FBI Leak: The January 6th Organized, Coordinated Insurrection Was Not Organized, Not Coordinated, and Not an Insurrection

They put out this expectations-lowering leak on Friday. Of course.

The FBI has found scant evidence that the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was the result of an organized plot to overturn the presidential election result, according to four current and former law enforcement officials.

Though federal officials have arrested more than 570 alleged participants, the FBI at this point believes the violence was not centrally coordinated by far-right groups or prominent supporters of then-President Donald Trump, according to the sources, who have been either directly involved in or briefed regularly on the wide-ranging investigations.

"Ninety to ninety-five percent of these are one-off cases," said a former senior law enforcement official with knowledge of the investigation. "Then you have five percent, maybe, of these militia groups that were more closely organized. But there was no grand scheme with Roger Stone and Alex Jones and all of these people to storm the Capitol and take hostages."

Defund the Deep State.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:30 PM (8D42x)

2 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

3 tripple?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

4 vcan i make it 4?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 nailed it

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (8D42x)

7 They just don't want to investigate the organization, because all the the organizers were federal agents or paid informants.

Posted by: tommylotto at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (CRqTc)

8 Another entry into the no shit file.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (kTF2Z)

9 "The FBI isn't trustworthy. CNN told me so."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

10 Weird. Guess the mock court wasn't getting them anywhere.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Ectld)

11 "Then you have five percent, maybe, of these militia groups that were more closely organized. But there was no grand scheme with Roger Stone and Alex Jones and all of these people to storm the Capitol and take hostages."

left unsaid, this batch was OUR people...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (8D42x)

12 I wish would could trade Blo Jiden for Macron and
throw in a six pack of Old Milwaukee Lights to seal the deal.....


Deal or No Deal ????????????

Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (24+Vp)

13 Also, scant evidence = Jack and Shit

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)

14 Wait, you're telling me the guy dressed as a buffalo wasn't a revolutionary mastermind?

I shan't believe it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (UuD2k)

15 Imagine being the guys who pled guilty and swore obedience to Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Ectld)

16 Wow, top ten AND substantive post!

Posted by: tommylotto at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (CRqTc)

17 They've strung it out as long as they can without having to show the videos taken that day. But it was enough so that will be ingrained in the lefties' pea brains that it was "The Worst Thing Evah"

Posted by: abbynormal at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Xpj5t)

18 but all those still in solitary will remain there for weeks or months on end anyway....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (8D42x)

19 FBI Leak: The January 6th Organized, Coordinated Insurrection Was Not Organized, Not Coordinated, and Not an Insurrection


You want an insurrection? I give you Kabul. There's your fucking insurrection. Complete with automatic weapons.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

20 The only thing the alphabet agencies in the federal government exist for is to create crimes, arrest criminals they created and justify their existence by pointing at the great job they did stopping that crime.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

21 But....But.........But Trump lied !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (24+Vp)

22 So, you'll be releasing all the prisoners then? The ones who have been kept is solitary and reportedly have been tortured?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

23 "federal officials have arrested more than 570 alleged participants" -- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? How many Antifa-Burn-Loot-Murder smelly savages were arrested last year burning down cities? What is the most amount of people ever arrested in one investigation? I'll bet you it was far less than 570. The FBI needs to be nuked from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

24 Wait, you're telling me the pAntifa guy dressed as a buffalo wasn't a revolutionary mastermind?

I shan't believe it!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (UuD2k)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Duh.

Our "elite" law enforcement institutions, folks.

My favorite part, all along, has been the childish idiocy that disrupting Congress for a few hours could change anything. A ridiculous exaggeration by the authorities, as well as an absurd fantasy of some who (rightly) question the election's integrity.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

26 Complete with automatic weapons.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

American made!

Posted by: Biden at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (4F7SR)

27 So, you'll be releasing all the prisoners then? The ones who have been kept is solitary and reportedly have been tortured?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

is it tinfoil hat of me to wonder if they'll end up accidentally dying in custody of natural causes?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

28 Where two or more are gathered together, one is FIB.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (yrol0)

29 Wait.

They lied to us?

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (X62pS)

30 The Taliban dropped the cheap Russian and Chinese weapons for the US weapons.... They also know quality when they see it.....

Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (24+Vp)

31 Liz and Adam must be thrilled at getting their weekends back.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (KbCG3)

32 Ace, keep doing based parrot comments from time to time. Cracks me up.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (V8zw+)

33 I recently posted this information on a local website. Because The website citing it was conservative the leftists shrieked, "It's a totally biased right wing site!! That's not true." Maybe they'd accept it if it came from "USA News and world report" but I doubt it. They are hanging on tooth and nail to the idea Trump was behind it and all the people there were a right wing militia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ai5jE)

34 But keep those nonsurrectionists in jail anyway, to be safe

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (iTeNa)

35 But there was no grand scheme with Roger Stone and Alex Jones and all of these people to storm the Capitol and take hostages.

Are they saying Roger Stone and Alex Jones work for the FBI?

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (B2mhs)

36 Imagine being the guys who pled guilty and swore obedience to Biden.
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Ectld)

Most of them were on trespassing and parading charges. I don't know that this would change that. Although is there some manner of claim to excessive coercion to take the plea?

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (EpDzw)

37 The Left, led by Nancy, created the Insurrection.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ZHVt1)

38 Then we have a serious D.C. Hostage Crisis.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (OssQ4)

39 It isn't the accuracy of the original narrative that's important, but the SEVERITY.

Posted by: reason at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ePZfA)

40 The Taliban dropped the cheap Russian and Chinese weapons for the US weapons.... They also know quality when they see it.....
Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (24+Vp)

idk, i always thought the soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.

or was that only the czech version?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (8D42x)

41 is it tinfoil hat of me to wonder if they'll end up accidentally dying in custody of natural causes?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

My fear is that they 'can't' release them without everything that has been done to them becoming common knowledge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (csEWM)

42
You want an insurrection? I give you Kabul. There's your fucking insurrection. Complete with automatic weapons.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

And free to boot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (89T5c)

43 Next they will tell me that NO Capitol Police Officers were murdered that day!

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (X62pS)

44 The False-Flag Bureau of Investigation.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (B2mhs)

45 "federal officials have arrested more than 570 alleged participants"


Where did that number come from? Because there wasn't 570 people inside the Capitol that day.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (OCTRt)

46 And free to boot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (89T5c)

I thought it cost around $2 TRILLION.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (yrol0)

47 22 So, you'll be releasing all the prisoners then? The ones who have been kept is solitary and reportedly have been tortured?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

-----
I mean, they could release them. The message has been sent loud and clear. They will imprison for wrong-think in a heartbeat.

Posted by: 496 at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (VJsqe)

48 Feds are Satanic Terrorists related. It's just a tiny bit of human sacrificing, guys. No worries.

https://mobile.twitter.com/emeriticus/status/
1429792875483648005

@emeriticus
In which an Atomwaffen neo-Nazi/Satanic sect leader/Satanic book publisher is an FBI informant who earned more than $140,000 working with the feds
The FBI: we create and/or fund people who encourage others to engage in terrorism but also we are the good guys
Are the feds really demons.
Sorry did I say mere terrorism? Apparently this book publisher/sect is into human sacrifice. Thank you FBI very cool of you to have Moloch worshipers on payroll

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (c2XlY)

49 Also interesting note, head of Nazi-White Supremacy Publisher turns out to be and FBI informant since 2003

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (CjHGv)

50 ITSA shakedowns will become more vigorous, just to make sure.

Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (MxEKc)

51 I'm a domestic terrorist! There I said it. That feels so much better...whew!

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Ectld)

52 President Joe Biden's White House staff was too afraid to question him and his National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan over decisions made leading up to the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan.

These people are real losers when you are afraid of a old bumbling idiot with dementia.........

Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (24+Vp)

53 is it tinfoil hat of me to wonder if they'll end up accidentally dying in custody of natural causes?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (8D42x)

My fear is that they 'can't' release them without everything that has been done to them becoming common knowledge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (csEWM)

pretty much what i'm thinking. idk how this ends up, which is why i asked the way i did...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (8D42x)

54 idk, i always thought the soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.

or was that only the czech version?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Indestructible? Yes.
Accurate? No.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (OCTRt)

55 Months and months ago, DOJ or the FBI made a statement that confirmed common sense observations and had the germ of this statement implied in it.

They said they had ID'd 3 different general categories of people involved in the riot/Capitol tour (this comical dichotomy literally seems to describe the bizarre combo of events that day).

1 - small group of organized trouble-makers
2 - some who got caught up in the moment
3 - people who did nothing violent and just entered the Capitol peacefully and looked around

I was surprised at the time that it didn't any, much less a lot, of attention.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (OTzUX)

56 60% were Americans that knew an election had been stolen

the other 40%, FBI

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (uCLWI)

57 I recently posted this information on a local website. Because The website citing it was conservative the leftists shrieked, "It's a totally biased right wing site!! That's not true." Maybe they'd accept it if it came from "USA News and world report" but I doubt it. They are hanging on tooth and nail to the idea Trump was behind it and all the people there were a right wing militia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ai5jE)


The lie gets around the world twice before the truth can put its shoes on.

Add the FBI to the institutions a GOP president needs to disband the moment he takes his hand off the Bible.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (2JVJo)

58 soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.


easier to maintain, but not as good either

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (K3ZCc)

59 I dunno. That unbuilt Lego kit of the Capitol seemed pretty damning evidence to me.

Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (h5TKJ)

60 So, you'll be releasing all the prisoners then? The ones who have been kept is solitary and reportedly have been tortured?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (csEWM)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This!

Posted by: Archer at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (gmo/4)

61 And free to boot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (89T5c)

I thought it cost around $2 TRILLION.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Didn't cost the goatfuckers a dime.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (OCTRt)

62 It took seven months for these idiots to figure out what we knew on the same day.......... Efficiency.....

Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (24+Vp)

63 You want an insurrection? I give you Kabul. There's your fucking insurrection. Complete with automatic weapons.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)

And free to boot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (89T5c)

second look at a quick road trip?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (8D42x)

64 54 idk, i always thought the soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.

or was that only the czech version?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Indestructible? Yes.
Accurate? No.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (OCTRt)

Aren't the Valmets supposed to be a lot better? Finnish? Or just better materials let down by the loose tolerances of the system (which has pluses and minuses?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (csEWM)

65 no shit, Sherlock.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (gxiCi)

66 Senior Citizens are not terrorists? Who knew.

Posted by: Archer at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

67 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)

68 I've heard (no idea if it's true, but it fits) the reason it was called an "Insurrection" is because normal rules of evidence and all that stuff don't apply. They can lock yer ass up and throw away they key, basically.

Notice however comma, where this hasn'tbeen applied - places like Portland, Oregon, or other areas of outright burning and targeting of federal buildings and burning down police precincts.

Curiouser and curiouser?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (Z3TUG)

69 if you're afraid of Jake Sullivan and an old perverted moron I don't even know what to say

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (j9HX3)

70 I thought it cost around $2 TRILLION.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2021 01:36 PM (yrol0)

Free for the towelheads.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (89T5c)

71 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (c2XlY)

Also related, remember StormFront? Well, the Feds seem to have lost their key records on them. Wonder why?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (c2XlY)

72 62 It took seven months for these idiots to figure out what we knew on the same day.......... Efficiency.....
Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:38 PM (24+Vp)

'figure out' vs 'admit' vs 'they fucking knew all along'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (csEWM)

73 So when will those involved walk outof jail with their desk appearance ticket, summons, or ROR?

#twoweeks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (EZebt)

74 soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.

easier to maintain, but not as good either
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2021 01:37 PM (K3ZCc)

that's the part i forgot. thanks.

i wonder if we've fixed the maintenance requirements...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (8D42x)

75 You want an insurrection? I give you Kabul. There's your fucking insurrection. Complete with automatic weapons.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)


The largest transfer of assault weapons in history. Hey! Maybe Joe should just ban them! Say they've got to turn them all in. Then impose a magazine restriction of 10 rounds or less. And no gun zones! Put signs up. That'll confound them. Winning!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (wAnMi)

76 "It took seven months for these idiots to figure out what we knew on the same day."

In all fairness, they didn't have 17 agents to throw at it like the Nascar Noose fiasco.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (Ectld)

77 That the FBI says it wasn't a coordinated attack is the best evidence that it was.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (xqRaG)

78 So no FBI informant could be found to "take one for the team" and rape AOC?

Posted by: Archer at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (gmo/4)

79 How many American citizens are still sitting in the can?

Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2021 01:40 PM (+ya+t)

80 Curiouser and curiouser?


what is no for 100?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (K3ZCc)

81 "The largest transfer of assault weapons in history."

The Fast and Furioser - Kabul

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (Ectld)

82 67 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?


it's like when a robber decides to take you somewhere ... you know that's the end for you.

really scary to consider. these people (IC and fed police) are THUGS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (j9HX3)

83 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?

Why would you issue this report? Have we finally found the one good guy at the FBI?

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (B2mhs)

84 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (arJlL)

85 "Why would you issue this report?"

They are awkwardly backing up now that the political damage has been done.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Ectld)

86 >> How many American citizens are still sitting in the can?


On.

And they had Cake!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (X62pS)

87 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

They are being re-educated. Once that's complete, they will be let go.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (c2XlY)

88 83 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?

Why would you issue this report? Have we finally found the one good guy at the FBI?
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (B2mhs)

===========

It's not a report. It's essentially an admission to the courts that an insider leaked to the press.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

89 Maybe they'd accept it if it came from "USA News and world report" but I doubt it.

I've lost track of how many times I've shown Covidiots the CNN intervew with Fraudci where he said, and I quote: "There is no reason to be walking around wearing a mask."

The words are right there coming out of his own piehole, on the State TV - CNN - that they all love and trust. The response, every single time: "WHERE do you people GET this stuff from?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Bmy3R)

90 Well, they weren't terrorists when we arrested them, but 7 months of solitary and torture may have radicalized them so ...
- Feral Board of Intimidation

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (iTeNa)

91 There's some FBI agents who are asking to get fired.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (cSyAR)

92 The DOJ is not going to let a little thing like that stop.them, are they?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (d9FiS)

93 >>"The largest transfer of assault weapons in history."


We're Airlifting 10,000+ Suicide Bomb Factories out of Afghanistan!

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (X62pS)

94 Why would you issue this report? Have we finally found the one good guy at the FBI?
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2021 01:41 PM (B2mhs)

No. My quick thought is that this is all part of the plan:

-we arrested all these people for insurrection
-there was no insurrection
-we will not be releasing these people
-we will not even mention them.

This is about power, optics and the feel of Stalinism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (csEWM)

95 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)


100 years ago, we'd have gone in and pulled them out. Until we start acting like our great grandfathers, this shit's not going to stop. They're already scared, we need to get to the cowering part.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (wAnMi)

96 The Jan 6 Committee will eventually prove, beyond a doubt, that the Murderous Insurrection did, in fact, take place. Everyone who took part will, by that time, be dead of old age. But the 14,000 hours of video will never be released.
Meanwhile, there have been No Mean Tweets.
Yes, Afghanistan has fallen.
Yes, Taiwan will soon fall.
But: No Mean Tweets.
Just think of the agony we have been spared because no one has criticized the MSM.
Our Generals have fallen on their swords. Vanilli Milley has rooted out all kinds of white supremacists. People have fallen off of planes in droves.
But No Mean Tweets!!!

Posted by: mathman9 at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (CKgXM)

97 When the shit hits the fan, I'll be sittin' on the can. When the whip comes down.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Bmy3R)

98 Send the assholes from the FIB to Kabul. All of them.

Posted by: Jak Sucio Pronouns: Get Fvcked at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (tOwR9)

99 Does anyone ever remember this being the fashion in the US?

This has to be Aussie or something...

https://tinyurl.com/yghgwyc4

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (cF8AT)

100 They are awkwardly backing up now that the political damage has been done.

"We apologize if you feel your detainment for the good of the country was unjustified."

Posted by: The Feds at August 23, 2021 01:44 PM (B2mhs)

101 Ok. Now do BLM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 23, 2021 01:44 PM (TayrX)

102 The game runs like this a fair bit. BIG stories in the MSM for a couple of weeks, followed by 6 months to a year of stories assuming the previous BIG stories are true, followed by less than a week (maybe just one day) of stories saying, "Ah, BTW that BIG story, yeah that was apparently untrue," followed by a lifetime of idiot Lefties believing the BIG story was never proven false and calling us nutjobs for disagreeing with them when they claim the BIG story is true.

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (dYe5S)

103 Per the FBI's definition, horde mind constitutes an organized insurrectionist conspiracy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Alea iacta est at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (QxCGo)

104 CTV: Canadian special forces operating outside Kabul airport to help evacuees

Blaring The Guess Who from their MRAPs.
Posted by: garrett

She's Come Undone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (d9FiS)

105 The Eff Bee Eye agents and informants were the only ones coordinating and there are many suits or requests for the full video footage from that day. They couldn't keep this under wraps forever.

Everyone in jail should be immediately released and maybe given a small fine for misdemeanor trespassing.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (DB16e)

106 Great progress can be made once we terminate the first agency entirely. I don't even care which one it is. Just pick one, close it completely, and put the others on notice. Repeat as needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (Jsjd7)

107 False Narrative ... Mission Accomplished

OK, stop the investigations now, we don't want anyone to discover that the front line Insurgents actually DID organize and coordinate ... With the FBI. (as part of their coup on a duly elected president, that went on for four years)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

108 She's Come Undone?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog

Albert Flasher

Posted by: Jak Sucio Pronouns: Get Fvcked at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (tOwR9)

109 They're already scared, we need to get to the cowering part.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Because scared people act with complete impunity and fearlessness. Mm hmm.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (OssQ4)

110 She's Come Undone?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (d9FiS)

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American Woman

Posted by: 496 at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (VJsqe)

111 Looks like the "investigation" was getting a little too close to the J. Edgar Hoover building.

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (wNDOJ)

112 106 Great progress can be made once we terminate the first agency entirely. I don't even care which one it is. Just pick one, close it completely, and put the others on notice. Repeat as needed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (Jsjd7)

This. A mass bureaucratic pink slip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (csEWM)

113 106 Great progress can be made once we terminate the first agency entirely. I don't even care which one it is. Just pick one, close it completely, and put the others on notice. Repeat as needed.


I agree totally

it should be the CIA tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (j9HX3)

114 https://tinyurl.com/yghgwyc4


Well, other than the width of the ties and the men being grossly underweight, has anything changed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (TayrX)

115 Where two or more are gathered together, one is FIB.
=====

Whenever two or more of you are gathered in his name, there is loooove . . . /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2021 01:46 PM (MIKMs)

116 hey wait! if we're done in a-stan and iraq and bin laden is dead, can we rescind the Patriot Act!?!?

the emergency appears to be over

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (j9HX3)

117 What we gave the taliban.

https://tinyurl.com/3zjn6xej

Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (+ya+t)

118 Given the volume of what they got, maybe the Taliban (and the other outfits that will be part of their new disorder - it's still A'stan, they'll still have to make deals regionally) will actually use the US small arms until the ammo and parts are gone. But the maintenance culture (!!!) of the place may make the trusty old AKs a preferred platform for many.

Thing is, it being A'stan, a lot of that materiel will end up being sold, "informally". Inside the country. If the boys in Panjshir (the anti-Taliban resistance core) are comfortable using our stuff, then they won't lack for supplies, I'm guessing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (OTzUX)

119 "it should be the CIA tho"

My vote is department of labor or education.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (Ectld)

120 as most people assume, someone is running Joe

Most likely Hunter, in a blackmail scheme

why Joe's moves don't make sense

A month ago, Joe probably told Hunter over dinner, "the Generals told me if I leave Afghanistan right now that it will take over the news and everything else get backburnered"

Hunter was like "oh really !!"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (uCLWI)

121
Everyone in jail should be immediately released and maybe given a small fine for misdemeanor trespassing one million dollars & tax amnesty for life.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM

FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (DUIap)

122 Lots of rabbit holes to check out if you get curious. The "Manson Family" for example. Charlie had a lot of hallmarks of someone trained, the so-called Process Church and a lot of other satanic shit goes way back in California history, an undercurrent in Hollyweird and the music industry.

One thing I noticed in recent years is the satanic stuff and imagery has migrated to the Hip Hop and Rap genres and entertainers. For whatever reason, it ain't Perry Como and Smokey Robinson singin' the tunes for the chirren.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (Z3TUG)

123 Dept of Ed has to be the first to go, with homeland security on deck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (TayrX)

124 Does anyone ever remember this being the fashion in the US?
This has to be Aussie or something...
https://tinyurl.com/yghgwyc4
Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (cF8AT)


I think I'd agree there. The socks are probably the giveaway. But those short-shorts do not deserve to have the word "fashion" associated with them. And those belly warmer ties scream 1975.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (wAnMi)

125 The next "insurrection" will be when people refuse en masse their FDA approved government mandated shots. Once the SC says it's OK (it's a tax!) they'll start rounding us all up.

Posted by: brak at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (bfRef)

126 Don't know if this has already been posted. Goes to Candace Owens' tw@tter:


https://tinyurl.com/4vh2rbsa

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (DJFLF)

127 Hey, who hasn't donned a 6-inch wide tie and short-shorts to head off to work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Bmy3R)

128 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM

True.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (DB16e)

129
My fear is that they 'can't' release them without everything that has been done to them becoming common knowledge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:35 PM (csEWM)


This x 1000

Posted by: weew at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (+m+uH)

130 Militia groups!!!!????? Like AUNTIPHA!!!?????

Like that kind of organized militia taking over public space?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 23, 2021 01:48 PM (yKH9e)

131 Jake Sullivan is the biggest lying asshole member of Our Betters in the Biden Junta I've seen (so far).

Posted by: Gref at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (AMIL/)

132 Defund the Deep State.

Posted by: Ace

Defund the Administrative state!

Hamburger identified the 'administrative state' and pointed out the Legislature clearly ignoring the Constitution, abdicating their law writing responsibilities to those MBAs and elites (truly legends in their own minds) in the Fed departments creating 'administrative law.

Put sunset clauses in *every* Fed admin/department and make them justify their existence every 5 years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Z/g0G)

133 Gasp! Where is my fainting couch.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Jc5GQ)

134 102 The game runs like this a fair bit. BIG stories in the MSM for a couple of weeks, followed by 6 months to a year of stories assuming the previous BIG stories are true, followed by less than a week (maybe just one day) of stories saying, "Ah, BTW that BIG story, yeah that was apparently untrue," followed by a lifetime of idiot Lefties believing the BIG story was never proven false and calling us nutjobs for disagreeing with them when they claim the BIG story is true.
Posted by: Match Checksout at August 23, 2021 01:45 PM (dYe5S)
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Yes. We could come up with hundreds of examples.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (xqRaG)

135 They're already scared, we need to get to the cowering part.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Because scared people act with complete impunity and fearlessness. Mm hmm.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


They act recklessly. They acted.
Now what do they do with those they've arrested?
Turn them loose without charging them? Bad juju.
Charge them? Even worse.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (OCTRt)

136 Who's been possessed by the spirit of Lavrenti Beria-Merrick Garland or Christopher Wray?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (cSyAR)

137 COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OPD6SJd2f4


...a little 1976 for y'all





Posted by: CLIMAX BLUES BAND at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (X62pS)

138 There's some FBI agents who are asking to get fired.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:42 PM (cSyAR)

***

The FIB is a feral alphabet agency. The only way to get fired is to say you voted for Trump

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 23, 2021 01:49 PM (flINI)

139 This certainly hasn't stopped the State from keeping political prisoners in DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (r+sAi)

140 1-inch wide skinny ties (especially leather ones) and popped collars were way cooler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (Bmy3R)

141 So, release the political prisoners.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (SXIn9)

142 100 years ago, we'd have gone in and pulled them out. Until we start acting like our great grandfathers, this shit's not going to stop. They're already scared, we need to get to the cowering part.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:43 PM (wAnMi)

John Brown was called the Meteor for a reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (csEWM)

143 Because scared people act with complete impunity and fearlessness. Mm hmm.

Can't speak for anyone else, all I know is if I'm pushed to that much fear, my vision glazes over, everything goes red and bad, bad things happen. The flesh alone that I have to clear from my teeth is a pain.

Posted by: Jak Sucio Pronouns: Get Fvcked at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (tOwR9)

144 Whenever two or more of you are gathered in his name, there is loooove . . . /s

Because of the tropical storm we had a very low attendance at church yesterday, Well, there were more than two.
I know them all and fortunately none of them were the FBI,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (ai5jE)

145 Yeah, right. Next the FBI will say all those Trumpsters didn't want to rape me. They wanted to rip my bodice, at least. That much I know.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

146 It's too dangerous to fire the CIA
If it were me, I'd tell the heads of the CIA and FBI separately that I want the other agency quietly shut down so their jurisdiction can be taken over. But first the target agency must be weakened.
Let them take each other out

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (iTeNa)

147 What we gave the taliban.

https://tinyurl.com/3zjn6xej
Posted by: dartist at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (+ya+t)


From the link:
-Lots of Heavy Equipment Including Bull Dozers, Backhoes, Dump Trucks, Excavators

I'm already looking forward to Gold Rush: Kandahar!

Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

148 MSN even phrased the news of FDA approval as opening the way for more mandates. That's all it is about, shoving it down everyone's throat. Soon that will probably be mandatory as well...

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (uUDKV)

149 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.

-
Juantanamero! Oh he's a Jauntanamero!
Juantanamero! Oh he's a Jauntanamero!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (d9FiS)

150 I'm already looking forward to Gold Rush: Kandahar!
Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

Well, the Rare Earth Rush, at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (csEWM)

151 Posted by: Common Tater

Never saw that coming, even in the 90s. Yes, Rap, Hip-hop, and what they're erroneously calling R+B is more Satanic now, and very overtly since that crowd doesn't do subtlety, than all the heavy metal that ever existed. They're straight-up in your face with it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (OssQ4)

152 The smart set has been pulling this for 100+ years in the science/religion debate. Some study makes headlines disproving God, showing that real men of science can't be religious, etc. Ten to twenty years later it comes out that it was a complete hoax or a setup by a bad actor and the total effort that goes into correcting the record is zero.

Posted by: Joseph Tura at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (Ry41h)

153 Thing is, it being A'stan, a lot of that materiel will end up being sold, "informally". Inside the country. If the boys in Panjshir (the anti-Taliban resistance core) are comfortable using our stuff, then they won't lack for supplies, I'm guessing.
Posted by: rhomboid


As has been said, repeatedly, the high tech stuff is being sold to Iran or China to be reverse engineered.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (OCTRt)

154
I'm already looking forward to Gold Rush: Kandahar!
Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)


Relocate those nothing finding fucks from Oak Island and give them some REAL excitement.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

155 149 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.
Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.
-
Juantanamero! Oh he's a Jauntanamero!
Juantanamero! Oh he's a Jauntanamero!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (d9FiS)

==========

Is he saying that Biden is better than Obama?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

156 149 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.


Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (I2VcN)

157 You're not telling me the media and Uniparty have been lying about January 6 all this time?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (WpyXV)

158 >>I'm already looking forward to Gold Rush: Kandahar!


SPOILER : The Gloryhole is attached to a goat.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (X62pS)

159 Yeah, right. Next the FBI will say all those Trumpsters didn't want to rape me. They wanted to rip my bodice, at least. That much I know.
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at August 23, 2021 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

Oh great now I'm imaging AOC getting wet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (cSyAR)

160 Rachel Sweet ("The Pride of Akron") and her skinny-tie wearing band rip the shit up in 1979 on "Baby Let's Play House":

https://tinyurl.com/3fwcyj7y

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Bmy3R)

161 149 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (d9FiS)

Juan? Juan! Can you hear me? *aside* he's not answering! Nurse! Get the paddles!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:52 PM (csEWM)

162 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.



We've already seen your ass too many times to count, Juan.

Please, stop showing it to us.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Say what you want about Juan but when he gets bought he stays bought.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 01:53 PM (uUDKV)

164 >>@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

>>Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.


Juan Williams - "Hold my Beer, Sally Kohn'

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 01:53 PM (X62pS)

165 This fit brunette in a sunflower field agrees that the whole stinking edifice needs to be defunded and starved:
https://is.gd/fxRcpS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

166 How many sallykohns equal one jenrubin?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (cSyAR)

167 Defund Hard.

You must let me direct.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Lln9q)

168 165 This fit brunette in a sunflower field agrees that the whole stinking edifice needs to be defunded and starved:
https://is.gd/fxRcpS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

========

I bet she works out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

169 CureVac (NASDAQ:CVAC) and GlaxoSmithKline (NYSE:GSK) announce preclinical data investigating immune responses as well as the protective efficacy of CureVac's first-generation vaccine candidate, CVnCoV, and second-generation vaccine candidate, CV2CoV, against SARS-CoV-2 challenge in non-human primates.

Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

170 Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.
------------
It was when he said "My butt's been wiped." .

Posted by: zmdavid at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (xqRaG)

171 @joshdcaplan 3m

SKY NEWS: Person on no-fly list flown into U.K. during Afghanistan evacuation operation


Great...just great.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

172 AOC doesn't know what a bodice is.

Posted by: Jak Sucio Pronouns: Get Fvcked at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (tOwR9)

173 Nuh-uh!! It was worse than the Civil War and The Holocaust combined!!

Posted by: Rep. Cheney at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (GQ5VU)

174 We've already seen your ass too many times to count, Juan.

Please, stop showing it to us.


But that's what I'm paid for.

Posted by: Juan "Fox Token Liberal" Williams at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

175 163 Say what you want about Juan but when he gets bought he stays bought.
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 01:53 PM (uUDKV)

I remember a few years back watching Fox News after Clinton gave an interview on the Lewinsky thing. Hannity and Colmes. And Alan Colmes, on the night said Clinton was 'not believable' to him. He looked disgusted. The next night, he was back to shilling, but in that one moment I think I saw the real man. Then I saw more of him the next day.

People tell you who they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (csEWM)

176 149 Juan Williams
@TheJuanWilliams
Congratulations to President Biden.

Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.

__

Biden gave a better speech than Obama?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYCIST

Posted by: Rep. Cheney at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (GQ5VU)

177 148 MSN even phrased the news of FDA approval as opening the way for more mandates. That's all it is about, shoving it down everyone's throat. Soon that will probably be mandatory as well...

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (uUDKV)


Biden and the entire Democrat-Media Complex repeatedly accused Trump of pressuring the CDC and FDA to cut-corners to get a vaccine approved for emergency use. He musty not have - no 'whistle-blowers' have said it happened.

However, I'll bet my house the Biden Junta has been twisting arms at CDC and FDA since before Joe was sworn-in. On masking and vaccines.

Posted by: Gref at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (AMIL/)

178 168 165 This fit brunette in a sunflower field agrees that the whole stinking edifice needs to be defunded and starved:
https://is.gd/fxRcpS
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Jsjd7)

Great tracts of land.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (cSyAR)

179 One thing I noticed in recent years is the satanic stuff and imagery has migrated to the Hip Hop and Rap genres and entertainers. For whatever reason, it ain't Perry Como and Smokey Robinson singin' the tunes for the chirren.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 23, 2021 01:47 PM (Z3TUG)


It's amazing that every single conspiracy theory has panned out. Normalizing satanism - while denying the existence of God (?!?!?) and pedophilia are next, and they're really starting to run out of shit after that. Who's the popular rap artist who did a video of him getting buggered by satan? Then we had that Australian news cast that "accidentally" briefly showed a snippet of some satanic ritual. It was so bad I thought it was just trolling, but it turns out to be real. Right down to the guy(?) sitting at the portable keyboard and Christmas lights on the upside-down cross.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

180 >>>Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)

=====

I wouldn't. But then, I don't have MFM and social media on my side.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 23, 2021 01:57 PM (h05Tk)

181 I bet she works out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM


If so, she skips leg day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Sure would be interesting if some of the guards, FBI agents and judges involved in this nonsense vanished off the face of the earth only to surface ten months from now with a sob story about being held in a shipping container somewhere underground with no contact from the outside world!

Then they could explain how it is different when it happens to them!

Come on Karma, you are a little slow here.

Posted by: JB1000 at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Kf5r9)

183 It was an incredibly sneaky insurrection. Now, obviously, if you wanted to overthrow the government, you'd bring a bunch of guns. But these crafty insurrectionists knew that the government would be expecting guns, so they didn't bring any guns, which shows you that they really were trying to overthrow the government.

Don't you see? It all makes sense. To a Progressive.

Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

184 Rubin"s Bidengasms are embarrassing even to Biden.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (cSyAR)

185 Ok. Now how about the FBI identify the numerous "unindicted co-conspirators"? That is 20-30 people who are either FBI agents or working with the FBI to setup this entire conspiracy.

By the way, I am sure the Gimp Ole Party will get right on this.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (EadwG)

186 "They wanted to rip my bodice, at least. That much I know."

That's fair.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Ectld)

187 Juan "Fox Token Admitted Liberal" Williams

FTFY...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 01:59 PM (8D42x)

188 I bet she works out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)


You could definitely bounce quarters off of that belly.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:59 PM (wAnMi)

189
Will the truckers save Australia?

https://tinyurl.com/vjkn96eu

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 01:59 PM (DJFLF)

190 My dog would not let himself be abandoned. He'd follow me wherever I went if he was able.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

191 Great tracts of land.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:56 PM (cSyAR)

Yes; Fields of sunflowers are always lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (ai5jE)

192 meanwhile, I read that a 'protester' who was harassing Rand & Mrs Paul after the Repub Convention punched a cop in the face and ended up let go after no bail and dropped charges.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)

193 Still not too late to christen January 6 "Ashli Babbitt Day".

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (WpyXV)

194
Yes; Fields of sunflowers are always lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:00

Indeed

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (cSyAR)

195 This is the blueprint for future "insurrections". You set one up, talk about it for months and then *poof*, it disappears like invisible ink or Harry Houdini's underwear at a bachelor party.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2021 02:00 PM (EadwG)

196 . Who's the popular rap artist who did a video of him getting buggered by satan?

__

Lil Nas X

He's an out and proud black gay rapper. He does this because he knows it will get a a response out of you. He's the ultimate troll, and you're falling for it. His whole image is I'm black and gay and fuck you if you don't like it. So when people were like ok you're black and gay, good for for you, he had to go the next step and do the stupid Satan shoes. And everyone on the right clutched their pearls just like he wanted you to. And he's laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (GQ5VU)

197 How many sallykohns equal one jenrubin?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM


I think Juan Williams needs his own unit of measurement at this point.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (n9aSI)

198 67 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)

Why not? Who's going to believe them?

They will be this generation's survivor of alien abduction and probe.

*Not saying anything about the veracity of a survivor of alien abduction and probing.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (RLLZj)

199 Joe, that brunette is I. The way of all those sunflowers....

-People that don't appreciate art.

Posted by: Jak Sucio Pronouns: Get Fvcked at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (tOwR9)

200 Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.

Don't look now but Ann Coulter said the same thing

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

201 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?

Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)

202 >>Great tracts of land.


Those abs. Good God.

If she sneezed while you were fucking her, she'd rip your dick off.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (X62pS)

203 I'm already looking forward to Gold Rush: Kandahar!

Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2021 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

Supposedly they do have a lot of 5.56 left lying around.

Posted by: flounder at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

204 I bet she has the Kegel force of a Saltwater Crocodile.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (X62pS)

205 Farm girls are the best.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (cSyAR)

206 We giving Banjo Boy the consequences. Like Bacha Bazi the consequences. Or the goat, but only the female goat the consequences. We very strong in the root for the consequences.

Posted by: Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (sWM8x)

207 They're holding Juan Williams captive and naked in a dark, damp basement somewhere with electrodes attached to his genitalia, aren't they. Because no free person would make such a ridiculous statement.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (EadwG)

208 201 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)

__

Are you FBI or DEA?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (GQ5VU)

209
I'm sure Liz Cheney and the teary eyed puss-cake Adam Kinzinger are going to change their tune now. Right?

Posted by: portlandon at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (+oR7L)

210 Nice of them to decide it was all hysteria and fake news. Eight months after using the hysteria and fake news to deny Trump his legal and constitutional due regarding election corruption. Thanks for nothing, you disloyal twats.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (W+kMI)

211 Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 01:59 PM (DJFLF)

I would assume the guy making the video will be arrested. After all, they're pepper spraying school children for not wearing masks and arresting a guy for not wearing a mask while exercising.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (ai5jE)

212 Deep Stater is my guess

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (znIQ9)

213 That article is as front-loaded with biased and deliberate wording attempting to push a certain viewpoint but even they have to admit that there's no evidence of conspiracy, Trump control, organized attempts at "insurrection" or any of the rest of the insane crap that has been vomiting from the Democrats and the media for over 7 months now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

214 Just in time for Gropey Joe to call that all employers mandate the Demon Serum.

Posted by: Allie at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (PC3pt)

215 200 Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.


Juan.. I didn't hear him say he f'ed up so not honest.. Effective? Sure if you want the rest of the World to know we are now a neutered Country

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2021 02:04 PM (I2VcN)

216 Last week he gave the most effective, most honest foreign policy speech by an American president in the last 60 years.
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And this is the guy everyone thinks they're getting rid of?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2021 02:04 PM (WpyXV)

217 Idiot Senator Cassidy from Louisiana called the protesters "Traitors". What a dufus.

Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2021 02:04 PM (8SSHh)

218 Not sure this has been mentioned but the FBI thinks they are slick. They kneecap their investigation without having to investigate all the informants they have in those militia groups.

Neat trick.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 23, 2021 02:05 PM (EiaTX)

219 We're just looking for polyps. They're quite the delicacy on Alpha Ceti 3.

Posted by: The Aliens at August 23, 2021 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)

220 The conservative case for making shit up for 8 months and cheering as innocent people are arrested and kept in prison without due process.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:05 PM (GQ5VU)

221 Are you FBI or DEA?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (GQ5VU)

His nic is Frank Bryant Ivins, not David Evan Anderson.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:05 PM (Bmy3R)

222 201 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)
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Flounder. He's with you.

Posted by: Chip Diller at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

223 165 This fit brunette in a sunflower field agrees that the whole stinking edifice needs to be defunded and starved:
https://is.gd/fxRcpS

This is the way forward.
On a related note, a friend's family I grew up with had a SunFlower patch. We would take girls there at alone during the daytime or at night. Their clothes were off within 30 minutes. Never failed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (c2XlY)

224 219 We're just looking for polyps. They're quite the delicacy on Alpha Ceti 3.
Posted by: The Aliens at August 23, 2021 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)

This IS Ceti Alpha 5!!!!!

Posted by: Khan at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (csEWM)

225 If they release those prisoners, they will talk about what happened on social media....until they are banned.

They will talk about it on blogs....until they are deplatformed.

They will talk about it on YT and podcasts....until they are demonitized and removed.

They will talk about it in books.....that no one will publish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (7F9te)

226 are next, and they're really starting to run out of shit after that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)
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But wait.... there's more!!!

Posted by: Ron Popeil at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (WpyXV)

227 Farm girls are the best.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Yes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (c2XlY)

228 225 If they release those prisoners, they will talk about what happened on social media....until they are banned.

They will talk about it on blogs....until they are deplatformed.

They will talk about it on YT and podcasts....until they are demonitized and removed.

They will talk about it in books.....that no one will publish.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (7F9te)

Don't forget about their banks canceling their accounts (and not giving the money back).

Posted by: Allie at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (PC3pt)

229 The conservative case for grifting off of a political movement for decades before turning on it when you realize the left pays you better to be a turncoat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (TayrX)

230 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)
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Flounder. He's with you.
Posted by: Chip Diller at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)


Don't forget us!

Posted by: Mohammad, Jugdesh, Sidney, and Clayton at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (FJYfm)

231 40 The Taliban dropped the cheap Russian and Chinese weapons for the US weapons.... They also know quality when they see it.....
Posted by: James at August 23, 2021 01:34 PM (24+Vp)
idk, i always thought the soviet bloc AKs were indestructible, basically.
or was that only the czech version?
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According to CPT Charles the Czech and East German models were first-class, and the Russian-made ones were autofire muskets. Due to the totally fair and equal distribution of International Socialism, the Russian-made crap was issued to the WTO nations, and the good stuff was issued to the Russian troops.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 23, 2021 02:07 PM (W+kMI)

232 "They alleged that one Proud Boy leader recruited members and urged them to stockpile bulletproof vests and other military-style equipment in the weeks before the attack and on Jan. 6 sent members forward with a plan to split into groups and make multiple entries to the Capitol."

Translation: our mole tried to get people to go crazy and nobody was buying it

"It was the most violent attack on the Capitol since the War of 1812, forcing lawmakers and Trump's own vice president, Mike Pence, to scramble for safety."

If you pay no attention to previous attacks by armed groups such as Puerto Rican terrorists.

"Four people died and another died the following day, and more than 100 police officers were injured."

The deaths all from causes totally unrelated to the event, and the injuries unsubstantiated and slight even where claimed.

...cont'd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

233 Watching "Leviathan "
HOLY SHIT, THATS BUCKAROO BANZAI!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2021 02:08 PM (U2p+3)

234 They're holding Juan Williams captive and naked in a dark, damp basement somewhere with electrodes attached to his genitalia, aren't they. Because no free person would make such a ridiculous statement.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM


Juan has genitals? Time for a second look.

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2021 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)

235 As soon as there's a Republican in the White House again, I want pardons for everyone.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 23, 2021 02:08 PM (7YLZ1)

236 We got photographic pictures from Abu Ghraib prison but somehow we can't get pictures of the DC prison.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (UVMn8)

237 ll you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)



You first.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (U2p+3)

238 Why not? Who's going to believe them?

They will be this generation's survivor of alien abduction and probe.

*Not saying anything about the veracity of a survivor of alien abduction and probing.
Posted by: Just Lily

People believing them isn't even in the equation here. What might 500 people who were held in solitary and even tortured, for 8 month, feel wholly justified in *doing* if they ever got released? That's 500 possible revenge cases, and both I and the jackboots know they're justified.

This is why they won't be freed under this current government. It has zip to do with information getting out, or books being written, or interviews being given -- and everything to do with releasing a 500-American tiger they've been riding.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (OssQ4)

239 A Republican in the White House again...good one!

Posted by: Dominion at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (Bmy3R)

240 "Trump made an incendiary speech at a nearby rally shortly before the riot, repeating false claims that the 2020 election was stolen and urging supporters to march on the Capitol to pressure lawmakers to reject Biden's victory."

You like that? In a report by a newspaper? Flat out denial of any possibility that this might be true, and claiming his speech was 'incendiary' and that he told them to march on the capitol when he said the exact opposite

"Judge Beryl Howell in July asked prosecutors to explain why one defendant was allowed to plead to a misdemeanor charge carrying a maximum sentence of six months, rather than a more serious felony charge."

Like the lack of context? No information about what they did or why someone would demand felony charges. That's called 'good reporting' these days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

241 No coordination....other than there own.

Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (7Ol+s)

242
The deaths all from causes totally unrelated to the event, and the injuries unsubstantiated and slight even where claimed.
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I was virtually raped!

Posted by: AOC at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (L47aO)

243 67 Put yourself in their jackboots. If *you* kept 500+ prisoners and tortured them for 8 months, for political reasons, would you ever let them go?
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Why not for the Left? That's what they did with Talibans guys housed at Club Gitmo.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (W+kMI)

244 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM


My arms are yours.

Posted by: Cora Segal at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

245 Before I head off to work:

Commentaries on massive tracts of land
https://tinyurl.com/nwpvv98

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)

246 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?

"I, too call for direct action against the government"
--Totally not NSA Bob

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

247 @charliespiering 3m

"I think its irresponsible to say that Americans are stranded. They are not. We are committed to bringing Americans who want to come home, home," says Jen Psaki


What is with this disclaimer they keep using..."who want to come home."? Are there really Americans in Afghanistan that DON'T want to come home? What are we talkin'....3?

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (cF8AT)

248 Oh, there was one death "associated" with J6, but they will not say her name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (Bmy3R)

249 The FBI couldn't find its own ass with both hands unless it was accused of entering the Capitol on 6 January.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (+Kpte)

250 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)
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Flounder. He's with you.
Posted by: Chip Diller at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)


Don't forget us!
Posted by: Mohammad, Jugdesh, Sidney, and Clayton


This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (OCTRt)

251 Antifa comms team.

https://bit.ly/3zcx4u6

Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (UW2ZS)

252 re 172: "AOC doesn't know what a bodice is."

she thinks it's those things you roll when you play Duopoly. She always want to be the car.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (4a9Vv)

253 I keep wondering what the plot will be for the next episode of CBS' "Seal Team".

I guess they all get 'pink slips'

Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2021 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

254 My arms are yours.
Posted by: Cora Segal at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM


* runs sobbing from Thread *

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 23, 2021 02:12 PM (wKiLe)

255 Those abs. Good God.

Yeah I prefer my girls smooth and soft, not shredded and sculpted like a bodybuilder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

256 "I think its irresponsible to say that Americans are stranded."

I think irresponsible is about as euphemistic as you can get about how things went in Afghanistan.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 02:12 PM (Ectld)

257 The FBI has found scant evidence ...

What?! Get me the Head of Manufacturing, immediately!!

Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (B2mhs)

258 So when people were like ok you're black and a sodomite, good for for you, he had to go the next step and do the stupid Satan shoes. And everyone on the right clutched their pearls just like he wanted you to. And he's laughing his ass off.

Well yeah, that's kind of the point. Homosexuality is very destructive to a lot of people. It ain't all Chad and Biff living in a fabulous split level bungalow.

I don't "know" if satan is real, but I do know there are a lot of dead people slaughtered just the same. This stuff has an effect in exactly the same way rendering the question moot, if you think about it. Children and young people are impressionable. There's a reason so much money is spent on advertising

Posted by: Common Tater at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Z3TUG)

259 What is with this disclaimer they keep using..."who want to come home."? Are there really Americans in Afghanistan that DON'T want to come home? What are we talkin'....3?
Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (cF8AT)
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The State Department has had an online form that American citizens in Afghanistan have to fill out and submit if they want out of Kabul.

My guess is that if the Americans don't complete THAT FORM (for whatever reason), the State Department doesn't consider them as wanting to leave.

Posted by: Revenant at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (0BW5E)

260 >>I prefer my girls smooth and soft, not shredded and sculpted like a bodybuilder.


Agreed. Ripped is not on the list.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (X62pS)

261 Commentaries on massive tracts of land

Massive tracts of land man made.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (ai5jE)

262 I think it's irresponsible to say that Americans are stranded. They are not. We are committed to bringing Americans who want to come home, home," says Jen Psaki
_


If they're dead, do they truly want to come home?

Posted by: SMH - The war has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (QfqVT)

263 I heard several flashbangs on 1/6 while on the grounds of the Capitol.

And one gunshot.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (mbFEM)

264 If she sneezed while you were fucking her, she'd rip your dick off.
Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (X62pS)

well, at least i'd die happy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (8D42x)

265 Put it this way: if the Left thinks these 500+ people were angry before...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (OssQ4)

266 Oh, there was one death "associated" with J6, but they will not say her name.

True I missed that omission. There was one person who died as a direct result of the events on January 6th. Ashli Babbitt who was gunned down by someone for climbing in a window. But the article makes it sound like an insane mob murdered a bunch of people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

267 Oh, there was one death "associated" with J6, but they will not say her name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Are they still trying to claim 3 cops?

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (OCTRt)

268 Good thing: the FBI found their car keys.
Bad thing: they'll lose them again tomorrow.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

269 Frank...ixnay on the rampage talk. This is my desk.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (tOwR9)

270 Commentaries on massive tracts of land
https://tinyurl.com/nwpvv98
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)


She has a really stupid tramp stamp.

Hard pass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (2JVJo)

271 Are they still trying to claim 3 cops?
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (OCTRt)

I think they're up to 4 now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (Bmy3R)

272 meanwhile, I just saw this on the bottom of the screen on Fox biz news:

"Pentagon order US commercial airlines to provide planes to help with evacuations"

huh.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (4a9Vv)

273 I was virtually raped!
Posted by: AOC at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM


But was it virtualrape-virtualrape?

Posted by: Whoopi G. at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

274 Pissacky claims no Americans are stranded in Afghanistan.

https://bit.ly/387OiNe

Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (UW2ZS)

275 If you like coming home, you can keep coming home.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (WpyXV)

276 oh crap.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (4a9Vv)

277 What are we talkin'....3?
Posted by: Tami
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I want to go back.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (bk3Sg)

278 259 They can't even send out a form without fucking up massively
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/469371/

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (uUDKV)

279 I was going to do a Michelle Fields sick, but knew someone funnier than I would take care of it.

I love the Horde.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (U2p+3)

280 What is with this disclaimer they keep using..."who want to come home."?

You gotta want it! Show us that you want it! Losers will not make their way thru the terrorists that we just armed with thousands of weapons.

Posted by: The White House at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (B2mhs)

281 I prefer my girls smooth and soft, not shredded and sculpted like a bodybuilder.


I prefer my girls like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer.

Posted by: Green River Killer at August 23, 2021 02:15 PM (OCTRt)

282 So, if you have no power, or no internet, they just put you down as "Didn't fill out the online form - they don't want to come home."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Bmy3R)

283 Like the lack of context? No information about what they did or why someone would demand felony charges. That's called 'good reporting' these days
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)


Until the charred cadavers of journalists are hanging across the entire span of the Manhattan bridge, this shit won't stop. Once the rest see their little buddies feeding the gulls, they might fall in line. Similar tactics worked for Vlad. Works with most all vermin.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

284 If she sneezed while you were fucking her,

YOU WILL DIE OF COVID

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

285 I put a strikethrough tag because I needed to add an 's' to 'order'. Stupid Fox crayon.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (4a9Vv)

286 Had anews alert on my phone mid morning of a fire fight at Kabul airport., many killed.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (znIQ9)

287 What is with this disclaimer they keep using..."who want to come home."?

Oddly some don't want to leave. Yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

288 Not defending her, not at all, but maybe AOC is frustrated with all the soybois in her movement.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (cSyAR)

289 "I prefer my girls like my coffee."

Hot, creamy, and leaving sores in my mouth when they're gone.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Ectld)

290 What are we talkin'....3?
Posted by: Tami
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I want to go back.
Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl


You know what's funny? We do to!

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (OCTRt)

291
How many sallykohns equal one jenrubin?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 01:55 PM

I think Juan Williams needs his own unit of measurement at this point.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2021 02:01 PM (n9aSI)


Williams is actually pretty intelligent. No genius, but smarter than the right gives him credit for. The problem is, he's paid to play a role on TV, as the leftist contrarian. No matter how idiotic the script is, no matter how stupid it makes him look.

In other words, he's a filthy filthy whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2021 02:17 PM (n+4am)

292 That hoax sure turned out well for Michele Fields. Why, one can barely tune into the MFM anymore without seeing and hearing her. Oh, wait, that didn't happen. She's a complete nonentity now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:17 PM (Bmy3R)

293 Imma say this.

If you are in California, get a ballot and vote Yes to recall Newsome. Vote early. Vote often. Vote HARD. But vote.

Make them work hard to steal it.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:17 PM (mbFEM)

294 Defund the Deep State.
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Good luck with that.

Posted by: politics by other means is what you get when elections don't matter at August 23, 2021 02:17 PM (FoyBy)

295 288 Not defending her, not at all, but maybe AOC is frustrated with all the soybois in her movement.
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Miso ronery.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (sWM8x)

296 Making fun of those who wish to control us offends them more that anything else.

Keep it up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (U2p+3)

297 I'd be surprised if AOC is fed up with soyboys, since she's dating one.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (PehOL)

298 293 Imma say this.

If you are in California, get a ballot and vote Yes to recall Newsome. Vote early. Vote often. Vote HARD. But vote.

Make them work hard to steal it.
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:17 PM (mbFEM)

I voted once, already.

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (hV9ir)

299 Skip I guess we'll have to wait until German or U.K. media report on it to get the news. US media have embargoed bad news from Kabul.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (OssQ4)

300 FBI Leak: The January 6th Organized, Coordinated Insurrection Was Not Organized, Not Coordinated, and Not an Insurrection

Not entirely true.

It was an organized and coordinated black operation by the Deep State. Was executed specifically to entrap Trump supporters and to allow the Democrats and the media to put forth the "insurrection" narrative and broad brush smear every Trump supporter as a domestic terrorist.

It was 100% effective.

The people they arrested and kept imprisoned were basically used as heads-on-pikes warnings of what would happen to anyone else who dared even think about trying to defy the Deep State.

Meanwhile, the right makes memes and hawks pillows on social media, while refusing to talk about the elephant in the room, that a conservative will never win an election in this country again in our lifetimes, because the Deep State controls the voting operations in every key state in the country.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (Do5/p)

301 So, if you have no power, or no internet, they just put you down as "Didn't fill out the online form - they don't want to come home."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Bmy3R)
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Yes -- that's what I suspect. It allows the Biden admin to undercount the amount of Americans they will be responsible for leaving behind for political reasons.

Posted by: Revenant at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (0BW5E)

302 So, if you have no power, or no internet, they just put you down as "Didn't fill out the online form - they don't want to come home."

Posted by: Guy Smiley
--------

Stop being alarmist. It's easy to just download the app, and use your smart phone.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (WZ5i4)

303 AOC rapes herself nightly with a mushroom headed dildo she calls Donald....

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (uUDKV)

304 Until the charred cadavers of journalists are hanging across the entire span of the Manhattan bridge, this shit won't stop. Once the rest see their little buddies feeding the gulls, they might fall in line. Similar tactics worked for Vlad. Works with most all vermin.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 23, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

go on...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (8D42x)

305 Juan is not alone.

Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (d9FiS)

306 "I prefer my girls like my coffee."

Perked, not dripped.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (Bmy3R)

307 >>Posted by: Broseidon at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (PehOL)


Skateball is back together and other than a mystery short in the controlled lamp circuit...it is flipping!

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (X62pS)

308 In other words, he's a filthy filthy whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


So 3 JuanWilliamsFilthyWhores?

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (OCTRt)

309 And, btw...

It's early in the afternoon for us to go sideways.

I love it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (U2p+3)

310 At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.

By whom?

The left must have realized they went too far criticizing Biden and are closing ranks again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

311 305 Juan is not alone.

Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (d9FiS)

Heh. they are desperate to change the narrative. Except the foreign press is not playing along.

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (hV9ir)

312 True I missed that omission. There was one person who died as a direct result of the events on January 6th. Ashli Babbitt who was gunned down by someone for climbing in a window. But the article makes it sound like an insane mob murdered a bunch of people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 23, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)


Shot by Michael Byrd. The name is known.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (mbFEM)

313 Question for the horde:

Why does the White House keep emphasizing they'll evac all the Americans from Kabul who "want to come home". They make sure to emphasize that every time they talk about the evac operation.

Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (UW2ZS)

314 My local USA-Today had this in HUGE FONT black letters, along with an editorial apologizing to Trump and his supporters for libeling them by referring the "Insurrection" 678 times since 1/6 in various articles, editorials, badly-drawn cartoons and letters-to-the-editor.

Is Trump's second impeachment going to be waived?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (mR6Gs)

315 ""Ninety to ninety-five percent of these are one-off cases," said a former senior law enforcement official with knowledge of the investigation. "Then you have five percent.... maybe.... of these militia groups that were more closely organized."
Take a moment to 'Math' it...of the 500 arrested/jailed? that leaves ...maybe....25. In response to that mere 25, Biden/Pelosi/Schumer and Bowser deployed 25,000 US Military Troops(5 times as many as were deployed, then pulled from all of Afghanistan) and fenced off/locked down/defended from schoolchildren even visiting the ENTIRE Capitol City. While at the same time mobilized the entire FBI/CIA/NHS/TSA/Banks/Mediacorps/Techsectors to surveil and identify all personal transactions and communications of thousands...basically the "All seeing Eye of Sauron", which, while diverted to that task TOTALLY MISSED the Taliban Hobbits preparing to take over alll of Afghanistan.

Posted by: jeff at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (uAI4S)

316 "It's early in the afternoon for us to go sideways. I love it."

Coffee?

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (Ectld)

317 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?

Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)

318 Oh, and recall Newsom, too.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (mbFEM)

319
Why does the White House keep emphasizing they'll evac all the Americans from Kabul who "want to come home". They make sure to emphasize that every time they talk about the evac operation.

Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (UW2ZS)

I asked the exact same question the other day, and the answer is YES--they are setting up a CYA scenario

Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (mR6Gs)

320 Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2021 02:19 PM (uUDKV)

Hmmmm.....go on

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (EiaTX)

321 Why does the White House keep emphasizing they'll evac all the Americans from Kabul who "want to come home". They make sure to emphasize that every time they talk about the evac operation.

Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (UW2ZS)

is it cover for when the taliban behead them?
well, they wanted to stay...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (8D42x)

322 Oh, there was one death "associated" with J6, but they will not say her name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

Heather Heyer?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (c2XlY)

323 Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM (UW2ZS)

Yes but that's not the main reason. It's mental mindfuck psy-op imagery to make it understood that it's not that bad over there.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (WpyXV)

324 Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The mind boggles.

Baghdad Bob was a piker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (WZ5i4)

325 313 Why does the White House keep emphasizing they'll evac all the Americans from Kabul who "want to come home".

My theory is up above. Amid the chaos and confusion in A'gan, there are power and internet outages everywhere. This gives the Biden Junta an excuse. "They didn't go online and fill out the form."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (Bmy3R)

326 and lefties love themselves some Europeans and all the preening that came with no more orange man. Now, the Europeans have turned on Biden, calling him a moron among other things. bet that has to sting.

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2021 02:22 PM (hV9ir)

327 317 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?
Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)


Right now its bourbon (day drinking for the win) but when that runs out I will cut over to the Kraken

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:22 PM (mbFEM)

328 "The FBI has found scant evidence that the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was the result of an organized plot to overturn the presidential election result, according to four current and former law enforcement officials."


The fbi has found ZERO evidence it was a conspiracy, not scant evidence or they would have been charging people left and right, and they are not.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2021 02:22 PM (JUOKG)

329 Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme

YES.
Because they don't have a clue who is over there.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:23 PM (OCTRt)

330 317 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?

Limoncello. I'll meet my maker schnockered, but my breath will be lemony-fresh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 23, 2021 02:23 PM (Bmy3R)

331 329 Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme

YES.
Because they don't have a clue who is over there.
Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:23 PM (OCTRt)

=========

It's gonna make the ransom videos super awkward, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

332 201 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
========
Frank, several times a week I ask if it's time for us to rise up and overthrow the present government yet. Like so. But the black flag hasn't been hoisted yet, so we have to keep waiting.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 23, 2021 02:23 PM (W+kMI)

333 Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
==
Yes. They know there are thousands cut off. So when they arbitrarily bug out in a week or so. They will say the left behind made their decision.

So back in the day, there were orders of catholic religious who specialized in ransoming captives from the Musloids. Middle ages are here again . . .

Posted by: just sayin at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM (nnJ1n)

334 Commentaries on massive tracts of land
https://tinyurl.com/nwpvv98
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)


I like big tits, but that's .....too much of a good thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

335 They're lying when they say it wasn't coordinated.

Plenty of chat logs and texts from antifa prior to the 6th showing them comparing notes on their "maga" costumes. Multiple known BLM/Antifa guys arrested on the 6th, then let off. Multiple MSM networks snuck in crews with cameras and producers dressed in maga attire.

And SOMEONE gave the order to open the doors.

It was coordinated - by them.

Posted by: somedood at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM (/z9fK)

336 The mind boggles.

Baghdad Bob was a piker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (WZ5i4)

I think he means the Taliban...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM (6FeV1)

337 "My local USA-Today had this in HUGE FONT black letters, along with an editorial apologizing to Trump and his supporters for libeling them by referring the "Insurrection" 678 times since 1/6"


I find this hard to believe. I must be asleep and dreaming.

Posted by: f'd at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM (Tnijr)

338 Krugman should be required to return his Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (cSyAR)

339 Why does the White House keep emphasizing they'll evac all the Americans from Kabul who "want to come home". They make sure to emphasize that every time they talk about the evac operation.

Are they setting up a claim in the future that anyone they didn't get out by the 31st drop dead date didn't really want to come home?
Posted by: bonhomme

I was just listening to the beginning of Sebastian Gorka's radio show, and he had a recording of an American woman (with children...WTF?) in Kabul, trapped in a house, and expecting to get killed by the Taliban roaming around Kabul. She sounded terrified.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

340 What is with this disclaimer they keep using..."who want to come home."?

-
She means "who want to come home badly enough to brave the Taliban controlled streets and scale the concertina topped fence."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (d9FiS)

341 And they still haven't named the cop who murdered Ashli.

Posted by: setnaffa at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (9PvWK)

342 Place I play at switched out Skateball for Harlem Globetrotters. Definitely enjoy Skateball more.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (PehOL)

343 How incompetent a Red Queen do you have to be to F up the "crime" part of "sentence first, crime later?"

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (jIL4c)

344 Given half a chance, I bet those Taliban guys would prolly rape a girl.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (sWM8x)

345 I saw Heads on Pikes open for Charred Bodies, Bucharest, 1450.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (WD9ZA)

346 Oh great, Epoch Times just announced that some Afghan Guards were just shot dead in a firefight at a German base. Exactly who is getting on to the airplanes right now?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (W+kMI)

347 Only the vaccinated will be allowed on evac flights from Kabul.

Unless you're not American, in which case, what's the Pashto for bon voyage?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (6FeV1)

348 Commentaries on massive tracts of land
https://tinyurl.com/nwpvv98
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)


This is, how you say, future lower back problems.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (mbFEM)

349 HGT is on my list.

Love those spinners.

But. Skateball is just too unique through the bottom end to compare the two, imo.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (X62pS)

350 9mm up 20-25% since the regulatory shennanigans on Friday afternoon.

Posted by: somedood at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (/z9fK)

351 Jake Sullivan did not answer this question in today's White House Press Briefing:

If the President expected chaos during the final stage of our withdrawal from Afghanistan, why didn't he warn the American people to expect it?

Posted by: Gref at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (AMIL/)

352 btw...

It's early in the afternoon for us to go sideways.

I love it.

Over, Under, sideways, Down?

We know that one.

Posted by: The Yardbirds at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (tOwR9)

353 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?

Limoncello.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

You Sir are a fine Italian-American!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (mD/uy)

354 I'll look around for news today.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (znIQ9)

355 Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston

Once again, the military is trying, but the needle-dicks in Washington have tied their hands.
Total, cowardly, CYA.

And Paul Krugman wouldn't know competence if it bit him in the ass.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (vcOmj)

356


The FBI set up the clowns who were gonna MUH KIDNAP BIG ASSED GRETCH SHINY FACE but somehow failed in their quest to have that noxious shebeast next to them in a stalker van

They set that one up, they set this one up.

Why does it seem that the entire Federal govt is low-key trying to destroy half the country?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (vcPn6)

357 Re A'stan, do I have it right? Biden wants out by 8.31 but now says maybe we stay longer. Nato is trying to get us to stay longer. Taliban says leave by 8.31 or else..

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (hV9ir)

358 " They're lying when they say it wasn't coordinated."

I watched it live. When I saw those guys in black with riot helmets on trying to bust out windows I said those are not Trump supporters.

I don't think I've ever seen those particular clips again. They were from some guy live streaming it.

Posted by: f'd at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (Tnijr)

359 23 "federal officials have arrested more than 570 alleged participants" -- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? How many Antifa-Burn-Loot-Murder smelly savages were arrested last year burning down cities? What is the most amount of people ever arrested in one investigation? I'll bet you it was far less than 570. The FBI needs to be nuked from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Posted by: Elric Blade

All the antifa had on the same uniform, from city to city, yet no coordination to be found there? Show me another Jan sixer with buffalo horns. Fukouttahea!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (kfcYC)

360 One of the biggest scams of the Left is to have one of their constituencies sue the government, have the government put up some pathetic defense until no one is watching anymore and then settle. The transfer of tax dollars to their activists.

If we ever get a Republican administration again, that has to become part of the playbook. Sorry DoJ employees, you have to go on furlough because this year's budget went to pay the class action settlement with the 1/6 patriots.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM (VbI7r)

361 nood polls

no strippers, though

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

362 "@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence."

I wonder if they write what they think about Biden and then delete the negative to make it a positive.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 02:29 PM (Ectld)

363 From the White House: (Why do I not believe their numbers?)

Update:
In the last 24 hours, 28 U.S. military flights evacuated approximately 10,400 people from Kabul. 61 coalition aircrafts evacuated approximately 5,900 people.

Since 8/14 the U.S. has evacuated and facilitated the evacuation of approximately 37,000 people.

Posted by: rickb223 Pronouns: Your Highness, Master at August 23, 2021 02:29 PM (OCTRt)

364 Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
At the very least we're seeing an impressive display of sheer competence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

One of the definition of "sheer" is "very thin; diaphanous". I'm not sure what "diaphanous" means but probably "complete clusterfuck".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 02:29 PM (d9FiS)

365 Oh yippee, FDA made Pfizer Vax official, the passports will be mandatory soon.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (znIQ9)

366 Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 23, 2021 02:26 PM (mbFEM)

And whatever problems having silicone injected into one's body does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (ai5jE)

367 Commentaries on massive tracts of land
https://tinyurl.com/nwpvv98
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 23, 2021


***
I'm of two minds about her, Tess Fowler. On the one hand, great tracts. On the other, she's a little too thick in the waist in some pics, better in others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (/XOcP)

368 but that's .....too much of a good thing.

I much prefer a more balanced figure, e.g. a petite woman with a smaller chest.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (ZsR3z)

369 Coffee?
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2021 02:20 PM


She's from Seattle. You're not going to get away with Folgers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (a3Q+t)

370 357 Re A'stan, do I have it right? Biden wants out by 8.31 but now says maybe we stay longer. Nato is trying to get us to stay longer. Taliban says leave by 8.31 or else..
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Or else we giving the consequences. Taliban have very strong root for giving the consequences.

Posted by: Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (sWM8x)

371 And Paul Krugman wouldn't know competence if it bit him in the ass.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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Interestingly, fellow-traveler Robert Reich could do that without bending over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (WD9ZA)

372 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:03 PM (ai5jE

In the vid he said that he's willing to go to jail for his family and his country

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (DJFLF)

373 One of the biggest scams of the Left is to have one of their constituencies sue the government, have the government put up some pathetic defense until no one is watching anymore and then settle. The transfer of tax dollars to their activists.

If we ever get a Republican administration again, that has to become part of the playbook. Sorry DoJ employees, you have to go on furlough because this year's budget went to pay the class action settlement with the 1/6 patriots.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 23, 2021 02:27 PM


Shit...they're on to us.

Posted by: EPA at August 23, 2021 02:31 PM (n9aSI)

374 Over 73% of ppl over 18 have been vaccinated.
Over 90% of over 65 have been vaccinated.

What difference will it make for everyone to get vaccinated at this point?

Posted by: Ziba at August 23, 2021 02:31 PM (S1hrL)

375 I like big tits, but that's .....too much of a good thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2021 02:24 PM


Concur.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2021 02:31 PM (JUOKG)

376 All you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM (TayrX)
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Flounder. He's with you.
Posted by: Chip Diller at August 23, 2021 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

Don't forget us!
Posted by: Mohammad, Jugdesh, Sidney, and Clayton

This is gonna be great!
Posted by: Flounder at August 23, 2021 02:11 PM (OCTRt)

Well what the hell do you expect us to do, Frank?

Posted by: Stork at August 23, 2021 02:32 PM (4I/2K)

377 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?
Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)


Formaldehyde.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2021 02:32 PM (2JVJo)

378 WH briefings. "Deliberately vague."

Why bother.

Posted by: Ziba at August 23, 2021 02:33 PM (S1hrL)

379 104 CTV: Canadian special forces operating outside Kabul airport to help evacuees

Blaring The Guess Who from their MRAPs.
Posted by: garrett

She's Come Undone?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston
Guns, Guns, Guns

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 23, 2021 02:34 PM (kfcYC)

380 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?
Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)
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As though you will have a choice.

Posted by: Hemlock at August 23, 2021 02:34 PM (WD9ZA)

381 As someone said way upside - no shit, sherlock....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (MViHT)

382 "Biden is not running again. I don't even think he'll make it to the midterms."

Are you kidding? This presidency has to end on...page 4!

Posted by: Corona at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (nakGR)

383 Meanwhile, the right makes memes and hawks pillows on social media, while refusing to talk about the elephant in the room, that a conservative will never win an election in this country again in our lifetimes, because the Deep State controls the voting operations in every key state in the country.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at August 23, 2021 02:18 PM (Do5/p)

It will take some time for the realization to sink in with the general public--most of whom are anemically uninformed--that the country has been suborned by shadowy oligarchs and elections are now just theater for the rubes, as much of a sham as those old Soviet 100% party votes. I honestly don't know how things will play out. I do know the one thing (maybe the only thing) in our favor is the blithering incompetence of our would-be dictators.

Posted by: troyriser at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (pYLCQ)

384 "Then you have five percent, maybe, of these militia groups that were more closely organized."

**************

Former senior law enforcement officials are referring to the FBI as a "more closely organized militia group" now?

Posted by: Tar Bae at August 23, 2021 02:36 PM (hbrUW)

385 When has the FBI ever let a lack of evidence stop them?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2021 02:36 PM (TayrX)

386 Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (MViHT)

Howdy COMM! Pleasant surprise to see you among the daywalkers!

Posted by: Doof at August 23, 2021 02:36 PM (QAusq)

387 WH briefings. "Deliberately vague."
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How does one know the difference between deliberate, and nondeliberate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2021 02:37 PM (L47aO)

388 Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2021 02:30 PM (DJFLF)

Good for him! I hope that many others feel the same way!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2021 02:37 PM (ai5jE)

389 382 "Biden is not running again. I don't even think he'll make it to the midterms."

Are you kidding? This presidency has to end on...page 4!
Posted by: Corona at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (nakGR)

==========

He's going to live to 2035 and run for re-election. He will lose and Kamala will never win an elected position again in her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 23, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

390 Anytime we see these false flag situations, you can pretty much figure the 'alphabets' are involved.
My crazy conspiracy thought right off was Antiquifa. FBI?
Yeah. Any f'n surprise there?

I guess they'll be coming for me soon to sternly wag a finger in my face....;0

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2021 02:41 PM (MViHT)

391 do know the one thing (maybe the only thing) in our favor is the blithering incompetence of our would-be dictators.
Posted by: troyriser at August 23, 2021 02:35 PM (pYLCQ)

Don't see that it even matters. We're not taking advantage of their incompetence now. Why would we do anything if they were competent?

Posted by: Ziba at August 23, 2021 02:43 PM (S1hrL)

392 Holy cow, Doof!
Always a smile from me to you, darlin'!
Hoping to see you this evening, love!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2021 02:45 PM (MViHT)

393 Well yeah, that's kind of the point. Homosexuality is very destructive to a lot of people. It ain't all Chad and Biff living in a fabulous split level bungalow.

I don't "know" if satan is real, but I do know there are a lot of dead people slaughtered just the same. This stuff has an effect in exactly the same way rendering the question moot, if you think about it. Children and young people are impressionable. There's a reason so much money is spent on advertising
Posted by: Common Tater at August 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Z3TUG)

__

Just like heavy metal bands were telling kids to commit suicide right? Come on are we really doing this shit again?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:47 PM (GQ5VU)

394 BTW, Doof - have the martinis ready...could be fun; could be serious...
No one knows how or where ONTs go...
See ya, dude...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2021 02:48 PM (MViHT)

395 380 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?
Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)
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As though you will have a choice.
Posted by: Hemlock at August 23, 2021 02:34 PM (WD9ZA)

I toast your darkness. *clink!*

Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:49 PM (bfZ+X)

396 Don't see that it even matters. We're not taking advantage of their incompetence now. Why would we do anything if they were competent?
Posted by: Ziba at August 23, 2021 02:43 PM (S1hrL)

An overconfident, none-too-bright opponent is always an advantage. To your second point, paraphrasing Lenin, I guess we'll find out 'What Is To Be Done' when the economy collapses and people start going hungry.

Posted by: troyriser at August 23, 2021 02:49 PM (pYLCQ)

397 I was just listening to the beginning of Sebastian Gorka's radio show, and he had a recording of an American woman (with children...WTF?) in Kabul, trapped in a house, and expecting to get killed by the Taliban roaming around Kabul. She sounded terrified.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 23, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

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You take your kids to Kabul and then are shocked - SHOCKED I TELL YA - that things may not work out for you? Fuck you. You made your decision now you get to live with it. I'm so tired of these people who take extreme risky positions in life and then need to be bailed out.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 23, 2021 02:50 PM (GQ5VU)

398 377 So ... what's your end-days drink of choice?
Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:21 PM (bfZ+X)

Formaldehyde.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2021 02:32 PM (2JVJo)

Mary, do you have a 'practically perfect' recipe for that cocktail?

Posted by: Coki at August 23, 2021 02:50 PM (bfZ+X)

399 266 Oh, there was one death "associated" with J6, but they will not say her name.

True I missed that omission. There was one person who died as a direct result of the events on January 6th. Ashli Babbitt who was gunned down by someone for climbing in a window. But the article makes it sound like an insane mob murdered a bunch of people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I understand there was a second female protester who was crushed to death by having the crowd pushed over her on some steps by the Cap Pol. One brutality-enthusiast officer wouldn't stop clubbing her, had to constrained by another, and they would not let the crowd rescue her. Other people being crushed almost to death were rescued. But at least he didn't lie in wait for a woman half his size to shoot in the neck without warning for hugs and accolades from Republican Sen Cramer.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 23, 2021 02:52 PM (kfcYC)

400 nood, something something something TLR

Posted by: Scott_T at August 23, 2021 02:54 PM (2waQ7)

401 l you losers do is sit around and talk. It is time for direct action. Who is with me?
Posted by: Frank Bryant Ivins at August 23, 2021 02:02 PM

Do you have enough C-5? I have some in my van, come see. Also, do you like puppies?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid FBI Informant at August 23, 2021 03:03 PM (49Exr)

402 364

One of the definition of "sheer" is "very thin; diaphanous". I'm not sure what "diaphanous" means but probably "complete clusterfuck".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 23, 2021 02:29 PM

I just hope that the optical diaphanous polyalloy transducers can fit on one of their retinas.

Posted by: I-Spy Special Agent Alex Scott at August 23, 2021 03:39 PM (Do5/p)

403 Defund the:

FBI
CIA
NSA
DNI

Fire all the useless, butt-niffing bastards!

TRUMP 2024!

Posted by: Kurtz at August 23, 2021 03:49 PM (Sd2Sn)

404 I'm afraid of the Smegma variant

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 23, 2021 03:49 PM (FXT2u)

405 oops wrong thread...maybe I'm already infected

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 23, 2021 03:51 PM (FXT2u)

406 Man, and to think, I went through the charade of straw-gun purchases for Operation Fast and Furious, when I should have airlifted arms to the cartels [palm-slap].

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 23, 2021 04:04 PM (S6ArX)

407 But, but - the DHS is supposed to have the goods on the 1/6 insurrection.

Posted by: Davod at August 23, 2021 05:16 PM (fGRf+)

408 Hi there friends, its impressive paragraph regarding cultureand entirely defined, keep it up all the time.

Posted by: j.mp at August 30, 2021 04:21 AM (YxwmA)

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