White Leftist Woman Wearing a Gorilla Mask Throws an Egg at Larry Elder; Race-Crime Obsessed Media Refuses to Even Mention the Race-Crime

The white leftist woman's white leftist simps also got violent with Larry Elder's people as they attempted to protect him.

Here’s a psychotic lunatic in a gorilla mask throwing an egg at @larryelder then punching a security officer.

Perhaps Newsom’s surrogates and the mainstream media calling Larry a black white supremacist isn’t a good idea?

pic.twitter.com/6Yp7FYFH9a
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) September 8, 2021

The media is almost entirely embargoing it. The only mention in the national media came in a NYT story about Kumala Harris campaigning for Newsom. The racially-charged attack on a black gubernatorial candidate was only mentioned in paragraph 14 as some disposable color and flavor.

No mention at all in the Washington Post or at the LA Times, which has encouraged this type of attack by running story after story claiming that the black candidate is really a White Supremacist with a tan.

Update: f'd up says that Chris Plante found it on page 10 of the Washington Post.

CNN did give the racist attack on a politician a five second mention, a single time.

Hey, it's not as serious as a garage-door pull-rope at NASCAR, after all!

Speaking of -- are any FBI going to be assigned to this actual crime or nah?

Spoiler alert: Nah. The correct answer is "nah."

Posted by: Ace at 12:09 PM

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1 Yo.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 09, 2021 11:09 AM (DTX3h)

2 Good morning

Posted by: ballistic at September 09, 2021 11:10 AM (oXNqT)

3 Muffin Top Matron is lucky the security detail is a bunch of feeble old men. Because if she took a poke like that at me, she would be two bananas short of a bunch.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:11 AM (VpIIl)

4 Eggs-actly!

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:11 AM (CTJwJ)

5 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:11 AM (LvTSG)

6 This isn't racist because Larry Elder isn't actually black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)

7 Elder was clearly asking for an egging. What gives him the right to campaign anywhere he thinks fit?

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (ZsR3z)

8 White Leftist Woman Wearing a Gorilla Mask Throws an Egg at Larry Elder;

I assume cities are now burning down.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (DMQdU)

9 I waited for the well-deserved right hook aimed directly into the center mass of that stupid mask, but alas... it never came.

Posted by: weew at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (EaEMG)

10 15 FBI agents investigate a garage pull. Think they'll even send an intern on this?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (wAnMi)

11
Wicket Rises.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2021 11:13 AM (n+4am)

12 "No mention at all in the Washington Post"

Chris Plante says it was page 10.

Posted by: f'd at September 09, 2021 11:13 AM (Tnijr)

13 SAGE!! guess they weren't eldorados.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 09, 2021 11:13 AM (a5I8h)

14 I think this was a set up for a "violence erupts at..." headline. Gorilla girl was there to stir it up and that bald guy closed in way too fast to be random. I say he's a hired thug and couldn't name Larry Elder or identify him in a picture.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 09, 2021 11:13 AM (u1eUk)

15 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (yQpMk)

16 It was a guerrilla mask. Not a gorilla mask. So no racial animus intended at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

17 Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (W2Pud)

18 The man at the end who says "he ain't gonna get nothin done!"...is not wrong. Sad but California is fucked.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (P7Iz+)

19 Ah, glad you did this one ace. At the time I mentioned it yesterday, the full orwellian media act hadn't yet unfolded, so it's a more "ripe" story now.

Fairly good example of how far gone the country is.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (OTzUX)

20 I keep waiting for shit like this to reach critical mass yet nothing happens. Having an "opposition party" of cunts and eunuchs is a major part of the problem.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

21 This isn't racist because Larry Elder isn't actually black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)

I really hope this is a magic 8 ball "all signs point to yes" on Gavin's recall. They really shouldn't be as worried as they are. I have a feeling internal polling is showing massive Hispanic and Black support, which throws everything off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (wAnMi)

22 Gorilla bitch probably has a very punchable face.
Some teeth need to be re-arranged.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (LilNs)

23 A local man who lives in his van and promotes van life?
What, is he some kind of motivational speaker?

Posted by: f'd at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (Tnijr)

24 Odd. Seems like the racist obsessed Left doesn't actually care about racism at all.

Posted by: CA Token at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (+8LG8)

25 24 Odd. Seems like the racist obsessed Left doesn't actually care about racism at all.
Posted by: CA Token at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (+8LG

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Inconceivable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

27 We've been told for years how the monkey and gorilla masks employed against a black candidate are (rightly) racist. Where are all the defenders of comity and norms? Is nevertrump too busy soliciting male intern ass to care? The media too busy holding Joe's dribble cup?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (VpIIl)

28 If a black dem candidate even SAID they had an egg thrown at them by a maga, unwitnessed, of course, at night and the security camera was broken- it would be nonstop news for 2 days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (LXmEi)

29 It was a guerrilla mask. Not a gorilla mask. So no racial animus intended at all.

Huh, I missed the racial angle of the gorilla mask altogether. I'm getting slow. And yes, this was a setup.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (ZsR3z)

30 The MFM is covering the story, with a pillow.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (xopIz)

31 The noose is loose!!!

Posted by: Bubba "Karen" Wallace at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (TKmok)

32 Ace, they don't even make a pretense of treating all as equal under the law, but that notion has been dead for decades in truth.... all of our Marxist drift has come to fruition now. What is shocking is that anyone would be surprised.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (6Je/Q)

33 She threw from about 8 feet away and missed by a good 6 feet or so. Athleticism is not in her skill set.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (m45I2)

34 Pointing out the hypocrisy of the left is futile. They know. They don't care.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2021 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)

35 Turn about is fair play. I remember when this happened to then candidate Obama.

/s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (M4qcY)

36 It was a guerrilla mask. Not a gorilla mask. So no racial animus intended at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (iFTx/)
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Oh, you wish, h8ter.

Posted by: Guerilla gorillas at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (LBiAf)

37 I really hope this is a magic 8 ball "all signs point to yes" on Gavin's recall. They really shouldn't be as worried as they are. I have a feeling internal polling is showing massive Hispanic and Black support, which throws everything off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (wAnMi)

Rich Baris's polling revealed big Gruesome problems.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

38 Security guard should have pulled off the mask. Said it was racist and offensive. That would have at least exposed who she was.
It is so sick that a hoax or uncorroborated shout of a racist slur get smore coverage than a seen on camera racist attack on a public figure.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Y+l9t)

39 The fib has investigated and determined the egg was not a noose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (LXmEi)

40 She threw from about 8 feet away and missed by a good 6 feet or so. Athleticism is not in her skill set.

She still did better than Obama would.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (ZsR3z)

41 Hate crime! 20 to life if convicted!

Posted by: BignJames at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (AwYPR)

42 I think the woman in the gorilla mask was black (light skinned). The way she talks is a tell.

How you can just openly get away with assault nowadays is disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

43 I keep waiting for shit like this to reach critical mass yet nothing happens. Having an "opposition party" of cunts and eunuchs is a major part of the problem.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

We haven't had an opposition party for 20 years. They know we don't believe the kayfabe anymore so they don't even pretend to try for the most part. And in CA? They still blame that one republican who's been laying fetal in the corner since 1996. I keep hoping these are indicators of a sea change, but it never happens. We're completely on our own.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (wAnMi)

44 What was she thinking? I can't see how this would possibly further their goals.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (DMQdU)

45 37 I really hope this is a magic 8 ball "all signs point to yes" on Gavin's recall. They really shouldn't be as worried as they are. I have a feeling internal polling is showing massive Hispanic and Black support, which throws everything off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:15 AM (wAnMi)

Rich Baris's polling revealed big Gruesome problems.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

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Fingers crossed. It's California, though, so I'm not exactly holding my breath.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

46 Willowed:
FNC's Wallace on Biden Election Deniers: "I Don't, Frankly, Want to Hear Their Crap"
Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2021 11:07 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Cuts both ways, Wallace.

Now to read this post.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)

47 >>>Security guard should have pulled off the mask. Said it was racist and offensive. That would have at least exposed who she was.

I was just thinking that. But then, they would have gotten even more violent and claimed it was self-defense.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (0G13K)

48 IF i was Larry Elder, i'd tell newsom either i get state police security 24/7 after the racist attack, or i'm hiring private security who will not be held liable for actions taken to protect me from your racist supporters.

force newsom to act or actively refuse.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (8D42x)

49 Remember kids, it isn't violence or racism when we do it.

Posted by: The Left at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (DpkTQ)

50 Rich Baris's polling revealed big Gruesome problems.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

Bang the gong!

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (yQpMk)

51 There will be explanations of the mask being the only available thing and was not racially motivated. It is only the racist magas who see a monkey mask and automatically see racist intent. Whatever. Shut up. Moveon.org.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (LXmEi)

52
Any criticism of her throwing skills is sexist.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (dQvv7)

53 Cat Ass, I always say such a situation ("imagine if X happened") would result in a "news" hysteria that would blot out the sun, people would have to search for the weather or sports scores, so complete would be the wave of propagandistic "coverage".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (OTzUX)

54 was gorilla bint affecting some kind of accent?

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (DJFLF)

55 There is no reason to assume she is psychotic, but it will keep her out of jail, as mental illness is often a get out of jail free card.

Posted by: CN at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (ONvIw)

56 She threw from about 8 feet away and missed by a good 6 feet or so. Athleticism is not in her skill set.

Wide left or in the dirt? That will determine if her pitching coach was Fauci or Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (DMQdU)

57 Eggstremism!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (/EuRN)

58 Why would the MFM care about an obvious white supremacist?

/s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (XSRBF)

59 I waited for the well-deserved right hook aimed directly into the center mass of that stupid mask, but alas... it never came.
Posted by: weew

Because I wasn't the security guard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (OCTRt)

60 That skinhead goon that suckerpunched the Elder supporter is surely no stranger to police blotters.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

61 Charges of hypocrisy/bias only matter when lodged by those considered to be equals/peers.

"Oh, I'm treating an attempted assault against Larry Elder differently than I would if he was a Dem pol? Well, of course I am since Larry Elder deserves it (and worse) for disagreeing with me."

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (dYe5S)

62 She went to the Tony Fauci School of Throwing Things.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (kTF2Z)

63
Wide left or in the dirt? That will determine if her pitching coach was Fauci or Obama.
Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (DMQdU)

High and wide right, much like a Buffalo Bills kicker.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Was it a locally sourced free range chicken egg?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (yQpMk)

65 She hit a man...and he did nothing. too bad.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (V13WU)

66 I notice that Mr. Elder's security detail scrambled to get him to safety!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (m45I2)

67 AWFLs and their simps are a problem.
Beep Boop Boop Beep Beep Boop

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (8dQQC)

68 The LA Times did cover the story online, with a pillow...

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)

69 They've been getting away with repeated attacks on female republicans, and using racial slurs on blacks.

Why is anyone surprised? The LA Times started the race baiting with the "black, white supremicist" bit

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (VYjdj)

70 Since e is a black white supremacist this can't be a racist act...

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (uUDKV)

71 Speaking of -- are any FBI going to be assigned to this actual crime or nah?
Spoiler alert: Nah. The correct answer is "nah."
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This is true, but there's a reason for it. This wasn't a hate crime. It was a minor assault, but a politician has to be prepared to roll with that. It wasn't a hate crime because Elder isn't black. Elder is a white apologist. He is on the white wing. He is just an Uncle Tom because he doesn't toe the line. As a result, he gets no "black" credibility and this wasn't a hate crime.

Because it's the Left that aren't racists, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (3p5uk)

72 Does someone have a link to the Baris polling? Is Dave in Fla going to do a post?
Any info on what the polling was like before the Gray Davis recall?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (Y+l9t)

73 Maybe if i convinced them i was MoT, they'd throw some bacon at me?

Posted by: Larry Elder at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (/EuRN)

74 Also Bubba Wallace is a POS and a terrible driver.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (XSRBF)

75 "Democrats control everything"...

There's your problem.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (/1l9x)

76 71 This is true, but there's a reason for it. This wasn't a hate crime. It was a minor assault, but a politician has to be prepared to roll with that. It wasn't a hate crime because Elder isn't black. Elder is a white apologist. He is on the white wing. He is just an Uncle Tom because he doesn't toe the line. As a result, he gets no "black" credibility and this wasn't a hate crime.

Because it's the Left that aren't racists, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (3p5uk)

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"Why are you so obsessed with race?"
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

77 he coulda put cuffs on her or something. if he was security. taser ?

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (V13WU)

78 My favorite is the black guy at the end.

"Democrats run everything!! What the f*ck is he gonna do?"

Yes, because giving up on everything has done the world SOOOO much good.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

79 I don't believe the attackers had anything personal against NYC--or those particular souls who happened to be working in the Towers that day.

It was simply an AMERICAN target, the biggest one they could think of.

Plus, the Pentagon got hit and its not in NYC or the Northwest at all. Although the Pentagon attack feels hinky, somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

80 no, gorilla girl is caucasoid. Look at her tan marks...the tanned part is reallypink and the part covered by straps is white.

this is not a light skinned AA

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (DJFLF)

81 16 It was a guerrilla mask. Not a gorilla mask. So no racial animus intended at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 09, 2021 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

How does someone randomly happen to have a gorilla mask and an egg available at the very time that Elder is walking through that area?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (mdjgu)

82 I've been watching Larry Elder for a long time, noone can cut through the bullshit while spitting facts better or faster than him.

California doesn't deserve him but hopefully the fates impose their will and he wins, and he gives it to the Donks good and hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (dtyaX)

83 High and wide right...

*****

This cries out for a Bob Uecker sock

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)

84 Also Bubba Wallace is a POS and a terrible driver.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (XSRBF)

Is anyone watching Nascar? He's on a new team. Has he even finished a race this season?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

85 A core thing that has come out of the discussions I've had with left leaning LIVs over the years is that they don't think who they vote for actually has any real effect on them.

You tie policies they don't like, and corruption, to the politicians they voted for and they will continue to vote for the protege of the guy that they are supposedly angry at.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (DpkTQ)

86 By Any Means Necessary

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (63Dwl)

87 Fingers crossed. It's California, though, so I'm not exactly holding my breath.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

Absolutely not. But it makes me wonder if the deep state might not be just a bit worried. Could it be possible they told Gavin he can cheat, but only so much? After all, what would be the ramifications if massive fraud were discovered? This would certainly be the first time so much attention has been paid to potential cheating, especially with that mail-in garbage and 2.5 weeks of post election flex. Used to be people said "it's CA" and shrugged their shoulders. Not this time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)

88 Can't be racist... Elder is a Black White Supremacist

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (L91xj)

89 I notice that Mr. Elder's security detail scrambled to get him to safety!
Posted by: Muldoon"

You don't think they don't hatch a plan for egress right on the spot do you?

Posted by: f'd at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Tnijr)

90 "Democrats run everything!! What the f*ck is he gonna do?"

He's right, though. Even if somehow he wins against the wall of fraud, he'll be even worse off than Trump was. The entire government is hard left, the legislature is hard left, the judges are hard left, even the cops are hard left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

91 I've known caucasians that affect an urban street accent, it's not unusual in these parts

Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (DJFLF)

92 The media's actual sentiment, that the black conservative deserved it, is still being "refined" and focus-grouped...

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (ePZfA)

93 I bet he's unvaxxed too.

If so, egging is too good for him.

*Covidians.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (vivhj)

94 87 Absolutely not. But it makes me wonder if the deep state might not be just a bit worried. Could it be possible they told Gavin he can cheat, but only so much? After all, what would be the ramifications if massive fraud were discovered? This would certainly be the first time so much attention has been paid to potential cheating, especially with that mail-in garbage and 2.5 weeks of post election flex. Used to be people said "it's CA" and shrugged their shoulders. Not this time.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)

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I really want Elder to win, and then for CA Democrats to follow through with their promise to audit the results.

It would be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

95 The woman in the Gorilla mask who threw eggs ant Elder was a hard boiled SJW

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (mR6Gs)

96 This is not about race or ethnicity.... never was, never will be... this is about the establishment of totalitarian governance. And it is Marxist, at its' roots... which is controlled, always, by above-the-law Elites. That's the plan.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (6Je/Q)

97 The Left always turns to violence when they have no words to argue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (yrol0)

98 Perhaps that Sirham Sirham will shoot someone inspirationaly.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (5sh7B)

99 On all these issues are we to believe that there are still fence sitters or have the battle lines been formally drawn at this time?

#twoweeksmoar after shufflin' Joey's edict this evening and the greasy recall we should know, mayhaps. And btw AZ, we're still w.a.i.t.i.n.g.

It's go time, my word as a Mandelbaum.

Posted by: micky at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (3byMq)

100 90 "Democrats run everything!! What the f*ck is he gonna do?"

He's right, though. Even if somehow he wins against the wall of fraud, he'll be even worse off than Trump was. The entire government is hard left, the legislature is hard left, the judges are hard left, even the cops are hard left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

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He should use his limited power to do what he can. He should fire as much of the CA bureaucracy as he possibly can and pretty much nothing else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

101 High and wide right...

*****

This cries out for a Bob Uecker sock
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)

Just a bit outside.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (4I/2K)

102 The "come at me bro" white guy should've been pounded into the stone age.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

103 This cries out for a Bob Uecker sock
Posted by: Muldoon

"Jusssst a bit outside"

Posted by: Bob the Tribe play by play announcer at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (VYjdj)

104 latimes
· 17h
Larry Elder cuts short Venice homeless encampment tour after hostile reception

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)

105 They want us all in yolks.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (UHVv4)

106 Perhaps that Sirham Sirham will shoot someone inspirationaly.

But not angrily. Sirhan Sirhan worked through his "anger issues" and is now ready to be a free man, according to his lawyers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (KZzsI)

107 What time is joes handlers covid "speech"

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (L91xj)

108 105 latimes
17h
Larry Elder cuts short Venice homeless encampment tour after hostile reception
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)

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Teddy Roosevelt would have finished the tour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

109 I'd like to see that bald dude get in my face. He will want to save those eggs as he won't have any teeth.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (axyOa)

110
"Why are you so obsessed with race?"
-The Left

Just havin' a "conversation", boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (63Dwl)

111 97 This is not about race or ethnicity.... never was, never will be... this is about the establishment of totalitarian governance. And it is Marxist, at its' roots... which is controlled, always, by above-the-law Elites. That's the plan.
Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (6Je/Q)

Just like the masks and lockdowns and the useless vaccines.

Posted by: CN at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (ONvIw)

112 How does someone randomly happen to have a gorilla mask and an egg available at the very time that Elder is walking through that area?

Let those of you who have not walked around a political candidate wearing a gorilla mask and toting eggs throw the first....egg.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z)

113 Just come out and call him the N-Bomb you psychopathic leftists. You know you want to soooo bad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (xjDdN)

114 I'm afraid getting Elder as Cali Gov. will be like getting a new Captain of the Titanic AFTER the iceberg strike.

Posted by: irright at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (8rX4S)

115 She throws like a girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (V6f9+)

116
Maybe it was Gorilla Pundit? Where was he yesterday?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (s2VJv)

117 Thick cut bacon is now $10 a pack.

Thanks Joe!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

118 summer teeth?

Posted by: micky at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (3byMq)

119 I notice that Mr. Elder's security detail scrambled to get him to safety!
Posted by: Muldoon"

You don't think they don't hatch a plan for egress right on the spot do you?
Posted by: f'd at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (Tnijr)

---------

I see that Elder still maintained his sunny disposition.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

120 115 I'm afraid getting Elder as Cali Gov. will be like getting a new Captain of the Titanic AFTER the iceberg strike.
Posted by: irright at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (8rX4S)

Unfortunately you're right.. I'm a CA captive...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (L91xj)

121 The woman in the Gorilla mask who threw eggs ant Elder was a hard boiled SJW
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM

You think this is funny? Some kind of yolk?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (m+jkK)

122 IF i was Larry Elder, i'd tell newsom either i get state police security 24/7 after the racist attack, or i'm hiring private security who will not be held liable for actions taken to protect me from your racist supporters.

force newsom to act or actively refuse.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 09, 2021 11:18 AM (8D42x)

And Newsom would shoot right back that Elder is afraid of ordinary Californians who rightly object to his racist, backwards, Trumpian climate of hate. He'd then announce that his AG will personally take on the case of any person "harmed" by Elder's private SS and will make sure they are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (2JVJo)

123
Teddy Roosevelt would have finished the tour.

With the Great White Fleet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (63Dwl)

124 92 The media's actual sentiment, that the black conservative deserved it, is still being "refined" and focus-grouped...
Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 11:23 AM (ePZfA)

The reporters were very quick to give attention to the people disrupting the Elder walkthrough. I also read somewhere that one of the 'reporters' may have been heard laughing at the attack. I didn't have a close enough listen to the soundtrack to confirm that, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (mdjgu)

125 Joe's speech is at 5 pm. Doesn;t want to miss the Early Bird Special.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (Y+l9t)

126 Bitch is cracked.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (UHVv4)

127 The racist comments on twitter are - well expected I suppose. It's awfully strange to have white people saying he's a black Trump, is racist, and in the same paragraph saying shit like "he won't fall for the banana in the tailpipe". OMFG.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (wAnMi)

128 It never occurred to me that the riff-raff sleeping in tent cities in Venice were such staunch Newsom supporters.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (UX87A)

129 It's raining eggs!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (4I/2K)

130

Looked like a refugee from an Ernie Kovacs routine, but stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (s2VJv)

131 122 The woman in the Gorilla mask who threw eggs ant Elder was a hard boiled SJW
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM

You think this is funny? Some kind of yolk?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (m+jkK)

You crack me up, RMBS.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (mdjgu)

132 I would have been a race crime only if she threw a banana at him.

Local story

Posted by: CNNNBCCBSABCMSNBC at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (flINI)

133 She should be shell lac

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (UHVv4)

134 23 A local man who lives in his van and promotes van life?
What, is he some kind of motivational speaker?
Posted by: f'd

Michael Avanetti's mission, once he's out of prison.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (4vi12)

135 98 The Left always turns to violence when they have no words to argue.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (yrol0)

Heh. This reminds me of time I spent with naughty grade schoolers. When they wanted to hit someone, we would tell them, "Use your words!" to redirect their behavior.

The idea was that if they would verbalize their frustration, it would help them develop a better solution than hitting.

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (6RgRK)

136 Bad people are emboldened when they are in a group. They should be followed and exposed as individuals. In the past some of the people that were exposed were not acting locally but traveled from riot to riot all over the country.

Posted by: Ron at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (pOrFv)

137 126 Joe's speech is at 5 pm. Doesn;t want to miss the Early Bird Special.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (Y+l9t)

Thanks... A bit late for joe...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (L91xj)

138 How does someone randomly happen to have a gorilla mask and an egg available at the very time that Elder is walking through that area?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (mdjgu)

---------------------------

Why did we used to wear onions on our belts? It's the style of the time.

Or it's the latest TikTok challenge for all those that survived the last one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (CAJOC)

139 I'd like to see that bald dude get in my face. He will want to save those eggs as he won't have any teeth.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (axyOa)

His pipestem arms are scary.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (yQpMk)

140 She throws like a girl
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (V6f9+)

Heh...we were all thinking it Mark but you came through!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (axyOa)

141 Ah'm a let you all finish up with the egg puns. Let me know when it's ova.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (m45I2)

142 Thick cut bacon is now $10 a pack.

Thanks Joe!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

Check the butcher case at Kroger. (The actual case where you have to get the butcher involved)

Best damn thick cut bacon around. When bacon was running $8 - $10 a pound, theres was always $4.99/$5.99

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (OCTRt)

143 130 It's raining eggs!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (4I/2K)

"Hallelujah!"

- - 1983 pop tune

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (s2VJv)

144 It never occurred to me that the riff-raff sleeping in tent cities in Venice were such staunch Newsom supporters.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (UX87A)

The homeless didn't give a shit. The paid agitators bused in, on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

145 This is not about race or ethnicity.... never was, never will be... this is about the establishment of totalitarian governance. And it is Marxist, at its' roots... which is controlled, always, by above-the-law Elites. That's the plan.
Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM (6Je/Q)
____
Just like the masks and lockdowns and the useless vaccines.
Posted by: CN at September 09, 2021 11:26 AM (ONvIw)
____

Yep, and it's full speed ahead.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (a8QNp)

146 Well Roosevelt didn't have to worry about getting sued or too much masculinity.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (5sh7B)

147 How does someone randomly happen to have a gorilla mask and an egg available at the very time that Elder is walking through that area?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (mdjgu)
++++
Because they're paid activists who are kitted out and given plans prior to the event and have backing of both power players and people on the ground who can lend assistance if things go the wrong way.

We had these toolboxes at the anti-lockdown protests in Denver. The first set were during the "gridlock" campaign. They were wearing masks and nurse's scrubs and blocking one of the main streets on the route. The people caught between streets couldn't move, and everyone else veered off to use other streets. I was first in line and leaned out and told them they were doing nothing but enhancing the "gridlock" motif of the protest. They got mad and started hitting the front cars (mine included) with their signs. I drove off. They unsurprisingly got out of the way.

There were several groups of them on tributary streets. They were paid and orchestrated, too. They are always paid activists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (3p5uk)

148 130 It's raining eggs!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (4I/2K)

-------------------------

Hallelujah!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (CAJOC)

149
I'm afraid getting Elder as Cali Gov. will be like getting a new Captain of the Titanic AFTER the iceberg strike.
Posted by: irright

Newsom says California has a budget surplus and everything is great.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

150 She threw from about 8 feet away and missed by a good 6 feet or so. Athleticism is not in her skill set.

Wide left or in the dirt? That will determine if her pitching coach was Fauci or Obama.
Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 11:19 AM (DMQdU)

Her pasty white throwing arm needs work. And long sleeves. Jeez.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (Ed8Zd)

151 Check the butcher case at Kroger. (The actual case where you have to get the butcher involved)

Best damn thick cut bacon around. When bacon was running $8 - $10 a pound, theres was always $4.99/$5.99
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (OCTRt)

Noted. Will tell the wife.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

152 I have to admit that I like Elder's HS picture showing his awesome fro. The only thing better would have been kid from kid and Play.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (ZsR3z)

153 Guess it could've been worse; in Canada they were throwing rocks at Trudeau. It did make the media though (and being Canadians I'm sure they apologized).

Posted by: pahound at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (GZrL9)

154 129 It never occurred to me that the riff-raff sleeping in tent cities in Venice were such staunch Newsom supporters.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (UX87A)

Only the plants Newsome's folks put in there

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (L91xj)

155 Was the egg "lady" arrested?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (gnnAg)

156 @538 "Keep" exceeds "Remove" by 12.3%.

Don't bet your mortgage payment on Elder.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (m/Gc2)

157 84 Also Bubba Wallace is a POS and a terrible driver.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 09, 2021 11:22 AM (XSRBF)

Is anyone watching Nascar? He's on a new team. Has he even finished a race this season?
Posted by: Sponge

More of an IMSA and Indycar fan but I have watched a few races. He's mid pack, mostly and does finish races, mostly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (4vi12)

158 HATE CRIME

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (NpAcC)

159 Use your words.
-------------------------------
So I threw a dictionary at her, officer.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (UHVv4)

160 Looks like as setup.

Notice this "woman" had plenty of backup, along with a shitload of video cameras rolling. Wonder where all the film got to?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (fBtlL)

161 149 Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (CAJOC)

@144 Missed me by about ___ that much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (s2VJv)

162 That's the shittiest gorilla mask I've ever seen.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (sWM8x)

163 The Election Assistance Commission stealthily revised its Voluntary Voter System Guidelines to ban any sort of internet connections, including wireless ones.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (yrol0)

164 156 Was the egg "lady" arrested?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (gnnAg)

"Nope."

- - The Walrus

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

165 The Canadians threw gravel, not rocks. A true Canadian would never throw rocks. Well, maybe the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (Bmy3R)

166 Looks like as setup.

Notice this "woman" had plenty of backup, along with a shitload of video cameras rolling. Wonder where all the film got to?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (fBtlL)
++++
Because it was. These guys are *always* paid, professional activists with plans, gear, cameramen, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (3p5uk)

167 There were several groups of them on tributary streets. They were paid and orchestrated, too. They are always paid activists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (3p5uk)

These guys/gals(?) look like actual Venice street dwellers but I agree someone gave them each $10 or so to harrass/egg/take a swing at Elder.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (Ed8Zd)

168 Unfortunately you're right.. I'm a CA captive...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (L91xj)

Me too. Husband does not want to move..yet.

Posted by: IC at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (hV9ir)

169
Guess it could've been worse; in Canada they were throwing rocks at Trudeau. It did make the media though (and being Canadians I'm sure they apologized).

Posted by: pahound at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM

Everybody must get stoned.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (dQvv7)

170 OT, Twitter must die. Or, government services need to stop using them.

I just got an amber alert on my phone from CHP. So, I go to open it (after almost jumping out of my skin from the alarm) and get a "log-in". Well, I've been kicked off of twatter, so I can't log in. Forgot the fucking app is still on my phone, so gone it is now.

So, if I happen to see the silver nissan or red dodge truck with license XXX123, I'll have no idea. Thanks @jack, thanks asshole government services.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (wAnMi)

171 Isn't OJ back in Cali? Bet he could get elected.

Posted by: BignJames at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

172 Joe's speech is at 5 pm

**

After the stock market closes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (9ULwW)

173 That's the shittiest gorilla mask I've ever seen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (sWM8x)

It got Mr. Beeks laid......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

174 57 Eggstremism!

if she managed more than one, it'd be eggs streamism

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (zkkeF)

175 Edith Massey was the last good egg lady.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (m/Gc2)

176 I have to admit that I like Elder's HS picture showing his awesome fro. The only thing better would have been kid from kid and Play.
Posted by: pep
___

LOL

The Gumby 'do.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (a8QNp)

177 Some white supremacists are more equal than others.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (KnJdm)

178 Is anyone watching Nascar?
---
I have relatives that are hard-core race fans. Old dirt track drivers. They don't watch NASCAR any more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (sWM8x)

179 40 She threw from about 8 feet away and missed by a good 6 feet or so. Athleticism is not in her skill set.

She still did better than Obama would.
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:17 AM (ZsR3z)
----------------

Is there a point at which the perpetrator misses the target SO BADLY that it can't even be considered an assault anymore?

As "statue of limitations" pertains to time, is there a "statue of ability" that pertains to aim?

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (ePZfA)

180

The Easter Bunny is coming!

Posted by: Larry's Elder at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (dT3MF)

181 Media as usual is weaponizing touchy people to hunt us down in their little ways or heavier.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (5sh7B)

182 Echos of Selma...

Posted by: Ma Duece at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (0dmP2)

183 Get thee ~~behind me~~ to my right, Satan!

https://bit.ly/3jWUkaf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (d9FiS)

184 Fatty McGorilla Face meant to throw a dozen eggs. But apparently she ate the rest.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (/i32d)

185 It is really interesting how the Antifa goons are all in for the dictatorship almost like a paid secret military wing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (Y+l9t)

186 72 Does someone have a link to the Baris polling? Is Dave in Fla going to do a post?
Any info on what the polling was like before the Gray Davis recall?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 09, 2021 11:21 AM (Y+l9t)

Geez. You people and your polls.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (Fs5vw)

187 Because it was. These guys are *always* paid, professional activists with plans, gear, cameramen, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (3p5uk)

***

Some moron posted a company name of one IIRC in the Atlanta area. I'll have to go look it up.

It's amazing to realize there are corporations whose job is contracting out "grassroots" organizing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (9ULwW)

188 Was the egg "lady" arrested?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2021 11:30 AM (gnnAg)
"Nope."
- - The Walrus
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

And sadly, a scene from Pink Flamingos just passed through my noggin.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (wAnMi)

189 6 This isn't racist because Larry Elder isn't actually black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (LvTSG)

Damn, hard getting into the comments for some reason.

Yes, and more than that he and other conservatives who have melanin in their skin are WHITE RACISTS.
I'm a white racist under the left's rubric.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

190 Is there a point at which the perpetrator misses the target SO BADLY that it can't even be considered an assault anymore?

*picks up pass-interference flag*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (yQpMk)

191 I met Larry Elder at a republican women's lunch a few years ago. He is a intelligent and very thoughtful. I liked him.

Posted by: IC at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (hV9ir)

192 The bitch should fry for this!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (UHVv4)

193 ---
I have relatives that are hard-core race fans. Old dirt track drivers. They don't watch NASCAR any more.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (sWM8x)

I had season tickets to Texas Motor Speedway for 17 years. I don't watch it anymore either.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

194 Were they free range non GMO eggs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (4SYER)

195 If blacks ever abandon the Democratic party in large numbers, the latent racism of White liberals will be fully on display. They will all reveal their inner George Wallace and won't even try to hide it.

Posted by: thirteen28 at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (KX4VP)

196 And where's Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Romney's spawn, etc.?!?! They should be all over this, and yet so far, the only Republican that defended Larry Elder is Trump.

Posted by: PacosMojo at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (2SZBo)

197 CS: why would the teacher not be screaming at Crankshaft?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (cSyAR)

198 CA has got rot.

They like that. Newsom stays.

The rot grows more rotten.

Posted by: Ziba at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (S1hrL)

199 Check the butcher case at Kroger. (The actual case where you have to get the butcher involved)

Best damn thick cut bacon around. When bacon was running $8 - $10 a pound, theres was always $4.99/$5.99
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM (OCTRt)

At my Kroger, the butcher case bacon would be infused, nay tainted, with the aroma and flavor of decaying aquatic comestibles.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (4I/2K)

200 193 The bitch should fry for this!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:34 AM (UHVv4)

And make me an egg sammich.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

201 Eggstremism!

if she managed more than one, it'd be eggs streamism

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (zkkeF)

If set to Vivaldi, it would be violin eggs streamism.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (KnJdm)

202 This goes hand in hand with the antifa maggots and BLM idiots (the white ones) who scream the "N" word in the faces of black cops trying to do their jobs. Media interest: less than 0.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (O+I8R)

203 Actual Words:

VVSG 2.0 does not permit devices or components using external network connections to be part of the voting system. There are significant security concerns introduced when networked devices are then connected to the voting system. This connectivity provides an access path to the voting system through the Internet and thus an attack can be orchestrated from anywhere
in the world (e.g., nation state attacks).
The external network connection leaves the voting
system vulnerable to attacks, regardless of whether the connection is only for a limited period or if it is continuously connected. These types of attacks include the following:

The loss of confidentiality and integrity of the voting system and election data through malware injection or eavesdropping.

The loss of availability to access data or perform election process (e.g., ransomware attack).

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (yrol0)

204 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

205
https://bit.ly/3jWUkaf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 09, 2021 11:33 AM (d9FiS)

A whole lot of evil could be removed from the planet with a well placed drone strike.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Looks like as setup.

Notice this "woman" had plenty of backup, along with a shitload of video cameras rolling. Wonder where all the film got to?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 09, 2021 11:31 AM (fBtlL)
++++
Because it was. These guys are *always* paid, professional activists with plans, gear, cameramen, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (3p5uk)
***
Of course it was a set up. but then perhaps we all just walk down a street in a mask carrying an egg...you know...on a typical day.
Now if Elder were cool about it, he'd have a group of his own for the next couple of days, and then nail the media with a couple of dozen eggs.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (axyOa)

207 155 Only the plants Newsome's folks put in there

hey, leave me out of this!

Posted by: Ficus Pandorata, noted vegeton at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (zkkeF)

208 A local man who lives in his van and promotes van life

Translation: Professional Van Hobo.

Ace... his pelt is calling...

Posted by: Hobo Hunting Guidebook at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (YdDaK)

209 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

Let's scotch that.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (KnJdm)

210 Local lefty group poached her from antifa.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (kTF2Z)

211 205 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

At least there's no egg on your face.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (ynpvh)

212 Whip the bitch too!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (UHVv4)

213 Eggstream Media yolks for Gruesome?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (4SYER)

214 The woman in the Gorilla mask who threw eggs ant Elder was a hard boiled SJW
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:24 AM

You think this is funny? Some kind of yolk?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (m+jkK)

You crack me up, RMBS.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:29 AM

I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

215 At my Kroger, the butcher case bacon would be infused, nay tainted, with the aroma and flavor of decaying aquatic comestibles.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:35 AM (4I/2K)

That actually takes some effort. Can't imagine what something more delicate tasting would be like.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (wAnMi)

216 Now if Elder were cool about it, he'd have a group of his own for the next couple of days, and then nail the media with a couple of dozen eggs.

But they should wear Biden masks. I'm sure they're available.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (ZsR3z)

217 Translation: Professional Van Hobo.

Ace... his pelt is calling...

Posted by: Hobo Hunting Guidebook at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (YdDaK)

lol

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (KnJdm)

218 Thick cut bacon is now $10 a pack.

Thanks Joe!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

***

Bacon ends and pieces is where it's at. 1/2 the price of regular bacon

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (flINI)

219 You crack me up, RMBS.

Its good to see you come out of your shell like that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

220 Translation: Professional Van Hobo.
Posted by: Hobo Hunting Guidebook at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (YdDaK)

Dutch names are so weird.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (ghoDT)

221 Torture her by making her listen to Yolko Ono!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (Bmy3R)

222 Wait, so Larry Elder draws bigger crowds of Democrats in California than President Joe Biden does?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (9ULwW)

223
I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

This is just too over easy......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

224 a Haiku (sort of)

throw a white egg bitch
sweating in your monkey mask
go back to your tent

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (v0R5T)

225 We need to carpet bomb with smart bombs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (5sh7B)

226 So, if I happen to see the silver nissan or red dodge truck with license XXX123, I'll have no idea. Thanks @jack, thanks asshole government services.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:32 AM (wAnMi)
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Failure to report makes you an accomplice. Your prior actions in losing access to the Established Social Media Platform of Record indicates pre-meditation.

Welcome to Felony-ville...

Posted by: young budding liberal lawyer at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (ePZfA)

227 We are on our own as far as resistance goes, looks like. Certainly nothing organized to rally around. There is Trump, but everything is generally an amorphous outrage.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (6Je/Q)

228 Based Steel Panther guitarist:

https://tinyurl.com/45brkbky

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (DXFDM)

229 213 Whip the bitch too!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (UHVv4)

Where's Devo when you need them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (ynpvh)

230 Bacon ends and pieces is where it's at. 1/2 the price of regular bacon
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (flINI)

*voice over*
No pigs were killed in the making of this product.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

231 Bacon ends and pieces is where it's at. 1/2 the price of regular bacon

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (flINI)

Cure and smoke your own for roughly 1/5th price.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (KnJdm)

232 If blacks ever abandon the Democratic party in large numbers, the latent racism of White liberals will be fully on display. They will all reveal their inner George Wallace and won't even try to hide it.

--

You're completely right. Blacks would be shocked, I believe, to see how just under the surface white Democrat racism is. You step out of line, the full fury of their racist rage will come at you immediately. To put it mildly, I wish they'd wake up to it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (O+I8R)

233 I am so ova these egg puns.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

****

Shirr you are...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (m45I2)

234 Do smart bombs work on stupid people?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

235 We need to carpet bomb with smart bombs.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (5sh7B)

A quite rugged approach

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (mR6Gs)

236 205 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

At least there's no egg on your face.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at Sep

Eggsactly.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (Ed8Zd)

237 Larry Elder and Protesters Clash At Rally: Police Sources Say Alt-Right Groups Involved

Posted by: See En En !! at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (SdNaY)

238
It was good to see how quickly security scrambled to protect Larry.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (dQvv7)

239 224
I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

This is just too over easy......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

At least you aren't a hard-boiled eggstremist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

240 Translation: Professional Van Hobo.

The only thing worse then the Dutch? Dutch Hobos.

Posted by: Austin Powers at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (DpkTQ)

241 I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

This is just too over easy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

I've been scrambling for something buy you guys keep beating me to the punch.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (axyOa)

242 The whole affair is eggasperating

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (/i32d)

243 Price of beer has increased 70% in the last year.
Fuck Jo Biden! Fuck Jo Biden!

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (v0R5T)

244 You're completely right. Blacks would be shocked, I believe, to see how just under the surface white Democrat racism is.

I think they know, they've just been told their whole lives that Republicans are even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (KZzsI)

245 Cure and smoke your own for roughly 1/5th price.
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (KnJdm)

Pork belly is Unobtainium where I live. I found it at the store once in the last two years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (yQpMk)

246 There is hope, Barky has waded into the Cali race....

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (uUDKV)

247 237 Larry Elder and Protesters Clash At Rally: Police Sources Say Alt-Right Groups Involved
Posted by: See En En !! at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (SdNaY)

They did in fact watch the videos.

Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (6gY5o)

248 Failure to report makes you an accomplice. Your prior actions in losing access to the Established Social Media Platform of Record indicates pre-meditation.

Welcome to Felony-ville...
Posted by: young budding liberal lawyer at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (ePZfA)

Except I'd have to actually know. That's the problem. CHP gives me a notice, I go to look, and can't see who/what/where because twatter wants me to log on first, and I can't as I've been booted.

Government agencies should NOT be using a service that some people just straight-up can't see. I suppose if I went to the CHP website I could find out - but that's not the point of Amber Alerts. Why can't they actually, oh, I don't know, maybe just give me a text message with a photo instead of using twatter?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (wAnMi)

249 238
It was good to see how quickly security scrambled to protect Larry.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (dQvv7)

I see what you did there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (ynpvh)

250 Based Steel Panther guitarist:

https://tinyurl.com/45brkbky
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (DXFDM)

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

251 Shirr you are...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM

Nice. I was working on one for "coddled", but it lac

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (m+jkK)

252 241 I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

This is just too over easy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

I've been scrambling for something buy you guys keep beating me to the punch.

always look on the sunny side of life

Posted by: Brian at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (zkkeF)

253 242 The whole affair is eggasperating
Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (/i32d)

I remember Vincent Price playing The Egghead, one of the lesser criminals on the original Batman TV series. Very funny.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (mdjgu)

254 Egg throwing persons should have their yolks separated.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (4I/2K)

255 Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate!

Posted by: democrat daleks at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (UHVv4)

256 Larry Elder Refuses to Denounce Alt Right After Violent Clash At Rally

Posted by: See En En !! at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (SdNaY)

257 The Left doesn't care one way or another about blacks, guys, whichever group the proclaim to love. All the Left cares about is power. It is tamf ime to laugh 8n their faces when they claim racism, transportation or whatever and make non-sequiturs to totalitarianism and other unrelated issues. You don't argue with religious fanatics and you fight as dirty as necessary because the only way to win with them is to see them marginalized and/or dead. They know they are hypocrites and don't care. Respond accordingly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (cqzjS)

258 There is no distance now between Social Media and Governance.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (6Je/Q)

259 243 Price of beer has increased 70% in the last year.
Fuck Jo Biden! Fuck Jo Biden!
Posted by: wth

IMPEACH!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (4vi12)

260 Pork belly is Unobtainium where I live. I found it at the store once in the last two years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (yQpMk)

I've used country spare ribs for as low as $2/lb. Only downside is you have to fry it in bacon grease, as the meat to fat ratio on those is much higher than bellies.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (KnJdm)

261 I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (m+jkK)

That's not cool.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (v0R5T)

262 Lets imagine that exact scenario, only replacing Elder with Kamamalalal "kneepads" Harris.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (Ed8Zd)

263 Edith Massey was the last good egg lady.

Mary "Texas" Guinan, hostess of many a speakeasy in 1920s NYC came up with the phrase "a big butter and egg man" as shorthand for the businessmen who would flock to her cabarets to swill down overpriced drinks and ogle (and sometimes more) the scantily-clad dancers providing the night's entertainment.

https://tinyurl.com/yvp89v65

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (2JVJo)

264 She's probably a teacher.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (2kQcp)

265 Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate!

Posted by: democrat daleks at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (UHVv4)

Nice to you finally coming out of your shell.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (KnJdm)

266 Pork belly is Unobtainium where I live. I found it at the store once in the last two years.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM

Check for a good Asian market if there's one near you. That's where I get mine. Tons of pork belly (and ears if you're into that).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2021 11:43 AM (m+jkK)

267 "I'll admit to poaching some jokes from others."
--Carlos Mencia

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

268 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

Let's scotch that.
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:37 AM (KnJdm)

***

I'm gonna poach that line...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 09, 2021 11:43 AM (flINI)

269 Why do you think so many blacks think America is racist? They hang around democrats all the time.

Posted by: irright at September 09, 2021 11:43 AM (8rX4S)

270 I am so ova these egg puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:36 AM (Bmy3R)

At least there's no egg on your face.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at Sep

Eggsactly.
Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (Ed8Zd)

Yolks on her. She had to shell out $8 in CA for a carton of eggs, and missed. Then she goes cage free for attempted assault.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (wAnMi)

271 My bet is the people of California have already gone full New Zealand style 5 Eyes, and will readily vote for The Suck to continue.

They are a committed lot, California Dreamin' and all that.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (MkuC5)

272 The whole affair is eggasperating
Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (/i32d)

Something smells rotten.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (v0R5T)

273 232 You're completely right. Blacks would be shocked, I believe, to see how just under the surface white Democrat racism is. You step out of line, the full fury of their racist rage will come at you immediately. To put it mildly, I wish they'd wake up to it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:39 AM (O+I8R)

=========

I don't think blacks think that white liberals are free of racism.

See: Get Out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

274 She's probably a teacher.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at September 09, 2021 11:42 AM (2kQcp)

Voted for Bearnaise Sanders, no doubt.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (KnJdm)

275 The FIB has to take the clot shot now. I'm hoping for a bad batch.

Posted by: Bosk at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (x6uUk)

276
Pork belly is Unobtainium where I live. I found it at the store once in the last two years.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (yQpMk)

I found some recently at a local butcher. On sale too! They also sometimes have picanha, which is pretty hard to find. Nice to have a deep freeze and a vacuum sealer.

Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2021 11:44 AM (6gY5o)

277 I wanted to join in, but Omelette you guys handle the egg puns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

278 She was benedict in throwing an egg.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (4I/2K)

279 remember when John Lewis claimed he was spit on by people protesting the Obamacare bill (I forget if that was 2009 or 2010)? Didn't Breitbart offer a large donation to the UNCF if anyone came up with a video of the incident?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (4a9Vv)

280 I wanted to join in, but Omelette you guys handle the egg puns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (KnJdm)

281 United Airlines Staff With Vaccine Exemptions Told They'll Be Placed on Unpaid Leave

https://bit.ly/2Yy14TE

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (yQpMk)

282 See: Get Out.

Also Amos & Andrew. They know. Its just every day of their lives they have been told that Republicans are Klansmen begging for a chance to put them in chains in a church and burn them while lyching them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

283 279 remember when John Lewis claimed he was spit on by people protesting the Obamacare bill (I forget if that was 2009 or 2010)? Didn't Breitbart offer a large donation to the UNCF if anyone came up with a video of the incident?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (4a9Vv)

========

This is a local crime story, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

284 228 Based Steel Panther guitarist:

https://tinyurl.com/45brkbky
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (DXFDM)

Don't read the comments if you are prone to depression.

Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (6RgRK)

285 Pork belly is Unobtainium where I live. I found it at the store once in the last two years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 09, 2021 11:40 AM (yQpMk)

There's some advantages to living in an area populated by Hispanics, Asians and Indians. Although in this case it's mostly the Asians that like the pork belly. Don't think I've ever seen it in the Mexican markets - but every other pig part is certainly available.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (wAnMi)

286 Here's to hoping Newsom gets the shell-acking he deserves.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (UX87A)

287 Leftists are the racists

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (/uFP0)

288 Regardless of our opinions...i think in the next World....men will be judged as Rangers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (5sh7B)

289 We might actually hear about side effects if government union members get them...

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (uUDKV)

290 Eggs are a tool of white supremacy. So the protestor was really protesting white supremacy by showing how racist eggs can be against a black person.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (GQ5VU)

291 Tons of pork belly (and ears if you're into that).
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Dog is into smoked pigs ears.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (OCTRt)

292 May Gruesome do the Humpty-Dumpty

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (4SYER)

293 What I like most about the "arc of history" bending left is that it's now become official policy of the US government. "Their" justice will be done, regardless of the law, and of course the press will go along with whatever todays narrative is, as the kept press does in all totalitarian societies.
So, Larry Elder being attacked by a white in a gorilla mask (man, you couldn't make that shit up and be considered a writer) is a non-story, but a shoe-lace with a loop in it found on a campus is proof positive of systemic racism and an oppressive society.
That resulted in not only an investigation and press release by the kollige, but a federal look-see also.
Clown world, indeed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (z79tQ)

294 La Planete de Caro - Vanlife & Food is a channel on YouTube

It is in French, but she does make it look fun

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (HG00O)

295 That woman throwing eggs at Elder was Grade A stupid

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (mR6Gs)

296 Lefty reporter identifies the trajectory of the egg:

Headline: Marx Spots The Egg

(say it out loud for full effect)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (m45I2)

297 250 Based Steel Panther guitarist:
https://tinyurl.com/45brkbky
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 09, 2021 11:38 AM (DXFDM)
LOL!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1

When a hair metal comedy rock band guitarist gets it more than most "conservatives."

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (tS20U)

298 I'm seeing a lot of CA license plates here in Western South Dakota. Like a plague of locusts.

Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (gmo/4)

299 Leftists are the racists

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 09, 2021 11:46 AM (/uFP0)

Yeah, Rita misspeaks when she calls the media race-obsessed. They are racists and apologists for racists.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (KnJdm)

300 It's not too hard to find pork belly in the former slave states. It's pretty damn tough in the new slave states though.

Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2021 11:48 AM (6gY5o)

301 The left controls government, academia, welfare, the courts, hollywood, the entertainment industry, the news industry, arts, every major city, and tech, and systemic racism is a problem because Republicans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 11:48 AM (9ULwW)

302 Pork bellies. Costco carries them. Food service joints, formerly called CashNCarry here, carry them.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:49 AM (KnJdm)

303 The left also controls the Republican party....

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (uUDKV)

304 279 remember when John Lewis claimed he was spit on by people protesting the Obamacare bill (I forget if that was 2009 or 2010)? Didn't Breitbart offer a large donation to the UNCF if anyone came up with a video of the incident?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 09, 2021 11:45 AM (4a9Vv)

Yeah, some CNN anchor (can't remember her name) said she saw tea party people spitting on and yelling racial epithets at members of the black caucus. A bunch of news outlets chimed in. Yet ALL of them had cameras turned on. I think Breitbart did debunk... https://tinyurl.com/32jtpsh6

While smartphones weren't quite as ubiquitous as now, they weren't particularly rare either. There was lots of video from participants and none of it showed anything of the kind. Fucking liars gonna lie.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (wAnMi)

305 THE BEE ACURATELY PREDICTS:

https://tinyurl.com/3r9wse8y

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (yrol0)

306 Since we're deep into pun territory, this is O/T. I am doing some library maintenance on my CD collection, namely in the form of buying new jewel cases to replace my many broken, scuffed, uncleanable and otherwise damaged ones. I heave learned two things about this. First, jewel cases are way more expensive than I thought - like a buck or more per piece depending on price. Second, manufacturing is all happening, I suspect, on end-of-life tooling. There are obvious injection points, some of them have burrs and they are no longer licensed. There are usually stamped logos in the disc trays that say "Compact Disc Digital Audio" and those stamp areas are present but blank without text.

More interestingly, I just bought a new CD, a release from this year. It came in a jewel case with the same problems. Not even first-run commercial CDs have licensed cases anymore.

It's a bit odd watching an entire physical die off. It's still alive and kicking, but the infrastructure to support it is all showing its age now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (3p5uk)

307 298 I'm seeing a lot of CA license plates here in Western South Dakota. Like a plague of locusts.
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (gmo/4)

Maybe after the first good blizzard, they'll go Full Donner Party and solve the problem.

Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (6gY5o)

308 The left controls government, academia, welfare, the courts, hollywood, the entertainment industry, the news industry, arts, every major city, and tech

Fight The Man.

Break the establishment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (KZzsI)

309 Eggs are just little unborn chickens. Black people love fried chicken. That's why it's not racist to throw eggs at them.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (v0R5T)

310 The Calis moving to SD are probably not the kind of Calis that have infested CO.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (Bmy3R)

311 I'm seeing a lot of CA license plates here in Western South Dakota. Like a plague of locusts.

--

I think that's happening everywhere*. Lord knows that here in my upstate SC sanctuary, we are being inundated with out of state plates from far off places like CA. It's very unnerving because I know the potential.

* Everywhere except blue hellholes

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (O+I8R)

312 That woman throwing eggs at Elder was Grade A stupid
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (mR6Gs)
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It's left bystanders shell-shocked.

Posted by: young budding liberal lawyer at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (ePZfA)

313 Gorilla Lady won't learn until she's beaten to an inch of her life and even then it's highly doubtful. Women are more vicious , evil and willing to torture than any man.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (/H5Dl)

314 It's a bit odd watching an entire physical die off. It's still alive and kicking, but the infrastructure to support it is all showing its age now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (3p5uk)

Even more bizarre is the fascination with a rising yet inferior medium, vinyl. Flame on.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (KnJdm)

315 This freckled, blue-eyed brunette is unsurprised at both the poor performance of the paid activist and the media blackout:
https://is.gd/e6DVO6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:52 AM (3p5uk)

316 Maybe the angry egg-throwing person just needs to get laid.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

317 "Larry Elder is the epitome of White Negroid Privilege!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 09, 2021 11:53 AM (p+lBr)

318 Get laid! Get clucked!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 11:53 AM (Bmy3R)

319 Egg - Noggin

And its nit even Christmas

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2021 11:53 AM (8fb4f)

320 The problem is that the lady throwing the egg really chicken winged her arm on the delivery.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

321 I'm seeing a lot of CA license plates here in Western South Dakota. Like a plague of locusts.
Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (gmo/4)

I'm not sure I understand why one of the first things you wouldn't do is register your car in your new state and avoid the insane registration fees. If/when I move to my new state, the first thing I'm doing is going to each of my neighbors with a 6 pack, a bottle of wine and/or box of ammo, and let them know I am not a stereotypical californian, do not and never will vote blue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (wAnMi)

322 She just aborted a baby chicken!

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (v0R5T)

323 Lame ass bodyguards.

At a minimum, he should have pulled her mask straight off. Take away her anonymity. See how that works out for her.

And non-violent...BONUS!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (Xo5lP)

324 Hey baby....looking for some white privilege?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (5sh7B)

325 It'd be fun if somebody would find out where Gorilla Woman lived and bombard her house with eggs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (O+I8R)

326 NFL kickoff tonight. Dallas v Tampa Bay.

Are you ready for some eggball?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (m/Gc2)

327 315 This freckled, blue-eyed brunette is unsurprised at both the poor performance of the paid activist and the media blackout:
https://is.gd/e6DVO6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:52 AM (3p5uk)

=======

So, you're saying that she's kinda dumb?

Well, at least she's pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (LvTSG)

328 With the start of the new school year the FBI is hot on the trail of potential aunt Becky master criminals. That, and grandma who was invited in by the capitol police.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (UAr4S)

329 Why do you body shamers all assume it was a costume?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (/EuRN)

330 She obviously wasn't very good at riding a bicycle either.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

331 I'm not sure I understand why one of the first things you wouldn't do is register your car in your new state and avoid the insane registration fees. If/when I move to my new state, the first thing I'm doing is going to each of my neighbors with a 6 pack, a bottle of wine and/or box of ammo, and let them know I am not a stereotypical californian, do not and never will vote blue.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (wAnMi)
++++
I don't tell people where I'm from. If they ask, I will answer and gauge the reaction and then start reassuring them if needed - but I never volunteer the information.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (3p5uk)

332 She just aborted a baby chicken!

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (v0R5T)

Egg, baby chicken. Frittata, frittota.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (KnJdm)

333 White privelege, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzyl at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (+Rh4C)

334 LOL....when Boogie in Your Butt comes across the playlist.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

335 I'm going with "things no one will think about in #2 weeks" Alex

Posted by: REDACTED at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (uCLWI)

336 That woman throwing eggs at Elder was Grade A stupid
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 11:47 AM (mR6Gs)
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It's left bystanders shell-shocked.
Posted by: young budding liberal lawyer at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (ePZfA)

She really is a bad egg. Varuca Salt bad.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (wAnMi)

337 So, you're saying that she's kinda dumb?

Well, at least she's pretty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (LvTSG)
++++
No, she's *un*surprised.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (3p5uk)

338 It'd be fun if somebody would find out where Gorilla Woman lived and bombard her house with eggs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (O+I8R)
.......

They would just bounce off her tent.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (v0R5T)

339 The Conservative Case for Racist Egg-Throwing

Up now, at The Bulwark!

Posted by: The Right Rev. Holy Father Lt. Colonel Major David French at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (Bmy3R)

340 And Newsom would shoot right back that Elder is afraid of ordinary Californians who rightly object to his racist, backwards, Trumpian climate of hate. He'd then announce that his AG will personally take on the case of any person "harmed" by Elder's private SS and will make sure they are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2021 11:28 AM (2JVJo)

you're probably right. but it would be a clear bright line.

not that the useless fucks in the gope would do anything with it. but it'd be nice to see the 2 tiered justice system spelled out in a manner that can't be ignored.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (8D42x)

341 337 No, she's *un*surprised.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (3p5uk)

========

So, you're saying that I can't read?

*weeps bitterly at reveal of hidden illiteracy*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

342 Egg flu young!

Posted by: chairman xi at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (UHVv4)

343 I waited for the well-deserved right hook aimed directly into the center mass of that stupid mask, but alas... it never came.
Posted by: weew at September 09, 2021 11:12 AM (EaEMG)

I dunno. Aside from the egg, she was just a mouthy bitch. Her boyfriend who got all bumpy afterwards should have hit the deck, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (IUd0M)

344 326 NFL kickoff tonight. Dallas v Tampa Bay.

Are you ready for some eggball?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (m/Gc2)

I look forward to hearing about the ratings disaster. That they're even lower than last year.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (G2zl5)

345 Lemme guess, no calls for 'a nAtioNaL cOnVeRsAtIoN~' either?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (1t5dY)

346 So, you're saying that I can't read?

*weeps bitterly at reveal of hidden illiteracy*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)
++++
It's okay. You write surprisingly well given your condition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (3p5uk)

347

I look forward to hearing about the ratings disaster. That they're even lower than last year.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (G2zl5)

It's America's Team v. Tom Brady.

It will get ratings, unfortunately. But, on a positive note, it will likely be the highest rated game of the year.

Unless it's only on the NFL Network, then no one will watch it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

348 346 It's okay. You write surprisingly well given your condition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (3p5uk)

========

It's like monkeys on a keyboard up in here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

349 Lemme guess, no calls for 'a nAtioNaL cOnVeRsAtIoN~' either?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (1t5dY)

I'm up for a beer summit. Anyone wanna join?

We've got Yuengling in Texas now.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

350 It's a bit odd watching an entire physical die off. It's still alive and kicking, but the infrastructure to support it is all showing its age now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:50 AM (3p5uk)
------------

I wonder how much of it could be done on 3d printers now. The clear stuff is very hard to do, but the tray on the inside would probably turn out pretty good, even in PLA.

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (ePZfA)

351 326 NFL kickoff tonight. Dallas v Tampa Bay.
.......

I'd watch if I thought the fans would yell Fuck Jo Biden.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (v0R5T)

352 347
Unless it's only on the NFL Network, then no one will watch it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

"We have extrapolated that 7.3 billion people watched the game."
-Nielsen, sweating

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

353 Gorilla mask woman probably spends her free time at antifa meetings. Is she FBI? Or, who is her FBI handler?

Posted by: All Out of Spitballs at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (SmFPm)

354 Gavin Newsom opposes vaccine mandates.

"I believe in immunizations," Newsom said at the meeting, "however I do legitimately have concerns about a bureaucrat making a decision that is very personal."

Wait, no. Opposed. Gavin Newsom opposed vaccine mandates in 2019. He's all for it now.

https://bit.ly/3A0zSL8

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (UW2ZS)

355 This is why "good people" don't run for office on the Republican side.

Democrats don't have to worry about this lunacy.

I honestly don't know how people do it, I would have probably gone to jail in that situation.

Posted by: Blago at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (PwNLq)

356 Are you ready for some eggball?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (m/Gc2)

They still do that? When will they find time for all the race-shaming and other woke festivities?

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (KnJdm)

357 I don't tell people where I'm from. If they ask, I will answer and gauge the reaction and then start reassuring them if needed - but I never volunteer the information.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (3p5uk)

I think once I'm settled it would never come up, but no doubt when I first arrive my plates will be CA, and depending on how rural I can't imagine that everybody in a mile radius wouldn't know somebody from CA just moved in. I remember even in this now horrible state, back in the 60's and 70's when somebody moved into the neighborhood, every last family would go over with a pie or box full of apricots or something and introduce themselves, welcoming them to the neighborhood. Funny how that all changed when we got all loving and liberal.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (wAnMi)

358 It's okay. You write surprisingly well given your condition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (3p5uk)

========

It's like monkeys on a keyboard up in here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

*flings poo*

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (4I/2K)

359 This is embargoed because it reflects badly on Newsome. And blacks &Hispanics are resisting the call to vote for Gavin.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (ZiySd)

360 358 It's like monkeys on a keyboard up in here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

*flings poo*
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (4I/2K)

=======

I see you know the ways of my people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (LvTSG)

361 Based on the actions of the Capitol Police, I'd say a well aimed shot to the carotid is justified...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (+56GQ)

362 Announcer #1 - "What's that the crowd is chanting, Joe?"

Announcer #2 - "It sounds like "We Love Joe Biden'"

Announcer #1 - "That's terrific! Who doesn't love Joe Biden."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (Bmy3R)

363 ========

It's like monkeys on a keyboard up in here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

https://youtu.be/gkq9apjrhBM

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

364 356 Are you ready for some eggball?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 09, 2021 11:55 AM (m/Gc2)

They still do that? When will they find time for all the race-shaming and other woke festivities?
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (KnJdm)

Eggzactly!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (oHd/0)

365 346 So, you're saying that I can't read?

*weeps bitterly at reveal of hidden illiteracy*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)
++++
It's okay. You write surprisingly well given your condition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (3p5uk)
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Reminds me of the perennial joke at work about "write-only memory." WOM.

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (ePZfA)

366 346 So, you're saying that I can't read?

*weeps bitterly at reveal of hidden illiteracy*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)
++++
It's okay. You write surprisingly well given your condition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 11:57 AM (3p5uk)

. . . and given his illiteracy.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (SJbY/)

367 I'd watch if I thought the fans would yell Fuck Jo Biden.
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (v0R5T)

No. The NFL is going to have a "Fuck Whitey" chant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (LXmEi)

368 lmfao
Stop being a slut and eating ass, lady!

https://mobile.twitter.com/chrissyclark_/status/
1435987436073594883

@chrissyclark_
Well... after getting the Pfizer vaccine and having COVID twice, I have been diagnosed with COVID for a THIRD time.

Symptoms are bad this time around. Prayers are always appreciated.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (8dQQC)

369 Whoops, there are already comments about antifa. Nevermind.

Posted by: All Out of Spitballs at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (SmFPm)

370 not that the useless fucks in the gope would do anything with it. but it'd be nice to see the 2 tiered justice system spelled out in a manner that can't be ignored.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 09, 2021 11:56 AM (8D42x)

What I don't get is why - when the GOPe's candidate isn't going anywhere in the polls, and Elder is the leading contender - the GOPe isn't throwing its weight behind Elder to gain the best near-term opportunity to flip a Senate seat when Feinstein retires.

Oh, ok. I know why.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (mdjgu)

371 Gorilla mask woman probably spends her free time at antifa meetings. Is she FBI? Or, who is her FBI handler?
Posted by: All Out of Spitballs at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (SmFPm)

I'm expecting that we'll be seeing lots of her social media and mug shots sometime today as people like Andy Ngo and Joey Camp dox her.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

372
@chrissyclark_
Well... after getting the Pfizer vaccine and having COVID twice, I have been diagnosed with COVID for a THIRD time.

Symptoms are bad this time around. Prayers are always appreciated.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (8dQQC)

So, the vaccine actually PREVENTS immunity.

Watch us spread this disease with this ONE TRICK!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 09, 2021 12:00 PM (wAnMi)

Yeah, my answer will be... Yeah, I moved from California THIS time... before that Colorado, and Virginia, and Georgia, and Hawaii, and Florida, and Chicago... and...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 12:03 PM (oHd/0)

374 Seriously. Why does anyone watch the NFL? They hate you and want you dead or a subject of the Chinese government.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:03 PM (LXmEi)

375 I'm not sure I understand why one of the first things you wouldn't do is register your car in your new state and avoid the insane registration fees. If/when I move to my new state, the first thing I'm doing is going to each of my neighbors with a 6 pack, a bottle of wine and/or box of ammo, and let them know I am not a stereotypical californian, do not and never will vote blue.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Moved from Denton County to Fannin County. Vehicle Inspection went for $30.00 to $7.00. Fannin doesn't require the insane probe up the tailpipe.
Still costs $60.00 for the registration sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)

376 I'm not sure I understand why one of the first things you wouldn't do is register your car in your new state and avoid the insane registration fees. If/when I move to my new state, the first thing I'm doing is going to each of my neighbors with a 6 pack, a bottle of wine and/or box of ammo, and let them know I am not a stereotypical californian, do not and never will vote blue.
Posted by: clutch cargo
____

They're incredibly proud of where their from, like its an Ivy League college or something. More sophisticated and worldly then the townspeople they've decided to temporarily live amongst and where they don't step on feces in the road on a regular basis.

"Don't California my Arizona" is a popular slogan right now. They'll eventually ruin the state I'm afraid, if it hasn't happened already.

Posted by: Blago at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (PwNLq)

377 I'm not sure I understand why one of the first things you wouldn't do is register your car in your new state and avoid the insane registration fees. If/when I move to my new state, the first thing I'm doing is going to each of my neighbors with a 6 pack, a bottle of wine and/or box of ammo, and let them know I am not a stereotypical californian, do not and never will vote blue.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may

That won't work because Californians stick out like a sore thumb where ever they are. Usually, at the first chance they let you know they're from Cali and how much better it is there. The second indicator is their speech, words and pattern.

You could make a game of spotting the Californian in a crowd.

To be fair they're not nearly as obnoxious as New Yorkers (city) or someone from New Jersey. I say this as someone who has lived in many regions of the country and experienced these interactions first hand.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (UAr4S)

378 322 She just aborted a baby chicken!

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:54 AM (v0R5T)

Given it was probably unfertilized, she threw a chicken's menses, so in-step with feminists and their tampon "art" at rallies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

379 In his total disregard for human lives.....no racism was involved.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (5sh7B)

380 I can't wait for David French's explanation as to why this wasn't racist and evangelical Christians are not good.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (cSyAR)

381 Look how tough we are. Highly intelligent badasses!

Posted by: Satans Retards at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (pPmHJ)

382 351 326 NFL kickoff tonight. Dallas v Tampa Bay.
.......

I'd watch if I thought the fans would yell Fuck Jo Biden.
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 11:59 AM (v0R5T)
------------

If it's being played in Dallas, they might.

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (ePZfA)

383 So, you're saying that I can't read?

*weeps bitterly at reveal of hidden illiteracy*

Shut up, LeBron.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (OCTRt)

384 Remember last week when a drug dealer was caught with over 300 recall ballots on the same day they were sent out to the public....and a short aside in the article was that the ones he had were unrelated to the other ballot thefts?

Yeah, that story was 86'd pretty quickly and no mention anywhere of those "other ballot thefts." Newsom has it in the bag. After all, it worked in a general election and there were no consequences. You'd have to be stupid not to do it again. Elder doesn't have a prayer.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2021 12:05 PM (ZaNMf)

385 Well... after getting the Pfizer vaccine and having COVID twice, I have been diagnosed with COVID for a THIRD time.

***

And you probably haven't even had it once.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 12:05 PM (9ULwW)

386 380 I can't wait for David French's explanation as to why this wasn't racist and evangelical Christians are not good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (cSyAR)

==========

"Both sides. Did I tell you of my wife receiving uncouth messages from the alt-right on Twitter?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

387 Just proving you can't reason with a flan addict.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 09, 2021 12:06 PM (UHVv4)

388 CDC redefines down definition of "vaccine" to encompass preparations formerly known as ineffective "vaccines." TGP

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:06 PM (KnJdm)

389 388 CDC redefines down definition of "vaccine" to encompass preparations formerly known as ineffective "vaccines." TGP
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:06 PM (KnJdm)

Linked the article this morning. Very sneaky way of perpetuating booster shots forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

390 Vaccinate harder!

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (1vynn)

391 If Obama eventually gets involved with Newsom, it means the fix is in and Obama's people have assured him they necessary steps have been taken.

Almost every time I see him pop his head up, I know the conspiracy has let him know what they've done to make sure there are no surprises.

Posted by: Blago at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (PwNLq)

392 I, for one, lament the absolute state of decline in which the Gorillagram has found itself of late.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (6FeV1)

393 Archer,

I saw a news report about SD, where they talked about the people moving in. And they tried to put a mask mandate in one of the towns and the newcomers were fighting the hardest to make it stop. You need allies. Some of those folks may be conservatives.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (5HBd1)

394 The game is at TB. That's the redneck riviera though. Could still be some anti-Fauxtus chants.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (Bmy3R)

395 Democrats are really into throwing eggs at us. In 1940, Wendell Wilkie was hit with an egg while boarding a train in Chicago:

https://tinyurl.com/cy7s2fpc

The guy who threw was arrested and charged with assault. I don't know what happened to him.

As for the gorilla mask, should this be any surprise from a member of the party of the Klan, slavery, Jim Crow, and lynching?

Posted by: Nemo at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (S6ArX)

396 CDC redefines down definition of "vaccine" to encompass preparations formerly known as ineffective "vaccines." TGP

Second look at cocaine, radium, and arsenic?

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 12:08 PM (1vynn)

397 Some of those folks may be conservatives.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (5HBd1)

I suppose it's a blend of locusts and refugees.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 12:08 PM (6FeV1)

398 I think that's happening everywhere*. Lord knows that here in my upstate SC sanctuary, we are being inundated with out of state plates from far off places like CA. It's very unnerving because I know the potential.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (O+I8R)

___

Happening where I am as well, nowhere near SC. So far though - fingers crossed - the invaders haven't changed the political landscape.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (GQ5VU)

399 Stop testing healthy people. The end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (9ULwW)

400 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

401 Linked the article this morning. Very sneaky way of perpetuating booster shots forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

Sorry I missed it. The morning thread always comes at an inconvenient time for me. So, only on occasion can I catch it and read it through.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KnJdm)

402 389 388 CDC redefines down definition of "vaccine" to encompass preparations formerly known as ineffective "vaccines." TGP
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:06 PM (KnJdm)

Linked the article this morning. Very sneaky way of perpetuating booster shots forever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

_______________________________________

Sounds to me like once you get on the Vaccine Train, you can't get off. I think I'll walk.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (ZaNMf)

403 Ace you posted anything yet about the fed president buying millions of dollars of s&p futures? No conflict of interest there to keep supporting perpetual 0% rates and buying 120b of bonds every month out of thin air, to keep the market lofty.
They are solely responsible for the hyperinflation and the greatest stock bubble of all time, and they're making their bets on it at the same time.

Posted by: Pudding Head at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (2noMQ)

404 400

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (SJbY/)

405 I mean I understand we are on our way out with this world. But what is it with all these evil women these days ? Is it because so many on the left are for every evil thing out there (abortion) no respect for life. They've lost their souls. And soon will be a very horrible price to pay.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (ytSiK)

406 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

Food is love. She is up to something. Be on your guard.

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (KnJdm)

407 Some of those folks may be conservatives.

**

We're surrounded by them here in NC. Turns out "conservative" in NY means something completely different than conservative in the South.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (9ULwW)

408 fucking black white supremacists deserve this shit!

Posted by: Unclefacts at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (ihUzW)

409 Given it was probably unfertilized, she threw a chicken's menses, so in-step with feminists and their tampon "art" at rallies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:04 PM (ynpvh)
.......

She should have shot it out of her vag for full effect.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (v0R5T)

410 My ballot is ready to send in. My wife suggested a drop box; I said, "What the hell? I'll drop it off at the Registrar's office instead. I don't TRUST those damned drop boxes".
And Yes, I voted YES on Recall and for Larry Elder as Noisome's replacement.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

411 367
No. The NFL is going to have a "Fuck Whitey" chant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:01 PM (LXmEi)

And they are going to paint that in the end zones and on the sides of helmets. Nice of the NFL to allow that this year.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (N39Ws)

412 Soon they will say you are not FULLY vaccinated unless you have had 2 doses, 2 boosters and are taking the new daily pills....

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (uUDKV)

413 To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (yrol0)

414 >>>Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

>An egg salad sandwich is both egg-cellent and in-egg-spensive.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (UX87A)

415 402
Sounds to me like once you get on the Vaccine Train, you can't get off. I think I'll walk.
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (ZaNMf)

Bingo. And I do not want to potentially fuck up my immune system over a freaking virus. It's all about setting up systems of control.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

416 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

Food is love. She is up to something. Be on your guard.
Posted by: flounder

Too late. She's done bought something.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)

417 410 My ballot is ready to send in. My wife suggested a drop box; I said, "What the hell? I'll drop it off at the Registrar's office instead. I don't TRUST those damned drop boxes".
And Yes, I voted YES on Recall and for Larry Elder as Noisome's replacement.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

Yay!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (SJbY/)

418 414 >>>Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

>An egg salad sandwich is both egg-cellent and in-egg-spensive.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (UX87A)

"Oooh. HOT!"

- - Vincent Price (Egghead, "Batman")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (s2VJv)

419 396 CDC redefines down definition of "vaccine" to encompass preparations formerly known as ineffective "vaccines." TGP

Second look at cocaine, radium, and arsenic?

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2021 12:08 PM (1vynn)

Irish Coffee vaccine. I think lots of folks would go with that. Then there's the guy in the movie that said he'd never had a cold, because at the first sign of anything, he kills it by drinking booze...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

420 398 I think that's happening everywhere*. Lord knows that here in my upstate SC sanctuary, we are being inundated with out of state plates from far off places like CA. It's very unnerving because I know the potential.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 09, 2021 11:51 AM (O+I8R)

___

Happening where I am as well, nowhere near SC. So far though - fingers crossed - the invaders haven't changed the political landscape.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (GQ5VU)

Move to SC from Mass last year. Neighbors found out we were from Mass and got very nervous. We tip toed around politics for a bit, discovered we were like minded and she had to call her husband to say that it's OK, we're some of the good ones.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (KbCG3)

421 NC has become a suburb of NY and NJ

Posted by: NCKate at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (QxvkR)

422 Too late. She's done bought something.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)

With any luck, that "something" is a deli slicer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (6FeV1)

423 "Both sides. Did I tell you of my wife receiving uncouth messages from the alt-right on Twitter?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

I don't know about both sides but I hear she's enjoyed taking it in both ends since she was 12.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (iiLBW)

424 397 Some of those folks may be conservatives.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM (5HBd1)

I suppose it's a blend of locusts and refugees.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 12:08 PM (6FeV1)

the refugees showing up presages the arrival of the locusts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

425 406 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

Food is love. She is up to something. Be on your guard.
Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (KnJdm)

Upon reflection, I realize this sandwich was delivered about five minutes after I asked her to look at our recent CC statement, which was twice as much as our normal.

Now I get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

426 403 Ace you posted anything yet about the fed president buying millions of dollars of s&p futures? No conflict of interest there to keep supporting perpetual 0% rates and buying 120b of bonds every month out of thin air, to keep the market lofty.
They are solely responsible for the hyperinflation and the greatest stock bubble of all time, and they're making their bets on it at the same time.
Posted by: Pudding Head at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (2noMQ)

Funny, no news about this on Bloomberg yet. Business Insider, CNBC - yes. Bloomberg - no.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (mdjgu)

427 Take 10 $100 dollar bills.
Put them in an envelope.
Mail it to yourself.
If you don't trust that you will get the money back, maybe you should vote in person.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (OCTRt)

428 416 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

Food is love. She is up to something. Be on your guard.
Posted by: flounder

Too late. She's done bought something.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)

Check the closet for new shoes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (oHd/0)

429 400 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

If you're not on good terms with her, I'd be hesistant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

430 the refugees showing up presages the arrival of the locusts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

Our lands were ravished. We seek a new beginning.

Posted by: New Yorkers at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (yQpMk)

431 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)
........

She's a keeper.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (v0R5T)

432 ace if you're reading still, the FDA resignations, linked to the booster thing, is a great topic (another instance where anything remotely like this under Trump and the media firestorm would be galactic).

And the cretinous "president"'s announcement on C19 will apparently include an insane and disastrous bit about schools and children - constant testing.

That America is an unserious country, dumbed-down beyond recognition or function really, was already known - but to watch the completely fact- and science-free unscientific hysteria (kids and the virus) devastating what remains of education, with most parents just meekly going along with it - wow.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (OTzUX)

433 414 An egg salad sandwich is both egg-cellent and in-egg-spensive.

i'm usually in-eggs pensive when i'm thinking of a yolk.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (v3pYe)

434 Now I get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

Too late. She's done bought something.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)

lol

Posted by: flounder at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (KnJdm)

435 423 I don't know about both sides but I hear she's enjoyed taking it in both ends since she was 12.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2021 12:12 PM (iiLBW)

========

She's only allowed to do that while David is in the closet while he's wearing his Superman costume these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

436 Bloomberg is indistinguishable from a farcical parody of business news.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (6FeV1)

437 Upon reflection, I realize this sandwich was delivered about five minutes after I asked her to look at our recent CC statement, which was twice as much as our normal.

Now I get it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

I'll say. That must have been an expensive sandwich!

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (Pfs1e)

438 404 400

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (SJbY/)

You're 400 not found...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

439 The Demofascists are racist thugs interested in black Americans only as a vehicle to get power.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (1c5s7)

440 Gee, I was all in favor of Larry getting the governorship but now that some purple haired college cumsquirt wore a gorilla mask and lobbed eggs at him I'm convinced he's not right for the job. Thanks, weirdo!

Posted by: CrustyB at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (qXzGC)

441 Count week for schools is apparently the last full week of September.

From what I understand the kids need to be there so that the schools will get funding.

Act accordingly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (9ULwW)

442 Now playing....

You Picked The Wrong Time To Mask Me Lucille. By whomever.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (5sh7B)

443 She's going to buy shit anyway, at least she brought you a sandwich.
Now ask her to get you a beer.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (v0R5T)

444 the refugees showing up presages the arrival of the locusts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

At this rate, I hope there will be someplace I can go to when the time comes!

Posted by: Mainah at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (Boy/L)

445 The Californication of Colorado happened because CO was the hip cool new place to be. Hiking, skiing, mountains, etc and a burgeoning tech scene. So the leftists, swarmed there in the 00s and 10s.

The Cali migration today is different, I think. It's people escaping oppression in CA and looking for some freedom elsewhere. So when they show up in SC or ID or WY, they're not looking to turn it into a blue state shithole like they did with Colorado. At least I hope so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (GQ5VU)

446 Our national media is still dog***t. It will remain dog***t for the foreseeable future.

Enemedia delende est.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (aXxgO)

447 417 410 My ballot is ready to send in. My wife suggested a drop box; I said, "What the hell? I'll drop it off at the Registrar's office instead. I don't TRUST those damned drop boxes".
And Yes, I voted YES on Recall and for Larry Elder as Noisome's replacement.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

Yay!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 12:11 PM (SJbY/)

My wife's a life-long Dem, but more conservative than I am. She even voted for Trump 2x.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

448 437 Upon reflection, I realize this sandwich was delivered about five minutes after I asked her to look at our recent CC statement, which was twice as much as our normal.

Now I get it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

I'll say. That must have been an expensive sandwich!
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:14 PM (Pfs1e)

F'ing inflation. Boar's Head was already ridiculous!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (KbCG3)

449 400 O/T: Completely unsolicited, my wife just brought me a sandwich.

That is all.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:09 PM (KbCG3)
---------------

OMG me too!
Mine is The Paolo and some Internet influencer. Man Indigo? Something like that. I didn't pay attention.

...who's yours?

Posted by: David French at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (ePZfA)

450 rhennigantx - where was that voter system language from, that you posted up above? AZ? What's the "so what?" of that language, or context?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (OTzUX)

451 445 The Cali migration today is different, I think. It's people escaping oppression in CA and looking for some freedom elsewhere. So when they show up in SC or ID or WY, they're not looking to turn it into a blue state shithole like they did with Colorado. At least I hope so.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (GQ5VU)

=========

Colorado was the beneficiaries of Silicon Valley finding a vacation spot.

Today is people struggling to find a way to make a living in a new place.

I believe DeSantis when he said that the vast majority of people moving to Florida are registering Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

452 Face it. If it HADN'T happened to a Democrat politician, it would have been reported anyway.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2021 12:17 PM (mbFEM)

453
So, the vaccine actually PREVENTS immunity.

Watch us spread this disease with this ONE TRICK!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Sure seems that way. My personal plan is skip the vaccine and keep my parts per million (PPM) exposure low. Not non-existent, but low. Will wear a mask in some places under certain conditions. Let some though and 'train' my immune system to quickly recognize the invader.

Even places with near 100% vaccination rates are seeing record levels of cases. That's worse then a placebo.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at September 09, 2021 12:17 PM (dQvv7)

454 This is embargoed because it reflects badly on Newsome. And blacks &Hispanics are resisting the call to vote for Gavin.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

But really, at this point, what difference does it make?

Because somebody got their mail-in ballots and harvested them, and the votes went to Newsom.

Do you doubt this? Does anyone doubt that Newsom survives the recall?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (tjZg/)

455 443 She's going to buy shit anyway, at least she brought you a sandwich.
Now ask her to get you a beer.
Posted by: wth at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (v0R5T)

She also came home from the store today with two 18-packs of beer (one Yuengling, one Blue Moon), a thing of tequila, some Laphroaig and a nice bottle of Brandy.

I don't know what she's planning but I'm ready to say yes to the adventure.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (KbCG3)

456 So Dem strategists are saying brace for a wipeout in 2022.
I interpret that to mean cities will burn.
Plan accordingly Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (axyOa)

457 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS? Right now an all black alliance is picking off the non-black houseguests for eviction one by one and openly celebrating and specifically saying they want the white people out. It's astonishing. The cognitive dissonance is insane with the fans who are defending it. Leftists are the most racist people ever.

Posted by: Adrienne at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (gegMK)

458 My wife's a life-long Dem, but more conservative than I am. She even voted for Trump 2x.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

But Chris Wallace said Trump lost by a landslide.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (y7DUB)

459 450 rhennigantx - where was that voter system language from, that you posted up above? AZ? What's the "so what?" of that language, or context?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:16 PM (OTzUX)

New guidelines from the Voluntary Voter Commission.

Rules required if you want federal funds for voting equipment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (yrol0)

460 Holy shit.

All those weirdos jabbering on endlessly about the New World Order were on to something.

Aussie Public Health chief: "We will be looking at what contact tracing looks like in the New World Order."

https://bit.ly/3BR8Bvc

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (UW2ZS)

461 Big Brother still exists?
CBS still exists?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (GQ5VU)

462 She also came home from the store today with two 18-packs of beer (one Yuengling, one Blue Moon), a thing of tequila, some Laphroaig and a nice bottle of Brandy.

I don't know what she's planning but I'm ready to say yes to the adventure.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Check to make sure you're invited.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (OCTRt)

463 440 Gee, I was all in favor of Larry getting the governorship but now that some purple haired college cumsquirt wore a gorilla mask and lobbed eggs at him I'm convinced he's not right for the job. Thanks, weirdo!

Posted by: CrustyB at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (qXzGC)

How do we know it was a woman? Could have been a soy-boy antieFa basement-dweller. Hard to tell the difference.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

464 457 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS? Right now an all black alliance is picking off the non-black houseguests for eviction one by one and openly celebrating and specifically saying they want the white people out. It's astonishing. The cognitive dissonance is insane with the fans who are defending it. Leftists are the most racist people ever.
Posted by: Adrienne at September 09, 2021 12:18

Remember when there was a season of survivor and they did a black tribe a white tribe and an Asian tribe and people had a massive fit.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (G2zl5)

465 Big Brother is still a thing?

Dear lawd!

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:20 PM (suYt/)

466 Blue Californians can move to OR, WA, CO or even ID. There's no real reason for them to move to SD. They don't like the plains.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 12:20 PM (5HBd1)

467 So Dem strategists are saying brace for a wipeout in 2022.
I interpret that to mean cities will burn.
Plan accordingly Hordemates.
Posted by: Diogenes

Promise?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:20 PM (OCTRt)

468 Eggdrops are falling on my head ...

Posted by: BJ Thomas at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

469 Check to make sure you're invited.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (OCTRt)

This is why I love this place. No angle goes uncovered.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (KbCG3)

470 What if it was actually a gorilla in a karen costume?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (LXmEi)

471 Upon reflection, I realize this sandwich was delivered about five minutes after I asked her to look at our recent CC statement, which was twice as much as our normal.

Now I get it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinize
I'll say. That must have been an expensive sandwich!
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!!

Tell him about the Twinkie.

Posted by: Winston Zedemore at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (tjZg/)

472 Check to make sure you're invited.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (OCTRt)

I'm lol'ing here.

Posted by: Flounder at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (KnJdm)

473 457 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS? Right now an all black alliance is picking off the non-black houseguests for eviction one by one and openly celebrating and specifically saying they want the white people out. It's astonishing. The cognitive dissonance is insane with the fans who are defending it. Leftists are the most racist people ever.

Posted by: Adrienne at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (gegMK)

Change "Black" to "White". If that's racist, the original is racist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

474 471 Tell him about the Twinkie.
Posted by: Winston Zedemore at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (tjZg/)

=======

What about the Twinkie?

(As a side note, playing through the 00s Ghostbusters video game, and it's quality.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

475 launch a whole-of-government effort to respond to this decision

whole-of-government process that will lift up the voices of federal scientists of many perspectives and background

whole-of-government effort to promote competition

an ambitious whole-of-government equity agenda

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (yrol0)

476 I haven't had a Twinkie in aaaaages!

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (suYt/)

477 Big Brother is still a thing?

Dear lawd!
Posted by: Robert

Meme on Fartbook says "This fall starts the 20th season of The Kardashians".

I'm like WTF? 20 years? For the love of God, why?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (OCTRt)

478 The Cali migration today is different, I think. It's people escaping oppression in CA and looking for some freedom elsewhere. So when they show up in SC or ID or WY, they're not looking to turn it into a blue state shithole like they did with Colorado. At least I hope so.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 09, 2021 12:15 PM (GQ5VU)
--------------

We have a neighbor / friend who was a Cali transplant to semi-rural Texas in 2017. Claims to be a conservative refugee. Seemed to be pretty on the level at first - loved the lack of state income taxes, ease of gun ownership, etc.

Then Corona hit. She became an absolute Corona Karen. Loved Abbott for the mask mandate. Hates him for opposition to school mask mandates. Loves the school districts who are defying him. Can't understand why we aren't all getting the shot.

Basically loved Texas freedom when it gave her more disposable income, but couldn't stand it when it meant passing a barefaced unvaxxed schlub like me in the grocery store.

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 12:23 PM (ePZfA)

479 >>Check to make sure you're invited.

Heh. And also, where are you guys -- are we invited?

Posted by: Lizzyl at September 09, 2021 12:23 PM (+Rh4C)

480 Huh. I just learned that Uline sells CD jewel cases at pretty decent discount as compared to other sellers ($0.50 - $0.60 depending on type, versus double that for generics off Amazon). If they're not shite, that is my go-to from now on (not that it will matter for a while - 60 of each type will last me a goodly while).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:23 PM (3p5uk)

481 Side by side: white woman screams at black men protesting for civil rights...

white woman in MONKEY MASK throws egg at black man running for office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

482 She also came home from the store today with two 18-packs of beer (one Yuengling, one Blue Moon), a thing of tequila, some Laphroaig and a nice bottle of Brandy.

I don't know what she's planning but I'm ready to say yes to the adventure.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
***

Is wife swapping still a thing?
Asking dor a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (axyOa)

483 468 Eggdrops are falling on my head ...

Posted by: BJ Thomas at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

That's an improper usage of Eggdrop soup. Some asian will egg creme you for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

484 Biden's Vaccination Edit is issued.

All government employees and employees of contractors.

That covers my entire two-income household.

Goin' John Galt as of now.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (MkuC5)

485 Check to make sure you're invited.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (OCTRt)
++++
That's hugely funny. Dark and kinda mean, but extremely funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (3p5uk)

486 Is the vax a placebo? How would anything be different?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (/hXfz)

487
It wasn't an attack. She was protesting the TX heartbeat law by aborting a chicken.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (FvCkv)

488 (As a side note, playing through the 00s Ghostbusters video game, and it's quality.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

What platform?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

489
They were white eggs.

Posted by: portlandon at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (+oR7L)

490 Dancing with the stars is still a thing somehow. I think they are down to the G list by now. Someone who was an extra in a movie in 1993.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (LXmEi)

491 So, the vaccine actually PREVENTS immunity.

Watch us spread this disease with this ONE TRICK!
Posted by: Sponge -

Gert thinks so, but hey, being one of the leading virologists in the world doesn't mean squat.

https://tinyurl.com/hnfjak2k

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (rBr5S)

492 launch a whole-of-government effort to respond to this decision
whole-of-government process that will lift up the voices of federal scientists of many perspectives and background
whole-of-government effort to promote competition
an ambitious whole-of-government equity agenda
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (yrol0)

I want to see Whole-Of-Givernment resignations.

Better yet, Whole-Of-Government mass suicides.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (suYt/)

493 488 (As a side note, playing through the 00s Ghostbusters video game, and it's quality.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

What platform?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

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The remastered version on the PS4. I got it for $7.50. Worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

494 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS?

Apparently 3.6 million people do. Its the biggest show on Wednesday nights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

495 483 468 Eggdrops are falling on my head ...

Posted by: BJ Thomas at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

That's an improper usage of Eggdrop soup. Some asian will egg creme you for it.

Let's not issue wanton threats, now...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (Bmy3R)

496 1962 - The Surfaris - Wipe Out

https://youtu.be/-YusHyd-duQ

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (4I/2K)

497 I'm raging right now

My local USA-owned rag has a big feature story in bold fonts entitled "GENERATION 9/11" to mark the 20th Anniversary of that awful day.

Who is "Generation 9/11?"
MUSLIM artists, writers, film makers , actors etc.
The story is all about what they've had to overcome and Islamapohobia.

I can't even ....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

498 Was it GP? He didn't make an appearance today. Just saying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (LXmEi)

499 Did anyone read the letter from Cardinal Vigano, posted here yesterday. You really should because it has a lot about the "New World Order"

https://tinyurl.com/5hvwvxn2

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (5HBd1)

500 As long as advertisers keep buying time on them, reality shows are never going away. They are cheap as hell to produce.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

501 We are way past the point where Gorilla Girl gets the serious beat down that she deserves along with the other bums loitering around being violent.

Was she arrested for assault? Once for hurling an egg at someone and for punching someone in the face.

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (oiNtH)

502 492 launch a whole-of-government effort to respond to this decision
whole-of-government process that will lift up the voices of federal scientists of many perspectives and background
whole-of-government effort to promote competition
an ambitious whole-of-government equity agenda
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2021 12:22 PM (yrol0)

I want to see Whole-Of-Givernment resignations.

Better yet, Whole-Of-Government mass suicides.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:24 PM (suYt/)

Japanese style (supuku)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

503 ... My local USA-owned rag has a big feature story in bold fonts entitled "GENERATION 9/11" to mark the 20th Anniversary of that awful day.

Who is "Generation 9/11?"
MUSLIM artists, writers, film makers , actors etc.
The story is all about what they've had to overcome and Islamapohobia. ...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)
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If it's any consolation - and I know it isn't - they're less widely read than ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (3p5uk)

504 Check to make sure you're invited.
Posted by: rickb223

That's hugely funny. Dark and kinda mean, but extremely funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It was only meant to be funny. Not mean at all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (OCTRt)

505 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS?

Apparently 3.6 million people do. Its the biggest show on Wednesday nights.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

Slack-jawed idiots

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (mR6Gs)

506 A toasted sandwich made from a fried egg, bacon, and ham of some sort is a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (Uqk0T)

507 495 483 468 Eggdrops are falling on my head ...

Posted by: BJ Thomas at September 09, 2021 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

That's an improper usage of Eggdrop soup. Some asian will egg creme you for it.

Let's not issue wanton threats, now...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 09, 2021 12:25 PM (Bmy3R)

you'd have to be sum dum gai to do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

508 It was only meant to be funny. Not mean at all.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (OCTRt)
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Yeah, fair. Not exactly mean. I'll stick with "dark," though. Man it's funny, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (3p5uk)

509 So Dem strategists are saying brace for a wipeout in 2022.
I interpret that to mean cities will burn.
Plan accordingly Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (axyOa)

quit teasing me, and start this fuckin party already

Posted by: Unclefacts at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (ihUzW)

510 Jam. Not ham

Though ham added to that sandwich would work.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (Uqk0T)

511 Nood Lincoln project(iles)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

512 We roll our angles in flour and talk to the wet spots.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (5sh7B)

513 >Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2021 12:19 PM (UW2ZS)

From the Twitter trending sidebar:

New World Order
Unfounded claims about the 'New World Order' conspiracy theory are shared after an Australian governmental official used the expression during a press conference on Thursday

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 09, 2021 12:27 PM (DXFDM)

514 Japanese style (supuku)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

I will also accept Tibetan monk style. Gallon of gasoline, match.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (zEpN9)

515 If it's any consolation - and I know it isn't - they're less widely read than ever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (3p5uk)

But it's all bullshit

In my area, Muzzies are using their growing numbers--and victim status--to take over school boards and local governments

NO ONE is holding them back

Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (mR6Gs)

516 501 We are way past the point where Gorilla Girl gets the serious beat down that she deserves along with the other bums loitering around being violent.

Was she arrested for assault? Once for hurling an egg at someone and for punching someone in the face.

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2021 12:26 PM (oiNtH)

If she has a record, is that her third strike?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

517 Well good thing that she wasn't a rodeo clown with an Obama mask on or she'd be in really big trouble!

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (oiNtH)

518 Is the vax a placebo? How would anything be different?
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Placebo wouldn't cause 13k deaths and 100,000+ adverse reactions.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (OCTRt)

519 391 Almost every time I see him pop his head up, I know the conspiracy has let him know what they've done to make sure there are no surprises.
Posted by: Blago at September 09, 2021 12:07 PM

Yeah. As a narcissist, Obama wants to beat Trump. But his delicate ego will not let him risk a loss. No-risk self-glorification is how he does things.

Nothing new there, I just wanted to type something.

Posted by: Spitballs Back In Stock! at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (SmFPm)

520 >>>Meme on Fartbook says "This fall starts the 20th season of The Kardashians".

I'm like WTF? 20 years? For the love of God, why?

>Who are the people giving these creatures money? I don't know any of them.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (UX87A)

521 Racists Against Racism, Unite!
American Communist Faction A1 meets weekly at the library on Oak Street, Tuesdays at 7:00

Posted by: Satans Retards at September 09, 2021 12:29 PM (pPmHJ)

522 But it's all bullshit ...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM (mR6Gs)
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Of course it is. It is the American press. The lie constantly. The tell something approaching truth only when it helps their goals and ambitions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 09, 2021 12:29 PM (3p5uk)

523 At least our long national nightmare of Mean Tweets has ceased.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2021 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)

524 So, the vaccine actually PREVENTS immunity.

Watch us spread this disease with this ONE TRICK!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 09, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Mrs. Reason found a report that outlines how the mRNA pre-disposes your body to only watch for (and fight) one type of virus, to the detriment of your ability to fight others. So yes, it actually prevents you from having a broad swath of defenses against the different types floating around out there.

I believe this was coming directly from one of the scientists who helped develop the mRNA methodology.

Posted by: reason at September 09, 2021 12:33 PM (ePZfA)

525 515 In my area, Muzzies are using their growing numbers--and victim status--to take over school boards and local governments

NO ONE is holding them back.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 09, 2021 12:28 PM

Hey kids. to celebrate diversity we are all going to say the Shahada.
Good job! You are all Muslims now. Now we will study the Koran.

Posted by: The Bad Story Teller at September 09, 2021 12:34 PM (SmFPm)

526 Asking for the collective wisdom from the Horde (yeah, yeah, I know). I work for a company that is 1/2 DoD manufacturing. My group is separate LLC, and housed in the same building. I know our HR is getting chubby thinking about forcing the holdouts (me) to get the jab. I'm a guy who needs a job, 2 kids in college etc. If you were in my position which jab would you get, J&J, Phizer or Moderna.
Also, opinions if this will stand legally, or am I just being a Chicken Little here?
I can't believe it's come to this.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 09, 2021 12:34 PM (7Fj9P)

527 Why didn't he distract her with a "I know who you are!" then rip the mask off??

Posted by: Coki at September 09, 2021 12:58 PM (LsKJ7)

528 She was close enough to rip that mask off. ID her.
Then find out who the cameraperson was who conveniently caught all this staged stuff on film.

Posted by: Coki at September 09, 2021 12:59 PM (LsKJ7)

529 Does anyone watch Big Brother on CBS? Right now an all black alliance is picking off the non-black houseguests for eviction one by one and openly celebrating and specifically saying they want the white people out. It's astonishing. The cognitive dissonance is insane with the fans who are defending it. Leftists are the most racist people ever.

Posted by: Adrienne at September 09, 2021 12:18 PM (gegMK)

It is merely "Auslander raus" and has no negative historical connotations, racisss.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 01:04 PM (HG00O)

530 Elder should demand Newsome denounce this and demand the racist be prosecuted for hate crimes.

Posted by: mercury at September 09, 2021 02:10 PM (egZWr)

531 Democrat women hate black men. Just ask the Scarbourough boys.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at September 09, 2021 02:31 PM (7PzLn)

532 More anti-White BS from the neocon assholes at AoS. Can't help but notice it's only Whites who ever get named for stuff you don't like. Never negros, never browns, and never never jews. So GFY you coprophagous sodomites.

Posted by: Dogbot's Ghost at September 10, 2021 07:24 AM (7E3C4)

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