Kabul Collapse Cafe: Give the People Vhat They Vant Edition

Very cute dog decides who he wants to cuddle with.

Can you spot the guilty dog?

Angry, hissing feral kitten rescued from septic tank hole has badly broken legs and the prognosis is that she will never walk again. But she learns to accept human kindness... and also how to walk.

Traveling the country in an RV with six rescue dogs.

Inman: Punch fascists -- it's Patriotic!

Antifa versus car: Car wins.

Barbecue mishap.

Asshole driver plays asshole games, wins asshole prizes.

This guy's just knocking people out left and right.

Some more Nosey Parkers:



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1 1st

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 06:31 PM (znIQ9)

2 Vermin...

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 06:32 PM (V13WU)

3 Over/under on how many days until they prop up the Disney animatronic version of Biden in the Oval Office?

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 18, 2021 06:32 PM (kUGet)

4 Bat fans called, onto the funnies and smack downs

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 06:33 PM (znIQ9)

5 Government needs more Ditka.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 06:33 PM (OoCxN)

6 Theres a good donkey

Kill the bats with fire

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 06:33 PM (hQVBP)

7 Octopus video is pretty cool.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 06:35 PM (V13WU)

8 Yay, cute animals. And bats.
Sigh....bats....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, gaming PC at August 18, 2021 06:36 PM (eeRB6)

9 Bats!

Where's the sea otters though?
*pouts*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 06:36 PM (82dwe)

10 Bats!

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2021 06:36 PM (mbFEM)

11 Guilty dog's name is Ruger.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2021 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

12 WTF does BBQ guy throw on there?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 06:37 PM (znIQ9)

13 That's not *quite* The Donkey Show...but it's close.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:37 PM (Bmy3R)

14 Moar fuzzy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 18, 2021 06:37 PM (wAnMi)

15 Disney Joe lasts until the check bounces.

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2021 06:38 PM (r4sI4)

16 That octopus video is really cool.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2021 06:38 PM (IJ2s7)

17 Asshole driver plays asshole games, wins asshole prizes.

LOL - "Free ride to Vegas!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:39 PM (Bmy3R)

18 Some theorize if there's alien life on the planet, they're it. Gotta admit, they're weird (and smart) AF. How can they tell what sort of surface they're on? Some great videos putting them on different surfaces, including checkerboards.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 18, 2021 06:39 PM (wAnMi)

19 >>Over/under on how many days until they prop up the Disney animatronic version of Biden in the Oval Office?



Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Dana Carvey at August 18, 2021 06:39 PM (bDqIh)

20 That octopus video is really cool.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Like eight ways cool

Posted by: Multifaceted Miklos at August 18, 2021 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

21 Octopus video is pretty cool.
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 06:35 PM (V13WU)


See #18

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 18, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

22 dammit, willowed:

Here's a funny Coof Karen meme:

https://media.communities.win/post/
tjkXJgG1.jpeg

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 18, 2021 06:40 PM (DXFDM)

23 I think I am moving into support for Trump in 2024. Keep DeSantis in FL. But Grennell has to be Chief of Staff.

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2021 06:40 PM (mbFEM)

24 Grey Kelly just asked Trump about 2024...

"I love this country and I hate to see what's happening to it. I think a lot of people will be very happy.

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2021 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

25 Anti-antipanties are always so restrained. You never see a good stomp to the face.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 18, 2021 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

26 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

27 I think Mike Pompeo has been auditioning for VP.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

28 Three in a row. It must be shift change.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

29 Can't figure out what was thrown on the fire either... I don't think it was LOX but, it sure sorta fired up that BBQ.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2021 06:43 PM (EfNTU)

30 I was nooded upon so I'll repost.This is hilarious. Trolling at the pro level. Digital billboard in Wilmington. Watch the whole clip.

https://tinyurl.com/trp9rn2w

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsinged at August 18, 2021 06:44 PM (FrjjO)

31 24 Grey Kelly just asked Trump about 2024...

"I love this country and I hate to see what's happening to it. I think a lot of people will be very happy.
Posted by: Tami


MAGA...A 2024 - Make America Great Again...Again

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2021 06:44 PM (1r35O)

32 Can't figure out what was thrown on the fire either...


Throwing water on a good grease fire will do that fireball. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has one eyebrow at August 18, 2021 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

33
And Biden is calling a lid tomorrow, looks like. He's gonna take a long 3-day weekend back in Delware. They say he's not sleeping too well, and need to take a long nap back home.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)

34 Where is Kamala? Why is she not enraged about the way women folk are being treated in Afghanistan?

Is she too busy suckin stuff to address her women are the future cultists?

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (haWye)

35 See #18
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 18, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

they are not the only ones ! I watch some sort of fish creature - looked flat like flounder, so the same. There are eels that also adapt to environment. If I had my wish I'd have amphibian lungs....

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (V13WU)

36

lulz: the failed lousy "asian (oriental) superhero movie" Shang Chi receives the Exact Same Response From Literally ALL the fake Movie "Critics"

They all say the exact same thing: "Absolute triumph."

I shit you not. All the "critics" use that exact phrase. What are the odds?? What a coincidence!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (N8iKR)

37 Even when the Japanese were suffering Victory Disease they still tried to carry out war games to anticipate what the Americans would do at Midway.

The Bidet cabal, in their narcissism of perfection, can't even bring themselves to do that.

"You see a man wise in his own eyes, there's more hope for a fool than for him." - Proverbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (HWf5o)

38 Grennell should be Sec of State.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (5HBd1)

39 for those of you who liked the dog rescuing the woman from the pool, you tube has one by The Dodo--dog saves his little girl from the ocean.

He's worried that she's drowning, but she's just playing in the waves.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (AwPyG)

40 @33 if he left on Wednesday how is it a three day weekend?

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (mbFEM)

41
Ace, tonight's Cafe is....

An Absolute Triumph!

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:47 PM (N8iKR)

42 All of my dogs have done the I Am Not Asleep thingy. Not sure why they fight sleep, they all have clear consciences.

Posted by: clutch at August 18, 2021 06:47 PM (yJT0V)

43 I did not know octopi could do that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 06:47 PM (2JVJo)

44 DeSantis/Grennel 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:47 PM (HWf5o)

45

Throwing water on a good grease fire will do that fireball. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



Absolute Triumph!

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:47 PM (N8iKR)

46 >Can't figure out what was thrown on the fire either... I don't think it was LOX but, it sure sorta fired up that BBQ.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2021 06:43 PM (EfNTU)

Could be non-dairy creamer. Not that I ever bought a shit-ton of that from the Winco bulk food aisle as a kid to throw on bonfires...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (DXFDM)

47 Math is racist. If the POTATUS's 4-day weekend identifies as a 3-day weekend, who are we to judge?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (Bmy3R)

48 Grennell should be Sec of State.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (5HBd1)


FBI Director.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has one eyebrow at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

49 What did the octopi do to Kurt this time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (HWf5o)

50 This thread is an absolute triumph.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

51
Throwing water on a good grease fire will do that fireball. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Thanks for the heads up, hopefully you didn't learn that in the new man cave!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (EfNTU)

52 >> Is she too busy suckin stuff to address her women are the future cultists?

She said you "ain't gonna pin this shit on me!", Sunday, from the rumor mill. Rumor was, since Uncle Joe wasn't up to it, they tried to get her to go out and make some statement as the Kabul clusterfuck was unfolding.

She refused, saying they weren't going to pin it on her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)

53 they are not the only ones ! I watch some sort of fish creature - looked flat like flounder, so the same. There are eels that also adapt to environment. If I had my wish I'd have amphibian lungs....
Posted by: runner


Cuttlefish probably. They have chromatophores (color changing skin cells) like octopuses do.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (1r35O)

54 What did that dude throw on the bbq?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (zH+TV)

55
Dixon Cider/Duncan McCockner 2024

Absolute Triumph!

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (N8iKR)

56 My favorite guilty dog video> https://tinyurl.com/2c2br4zr

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (8SSHh)

57 That video of the hissssssy feral kitty with the bad back legs is pretty heartwarming. I never cease to be amazed at how TLC transforms these critters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

58 Sundowner is laying low until he comes out to talk ice cream hoping his Propaganda Ministry covers his butt.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (znIQ9)

59 Love those bat babies!

Thanks Ace!

What ever happened to chins? None of these pasty, underfed utes today seem to able to take a punch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

60 20 That octopus video is really cool.
Posted by: CaliGirl

...........

I ate one in France once. It was like eating a garden hose.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (H1AD2)

61 Biden's calling a "long weekend" on wednesday, and Kamala hasn't been seen in public in 6 days. She's going to vietnam, too--because vietnam is a good look for someone angling to be the next dem president.

I dunno, I hate saying that something's up, but maybe something really is up.

Newsom sold his no. cal. house, too.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

62
Math is racist. If the POTATUS's 4-day weekend identifies as a 3-day weekend, who are we to judge?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Remember that three letter word J-O-B-S

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

63 Grey Kelly just asked Trump about 2024...

"I love this country and I hate to see what's happening to it. I think a lot of people will be very happy.
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2021 06:41 PM (cF8AT)


I wish someone would ask him, in light of the betrayals, backstabbings and outright disobedience he experienced from his staff, his cabinet, his military and the GOP, has he learned his damned lesson?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (2JVJo)

64 24 Grey Kelly just asked Trump about 2024...

I read that as "Grace Kelly asked..." and man did I do a double-take.

My dyslxelia...it skucs!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Bmy3R)

65 *watches octopus video*

Oh yeah, life totally evolved at random, yup yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (GbPPJ)

66
This thread is an absolute triumph.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


^^
This comment is an absolute triumph!

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (N8iKR)

67
Could be non-dairy creamer. Not that I ever bought a shit-ton of that from the Winco bulk food aisle as a kid to throw on bonfires...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

I'll take that under advisement.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (EfNTU)

68 ace's posts are an absolute triumph!

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

69 Serious if somewhat ugly question: military and embassy personnel aside, are any of the Americans currently trapped in Afghanistan over there for a reason other than war related graft and/or grift? I'm not saying it's right that our dumbass leadership threw them under the bus, but I am reminded of both the dogs-and-fleas allegory as well as the Southern filibusters who got the bad ending when the cash flow dried up.

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (UewuT)

70 *wavies to the Empress*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (HWf5o)

71 That kitten video was really touching. I'm so glad she regained the use of her back legs. There's a huge orange top/white bottom cat who comes around my backyard occasionally. Feral dude. Hungry too. I've slowly been making progress getting close to him - you have to have patience and let the kittehs' trust develop over time. In fact, better to walk away after some time in vicinity rather than let the cat run off suddenly for some reason. Then they get to not having their fear response kick in. I've now gotten to within 3' of him (with food). "Pretty Girl" seems to tolerate him so long as I'm around to reassure her that this is her home.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (KAi1n)

72 Octopuses. Greek versus Latin.

Yeah. My elementary teacher was full of shit.

Posted by: Dominion Systems. at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (xopIz)

73 Apparently Biden was pushing bugging out of A-Stan while he was VP. Was the Biden Crime Family not getting a piece of the A-Stan graft?

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (qH4Vk)

74 MAGA...A 2024 - Make America Great Again...Again

2024 won't be MAGA. It will be "Save America."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (w5raC)

75 Not LOX on the bbq. It would have been worse than that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM (1R20R)

76 if he left on Wednesday how is it a three day weekend?
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (mbFEM)


Three letter word JOBS.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (AiZBA)

77 Remember that three letter word J-O-B-S
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

Right! Briben hates all the maths.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Bmy3R)

78 We have been trying to domesticate a feral cat for going on three years. She will eat our food, and has slept inside exactly one night. She will even let you stroke her one time. But one time only, a 2nd try gets the hissing and running away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

79 I shit you not. All the "critics" use that exact phrase. What are the odds?? What a coincidence!

************

Instead of watching Disney movies, I watch the Critical Drinkers reviews of Disney movies.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (hQVBP)

80 Off voting integrity system sock

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (xopIz)

81 Madam VP what is your plan for the suffering women of Afghanistan?


Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ahhhhhh! Nobody cares more about the women than I do. I have been in contact with afghani women. They are happy with the taliban.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 06:52 PM (OoCxN)

82 She said you "ain't gonna pin this shit on me!", Sunday, from the rumor mill. Rumor was, since Uncle Joe wasn't up to it, they tried to get her to go out and make some statement as the Kabul clusterfuck was unfolding.

That's what you look for in a leader of a country. I mean right?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2021 06:52 PM (w5raC)

83 Kamala will Tweet #GiveBackOurGirls

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:52 PM (HWf5o)

84 [Grennell]
FBI Director.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

FBI wholesale liquidator.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 06:52 PM (KAi1n)

85 At times like these, everyone, there's only one thing we can do: sing the blues.

The Biden Remorse Blues
by qdpsteve

Got so much bad news that I wanna cry
I got so much sad news that I wanna die
I got illegals to the right o' me
And there's wild inflation to the side o' me
We got a VP that's a cacklin' witch
We got four-star general that looks like a bitch
I got the big-time Biden Remorse Blues
I'll bet my bacon that you got 'em too...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

86 dog = me 11:30 a.m. and around 4:30 p.m. while watching TV.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (UHVv4)

87 I LIKE bats. Bats eat insects that try to eat me. Bats are good. If i weren't living in a rented place, I'd have at least one bat house outside.

Posted by: empire 1 at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (JJatH)

88 Someone with photoshop skills needs to superimpose Commie-la's head onto Jane Fonda sitting in that PAVN gunner's seat.

Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (/ZrpN)

89 Did Kamala buy a one way ticket to Argentina?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (HWf5o)

90 "Was the Biden Crime Family not getting a piece of the A-Stan graft?"

Plus the CIA and Military brass was keeping all the sweet poppy money for themselves.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (qH6FZ)

91
Read the reviews. It's surreal.
It's like Dominion replaced replaced "a vote for biden" with "absolute triumph" for all the "critical" reviews.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:53 PM (N8iKR)

92 @44

I saw a thought-provoking post on gab--maybe by wendy rogers, or somebody who's legit.

They pointed out that several of the big Florida counties had very shady totals, too, but so far DeSantis has made no move to ask for audits

Legitimate point.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

93 I bet Joe actually *was* up to it for once, but he just wanted to dump his shit on VeepThroat. If that's the case, Kumala smelled it out and said f*ck naw, bitch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (Bmy3R)

94 Trump 2024 better be beast mode. I will accept nothing less. If he doesnt leave his third term with 99% of the federal bureaucracy in smoldering ashes I will call him a name .

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (hQVBP)

95 *waves to AP*

*smishes MP4*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (GbPPJ)

96 Octopus Escape Room Challenge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=303S9kOxd0c

Look at Harvey Cthulhu slither through the escape tube about halfway in.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 18, 2021 06:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

97 It's an absolute triumph.

For me to poop on.

Posted by: Absolutely Triumph at August 18, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

98 "69 Serious if somewhat ugly question: military and embassy personnel aside, are any of the Americans currently trapped in Afghanistan over there for a reason other than war related graft and/or grift? I'm not saying it's right that our dumbass leadership threw them under the bus, but I am reminded of both the dogs-and-fleas allegory as well as the Southern filibusters who got the bad ending when the cash flow dried up."
********
For what it's worth, if you were an American civilian in Afghanistan and you didn't boogie out after the 2020 election, you're dumber than Joey B.

Posted by: Cosda at August 18, 2021 06:55 PM (Egelg)

99 So now Biden is throwing Obama under the bus?

Popcorn! Gitcher popcorn here!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

100 Guilty dog was guilty, just like a kid

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 06:56 PM (znIQ9)

101 63-I wish someone would ask him, in light of the betrayals, backstabbings and outright disobedience he experienced from his staff, his cabinet, his military and the GOP, has he learned his damned lesson?

Same here, but somewhere along the line he needs to address the Personnel failures and tell us why it will be better this time. The Answer has to be something along the lines of, he will not be hiring Establishment GOP

Posted by: Joe the Turnip says you're damn right Trump won at August 18, 2021 06:56 PM (Tc2CN)

102 48 Grennell should be Sec of State.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 18, 2021 06:46 PM (5HBd1)

FBI Director.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has one eyebrow at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

ALL the jobs!

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (cF8AT)

103 >I dunno, I hate saying that something's up, but maybe something really is up.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

I don't normally put a lot of stock in these type of rumors of something big going down, but I've been seeing them in a lot of disparate places on the internet, so my antennae are definitely twitching when that happens. Maybe everyone's just edgy because we haven't had a failure like this in 20 years, who knows. But I'd keep my head on a swivel right now...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (DXFDM)

104 87 I LIKE bats. Bats eat insects that try to eat me. Bats are good. If i weren't living in a rented place, I'd have at least one bat house outside.
Posted by: empire 1 at A

I like bats too. I put up bat houses but they like living behind my shutters better. They also live in my umbrellas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (IJ2s7)

105 I wish someone would ask him, in light of the betrayals, backstabbings and outright disobedience he experienced from his staff, his cabinet, his military and the GOP, has he learned his damned lesson?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Fuckin' A. Because if not, there's no point.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (OX9vb)

106 77 Remember that three letter word J-O-B-S
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2021 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

Right! Briben hates all the maths.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Bmy3R)

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f**k things up

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (yrol0)

107 I guess Chaz and Jerry now know they have weak chins and need to put up their guard before sparring with a stranger.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2021 06:57 PM (JTpIQ)

108
One bat!

Two bats!

Three bats!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Posted by: Count von Count at August 18, 2021 06:58 PM (gbfHZ)

109 If that's the case, Kumala smelled it out and said f*ck naw, bitch.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


AND, "book me a photo-op trip NOW!!"

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 18, 2021 06:58 PM (r1z5A)

110 Creepy octopus-like beings in books?

Setebos, the many handed cuttlefish in Dan Simmons' two book mash up of a twilight culture and the Iliad and post-humans in Ilium/Olympos.

More cuttlefish in Vernor Vinge's Fire Upon the Deep.

Posted by: 13times at August 18, 2021 06:58 PM (Bg+1a)

111 Hi

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 18, 2021 06:58 PM (Vxu+H)

112 That octopus made me hungry.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (0OP+5)

113 94 Trump 2024 better be beast mode. I will accept nothing less. If he doesnt leave his third term with 99% of the federal bureaucracy in smoldering ashes I will call him a name .
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (hQVBP)

Bang Megan on debate stage and she has her first real orgasm.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0)

114 yay bats again I appreciate the effort to find bats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

115 Reset everything. Abolish all government agencies and regulations. Start over from scratch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (OoCxN)

116 Well let's see.

- 9/11 in 2001
- loss of Afghanistan in 2021

I hate to see what's coming up in 2041.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

117 Both my weimaraners were just like that. They would sit on the couch and fade away then jerk back awake. They would do that 4 or 5 times and finally collapse onto each other.

Posted by: Megthered at August 18, 2021 07:00 PM (hIUuz)

118
I LIKE bats.
Posted by: empire 1



What's that song that goes I like dreaming...because dreaming can you make you mine?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:00 PM (N8iKR)

119 I like bats. Poor little blind buggers that live by night and are loathed by most people. They eat lots and lots of insects for us, so at least give them that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:00 PM (Bmy3R)

120 Watching these Antifa beat downs, or ups, people really need to be taught how to punch.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 07:00 PM (8SSHh)

121 Octopuses are smart. They really do make little gardens.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:00 PM (AwPyG)

122 The Nam trip was probably planned some time ago, trying to time it so she'd be out of country when A-Stan fell. Taliban won too quickly and caught her in DC.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2021 07:01 PM (qH4Vk)

123 "I hate to see what's coming up in 2041.
Posted by: qdpsteve "
*******
Not really looking forward to the rest of 2021. And we thought 2020 sucked.

Posted by: Cosda at August 18, 2021 07:02 PM (Egelg)

124 Octopuses are smart. They really do make little gardens.

*****

I recently learned they have an actual mini brain in each of their tentacles.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 07:02 PM (hQVBP)

125 I hate to see what's coming up in 2041.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)
'
If man is still alive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2021 07:02 PM (Irn0L)

126 I like bats as much as the next guy, but when they come swooping through the living room startling the daylights out of me, they're getting whacked with a broom.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (qH6FZ)

127 I'm kind of surprised the admin is blowing out of town just when the AZ audit report is (supposedly) coming out.

You'd think they would run a huge distraction. Maybe they'll do the 25th amendment, or something.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

128 I like big bats and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a rat flies in on webbed wings
And starts throwin' SONAR pings
You get sprung

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (1r35O)

129 The Ace of Spades blog is a triumph.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (Fs5vw)

130 Man has cried a billion tears

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (AwPyG)

131 Walking kitten... sure is smokey in this room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

132 Well they did find Human remains in one of the landing gear bays of a C-17A Globemaster III upon landing. AFOSI has opened an investigation into the matter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (HWf5o)

133 I read recently that when a male octopus wants to 'get it on' with a female he likes, he literally rips his penis off and throws it at her....

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

134 That guy in the store is sockin' fools like Patrick Swayze

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

135 @124

that's kind of scary. You can see them sitting in their caves, thinking evil octopus thoughts.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

136 Are Octopi as smart as Ringo?

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (r4sI4)

137 126 I like bats as much as the next guy, but when they come swooping through the living room startling the daylights out of me, they're getting whacked with a broom.
Posted by: lowandslow at Augu

Tennis racquet works better. They can't find their way out of the door.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (IJ2s7)

138 Weird looking chihuahuas in that last video. Well behaved though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

139 Man has cried a billion tears
Posted by: artemis

Now do women

Posted by: Miklos, with shoulder for the right lady at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

140 Nobody likes my blues stylings??
Guess I better re-think the album release...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)

141 "I recently learned they have an actual mini brain in each of their tentacles."

It's like having eight dicks.

Posted by: Absolutely Triumph at August 18, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

142 At this point octopi are smarter than Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (HWf5o)

143 >I read recently that when a male octopus wants to 'get it on' with a female he likes, he literally rips his penis off and throws it at her....
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

"I know, right!"

--King Missile

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (DXFDM)

144 Trump 2024 better be beast mode. I will accept nothing less. If he doesnt leave his third term with 99% of the federal bureaucracy in smoldering ashes I will call him a name .
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 06:54 PM (hQVBP)


This. Tell judges to fuck themselves, tell the press not to come within a mile of him, tell the cabinet and the JCS that the first order he gives that isn't carried out, they will be. Tell the GOP that if they don't work with him, he will EO their asses into the ground.

I want jail terms. I want people driven to suicide. I want insurrectionist cities locked down and leveled with the 82nd Airborne.

**smishes AtC**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (2JVJo)

145
Any 2024 campaign, if there is one, whether Trump or other (who is more Trump-like than Trump, if there is one) needs to be about nothing less than the wholesale cleaning house of the US govt. from top Deep Staters down to the janitors.

The Pentagon, State, "IC", NIH, CDC, every damn thing needs to be cleaned out.

Hell at the Pentagon, I like everyone from O-6 up ought to be fired.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (Mzdiz)

146 We'll see what happens when the deadbeat renters are finally evicted and have to try and get housing with all the new "immigrants" in their area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (5HBd1)

147 Man has cried a billion tears



that is nothing I dated a girl the did that in an evening

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (qExcO)

148 AFOSI has opened an investigation into the matter.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Getting too old for this

Posted by: the Unimpeachable Robert Muller at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

149 In 7mos. we're at the point where "I think grandpa has dementia." to "Grandpa's acting Presidential."

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (r1z5A)

150 "Nobody likes my blues stylings?? "

The harmonica sucks and blows.

Posted by: Absolutely Triumph at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

151 C'con man. Vietnamese t-shirts are great.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (xopIz)

152 You guys better knock it off, or Kurt Eichenwald is going to darken our doorstep soon.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (DXFDM)

153 Dworkin, had to look that one up...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

154 I hate to see what's coming up in 2041.
Posted by: qdpsteve

"In the year 2525..."

Posted by: forward thinking Miklos at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)

155 it is amazing that the entire biden admin is out of town for this

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (qExcO)

156 We used to get little bats that would fall into our wood stove in the summer. We'd put on gloves and fish them out, all covered with ashes and upset, brush em off and let them go outdoors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

157 I recently learned they have an actual mini brain in each of their tentacles.


I think usually academics stretching the definition of brain to get a buzz. Like when gastro researchers say your gut is another brain.

Posted by: jason_farnon at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (LB689)

158 I saw an eagle come zooming out of the sky and just miss striking a bunny rabbit the other morning. Just out on the balcony drinking my coffee and saw this little half-grown rabbit turn tail in the middle of the street and dive for the underside of a van parked by the road. Just as I thought "woah- that was weird! That ain't no jackrabbit but it jumped like one, and did a 180!"

Then ZOOM! down comes an eagle, talons bared. So fast! I couldn't look for a second but the bunny made it. Then the eagle sat up top of the van for a good 20 minutes while the rabbit trembled in fear underneath.

That wass some tense shit, man. The eagle was magnificent, but I'm glad it got its breakfast somewhere else, as the rabbit won the waiting game in the end.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:07 PM (Bmy3R)

159 The President is acting like grampa.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (xopIz)

160 If man is still alive
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Sorry

Posted by: forward thinking Miklos but late at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)

161 Let's see how the tyrannical takeover of the usa is going:

Introduce low lethal bio weapon, check. Create mass fear and panic, check. Shut down economy and isolate people, check. Allow black block terrorists to burn loot and murder, arrest people defending themselves, check. Steal election, check. Shut down schools, check. Force vaccinations, check. Create inflation and scarcity, check. Create scapegoats in population, check. Open southern border, check. Create foreign policy disaster, check. More inflation, check. Create more panic, check. Shut down schools again, check. Force booster vaccinations, check. Isolate again, check. More mandates, check. Will the next crisis, real or created, be the one to break the camels' back?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (r+sAi)

162 *pauses*

Joey Bidet sporting shorts, sunglasses, and a t-shirt that reads 'we like you long time'

Leisure Suit Larry the Golden Year.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (HWf5o)

163 You know one of the sad thing: They are contemptable examples of human beings. Biden has done more for the Dem wish list than even Obama in half the time... and yet they all abandon him the minute they have optics they cannot massage.

I despise disloyalty, even among my enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (z4k8L)

164 it is amazing that the entire biden admin is out of town for this

Grampa gave me the football.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 18, 2021 07:08 PM (Xrfse)

165 The guy singing to the donkey is so very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (gLRfa)

166 Man has cried a billion tears

"I only cried 96 of them"
--Question Mark & The Mysterians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

167 Yeah I'm not buying a tennis racket just to do battle once every few years with a bat. It might take ten or fifteen minutes with a broom but I usually get the kill shot in.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (qH6FZ)

168 >>> Man has cried a billion tears
Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:04 PM (AwPyG)


Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes


^^^ This guy gets it

Posted by: Event Horizon at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (zH+TV)

169 The President is acting like grampa.

Well, Joe was yelling at clouds earlier.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

170 "We'd put on gloves and fish them out, all covered with ashes and upset, brush em off and let them go outdoors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

That's batash!

Posted by: f'd at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

171 Donkeys are really sweet natured, nice creatures. Mules are asshoe, but Donkeys are really nice and gentle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

172 qdpsteve: "I read recently that when a male octopus wants to 'get it on' with a female he likes, he literally rips his penis off and throws it at her...."

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, 'cause I've worked in a lot of crevasses, and I tell you, octopuses do that all the time.

Posted by: Octopus at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

173 Posobiec: Susan Rice reportedly telling friends privately this was one of most incompetent national security disasters in American history.

Ya think?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (XGAZE)

174 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other? some folks are running for their life and getting chased (must be non-taliban?), others just standing around shooting the breeze (must be taliban?). how do they know who to hassle? if you have a weapon?

Posted by: jason_farnon at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (LB689)

175 Is she too busy suckin stuff to address her women are the future cultists?
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (haWye)

Ummmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

176 When Susan Rice calls you incompetent, then you truly are incompetent

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (HWf5o)

177 Nobody likes my blues stylings??
Guess I better re-think the album release...
Posted by: qdpsteve

*offers vintage Hohner with instruction guide "Blues in 5 Easy Wimmin "*

Posted by: nobody knows the trouble Miklos has seen or caused at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)

178
I'm basically thinking what I would do were I POTUS. First thing, I'd appoint some ass-kicking "investigators", guys I could trust, and give them the full power to go in every agency and just start firing and arresting people. Given them full security clearance with instructions to let everything hang out. Find and make public all the dirty shit they've been doing.

These people would be armed and have instructions to shoot in the head anyone who resisted them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)

179 Look, it's Tulsi:

https://rumble.com/vlbgwy-afghanistan.html

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (YynYJ)

180 I like bats. Poor little blind buggers that live by night and are loathed by most people

***********

One bat can have over 200 variations of corona viruses.

TWO.

HUNDRED.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (hQVBP)

181 Will the next crisis, real or created, be the one to break the camels' back?

Too late.

Posted by: The Camel at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (Xrfse)

182 > I read recently that when a male octopus wants to 'get it on' with a female he likes, he literally rips his penis off and throws it at her....
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

See "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (XGAZE)

183 Them are some odd looking foxes....

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (u+Y3T)

184 @TheInsiderPaper

JUST IN GOP House Leader and Senate Leader request a classified briefing with Gang of Eight over Afghanistan

https://tinyurl.com/yfaa99ev


YAWN.....

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2021 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

185 Miklos, thanks for the equipment ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

186 it is amazing that the entire biden admin is out of town for this
Posted by: confederatefifth

out to lunch

Posted by: Miklosian Minor Corrections LLP at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)

187 SecDef saying he does not have the authority to escort civilians to the airport.

Dude, GIVE YOURSELF the authority as a fucking human being. As a Man. Or at least forcibly look the other way while your subordinates violate Choo-Choo's expressed desire for thousands of people to die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

188 in fairness susn rice is a liar and an idiot, she would be a whore too but she is to ugly so nobody would do her

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (qExcO)

189 "in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other"

If you look like a wildman and smell like a skunk's asshole you are probably ok.

Posted by: f'd at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Tnijr)

190 Jack Proboscis is writing a DC fan-fic one line at a time on twitter.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (zH+TV)

191 https://tinyurl.com/hbeme5w5
Tweet saying 229 Christian missionaries are threatened with death sentence

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (znIQ9)

192 I've been right about every foreign policy issue in the last 40 years.

Trust me.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2021 07:13 PM (xopIz)

193 One bat can have over 200 variations of corona viruses.

TWO.

HUNDRED.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger


And you'll need a shot for every one of them.

Posted by: The CDC at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (r1z5A)

194 Is Kamala going to Vietnam to celebrate the lifting of people off roof tops with helicopters. They tore down
the American embassy after it sat empty for sometime.
Its a park now, wish they had put a KFC there, it would be fitting.

Posted by: Colin at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (UF8gN)

195 Am I the only one who thinks that (1) no one is in charge of the military and (2) if China said "surrender or we nuke you", whatever cabal is sort of running things would say "Yes, Chairman"....

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (u+Y3T)

196 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other?

**

I'm sure it's something simple like a particular decoration or scarf.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Afghanistan's the same as Biden increasing insulin costs because Trump did it at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (BGev3)

197 My rosary offer is still open, but the stones I intended to use don't have holes large enough for the 20-ga wire they need for support. So I'm looking for beads with larger holes.

Anyone who's asked, and anyone who e-mails me with a request, will definitely get one, but not as nice as I'd wanted to send out. Or as quickly. Please forgive me.

Posted by: empire 1 at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (JJatH)

198
For the military, I'd fire everyone down to O-6. If any of that were still good, you know a Patton type, they could stay, but I don't know if any exist.

Then, per some musings of an A-stan Marine vet I was reading, I would get some of the top gunnery sergeants from the Marine Corp and promote them to 4-star generals. They would run the clean-up operation of the Pentagon and military establishment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

199 Two hundred!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Xrfse)

200 See "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

King Missile?

Damn!

I had almost forgotten!

Posted by: Miklosian Road Trip Musics SA de CV at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)

201 187 SecDef saying he does not have the authority to escort civilians to the airport.

==
the new Vichy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (oEn12)

202 179 Look, it's Tulsi:

https://rumble.com/vlbgwy-afghanistan.html
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward



Nekid yoga?

Posted by: Puddleglum, DoD contractor at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (QFVV9)

203 SecDef doesn't have authority to escort civilians to the airport? Bullshit. Happens all the time. Dulles is local travel. Just put the claim in DTS.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (V8JPv)

204 speaking of friend or foe, my dad was in the WWII invasion of France, and he said they gave the allied soldiers "cricket" noisemakers, to identify themselves.

He said it was pretty exciting, waiting in the dark as a figure approached, deciding how long to wait before you just shot him.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:16 PM (AwPyG)

205 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

I've been binge-watching the early, silent Our Gang film shorts, and Dinah the very stubborn Mule was practically a member of the cast LOL. That was one well-trained mule though. Dinah was often asshoe but sometimes came to the rescue.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:16 PM (Bmy3R)

206 See "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (XGAZE)

Good tune! Funky beat

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:16 PM (mZUr4)

207 top gunnery sergeants from the Marine Corp and promote them to 4-star generals. They would run the clean-up operation of the Pentagon and military establishment.

STEINER WILL COME!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (QKOsW)

208 This thread is an absolute triumph.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

^^
This comment is an absolute triumph!
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 06:50 PM


Remember, this, too, shall pass.

Posted by: The bat in the chariot at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

209 All this octopus talk is gonna attract Kurt Eichenwald, I just know it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (Bmy3R)

210 I just watched Shufflin Joe's interview with the snuffalaphagus. Am I the only one who thinks that entire thing was carefully choreographed? Expect to see more of that when/if Resident Joe returns to the romper room.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsinged at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (FrjjO)

211 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (znIQ9)

212 Authority or not, sometimes you have to do what is right. The sec def doesn't act because he doesn't give a rats ass about American serfs.

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (u+Y3T)

213 196 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other?

**

I'm sure it's something simple like a particular decoration or scarf.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMW

Like signals if you were gay a long time ago? Bandanna in the back pocket or a single earring?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2021 07:18 PM (IJ2s7)

214 >>> Am I the only one who thinks that (1) no one is in charge of the military and (2) if China said "surrender or we nuke you", whatever cabal is sort of running things would say "Yes, Chairman"....
Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:14 PM (u+Y3T)

I think China already did that. Not threaten the country no, because none of our leaders give a shit about any of us. I believe China threatened them personally through assets put in place and kept near our leaders in regards to their lives and their livelihood. Our leaders have already rolled over.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 07:19 PM (zH+TV)

215 Good tune! Funky beat
Posted by: Doof

The kids say you can dance to it!

(very, very carefully)

Posted by: Don Miklos-Cornelius at August 18, 2021 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

216 Man has cried a billion tears

"I only cried 96 of them"
--Question Mark & The Mysterians
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

Well played!

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:19 PM (mZUr4)

217 Posobiec: Susan Rice reportedly telling friends privately this was one of most incompetent national security disasters in American history.

Ya think?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hey, remember Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: FDR at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (UVMn8)

218 @212

I think that's what happened with the fall of Saigon--the chopper pilots weren't supposed to let VN civilians pile on, but they did, anyway, because it was the right thing to do.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (AwPyG)

219 "Staring at us like we were Saturnius harem girls or something".


Your point, Evie?

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (u+Y3T)

220 For the military, I'd fire everyone down to O-6. If any of that were still good, you know a Patton type, they could stay, but I don't know if any exist.
Then, per some musings of an A-stan Marine vet I was reading, I would get some of the top gunnery sergeants from the Marine Corp and promote them to 4-star generals. They would run the clean-up operation of the Pentagon and military establishment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

Excellent idea.

And no decorations or ribbons except for the Purple Heart and MOH.

Saves time and money.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (R/m4+)

221 If you look like a wildman and smell like a skunk's asshole you are probably ok.

Fuck you too, pal.

Posted by: Joe Cocker at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (2JVJo)

222 He was chosen for his politics rather than his desire to protect americans. Pretty much says it all. In point of fact, the one is in defiance of the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (z4k8L)

223 The kids say you can dance to it!

(very, very carefully)
Posted by: Don Miklos-Cornelius at August 18, 2021 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)


Easier to dance when you detach your, ummm....

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (mZUr4)

224 74 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other? some folks are running for their life and getting chased (must be non-taliban?), others just standing around shooting the breeze (must be taliban?). how do they know who to hassle? if you have a weapon?
Posted by: jason_farnon at August 18, 2021 07:

Maybe they throw gang signs at each other?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2021 07:20 PM (IJ2s7)

225 Well I'm off to bed. Back to work tomorrow. I'll check in on the ONT around 0300. Remember, no matter how bleak it looks, it will always get worse!!

G'night!!

:-)

Posted by: Puddleglum, DoD contractor at August 18, 2021 07:21 PM (QFVV9)

226 "Precious in the eyes of the Lord are deaths of His faithful ones."

Yeah. It's hard to understand. But so is the resurrection.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:21 PM (xopIz)

227 Night, Puddleglum

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:21 PM (mZUr4)

228 SecDef saying he does not have the authority to escort civilians to the airport.

==
the new Vichy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby

better talk to Mullah Rick about those exit visas

Posted by: Miklos, in Kabul for the waters at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

229 I think China already did that. Not threaten the country no, because none of our leaders give a shit about any of us. I believe China threatened them personally through assets put in place and kept near our leaders in regards to their lives and their livelihood. Our leaders have already rolled over.


Good point.

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (u+Y3T)

230 I've been binge-watching the early, silent Our Gang film shorts, and Dinah the very stubborn Mule was practically a member of the cast LOL.

Mules are amazing strong and reliable animals with incredible senses. I've seen images of a mule kicking and stomping a mountain lion to death, heard stories of them destroying wolves, etc. Great work animal, just not very nice.

We have an old Our Gang short on film, stored away, but I have no idea how good a shape it is in after all this time. Might even have some value.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

231 Star Trek is on. Its the one where Mudd's bodacious babes bargain booty badly.

Posted by: f'd at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

232 I remember it like this: The right ear was the gay ear.

I had my left done first, the straight ear, then the right. That was OK, by the code of the time. It didn't mean "bi" or anything. But you had to do it in the right order if you were straight. Left, then right. Could have just done both at once, but the single-earring was "in" first so I started with just one. I was in a rock band and it kind of came with the territory. I eventually had several in each ear. Most of them closed up long ago. Haven't worn any in ages.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (Bmy3R)

233 JUST IN GOP House Leader and Senate Leader request a classified briefing with Gang of Eight over Afghanistan

https://tinyurl.com/yfaa99ev


YAWN.....
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2021 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

Why exactly are we using ChiCom slang for our government right now? The Gang of Four was a bunch in the time after Mao died in the 70s.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

234 All this octopus talk is gonna attract Kurt Eichenwald, I just know it.

DID YOU SEE THE TENTACLES?!!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 18, 2021 07:23 PM (BvNzB)

235 @218

One of my daughter's bridesmaids lost her aunt and her dad, falling from the choppers leaving the Saigon embassy. They said everyone was hanging on to the hangers-on "like a big beehive"

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:23 PM (AwPyG)

236 Goodnight everyone.
Posted by: Skip

Gracie

U fergot the Gracie part

Posted by: the Miklos, it Burns at August 18, 2021 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

237 See "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (XGAZE)


Reminds me of a Sam Kinison bit.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 07:25 PM (8uDfa)

238 The Ace of Spades blog is a triumph.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (Fs5vw)

Yes. Ace endures to Fight the Good Fight. And the Horde will Never Surrender. Together, we are Allied Forces

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:25 PM (mZUr4)

239 @Publius, any enlisted NCO who has served as senior NCO of an organization above battalion level is also ruined by being a politician and needs to be fired as well. Witness the Twitter wars.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2021 07:25 PM (tL/BP)

240 speaking of friend or foe, my dad was in the WWII invasion of France, and he said they gave the allied soldiers "cricket" noisemakers, to identify themselves.

**

I read a book on D-Day (named D-Day IIRC, pretty famous and popular book) and there was a - I believe - guy with a THICK german accent going over who asked for a dozen or so crickets in case he lost the standard issue number.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Afghanistan's the same as Biden increasing insulin costs because Trump did it at August 18, 2021 07:26 PM (BGev3)

241 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

Just read a book about a couple of brothers (one brother wrote it) who did a modern-day crossing of the Oregon Trail in a wagon powered by a pair of mules. Learned a lot about them in reading it. Stubborn and skittish but powerful, tireless workers that work longer and need far less feed than horses.

I'd recommend the book, but I can't. The author was a damn lefty who infested an otherwise decent book with his leftist horseshit. Also an insufferable elitist. Surprised me, wouldn't think the type of person that would undertake such a journey would be a leftist asshole.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:27 PM (Bmy3R)

242 some stuff is evergreen, though.

Like how buzzion is dead, and garret is gay.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

243 I don't understand tentacle porn and I have no intention of researching.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 18, 2021 07:27 PM (cSyAR)

244 Reminds me of a Sam Kinison bit.

Like, remove the whole wedding tackle and leave them in the nightstand when not in use? Would be handy.

did someone say Triumph?

https://youtu.be/FdaYjyOOL20

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

245 Where is Kamala? Why is she not enraged about the way women folk are being treated in Afghanistan?

Is she too busy suckin stuff to address her women are the future cultists?
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2021 06:45 PM (haWye)

---------

Willie Brown's dick won't suck itself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (VxC1e)

246 If you find someone who does outstanding work in things you want done.


What is your response?


A) You pay them what they ask. Maybe even adding in something extra.

B) You lowball them while implying you have competitors willing to do the same work for less.

Posted by: TC at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (JPLeU)

247 A guy working at a gub shop I visited about four months ago was on the verge of going to Afghanistan to work on a military base as a fireman. Said the military personnel didn't handle that type of logistic on its own - which surprised me. Anyhoo, he was simply waiting for the paperwork to go through, but, in his mind, he was already gone.

When I go back to acquire another small caliber canoe anchor, I'm going to see if he's around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (aXxgO)

248 And of course one of Mudd's babes wants to bang Captain Kirk.

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)

249 Yes. Ace endures to Fight the Good Fight. And the Horde will Never Surrender. Together, we are Allied Forces
Posted by: Doof


"Horde of Brothers" is nice, but just doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 18, 2021 07:29 PM (r1z5A)

250 "I'd recommend the book, but I can't. The author was a damn lefty who infested an otherwise decent book with his leftist horseshit."

My mom gave me that book and I gave it right back. She likes the bill bryson asshole too. She doesn't try to give me those anymore.

Posted by: f'd at August 18, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

251 147 Man has cried a billion tears

that is nothing I dated a girl the did that in an evening
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 07:06 PM (qExcO)


Anything beyond one evening is on you.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 07:30 PM (8C7+r)

252 And of course one of Mudd's babes wants to bang Captain Kirk.

**********

DENNY CRANE!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 07:31 PM (hQVBP)

253 69. A lot of these people are either Federal employees or contracted via NGO to provide services to Afghanistan for the USGov. I heard yesterday that there are employees of the USDA there to help farmers transition away from poppy growing and who are helping them grow marketable agriculture in an arid land. Veterinarians who provide care education and medicine to farmers and family livestock and working animals. Thats one example.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 18, 2021 07:31 PM (CwH1m)

254 Everyone wanted to bang Kirk, even Roddenbery's wife.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:31 PM (xopIz)

255 Lara Logan dropping truth bombs on Tucker show.

Long story short, The Deep State is real and it's as evil as you thought it was.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2021 07:32 PM (GOGEo)

256 Willie Brown's dick won't suck itself.

Naww, willie just don't have the juice he used to.
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 07:32 PM (K+57x)

257 did someone say Triumph?

https://youtu.be/FdaYjyOOL20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)


Nice! My reply...
https://youtu.be/XfwJssBIHpc

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:33 PM (mZUr4)

258 246 If you find someone who does outstanding work in things you want done.
What is your response?
A) You pay them what they ask. Maybe even adding in something extra.

B) You lowball them while implying you have competitors willing to do the same work for less.
Posted by: TC at August 18, 2021 07:28 PM (JPLeU)


A, if they can do it better than me.

If they can't, then it is a trade off between $ and my time.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 07:33 PM (8C7+r)

259 "Everyone wanted to bang Kirk, even Roddenbery's wife.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict "

I'll have to take offence at that laddie.

Posted by: Scotty at August 18, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

260 251 147 Man has cried a billion tears

read this as "man has tried a billion rears"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (uCLWI)

261 Everyone wanted to bang Kirk

The scout on Wagon Train was the Kirk of his day, getting all the strange.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (K+57x)

262 Yes. Ace endures to Fight the Good Fight. And the Horde will Never Surrender. Together, we are Allied Forces


I'm a Rock and Roll Machine...

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (u+Y3T)

263 235 @218 One of my daughter's bridesmaids lost her aunt and her dad, falling from the choppers leaving the Saigon embassy. They said everyone was hanging on to the hangers-on "like a big beehive"

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:23 PM (AwPyG)


The woman who cuts my hair was 11 when she and her family escaped on an uncle's boat. They were picked up in the South China Sea by an American warship and eventually made it here. Luck of the draw.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (8SSHh)

264 My mom gave me that book and I gave it right back. She likes the bill bryson asshole too. She doesn't try to give me those anymore.
Posted by: f'd at August 18, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

Probably the most incomprehensible part: the many snooty rants about how "most Americans can't/don't read anymore." And he made it very clear who he meant by "most Americans." Us. Deplorables.

But what killed me was, an *author* of a *book* which has been purchased by a *reader* of...a *book.* I mean, who TF are you yelling at, Snooty McSnootface? The *readers* of your *book*!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (Bmy3R)

265 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.

Was it worth it?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)

266 No one really should be the least surprised by what's happening to America right now. Joe Biden as President? Are you kidding me? This is a legendary numnut with a nasty streak a mile wide. I mean, for God's sakes, the Clarence Thomas hearings? Now he's President. We're witnessing the pitch-perfect end to an infamously sleazy and stupid jerkoff's political career. The sorry and perhaps tragic twist is that his fate is now tied to ours. But maybe that is fitting too. I don't know.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (QIblF)

267 Shatner was a ridiculously handsome man, with a lot of charisma, and a good physique, I am not surprised he was surrounded by women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

268 SecDef saying he does not have the authority to escort civilians to the airport.


Bullshit. Defense of the innocent is in your purview, you mincing ponce. Grow a pair and get to work for once in your miserable life. If not now, when?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (okGHj)

269 On the subject of carefully choreographed media masturbation, I can't help but imagine a lot of the recent Covid related news stories as a monologue from the Hollywood guy in Wag The Dog.

"Covid is over? No! This is nothing, this is...this is nothing. This was just part one, the virus. Now it's time for part two, the variants! They're here, they're there, they're everywhere but only our heroes can see them. We'll do ads, we'll do posters, we'll do a theme song..."

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (UewuT)

270
Triumph was Canadian?
Yes, it's so obvious, now.

Triumph sounds like Rush and Asia had gay sex and shit out a band.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (N8iKR)

271 I'm a Rock and Roll Machine...
Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (u+Y3T)

Thanks for playing along! I know it's Just a Game

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (mZUr4)

272 Does the UCMJ still allow the Roman decimatio? Although I'd really prefer 9 in 10 over 1 in 10.

Posted by: Joe Walsh, as a solo artist at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (JjMWb)

273 Lara Logan has more clanging brass balls than the entire 51st Regiment put together.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (hQVBP)

274 The scout on Wagon Train was the Kirk of his day, getting all the strange.
Posted by: Getting the banned

I got my name from what I made the ladies do

Posted by: Hop Sing at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

275 When Susan Rice calls you incompetent, then you truly are incompetent
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (HWf5o)


I will wait to see what Jamie Gorelick has to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

276 265 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.


Was it worth it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)

Fuck off with that shit. The people I know who were there were there because their country, WHICH IS US, asked them to be there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (okGHj)

277 Everyone wanted to bang Kirk

Oh, my!

Posted by: Sulu at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (Xrfse)

278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

279 I worked with a guy, came out of Vietnam of a boat. Of Chinese lineage. Went to college. etc.

Great guy. Love him. Good American citizen.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (xopIz)

280 Lara Logan has more clanging brass balls than the entire 51st Regiment put together.

After being raped by Muslim scumbags in Egypt I think she is not particularly afraid of the left here in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

281 Lol. Socialist mag just fired a bunch of staff for trying to organize workers. Workers of the World - You're Fired!


@lyta_gold I am grieved to tell you that @nathanjrobinson has effectively fired me & most of the @curaffairs staff because we were trying to organize into a worker's co-op. This isn't a bit. I wish it was.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:38 PM (BJKQV)

282 A lot of you will note that I'm about as far from the "the virus is fake!" camp as you will find around here. That out of the way:

This bullshit about "OH NOES! We're almost out of ICU beds!" is complete, total bullshit. The ICUs typically run 80-90% capacity or more, otherwise they're bleed money having staffed, unfilled beds sitting around.

And it's even more bullshit because if they hadn't run off so many nurses and doctors with a near-total lack of proper PPE stockpiling, followed by heaps of hospital-admin driven pandemic theater and then vaccination mandates, the ICU's would be at historic levels of vacancy because nobody wants to fucking go to the hospital the last, oh, year or so.

Posted by: somedood at August 18, 2021 07:38 PM (3RlYu)

283 yeah, the first time I ever tried to read a book by that bryson pos I got about 50 pages before I said "that's it" and took it back to the libary.
never again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (YjYuE)

284 Wife took care of an boy 18 who had strokes and they think it was the vaccine. Prayers for this kid heart breaking.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

285 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.

Was it worth it?
Posted by: JAS

The NGO Industrial Complex

Posted by: Dwight Miklos Eisenhower at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

286 For Muad'dib

https://youtu.be/DwSZtrc7idM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

287 I will wait to see what Jamie Gorelick has to say.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

You want her to build that wall. You NEED her to build that wall!

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (mZUr4)

288 Sorry. I meant all the civilians that are/were there for the money. I absolutely did not mean to disrespect anyone there not by their own volition.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (xopIz)

289 275 When Susan Rice calls you incompetent, then you truly are incompetent
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2021 07:10 PM (HWf5o)

I will wait to see what Jamie Gorelick has to say.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

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Exactly. The ne plus ultra of incompetence.

Also, still drawing a nice gubmint paycheck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (VxC1e)

290
Calm your fucking tits. Do you really think JAS was talking about the regular troops?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (N8iKR)

291 256 Willie Brown's dick won't suck itself.

difficult but not impossible

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:40 PM (uCLWI)

292 >>> Lol. Socialist mag just fired a bunch of staff for trying to organize workers. Workers of the World - You're Fired!


@lyta_gold I am grieved to tell you that @nathanjrobinson has effectively fired me & most of the @curaffairs staff because we were trying to organize into a worker's co-op. This isn't a bit. I wish it was.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:38 PM (BJKQV)


Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 07:40 PM (zH+TV)

293 Bonanza's Hop Sing and Have Gun Will Travel's Hey Boy: ghey lovers.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 07:40 PM (LTTmi)

294 They're here, they're there, they're everywhere but only our heroes can see them

Let's boogie!!!

Posted by: Dancing TikTok Nurses at August 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Xrfse)

295
Sorry. I meant all the civilians that are/were there for the money. I absolutely did not mean to disrespect anyone there not by their own volition.
Posted by: JAS


We all knew what you meant.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:40 PM (N8iKR)

296 Bullshit. Defense of the innocent is in your purview, you mincing ponce. Grow a pair and get to work for once in your miserable life. If not now, when?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (okGHj)


My wife saw him of TV and asked me if that guy was gay. Her gaydar was pinging furiously.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 18, 2021 07:41 PM (AiZBA)

297 279 I worked with a guy, came out of Vietnam of a boat. Of Chinese lineage. Went to college. etc.

Great guy. Love him. Good American citizen.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (xopIz)

My Jr High & HS were full of "boat people" from Nam, Cambodia & Laos. Many came with almost no education, I'm sure many had PTSD, for the most part they fit right in and did great.
They had some amazing stories.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:41 PM (BJKQV)

298 btw, my mother was from Arkansas. So can we be friends?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:41 PM (xopIz)

299 I gotta wonder how much the Chinese paid for hunter's scribblings to get this to happen. A couple billion? He probably set a new world record for artwork.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 18, 2021 07:41 PM (Zxo3+)

300 I think she is not particularly afraid of the left here in America.

********

If I were Prez I would put her in charge of completely dismantling all the treasonous corrupt intelligence agencies knowing she would be done by lunch.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 18, 2021 07:41 PM (hQVBP)

301 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

----------

I want you.
To want, me.

Posted by: Cheap Trick, Live at Budokan at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (VxC1e)

302 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.

Was it worth it?
Posted by: J


in fairness that is more sensibl than for the natin building

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (qExcO)

303 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Solidarność

Posted by: Mikloszewski at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

304 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

How can we help?

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (mZUr4)

305 >For Muad'dib

https://youtu.be/DwSZtrc7idM
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)


Thanks. Fucker.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (RrtlF)

306 Maybe Kamala is in Vietnam to get her nails done.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (cSyAR)

307 @255

one of the Meghan and Harry critics put out a you tube today about Jimmy Saville and Prince Charles, and how Saville was given free reign to wander around the palaces, just like Epstein and Ghislaine, at a later time.

And now the royal family seems helpless against one of the Soho/Epstein girls, and treats her with kid gloves.

Not too hard to connect the dots

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (AwPyG)

308 "AMERICA: A Country So Great Even Those Who Hate It Won't Leave"

Posted by: As Seen On The Internet at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (8eSmR)

309 "74 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other? some folks are running for their life and getting chased (must be non-taliban?), others just standing around shooting the breeze (must be taliban?). how do they know who to hassle? if you have a weapon?
Posted by: jason_farnon at August 18, 2021 07:"

Let's say all the flyover country farmer dudes, mechanics, truck drivers, and plumbers went to war with the coastal soy boys here in the US, and the soy boys also had uniforms on that weren't typical American clothing.

Do you think you would have ANY trouble telling the sides apart? Even the civilians?

Posted by: somedood at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (3RlYu)

310 268 SecDef saying he does not have the authority to escort civilians to the airport.


Bullshit. Defense of the innocent is in your purview, you mincing ponce. Grow a pair and get to work for once in your miserable life. If not now, when?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (okGHj)


He did not say he did not have the authority. He said he didn't have the capacity. Which I guess is a judgment call - UK has 2 Para there and they are out going to pick people up, but I don't know how many they have. I also don't know what responsibility UK has for securing the airport. 82d GRF is a heavy battalion so maybe 900ish. I don't know how many on the ground but I think the number prior to a week ago was only 2500, I think most of those are out of country.

Now another thing that Austin did not say explicitly is that there is some deal that allowed the 82d to land at HKIA so long as they did not leave the airport grounds but that seems to be the case.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (mbFEM)

311 I'm a Rock and Roll Machine...
Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (u+Y3T)

I'm a love machine ...

https://youtu.be/GyABcyYluyw

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 18, 2021 07:43 PM (4I/2K)

312 285 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.

Was it worth it?
Posted by: JAS

The NGO Industrial Complex
Posted by: Dwight Miklos Eisenhower at August 18, 2021 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

They can't hear you. They're busy reinvesting all their money in China right now.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:43 PM (BJKQV)

313 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)


That doesn't sound good.

**pushes bottle of Macallan 18 through USB port**

What's up?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 07:43 PM (2JVJo)

314 That car vs. AntiFa...I see no problem, I mean it's a Honda Insight Hybrid. So we're good, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 07:44 PM (1vynn)

315
The china virus is real. The "pandemic" is a hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:44 PM (N8iKR)

316 I'm a love machine ...

https://youtu.be/GyABcyYluyw
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 18, 2021 07:43 PM (4I/2K)

---------

She's a brick, houuuse

Posted by: Parliament/Funkadelic at August 18, 2021 07:44 PM (VxC1e)

317 What's funny is that the ho is so stupid she wanted credit for being "the last one in the room" when the decision was made. This was only a day or so after people realized how badly he had screwed the pooch, but I guess she hadn't figured it out yet.

Now she does not want to be "blamed for this shit."

Fortunately, she will be. Her and biden are over. She should call Jummah and ask him about a gig building houses. She could suck off the plumbers or something.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 18, 2021 07:45 PM (Zxo3+)

318 no blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 18, 2021 07:45 PM (vuisn)

319 " AMERICA: A Country So Great Even Those Who Hate It Won't Leave"

Posted by: Yackov Smirnof at August 18, 2021 07:45 PM (xopIz)

320 Trump should had fixed this problem when he be Ptesdent. No he passed a mess to Ptesdent Bidin. Trump must be HD respsonerable for this disastir.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 18, 2021 07:45 PM (72Gse)

321 I'm a Rock and Roll Machine...
Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:34 PM (u+Y3T)

I'm a love machine ...

https://youtu.be/GyABcyYluyw
Posted by: Count de Monet
-------

I'm a hunka, hunka, burning love.

Posted by: Elvis at August 18, 2021 07:45 PM (CTJwJ)

322 He did not say he did not have the authority. He said he didn't have the capacity. Which I guess is a judgment call - UK has 2 Para there and they are out going to pick people up, but I don't know how many they have.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (mbFEM)

1000 British civilians got 300,000 allied troops out of Dunkirk using private boats. Doesn't America still have a military?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (BJKQV)

323 @274

Makes you wonder about Hoss and Little Joe

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)

324 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)


Like the flower needs the rain you know I need you....

Posted by: Bread at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (u+Y3T)

325 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)
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We're here. You okay?

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (wyw4S)

326 301 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)


*looks at phone*

"who is this ??"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (uCLWI)

327 33
And Biden is calling a lid tomorrow, looks like. Hes gonna take a long 3-day weekend back in Delware. They say hes not sleeping too well, and needs to take a long nap back home.

Posted by: publius

Hopefully a dirt nap.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at August 18, 2021 07:47 PM (KqiMr)

328 She's a brick, houuuse
Posted by: Parliament/Funkadelic at August 18, 2021 07:44 PM (VxC1e)



*stinkeye*

Posted by: The Commodores at August 18, 2021 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

329 I worked with a guy, came out of Vietnam of a boat. Of Chinese lineage. Went to college. etc.
Great guy. Love him. Good American citizen.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (xopIz)

Concur. I know a former ARVN Colonel who was a bad ass back in the day and when he came to this country the respect followed. If I had any issues with his business folks, I would just mention I would have to ask Mr. T and things went smoothly thereafter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2021 07:47 PM (R/m4+)

330 in chaotic scenes like karzai airport, how do taliban identify each other?


One dresses in full-burka female attire and attempts to ululate

Good luck, Achmed

The Secretary will deny all knowledge

Posted by: Austere Scholar Mullah Miklos at August 18, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Now another thing that Austin did not say explicitly is that there is some deal that allowed the 82d to land at HKIA so long as they did not leave the airport grounds but that seems to be the case.
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (mbFEM)


This is not to give cover to Austin. He is in civil control of the military position. This is on Biden. An audacious President would send the message that we are getting our people out and we can do it the easy way or the hard way, but we are going to do it.

But that isn't where we are. The administration are so scared of the optics that they know that any lives lost having to go and unfuck their fuckup are on them and they will rightly be blamed for it - so they are paralyzed into inaction.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:48 PM (mbFEM)

332 General Rainbow Milley: "There was nothing that I or anyone else saw that indicated a collapse of this army and this government in 11 days."

pic.twitter.com/bbAqFcwyqS

Heck of a general is all I can say. So not once did you hear from your boots on the ground people that the Taliban was running around Afghanistan paying off or intimidating anyone that matter to stand down for months and months and months? I can only conclude that we need less martini happy hours after a few days in CRT training. What a general failure this General Rainbow Milley is. But shit happens, think Pearl Harbor. At least those men and women went out and fucked up the Japs. These current clowns, well, who in the fuck knows the full extent of what these assholes are capable of doing to the country.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 07:48 PM (ESLBo)

333 Maybe Kamala is in Vietnam to get her nails done.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

"You heah 20 yeah! You go now!"

Posted by: Afghan nail salon and buffet owner at August 18, 2021 07:49 PM (QzkSJ)

334 Thanks. Fucker.

That Congreve lied to me when he said music soothes the savage breast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (KZzsI)

335 1000 British civilians got 300,000 allied troops out of Dunkirk using private boats. Doesn't America still have a military?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (BJKQV)

If you need shit done now, don't trust the govt

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (/6GbT)

336 Apropos of nothing, here is the best current deal I have found on BCGs

https://bit.ly/3iYfeVQ

AR-15 NICKEL BORON BOLT CARRIER GROUP & AMBIDEXTROUS CHARGING HANDLE $119 after SAVE20 coupon and free shipping.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

337 We are in this mess because Trump failed to plan for the sudden pullout of troops that Biden ordered.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (OoCxN)

338 My wife saw him of TV and asked me if that guy was gay. Her gaydar was pinging furiously.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Would not surprise me.

Globohomo rules the govt

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (KqiMr)

339 Look, it's Tulsi:
[x]
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward


Tulsi has a locals.com page, but I never checked it out. Pretty much have to join to read.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (BbDPD)

340 Then there was the guy with the M-16 tie pin that interviewed me back in '82. He scared me.

Posted by: Yackov Smirnof at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (xopIz)

341
Do y'all put that Cerakote stuff on your gun-dicks?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (N8iKR)

342 1000 British civilians got 300,000 allied troops out of Dunkirk using private boats. Doesn't America still have a military?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2021 07:46 PM (BJKQV)


It does have a military. That is in control by civilians who are scared out of their wits.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (mbFEM)

343 I can get an Irish citizenship because of my Grandfather and Grandma, and I really think it might be a good Idea especially if I travel overseas, I might be able to get a UK one because they were Born in 1902. Before Ireland became independent

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dKiJG)

344 237 See "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2021 07:11 PM (XGAZE)

Reminds me of a Sam Kinison bit.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 07:25 PM (8uDfa)


Kinison bit, NSFW > https://tinyurl.com/2br37u8d

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (8SSHh)

345 There was nothing to indicate the Germans would make the sudden offensive and cause the bulge.

-Gen Patton.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (OoCxN)

346 The Ho has probably been to see 'Miss Saigon', so expert.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (l0Lgi)

347 South Missouri Sock off

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (xopIz)

348 Evening.

Remember Hamid Karzai? President if Afghanland after we invaded? Remember how there seemed to be a *lot* of pesky questions about his loyalties that never got answered becuz, "shut up"?

So he's negotiating to join the new Taliban regime.

https://tinyurl.com/2wuwpv8w

Gulbudda Hekmatyar looks almost exactly like my load planner.

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (Xbcna)

349 Bullshit. Defense of the innocent is in your purview, you mincing ponce. Grow a pair and get to work for once in your miserable life. If not now, when?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2021 07:36 PM (okGHj)

He did not say he did not have the authority. He said he didn't have the capacity.

R2P

Responsibility to Protect

Oh wait, that was a Samantha Power/Obama/Biden thing.

Sorry.

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)

350 Others here have said it, but this mess is a perfect example of when leaders are thrust upon us, using artificial criteria, versus people who climbed the leader-ladder by exhibiting courage and smarts.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (AwPyG)

351 Tulsi has a locals.com page, but I never checked it out. Pretty much have to join to read.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (BbDPD)

does it come in braille ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (uCLWI)

352 Amazing that Childress just happened to have a wire and hooks available to hang his pots and pans outside...

Posted by: Mookie at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (u+Y3T)

353 So not once did you hear from your boots on the ground people that the Taliban was running around Afghanistan paying off or intimidating anyone that matter to stand down for months and months and months?

That intel is still in the pocket of a political commissar.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (Xrfse)

354 315 The china virus is real. The "pandemic" is a hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:44 PM (N8iKR)


I'll go so far as to argue that it's a real, according-to-Hoyle pandemic too. But there's obviously an increasingly thick layer of political theater sitting on top of it.

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 07:53 PM (UewuT)

355
The McCain family just released a statement saying it was John's last wish to remain in Afghanistan and not just leave in the middle of the night like President Trump did. Also, John wants everyone to get vaccinated.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:53 PM (N8iKR)

356 265 Everyone in Afg. was there for the money.

Was it worth it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)


Oh, yeah, PFC pay plus Hostile Fire pay is great!

Fuck you dipshit.

Yeah, you apologized for not narrowing your spray of ire. Fuck you for not thinking before hand.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 07:54 PM (8C7+r)

357 So, apparently the only the the modern Army can fight is with air support.

Pussys.

Posted by: Zombie General Grant at August 18, 2021 07:54 PM (xopIz)

358
Muad'dib

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 07:54 PM (los4L)

359 Our military and federal leadership is absolutely vacant. After 20 years of war, out top military brass has no idea how to conduct war. But they can conduct a heck of a sexual assault training briefing. And their suicide awareness briefings? Top. Drawer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 07:54 PM (OoCxN)

360 https://tinyurl.com/2deh93ke

"Armed members of the Taliban kept people desperate to flee Afghanistan from reaching Kabul's airport on Wednesday, witnesses said, while President Joe Biden vowed to keep U.S. troops in the country until all Americans are evacuated."

"Biden vows"

I take that to mean all military personnel will be gone in 48 - 72 hours and Americans left behind should enjoy their new status as slaves.

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:54 PM (Xbcna)

361 Then there was the guy with the M-16 tie pin that interviewed me back in '82. He scared me.
Posted by: Yackov Smirnof
----

I once had a conversation with an Army CID guy. His tie clip was a miniature set of handcuffs. A little weird, since he was an on-duty guy, in civvies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (l0Lgi)

362 I guarantee that there were plenty of analysts who came to the conclusion that the Afghan pullout plan was bullshit, and as it bubbled up the chain to Milley's desk it said "it is very strong, and it promotes growth."

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (mbFEM)

363 >>> 355
The McCain family just released a statement saying it was John's last wish to remain in Afghanistan and not just leave in the middle of the night like President Trump did. Also, John wants everyone to get vaccinated.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:53 PM (N8iKR)

Well that's very touching but why didn't xir announce xir's preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (ACi07)

364 I think Ace already posted the squirrel drinking from the water bottle.

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (Xbcna)

365 Nurse,
If you're around I just emailed you...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (UUBmN)

366 Bet they made several side deals.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (XbTjx)

367
Still no word from Duke Lowell?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (N8iKR)

368 @354

somebody may know the specifics, but I think that it was a "pandemic" by the usual measurements only for a month or so, and then the deaths did not support the definition--it needs a certain number of deaths in a certain number of countries, and it didn't make the grade

I think that was the case.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (AwPyG)

369 The McCain family just released a statement saying it was John's last wish to remain in Afghanistan and not just leave in the middle of the night like President Trump did. Also, John wants everyone to get vaccinated.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:53 PM (N8iKR)

it comes as no surprise that Joe and John were close friends

bookends comes to mind

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (uCLWI)

370 Sorry Iron Mike Golf.

It's a blog. Not everything that needs to be typed gets typed.

Posted by: Zombie General Grant at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (xopIz)

371 Tulsi has a locals page? She should have an onlyfans page.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (V8JPv)

372 @355 is snark but fat Meghan McCain is disappointed in the guy she worked so hard for to become President.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (mbFEM)

373 Yeah, you apologized for not narrowing your spray of ire. Fuck you for not thinking before hand.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

My guess is that 80% of the Americanos in Afghanistan are from the NGO Sector, promised lotsa money.

Not Wielders of Weapons.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

374 "Tulsi has a locals.com page, but I never checked it out. Pretty much have to join to read."

Yeah there's no way I'm signing up to locals to put money in Dave Rubin's pocket.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (qH6FZ)

375 306 Maybe Kamala is in Vietnam to get her nails done.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 18, 2021 07:42 PM (cSyAR)

---
For the win.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (ESLBo)

376 Tulsi has a locals.com page, but I never checked it out. Pretty much have to join to read.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2021 07:50 PM (BbDPD)

does it come in braille ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 07:52 PM (uCLWI)

Locals.com sounds like a dating website. Is Tulsi single now? Is she hot and on the prowl?

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (Xbcna)

377 Still no word from Duke Lowell?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (N8iKR)


Depends. He posted post surgery and he has to lay face down for 3-5 days which may make posting here difficult.

Also, he's probably afraid of the otters.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (mbFEM)

378 I worked with a bunch of Vietnamese. All named Nguyen, except a couple Tran. All the ones I knew were salt of the earth.

In the Si valley, I dated a native who was more familiar with the culture, and she used to joke that whenever something crazy happens, it's a Vietnamese. I think this came up once when someone stole a Koala from the zoo as gift for his girlfriend and she said "I bet it's a vietnamese" and I told her Koala are native to Australia. Anyway, she explained and I think she was right. They seem to be a very colorful culture, but a real honesty to them. Hard to explain.

Or maybe I'm just a bigot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (Zxo3+)

379 Off Army General who never had air support sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (xopIz)

380 does it come in braille ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Tulsi appears to be tactile-friendly

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Manuel Noriega, "El Pino" at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)

381 Surprising that the McCain family could release a statement in the middle of John's Funeral.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2021 07:59 PM (r+sAi)

382 >>> Locals.com sounds like a dating website. Is Tulsi single now? Is she hot and on the prowl?
Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (Xbcna)


I checked and it has tulsi on the front page along with Scott Adams and I would assume other grifters of the moment. I didn't stay long enough to see if Tim Pool was there.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (zH+TV)

383 Rest assured we will not rest until every American is out of Afghanistan.

Now let's go get something to eat.

Posted by: The Fake Biden Administration at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (tZUwc)

384 361 I once had a conversation with an Army CID guy. His tie clip was a miniature set of handcuffs. A little weird, since he was an on-duty guy, in civvies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (l0Lgi)


I had one of those once upon a time. No hand cuff tie clip and the FIB decided I was the Unabomber, so the conversation was...unpleasant.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (8C7+r)

385 I think that was the case.
Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:56 PM (AwPyG)

my fav descriptitor is "breakthrough", which usually means something good that propels a thing or person to another level

pretty names they have for this shit

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (uCLWI)

386
Depends. He posted post surgery and he has to lay face down for 3-5 days which may make posting here difficult.

Also, he's probably afraid of the otters.
Posted by: blaster


Oh, okay.
Sounds like they don't want his eyeball from falling into his skull. Then it would rattle around in there.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (N8iKR)

387 My guess is that 80% of the Americanos in Afghanistan are from the NGO Sector, promised lotsa money.

Not Wielders of Weapons.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)


I don't think it is that high for NGOs. There were some 6400 US citizens as DOD contractors for CENTCOM. Then there would be actual DOD employees, and then the other agencies.

I suspect very few NGO types.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (mbFEM)

388 342 It does have a military. That is in control by civilians who are scared out of their wits.
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:51 PM (mbFEM)


This appears to be the story of Covid, too. None of these leadership types actually knows how to wear the big boy pants because nobody's had to wear the big boy pants in about 80 years. So now there's several actual crisis events going on and they're all running around with their hair on fire, trying to solve it by shouting at all and sundry to Just Do Something.

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (UewuT)

389 The Pentagon is a den of wiseguys shooting craps and smoking cigars.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2021 08:01 PM (JTpIQ)

390 So, apparently the only the the modern Army can fight is with air support.

We'd also appreciate a day's notice.

Posted by: Gen. Mark Vamilley at August 18, 2021 08:01 PM (3fR4G)

391 Not much of a pandemic, when worldwide deaths for 2020 were less than for 2019.

But the beat goes on.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)

392
I'll go so far as to argue that it's a real, according-to-Hoyle pandemic too. But there's obviously an increasingly thick layer of political theater sitting on top of it.
Posted by: CppThis


Sure. And we have flu "epidemics" here every Winter.
But we don't shut down the country and hide in our homes because of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:02 PM (N8iKR)

393 373 Yeah, you apologized for not narrowing your spray of ire. Fuck you for not thinking before hand.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

My guess is that 80% of the Americanos in Afghanistan are from the NGO Sector, promised lotsa money.

Not Wielders of Weapons.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at August 18, 2021 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)


No doubt. He did say "any". He/she/they can own it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:02 PM (8C7+r)

394 @389

I think that description may be a little too masculine

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)

395 Surprising that the McCain family could release a statement in the middle of John's Funeral.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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George Floyd's family does it all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:03 PM (1vynn)

396 I thought George would rise on the third day.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

397 Powell seems to have his head up his colon, atm

schtum

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:05 PM (uCLWI)

398 364 I think Ace already posted the squirrel drinking from the water bottle. Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 07:55 PM (Xbcna)
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Your Iron Maiden dedication is righteous.

Squirrels drinking from a water bottle? I want to see a squirrel drinking Jack Daniels and the running the most epic nut run obstacle course ever designed by man.

Squirrel Maze 1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg

Squirrel Maze 2.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvS9lvRxZ8

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:06 PM (ESLBo)

399 @389...if only. We'd be way better off.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 18, 2021 08:06 PM (V8JPv)

400 Rest assured we will not rest until every American is out of Afghanistan.

Now let's go get something to eat.
Posted by: The Fake Biden Administration at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (tZUwc)

and then a nap. Which is totally not resting.

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2021 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

401
Why has no one mentioned this sad Fact that biden caused: The Taliban controls Afghanistan. That means Taliban control what's left of the Afghan "Army" and the Afghani "Special Forces."

Pathetic as the Afghan Army is, the Taliban owns it, now. They are "taliban," now. So the Taliban "force" has increased, including weapons, thanks to biden and milley.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (N8iKR)

402 250K people die in the US from medical mistakes

EVERY FUCKING YEAR

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (uCLWI)

403 Cute little Vietnamese girls were all over the place in Germany early 70s. Lucky I didn't bring one home.

Posted by: dartist at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (+ya+t)

404 I thought George would rise on the third day.
Posted by: G'rump928
---------

Wait...has the body been buried?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (1vynn)

405 A truth so blinding, even Wolf Blitzer notices.

President @JoeBiden now says he doesn't know how the U.S. could have withdrawn from Afghanistan "without chaos ensuing." But on July 8th, he said "the likelihood there's going to be the Taliban overrunning everything and owning the whole country is highly unlikely."

https://bit.ly/3geIUMU

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (i0wNm)

406 HI Mary C!!

Still suing the greengrocer over "sextually expliset" parsnips?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2021 08:07 PM (BbDPD)

407 I looked at the Tulsi page.

She looks nice.

But then, I am an old fart.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:08 PM (xopIz)

408 Inman vids are one of the big highlights of my day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 18, 2021 08:08 PM (II3Gr)

409 I suspect very few NGO types.
Posted by: blaster

Do you have any idea what the Diversity and Inclusion programs funded by AID and DoD were paying?

$80-120k per year tax free, $78/day per diem also tax free

Not bad for recent Grievance Studies graduates

I hope there are 10,000 there
Inshallah

Posted by: Miklos, now time to power wash the tzampotli at August 18, 2021 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)

410 404 I thought George would rise on the third day.
Posted by: G'rump928
---------

even his yeast had an infection

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (uCLWI)

411 383 Rest assured we will not rest until every American is out of Afghanistan. Now let's go get something to eat.
Posted by: The Fake Biden Administration at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (tZUwc)

---
You a poet? No seriously. pithy, pointy and minty too.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (ESLBo)

412 One of the stupidest statements ever was Powell's "you break it, you bought it". No dummy, you break it and you leave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

413 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)

414 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (+4oV5)

415 If George Floyd were alive today, would he be


A: Consulting with the MPD?
B: Running for Congress
or
C: Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (yQpMk)

416 Muad'dib, I had to step away for a bit to work.

You OK?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (2JVJo)

417 She's a brick, houuuse
---
I'm a hunka, hunka, burning love.
----------------------------------------------
FRESH
YOU ARE

CUTIE

Posted by: the horta at August 18, 2021 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

418 I keep getting all hot every time I hear about Biden's pullout....

Biden pulled out Afghanistan and had a premature evacuation.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:10 PM (ESLBo)

419
In other words, if biden decides to make a move in Afghanistan, US troops will have to battle the Taliban and our old "allies" the Afghan Army Shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:10 PM (N8iKR)

420 408 Inman vids are one of the big highlights of my day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 18, 2021 08:08 PM (II3Gr)

yeah, me too

and his page is populated by good folks

not so much with the Buttwhatever page, lib city

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:11 PM (uCLWI)

421 But isn't it true and during Passover, all the yeast in the country was shipped out? And then brought in afterward?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:11 PM (xopIz)

422 HI Mary C!!

Still suing the greengrocer over "sextually expliset" parsnips?
Posted by: Kindltot


Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And she knows the difference between "sensuous" and "sensual"!!!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 18, 2021 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)

423 Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:02 PM (N8iKR)

3 years ago I was offered a contract to go work IT in Afghanistan, for an NGO...

Needless to say, said no... was REALLY good pay, but I'm past that.

But its like a High School friend of mine who was an Oil Filed engineer, who got caught in Kuwait when it got invaded by Saddam, and had to HIDE until Storm got him out... Sometimes you just make the wrong damn choice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:12 PM (oHd/0)

424 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

'Cause you're not sleeping?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 18, 2021 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

425 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)

Declaring your love for margarine again? What brand of peanut butter does Zod endorse?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2021 08:13 PM (ai5jE)

426 This appears to be the story of Covid, too. None of these leadership types actually knows how to wear the big boy pants because nobody's had to wear the big boy pants in about 80 years. So now there's several actual crisis events going on and they're all running around with their hair on fire, trying to solve it by shouting at all and sundry to Just Do Something.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2021 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

427 Depends. He posted post surgery and he has to lay face down for 3-5 days which may make posting here difficult.

Also, he's probably afraid of the otters.
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 18, 2021 07:58 PM (mbFEM)

Face down, ass up!

Posted by: The otters at August 18, 2021 08:14 PM (II3Gr)

428 In other words, if biden decides to make a move in Afghanistan, US troops will have to battle the Taliban and our old "allies" the Afghan Army Shits.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:10 PM (N8iKR)

Afghan Army on the other side? May be a tactical advantage for us....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

429
I created a twitter account more than 10 years ago. Never posted.

My twitter handle is "ObamaH8-ball."

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (N8iKR)

430 >>Declaring your love for margarine again? What brand of peanut butter does Zod endorse?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2021 08:13 PM (ai5jE)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

431 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)


We're here, Usul.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (8C7+r)

432 I remember exactly where I was when word broke that Saddam had entered the 19th province, or whatever it was he called it. Takin' a break, sitting under a tall tree in the heat of the Georgia sun, waiting to finish the 2nd week of airborne school. Needless to say, things suddenly got verrrry interesting verrry fast.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (KAi1n)

433 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD


https://tinyurl.com/sph8bw3f

Posted by: Miklos has his secret pleasures at August 18, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

434 My best friend's brother was a geologist. So he goes off to Saudi Arabia (ARAMCO) and makes a ton of money.

Too bad they had no need for me.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:16 PM (xopIz)

435 I'm kind of surprised the admin is blowing out of town just when the AZ audit report is (supposedly) coming out.

You'd think they would run a huge distraction. Maybe they'll do the 25th amendment, or something.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)


Yeah, not happening this week, per GP. Maybe next week, or #twoweeks.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 18, 2021 08:16 PM (F0YaR)

436 Your Iron Maiden dedication is righteous.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:06 PM (ESLBo)

I will name my first child Bruce. Boy, girl, doesn't matter. It's getting called Bruce.

Now I gotta find me a woman gullible enough to have my children.

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 08:16 PM (Xbcna)

437 No.
Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

The proper response would be "None", not "No."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2021 08:17 PM (ai5jE)

438 Inman vids are one of the big highlights of my day.
Posted by: Insomniac

Me too usually. Somehow it's not working for me this week. I'm pissed at everything.

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2021 08:17 PM (Kx3kq)

439 383 Rest assured we will not rest until every American is out of Afghanistan.

Now let's go get something to eat.

Posted by: The Fake Biden Administration at August 18, 2021 08:00 PM (tZUwc)


Thumbs up for the Naked Gun reference.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 18, 2021 08:17 PM (DTX3h)

440
Romeo13, 3 years ago seems like it would've been a good time to be in A-stan, relatively speaking.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:17 PM (N8iKR)

441 STOP LINKING TO TWITTER!!!!! Or at least warn us this link goes to Twitter. Some of us have been banned from twitter for saying we should have killed The Taliban while we had the chance. In fact if you haven't been banned from twitter, I am pretty sure there is something wrong with you.

Stop linking to twitter!

Posted by: BurkeanMama at August 18, 2021 08:18 PM (lJFSc)

442 waiting to finish the 2nd week of airborne school. Needless to say, things suddenly got verrrry interesting verrry fast.
---
Ft. Gordon? Well, at least there was the night life of Columbus close by.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:18 PM (1vynn)

443 432 I remember exactly where I was when word broke that Saddam had entered the 19th province, or whatever it was he called it. Takin' a break, sitting under a tall tree in the heat of the Georgia sun, waiting to finish the 2nd week of airborne school. Needless to say, things suddenly got verrrry interesting verrry fast.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:15 PM (KAi1n)

I was doing work ups, on a Destroyer, for a 6 month cruise that would take us to the Gulf anyway.

Actually delayed us by a month so we could go with the Ranger Battlegroup.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

444 442 waiting to finish the 2nd week of airborne school. Needless to say, things suddenly got verrrry interesting verrry fast.
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Ft. Gordon? Well, at least there was the night life of Columbus close by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:18 PM (1vynn)

Ft. Gordon? Wonder if the bar 'The Whippin Post' is still there.... doubt it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

445 I'm brushing up on my Spanish and reading various books, 100 Years of Solitude may have one of the best opening sentences....

"Many Years Later as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2021 08:19 PM (GOGEo)

446 >>https://tinyurl.com/sph8bw3f
Posted by: Miklos has his secret pleasures at August 18, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

Good friend of mine is rednecky. Likes Fireball. We're like, well, let's put Red Hots in whiskey, see what happens. It was a fire pit night.

Big night.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:19 PM (xK9An)

447 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl

*the Horde bows as one, the ostrich feathers on our caps caressing the rose petals generously distributed in anticipation*

Posted by: Miklos áll az Ön rendelkezésére at August 18, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)

448 Well fuck, I see I have a new hash since the internet shit the bed last night.

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (Kx3kq)

449 OK, I have to go to bed. Hope Muad'dib is OK.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo)

450 Now for some good news:

Tomorrow night I am in Tucson to hear the Mavericks for the first time and then hangout in the pubs on Congress Avenue until I need an Uber.

God is great. So are the Mavericks and Tucson. I am doing this for everyone that can't go. Donations accepted. Cash only.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (ESLBo)

451 >>The proper response would be "None", not "No."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2021 08:17 PM (ai5jE)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (xK9An)

452 One of the stupidest statements ever was Powell's "you break it, you bought it". No dummy, you break it and you leave.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

Yep

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (dKiJG)

453
*the Horde bows as one, the ostrich feathers on our caps caressing the rose petals generously distributed in anticipation*
Posted by: Miklos áll az Ön rendelkezésére at August 18, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)


Awwww. You sweet-talker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (+4oV5)

454 Not bad for recent Grievance Studies graduates

I hope there are 10,000 there
Inshallah

*********

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

We're going to lose more money now!

Posted by: DiTech Ned, Now Working for Student Loan Inc. at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (xxG/v)

455
Yeah, that's Twitter's new rule, apparently: You can only speak ill of the Taliban when likening the Taliban to Republicans, Trump voters, and J6.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (N8iKR)

456 431 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

We're here, Usul.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

457 Via Insty, Taliban used Facebook app to coordinate it's conquest.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (qH4Vk)

458 *Clicking thru the Inman vids*

Oh my God...the asshole driver smashed into the Chinese truck!

Do you know how many cocksucking asshole drivers I encounter *every* *fucking* *day* pulling dumb shit stunts that might save them approximately 0.0095328 seconds of time?

Don't do what that dude did.

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (YTOR6)

459 Just an FYI STARLINK is becoming more and more available, I can get here in Central Ohio. Really thinking about cutting the cord

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2021 08:22 PM (dKiJG)

460 Or at least warn us this link goes to Twitter.


Most of the links go to Twitter, or YouTube.

*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

461 I was too young to remember Desert Storm, but my parents say that they knew something was up because there was a nonstop stream of KC-135s flying over the house. And flying extra low, like they're at full capacity and not just enough gas for a couple hours of touch-and-go and training maneuvers.

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 08:22 PM (UewuT)

462 Is Tulsi single now? Is she hot and on the prowl?

She's one of those hot MILFs that they claim are near you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2021 08:22 PM (KZzsI)

463 452 One of the stupidest statements ever was Powell's "you break it, you bought it". No dummy, you break it and you leave.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2021 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

Yep
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2021 08:20 PM (dKiJG)

Pakistan and Iran are bitching about how many Afghani refugees are coming across their borders.

Well... ye broke it? ya buy it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)

464 >>456 431 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)
We're here, Usul.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

Zod is here. Let's hug.

Wait.

Instead, kneel.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:23 PM (xK9An)

465 @412

>>One of the stupidest statements ever was Powell's "you break it, you bought it". No dummy, you break it and you leave.


Uhmm, the militaries reason for existence is to kill people and break things, not to learn to eat soup with a knife, not to build schools or nation build, but to break and kill as much as possible to sap the will for the enemy to fight.

This is why we have lost every war after WWII.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2021 08:23 PM (GOGEo)

466 Ft. Gordon? Well, at least there was the night life of Columbus close by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

WTF? Gordon is the home of signal pukes and it's in Augusta. I was commissioned signal and did SOBC there. Great base as far as Army goes. Airborne school was where the infantry train -- Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (KAi1n)

467 Have we started bombing Kabul yet?

Or has Zod?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

468 Ft. Gordon? Well, at least there was the night life of Columbus close by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

When James Brown showed up, North Augusta was LIT

Just the one time, though

Posted by: hardest Working Brother Miklos in the Bidnis at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

469 102 48 Grennell should be Sec of State.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

FBI Director.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has one eyebrow at August 18, 2021 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

ALL the jobs!
Posted by: Tami
-------
Grennell CIA, Kash Patel DOJ, Pompeo FBI

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 18, 2021 08:25 PM (+ldAm)

470
Ft. Gordon? Wonder if the bar 'The Whippin Post' is still there.... doubt it.
Posted by: Romeo13
--------
It's too bad that no one ever compiled a list of bar names, located close to military installations. One of my favorites was, 'The Goldbrick'. Least imaginative was 'The Post Road Bar'.

There was a spot favored by Naval aviators down at Meridian (I think), The actual name was 'Cash McCool's'. The jet jocks called it 'Crash McFools'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:25 PM (CTJwJ)

471 I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

can assure you, you do not need me

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:25 PM (uCLWI)

472 Sen. Lindsey Graham is on Hannity shaking angry fists in the air. He looks all sweaty and looks like he needs a towel around his neck from a bath house.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (ESLBo)

473 WTF? Gordon is the home of signal pukes and it's in Augusta. I was commissioned signal and did SOBC there. Great base as far as Army goes. Airborne school was where the infantry train -- Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (KAi1n)

Was in the Navy Det there in 1980. KW-7 School. Gee you Army guys hated us... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (oHd/0)

474 >>467 Have we started bombing Kabul yet?
Or has Zod?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

Zod is waiting for the auction to conclude.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)

475 465 Uhmm, the militaries reason for existence is to kill people and break things, not to learn to eat soup with a knife, not to build schools or nation build, but to break and kill as much as possible to sap the will for the enemy to fight.

This is why we have lost every war after WWII.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2021 08:23 PM (GOGEo)


Dude. Here. Gets. It.

Posted by: CppThis at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (UewuT)

476
I was too young to remember Desert Storm...
Posted by: CppThis


What are you, ten?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (N8iKR)

477 Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.
Posted by: SFGoth
---------

*headslap*

I knew that. The memory dims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (CTJwJ)

478 {{{Nurse}}}

Everything okay?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (+4oV5)

479 56 431 278 Hi. Need you guys tonight.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2021 07:37 PM (RrtlF)

We're here, Usul.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3


Gang's all here? What are talking? Snapping green beans? Keg stands?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

480 474 >>467 Have we started bombing Kabul yet?
Or has Zod?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

Zod is waiting for the auction to conclude.
Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)


Don't fight me on the mini-bird! I need the crowd control.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (4fSQf)

481 Gang's all here? What are talking? Snapping green beans? Keg stands?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)


Apparently an orgy is working up.

I'm not an orgy guy, I'd have to buy a robe and lotions..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

482 I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

My deluxe party package is $500 for two hours but I'll give the Horde Discount and charge you $250 for one hour. It's a steal!

Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (YTOR6)

483 {{{AlaBama}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2021 08:29 PM (+4oV5)

484 481 Gang's all here? What are talking? Snapping green beans? Keg stands?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

Apparently an orgy is working up.

I'm not an orgy guy, I'd have to buy a robe and lotions..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

So, yer Hugh Hefner?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:29 PM (oHd/0)

485 I think I get Zod and Zuul mixed up

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 08:29 PM (AwPyG)

486 Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

---
My bucket list includes at least one Bama-Auburn game. Pray for me that this comes true.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:30 PM (ESLBo)

487 I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*additional rose petals distributed*

Posted by: Miklosian Tzampotli and Rose Ranch (a woodpecker free zone) at August 18, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

488 482 I'm here. I need y'all too. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3)

My deluxe party package is $500 for two hours but I'll give the Horde Discount and charge you $250 for one hour. It's a steal!
Posted by: Robert - 16 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (YTOR6)

The Paulo, does not give discounts, but sometimes he will work Pro Bono...

Posted by: The Paulo.. at August 18, 2021 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

489 473 WTF? Gordon is the home of signal pukes and it's in Augusta. I was commissioned signal and did SOBC there. Great base as far as Army goes. Airborne school was where the infantry train -- Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (KAi1n


Was at Ft Gordon in early 1970. I was infantry but they assigned me to an MP-AIT training Brigade. Put me in charge of a leadership training school for AIT squad leaders and Platoon guides. Didn't last long as RVN was calling.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 08:30 PM (8SSHh)

490 Willowed: "The State Department has also joined the U.N. in calling on the Taliban government to be "inclusive," with the "full and meaningful participation of women."


They do give them meaningful participation. They use them for making babies, sweeping for mines in front of them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

491
Vince Neil fans, here?

Here's Vince singing about Big Macs??

https://youtu.be/4pdQnZLEWNo?t=12

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:31 PM (N8iKR)

492 {{{Ladyl}}}

{{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

493 orgies are extremely overrated

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:31 PM (uCLWI)

494 Evening {{{Ladyl}}} and all 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (Agr8U)

495 486 Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

---
My bucket list includes at least one Bama-Auburn game. Pray for me that this comes true.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:30 PM (ESLBo


You won't regret that! Either stadium. It's an experience!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

496 I think I get Zod and Zuul mixed up


===


It's the hair.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (V13WU)

497 @486

one-sided affairs, lately.

Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (AwPyG)

498 >>Don't fight me on the mini-bird! I need the crowd control. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (4fSQf)

You can have the hardware. In fact, I've got TMs to spare/share.

Zod wants (rubs hand over substantial crotch) the confused weeping Caucasian female prisoners.

For the zoo. Not for me, sheesh.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (xK9An)

499 500!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (Agr8U)

500 The Horde will be with you... always.

Posted by: ghost of kari at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (OVQc5)

501 I think I get Zod and Zuul mixed up
Posted by: artemis at August 18, 2021 08:29 PM (AwPyG)


*takes a few steps away from artemis*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (K0bra)

502 Pompeo FBI
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Sidney Powell, with several actual elephants to accompany her


Posted by: Miklosian Proposalizations LLP at August 18, 2021 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)

503 Just getting here. Our idiot Guv Inbred is re-imposing a total indoor mask requirement again. Also, all school employees must be death jabbed and masked.
For the chillin's of course.
He's already to welcome3 1,000 Afghan refugees to Seattle and Tacoma, each. Spokane is warming up to take a bunch as well. How many will wear the mask?
I'm about done.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (FtJ1S)

504 499 500!

So close.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (ESLBo)

505 Orgy?

Sorry. I'm Christian

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (xopIz)

506 Fucking asshole nurse.

My son and wife are at the docs waiting for a test on RSV. Nurse said son may need to be tested for strep and covid. Wife said my husband and I just need a test for rsv thanks.

Nurse replies is your husband a doctor? Wife says no. Nurse says the doctor will be in shortly.

This is why I stayed home. I would start a fist fight.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (YglAn)

507 Apparently, they pay Vince Neil in Big Macs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (1R20R)

508 orgies are extremely overrated
Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:31 PM (uCLWI)


Those Yelp reviews are very untrustworthy.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

509 499 500! So close.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (ESLBo)


Story of my life ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (Agr8U)

510
Corgis?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (N8iKR)

511 Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.
Posted by: SFGoth
---------

*headslap*

I knew that. The memory dims.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*shakes dropped-on head*

Posted by: Miklos opvah theah at Ft. Jackson, which the High Class resort Facility with better weather at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)

512 I'm not an orgy guy, I'd have to buy a robe and lotions..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2021 08:28 PM (yQpMk)


Don't forget about growing the mustache and getting shag carpet and weird lighting.

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)

513 All future BAMA-Auburn games will be televised. Only legacy alumni (with big bucks) will be allowed to attend.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (xopIz)

514 Spokane is warming up to take a bunch as well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (FtJ1S)


WHAT?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:36 PM (K0bra)

515
Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican


What a c****************t.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:36 PM (N8iKR)

516 503 Our idiot Guv Inbred is re-imposing a total indoor mask requirement again. Also, all school employees must be death jabbed and masked. For the chillin's of course.
He's already to welcome 1,000 Afghan refugees to Seattle and Tacoma, each. Spokane is warming up to take a bunch as well. How many will wear the mask?
I'm about done.

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Our shitty NM governor is also re-imposing face diapers for indoor spaces starting Friday. I am waiting for the shutdowns or passports to be announced. I have stocked up in advance of all this just in case and will continue to maintain that standard.

WA vs. NM - At least I can sit outside in a pub in January.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (ESLBo)

517 Nothing says respect like begging hardline islamists to please be nice to women and puppies after they ran us out of the country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)

518 Those Yelp reviews are very untrustworthy.
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

their was no yelp in the 19th century

my activity bracket

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (uCLWI)

519 So close.
Posted by: LostInSpace

I remember what we called that when playing Quarters

But won't say it

Because this is a Smart Military Family Blog

Posted by: Miklos, suddenly reticent at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

520 Corgis?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:34 PM (N8iKR)

there are no Corgis! Only Zool!

Posted by: The Gatekeepr at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

521 466 Ft. Gordon? Well, at least there was the night life of Columbus close by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

WTF? Gordon is the home of signal pukes and it's in Augusta. I was commissioned signal and did SOBC there. Great base as far as Army goes. Airborne school was where the infantry train -- Benning. *Benning* is in Columbus, GA.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 18, 2021 08:24 PM (KAi1n)


No. *Beginning*. Home of the School for Wayward boys.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (8C7+r)

522 503 Just getting here. Our idiot Guv Inbred is re-imposing a total indoor mask requirement again. Also, all school employees must be death jabbed and masked.
For the chillin's of course.
He's already to welcome3 1,000 Afghan refugees to Seattle and Tacoma, each. Spokane is warming up to take a bunch as well. How many will wear the mask?
I'm about done.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (FtJ1S)

I thought you were talking about the Kali Gov until you mentioned Seattle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

523 "Is your husband a doctor?"

"Yes. Are you?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (xopIz)

524 Oh I have got to get the f*ck out of this state.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (K0bra)

525 Maybe this makes me unpopular since ace headlined it, but teasing "Bye-den" was a shitty thing to do when he knew what his scoop was.

Patriots have done nothing but get shit on for five years and all that stuff does is take advantage to people who want to cling to anything they can because everything sucks so fucking hard.

Asshole. Hope the BIG completely predictable, not surprising in the least, and won't make a fuck of a difference story was worth his "clicks".

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (tZUwc)

526 Don't forget about growing the mustache and getting shag carpet and weird lighting.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)

"hot tub hands" are the worst

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2021 08:39 PM (uCLWI)

527 Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:37 PM (ESLBo)

So, Hospitalizations and Positive tests spiking, yet DEATH RATE is not.

So... why are we locking up again?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

528 515
Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican

What a c****************t.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:36 PM (N8iKR)

*counts on fingers....

Nope

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

529 What am I saying five years? It goes back to 2005, maybe 1989. So sick of the bullshit. Just release the fucking story if it's so fucking BIG.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2021 08:39 PM (tZUwc)

530 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor? Wife says no. Nurse says the doctor will be in shortly.

This is why I stayed home. I would start a fist fight.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (YglAn)



I think my response is "No he's the father. And I'm the mother. And we're the ones that make the decisions for a our child."

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:40 PM (vMCab)

531 528 515
Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican

What a c****************t.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:36 PM (N8iKR)
*counts on fingers....
Nope
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

My response would have been? 'Why do they call if PRACTICING Medicine?'

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

532 Seriously, if John Nagl had gone back in time and presented his stupid fucking book to Patton, Patton would have slapped him in the fucking face and called him a retard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2021 08:41 PM (GOGEo)

533 506 Fucking asshole nurse.

My son and wife are at the docs waiting for a test on RSV. Nurse said son may need to be tested for strep and covid. Wife said my husband and I just need a test for rsv thanks.
Nurse replies is your husband a doctor? Wife says no. Nurse says the doctor will be in shortly.
This is why I stayed home. I would start a fist fight.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 18, 2021 08:33 PM (YglAn)

Guy stops by a clinic and asks to see the doctor. Nurse tells him to wait. 30 minutes later, a nurse comes by, he once again says he wants to see the doctor. Nurse asks for his insurance card, takes it, and leaves. 20 minutes later, she's back and takes his temp and blood pressure. She leaves, and another nurse sees him 30 minutes later, hand him some paperwork he has to fill out, and tells him to wait for the doctor. After another 40 minutes, he finally gets to see the doctor. Doctor says, "So, why are you here today"? Man says, "To drop off your new blinds".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:41 PM (ynpvh)

534 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?

Nurse Karen

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

535 I remember what we called that when playing Quarters
---------------
Rch?

Posted by: dartist at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (+ya+t)

536 I think my response is "No he's the father. And I'm the mother. And we're the ones that make the decisions for a our child."

Posted by: buzzion


"... not the hired help."

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (qH4Vk)

537 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?

==


You : " Are you a comedian ??"

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

538 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?


no, are you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (9zFPT)

539 Fort Gordon was Augusta as I recall. Remember driving by Augusta National sometimes.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (8SSHh)

540 527 So, Hospitalizations and Positive tests spiking, yet DEATH RATE is not. So... why are we locking up again?
---
Yep. 4% over a month. Deaths? Not so much unless you count taco trucks. We are locking up because the NM governor is a woke asshole. She would have been in the Sock Puppet cabinet but she didn't get the job she wanted. We were so close to being rid of her.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (ESLBo)

541 This appears to be the story of Covid, too. None of these leadership types actually knows how to wear the big boy pants because nobody's had to wear the big boy pants in about 80 years. So now there's several actual crisis events going on and they're all running around with their hair on fire, trying to solve it by shouting at all and sundry to Just Do Something.


I expect idiots like Jake Sullivan and Tony Blinken are stunned when the negotiating and debate techniques that worked for them in Ivy League debate competitions and mock-UN sessions don't work with goat herders and other yokels running third world sh!tholes. And the Chinese can out-fox these clowns as easy as sipping tea.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

542 535 I remember what we called that when playing Quarters
---------------
Rch?

Posted by: dartist at August 18, 2021 08:42 PM (+ya+t)

We used to use that metric in engineering...before it fell out of fashion, so to speak.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

543
Here's a blast from the past:

John Negroponte. (that name is hilarious!)

Remember this neocon cuck?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (N8iKR)

544 525 Maybe this makes me unpopular since ace headlined it, but teasing "Bye-den" was a shitty thing to do when he knew what his scoop was.

Patriots have done nothing but get shit on for five years and all that stuff does is take advantage to people who want to cling to anything they can because everything sucks so fucking hard.

Asshole. Hope the BIG completely predictable, not surprising in the least, and won't make a fuck of a difference story was worth his "clicks".
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (tZUwc)


I'm in complete agreement. It an important story but the "Bye-den" was bullshit click bait garbage.

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (vMCab)

545 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican

This is perfect.

Any question about masks etc, I will say "My Husband is a Doctor"

maybe caress moustache suggestively if hyper-Karen

Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)

546 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
--------------
Frayed knot

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (+ya+t)

547 524 Oh I have got to get the f*ck out of this state.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:38 PM (K0bra)

Friday!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:45 PM (U2p+3)

548 545 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican

This is perfect.

Any question about masks etc, I will say "My Husband is a Doctor"

maybe caress moustache suggestively if hyper-Karen

Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)

I like they "Why, are you?" riposte.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

549
Hey, it turned into MAD Magazine in here!

Snappy Answers For Stupid Questions!

Who wrote that crap, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:45 PM (N8iKR)

550 Friday!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2021 08:45 PM (U2p+3)


Yes!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (K0bra)

551 Someone needs to turn up Biden's hearing aid cause that guy is tone deaf.

Come on, man! That was like four or five days ago!

Biden is just pissed that everyone knows he's a worthless, idiot turd now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

552 Who wrote that crap, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer


Why, are you a writer?

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (qH4Vk)

553 Hiya Jordan.
Yeah, bad news for everyone.
There was a blurb on KREM's website a bit ago.
No idea of numbers,

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (FtJ1S)

554 548 545 Nurse replies is your husband a doctor?
Posted by: thathalfrican

This is perfect.

Any question about masks etc, I will say "My Husband is a Doctor"
maybe caress moustache suggestively if hyper-Karen
Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)
I like they "Why, are you?" riposte.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

In truth, for every positive COVID test they get, the hospital gets more money from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

555

Well done, davidt!

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (N8iKR)

556 Good evening {{{S'Puppy}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (+4oV5)

557 Don't forget about growing the mustache and getting shag carpet and weird lighting.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)

Shag carpet.

You just had to mention the shag carpet.

Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (c7nKG)

558 We used to speak of "decapitation strikes" knowing that a government/military paralyzed by temporary lack of leadership and chain of command is pretty much useless.

Having done this to ourselves by "electing" a brainless blob to be "President" with the box-checking exercise of elevating Cacklin' Harris to the VP slot, and filling the upper echelons of the military with ideologues who think more like a woke HR Department than as military planners, what are the odds an opportunistic, ruthless near-peer power takes advantage of the lack of leadership and confusion to, say, invade Taiwan?

Posted by: Zek at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (w/5KC)

559 I'm in complete agreement. It an important story but the "Bye-den" was bullshit click bait garbage.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (vMCab


I'm a little lost. What article?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

560 551 Someone needs to turn up Biden's hearing aid cause that guy is tone deaf.
Come on, man! That was like four or five days ago!
Biden is just pissed that everyone knows he's a worthless, idiot turd now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

At least turds can fertilize a field. What comes out of Biden ain't that useful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

561 Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Karen!

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (Xrfse)

562 543 Here's a blast from the past: John Negroponte. (that name is hilarious!). Remember this neocon cuck?
---
Game on. Paul Wolfowitz (this fuck along with Rumsfeld and Cheney) tried to suck in George I into nation building during Iraq. He told them to pack sand. Sadly there was a George II who didn't listen to George I.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (ESLBo)

563 557 Don't forget about growing the mustache and getting shag carpet and weird lighting.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)
Shag carpet.
You just had to mention the shag carpet.
Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (c7nKG)

What, no water beds and ceiling mirrors?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

564 Hiya Jordan.
Yeah, bad news for everyone.
There was a blurb on KREM's website a bit ago.
No idea of numbers,
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (FtJ1S)


I just found it. "Preparations are being made to provide translators, access to services and familiarize them with the Spokane area." Awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:49 PM (K0bra)

565 Who wrote that crap, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer


Why, are you a writer?
Posted by: davidt

just words

Posted by: B. Hussein, writer and Bringer of Peace at August 18, 2021 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

566 They don't care what you think because they don't need to care what you think.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:49 PM (OoCxN)

567 562 543 Here's a blast from the past: John Negroponte. (that name is hilarious!). Remember this neocon cuck?
---
Game on. Paul Wolfowitz (this fuck along with Rumsfeld and Cheney) tried to suck in George I into nation building during Iraq. He told them to pack sand. Sadly there was a George II who didn't listen to George I.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (ESLBo)

God Help us if there's a George III; that'll lead to revolution.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (ynpvh)

568 What fresh hell is in store tomorrow?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (OoCxN)

569 I wonder Biden's government actually expected leadership out of him or were just determined to enact their own agendas.

Posted by: Javems at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (8SSHh)

570 You just had to mention the shag carpet.
Posted by: tbodie

*coy but quizzical look*

Posted by: Miklos, International Man of Mystery (shag is the State Dance) at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

571 563 557 Don't forget about growing the mustache and getting shag carpet and weird lighting.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)
Shag carpet.
You just had to mention the shag carpet.
Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2021 08:47 PM (c7nKG)

What, no water beds and ceiling mirrors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (ynpvh)


What room is complete without a disco ball?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (8C7+r)

572 I know that at one time bombers used to paint bombs on the aircraft to show their missions.
Is it in poor taste to do the same with Afghanis in C-17's.

Yes, I'm not a nice person.
I can give references if needed.
The Sec of State declared that Kabul is nothing like Saigon. He isn't wrong. Most American civilians GTFO before teh NVA rolled in.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (FtJ1S)

573 563 What, no water beds and ceiling mirrors?
---
Climate change requires water conservation and ceilings are not inclusive to the unhoused. You are something of a trigger factory. Is your Mom ashamed of you?

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (ESLBo)

574 A Spanish Twitter account with an Apu Apustaja frog avatar has successfully negotiated with the Taliban for fair and humane treatment of Spanish citizens at the nation's embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan. The Spanish government had seemingly failed to establish a clear and open line of communication with the Taliban, inspiring the owner of the frog-avatar account to take action.

https://is.gd/PFbtPr

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (DoxrF)

575 >>> 564 Hiya Jordan.
Yeah, bad news for everyone.
There was a blurb on KREM's website a bit ago.
No idea of numbers,
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:46 PM (FtJ1S)

I just found it. "Preparations are being made to provide translators, access to services (speaking of translation) craploads of free shit that you h8terz are paying for and familiarize them with the Spokane area." Awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:49 PM (K0bra)

This is *several expletives deleted*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (ACi07)

576 572 I know that at one time bombers used to paint bombs on the aircraft to show their missions.
Is it in poor taste to do the same with Afghanis in C-17's.

Yes, I'm not a nice person.
I can give references if needed.
The Sec of State declared that Kabul is nothing like Saigon. He isn't wrong. Most American civilians GTFO before teh NVA rolled in.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (FtJ1S)

So, worse then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

577 What, no water beds and ceiling mirrors?

Are you a doctor? *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 18, 2021 08:52 PM (Xrfse)

578 I'm a little lost. What article?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)


The article about Biden ending Trump's program for planning for quick evacuation of US citizens from a war zone. To prevent another Benghazi. The author teased it with "Real Big Story. Bye-den (hand wave emojii.)"

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:52 PM (vMCab)

579 573 563 What, no water beds and ceiling mirrors?
---
Climate change requires water conservation and ceilings are not inclusive to the unhoused. You are something of a trigger factory. Is your Mom ashamed of you?

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:51 PM (ESLBo)


My Mom hates me and tried to sue me. That didn't work out so well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:52 PM (ynpvh)

580 Carpet Burns were the trampstamps of their day.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 08:52 PM (52jLw)

581
Do you know how many cocksucking asshole drivers I encounter *every* *fucking* *day* pulling dumb shit stunts that might save them approximately 0.0095328 seconds of time?

__________

My drive - at about 5:45 - to church on Sunday morning features at least one driver either seriously hung over or still drunk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2021 08:53 PM (/U27+)

582 I am sure the americans were assured that there was no way the taliban would take the country before Oct, and even if they did, we would never leave anyone behind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (OoCxN)

583 What fresh hell is in store tomorrow?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (OoCxN)


I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (K0bra)

584 I don't think Seinfeld mentioned water beds and ceiling mirrors. That would be too clever for him.

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (vMCab)

585 OT: nursing homes are now requiring all workers to be vaxxed or they will lose both medicare and medicaid funding. As per a new Xiden dictat.

Since they survive on those funds, they will either j@b everyone with God only knows results, or end up closing because of lack of staff.

Such a bright future for everyone nearing the Golden Age...

Posted by: Vyx at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (a87kG)

586 You thought Obama paying ransom to get sailors back from iran was bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (OoCxN)

587 581
Do you know how many cocksucking asshole drivers I encounter *every* *fucking* *day* pulling dumb shit stunts that might save them approximately 0.0095328 seconds of time?
__________
My drive - at about 5:45 - to church on Sunday morning features at least one driver either seriously hung over or still drunk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2021 08:53 PM (/U27+)

Some places have a higher density of assholes and idiots than other places.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (ynpvh)

588 You just had to mention the shag carpet.
Posted by: tbodie

*coy but quizzical look*
Posted by: Miklos, International Man of Mystery (shag is the State Dance) at August 18, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

That only works in the movies.

Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (c7nKG)

589 BREAKING

The Village People to reunite for Afghan Refugee fundraiser

Posted by: MiklosWatch at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)

590 That bitcoin guy is hot. Much better than King Harv. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (Xrfse)

591 Asshole. Hope the BIG completely predictable, not surprising in the least, and won't make a fuck of a difference story was worth his "clicks".
Posted by: ...

I wasted half my day waiting on that story to break. Dude is a prick for all the reasons you listed and he has pulled shit before.
Plan trusters keep using hope for clicks and clout. They aren't doing Trump any favors behaving this way.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (DoxrF)

592 586 You thought Obama paying ransom to get sailors back from iran was bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (OoCxN)

Biden can send Buttigieg to suck off pay off the Taliban.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

593 543 Here's a blast from the past: John Negroponte. (that name is hilarious!) Remember this neocon cuck?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 18, 2021 08:44 PM (N8iKR)

True story. The manmade pond at the north entrance to the DIAC was (risibly) named "Lake Negroponte." The new addition to DIA HQ was supposed to house him and his high-speed ODNI staff. Geese shit all over it. Plastic wolves were installed to want off the geese. No dice. The black granite landing is covered in green goose-shit.

Lake Negroponte.

Posted by: ZOD at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (xK9An)

594 580 Carpet Burns were the trampstamps of their day.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 08:52 PM (52jLw)


I only got those on the insides of my knees.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (8C7+r)

595 Carpet Burns were the trampstamps of their day.
Posted by: Getting the banned back

"Islamic glare*

Posted by: Mullahs with odd foreheads at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

596 Can't wait for the new Afghanistan drivers here!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (52jLw)

597 The Village People to reunite for Afghan Refugee fundraiser

Young men, there's no need to feel down...

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (Xrfse)

598 semi-early ONT



nood

Posted by: banana Dream at August 18, 2021 08:56 PM (zH+TV)

599 568 What fresh hell is in store tomorrow?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done!

---
I thought the great appeal of The Sock Puppet is he was the only adult on the planet who could cause us to stop hyperventilating. I feel like I have been groped and dump.

Dear Abby,

I am in an abusive relationship and I can't get out. And now he is fucking up Afghanistan. I feel so cheated on. What should I do?

America

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 08:57 PM (ESLBo)

600 They will pull that with all healthcare workers soon. Nursing homes are the trial balloon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 18, 2021 08:57 PM (OoCxN)

601 I am sure the americans were assured that there was no way the taliban would take the country before Oct,

We have the intelligence report right here! *waves papers*

Posted by: Gen. Mark Vamilli at August 18, 2021 08:57 PM (fFtVH)

602 willowed again *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 18, 2021 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

603 My blood is still boiling. So much so I forgot I posted.

Loved the response and comebacks horde. Truth be told I would have let loose a string of profanities.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 18, 2021 08:58 PM (YglAn)

604 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 18, 2021 08:55 PM (DoxrF)

Big stories happen and their headlines *instantly* appear. You know, stuff like "Twin Towers Attacked".

Any time someone teases a huge story to be released at a later time is just fucking with you. I don't care who they are. Unless it's someone like Trump or Breitbart where you know you're getting a show.

I agree it's an important story. Crazy notion ---> put it in a headline and let it fly. News that's a mystery isn't news, it's theater. I'm mad on behalf of people who got taken.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2021 08:59 PM (tZUwc)

605 Joe Biden did not kill himself.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 18, 2021 09:02 PM (Rmprz)

606 Dear God,

The world has gone crazy and I feel the need to count my blessings. Some of my public blessing include Muddy Waters, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Edward Hopper, Don Martin, The President, You, Willie Mays, Sandy Koufax, Labradors, John Ford, and more Labradors. And my current prayers, public and private, are that all of our fellow citizens get home safely in spite of everything The Sock Puppet and is merry band of lunatics have done and not done.

Lost In Space

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 18, 2021 09:05 PM (ESLBo)

607 OT: nursing homes are now requiring all workers to be vaxxed or they will lose both medicare and medicaid funding. As per a new Xiden dictat.

Since they survive on those funds, they will either j@b everyone with God only knows results, or end up closing because of lack of staff.

Such a bright future for everyone nearing the Golden Age...

Posted by: Vyx at August 18, 2021 08:54 PM (a87kG)

One way or another, they are out to kill the elderly.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2021 09:07 PM (eoQWY)

608 "Is your husband a doctor?"

"No, my husband is William P. Hobby."

"That's the name of our Oncology Wing..."

"Yup, same guy."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 18, 2021 11:22 PM (49Exr)

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