nihilistic zeitgeist of the 90s...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:30 PM (K5n5d)

176 All the young hipster Scandahoviens switched to Sigur Row awhile ago.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:30 PM (+WWsf)

177 I thought Abba was huge with the Scandahoviens. Which, if memory serves, sort of settled your neck of the woods.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (2SdPm)

And they're all Lutherans.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:30 PM (/g7XU)

178 Coffee with Jewels turned into lunch with Jewels today.
Had a very good time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 09:30 PM (Z2hVt)

179 *Sigur Ros

Stoopid autocucumber.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (+WWsf)

180 I give Chris Christie credit for one thing, he ruined Marco Rubio on stage.

not nearly as much as Shrub did to Jeb! this weekend

the Bushes are formerly done now

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (uCLWI)

181 In case everyone missed it, today the House held the State Dept. and Sec. Blinken accountable for their Afghan fuck up. One more accountability hearing in the Senate and we can all forget about it.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (4thlk)
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If by accountable, you mean run out of DC to Leavenworth on a rail after being coated with tar and feathers, then, yes, I'll believe there was some accountability.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (2SdPm)

182 Are there *any* laws to which Congress feels itself bound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (K5n5d)


Thanks for that comment, I needed a really good laugh tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

183 A fun story out of the motor city. On Facebook, one of the local stations asked people to share their covid death stories. Instead, people shared their vaccine death stories. Linked through to facebook from here:

https://tinyurl.com/hzxj237a

For those without facebook, here's a video of all comments, something like 30,000 and over 72,000 shares:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/
RWGRt1x3MEBs/

Posted by: Laura W at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (8DRUP)

184 172 Nice try.
I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)
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I thought Abba was huge with the Scandahoviens. Which, if memory serves, sort of settled your neck of the woods.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (2SdPm)

Certain areas.
Not mine specifically. More Finns and Dagos originally.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (aA3+G)

185 Biden's announcement is a bullshit bluff, aimed at intimidating corporations into mandating the fax on their own.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)

186 173 In case everyone missed it, today the House held the State Dept. and Sec. Blinken accountable for their Afghan fuck up. One more accountability hearing in the Senate and we can all forget about it.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (4thlk)

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So not even a lousy blue-ribbon commission then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (VxC1e)

187 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations [/ at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (mlBAr)

188 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK)

189 again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations [/s at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (mlBAr)

190 Christie must be running low on income.


Lots of money getting tossed around in Presidential campaigns.

Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (N/iqz)

191 I want to be in that cabin, with a lot of mosquito repellent.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (oEn12)

192 Another great fishing pic and a boathouse I could live in. I don't need much.

Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (+ya+t)

193 In case everyone missed it, today the House held the State Dept. and Sec. Blinken accountable for their Afghan fuck up. One more accountability hearing in the Senate and we can all forget about it.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (4thlk)


Umm, I'm betting a carefully honed "Mistakes were made!" solution will be issued shortly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

194 Good Evening, Left Coast Dog

Posted by: Everyone at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

195 I'll give you moody
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM


Dude, please. Like you could even get close.

Posted by: 14 year old girl at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (a3Q+t)

196 191 I want to be in that cabin, with a lot of mosquito repellent.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 09:32 PM (oEn12)

This time of year you don't need the Deet 40.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)

197 187 Name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations [/ at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (mlBAr)


FAIL!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

198 All those colors in the Pic say one thing: fall is here!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

199 *assuming elections matter*
I'd love to see a GOP Presidential field where Trump is considered the conciliatory centrist.
Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (kOpft)


Kurt Schlichter 2024

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (ssx3L)

200 "So there is a right way to clear an ant hill. Then there is the Genius Award Winner way."
-----------------

He should have inquired at the horde for technical advice.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (Foy17)

201 What an fun place. It doesn't matter how many spaces you add after your text, the safety net brackets seem to arbitrarily show. Or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations? at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (mlBAr)

202 195 I'll give you moody
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:00 PM

Dude, please. Like you could even get close.
Posted by: 14 year old girl at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (a3Q+t)


Is that you Mis. Hum. Mid-Kid?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)

203 @185: "Biden's announcement is a bullshit bluff ..."

Also aimed at the courts; warning them away from being too harsh when smacking him down; lest they be branded arch-conservative grandparent and immunodeficient child killers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (+WWsf)

204 If by accountable, you mean run out of DC to Leavenworth on a rail after being coated with tar and feathers, then, yes, I'll believe there was some accountability.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Dreeeeaam, dream, dream, dream, dreeeeeaam...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (r1z5A)

205 "President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan"

*sniffs the air* Hmm. Smells like ransom for the totally non-hostages that were held hostage.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (SQsJE)

206 Name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Nikola Tesla, rite?

Posted by: Miklos, Coast-to-Coast at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

207 Here's the $64K question:
Is Congress subject to OSHA workplace regulations?
I'm guessing yes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 13, 2021 09:14 PM (mlBAr)

++++

Nope.
LAWS THAT DO NOT APPLY TO CONGRESS
https://is.gd/71yAty

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (hVqGz)

208 FAIL!

**

Oh, you misunderstand. I only care about the test not getting cut off. I couldn't care less about a [ sticking out at the end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations? at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (mlBAr)

209 Is Christie auditioning for a gig on CNN? He would be the color commentator on the next presidential campaign.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (/g7XU)

210 Christie could also be angling for a cabinet position in any future Republican administration. Still not sure why he didn't get one with Trump. Maybe he pushed to hard for the VP slot or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (+WWsf)

211 Posted by: Laura W at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (8DRUP)

Hmmm...the real one or a fake?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (Q9lwr)

212 "So not even a lousy blue-ribbon commission then?"

It wasn't even the GOP JV team, more like the practice squad, didn't know any of them.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (4thlk)

213 For those without facebook, here's a video of all comments, something like 30,000 and over 72,000 shares:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/
RWGRt1x3MEBs/

Posted by: Laura W at September 13, 2021 09:31 PM (8DRUP)


Sounds like the kind of thing FaceBook would take down.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (6RgRK)

214 LCD!

We in for another Tyrone Willingham kind of year?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (U2p+3)

215 This time of year you don't need the Deet 40.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


So, go with the Kevlar?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (r1z5A)

216 Are there *any* laws to which Congress feels itself bound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:17 PM (K5n5d)

Thanks for that comment, I needed a really good laugh tonight!
----
Yeah, I know it's a rhetorical question, but it does raise a problematic issue. If The Powers That Be refuse to hold themselves bound to any limitations on their powers, then why should WE feel any limitations? Why shouldn't we live in a free-for-all society where the strong man takes from the weak?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (K5n5d)

217 200 "So there is a right way to clear an ant hill. Then there is the Genius Award Winner way."
-----------------

He should have inquired at the horde for technical advice.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:33 PM (Foy17)

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Is there nothing hot iron can't fix?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (CAJOC)

218 What's all this fuss about mandating faxs? Do people even have fax machines anymore? That is so dumb. People should write letters, and call on the telephone.

Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (Tnijr)

219 Quote II
"I am going to be uniting when I become governor. I'm going to use my bully pulpit to unite us. Because we have far more in common than we have apart." Larry Elder CA Gubernatorial Candidate

I've never met Larry Elder. I like most of his views. But, I'm afraid he's wrong here.
********

Agreed, but then again MisHum, you aren't running for Cali guvnor. Larry Elder knows he has to kiss a lot of collective ass to get himself enough votes. It's California, the land of fruits and nuts. Besides, he has had a LA talk show for years, so he knows a thing or two about pulpits and bloody. Kind of second nature to him.

Sure hope he wins.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

220 48 The Shadow was pretty horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 09:09 PM (z4k8L)

Sam Rami tried to get the rights to do that film, but was turned down so he made Darkman instead.

Imagine what the Shadow could have been, as this was back when Rami was creative and interesting, rather than having become a bit of a parody of himself (though not to the level Tim Burton has become).

Posted by: Bete at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (Ojki1)

221 "So not even a lousy blue-ribbon commission then?"


I would like to volunteer

Posted by: Pabst Blue Miklos at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Nope.
LAWS THAT DO NOT APPLY TO CONGRESS
https://is.gd/71yAty
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (hVqGz)

**

That's amazing. The United States isn't an employer. Unless you're employed by them outside of Congress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations? at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (mlBAr)

223 Chris Christie, the William Howard Taft of our time. He puts the rotund in the Rotunda.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:37 PM (Y0dLt)

224 Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (SQsJE)

There are no hos...Americans remaining in Afghanistan!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2021 09:37 PM (7bRMQ)

225 Since it's been mentioned, the soundtrack for The Crow!

https://youtu.be/6g7ViAR7_RA

Stupid YTube ads get in the way.

Off to bed.....

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 13, 2021 09:37 PM (QFVV9)

226 Footage captured on camera by a horrified witness, showed the 13ft beast burst through a shark-proof metal cage near Guadalupe Island off the west coast of Mexico.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2021 09:37 PM (mbFEM)

227 The new chant at college football games is "F Joe Biden".

There is hope for the kids of today.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (/g7XU)

228 Speaking of Sam Raimi it's too bad his last movie was that stupid Oz film,

He is doing the Doctor Strange sequel. I might actually see it.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)

229 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

I hope so as well.

Good to see you here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (aA3+G)

230 FedEx sent a form email yesterday saying they were going to resume getting ACTUAL signatures beginning this Wednesday.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)


'lost' package claims must have been getting too high to eat anymore.

Evening, y'all. I use a cup of gas for small fire ant mounds, a pint for big ones. But fer chrissakes, don't light the gas. It smothers the entire nest, as the vapor sinks and displaces O2. Dead within minutes. The grass seems to recover within a few days. But never do this near any structure. I keep some Amdro around for those mounds.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (F0YaR)

231 "President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan"

*sniffs the air* Hmm. Smells like ransom for the totally non-hostages that were held hostage.
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 09:34 PM (SQsJE)


The cash removed from the Fed for our Afghan friends will actually be $70.4 million!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

232 So, go with the Kevlar?
-----------
And a Louisville slugger.

Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (+ya+t)

233 The new chant at college football games is "F Joe Biden".

There is hope for the kids of today.
Posted by: ALH


They're just being trendy. It's a trend I approve of.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)

234 @220: "Imagine what the Shadow could have been ..."

The Shadow's director, Russell Mulcahy, was basically known for doing a metric shit ton of music videos in the '80s, then Highlander, and then, umm, 40 episodes of MTV's Teen Wolf series in the 2010s.

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (+WWsf)

235 210 Christie could also be angling for a cabinet position in any future Republican administration. Still not sure why he didn't get one with Trump. Maybe he pushed to hard for the VP slot or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (+WWsf)
---------------------------

Early on, Trump had him on board but he kept bringing super RINO grifting buddies and Trump showed him the door.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (Foy17)

236 64 Never forget: trash floats to the top.

The scum also rises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)

We all float (and burn) down here.

Posted by: Ted "Pennywise" Kennedy at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (Ojki1)

237 There are no hostages in Afghanistan. We're just sending $64 million in cash for...ummm...humanitarian aid. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (kTF2Z)

238 218 What's all this fuss about mandating faxs? Do people even have fax machines anymore? That is so dumb. People should write letters, and call on the telephone.

Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at September 13, 2021 09:36 PM (Tnijr)


Never mind.

Posted by: Javems at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (AmoqO)

239 2024 and Chris Christie? He will get as many delegates as former VP Mike Pence.

Which is exactly the same number of times that Kate Upton has kicked down my front door and screwed me silly.

The moral of the story? We can all dream.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (sy5kK)

240
American singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Eddie Money

[...]

had a string of hits in the late Seventies including 'Baby Hold On', 'Two Tickets to Paradise' and 'Take Me Home Tonight'

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That was him? I hated those songs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (2iDSr)

241 Footage captured on camera by a horrified witness, showed the 13ft beast burst through a shark-proof metal cage near Guadalupe Island off the west coast of Mexico.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2021 09:37 PM (mbFEM)

I guess the shark doesn't speak English. Maybe it needed a stern talking to.
*Points*
See, Mr. Shark? This is you proof. Please respect our space.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (1Yy3c)

242 'lost' package claims must have been getting too high to eat anymore.
----
Hmmm. Maybe that means I won't get any more "free" packages sent to my address but to the wrong person. I've received two packages delivered by FedEx from Walmart.com. Neither one belonged to me, but had my address on them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (K5n5d)

243 Excellent rant by Larry Correia. And accurate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (eJn7u)

244 Whatever happened to BackwardsBoy? Did he run off and get married and has no time for us anymore?

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (6RgRK)

245 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (SchxB)

246 The new chant at college football games is "F Joe Biden".

There is hope for the kids of today.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (/g7XU)
* * * *
I find it rather heartening, to be honest. Keep it up, kids!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (rwusL)

247 I remember when they used to say we're all in this together. .
Posted by: Half Dozen at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (dJs6r)


We are, but WE are the reactor shielding

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (ssx3L)

248 " shark-proof metal cage near Guadalupe Island off the west coast of Mexico.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


Well nobody is going to get in a "Shark Resistant" cage.

Posted by: Acme Shark Proof Cages at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Tnijr)

249 245, hugs Blanco.

Posted by: IC at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Nyumu)

250 It's the worst pandemic ever, and we are all going to die, but none of the old, poor condition elites (BO is probably the youngest and best physical shape one, and he's 60) seem to be worried about it personally at all. They drop the symbolic precautions the minute the propaganda event is over. I work hard at avoiding foul language or I would have more to say about them.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Vvzq6)

251 131 So, did the brother in law fu**ing slut get hired after that "job interview"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)

If I'm the boss and I found out a prospective hire puts out you bet she'd get the job.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:20 PM (1Yy3c)


Welp, it looked like a female who was interviewing the tramp, but maybe she's a lesbian, so I guess the same might apply. The interviewee could be bi.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (+lVUW)

252 Peace be with you , Blanco.

I remember.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)

253 Does she have a hump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (oEMN+)

254 I watched Teen Wolf. It had great eye candy in Tyler Hoechlin, and that grumpy old guy from Battlestar Galactica is always fun to.watch.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (oEn12)

255 Does she have a hump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (oEMN+)
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What hump?

Posted by: Igor at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (2SdPm)

256 Well nobody is going to get in a "Shark Resistant" cage.
Posted by: Acme Shark Proof Cages at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Tnijr)

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Then "Shark Discouraging" is right out then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)

257 Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:39 PM (+WWsf)

Highlander was the shit.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (1Yy3c)

258 Yeah, I know it's a rhetorical question, but it does raise a problematic issue. If The Powers That Be refuse to hold themselves bound to any limitations on their powers, then why should WE feel any limitations? Why shouldn't we live in a free-for-all society where the strong man takes from the weak?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (K5n5d)

The Constitution has already been betrayed and murdered. The United States exists in name only, the current government has no legitimacy, nor do its laws. The only thing stopping us, from a moral standpoint, is ourselves.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (Msrhc)

259 {{{Blanco}}}

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (6RgRK)

260 Highlander was the shit.

And Highlander II was shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)

261 I'm still playing catch-up reading the articles, MisHum, but you've crafted an exceptionally superb ONT this evening.

And no, I'm not kissing ass, just observing reality.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (sy5kK)

262 Well nobody is going to get in a "Shark Resistant" cage.
Posted by: Acme Shark Proof Cages at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Tnijr)


Darn it, thought I had a market!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar's Virtually Sharkproof Cages Emporium at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

263 God Bless you Blanco.

Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (+ya+t)

264 My Son is flying his new "FUCK JOE BIDEN" flag on his front yard flagpole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (eJn7u)

265 The only TV appearance Christie should make is on My 600 lb. Life.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (Y0dLt)

266 I work hard at avoiding foul language or I would have more to say about them.
Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Vvzq6)

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I don't. Fuck them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (kTF2Z)

267 hugs, Blanco

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (oEn12)

268 The scum also rises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Pithy.

Like.

Posted by: Papa "Miklos" Hemingway at September 13, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

269 The Constitution has already been betrayed and murdered. The United States exists in name only, the current government has no legitimacy, nor do its laws. The only thing stopping us, from a moral standpoint, is ourselves.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 13, 2021 09:43 PM (Msrhc)
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Yeah, as Lincoln said, "Just because you call a tail a leg, it doesn't make it so."

Congress may have certified the election, but, it still doesn't make the junta running things legitimate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:45 PM (2SdPm)

270 Try our new Shark Adjacent Cage!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:45 PM (Y0dLt)

271 Surfing Dead...The Cramps.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 13, 2021 09:45 PM (obcVG)

272 Ordered a two pack of horse paste from Amazon. The delivery date was several weeks off, and sure enough now they are telling me it's been shipped but appears to be lost. Either someone pinched it, or some Karenish entity decreed it should not be delivered, or they want me to get a refund and then reorder it for twice what it cost before.

Posted by: skywch at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QVgqY)

273 Use Acme shark cages. You probably won't get eaten by a shark.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

274 And Highlander II was shit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)

Very much so.

Highlander III was softcore porn.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (1Yy3c)

275 Why shouldn't we live in a free-for-all society where the strong man takes from the weak?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (K5n5d)


Power flows from the round thingy at the end of a gub.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (oEn12)

276 "THIS is the terrifying moment a diver managed to escape unscathed from the jaws of a great white shark."

And here is the moment just prior....
https://bit.ly/3ller1i

Posted by: GWB at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (vRPav)

277 Prayers up, Blanco. May God's grace and your son's loving memories sustain you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (rwusL)

278 "The Constitution has already been betrayed and murdered."

Ever since secession was defeated.
The States created the Fed, which then strangled all the States.
The States send the Feds money, which they then withheld from the States in order to nullify the States and make all the states uniform.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (aAP3z)

279 Anybody mentioning the Constitution must add a Harmful Language Alert to his/her post.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (Y0dLt)

280 Pithy.

Like.


I stole it. Feel free to carry on that tradition.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (SchxB)

281 @230: "'lost' package claims must have been getting too high to eat anymore."

I thought most of the non-signature stuff in bigger cities was a time efficiency, leaner workforce kinda thing.

Teamsters have some pull on the freight side of FedEx, and have been trying to push into the standard delivery warehouses, no luck thus far, so maybe part of the change back is FedEx trying to keep their non-union drivers happy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (+WWsf)

282 Teamsters have some pull on the freight side of FedEx, and have been trying to push into the standard delivery warehouses, no luck thus far, so maybe part of the change back is FedEx trying to keep their non-union drivers happy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (+WWsf)
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More than likely, thievery by drivers is out of hand, so, this is one of the means by which FedEx is trying to staunch the bleeding.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (2SdPm)

283 Sounds like the kind of thing FaceBook would take down.


Facebook did not take it down because the story is asking for COVID death stories. That is allowed.

However, the responses are hundreds and hundreds of stories of people dying from the Covid vaccines.

The video was made in case Facebook does take it down and all the info gets memory holed, just like the Covid vaccine injury group with over 100,000 members was taken down.

Posted by: Laura W at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (XHrkn)

284 @260: "And Highlander II was shit."

Mulcahy did them both. I'm guessing his phone wasn't ringing off the hook after the sequel though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (+WWsf)

285 Posted by: skywch at September 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QVgqY) (Tnijr)

We only do this for your own good, comrade citizen

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

286 265 The only TV appearance Christie should make is on My 600 lb. Life.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (Y0dLt)


Chuckled out loud at that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

287 Blanco, so sorry. I do not hang around much on the ONTs.

Prayers, brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

288 I was never a fan of COPS, because I can just walk down most streets in a major city and see stupid people in action.

But when it got canceled, I was pissed at the knee-bending, which was the reason it got canceled in the first place.

So, FOX, hope it makes you money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

289 Just wanted to share, and as I mentioned in the last thread, Biden is having a "Stop the Republican Recall!" rally at Long Beach City College (my alma mater, 198 tonight, only about 3 miles from my house. I only found out about this rally about an hour ago.

Just saw some footage of the counter-"F Biden"/pro-Trump rally. Looks good. There were tons of cops around and, as far as I can tell, zero interference with the counterprotesters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

290 You have to keep in mind that to those maniacs in DC, $64 million is like real people leaving $5 for the waitress

Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (Vvzq6)

291 157 Unfairly portrayed racial minorities

I like how filming adults behaving as they choose is portraying them unfairly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 09:26 PM (QU5/


The lesson of shows like Cops and Live PD is that most of the people who get contacted by the cops are not the cream of the crop. I never see the cops making calls at my neighbors homes, and my neighborhood is diverse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (+lVUW)

292 We're the clamshell packaging of shark cages. 100% security against elderly sharks.

Posted by: Bill's Clamshell Products at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

293 Thanks, everyone, but I wasn't trying to turn this into my personal pity party.

Just a heartfelt thank you to teh Horde.

And for those sending hugs, consider your butt touched.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (SchxB)

294 The only TV appearance Christie should make is on My 600 lb. Life.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:44 PM (Y0dLt)


Chuckled out loud at that one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hey- a Cob weighs in!

Posted by: Miklos notes quiet on the troll gun front at September 13, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

295 The video was made in case Facebook does take it down and all the info gets memory holed, just like the Covid vaccine injury group with over 100,000 members was taken down.
Posted by: Laura W at September 13, 2021 09:48 PM (XHrkn)


Good idea.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:50 PM (6RgRK)

296 169 I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

Never say never.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (/g7XU)

Take a chance on me!

Posted by: Abba at September 13, 2021 09:50 PM (Ojki1)

297 109 I think some branches get to choose how they roll this out. They are trying to force us, but can't without losing us, so they are requiring constant testing, even for us teleworkers. Good luck with that. I think I can outlast these idiots, but who knows.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 13, 2021 09:18 PM (SDdx5)


Unless I'm misinterpreting my own e-mail this afternoon, Big Navy won't even provide me the courtesy of allowing me the option of a weekly swab in lieu of the stab. Punishment for stab non-compliance begins after 11/22 and said punitive actions are being decided now.

Yeah, I'm drinking more tonight than a typical Monday night.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 13, 2021 09:50 PM (DTX3h)

298 Cops. Yes. Lots of white trash drug users and a waste of police time. Eternal, failed drug war

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 13, 2021 09:50 PM (HCeRP)

299 We're the clamshell packaging of shark cages. 100% security against elderly sharks.
Posted by: Bill's Clamshell Products at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

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That's why I'm here to help out gramps!

Posted by: Baby Shark at September 13, 2021 09:51 PM (2SdPm)

300 And for those sending hugs, consider your butt touched.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:49 PM (SchxB)

Like the two dudes slow dancing in The Wedding Singer.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

301 The States send the Feds money, which they then withheld from the States in order to nullify the States and make all the states uniform.
Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:47 PM (aAP3z)
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And now the States can't really threaten to withhold money because the Feds will simply print more and create runaway inflation, which will kill the economy in the States...Great vicious cycle we got going on here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:51 PM (K5n5d)

302 There is hope for the kids of today.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (/g7XU)


Probably not, they want Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (ssx3L)

303 Read Fox bought TMZ, if it's true. Wonder what that will be like.

Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

304 And for those sending hugs, consider your butt touched.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at


Squeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

305 I agree totally Duke. I just try to avoid the verbiage

Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (Vvzq6)

306 Hey Blanco Basura - as many of us know so well, the 'ouch' never completely goes away. I pray the memory of your dear boy is a comfort to you.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

307 There is only one Highlander movie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (kTF2Z)

308 You have to keep in mind that to those maniacs in DC, $64 million is like real people leaving $5 for the waitress
Posted by: azjaeger


The other side of that equation is the waitress getting a 1000 dollar tip for dumping the soup in your lap.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)

309 And now the States can't really threaten to withhold money because the Feds will simply print more and create runaway inflation, which will kill the economy in the States...Great vicious cycle we got going on here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 09:51 PM (K5n5d)
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CA thought that was such a grand idea, they implemented their very own "send tax dollars to Sacramento so we can dole it out" scheme. And it works very well to keep various counties in line.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (2SdPm)

310 Ahoy.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (EiPf6)

311 I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

Never say never.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 09:29 PM (/g7XU)

Take a chance on me!


*thinks Rush Limbaugh with Barney Frank as the Dancing Queen*

Posted by: Miklos retains limited capacity for amusement at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

312 There is only one Highlander movie.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (kTF2Z)

Need I even utter the quotation?

Nah. We all know.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

313 Good Evening all.

Had a very productive day. I managed to assemble a very heavy piece of furniture in only twice the amount of time the directions said it would take.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (Y+l9t)

314 >>>This surgeon is pretty cool

=====

I'm a little over 29, and I would have liked to come out of my shoulder surgery with a Bill the Cat drawing on my bandage. Well done, Doc!

Posted by: I do not like my nic at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (RUa/k)

315 I tried some running shoes with thick, cushiony soles. I couldn't run in them and my knees hated them. They were okay for just knocking around, though.

Back to Merrell Glove.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:53 PM (6RgRK)

316 Like the two dudes slow dancing in The Wedding Singer.

I'm okay with that.


It's just flirting, I ain't going home with you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (SchxB)

317 308 You have to keep in mind that to those maniacs in DC, $64 million is like real people leaving $5 for the waitress
Posted by: azjaeger


The other side of that equation is the waitress getting a 1000 dollar tip for dumping the soup in your lap.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)

------------------------------

The things some people will pay for. But, hey, who am I to judge?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (CAJOC)

318 Once upon a time every state had its own currency.
Imagine you travel from Virginia to Pennsylvania and have to exchange.
But there wasn't much printed money in those days, it was barter or coin or whisky.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (aAP3z)

319 The shark should be in the cage to protect it from humans. Wait, what? It'll die if it can't move? (Shrugs.)
~ PETA

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (Y0dLt)

320 They drop the symbolic precautions the minute the propaganda event is over. I work hard at avoiding foul language or I would have more to say about them.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Vvzq6)
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Picture of pResident ranting at an innocent during the 9/11 event. Behind him Jill and Bloomberg have something going on.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (Foy17)

321 Nicki Minaj is clapping back at Joy Reid on Twitter as an "Uncle Tomiana" and says she's doing the the white man's bidding and taking down a fellow black woman for no good reason. She also made fun of Charlie Sykes, albeit not by name, for being one of the white dudes mindlessly nodding along with Reid on her show. Sykes, of course, responded, quite lamely.

We as soooo doomed as a nation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:55 PM (+WWsf)

322 Ahoy.
Posted by: Funsize

FUN FACT

"Ahoj" pronounced " ahoy" means hello, or more often "Cheers!" (like with booze) in Slovak and Czech

Posted by: Miklosovic at September 13, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

323 I'm wondering if Laura W is the Horde's very own Laura W. Nice to see you again!

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:55 PM (6RgRK)

324 Well, time to wander.

Prayers sent, Blanco.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 13, 2021 09:56 PM (2SdPm)

325 Try it first? You're not my supervisor, Coke Zero.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 09:57 PM (kTF2Z)

326 I'm wondering if Laura W is the Horde's very own Laura W. Nice to see you again!
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:55 PM (6RgRK)

Was there a hump sighting?

*scrolls up*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

327 President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

**************

Not just incompetent, these people are complete traitors to the Constitution and the Rule of Law, and a pox upon a healthy civilization.

I've said it before. They are cancer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

328 You have to keep in mind that to those maniacs in DC, $64 million is like real people leaving $5 for the waitress
Posted by: azjaeger

Of someone else's money.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

329 Walter: sounds like Nicki Minaj is smarter than I gave her credit for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

330 "President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan."

Once you believe men can become pregnant, the sky is the limit?

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:58 PM (aAP3z)

331 The most infuriating photo of the day is AOC wearing an obviously outrageously expensive dress at a $30,000 a ticket event at the MEt that says Tax the Rich on the back. The worst part is the media fawning all over it. Gah! Disgusting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 13, 2021 09:58 PM (Y+l9t)

332 You're not my supervisor, Coke Zero.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

*sobs on the Island of Unwanted products*

Posted by: New Coke at September 13, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

333 why beat up her sister when she needed to go lob a few ashtrays at her scumbag husband's head?

...ashtrays... hmmm.

Did you know my XH? LOL. Lobbed a few at him, he was cheating.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 09:59 PM (dB4Iz)

334 President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

---------

Under fire by who? The media? Academia?

The GOP???

Hah ha ha ha ha

I crack myself up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2021 09:59 PM (VxC1e)

335 Blancho - my sincere condolences. It is immensely helpful to be able to speak of the sorrow - that's what we are here for.

Posted by: Iris at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (6lKe4)

336 Once you believe men can become pregnant, the sky is the limit?
Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:58 PM (aAP3z)
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I've said before that these people completely reject ANY objective reality. It's active rejection, not just ignorance. They simply cannot accept any reality outside of their fevered imaginations. It's solipsistic thinking--they are the only reality and nothing else matters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (K5n5d)

337 How's it hanging?
I've still got to find dinner. What are you all chatting about.

Posted by: Farmer at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (55Qr6)

338 Did you know my XH? LOL. Lobbed a few at him, he was cheating.
Posted by: JQ

Stole yer smokes, eh?

Even Darleen knows better than that.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the all-night place now closes at 11 for lack of staff at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

339 32 Braenard, did you see my follow up on a prior thread?
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:05 PM (6RgRK)
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Just got back.
Looks like it's not official yet.
Don't know what FLDocs will do if it becomes legal.

My primary does the same protocol only not hcq or ivermectin. - something with more syllables than I can pronounce.

Point being, now that the medical community understands this virus there are multiple medicines that will stop the swarm.

If a physician can't treat the virus he's batting for the other team.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (Foy17)

340 >>>I'm wondering if Laura W is the Horde's very own Laura W. Nice to see you again!
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 09:55 PM (6RgRK)

Was there a hump sighting?

*scrolls up*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

=====

I miss Laura W.

Posted by: I do not like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (RUa/k)

341 @329: "Walter: sounds like Nicki Minaj is smarter than I gave her credit for."

Whoa there. Slow down.

You can't make this stuff up 'cause no one would believe you if you did, but Minaj refused to get vax'd for tonight's Met Gala, and tweeted something about her cousin in Trinidad.

I guess he had a friend that took the jab, became impotent, suffered from swollen balls, and lost his fiance because of the whole mess.

So, yeah. I'm not sure smart is the word I'd use, but good on her for savaging Reid.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (+WWsf)

342 I haven't gotten the details (fire date, etc.) on my mandate yet. Still don't know what I will do. I really don't believe the shots are safe, but I also have to provide for my kids. I need to check whether my life insurance policy will pay out for a vaccine-related death...if so, I might be more inclined to take the risk, esp if I can get a prophylactic ivermectin scrip. I was reading that it's the spike proteins that are dangerous, and ivermectin binds to them, so taking it prophylactically with the J&J shot should theoretically reduce the harm.

I may also just decide to take a leap of faith and let them fire me for non-compliance and see what I can find to do instead. I'd have to change industries because there are no companies in my industry that don't do business with the government, which would be heartbreaking because I believe in my work, but I also believe in my ability to read a fucking study and determine it isn't adequate to prove safety.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (8548M)

343 235 210 Christie could also be angling for a cabinet position in any future Republican administration. Still not sure why he didn't get one with Trump. Maybe he pushed to hard for the VP slot or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (+WWsf)
---------------------------

Early on, Trump had him on board but he kept bringing super RINO grifting buddies and Trump showed him the door.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 09:40 PM (Foy17)

Between that, and Christie putting Jared Kushner's father in prison, the Fat Man didn't stand a chance of staying with Trump very long.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (mdjgu)

344 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

You and yours are in my prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (Z2hVt)

345 Heh, Razorfist: "the pinko pox".

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (9Fwwf)

346 sounds like Nicki Minaj is smarter than I gave her credit for.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

The thing that has always bugged me about her, is that if you scraped away all the makeup and false eyelashes, and dressed her in jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt, she would be a very pretty woman. But her persona is a walking, talking example of the uncanny valley. Still, kudos for her post. She ain't wrong.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

347 Read Fox bought TMZ, if it's true. Wonder what that will be like.
Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

C'mon man he has been dead for years

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2021 10:03 PM (WF/xn)

348 Oh, yeah. I forgot about the Papa Kushner thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:03 PM (+WWsf)

349 >>>The thing that has always bugged me about her, is that if you scraped away all the makeup and false eyelashes, and dressed her in jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt, she would be a very pretty woman. But her persona is a walking, talking example of the uncanny valley.

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Step off, dude!!!

Posted by: Lara Gaga at September 13, 2021 10:04 PM (RUa/k)

350 Melbourne is basically the Aussie version of San Francisco.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 13, 2021 10:04 PM (vuisn)

351 Read Fox bought TMZ, if it's true. Wonder what that will be like.
Posted by: dartist at September 13, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

C'mon man he has been dead for years
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Ima knock you out sucka

Posted by: Redd Foxx as Fred G. Sanford at September 13, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

352 >>>Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

You and yours are in my prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (Z2hVt)

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Ditto.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:05 PM (RUa/k)

353 I miss Laura W.
Posted by: I do not like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (RUa/k)

I haven't even seen her on the H2 of late.

Yeah. I am a daily lurker on The Hostages.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)

354 The "never ever be seen or photographed without huge fake eyelashes" thing ranks up there with bad lip injections in my book of personal fouls.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:05 PM (+WWsf)

355 Lol.

I was reading an earlier post and watched Rose McGowan's speech. She prattles on about America being for the "elites", then goes on to discuss how uneducated Americans are according Eurotrash and how America is the "Florida of the world".

She may as well have said "As I was my telling my yard boy Hector, or Jorge or Jose, whatever his name is, I said "Jorge, Americans don't treat Mexicans like you right" and Jorge told me "Senora Rose, I'm from Guatemala" and I said "You're damn right you are, Hector, you're damn right."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 10:05 PM (5We2S)

356
Brother confined to a wheelchair. Asked my sis for a favor. "Why? You crippled?" We are a harsh family.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 09:16 PM (r1z5A)
*****

I laughed way, way to hard at that. Is that wrong?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:06 PM (sy5kK)

357 Blanco, prayers up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

358 So, yeah. I'm not sure smart is the word I'd use, but good on her for savaging Reid.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Girl Fights are Best Fights

Posted by: Miklos, merely observing at September 13, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

359
Posted by: Lara Gaga

Sock fail.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:06 PM (RUa/k)

360 So much fun to hear Correia talk about Honor when your personal experience with him is that he's a bully and a coward. LOL

Belongs next to Allahpundit lecturing about Integrity.



Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at September 13, 2021 10:07 PM (6ofVG)

361 She may as well have said "As I was my telling my yard boy Hector, or Jorge or Jose, whatever his name is, I said "Jorge, Americans don't treat Mexicans like you right" and Jorge told me "Senora Rose, I'm from Guatemala" and I said "You're damn right you are, Hector, you're damn right."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

So.

Slow Joe's speechwriter.

Posted by: Miklos, again observing at September 13, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

362 Huh. There's pretty decent money to be made giving out the "free" clot shot:

"f you instead administer a dose of the COVID-19 vaccine on the same date to 12 Medicare patients in 12 different homes (i.e. each one administered in a distinct individual living unit or communal space of a group living location), Medicare would pay $900 (12 x $40 for each dose administered, and 12 x $35 for each in-home vaccine administration)."

cms.gov/medicare/covid-19/medicare-billing-
covid-19-vaccine-shot-administration

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Are Congressional workplaces subject to OSHA regulations? at September 13, 2021 10:07 PM (mlBAr)

363 Sock fail.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:06 PM (RUa/k)

we've all been there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

364 Biden & Blinken were an obscure vaudeville act that never rose above fifth billing. They died under mysterious circumstances in a rooming house in Denver at the turn of the last century. Some say on a quiet night you can hear the ghostly Biden, wailing for his demoncrat lover.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 10:08 PM (Y0dLt)

365 Rose McGowan finally snapped outta her Stockholm syndrome after being held hostage by a one party town, industry, and state for, umm, three decades.

I might be sympathetic except, again, the whole three decade thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:08 PM (+WWsf)

366 Once upon a time every state had its own currency.
Imagine you travel from Virginia to Pennsylvania and have to exchange.
But there wasn't much printed money in those days, it was barter or coin or whisky.
Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 09:54 PM (aAP3z)


Actually the state banks acted as clearing banks, they pretty much returned bills to the home bank for settling the value in Gold. Lots of communities hated them because in the back country a lot of time the guy bringing in the bills would bankrupt the bank because it had overprinted bills against actual holding of specie.

A really good book on this if you are interested in Murray Rothbard's A History of Money and Banking in the United States

(though for me past about the year 1910 it is like reading Small Sacrifices by Anne Rule, you know what is going to happen is bad, the only question is how depraved will it be)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:09 PM (ssx3L)

367 I laughed way, way to hard at that. Is that wrong?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Heh, he laughed, so no.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)

368 Hello late nighters. Long time no gray box!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 10:09 PM (Jzz++)

369 Posted by: I do not like my nic at September 13, 2021


Why doesn't he pick another one, she wonders.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 13, 2021 10:10 PM (Y+l9t)

370
Ima knock you out sucka
Posted by: Redd Foxx as Fred G. Sanford at September 13, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

Lamont, ya big dummy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2021 10:10 PM (WF/xn)

371 And for those sending hugs, consider your butt touched.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I am *so* glad I didn't offer a hug!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 10:10 PM (Z2hVt)

372 The ole gray box she ain't what she used to be.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 13, 2021 10:10 PM (Y0dLt)

373 Ima knock you out sucka
Posted by: Redd Foxx as Fred G. Sanford at September 13, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

Is it the big one, Elizabeth?

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 10:11 PM (/g7XU)

374 Long time no gray box!
Posted by: Pete Bog

Box of gray
Take me away!

Posted by: Miklos, of the Calgon family fortune at September 13, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

375 Ms Peel ,

I was faced with the same dilemma. I caved.

Don't feel great about it. But. This wasn't my hill to die on. It may be yours. And I respect whatever decision you make.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

376 Huh. There's pretty decent money to be made giving out the "free" clot shot:

I don't think they're losing anything on the antibody infusions, either. Got the bill for that today, $552.00.

But so worth it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

377 @371: "I am *so* glad I didn't offer a hug!"

It does sound like a good slip and fall type scam opportunity though. Especially if you can rope in Ace and company on secondary sexual harassment civil charges.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:12 PM (+WWsf)

378 If a physician can't treat the virus he's batting for the other team.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:01 PM (Foy17)


I just wanted you to know that I wasn't making it up.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:12 PM (6RgRK)

379 Eddy Money.

J. Geils Band.

Rolling Stones.

Kingdome, 1981.

yep.

I've never seen so much cocaine in the crowd, before that day, or after.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

380 Better gray boxes than green oranges though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:13 PM (+WWsf)

381 Eddie Money.

geez.

If I could spel, I'd be dangerous.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

382 146 Howdy, beloved Horde! Do we have any musicians here tonight that plan to jam at the TXMoMe? I'd like to help get Mr. Bassman in touch with someone to see if he should bring his bass.

Emmie, I play keyboards, (piano and organ) but I'm not bringing them to Texas with me.

Posted by: RTW at September 13, 2021 10:15 PM (jJlJu)

383 Rose McGowan finally snapped outta her Stockholm syndrome after being held hostage by a one party town, industry, and state for, umm, three decades.

I might be sympathetic except, again, the whole three decade thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman

OTOH, we need as many people as possible calling out these lefty fuck fascist assholes, throwing sand in the gears, exposing, sabotaging, and derailing the Totalitarian Express

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 10:15 PM (SQsJE)

384 Eddie Money.

geez.

If I could spel, I'd be dangerous.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

you know why I find this post funny?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 13, 2021 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)

385 Heh, he laughed, so no.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)


I can totally picture your sister saying that.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 10:16 PM (hP4QN)

386 Eddie Money.

geez.

If I could spel, I'd be dangerous.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

What ever happened to Eddie?

https://tinyurl.com/385zzhxz

Posted by: Eddie Miklos-Munster at September 13, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

387 375 Mrs Peel
If you are serious about checking if your life insurance will cover a vaccine death, why would you consider taking it? How are you going to provide for your kids if you are dead? I'm not being sarcastic at all, we may face this with hub's job. But still, what job is worth your life?

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 13, 2021 10:16 PM (skoMC)

388 Best part about watching COPS was realizing your worst screw ups/bad decisions were pretty minor in comparison to that parade of human waste.

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2021 10:17 PM (PTDkx)

389 I still dont see an Abba Tribute evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)



*WHEW*!!!!!

That was close.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

390 I'd have to change industries because there are no companies in my industry that don't do business with the government, which would be heartbreaking because I believe in my work, but I also believe in my ability to read a fucking study and determine it isn't adequate to prove safety.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (8548M)


It's evil how they just keep pushing until they find that thing they can use to coerce people.

I wish I knew how to break the spell, because this will only continue as long as we allow it. Well, until we pass the point of no return.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:17 PM (6RgRK)

391 MRS Peel, it looks like ivermectin and HXCL get zinc into the cells to combat virus replication, apparently green tea extract also works. And Vitamin D can't hurt.
FLCCC has information and that might be a good place to start looking. Their Zoom chats are long like all zoom chats, but they have stuff in writing.

There are some things to help with any possible clotting from the spike proteins, but I don't know which ones seem to work best.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:17 PM (ssx3L)

392 Mrs. Peel, when will you know for sure the terms of the mandate ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2021 10:17 PM (V13WU)

393 I wonder if all the spam texts I get from Trump are really from Trump?

Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5p7BC)

394 Thanks, RTW. I do not know if anyone else is.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (6RgRK)

395 I'm perfectly happy to see Rose McGowan attack her own like an abused pit bull. But she likely thinks as ill of conservatives as she does her rapist(s). So I'm not gonna try and pet that particular doggie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 10:19 PM (QU5/8)

396 Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5p7BC)
---------------
I get them every freaking day.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 13, 2021 10:19 PM (reJA3)

397 please no more election predictions.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (oSX/P)

398 I sure hope I didn't offend anyone who has taken the shots, because that is not my intent. So, sorry if I did. I hate this coercion, too, and what these shots are doing to people. I think it's a personal decision, so no judgment intended. I hate to think about all the good people who are being hurt/wounded/injured and killed by the shots. It's beyond wrong.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (skoMC)

399
Emmie, they are going to pull every stunt they can to lock us down their way.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Foy17)

400 *WHEW*!!!!!

That was close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Mamma Mia!

Posted by: Miklos is always too close for comfort at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

401 crimes agains humanity

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (V13WU)

402 Eddie Mahoney, aka Eddie Money, was a NYC cop before he hit it big.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)

403 why beat up her sister when she needed to go lob a few ashtrays at her scumbag husband's head?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)


THAT moment was not caught on video.

Posted by: GWB at September 13, 2021 10:21 PM (vRPav)

404 393 I wonder if all the spam texts I get from Trump are really from Trump?

Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5p7BC)

Or Trump just licensed out his name, and trusted the people in charge to not use it in ways that would tarnish him.

And...oops.

Posted by: Bete at September 13, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)

405 Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5p7BC)


I assume they are fundraising off of Trump's popularity, but that it doesn't help Trump or really involve Trump except for invoking his name.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

406 please no more election predictions.
Posted by: 5280 greaser

no

onry erection pledicktions

Posted by: that Chinese kid studying Biotechnology at Hometown Stae University at September 13, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

407 as ill of conservatives as she does her rapist(s). So I'm not gonna try and pet that particular doggie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 10:19 PM (QU5/


Her cat has been petted a lot

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (WF/xn)

408 406 please no more election predictions.
Posted by: 5280 greaser

no

onry erection pledicktions
Posted by: that Chinese kid studying Biotechnology at Hometown Stae University at September 13, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

Bob Dole endorses this!

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (Ojki1)

409 Or Trump just licensed out his name, and trusted the people in charge to not use it in ways that would tarnish him.

And...oops.
Posted by: Bete at September 13, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)



Surely no true conservative in American politics would betray Trump...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

410 Sometimes finding that one thing that doesn't fit makes people start to pick away at other things that were assumed but not examined.

And then again sometimes they are so jarring to a worldview people cover it up and pretend it never happened.
The fun thing is someone going through that process is loud, and often makes other people start thinking as well.

Rose has a lot of people watching her.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (ssx3L)

411 Rose McGowan finally snapped outta her Stockholm syndrome after being held hostage by a one party town, industry, and state for, umm, three decades.

I might be sympathetic except, again, the whole three decade thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman

.....

30 years and $20 million later, she has now seen the light, now that she no longer has any Hollywood roles being offered.

Forgive me if I don't want her representing me on any subject. Let her eat the left on her own, but she's not part of "my team".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (5We2S)

412 I wonder if all the spam texts I get from Trump are really from Trump?

Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Totes legit

Posted by: Miklos from Tea Party Express Inc. at September 13, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

413 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
You and yours are in my prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 13, 2021 10:02
-----

Be well blanco, sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Farmer at September 13, 2021 10:24 PM (55Qr6)

414 I may also just decide to take a leap of faith and let them fire me for non-compliance and see what I can find to do instead. I'd have to change industries because there are no companies in my industry that don't do business with the government, which would be heartbreaking because I believe in my work, but I also believe in my ability to read a fucking study and determine it isn't adequate to prove safety.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel 

I'm in the same boat, not sure how to best fight it. 30 years in and would have to start over in a different industry, probably a big pay cut, plus find a small enough company to fly under the radar. My fear is with the evil incrementalism these bastards use, they'll force my hand somewhere else, like deny medical care or limit acess to banking, and make the job change meaningless. And there's at least 3.5 more years of the screws being tightened.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 10:24 PM (SQsJE)

415 please no more election predictions.
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (oSX/P)



President Yellen will be impeached and tried in Congress by March, 2024

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:24 PM (ssx3L)

416 I saw, nurse. Don't blame you - I may end up caving as well.

Tecumsehtea - I think it's very unlikely I'd die, but I also have horrible luck. I can go around a monopoly board a half dozen times without landing on something I can buy. So, I'm very, very risk-averse. So I'm trying to weigh the biggest risk here. Losing our sole income and our (very good) health insurance is a massive risk. I'm also too scared to risk lying or trying to pay off a doctor to squirt the syringe in the trash. (How do you even find someone to do that? I can't imagine you can walk in with a couple of benjamins and be like "so...")

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (8548M)

417 Eddy Money? What a dumb name.

Posted by: Whirlpool Lucre & Vortex Simoleons at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (Y0dLt)

418 I think it's a personal decision, so no judgment intended. I hate to think about all the good people who are being hurt/wounded/injured and killed by the shots. It's beyond wrong.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 13, 2021 10:20 PM (skoMC)


It's tough because we are in "mixed company" and there are sensitivities.

I appreciate the vaxxed morons who have pledged to stand with the unvaxxed, like avoiding activities and businesses that require the shots. They are doing their part.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (6RgRK)

419 214 LCD!

We in for another Tyrone Willingham kind of year?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 09:35 PM (U2p+3)

I don't think so. Lots of turmoil in the off season with the top 4 wide receivers all hitting the portal and changing schools after Jimmy Lake hired a new offensive coordinator they apparently didn't like. Add that to a rookie QB, and the offense is pulling a serious case of on-the-job training.

I still see a .500-ish record this year, not the historical horror of the Ty reign. Still, since I refuse to get the jab, because I caught it in Dec 2019, AND MY IMMUNE SYSTEM WORKED, ASSHOLE JAY, Emperor Jay has decreed that nobody without proof will see a live sporting event in the entire state, guess I won't be going to a game to find out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

420 @415: "President Yellen will be impeached and tried in Congress by March, 2024"

I've never heard her speak, and only seen pictures, no video, so, for some reason, who knows why, she reminds me of Kathy Geiss on 30 Rock.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:27 PM (+WWsf)

421 (How do you even find someone to do that? I can't imagine you can walk in with a couple of benjamins and be like "so...")
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (8548M)


That's exactly how you do a bribe like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:28 PM (ssx3L)

422 Every other commercial break the last few days has been Obama telling me to vote no on the California recall. Why does he give a shit?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 13, 2021 10:28 PM (/TTi/)

423 Bitter Clinger, yup.

I personally don't think Rose MacGowan has "seen the light" on anything, except that Dems are evil fucks. I'd bet she's still super-woke on tons of subjects, including trans people, kids and what not.

What she *is* is angry beyond belief and determined to get some measure of revenge, in her mind. If taking down some major Dems is what it takes, that's cool with her. But I'd bet that 5-10 years from now she's (a) forgotten like Cindy Sheehan and (b) as leftist as ever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

424 In the upcoming disaster, the Democrats and CCP lovers will refer to it as the Second Civil War.

Freedom lovers and independent thinkers will refer to it as the Second American Revolution.

Adjust your scorecards accordingly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

425 I should mention, I hope I'm wrong about MacGowan. But I don't think I am.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

426 Posted by: Mrs. Peel

I'm in the same boat,
Posted by: Crom's Tankard

There are ways. I have been looking at things since CA SB 5.

Good people are and will be needed.

Posted by: Miklos may have to do something here at September 13, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

427 >>>Eddy Money? What a dumb name.
Posted by: Whirlpool Lucre & Vortex Simoleons at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (Y0dLt)

=====

I don't see a problem here.

Posted by: John Cougar at September 13, 2021 10:29 PM (RUa/k)

428 >>>Rose has a lot of people watching her.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:23 PM (ssx3L)
-------

No kidding. Didn't know who she was and, wow, she turned up in some unexpected places.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Foy17)

429 I was surprised we didn't have the new policy out today, considering our admin was Johnny on the spot sending out an email that WE WILL COMPLY about 2 seconds after the speech concluded on Friday. Can't imagine it'll be later than this week.

Speaking of Johnny on the spot, I normally can't get my supervisor to even show up to a meeting with me or fill out any paperwork I need him to fill out for me. But when I waited three whole days to fill out the vax form? He was on me like brown on charro* beans. (I ended up not actually filling it out. It was an online form, and the only required field was to type in my name, so that's all they got.)

*bringing the convo full circle from today's who dis. I know you guys were talking about Charo, but y'all kept spelling it with an extra R, so...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (8548M)

430 I'm also too scared to risk lying or trying to pay off a doctor to squirt the syringe in the trash. (How do you even find someone to do that? I can't imagine you can walk in with a couple of benjamins and be like "so...")
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:25 PM (8548M)

I wonder if there is any drug you could load up on, pre-vax, that would mostly neutralize the vax? Or could you make a couple of scalpel cuts at the vax site, and then suction it for an hour or so? Like they used to do for snakebite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (6X9gs)

431 Half the reason I got vax'd was having caught COVID in the wild, not just once, but twice, during the preceding twelve months before shot were widely available for all age groups. I'm really not sure how I would have approached the decision nowadays if I'd avoided the sickness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (+WWsf)

432 I keep hearing pundits, spokespersons, politicians, and et cetera pontificate that "Questions need to be asked."

Hogwash.

Questions need to be ANSWERED! With thumbscrews if necessary

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (RS9ZG)

433 Adjust your scorecards accordingly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Rong.

The Victors write the history.

Posted by: Miklos, actual historian at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

434 Going to OT in Vegas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (kTF2Z)

435 I was reading that it's the spike proteins that are dangerous, and ivermectin binds to them, so taking it prophylactically with the J&J shot should theoretically reduce the harm.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (8548M)

The highest risk for a clot from J&J are women below age 50 I think.

The clotting happens if vaccine-induced antibodies attach to PF4 , a protein involved in clotting. This is also something that can happen to patients treated with heparin.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-021-03744-4

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (oEn12)

436
Good to see you here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 13, 2021 09:38 PM (aA3+G)

*trying, but failing to insert thumbs up emoji, so it gets typed out in longhand*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (sy5kK)

437 It *is* very interesting that Rose called out Hillary and Bill by name.

Maybe a little "street insurance," perhaps?

Anyway, it won't look good if she "commits suicide" anytime within the next year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

438 @423: "But I'd bet that 5-10 years from now she's (a) forgotten like Cindy Sheehan and (b) as leftist as ever."

And possibly (c) widely discredited as a liar; either fairly or unfairly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:31 PM (+WWsf)

439 Hogwash.

Questions need to be ANSWERED! With thumbscrews if necessary
Posted by: Lurking Cynic

Not just hogwash

Folderol and pishtash

Posted by: Miklos, actual user of language of English type at September 13, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

440 The Victors write the history.
Posted by: Miklos, actual historian at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)


Explain the Spanish Civil War, then?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:32 PM (ssx3L)

441 I don't know how to commit crimes, Bitter Clinger! All I know is what I learned from watching Burn Notice. If someone offered ME a couple of benjamins, I would immediately turn their ass in, so I'd expect that would be the reaction from most people.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:32 PM (8548M)

442 422 Every other commercial break the last few days has been Obama telling me to vote no on the California recall. Why does he give a shit?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 13, 2021 10:28 PM (/TTi/)

Everything matters. Everything is part of their holy war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:32 PM (z4k8L)

443 *trying, but failing to insert thumbs up emoji, so it gets typed out in longhand*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Authentic if using only thumbs

Posted by: Miklos, working from Stylebook at September 13, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

444 And who, actually, won the Gran Chaco war?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:33 PM (ssx3L)

445 Miklos, that ain't yer thumb!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

446 More like Chris Christie's personal woodchipper.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 09:12 PM (+WWsf)

None of that shit matters, it's all theater. Harris did not disappear when Tulsi Gabbard stuck the knife in her.

It's not shark-proof per se, more like shark resistant.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2021 10:33 PM (ybIRR)

447 Not his thumb, but it looks like his nose?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (+WWsf)

448 I'm also too scared to risk lying or trying to pay off a doctor to squirt the syringe in the trash. (How do you even find someone to do that? I can't imagine you can walk in with a couple of benjamins and be like "so...")
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at


No forgery and no bribes. You could lose your license, your job, and your freedom.

I have a perfect copy of a card. Exact. But. With my luck, I'd get caught. No.

And I'm not going to any major sporting events anyway. Nor will I go to events where there is discrimination. Or bars or restaurants. And if I'm asked, I will still say ," it's none of your damn business."

But. I have to be employed. And I like my job. And I'm really good at what I do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

449 Plus, they probably figure Elder might come out like Trump (not like Arnold) and actually fire everyone he can find and veto everything in sight. Plus, I am betting there is a lot of dirty laundry he could air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (z4k8L)

450 The Victors write the history.
Posted by: Miklos, actual historian at September 13, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Explain the Spanish Civil War, then?
Posted by: Kindltot


Too soon to say

Posted by: Apocryphal Mao quotes on the French Revolution as recalled by Miklos at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

451 245 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 09:41 PM (SchxB)

May peace be with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

452 Plus, I am betting there is a lot of dirty laundry he could air.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

or choose a replacement for DiFi, who is 106 years old

Posted by: Apocryphal Miklos quotes at September 13, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

453 or choose a replacement for DiFi, who is 106 years old
Posted by: Apocryphal Miklos quotes at September 13, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

Does Alex Jones live in California?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:36 PM (z4k8L)

454 "remember the war against Franco
That's where the each of us belong
For he may have won all the battles
But we had all the good songs!"

--- Folk Song Army by Tom Leher

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:36 PM (ssx3L)

455 Anyway, it won't look good if she "commits suicide" anytime within the next year.

Posted by: qdpsteve

The Clinton Ctime Family doesn't care about optics. Just ask incarcerated Jeffrey Epstein...

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (SQsJE)

456 Can you appoint someone who does not live in the state for the Senate? That opens up all sorts of possibilities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (z4k8L)

457 Just like how our weaselly Texas governor is giving us good policy ... we will get good policy BEFORE we ever again get a good president.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (ybIRR)

458 Eddie Mahoney, aka Eddie Money, was a NYC cop before he hit it big.

Story I head about that was the he joined the force to avoid going to 'Nam. It wasn't until later that he learned 'Nam was safer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (SchxB)

459 I think Alex Jones lives in TX

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (ssx3L)

460 Miklos, that ain't yer thumb!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

And not mine either!

Posted by: Miklos ask doggie to wake up and protect that what feeds her at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

461 True about shark resistance, but I will say Kamala was always the Silicon Valley Obama bros way back into the White House, along with all of their friends money, and she was never not gonna be Biden's vice-president. Didn't matter that she tried knifing Biden, and Tulsi knifed her pretty good too.

Writing was on the wall as soon as she disappeared for six weeks after withdrawing in the primaries so her facelift could heal enough to look somewhat normal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (+WWsf)

462
Every single prediction made about this stupid storm has been wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (/U27+)

463 Dirty laundry? in CA? are you kidding me?
There are literally thousands of state employees who are picking up checks, sometimes in 6 figures, who do absolutely nothing. Not one thing.
Maybe they have their name painted on an office door in Sacramento. Maybe some letterhead stationery.
Not unlike many states, I would guess. New York, Illinois, Washington, et al.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (aAP3z)

464 I think Alex Jones lives in TX
Posted by: Kindltot

I think he lives in a lot of peoples' heads

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Alex is right more often than he's wrong at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

465 However, Tim Dillon lives in CA.

Imagine him making a floor speech

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (ssx3L)

466 I took the vax many months after it was available. My reasons are my own and have little to do with fear, belief, or politics. I did it mainly on a whim and because I decided i would never mask up again. They claimed it was to protect others, just like the claim they make about masks. The point is to shame you.

I said, fine, after this day I am done with it. But look at today, most of the hard core vaxxers wear the mask and try to shame you if you do not. These people want to virtue signal. Sure many are scared shitless, why woudn't they be?

Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (WAo1l)

467 441 I don't know how to commit crimes, Bitter Clinger!


I'm confused?

Did I say something about crimes?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (5We2S)

468
Can you appoint someone who does not live in the state for the Senate? That opens up all sorts of possibilities.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (z4k8L)

________

No

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (dVXYJ)

469 But. I have to be employed. And I like my job. And I'm really good at what I do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)
-------------------

They need nurses everywhere.
You could choose your new location and prolly get some perks too.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (Foy17)

470 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

You and yours are in my prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

My sister and brother in law lost their son this summer. They are hearbroken. I don't know how you are handling your loss, but God be with you, always.
Via con Dios, friend.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (tjZg/)

471 Apropos of nothing: I am afraid I have been spending too much time here. Twice in the last week I responded to something my wife said with "that's what she said.", which is way out of character for a guy who doesn't even swear.

Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (RUa/k)

472 I thought Rip Torn was an interesting name. He was a very good actor to boot.

Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 10:40 PM (WAo1l)

473 Stray thought. With the vax "mandates' allegedly in the pipeline, have lottery ticket sales gone up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:40 PM (SchxB)

474 >>Footage captured on camera by a horrified witness, showed the 13ft beast burst through a shark-proof metal cage

If ever there was a need for scare quotes...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (UnI2N)

475 Oh, has anyone seen the videos of modern Randy Quaid? Just don't do it if you are easily frightened or have a weak heart or stomach.

I think he's gone crazy, Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (z4k8L)

476 472 I thought Rip Torn was an interesting name. He was a very good actor to boot.
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 10:40 PM (WAo1l)

Ma'ax!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (z4k8L)

477 462
Every single prediction made about this stupid storm has been wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (/U27+)
------------

What's it doing?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (Foy17)

478 Does Alex Jones live in California?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Did Hillz live in New York?

Posted by: Miklos, rhetorically redudndant at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

479 Yesterday marked one year since I lost my son. Many thanks to teh Horde for keeping me insane for the last 12 months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

You and yours are in my prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

My sister and brother in law lost their son this summer. They are hearbroken. I don't know how you are handling your loss, but God be with you, always.
Via con Dios, friend.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at September 13, 2021 10:39 PM (tjZg/)

really no words here. God Bless.

Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (WAo1l)

480 If you get the J&J, probably avoid vasoconstrictors - NSAIDS like ibuprofen and naproxen, cold meds, cbd & weed, etc.
Stick to aspirin or tylenol for pain / fever.
Load up on vit D at least a week before.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (oEn12)

481 @475: "I think he's gone crazy, Jim."

Pretty sure he always was.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (+WWsf)

482 Eddy Money? What a dumb name.
Posted by: Whirlpool Lucre & Vortex Simoleons

Well, his given name was Eddie Mahoney, and he just sort of chopped it.
He was once a cop before he became a "rock star".

I kind of have fond memories of Eddie, because I was dancing with a pretty hot girl at a party to an Eddie Money tune.....about 43 years ago.
I was this close (holds thumb and forefinger together) to going home with her. Dopey me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (tjZg/)

483 Stray thought. With the vax "mandates' allegedly in the pipeline, have lottery ticket sales gone up?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

NO PIPELINES

ok, wait

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Mugabe-Pizarro-Nike-Cortez at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

484 I'll raise a glass for your son when I get home, Blanco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (z4k8L)

485 In some counties in CA you don't even have to be a legal citizen to serve as a supervisor or even a mayor.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (aAP3z)

486 474 >>Footage captured on camera by a horrified witness, showed the 13ft beast burst through a shark-proof metal cage

If ever there was a need for scare quotes...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

I read that as "13 ft BREAST"

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (U2p+3)

487 "And not mine either!
Posted by: Miklos ask doggie to wake up and protect that what feeds her at September 13, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ) "


This morning, at 2 o'clock, our daughter came in to our bedroom and held up 5 fingers and said. "I'm this many years old!"

It is now 7 a.m. and she still refuses to say where she got them.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (ssx3L)

488 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (oEn12)


Liquor?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (5We2S)

489 And I'm really good at what I do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

Shooting and sammich making?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (Q9lwr)

490 >>>Eddie Mahoney, aka Eddie Money, was a NYC cop before he hit it big.

Story I head about that was the he joined the force to avoid going to 'Nam. It wasn't until later that he learned 'Nam was safer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:37 PM (SchxB)

======

I heard that he auditioned some songs for a producer, who was not impressed. But while taking a bathroom break after/during the interview he wrote "Two Tickets To Paradise". The producer liked it and signed him to a contract.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (RUa/k)

491 I was this close (holds thumb and forefinger together) to going home with her. Dopey me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

That...close

Posted by: Johnny Carson at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

492 Isn't a bribe a crime??

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (8548M)

493 There's a high probability that the mandates will become a hairball.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (Foy17)

494 Does Alex Jones live in California?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I think he lives in Texas.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (tjZg/)

495 I read that as "13 ft BREAST"

Best to be careful. Those things have been known to travel in pairs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

496 481 @475: "I think he's gone crazy, Jim."

Pretty sure he always was.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:42 PM (+WWsf)

Yeah, but this is not amiable, good natured, friendly crazy. This is more... Caligula crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (z4k8L)

497 @480: "If you get the J&J ..."

I'd echo everything vmom said, and toss in strictly avoiding alcohol for a week or two, both before and after, plus hydrating liberally too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (+WWsf)

498
What's it doing?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:41 PM (Foy17)

_________

Six hours ago, it was going to be a big rain maker, remain a tropical storm and come ashore further south. Now it's a hurricane, a wind event and come onshore near me.

Maybe I'll be lucky and it'll keep sliding up the coast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (dVXYJ)

499 The question Biden was about to ask.

"If we just cut down all the trees, wouldn't that stop forest fires?"

Posted by: JB1000 at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (OSYNX)

500 495 I read that as "13 ft BREAST"

Best to be careful. Those things have been known to travel in pairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

Duh duh.

Duh duh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (z4k8L)

501 Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (5p7BC)

502 It is now 7 a.m. and she still refuses to say where she got them.
Posted by: Kindltot

*searches Zillow for properties on Mockingbird Lane*

Posted by: Miklos, moving the tzampotli would require Federal Funding, and why not at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

503 Maybe I'll be lucky and it'll keep sliding up the coast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (dVXYJ)

Go grease the beach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (z4k8L)

504 $496: "This is more... Caligula crazy."

Willingly summoning the machine elves kinda crazy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (+WWsf)

505 >>>>This morning, at 2 o'clock, our daughter came in to our bedroom and held up 5 fingers and said. "I'm this many years old!"

It is now 7 a.m. and she still refuses to say where she got them.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (ssx3L)

=====

Okay. That was funny.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (RUa/k)

506 501 Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (5p7BC)

Trolls have gotten weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (z4k8L)

507 Liquor?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Starts off a a dilator then vecomes a constrictor depending on dose I think

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (oEn12)

508 Best to be careful. Those things have been known to travel in pairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I read that as "breast to be careful"

Posted by: Miklos, silly me at September 13, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

509 Holy shit

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

510 Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

Abba Zappa duel

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (SQsJE)

511 There, I said it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Gotta dead man walking here boss! (Smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (r1z5A)

512 Did Ayn Rand Defeat UK Vaccine Passports?

https://tinyurl.com/ytdn7m9v

Via Drudge of all places.

I haven't read it but I will later for sure.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (1Yy3c)

513 Isn't a bribe a crime??
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (8548M)

Forcing you to take unwanted, and potentially dangerous medication is also a crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (ZD1DY)

514 In other words, no liquor and plenty of water being a good way of making sure your liver has no excuse to avoid doing its job during peak post-jab stress time.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:47 PM (+WWsf)

515 >>>Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (5p7BC)

*fist bump*
*looks around for mis hum*

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 13, 2021 10:48 PM (RUa/k)

516 If shark cages were completely shark-proof it wouldn't be an adventure.

Posted by: Shark-proof Cage Salesman Crossing Out Warranty Language by Hand at September 13, 2021 10:49 PM (QU5/8)

517 ABBA is to music like cold oatmeal is to food.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 10:49 PM (aAP3z)

518 Maybe I'll be lucky and it'll keep sliding up the coast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (dVXYJ)

*Cue a super sexy bass line*

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

519 Might take a gun to head to decide A or Z

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2021 10:50 PM (2JoB8)

520 Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

"Due to defunding and COVID related issues, we are not able to respond at this time..."

Posted by: Miklos County Sheriff's Department at September 13, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

521 CBD!
Pastrami on rye? I got the good deli mustard and dill pickles.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

522 Fauci is super excited about his associates selling you vaccines for the next two decades.

That last guy looks super horny.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 13, 2021 10:50 PM (7MBHe)

523 Nicky Minaj got bees in the trap, yo.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

524 *Cue a super sexy bass line*
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Was that George Michael?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2021 10:51 PM (z4k8L)

525 *Cue a super sexy bass line*
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable*

Play Barry White really loud from somewhere on Long Island.

Posted by: Miklos, without matrilineal line access to the weather control machine at September 13, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

526 I may also just decide to take a leap of faith and let them fire me for non-compliance and see what I can find to do instead.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:02 PM (8548M)
*******
I was channel surfing yesterday and stopped on the Chris Wallace FOX show and they were talking about this topic. Karl Rove (I know, I know) was making an interesting actual comment of relevance. He said the law that that traitorBiden was basing his command on (mentioned it and I can't remember what it was) has been taken to court 6 times in the decades since it has passed, and 5 of 6 times, was found unconstitutional by the courts. Apparently the law itself covered completely different meaning than what it was originally supposed to.
Rove was insistent and repeated it, and of course was cut off by some crank woman and Wallace, who were all for the forced jab. Who knows for sure, our courts are so effed up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:51 PM (sy5kK)

527 Beez in the trap, yo.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

528 And it's "Nicki", but what the hell. I'm takin' a break from bustin' on a demurrer so I's a bit preoccupied.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 10:52 PM (KAi1n)

529 Mrs Peel, crimes are what are enforced. You have autoimmune issues, and are reluctant to take the shot.

If the tech says no, explain you are concerned because in spite of the mandate there are serious contraindications for the shot in those situations, you understand the risks, but you would not be taking it unless compelled by losing by the risk of losing your job that you are supporting your husband.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:53 PM (ssx3L)

530 @512: "Did Ayn Rand Defeat UK Vaccine Passports?"

Yeah, but no.

Last two weeks, Boris Johnson pushed through an across the board tax increase to help fund the National Health Service, and he did so against a not insignificant Tory party backlash, and zero support from opposition parties.

Conservatives saw their ver, very steady, post-Brexit, five-to-ten point poiling lead over Labour vanish almost overnight. Killing the UK vax passport in the proverbial crib was nothing more than panicking for a quick way to staunch their bleeding.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:53 PM (+WWsf)

531 nicki minaj is rathr talnted

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 13, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)

532 503 Maybe I'll be lucky and it'll keep sliding up the coast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (dVXYJ)
------------------

Went to the NHC. They have a bunch of crappy maps.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:53 PM (Foy17)

533 500 495 I read that as "13 ft BREAST"

Best to be careful. Those things have been known to travel in pairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

Duh duh.

Duh duh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2021 10:53 PM (UnI2N)

534 I'm on my 13th straight day working, another 14 hours today.

My judgment may not be the best.

But I do have some Abba on my phone and no Zappa.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:55 PM (5p7BC)

535 everybody needs to not panik about the mandates, osha has not even written anything yet

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (K3ZCc)

536 And it's "Nicki", but what the hell. I'm takin' a break from bustin' on a demurrer so I's a bit preoccupied.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 10:52 PM (KAi1n)

She can't spell "Minnodge" either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (ZD1DY)

537 Nice little bit of vax logic: My diet doesn't work because you're overeating.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)

538 I wonder if all the spam texts I get from Trump are really from Trump?
Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Dave I get a bunch also, I text back FOAD and then block the number. I have many regrets about Trumps first era, one is that I gave my info to WinRed.

Posted by: MikeM at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (KkKWo)

539 Quint, I also got J&J basically on a whim coz I wanted to unmask

I regret it because of the stain of abortion,as well as the worrying after of possible delayed sude effects

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (oEn12)

540 Also, I don't think we Americans, on the whole, get much news about just how unpopular these vax passport proposals are throughout Europe. Not just protests in big cities, but general polling data, and how vax passports have been affecting upcoming elections.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (+WWsf)

541 My wife has autoimmune issues, she says no way is she getting the jab.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2021 10:57 PM (WF/xn)

542 368 Hello late nighters. Long time no gray box!
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 10:09 PM (Jzz++)

Yo, Pete!

Are you in my neck of the woods this week or anytime soon?

There's a beer with your name on it.

*holds hand with thumb and pinkie finger extended to ear, mouthing 'call me'*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

543 Hadrian 7th, thanks for the update. I hadn't been aware that it would become a hurricane. Palacios seems to be in the clear unless there is another course change.

Posted by: RTW at September 13, 2021 10:57 PM (jJlJu)

544 Who knows for sure, our courts are so effed up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

The situation is that the feds stopped using their "authority" much after losing a regulatory question over asbestos in 1983.

Since then, it has been attempted 9 times-3 times unchallenged, 5 times rebuked in court, once the Feds won.

I think technofog (lawyer on twatter) wrote it up.

Posted by: Miklos, offhand as usual at September 13, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

545 Nicki Minaj? I'd like you to meet Kylie Minogue.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 10:58 PM (+WWsf)

546 Braenyard, try Nullschool weather map. Click on the "Earth" button and you can play with altitudes, winds and clouds and atmospheric pressures, and it predicts fairly OK

https://earth.nullschool.net

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:58 PM (ssx3L)

547 Nicki Minaj>>>>Nikki Haley

Posted by: Miklos, formerly governornated at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

548 541 My wife has autoimmune issues, she says no way is she getting the jab.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2021 10:57 PM (WF/xn)


I have a friend with autoimmune issues who got the jab and experienced an ugly relapse. In Canada they recommend no vax for autoimmune sufferers.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (6RgRK)

549 I've mentioned before, but my response to my employer asking if I have been vaccinated will be:

"You are asking me if I have AIDS? Do you intend to put the request in writing?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (5p7BC)

550 But I do have some Abba on my phone and no Zappa.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:55 PM (5p7BC)

Fist bump

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (/g7XU)

551 I regret it because of the stain of abortion,as well as the worrying after of possible delayed sude effects
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 10:56 PM (oEn12)

J undt J was just an attenuated virus, right? Wasn't it the mRNA vaccines that used fetal cell lines?

I got the Moderna. The blood of innocents courses thru these veins.

*Flexes*

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)

552 O Tay, it's supposed to make landfall around mid night a little north of Matagorda. Houston will be on the wet side of the storm.

ATTENTION CARS OWNERS!
Are you insured? Do you want to be relieved of that burdensome vehicle? Head out to I-10 a little west of down town. park at a low underpass and wait.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (Foy17)

553 **dons foil hat**

Once the control group is eliminated, there will be zero means of proving the "vax" caused any problems whatsoever

**doffs foil hat**

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:00 PM (dB4Iz)

554 It seems most of the people I know who have come down with Covid lately have not been vaccinated.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 11:00 PM (/g7XU)

555 Killing the UK vax passport in the proverbial crib was nothing more than panicking for a quick way to staunch their bleeding.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


"never, never, never, never surrender"

Posted by: the forgotten Winston Spencer Churchill at September 13, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

556 If the spam texts were from Trump, they would actually be about SPAM, which Trump would be trying to sell you in bulk. "This canned meat is luxurious. It's the best. Can I count on you to buy 2,000 cans of SPAM right now? As an added bonus, I'll throw in a signed copy of The Art of the Deal because you obviously know a deal when you see one."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 11:01 PM (QU5/8)

557 I'm highly disappointed by the Clapton concert in Fort Worth. The band mailed it in. There was no commitment. No fire. It was just play the songs and go onto the next one. The Mavericks, whom I saw in Tucson a few weeks ago, blew these guys out the door a hundred times over. With that said Clapton's playing is still something remarkable even if at this show he played like a grandpa the past is bedtime. When he's solos he's the only voice that matter in the band. He's in a different place. But this show, was a turd.

Posted by: LostInSpace at September 13, 2021 11:02 PM (2lIyX)

558 that tropical storm BS is BS houstn is getting what an inch or two of rain

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 13, 2021 11:02 PM (K3ZCc)

559 I discovered another food I am allergic to - tomatoes. Either that or the sliced tomatoes I ordered with dinner were tainted.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (/g7XU)

560
*searches Zillow for properties on Mockingbird Lane*
Posted by: Miklos


1313 is available.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

561 **dons foil hat**


**doffs foil hat**

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks

*twirls moustache*

*rotates monocles*

Posted by: Miklos, getting into the spirits of things at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

562
odd data point, my sister phoned, she is about a 7/8 on the Karen scale but thinks Joes vax mandate is too much

also she was on the goody-goody side in HS, but even she said how conformist teenagers are today

she also thought this whole thing is gonna blow up over the china virus

not sure what is going on in her blue world

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (bTQ72)

563 393 I wonder if all the spam texts I get from Trump are really from Trump?
Or are they a false flag op to make me hate Trump?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5p7BC)
*******
All of mine have a Republican Party link to ask for funds.
I seldom read them, only delete them automatically.

I'll vote for Trump again of course, but the party was never appreciative of the power he gave them. Now, they are starting to see the backlash from former supporters and flopping on the dock like a freshly caught blue-gill.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (sy5kK)

564 Once the control group is eliminated, there will be zero means of proving the "vax" caused any problems whatsoever

**doffs foil hat**

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:00 PM (dB4Iz)


This would explain their desperation.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (6RgRK)

565 I didn't know a single person (that I had actually met - I knew plenty friends-of-friends) who had had covid until a couple months ago. Now I know over a dozen. Of the adults, all but one had the shot.

None of them got seriously ill, btw. Even the morbidly obese ones.

Hadrian - plenty of wind and rain going on outside my window, but that's it, and there was actually milk and bread at the store. Ready for French toast!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 11:04 PM (8548M)

566 **dons foil hat**


**doffs foil hat**

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks

*twirls moustache*

*rotates monocles*
Posted by: Miklos, getting into the spirits of things at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

*Strokes cat*

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)

567 546 Braenyard, try Nullschool weather map. ...
https://earth.nullschool.net

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 10:58 PM (ssx3L)
---------------

Thanks, ever since the govt stopped doing local radar I've been at a loss.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 11:04 PM (Foy17)

568 **dons gimp outfit**

**removes gimp outfit, foot gets stuck in leg of suit, loses balances, falls over, hits head on toilet**

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 13, 2021 11:04 PM (7MBHe)

569 1313 is available.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Pricey, and the mortgage requires an actual mort.

Posted by: Miklos, attempting to live within or without his means at September 13, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

570 554 It seems most of the people I know who have come down with Covid lately have not been vaccinated.
Posted by: ALH
My unvaxxed neighbors got it and gave it to me, also unvaxxed. Their daughter, who leans left politically, is vaxxed, lived with them during their 2 week recovery, and did not ever show symptoms. So I am agreeing with you. Also, after two years of the Covid panic, I was pretty sure I had gotten it before. But this experience was pretty convincing that I had not had it before. Maybe the vaxxed people are wandering around with no symptoms, but spreading the virus?

Posted by: MikeM at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (KkKWo)

571 Was the shark cage built by Pfizer or Moderna?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (ybIRR)

572 @562: "not sure what is going on in her blue world"

I'm guessing it's not just the college kids who are shouting "Fuck Joe Biden!" these days. Lots of that anti-authoritarianism is bound to trickle down into high schools from older sisters and brothers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (+WWsf)

573 I have a friend with autoimmune issues who got the jab and experienced an ugly relapse. In Canada they recommend no vax for autoimmune sufferers.
Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (6RgRK)

So, go to a doctor, any doctor, and complain of pain and stiffness in the joints. Get a diagnosis of rheumatoid arthritis. Auto-immune disease. There is your out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (ZD1DY)

574 I'm on my 13th straight day working, another 14 hours today.

My judgment may not be the best.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Good, good. Keep the "prescription drug" excuse in the bank.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (r1z5A)

575 not sure what is going on in her blue world
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:03 PM (bTQ72)


I think people are tired. I heard someone optimistically say that the problem with moving the goal posts is that eventually you run out of stadium.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (ssx3L)

576 I just watched the SpaceX launch. It makes me think of Rickl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (IJ9BR)

577
Nikki Manang is more right than Kristy Noem on vax's

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (bTQ72)

578

Buy coffee from King Harv.
Buy Spam from King Don.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2021 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

579 Once the control group is eliminated, there will be zero means of proving the "vax" caused any problems whatsoever
Posted by: JQ
The people with natural immunity, supposedly 100 million, are one sort of control group.

Posted by: MikeM at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (KkKWo)

580 Nicki Minang isn't attempting to garner the GOPe swamp vote for president, is she?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (7MBHe)

581 I've been a Zappa fan most of my life. I even met him once, when he was on the "Overnight Sensation" tour.
His politics would have fit in perfectly here. He would have been a Moron.
He went before congress and opposed Tipper Gore.
He had his own studio at a young age and got busted on a bogus obscenity charge when a deputy got him to record a song that had a 4 letter word in it. A song that the deputy wrote.
This resulted in his distrust of the legal system.
He went on the Steve Allen Tonight show and played the spokes on a bicycle wheel.
He didn't do drugs and disdained people who did.
He was a chain smoker and his distrust of the medical establishment (not unlike present times) led to his early demise.

Posted by: casual observer 7307 at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (aAP3z)

582 Once the control group is eliminated, there will be zero means of proving the "vax" caused any problems whatsoever

**doffs foil hat**

Posted by: JQ

But the control groups for the "vaxx"-es were eliminated.

They shot up everybody in the control groups.

Posted by: Miklos, asuuming that this is the common knowledgge at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

583 Maybe the vaxxed people are wandering around with no symptoms, but spreading the virus?
-----
Read a mathematical study yesterday saying that this is the case.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (5p7BC)

584 Isn't a bribe a crime??

It is.

I just don't remember suggesting it. Maybe another commenter.

I like your plan of breaking free, trusting in yourself and trusting in the Lord, and seeing what else life has in store for you in a new opportunity.

With unemployment bonuses right now, you probably wouldn't even suffer much financially in the short run. Go chase a new dream that doesn't require you to inject things in yourself against your own wishes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (5We2S)

585 @570: "Maybe the vaxxed people are wandering around with no symptoms, but spreading the virus?"

I think that's the unspoken truth behind the recent masking push, but they can't say it, not without risking the illusion that everyone's "protected" if vax'd. I suspect many of those asymptomatic people would be just as asymptomatic without the jab too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:08 PM (+WWsf)

586 554 It seems most of the people I know who have come down with Covid lately have not been vaccinated.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 11:00 PM (/g7XU)

The ONLY person I know who came down with it was vaccinated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 13, 2021 11:08 PM (II3Gr)

587 Buy Spam from King Don.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Spam like you wouldn't believe. Classy, classy Spam.

Posted by: Miklos, tired of not winning at September 13, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

588 J undt J was just an attenuated virus, right? Wasn't it the mRNA vaccines that used fetal cell lines?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)


Nope. All three used fetal cells.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 11:09 PM (hP4QN)

589 Go chase a new dream that doesn't require you to inject things in yourself against your own wishes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (5We2S)

Like shooting heroin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 13, 2021 11:09 PM (II3Gr)

590 Braenyard, you can also look at the NOAA Goes-East imagery

https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/conus.php?sat=G16

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2021 11:09 PM (ssx3L)

591 Go chase a new dream that doesn't require you to inject things in yourself against your own wishes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (5We2S)

Why didn't someone tell me this sooner?

Posted by: A Call Girl With A Sore Cooch at September 13, 2021 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)

592 It seems most of the people I know who have come down with Covid lately have not been vaccinated.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 11:00 PM (/g7XU)

Just the opposite for me. 4 fully vaccinated.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2021 11:10 PM (RoIW/)

593 Maybe the vaxxed people are wandering around with no symptoms, but spreading the virus?

Not just spreading the virus, but cooking up new mutations as well. Mutations that are geared towards surviving the "vaccinated" immune response.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:11 PM (SchxB)

594 One of my siblings caught the Coof this summer, felt like crap for a month. (Over 60yo, smoker, drinker)

Missed a couple weeks of wrk. Says it was like having the flu: chills, aches, nausea, vomiting, no appetite, etc.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:11 PM (dB4Iz)

595
I my part of the world, other than really old people, the only people wearing masks are the vax'd it appears to me

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (bTQ72)

596 LCD,

I wish I shared your optimism regarding our Huskies. I didn't see much to build on offensively and the defense was ground down by a mediocre Michigan offense. Based on the last two outings I'm not sure where you find five wins in the rest of the schedule.

There was lots of cocaine at that Stones concert at the Kingdome in 1981 but I thought the Greg Kihn Band was the opener. JGeils was great. Even as a young Bog I was taken by the whole affair. Avoided the coke but still have fond memories of my date.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (Jzz++)

597 Sibling was not vax'd.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (dB4Iz)

598 With unemployment bonuses right now, you probably wouldn't even suffer much financially in the short run.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (5We2S)


The extra benefits stopped the first week of September.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (hP4QN)

599 The thing about Tropical Storm and Hurricane warnings is that you really have no idea what is going to materialize. But you have to prepare every time (or be continuously prepared) because if it does materialize it'll unfold quickly and there won't be much you can do at that point. Just kind of how it works.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (QU5/8)

600 Nope. All three used fetal cells.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 11:09 PM (hP4QN)

Random thought just popped into my head.

Isn't shooting up with dead babies just basically cannibalism?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)

601 Just twenty-five minutes ago, Nicki Minaj escalated her feud with Joy Reid, and called her, get this, a "lying homophobic coon."

This has been your hourly Twitter nonsense update.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:13 PM (+WWsf)

602 J&J is not an attenuated virus. It uses a disablef adenovirus to enter your cells and make your cells produce the spike protein.
So still a spike protein creator.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (oEn12)

603
But. I have to be employed. And I like my job. And I'm really good at what I do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

nurse, I saw the blog last week and you reporting that your employer forcing you to take the jab. It has been bothering me ever since.
Is there an alternative job possible out there you could find? Your skillset is in high demand. Of course, that's drastic, and maybe you were forced to take the jab already, so tell me to shut up if I crossed the line here.
The world is going crazy, especially those of us that don't live in a FREE state. Like ours.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

604 (She also dug up a screenshot of Reid's pre-election "Trump vaccine" fearmonging.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (+WWsf)

605 Just twenty-five minutes ago, Nicki Minaj escalated her feud with Joy Reid, and called her, get this, a "lying homophobic coon."

This has been your hourly Twitter nonsense update.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:13 PM (+WWsf)

Cat Fight!

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (/g7XU)

606 I was wondering if you just say "here's some benjamins" and you said that's how it works...I think. Anyway, I have no idea how one goes about doing crime. I'm pretty sure any attempt on my part to offer a bribe would look a lot like a fed in a gun store.

I'm hoping the religious objection path will be open. I actually wouldn't have gotten the MMR shots for myself or my kids if I'd known they were made with murdered babies. You would think that's something doctors would be required to disclose. It wouldn't occur to me to ask because I didn't think anyone other than Nazi scientists used murdered babies for their "science".

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)

607 Isn't shooting up with dead babies just basically cannibalism?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)

Without the hot sauce.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (RoIW/)

608 Those on the left who think that a vx mandate is a step too far, in their heart of hearts know that if they can mandate this they can mandate anything. ANY health decision. One child policy. Two children ? too bad. Get rid of the second one. China paved the way. Bidet is a ghoul, his wife is an uber ghoul and his whole administration is a plague on this country.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2021 11:15 PM (V13WU)

609
Nope. All three used fetal cells.

And Wernher von Braun got us to the Moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2021 11:15 PM (63Dwl)

610 Dear Miklos... They shot up everybody in the control groups.

Now that *everybody* is part of The Experiment, I'm talking about that part of the general population who have not gotten Stabbed. The current control group!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:16 PM (dB4Iz)

611 Isn't shooting up with dead babies just basically cannibalism?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)

Without the hot sauce.


Now that just ain't right.


Gotta have the hot sauce.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)

612
There was lots of cocaine at that Stones concert at the Kingdome in 1981 but I thought the Greg Kihn Band was the opener. JGeils was great. Even as a young Bog I was taken by the whole affair. Avoided the coke but still have fond memories of my date.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (Jzz++)

You're right, it was Greg Kihn. Like I said, lots and lots of it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

613 Cat Fight!
Posted by: ALH

@358

I'll print the tickets, you take the money

Posted by: Miklosian Fight Nights at September 13, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

614 The thing about Tropical Storm and Hurricane warnings is that you really have no idea what is going to materialize. But you have to prepare every time (or be continuously prepared) because if it does materialize it'll unfold quickly and there won't be much you can do at that point. Just kind of how it works.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2021 11:12 PM (QU5/

DING DING DING!!!!!

*Puts a gold star on your forehead*

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:17 PM (1Yy3c)

615 Now that *everybody* is part of The Experiment, I'm talking about that part of the general population who have not gotten Stabbed. The current control group!
Posted by: JQ

They would have to prove that I wasn't injected. How does one prove a negative?

Posted by: Miklos, seeing the script flipped at September 13, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

616 Without the hot sauce.

Now that just ain't right.


Gotta have the hot sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)

Cholula all the way.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)

617 LCD,
Cold one Thursday afternoon or evening on Ruston Way?

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:19 PM (Jzz++)

618
Cholula all the way.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)

Cholula bells, cholula bells...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 13, 2021 11:20 PM (II3Gr)

619 Gotta have the hot sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Even MREs have tiny, tiny bottles of Tabasco.

Or used to anyway.

Posted by: Miklos, trying to make it palatable at September 13, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

620 492 Isn't a bribe a crime??
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 10:43 PM (8548M)

By asking, more proof you are NOT a Democrat or a Uniparty RINO.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:20 PM (sy5kK)

621
rando data point, Steve Jobs 23yo daughter looks like she has an eating disorder

eating disorders are sad, poor girls, fooked in da head

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:22 PM (bTQ72)

622 "President Biden and Secretary of State Blinken are under fire after announcing $64 million in aid to Taliban controlled Afghanistan."

Rather than aid, more like a bribe that was agreed upon beforehand in exchange for not shooting at us as we fled.

Just a bit more cherry on top in addition to their spoils of war in exchange for not shooting us up or mortaring the runway as we fled.

We could spare a hellfire to kill some random guy and his family to divert blame for dead marines, but couldn't be bothered to destroy large amounts of abandoned military hardware?

Posted by: Sjg at September 13, 2021 11:22 PM (gDSJf)

623 I think we can safely rule out "spouse of a singularly ethnic family businessman" too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:22 PM (+WWsf)

624 *Sigh*
I need to be in bed.
*Looks*
Okay, I AM in bed. I need to be asleep. Got to get up early, go to the yard, get a load out. Hopefully a load going west. I don't want to drive thru another freakin' storm.
Anyway...
Night!

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 13, 2021 11:23 PM (1Yy3c)

625
Fox on the run ...

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 13, 2021 11:23 PM (bTQ72)

626 I was this close (holds thumb and forefinger together) to going home with her. Dopey me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


"Then Chuck Norris walked in and insta-banged every gal in the place..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

627 501 Abba > Zappa

There, I said it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 13, 2021 10:45 PM (5p7BC)

Dave in Fla, this is the ONT.
Do you have a death wish?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

628 Bribe? Whatever are you ruffians on about? This is a gratuity, utterly unremarkable for services rendered, and most definitely not a bribe. A bribe. Well, I never!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - offering you a bribe at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (QU5/8)

629 I'm hoping the religious objection path will be open.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)


I'm going to go that route. I'm not sure who is going to be making the decisions on them, though. If it's our HR department, I'll probably have to just get fired. If it's our CEO, I might have a chance.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (hP4QN)

630 "They would have to prove that I wasn't injected. How does one prove a negative?"

Dunno, Miklos. Guess we'll cross that bridge if we ever get to it, huh?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (dB4Iz)

631 Isn't a bribe a crime??
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

No

Precedent

Posted by: Miklos from the Clinton Foundation at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

632 @BigJoeBastardi 2h
WeatherFlow Station at Matagorda Bay, Texas,
reported sustained winds of 66 kt with a gust to 83 kt

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (Foy17)

633 I know nothing about this company or what they sell, but an outfit called "Hoplight Armor" currently has a 10% discount code:

BIDENISGAY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (SchxB)

634 Kingdome, 1981 - : LeftCoast Dawg
---
The Kingdome and the Mariners in the 80s with one of the loneliest places on the planet. I wasted my youth hoping that the Mariners would be something. I didn't give up until I moved to New Mexico in 2017. Concerts in the Kingdom were always the boomiest thing on the planet. With that said the greatest game I ever saw was when Ken Griffey crawled the wall in a playoff game against the Yankees. Seahawks games in the 80s were always fun because the wave was still interesting and novel and Seattle fans really did it well.

And now Seattle went knocked down the Alaskan Way viaduct.

Posted by: LostInSpace at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (2lIyX)

635 I was wondering if you just say "here's some benjamins" and you said that's how it works...I think. Anyway, I have no idea how one goes about doing crime. I'm pretty sure any attempt on my part to offer a bribe would look a lot like a fed in a gun store.

I'm hoping the religious objection path will be open. I actually wouldn't have gotten the MMR shots for myself or my kids if I'd known they were made with murdered babies. You would think that's something doctors would be required to disclose. It wouldn't occur to me to ask because I didn't think anyone other than Nazi scientists used murdered babies for their "science".
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)

Maybe just do it by innuendo? "I am really afraid of this vaccine, and I have moral objections to taking drugs made with the use of fetal cells derived from aborted babies." I would be quite grateful and possibly generous, if you just squirted the goo in the sink, and wrote up a vax card for me."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (ZD1DY)

636 @627: "Do you have a death wish?"

I fear he might be provoking more Yoko in all of our futures.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:26 PM (+WWsf)

637 "Critics also complained that the show glorified police violence and unfairly portrayed racial minorities."

Every time I watched Cops (which wasn't that often admittedly) it was drunk rednecks getting arrested.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 13, 2021 11:26 PM (GQ5VU)

638 We could spare a hellfire to kill some random guy and his family to divert blame for dead marines, but couldn't be bothered to destroy large amounts of abandoned military hardware?
Posted by: Sjg at September 13, 2021 11:22 PM (gDSJf)

seems a couple of WP grenades per vehicle would have done the job

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 13, 2021 11:26 PM (+I6Y/)

639 > Darebin City Council, in Melbourne, the capital of Victoria (Vic) state, opened the job to people identifying as "non-male" to apply for the position before it closes on September 16.

Just out of curiosity, how the hell would they make you prove you're "non-male" for a job like this? Make you suck a dick? No, that wouldn't work... you might be gay. Have a baby? Nope, not feasible at the current stage of science. Have an imaginary "period"? Okay, I might be willing to have an imaginary period if the job paid well enough. Hell, I might even be willing to slap on some fishnets and lipstick for the interview, as long as I wasn't required to wear them all the time.

I remember Rush Limbaugh, God rest him, coming up with the concept of "trans-lesbian". That's when you're a woman trapped in a man's body, but still like to have sex with women. I think I might be one of those, depending on the pay scale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2021 11:27 PM (oL4gB)

640 > Every time I watched Cops (which wasn't that often admittedly) it was drunk rednecks getting arrested.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta

Now, now. Sometimes it was drunk blacks or drunk Mexicans.

I remember they did a series in the UK. Same damned inbred yokels, just with an English accent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2021 11:28 PM (oL4gB)

641 I remember Rush Limbaugh, God rest him, coming up with the concept of "trans-lesbian". That's when you're a woman trapped in a man's body, but still like to have sex with women. I think I might be one of those, depending on the pay scale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I was ahead of Rush on that.

In the 80s, even feminist-but-not-man-hater chicks would laugh.

Posted by: Miklos, trapped, and needing some release at September 13, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

642 No

Precedent
Posted by: Miklos from the Clinton Foundation at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

Mr Miklos, beg you pardon but Meester Beel Clinton was the President.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:29 PM (Jzz++)

643 > Maybe just do it by innuendo?

You're thinking of the suppository form of the vaccine, made by an Italian pharmaceutical firm.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2021 11:29 PM (oL4gB)

644 I always thought someone should have done a spoof of Cops, with the name sort of backwards-ized:

"Spocks."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

645 Secret Base / Dorktown has an epic and excruciating multi-episode, multi-hour review of Seattle Mariner's history on YouTube. Here's a link to the 3h40m combined video; just in case anyone here is bored or curious enough to share in LostInSpace's pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK56cAjfY

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:30 PM (+WWsf)

646 Spocks

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
When Kirk phasers you

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:31 PM (SchxB)

647 644 I always thought someone should have done a spoof of Cops, with the name sort of backwards-ized:

"Spocks."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 13, 2021 11:31 PM (vuisn)

648 Blanco, you got it.

"This inebriated behavior is highly illogical..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

649 > "Spocks."

It could be a series based on the carnage created by Vulcans going into Pon Farr.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2021 11:32 PM (oL4gB)

650 Every time I watched Cops (which wasn't that often admittedly) it was drunk rednecks getting arrested.

---
I admit it, I love cops. Especially when the cops they're from the area in which I live. It's like rooting for the hometown team. I think it's a rule on cops that when you get arrested you have to have your shirt off unless you're a woman then you don't have any teeth.

Posted by: LostInSpace at September 13, 2021 11:32 PM (2lIyX)

651 "Spocks"


When they curse: "Double dumbass on you!"

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:32 PM (dB4Iz)

652 Never heard a white person called a coon.
Niki was using a euphemism on her and
full of Joy knew it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 11:35 PM (Foy17)

653 I always thought someone should have done a spoof of Cops, with the name sort of backwards-ized:

"Spocks."
Posted by: qdpsteve

*raises single eyebrow*

Posted by: Deputy Sheriff Bubba Spock at September 13, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

654 JQ, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

655 Left: We need to hold cops accountable and force them to wear cameras. This will reduce racism.

Also left: a TV show where cops are held accountable and filmed is racist

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 13, 2021 11:35 PM (GQ5VU)

656 Heh. "Colorful metaphors"

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:36 PM (dB4Iz)

657 And Wernher von Braun got us to the Moon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Do they call him the Father of Rocketry or the man who ushered in the Space Age? No, no they don't.

Posted by: Robert Goddard at September 13, 2021 11:36 PM (KAi1n)

658 Never heard a white person called a coon.
Niki was using a euphemism on her and
full of Joy knew it.
Posted by: B


she is black

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 13, 2021 11:36 PM (K3ZCc)

659 I think it's a rule on cops that when you get arrested you have to have your shirt off unless you're a woman then you don't have any teeth.
Posted by: LostInSpace

The producers of the show pay the people.

I made pretty good money so far.

Posted by: Miklos, enough for lottery tickets and Vienna Sausages for everybody at September 13, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

660 she is black

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 13, 2021 11:36 PM (K3ZCc)
--

Joy Bear is black?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 11:38 PM (Foy17)

661 It's one of those glorious words that would get any white man instantly nuked from social orbit nowadays if he used it in the same angry way as Ms. Minaj. Soooo funny, and even better, no one deserves it more than Joy Reid.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:39 PM (+WWsf)

662 Cajun people are sometimes called "coonass".

Pas de probleme, cher

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at September 13, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

663 It's nice to see an oh-so-hot celeb diss a prominent lib in the media for once. Seems like they only piss on high-profile conservative fans.

If Tucker Carlson said he enjoys Springsteen's music on his show, imagine the tantrum Bruce would throw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

664 BTW, I was also reading about Kurt Cobain recently.

He actually once said, if you're a conservative, don't listen to his music. Anyway, now I miss him a lot less.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

665 Pete, looking forward to it.

Text coming your direction.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:43 PM (sy5kK)

666 I think it's a rule on cops that when you get arrested you have to have your shirt off unless you're a woman then you don't have any teeth.
Posted by: LostInSpace

The producers of the show pay the people.

I made pretty good money so far.
Posted by: Miklos, enough for lottery tickets and Vienna Sausages for everybody at September 13, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

If the wimmenz lost their shirts, the show might gat more viewers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:44 PM (1OquP)

667 > And Wernher von Braun got us to the Moon.

"I Aim For the Stars" -- title of von Braun's autobiograpy.

"But Somehow I Keep Hitting London" -- suggested subtitle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2021 11:44 PM (oL4gB)

668 BTW, I was also reading about Kurt Cobain recently.

He actually once said, if you're a conservative, don't listen to his music. Anyway, now I miss him a lot less.


Funny thing is, I never head of him or his band until he blew his brains out. So, mission accomplished in that regard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)

669 BTW, I was also reading about Kurt Cobain recently.

He actually once said, if you're a conservative, don't listen to his music. Anyway, now I miss him a lot less.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

He wasn't all bad. He killed Cobain, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:45 PM (1OquP)

670 Blanco, yup.
Kurt's not in a position to tell anybody anything any more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

671 Joy Reid is the most hate-spewing racist scum on cable TV today.

And if you watch cable TV, you realize that is saying something.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:45 PM (sy5kK)

672 I'm guessing Cobain's idea of conservative back in the early '90s was anyone who was even vaguely normal in high school. He probably didn't want Tipper Gore listening to his music either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:45 PM (+WWsf)

673 > Posted by: Robert Goddard

It was a Russian inwention.


Posted by: Konstantin Tsiolkovsky at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (oL4gB)

674 AOP, yup.
And by all accounts, Frances Bean is rather conservative, or so I've read.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

675 If the wimmenz lost their shirts, the show might gat more viewers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's why I bought the Double Wide

Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Darleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

676 If the wimmenz lost their shirts, the show might gat more viewers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:44 PM (1OquP)

Worked for the Art Thread this morning.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (Jzz++)

677 LCD, yup.

I can't talk about that b!tch Joy Reid here or anywhere online. Too tempting to say what I'd like to see happen to her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

678 > Joy Reid is the most hate-spewing racist scum on cable TV today.


Also the dumbest, and the competition is fierce in that category.

Posted by: Konstantin Tsiolkovsky at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (oL4gB)

679 If the wimmenz lost their shirts, the show might gat more viewers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:44 PM

AOP, consider carefully the type of 'wimmenz' on that show. Do you *really* want to see... THAT?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (dB4Iz)

680 Kurt's not in a position to tell anybody anything any more.

I don't know. A demon may pull out of his mouth long enough for him to ask the one in the back to use some lube.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:47 PM (SchxB)

681 Get a diagnosis of rheumatoid arthritis. Auto-immune disease. There is your out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:05 PM (ZD1DY)


Only works in Canada. In the US, it's absolutely safe for absolutely everyone.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2021 11:47 PM (6RgRK)

682 The Consumer Brands Association, a lobby group for consumer goods, has endorsed the Biden mask mandate.

I think its member CEOs desperately need another round of tax cuts. Cuz job creators. Amirite fellow freedom loving conservatives?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 13, 2021 11:47 PM (GQ5VU)

683 Walter, either way, I have a hunch Kurt just would have become more of a bitter Roger Waters style hag as he grew older.

For some people, dying is their best long-term career strategy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

684 AOP, consider carefully the type of 'wimmenz' on that show. Do you *really* want to see... THAT?
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:46 PM (dB4Iz)

You know what they say about boobies: Once you seen one pair, you want to see them all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:48 PM (1OquP)

685 Blanco, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

686 You know what they say about boobies: Once you seen one pair, you want to see them all.

This is what wisdom looks like.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)

687 AOP, consider carefully the type of 'wimmenz' on that show. Do you *really* want to see... THAT?
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Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Marleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

688 Kurt Cobain was a weird fucker. Nirvana had some cool songs, but the way the music media built him up into some kind of god was beyond retarded.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (GQ5VU)

689 I had never heard about him, his band, or the "grunge movement" until it was long gone. I know one line from a record label and that is it. I could not tell you one refrain if it meant saving the world.

Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (WAo1l)

690 Also the dumbest, and the competition is fierce in that category.
Posted by: Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

Da, Komrad.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 11:50 PM (KAi1n)

691 The Top Shelf Valu-Rite is Complimentary to the VIP guests.

This both solves and causes a lot of problems.
Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Marleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

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Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:51 PM (Jzz++)

692 Quint, I remember still when grunge was hot. I remember thinking, I can't wait 'til the next thing 'cuz I'm sick of this shit. After about a year (by 1992 or thereabouts) it was played out.

So what came next that set the world on fire? Gangsta rap. From the frying pan into the fire...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

693 The Top Shelf Valu-Rite is Complimentary to the VIP guests.

This both solves and causes a lot of problems.
Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Marleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Speaking of which, it's almost time for another Redneck Caesar. Made with "Red Cup" vodka, distilled in Edmonton, Alberta, from only the finest gasohol. Even has a red Solo cup on the label. Our closest approach to Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:51 PM (1OquP)

694 Uffda, qdpsteve. You're not wrong about some people. It's interesting that Dave Grohl turned out mostly normal; ignoring the usual leftie politics. He says he gave up drugs by the end of the '80s though. Probably has something to do with picking a different long-term career path than Cobain.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:52 PM (+WWsf)

695
The Consumer Brands Association, a lobby group for consumer goods, has endorsed the Biden mask mandate.

What mask mandate? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2021 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

696 Walter, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

697 "...you want to see them all."

Oh.

I lack the Y chromosome, so will simply take your word for it, LOL

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (dB4Iz)

698 And now Seattle went knocked down the Alaskan Way viaduct.
Posted by: LostInSpace at September 13, 2021 11:25 PM (2lIyX)
Hi LostINSpace
Except for moving to New Mexico, we could be considered twins.
Although I will say, I was against the Tunnel when it passed, but now find it is far superior to the viaduct, unless you have to get off mid-city. Just hope you aren't in it when the next big one hits. Most of it is under sea level. It's all reinforced concrete, but the salt water will probably sweep in and drown everyone in it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (sy5kK)

699 Kurt Cobain was a weird fucker. Nirvana had some cool songs, but the way the music media built him up into some kind of god was beyond retarded.


His departure did clear the way for the Foo Fighters. Not sure that would have happened with Curt around

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (Jzz++)

700 "Dave Grohl turned out mostly normal; ignoring the usual leftie politics."

He's from Springfield, VA, FWIW.
I wouldn't call a guy as skilled as he is, "normal", but I get what you're saying.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (KAi1n)

701 Shame the complimentary Valu-Rite only comes in self-serve, mini plastic airline bottles though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (+WWsf)

702 Miklosian Enterprises addresses all modalities without waffling! Please to be Thanking you
Posted by: Pete Bog


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Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Charleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

703 This dead Kurt sounds a lot like Kurt who comments trolllingly on here periodically.

Posted by: From That Time at September 13, 2021 11:55 PM (4780s)

704 It's all reinforced concrete, but the salt water will probably sweep in and drown everyone in it.

Just the lucky ones. Then there's the people who will be trapped in their cars in a dark flooded tunnel, slowly suffocating.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:56 PM (SchxB)

705 629 I'm hoping the religious objection path will be open.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 13, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)

I'm going to go that route. I'm not sure who is going to be making the decisions on them, though. If it's our HR department, I'll probably have to just get fired. If it's our CEO, I might have a chance.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 13, 2021 11:24 PM (hP4QN)

Count on the lawsuits that follow to pay out fired people bigly, but in the meantime, the job situation will suck bigtime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

706 Shame the complimentary Valu-Rite only comes in self-serve, mini plastic airline bottles though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Ain't no mini-fridge here. Hell ain't nothing mini, especially Darleen.

Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Carleenville GA at September 13, 2021 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

707 most of life is following the things you care about. The people who are interested in the world will branch out to learn about things outside of their wheel house. But few can learn everything, you are going to mainly focus on things you care about.

So i was in a store the other day and some random guy had a tee shirt that said FN USA on it and had some other pics. I said to him, "that is a cool shirt. I bet very few around here know what that shirt means". He said, "I don't know what it means, I got it from a thrift store".

it was an interesting wake up call. It was not the first time I mentioned something about a shirt and the wearer had no clue what i was talking about.I guess I am privileged in that if I wear a logo on my clothes, the one thing I will be able to do it say what it is about. Some can't do that, and that is a reminder about the world.

Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 11:57 PM (WAo1l)

708 This dead Kurt sounds a lot like Kurt who comments trolllingly on here periodically.

The dead Kurt still has his thoughts more tightly organized, despite spaying his brain all over a wall.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 13, 2021 11:58 PM (SchxB)

709 ... It's all reinforced concrete, but the salt water will probably sweep in and drown everyone in it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2021 11:54 PM (sy5kK)
------------------

Just remember, if you see an extremely low tide....

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2021 11:58 PM (Foy17)

710 This dead Kurt sounds a lot like Kurt who comments trolllingly on here periodically.
Posted by: From That Time at September 13, 2021 11:55 PM (4780s)

You know one troll that's gone radio-silent lately? The one whose name rhymes with "bacon". He was always expressing his love for Jesus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2021 11:59 PM (1OquP)

711 He actually once said, if you're a conservative, don't listen to his music. Anyway, now I miss him a lot less.

-

and what, this was in 1992? eh, whatever pain he had made him write some good music, define an era, marry a crazy stripper, and get killed by that stripper. so, win some, lose some.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 14, 2021 12:00 AM (ZZK0E)

712 and yeah, in 1991 most of us were divided on the whole grunge thing, the marketing thereof and some fools pretend that there wasn't also really ... uh ... new rap and hip hop coming around then too to define the era.

But shit man, Nirvana Unplugged and then boom done, what an exit.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 14, 2021 12:01 AM (ZZK0E)

713 Just remember, if you see an extremely low tide....
Posted by: Braenyard

Rake. Bucket. Oysters.

Posted by: Miklos will on occasion work for his dinner at September 14, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

714 You know one troll that's gone radio-silent lately? The one whose name rhymes with "bacon". He was always expressing his love for Jesus.

You don't think his lawn guy, Jesus, found out and vigorously "explained" that he don't swing that way, do you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 14, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)

715 Goodnight, beloved Horde!

Be strong and courageous and seek the One Who saves.

Posted by: Emmie at September 14, 2021 12:02 AM (6RgRK)

716 Midnight hour has come.
Thanks for the enjoyable evening.
g'night

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2021 12:02 AM (Foy17)

717 628 Bribe? Whatever are you ruffians on about? This is a gratuity, utterly unremarkable for services rendered, and most definitely not a bribe. A bribe.
------------------------

Aren't most of Hunter Biden's paintings, selling for $500,000 each, already pre-sold?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 12:03 AM (sy5kK)

718 Posted by: Emmie at September 14, 2021 12:02 AM (6RgRK)

716 Midnight hour has come.
Thanks for the enjoyable evening.
g'night
Posted by: Braenyard

G'night, chirrens

Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at September 14, 2021 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

719 So i was in a store the other day and some random guy had a tee shirt that said FN USA on it and had some other pics. I said to him, "that is a cool shirt. I bet very few around here know what that shirt means". He said, "I don't know what it means, I got it from a thrift store".

it was an interesting wake up call. It was not the first time I mentioned something about a shirt and the wearer had no clue what i was talking about.I guess I am privileged in that if I wear a logo on my clothes, the one thing I will be able to do it say what it is about. Some can't do that, and that is a reminder about the world.
Posted by: Quint at September 13, 2021 11:57 PM (WAo1l)

Heh! Count me on the other side of that divide. Was wearing an Ohio State black sweatshirt with the Hawkeyes logo on it. Some guy asks me, "So, you're a Hawkeyes fan?" Me, "huh?" He points at shirt. "Oh, I got that at Goodwill. Nice black sweatshirt. They didn't have any without logos."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:04 AM (1OquP)

720 Aren't most of Hunter Biden's paintings, selling for $500,000 each, already pre-sold?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I plan to buy some flea market stuff, forge Hunter's signature, and $$$$$$

Who's gonna call me on it?

Posted by: Miklos, trained by some of the best at September 14, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

721 Have to pretend to work tomorrow, so I might as well be awake for it.

Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 14, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)

722 I was in Paris once and a guy had a full on Miami Dolphins licensed coat. I asked him about it and he said he had no clue who the Miami Dolphins were or what they did.

Ironically, I met up with a Frenchman in London at a bar and we joined up in a trivia contest. He was knew more details about the NFL than I did, and his team was the Miami Dolphins.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:05 AM (WAo1l)

723 Niters, Blanco and Miklos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:06 AM (1OquP)

724 702 Miklosian Enterprises addresses all modalities without waffling! Please to be Thanking you
Posted by: Pete Bog

Gift Cards Available
Posted by: Miklosian Enterprises, Charleenville SC at September 13, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

725 So i was in a store the other day and some random guy had a tee shirt that said FN USA on it



Not FN-The Belgian home of J. Moses Browning?

They make most of the US military rifles and sidearms here in SC.

Posted by: Miklos, not a gub thread at September 14, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

726 Disheartening to see that Trump is deluded about the vaccine and why people are refusing it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2021 12:07 AM (fkT7s)

727 See- collidge students wearing the Che t-shirts

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 14, 2021 12:09 AM (+I6Y/)

728 Niters, Blanco and Miklos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I ain't calling it quits.

Not more than half drunk and shift change at the Waffle House at 2.



Posted by: Miklos with a can-do attitude at September 14, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

729 Voters in Cali recall vote are told they have already voted. How strange.
https://tinyurl.com/22p3n695

Posted by: MikeM at September 14, 2021 12:10 AM (KkKWo)

730 If as the abortion-rights supporters say, it's wrong to violate a woman's bodily integrity in order to save lives, then why is it okay to violate a person's bodily integrity with a vaccine to save lives?

The abortion folks should be worried about vaccine mandates. If the courts uphold them, then what's to stop the Supreme Court from using that precedent to allow the government to save unborn baby's lives?

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 14, 2021 12:11 AM (I46J/)

731 So i was in a store the other day and some random guy had a tee shirt that said FN USA on it



Not FN-The Belgian home of J. Moses Browning?

They make most of the US military rifles and sidearms here in SC.

Posted by: Miklos, not a gub thread at September 14, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

yeah, the FN-USA headquarters is near here. But I still figured not on in a hundred would recognize the term. What i didn't expect was the guy wearing the shirt had no idea what it meant. Again a wake up call in some ways. Some guys just need a shirt.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:11 AM (WAo1l)

732 "But the control groups for the "vaxx"-es were eliminated.

They shot up everybody in the control groups.
Posted by: Miklos, asuuming that this is the common knowledgge at September 13, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)"

Uh yeah man, we control group now.

Posted by: somedood at September 14, 2021 12:13 AM (s3j76)

733 "The abortion folks should be worried about vaccine mandates. If the courts uphold them, then what's to stop the Supreme Court from using that precedent to allow the government to save unborn baby's lives?
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 14, 2021 12:11 AM (I46J/)"

One would think that everyone understood by now that cute arguments and precedents aren't an impediment to anything the deep state and/or uniparty desire.

This is the fundamental error people are making in understanding modern (leftist, nominally) ruling class ideology:

There is no ideology. "We're good and therefore what we want is right, you are bad and therefore your position is wrong, and we are entitled to take what we want". That's it. It's as simple as a crackhead taking your wallet at gunpoint in an alley.

Consistency means NOTHING, because literally the ONLY thing they believe in is that they're entitled to get what they want. It is Orwell meets Stalin plus Calvinball.

Posted by: somedood at September 14, 2021 12:16 AM (s3j76)

734 Some guys just need a shirt.
Posted by: Quint

*kind of an approving glare*

Posted by: Paul Anka at September 14, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

735 Hello all. I've just finished working advance polls in the Canadian federal elections. I'm exhausted and somewhat disturbed by how attractive and young d45-year-old women look.
Good grief, how old am I to think 45-year-olds are young.
I am disheartened.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:18 AM (cSyAR)

736 I am, however, happy to say my dog still loves me after my being away for 55 hours over the last four days.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:19 AM (cSyAR)

737 @730: "The abortion folks should be worried about vaccine mandates."

People who rely on the most emotional "greater good" arguments are the same people who could never imagine anyone disagreeing with them, or worse, elected politicians doing anything differently than they would.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:20 AM (+WWsf)

738 Good grief, how old am I to think 45-year-olds are young.
I am disheartened.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

Hearten up.

Save a young 45 year old lass from her fate-as-of-today.



Posted by: Benificently Being Miklos at September 14, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

739 I've been unable to express a political opinion lately but if Senile Joe and Justin Trudeau bumped heads the resulting reverberation from hollow meeting hollow could destroy the know universe.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:21 AM (cSyAR)

740 *kind of an approving glare*

Posted by: Paul Anka at September 14, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

nothing like a glare to make one feel appreciated.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:22 AM (WAo1l)

741 But I still figured not on in a hundred would recognize the term. What i didn't expect was the guy wearing the shirt had no idea what it meant. Again a wake up call in some ways. Some guys just need a shirt.
Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:11 AM (WAo1l)

Every year, both Super Bowl teams have a shirt and hat pre-printed declaring them the winner. The winners wear theirs seconds after the game is over and wear them when being interviewed. The team that doesn't win ships all that stuff to Africa, I believe, to hand out to those in need.
It actually makes sense and somewhere far, far away, some people get free new shirts and hats. With the wrong winning team. Every year.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

742 "I am disheartened."

Put that helmet on, soldier!

Posted by: Gen. Patton at September 14, 2021 12:24 AM (aAP3z)

743 People who rely on the most emotional "greater good" arguments are the same people who could never imagine anyone disagreeing with them, or worse, elected politicians doing anything differently than they would.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Venn diagram-

-would never eat GMO Frankenfood

-accept and insist that others get an mRNA injection that makes you a Genetically Modified Organism

Posted by: Beatific Miklos, all is so clear at September 14, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

744 722 I was in Paris once and a guy had a full on Miami Dolphins licensed coat. I asked him about it and he said he had no clue who the Miami Dolphins were or what they did.


I saw a guy in Kampala once wearing an Alexander Ovechkin t-shirt. I'm sure the guy doesn't even know what ice is.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:25 AM (cSyAR)

745 Northernlurkerish, in other news, I've started referring to our Minneapolis mayor, Jacob Frey, as "Mini Trudeau" or "Baby Trudeau." Same smarmy metrosexual vibe with half the charisma and intelligence. May not seem possible, but lemme assure you that it is.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:25 AM (+WWsf)

746 nothing like a glare to make one feel appreciated.
Posted by: Quint

"The guys get shirts!"

-Paul Anka

Posted by: Miklos, citing the Big Book of Hordeology at September 14, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

747 Hello all. I've just finished working advance polls in the Canadian federal elections. I'm exhausted and somewhat disturbed by how attractive and young d45-year-old women look.
Good grief, how old am I to think 45-year-olds are young.
I am disheartened.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:18 AM (cSyAR)

Witness any hinky activities on the part of the Liberals?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:26 AM (1OquP)

748 Does anyone here have any Amtrak experience?
I want to go from Oakland to DC in comfort.
3 days travel.
I have the money, I have the time.
Private room.
I hate flying.
Is the food any good?
Is there a warm place to take a dump?

Posted by: casual observer 4501 at September 14, 2021 12:27 AM (aAP3z)

749 747 Hello all. I've just finished working advance polls in the Canadian federal elections. I'm exhausted and somewhat disturbed by how attractive and young d45-year-old women look.
Good grief, how old am I to think 45-year-olds are young.
I am disheartened.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:18 AM (cSyAR)

Witness any hinky activities on the part of the Liberals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:26 AM (1OquP)


Not at the polling booth, to be honest, but this part of Alberta is not exacting Liberal heartland.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:28 AM (cSyAR)

750 "I am disheartened."

Put that helmet on, soldier!
Posted by: Gen. Patton

And wear a raincoat!

Posted by: Omar Bradly, thinking logistics at September 14, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

751 Despite my exhaustion I'm having a rum and cook. Tomorrow I will see if the dog still likes me. And then I will go to the local for beer.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:29 AM (cSyAR)

752 It actually makes sense and somewhere far, far away, some people get free new shirts and hats. With the wrong winning team. Every year.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

That is good info. I recall pga tour players wear stuff only once and the rest goes to charity. There are people in real need, that is the reality of the world. Our system is the best ever devised. And we give people second, third, and even fourth chances. Some slip though the cracks and that should be acknowledged. At that point it comes down to chaplains, family, etc. But there are those who miss out on all of that. That tiny discussion was a wake up call to me. I thought he and I would have something in common, but we didn't.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (WAo1l)

753 Northernlurkerish, if you don't mind a very brief summary of election process up in the (soon to be) frozen North.

Voter ID?
Paper ballots?
How many days to vote, how secure are absentee ballots?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (OTzUX)

754 casual observer 4501


Have you booked a "bedroom" or a "sleeper"?

What is the name of the train? It matters in terms of food etc.

Posted by: Miklos, gently rocking to sleep with the rails at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

755 A fit 45-year-old in a muscle shirt looks kind of hot despite the face mask.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:31 AM (cSyAR)

756 There's a bunch of California Zephyr (SF to Chicago) reviews on YouTube showing the room options, standard meals, views, layovers, etc. Amtrak seems to have spawned a cottage industry of reviewers and complimentary rides. Search around for some of the longer videos with higher view counts and skip around.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:33 AM (+WWsf)

757 A fit 45-year-old in a muscle shirt looks kind of hot despite the face mask.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

Depends on the "muscle"

Posted by: Miklos, in the I of the beholder at September 14, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

758 753 Northernlurkerish, if you don't mind a very brief summary of election process up in the (soon to be) frozen North.

Voter ID?
Paper ballots?
How many days to vote, how secure are absentee ballots?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (OTzUX)

Everyone, without exception, has to show voter ID. I mean that's not hard. Driver's licences are preferred but with some type of paper ID, a Costco Cardio works.
Yes, all ballots are paper.
There are four days of advance polling. I'm not sure about mail-in but it ends tomorrow.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:34 AM (cSyAR)

759 Thank you, Walter Freeman!
I was thinking of driving, but I would rather conserve my energy.

Posted by: casual observer 4501 at September 14, 2021 12:35 AM (aAP3z)

760 What is the name of the train? It matters in terms of food etc.
Posted by: Miklos, gently rocking to sleep with the rails at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

"Riding on the City of Scranton,

Illinois Central, Monday morning rail.

Baked beans were hard as bullets,

And the toilet is so full, it's

A lead-pipe cinch that the drain will fail".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:35 AM (1OquP)

761 Yes, all ballots are paper.
There are four days of advance polling. I'm not sure about mail-in but it ends tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

Just flew in from voting in Canada

And boy are my thumbs purple

Posted by: Miklos, who admits to never having tried the veal himself at September 14, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

762 May 2021: this guy has taken most if not all Amtrak routes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1gRPEZdKyI

June 2021; less talk, more IG like subtitles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONY0pBwrsA

Feb 2021; six minute nerdy video on Zephyr mistakes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okR0XTu86_w

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:37 AM (+WWsf)

763 BTW I did accept Costco photo cards as ID. Providing photo ID is not hard.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:39 AM (cSyAR)

764 A lead-pipe cinch that the drain will fail".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


*embraces beloved Ol' Joe*

*hands Joe plunger and rubber gloves*

Posted by: Amtrak conductor Angelo who retired years ago and said it never happened at September 14, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

765 I'm political geeky enough to web stream multiple Canadian television channels on election night to follow the returns here in the States. I gotta say you folks seem to do things right. Same goes for the Brits. Really kinda scary (embarrassing) just how ass backwards our elections are compared to the rest of the Anglosphere.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:39 AM (+WWsf)

766 Really kinda scary (embarrassing) just how ass backwards our elections are compared to the rest of the Anglosphere.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:39 AM (+WWsf)

We still manage to elect mostly the wrong people, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (1OquP)

767 BTW I was required to wear a face mask and I did. Over the course of four days I saw maybe four people who refused to wear them.
Tonight there was a woman a t-shirt saying something about rejecting vaccination mandates.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (cSyAR)

768 *embraces beloved Ol' Joe*

Links they say

So Biteme lies


https://tinyurl.com/4hk3xmnp

Posted by: Miklos, not LinkedIn at September 14, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

769 Tonight there was a woman a t-shirt saying something about rejecting vaccination mandates.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (cSyAR)

I hope you gave her a friendly wink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:44 AM (1OquP)

770 @759: "I was thinking of driving, but I would rather conserve my energy."

My dad did a DC to Arizona trip back in the mid-'00s, but I think that was a southerly route outta Chicago into Texas then west. He enjoyed it quite a bit. If you're in no rush, and you like staring out windows, listening to books on tape, talking with strangers, etc., then it's a nifty way to travel. Definitely the sorta thing you'll remember for years to come.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:44 AM (+WWsf)

771
We still manage to elect mostly the wrong people, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (1OquP)

True enough.

The paper system has potential for human error. I have no doubt I made mistakes processing almost 1,000 voters by myself. But ultimately I think the system is honest.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:45 AM (cSyAR)

772 BTW I was required to wear a face mask and I did. Over the course of four days I saw maybe four people who refused to wear them.
Tonight there was a woman a t-shirt saying something about rejecting vaccination mandates.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (cSyAR)

I liked Mulroney. I am sure many don't like him as that is the nature of politics. My dad could not stand JFK, though he was way to the right of any national Dem since.

I am no sure why Canada, AUS, and NZ have decided on the path they are on. Hell, the Brits love to bash Repubs but they have voted conservative recently many more times than we have.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:46 AM (WAo1l)

773 Tonight there was a woman a t-shirt saying something about rejecting vaccination mandates.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:42 AM (cSyAR)

I hope you gave her a friendly wink.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"My body, your choice. Also drinks and conversation, if required"

Posted by: Miklos, needs moar t-shirts at September 14, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

774 Thanks Northernlurkerish. Consistent with what I'd read.

As Walter Freeman noted, far better than a lot of the US - and *all* of the big "blue" states. All.

And as I've noted in the past, the US or EU would not likely recognize elections in a new democratic country that was run like big blue US states do theirs. If (as is often the case), administrative capacity is low, you default to purple fingers. A simple and basically fraud-proof system.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 14, 2021 12:47 AM (OTzUX)

775 But ultimately I think the system is honest.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

The people are the system.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Noted Canadian Marshall McLuhan at September 14, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

776 I liked Mulroney. I am sure many don't like him as that is the nature of politics. My dad could not stand JFK, though he was way to the right of any national Dem since.

I am no sure why Canada, AUS, and NZ have decided on the path they are on. Hell, the Brits love to bash Repubs but they have voted conservative recently many more times than we have.
Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 12:46 AM (WAo1l)

Mulroney was the least-worst option at the time. This go-round, I don't know if we have a least-worst option. All three major parties suck diseased donkey dick, and none of the fringe/regional parties have a ghost of a chance to form a government, or even being the prop under a minority government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 12:50 AM (1OquP)

777 748 Does anyone here have any Amtrak experience?
I want to go from Oakland to DC in comfort.
3 days travel.I have the money, I have the time.
Private room.I hate flying.Is the food any good?
Is there a warm place to take a dump?
Posted by: casual observer 4501 at September 14, 2021 12:27 AM (aAP3z)

Little LCD is, as we speak, on this route from Seattle to Oakland (Emeryville maybe?), through Denver, and onto Chicago. Then he changes trains and is going to DC for 3 days, back to Chicago, then Minneapolis, and back to Seattle.
He picked up an unlimited 30 day pass a few months back for a couple hundred dollars. He had the time before school starts, and is having a good time. Little GF had to work, but she flew into Denver last weekend and they met a couple from home that recently moved there, then GF is flying back home 'cuz work.
He's never done anything like this and is having fun.

The train is a great way to travel if you have time, better overall than flying by far, IMO. Did it long ago, and the food was fine, cheaper than airport food. And the views are great.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 12:51 AM (sy5kK)

778 A simple and basically fraud-proof system.

Posted by: rhomboid

In the period of post-communism c.1990-1991, the US government defined a "free" economy, and a "free" country as one in which government percent of GDP was below 50%.

Most foreign aid was contingent upon that.

Today, the USA could not recognize itself as free or free market.

Posted by: Miklos, misty water coloured memories of youth at September 14, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

779 I, personally, worked my ass off to give everyone an opportunity to vote.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2021 12:53 AM (cSyAR)

780 And the views are great.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

If you can push your mask down enough to see.

Posted by: Miklos, no time soon at September 14, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

781 Once took the Silver Crescent from Atlanta to New Orleans. Arrived *rather* intoxicated.

The Nancy Hanks used to make daily round trips from Savannah to Atlanta. It was deluxe. Many Savanah women would take the Nancy Hanks to Atlanta, spend the day shopping, and be on the train back home in the evening.

The train was named not for Abe Lincolns mother, but rather for this horse: https://tinyurl.com/hbt2hefd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2021 12:55 AM (CTJwJ)

782 3 days travel.I have the money, I have the time.
Private room.I hate flying.Is the food any good?
-

as with everything else, there are youtube channels devoted to AMTRAK travel. Obviously, get a room if you got the money. The cool thing about the trek is that amtrak has observation cars from which you can view the desert and other parts of America as it flies by.

Of course, cuck mask bullshit, but if you have a room you can take it off, eh?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 14, 2021 12:55 AM (ZZK0E)

783 as in the channels show what the rooms and seats are like.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 14, 2021 12:56 AM (ZZK0E)

784 one more comment, the food on Amtrak, even "first class" is mid tier Sysco. You'll see.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 14, 2021 12:57 AM (ZZK0E)

785 AOP: You guys can always go proportion representation, straight up or mixed with some FPTP, and enjoy cobbling together weird ass coalition governments like the Germans, Italians, Israelis, etc.! I'm sure that'd be fun.

*chuckles*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:57 AM (+WWsf)

786 @771: "The paper system has potential for human error."

First, quick pass, sure, but anything close enough to require a recount is infinitely more trustworthy than the hodgepodge of punchcard, electronic, and paper scanned ballots we've got here within individual states, never mind across the whole country.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:57 AM (+WWsf)

787 Food on Amtrak seems to be all over the place. Recent years, Amtrak has cheapened some routes, brought back "full service" airline type meals after complaints, then COVID made things weird with pre-packaged stuff, but some of that's gone now, so who knows.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:59 AM (+WWsf)

788 AOP: You guys can always go proportion representation, straight up or mixed with some FPTP, and enjoy cobbling together weird ass coalition governments like the Germans, Italians, Israelis, etc.! I'm sure that'd be fun.

*chuckles*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 12:57 AM (+WWsf)

Problem with those other systems, is that the major parties then run stalking horses to game the preferential ballot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 01:00 AM (1OquP)

789 Well, it has gone midnight here. Time for me to get some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2021 01:01 AM (1OquP)

790 AOP: You guys can always go proportion representation, straight up or mixed with some FPTP, and enjoy cobbling together weird ass coalition governments like the Germans, Italians, Israelis, etc.! I'm sure that'd be fun.

*chuckles*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

I will join the American version of the Israeli ultra-Nationalist Zionists party. Always the kingmakers (except now).

Posted by: Miklos, Party of One at September 14, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

791 Adios AOP

Posted by: Miklos, feeling restful hisself at September 14, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

792 I'm zonking out too; until next time, hordlings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 14, 2021 01:05 AM (+WWsf)

793 Consistency means NOTHING, because literally the ONLY thing they believe in is that they're entitled to get what they want. It is Orwell meets Stalin plus Calvinball.
Posted by: somedood at September 14, 2021 12:16 AM (s3j76)

I agree that it won't be an impediment to the left. But there are still some conservative judges out there, even on the Supreme Court, who may be able to use a decision to uphold vaccine mandates as a means to overturn Roe. Or at least, to permit more protections for the unborn. Both decisions would uphold a state's right to violate a person's bodily integrity in order to save lives.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 14, 2021 01:10 AM (T5F2S)

794 758 753 Northernlurkerish, if you don't mind a very brief summary of election process up in the (soon to be) frozen North.
Voter ID? Paper ballots? How many days to vote, how secure are absentee ballots?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 14, 2021 12:30 AM (OTzUX)
Everyone, without exception, has to show voter ID. I mean that's not hard. Driver's licences are preferred but with some type of paper ID, a Costco Cardio works.
Yes, all ballots are paper.
There are four days of advance polling. I'm not sure about mail-in but it ends tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 14, 2021 12:34 AM (cSyAR)

Voting. Sure. But we're counting them.

Posted by: Josef Stalin and Dominion Voting Systems at September 14, 2021 01:13 AM (sy5kK)

795 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2021 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)

796 Good talking with friends here, see you all again soon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2021 01:19 AM (sy5kK)

797 Well, a fuck me day just got worse. Gropey Joe is sending Alaska 100 "refugees" from Afghanistan. Rape is us is on the move north. As if I didn't already have to carry because of the California lawyers, now we have rapey goat humpers. What in hell do they think they will do up here?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 14, 2021 01:25 AM (SDdx5)

798 Yes, this is true and in some places, they are saying the quiet part out loud.

Israel is a 'laboratory' for the vaxx:

https://tinyurl.com/vxwf8e3a


I think I saw this movie once before...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected president and covid came from a Chinese laboratory at September 14, 2021 01:27 AM (l0Cy4)

799 What in hell do they think they will do up here?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Freeze to death this winter?

A girl can dream.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:30 AM (dB4Iz)

800 Weird, totally off topic question based on videos I've been watching but if you were Stevie Ray Vaughan's guitar would you want a cigarette afterwards?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2021 01:32 AM (cSyAR)

801 Which guitarist makes the sweetest love to his guitar?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2021 01:33 AM (cSyAR)

802 Haha, N.L. Urker!

If I were SRV's guitar, I'd probably want an ice-pack afterwards. And a couple of Motrin.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:34 AM (dB4Iz)

803 Unless you were watching Riviera Paradise, in which case, yes would want that ciggy.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:37 AM (dB4Iz)

804 I saw a guitarist say the the thing that made SRV special was how big and strong his hands were. Apparently he used fairly heavy gauge strings, which he could bend like no one else.
What do I know?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 14, 2021 01:38 AM (cSyAR)

805 Tcn, where is info on refugee 'shipments'?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:39 AM (dB4Iz)

806 Hmmm

Posted by: MiklosBot Support Team at September 14, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

807 Don't everyone talk at once....

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:44 AM (dB4Iz)

808 805 Tcn, where is info on refugee 'shipments'?
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:39 AM (dB4Iz)

https://mustreadalaska.com/
afghan-refugees-heading-to-anchorage/

Take out the space.

Damned filthy muzzies.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 14, 2021 01:45 AM (SDdx5)

809 *pours everyone a drink*

Posted by: MiklosBot Outreach and User Experience Team at September 14, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

810 "As if I didn't already have to carry because of the California lawyers"

WTH did I do?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2021 01:49 AM (KAi1n)

811 Damned filthy muzzies.
Posted by: tcn in AK

"welcome. Your diet will consist entirely of whale blubber. You must catch such whales. This the way of our People."

Posted by: Miklosian Tribal Council of the 49th state at September 14, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

812 Uh yeah man, we control group now.

Posted by: somedood at September 14, 2021 12:13 AM (s3j76)


Some head honcho type dude at Pfizer recently said something along the lines of "Israel is our laboratory, as they are heavily vaccinated with our shots."

In other words, lab rats. Yeah. They've already rolled out 3rd shots, and are talking about #4. And still, delta variant kicked their asses.

Hey Israelis, at least ask for a chunk of cheese. *squeak*

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 14, 2021 01:52 AM (F0YaR)

813 Not just hogwash

Folderol and pishtash
Posted by: Miklos

Elephant talk: https://vimeo.com/283273493

Posted by: Hunter S Biden at September 14, 2021 01:53 AM (y7zkd)

814 Thanks, tcn. So, 100 goathumpers or 100 families?

Seems unclear. Perhaps deliberately so.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:53 AM (dB4Iz)

815 off junkie sock

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 14, 2021 01:53 AM (y7zkd)

816 Thank you, MiklosBot Outreach and User Experience Team, for the drink!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:54 AM (dB4Iz)

817 And I see at 798

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected president and covid came from a Chinese laboratory at September 14, 2021 01:27 AM (l0Cy4)

That she has already covered the Pfizer lab rat news.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 14, 2021 01:55 AM (F0YaR)

818 LOL!! @Miklosian Tribal Council-- love it!

Q: Is whale blubber halal?

A: Who cares? It's what's for dinner!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 01:56 AM (dB4Iz)

819 >>>I don't think people are going to want to not go to work or not go to college

Psycho.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 01:56 AM (ya129)

820 In other words, lab rats. Yeah.


https://tinyurl.com/7pxbuth4

Posted by: Larry, Moe, Curley and Miklos at September 14, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

821 Elephant talk: https://vimeo.com/283273493
Posted by: Hunter S Biden

This is a Fine Accompaniment to Current Beverage

Posted by: Miklos, down to ne monocle at this hour at September 14, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

822 "I don't think people are going to want to not go to work or not go to college"

Saw that and thought: You sure about that, 'doctor' Fucky?

Millions have been happily sitting on their asses for many years *and* never went to college...

I for sure don't want to do either. Not now, anyway.

Dipshit.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 02:03 AM (dB4Iz)

823 I for sure don't want to do either. Not now, anyway.

Dipshit.
Posted by: JQ

I am actually enrolled in two (2) Kollidges at present. Online, but having a hard time with the sis-boom-ba the kids are all about.

Posted by: Miklos, needing his boater and raccoon skin coat in me for the Big Game at September 14, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

824 You all here hereby left to your various Devices.

Posted by: Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at September 14, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

825 Sorry Miklos, got carried away.

Hope you're able to Power Through the BS and get the education you desire.

Wish I'd done teh kollidj thang when younger.

I do not possess the self-restraint to 'closet' my conservatism, as is now required for passing grades.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 02:13 AM (dB4Iz)

826 Joe, probably just saw a memo saying 100 afghanis had to go somewhere, and said to himself, "Alasaka is cold. I'll bet they could use some extra blankets. Brrrr."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2021 02:23 AM (QU5/8)

827 WTF are Afghanistanis going to do in Alaska but rape, pillage and vote Democrat?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 02:44 AM (2JoB8)

828 827 WTF are Afghanistanis going to do in Alaska but rape, pillage and vote Democrat?
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 02:44 AM (2JoB

Well, up there they have a high chance of 'getting lost and just disappearing'

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 14, 2021 02:51 AM (+I6Y/)

829 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2021 02:55 AM (arJlL)

830 827 WTF are Afghanistanis going to do in Alaska but rape, pillage and vote Democrat?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 02:44 AM (2JoB


Bears gotta eat, same as the worms *with apologies to Josey Wales*

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 14, 2021 02:55 AM (F0YaR)

831 have a chance at 1k...cmon people!

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 14, 2021 02:58 AM (+I6Y/)

832 Bears gotta eat, same as the worms *with apologies to Josey Wales*
Posted by: GnuBreed,

Yer not Unforgiven, less'n you ask for forgiveness.

Posted by: The Outlaw Miklos, who has been to Wales at September 14, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

833 Afghanistanis-->Afghans

according to The Economist:

"Afghan" as a demonym preceded "Afghanistan" as a country. Its people, therefore, are properly Afghans in English. In this way they're a bit like Baloch, Uzbeks, Tajiks and Kazakhs. In fact, "Pakistanis" are the only common and indisputably correct modern "stanis".

https://tinyurl.com/5asavt7u

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 02:59 AM (ya129)

834 m thanks for clearing it up, shorter anyway

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 03:05 AM (2JoB8)

835 And luckily, taking "blankets" to "Afghans" creates huge possibilities for puns.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:06 AM (ya129)

836 >>>I don't think people are going to want to not go to work or not go to college

Psycho.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 01:56 AM (yxik'

college is mostly a scam. I remember 25 years ago a legit prof admitted most kids had no reason for being in college. I loved history as did he so we were a small group really. But the idea most need to go to college to make their way in the world is warped. Most proffs don't have the answers and mostly they only care about their own answers.

Looking at today,it it ten times worse than 1995. Now you have people paid to turn you into a leftist. And people will spend hundreds of thousands to turn their kids into Leftists. I don't get it. A better idea would be to make the high school teach them something and then give them a $100,000 to buy some some land and start a business.

Posted by: Quint at September 14, 2021 03:08 AM (WAo1l)

837 "Afghan" as a demonym preceded "Afghanistan" as a country.

Pffft

Pffft we Say

-The Argentine

-The Gold Coast

-The Ivory Coast

-Tales of the South Pacific

Posted by: Miklos likes countries that declare their prepositions at September 14, 2021 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

838 then give them a $100,000 to buy some some land and start a business.
Posted by: Quint

Peter Thiel has been doing that

Posted by: Miklos notes at September 14, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

839 835 And luckily, taking "blankets" to "Afghans" creates huge possibilities for puns.
Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:06 AM (ya129)

Miklos, I was kind of giving you a slowball, there.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:15 AM (ya129)

840 . . . not that you need a slowball.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:18 AM (ya129)

841 And luckily, taking "blankets" to "Afghans" creates huge possibilities for puns.
Posted by: m

Like taking coals to Newcastle

Posted by: Miklos notes that it is already past 10 AM at Lake Balton at September 14, 2021 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

842 And luckily, taking "blankets" to "Afghans" creates huge possibilities for puns.
Posted by: m


hmmm


*knits brows*

Posted by: Miklosian Unibrow (let Afghan puns Pass) at September 14, 2021 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

843 Did see and divided it up, Sundowner wats to give every Afgan $86,000, that's man, woman, woman, young teenage girl, child, child, and child. $86,000. Of course a chunk of that will go to the bureaucracy to control those funds

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 03:24 AM (2JoB8)

844 Did see and divided it up, Sundowner wats to give every Afgan $86,000,

I got the three for that price RIGHT NOW

Grandma never thought her handiwork would be so valuable

Posted by: Miklos, thinking I should call it "HadjiWork" at September 14, 2021 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

845 843 Did see and divided it up, Sundowner wats to give every Afgan $86,000, that's man, woman, woman, young teenage girl, child, child, and child. $86,000. Of course a chunk of that will go to the bureaucracy to control those funds

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 03:24 AM (2JoB


Uh, math issue -- He wants to send the talis $86 million, there are ~40 million Afghans iirc , that's two bucks a head.

Mind you now, anything above zero.zero.zero is too much, but

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 14, 2021 03:41 AM (F0YaR)

846 No that's going to Afgans there, the article and math was on Afgans Here.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 03:47 AM (2JoB8)

847 https://tinyurl.com/2zvre764
Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2021 03:48 AM (2JoB8)

848 I could put that kind of money to good use...can I identify as Afghan?

Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 14, 2021 03:49 AM (2pPWs)

849 86 million... Huh. How many bombs would that purchase, plus the fuel and planes to deliver them?

Oh, right. That's why we (not "we", but you know) left some of our citizens there. To protect our enemy.

Fcuk Joe Biden.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 14, 2021 03:50 AM (dB4Iz)

850 Yay, Miklos comes through with Miklosian punnitry.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:53 AM (ya129)

851 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 14, 2021 03:56 AM (ya129)

852 https://tinyurl.com/zve5zeyd

Posted by: aelfheld at September 14, 2021 08:27 AM (Zy9Yy)

853 Elder is not only wrong he is stupid. This is a G.rand O.le P.inworm idea which has been wrong since Amnesty Reagan. These people/demons must be defeated, there can be no compromise. That you people don't see this is a measure of how braniwashed, dumb, and out of touch you all are. If you are all not actual GloboHomo neoliberals you are their tools. Your continued failure to see what is right before your eyes is telling. If you wonder why you never win anything start there.

Posted by: Dogbot's Ghost at September 14, 2021 08:27 AM (7E3C4)

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