Biden's Speech: Aftermath
And Jen Psaki Cleaning Up After the Drooling Imbecile

Here's the link for the press conference.

Some commentary on Biden's speech:

Biden always does the same thing when this demented old slurring, lisping fool wants to sound "tough:" He just yells.

I think his handlers believe his lisping and slurring are less pronounced when he's yelling like an old lunatic.

90% of Americans who wanted to leave have been evacuated, Biden says.

Yay! 90%! That's an A minus!!!

OUT: This was my call and the buck stops with me

IN: This was Trump's idea, you know

This is a great point: Biden is claiming simultaneously that this is a great success and also blaming Trump for the failure.

What?


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Shockingly, Biden dared to bring up Beau Biden again. Someone who was not ever in combat, and who did not die in battle.

Though, in a very David French-like way, he likes to bring up Beau's service in a way that suggests he was a combat infantryman rather than an REMF lawyer sitting in an air-conditioned office prosecuting US soldiers for being AWOL or drunk.

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Not a single one of these people admit that they propagandized for Biden and, I would bet you, coordinated with the Biden campaign.

As noted in the last thread, their preferred tact is to avoid blaming Biden by blaming "the nation" or "the American people."

It's not the candidate they supported who screwed up. Or themselves for supporting that demented derelict.

No-- the blame falls on you.

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Bonhomme likewise did The Math That Americans Just Won't Do:

743 90% of x = 5,500.

That means 6111 were in Afghanistan. That means we left 611, not 100 or 200.

Posted by: bonhomme

Posted by: Ace at 03:56 PM




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1 Fuckwad

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

2 I hate him even more, that's pretty amazing work.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

3 I'll NOOD

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

4 Noodled

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (wAnMi)

5 Post-presser hot girl:
https://is.gd/JUmo2p
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (Jsjd7)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)

6 You can feel the steam below

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (wAnMi)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

8 The press won't question him or anyone else, why not just spew BS all day?

Posted by: Flyguy at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (3sOO0)

9 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)

10 Post-presser hot girl:
https://is.gd/JUmo2p
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)


I'll need a lot more of that to normalize.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (wAnMi)

11 90% of Americans who wanted to leave have been evacuated, Biden says.
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And 10% for the Big Guy

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (Z7w0m)

12 Oh, Stephen Hayes. Oh, dear.

Shut up, you goblin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (Jsjd7)

13 The speechwriter gets an F.

Posted by: Golfman at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (WRZlP)

14 "We have put this victorious operation behind us. Let's talk about infrastructure!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (guGkK)

15 This is not a man. He is a fucking worm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (z4k8L)

16 Biden needs to take an Afghanistan success world tour.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (HhQeH)

17 Yes; Trump is-rightfully-pissed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (AJzTi)

18 Joe Biden is The Devil incarnate. His whole family is Devil spawn.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

19 The speechwriter gets an F.
Posted by: Golfman at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (WRZlP)


He just kept saying the same shit over and over, sometimes a little differently.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (wAnMi)

20 15 This is not a man. He is a fucking worm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (z4k8L)


He is a terrible excuse for a human being.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (TdMsT)

21 90% of what I say is bullshit

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (FA5Pj)

22 By Grabthar's hammer ... Aarrrgh! [goes beserker]

Posted by: Alexander Dane at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (4I/2K)

23 Fucking meat puppet

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (uUDKV)

24 Mesmerizing! The words of a true hero and President!

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (Zmnko)

25 Anything I can do to help?

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (O+hOX)

26 the junta are going to need a new meat puppet, it sounds like

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (UBTPs)

27 a fucking worm.

Hey now.

Posted by: Worm Union Local 23 at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (QuzBq)

28 Nolte nailed it. Shut the thing down

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

29 THE LOUDER I TALK, THE MORE HONEST I AM!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (guGkK)

30 Jimmy Carter and Barak Hussein O are seriously relieved their not the worst President ever any longer.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (QRyEx)

31 I cannot tell a lie. Donnie did it.

Posted by: Joseph Biden Washington at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (vIZ4j)

32 An absolute triumph.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

33 It was all lies and spin.

This fucking clown acts as if he was just some new jack and bystander to all that has gone on for the last 20 years.

He got 13 Marines killed for literally no point or reason.

This was easily the most odious and repugnant speech I've ever heard and being that Obama was President for 8 years, that's quite a feat for The Meat Puppet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (9oke0)

34 I'm sorry. That Americans aren't worthy of my presidency. It's why amnesty is a moral imperative.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (QU5/8)

35 Speaking of death-warmed-over democrat presidents who offered America's backside to Islamic cavemen, isn't Jimmy Carter overdue for a riderless horse?

Posted by: weew at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (+m+uH)

36 It take two to lie, Marge: One to lie and one to listen.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (POhPv)

37 The WH FB live feed was not happy with Joe.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

38 Those 10% were trying to get on the civilian flights out that the Biden admin blocked. Winning!

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (a74KK)

39 How long did Biden speak?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (AJzTi)

40 I'm...speechless.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (axyOa)

41 90% of what I say is bullshit
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (FA5Pj)
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Huh. Joe treats honesty like some dudes treat their stated cock size.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)

42 the junta are going to need a new meat puppet, it sounds like
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (UBTPs)


I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns right after 9/11.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (jOcSX)

43 Has the parade of Our Afghanistan Failure is a Good Thing articles begun?

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (Z7w0m)

44 Did he mention the service members he murdered?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (Zmnko)

45 How long did Biden speak?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (AJzTi)
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He made it to right around a half hour on the nose. Long address for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (Jsjd7)

46 NORMS!

Posted by: The Gang at Cheers at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

47 the junta are going to need a new meat puppet, it sounds like
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (UBTPs)
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Kamala's on deck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (Jsjd7)

48 the junta are going to need a new meat puppet, it sounds like
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (UBTPs)


I'm guessing they're delighted. Seriously, what could he have done to be more demoralizing? On that, they nailed it. Then repeating the speech 3 times was brilliant. He had his 3 best speech writers put in a recommendation, and he read all 3.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (wAnMi)

49 Of course the numbers don;t match up -- it's all BS!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (bDqIh)

50 Yes, it is true I wasn't elected. I was anointed by God when I drew the sword from the stone!

Posted by: Joe Biden of the Round Table at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (UBTPs)

51 I see Stephen Hayes cock cage is chaffing and making him irritable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (QU5/8)

52 Post-presser hot girl:
https://is.gd/JUmo2p
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:56 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)

I'll need a lot more of that to normalize.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (wAnMi)

A double of big boobs. Straight.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (4I/2K)

53 Did you notice how he forgot where Beau served other than Iraq? Couldn't remember Kosovo.

He's baked.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

54 well, now America can focus on her new war against her own citizens. Don't worry, the left won't act treasonous this time and support us, their enemies.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (7uiTk)

55 How much time does it take to organize a Triumph?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (guGkK)

56 He is a sick old man who has to constantly bring up his son who died of cancer in every conversation and he continues to equate that with thousands of Americans dying in combat.


It's sick, but it's all he has left.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (JUOKG)

57 If I find a way to punish the FNM for this shit I may never flip the switch back. They all know Biden is now senile and has always been at the top of the DC corruption pile and a nasty pervert and they hid this from their LIV viewers in case they needed a known name to be the DNC figurehead.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (pxVvf)

58 How long did Biden speak?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (AJzTi)
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I think it was a little less than half an hour. Took no questions, of course, just turned on his heel and walked away.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (wyw4S)

59 I LUV TO BEAT MY MEATS ON THE MISSISSIPPI MUD!

Posted by: joey biden at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (UHVv4)

60 Is CPAC still employing that Biden supporting scrunt or has she been fired?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (5Fvt7)

61 Did I tell you about Beau?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

62 When he dies, they need to place a commode for his headstone. I'd not complain either, if *how* he were to die might be a Mussolini Pinata. Rigged up by the parents of the thirteen who died because of his perfidy and failures.

The Pay per View would rake in a fortune.

/wishcasting

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (QzJWU)

63 Shockingly, Biden dared to bring up Beau Biden again. Someone who was not ever in combat, and who did not die in battle.

I'm always late, so this was at the end of the last thread. Do you think he believes that America will regard the Bidens the way they do the Kennedys? "America's Tragic Royal Family" He seems to think people will think of Beau the way they do of Bobby Kennedy, struck down in his prime, so much promise before him. In fact, he's just some nobody; I doubt anyone could pick Beau Biden out of the photo.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (YkV34)

64 Post-presser hot girl:

- um yes

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (7uiTk)

65 F***king meat puppet

He's actually made of wood, like that old man puppet of Jeff Dunham's. Looks like him too. Not as quick, though.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (ZsR3z)

66 I will never have a friend who is a lefty again.

I am even quitting my job soon partly because my coworkers are lefty turd sandwiches.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (hQVBP)

67 Now I have a rage headache. Thanks, Joey, you filthy, evil old perv.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

68 Miss Me Yet?

Posted by: Pravda at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (Z7w0m)

69 How long did Biden speak?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (AJzTi)


About 25 minutes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (wAnMi)

70 " Keep going with the dead son mentions, it's gold Joe!"
WH aide Kenny Banya

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (uUDKV)

71 Biden brings up Beau even though he doesn't seem to know who or what he was

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (7uiTk)

72 He seems to think people will think of Beau the way they do of Bobby Kennedy, struck down in his prime, so much promise before him. In fact, he's just some nobody; I doubt anyone could pick Beau Biden out of the photo.

he can't let go of this dream

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (j9HX3)

73 Malignant, malevolent cryptkeeper

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (oEn12)

74 Tomorrow, the White House will move on from this glorious victory to the next war against Climate Change, the rights of US citizens and Trump supporters.

Posted by: Revenant at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (ydlAE)

75 He HAD to bring up Saint Beau.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

76 Trumps fault? Did the fucker remember that he not only had years in the Senate when this was occurring but he was VP for 8 years

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (Zmnko)

77 Ten days ago Jen Psaki said 10-15,000 citizens were still in Afghanistan. That means there are still 4-9,000 stuck there. Someone should correct Joe's next oration, because it makes him look like a stupid asshole to keep repeating different numbers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (UBTPs)

78 He really needed to wear the sunglasses.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (MVjcR)

79 Just can't wait for some of that fine refugee ass.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

80 No-- the blame falls on you.


I'm sorry. I'll do better the next time Joe

Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (vd8XM)

81 @42

>>I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns right after 9/11.

I made that mistake thinking they would sideline him as quickly as possible, I no longer feel that way.

I now understand that The Junta is going to keep drugging this piece of shit up and rolling him out to deliver the Deep State's shuck and jive.

They robbed us of our President, THEY ROBBED US!!!!!

I can't even anymore.....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (9oke0)

82
Wasn't bo biden the AG for Delaware when his brain blew up?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (LkK3l)

83 He has the podium to himself, but he raises his voice like he's talking over someone else. He's being defensive, and it betrays his lying.

Did Veep Throat write this speech to get the 25th Amendment invoked?

Posted by: Isophorone at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (ze7fn)

84 "This is a great point: Biden is claiming simultaneously that this is a great success and also blaming Trump for the failure."

Similarly, half the media is lauding Oatmeal Brains for "having the courage to end the war" while the other half is blaming Trump for this whole fiasco - "It was Trump's deal, Biden's hands were tied!"

Both of them are horseshit, but they're contradictory horseshit. Even if you believed that horseshit, you can only spout one or the other.

Posted by: radar at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (3Zp/H)

85 Malignant, malevolent cryptkeeper

The Trojan Corpse

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (Zmnko)

86 How much of this shitty speech was past tense, and how much was future tense?

I don't have the stomach to actually watch it. I doubt I could even read a transcript of it without vomiting from rage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (6FeV1)

87 Dementia riddled clusterfuck of a miserable traitor.


Joe deserves whatever hate we can give. Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. Consider him the enemy.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (0OmEj)

88 Oh, CPAC 2022 is tweeting against Biden?
Is Biden cheerleader from 2021 organizing it again in 2022?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

89 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (QzJWU)


As the current meme making the rounds goes:

Joe Biden wasn't elected, he was installed. Like a toilet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (wAnMi)

90 There's only 2 ends to a war: Surrender or victory.

Only in Afghanistan are there celebrations.

If Afghanistan was a success, when are the victory parades for the returning soldiers?

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (POhPv)

91 I'm looking forward to the Maga Air Force, courtesy of Joey B.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (UBTPs)

92 Wasn't bo biden the AG for Delaware when his brain blew up?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (LkK3l)

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Yeah. And 46 years old. But those 13 grieving families of 20 year olds don't know his pain. The ass.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

93 I note that HeelsUp and Blinken sat this one out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (guGkK)

94
Are you sure bo biden wasn't in political office for the state of Delaware when died? I thought he was already out of his fake "service" in the Navy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (LkK3l)

95 82
Wasn't bo biden the AG for Delaware when his brain blew up?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (LkK3l)

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Yes he was

Posted by: radar at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (3Zp/H)

96 61 Did I tell you about Beau?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

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Tell us more about his heroic actions at Vicksburg and El Alamein.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM (TNyrE)

97 Biden's Speech: Aftermath
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Wait. I thought there wasn't supposed to be any math.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (XHhHI)

98 Welp, it's about to storm now. Perfect time for me to make a run to Publix.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (ptqGC)

99 We know the dead brain reason for the delay, but still what in that feckless self serving speech could not have been delivered hours earlier? They certainly weren't wordsmithing the exact terms they needed to convey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (r+sAi)

100 Willowed:

1214 He still must face the twenty wounded, some with missing limbs no doubt, when they come home. If he has the decency and guts. Unlike the 13 fallen, they can voice their feelings for Biden.

Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

101 Miss Me Yet?
Posted by: Pravda at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (Z7w0m)
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Kinda. You were better than our press. I am not being sarcastic.

Because of how the USSR operated, you can be sure that at Pravda (and Izvestia, for that matter) there was at least one person who was there because he had to be there or die or be sent to gulag. There was at least one person there because he had skill in something (layout, press operation, something) and was forced to work there at gunpoint.

And that one man - that one man who was compelled to be there - makes Pravda better than our press. In our press, every single person involved at every level of the organization is there by choice. Every single one of them sucks cock by his own *choice.* And thus our organs are worse than the USSR's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

102 How long did Biden speak?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 03:00 PM (AJzTi)
.......

He didn't. He yelled and then he whispered.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

103 56 Seriously? He has the office he always wanted, two other kids, a half dozen grandkids and generational wealth. He's not sick, he's not worth or due two seconds of pity or concern. He's an evil man, who's the mouthpiece for others like him. He wants our ruination at 10% of the take.

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (ONvIw)

104 Just can't wait for some of that fine refugee ass.
Posted by: H


bout that if hunter did not want asians he is not going to be hot for that sweet sweet third world never washed afghan vag.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (K3ZCc)

105 Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Vinny Gambino at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (kTF2Z)

106 Whew, that fucking imbecile could really piss you off if you let him.

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:06 PM (+ya+t)

107 55 How much time does it take to organize a Triumph?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 03:01 PM (guGkK)

If you'll settle for four whitish-gray donkeys and a styrofoam arch, I could have you hooked up by Thursday.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:06 PM (6FeV1)

108 MRE -- mockery, ridicule, endlessly

Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:06 PM (3byMq)

109 Poor Beau took a bullet delivering an opposition brief and some donuts to the front line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2021 03:06 PM (guGkK)

110 I now understand that The Junta is going to keep drugging this piece of shit up and rolling him out to deliver the Deep State's shuck and jive.
They robbed us of our President, THEY ROBBED US!!!!!
I can't even anymore.....
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2021 03:03 PM (9oke0)

As long as he's breathing they will keep him going until at least two years plus one day of his term. Because no way is Kamala not getting to run twice. And if they can keep him upright longer they will run him again. But they do have their eyes on first woman president and he won't get a full second term.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 03:06 PM (G2zl5)

111 Ask not with whom the blame lies; it lies with Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (d9FiS)

112 Wait. I thought there wasn't supposed to be any math.

After math comes P.E. Dodgeball!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (r+sAi)

113 My BP is cresting.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (4I/2K)

114 Hopefully, PDJT issues a couple of mean tweets

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (UBTPs)

115 Since he was CiC during this, does he qualify for Arlington? Caparisoned horse?

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (VJsqe)

116 So it was the yelly whispery biden

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (Zmnko)

117 you know, I was ambivalent about leaving Afghanistan but whatever. But if you had told me, like Im sure Biden was told, that it would result in complete collapse and taliban victory, then staying forever was the better option. We're still in fucking Korea and Germany so who cares.

If you had told me we'd lose immediately and give the taliban enough war material to be like the tenth army on earth, I'd fire you for even suggesting we leave that way

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (7uiTk)

118
We were never "at war" with Afghanistan.

Bush went to war in Afghanistan against the terrorists, the Taliban, and their terrorist associates, Al Qaeda.

biden just surrendered Afghanistan to the very people we went there to fight (and wipe out).

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (LkK3l)

119 I reckon we won't see Sleepy Joe for a few days. He's gonna crash hard once his adderall/cocaine/adrenochrome cocktail wears off.

Posted by: Marcus Welby, MD at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (8CoIu)

120 bout that if hunter did not want asians he is not going to be hot for that sweet sweet third world never washed afghan vag.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 31, 2021 03:05 PM (K3ZCc)
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Oh, he might be. For different reasons. Hunter is the embodiment of "infidel" - to a degree that only the child and manager of a Washington-based crime family can be. He is awful in every dimension imaginable. As a result, any Muslim woman would find him to be perhaps the worst thing possible to be compelled to go to bed with.

And Hunter would probably like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (Jsjd7)

121 To hell with Beau Biden.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)

122 Missed the speech, seeing that he said "my obligation is to protect Americans"(?) -- they why TF are you airlifting 100K Afghan refugees into America and dumping them into our communities?????

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

123 Is it safe to say anybody who took a sip every time he mentioned Beau or Trump is shit-faced drunk right now?

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (mNhhD)

124 The Paste Was a Success!!!!!! Flargle!!!!!

Posted by: Fake Biden at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (Z7w0m)

125
Fuck Joe Bai-Den for making me nostalgic for JugEars.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (n+4am)

126 The speech reminded me of the scene in the movie Badlands.

Where Martin Sheen is deciding which way to go and he spins a bottle. It points the wrong way, and he goes into a rant saying that he doesn't need no damn bottle to tell him which way to go. Then he picks a direction and yells at Sissy Spackc "Just remember, it wasn't my idea"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (6FKHQ)

127 It's kinda hard to type with all this rage twitching.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (kTF2Z)

128 To hell with Beau Biden.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)



Heh.

Posted by: Beelzebub at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (yQpMk)

129 I wish I hadn't watched that prick. Got a rage on.

Posted by: Ziba at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (S1hrL)

130 >>>Ask not with whom the blame lies; it lies with Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


let's be honest, Trump hated America. /s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (XSRBF)

131 Hunter and Beau double teamed Beau's wife.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Vxu+H)

132
The idea that we are "finally" "at peace" with Afghanistan is more than preposterous, it's a denial of recent history!

We were never at war with Afghanistan.

And now the Taliban is has more power and territory and "clout" than ever before -- more than they ever dreamed, probably.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (LkK3l)

133 Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work. I can't remember a President who didn't give speeches like this at 8 pm, you know, prime time.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Y+l9t)

134 why? because we lost a war. we lost the cold american civil war which is why this is going on now. Somehow, trump and our GOP leaders couldn't give two shits about election integrithy in 2020. or 2018.

The GOP was more proactive against Trump than anything else in this world.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (7uiTk)

135 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Like all of you I'm enraged and frustrated. Also I hear that somewhere in the afterlife, Beau Biden is now wearing a paper sack over his head.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (L2ZTs)

136 121 To hell with Beau Biden.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)

You'd have a hard time convincing me Beau wasn't into drugs and alcohol like his brother. He was just better at avoiding the piss test.

Beau's widow, who hooked up with Hunter, sure had a taste for drugs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (N39Ws)

137 132 So does Joe

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (ONvIw)

138 let's be honest, Trump hated America. /s
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (XSRBF)

I mean, his entire policy was based on "America Last".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (6FeV1)

139 Is that an update? That Psaki is now cleaning up BIden's mess?

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (7uiTk)

140 Remember: The plan is for Biden to die in office.

They hope it's an assassination to justify martial law.
But, slowly killing him with the go-go drugs is fine. They'll call it natural and ride the ginned-up sympathy to permanent rule.

Expect that things are going to get worse.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (POhPv)

141 This leggy brunette on a bench had to drink her way through the press conference:
https://is.gd/dr7zsp

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)

142 Not sure if you guys heard this, but Joe Biden decided ending this war was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (XSRBF)

143 Lying mutherfucker. This piece of shit voted for every appropriations bill to fund war for 20 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (NMnT7)

144 Makes me want to reach for some cold hard steel. Makes me imagine the beauty of seeing Marxist Rats' and Progressive America-haters' blood and brains being aerosolized. . . . . . before throwing their corpses on the nightly funeral pyres. . . . . .it's. . .it's medieval.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (5DfsO)

145 133 Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work. I can't remember a President who didn't give speeches like this at 8 pm, you know, prime time.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Y+l9t)

8pm he is in bed, or is a total mess drooling worse than a teething toddler.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

146 Trump did a lousy job. Let's impeach the bastard!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (UBTPs)

147 He wasn't going to take questions because he would have to tell more lies trying to cover-up his countless previous lies.

Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (AMIL/)

148 135 nah, paper burns...Has to be asbestos

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (ONvIw)

149 Remember...

UNPARALLELED. UNPARALLELED. UNPARALLELED.

Shit.

Posted by: Ziba at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (S1hrL)

150 >>>I mean, his entire policy was based on "America Last".

Posted by: Warai-otoko


The Democrats will build back better! Totes!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (XSRBF)

151 133 Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work. I can't remember a President who didn't give speeches like this at 8 pm, you know, prime time.

That's so no one watches and has to rely on the "media" to tell them what he said which of course is is twisted into glowing accolades

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (Zmnko)

152 Heh:

Max Abrahms
@MaxAbrahms
15m
The Biden Doctrine is to take no questions.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (uGhsv)

153 Beau's widow, who hooked up with Hunter, sure had a taste for drugs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


That's why she sucked Hunter's schlong. 2nd hand drugs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (OCTRt)

154 Biden should apologize to Americans on his knees, then shoot himself in the head, live and on camera.

That's taking responsibility for this disaster. Just mouthing the words is meaningless.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (k4dH2)

155
Emboldened?
You bet your ass they're emboldened. All the Islamists all over the globe are emboldened.

They feel like they have now received "blessings" from allah, and they are more Steeled to their mission than ever.

Expect bold terrorism in the very near future, and for many years to follow.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (LkK3l)

156 Aaaadn twitter's down?
Muct be taking the censor too long to shutdown dissent. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

157 I see the FBI is here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (kTF2Z)

158 I'm thinking Beau was a suicide.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (CcWwD)

159 Did I tell you about Beau?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM

--------------

Tell us more about his heroic actions at Vicksburg and El Alamein.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 31, 2021 03:04 PM


No sh*t, there we were ...

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (a3Q+t)

160 We could've gotten Osama bin laden in December 2001 in Tora Bora and gotten the fvck out. Now I think it was deliberate to let him get away. Three months instead of 20 years.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (mNhhD)

161 there are days I think of Alfredo Stroessner, and his children. All of them.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (HG00O)

162 So, the review is

... a complete triumph of dissertation

Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (3byMq)

163 Hunter and Beau double teamed Beau's wife.
===
The Aristocrats!

Posted by: its supposed to be a joke people at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (2Xr5d)

164 I mentioned the Badlands scene above because the director Terrence Malick was using it to show that Sheen was a sociopath. I think he nailed it, and I think biden is one too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (6FKHQ)

165 Sure looks like Beau is more valuable, to the people running Biden, dead than alive.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (WdvCo)

166 Cripes, Derek Hunter posted a story that a 3-year old is stuck in Afghanistan.

https://bit.ly/3gQU3DY

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (XSRBF)

167 133 Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work. I can't remember a President who didn't give speeches like this at 8 pm, you know, prime time.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Y+l9t)

Yup. Either do it right, or do the old press-release and send-out-the-clowns friday news dump.

Don't half-ass it at Tuesday quittin' time with an unhinged shoutfest of a "speech" that's little more than excuse making and shirt puffing. That's just an insult to everybody across the board.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

168 well, this just means that they believe they got away with this disaster. There's no consequences. To them, because hey fuck america. America is an idea, right? And we banned all the ideas that defined america

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (7uiTk)

169 Incredible. No expression of sadness, regret, or personal responsibility for 13 dead, 20 wounded.

Incredibly sickening.

Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (AMIL/)

170 Cavuto had a guest on that said in effect this is all on Biden and not Trumps fault and Cavuto did not disagree.

Posted by: Blackstone at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (9byfS)

171 Yay! 90%! That's an A minus!!!

Where I went to school, 90% was a high B

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (RHGPo)

172 Senile old man yells "90% of Americans" got out. What a success!!!

Sacramento school district confirms 24 students are still stranded in Afghanistan https://t.co/OV6n5x76lN?amp=1

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (MFZ8i)

173 I can't wait until Sundowner meets the Devil

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (znIQ9)

174 125
Fuck Joe Bai-Den for making me nostalgic for JugEars.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 03:08 PM (n+4am)

Obama would have done everything that Biden just did in Afghanistan. He just had too much scrutiny at the time to actually do it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (mdjgu)

175 Biden is always hidden, and late because they are pumping him so full of meds and uppers for these events. There is no way this guy is lucid and running the country 24/7. No way he finishes his term.

Posted by: portlandon, formerly of the Oregon Portlandons. at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (+oR7L)

176 8pm he is in bed, or is a total mess drooling worse than a teething toddler.

Look, my bedtime has been 9:00 p.m. ever since I became president. But I have to have time for my bath and story time before bed. I can't president for hours on end, silly head.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (QU5/8)

177 the make america grovel again administration.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (r+sAi)

178 Cripes, Derek Hunter posted a story that a 3-year old is stuck in Afghanistan.
https://bit.ly/3gQU3DY
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (XSRBF)
++++
Listen, fat! Everyone who wanted to get out, got out! This kid didn't want to leave. If the kid's old enough to self-select a gender identity, the kid's old enough to choose where to stay!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

179 @133

>>Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work.

This is a feature and not a bug, the fewer people seeing The Meat Puppet unfiltered and unvarnished the better for Team Junta.

Then their MSM apparatchiks will spin and give out a greatest hits version of what The Meat Puppet spewed.

It's craven and evil but there it is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (9oke0)

180 I'm glad I've been busy as hell at work so I didn't have to see this bullshit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (4PNQ/)

181 again with fucking Tora Bora, the 2002 left was telling us Bush W personally told the military to stop or whatever because Halliburton. Here's an idea, shit happens. We had people in country trying hard.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (7uiTk)

182
Just like King Longshanks' rotten fag son, the mere sight of biden encourages our enemies to attacks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (LkK3l)

183 To them, because hey fuck america. America is an idea, right? And we banned all the ideas that defined America

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (7uiTk)
---
America is a racist nation and not "who we are as a people".

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (XHhHI)

184 The other really really annoying thing about constantly bringing up Beau is he is trying to say he sacrificed something too. He was never in the military himself but because his son was, he gets a pass.
The funny thing is he would be broke if not for Hunter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (Y+l9t)

185 From the recent events, we have seen clear (to me anyways) evidence of Treason, of aiding and abetting the enemy. We effectively gave them 100s millions of dollars worth of military hardware, we gave them the names of American citizens and allies that were in-country - so the Taliban can hunt them down.

I know Kameltoe will be horrendous as POTUS. We can boot her ass when the time comes. But why on earth aren't we impeaching the Sec of State, Sec of Def, all of the JCoS and especially Biden himself?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

186
And 10% for the Big Guy
Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (Z7w0m)


I would like to celebrate Joe Biden for bringing about and normalizing the Vig economy.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (HG00O)

187 90% of the people that didn't want to be whipped with a chain or hung from a helicopter got out.

The other 10%? Well, at this point what difference does it make?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:13 PM (DpkTQ)

188 140 Remember: The plan is for Biden to die in office.

They hope it's an assassination to justify martial law.
But, slowly killing him with the go-go drugs is fine. They'll call it natural and ride the ginned-up sympathy to permanent rule.

Expect that things are going to get worse.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (POhPv)

*****
Worse yet: whatever way that Joey "magic vulva fingers" Bidet croaks or resigns, we next have KumalloverMe WhoreHarris as Prez. . . . who chooses the Hildebeast as VP. . . . . and then resigns herself. . . .and the bitch of the East is Prez. . . .and the 3rd term of the Dali Bama, the Chimpcago Thug in Chief, the Odildo. . . now officially begins his 3rd term

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (5DfsO)

189 and, to think...all I had to do was my fucking job and America could have been saved...

Posted by: John Durham at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (UBTPs)

190 "How long does it take to organize a Triumph?"


You can't spell "Triumph" without Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)

191 158 I'm thinking Beau was a suicide.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 31, 2021 03:11 PM (CcWwD)

Poor little brain just couldn't handle being inside that skull anymore.

No brain should be asked to deal with that. It's not fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

192 >>>Isn't it interesting that he always gives these speeches in the afternoon when most people are still at work. I can't remember a President who didn't give speeches like this at 8 pm, you know, prime time.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


This way, the working people won't see it, and simply trust the MSM to tell them what happened. It's purposeful.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (XSRBF)

193 That's why she sucked Hunter's schlong. 2nd hand drugs.
__________

That, and money. The sister-in-law too. She was going through a divorce and having trouble paying her bills, so she asked Hunter to fill up her bank account with some of his ill-gotten millions, and he was more than happy to oblige.

The Biden Family Grift was pulling in a shit-ton of money (probably still is), and Hunter was handing it out to his sex partners like Halloween candy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

194 154 Biden should apologize to Americans on his knees, then shoot himself in the head, live and on camera.

The "Bud Dwyer" routine

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

195 Where I went to school, 90% was a high B
Posted by: SMOD


I like Hi C in a sippy cup

...Joe...

Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (vd8XM)

196 More good news coming, expect gas prices to surge and possible shortages due the hurricane. At least the electric cars in New Orleans can charge up and flee in about three weeks, when they get their power back.

Posted by: pahound at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (o/ua7)

197 Too late Cavuto...you have enough blood on your hands.

If there was true justice in this country you'll get the rope someday too and I hope I'm there to see it.

Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (n/0Nw)

198 Isn't the President a little OLD to be a member of the "Me, Me, Me" generation?

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (fVJPF)

199 Biden is just the symptom, the problem are the garbage people whose corruption and dishonesty got him into the White House.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (FJoyS)

200 >>> and, to think...all I had to do was my fucking job and America could have been saved...

Posted by: John Durham


He's another one who can DIAF.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (XSRBF)

201 Expect that things are going to get worse.
==
Well, except for Trump every year has been worse since like 1992, so I'd be surprised if it didn't get worse.

Posted by: the road to hell is wonderfully consistent isn't it? at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (AyzV/)

202 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (5kI0z)

203 How long does it take to organize a Triumph?


for me to poop on.

Posted by: Triumph at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

204 Miss Me Yet?
Posted by: Pravda at August 31, 2021 03:02 PM (Z7w0m)

at least you were honest about your lying.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (8D42x)

205 There is going to be thousands of murders in Afghanistan, with little chance we will find out about them for years

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (znIQ9)

206 so no stray voltage for biden, eh?

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (7uiTk)

207 No one gives a fuck what this drooling sack of shit has to say. I think "our side" cares more.

Their side is loving every minute of "owning the MAGAts".

If any of this bothered them you'd know about it. And the mushy middle still only cares about tiktok, Dancing With the Stars and what their next tat is gonna be.

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (Z7w0m)

208 Looking at the timetable, Beau Biden ran for office while on active duty. !?!

Indeed, it looks like he only served long enough to get into office and then was allowed to...just not complete his service.

I'm no military guy, I'm sure he got all the right waivers, but his son's whole Army "career" stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Oschisms at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (BD0Jm)

209
The flower pedal throwing at his feet was a bit much, I thought.

Posted by: portlandon, formerly of the Oregon Portlandons. at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (+oR7L)

210 It's Trump's fault we left
It's thanks to Biden the war is finally over!

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

211 Too late Cavuto...you have enough blood on your hands.

If there was true justice in this country you'll get the rope someday too and I hope I'm there to see it.
Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (n/0Nw)



I'm shaking.

Posted by: Neil Cavuto at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

212 Every afghan child with good smelling hair was evacuated. Well, ok 90% of them.

Really what more do you people want?

Our people? They were all sweaty and gross. I don't want to smell that crap.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (DpkTQ)

213 >>Sacramento school district confirms 24 students are still stranded in Afghanistan


Abandoned kids and dogs -- what a legacy!
C'mon man, he managed approximately 90%, right?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

214 Bring back Marie Harf's boobies

Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (3byMq)

215 131 Hunter and Beau double teamed Beau's wife.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Vxu+H)
----------

Don't forget aunt Sara.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (oGc0G)

216
biden keeps saying "see? see? this is why we had to leave!"

Asshole, Afghanistan was 1000X better a month ago than it is today. You turned it into a Warzone with the Taliban at the helm. And you gave them a US airbase.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (LkK3l)

217 205 There is going to be thousands of murders in Afghanistan, with little chance we will find out about them for years
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (znIQ9)

The first "camp" the liberals built was an entire fucking country.

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

218 90% out of A'stan is a heroic figure.

the 99.9999999999999whatever who survived COVID?

...NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH, PEASANTS!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

219 I can't believe this thing that was logically going to happen because of the choices I made happened.

What the hell Biden?!?

Posted by: The Never Trumpers at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (DpkTQ)

220 Listen to the sound of Elected Republican Outrage!!!!

Posted by: Crickets at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (Z7w0m)

221 The junta dropped the MOAB on America this past few weeks, the Mother Of All Bidens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (UBTPs)

222 There is going to be thousands of murders in Afghanistan, with little chance we will find out about them for years
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (znIQ9)

While the media will do anything and everything to protect this DEMENTED old POS, this news will get out.

A lot of people are pissed.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (mR6Gs)

223 just think, if in 2017 Trump and Sessions called the FBI out on its bullshit attempt to entrap Flynn instead of letting their enemies you know, get sessions to recuse and put in a trump hating weenie to let the WEissmann witchhunt commence. Yes, Trump chose rosenstein but who told he Rosie was good people?

Also, if I was AG in 2017, I'd have Strzok immediately turn over all Flynn evidence (because Weissmann refused to hand over 302's for 3 years) and then arrest every agent involved.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (7uiTk)

224 Lying mutherfucker. This piece of shit voted for every appropriations bill to fund war for 20 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:10 PM (NMnT7)

Angry Ben Had is my favorite Ben Had.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (cvNl1)

225 The whole Biden family isn't worth a single hair from the Marines and Soldier killed, fuck them.

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (+ya+t)

226
If there was true justice in this country you'll get the rope someday too and I hope I'm there to see it.
Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (n/0Nw)


I'm shaking.
Posted by: Neil Cavuto
==
Only because you know nothing short of a bridge cable will support your a--

Posted by: fat, smug and ignorant is no way to go through life son at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (1J6u1)

227 Hopefully you'll be twitching too.

Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (n/0Nw)

228 Bring back Marie Harf's boobies
Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM (3byMq)

That'll cost you.

Posted by: Dr. Terry Dubrow at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

229 Hey Joe, no I'm not calling you for advice.

No...no...you got this. Seriously champ.

I just want to know where those dogs were kept. You know, to help get them out.

Airplane? No, if you freeze them a truck is fine.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (DpkTQ)

230 biden keeps saying "see? see? this is why we had to leave!"

--

I'm kinda thinking this woulda been a reason to stay

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (7uiTk)

231 Looking at the timetable, Beau Biden ran for office while on active duty. !?!

Indeed, it looks like he only served long enough to get into office and then was allowed to...just not complete his service.

I'm no military guy, I'm sure he got all the right waivers, but his son's whole Army "career" stinks to high heaven.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (BD0Jm)


Beau was a guardsman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2021 03:18 PM (jOcSX)

232
Do Not Read The Following Unless You Want A Stroke

You know what the worst part of all this is?

Dozens of Pentagon Shits will receive "promotions" from Each Other for their deadly Failure and shameful surrender. Fucking promotions.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (LkK3l)

233 Too late Cavuto...you have enough blood on your hands.

If there was true justice in this country you'll get the rope someday too and I hope I'm there to see it.
Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (n/0Nw)


Actually Cavuto's Balloon head combined with his pencil neck gives the illusion that a rope is already around his neck.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

234 Remember, 13 American lives < Mean Tweets!

Posted by: The Never Trumpers at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)

235 Hunter and Beau double teamed Beau's wife.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Vxu+H)
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Don't forget aunt Sara.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM

Aunt Peg

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

236 @Wyatt, no, it's because he will be sundowned by 8 pm and can't coherently speak for more than a minute or so

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (TTp7P)

237 Their side is loving every minute of "owning the MAGAts".

--

well, now they can focus on hunting us down since they're pretty loud and proud about saying they think we're the taliban and we deserve to die.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (7uiTk)

238 218 90% out of A'stan is a heroic figure.

the 99.9999999999999whatever who survived COVID?

...NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH, PEASANTS!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

Good point!

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (fVJPF)

239 >>I'm no military guy, I'm sure he got all the right waivers, but his son's whole Army "career" stinks to high heaven.


Have you heard about Hunter's stint in the Navy?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

240 Think about it, Leftists are loving this and it's why the election was stolen.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (znIQ9)

241 I'm no military guy, I'm sure he got all the right waivers, but his son's whole Army "career" stinks to high heaven.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (BD0Jm)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Al Gore, Jr. at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

242
Yes, now the Pentagon Circle Jerk shall commence, wherein all the top brass cocksuckers give each other medals and promotions.

May you all die a thousand deaths of ass cancer.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (LkK3l)

243 240 Think about it, Leftists are loving this and it's why the election was stolen.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (znIQ9)

He was a bong-shoreman, wasn't he?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

244 It's always been hard to get other countries to trust the US because policies and approaches change with administrations.

Anyone who thinks we could ever go back in is crazy. Both the Taliban and the folks we betrayed hate us.

Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (+Zy3I)

245 It has to be a victory, because if it isn't, its a failure, and someone will have to suffer consequences. If its a victory, no-one has to pay and the DOD / DOS/ IC inter-agency war of blame shifting can stop.

It's an Obama-esque move (he didn't fire anyone either). If no-one gets fired or made to resign, the blowback can be contained by the media.

Until, one day, it can't, and the rotten bottom falls out.

Posted by: Revenant at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (ydlAE)

246 Washington Nearsider, I'm so fucking angry I don't even want to get near one of my horses. They would immediately sense the anger and it would scare them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (NMnT7)

247 Hunter and Beau double teamed Beau's wife.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 03:09 PM (Vxu+H)
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Don't forget aunt Sara.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:16 PM

Aunt Peg
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

And me!

Posted by: Cousin Babs the double amputee at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

248 >>>@Wyatt, no, it's because he will be sundowned by 8 pm and can't coherently speak for more than a minute or so

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Also yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (XSRBF)

249 Did the Generals get the nuclear weapons out of there?

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (QRyEx)

250 243 240 Think about it, Leftists are loving this and it's why the election was stolen.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (znIQ9)

He was a bong-shoreman, wasn't he?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2021 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

LOL

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (fVJPF)

251 well, now they can focus on hunting us down since they're pretty loud and proud about saying they think we're the taliban and we deserve to die.
Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:19 PM (7uiTk)

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When I was a kid if I cried my dad told me to quit it or he'd give me something to cry about.

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (VJsqe)

252 The left then: The Afghan war is the good war!

The left now: Woohoo we finally lost break out the champagne!

The left then: If we let Trump withdraw it will bring chaos to the region

The left now: Let's add $82B in military equipment to the tally-bons and 13 dead Americans just for funsies!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (DpkTQ)

253 114 Hopefully, PDJT issues a couple of mean tweets
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (UBTPs)

Trump can't tweet anymore, but he can issue written statements. And the next one he releases will be priceless. I hope he doesn't wait too long to release it

.

Posted by: joefl65 at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (FcrV3)

254 dude, this isn't why the election was stolen. The trillion dollar stimulus bills are why it was stolen. And the open borders. And the "gays are everything about the American idea" foreign policy agenda

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (7uiTk)

255 "That address should be Biden's final word on Afghanistan.

He's going to get crucified no matter what. But he laid out -- and made -- his case superbly, if anyone cared to listen. Which I seriously doubt.

Time to move on. If the media or whoever still wants to pick at this, they're nothing more than jackals. They've said they want a real president. Well, now they have one.

Posted by: J. Random Democratic Underground felcher at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (a3Q+t)

256 To sum up:

A. We carefully chose this
B. We could have never foreseen this
C. We mapped out every single outcome including this
D. It was always going to be messy
E. Everybody is out and it was beautiful
E. Fuck you
F. Rub my sweaty demntia-ridden taint and ass on every fake ballot that "elected" me, and then eat it, fuckface
G. See you in the Fake Midterms

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (Z7w0m)

257 We were never "at war" with Afghanistan.

Bush went to war in Afghanistan against the terrorists, the Taliban, and their terrorist associates, Al Qaeda.

biden just surrendered Afghanistan to the very people we went there to fight (and wipe out).
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (LkK3l)

Sooth, truth!

Posted by: Pony Tail at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (tzZq2)

258 Think about it, Leftists are loving this and it's why the election was stolen.

[News Breaks of 13 dead Americans] The left: WOOHOO THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (DpkTQ)

259 Jen Psaki seems to be taking questions at a briefing of some kind. My internet is hinky so I can't get it live

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (UBTPs)

260 An apology without change is a further insult.

Posted by: DaveA at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (FhXTo)

261 The stories of missing Americans, especially the women, will occur and boy oh boy the talibutts just won't be able to find them. natch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (r+sAi)

262 >>here is going to be thousands of murders in Afghanistan, with little chance we will find out about them for years


We won't hear about the rapes and murders in WI and TX by refugees. It will be like Molly Tibbets.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

263 Also, if I was AG in 2017, I'd have Strzok immediately turn over all Flynn evidence (because Weissmann refused to hand over 302's for 3 years) and then arrest every agent involved.

I said yesterday that, if by some miracle there is ever a honey badger GOP president again, I want no inaugural address. Instead, I want a detachment of Marines to move in the instant the president's hand comes off the Bible and shackle every goddamned democrat within one mile of the podium.

GITMO, waterboard, military tribunal and up against the wall for every one of the motherfuckers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

264 Trump forgot the first rule of the orison yard. Day 1 punch the biggest m-fer there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (HhQeH)

265 We haven't been at war since Japan surrendered.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (X9WjX)

266 Anyone ask Paste Eater if they evacuated the gay flag they flew over the embassy?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (DpkTQ)

267 Worse yet: whatever way that Joey "magic vulva fingers" Bidet croaks or resigns, we next have KumalloverMe WhoreHarris as Prez. . . . who chooses the Hildebeast as VP. . . . . and then resigns herself. . . .and the bitch of the East is Prez. . . .and the 3rd term of the Dali Bama, the Chimpcago Thug in Chief, the Odildo. . . now officially begins his 3rd term

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at August 31, 2021 03:14 PM (5DfsO)

No. Once Kamala is president, the 50/50 Senate has to confirm the new VP without her tie-breaking vote.

Mitch would never let Hillary be president.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (cvNl1)

268 Did the Generals get the nuclear weapons out of there?
Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (QRyEx)


They probably gave them an IOU for an aircraft carrier, and a promise that Iran would give them a nice place to keep it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (wAnMi)

269 Daily Mail- Biden Says His Chaotic Kabul Withdrawal Was A SUCCESS.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

270 We were never "at war" with Afghanistan.

Bush went to war in Afghanistan against the terrorists, the Taliban, and their terrorist associates, Al Qaeda.

biden just surrendered Afghanistan to the very people we went there to fight (and wipe out).
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:07 PM (LkK3l)

Sooth, truth!
Posted by: Pony Tail


When I want the truth, I tune in to the Sooth Truth(tm)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (OCTRt)

271 262 I'm more concerned about those murders and attacks than the ones there..

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (ONvIw)

272
In summary: It Was All For Nothing, thanks to biden.

Period. End of story. There is no argument. There is no other Narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (LkK3l)

273 Cripes, Derek Hunter posted a story that a 3-year old is stuck in Afghanistan.
https://bit.ly/3gQU3DY
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 31, 2021 03:12 PM (XSRBF)


Joe Biden will tell a story about when Beau was 3 years old and got stuck in Afghanistan.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (ghoDT)

274 time to change the Presidents diapers and put him down for a nap

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (UBTPs)

275 This shit is Biblical, the people laid low and made prisoner to their enemies.

We're on the road to Babylon, hear the chains as we shuffle along?

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (POhPv)

276 C'mon man, how don't you realize this is an clear American victory. You're too hung up on the fact that the Taliban is going door to door executing any remaining Americans in Kabul when you should really be focusing on the fact that the executions are being carried out with American Rifles.

Posted by: Old Man Biden at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (/4vtq)

277 And this is just the beginning? Buckle up people, we're in for a ride.

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (+ya+t)

278 We won't hear about the rapes and murders in WI and TX by refugees. It will be like Molly Tibbets.

They are just sexually assaulting the women Americans won't.

Really, its an act of love!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (DpkTQ)

279 Beau made Major in the Navy, Commander in the Marines, quite an achievement

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (znIQ9)

280 Today has been a day...

I hope one of these interviews goes somewhere, because work is beginning to suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

281 @ Skip, I think the murders in Afghanistan will be all over the interwebz because these people are proud of their handiwork.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (TTp7P)

282 Well now, Punchy acts like we are all just a bunch of ungrateful Americans. Why can't we just exalt in this magnificent victory that he pulled off just for us? Ingrates!

Hey, he never promised we wouldn't get our hair mussed - maybe a dozen or so dead and a few hundred left behind to their own fates...tops. He can live with that, why can't we?

Posted by: Boswell at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (5iUNf)

283 267 sure he would. Why else did he shit on Trump for 4 years?

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)

284 Travel - State Dept
@TravelGov
7h
#Afghanistan Travel Advisory Level 4: Do not travel to Afghanistan due to civil unrest, armed conflict, crime, terrorism, kidnapping, and COVID-19. Travel to all areas of Afghanistan is unsafe.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (fVJPF)

285 Washington Nearsider, I'm so fucking angry I don't even want to get near one of my horses. They would immediately sense the anger and it would scare them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (NMnT7)

Recoil therapy can help with that, I hear.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (cvNl1)

286 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

Do you offer lifetime subscriptions to your newsletter?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

287 Well, except for Trump every year has been worse since like 1992, so I'd be surprised if it didn't get worse.
Posted by: the road to hell is wonderfully consistent isn't it? at August 31, 2021 03:15 PM (AyzV/)

Sorry Trump doesn't get off the hook entirely with me. The buck does stop with the President and he got rolled on Covid and Antifa /BLM. Covid cost him the election and it cost us six trillion to the debt and a lot more to the economy. And what's really scary is he is a million times better than anything the Dems had to offer.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

288 Has anyone seen any good confirmation about the seven buses of American women and children that couldn't get into the airport and were then taken by the Muzzies? I saw one tweet about it, by @emilymiller.

Mentioned today as if confirmed in... Day by Day.

Posted by: mindful the deplorable webworker at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM (VVgqr)

289 Because we left hundreds of thousands of full automatic weapons in Afghanistan, any Afghans here in America are allowed to have them here. As long as they don't sell them to us.

I think I'm figuring out how this works.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:26 PM (QRyEx)

290 @Lrrr, I think it's more like how from time to time Israel or Judah would have a bad king to serve as an example.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2021 03:26 PM (TTp7P)

291  Trump forgot the first rule of the prison yard. Day 1 punch the biggest m-fer there.
--
The left soon figured out his tweets were toothless.
Trump never did.

Until he does, I don't want him to run again

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (POhPv)

292 so, what will Biden do next to further cement his reputation as the worst American president in history?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (4a9Vv)

293 Well, except for Trump every year has been worse since like 1992, so I'd be surprised if it didn't get worse.

If you described 2021 to someone in 1992 they wouldn't believe you.

We lost a war to Afghanistan? What the hell is a transsexual? And Joe Biden is president?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (DpkTQ)

294 Sorry Trump doesn't get off the hook entirely with me. The buck does stop with the President and he got rolled on Covid and Antifa /BLM. Covid cost him the election and it cost us six trillion to the debt and a lot more to the economy. And what's really scary is he is a million times better than anything the Dems had to offer.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:25 PM


Honest question, you blame Trump for covid?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

295 This speech reminded me of Belushi's line in The Blues Brothers when Carrie Fisher had them pinned down in the drain.

"Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Posted by: Yet another hamfisted fed op at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (kJ1YU)

296 And this is just the beginning? Buckle up people, we're in for a ride.
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We've been inside an op for quite a while. They have been running the reality distortion field on high for so long now, people are beginning to spot the bullshit.
They still have some people mesmerized. You are correct, this is not over yet.

Posted by: the carney's don't spend much time on ride maintenance at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (/zCB2)

297 With all the screaming I'm surprised he didn't stroke out

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (Zmnko)

298 Stranding Americans in Afghanistan with the Taliban is a problem that goes away on its own.

I'd guess that's what the administration is thinking.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (XHhHI)

299 Biden always does the same thing when this demented old slurring, lisping fool wants to sound "tough:" He just yells.

Hey, I the same thing when I'm trying to be funny!

Posted by: Will Ferrell at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)

300 To sum up: ...
Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (Z7w0m)
++++
Sounds about right from what I was reading.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (Jsjd7)

301 And we should have never ever announced a withdrawal date. That was definitely an own goal.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (2DOZq)

302 Psaki talking:

https://tinyurl.com/4pudsz7z

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (fVJPF)

303 I feel about Biden the same way I felt about Obama. I can't stand listening to him or seeing him on TV. I would switch the channel as soon as Barry came on and I do the same with Slow Joe because the very sound of his voice makes me grit my teeth.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (HabA/)

304 13 Hours. 13 American dead. Mogadishu.

You stupid fucks!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)

305 Stranding Americans in Afghanistan with the Taliban is a problem that goes away on its own.

Don't worry, we won't bill you for the bullets - you already gave us enough!

Posted by: The Taliban at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (DpkTQ)

306 Spin mode in After Burner now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: james at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (24+Vp)

307 re 267: I won't be surprised if Romney casts the 51st vote to confirm whomever President Giggles nominates for VP.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (4a9Vv)

308 dartist, you are spot on.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (NMnT7)

309 This fucking guy, Biden, is dangerous.

Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

310 With all the screaming I'm surprised he didn't stroke out
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (Zmnko)
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I guess we can't have everything.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (wyw4S)

311 Trump thought it was a good idea to ban bumpstocks.
Biden thought it is a good idea to leave 64000 squad automatic weapons to our enemies.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (QRyEx)

312 Wow. He's still milking the death of his son for everything he can get out of it. Even after he's been publicly criticized for it.
This is why I despise professional politicians.

What I'm wondering is, if the crackhead son died of a drug overdose, would he be able to make political hay out of it?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (+lVUW)

313 I won't be surprised if Romney casts the 51st vote to confirm whomever President Giggles nominates for VP.

Wouldn't be surprised if it is Mittens himself.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (DpkTQ)

314 I wonder how many Americans stranded in Kabul are as American as Ilhan Omar? We seem to have let in 100 or so people on terror watch lists, as well .

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (ONvIw)

315 Honest question, you blame Trump for covid?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

Of course not. His handling of Covid .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (2DOZq)

316 Jen Psaki says Biden wasn't angry today, he was "forceful".

And when we gave him his pacifier he calmed right down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (UBTPs)

317 Psaki talking:

https://tinyurl.com/4pudsz7z

What I want to hear, here, is the reporters' questions, not her answers.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (fVJPF)

318 #USA Travel Advisory Level 4: Do not travel to USA due to civil unrest, armed conflict, crime, terrorism, kidnapping, and COVID-19. Travel to all areas of USA is unsafe.

FIFY

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (osTz+)

319 Biden thought it is a good idea to leave 64000 squad automatic weapons to our enemies.

Don't forget the attack helicopters!

Posted by: Some guy being hanged from an attack helicopter at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (DpkTQ)

320 To be fair, I only ask that 10% of the bucks stop with me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (1vynn)

321 e 267: I won't be surprised if Romney casts the 51st vote to confirm whomever President Giggles nominates for VP.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (4a9Vv)

And here was me thinking Romney would be the VP nominee of the Harris Administration...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (cvNl1)

322 313 I won't be surprised if Romney casts the 51st vote to confirm whomever President Giggles nominates for VP.

Wouldn't be surprised if it is Mittens himself.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (DpkTQ)

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I would support that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

323 "There's a little selective memory going on here."

--Psaki, to a reporter

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (fVJPF)

324 Psaki talking:

https://tinyurl.com/4pudsz7z
Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:28 PM (fVJPF)
********
And lying.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (NpAcC)

325 Jen Psaki says Biden wasn't angry today, he was "forceful".

And boy are my nipples sore now.

Posted by: Some tween at the white house at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (DpkTQ)

326 >.Trump forgot the first rule of the prison yard. Day 1 punch the biggest m-fer there.


Are you forgetting the MOAB where he killed 100's or terrorists, killing Al Bagdadi, killing Solemani, and bombed the Taliban into negotiating peace?(He also always made it clear when dealing with other countries holding Americans that he would be getting them back home or else.)

He didn't do this is DC, but he sure as heck made it clear in the ME that he would take swift action if you f'd with him.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

327 Leftists have their scripts written for them, which they dutifully regurgitate like a dog vomiting up the remains of a long-dead possum. "More worried about leaving dogs behind that the fact that we've been killing innocent civilians for 20 years" et cetera. Not withstanding that Joe the real serous president just had a van load full of non-combatants blown up to make himself appear quite the tough guy. Yes, this was the flawless denouement of a 20-year exercise in supporting fraud and graft on a magnificent scale. Perfect. Flawless. Great plan, superb execution.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (M9SBl)

328 I'm tired of hearing about trash Beau. Can we talk about Bo Jackson instead?

Posted by: Mishdog at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (cqAUI)

329 213 >>Sacramento school district confirms 24 students are still stranded in Afghanistan
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What are they going to do to shut the parents up?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (oGc0G)

330 Democrats never apologize.

Joe Biden is a democrat.

Hence, no apology.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (/1l9x)

331 277 And this is just the beginning? Buckle up people, we're in for a ride.
Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (+ya+t)

This.
Some have mentioned it before here. But what happens over the next year is going to be ugly.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (axyOa)

332 Have the Naval officers that demanded Hunter be tossed from the Navy been hanged yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (/MaDp)

333 She's so awful.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (fVJPF)

334 249 Did the Generals get the nuclear weapons out of there?
Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:21 PM (QRyEx)

God, I hope there's no nukes in Afghanistan.

I would be worried about Turkey now though, maybe Erdo gets ideas on those B61s still at Incirlik.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (uGhsv)

335 This shit puts me in an even worse mood than I was already in.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (LBamn)

336 312 Wow. He's still milking the death of his son for everything he can get out of it. Even after he's been publicly criticized for it.

I was actually surprised .. I thought after the Families of the service people that were killed complained about it he would not do it.. Shows how much he cares about those he basically murdered

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (Zmnko)

337 I'm so fucking angry I don't even want to get near one of my horses. They would immediately sense the anger and it would scare them.
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Alcohol Ben.

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (+ya+t)

338 Wouldn't be surprised if it is Mittens himself.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM (DpkTQ)


I could see McConnell pushing that, since it would give the GOP nominal control of the Senate, and get Mittens out of the way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (jOcSX)

339 Waitin on Doocy to put a stick in the spokes of Raggedy Psaki.

Posted by: The Taliban at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (kPJ/p)

340 I won't be surprised if Romney casts the 51st vote to confirm whomever President Giggles nominates for VP.

It will be the 51st of about 85. We don't really have much representation in DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

341 Have no words that are not blasphemous in GOD's Sight.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (0OP+5)

342 At least everyone has been calling her Piss Hockey her entire life.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (QRyEx)

343 Honest question, you blame Trump for covid?

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remember, the strategy to deal with trump was to hysterically overreact to everything.

TRump gave us vaccines. such as they are.

Other than, there was no correct path to dealing with covid since all outcomes were the same. Only, somehow we picked all the worst options. Trillion dollar splurges and massive shutdowns. But Trump tried to be upbeat about it's just the flu, the entire political machine however decided to politicize the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (7uiTk)

344 I wonder if Beau ever prosecuted any refrigerator repairmen for going AWOL?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (7X3UV)

345 338 I could see McConnell pushing that, since it would give the GOP nominal control of the Senate, and get Mittens out of the way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (jOcSX)

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McConnell made an agreement with Schumer in January that effectively made Schumer majority leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

346 Can we talk about Bo Jackson instead?

Bo knows Hockey?

NO. - Wayne Gretzky

Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

347 Biden thought it is a good idea to leave 64000 squad automatic weapons to our enemies.

We didn't have time for them if we were to get out a day early, Fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (1vynn)

348 Biden. Doesn't. Care.

He does not have to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (HhQeH)

349 Did Biden even *try* to challenge the Taliban to a push-up contest?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (XHhHI)

350 She's so awful.
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If she was up there in public, doing a donkey show, it would be less degrading.

Posted by: the carney's don't spend much time on ride maintenance at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (gacVQ)

351 Psaki says the junta is committed to bring the remaining American prisoners home once the Taliban cuts them down from their helicopter hangings.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (UBTPs)

352 >>>the MOAB where he killed 100's or terrorists, killing Al Bagdadi, killing Solemani, and bombed the Taliban into negotiating peace?(He also always made it clear when dealing with other countries holding Americans that he would be getting them back home or else.)

He didn't do this is DC, but he sure as heck made it clear in the ME that he would take swift action if you f'd with him.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)
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They became believers of his word.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (oGc0G)

353 Biden thought it is a good idea to leave 64000 squad automatic weapons to our enemies.

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right, it's not enough to leave the AR's but also the heavy and medium actual fucking machine guns.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (7uiTk)

354 McConnell made an agreement with Schumer in January that effectively made Schumer majority leader.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
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The Totally-on-our-side Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (XHhHI)

355 Jen.. you do know that yelling like that is one of the signs of dementia... Hardly "forceful."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (Zmnko)

356 Biden always does the same thing when this demented old slurring, lisping fool wants to sound "tough:" He just yells.
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There are times when you just gota turn the volume up REAL LOUD!! AAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinnison at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (LBiAf)

357 @redridinghood, well, that goes without saying.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (TTp7P)

358 The only reason people speak well of Beau Biden is that he died before anyone could find the graft and corruption.

Posted by: Yet another hamfisted fed op at August 31, 2021 03:33 PM (kJ1YU)

359 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?


My only answer is that he has dementia.


Any other ideas?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)

360 15 This is not a man. He is a fucking worm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


He's a career politician. Expecting anything better would only lead to disappointment. The main difference between Biden and the rest of the DC scum is that he has dementia, so he does a terrible job of hiding what a self serving sleezebag he is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (+lVUW)

361 I'm sure any moment the GOP leadership will issue a sternly worded statement then get back to business as usual asking for donations to "fight" the the Democrats and pissing in their pants at the first mention of being ageist....

Posted by: H Badger at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (n/0Nw)

362 I was actually surprised .. I thought after the Families of the service people that were killed complained about it he would not do it.. Shows how much he cares about those he basically murdered
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (Zmnko)


Alternately, that whoever has their hand up his ass making him talk either doesn't care, or has completely lost control of the sockpuppet.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ghoDT)

363 284 Travel - State Dept
@TravelGov
7h
#Afghanistan Travel Advisory Level 4: Do not travel to Afghanistan due to civil unrest, armed conflict, crime, terrorism, kidnapping, and COVID-19. Travel to all areas of Afghanistan is unsafe.
Posted by: m



Well damn. I had a golf trip all planned and everything.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (QFVV9)

364 The NeverTrumpers are just like the roaches I had in my studio apartment in Morgan City in 1980. Sneaky bastards who hated the light.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

365 we need a beau-coup

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (VJsqe)

366 MUH NORMZ!!!!!

@charliespiering 11m

Jen Psaki says administration is now focused on getting the Kabul airport up and running again so that evacuations can resume

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (1t5dY)

367 Bible prophecy doesn't really mention the US in the end times. It's debatable, are we "the young lions"? Maybe as we are an offshoot of England.

The way things are going, who knows. We might not be around for the end war.

Posted by: portlandon, formerly of the Oregon Portlandons. at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (+oR7L)

368 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?

My only answer is that he has dementia.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)
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He's a lifelong mediocrity--at best.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (XHhHI)

369 359 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?

My only answer is that he has dementia.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)

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He wanted a political victory no matter how many bodies it cost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

370 16 Biden needs to take an Afghanistan success world tour.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


And then when he gets to some other country, they can keep him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (+lVUW)

371 What did you do in the Afghan war, grandaddy?

Posted by: Navy Joan Biden at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (O+hOX)

372 I wonder if Beau ever prosecuted any refrigerator repairmen for going AWOL?

Is your refrigerator running? Call me at the law offices of Biden, Biden, Biden, and Biden, 1-800-...

Posted by: Zombie Beau at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (DMQdU)

373 Question about Biden checking his watch at Dover.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (fVJPF)

374 #329

What are the liberals going to do in Sacramento when the Sacramento students are slaughtered or enslaved.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (QRyEx)

375 366 MUH NORMZ!!!!!

@charliespiering 11m

Jen Psaki says administration is now focused on getting the Kabul airport up and running again so that evacuations can resume
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (1t5dY)

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Because Afghanistan has been such an unfiltered success.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

376 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?

My only answer is that he has dementia.

Any other ideas?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)

Because Biden isn't on our team. He's not on Team America, Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (cvNl1)

377 Still no questions about the billions of dollars of equipment left behind.

Still waiting for a question about the dogs that were left behind.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (mdjgu)

378 Speculation:

1. It is important to Biden to get out of Afghanistan, on his terms, to give a slap to Obama for not getting-out per Joe's recommendation, and to slap at Trump, claiming he saved us from the disaster Trump left him with. Pure hatred and revenge.

2. He talks about Beau all the time for some twisted feeling of guilt. I believe Joe was mad at Beau for taking any risk of injury and death by serving in the Balkans and then Iraq. I bet Joe told Beau that he (Joe) could pull-strings to let Beau do his active duty in the US or Germany, and Beau refused to follow his Dad's orders.

Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

379 374 #329

What are the liberals going to do in Sacramento when the Sacramento students are slaughtered or enslaved.
Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (QRyEx)

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Protest march against Islamaphobia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

380 Honest question, you blame Trump for covid?
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It was an ambush. That was clear within weeks. The Diamond Princess was proof.

You don't beat an ambush by defense. The germaphobe let himself get trapped in the kill zone. They expoited his fear, played to his arrogance that his old tactics would work and paralyzed him where he ended up flailing for a plan--picking exactly the plan that gave them the most advantage: The Experts.

And they beat him soundly.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (POhPv)

381 16 Biden needs to take an Afghanistan success world tour.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


So, will his grandchild, the Arkansas stripper's bastard baby, turn out better or worse than the baby daddy, Hunter?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (+lVUW)

382 359 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?


My only answer is that he has dementia.


Any other ideas?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)

The beliefs of him and his handlers demand that America be humiliated and denigrated on the world stage. If that means leaving Americans to die and arming our enemies, so be it. Also, spiking on Trump voters.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (LBamn)

383 if Hillary had be president last year, we could have had twice as many dead from Big C and the MSM would be singing her praises because the computer models would have said it would be a lot more.

also, the Supreme Court would have ruled that the 2nd Amendment only applies to people on active duty in an official state militia.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (4a9Vv)

384 Jen Psaki says administration is now focused on getting the Kabul airport up and running again so that evacuations can resume

What? The Tall-e-bon took it over... Did joe hand them some pallets of cash?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (Zmnko)

385 Old and busted: leave no man behind!

New and hot: Leave, like, 10% behind, tops

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

386 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?

He doesn't care.

Same reason they let Afghanistan fall apart like this to begin with.

Remember when Biden got asked about falling poll numbers based on 'Stan and laughed?

If he were to run again in 2024 he'll win, whatever the ballots cast say...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (DpkTQ)

387 367 maybe the Persian lion? I don't think those in what became England used the lion as their symbol in biblical times either. Persia did

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (ONvIw)

388 But Trump tried to be upbeat about it's just the flu, the entire political machine however decided to politicize the whole fucking thing.
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So the premise that it was just a thing that happened and Trump mismanaged it, is to buy a premise that it was all just happenstance and coincidence. I'm a naive pollyanna, but i just can't, at this point chalk it up to bad luck and unfortunate timing. They wanted him out, and they needed mail in voting to cover for the massive voter fraud required to do it.

Posted by: Conspiracy theory = label to discredit not counter evidence at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (gacVQ)

389 Any other ideas?

He likes rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

390 371 What did you do in the Afghan war, grandaddy?
Posted by: Navy Joan Biden at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (O+hOX)

Slung bullshit from the Oval Office

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (LBamn)

391 Any other ideas?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)
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How old is your son?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (oGc0G)

392 NSA Sullivan is now lying so badly on CNN to make the Deep Thought Analyst Biden saved the world from Nuclear War !!!!!!!

Posted by: james at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (24+Vp)

393 He talks about Beau all the time for some twisted feeling of guilt. I believe Joe was mad at Beau for taking any risk of injury and death by serving in the Balkans and then Iraq. I bet Joe told Beau that he (Joe) could pull-strings to let Beau do his active duty in the US or Germany, and Beau refused to follow his Dad's orders.

Beau was supposed to win Delaware Gov in 2016, and 2020 would have been his year to run for President. Biden would have been retired and writing his memoirs, knowing that his son achieved what he couldn't. This was supposed to be Beau's administration, and instead Biden has to know that he's largely a puppet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (jOcSX)

394 Still no questions about the billions of dollars of equipment left behind.


Proposed question: what would our enemies do differently, Joe?

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (DMQdU)

395 Question about Biden checking his watch at Dover.
Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (fVJPF)
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Biden Supporters have informed me that that wasn't Biden and he wasn't checking his watch.

Posted by: Brett Bared at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (XHhHI)

396 McConnell made an agreement with Schumer in January that effectively made Schumer majority leader.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)


Hey, it's not that simple. The agreement was that my good friend Mr. Schumer could become Majority Leader, and in return he would let me support everything he wanted to pass. Make sure you include all the facts, people.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (bhRsz)

397 Honest question, you blame Trump for covid?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

Of course not. His handling of Covid .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:29 PM


What should he have done differently?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (JUOKG)

398 Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (7uiTk)

That's not at all how it went down. That's all I will say as it's not about Trump right now. I was just responding to a post that said 2019-20 was not a worse period.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (2DOZq)

399 Does anyone in his administration pay attention to the crap they spew?

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When you pull numbers out of your ass ... they tend to get spewed as crap.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (72Haf)

400 16 Biden needs to take an Afghanistan success world tour.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

So, will his grandchild, the Arkansas stripper's bastard baby, turn out better or worse than the baby daddy, Hunter?

Oops, pasted wrong quote.
18 Joe Biden is The Devil incarnate. His whole family is Devil spawn.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (+lVUW)

401
What's this?

Some guy in Canada lured trudeau to do a "selfie" pic with him, and then turned to trudeau and said, "Commie fuck!" to his stupid face!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (LkK3l)

402 Good Bo

https://youtu.be/lCW4s2ODqN4

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (4I/2K)

403 My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?

My only answer is that he has dementia.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)


Because when you're really stupid, and you know you're stupid, and everyone else knows you're stupid, and you know that they know that you're stupid, you keep doing what you're doing instead of reevaluating your plan when it becomes painfully obvious that it's gone to hell. Because all you have left is that you're in charge, and you make the decisions.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (ghoDT)

404 Psaki has all the sincerity of Joe Isuzu, and none of the charm.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (kPJ/p)

405 Hunter needs to be Afghanistan ambassador.
He could run tons of heroin out and become fabulously wealthy.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (QRyEx)

406 The most incoherent argument though is that "terrorism has metastasized around the world"

So that is his justification for giving the main source of the cancer billions of modern weapons and a territory to operate?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (6FKHQ)

407 After seeing this, I'm convinced this is how it works - at least the past 3-4 months. They keep Joe sedated most of the time, especially traveling. He's angry and agitated all the time, and that keeps him easier to deal with, and no surprise outbursts in front of press or public. Old folks with dementia have an amazing amount of energy. Some of the homes I've seen look like a bunch of ancient toddlers zooming around in their wheelchairs.

Instead of giving him drugs to perform, they wait for the sedatives to wear off. They might give him a mild stimulant for cognitive purposes, but nothing like back in the first 3 months. It doesn't work. This would explain the timing, and even why they started mid-sentence. It also explains why he kept getting more and more agitated as time went on. He went from whisper-slur to yell-slur. The anger started coming out - and didn't even really jibe up with what he was reading. He just gets angry, period. The rest of the day will be calming him down, and we probably won't see him until next week. Just my $.02.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (wAnMi)

408 Sundowner is looking for historical immorality, he wanted to end Afghanistan for years.

Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (znIQ9)

409 What are the liberals going to do in Sacramento when the Sacramento students are slaughtered or enslaved.

The ones behind the Junta? They've got their own slaves to worry about.

The activists and outer party members? They don't care.

The LIVs? They'll never know.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (DpkTQ)

410 Two of the FDA's most senior vaccine leaders are exiting from their positions, raising fresh questions about the Biden administration and the way that it's sidelined the FDA.

Marion Gruber, director of the FDA's Office of Vaccines Research & Review and 32-year veteran of the agency, will leave at the end of October, and OVRR deputy director Phil Krause, who's been at FDA for more than a decade, will leave in November. The news, first reported by BioCentury, is a massive blow to confidence in the agency's ability to regulate vaccines.

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

411 we need a beau-coup
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Most rikki tik!

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (+ya+t)

412
Ha!

There's video of that trudeau selfie gone wrong. Ace should pos tit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (LkK3l)

413 Kabul airport is controlled by Taliban wearing US military uniforms and carrying US military weapons. It's like we're already back!

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (mNhhD)

414 They wanted him out, and they needed mail in voting to cover for the massive voter fraud required to do it.

-- well, yeah.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (7uiTk)

415 384 Jen Psaki says administration is now focused on getting the Kabul airport up and running again so that evacuations can resume

What? The Tall-e-bon took it over... Did joe hand them some pallets of cash?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 03:36 PM (Zmnko)
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It was up and running - we gave it away.
These people are being controlled by an entity that has a plan.

A plan to confuse the masses then what?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:40 PM (oGc0G)

416 "We don't have the luxury to feel frustrated."

--Psaki, talking about the White House

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:40 PM (fVJPF)

417 He's a golem created for this purpose, a golem controlled by the combo platter of chy-na/rooshia/ubama/soros/mullahs.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2021 03:40 PM (0OP+5)

418 Biden Supporters have informed me that that wasn't Biden and he wasn't checking his watch.

Posted by: Brett Bared at August 31, 2021 03:37 PM (XHhHI)

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A body double from a local crypt? I knew it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 31, 2021 03:40 PM (72Haf)

419 Looks like the JV team got new uniforms

Posted by: Lordcsmith at August 31, 2021 03:41 PM (cGJ7O)

420 Took shaitan 50 years to perfect this golem.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2021 03:41 PM (0OP+5)

421 It wouldn't surprise me to find out in a few years that biden got a payoff laundered from the taliban through pakistan right to hunters bank account.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2021 03:41 PM (r+sAi)

422 A lot of people are pissed.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2021 03:17 PM (mR6Gs)


Once that soaks in, no post office will be flying the POW/MIA flag, mysteriously.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2021 03:41 PM (HG00O)

423 256 To sum up:

A. We carefully chose this
B. We could have never foreseen this
C. We mapped out every single outcome including this
D. It was always going to be messy
E. Everybody is out and it was beautiful
E. Fuck you
F. Rub my sweaty demntia-ridden taint and ass on every fake ballot that "elected" me, and then eat it, fuckface
G. See you in the Fake Midterms
Posted by: ... at August 31, 2021 03:22 PM (Z7w0m)


You should be a speech writer. Your statements are more believable than the crap that the professionals are have Dementia Guy spew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 31, 2021 03:41 PM (+lVUW)

424 covid was just this thing that happened?

yeah, we didn't get the promised plague of actually healthy, young people dying in the middle of the street like we saw in China.

we got the Flu.

We literally got the flu since all the covid spikes occur during flu season and there's a 99.9% survival rate. Of course, the symptoms suck but if we had acted like ...let me put this another way, there've been worse plagues and we acted smart and didn't shut shit down and borrow trillions. There was a thread on what the original plans were for this sort of thing, you know, maybe keep the old farts away from people but no shutdowns etc.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (7uiTk)

425 What should he have done differently?
Posted by: Mister Scott

He should have screamed in Fauci's fucking face that you do NOT lie to the public about masks.

Other than that, Trump's hands were tied. It was an election year and every move he made was going to be criticized. It is a miracle he got through it and still won the election.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (6FKHQ)

426 403 a payment to the islamists, easier than palettes of cash. Milley does not have dementia, but probably is on board with Obama's world view.

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (ONvIw)

427 Does Mitch use the 'my esteemed colleague' phrase in these vote harder times?

Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (3byMq)

428 Man, Psaki sounds awfully defensive for an administration that just declared success.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (PiwSw)

429 What should he have done differently?

Looking backward what he should have done...

Wait for COVIDmania to spin up. Close the borders with the army. Close public transit in all major cities. Release all info on the Wuhan lab. Blockade China with the Navy. Arrest any pol with ties to China.

I don't think the left could have changed away from COVIDmania once they really let their freak flags fly. And this would hammer them in their squeakholes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (DpkTQ)

430 375 366 MUH NORMZ!!!!!

@charliespiering 11m

Jen Psaki says administration is now focused on getting the Kabul airport up and running again so that evacuations can resume
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (1t5dY)

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Because Afghanistan has been such an unfiltered success.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

But it's not laser focused so....maybe later eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (axyOa)

431
My only answer is that he has dementia.


Any other ideas?

--

His goal, their goal, is to harm America. Everything they do furthers this goal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (O+I8R)

432
Did you all see that schoolboard vid of the shithead reading off all the fake names?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (LkK3l)

433 Biden is Obamacare in human form. Designed to fail in order to make way for an even worse alternative. The problem is that the failure happened faster than anticipated, and is accelerating too quickly for the plan to remain tenable. There will need to be a fish or cut bait moment, because at this rate, Joe ain't making it to the midterms.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (68Ooj)

434 "my esteemed colleague" is DC speech for "fucking scumbag."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (xopIz)

435 #397

Shut down international travel.
Expelled Chinese
Fired Fauci
...worked on Vaccines...
Told everyone that a lot of deaths were coming.
Provided ivermectin vitamin D zinc to everyone

Provided proof of Chinese culpability

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (QRyEx)

436 Kabul airport is controlled by Taliban wearing US military uniforms and carrying US military weapons. It's like we're already back!

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2021 03:39 PM (mNhhD)

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White privilege.

At least there's a 90% chance that Joe didn't give them the nuclear launch codes ... so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (72Haf)

437 Some guy in Canada lured trudeau to do a "selfie" pic with him, and then turned to trudeau and said, "Commie fuck!" to his stupid face!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (LkK3l)


He actually says "commie fuck" instead of "cheese". Awesome.
https://youtu.be/P2I9JDjc8ws

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (wAnMi)

438 .let me put this another way, there've been worse plagues and we acted smart and didn't shut shit down and borrow trillions.

We've spent more money on COVID theater then anything in human history. It dwarfs WWII or the Civil War.

And...looking at the Swedish data it likely saved 0 lives.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (DpkTQ)

439 431 Biden's generals and Blinken were on board with these decisions, blaming dementia doesn't work.

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (ONvIw)

440 He's a golem created for this purpose, a golem controlled by the combo platter of chy-na/rooshia/ubama/soros/mullahs.
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2021 03:40 PM (0OP+5)


Plausible.

I still want to see the orders that went out that said, "these million or so pieces of individual equipment, each one of which is serialized and, if lost on a field exercise would have an entire company walking arm's length from each other for miles and miles until it was recovered, are to be left along with vehicles and radios in lockers next to piles of cash. Then leave the keys under the flowerpot".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (ghoDT)

441 I didn't mean to slap you around Jill. It's just this damn war and that lyin' son of a bitch Johnson.

Posted by: Joe Biden (probably) at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (VY+MJ)

442 New "more chill" thread.

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (HyPy9)

443 Biden will put on a headband but make us play Russian Rollet.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (nOOFl)

444 Some guy in Canada lured trudeau to do a "selfie" pic with him, and then turned to trudeau and said, "Commie fuck!" to his stupid face!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (LkK3l)

He actually says "commie fuck" instead of "cheese". Awesome.
https://youtu.be/P2I9JDjc8ws
==
Was it Bob, Or Doug, eh?

Posted by: The MacKenzie Brothers at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (BlGD6)

445 Joe Joe, join your supporters in the broom closet.

Posted by: James Kelly at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (D6sFs)

446 The only time psaki has ever had any credibility was when she was sucking Kerry's cock.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (NMnT7)

447 437 Some guy in Canada lured trudeau to do a "selfie" pic with him, and then turned to trudeau and said, "Commie fuck!" to his stupid face!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:38 PM (LkK3l)

He actually says "commie fuck" instead of "cheese". Awesome.
https://youtu.be/P2I9JDjc8ws
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (wAnMi)

It's a thing of beauty.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (fVJPF)

448 346 Can we talk about Bo Jackson instead?

Bo knows Hockey?

NO. - Wayne Gretzky
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

Pro Stars was an underated cartoon. Didn't even last a whole season...shame.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (cqAUI)

449 Jen seems to be articulating in great 'specificity' (fu Hannitah). Jen is Joey. Joey is Jen.

Posted by: micky at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (3byMq)

450 We literally got the flu since all the covid spikes occur during flu season and there's a 99.9% survival rate.

Posted by: jimmy at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM (7uiTk)
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Cuomo, Whitmer, and other governors did what they could to juice the numbers.

So, we got more than just the flu.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (XHhHI)

451 >.My sons keep asking me why Biden left civilians and equipment?


Biden has never managed anything, he's a Senator where they do horsetrading of votes, etc.. He's also always had horrid foreign policy insticts. So, he had no skillset to head up something as complicated as pulling out of a 20 year war, compounded by: the need to trash Trump's plan, politically motivated and likewise Trump-hating military leadership, the worst insticts in dealing with radical Taliban leaders (how could he understand how they think or would react?) AND his broken brain.

It started with one bad decision - extending our stay past May, then abandonning Bagram AFB, and each bad decision set him farther down the path of subseuent bad decisions (because each time his options were then limited to bad or worse options). This is an epic failure spiral and the worst is yet to come.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (bDqIh)

452 hopefully someone already nooded ... ?

nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (YjYuE)

453 >>>The germaphobe let himself get trapped in the kill zone. They expoited his fear, played to his arrogance that his old tactics would work

Damn right. The most disappointing thing to me is that after three years of getting played by DC he let himself get played again. If it wasn't obvious after the Diamond Princess it should've been obvious by the middle of April.

This plus his continuing willingness to promote stiffs like Kevin McCarthy is what gives me pause about him running again. Now if his #1 campaign pledge were proscriptions against the enemies of the people I'd be fully on board.

Posted by: Yet another hamfisted fed op at August 31, 2021 03:46 PM (kJ1YU)

454 434 "my esteemed colleague" is DC speech for "fucking scumbag."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 03:44 PM (xopIz)

--------

And "my friend across the aisle" is DC-speak for "my wife's bull."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at August 31, 2021 03:47 PM (72Haf)

455 What should he have done differently?
Posted by: Mister Scott

He should have screamed in Fauci's fucking face that you do NOT lie to the public about masks.

Other than that, Trump's hands were tied. It was an election year and every move he made was going to be criticized. It is a miracle he got through it and still won the election.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 31, 2021 03:42 PM


So other than yelling at fauci, he couldn't do anything but trump screwed up his response to covid? Sorry, not getting up how Trump "got rolled" in regards to covid from your op.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

456 For example: Trump let Fauci be the Only Expert on Covid.
Only he was allowed to give press conferences.

There are dozens of just as qualified experts. Who did not share his view.
Trump never brought his own experts to the fight.

Because of another fatal flaw: He continued to fail to see that his staff choices hated him. He honestly thought Fauci was being honest.

Posted by: Lrrr at August 31, 2021 03:47 PM (POhPv)

457 kip, I think the murders in Afghanistan will be all over the interwebz because these people are proud of their handiwork.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 31, 2021 03:24 PM (TTp7P)


Yes, and while the American press play Pretorian Guard to Biden, the rest of the world isn't interested in helping America save face. The US has a lot of enemies all over the world, and all of them will gleefully publicize every humiliating detail. There's no way of keeping this information quiet.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 03:47 PM (YkV34)

458 I swear that Bi den junta was put there by Satan.

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2021 03:48 PM (QRyEx)

459 Hm.

I can play the Trump - Fox twittervid embed above.

On Twitter, it keeps telling me something's wrong try again. Which I did, again and again and again. Would not show the tweat.

However, I could download the video.
freedownloadvideo.net

Posted by: mindful the infomaniac webworker at August 31, 2021 03:48 PM (VVgqr)

460 Yet another development in Operation Enduring Clusterfuck.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at August 31, 2021 03:48 PM (i6shs)

461 457 Yes, and while the American press play Pretorian Guard to Biden, the rest of the world isn't interested in helping America save face. The US has a lot of enemies all over the world, and all of them will gleefully publicize every humiliating detail. There's no way of keeping this information quiet.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 03:47 PM (YkV34)

==========

The administration has spent the last 2 weeks trying, and failing, to move on from Afghanistan as a story. I cannot imagine they will find more success in the future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

462 --

His goal [the golem], their goal, is to harm America. Everything they do furthers this goal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2021 03:43 PM (O+I8R)
--------------------

100%

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:49 PM (oGc0G)

463 'Textbook Gaslighting': Biden Describes Afghanistan Withdrawal as an 'Extraordinary Success'
Our president is delusional. He also once again turns his back on the press and the American people.

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

464 The US has a lot of enemies all over the world, and all of them will gleefully publicize every humiliating detail.
==
And by enemies you can know include every tabloid in Great Britain.

Posted by: Biden Admin brain trust at August 31, 2021 03:49 PM (33M/k)

465
Nood/
\\

shoo

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 31, 2021 03:49 PM (LkK3l)

466 A nice thing to see was the pic of the 82nd Airborne General the last one out of Afghanistan.

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2021 03:50 PM (+ya+t)

467 The administration has spent the last 2 weeks trying, and failing, to move on from Afghanistan as a story. I cannot imagine they will find more success in the future.
===
So be afraid. Because they need to wag the dog.

Posted by: Biden Admin brain trust at August 31, 2021 03:50 PM (e4JUL)

468 He actually says "commie fuck" instead of "cheese". Awesome.
https://youtu.be/P2I9JDjc8ws
==
Was it Bob, Or Doug, eh?
Posted by: The MacKenzie Brothers at August 31, 2021 03:45 PM (BlGD6)


Coo-roo-coo-coo Coo-roo-coo-coooooo!

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 03:50 PM (YkV34)

469 ==========

The administration has spent the last 2 weeks trying, and failing, to move on from Afghanistan as a story. I cannot imagine they will find more success in the future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
----------------

Michael McCaul was on TV talking about it.
If McCaul comes out of his rabbit hole you know it's safe.

This story has legs.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:51 PM (oGc0G)

470 G. See you in the Fake Midterms

This.

And letter ballot bombs and Dominion machines.

And some White Nationalist atrocity the FBI cooks up the week before.

Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2021 03:51 PM (Xo3T0)

471 Afghan interpreter who helped rescue Biden, Kerry, and Hegel when their helicopter was forced down in the boonies in 2008: left behind.

https://tinyurl.com/nowordshere

Posted without comment because I can't think of a comment that won't get me in trouble.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2021 03:51 PM (XiLhH)

472 > I swear that Bi den junta was put there by Satan.

The Chinese Communist Party, so...pretty close.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2021 03:53 PM (XiLhH)

473 I'm sorry to say, we're gonna need a bigger, far more fiery, fiery skull!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at August 31, 2021 03:53 PM (bvp+i)

474 I promise I won't place blame on anyone else. I promise compassion. Empathy. The buck stops with me.

Well, only on things that the NYT says is an incredible success.

Posted by: President Dindu Nuffin at August 31, 2021 03:54 PM (FPuSC)

475 Any other ideas?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:34 PM (ySQBZ)


1) incompetent and incapable of rallying anyone who can think
2) looking to provide hostages to redeem and give even more money to our enemies
3) give Iran a hero role in saving them eventually
4) braindead plan worked up to give a pretext to re-invade due to the stories of torture, rape and mutilation of American citizens and so keep the graft going

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2021 03:55 PM (HG00O)

476 22 By Grabthar's hammer ... Aarrrgh! [goes beserker]
Posted by: Alexander Dane at August 31, 2021 02:59 PM (4I/2K)

By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 31, 2021 03:55 PM (z4k8L)

477 He wanted a political victory no matter how many bodies it cost.



He got the opposite

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 03:56 PM (ySQBZ)

478 Cover the women....uncover the children..

I see a math problem. Most of the World governments look the other way. Don't square with 99% of the World peoples.

See the math problem?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 31, 2021 03:57 PM (nOOFl)

479 I think Biden keeps bringing up Beau because that's his default campaign topic any time a tragedy happens. He's running on empty right now, its all old memorized reflex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

480 I wonder what time Biden's speech is tomorrow will be. Seems like he's given more or less the same speech at least three times ... so they gotta figure fourth time's the charm.

"Insanity is mentioning Beau Biden over and over and expecting different results." - A. Einstein

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 31, 2021 03:58 PM (dYe5S)

481 All you dog-faced pony soldiers need to shut up about my wonderful accomplishment in Afghanistan that is Drumpf's fault.

Now, can we all just get back to the important work of filming me getting 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream from mom & pop shops?

Posted by: President Dindu Nuffin at August 31, 2021 04:03 PM (FPuSC)

482 Do walruses have a dick?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: David French at August 31, 2021 04:05 PM (zVC9v)

483 213 >>Sacramento school district confirms 24 students are still stranded in Afghanistan
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What are they going to do to shut the parents up?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 31, 2021 03:31 PM (oGc0G)

What's the problem - they can Zoom call next semester.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2021 04:09 PM (eoQWY)

484 If this is his, and their, definition of success God help us.

Posted by: Judith at August 31, 2021 04:16 PM (u1W2O)

485 I know I am very clueless not to see this earlier, but WTF Ann Coulter? Biden's "magnificent speech"?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 31, 2021 04:17 PM (4ixiA)

486 2015 or so Disasterpants claimed he would leave politics forever because Beau something touching and heartfelt and honest and Everyman kind of absolute bullshit.

People actually voted for this asshole.

Posted by: As in the Days of Noah at August 31, 2021 04:17 PM (pPmHJ)

487 The only reason the buck stops with Joe is that 60 years of graft make it impossible for him to leave a dollar on the table.

Posted by: James at August 31, 2021 04:22 PM (IX802)

488 Sorry, not sorry. In school 90% is an A-. With regard to people wanting to leave A Stan, 90% is a fail.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 31, 2021 04:27 PM (wzzJf)

489 487 The only reason the buck stops with Joe is that 60 years of graft make it impossible for him to leave a dollar on the table.
Posted by: James at August 31, 2021 04:22 PM

Perfect!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 31, 2021 04:30 PM (qe5CM)

490 Would a 90% success rate be acceptable in the U.S. Secret Service l?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 31, 2021 04:31 PM (qjkxq)

491 Also Afghanistan is not Yemen, or maybe Yemen is not Afghanistan, but Istanbul was certainly Constantinople.

Slightly satisfied by the fact that his handlers didn't feel bold enough to segue from terror worldwide to terror by white supremacist Republicans at home. Probably waiting for that ammo ban to kick in.

But could someone tell me about Blessed Beau, Saint and Martyr? I thought he was a JAG, but tried to look it up and read he was in a signals unit.

Posted by: Joe at August 31, 2021 04:34 PM (LjNTg)

492 I know I am very clueless not to see this earlier, but WTF Ann Coulter? Biden's "magnificent speech"?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 31, 2021 04:17 PM (4ixiA)

She's been gone a long time now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 31, 2021 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

493 488 Sorry, not sorry. In school 90% is an A-. With regard to people wanting to leave A Stan, 90% is a fail.
Posted by: Bill R. at August 31, 2021 04:27 PM (wzzJf)

I read the Taliban is sending it's people on the planes. I'm not too concerned. If what I read is true we allowed people on terror watches to board. That's bullshit. And how do you know all these afghan women with 5 kids all have real passports and not fake? I see little vetting.

Posted by: CN at August 31, 2021 04:40 PM (ONvIw)

494 Two weeks ago we were told we had 10,000 to 15,000 Americans in Afghanistan.
Now we are told we got out 5,500?
Okay.
But, that's 55% at best.

5500/10000 = .55 = 55%
Show your work next time Biden Administration.

Posted by: ertdfg at September 01, 2021 09:28 AM (I388C)

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