aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
More Quick Hits: DHS Secretary Cohen Announces We'll Be Paying Ransom to the Taliban
Wait, He Claims the Money Will Be to Help Them "Fight ISIS"
DHS Secretary William Cohen says the US taxpayer will now be funding the Taliban... supposedly to "fight terrorism."
Question: Is the Taliban our Partner in Peace (TM) for this campaign to hide information from the US public? Because they don't seem to be:
Biden administration ERASES records of the $83 billion worth of weapons, training and aid given to Afghanistan's armed forces since 2002 as the Taliban takes what was left into their possession Federal agencies have been told to scrub public records that could be used by the Taliban to harm Washington's Afghan allies Reports and documents have been pulled from a string of websites detailing US spending in Afghanistan Jihadists have seized several major airbases, in Herat, Khost, Kunduz and Mazar-i-Sharif, and Kabul They have proudly posted pictures of seized $6m Black Hawks and a $14m Hercules transport jet The Taliban have been hunting for pilots from the disbanded Afghan Air Force to fly the vehicles Before Kabul fell, planes and helicopters were disabled by US troops, while others were flown overseas The jihadists have as many as 48 aircraft - it's not clear how many planes or helicopters this breaks down toDon't worry, though. The Taliban won't keep all of the US weapons that NeverTrump's Honor-and-Norms " " President " " Biden gave them. They're already shipping some of our weapons to... Iran.
Meanwhile, in formerly free Australia:
And the Oscar goes to.. pic.twitter.com/x1pcZYgGHJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 1, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (j0j5z)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
It's all the Aussie cops.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (pQrYJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (Zmnko)
Like a birthday present, but not really.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (ol75U)
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
Lotta people want that pension. Can't rock the boat. Ham and eggs ain't free.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)
Parody died in 2012, just like the rest of us.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (KZzsI)
The military infudyriL complex can begin selling them the spare parts needed to keep them going
More Profits for the capitalists
Posted by: Kurt at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (Gs5ID)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (7n/Sm)
Like a birthday present, but not really.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (ACi07)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)
I don't think "ironic" is the word I'd use, cocksucker cohen.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (ol75U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (ol75U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)
___
Holy shit, I am in awe that I never thought of something that insane for my book.
Posted by: Zombie Orwell at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (/uaBM)
The Biden Junta continues to troll us.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (xYLkR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, fending off a cat Moron at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
Does he? Does it matter?
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (ACi07)
Behind the scenes McConnell works to protect Biden.
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (67QiM)
Look, fat, we need those poll numbers, whether they're true or not...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (246uV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (XiLhH)
All this additional infuriating news doesn't increase the hate level, it just thickens the brew.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (j0j5z)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (cTK4u)
Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (8zKjz)
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM
It makes me think people are hypocrites. God never stopped anyone from making an ass of himself. He did, however, make people like that young helicopter pilot and his fiancee who saved a bunch of people from the flood in Tennessee. That reassures me of His existence.
Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)
It's an Ace thread. You know who broke it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (IUd0M)
hey when your girlfriend says you can stick it anywhere, apparently in her sister is not on the approved list of options......
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (AJzTi)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Burqa'd Nancy Sinatra at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
Lotta people want that pension. Can't rock the boat. Ham and eggs ain't free.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (IUd0M)
But hot dogs are $.16 cheeper, and will cut down on your end of life medical/living costs!
Posted by: Zombie Orwell at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (0WEXg)
Well hardcore Democrats account for 30 percent. The impact of the neverTrumpers brings it all the way up to 30 percent.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (ol75U)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (/uaBM)
Behind the scenes McConnell works to protect Biden.
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (67QiM)
In both cases he does the bidding of his paymaster, China.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (IUd0M)
"To appear weak, give your enemies all your weapons."
Posted by: Joe Tzu, Sharts of War at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (9Fwwf)
Well, Sun Tzu was trying to teach his readers how to win wars, not lose them. Different thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (XiLhH)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)
It's an Ace thread. You know who broke it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (IUd0M)
Ace finds your lac of faith disturbing.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (cTK4u)
who da fuke leaked bidens call to the Afgahn guy?
It was not the afghan guy
the IC in the USA is acting like its own country or government
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (Xrfse)
There isn't much information on her yet. But there will be, some day, if there is anything like justice in the world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (IUd0M)
His girlfriend we wouldn't know, cause she is from Canada, right?
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ol75U)
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (Owx4w)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (0jZnq)
Perfect.
As an abstract, metaphysical question, with no real-world application, at what point does armed revolution become acceptable?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (tp+tP)
Old school.
We need to go back to wars where victors get the spoils.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ol75U)
There isn't much information on her yet. But there will be, some day, if there is anything like justice in the world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)
What did I miss?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ACi07)
Hmm, I wonder if there are federal recordkeeping and accounting laws that would apply. Nah, Democratium.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (ghoDT)
less and less left these days
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (0G13K)
It is going fast...
I always knew no nation would be able to conquer us, that we'd have to do it to ourself. I just didn't think I'd live to see that play out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (Ojki1)
When she's aroused she goes eh, eh eh
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (AJzTi)
I think probably 40% of the country are Democrats. Based on my SIL, nothing gets through to them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (+LJgi)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM
Eat Fresh!
Posted by: Subway at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM
Madam! I have standards!
Posted by: The All Powerful Saarlac at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Bryant at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: pookysgirl, fending off a cat Moron at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (XKZwp
Sorry, our Government has a LONG history of pissing on Vets. How do you think our Viet Nam Vets felt about the Trans Pacific Trade Agreement with VIET FUCKING NAM?
Or that we were funding the Pakistani Intel Folks, to the tune of $100s of millions a year... the folks who were HIDING BIN LADEN.
And don't even get me started about Gulf War Syndrome. Or LATER Anthrax shots.
Or Reagan hiding the confirmed intelligence that the 83 Marine Barracks bombing was done by a truck made in IRAN???? FOR YEARS.
I really hope enough people get angry this time... but after seeing the short memories of those who have monetary power after 9-11? I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: thirteen28 at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (KX4VP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (ACi07)
Happy birthday!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (oEn12)
...
Mathematical extrapolation:
13% of mushy middle approve Resident Biden.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (1EKMc)
Are the people who cite them as cause for XYZ just hopeful or cynical arithmetic chimps?
(resumes Zillow shopping for homestead acreage west of Rome...)
Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: GOPe at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (UVMn8)
I am so enraged.
And Psaki is the best gaslighter, propagandist and liar I have ever seen. It must be because fingers have no soul.
She deserves an Oscar or an Emmy.
And I will bet she feels no shame.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (ACi07)
Like a birthday present, but not really.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
*claps hands*
I get surprised all the time!
Posted by: Kumala at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (tp+tP)
I would suggest that it already has.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)
It's an Ace thread. You know who broke it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (IUd0M)
Ace finds your lac of faith disturbing.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (cTK4u)
Au contraire, I am full to bursting with faith that Ace can break things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (ol75U)
Biden is now at a whopping negative 23. He's down to 25% Strongly Approve, which is approaching Leftist bedrock. He's approaching 50% Strongly Dissaprove.
Trump never got this bad IIRC. Not close. And he had the Media attacking him incessantly and was impeached twice.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (ZHVt1)
I was being a smart ass about the Surprise, which is also not for me...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (V13WU)
Sighthound
Stands motionless while being bathed and groomed.
Goes into passive-aggressive hysterics when nails are ground or cut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (/U27+)
There isn't much information on her yet. But there will be, some day, if there is anything like justice in the world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)
What did I miss?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ACi07)
Well, sending out birthday invitations, for one!
But Brook? She's just a hottie I saw on Youtube and had to really hunt to find info on her. Killer body, great smile.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (XvPQV)
I mean, even the shitholiest of shithole African colonies had the testicular fortitude to actually fight the Brits. Not Canada or Australia.
I know that the Queen still appoints 2 of the 3 branches of the Canadian government. Not sure about Australia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (XiLhH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (ACi07)
You got somebody an otter?
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (QFVV9)
Thought they would ship the jets to Iran and the tanks to China.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ol75U)
IIRC it has an International Diesel engine.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
Maybe we just forgot to teach our allies that lesson.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (oSy3T)
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (V13WU)
Something's up.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 05:42 PM (Ojki1)
When she's aroused she goes eh, eh eh
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 05:44 PM (cSyAR)
When she climaxes, she screams "SOOOORRYYYY".
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (cTK4u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (/U27+)
She deserves an Oscar or an Emmy.
And I will bet she feels no shame.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 01, 2021 05:45 PM (haWye)
*nods*
Testify!
Posted by: Bagdad Bob at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:43 PM (ol75U)
Do those have emissions equipment like DEFs and DOCs on them or are we lucky Americans stuck with those on our diesels?
Posted by: Clutch at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (ACi07)
Happy Birthday
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (1EKMc)
I wish the US govmint had the intelligence to hire me to write the ignition system software for helicopters and planes abandoned in Afghanistan.
I'd be laughing my ass off right now as it all began to plummet from 1,001 foot altitude.
But Top Men.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (wkbEu)
Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (xK9An)
Stands motionless while being bathed and groomed.
Goes into passive-aggressive hysterics when nails are ground or cut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (/U27+)
Doggeh the standard poodle is the same
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (oEn12)
------'
We figure you and J.J. share the same birthday.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (xYLkR)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (hOMhY)
.......
Can we ptalk about her bad pskin?
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
@PhilipWegmann
The @PressSec: "I can absolutely assure you that no one is coming into the United States of America has not been through a thorough screening and background check process."
-
I don't know. Maybe she has X-Ray vision or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (d9FiS)
Something's up.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM (1EKMc)
When your enemy is destroying itself, shut up.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM
Damn it, Carl!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (1EKMc)
I agree but your examples at least had a reasoning behind the action.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (2DOZq)
And 25% of this country strongly approves of that ...
Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: The Gang at Cheers at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Liar,liar,liar
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (V13WU)
How the f did we go from Delta to Mu?
alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu phi chi xi omicron pi phi chi psi omega
... or right, we're dealing with Stan's 'Tards, part of their fun is deliberately being self-contradictory to see how many imbeciles stick with them and their BS.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (ACi07)
If you are for it
you must be against it
and if you are against it
you must be for it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (1EKMc)
Yeah, we know. The Taliban did the screening dipshit.
Posted by: GOPe at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (UVMn8)
Posted by: Democrat at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (2987u)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)
Well, step-mother. So do I get partial credit for that?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (Ojki1)
Something's up.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:48 PM
Oh shit....
Posted by: Taiwan at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zombie General Tso at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (Xrfse)
(does web search)
Meh... too artificial for my taste.
Your mileage obviously varies, and there's nothing wrong with that. I just go more for the cute wife-and-mother look.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (XiLhH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (hQVBP)
And 25% of this country strongly approves of that ...
Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (jIL4c)
_________
None of them went to Harvard or are Deputy Assistant Secretaries for Coffee Pouring.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2021 05:50 PM (7X3UV)
---------------
33% is a given any day any time.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (AJzTi)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (UVMn8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (ACi07)
Plus, the followers try to explain the contradictions and how they actually make sense.
Hey, I just realized this explains a lot about "Lost".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Chernyenko My Coat At The Cleaners at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (p9J2+)
Posted by: Biden House rush chairman at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (kOpft)
AoS Quick Poll: Which of the following homicidal maniacs would you most prefer to see replace Joe Biden in the WH?:
a) Charlie Manson
b) Ted Bundy
c) Jeffrey Dahmer
d) Henry Lee Lucas
e) Ed Gein
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)
If you are for it
you must be against it
and if you are against it
you must be for it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (1EKMc)
here's Groucho's take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHash5takWU
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (AiZBA)
@PhilipWegmann
The @PressSec: "I can absolutely assure you that no one is coming into the United States of America has not been through a thorough screening and background check process."
Were they screened while smashed up against the fences to get in. F'ing liar.
Posted by: Clutch at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (dA/Rw)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: fluffy at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (UnQlg)
This is, of course, a huge lie. They're calling it money for "fighting ISIS-K" because that sounds better than what it really is: Billions in bribes so that the Taliban doesn't kill the hostages, both American and allies, we left behind. The US claims that Americans were left behind, but only in the "low hundreds," which means one or two thousand.
Meanwhile, of the 265,000 allies we promised to evacuate from A-stan, we got out... 8,500.
The money we'll now be sending the Taliban is pure ransom, but the "Norms Restoring, Honor Reclaiming" Biden Administration wants to pretend it's money earmarked for Killin' ISIS-K.
Right.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (2987u)
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Bet they didn't get a bath.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: The Gang at Cheers at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM
It's a dog eat dog world, and America's wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Posted by: Norms at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (rBtIz)
Amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: James at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (24+Vp)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:53 PM (o5aok)
We had a five-year plan for that, but it's taking longer than we thought.
Posted by: South Africa at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (ACi07)
How?
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (Owx4w)
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On the pro-life side since he's Catholic, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 05:46 PM (ACi07)
Oh, good. If we had found out that you were tricking us into thinking that it wasn't your birthday so that we'd wish you happy birthday, only to find out that it WAS your birthday-
WELL.
That would've been awkward.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (ghoDT)
Sundowner is doing what they want
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (dA/Rw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (hQVBP)
Hey hey... hey hey...
He said penal....
Posted by: Beavis at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (oHd/0)
Just like at the border right Jen
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (0G13K)
I call it aid and comfort to the enemy.
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (r1z5A)
I'd go with Vlad Tepes or Genghis Khan. I like their policies for dealing with enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (XiLhH)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (haWye)
They just lie with abandon don't they? No consequences so why not.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (HOSkN)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM
Neeeeerrrrddddd!!!!!!
Posted by: Ogre, you asshole at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (rBtIz)
**
How many Al Qaeda did we fly to the US?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (+MSSo)
I joke, they're for people who think Denny's has gotten way too hoity-toity.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Eyes at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Right.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (0G13K)
So fuck with the US, and we'll come in and give you billions of dollars.
The "Mouse that Roared" wasn't suppose to be a How to guide either.
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (Ojki1)
Phillip lies in slumber within his sunkin city of R'yleh, when he's not reporting news around the capitol.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:56 PM (cTK4u)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (jIL4c)
So, those people on all those C-17s were...?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (o5aok)
At what point does Pippi Longstockings there just throw up her hands and tell the press she's not talking about anything regarding the Punchy Administration anymore:
"How about just a little impromptu Karaoke instead - Muskrat love, anyone?"
Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (ONvIw)
It is no coincidence that Canada became a Dominion in 1867, right after we were forcibly reunited and had two million hardened combat veterans. A European colony in North America would not have lasted another decade before it became new American states.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (/uaBM)
That would be the Isis K that no ever heard of, including in Intelligence circles, until last week?
Isis K is nothing more than the Spec Ops division of the Taliban. Its like saying the US didn't do it, because it was a Marine.
Posted by: Beavis at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (aAP3z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (DvQam)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: I used
a couple threads back I said that politicians were like pro ball players, or actors. They do not support their constituency, they just play that role for votes. McConnell happens to wear a conservative uniform, but that is only for the campaign. It does not mean he is a member, only the role when needed for votes. Like a SF character putting on an outfit to sign autographs at a convention. No one thinks Leonard Nimoy is a Vulcan.
But what has happened is they all expanded and now they are not even members of our country.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (Zuk0B)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (2987u)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (89OU7)
Number of shootouts - zero
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (2DOZq)
Fucksakes, I JUST got out of work. And I need to mow the lawn yet.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: MantuaBill at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (huv1l)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (246uV)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (1EKMc)
Let through the gates by our new best buds the.. Tall-E -Bon... In no way could they be planted terrorists...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (o5aok)
Oh, nice! Glad to hear it.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (o2MD2)
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You're his bitch, Bill. Now put the gimp suit on and get back in the box.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (B0mGw)
My vote for the Absurdity Of The Day. Top it.
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (oSy3T)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (UVMn8)
After WW2 the USA transported huge troop ships with refugees from Eastern Europe to Australia - for nearly four years.
I guess - compared to H*tler - the present Aussie government looks pretty tame.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (wkbEu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (DvQam)
Number of shootouts - zero
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:57 PM (2DOZq)
Bet there was at least one in certain areas of Houston.
And that no one involved had a legal gun.
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:47 PM (V13WU)
Yeah, and this one is feared to be vaccine-resistant. Gosh, who could have imagined that the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus might mutate so fast and so much that it could become resistant to vaccines, like every other harmful coronavirus known to medical science.
What then? A return to lockdowns?
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (AMIL/)
These slimy weasels realized no one on the left wanted them either so they're attempting to crawl back to our side.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (B0mGw)
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They're all Al Qaeda, and it's all a distraction to keep people's eyes from focusing too long on the ball.
ISIS-K is like naming one group in one city in one state/country when discussing drug smugglers in the Americas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Pirate John Roberts at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (xopIz)
Joe don't know when he'll be back again...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)
For some Democrat values of "thorough screening" and "background check process".
"What colour is a green orange? No matter, you pass. Sign here for your benefits, and remember, D Good, R Bad."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (a3Q+t)
lmao
https://is.gd/HA9Oi4
Pfizer Is Now Developing A Twice-Per-Day COVID Pill That Must Be Taken Alongside Vaccines
Pfizer is so confident the pill will be approved and likely mandated that it has started production before the end of clinical trials
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (4zA5e)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 01, 2021 06:00 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 06:01 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 06:01 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM
Can you say Mariel boatlift?
Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2021 06:01 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R)
Apparently getting your claws clipped is a life threatening situation. Fainting spell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 01, 2021 05:59 PM (o2MD2)
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Dutch (The Beeg Boy) used to faint in the tub while getting a bath. Which is funny unless you've tried to pick up 100 pounds of inert, wet dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 06:01 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (ONvIw)
Wow, when did The Babylon Bee start running DHS?
Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (5iUNf)
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You mean the injection from 2019 and exact same chemical compound boosters from 2019 isn't going to be effective against a cold virus in late 2021?
Impossible!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (B0mGw)
.......
Except, of course, for the Honduran tortilla vendors. That's essential work.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (HOSkN)
Then I resized hell still be voting for bbbBiden
Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (Xrfse)
Pfizer is so confident the pill will be approved and likely mandated that it has started production before the end of clinical trials
**
Memo to myself:
Buy $10K of Pfizer stock
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (+MSSo)
Yer damn right it is.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2021 05:58 PM (aAP3z)
Some troll stole my nic?
WTF
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: squid_hunt
No way is she going to challenge the power behind the throne.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (r1z5A)
I'd go with Vlad Tepes or Genghis Khan. I like their policies for dealing with enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, Dahmer could solve the hunger problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (d9FiS)
There are going to be some horrific stories coming out from Afghanistan and given how the Afghanis have behaved in Europe, the bunch that they are dumping across the US will also have quite a few trouble makers. We had already more or less withdrew from Vietnam well before 1975 since the Paris Peace Treaty in 72. Here, not so much and the evac was screwed up with a lot of civilians left that might become hostages. Plus, the junta pissed off our allies monumentally that had people stranded.
Paid shills like spokescritters can only sing and dance so much and pretty soon, the people want to hear directly from their prezzie during times of trouble which means prime time address at length--not the ten minute shuffle. Biden ain't got that in him anymore or they would have done it.
This story has legs and quite a bit not told yet and occurs not in a general time of peace but mounting problems in the economy, Covid, border control, etc. occurring.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (2987u)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (/uaBM)
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (HOSkN)
Hey, there is an election coming up afterall.
Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (xopIz)
Go Joe Go! Get it to 20 below!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (R/m4+)
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 01, 2021 06:02 PM (HOSkN)
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I local radio is any indication hell will freeze over first.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (hQVBP)
The gay flag flies everywhere because that is the flag of our conqueror. And they are coming for your children.
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (/U27+)
Weasel Words, "...do not expect to..."
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (Owx4w)
no ... this is the surrender monkeys murdering America and the West. The charade that "well you wanted out of forever wars" is just another kabuki theater sacrifice of Our Liberty, so the globalists can stop pretending to care about liberty or justice. They are wielding the iron fist ... DOJ and FBI are at war with any that try to stand up for "The Constitution".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (Cus5s)
>>Behind the scenes McConnell worked against Trump.
Jing Xi Ping's hand is so far up McConnells ass that when Cocaine Mitch opens his mouth, Jing Xi Ping can be seen waving the CCP flag.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (9oke0)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (xopIz)
Sodomites always infiltrate and take over right before God's wrath comes down.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (B0mGw)
Odds are that exiting units decided to disable this gear on their own. CENTCOM probably didn't want to have to fight against all that gear left behind, which will eventually happen.
PJ Media
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lol
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Dr Rachel Levine at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (246uV)
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They'll vote for Kumslut in 2024. That said, it's partially why I want Trump to run again: i don't want to give them an out to suddenly try to shift sides again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (MhLHf)
If they were really worried about that and not just the fact they either aided and abetted the Tollybon or were just super, double secret super incompetent, wouldn't the Biden* Junta have done that before?
Remember super secret smart Biden had planned for every contingency months ago, except the super obvious ones.
We are so screwed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (w5raC)
When the time comes I am sure there will be plenty laying on the ground.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 01, 2021 05:52 PM (hQVBP)
........
No, but they'll put beetroots on your hamburger.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (B0mGw)
I'd go with Vlad Tepes or Genghis Khan. I like their policies for dealing with enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, Dahmer could solve the hunger problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barksto
I'm more of Atilla the Hun guy but Tamerlane would be my backup QB
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (UVMn8)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:07 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:07 PM (dIpnE)
Weasel Words, "...do not expect to..."
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (Owx4w)
Weren't going to, but that DeathSantis is just a bridge too far. And passing over Haley and Noem like that just screams misogyni!
Posted by: Bill's circle at September 01, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 01, 2021 06:04 PM (KqiMr)
Yup...thought getting married would make the sodomites happy.....wrong!
Hide yo husbands, hide yo wifes, hide yo chilluns, they goin be raping errbody up in here.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2021 06:07 PM (R/m4+)
But...we already have oral therapies....
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (B0mGw)
Correction. It will be Harris and whomever the debate "moderator" is will be debating Trump.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (UVMn8)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (w5raC)
==
I am sorry it is not your birthday. You must be disappointed ?
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter
28's not a bad age !
Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (63Dwl)
Al Qaeda and later ISIS simply took advantage of mutual enemies to gain access to the region for training and recruitment purposes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: squid_hunt
A turnip debating Harris would be a bloodbath.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (QFVV9)
It is the absolute height of irresponsibility to leave Motherfucker Biden in office.
The United States will not survive if he is not removed.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 01, 2021 06:09 PM (sWM8x)
They'll vote for Kumslut in 2024. That said, it's partially why I want Trump to run again: i don't want to give them an out to suddenly try to shift sides again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM (MhLHf)
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Trump must win
He Knows Who to Hang
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:09 PM (1EKMc)
lol
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:05 PM (zlR/u)
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Commander: "I order you, sergeant, to get rid of those sandbags. Please dump the sand over by the Blackhawks. However, try not to spill any on the ground!"
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 06:09 PM (xYLkR)
Wait...what happen to the Pfizer Covid-19 Frost Zero Vaccine Water?
Sold in the handy 12 pack, now at fine grocery stores everywhere, look for "Covid Frost" in your vitamin water aisle...it's CDC approved! And mandatory.
Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (V13WU)
They want to talk about conservatives and their strong man? Let's roll.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (kPJ/p)
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2021 06:06 PM
And Vegemite on your toast and digeridoo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (TxY2o)
I was thinking the same thing, then I thought, nah, who am I kidding, they probably have so much 5.56 they'll put it on the market here and undersell any domestic supplier.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (BMmaB)
The money we'll now be sending the Taliban is pure ransom, but the "Norms Restoring, Honor Reclaiming" Biden Administration wants to pretend it's money earmarked for Killin' ISIS-K. Right.
Posted by: ace
Well, we used to bribe the Barbary pirates when we did not have a navy to stop them from capturing and enslaving Americans on American ships in the Mediterranean.
Raised up enough stir that even old Tom Jefferson felt that the Navy had to do something (although it was financed and built by his then enemy John Adams) so we went to the shores of Tripoli.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:11 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: BluesFish
The rain just stopped here in Bucks.
The clam before the storm ?
Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 06:11 PM (arJlL)
This is not rocket science.
https://tinyurl.com/3df8wxaf
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (NpAcC)
In a darkly and ironically humorous note to all this, the Taliban are upset and want the world to know that they feel betrayed - by Biden. He failed to leave some of the U.S. gear in working order.
Don't they have one of those vehicle warranties?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (63Dwl)
As they say, good and hard.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: PFC Snuffy at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Ask anyone who served on the border about inexplicable denials for air strikes on certain booger eaters crossing that we knew were bad guys. Sorta like the same denials men receives on bad guys going from Iran into Iraq. I'll leave some room that intel guys were tracking people, but that doesn't explain all of them.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (dIpnE)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Blake
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I wouldn't need an officer to sign off on my joes disabling every single wheeled/track vehicle in the unit.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)
*reads the back of the new Pfizer pillbox*
Product contains HCQ and Ivermectin ......
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (UVMn8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (UVMn
and Zinc.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: PFC Snuffy
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Working on tracked and wheeled vehicles, as well as weaponry, in a combat zone, does that to a person.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:14 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:12 PM (dIpnE)
Yup. I think that the biggest mistake we made was when Obama in 2009 refused to support the Iranian students. A push could likely have toppled the Mullah, allowing us to cut a deal with a new regime that opened a second supply line into Afghanistan, and allowing us to start adjusting our relationship with the Pakistanis.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (xunV5)
What would removing the Usurper even do? Any one think Harris is a step up? Remove her too? President Nancy? Ok so another Alzheimer Usurper takes over.
I don't like McConnell but he is right on this one. Impeachment will do nothing but make Dems show up to vote.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (oSy3T)
I honestly think that time is past. America is gone, and even a Trump or DeSantis cannot save the country. The Deep State is still imbedded, and the Dems will continue to throw the country into turmoil.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:13 PM (zlR/u)
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I realize it wouldn't be necessary to order, but I can certainly see a quiet suggestion or two.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (xYLkR)
Heck, the US government will probably give it to them for free.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Dr Evil,
This is a very good point.
It is a war, and they no longer see themselves as Americans. They have seceded and are conquering from within.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (Zuk0B)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I guarantee you that call centers are bombarding Taliban cell phone numbers with vehicle warranty spam.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (xunV5)
That was no mistake. Obama is on the mullah's side so it too was planned. But McCain would have done the same thing for the same reason.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:17 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (xunV5)
Big shocks don't bring down the regime, because the regime will do whatever it takes to weather them. But in the process it will hollow itself out, making it increasingly vulnerable. It's the little shocks that eventually bring you down.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:18 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 01, 2021 06:18 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:18 PM (e6I/s)
I put it at November 3rd and $500 Billion.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:18 PM (w5raC)
Am getting inciden water in basement, good reason to get some painting in
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (yXoX6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (6/Jup)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (xunV5)
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And they are trying, really trying.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (1EKMc)
The biggest mistake we made as a country was stopping at Tripoli.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
We came back home and got Montezuma's revenge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (63Dwl)
Before the end of the month. They need a new scam to have the LIVs forget Afghanistan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: vivi at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (USW1s)
What would removing the Usurper even do? Any one think Harris is a step up? Remove her too? President Nancy? Ok so another Alzheimer Usurper takes over.
I don't like McConnell but he is right on this one. Impeachment will do nothing but make Dems show up to vote.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (oSy3T)
I would argue that impeachment didn't do anything to help the Dems, and may in fact have harmed them. They took multiple shots at the King, but failed to kill him, and instead pissed off the GOP base to turn out in massive numbers, which is why they found themselves on election night staring at a potential GOP takeover of the House rather than a 15 seat Dem gain which had been projected.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (2987u)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (6/Jup)
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I wasn't aware he ever stopped.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (xYLkR)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:07 PM (dIpnE)
Russian ammo companies will have plenty to sell to them with the US import ban in place.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (DTX3h)
We're all in this together and it will make things move back to normal something something.
People will stand in line to take it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 06:15 PM (jOcSX)"
I will never understand the lack of will to engage in irregular warfare with Iran outside targeted assassinations and cyber warfare.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (dIpnE)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
True, but don't admit it...put THEM on the defensive, make THEM wail and gnash teeth, make THEIR media defend.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (r1z5A)
What is the pool for the date that Nanzi and Schmuck start a fund the Tollybon bill and the amount of said bill?
I put it at November 3rd and $500 Billion.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
Build Back Bugger
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 06:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (6/Jup)
Only if you have a forward slash in your hash.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 06:21 PM (cTK4u)
So I guess the f*cking victory parade that the Taliban had with our military equipment is NOT being shown on the FNM?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:21 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 06:19 PM (6/Jup)
I thought it was "Tongue punching her in the fart box."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (qyN55)
Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 06:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 06:23 PM (DvQam)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:23 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:23 PM (B0mGw)
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I will never understand the lack of will to engage in irregular warfare with Iran outside targeted assassinations and cyber warfare.
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It's almost like the goals and plans have been to help the Muslim Brotherhood / Arab Spring / Al Qaeda priorities and weaken the US the entire time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:24 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
True, but don't admit it...put THEM on the defensive, make THEM wail and gnash teeth, make THEIR media defend.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (r1z5A)
**********
Reality bites sometimes.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 06:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:24 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2021 06:25 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:25 PM (1EKMc)
What if I told you it was not a mistake? That Joe has not made mistakes, that neither Clinton has made mistakes? That W made no mistakes? You'll figure it out someday. When it's too late.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 01, 2021 06:25 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)
Feeding that steel or zinc cased garbage through an M16 will render those rifles completely unreliable.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:26 PM (dIpnE)
We're all in this together and it will make things move back to normal something something.
People will stand in line to take it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021.
Pretty sure I got the 'rona. BP sky high, head sore, back hurt, gut hurt, etc.
I popped half a viagra, rubbed one out, and went to bed. Woke up the next morning feeling fine, but a slight sense of guilt, with some slight increase in palm hair.
/ satire
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at September 01, 2021 06:26 PM (wkbEu)
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:27 PM (AwPyG)
https://www.intellectualtakeout.org/
ivermectin--horse-hockey-versus-truth/
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 01, 2021 06:27 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:27 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 01, 2021 06:27 PM (YboWf)
McConnell and other Rs can say that Trump was impeached by Nancy for far less serious charges (twice). To not say this is to say that you were always playing for the other team,
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:26 PM (dIpnE)
I've shot some, it went bang, admittedly not full auto or anything.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:10 PM (TxY2o)
After yesterday's "speech" I really gotta wonder about Joe's handlers. I'm starting to think they're all demented octogenarians. Or flat out brilliant. It's like doing a really bad painting - you're either a trained artist who knows what to do to make something truly horrific, or you're on the spectrum. I'd prefer to think we're being destroyed by people who know exactly what they're doing, opposed to a bunch of doorknob humping retards that somehow got the keys to the car.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (wAnMi)
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Can those AK cases be re-shaped to fit an AR?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (dIpnE)
F irregular warfare... if they want to act like 7th Century barbarians, let them live like them.
Cut off all banking. Bomb every Power Plant, bridge, dock, oil refinery, and oil well.
Our Declaration was based on the concept that it was not just a peoples RIGHT, but a Peoples DUTY to change their Government, if it is not doing what they want... The Iranian people have lived under the Mullahs and Islam for 40 years... I have very little sympathy left for them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: f'd
Honestly, it's like Rand Paul, a small handful of congresscritters and that's it. Everyone else is a stooge.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:28 PM (XSRBF)
I saw an interesting post that said there were two sides- the domestic corrupted enemy side with the WaPo, defense contractors, corporations, DOJ, FBI, and the Pentagon and the foreign corruption side with China, the CIA, NY Times, State Dept, etc.
And then, of course, there's Team MAGA. We're not represented in that game.
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (o5aok)
***********
I would also like to see the abortion sisters, Kamala and Nancy go up in flames
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:30 PM (r1z5A)
Why do they also need billions of dollars? What else could they possibly need on top of armor and MRAPs, advanced mortar systems, and a fleet of Black Hawks and ground attack craft?
Do they need MREs?
Posted by: Funkotron at September 01, 2021 06:30 PM (SxNSj)
Posted by: CIA at September 01, 2021 06:31 PM (yQpMk)
Frankly though, I don't think our dear Sexretary is wanting to help the Tolly Bon for any altruistic reasons, like rescuing hostages or whatever.
No, I just think they've gotten a taste of what it's like to go cold turkey on war, and they don't like it. They'd like just one hit off that pipe. For old thyme's sake. Sure, we'll fight Isis with ya, it's what we do. Come on, one suckee suckee, behind the dumpster? If you let me have just a little?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2021 06:31 PM (naMR+)
We need Zombie Andrew Jackson
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:31 PM (XSRBF)
I'll take it.
"McConnell and other Rs can say that Trump was impeached by Nancy for far less serious charges."
Agree. They should be beating this drum day and night.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:31 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:31 PM (Tnijr)
You can also have some issues with breaking extractors.
Otherwise, US used some steel cased ammo in WWII due to copper and brass shortages in 45 ACP and 30 Carbine from what I remember.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (D2U7d)
They receive an allowance, a dormitory room, and a per diem for food.
Congress shall meet no more often than bi-annually.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Do they need MREs?
Posted by: Funkotron at September 01, 2021 06:30 PM (SxNSj)
Putin says... 'I don't think so'. He has shown himself willing to wage battle to keep his 'near abroad' (the Russian idea of Buffer States around the Homeland that would need to be invaded first).
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (oHd/0)
Why do they also need billions of dollars? What else could they possibly need on top of armor and MRAPs, advanced mortar systems, and a fleet of Black Hawks and ground attack craft?
Do they need MREs?
Posted by: Funkotron at September 01, 2021 06:30 PM (SxNSj)
Goats.
Lots and lots of goats.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:20 PM (o5aok)
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I would also like to see the abortion sisters, Kamala and Nancy go up in flames
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (NpAcC)
As long as the flow of blood doesn't put out the fires, that paints a might purdy picture.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (wAnMi)
And in further interesting news, the UK entity that decides free speech matters (!) determined that Piers Morgan was justified in criticizing meghan markle, and that her complaint was not warranted. (Piers lost his job, as a result of said criticism)d
It's all very interesting; coupled with Obama's party snub, it makes you think there may be some retreating, going on.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:33 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: f'd
I'm not buying Conservative Inc's theory that it will be a GOP landslide. A lot of people are still pissed about them doing nothing about the steal. I'm not voting for any PA incumbent because they sat by while the steal happened. Not. One.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:33 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2021 06:33 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:34 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 01, 2021 06:34 PM (sWM8x)
there are a lot of primary challengers, lining up. Many won't win, but if enough of them do, it could start a cascade of "gosh--sorry. Didn't realize it was treason."
We can hope, anyway.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live
Tollybon.
Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (hOMhY)
It's all very interesting; coupled with Obama's party snub, it makes you think there may be some retreating, going on.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (AwPyG)
If you have to wait for a goverment agent to decide whether your speech is free or not, it ain't.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (naMR+)
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (D2U7d)
The excuses that it would mobilize the left - I'm sick to death of them telling us why they can't even try to do something because "X". Since when did that stop the left? They'll keep doing it over and over and over until they wear us down. But usually they don't have to. The only time this shit sticks to his guns is when "we can't" do something because "damage". Fuck you, die, die horribly you cock sucking goiter in a tie.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (Xrfse)
Their GDP before 2001 was two or three billion, then it started climbing like crazy. We must have paid top dollar for that poppy production.
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 01, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Maybe it was a Templar truck headed for Oak Island.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 01, 2021 06:36 PM (5HBd1)
So if a woman goes into the ICU in Texas she will not be treated ???
Posted by: James at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (24+Vp)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (xunV5)
Exactly. And remember that Harry opined that the US's First Amendment was "bonkers."
All the more reason to think that something's up; they're obviously not the woke flavor of the month, anymore
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:34 PM (xunV5)
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Great!
First we give our enemy weapons
Then we force the Russians to sell them necessary ammunition.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (1EKMc)
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (0OP+5)
Me either. They are rubbing their dicks together thinking about the mid terms. If I vote it will not be for anyone who didn't support Trump. That's your tell right there.
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
If it's a red T with a blue box behind it, it's a Christian flag.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:37 PM (XSRBF)
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Depends on if she's been vaccinated or not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live
Tollybon.
Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (hOMhY)
LOL, in my twee little suburban town?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (JioHo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 06:35 PM (cSyAR)
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Now this makes sense.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
When they get in and sell out or are driven out the next election cycle by the GOP powers that be, then what?
We have been down this road over and over and over.......
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: doug whiddon at September 01, 2021 06:39 PM (hP9mp)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:39 PM (0jZnq)
Berenson just posted this on his Substack page. Study out of San Diego showing vaccine efficacy falling there. Vaccinated healthcare workers getting symptomatic infections like mofos.
Efficacy fell to 65% by July, and infected vaxxed are just as likely to become symptomatic as unvaxxed.
https://tinyurl.com/wdvnjcsu
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 01, 2021 06:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Or per VDH 80% of what we've given Israel over 70 years.
Posted by: Golfman at September 01, 2021 06:39 PM (hOMhY)
I'd welcome the Templars, right about now.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:38 PM (AwPyG)
Vlad Tepus, leading the Hungarian Order of the Dragon?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (oHd/0)
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This.
https://tinyurl.com/595xdwcy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (e6I/s)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:39 PM (0jZnq)
Thinking there's any one definition of insanity.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (naMR+)
Posted by: Funkotron at September 01, 2021 06:30 PM (SxNSj)
The Taliban would be an improvement for Turkmenistan. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Ben Had
10 billion or so is setting in our Federal Reserve Bank and some other US financial institutions. Frozen just like happened in Iran about 1979 which led to the hostage crisis. Funny how that worked out.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (xunV5)
I'll do the best I can. I just said who I would not vote for.
What's your plan?
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Impeachable offenses? No doubt about it.
Biden actually going through impeachment proceedings in the House and convicted in the Senate? With the current buffoons there? Not a chance.
And if he is impeached, then Kamala is president.
Sort of a damned if you do/damned if you don't conundrum.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:41 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Neville Biden at September 01, 2021 06:42 PM (1vynn)
And...in fact we give the bomber's friends $83B in military equipment.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:42 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 06:42 PM (XSRBF)
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It really is incredible how much like the 70s this moment is.
Inflation, golden era of muscle cars being removed from the streets via legislation, jobs moving overseas, Saigon moment...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (e6I/s)
The best I can do and it has the benefit of not costing me anything.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JROD
No! This time we're going to throw more sand in the gears, DC will look like the Sahara, we're going to match every dirty trick the dims pulled. Swearsies!!
Posted by: Bolder braver gop at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (r1z5A)
None of them do jack shit, at least that I am aware of.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (rlAhX)
I've heard this stock excuse for inaction echo throughout conservatism for years. It is not confined just to the likes of McConnell. I heard it many times when Trump was running -- that his blunt style was stupid and oafish because it was inciting the Left.
In most cases this is simple fear of the Left disguised as cunning discretion.
It is really an argument for never doing anything. The Left doesn't need an excuse to "mobilize." No one ever proposes deliberately inciting them, when in fact that is the only way to win.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (ucUhL)
None of them do jack shit, at least that I am aware of.
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4/5ths of the members are undercover FBI agents.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (e6I/s)
"But THIS time we win!!!!!"
--Governor Cuomo pardoning weathermen terrorists
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
None of them do jack shit, at least that I am aware of.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (DpkTQ)
So, just like the GOP
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (UVMn8)
But Biden is currently a traitorous, incompetent president.
If there was an opposition party in DC they'd already have impeachment proceedings ready and literally shut down the congress until they were voted on.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (0jZnq)
^^^^There is a meme template for this and it should be used as often as possible:
https://tinyurl.com/3tkafr25
Someone should add The Sharts of War below the Joe Tzu tagline.
Posted by: Johnny at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (xxG/v)
And there are massive protests in the streets.
You're only as safe as the people protecting you want you to be, and that number is dwindling.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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The cynic in me says. .. and yet, here we are.
Posted by: Drc at September 01, 2021 06:45 PM (llGBY)
The only problem is skyrocketing inflation will affect the raw materials for reloading too. Investigating a new hybrid cartridge on the market that theoretically can be reloaded indefinitely but it takes some different dies to reload with.
BTW, for anyone doing builds, Ballistic advantage sale on AR type barrels going on at Aim Surplus including LR-308 ones. They also pretty much sell a bunch of other firearms, gunparts and ammo.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:45 PM (xunV5)
Yesterday say a video from Afghanistan and a room full of American dollars all rapped up in bundles.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:45 PM (5Z7+C)
So that we get President Harris, that's our best possible outcome of impeachment. Really?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 06:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Neville Biden
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The LIV's do not understand that 'appeasement' was not always regarded as some negative policy, as it is (generally) today. It was, in fact, regarded as a legitimate diplomatic policy.
Obama made it popular again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2021 06:46 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 01, 2021 06:46 PM (kPJ/p)
None of them do jack shit, at least that I am aware of.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (DpkTQ)
Look at this awesome fish fry and say it's nothin, I dare you.
Posted by: KoC at September 01, 2021 06:46 PM (cTK4u)
If you voted for Biden you have as much blood on your hands as he does.
I will not wear it until after the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:46 PM (o5aok)
https://bit.ly/3BNB855
Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (UW2ZS)
Oh ... it is now
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:16 PM (1EKMc)
woo hoo!
...wait...
*eyes Horde suspiciously*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:45 PM (5Z7+C)
Was that the cash that wouldn't fit in the President helo? I'm really surprised that he didn't just leave a daughter or two behind and take the money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (yQpMk)
Biden actually going through impeachment proceedings in the House and convicted in the Senate? With the current buffoons there? Not a chance.
And if he is impeached, then Kamala is president.
Sort of a damned if you do/damned if you don't conundrum.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:41 PM (zlR/u)
Given everything we've seen over the past 5 years, even talking about impeachment sorta reminds me of when you hear about the freaks who decide to get married in a barn, wearing leather and assless chaps, and having dildos up their rectums, while having the ceremony presided over by a Satanist.
Talking about whether it's superstitious for the groom to see the bride before the ceremony or not seems to have rather missed the whole point of what a fustercluck ALL of this is.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (naMR+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (XvGuI)
Helped fight slavery throughout the world, and the Order still exists today
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG)
Watching some Law and Order reruns from the '90s. Schizophrenic off his meds commits murder. In custody they put him back on his meds. He "sobers up". Turns out he was a law school graduate, summa cum laude. He acts as his own lawyer, and is very good.
ADA Jack McCoy, looking over his defense briefs, "He's not pleading insanity! Why the hell doesn't he try an insanity defense?"
DA Schiff: "Because he's insane."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (Mzdiz)
That was the reasoning used. "Your lies were nullified in real time, Mr. Morgan."
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 06:47 PM (2987u)
We will have Herschel Walker running here. I don't know what to expect from him other than he will piss off a lot of the good ol boys at the top.
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:48 PM (Tnijr)
I agree but that is the typical GOPe response. They remind me of when the French were losing their nerve just before WWII began. Then after it started, the French sat on their ass until that Man was ready to take on the French Army.
By that time, the French army was thoroughly demoralized as are Republican base voters due to the lack of action.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:48 PM (xunV5)
Yeah they weren't as effective against the Muslim hordes in Israel, but they have done far more good in the world since then.
When the French King and a compliant pope conspired to obliterate the Templars and steal their money and lands, the pope had the last laugh by giving all their lands and holdings to the Hospitalers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 06:49 PM (KZzsI)
And if he is impeached, then Kamala is president.
Sort of a damned if you do/damned if you don't conundrum.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:41 PM (zlR/u)
So, it appears that Dem Pres candidates pick a VP running mate to be impeachment protection.
Who does Kamala pick to be her VP?
Posted by: TALLY-Ho talliban at September 01, 2021 06:49 PM (c7nKG)
A favorite son is a good bet for a protest candidate.
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2021 06:50 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BurtTC
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LOL.
Exactly.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:50 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:50 PM (0jZnq)
Here's an updated version of the meme template with the "The Sharts of War" tagline:
https://___flip.com/i/5ll7rl
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 01, 2021 06:51 PM (xxG/v)
Inflation, golden era of muscle cars being removed from the streets via legislation, jobs moving overseas, Saigon moment...
Posted by: Moron Robbie
And a corrupt politician named Biden was there for all of it being elected in 1972.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:51 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2021 06:51 PM (biWq5)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:51 PM (zlR/u)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:29 PM (o5aok)
Hmm, I assume the label will mention the additional feature?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (ACi07)
**
That's a great observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (e6I/s)
Hillary's in the news on the DM again--photos of her walking around with Huma. Always take a look at the DM to see what the left is plotting.
Second pic in a week, showing that she has no trouble walking
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: tbodie at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (c7nKG)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: hutch1200 at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (B3SkM)
Tanned, rested, and ready. Have to get rid of Kamala first.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: artemis
Would love to see Shana Chappell run.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)
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Personally, I don't care.
They're all placeholders.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 06:51 PM (zlR/u)
Oooh, I like this.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (ACi07)
Besides Kamala is worse, not as moderate, measured and competent as the Demented Commie.
Wise up.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 01, 2021 06:53 PM (L9P9s)
None of them do jack shit, at least that I am aware of.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 06:43 PM (DpkTQ)
Yeah? Wait til we get out of this damned tomb.
Posted by: The Blind Dead at September 01, 2021 06:54 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 01, 2021 06:54 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:54 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 06:54 PM (1EKMc)
Godly knights, they submitted to the king and the pope, certain their innocence would see them through. Instead they were tortured and killed and their entire movement was wiped out by forces who wanted them dead and out of the way and didn't care what lies and corruption they had to use to do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/595xdwcy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 01, 2021 06:40 PM (e6I/s)
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That might be it.
I still want it to be the Trump Templars.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 01, 2021 06:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ahem.
Posted by: Spiro Agnew at September 01, 2021 06:55 PM (BMmaB)
Hillary's in the news on the DM again--photos of her walking around with Huma. Always take a look at the DM to see what the left is plotting.
Second pic in a week, showing that she has no trouble walking
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG)
She never had any trouble walking! and even if she did, she was cured by that ModernaPfizerJJ thing! REEEEEEE!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 01, 2021 06:55 PM (ACi07)
Yeah, they had too much money, and the king was jonesing for it.
See: Henry VIII and the catholic church
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 01, 2021 06:56 PM (RrtlF)
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at September 01, 2021 06:56 PM (xWa+G)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 06:56 PM (5Z7+C)
Posted by: Braenyard
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[ears perk up]
Oh? There's a suckler in the cabinet?
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at September 01, 2021 06:57 PM (CTJwJ)
IDK where ace got that. Homeland Secretary is Mayorkas. I think Mitchell's tweet is about the Clinton SecDef guy.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 06:57 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: tbodie at September 01, 2021 06:58 PM (c7nKG)
https://tinyurl.com/br9bbdjs
Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 06:58 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
I predict a new remake of Death Wish will make some money and maybe a Deer Hunter remake about vets that were in Afghanistan. Probably a few years off from a remake of Apocalypse Now set in the Mid East.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 06:58 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 01, 2021 06:58 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 06:44 PM (0jZnq)
If anyone is not sure what insanity is, get a roomful of pee-sigh-chiatrists together. Then you'll know.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2021 06:58 PM (Z9J3j)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (o5aok)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip's Phone
Dang! Stay safe!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (r1z5A)
One of them is a hunting club.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: artemis at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 01, 2021 06:59 PM (B0mGw)
They also did a ton of banking, so they held a lot of debts for noble people, including the king. As they knew from past experiences dealing with Jews, the best way to cancel a loan is to destroy the people holding it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 01, 2021 07:00 PM (RrtlF)
Right now we are in the De Niro goes to Saigon to ger Chris Walken part of the story.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 07:00 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2021 07:00 PM (biWq5)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 01, 2021 07:01 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2021 07:01 PM (FhXTo)
I've said it before. Our leaders will come from large groups of us protesting in the streets and having to deal with antifa/BLM. Our leaders that we will be able to trust will be the ones that have been maced and kicked in the face, not some f'ing dickhead lawyer that graduated from an Ivy League school. If you want to vote for some f'ing asshole that spouts shit that gives you the warm and fuzzies by all means go for it. I won't give you a shoulder to cry on though when they break your heart, I'll just give you tough love.
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 07:02 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 07:02 PM (xunV5)
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2021 07:03 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 07:03 PM (2987u)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2021 07:04 PM (biWq5)
I'm a little smarter than that. I have told the horde many times that they are not cynical enough.
Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2021 07:05 PM (ucUhL)
As they say, good and hard.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 07:05 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 01, 2021 07:06 PM (nOOFl)
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 01, 2021 07:10 PM (jYQlA)
Problem is they have taken control no. Complete control, and we all seen them do it. They didn't hide it.
Posted by: JROD at September 01, 2021 07:12 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 01, 2021 07:13 PM (nOOFl)
I mean, even the shitholiest of shithole African colonies had the testicular fortitude to actually fight the Brits. Not Canada or Australia.
I know that the Queen still appoints 2 of the 3 branches of the Canadian government. Not sure about Australia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Yes , it's all Canada's fault. Fun fact, the first four Canadian casualties in Afghanistan were 4 killed and 8 wounded by a US bomb (oops) in the Tarnac farm incident.
Also we've had British Kings and Queens as head of state but we've never had a Bush clinton or Biden, so there's that.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 01, 2021 07:26 PM (LBiyC)
Governor-General seems to be a sinecure for weirdball creatures where they can be (too) visible but not do much damage.
Posted by: JEM - Let's give Taliban top 500 in Biden Admin trade for the military dogs at September 01, 2021 07:37 PM (8erNz)
Are you kidding me? After all the shame and humiliation of the bug-out he still claims the approval of 46% of the voters?
We are toast.
Posted by: JPowell at September 01, 2021 08:21 PM (EA6if)
Posted by: Yankee Doodler at September 01, 2021 09:26 PM (txieD)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 01, 2021 07:26
Yikes, that's an astounding observation. And I think Biden's incompetency tops Justins.
Also, anyone heard frim Slap lately? I haven't heard back from him.
Posted by: Farmer at September 01, 2021 11:35 PM (55Qr6)
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