Gov. Abbot Signs Texas Voting Integrity Bill Into Law

Gov. Greg Abbott Tuesday signed Texas' election reform bill into law, ending a months-long political fight over the controversial legislation.
Abbott, a Republican, traveled to Tyler, Texas to sign the Senate Bill 1, which repeals many of the voting measures that large cities in the state implemented amid the pandemic and overhauls the state’s mail-in voting and polling place systems.
Senate Bill 1 also bars election officials from sending voters unsolicited mail-in ballot applications to voters, threatening jail time if they do so.
The bill cleared the state legislature last week in its second special session. Democrats originally let the regular session expire in May, temporarily killing the bill, when they quietly left the capital in Austin and fled the state to Washington, D.C. after Abbott called the first special session days later.
"One thing that all Texans can agree on is that we must have trust and confidence in our elections," Abbott said during the bill-signing ceremony. "The bill that I'm about to sign helps to achieve that goal."

Stacey Abrams immediately declared herself the real governor of Texas.

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has signed SB1 into law, which Democrats fled the state in order to try and stop:

“Election integrity is now law in the state of Texas.”
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— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 7, 2021

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1 Tank Abrams. Governor of Texas.

heh.

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 12:40 PM (VJsqe)

2 Good!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 12:40 PM (wAnMi)

3 Fleebaggers did not hold.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2021 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 12:40 PM (arJlL)

5 This was always a "when".

It was always theater for the Dems to try to stop it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:40 PM (5p7BC)

6 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

7 I want the TX legislature in AZ.
Abbott? I'm not sure of; but, the legislature I'll take.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 07, 2021 12:41 PM (7jqSp)

8 OMG We are all gonna die!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 07, 2021 12:41 PM (JUOKG)

9 "Is this the hill to die on? Are they not actually dying? Their efforts are going to ensure that Republicans stay in power? Why aren't we doing this?"
-Republican state legislators all over the country, hopefully

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

10 But in the irony department, we can thank the Fleabaggers for showing the world how useless the vaccines are.

Thanks for your help!

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (5p7BC)

11 Who got pants in my shit?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (wAnMi)

12 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (t97fw)

13 DOJ files suit in 3...2..

Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

14 The very least they can do to enforce regular order. Next they need to seced.

Posted by: Fair to middling at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (/BOe2)

15 That's the third good one this month! Makes me glad to be a native Texan.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (JJatH)

16 I did send a email to post this on the prayer list. Could use prayers for my co-worker C and his family. His grandma is dying. She's 90 with an autoimmune disease. He's taking it a bit hard and the family could use prayers of comfort. Thanks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (5HBd1)

17
Yeahbut, Ted Cruz went to Cancun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (UUva/)

18 Has Bette Middler yet issued a Fatwa telling women to not engage in sex until voter fraud is reinstated in Texas?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (HG00O)

19 Texas dems are living in a nightmare! Babies and votes protected.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (mNhhD)

20 And harder!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (jbNYD)

21 15 That's the third good one this month! Makes me glad to be a native Texan.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (JJatH)

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Do us a favor and smack all the native Texans who voted for Beto over Cruz, will ya?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

22 >>>Senate Bill 1 also bars election officials from sending voters unsolicited mail-in ballot applications to voters . . . .

Doesn't anyone proofread and edit anymore?

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (KnJdm)

23 Horse...barn door. YMMV

Posted by: pahound at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (eF8/k)

24 Propaganda Press agents uniformly describe this law as an assault on minority votes. Lies, every word.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (HoQbP)

25 My sister-in-law from Ohio said she's heard "bad things about Texas".

She's an easy idiot to spot.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

26 Let the exceptions begin.

Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (r4sI4)

27 "Garland also affirmed that DOJ prosecutors are working around the clock to find ways to take on the Texas law, saying his agency will 'protect the constitutional rights of women and other persons to falsify votes'"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (T7iTv)

28 Prayers for C and family, may they find comfort.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (7jqSp)

29 One thing I'm not clear on, because I don't follow TX that closely... why isn't a cuck like Abbott vetoing things like this, and that heartbeat bill? Do TX conservatives have some kind of influence? Like a legislature that will override a veto?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (FvCkv)

30 Cue the mewling about how Abbott never does anything and is a big ole RINO.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZsR3z)

31 What's that?
Hawaiian judges
Banging on their gavels?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (jbNYD)

32 Has Bette Middler yet issued a Fatwa telling women to not engage in sex until voter fraud is reinstated in Texas?

I don't ever want to see "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence again.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

33 Sheila Jackson Lee hardest hit.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (TNyrE)

34 OMG We are all gonna die!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 07, 2021 12:41 PM (JUOKG)

Again? I just got over dying from not being able to have sex with Bette MIdler.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (KnJdm)

35 >>>Doesn't anyone proofread and edit anymore?

It betrays a real lac

Posted by: ace at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (0G13K)

36 The TX leg would not only override Abbott's vetoes; they'd shove them up his ass.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (wtvvX)

37 Propaganda Press agents uniformly describe this law as an assault on minority votes. Lies, every word.
Posted by: Huck

Everyone using their cranial matter knows this... AOC doesn't.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (7jqSp)

38 Sheila Jackson Lee hardest hit.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (TNyrE)

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With a 2x4.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)

39 "Sheila Jackson Lee hardest hit."

With a tire iron?

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (x6uUk)

40 Garland also affirmed that DOJ prosecutors are working around the clock to find ways to take on the Texas law, saying his agency will 'protect the constitutional rights of women and other persons to falsify votes

Garland is in the running for "most butthurt and going to show them" with Romney.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (ZsR3z)

41 29 One thing I'm not clear on, because I don't follow TX that closely... why isn't a cuck like Abbott vetoing things like this, and that heartbeat bill? Do TX conservatives have some kind of influence? Like a legislature that will override a veto?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (FvCkv)

=========

Or his cuckness has been overstated? Could it be that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

42 We may have to bring in our partners the Taliban to restore the norms in Texas.

Posted by: General Milley at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (mNhhD)

43 Not realy.

Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (r4sI4)

44 TJM -- Sure, if I can find any who're dumb enough to admit to it!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (JJatH)

45 My sister-in-law from Ohio said she's heard "bad things about Texas".
She's an easy idiot to spot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

Tell her you would love to talk about it with her, but ask her to first get some actual facts so you don't have to carry both sides of the argument.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (HG00O)

46 TJM - WI and PA are both pushing to do this, but trying to figure out how to get past Gov veto.

Probably need GOP Govs in both states to get reform enacted.

NV went the other way, making it Dem forever.

AZ has been waiting for the audit results.

FL and GA already passed election reform.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (5p7BC)

47 I plan to charge all Texas Republicans with treason.

This will not stand! *bursts into tears*

Posted by: Merrick Garland, AG at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (F0YaR)

48 The CDC, DOJ and the State Deportment are readying their flying monkey lawyers to attack TX.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

49 The Democrats are nothing if not creative with their crimes. This will probably work for one four year cycle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (yQpMk)

50 Bevo approves.

Posted by: Bevo at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (Uqk0T)

51 Propaganda Press agents uniformly describe this law as an assault on minority votes. Lies, every word.
Posted by: Huck

Which would explain why blacks oppose such voter integrity bills. Oh wait, they don't. Never mind.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (ZsR3z)

52 DoJ doesn't have a leg to stand on. so to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (VpIIl)

53 Why are people asking if Abbot would veto this? If he didn't want it, he wouldn't have called a special session. I'm no Abbot fan, but sheesh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (kTF2Z)

54 Notsothoreau
Prayers up for your friend and family.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (FtJ1S)

55 We should pretend to have a climate change protest and at the very last second...change to deep state protest.

It keeps glowies from sabotage.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (5sh7B)

56 I just got over dying from not being able to have sex with Bette MIdler.
Posted by: flounder

Please keep your fantasies to yourself!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (7jqSp)

57 Some folks have said some things about Abbot, me included. But he really has done some good stuff.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (o2MD2)

58 "Reform" is a town in Mississippi. Jerry Clower told me about it.

Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (r4sI4)

59 I did send a email to post this on the prayer list. Could use prayers for my co-worker C and his family. His grandma is dying. She's 90 with an autoimmune disease. He's taking it a bit hard and the family could use prayers of comfort. Thanks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Okay

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (arJlL)

60 @39
Ugly stick. Bigly.

Posted by: Zek at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (gIIG8)

61 Federal Judge: This law is arbitrary and capricious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (y1UMU)

62 I'm no Abbot fan, but sheesh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2021 12:47 PM (kTF2Z)

***

I prefer Costello myself...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (flINI)

63 Tell her you would love to talk about it with her, but ask her to first get some actual facts so you don't have to carry both sides of the argument.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (HG00O)

I just look up, smile blankly at her while shaking my head, and return to my regularly scheduled life...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

64 The understand Abbott the Boneless, you just have to ask yourself what would GWB do.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

65 We may have to bring in our partners the Taliban to restore the norms in Texas.
Posted by: General Milley at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (mNhhD)

As usual, the fact that Franco brought in Moroccan troops was the worst thing ever until it becomes necessary again.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (HG00O)

66 DOJ files suit in 3...2..

Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM

Go ahead, this bill is not as restrictive as NY, CT, DE, etc. voting laws.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (JUOKG)

67 61 Federal Judge: This law is arbitrary and capricious.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (y1UMU)

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Salacious?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

68 God Bless Texas!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

69 This bill isn't retroactive, is it?

Posted by: LBJ at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (FJYfm)

70 Like a legislature that will override a veto?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Nope. They can't override a veto.

Therefor Abbott is more conservative than people give him credit for.

This is something the "elections don't matter" folks tend to overlook. Election have been shown to matter quite a bit at the state level.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

71 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

72 67 61 Federal Judge: This law is arbitrary and capricious.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (y1UMU)

========

Salacious?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

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Outrageous!

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (VJsqe)

73 -
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My sister-in-law from Ohio said she's heard "bad things about Texas".
She's an easy idiot to spot.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 07, 2021 12:43 PM -
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Please tell her she's absolutely right and she should stay away.

Posted by: Texas at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (SchQD)

74 Quick analysis on Governor performance...

DeSantis > Abbott >>> Noem

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (5p7BC)

75 Stacey Abrams immediately declared herself the real governor of Texas.

I would jump off the rainbow bridge is that were true.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (yrol0)

76 I'm pretty sure that when Eric Holder moves his fingers Garland's ass twitches.

Posted by: Zek at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (gIIG8)

77 KOFF MOTER VOTER COMPROMISE WAS FOR VOTER ROLLS TO BE PURGED KOFF

Annnnnway, you know what I would like, besides Stabby the Unicorn? Those screaming about how awful this is to set out, in detail, what restrictions, if any, there should be to voting.

Because we cannot have a discussion when one side refuses to state directly what it believes.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

78 I saw earlier on Fox Biz news that starting next Monday in NYC, you will not only need to show your covid vax card to go into restaurants and the like, but you will also need to show an ID to prove it's your vax card.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (4a9Vv)

79 "Federal Judge: This law is arbitrary and capricious."

Immaterial. It's the law. Now go suck it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (B0mGw)

80 There isn't any materiality or basis for a federal lawsuit. The fundamentals of this law exist in other states, have been challenged and found legal.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

81 70 This is something the "elections don't matter" folks tend to overlook. Election have been shown to matter quite a bit at the state level.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

=========

I fully believe the GOPe thought they had purged the party of "Trumpism" in January of 2021.

Then they started getting calls at all levels of the party from major donors to the upper echelon to neighbors of state representatives. The GOP's base was pissed that the GOP had organizationally thrown Trump under the bus so quickly and easily, and they made it very clearly known.

I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

82 While I applaud election integrity, the Democrats have already engaged in fraud without consequence, so is this really going to make any difference?

I still believe the conservatives will consistently lose ground until they figure out how to commit fraud also.

also, unintended consequences: Pederast Harry Reid gets rid of filibuster, Trump appoints 100+ judges...so what are the unintended consequences here? Rep. candidates are jailed by an AG for sending sample ballots while Dem candidates send them without consequence.

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (fMhOl)

83 Texas, the land as wide as Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (4a9Vv)

84 Gov. Abbot is governing like he wants to be re-elected.

Posted by: Good for him, good for Texas at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (fUm2i)

85 Tank Abrams. Governor of Texas.

Everything is bigger in Texas!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

86 Please tell her she's absolutely right and she should stay away.
Posted by: Texas at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (SchQD)

***********

Please add Montana to that list of states libs are to avoid.

Posted by: Montana at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (Uqk0T)

87 *waves to the Empress*

Getting a newish car today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (jbNYD)

88 Because we cannot have a discussion when one side refuses to state directly what it believes.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

The Left is pretty clear. Whatever helps it take or hold power at this moment is what they believe.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (3e+65)

89 My sister-in-law from Ohio said she's heard "bad things about Texas".
==
So, is Cleveland not in Ohio or SOMETHING?

Posted by: really? at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (xTSAs)

90 "Quietly left the capitol?"

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (2JVJo)

91
And possible jail time. lol!

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (RpjyR)

92 Dave in FL, or anyone else - have any of the new election laws made any steps toward paper ballots and no electronics, the obvious and simple solution used in many countries, and required by the US UN and EU for recognition of new representative governments?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (OTzUX)

93 Quick analysis on Governor performance...

DeSantis > Abbott >>> Noem
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (5p7BC)

***

DeSantis > Abbott > Noem >>> Noem > Head Lice > Genital Warts > Ruptured Hemorroid > Hogan

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2021 12:52 PM (flINI)

94 Great, but now do PA, WI, GA, etc.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

95 Tell her you would love to talk about it with her, but ask her to first get some actual facts so you don't have to carry both sides of the argument.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (HG00O)

Can I use this cause I'm using this while talking (when that is possible) with lib relatives.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (KXkkH)

96 29 One thing I'm not clear on, because I don't follow TX that closely... why isn't a cuck like Abbott vetoing things like this, and that heartbeat bill? Do TX conservatives have some kind of influence? Like a legislature that will override a veto?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (FvCkv)

Saul Alinsky, in his Rules for Radicals, wrote that it is just as important to hold to account the politicians that radicals help elect, as to elect them in the first place. The pressure must be maintained.

For too long, we've been satisfied by getting our guy in there, and standing by them - come what may - just so that the 'other guy' doesn't get elected. Politicians are like simple slugs; they respond to stimuli, nothing more. Abbott knows that he's a goner without his base, so he'll do what is necessary to keep it. We're no longer only satisfied with words, however. Don't trust and verify is our new motto.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (mdjgu)

97 Very, very willowed re: vaccine push:

"It might not even be about getting rich on kickbacks. It could well be as simple as "we're in too deep and have to continue or we're all dead."

***

Remember, the manufacturers are sitting on 150M+ doses of a cure for a cold virus from 2019 that no longer exists in the wild.

They've got to figure out some way to continue selling those doses of useless chemical that doesn't do anything. Booster shots of that unchanged 2019 cure for the win!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (GaiJ7)

98 "Quietly left the capitol?"

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

M-O-O-N

That spells Super Spreaders.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (yQpMk)

99 The thing is, do democrats really give a shit about laws when it comes to voter fraud.

The evidence says, no.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (Fs5vw)

100 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

Concur, and they should be.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (ZsR3z)

101 There were a minimum of 100k fraudulent votes added to every Dem up and down the ticket in Harris County (Houston) in 2020.

And this was after ending straight ticket voting.

It was very bizarre, how they all managed a minimum of a 100k margin. Even the county clerk, way down at the bottom, who was only appointed to the job months before, running against the former long-time, well-known clerk ...

I guess I should say "especially the county clerk", since that's the one in charge of counting the votes .

Posted by: Lrrr at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (fwe/c)

102 when they quietly left the capital in Austin

"quietly."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (Bmy3R)

103 LOL

Posted by: California at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

104 Gov. Abbot Signs Texas Voting Integrity Bill Into Law

Racist!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (z79tQ)

105 Media continues with its blacks are too stupid to get an ID and/or fill out a ballot but are never called on their racism. However, everybody can get a vaccine passport, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (r+sAi)

106 Concur, and they should be.
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (ZsR3z)

*hides tire iron behind back*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

107
Because we cannot have a discussion when one side refuses to state directly what it believes.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

They have clearly stated in word and deed that anyone who opposes them openly is a terrorist, and those that don't oppose them openly need to be shown how wrong they are.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (HG00O)

108 ...I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

This should be the normal state of affairs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (mdjgu)

109 "I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG) "

The GOP also has a funding problem. Trump and his Save America pac have been out-raising the party. His lawyers also told the GOP to stop using his image in fundraising materials.

The GOP can either listen to the voters or die.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (VpIIl)

110 DeSantis > Abbott >>> Noem
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:49 PM (5p7BC)

Noem shouldn't even be in the list for consideration.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (KXkkH)

111 Getting on a jet plane is not quiet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (jbNYD)

112 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah. . .no.

Not until we turn Antifa.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (2JVJo)

113 106 *hides tire iron behind back*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

=========

You don't have to show the tire iron as long as they know that it's there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

114 "So, is Cleveland not in Ohio or SOMETHING?"

It's almost all stupid in Ohio anymore. The unions have rotted as the businesses left. Drugs moved in and destroyed everything the politicians haven't stolen. Cleveland is bad, but it's not even remotely the worst.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

115 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

Maybe, but it still isn't enough.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (CcOog)

116 80 There isn't any materiality or basis for a federal lawsuit. The fundamentals of this law exist in other states, have been challenged and found legal.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

You don't thinks that will actually stop us? Ha ha ha.

Posted by: Merrick Garland, AG at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (F0YaR)

117 " ... when they quietly left the capital in Austin and fled the state to Washington, D.C. after Abbott called the first special session days later. "

or as quietly as one can, with a case of miller lite and a brass band pealing out the anthem of "brave and bold heroes", anyway

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 12:56 PM (Seiya)

118 ALL voting should take place on the designated day at designated places and in person with paper ballots. Fuck all that other crap save for allowing military to vote absentee, and even then, the way things have been going in the military, even that might be a bad idea.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 12:56 PM (o2MD2)

119 They've got to figure out some way to continue selling those doses of useless chemical that doesn't do anything.
==
And that's the BEST case scenario -that it doesn't do anything. It probably does do something which is not so good.

Posted by: because in experience the best case scenario is RARE at September 07, 2021 12:56 PM (oS4Zb)

120 Don't look now, but here comes Judge Punchy Macadamia (D-HI) to overturn it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 12:56 PM (Bmy3R)

121 Who enforces it? What are the odds that it isn't systematically violated by bad actors? You know, the same guys who stole the elections in 2020?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (3p5uk)

122 Quietly?

Oh you mean they slunk out like yellow dogs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (jbNYD)

123 >>Annnnnway, you know what I would like, besides Stabby the Unicorn?

A Battle Ostrich and a Shock Lance

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (M1LKA)

124 Texas Democrats "Quietly left the capitol"?

This is akin to Ron Jeremy, "quietly" left his DNA in several places.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

125 Mitch McConnel (the gop) is not afraid of republican voters. In fact he just laughed and snapped his fingers like a soul sister after getting asked for a reach around.

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (RpjyR)

126 Fear of "the base" will only require the correct pretty words to be spoken prior to election day next year. After that, meh. I haven't much watched movies in many years, but even I have seen this one.

"The base" apparently can be stirred by extreme peril and circumstances, sometimes. But not aware of any time it's "followed up" after election day.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

127 39 "Sheila Jackson Lee hardest hit."

With a tire iron?

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 12:45 PM (x6uUk)

With an Ugly Stick. A really big one.

Posted by: a.moron at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (tu3iY)

128 And the nuclear powered Sybian

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (jbNYD)

129 I can feel democracy evaporating from underneath my feet with this Texas stuff. I just can't even.

Posted by: Democrats at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (AD14M)

130 rhomboid - Most of the reforms have been attacking the real source of the 2020 fraud, absentee voter and unmonitored drop boxes.

The Dominion issue has always been a red herring.

Less noticed is putting actual teeth in the laws for violations in FL, GA, and TX. Up to now, fraud is against the law but without a defined penalty.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (5p7BC)

131 I wonder if Governor Abbott stopped in at WierdDave's for lunch afterward?

What with being in Tyler and all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (3D/fK)

132 "You don't thinks that will actually stop us? Ha ha ha."

No, but you may want to spare yourself the embarrassment. You're gonna get crushed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (VpIIl)

133 There are easy fixes ... Dems fight very hard to keep the rigged elections going ... but the shadow men are probably actually in control.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Cus5s)

134 *waves to AP*

That's awesome!

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (mf5HN)

135 Sheila Jackson was run over multiple times with the ugly bush hog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (o2MD2)

136 Garland will be marching to Texas

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (WXxKu)

137 52 DoJ doesn't have a leg to stand on. so to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2021 12:46 PM (VpIIl)

I think it's Abbot who doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: a.moron at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (tu3iY)

138 Cleveland is bad, but it's not even remotely the worst.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 07, 2021 12:55 PM (B0mGw)

***

Just left Youngstown this morning. It is what I was told major cities would look like after a Russian first strike. There is absolutely NOTHING going on there, city streets bereft of normal people but full of urban outdoorsmen and grifters.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (flINI)

139 Again? I just got over dying from not being able to have sex with Bette MIdler.
Posted by: flounder
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Ask Buzzion for tips, about dying, not Bette Middler.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (1vynn)

140 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

Concur, and they should be.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 12:53 PM (ZsR3z)

Not enough to animate them to anything more than failure theater, at least on a federal level.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

141 Doesn't mean as much if it's not purple and blue states doing it.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 07, 2021 01:00 PM (ZR7kf)

142 I think it's Abbot who doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: a.moron at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (tu3iY)

Actually it is Madison Cawthorne who doesn't have a leg to stand on

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (HG00O)

143 "So, is Cleveland not in Ohio or SOMETHING?"

It's almost all stupid in Ohio anymore. The unions have rotted as the businesses left. Drugs moved in and destroyed everything the politicians haven't stolen. Cleveland is bad, but it's not even remotely the worst.
==
PUH LEEEZZZ!!!!

I'mma set you straight. Does your water catch on FIRE? Cuz mine do.

Posted by: the Cuyahoga River at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (7hzfd)

144 Is this the hill to die on? Are they not actually dying? Their efforts are going to ensure that Republicans stay in power? Why aren't we doing this?"
-Republican state legislators all over the country, hopefully
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with

Something like 18 other states have passed stricter voting laws but only Florida and Texas gets mentioned here.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (UVMn8)

145 Meanwhile, real voter suppression continues apace.

Twitter suspended the JD Vance campaign account. I'll bet other GOP accounts are similarly gone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (HoQbP)

146 >>Annnnnway, you know what I would like, besides Stabby the Unicorn?

A Battle Ostrich and a Shock Lance
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (M1LKA)

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (AiZBA)

147 Stacey Abrams immediately declared herself the real governor of Texas.
_________

Well to be fair, she is big enough to cover both TX and GA.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

148 Thanks but hate the circumstances, another driver destroyed my ride yesterday because they thought their half of the road was in the middle. Luckily still in one puece.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (jbNYD)

149 140 Not enough to animate them to anything more than failure theater, at least on a federal level.
Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

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Yes, all they're doing is failure theater.

Seriously, though, I don't really expect them to do anything else. It's all politics all the time, and that's all they can really manage. They have no power over committee or agendas. They have no control over the bureaucracy.

What tangible actions can they do that they're not doing? Press? They do press all the time, and yet the NYT doesn't cover it. Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

150 Not enough to animate them to anything more than failure theater, at least on a federal level.

Many are, but some aren't. You could start with the 19 Senators who voted for the "infrastructure" bill. And by start, I mean defenestration. Don't assume they're all bad.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (ZsR3z)

151 ID?????

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (+ZV5b)

152 To understand Abbott the Boneless, you just have to ask yourself what would GWB do.
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With just a small dollop of cynicism, one could posit that, consistent with Abbott's history, he has determined this law changes very little and is, thus, a safe middle-of-the-road, do-nothing move.

But I'm no cynic. I merely observe Abbott buys "Weasel-out" at the warehouse in bulk ....

Posted by: Lrrr at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (fwe/c)

153 The Dominion issue has always been a red herring.

Less noticed is putting actual teeth in the laws for violations in FL, GA, and TX. Up to now, fraud is against the law but without a defined penalty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (5p7BC)

Not if the dominion issue isn't moving of votes, but telling you who has not voted thus enabling a vote to be cast...

Posted by: Inogame at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (53oGX)

154 Well to be fair, she is big enough to cover both TX and GA.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

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When her people said she'd be going around the state they meant she'd be going AROUND the state

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (VJsqe)

155 War elephants are easily defeated

Posted by: Ronson the War Pig at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (o2MD2)

156 when they quietly left the capital in Austin

"quietly."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 12:54 PM (Bmy3R)

Like the Jews leaving Egypt.

Posted by: Moses at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (4I/2K)

157 "Stacey Abrams immediately declared herself the real governor of Texas."

You almost bought be a new monitor.

Posted by: McLurkerson, laughing his ass off at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (wNDOJ)

158 Just left Youngstown this morning. It is what I was told major cities would look like after a Russian first strike. There is absolutely NOTHING going on there, city streets bereft of normal people but full of urban outdoorsmen and grifters.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (flINI)
================
Sounds like the city is really on the upswing, and much improved!

Posted by: Dean Martin at September 07, 2021 01:03 PM (HoQbP)

159 153 Not if the dominion issue isn't moving of votes, but telling you who has not voted thus enabling a vote to be cast...
Posted by: Inogame at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (53oGX)

==========

When people showed up with boxes of ballots in PA in the middle of the night, I doubt they were lining them up against voter rolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

160 It's a start.
Now to get rid of that imbecile speaker of the house, Phelan

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 07, 2021 01:03 PM (yPxXc)

161 As of 9/1, in Texas, you can also carry a gun, concealed or otherwise, without a permit. This should help with any illegal voting as well. Illegal voting is a threat to democracy and a threat to democracy is a threat to everyone's safety. So don't make me shoot you in self defense you crazy Dems!

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2021 01:03 PM (OsEWJ)

162 I just got over dying from not being able to have sex with Bette MIdler.
__________

Probably preferable to dying from actually having sex with her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

163 Voter integrity laws are made to be broken.

Posted by: Democrats Everywhere at September 07, 2021 01:04 PM (BFigT)

164 Don't assume they're all bad.

Or at least that they aren't sentient enough to do what's in their best interest. I don't really care about their motivation, as long as they do what they're supposed to.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 01:04 PM (ZsR3z)

165 This is excellent news. Unfortunately, the law is a useless gesture. Only ten or twelve people live in Texas today. Half the population living in Texas at the beginning of this yea died of COVID, half killed each other in the past week using the handguns they could carry without a permit, and half died from the horrendous effects of anthropagenic climate change. That math must be right; my source is the New York Times.

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:04 PM (AMIL/)

166 Dave in FL electronics is not at all a red herring, and was a problem before "Dominion" was a name known to people.

There is no reason for any of it, all of our elections were conducted forever until recently without any of it, those in many countries whose elections are considered very secure do not use any, for a reason.

"Appearance of conflict of interest", or "appearance of impropriety", are key concepts now mostly discarded in our culture and system, with predictable results. Anything besides paper in elections quite reasonably creates lack of confidence, as it creates possibilities for the easiest kind of fraud possible, simply changing the score.

Of the vital trinity - paper ballots only, one day of voting, absentees with strict security measures (as has been the norm) - paper ballots only is at least as important as the rest.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

167 165 This is excellent news. Unfortunately, the law is a useless gesture. Only ten or twelve people live in Texas today. Half the population living in Texas at the beginning of this yea died of COVID, half killed each other in the past week using the handguns they could carry without a permit, and half died from the horrendous effects of anthropagenic climate change. That math must be right; my source is the New York Times.
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:04 PM (AMIL/)

==========

What about women who died crawling to New Mexico for an abortion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

168
*hides tire iron behind back*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Hank Hill prefers a 9 Iron:

https://youtu.be/GzcZ_DrrmUk?t=129

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (UUva/)

169 Just left Youngstown this morning. It is what I was told major cities would look like after a Russian first strike. There is absolutely NOTHING going on there, city streets bereft of normal people but full of urban outdoorsmen and grifters.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2021 12:59 PM (flINI)
================
Sounds like the city is really on the upswing, and much improved!
==
To experience the real magic of Youngstown you have to come back, in February. Maybe spend valentines day in Youngstown this year. I'm sure the experience will be memorable.

Posted by: Marriage Counselor of Doom at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (YizQ6)

170 t is fun to watch Marxist heads explode.

Also, relating to the Texas abortion bill, clueless twat Bette Midler got on twitter and called on all women to refuse sex to their mates until that bill was rescinded. Wow, now there's a threat! Being refused sex by Midler is a gift, not a penalty.

Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (oiNtH)

171 If Texas would open the season on Yankees they would never have to worry 'bout going blue again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (o2MD2)

172 Please no.

No Stacey Abrams with billowing cape as she joggles to Texas..

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (jbNYD)

173 165 This is excellent news. Unfortunately, the law is a useless gesture. Only ten or twelve people live in Texas today. Half the population living in Texas at the beginning of this yea died of COVID, half killed each other in the past week using the handguns they could carry without a permit, and half died from the horrendous effects of anthropagenic climate change. That math must be right; my source is the New York Times.
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:04 PM (AMIL/)

Did you take maths from Dr Most High Reverend Jill?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (yrol0)

174 I'll bet she hates it when you pronounce her name 'Betty'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (AytXr)

175 Well to be fair, she is big enough to cover both TX and GA.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

Smaller politicians orbit her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (yQpMk)

176 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

In my depressed, dumb-assed commenter opinion, if the GOP were actually "afraid" of its base it would not:

1. Pre-emptively declare the impeachment of Stinkfinger a "distraction" and insist it is not on the table;

2. Award the murdering capitol police medals of honor for their "bravery."

Change my mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (2JVJo)

177 Anna you are looking for a new car? How about one of these..

https://tinyurl.com/prtx5b95

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (Tnijr)

178 Election integrity light.

But better than election insecurity platinum edition I guess.

Posted by: astonerii at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (VcZlJ)

179 Tank Abrams just declared herself master over every single all you can eat buffet from coast to coast.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (mEgow)

180 good news, Rassy has Joe back at 47

where he was 3 weeks ago

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (uCLWI)

181
Look, we're both reasonable people.

You said it, friend.

https://youtu.be/GzcZ_DrrmUk?t=107

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (UUva/)

182 176 1. Pre-emptively declare the impeachment of Stinkfinger a "distraction" and insist it is not on the table;

Change my mind.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (2JVJo)

==========

Impeachment talk is failure theater. It won't lead to Biden's conviction or removal. It's pure fodder for fundraising emails to the base at best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

183 Less noticed is putting actual teeth in the laws for violations in FL, GA, and TX. Up to now, fraud is against the law but without a defined penalty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:58 PM (5p7BC)

Getting rid of an election "DAY" is the death of the republic. Mail something in any old time that requires no proof of being on time or having been sent by the actual voter or even requested by a voter or maintained securely end-to-end? What could possibly go right with that?

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2021 01:08 PM (3e+65)

184 it's about time. can't wait for the hawaii judge to try and block this because reasons...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 07, 2021 01:08 PM (8D42x)

185 Tank Abrams just declared herself master over every single all you can eat buffet from coast to coast.

A moan of "you been heah foah howah - you go now" was heard nationwide.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 01:08 PM (ZsR3z)

186 155 War elephants are easily defeated

Posted by: Ronson the War Pig at September 07, 2021 01:02 PM (o2MD2)

True, but it's difficult nowadays to find enough Neanderthals or Roman legionaries to hire for the job.

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:08 PM (AMIL/)

187 81 70 This is something the "elections don't matter" folks tend to overlook. Election have been shown to matter quite a bit at the state level.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (5p7B

________________________________

And, do you think that stealing a General Election is where this stops? They've just proven you can out and out steal and election (even if the actual results were a landslide in the other direction) without consequences.

Now the same premise will be applied on a local level. State Supreme Courts, State House seats, State Senate seats.Governors... That was the one Achillies heel on the total control using the pandemic and they will make every effort to remedy that.

Short version: Shit runs downhill.

Posted by: Orson at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (YLWK3)

188 . That math must be right; my source is the New York Times.
Posted by: Gref
---------

So, the worship of wind generators failed? They proved to be false gods?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (AytXr)

189 I posit that the GOP is actually more afraid of its base today than it has been for forty years.

In my depressed, dumb-assed commenter opinion, if the GOP were actually "afraid" of its base it would not:
==
Why, would they be 'afraid'. They succeeded in ousting Trump. We don't rule them, they rule us.

Posted by: uniparty rules at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (7hzfd)

190 176 1. Pre-emptively declare the impeachment of Stinkfinger a "distraction" and insist it is not on the table;

Change my mind.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:06 PM (2JVJo)

Anybody else hearing Shirley Bassey sing a new version of her Bond theme?

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

191 A Battle Ostrich and a Shock Lance
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (M1LKA)

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 07, 2021 01:01 PM (AiZBA)

Obviously gif here.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

192 Getting a newish car today.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Good luck with it !

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (arJlL)

193 Also, relating to the Texas abortion bill, clueless twat Bette Midler got on twitter and called on all women to refuse sex to their mates until that bill was rescinded.

**

Good plan, but how will the husbands know?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (GaiJ7)

194 Saddle up and move 'em out!

Posted by: Trailboss Moses at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (4I/2K)

195 Since Democrats make up the majority of bureaucrats in all Gov'ts, they'll find a way to cheat.

Sad to say what needs to be done is make into laws ways of making the vote transparent and quickly verified separately from any group made up any number of Democrats but who are unknown as they have lied or hidden their true affiliation.

The voters need some way of verifying that their vote was counted correctly.

Firstly a voter should get a copy of what they actually voted. I'm surprised that to this day a voter doesn't have proof that they even voted and/or what their vote was. Amazing in this digital age.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (nzLi4)

196 Laws mean nothing without people in a position of influence with the will to enforce them.

There were laws on the books in 2020. Democrats and the Deep State either illegally changed them or broke them all.

There are laws on the books for immigration. No one enforces them. There are laws on the books for rioting and looting and arson. No one in Democrat cities enforces them.

The 2020 election was stolen. Laws were brazenly broken. But no one in the entire country was willing to stand up to the Deep State threats.

Wake me up when laws actually matter again in this country.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (Do5/p)

197 Where is the AZ audit?

And if that audit had only to deal with paper ballots, wouldn't it have been complete a bit earlier? Aren't "server logs" and such one of the pieces they're waiting for? Why the F should an election audit have to rely on "server logs" or anything like them?

(spoiler: they don't, and shouldn't have to)

If one conducted an audit of a provincial election in Alberta, how many electronic artifacts would one have to contend with?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (OTzUX)

198 Getting a newish car today.

**

THE HORDE REQUIRES DETAILS

(also I no-joke read that as "getting an Amish car today" initially)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (GaiJ7)

199
What are chances Florida passes a voter integrity bill like the one in Texas, DiF?

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (RpjyR)

200 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

Also reported was Stacy Abrams leaving five Golden Coral Restaurants in Georgia...

Posted by: James at September 07, 2021 01:11 PM (24+Vp)

201 Firstly a voter should get a copy of what they actually voted. I'm surprised that to this day a voter doesn't have proof that they even voted and/or what their vote was. Amazing in this digital age.

Good idea. And they should be required to respond, verifying that the vote is genuine. If there is no response, e.g. from the large dead population, the vote is discarded.

Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 01:11 PM (ZsR3z)

202
There are laws on the books for immigration. No one enforces them. There are laws on the books for rioting and looting and arson. No one in Democrat cities enforces them.

The 2020 election was stolen. Laws were brazenly broken. But no one in the entire country was willing to stand up to the Deep State threats.

Wake me up when laws actually matter again in this country.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (Do5/p)

The feds pay people to break immigration law and aid and abet illegals. It's smiled upon.

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2021 01:11 PM (ONvIw)

203 War elephants are easily defeated

Posted by: Ronson the War Pig
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Obligatory Far Side cartoon: https://tinyurl.com/9xcddhwf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:11 PM (l0Lgi)

204 32 Has Bette Middler yet issued a Fatwa telling women to not engage in sex until voter fraud is reinstated in Texas?

I don't ever want to see "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence again.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

----------------------------

But you've just written "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence! Ahh! I've don't it, too.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (CAJOC)

205 Ein silbe Corolla.

The other Corollas on lot had airbag recall issues or 11 years old.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (jbNYD)

206 Good idea. And they should be required to respond, verifying that the vote is genuine. If there is no response, e.g. from the large dead population, the vote is discarded.
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 01:11 PM (ZsR3z)

If a dead person can vote, they can respond to a verification.

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (ONvIw)

207 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases: https://tinyurl.com/3w8rc6cv

Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (OMsf+)

208 A Battle Ostrich and a Shock Lance
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 12:57 PM (M1LKA)

A cada uno segun su avestruz

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (HG00O)

209 Impeaching Biden is a distraction...? From what? What the hell is congress doing that is more important then getting rid of the Pretender n' Thief?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (DpkTQ)

210 207 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases: https://tinyurl.com/3w8rc6cv
Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (OMsf+)

==========

Basey McBaseFace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

211 "118 ALL voting should take place on the designated day at designated places and in person with paper ballots."

nothing to add.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (Seiya)

212 A cada cual segun su avestruz

because I am an idiot

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (HG00O)

213 Anna Puma!
Before you waste money on some mundane form of transportation, have you considered this?

https://tinyurl.com/rdju4aan

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (o2MD2)

214 Well, well well...CBS comes out today with another blaring scare headline; "Patients wait thousands of minutes in Texas ER!" Dum Dum DUM!

The article quotes one Dr. Hasan Kakli from El Campo Hospital as this supposedly calm emergency room doctor that screams in terror over Covid 19 like an eight grader watching a Friday the 13th movie...

Only problem? There is no Dr. Kakli listed working at El Campo Hospital - I know because I went to their website and checked their current roster of Doctors listed working there...I wonder if CBS also checked? Nah, who are we kidding....

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (5iUNf)

215 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Good to see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (csEWM)

217 Yay Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

218 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases:

Base McBaseface
Attila the Hun Friendship and Ravaging Grounds
Red Dawn
Joe Biden Stole the Election

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (DpkTQ)

219 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

Coof 2020 killed them. Ours never reopened.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (OCTRt)

220 209 Impeaching Biden is a distraction...? From what? What the hell is congress doing that is more important then getting rid of the Pretender n' Thief?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (DpkTQ)

=========

Will the Senate vote for conviction?

The Democratic controlled the "narrative" around Trump and his impeachment, and they still had to shut down voting in six states to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall after months of mail in voting cheating came up short. The "narrative" did nothing for them and probably ended up hurting them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

221 /off sock

Posted by: Chuck C at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (EughT)

222 209 Impeaching Biden is a distraction...? From what? What the hell is congress doing that is more important then getting rid of the Pretender n' Thief?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (DpkTQ)

Lining their pockets with generational wealth

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

223 OVERRULED!!!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (/4vtq)

224 Getting a newish car today.
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------

Heh. A late model VW Bug?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (l0Lgi)

225 188 . That math must be right; my source is the New York Times.
Posted by: Gref
---------

So, the worship of wind generators failed? They proved to be false gods?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (AytXr)

Sorry, but Gref can't reply. He was killed five minutes ago by heat stroke and gunshot wounds while standing in line to be treated for serious COVID by the one remaining doctor in Texas.

Posted by: Ghost of Gref at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (AMIL/)

226 ALL voting should take place on the designated day at designated places and in person with paper ballots."

With a purple dyed finger after you vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (DpkTQ)

227 Also, relating to the Texas abortion bill, clueless twat Bette Midler got on twitter and called on all women to refuse sex to their mates until that bill was rescinded.

Geez, Bette, whose side are you on?!

Posted by: Planned Promiscuity at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (fFtVH)

228 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases:

Base McBaseface
Attila the Hun Friendship and Ravaging Grounds
Red Dawn
Joe Biden Stole the Election
Posted by: 18-1

Ft. Yeah You're A Pussy

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (OCTRt)

229 Army base names?

"Davenport United States of America Military Club"
"Cheyenne United States of America Military Club"
Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (3p5uk)

230 Basey McBaseFace
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Obligatory: "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Mt. Dew"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (HG00O)

231 207 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases: https://tinyurl.com/3w8rc6cv
Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (OMsf+)

From Fort Hood to:

Steel Boom Truck Place
Home of the III ID
You Know, man, The Thing

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (mEgow)

232 Have to admit, I've never "got" the etymology behind "coof."

It's..."cough" plus...coup? It's "Covid" plus "cough"? "Cough" plus "flu"?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (Bmy3R)

233 Coof 2020 killed them. Ours never reopened.
Posted by: rickb223
--------

See: Mom & Pop businesses across the land.

But, 'If it saves just one life!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (l0Lgi)

234 Anna you are looking for a new car? How about one of these..

https://tinyurl.com/prtx5b95
Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (Tnijr)

Found one for AtC. https://p50cars.com/

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (T7iTv)

235 Again. Does anyone think the dems really give a shit about voting laws? The blatant fraud will continue.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)

236 Easy.

Marshal Kliment Voroshilov Army Base

Bergdahl Army Base

Obama Air Force Base

Walker Family Naval and Anti-Racism Base

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (OTzUX)

237 Army base names?

"Davenport United States of America Military Club"
"Cheyenne United States of America Military Club"
Etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (3p5uk)

Fort Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases:

Base McBaseface
Attila the Hun Friendship and Ravaging Grounds
Red Dawn
Joe Biden Stole the Election
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (DpkTQ)

A Shortfall Of Gravitas.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (AiZBA)

239 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

Pity it wasn't Chik-Fil-A.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

240 "A Battle Ostrich and a Shock Lance"

Blast from the past! I loved that game. Put many a quarter in the slot.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (x6uUk)

241 This blonde in a short skirt is pleased at the new law, but is also understands that obedience and enforcement are unlikely to come to fruition:
https://is.gd/FNH5tD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

242 From Fort Hood to:

Fort in Da Hood

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (L91xj)

243 Joint Base Twelve Lieutenants Pointing North !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (Seiya)

244 >>>Good plan, but how will the husbands know?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 07, 2021 01:09 PM (GaiJ7)

======

Heh

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (RIPpb)

245 How come, "If only Stalin knew!" is a thing and " If only Hitler knew!" is not?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (mR6Gs)

246 Also, relating to the Texas abortion bill, clueless twat Bette Midler got on twitter and called on all women to refuse sex to their mates until that bill was rescinded.

Can't cut the men off if you don't know where they're getting it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (OCTRt)

247 All of the bases should be named random two letter phonetic alphabet names. Like Golf Romeo. Or Uniform Hotel.

Except one. Space Force's first base on the Moon should be "Alpha."

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (3e+65)

248 >>Blast from the past! I loved that game. Put many a quarter in the slot.

I would buy a Joust in a hot second. Loved that f'n game.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (M1LKA)

249 Again. Does anyone think the dems really give a shit about voting laws? The blatant fraud will continue.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 07, 2021 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)

Change "dems" to GOP and you're on the nose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (2JVJo)

250 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

What?!?!??!!

Posted by: Stacy "eternal hunger" Abrams at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Pity it wasn't Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

Seconded. I haven't darkened the door of those goddam fucking traitors ever since, and I never will. Dan Cathy can suck my white dick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Bmy3R)

252 Interesting item at Insty; Goldmans cutting their GDP forecast for the 3rd time in the last month.

Can't wait for the "enexpectedly" excuses

Posted by: Lrrr at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (fwe/c)

253 226 ALL voting should take place on the designated day at designated places and in person with paper ballots."

With a purple dyed finger after you vote.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 01:15 PM (DpkTQ)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (csEWM)

254
If you hold out on your husband until Party policy goals are met, you've already been holding out for many years because you are frigid.

I would say you should threaten your poor husband with sex... that's a threat with some "teeth," IYKWIM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (FvCkv)

255 Wake me up when laws actually matter again in this country.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (Do5/p)

Yep. It don't mean nothing till someone of consequence goes to FPMITA prison.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:19 PM (CcOog)

256 251 Pity it wasn't Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

Seconded. I haven't darkened the door of those goddam fucking traitors ever since, and I never will. Dan Cathy can suck my white dick.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Bmy3R)

Thirded.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

257 I believe our partners the Taliban, having been so incredibly helpful during the withdrawal, should have naming rights to new Army bases.

Posted by: General Milley at September 07, 2021 01:19 PM (mNhhD)

258 Texas dems are living in a nightmare! Babies and votes protected.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 12:42 PM (mNhhD)

Reduced abortions mean fewer dead people, the Dems' primary voting bloc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:19 PM (IbSZz)

259
I don't imagine it's been a good last 1.5 years for buffet restaurants.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (UUva/)

260 Army base names?

Jane Fonda Air Force Base.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)

261 There's a new Matrix movie coming out, Neo fights the machines, and January 6 insurrectionists time traveled to the future.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (OsEWJ)

262 I would say you should threaten your poor husband with sex... that's a threat with some "teeth," IYKWIM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (FvCkv)
++++
:: Channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/ra9X3i98Vgw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (3p5uk)

263 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

Brian Stelter hardest hit?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

264 218 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases:

Base McBaseface
Attila the Hun Friendship and Ravaging Grounds
Red Dawn
Joe Biden Stole the Election
_________

They could rename Ft. Bragg "The Jeffrey MacDonald Family Annihilation Center"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

265 251 Pity it wasn't Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

Seconded. I haven't darkened the door of those goddam fucking traitors ever since, and I never will...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Bmy3R)

Thirded.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

Forthed...

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (KXkkH)

266 241 This blonde in a short skirt is pleased at the new law, but is also understands that obedience and enforcement are unlikely to come to fruition:
https://is.gd/FNH5tD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

Those heels are riddickerous.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (dfRN6)

267 (also I no-joke read that as "getting an Amish car today" initially)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 07, 2021 01:10 PM (GaiJ7)

I picture a late model yugo with a horse hitched to it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (yrol0)

268 I don't imagine it's been a good last 1.5 years for buffet restaurants.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (UUva/)

And yet....Americans STILL managed to gain weight.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)

269 259
I don't imagine it's been a good last 1.5 years for buffet restaurants.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (UUva/)

One of my guys mentioned they went to Golden Corral and the prices were jacked up all to hell. Last buffet I went to was probably New China Buffet, was pretty good at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (csEWM)

270 Fort Dicks

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (mR6Gs)

271
Ft. Gramsci
Ft. Marcuse
Ft. Alinsky

Until we have some accomplished blood-soaked tyrants we can name them after, these will have to do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (FvCkv)

272 I don't ever want to see "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence again.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

I seem to remember she had a nice rack, back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (IbSZz)

273 Oh dear, that one probably won't be popular. It's Pashto for How Does Our Ass Taste.

Posted by: General Milley at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (mNhhD)

274 Here you go Horde, have fun recommending new names for Army bases: https://tinyurl.com/3w8rc6cv
Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (OMsf+)

Ft. Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (T7iTv)

275 Until we have some accomplished blood-soaked tyrants we can name them after, these will have to do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (FvCkv)
++++
How about their boots-on-the-ground intellectuals? Like the jewel of the Sorbonne?
Ft. Pol Pot

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (3p5uk)

276 Fwd Base : Abandoned

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (M1LKA)

277 there was never any question if Hitler knew

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (HG00O)

278 But you've just written "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence! Ahh! I've don't it, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 01:12 PM (CAJOC)

Bette Midler might love teh sechs, but from a distance.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (5aFbR)

279 Triumpiranulize Joint Strike Base

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (mEgow)

280
Seconded. I haven't darkened the door of those goddam fucking traitors ever since, and I never will. Dan Cathy can suck my white dick.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Bmy3R)

Do you have a black dick too?

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)

281 And yet....Americans STILL managed to gain weight.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)

Eat more carbs and move around a lot less! Don't go outside! Wear this mask that makes physical activity a problem- even while outside and alone! Order more food in! Get that Ben and Jerry's!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (csEWM)

282 Fort Cis

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (M1LKA)

283 Fort Abandoned Munitions

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

284 241 This blonde in a short skirt is pleased at the new law, but is also understands that obedience and enforcement are unlikely to come to fruition:
https://is.gd/FNH5tD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

Those heels are riddickerous.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2021 01:20 PM (dfRN6)

The classic type are the best on a good looking woman. Those are dumb as all get all.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (KXkkH)

285

Now do PA. And GA, WI, AZ...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (s2VJv)

286
I'd give my pinkie finger to go back to 1979 and eat at a Rustler's Steak House, but I have no intention to ever eat off a "buffet" again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (UUva/)

287 Fort Eat My Ass for a Promotion

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

288

Fort Fart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

289 Soviet history is absolutely filled with good names !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (Seiya)

290 Ft. Bergdahl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (l0Lgi)

291 This blonde in a short skirt is pleased at the new law, but is also understands that obedience and enforcement are unlikely to come to fruition:
https://is.gd/FNH5tD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

She looks like a British bird. That door behind her looks like it's in London.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (cSyAR)

292 Ft. Manning

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (l0Lgi)

293 Before you waste money on some mundane form of transportation, have you considered this?

https://tinyurl.com/rdju4aan

They should have used the Mach E for the base of that thing since it already had a head start...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (CcOog)

294 Oh noes he din int!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (/1l9x)

295 Fort Graft.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (x6uUk)

296 Texas seems to be on a roll lately.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Vxu+H)

297 I seem to remember she had a nice rack, back in the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM (IbSZz)

Yup and she wasn't shy about showing cleavage. That's how she became a "thing." That and becoming a gay icon first. Barry Manilow was her piano player.

If you want a loyal audience, grab the gays first.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (mR6Gs)

298 289 Soviet history is absolutely filled with good names !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (Seiya)

Anatevka, Prokhorovka, gee I really wanna,
from Kolyma, Viazma, come on pretty momma...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

299 They should have used the Mach E for the base of that thing since it already had a head start...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:24 PM (CcOog)

I don't care how good the Mach E supposedly is, Ford should have NEVER called it a Mustang.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (KXkkH)

300 How come, "If only Stalin knew!" is a thing and " If only Hitler knew!" is not?
Posted by: JoeF.

Because Stalin's dead.

Hitler shaved his 'stache and married Bill Clinton.

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (arJlL)

301 251 Pity it wasn't Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (2JVJo)

Seconded. I haven't darkened the door of those goddam fucking traitors ever since, and I never will. Dan Cathy can suck my white dick.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Bmy3R)

They finished building the first franchise within 100 miles of me just as their leadership went woke.

Have never been in it, and their wokeness doesn't seem to have won them any points among the leftards I know either. Wonder how being more selective in their appeal is working out for the franchisees.

Posted by: Washington Generals at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

302 Fort Cis

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (M1LKA)

Fort Sus

Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Pqytn)

303 In honor of our current JCS, SecDef, and high command, I propose to rename the Pentagon, the Benedict Arnold Spa and Nail Emporium.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (UVMn8)

304 Fort Snafu

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (4I/2K)

305 Fort Intelligence Laundromat

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (3p5uk)

306 Fort (Your Company Name Here!)

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (VJsqe)

307 Buck and Clay are talking about this now. Is AOSHQ their show prep?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (BBBoi)

308 Ft. All White People are Racist Nazi Supremacists

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

309 67 61 Federal Judge: This law is arbitrary and capricious.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (y1UMU)

========

Salacious?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

__

Was there any balm applied to this bill?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (GQ5VU)

310 Fort Lac

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (dfRN6)

311 I don't care how good the Mach E supposedly is, Ford should have NEVER called it a Mustang.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
------

Their marketing people are too young to remember the Mustang II.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (l0Lgi)

312 Fort Surrender..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (L91xj)

313 "Found one for AtC. https://p50cars.com/"

I love those bubble canopies.

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (Tnijr)

314 I would be in favor of renaming forts in honor of recent Medal of Honor awardees who served there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (BBBoi)

315 John Pierce statement:

On Sunday, September 5, 2021, I was released from an LA-area hospital following a 12-day stay. I was not "missing" or anything of the sort. I am greatly appreciative of the many expressions of prayer and support. And I am deeply grateful for the amazing care I received from the doctors, nurses, and staff who cared for me. While I am doing very well, my doctor has advised that I not resume a full-time schedule until Monday, September 13th, as my recuperation continues this week. Next week, I expect to be fully operational.

Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

316 Their marketing people are too young to remember the Mustang II.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mustang II Boredom 0

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (OCTRt)

317 Fort Snafu
Posted by: Count de Monet
----------

Ha!

Ft. Fubar

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (l0Lgi)

318 Buck and Clay are talking about this now. Is AOSHQ their show prep?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 01:26 PM (BBBoi)

Yes

Earlier they were talking about the Female Dominance on College Campuses and Fauci's lies---both of which were covered here in their own threads

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)

319 Absolutely Fabulous!!! Naval Air Station

(Fly in for a trim!)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (mEgow)

320 It was only controversial because the democrats were opposed to it.

If there had been a Democrat gov and congress it would be a nothing burger that the Republicans opposed.

Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (mpXpK)

321 289 Soviet history is absolutely filled with good names!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:23 PM (Seiya)

Maloyaroslavets.

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (AMIL/)

322 Their marketing people are too young to remember the Mustang II.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (l0Lgi)

Ford Escort with a V6

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (HG00O)

323 Fort Clusterfuck and daisy chain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (o2MD2)

324 I would be in favor of renaming forts in honor of recent Medal of Honor awardees who served there.
Posted by: Caesar

*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (OCTRt)

325 Fort Chest Feeding

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (mNhhD)

326 Nancy Pelosi says everything about Texas stinks. Unlike my district in SF, which I visit only when I have to.

Posted by: Colin at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (1BIQV)

327 John Pierce statement:

On Sunday, September 5, 2021, I was released from an LA-area hospital following a 12-day stay. I was not "missing" or anything of the sort. I am greatly appreciative of the many expressions of prayer and support. And I am deeply grateful for the amazing care I received from the doctors, nurses, and staff who cared for me. While I am doing very well, my doctor has advised that I not resume a full-time schedule until Monday, September 13th, as my recuperation continues this week. Next week, I expect to be fully operational.
Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

Pardon my ignorance, but who is John Pierce?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

328 How come, "If only Stalin knew!" is a thing and " If only Hitler knew!" is not?
Posted by: JoeF.

Because Stalin's dead.

Hitler shaved his 'stache and married Bill Clinton.
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (arJlL)

This post has been checked and rated All-Too-True.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (AiZBA)

329 Ft. Circle Jerk

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

330
I don't care how good the Mach E supposedly is, Ford should have NEVER called it a Mustang.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM

I'm more pissed off about that than I am about the 'lectric F-150 (& I'm plenty pissed off about the 'lectric F-150)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (FX+dV)

331 Fort Snafu
Posted by: Count de Monet
----------

Ha!

Ft. Fubar
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ft. Bohica

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (OCTRt)

332 Bette Midler immediately took to Twitter to compel women to stop voting until this unjust law is repealed.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (ePZfA)

333 Except one. Space Force's first base on the Moon should be "Alpha."

Posted by: blaster

/checks position of moon

Missed that window by a couple of decades, chief.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (OUMaO)

334 Fort Surrender..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (L91xj)

But don't give yourself away-ay

Posted by: Cheap Trick at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (mR6Gs)

335 Fort Frumunda Myballzack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (UuD2k)

336 I think I just heard Sandra Smith (or is it Sondra) say that shufflin' Joe got heckled in Joisey today.

Posted by: micky at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (3byMq)

337 >>>Ford Escort with a V6
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (HG00O

=======

Pinto?

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (RIPpb)

338 Hunter Biden AFB and Money Laundering Center

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (Fs5vw)

339 Pardon my ignorance, but who is John Pierce?
Posted by: JoeF.

Mildred's Hubby !

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (arJlL)

340 I don't care how good the Mach E supposedly is, Ford should have NEVER called it a Mustang.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:25 PM (KXkkH)

*fistbump* #notamustang

The Mustang II was not a bad car for its time, but it was a pretty bad time for American cars as a whole.

Most Mustang IIs found their way to junkyards not because the car was bad, but because the front suspension was so good. Hot rodders were buying the cars secondhand in the 80's to rip the IFS out of it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (CcOog)

341 Fort Bohica

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (4I/2K)

342 Fort Skippy

Fort Hello Kitty

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (mNhhD)

343 Fort Frumunda Myballzack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:30 PM (UuD2k)

Located in NY

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

344 Pardon my ignorance, but who is John Pierce?
Posted by: JoeF.
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Well, it's right there...a guy who was just released from the hospital.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (ELgVT)

345 285

Now do PA. And GA, WI, AZ...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:22 PM (s2VJv)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (csEWM)

346 I'm more pissed off about that than I am about the 'lectric F-150 (& I'm plenty pissed off about the 'lectric F-150)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (FX+dV)

__

Why do you care what a car is called or if a truck will have an ev option?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (GQ5VU)

347 Their marketing people are too young to remember the Mustang II.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:27 PM (l0Lgi)

Ford Escort with a V6
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:28 PM (HG00O)

The customer modified builds with a 351C were pretty awesome though. Light car with too much power. What can go wrong here?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (KXkkH)

348 Pardon my ignorance, but who is John Pierce?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

Apparently, the missing Jan 6th lawyer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (T7iTv)

349 Fort Ben Dover

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (mD/uy)

350 Pinto?

No, Flatfeet !

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (arJlL)

351 The biggest insult Ford ever made to the Mustang was
"The All New Piece 'O' Shit II".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (o2MD2)

352 What are chances Florida passes a voter integrity bill like the one in Texas, DiF?
Posted by: 13times
----------
It was signed into law back in March.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (5p7BC)

353
/tin foil hat on

Sounds like the Feds snatched up this John Pierce lawyer-flake and held him under duress for 12 days. I'd say he's "compromised."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (UUva/)

354 This blonde in a short skirt is pleased at the new law, but is also understands that obedience and enforcement are unlikely to come to fruition:
https://is.gd/FNH5tD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

Don't like peep-toe shoes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

355 Joint Base Army-Navy Surplus Store

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (AMIL/)

356 USS Bonhomme Richard Naval Training Base

(We are on fire with our curriculum)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (mEgow)

357 Per WZs, Biden is now trying a completely confused tack when talking about the people we abandoned in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (csEWM)

358
I think every member of the Biden, Obama, and Clinton families should get a fort. Might as well. Why not? They can also skim 10% from the delivery contracts to their namesake forts as a perpetual hereditary right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (FvCkv)

359 Usually I'd never buy anything made by UAW. But an E-F150 may break that rule for me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (GQ5VU)

360 LOL, JJ !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (Seiya)

361 351 The biggest insult Ford ever made to the Mustang was
"The All New Piece 'O' Shit II".
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (o2MD2)

Was that the late 70's one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (csEWM)

362 352 What are chances Florida passes a voter integrity bill like the one in Texas, DiF?
Posted by: 13times
----------
It was signed into law back in March.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (5p7BC)

==============

Voting is broken in certain key places across America. It's not broken everywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

363 Fort You Are Aware that Was the Colonel's Wife Right?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (mD/uy)

364 359 Usually I'd never buy anything made by UAW. But an E-F150 may break that rule for me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (GQ5VU)

Most are made in Mexico.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (UuD2k)

365 /tin foil hat on
Ft. Tinfoil Haton !

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (arJlL)

366 Except one. Space Force's first base on the Moon should be "Alpha."

Posted by: blaster

/checks position of moon

Missed that window by a couple of decades, chief.
Posted by: Brother Tim

First three moon bases:
Ft. White, Ft. Grissom, & Ft Chaffee

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

367 Don't like peep-toe shoes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

She can take them off. Just sayin'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (T7iTv)

368 352 What are chances Florida passes a voter integrity bill like the one in Texas, DiF?
Posted by: 13times
----------
It was signed into law back in March.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (5p7BC)

___

So every black person has been removed from the voter rolls I assume? I mean that's what the MSM made it sound like would happen.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (GQ5VU)

369 Ft. Reacharound

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

370 Fort Stripes. That's the facts, Jack!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

371 368 So every black person has been removed from the voter rolls I assume? I mean that's what the MSM made it sound like would happen.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (GQ5VU)

=========

It is now illegal to be anything other than a straight white male in Florida.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

372 Fort Steers and Queers

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (mD/uy)

373 Was that the late 70's one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (csEWM)

I think so. Mustang was popular, so Ford made it bigger and bigger until it wasn't popular, then replaced it with a damn rebodied Pinto.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

374
Biden's teleprompter is going to address the nation on Thursday about the coronavirus. More likely, how the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Get ready for Australia to come here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (s2VJv)

375 364 359 Usually I'd never buy anything made by UAW. But an E-F150 may break that rule for me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:32 PM (GQ5VU)

Most are made in Mexico.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:33 PM (UuD2k)

The EV version will be built in Michigan.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GQ5VU)

376 I was thinking Ordzhonikidze, but there's a lot of contenders...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (Seiya)

377 Ft. William Cooper

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (O6DoG)

378 Ft. EiEiO

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (arJlL)

379 the left hates the right doing something their base wants

wants GOP politicians to be feckless losers

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (uCLWI)

380 The biggest insult Ford ever made to the Mustang was
"The All New Piece 'O' Shit II".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (o2MD2)

Apparently you have yet to behold the travesty that is the Mach E.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (CcOog)

381 379 the left hates the right doing something their base wants

wants GOP politicians to be feckless losers
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (uCLWI)

___

We know, we know. We hate it too.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (GQ5VU)

382 376 I was thinking Ordzhonikidze, but there's a lot of contenders...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (Seiya)

Dzhugashvilli? No, dzhu?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (s2VJv)

383 Fort Stripes. That's the facts, Jack!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

"What kind of training, soldier?"

Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (Pqytn)

384 I was thinking Ordzhonikidze, but there's a lot of contenders...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (Seiya)

Shame my fellow Georgian committed suicide!

Posted by: Stalin at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (mR6Gs)

385 Fort Steers and Queers
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (mD/uy)

You Texans will love that one.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (mEgow)

386 I think so. Mustang was popular, so Ford made it bigger and bigger until it wasn't popular, then replaced it with a damn rebodied Pinto.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

Yeah. My mom had one in... 80's? Reddish orange. Lots of decals. Five speed manual. Four cylinder. Manual steering. Leaked oil like a sieve. I liked driving it but hated the look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (csEWM)

387 Ft. Lighten Up Francis

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

388 Fort Kabul.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (WktGK)

389
Gorbachev's sidekick, Sheveradnadze, always sounded like Shave a Nazi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:36 PM (s2VJv)

390 It is now illegal to be anything other than a straight white male in Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----------
Correct, DeSantis personally led the operation to drive them into the Everglades to be eaten by gators.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (5p7BC)

391 Fort Inclusive.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (x6uUk)

392 vili dunno either !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (Seiya)

393 Bitcoin tumbles 10% as El Salvador adopts it as legal tender

Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

394 I think so. Mustang was popular, so Ford made it bigger and bigger until it wasn't popular, then replaced it with a damn rebodied Pinto.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

Bigger than a Pinto. More like Maverick sized. But of course the Pinto myth survives because of Wizards First Rule.

Off to work now. Maybe I'll drive the 'vert GT-CS.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (CcOog)

395 Fort Ified

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (VJsqe)

396 390 It is now illegal to be anything other than a straight white male in Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----------
Correct, DeSantis personally led the operation to drive them into the Everglades to be eaten by gators.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (5p7BC)

=========

And then the gators were hunted to extinction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

397 "What kind of training, soldier?"
Posted by: mrp

Army training, sir!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (OCTRt)

398 Of the vital trinity - paper ballots only, one day of voting, absentees with strict security measures (as has been the norm) - paper ballots only is at least as important as the rest.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 07, 2021 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

This. Paper ballots don't necessarily eliminate fraud, but they make it harder to conceal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (4x7+7)

399 Ft. I'mNot Allowed to Tellya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (arJlL)

400 What is actually controversial about the bill?

It doesn't let the fucking godless commie Democrats cheat?

I may have accidentally let a few choice words slip out right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

401 Apparently you have yet to behold the travesty that is the Mach E.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:35 PM (CcOog)

Just looked it up. Damn thing can weigh up to 5000 friggin pounds. Acceleration to make Granny wheeze.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (o2MD2)

402 maybe the pencil lead is catching and Kevin will impeach Biden

the left depends on the GOP to do the right thing while they do whatever the fuck they want

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (uCLWI)

403 Rep. Thomas Suozzi (D-NY) said Tuesday he would not support the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill if Democrats would not increase the state and local tax (SALT) deduction, which primarily benefits wealthy Democrat states.

Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

404 Fort Fabulous

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (4I/2K)

405 Trump on Bongino's show right now.

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Tnijr)

406
The customer modified builds with a 351C were pretty awesome though. Light car with too much power. What can go wrong here?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
-----------

Oh, I don't know...

Posted by: Twin supercharged 427 Cobra at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (DMQdU)

407 398
This. Paper ballots don't necessarily eliminate fraud, but they make it harder to conceal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (4x7+7)

=========

*barely notices what's going on*
-PA poll worker shoving all those Xeroxed paper ballots into the machine while the watchers have taken a smoke break

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

408 Gorbachev's sidekick, Sheveradnadze, always sounded like Shave a Nazi.
--JJ

Well, you know, he was a Georgian ...

Posted by: The MSM Propaganda Front at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (Pqytn)

409 Fort Fabulous
Posted by: Count de Monet

I read that in a sing-songy, jazz hands kind of voice.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mD/uy)

410 Pardon my ignorance, but who is John Pierce?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

Lawyer for some of the people arrested for the January 6th incident in DC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (AJzTi)

411 It's going to be a court battle in Federal Court

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (2JoB8)

412 Ft. Klinger

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (ePZfA)

413 Correct, DeSantis personally led the operation to drive them into the Everglades to be eaten by gators.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (5p7BC)

Finally, some good news.

/s

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (KnJdm)

414
Fort Comey
Fort McCabe
Fort Strzok

Heroes of the Revolution

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (FvCkv)

415 403 Rep. Thomas Suozzi (D-NY) said Tuesday he would not support the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill if Democrats would not increase the state and local tax (SALT) deduction, which primarily benefits wealthy Democrat states.
Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

=========

That's not in it?

I thought it had every wish list item.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

416 403 Rep. Thomas Suozzi (D-NY) said Tuesday he would not support the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill if Democrats would not increase the state and local tax (SALT) deduction, which primarily benefits wealthy Democrat states.
Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

It forces the other states to pay for Blue state profligacy and waste. Trump nixing that was genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

417 Oh, I don't know...
Posted by: Twin supercharged 427 Cobra at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (DMQdU)

Aka 'Ow, my aching axles.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)

418 I knew a guy who had a Mustang II in high school. He backed into a telephone pole and the car went up in flames. The whole "Pinto with a different body" thing is dead-on.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (8kDS2)

419 If any car does not have an internal combustion engine, they all, without exception, suck.

Only dildos should be electric.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mEgow)

420 I was glancingly watching Biden talking on the Weather Channel about the hurricane.

I don't know how anyone knows what he is talking about if he does do an address. He is mumbling and slurring so bad that I can't make out what he says.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (5p7BC)

421 This. Paper ballots don't necessarily eliminate fraud, but they make it harder to conceal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Signed with a thumbprint.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (OCTRt)

422 Ft. MidlersezNO Pussy

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (arJlL)

423 Ft. Buttplug

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (gmo/4)

424 Trump on Bongino's show right now.
Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Tnijr)

And he was on Travis and Sexton last week

I love him and will vote for him, but he says the same glad-handing bullshit on every show.
Doesn't really say anything or answer any questions directly.

Posted by: Stalin at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (mR6Gs)

425 Ft. Vajazzle

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (ePZfA)

426 Anna you are looking for a new car? How about one of these..

https://tinyurl.com/prtx5b95
Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (Tnijr)

I got to drive one of those once. Trippy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (4x7+7)

427 Fort Problematic

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (4I/2K)

428 Correct, DeSantis personally led the operation to drive them into the Everglades to be eaten by gators.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (5p7BC)

Looks like I'm moving to FL

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (uCLWI)

429 @398

Theoretically a paper ballot is tied to a physical human casting the ballot.

Creating a foolproof method of vote casting and tabulation is a rather simple and straight forward affair, which is why any time this very simple thing is made to be complicated it's really meant to allow fraud and cheating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (AyUCK)

430 Fort We Haven't Won a War in 75 Years

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (VbI7r)

431 Fort HooHah

It was pitched as Fort Oorah but well, Marines so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (mD/uy)

432 Fort Ish

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (4I/2K)

433 Mustang II... high school driver's ed teacher back in 76 had a blue one with a manual. That's what I learned to drive a stick in. I remember driving it to McDonalds for lunch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (BFigT)

434 Fort Ratheyon.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (x6uUk)

435 The customer modified builds with a 351C were pretty awesome though. Light car with too much power. What can go wrong here?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
-----------

Oh, I don't know...
Posted by: Twin supercharged 427 Cobra at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (DMQdU)

Dual paxtons? Very cool.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (KXkkH)

436
If we're doing forts, we should do the equipment, too. The M1A2 Stacy Abrams. The MOAB can become the GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (FvCkv)

437 Signed with a thumbprint.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (OCTRt)

In the voter's own blood.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (o2MD2)

438 Anna you are looking for a new car? How about one of these..

https://tinyurl.com/prtx5b95
Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:07 PM (Tnijr)

I got to drive one of those once. Trippy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:40 PM (4x7+7)

Shot down by Chuck Yeager

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

439 78 I saw earlier on Fox Biz news that starting next Monday in NYC, you will not only need to show your covid vax card to go into restaurants and the like, but you will also need to show an ID to prove it's your vax card.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (4a9Vv)

Cool. now do voting ID.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (VcFUs)

440 I saw earlier on Fox Biz news that starting next Monday in NYC, you will not only need to show your covid vax card to go into restaurants and the like, but you will also need to show an ID to prove it's your vax card.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 07, 2021 12:50 PM (4a9Vv)
++++
Yet voter ID is racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:43 PM (3p5uk)

441 Fort #2 weeks

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2021 01:43 PM (uCLWI)

442 Fort Lawrence for Faggots and Sailors

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:43 PM (UuD2k)

443 419 If any car does not have an internal combustion engine, they all, without exception, suck.

Only dildos should be electric.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mEgow)

WTF man ?

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 07, 2021 01:43 PM (Dad7I)

444 Creating a foolproof method of vote casting and tabulation is a rather simple and straight forward affair, which is why any time this very simple thing is made to be complicated it's really meant to allow fraud and cheating.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Worked full time on election systems for 6 years.

I rate TB's statement as:

[ ] Not true
[X] True as shit

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:43 PM (mD/uy)

445
Only dildos should be electric.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mEgow)

Maybe if we're talking about one of those diesel-electric powerplants on ships or something.

Posted by: Your Next President at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (FvCkv)

446 "I got to drive one of those once. Trippy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

That particular car was from a museum collection not far from here. He had 100s of micro cars. A few years ago he sold off most of the collections. When they were all together it was breathtaking to walk into there.

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (Tnijr)

447
Dual paxtons? Very cool.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
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For that extra margin of safety, when passing on two lane roads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (DMQdU)

448 Fort Hashtag
Fort Woke

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (3p5uk)

449 395 Fort Ified
Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:37 PM (VJsqe)
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*slow clap*

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (ePZfA)

450 Fort Unit Sun

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (CAJOC)

451 419 If any car does not have an internal combustion engine, they all, without exception, suck.

Only dildos should be electric.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mEgow)

Does CBD know he's green?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (VcFUs)

452 https://tinyurl.com/rdju4aan
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:14 PM (o2MD2)

Certainly not a vehicle that you want to be rear-ended by.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (4x7+7)

453 I drove by that old museum not long ago and there is still a micro car on the top of a tall pole out front.

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (Tnijr)

454 Purple finger.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (GQ5VU)

455 How come Twitter doesn't have a WARNING about MISINFORMATION on the Rolling Stone tweet?

Posted by: ... at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (9AWuc)

456 If we're doing forts, we should do the equipment, too. The M1A2 Stacy Abrams. The MOAB can become the GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

SM-6 aka the "John Holmes"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (mD/uy)

457 Dual paxtons? Very cool.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin

I read that as dual partons. Whoa

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

458 Dual paxtons? Very cool.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
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For that extra margin of safety, when passing on two lane roads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 01:44 PM (DMQdU)

And utterly and fantastically terrifying if you don't know what you are doing with something that powerful and capable.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (KXkkH)

459 Fort Xi.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (x6uUk)

460 403 Rep. Thomas Suozzi (D-NY) said Tuesday he would not support the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill if Democrats would not increase the state and local tax (SALT) deduction, which primarily benefits wealthy Democrat states.

Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

It's part of the old Fake-Compromise Squeeze Play. The Democrats add hundreds of items they'd like to have but are willing to throw-out when it comes time to draft the final bill. Then Pelosi and Schumer go on CNN and scream, "We've given-up over fifty items that our Caucus wanted, in the spirit of bipartisanship and compromise! The Republicans have not surrendered on a single one of their job-killing and social safety net-destroying demands!"

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (AMIL/)

461
How about the Liz Cheney Artillery Range? Capisce?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (s2VJv)

462 How come Twitter doesn't have a WARNING about MISINFORMATION on the Rolling Stone tweet?
Posted by: ... at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (9AWuc)

So it's not just about Covid and Election Fraud

Twitter needs to be sued into Oblivion.

Posted by: Stalin at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

463 419 If any car does not have an internal combustion engine, they all, without exception, suck.

Only dildos should be electric.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (mEgow)

Garrett, you shouldn't be socking regular commenters.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (+LCoQ)

464 Ft. SousVide

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (arJlL)

465 Ft. Fag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (o2MD2)

466 454 Purple finger.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (GQ5VU)

"Stink finger, fat."

- - Joey Bivalve

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:46 PM (s2VJv)

467 Fort Xi.
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Pretty much the truth there.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 07, 2021 01:47 PM (a8QNp)

468 Our local voting system is paper ballots, optically tallied with voter ID required.

Yes, it is a Republican area.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

469 419 If any car does not have an internal combustion engine, they all, without exception, suck.

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Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

470
Fort Ewen Teller

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

471 Trump is following an age-old maxim: Never interrupt your enemy when they are belly-flopping in Lake Bullshit.

Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

472 Dual paxtons? Very cool.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin

I read that as dual partons. Whoa
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

Paxton superchargers, the only real underhood supercharger for American cars of that era. Made quite a few cars SUPER sleepers that I saw when I was a wee lad.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (KXkkH)

473 Our local voting system is paper ballots, optically tallied with voter ID required.

Yes, it is a Republican area.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

Same Here.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

474 Fort Bliss-tered Ass

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (VcFUs)

475 Ft. White Rage

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (w9Wax)

476 Fort We're In A Tight Spot Furries

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (mEgow)

477 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

Is that the one with the plaid interior?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (PiwSw)

478 431 Fort HooHah

It was pitched as Fort Oorah but well, Marines so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:41 PM (mD/uy)
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It's adjancent to Sharkbait JRB, and known locally as "Sharkbait / HooHaaHaa!"

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (ePZfA)

479 White Missile Rage

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (w9Wax)

480 we must have trust and confidence in our elections, Abbott said during the bill-signing ceremony

trust and confidence are a bourgeoisie conceit

Posted by: Guy Who Likes to Say bourgeoisie conceit at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (SmFPm)

481 474 Fort Bliss-tered Ass
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (VcFUs)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (PiwSw)

482 476 Fort We're In A Tight Spot Furries
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (mEgow)

Free Range Furries on the dining facility menu

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (VcFUs)

483 474 Fort Bliss-tered Ass
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (VcFUs)

Fort Broilin.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (PiwSw)

484 Walt Whitman Naval Base.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

485 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

What is the range remaining after doing one or two of those admittedly awesome acceleration occurrences?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (KXkkH)

486 SMH since we are talking about alternative vehicles, I found you an ATV!!

https://tinyurl.com/4fcnff5t

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (HG00O)

487 477 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

Sure, on a drag strip. Once or twice. But they can't do multiple runs or even finish a lap on a road course without cutting power.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (UuD2k)

488 Fort Vaccinated.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (WktGK)

489 484 Walt Whitman Naval Base.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

Leaves of grass my ass!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (VcFUs)

490 250 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

What?!?!??!!
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Who gets the Chocolate Fountain? WTF!

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (/MaDp)

491 White Missile Rage
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Ft. Moist Missile, because you know someone who hates the word moist.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (OCTRt)

492
Fort
Ugly
Cereal
Kaboom

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (VJsqe)

493 How come Democrats going into a freak out, insane rage about some measure supported by the conservative half of the population is never called white rage?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (cSyAR)

494 SMH since we are talking about alternative vehicles, I found you an ATV!!

https://tinyurl.com/4fcnff5t
Posted by: Kindltot
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Cute.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (a8QNp)

495 416 403 Rep. Thomas Suozzi (D-NY) said Tuesday he would not support the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill if Democrats would not increase the state and local tax (SALT) deduction, which primarily benefits wealthy Democrat states.
Posted by: SMOD at September 07, 2021 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

It forces the other states to pay for Blue state profligacy and waste. Trump nixing that was genius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

You no longer hear the argument that blue states support red states, now that SALT was nixed. SALT was much, much larger than any red-state bailout by the Blues. According to the EWG Farm Subsidy Database, $425 billion was paid in subsidies between 1995 and 2020. Over the next ten years, by contrast, $1.4-$1.8 trillion would be saved by getting rid of SALT.

Paul Ryan (spit!) was the big shepherd of that bill in the House, so he and Trump deserve the credit for that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (mdjgu)

496 Ft. Courage

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

497 477 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

Is that the one with the plaid interior?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 01:49 PM (PiwSw)

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No that's the Plaid model S. Which supposedly does 0-60 in 2 seconds. Ludicrous is a mode, not a model.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (GQ5VU)

498 What is the range remaining after doing one or two of those admittedly awesome acceleration occurrences?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin

Three car lengths.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (OCTRt)

499 Who gets the Chocolate Fountain? WTF!
Posted by: Puddin Head

I think Seka did for a number of years.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (mD/uy)

500 Happiness is a moist missile.......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

501 Biden thinks we don't call tornadoes tornadoes anymore?

And when he's trying to come up with a list of states in the middle of the country that are affected by tornadoes, his mush brain comes up with ... Nevada.

https://bit.ly/3todusL

Not Texas or Kansas or Nebraska. Nevada. Sure, Nevada gets a couple of tornadoes per year, but it's got to be one of the least affected by tornadoes per year.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (UW2ZS)

502 Ft Snizz

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 01:52 PM (fF8HX)

503 Sure, on a drag strip. Once or twice. But they can't do multiple runs or even finish a lap on a road course without cutting power.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (UuD2k)

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LOL, what are you talking about? Unless the lap in question is 100+ miles yes it can do several laps.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:53 PM (GQ5VU)

504 Fort Taint

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 07, 2021 01:53 PM (Dad7I)

505 494 SMH since we are talking about alternative vehicles, I found you an ATV!!

https://tinyurl.com/4fcnff5t
Posted by: Kindltot
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Cute.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (a8QNp)

That's the Leather Personnel Carrier's retrieval vehicle. only to be used in a straight line.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 01:53 PM (VcFUs)

506 This Texas Law cannot stand because it contributes to Global Climate Change and oppresses children of color....

Posted by: James at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (24+Vp)

507
Thread's dead (that's what I said).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

508 Who gets the Chocolate Fountain? WTF!
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 07, 2021 01:51 PM (/MaDp)

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Wonka sent over a couple Oompa Loompas to collect it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (CAJOC)

509 Ft Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (fF8HX)

510 477 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

Gladly, my daily can almost pull the same 0-60. I can also go almost 400 miles after multiple pulls. Also my vehicle doesn't weigh 7,200lbs like the Tesla S does. Tesla has a lot of problems in the lateral G's department.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (CjHGv)

511 And when he's trying to come up with a list of states in the middle of the country that are affected by tornadoes, his mush brain comes up with ... Nevada.

https://bit.ly/3todusL

Not Texas or Kansas or Nebraska. Nevada. Sure, Nevada gets a couple of tornadoes per year, but it's got to be one of the least affected by tornadoes per year.
Posted by: bonhomme

Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa & Illinois. Tornado Alley.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (OCTRt)

512 It won't be long now til Fort Hope Solo is suggested.

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 01:55 PM (VJsqe)

513 Fort Hope Solo!

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:55 PM (x6uUk)

514 434 Fort Ratheyon.
Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:42 PM (x6uUk)

Actually, I always loved the name Raytheon. Sounds cool. 1950's World of Tomorrow Cool. Ray guns and streamlined vehicles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

515 509 Ft Motherfuckinghamsterfucker
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (fF8HX)

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It's HAMPSTER!
*stomps feet and runs away*

Posted by: Millennial Journalist at September 07, 2021 01:55 PM (CAJOC)

516 Most Mustang IIs found their way to junkyards not because the car was bad, but because the front suspension was so good. Hot rodders were buying the cars secondhand in the 80's to rip the IFS out of it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2021 01:31 PM (CcOog)

Not so much that the suspension was "good" than it was mostly adequate, but its construction details made it very easy to swap into almost any car with a ladder frame.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (4VewE)

517 510 477 Drive a Tesla S in Ludicrous mode and tell me that.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (GQ5VU)

Gladly, my daily can almost pull the same 0-60. I can also go almost 400 miles after multiple pulls. Also my vehicle doesn't weigh 7,200lbs like the Tesla S does. Tesla has a lot of problems in the lateral G's department.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (CjHGv)

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There's a diff between you preferring your car and category saying anything without an ICE sucks. I will never understand the hatred for EVs here. It's so weird. Like if you don't want one don't buy one, but this searing hatred for them makes no sense.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (GQ5VU)

518 Ft George Floyd

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (fF8HX)

519 What is the range remaining after doing one or two of those admittedly awesome acceleration occurrences?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (KXkkH)
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You get to do it twice. Once out, and then once back.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (ePZfA)

520 I see MooMoo is beating off to his fantasy of everyone just plugging in our cars for power in 10 years so all us stupid rubes better agree with him that we all just need to start buying them.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (G2zl5)

521 Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa & Illinois. Tornado Alley.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (OCTRt)

Yeah. Seriously. There is a town here got wiped out twice in 3 years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (o2MD2)

522 Ft. Tongue Punch

Posted by: Rael at September 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Ik7Hi)

523 Are we still paying for other people's EVs?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

524 Those GOP spoot buckets in PA need to pass a voting reform bill and MAKE the governor veto it.

Enough of this war it out in your head but never fight bullshit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:57 PM (y1UMU)

525 Like if you don't want one don't buy one, but this searing hatred for them makes no sense.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (GQ5VU)

What are you talking about? I hate all kinds of things. That's just one of them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Y5qcH)

526 Any fort rename will be a LSGQ name

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (2JoB8)

527 Hate has no home here, but he did leave some boxes in the garage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

528 Abbott doing his best to make us forget Ron "The Man" DeSantis. It's not a bad start Abbott, and the fetal heartbeat law makes my heart soar. But DeSantis opened up his state long before you opened yours. DeSantis for the win.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (7PzLn)

529 There's a diff between you preferring your car and category saying anything without an ICE sucks. I will never understand the hatred for EVs here. It's so weird. Like if you don't want one don't buy one, but this searing hatred for them makes no sense.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (GQ5VU)

Here is a hint Genius; because the fucking leftards are trying to force them on us regardless. Simple enough?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

530 527 Hate has no home here, but he did leave some boxes in the garage.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

Bastard left a pack of dynamite in my freezer and didn't even tell me!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)

531 "Also my vehicle doesn't weigh 7,200lbs like the Tesla S does."

WHAAAAAAA?
Where are you getting this shit from? I looked it up, an S weights 4500 lbs.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (GQ5VU)

532 523 Are we still paying for other people's EVs?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

The better question is what dem/commie necessity/wish list item AREN'T we paying for?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (csEWM)

533 The EV version will be built in Michigan.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GQ5VU)

and its batteries in Chy-nah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (4VewE)

534 Forty McFortface

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (ePZfA)

535 Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa & Illinois. Tornado Alley.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:54 PM (OCTRt)
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Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nebraska at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (N6bh0)

536 The hatred for Tesla is seared...SEARED into my brain.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (mEgow)

537 There's a diff between you preferring your car and category saying anything without an ICE sucks. I will never understand the hatred for EVs here. It's so weird. Like if you don't want one don't buy one, but this searing hatred for them makes no sense.
Posted by: GOP

Mainly because of the sneering and hypocrisy.

If you use one drop of petroleum or one nuggets or one cubic foot of nat gas to charge your vehicle, you are NOT green.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (OCTRt)

538 Bastard left a pack of dynamite in my freezer and didn't even tell me!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)

I'm afraid to look in the heavy footlocker he left.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

539 EVs are stupid. They are made stupid. They look stupid. They sound stupid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (y1UMU)

540 WHAAAAAAA?
Where are you getting this shit from? I looked it up, an S weights 4500 lbs.
Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (GQ5VU)

Dear Lord cars are heavy these days. Makes me want to buy a lotus super 7 thingee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

541 here's a diff between you preferring your car and category saying anything without an ICE sucks. I will never understand the hatred for EVs here. It's so weird. Like if you don't want one don't buy one, but this searing hatred for them makes no sense.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:56 PM (GQ5VU)

I have no problem with people purchasing Electric Vehicles. It's the people that virtue signal saying they are saving the universe by purchasing them, as well as manufacturers dropping practical powerplants for EV's because of government subsidies and giving their loyal customers the middle finger.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (CjHGv)

542 533 The EV version will be built in Michigan.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 07, 2021 01:34 PM (GQ5VU)

and its batteries in Chy-nah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (4VewE)
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Out of fine Afghani lithium.

Posted by: Ricardo Montauban at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (ePZfA)

543 Trump is following an age-old maxim: Never interrupt your enemy when they are belly-flopping in Lake Bullshit.
Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

Good move on his part

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

544 If we're doing forts, we should do the equipment, too. The M1A2 Stacy Abrams. The MOAB can become the GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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The A-10 "Hunter Biden."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (WktGK)

545 EV's are golf carts with an IPad stuck on the dash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Y5qcH)

546 539 EVs are stupid. They are made stupid. They look stupid. They sound stupid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (y1UMU)

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Is that your professional opinion, Doctor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

547 Fort Schmundie
Fort Mischegoss
Fort Vontz

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (PiwSw)

548 I don't hate EVs, but don't get me started with autonomous driving.

Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Pqytn)

549 Fort Rich Evans.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (hXvO6)

550 549 Fort Rich Evans.
Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (hXvO6)

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America's greatest treasure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

551 Take the bullet proof Tesla truck, pull the batteries and drop in a 427 - for the burning times.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (N6bh0)

552 If you use one drop of petroleum or one nuggets or one cubic foot of nat gas to charge your vehicle, you are NOT green.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (OCTRt)

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EVs are fast as hell and fun to drive. Plus a lot cheaper to operate. That's why I like them, I couldn't give fewer fucks about being green.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (GQ5VU)

553 548 I don't hate EVs, but don't get me started with autonomous driving.
Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Pqytn)

Agreed. Cut the subsidies and let them compete in the market honestly (this goes for everything, as long as I am dreaming.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

554 551 Take the bullet proof Tesla truck, pull the batteries and drop in a 427 - for the burning times.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (N6bh0)

Less bed space for the giant fuel tanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (csEWM)

555 250 Breaking News..... Golden Corral Buffet Restaurants just declared bankruptcy.

Another Covid-related death.

Get your vax before it kills you too!

Posted by: Anthony Fauci, Prophet of Doom at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (SmFPm)

556 547 Fort Schmundie
Fort Mischegoss
Fort Vontz
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (PiwSw)

My father, of blessed memory, would sing "Vontz I had a secret love."

Miss that guy every day but so happy he is not around to witness this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (s2VJv)

557 I can't wait to sail the seven seas in the USS Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (y1UMU)

558 "Stacey Abrams immediately declared herself the real governor of Texas."

Um, you forgot to put "then quickly downed four cheesy crunch gorditas from Taco Bell" at the end of the sentence.

Posted by: thirteen28 at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (KX4VP)

559 Charles Fort.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (2JVJo)

560 538 Bastard left a pack of dynamite in my freezer and didn't even tell me!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)
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I'm afraid to look in the heavy footlocker he left.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

He stole all my ammo after that tragic canoe accident. said I didn't need it anymore.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (VcFUs)

561 They sound stupid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (y1UMU)
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The Jetsons warned us about this. Every vehicle made the same "digital shart" noise, but did we take heed? NO.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (ePZfA)

562 It will be a dinghy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (y1UMU)

563 Tesla just ran out of the Federal subsidy, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

564 GOP chose an apt nic. I must say.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (o2MD2)

565 Um, you forgot to put "then quickly downed four cheesy crunch gorditas from Taco Bell" at the end of the sentence.
Posted by: thirteen28 at September 07, 2021 02:02 PM (KX4VP)

Now I want a Beefy 5 layer burrito.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (csEWM)

566 Mmm...cheesy crunch gorditas

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

567 563 Tesla just ran out of the Federal subsidy, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

I think they ran out a few years ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 02:03 PM (Y5qcH)

568 Hey Cat Ass Trophy - I read it too late to comment, but I really liked your post yesterday.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (5p7BC)

569 528 Abbott doing his best to make us forget Ron "The Man" DeSantis. It's not a bad start Abbott, and the fetal heartbeat law makes my heart soar. But DeSantis opened up his state long before you opened yours. DeSantis for the win.
Posted by: BurkeanMama at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (7PzLn)

At least Abbott realizes, or seems to realize, "hey, doing things people actually want me to do in a state that they are the majority may be a good election strategy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

570 Living in Anchorage. I wonder how an EV would work in 0 degree weather and not garaged.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (x6uUk)

571 The Navy bases names got so complication many have become just a string of letters.

JBPHH

NCBC GP

JBAB

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (yrol0)

572 Until a viable alternative is manufactured that eclipses ALL the advantages of the IC engine, you can look forward to driving what is presented today.

Don't like that? Walk.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (KATBx)

573 568 Hey Cat Ass Trophy - I read it too late to comment, but I really liked your post yesterday.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (5p7BC)

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Ditto

Posted by: 496 at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (VJsqe)

574 Fort Hope Solo!
Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 01:55 PM (x6uUk)

Now I am craving an Arby's Big Montana with all that juicy grey meat...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (/1l9x)

575 Well, now where I going to eat after church?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (y1UMU)

576 WHAAAAAAA?
Where are you getting this shit from? I looked it up, an S weights 4500 lbs.

Posted by: GOP at September 07, 2021 01:58 PM (GQ5VU)

sorry, Model X GVW 6,800

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (CjHGv)

577 Paxton superchargers, the only real underhood supercharger for American cars of that era. Made quite a few cars SUPER sleepers that I saw when I was a wee lad.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 01:48 PM (KXkkH)

I have one sitting on a shelf in my garage. Waiting for an excuse to use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (4VewE)

578 At least Abbott realizes, or seems to realize, "hey, doing things people actually want me to do in a state that they are the majority may be a good election strategy."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

He runs again in 1 year and plans to use that to jump off to be Pres. PDT and DeSantis have other plans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (yrol0)

579 Agreed. Cut the subsidies and let them compete in the market honestly (this goes for everything, as long as I am dreaming.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

Car manufacturers want the feds and the state legislatures to provide limited liability when HAL makes a boo-boo.

Posted by: mrp at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (Pqytn)

580 Seeing as I just spent a week without power this year and a week without power last year. EV's are not going to work for me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (Y5qcH)

581 C.A.T. but the USS Biden will leave all its weapons unloaded at every port of call.

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (2JoB8)

582 Agreed. Cut the subsidies and let them compete in the market honestly (this goes for everything, as long as I am dreaming.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Stop the "oddity" and put a charge card reader on the charging stations atwerk and grocery stores and malls. Let's see just what it truly costs.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (OCTRt)

583 Living in Anchorage. I wonder how an EV would work in 0 degree weather and not garaged.
Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (x6uUk)

You need to dead-short the battery to get it up to operating temps, or blow up, one of those.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

584 If you're gonna vote in Texas, you gotta have a ballot in the band.

Posted by: That band three states over at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)

585 packing heat, protecting babies, and voting clean

Posted by: x at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (oA+QO)

586 571 The Navy bases names got so complication many have become just a string of letters.

JBPHH

NCBC GP

JBAB
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (yrol0)

JBAB = Joe Biden's Anal Boil

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (VcFUs)

587 Thanks! I made the AOS hat trick! A quote in the content, the sidebar, then a full openblogger!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (y1UMU)

588 544 If we're doing forts, we should do the equipment, too. The M1A2 Stacy Abrams. The MOAB can become the GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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The A-10 "Hunter Biden."
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 02:00 PM (WktGK)
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The C-5 Super Nadler

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (ePZfA)

589 Fort Kurt

Posted by: ... at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (9AWuc)

590 I'm afraid to look in the heavy footlocker he left.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It was revenge for Billy Batts and alot of other things. And there was nothing we could do about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (mD/uy)

591 578 At least Abbott realizes, or seems to realize, "hey, doing things people actually want me to do in a state that they are the majority may be a good election strategy."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

He runs again in 1 year and plans to use that to jump off to be Pres. PDT and DeSantis have other plans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (yrol0)

PDT-DeSantis is unbeatable, Dao-Min Yen notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

592 the USS Biden will leave all its weapons unloaded at every port of call.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 02:05 PM (2JoB8

How fast would the U.S.S. Biden be at full shuffle?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)

593 583 Living in Anchorage. I wonder how an EV would work in 0 degree weather and not garaged.
Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (x6uUk)

Obviously you don't understand leftard logic. If the fucking thing won't run it's really, really green, and super cheap to operate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (o2MD2)

594
JBAB = Joe Biden's Anal Boil
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (VcFUs)

ha! Wish I was still hanging with the Navy boys. Loved the job, hated hated hated hated my boss.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (yrol0)

595 Hey motherfuckers these laws mean fuck-all because we have lawless amongst us and fucking assholes that won't enforce shit.

Tired of hearing people whine like cvnts about do nothing Republicans when we citizens don't do jackshit ourselves like peaceably assembling enmass in the streets and pushing back against this shit.

For fuck sake we can't even save ourselves!

Posted by: JROD at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (0jZnq)

596 GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff

That would be the GBU-54/EEE.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:08 PM (y1UMU)

597 SMH since we are talking about alternative vehicles, I found you an ATV!!

https://tinyurl.com/4fcnff5t
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 01:50 PM (HG00O)

That was featured on an ONT a few months ago, with video. Essentially unsteerable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 02:08 PM (4VewE)

598 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (khAeP)

599 The C-5 Super Nadler

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 02:06 PM (ePZfA)

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Heh. You'd need the Nadler S-64 Skycrane to get it off the ground ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (WktGK)

600 >>>At least Abbott realizes, or seems to realize, "hey, doing things people actually want me to do in a state that they are the majority may be a good election strategy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)
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A little contest between TX and FL and an elbow to fence sitting governors.

Posted by: They get letters, lots and lots of letters at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (N6bh0)

601 Nood balls

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (y1UMU)

602 They sound stupid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (y1UMU)
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My neighbors EV sounds like some kind of weird alien vacuum cleaner. Really loud too. When the power is out she charges it with a gas generator. All kinds of noise from that idiot over there.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

603 If we're doing forts, we should do the equipment, too. The M1A2 Stacy Abrams. The MOAB can become the GBU-43/B "Trigglypuff."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I would have reserved either of them for the AGM-154 JSOW, meself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (m+jkK)

604 >>>Biden thinks we don't call tornadoes tornadoes anymore?

And when he's trying to come up with a list of states in the middle of the country that are affected by tornadoes, his mush brain comes up with ... Nevada.

https://bit.ly/3todusL
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FCS.

So he thinks a derecho is now a tornado, and he thinks Iowa is Idaho.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (RIPpb)

605 Those GOP spoot buckets in PA need to pass a voting reform bill and MAKE the governor veto it.

Enough of this war it out in your head but never fight bullshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Uhm, they did.

Wolf vetoed it.

Was even semi bipartisan, got a number of Dem votes in the legislature.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (5p7BC)

606
I'm sure the Space Force wants to save Nadler for the name of their death star.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (FvCkv)

607 How fast would the U.S.S. Biden be at full shuffle?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)
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It's measured in knotts. Don Knotts.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 02:10 PM (ePZfA)

608 EVs still strike me as "rich boy" toys, but not a practical vehicle for long distances. In town or within 100 miles, eh..fine, whatever.

For me the major sign of their inability to replace gasoline cars is that every single family I know who has an EV has one EV. All the other cars are gasoline.

Lucid EVs are releasing a car that's supposed to overcome a lot of the EV/Tesla issues, We'll see.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2021 02:11 PM (Xo5lP)

609 Why hedge?

Fort Clit
Fort Carpet Munch
Fort White Nails
Fort Butt Buddies

FORT LOSER

Posted by: Karen MSM at September 07, 2021 02:12 PM (0dmP2)

610 I bet the head in the U.S.S. Biden is a hoot.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at September 07, 2021 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

611 AOP. I thought it was a photoshop

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 02:13 PM (HG00O)

612 I had a SMART electric car and it had neck snapping acceleration, really. Instantaneous torque. So, yeh the electrics are fast and quick, but they use fossil fuel created electricity (do you know how much cooked lime is in each ton of concrete in that nuclear plant or hydro plant)?

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at September 07, 2021 02:13 PM (fMhOl)

613 When the power is out she charges it with a gas generator. All kinds of noise from that idiot over there.
Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

If I were to get an EV, I'd probably get a rooftop set of solar panels and a storage battery for charging my EV at night.

Generator sounds like a tremendously stupid idea. Much more expensive than gas probably when used on a regular basis.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2021 02:14 PM (Xo5lP)

614 "But we don't WANT voter integrity!" the democrats all shout in unison.

Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2021 02:15 PM (gS3OW)

615 I don't ever want to see "Bette Midler" and "sex" in the same sentence again.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2021 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

I seem to remember she had a nice rack, back in the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 01:21 PM

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She did. But she's always been a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 07, 2021 02:20 PM (G/mW5)

616 EVs are stupid. They are made stupid. They look stupid. They sound stupid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2021 01:59 PM (y1UMU)

RIMAC Concept 2 out of Croatia? Nope, not stupid at all. Pretty awesome actually. 2K HP? Corners so hard that it actually scares pro drivers? I'll take one in a heartbeat!

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 07, 2021 02:49 PM (KXkkH)

617 "Quietly left the capital?" You mean the people whooping it up maskless on Twitter?

Posted by: James Varney at September 07, 2021 03:16 PM (BFhXu)

618 ...no thanks to the Gov, who did NOTHING to help push the bill along, and does NOTHING to work with the Legislature to get bills he wants passed.

And he goes to Tyler for the pub to sign this thing when he could have just as easily done so in Austin?

Primary Gov Abbott.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2021 03:51 PM (ITrC8)

619 Tex the Mockingbird says You Mexican Vultures stay where you are

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

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