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Kabul '75: Video Shows Terrified Afghan Civilians Clinging Desperately to Departing US Jets, Then Plunging To Their Deaths as Their Grips Give Out

thefallofkabulwithicecream

BTW, I have several Kabul-related posts. One is about Biden Hidin' again. I'll post that soon. There are enough stories here that multiple posts are warranted.

Kabul fell in one single day.

Is that correct, though? For a city to "fall," it must actually attempt to resist the barbarians at the gates, right?

Instead, Kabul just surrendered to the Taliban, in a deal that seems to have been made weeks ago.

Taliban fighters took control of Kabul on Sunday as the Afghan government collapsed, President Ashraf Ghani fled, and the long-dominant American presence appeared to be coming to an abrupt and chaotic end after nearly 20 years, with tens of thousands of people trying to escape.

The takeover of the sprawling capital city had been years in the making, but was ultimately accomplished in a single day. Insurgent fighters, fresh off their conquests in each of Afghanistan's provincial hubs, faced little to no resistance as they entered the city Sunday morning.

By evening, the Taliban were giving television interviews in the presidential palace, just hours after Ghani had departed Afghanistan. And the Pentagon was speeding an additional 1,000 troops to Kabul's airport to assist with the withdrawal of U.S. personnel after the American flag was lowered from the embassy.

Below: some of those "tens of thousands" of people fleeing the Taliban pitifully clutch the sides of US jets even as they're taking off in an effort to escape their future murderers.


Totally not Saigon:

A major theme of conservative reportage: Despite Biden's lies, everyone knew this would happen, and happen this quickly, too.

But they just lied and lied and lied some more.

And our military leaders and "intelligence" services enabled the lies and repeated them.

Posobiec published this text message from a military officer in the region, saying that the intelligence predicted that exactly this would happen, and that Biden was therefore straight-up lying to the country for the past few months.

Impeachable offense.


intelligencepredictedthis.jpg

Well done, Sundown. Get yourself an ice cream cone.


Video of Biden promising that there will not be anyone being lifted off the roof of the US embassy.

No, they'll just be falling to their deaths after clutching the sides of US jets.

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

2 Trump's Afghanistan.

/

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:09 AM (dL5Rm)

3 I'm alternating between rage and grief. Son texted me earlier how "f*cking angry" he is, remembering his buddies who died over there, and his two best buds who committed suicide after returning home.

And I am reminded how close, within seconds, our son came to losing his life to a mortar round.

DIAF, Biden and minions. And all of the progs who voted for you.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

4 Looks like Biden's favorite is Rocky Road.

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (dL5Rm)

5 Instead, Kabul just surrendered to the Taliban, in a deal that seems to have been made weeks ago.


Just wait until GloboHomoPedo Joe surrenders to China.

Oh wait. That might have already happened.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (TMb1F)

6 Going to be tough to respond to these 10 Ace posts at once.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (sX1BW)

7 America rejected Leftist rule in 2020, hence the months of mail in cheating and the panicky last second ballot box stuffing.

I don't think America likes what it's seeing.

How America reacts will be interesting to watch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (LvTSG)

8 I can't wait for them to show up in the millions in the US as refugees. 28 year old men will be going to your kids school.

They're all a bunch of inbred cowards.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (rgPy5)

9 US Intelligence is a oxymoron

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:11 AM (I2VcN)

10 And Jen Psaki is on vacation. Probably a blessing, as we won't have to see her nasty face as she lies.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:11 AM (ptqGC)

11 Instead, Kabul just surrendered to the Taliban, in a deal that seems to have been made weeks ago.

------

An inspiring blueprint for the White House to the surrender to the Chinese one day.

At least the Big Guy will get a hefty 10% ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:11 AM (dL5Rm)

12 Oh, and the Taliban buying off Afghan officials?

Sounds pretty much just like China buying off US gov officials on both sides of the aisle.

/remember, you can't say China virus...

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (TMb1F)

13 Is that correct, though? For a city to "fall," it must actually attempt to resist the barbarians at the gates, right?

Instead, Kabul just surrendered to the Taliban, in a deal that seems to have been made weeks ago.

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Right. This is what sort nibbled around the edges of last week when things started to collapse. The Taliban *is* the government, clearly. They're not only not being fought, they're being assisted and welcomed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (3p5uk)

14 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

Amen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (I2VcN)

15 I'm alternating between rage and grief.

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I'm right there with you, and I do not share the same closeness you do to the situation. God Bless your son and his friends.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (sX1BW)

16 Thank God the mean tweets stopped though.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (yU31s)

17 can't wait for them to show up in the millions in the US as refugees. 28 year old men will be going to your kids school.

And they'll be from Syria, because, who can tell?

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (pbStR)

18 Afghanistan

I want my money back

The lives too, but we can start with the money

Posted by: Mikos needs his own personal fucking monastery at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (QzkSJ)

19 JOE MUST GO!

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (Z32m1)

20 The only pleasure I've gotten out of this day was tuning in to AM Joke, and seeing Mika, looking like she's been on a bender all weekend, dark circles under her eyes, admitting Joe has screwed up bigly.

Even CNN has the sadz.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

21 >> Below: some of those "tens of thousands" of people fleeing the Taliban pitifully clutch the sides of US jets even as they're taking off in an effort to escape their future murderers.

Some probably crawled into the main gear wheel wells. Ugh. The poor people falling off the plane at least had a less physically painful end.

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (AMIL/)

22 On July 8, 2021, Bidete assured the nation that the Taliban was no match for the Afghan army of 300,000 strong...and that U.S. intelligence had not concluded that collapse of Afghan govt. was likely:

https://tinyurl.com/9jwu8yjn


Remember, the Biden administration hands the questions out to the press to ask (this was slipped out a few months ago by accident), and he has the answers on a teleprompter.

This was all arranged and carefully prepared. And they still couldn't get it right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (KZzsI)

23 Acosta desperately blames Trump today, joined by Natasha Bertrand. That's the blind asininity we live with in the Propaganda Press. Even the Pentagon is blaming Hiden, as is - crazy but true - Mika Brezinski. But the Russian Colluders are till out there clinging to the Blame Trump jets.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (mZzAJ)

24 I read somewhere Kabul is like the same size as Chicago ?

is this true ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (uCLWI)

25 20 can't wait for them to show up in the millions in the US as refugees. 28 year old men will be going to your kids school.

And they'll be from Syria, because, who can tell?
Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2021 11:12 AM (pbStR)

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That sounds like a Europe problem.

But hey, maybe some of the current refugees in Europe who hate Europe because it's not a backwards Islamic caliphate will decide to give Afghanistan a try now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

26 I'm going to go ahead and not care about Afghanistan.
The Afghans done' care.. why should we?

The CIA will grow poppies somewhere else...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (53oGX)

27
How America reacts will be interesting to watch.

If CNN says this is fine, this is fine. Amerikkka will not ever react until Facebook/Twitter/Netflix are shut off.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (lw49D)

28 If there's any lesson to be learned from the Afghanistan mess, I hope it's twofold:

1. Nation building doesn't work.
2. If you're going to war, commit to actually going to war and obliterating the enemy.

But with the tyrant leftists and neocons (but I repeat myself) in charge, we'll be in another quagmire before the next presidential election comes about.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (khAeP)

29 Heckuva job, Deep State.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (Bmy3R)

30 The money blown there I don't give a fuck about...the cost of so many of our brave men and women who were killed, maimed, and changed forever in that shithole fucking country deserve better.

Where do they and their families go for their restitution??

It should start with every military yes man put against a wall followed by our intelligence society that have done nothing but look at the dick in their hands. Keep repeating until the entire cancer on these organizations is gone.

Then every politician responsible for this debacle over the last 20 years should be hung on the front lawn of the White House.

That's where the repayment should start.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: H Badger at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (n/0Nw)

31 Heard Brian Kilmead on the radio this morning, while interviewing Michael Goodwin, report that three people apparently were crushed after jumping into the landing gear of an American plane taking off -- which subsequently halted all flights.

Don't know if true or confirmed ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (dL5Rm)

32 Begin. Behead, Better.

Posted by: redenzo at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (E7vND)

33 Perhaps before they dragged the military out they could have removed those from the Embassy and Civilians

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (I2VcN)

34 31 If there's any lesson to be learned from the Afghanistan mess, I hope it's twofold:

1. Nation building doesn't work.
2. If you're going to war, commit to actually going to war and obliterating the enemy.

But with the tyrant leftists and neocons (but I repeat myself) in charge, we'll be in another quagmire before the next presidential election comes about.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (khAeP)

========

Jacksonian foreign policy > Wilsonian foreign policy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

35 Turns out you can't teach 200+ years of free thought and religious liberty. Who knew?

Posted by: Flyguy at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (3sOO0)

36 I'm alternating between rage and grief.


Could you give me a kick? I'm stuck on rage.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (OCTRt)

37 rookie mistake, read it all

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (ei6Dp)

38
This shows the need for diversity, inclusion, equity and climate control.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (z9hLK)

39 There's not a country in the world that will, or should, trust us after this.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (bhRsz)

40 Video of Biden promising that there will not be anyone being lifted off the roof of the US embassy.

No, they'll just be falling to their deaths after clutching the sides of US jets.


When I heard of this I thought NFW it was true; clinging to helicopters is one thing. Then the videos in the tweets.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

41 The nuts part is we some how managed to completely dismantle the Northern Alliance (our notional allies) while building up the Taliban. Taliban is in firmer control of Afghanistan today than on the day we first invaded ... that is the definition of strategic failure.

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (dYe5S)

42 Acosta desperately blames Trump today, joined by Natasha Bertrand. That's the blind asininity we live with in the Propaganda Press. Even the Pentagon is blaming Hiden, as is - crazy but true - Mika Brezinski. But the Russian Colluders are till out there clinging to the Blame Trump jets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (mZzAJ)
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This is not the result of Trump's withdrawal plan. They made that *very* clear earlier on. Kamala made hay over her input to the strategy. They went out of their way, time and again, to point out that this wasn't Trump's faulty strategy but their new, professional, effective strategy formed by the adults in the room.

No backsies. You did this, Biden Administration. You own it. Your strategy was nothing like Trump's, and the outcome is yours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (3p5uk)

43 I read somewhere Kabul is like the same size as Chicago ?

is this true ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Within two weeks, probably safer

Posted by: Mikos needs his own serious monastery at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (QzkSJ)

44 34 Has Trump pounced or seized on this yet?

He has commented but of course he is banned from most media so at this point those who hear it are backers

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (I2VcN)

45 39 Turns out you can't teach 200+ years of free thought and religious liberty. Who knew?
Posted by: Flyguy at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (3sOO0)

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Yes, you can. We had a generation to raise a new breed of population in Afghanistan. We never had the will to wipe out their backwards culture, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

46 The bottom line is that Afghanistan wants to be ruled by a crushing tyrannical extremist faction of Islam, except for a few thousand rare people. The government wanted it. The military wanted it. The population wanted it.

So they can have it. As long as we remember to put a boot in their face any time they try to pull any crap with us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (KZzsI)

47 "The Afghan Air Force didn't take flight because Joe Biden refused to let outside maintenance crews into Afghanistan, effectively grounding the fleet."

Limited sympathy for a "country" that couldn't figure out in 20 years that they needed to learn how to maintain their own planes.

Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)

48 Of course, if the GOP actually wanted to be an opposition party, they would be shoving this down Stinkfinger's throat 24/7.

But they don't.

And if any of the stooges who think they ought to be the presidential nominee were part of an opposition party, they would be holding press conferences to directly tell the world, "America in the hands of Democrats is not your friend. Democrats will betray and murder you. So think twice, 'allies,' before you decide that a smooth-talking Democrat is more 'respectable' than a blunt Republican. Because your country's existence may depend on it."

But they won't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (2JVJo)

49 So, Kabul had their own version of Falling Man this weekend. Everything almost, but certainly not quite, goes full circle after 20 years.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (mdjgu)

50 Can we call Joey "No helicopters lifting off" Bidet Meyer now?

If I could swap out all the traitors in DC for those stranded at Kabul I would this instant, starting with Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (LE8xc)

51 WhatsAP, owned by Facebook supplied the communications tech to the Taliban, as they blitzkrieged Kabul.


Trump is banned from all social media, but enemies at war with the United States use their technology. In more civilized times, traitors were shot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (mZzAJ)

52 9 TJM,
Assuming no hostage situation and spike in terrorism, my guess is that most Americans will shrug over foreign policy disasters. But, it will definitely hurt the military, intel, and the national security leadership in their reputation and future earnings working for defense contractors.

The coming spike though of inflation coupled with open borders, crime, and shortages of all sorts of products is the thing that brings down governments.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (pO7gM)

53 34 Has Trump pounced or seized on this yet?
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (nkobF)


I'm thinking that Don's got his mitts full just pouncing on Melania

I projeact a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (uCLWI)

54 That General Milley is quite the conquerer. Top Men.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (/MaDp)

55 project *

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (uCLWI)

56 He has commented but of course he is banned from most media so at this point those who hear it are backers

Have Trump email us. We can post it on our Twitter account.

Posted by: The Taliban at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (pbStR)

57 1. Nation building doesn't work.
2. If you're going to war, commit to actually going to war and obliterating the enemy.


2 can lead to 1, as proven conclusively after WW2, but we didn't do 2, so we couldn't achieve 1.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (KZzsI)

58 I don't think America likes what it's seeing.

How America reacts will be interesting to watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (LvTSG)


You want nihilism, TJM? This is nihilism: how America reacts will not make a dime's worth of difference. How America counts the votes is all that matters.

I need a nap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

59 At least that person could fall to their death knowing there were no mean tweets.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (AMQWO)

60 Were the people falling to their deaths aware of the fact that Trump said pussy?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (auAfW)

61 IIRC, during the 2020 campaign Joe frequently bashed Trump for not taking responsibility for problems he caused, followed by Joe promising he would always be honest with the American People and admit it when he made mistakes.

Over to you, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (AMIL/)

62 I certainly hope this doesn't interrupt the rollout of the CRT training to the military.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (PiwSw)

63 Joe,

this is your legacy as a Biden.

Mission Accomplished.


SMFH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (M+Lyo)

64 Did you guys see there's another bit of damning information in Biden's little Camp David picture?

Apparently the clocks are set to standard time, which means the photo was taken before March.

https://bit.ly/3yRX2TF
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (i0wNm)
++++
Or the clocks were wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)

65 56 9 TJM,
Assuming no hostage situation and spike in terrorism, my guess is that most Americans will shrug over foreign policy disasters. But, it will definitely hurt the military, intel, and the national security leadership in their reputation and future earnings working for defense contractors.

The coming spike though of inflation coupled with open borders, crime, and shortages of all sorts of products is the thing that brings down governments.
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (pO7gM)

==========

Very few people will hold up Afghanistan as the reason they feel that Biden's administration is a failure, but it's going to be a very large supporting argument. "Everything costs too much, and crime is spiking everywhere. And, on top of it! He fucked up Afghanistan!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

66 62 1. Nation building doesn't work.


Nation building begins at home

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (uCLWI)

67 Has Trump pounced or seized on this yet?
Posted by: ...
__

Yea, honestly his response was pretty juvenile. Biden should resign and wasn't really elected anyway.

I know some love this side of him, I just think people want something more Presidential right now.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (rgPy5)

68 Probably already mentioned: All MEN civilians at Kabul airport. Guess it's women and children last in A-stan!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

69 I was about to say that this was a fitting end to The Bush Doctrine.

But, sadly, it's not the end of anything. It was always, in reality, the Deep State Doctrine not "Bushism" and the same treasonous, inept, corrupt, unaccountable and unelected Deep State will still be in charge tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (Bmy3R)

70 The message to Taipei couldn't be clearer. The dollar ceases to be the reserve currency when the PRC absorbs Taiwan, which may be a feature and not a bug for some folks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (LY6Ds)

71 I'm waiting for the Biden clown show to tell us that Afghanistan was an unimportant sideshow, and we never should have been there. Except they spent years telling us Bush was an idiot fighting the wrong war in Iraq. The REAL enemy was in Afghanistan.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (ZsR3z)

72 luis martinez
@LMartinezABC
Pentagon confirms reviewing two U.S. locations inside U.S. to house up to 22,000 Afghan interpreters and families/SIV's
8:43 AM · Aug 16, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (MFZ8i)

73 "You fucked up. You trusted us."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (xopIz)

74 Has CNN pointed out that none of the Taliban are wearing masks?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (/MaDp)

75 So what to think... Is all this an engineered debacle to show the United States as an impotent untrustworthy country, broadcast as such to the world? If so, who engineered the debacle? And what is their long game?

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (6Je/Q)

76 Its was good thing that Alexander the Great didn't have an industrial military complex back in Macedonia. Otherwise, his military conquests in this area of the world would have unraveled before he even reached India.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (TNyrE)

77 Mark Theissen pretty much summed up the situation in a stunning remark this morning (paraphrasing):

"The last time we saw people falling to their deaths was on 9/11. And today we're watching men falling to their deaths in desperation to escape the Taliban."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (ptqGC)

78 I, for one, look forward to 5,000,000 Afghan "refugees" that will demand Sharia Law and start killing American Christians and Jews. Pretty sure the MSM/DNC will be OK with that.

On the positive side, it will be fun watching the Left figure out who is at the top of the Grievance Tote Board: Trans People or Muslims. Especially when the gay/trans killings by our New Muslim Overlords start.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (kFA7a)

79 Wasn't Afghanistan the "GOOD WAR"?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (/MaDp)

80
Bank it - within one year, the universal accepted wisdom will be "the disaster in A'stan was because of Orangemanbad," and anyone who says otherwise will be labeled a crank and a white supremacist.

Bush, Obama, Biden? Of course not. Trump's fault. He's Emmanuel Goldstein, and nothing will change that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (GdOWZ)

81 In the fleeing Non-Taliban Afghan men's defense, butt fucking young hairless boys is normalized and basically legal in America. I say let them all in.

Posted by: Jimmy Comet at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (9p92i)

82 Ace.

Up early.

And. Pouncin'.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (3in2O)

83 85 Wasn't Afghanistan the "GOOD WAR"?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (/MaDp)

=======

Obama told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

84 >>Acosta desperately blames Trump today, joined by Natasha Bertrand. That's the blind asininity we live with in the Propaganda Press.


Almost positive Natasha Bertrand is one of Fusion GPS's mouthpieces.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

85 Of course, if the GOP actually wanted to be an opposition party...

Just think of the names the 'Harlem Globetrotters' and the 'Washington Generals'... How long have they been trying to tell us something?

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (DMQdU)

86 79 Has CNN pointed out that none of the Taliban are wearing masks?

I read that CNN was praising them for wearing masks yesterday.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (Bmy3R)

87 Did B52s destroy the Afghan Air Force?

Posted by: Goatweed at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (90fhE)

88 One the one hand thousands of innocents will be murdered. On the other hand no more mean tweets. Right Libs?

Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

89 Limited sympathy for a "country" that couldn't figure out in 20 years that they needed to learn how to maintain their own planes.
Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)


Fair enough, but our """leadership""" had to know that, and, knowing that, they refused anyway.

If you are aware of a supposed ally's limitations in a time of crisis, and then refuse to do anything to help with those limitations, what does that say about you?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (bhRsz)

90 Of course, if the GOP actually wanted to be an opposition party, they would be shoving this down Stinkfinger's throat 24/7.

But they don't.


This is when we get the passive aggressive namby pamby "don't interrupt your opponent when he's flailing incoherently" excuse for not having an alternative policy.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (y7DUB)

91 Hey, the general order now is to import our terrorists from... wherever... and claim the problem is homegrown... and perhaps the majorit of people buy the bullshit...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (6Je/Q)

92 >>Pentagon confirms reviewing two U.S. locations inside U.S. to house up to 22,000 Afghan interpreters and families/SIV's


Don't worry.

Their children on't turn Jihadi until they are at least 12.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (fdSNf)

93 37 Perhaps before they dragged the military out they could have removed those from the Embassy and Civilians
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:14 AM (I2VcN)

That would mean admitting that leaving would give the country to the enemy.. and we just can't admit things...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (53oGX)

94 I don't think this is having much impact on American voters' attitude. The rest of the world can go to hell as long as they can afford lattes and gas. People vote with their wallet, not based on world events. Inflation, gas prices, that kind of thing is angering people. Afghanis falling from airplanes and Haiti being smashed with another earthquake makes them donate to some charity, but go on with their lives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

95 Dem Prez, Dem Senate, Dem House and we have a total clusterfuck. How could this happen?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (/MaDp)

96 Or the clocks were wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)


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That's ridiculous. The clocks in the President's situation room are set to the Navy Master Clock. They aren't "wrong".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (mZzAJ)

97 "I read somewhere Kabul is like the same size as Chicago?"

Kabul 4.5 mil

New York City 8.2 mil
Los Angeles 3.9 mil
Chicago 2.7 mil
Houston 2.4 mil

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (49Exr)

98 So I guess when Biden said "America is back", he meant "back to the Carter years"

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (rStan)

99 On the positive side, it will be fun watching the Left figure out who is at the top of the Grievance Tote Board: Trans People or Muslims. Especially when the gay/trans killings by our New Muslim Overlords start.
Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (kFA7a)


I think they already ran the pilot program for that calculation in Amsterdam in 2004. Theo Van Gogh is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (PiwSw)

100 At least the Afghans have been trained to identify White Rage and their personal pronouns. So this is not as bad a situation as it seems.

Posted by: Gen. Milley at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (PvJM2)

101 40-45 million Americans just got a 25% raise on the food stamps

they don't give a shit about Afghanistan

Biden can build out from there

IK, it's sad

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (uCLWI)

102 RazorFist has a rant out about the fiery, but peaceful fall of Afghanistan before Hiden' Xi-den.

https://tinyurl.com/4eej9k55

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (wQb4c)

103 Limited sympathy for a "country" that couldn't figure out in 20 years that they needed to learn how to maintain their own planes.
Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)

One possible bright spot. There is no way that they'll be able to maintain the armaments that we left there for them. Right? RIGHT??

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (mdjgu)

104 The message to Taipei couldn't be clearer. The dollar ceases to be the reserve currency when the PRC absorbs Taiwan, which may be a feature and not a bug for some folks.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (LY6Ds)
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It's a feature for the globalists, to a point, but they might be wrong about it. It's a bug for anyone who uses the USD, including the gigantic Eurodollar structure.

You think we have inflation and shortages now? Hold on to your ass because without reserve status, the re-equilibration of relative currency value - and the unsustainability of continuous massive current account deficits - will hit all at once. Imports will get terribly expensive almost immediately, as well as harder to get. And we no longer have an adequate domestic industrial base to fill the gaps. When this happens, it will be a *very* lean following decade - and that's only if we don't fuck it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (3p5uk)

105 Video of Biden promising that there will not be anyone being lifted off the roof of the US embassy.

No, they'll just be falling to their deaths after clutching the sides of US jets.

When I heard of this I thought NFW it was true; clinging to helicopters is one thing. Then the videos in the tweets.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:15 AM (y7DUB)


Sadly it happened during the fall of South Vietnam at the Hue Bugout, and after the Fall of Saigon (Which according to our esteemed Secretary of State, Blinken is no where near Kabul), and before that when Castro took Havana.

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (Z32m1)

106 https://bit.ly/3yRX2TF
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (i0wNm)
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Or the clocks were wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They are all timed to GMT (or UTC) with allowance for British Daylight Time.

The Brits introduced Daylight Savings time in WWI, largely to get the factory workers out of the pubs one hour earlier.

Posted by: Miklos studied so that you don't have to at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (QzkSJ)

107 How much did we spend on that Embassy, again?

How much to arm up the Afghani Army and AF?

Well worth it. At any expense.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (fdSNf)

108 So our 20 year Afghan saga begins and ends with airplanes and people jumping to their deaths....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (mR6Gs)

109 "The Afghan Air Force didn't take flight because Joe Biden refused to let outside maintenance crews into Afghanistan, effectively grounding the fleet."

Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)

Perhaps part of the plan - knowing we'd be here today?

Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (H6twj)

110 Acosta desperately blames Trump today, joined by Natasha Bertrand.

There's a reason, despite being handsome and well spoken, that Acosta keeps being refused his own show on even CNN. Everyone knows what a clown he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

111 If there's any lesson to be learned from the Afghanistan mess, I hope it's twofold:

1. Nation building doesn't work.
2. If you're going to war, commit to actually going to war and obliterating the enemy.


I shudder to think anything wise ever came out of Hollywood, but in the movie Fury, Brad Pitt when asked when the war will be over, says (paraphrasing) "a whole lot more people have to die first". You can only build a nation on the ashes of your enemies.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (ZsR3z)

112 We should have used our atomic weapons on Afghanistan, turned it into a crater and said "Okay, who's next?"

But we didn't, because television would have said we were mean.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (19g6/)

113 Where are those 5,000 Marines, Joe? Doing their paperwork?

The saddest thing is that Afghan who fell to his death from the plane probably chose that way to go. It would be more merciful than what the Taliban would have done to him.

Posted by: pj at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (G1dq6)

114 One of the things that Trump said in his remarks about this was that his plan allowed for getting all American civilians out of hte country before the military withdrew. Also that equipment would be removed. I reada that the american 'ambassador" fled before the rest of State Dept personnel.
This is sickening. This was a rout not a withdrawal.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (Y+l9t)

115 Let's not kid ourselves: The Taliban was ALWAYS in control. Not necessarily openly, but that's where everyone's fealties always were -- whether through ideological agreement or outright fear. It was always just a matter of time. Trump's plan wasn't perfect but he had the right idea. Withdraw down to the minimum (including getting rid of all the grifters getting fat off decades of endless war), keep the air base, and just play whack-a-mole with the Taliban.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

116 As a lifelong member of the Intel Community (in one form or another) I still contend this was not a failure in intelligence. This was a failure in operations. The Commanders failed to do what needed to be done. If there is any frailure by the intel professionals (particularly at the senior levels) then it was not in falling on their swords over the information that this would happen.
I was taught as a young lieutenant that there will come a time in my career that I had to "bet my bars" as the saying went. That means laying it out for the boss and making a stand on the data. This was a bet your bars time for a lot of folks. They had the information, but the commanders didn't listen.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (axyOa)

117 John Hayward
@Doc_0

Remember when the geniuses who brought you this bloody debacle in Afghanistan impeached Donald Trump for not following "their" foreign policy?

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"Not to worry, comrades! 'Our' foreign policy is now in the hands of Lt. Col. Bearclaw, his wife Red Sonja, and Ahnold Schwarzenegger-Kennedy ... who don't give a f*ck about 'your' freedoms."

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (dL5Rm)

118 106 So I guess when Biden said "America is back", he meant "back to the Carter years"
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (rStan)

That's a bit of an insult to Carter. When the Taliban takes hostages, Carter would actually try to rescue them.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (wQb4c)

119 "The last time we saw people falling to their deaths was on 9/11. And today we're watching men falling to their deaths in desperation to escape the Taliban."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (ptqGC)


Oh, f*ck.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (bhRsz)

120 So what to think... Is all this an engineered debacle to show the United States as an impotent untrustworthy country, broadcast as such to the world? If so, who engineered the debacle? And what is their long game?


New World Order. World probably split into Continental Regional Governance as part of a Unified Governing Body headed by the globalists. Happy slavery and marijuana for some, unhappy slavery and death for others.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (kFA7a)

121 With all the defections we should not feel guilty about carpet bombing the entire country. I would not let the Taliban stick their heads out of their caves. The Presidential Palace would have already been flattened. Afghanistan would be turned into the Middle East's White Sands if I had any say.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (wyeK6)

122 Wasn't Afghanistan the "GOOD WAR"?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:20 AM (/MaDp)

Of course not. We've always been at war with EastAsia.

Please report to your nearest Indoc Center for recalibration.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (49Exr)

123 I'm just filled with rage at every dimwit who voted for the Biden administration, and of course, most especially at the RINOs/NeverTrumpers/GOPe. Jonah Goldberg's fat ass was on TV last night whining about how shameful our departure from Afghanistan is. Well thanks a lot for nothing, dipshit. I guess you couldn't come up with a full column to fill out your "The Conservative Case for Complete International Incompetence."

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (rStan)

124 It was inadvertent, but the poor people who fell from the planes might help some of their compatriots, & out trapped Americans, in that the images may push Biden Regime to get this together very quickly.

Posted by: Baldy at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (OLCH5)

125 104 Or the clocks were wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)


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That's ridiculous. The clocks in the President's situation room are set to the Navy Master Clock. They aren't "wrong".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (mZzAJ)

and even more ridiculous, the idea that Biden can read a clock

I'm not joking

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (uCLWI)

126 Biden is being ripped to shreds on Outnumbered.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (NpAcC)

127 Daily Mail has video of a young Afghan girl saying she and others will "die slowly."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

128 40-45 million Americans just got a 25% raise on the food stamps

Expect another "stimulus" bailout to be wrapped into the infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (KZzsI)

129 There's not a country in the world that will, or should, trust us after this.
Posted by: Dr. T


That is true, and there is a very deep and dark undercurrent to this. China wants to bring Formosa back as a "renegade" province. They have made big military preparations for this, but would rather Taiwan just "surrender" without a shot. That the Sun Tzu way.
What does Taipei think now? What if they knew for a fact that the US would NEVER come if China attacked? Would you give up, rather than see much of your country annihilated?
This is the larger Chinese strategy. Then after Taiwan capitulates, China will be after S. Korea to kick us out, and after Japan to get us off Okinawa and terminate basing rights for our Navy.
China or Iran (or both) were supplying the money for bribing the Afghan Army to quit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (vcOmj)

130 *face palm*

CNN reporter, "they're just chanting 'Death to America' but they seem friendly at the same time."

The alligator will eat you last. You think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (LE8xc)

131 That's ridiculous. The clocks in the President's situation room are set to the Navy Master Clock. They aren't "wrong".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (mZzAJ)
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Sure. But the local display has to have its offset programmed. The atomic clocks run in UTC. It's probably likely that this was a prior photo dredged up for publication, but it's possible that an infrequently-used remote situation room got missed when resetting clock offsets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (3p5uk)

132 I can't wait for all the people who are saying this is all on Trump and Bush and conveniently ignoring the person who was CiC for 8 years in-between.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (PiwSw)

133 102 I don't think this is having much impact on American voters' attitude. The rest of the world can go to hell as long as they can afford lattes and gas. People vote with their wallet, not based on world events. Inflation, gas prices, that kind of thing is angering people. Afghanis falling from airplanes and Haiti being smashed with another earthquake makes them donate to some charity, but go on with their lives.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (KZzsI)


Depressingly true, I am afraid, but perhaps predictable and understandable.

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (6Je/Q)

134 Afganistan falling is sad, predictable...and first.

What scares me, is what is coming NEXT. Taiwan? Ukraine? The Baltics being eaten again?

Everything is on the table now that America is dead.

That widening gyre is getting wider, faster and faster.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (eeRB6)

135 Well, it worked for Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (KW7bH)

136 No
More
Mean
Tweets.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (UxupL)

137 The Taliban has Twitter accounts but Trump doesn't.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (vwkPW)

138 @111

US military equipment left behind in Afghanistan will likely be the Taliban's cash crop for 2021.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (1kqFh)

139 Joey Jones is slightly angry. He lost his legs over there.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

140 Will everyone who is standing next to a Biden voter, please pick up something and hit them upside their head!!

Posted by: Mary Ann Miller at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (jxxZW)

141 Except the 25% raise in food stamps is because the price of food is about to skyrocket. Oddly enough, when you kill domestic fuel production farming and trucking becomes costlier.

Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (ZBI3u)

142 You think we have inflation and shortages now? Hold on to your ass because without reserve status, the re-equilibration of relative currency value - and the unsustainability of continuous massive current account deficits - will hit all at once. Imports will get terribly expensive almost immediately, as well as harder to get. And we no longer have an adequate domestic industrial base to fill the gaps. When this happens, it will be a *very* lean following decade - and that's only if we don't fuck it up.

I hope you're wrong. I fear you aren't.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (ZsR3z)

143 72 Has Trump pounced or seized on this yet?
Posted by: ...
__

Yea, honestly his response was pretty juvenile. Biden should resign and wasn't really elected anyway.

I know some love this side of him, I just think people want something more Presidential right now.
Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (rgPy5)

I don't.
I want a complete jerk to clean house ruthlessly and shame anyone they need to on the way.

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (53oGX)

144 we can count on becoming Afghans as well unless we deal harshly with our own globalist/leftist "taliban"

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (0ifll)

145 One of the things that Trump said in his remarks about this was that his plan allowed for getting all American civilians out of hte country before the military withdrew. Also that equipment would be removed.

Yeah but like the ARVN, picking up stuff the Afghani army left behind as it fled is still there for the Taliban to get, and is getting as we speak. Remember: we armed the Afghani army with our gear. They're dropping it and running or joining the Taliban. Either way, they get free gear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (KZzsI)

146 Hey remember when PDJT ordered our military to withdraw from Syria? The leadership effectively refused, Mattis by resigning and the rest by lying to the President about how many troops were still in country. Where were those paragons of morality when Biden over-ruled them in Afghanistan? Where were the resignations in righteous indignation, the bureaucratic resistance, the disobediance?

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (RKp8A)

147 No
More
Mean
Tweets.
Posted by: nurse ratched

nurse for President.

Heal the nation.

And kill what needs killing.

Posted by: Miklos will start the Exploratory Fundraising Fund at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (QzkSJ)

148 JFC that video left me speechless. Are we sure it's real? It's so fucking surreal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (GQ5VU)

149 Today at the Bulwark: How Biden can show strength to the Taliban by instituting Sharia law in the US.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (w/oaB)

150 We need to deep insert Hunter in Kabul and let him do what only he does best.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (/MaDp)

151 Just wait until GloboHomoPedo Joe surrenders to China.

Oh wait. That might have already happened.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:10 AM (TMb1F)

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Horde mind, Jane.

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (C7oWg)

152 Joe was simply carrying out orders from the CCP.

Abandon Afghanistan and when you abandon it, make sure it is in the weakest, feckless and most incompetent way possible.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (by/Vc)

153 ... What scares me, is what is coming NEXT. Taiwan? Ukraine? The Baltics being eaten again?
Everything is on the table now that America is dead. ...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (eeRB6)
++++
One day sometime in the future, the survivors will look back with horror at the collapse of the Pax Americana. Wanna know what has kept the globe relatively peaceful for the last 70 years? Wanna know what has kept nuclear proliferation at bay? It was a strong United States that wasn't too poorly managed.

With that gone, the mean reversion is going to be swift and severe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (3p5uk)

154 I agree that most of America will probably just shrug.

But if this had heppened under Trump, with the MFM blaring 24-7 that it was the Worst Thing Ever, you can bet they'd care.

Fucking soi-infested sheep. Sick of the whole pathetic lot of them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (Bmy3R)

155 No words. The images of people falling off of the aircraft are chillingly reminiscent of the people falling out of the Twin Towers. Because they have no hope.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (ZIoLS)

156 Noah Rothman
@NoahCRothman
This is silly. There were ~14 people in America who didn't want to go into Afghanistan in Oct. 2001. And there are always voices who insist that foreign cultures are incapable of good governance. Somehow, Germany overcame its historic attachment to Prussian militarism.
https://tinyurl.com/ytn6caa8
Replying to
@NoahCRothman
Go read the lit. Germany, Japan, S. Korea. They're all culturally ill-disposed to democracy in the minds of people who believe ourselves to be somehow...better.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (MFZ8i)

157 I smell trolls.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (PiwSw)

158 The left WANTS to become the U.S. Taliban.

And to give us the same treatment that the Taliban has in store for the Afghan people. Ain't gonna be pretty there, and it'd be a lot less pretty here.

But, make no mistake. The left hates us every much that bad, and more.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (QzJWU)

159 Let's not forget the Syrian and Turkey border. We fucked the Kurds there too.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (wyeK6)

160 t was inadvertent, but the poor people who fell from the planes might help some of their compatriots, & out trapped Americans, in that the images may push Biden Regime to get this together very quickly.

You're right- make that 60,000 refugees, Pentagon!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (DMQdU)

161 Will everyone who is standing next to a Biden voter, please pick up something and hit them upside their head!!

Posted by: Mary Ann Miller at August 16, 2021 11:26 AM (jxxZW)

--------------------------


My husband left yesterday to be by his mother's bedside as she prepares to leave this life and go to the next. His prog siblings made sure she voted for Biden. Every single one of his siblings and their hell spawn need more than a chair upside their heads.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

162 JOE MUST GO!
Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (Z32m1)


I'm going to be writing that on a lot of little yellow sticky things and leaving around town.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (axyOa)

163 That is true, and there is a very deep and dark undercurrent to this. China wants to bring Formosa back as a "renegade" province. They have made big military preparations for this, but would rather Taiwan just "surrender" without a shot. That the Sun Tzu way.
What does Taipei think now? What if they knew for a fact that the US would NEVER come if China attacked? Would you give up, rather than see much of your country annihilated?
This is the larger Chinese strategy. Then after Taiwan capitulates, China will be after S. Korea to kick us out, and after Japan to get us off Okinawa and terminate basing rights for our Navy.
China or Iran (or both) were supplying the money for bribing the Afghan Army to quit.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (vcOmj)

If I were Taiwan, I'd be sending Japan an application to join them as "Formosa Province"

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (Msrhc)

164 I admit to being a little panicked about what comes next. Not for myself, but for the sake of my children and the next generation.


The Uniparty are destroying our economy, our foreign standing and our civil society.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (mZzAJ)

165 Remember when we were supposed to start a war with Russia over a rumor they were paying bounties on US soldiers?

And Trump should be impeached for it?

Who should be impeached for allowing the Taliban to pay bounties to get soldiers we trained killed?

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (jIL4c)

166 164 One day sometime in the future, the survivors will look back with horror at the collapse of the Pax Americana. Wanna know what has kept the globe relatively peaceful for the last 70 years? Wanna know what has kept nuclear proliferation at bay? It was a strong United States that wasn't too poorly managed.

With that gone, the mean reversion is going to be swift and severe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (3p5uk)

=========

Someone's launching a nuke within Biden's time as president. I'd put my money on India towards China.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

167 Biden down to 46% approval on Rasmussen with only 26% strongly approve.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (Y+l9t)

168 Where's the clip of the reporter asking the Taliban if they would let Women vote and let Women serve in Government and they start belly laughing,

We never should have stayed, Colin Powell you break it you own it's shit and dumb,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (dKiJG)

169 Well bust my britches....did you fuck up my country?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (oy1++)

170 If I were Taiwan, I'd be sending Japan an application to join them as "Formosa Province"
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (Msrhc)

Considering how China feels about the Japanese, that might be unwise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (eeRB6)

171 Here's what I don't get. America is a country full of white supremacy and hatred, with capitalists exploiting the working man. Why would Afghanis want to come to a hell hole like this when they live in such a peaceful Muslim country without any of that icky capitalism and shit?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (GQ5VU)

172 Limited sympathy for a "country" that couldn't figure out in 20 years that they needed to learn how to maintain their own planes.
Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)

One possible bright spot. There is no way that they'll be able to maintain the armaments that we left there for them. Right? RIGHT??
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (mdjgu)


Guess What?
No one outside of Europe, Israel and Japan can probably maintain advanced US Military Equipment, or even Commercial Jets without contracted expertise.

The Taliban can always hire assistance from Iran or others. Will the weapons work? Inshallah!

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (Z32m1)

173 I know some love this side of him, I just think people want something more Presidential right now.

I agree, but this is where we are as a culture, and this is the best we can expect.

Men like Jefferson and Washington were educated, raised, and formed in a culture steeped in virtue, learning, and truth. We are steeped in triviality, shallowness, self-fixation, and nonsense.

You cannot expect Mozart to come from a rap group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (KZzsI)

174 40-45 million Americans just got a 25% raise on the food stamps


Those who paid into SS at gunpoint all their lives? Bupkis.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (OCTRt)

175 Anyone waded into the NeverTrump fever swamps yet? Kind of curious how those cucks are spinning this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (Bmy3R)

176 151 Except the 25% raise in food stamps is because the price of food is about to skyrocket. Oddly enough, when you kill domestic fuel production farming and trucking becomes costlier.
Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (ZBI3u)



printing and handing out more free money will cause even more inflation

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (uCLWI)

177 It was inadvertent, but the poor people who fell from the planes might help some of their compatriots, & out trapped Americans, in that the images may push Biden Regime to get this together very quickly.

1) They don't want to.
2) Even if they wanted to, they aren't capable.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (ZsR3z)

178 "When this happens - "

Suddenly, then all at once

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (49Exr)

179 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.
1:45 PM · Aug 15, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (MFZ8i)

180 Joe was simply carrying out orders from the CCP.

Abandon Afghanistan and when you abandon it, make sure it is in the weakest, feckless and most incompetent way possible.


Just a coincidence that they share a border.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (DMQdU)

181 we can count on becoming Afghans as well unless we deal harshly with our own globalist/leftist "taliban"


Not sure if that will ever happen. The majority of the US either want to get stoned and get free sh*t or they're too scared to do anything and risk their job/lifestyle. Lazy or weak.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (0Yiin)

182 124 Diogenes, right, Intel didn't fail.

I don't think Ops failed, either. Ops answers to brass. Brass answers to Washington, D.C.

And Washington, D.C. interests took a dive.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (YiYTU)

183 I admit to being a little panicked about what comes next. Not for myself, but for the sake of my children and the next generation.

Best not to think about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (KZzsI)

184 I read that CNN was praising them for wearing masks yesterday.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:21 AM (Bmy3R)

Babylon Bee headline

Posted by: Sjg at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (gDSJf)

185 JOE MUST GO!
Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:13 AM (Z32m1)

___

I approve this message.
- KumHala Harris

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (GQ5VU)

186 190 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.
1:45 PM Aug 15, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (MFZ8i)

==========

Which was always a terrible excuse when securing out borders would have been cheaper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (LvTSG)

187 Mighty quiet around Fayettenam today. Everyone is on 3 hour call. Heard reports of 1,000 82nd paratroopers being sent.

Shhh....

More like 4,000.

Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (H6twj)

188 >>> But, it will definitely hurt the military, intel, and the national security leadership in their reputation and future earnings working for defense contractors
Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (pO7gM)

I believe the military is going to be turned inward against itself and us. No part of this hinders that perversion. Probably helps.

I read a comment yesterday that was something like: if the usa saw what the usa was doing to the people of the usa they would send the usa military to the usa to overthrow the usa and free the poor persecuted people of the usa. We've invaded countries over the unjust shit our country has done to us.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (auAfW)

189 @EWErickson
It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.


...and then bringing them here.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (DMQdU)

190 How many racks (the medieval kind) will fit around the pond at the capital mall?

Asking for a friend who also posits that simple stocks will do as well...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (MkuC5)

191 Just in case you haven't heard, Joe Biden did resume bombing in Somali

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

192 It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.

It was about both, and sacless feebs like Erickson are the reason that they failed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (KZzsI)

193 It was always, in reality, the Deep State Doctrine not "Bushism" and the same treasonous, inept, corrupt, unaccountable and unelected Deep State will still be in charge tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
____________

The Bushes are part of the Deep State. George Sr. was CIA director for years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (k4dH2)

194 OK, lots of bad news today. Time for bewbs.

Joe Mannix - you're up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (N39Ws)

195 Obviously, the Biden administration figured out a way of meeting their quota for Muslim Emigres.

Too few were making it across the Southern Border.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (SSFYU)

196 China via it's media is saying this is what is gonna happen to Taiwan, The US will Flee and the Island Military will collapse

Chilling stuff because they will invade

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (dKiJG)

197 The left WANTS to become the U.S. Taliban.

And to give us the same treatment that the Taliban has in store for the Afghan people. Ain't gonna be pretty there, and it'd be a lot less pretty here.
But, make no mistake. The left hates us every much that bad, and more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Any time they want to start the trigger pulling, call the tune. Let's get this dance started.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (OCTRt)

198 The slippery slope has been greased.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (Msrhc)

199 185 40-45 million Americans just got a 25% raise on the food stamps

___

But super smart people on MSNBC said talk of inflation was just a right wing scare tactic. So confusing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (GQ5VU)

200 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker

Harris was reportedly pressed to give an update on Afghanistan to the American people but refused.

White House source says Kamala Harris could be heard screaming today: "They will not pin this s*** on me!"

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RHGPo)

201 Things will get much worse.

Bank on it.

This nation ejected God a long time ago.

This is the result.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (uH/JQ)

202 That human plunging to his/her death from that US Military aircraft is horrific. A truly defining mark in the abysmal nightmare of this Joe Biden "presidency." Let it sink this b*stard and everyone tied to him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (O+I8R)

203 Why would Afghanis want to come to a hell hole like this when they live in such a peaceful Muslim country without any of that icky capitalism and shit?


Oh, ask me!

Because our culture is toxic, and they want to come here and make our lives better, by ridding us of capitalism, voting and human rights, and we should go along with it because we are racist, homophobic and generally Bad People.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (0Yiin)

204 Someone's launching a nuke within Biden's time as president. I'd put my money on India towards China.

No. They aren't suicidal.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (ZsR3z)

205 Someone's launching a nuke within Biden's time as president. I'd put my money on India towards China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (LvTSG)
++++
I think it's possible. Or one of the other Asian countries that doesn't have (or didn't have) nukes. Korea and Japan could make them easily, they just haven't chosen to. I'm not sure what Taiwan's capability is in that regard. But I have to think that Taiwan and Korea had crash nuke programs underway by mid-November of last year. They're probably getting close to their weapons being available now. Delivery is - as it always is - difficult, but at worst you can load the fucker into a jet liner and crash it where it needs to be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (3p5uk)

206 Evil rulers for a fallen nation.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (uH/JQ)

207 @Timcast

how the fuck is this real

What the fuck were we doing in Afghanistan

https://tinyurl.com/yjmpvv6s

Kinda like the guy in the back row, second from the left, style.

Posted by: Tami at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

208 Pentagon blames Afghan army in closed House briefing: 'You can't buy willpower'

I simply do not understand. The Taliban are brutal. They kill in the most painful ways possible. They brutalize women and children. They sell women and children into slavery.

HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THAT LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS TO FIGHT THEM?

I'm watching the videos of people trying to escape and I can't help but notice there are a hell of a lot of healthy looking, military age men. Pick up a goddamn rifle and take some Taliban fuckers with you before they put you in a cage and set your ass on fire.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (i0wNm)

209 105 "I read somewhere Kabul is like the same size as Chicago?"

Kabul 4.5 mil
New York City 8.2 mil
Los Angeles 3.9 mil
Chicago 2.7 mil
Houston 2.4 mil
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (49Exr)


I understand they stopped the vote count at the same time as Atlanta on November 6th and by the next morning Biden had 4.5 million votes, and Trump had 0.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (s2VJv)

210 This would be an interesting time to transition to Kamala.

Well, if you could find her it would be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (SchxB)

211 Seth Mandel
@SethAMandel
Forget the 'forever war' nonsense. People are about to die--right now, about to die--for us, because they helped us, because they trusted us, and these deaths are preventable. We didn't have to 'stay in Afghanistan another 20 years' to evacuate personnel first.
6:26 AM · Aug 16, 2021

Washington Examiner endorses Trump, but editor says he 'can't vote' for incumbent
Seth Mandel argued Trump is responsible for 'unhealthy' political environment
https://t.co/VjmkPT6yPz?amp=1

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (MFZ8i)

212 >>We fucked the Kurds there


We could have saved a lot of money and blood by just fucking the Curds in Wisconsin.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (S5XtD)

213 Which was always a terrible excuse when securing out borders would have been cheaper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (LvTSG)
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I agree with you but you'd have to ban Islam from the US just for starters.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (UaJ/W)

214 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RKp8A)

215 Abandon all hope, we have entered Color Revolution Quick Sand.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (/MaDp)

216 What scares me, is what is coming NEXT. Taiwan? Ukraine? The Baltics being eaten again?
Everything is on the table now that America is dead. ...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:25 AM (eeRB6)


Mark, you can bet there are a lot of calculations being run in some foreign captials. Whoever moves first will succeed. The second or third country might have to face a renewed America.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (axyOa)

217 Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:30 AM (Z32m1)

Wanna be that now the Chi-Coms have recognized the Taliban government, they'll be asking to get the American equipment in return for Chi-Com equipment? Furthermore, that the Chi-coms will also be asking for mineral rights?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (wQb4c)

218 "Biden down to 46% approval on Rasmussen with only 26% strongly approve."

Rasmussen needs to do a calibration poll: "Biden just beat up a tranny while calling them the n-word..."

35% approve
24% strongly approve

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (49Exr)

219
Abandon Afghanistan and when you abandon it, make sure it is in the weakest, feckless and most incompetent way possible.
Posted by: TehAdmiral at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (by/Vc)

Or we'll let out the info about the stolen election and your graft

Posted by: PRC intelligence service at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

220 202 Just in case you haven't heard, Joe Biden did resume bombing in Somali
Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

yeah, and I stopped drinking

for an hour

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (uCLWI)

221 This nation ejected God a long time ago.

This is the result.


Yep. And the only way out is repentance, obedience, and revival of the gospel. We have to change, as a people, inside before the culture can change. We need Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

222 My heart goes out to all the non-Muslim non-leftists trapped there.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (UaJ/W)

223 Will this wake up people to the fact that the experts, be they intel, military, scientific, etc., are full of shit and don't have the best interest of the people they are meant to serve?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (/N5me)

224 As a diversion, here's a sexy, glistening brunette in a bikini on a beach:
https://is.gd/YaAPgx

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (3p5uk)

225 My hope is in Jesus Christ.

Not in things of man.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (uH/JQ)

226 198 Mighty quiet around Fayettenam today. Everyone is on 3 hour call. Heard reports of 1,000 82nd paratroopers being sent.

Shhh....

More like 4,000.
Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (H6twj)

In the amount of time required to transit there won't be a safe runway within a thousand miles of Kabul. And I imagine that the only person headed out the door in a drop will be the misguided and clueless SOB that commands the paras to stand and queue up.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 16, 2021 11:34 AM (MkuC5)

227 Seth Mandel
@SethAMandel
If there is red tape preventing Afghan refugees from coming to America, a good thing to do would be to set that red tape on fire.
11:52 AM · Aug 15, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (MFZ8i)

228 Except the 25% raise in food stamps is because the price of food is about to did skyrocket.
Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:27 AM (ZBI3u)

Odd.

The business owners got PPP $$$. Lots of it. The lazy got unemployment and now a 25% increase to their EBT.

I need a shirt that says "All I got was a measly $1,400."

Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (H6twj)

229 Business Insider: The constitutional grounds for Sharia law.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (w/oaB)

230 201 How many racks (the medieval kind) will fit around the pond at the capital mall?

Asking for a friend who also posits that simple stocks will do as well...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 16, 2021 11:32 AM (MkuC5)

In my ancestral family tree is a relative who was the Crown's Royal Rack Master General.

So if you are looking for volunteers, I'm sure I can channel my distant relative's skills.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

231 Biden down to 46% approval on Rasmussen with only 26% strongly approve.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Interesting information, in that there is a hard core of 26% that is incredibly stupid. And I would bet I know some of them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (vcOmj)

232 177 164 One day sometime in the future, the survivors will look back with horror at the collapse of the Pax Americana. Wanna know what has kept the globe relatively peaceful for the last 70 years? Wanna know what has kept nuclear proliferation at bay? It was a strong United States that wasn't too poorly managed.
With that gone, the mean reversion is going to be swift and severe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:28 AM (3p5uk)
=========
Someone's launching a nuke within Biden's time as president. I'd put my money on India towards China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

-----------------------------------------
I would not be surprised if it was a Japanese or Taiwanese Nuke.
But aren't Japan and Taiwan Non-Nuclear Countries?
Yes, they are Non-Nuclear today. Tomorrow?

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (Z32m1)

233 @216

ROC and ROK don't really even need nukes. Firing a missile volley at Three Gorges would probably do far more damage than any single nuke targeted somewhere else.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (1kqFh)

234 >The left WANTS to become the U.S. Taliban.

And to give us the same treatment that the Taliban has in store for the Afghan people. Ain't gonna be pretty there, and it'd be a lot less pretty here.

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (QzJWU)

Yeah, that's why they've been running their classic projection game again, calling our side the American Taliban.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (DXFDM)

235 212 Things will get much worse.

Bank on it.

This nation ejected God a long time ago.

This is the result.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (uH/JQ)
---------
Calling them godless commies in the 1950s got under their skin, so they went about systematically removing God from public life. Now they've succeeded.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (xqRaG)

236 226 Abandon all hope, we have entered Color Revolution Quick Sand.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (/MaDp)

I saw Color Revolution Quick Sand open for Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution on CBS' Saturday Morning Cartoon show in 1970.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (s2VJv)

237 My husband left yesterday to be by his mother's bedside as she prepares to leave this life and go to the next.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM


Prayers for you and your family, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (m+jkK)

238 Pray for the 3,000 American soldiers that are currently dropped in that shit bucket called Hamid Karzi International Airport.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (LE8xc)

239 Has the Catholic Church started making inquiries yet on how they can assist bringing 10s of 1000s of Afghan refugees here? I mean, the ones that haven't fallen from jet wings or been murdered.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (O+I8R)

240 212 Things will get much worse.

Bank on it.

This nation ejected God a long time ago.

This is the result.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (uH/JQ)


There is a bigger picture... there always is, and even for believers, it is so easy to be snared by the details of living in a fallen world. I will say that God lifting His hand of protection is a fearful thing...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (6Je/Q)

241 243 Biden down to 46% approval on Rasmussen with only 26% strongly approve.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Interesting information, in that there is a hard core of 26% that is incredibly stupid. And I would bet I know some of them.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (vcOmj)

========

Remember how the Left went all "Country over Party" in 2018 to win in red districts? Yeah...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (LvTSG)

242 The afghanis falling from the airplane brought back images of our people falling from the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (ecuFW)

243 Joey Jones on Outnumbered very emotional and close to tears, talking about a buddy who died, and all the Gold Star families.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

244 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker

Harris was reportedly pressed to give an update on Afghanistan to the American people but refused.

White House source says Kamala Harris could be heard screaming today: "They will not pin this s*** on me!"
Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RHGPo)

Looks like she's their scapegoat of choice.

Biden is supposedly going to address the nation at 3.45. Maybe they were lucky that he had a somewhat lucid moment and are hoping that the meds take by that time.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (9C6CX)

245 225 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RKp8A)

if it twernt for da pollice, da skys wooda been filled wid copters headin to Dulles

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (uCLWI)

246 This was like the one thing the NeoCons pretended to care about and they did everything in their power to get Biden across the finish line.

Can't wait to hear from Bush/Cheney, they only ever seemed to care about mean Trump tweets.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (rgPy5)

247 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview


I notice the difference. Taliban are armed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (OCTRt)

248 Estimated cost of Afghan war: 1 Trillion.

Cost after we pay the load: 6 Trillion.

2000+ American servicemen and woman dead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (4fSQf)

249 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
__________

Why, is one of them a schizophrenic lefty eco-warrior with a painted face and a buffalo hat?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (k4dH2)

250 If this tragedy is their objective...should we wonder why?

Should we wait for the next shoe virus nuke to drop?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (oy1++)

251 Tinfoil hat on...

The junta did this on purpose to take focus away from runaway inflation, knowing that by Nov 2022 nobody will remember or care about Afghanistan, hoping that inflation will be brought under control by then

Tinfoil hat off

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (GQ5VU)

252 @143 Mark Andrew Edwards-Shit, worry about red states falling not Taiwan, Ukraine, the Baltics.

Posted by: JROD at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (0jZnq)

253 I need a shirt that says "All I got was a measly $1,400."


We never got the third stimulus or our tax refund. Yay.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (PzWA/)

254 ROC and ROK don't really even need nukes. Firing a missile volley at Three Gorges would probably do far more damage than any single nuke targeted somewhere else.
Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (1kqFh)
++++
Yes, it probably would. But you still need nukes. You need it well understood by your enemy that their cities turn to glass if they decide to proceed. If you come at me, I'm taking you with me and there will be 100 million dead on *your* hands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

255 How can any reasonable person deny that Biden is at best, incompetent, if not deeply in dementia?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (cSyAR)

256 "Nearly half of America supports senile, incompetent potato who stole an election" doesn't strike me as good news.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (Bmy3R)

257 221 This would be an interesting time to transition to Kamala.

Well, if you could find her it would be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (SchxB)

Her mom always told her not to speak with her mouth full. She's been quiet for a long time now. Read into it what you want.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

258 226 Abandon all hope, we have entered Color Revolution Quick Sand.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (/MaDp)

Also in the end, there will be only chaos. So I heard, .

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (wQb4c)

259 No. They aren't suicidal.
Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (ZsR3z)

Pakistan-India. And that's the movie that keeps foreign policy analysts up all night.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (49Exr)

260 There is a bigger picture... there always is, and even for believers, it is so easy to be snared by the details of living in a fallen world. I will say that God lifting His hand of protection is a fearful thing...
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:36 AM (6Je/Q)

God protected the the USA for a long time. He makes nations rise and fall and every nation falls eventually. Every one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (eeRB6)

261 Our "allies" dying in Afghanistan is probably far preferable to helping them to escape to here. Muslim immigration has not been wonderful for anywhere that experienced it, including the U.S.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (QU5/8)

262 193 124 Diogenes, right, Intel didn't fail.

I don't think Ops failed, either. Ops answers to brass. Brass answers to Washington, D.C.

And Washington, D.C. interests took a dive.
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 16, 2021 11:31 AM (YiYTU)
***

Heh. Yeah, I am as guilty as those who comdemn Intel. I tend to lump Operations into the whole commander pile. But the brass should of been standing on someone's desk every damned day telling them to stick to the original plan. I think the last guy who did tat was GEN Ham, and look what happened to him.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (axyOa)

263 266 I need a shirt that says "All I got was a measly $1,400."


We never got the third stimulus or our tax refund. Yay.

Posted by: Jane Galt at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (PzWA/)

Food stamp amounts are going up 25% though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

264 260 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview


I notice the difference. Taliban are armed.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (OCTRt)


Yup. I posted last night that if the DOJ was curious what an actual insurrection looks like, they should check out Kabul.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (4fSQf)

265 Business Insider: The constitutional grounds for Sharia law.

--

Please tell me this is a sarc. A spoof. Anything but real.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (O+I8R)

266 When she cackles, I am mesmerized by Kamala's heaving breasts.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (JTpIQ)

267 Thousands of military age guys fleeing the Taliban and worried about their families. In other words, they want your blood and treasure to defend them. Let them rot.

Posted by: WOPR at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (+sAyR)

268 I kinda wonder what % of the Afghan army was composed of Taliban? 20%? Plus, as we have seen (though rarely reported) that 300k army 'strength' includes an awful lot of on paper soldiers.

And I would like to point out that SCOAMF V2.0 is even better at stuttering.

Posted by: GnuBreed, under no circumstances at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (F0YaR)

269 The business owners got PPP $$$. Lots of it. The lazy got unemployment and now a 25% increase to their EBT.

I need a shirt that says "All I got was a measly $1,400."


"I got squat, but got to pay for it" is a bit lengthy, but on point.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (ZsR3z)

270 257 Looks like she's their scapegoat of choice.

Biden is supposedly going to address the nation at 3.45. Maybe they were lucky that he had a somewhat lucid moment and are hoping that the meds take by that time.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (9C6CX)

==========

Kamala knows what's being done to her. The Biden cabal is using her position as VP to weaken her politically. As a sitting VP, she'd be in a much stronger position to win a primary than she had been as NYT darling and CA senator. By hanging every major catastrophe around her neck, the Biden group ensures that she cannot gain any traction politically without Biden himself.

She's obviously figured this out which is why she's refusing to be the face of Afghanistan now. I expect the infighting to get a whole lot more public and interesting very soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (LvTSG)

271 This would be an interesting time to transition to Kamala.

Oh, no, you don't. You're not going to pin that shit on me!

Posted by: Kamala at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (CTJwJ)

272 Pretty sure the Taliban ain't exactly LGBTQ (eee-i-eee-i-o) friendly.

Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (ZBI3u)

273 The NeverTrumpers all trying to go "well I never!" about this outrage are quite something. You own this. Come get your boi.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (DXFDM)

274 The biggest threat to the Church has always been government.

Those who are fellow believers know this:

This govt is demonic and will increase the persecution of His faithful.

When government protects evil and persecutes good, all bets are off.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (uH/JQ)

275 @240

You actually got the $1400?

I got a letter signed by Biden telling me that the money would be deposited into my bank account.

That never happened.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (1kqFh)

276 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RKp8A)
++++
Well, the Taliban are armed...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (3p5uk)

277 We never got the third stimulus or our tax refund. Yay.

I never got any of it. Never qualified, according to the government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

278 Biden down to 46% approval on Rasmussen with only 26% strongly approve.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Interesting information, in that there is a hard core of 26% that is incredibly stupid. And I would bet I know some of them.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 16, 2021 11:35 AM (vcOmj)


How many of us still supported George H. Bush in 2007 and 2008? Was he much better at the end?
I never supported Joe. He has screwed up so much, all I can say is
JOE MUST GO!

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (Z32m1)

279 My husband left yesterday to be by his mother's bedside as she prepares to leave this life and go to the next.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Oh no! I am so sorry. Your family has my deepest condolences.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (OCTRt)

280 In my ancestral family tree is a relative who was the Crown's Royal Rack Master General.

So if you are looking for volunteers, I'm sure I can channel my distant relative's skills.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:35 A


Isn't AtC the Mistress of the Rack?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (m+jkK)

281 BREAKING

Mainly peaceful Talban in the streets of Kabul chant "Marg Bar Miklos"

Posted by: The AP will say whatever they are told to say at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (QzkSJ)

282 Hopefully the Taliban will throw some homos off a building to give CNN something to talk about.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (/MaDp)

283 53 George Soros seriously writes them checks.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Oddly enough, now that I understand more, I was a a table with G. Soros one evening in Budapest.

Blackjack.

That was before I knew how truly evil he is and was, he was setting up Central European University. We thought he was good, we were wrong.
Posted by: Miklos at August 16, 2021 10:26 AM (QzkSJ)

Shaken, not stirred?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (/hXfz)

284 As he watched in horror, John asked... "Which vial was that?"

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (MkuC5)

285 Supposedly Bidet will speak at 3:45 pm.



Then go for ice cream

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (M+Lyo)

286 275
Heh. Yeah, I am as guilty as those who comdemn Intel. I tend to lump Operations into the whole commander pile. But the brass should of been standing on someone's desk every damned day telling them to stick to the original plan. I think the last guy who did tat was GEN Ham, and look what happened to him.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (axyOa)

Doing that before or after the hard stop the military took to root out "white supremacists" and go all in flying gay pride flags?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (N39Ws)

287 I do not want to give The Cuckshed a click but I can hardly restrain myself at this point...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (Bmy3R)

288 221 This would be an interesting time to transition to Kamala.

But who would want to identify as Kamala today? She is trying not to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:40 AM (LE8xc)

289 The junta did this on purpose to take focus away from runaway inflation, knowing that by Nov 2022 nobody will remember or care about Afghanistan, hoping that inflation will be brought under control by then

--

Except inflation will not be gone or under control by November '22. All the pieces for its continuance and growth seem to be in place. They can't escape what they've created.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (O+I8R)

290 Business Insider: The constitutional grounds for Sharia law.

--

Please tell me this is a sarc. A spoof. Anything but real.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (O+I8R)

It will be real

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (Z32m1)

291 Also in the end, there will be only chaos. So I heard, .
Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:37 AM (wQb4c)

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Posted by: Tzeentch, Changer of the Ways, presently stealing Nyarlathotep's lunch money at cards. at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (Msrhc)

292 We're being ruled by children.

Not very bright ones at that. Remember that kid in your 4th grade class? The one who never "got" multiplication and long division (before calculators, I mean), and the teacher just stopped calling on him because he made a fool of himself and wasted everybody's time? Remember him?

He's supposedly running our country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

293 AUG 13: "Kabul is not in an imminent threat."

AUG 15: The Taliban has taken over Kabul.

Pentagon is lost.


https://bit.ly/3CS1VOY

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (i0wNm)

294 CBS affiliate in Seattle blames this all on PDT.

Said biden did the best he could with the situation he inherited.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (UxupL)

295 293 My husband left yesterday to be by his mother's bedside as she prepares to leave this life and go to the next.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Oh no! I am so sorry. Your family has my deepest condolences.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (OCTRt)

Jane, so sorry to hear this sad news. I'll keep you all in my prayers. God Bless.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (N39Ws)

296
What I learned this weekend is that the Alt-Left thinks they can control The Narrative and win any argument by simply making damning hashtags "trend" on twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (kMTAY)

297 Business Insider: The constitutional grounds for Sharia law.
--

Please tell me this is a sarc. A spoof. Anything but real.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (O+I8R)


Ours, or theirs? It is true that sharia law is embedded in the Afghan constitution. I've ranted about that little factoid before. That's when it was certain they would never become a western democracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed, under no circumstances at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (F0YaR)

298 78 "You fucked up. You trusted us."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (xopIz)

No, "You had decades and billions of dollars and collapsed in days."

Posted by: WOPR at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (+sAyR)

299 Prayers up, Jane.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (uH/JQ)

300 Most shocking part of this whole thing?

NOBODY IS WEARING A MASK!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (GQ5VU)

301 Supposedly Bidet will speak at 3:45 pm.

Sorry, folks, this is all a big surprise to me. Kamala didn't tell me anything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (CTJwJ)

302
Funny but I haven't seen any trolls commenting yet today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (s2VJv)

303 Limited sympathy for a "country" that couldn't figure out in 20 years that they needed to learn how to maintain their own planes.

Posted by: Socratease at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (oqnjT)

One possible bright spot. There is no way that they'll be able to maintain the armaments that we left there for them. Right? RIGHT??

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2021 11:23 AM (mdjgu)

Right after they discover eating utensils.

Posted by: BignJames at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (AwYPR)

304 At some point IN THIS COUNTRY, you're going to see Leftist professors, actors, and politician/judges/samething trying to hold onto jets leaving Houston, Tampa, Chicago as right-wing squads advance on them.

I'm not voting for Donald Trump next time. I'm going to vote for a Pinochet.

I want to see every university a smoldering ash-heap. I want to see newsrooms empty and shattered. I want to see Portland PD and Antifa hiding in spider-holes.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (5DHVq)

305 It was inadvertent, but the poor people who fell from the planes might help some of their compatriots, & out trapped Americans, in that the images may push Biden Regime to get this together very quickly.
Posted by: Baldy at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (OLCH5)

They will send skittle-shitting unicorns to bear them away to safety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (FEFMc)

306 Prayers up Jane.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (axyOa)

307 Link at bottom to 8-minute YouTube of Jake Sullivan, Biden's Nat Sec Advisor, interview on this morning's Today Show. Smarmy little prick.

He gives hints about what Joe's initial self-absolving spin will be. Worst part for me begins at 6:13. He's asked what the US will do if the Taliban commits atrocities on young women and girls. Response: We will apply economic, diplomatic, and political pressure on the Taliban!


https://tinyurl.com/ccrvxan6

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (AMIL/)

308 199 banana dream,
The military brass took a huge hit in reputation on the right due to their general asshole nature. The left has never warmed up to the military regardless of the stupid preoccupation of recent military brass to leftist thinking. In a time of impending shortages and running out of money from inflation, something has to give and the teachers are more valuable as Dem footsoldiers than the military budget.

The military brass now looks foolish and without a stated enemy to rebuild for, like post Vietnam, the Soviets, they will take a hit in their budgets and effectiveness.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (pO7gM)

309 JOE MUST GO!
Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (Z32m1)

Clear, concise, evocative.

This works.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (Msrhc)

310 AUG 13: "Kabul is not in an imminent threat."

AUG 15: The Taliban has taken over Kabul.

Pentagon is lost.

https://bit.ly/3CS1VOY
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (i0wNm)
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This is the American version of Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Revenant at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (cOGHc)

311 Business Insider: The constitutional grounds for Sharia law.

--

Please tell me this is a sarc. A spoof. Anything but real.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (O+I8R)

Sharia would not work well for the LGBTQetc community

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (cSyAR)

312 318
Funny but I haven't seen any trolls commenting yet today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2021 11:42 AM (s2VJv)

I've been here all day

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (uCLWI)

313 We've had three days of actual MSM negative reporting on this Biden Catastrophe. I'm sure after today's presser the MSM will fall in line with whatever spin the White House comes up with

(spins the roulette wheel of blame)


The tell will be the stories that drop just an hour before Captain ShitBloomers speaks. That'll let you know the coordinated spin effort has begun.

Let's call it Operation Save Captain ShitBloomers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (4fSQf)

314 So now with a 3:45 statement from Biden the entire stock market goes into lock down for the day. Typical Dem move.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (/MaDp)

315 Why does The Drooling Turnip continually refer to this Asian pesthole's new rulers as "the Tolly-bonn"? Is he copying his former master Jugears, with his pronunciation of the name of the other pesthole there as "Pocky-stonn"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (/XOcP)

316 May God go with your husband, Jane...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (6Je/Q)

317 I know that Life doesn't GAF about my opinions, but I, for one, am not enjoying living in interesting times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (m+jkK)

318 "Kabul will not fall to the Taliban."

Baghdad Bob or Joey Bidet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (LE8xc)

319 I honestly do want to know why the military agreed to withdraw from Afghanistan. What changed their mind? Why do it now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

320 When you've lost the Arkansas Democrat Gazette you've lost your constituency.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (LwkUs)

321 It doesn't matter if Biden falls for this or Harris falls. The real puppeteers will keep on pulling the strings of the Uniparty.

We need a bigger conflaguration and maybe after the rubble is replaced, we can replant the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (eeRB6)

322 CBS affiliate in Seattle blames this all on PDT.

Said biden did the best he could with the situation he inherited.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:41 AM (UxupL)

Where did this idea come that each President is entitled to enter office with a completely clean slate with all the world's problems already pre-solved?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (mR6Gs)

323 So glad we bought land in the hinterland, and in less than a decade we will be off the damned grid for good. By then, the country will either be lost entirely or taken back by the good guys, but either way, we just won't have to care any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (okGHj)

324 No. They aren't suicidal.
Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (ZsR3z)

Pakistan-India. And that's the movie that keeps foreign policy analysts up all night.


There you go.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (ZsR3z)

325 Joe Has Got to GO!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (Z32m1)

326 Tollybon might be Biden's new favorite ice cream.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (cSyAR)

327 Those falling off jets reminds me of 9/11.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (oy1++)

328 They will send skittle-shitting unicorns to bear them away to safety.

Solar powered unicorns natch

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (LE8xc)

329 Can't wait to see Psaki defend this shit.

She might just crack this time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (M+Lyo)

330 Sharia would not work well for the LGBTQetc community
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


And the goatfuckers just don't give a damn.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (OCTRt)

331 General Milley has issued a statement on the events in Afghanistan:
"Today, I am changing my nail polish color from pink to black in solidarity with the LGBTQIA+ people of Afghanistan"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (MFZ8i)

332 Darrell Harris,
Falling Man is the first thing I thought of too.

Posted by: clutch at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (9UmRs)

333 Said biden did the best he could with the situation he inherited.

As Pompeo said, they didn't pull this while we were in charge, now did they.

Posted by: pep at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (ZsR3z)

334 One possible bright spot. There is no way that they'll be able to maintain the armaments that we left there for them. Right? RIGHT??
____________

Don't worry, no doubt their Chinese partners will be able to help them out with that. They're very good and taking our stuff apart and figuring out how it works.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

335 from falling man 2001 to falling man 2021.

when you have democrats, it was never going to be any other way.

Posted by: x at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (oA+QO)

336 Trump suporters having a bad day again. Too bad racist Trump hates muslims so much or the news out of afghanistan might be better.
Posted by: raimondo at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (nkobF)
++++
I call sock. Those are two coherent sentences and thus is unlikely to be retardo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (3p5uk)

337 335 I honestly do want to know why the military agreed to withdraw from Afghanistan. What changed their mind? Why do it now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

Perhaps it was time for China to move in...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (6Je/Q)

338 Has GW Bush weighed in on his support for Biden? There isn't a doubt in my mind that the Bush/Cheney/Romney/McCain cabal all voted for Biden. You like what you got?

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (oiNtH)

339 How can any reasonable person deny that Biden is at best, incompetent, if not deeply in dementia?

I showed a few LIVs the videos of Biden groping kids. After watching they said "he didn't really grope them, because the news would talk about it constantly!"

I then showed them Hunter Biden lighting up a crack pipe talking about prostitutes and molesting his niece. The Livs said, "Well this can't be real because the news would talk about it constantly!"

So...you'd be surprised what people will believe even when their eyes tell them otherwise.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (DpkTQ)

340 It is true that sharia law is embedded in the Afghan constitution. I've ranted about that little factoid before. That's when it was certain they would never become a western democracy.
Posted by: GnuBreed, under no circumstances at August 16, 2021


***
Ag-fa-stan HAS a constitution? Huh. Who knew.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (/XOcP)

341 "Funny but I haven't seen any trolls commenting yet today"

They don't know what to say without their talking points.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (49Exr)

342 Sending prayers, Jane.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (NpAcC)

343 If Chy-Nah doesn't invade Taiwan in the next few days then they aren't serious about taking it over.

The situation is rope for them.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (KW7bH)

344 Remain calm, all is well !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (M+Lyo)

345 Biden had six months to come up with his own plan. He could have halted the withdrawal. He could have done hundreds of things different.

The only thing he inherited was the power to make his own decisions and he fucked that right up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (4fSQf)

346 346 Can't wait to see Psaki defend this shit.

She might just crack this time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (M+Lyo)

Well you are going to have to wait a week. She unexpectedly took this week off for vacation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (N39Ws)

347
Supposedly Bidet will speak at 3:45 pm.

__________

They're editing and splicing it now

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (z9hLK)

348 And Jen Psaki is off for vacation. That's some good timing...

Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (ZBI3u)

349 raimndo really is retarded, isn't he?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (eeRB6)

350 I honestly do want to know why the military agreed to withdraw from Afghanistan. What changed their mind? Why do it now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

Imma guess...following orders?

Posted by: BignJames at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (AwYPR)

351 281 Thousands of military age guys fleeing the Taliban and worried about their families. In other words, they want your blood and treasure to defend them. Let them rot.
Posted by: WOPR at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (+sAyR)

And....wasn't there a news item a while back - maybe during O'Bamas time about our guys being told to look the other way when their Afghan colleagues were engaging in the custom of 'boy play'. I was done with them right there. Let em rot! Three cups of tea -hell!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (ecuFW)

352
Someone's launching a nuke within Biden's time as president. I'd put my money on India towards China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:29 AM (LvTSG)


My money is on Taiwan towards China, a gotterdammerung before Taiwan ceases to exist. That's assuming that Taiwan actually has or can easily assemble nukes. If they were smart, they'd have ensured that they had nukes DECADES ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (n+4am)

353 Whoever is socking Raimondo is doing a hilarious job at parody

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

354 Zod marketing call: DoD RFP for high-strength bonding adhesive that can be applied to plane wings and airframes. Application of two square feet must have tensile strength to hold body of one Afghan human.

RFP tender: Repurposed Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array.

Zod Imperial Konzern for Industrial Application of Scientific Methodology Human Restraint Adhesive, GmBH.

Posted by: ZOD at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (xK9An)

355 346 Can't wait to see Psaki defend this shit.

She might just crack this time
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (M+Lyo)

She's still on vacation IIRC. You'd think the fall of Afghanistan would be considered an emergency given her boss's proclamations a month ago, but guess not.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (wQb4c)

356 356 I showed a few LIVs the videos of Biden groping kids. After watching they said "he didn't really grope them, because the news would talk about it constantly!"

I then showed them Hunter Biden lighting up a crack pipe talking about prostitutes and molesting his niece. The Livs said, "Well this can't be real because the news would talk about it constantly!"

So...you'd be surprised what people will believe even when their eyes tell them otherwise.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (DpkTQ)

=========

Then show them the video of Trump "telling people to inject themselves with bleach."

"This didn't happen, and the media was talking about it for days. What does this say about the media?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

357 >>> If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RKp8A)

I would say online = Tokyo Rose. But the more I read about that the more I understand that the main girl involved wasn't the fiend she wad made out to be and was probably actively sabotaging jap plans. So:

Online Social = Lord Haw-Haw

Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (auAfW)

358 362 Remain calm, all is well !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (M+Lyo)

Keep moving! Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (eeRB6)

359 If Biden blames Trump for any part of this, there needs to be an uprising across America that should scare the crap outta every politician in every state capital as well as DC.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (axyOa)

360 335 I honestly do want to know why the military agreed to withdraw from Afghanistan. What changed their mind? Why do it now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

___

Better graft opportunities elsewhere would be my guess. After 20 years they've pretty much exhausted Afghanistan. Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (GQ5VU)

361 Now the Dow is down 30. Everything else sucks ass but the Dow is America cuz CNN will mention it. Its pretty easy to kite 30 stocks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (/MaDp)

362 Ag-fa-stan HAS a constitution? Huh. Who knew.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (/XOcP)
++++
Sure. Just like Liberia does. Or like how we do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (3p5uk)

363 Have Trump email us. We can post it on our Twitter account.

Posted by: The Taliban at August 16, 2021 11:17 AM (pbStR)

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Early candidate for thread winner, t-bird.

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (QJ/YL)

364 Biden is supposedly going to address the nation at 3.45.

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Let me see if I can take a stab at this.

"Folks, we were leaving anyway on 9/11. We've been in contact with the Taliban and they know we mean business. They will agree to our terms to leave the airport alone and not make any rash decisions or, I'm tellin' ya, we'll make them regret it, man. They have understood Joe Biden means business and will abide by the US's conditions. {pause} Is Yogi Bear on yet, Jill?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (O+I8R)

365 This would be an interesting time to transition to Kamala.

Oh, no, you don't. You're not going to pin that shit on me!
Posted by: Kamala at August 16, 2021 11:39 AM (CTJwJ)


In case you thought this lazy pampered cunt had any leadership abilities.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

366 Tollybon might be Biden's new favorite ice cream.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021


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Ah! A new mall franchise! Instead of "Cinnabon," we get "Tollybon"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (/XOcP)

367 Why does The Drooling Turnip continually refer to this Asian pesthole's new rulers as "the Tolly-bonn"? Is he copying his former master Jugears, with his pronunciation of the name of the other pesthole there as "Pocky-stonn"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 11:43 AM (/XOcP)


Half the Teleprompter Clowns were pronouncing it Tolly-Bonn yesterday.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (Z32m1)

368 I showed a few LIVs the videos of Biden groping kids. After watching they said "he didn't really grope them, because the news would talk about it constantly!"

I then showed them Hunter Biden lighting up a crack pipe talking about prostitutes and molesting his niece. The Livs said, "Well this can't be real because the news would talk about it constantly!"

So...you'd be surprised what people will believe even when their eyes tell them otherwise.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (DpkTQ)

The flip side to that is these same idiots believe every fucking lie about Trump only because....the news talks about it CONSTANTLY.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (mR6Gs)

369 Aren't Afghanis Caucasian? If they are, and I might be wrong, that would mean the Taliban reflects that white rage Milley is obsessing about.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (cSyAR)

370 Ripe, not rope.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (KW7bH)

371 If Chy-Nah doesn't invade Taiwan in the next few days then they aren't serious about taking it over.

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Or they are far more cunning than I thought, and it actually scares me more. It means they know they don't actually have to invade it to conquer it.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (sX1BW)

372 377 If Biden blames Trump for any part of this, there needs to be an uprising across America that should scare the crap outta every politician in every state capital as well as DC.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (axyOa)

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Mitch is ready to write a scathing letter to the assistant of under secretary of Middle Eastern affairs. He is livid.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (GQ5VU)

373 After this clusterfuck, Hillary Clinton will start looking more and more like Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (JTpIQ)

374 CBS affiliate in Seattle blames this all on PDT.

Said biden did the best he could with the situation he inherited.
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It's convenient how they forget that Trump inherited that shit-hole from Obama/Biden's 8 years of mismanagement.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (k4dH2)

375 Joe has totally wiped out Gerald Ford in the Jeopardy category of stupid Presidential comments

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (uCLWI)

376 Can't wait to see Psaki defend this shit.

She might just crack this time


Psaki is MIA. Her voicemail says she's unavailable for the next week. She bailed. Her ginger ass is in a bunker somewhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (i0wNm)

377 So grateful my son Jake, a former Infantry NCO, came home unharmed from his combat deployment to Afghanistan. Longest 8 months of my life.

So profoundly sorry for those Gold Star families whose sons and daughters didn't. God bless and keep them all.

Posted by: troyriser at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (pYLCQ)

378 This would be a good time for ant-mask/vax Republicans to say "FU" in public to endless govt experts trying to impose them. Repeat it endlessly, on loop if necessary. Make the point expert can be wrong and drive it home BAMN.

Posted by: Ripley at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

379 @284

JM, I'm not sure why anyone would feel the need to wreck Harris's primary chances. She completely wiped out during the 2020 primary.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (1kqFh)

380 Funny but I haven't seen any trolls commenting yet today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They were under the NEW FIU inclusive and diverse bridge

Posted by: Miklos feels a bit weary, but thinks of Samuel Whittemore at August 16, 2021 11:49 AM (QzkSJ)

381 And Jen Psaki is off for vacation. That's some good timing...
Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (ZBI3u)

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Don't they have an assistant at least who would do her job while on vacations?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 16, 2021 11:49 AM (RMGKK)

382 Half the Teleprompter Clowns were pronouncing it Tolly-Bonn yesterday.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (Z32m1)
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Like how they pronounce Iran as "e-rawn." It's 'cause they're smart and cultured and shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:49 AM (3p5uk)

383 And Jen Psaki is off for vacation. That's some good timing...
Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (ZBI3u)


Any bets she didn't know? Looks like she paid attention to the Intel.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (axyOa)

384 Do we trust these refugees? Gul Agha Sherzai, a long term asset, is congratulating the Taliban today?

What percent support the taliban?

Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (ONvIw)

385 Thousands of military age guys fleeing the Taliban and worried about their families. In other words, they want your blood and treasure to defend them. Let them rot.
Posted by: WOPR at August 16, 2021 11:38 AM (+sAyR)

To be fair, they were fed lies by our military and state dept that the important parts of life were film festivals, gay pride parades, and standing against white male oppressers. Instead of owning guns, being proficient with their use, and standing against Islamic militants who will now enslave and murder them.

Nearly 20 years of US presence turned them into the softest of targets.

Posted by: Sjg at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (gDSJf)

386 Breaking: Adam Kinzinger & Liz Cheney are preparing to bring articles of impeachment on Trump in the House for the Afghanistan disaster.

Mitt Romney, Lisa Murkowski, & Bill Cassidy have indicated their support for the measure.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (MFZ8i)

387 So grateful my son Jake, a former Infantry NCO, came home unharmed from his combat deployment to Afghanistan. Longest 8 months of my life.

So profoundly sorry for those Gold Star families whose sons and daughters didn't. God bless and keep them all.

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Yes and Yes. They deserve so much better from our country. God Bless to them all.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (sX1BW)

388 Biden isn't going to address the nation. He's going to address the media, giving them their spin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (4fSQf)

389 03:45 Bivalve leaves office
03:46 Kramala cackles her greeting to the nation
03:47 DOW/S&P/NASTY Dump 20%
03:48 10YR YTREAS YLD HITS 0.25%

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 16, 2021 11:50 AM (MkuC5)

390 "Iran, Iran so far away."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (LE8xc)

391 Ag-fa-stan HAS a constitution? Huh. Who knew.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Those Americans might try that.

ha

hahahahha

Posted by: Chief Justice Julia Roberts at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (QzkSJ)

392 379 Now the Dow is down 30. Everything else sucks ass but the Dow is America cuz CNN will mention it. Its pretty easy to kite 30 stocks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (/MaDp)

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Long term DJIA and SP500 are very closely correlated. Those 30 or those 500 basically do the same thing, up or down.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (GQ5VU)

393 344 Remain calm, all is well !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (M+Lyo)

This sounds like Qanon or Brian Cates

Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (ONvIw)

394 @370: "That's assuming that Taiwan actually has or can easily assemble nukes."

I'd guess both Taiwan and Japan have some "theoretically half-assembled" nukes as failsafe deterrents. Somehow, that would make the whole North Korean mess, and China's quaint unwillingness to deal with said instability, seem borderline logical.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (+WWsf)

395 Let me see if I can take a stab at this.

"Folks, we were leaving anyway on 9/11. We've been in contact with the Taliban and they know we mean business. They will agree to our terms to leave the airport alone and not make any rash decisions or, I'm tellin' ya, we'll make them regret it, man. They have understood Joe Biden means business and will abide by the US's conditions. {pause} Is Yogi Bear on yet, Jill?"
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM (O+I8R)


You forgot all the TRUMP blame and hatred.
Because Joe will be blaming Trump in every sentence, when he isn't blaming Conservatives that sabotaged the withdrawal.

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (Z32m1)

396
Are they going to Lie and say the Russians are "meddling" in Trashcanistan?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (kMTAY)

397 Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

Given the corruption, incompetence, and lack of military doctrine in the Pentagon, I shouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

398 73 Probably already mentioned: All MEN civilians at Kabul airport. Guess it's women and children last in A-stan!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (bDqIh)

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Out: "Women and children first!"
In: "Transwomen and pedophiles first!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (0HbJk)

399
The only thing he inherited was the power to make his own decisions and he fucked that right up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (4fSQf)

stealing is not inheriting

Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

400 348 General Milley has issued a statement on the events in Afghanistan:
"Today, I am changing my nail polish color from pink to black in solidarity with the LGBTQIA+ people of Afghanistan"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 11:45 AM (MFZ8i)


He also said, "We did not have time to purge all extremists from the Army and Marine ready-response units sent to Kabul. That is my Number One Priority when the units return from harm's way protecting American civilians. My Number Two Priority is forcing everyone in those units to get vaccinated."

Posted by: Gref at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (AMIL/)

401 Don't they have an assistant at least who would do her job while on vacations?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 16, 2021 11:49 AM (RMGKK)
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Probably. But the job is useless and everyone knows it. Depending on party in the big chair, the press:
1. Shouts and screams and writes whatever they want about how bad it all is.
2. Calmly lobs softballs and regurgitates the official talking points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (3p5uk)

402 Hey Mr Tollybon tolly me bananas.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (cSyAR)

403 Zod marketing call: DoD RFP for high-strength bonding adhesive that can be applied to plane wings and airframes. Application of two square feet must have tensile strength to hold body of one Afghan human.

RFP tender: Repurposed Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array.

Zod Imperial Konzern for Industrial Application of Scientific Methodology Human Restraint Adhesive, GmBH.
Posted by: ZOD at August 16, 2021 11:47 AM


Gold, Zod. Gold.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (m+jkK)

404 May I have 10,000 marbles, please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (rJuuW)

405 "Remember kids, you can't overthrow the US military without F-15s and fucking nukes. Just ask the gaggle of goatfuckers in shit-bespeckled nightgowns who just caved in our caca hole"

Razorfist's eloquence just made me choke on my coffee.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (DXFDM)

406 Trump made Biden not prepare for withdrawal even with the extra 4 months Biden gave himself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (9C6CX)

407 Look for a new country to invade and occupy

Maybe that's why Kamala is looking Haiti over...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (LE8xc)

408 Are they going to Lie and say the Russians are "meddling" in Trashcanistan?

It wouldn't be a lie, they've been working to undermine the US interests there the whole time. I mean, its only fair, we did it to them the entire time they were in A-Stan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

409
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.


Well, don't let them IN here!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (63Dwl)

410 Biden approval 100% among taliban fighters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (w/oaB)

411 Jane, prayers for your husband and family in this sad time and for his mother.

Posted by: Sal at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (3c1fY)

412 stealing is not inheriting
Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
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If you grease my palms enough, I can transform theft into inheritance.

Posted by: Probate Judge at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (3p5uk)

413 I showed a few LIVs the videos of Biden groping kids. After watching they said "he didn't really grope them, because the news would talk about it constantly!"

I then showed them Hunter Biden lighting up a crack pipe talking about prostitutes and molesting his niece. The Livs said, "Well this can't be real because the news would talk about it constantly!"

So...you'd be surprised what people will believe even when their eyes tell them otherwise.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (DpkTQ)


Watching television news makes people dumber. Including Fox.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (y7DUB)

414 Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

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It's already started ... here with the illegal alien hordes as the vanguard.

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (0HbJk)

415 Any Jackalope postcards from Psaki yet?

Posted by: klaftern at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (r4sI4)

416 Uzbekistan's air defense system confirmed that it downed an Afghan military plane on Sunday that was attempting to enter its airspace illegally,

This shit's gonna get out of control.

Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 11:53 AM (H6twj)

417 stealing is not inheriting
Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

Fuckin thread winner shut them all down

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (nkobF)

418 Remember kids, you can't overthrow the US military without F-15s and fucking nukes. Just ask the gaggle of goatfuckers in shit-bespeckled nightgowns who just caved in our caca hole

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Well guess what, they now have F-15s.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (sX1BW)

419 Amazing what Biden's "accomplished" in just seven months. Trump should just gift him his "Operation Warp Speed".

Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (ZBI3u)

420 If only the media ...

Sorry...talking in my sleep.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (oy1++)

421 Remain calm, all is well !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (M+Lyo)

This sounds like Qanon or Brian Cates
Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (ONvIw)

That is My Line!

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (Z32m1)

422 Biden had 10 months to prepare for this. But it's all Trump's fault.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (GQ5VU)

423 ren't Afghanis Caucasian? If they are, and I might be wrong, that would mean the Taliban reflects that white rage Milley is obsessing about.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (cSyAR)

They are indeed white. Plenty have blue or green eyes.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (mR6Gs)

424 Why don't we send Anti Fa to Afghanistan and see what they can do?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (/MaDp)

425 There is no way AOC can take back the village idiot lead after this. Joe has it locked up.

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

426 The only thing he inherited was the power to make his own decisions and he fucked that right up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (4fSQf)

stealing is not inheriting
Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

Well said, CN

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (eeRB6)

427 379 @284

JM, I'm not sure why anyone would feel the need to wreck Harris's primary chances. She completely wiped out during the 2020 primary.
Posted by: junior at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (1kqFh)

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Biden did every time until he went into a primary as Barack Obama's VP. Then he led in the polls from day one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (LvTSG)

428 The military was afraid of killing innocent civilians in Afghanistan. They will have no such fears when they take on American citizens.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (GQ5VU)

429 Do we trust these refugees?

Fully vetted and with brand-new documentation! Only the finest military-aged men from Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon, and Palestine.

We can get more if you need them!

Posted by: The CIA at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (CTJwJ)

430 And Jen Psaki is off for vacation. That's some good timing...

https://tinyurl.com/yxzxt8dk

Posted by: Miklos liked this song at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (QzkSJ)

431 Better graft opportunities elsewhere would be my guess. After 20 years they've pretty much exhausted Afghanistan. Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

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Coming soon to a red state near you is my guess.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (RLLZj)

432 I think we all need to be prepared for how they are going to lash out at American citizens in their rage and also to distract from their history-making failure.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (9C6CX)

433 :354: "Zod marketing call: DoD RFP for high-strength bonding adhesive ..."

David Letterman proved that a full body velcro suit is more than capable of doing the job. No need to reinvent the wheel!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (+WWsf)

434 344 Remain calm, all is well !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:46 AM (M+Lyo)

This sounds like Qanon or Brian Cates
Posted by: CN at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (ONvIw)


Please dontate !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (M+Lyo)

435 The message to Taipei couldn't be clearer. The dollar ceases to be the reserve currency when the PRC absorbs Taiwan, which may be a feature and not a bug for some folks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2021 11:19 AM (LY6Ds)

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George Soros is counting on it.

Posted by: ShainS at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (egTDY)

436 It wasn't about nation building. It was about fighting them there instead of here.

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It was? There is a very quick way to end an international fight. See Japan 1945.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (sX1BW)

437 No we did not sell any F-15s to Afghanistan. Iraq was lucky to get F-16s. Afghanistan got A-29 Super Tucano CAS planes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (LE8xc)

438 "you'd be surprised what people will believe even when their eyes tell them otherwise."

Doesn't matter anymore. There are no more fence-sitters, no more misguided people still worthy of being saved. Anyone capable of seeing the truth has already, and those that couldn't be bothered to pay attention are not the kind of people we want anyway.

They don't get through the front gate. Throw them a bottle of water and wish them good luck vs the zombies.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (49Exr)

439 424 Why don't we send Anti Fa to Afghanistan and see what they can do?

..

What !?! Have them beat the Taliban with skateboards ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (RHGPo)

440 397 Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

Given the corruption, incompetence, and lack of military doctrine in the Pentagon, I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

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Maybe we'll finally invade Darfur.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

441 What can't Joe fuck up? I bet his ice cream scoop fell on the sidewalk.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (v0R5T)

442 Psaki pskedaddled.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (Msrhc)

443 I don't know if this has been mentioned but ET. Master Sargent Max Beilke, 69, officially was the last American combat soldier to leave Vietnam in 1973. Signed his own orders and the got on the helo.

He was a civilian employee at the Pentagon who worked on veterans issues.

Sgt. Meilke was killed in the terrorist attack on the Pentagon, 9/11/2001.

He lived just down the street from me.

Posted by: pawn at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (kYVzH)

444 I think we all need to be prepared for how they are going to lash out at American citizens in their rage and also to distract from their history-making failure.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 16, 2021 11:55 AM (9C6CX)
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chique!

A govt that despises Christianity?

No doubt.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (uH/JQ)

445 Trump is banned from all social media, but enemies at war with the United States use their technology. In more civilized times, traitors were shot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2021 11:16 AM (mZzAJ)

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It'll come to that but they will probably defect to China by then.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (RMGKK)

446 394 Walter,
Taiwan during the 1980's and 90's, along with South Africa, and perhaps some others like Korea and Japan collaborated with Israelis with know how to determine what was needed for nuclear weapons. The South Africans actually detonated one and were acknowledged to have several functional weapons that were dismantled after apartheid ended.

Taiwan has the engineering expertise to create nukes on short order plus the raw materials running four nuclear power plants to make them probably in a matter of weeks. Japan and SK, ditto. The major issue would be making them into warheads that could be delivered via missiles or the reliance on cruder bombs requiring aircraft for delivery.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (pO7gM)

447 May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM


This is gonna be great!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (m+jkK)

448 432 I think we all need to be prepared for how they are going to lash out at American citizens in their rage and also to distract from their history-making failure.
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This is what they do - hit down. Never up. Somehow we failed them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (/MaDp)

449 Watching television news makes people dumber. Including Fox.

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I have a younger sister who literally believes she's extremely well-informed about world news and politics. She is addicted to the nightly news and won't miss it for anything. She has absolutely no idea that what she thinks she knows is all propaganda, all the time. And the worst of it is you can't tell her otherwise, even when you present proof positive she's being lied to. She doesn't believe it because she's thoroughly invested in Tom Brokaw or whichever anchor she watches.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (O+I8R)

450 Pretty sure Biden won his first primary in the fifth state in his third Presidential election.

Posted by: pahound at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (ZBI3u)

451 >>> I'd guess both Taiwan and Japan have some "theoretically half-assembled" nukes as failsafe deterrents. Somehow, that would make the whole North Korean mess, and China's quaint unwillingness to deal with said instability, seem borderline logical.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2021 11:51 AM (+WWsf)

Aren't a good fraction of all nukes "half assembled"? Unless they're deployed on a mobile platform or in stand-ready and all that is subject to intensive maintenence.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (auAfW)

452 @RobertCahaly

#AfghanistanCrisis - 69.3% of Americans Disapprove of #Biden's handling of #Afghanistan military operations - according to @trafalgar_group & @COSProject #Poll of likely '22 voters conducted 8/14-8/15 See Report: http://thetrafalgargroup.org/news/nat-issue

https://tinyurl.com/yedp8tre

Posted by: Tami at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (cF8AT)

453 Yeah Afghanistan is the birthplace for the Aryans that Hitler was so fond of. And the Left thinks is full of terrorists, well guess what now you are importing the original article.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (LE8xc)

454 Aren't Afghanis Caucasian? If they are, and I might be wrong, that would mean the Taliban reflects that white rage Milley is obsessing about.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (cSyAR)


I think you're confusing them with Iranians (Persians).

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (y7DUB)

455 Psaki pskedaddled.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 16, 2021 11:56 AM (Msrhc)


Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (axyOa)

456
Ooh!

I just thought of a Big Lie biden's junta could use: This was caused by the long delay in the transition of power because President Trump wasn't accepting the theft of the election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (kMTAY)

457 May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM
++++
I'd love to help, but I lost my marbles years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (3p5uk)

458
White House source says Kamala Harris could be heard screaming today: "They will not pin this s*** on me!"
Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2021 11:33 AM (RHGPo)



Wasn't she bragging about how Bai-Den's Afghanistan strategy was all her doing less than 2 weeks ago?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (n+4am)

459 This is such an epic disaster that even Psaki and Kamala are running from it.

We need to hold a special election for:

1) President
2) Vice-president
3) Chief Justice

where voter ID is required and ballots are gathered by the military.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (uWF4x)

460 Biden wanted out of A-Stan ASAP because he needed the money for his green new deal

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (I2VcN)

461 Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

Given the corruption, incompetence, and lack of military doctrine in the Pentagon, I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

Florida and Texas are getting awful Uppity.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (Z32m1)

462 Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (O+I8R)

They didn't invest and coopt billions in mind control, emotional manipulation and persuasion research for nothing.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (nkobF)

463 George Soros is counting on it.

--

I share a birthday with that evil pig.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (O+I8R)

464 Biden handled Corn Pop... he's got this.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (NpAcC)

465 Well guess what, they now have F-15s.
Posted by: SH


They're only good for one takeoff.
Because goatfuckers aren't known for learning how to land them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (OCTRt)

466 Just spit balling here but maybe our military should do it's job...defending our national borders from invasion.

Radical, I know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (R/m4+)

467 The fact that Joe knows that Hunter's third laptop, the one with the really bad shit on it, is in the wild means he has had to take orders from anyone and everyone who claims to have it.

Joe: "Can you prove it's Hunter's"

Anyone: 'Yes, it's filled with Hunter taking drugs and doing disgusting sex shit."

Joe: "Goddammit."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (kfcYC)

468 "Well this can't be real because the news would talk about it constantly!"

Yep. Most people who pay attention to the news use the intensity of coverage as a gauge to determine how serious something is. Watergate was a big deal because it got constant coverage. Obama weaponizing the IRS was less serious because it didn't get as much coverage.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (UW2ZS)

469 Almost 500 comments now.

Yeah, nothing I can add.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (5p7BC)

470 =========

We had a generation to raise a new breed of population in Afghanistan. We never had the will to wipe out their backwards culture, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (LwkUs)

471 Reminds me. I need to watch the Kite Runner again. Who knew it would be a replay of what's going to happen in a few months.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (2DOZq)

472 Look for a new country to invade and occupy, coming soon a theater new you.

Given the corruption, incompetence, and lack of military doctrine in the Pentagon, I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

Florida and Texas are getting awful Uppity.
Posted by: Kamala Harris


Damn skippy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (OCTRt)

473 I will never forget or forgive the democrats, the democrat votes and NeverTrump types that ruined the United States and the world.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (fZqIv)

474 >>>And Jen Psaki is off for vacation. That's some good timing...

>Doesn't the White House have a staff? I thought Jen was just some bimbo with a title.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (JTpIQ)

475 I wonder if China advised the taliban to just buy the government rather than fighting it? The ChiComs would know all about that.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (qBbz7)

476 Florida and Texas are getting awful Uppity.

-------------------


If only Biden could lose those two countries.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (sX1BW)

477 What flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream will Joe Biden get after the speech?

A) Kabul Katastrophe
B) Afghanistan Anarchy
C) Taliban Triumph
D) Biden's Blunder

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (MFZ8i)

478 466 Just spit balling here but maybe our military should do it's job...defending our national borders from invasion.

Radical, I know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (R/m4+)

=========

George Washington's farewell address is an insurrectionary document.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (LvTSG)

479 What can't Joe fuck up? I bet his ice cream scoop fell on the sidewalk.

Beofre Jill could stop him, Joey tried to diddle the cone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (LE8xc)

480 459 40 Miles North,
In France, there is a precedent, the fall of the 4th Republic occurred after the Algerian crisis led to evacuation of French citizens from that country. De Gaulle returned to power as the new president of the 5th Republic as a direct result.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 12:00 PM (pO7gM)

481 where voter ID is required and ballots are gathered by the military enlisted soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (uWF4x)

Fixt

Posted by: golfman at August 16, 2021 12:01 PM (H6twj)

482 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM (kMTAY)

They'll just say they inherited it, this was Trump's plan, Republicans wouldn't cooperate, the Taliban are conservative religious extremists, etc

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2021 12:01 PM (nkobF)

483 What drugs are they using to get Biden in shape for his public appearance?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 12:01 PM (cSyAR)

484 What flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream will Joe Biden get after the speech?

Classic Ace stuff. Threadwinner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

485 466 Just spit balling here but maybe our military should do it's job...defending our national borders from invasion.

Radical, I know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (R/m4+)

___

That sounds awfully white rage-y, sir.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (GQ5VU)

486 I share a birthday with that evil pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM


And I share one with the JEF. Yay, us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (m+jkK)

487 One thing about having a retard for a "president" is the transparency of his thoughts. Where a politician who has his wits about him can camouflage his true concerns with a lot of flowery bullshit while speaking, Biden cannot.

Hence, while being interviewed Biden jumps to, "there's gong to be no circumstances where you see people being lifted off of the roof of a United States embassy."

This is because in his meetings with his handlers, the paramount fear was how it would look for the Biden "administration" if Americans (especially the snoozy LIV types) were subjected to scenes of obvious chaos as American forces bugged out of Afghanistan so ignominiously. So that's what Biden blurts out to his questioner.

The man needs to be in a nursing home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (guGkK)

488 What flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream will Joe Biden get after the speech?


I like Bidens Blunder

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (I2VcN)

489 The CCP is pretty much telling Taiwan, "You're next" according to their newspapers in China.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (uH/JQ)

490 May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2021 11:52 AM

This is gonna be great!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (m+jkK)

Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (4I/2K)

491 What flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream will Joe Biden get after the speech?

--

Rocky Road.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (O+I8R)

492 Persians never want to be confused with Arabs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (LE8xc)

493
The twitter account for the mostly-dead soros corpse has just went to War with China.

"soros" tweeted that china's president Pingpong "is the most dangerous enemy of open societies in the world."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (kMTAY)

494 Will ANY Republican even think of introducing an Impeachment Bill?

Posted by: rd at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (Z32m1)

495 Taliban now going door to door in Kabul looking for anyone who worked for the Americans. The blood of these people is on Creepy Joe's hands.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

496 Psaki pskedaddled.
Posted by: Cato

I read that in a Red Skelton voice.

Posted by: Miklos Kadiddlehopper at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (QzkSJ)

497 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (kTF2Z)

498 Aren't Afghanis Caucasian? If they are, and I might be wrong, that would mean the Taliban reflects that white rage Milley is obsessing about.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just anotherthi guy at August 16, 2021 11:48 AM (cSyAR)


I initially erred and this seems correct. Race in that area is such a sliding scale...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (y7DUB)

499 449 LIB, the tv news industry, including cable is dying. The issue is that your younger sister would have to acknowledge that everything she thought about the world was false or a distortion of reality. A lot of people have difficulty doing so because that implies they were wrong. The easier approach is to persuade them that they were deceived rather than they willingly swallowed lies and distortions of truth.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (pO7gM)

500 I share a birthday with that evil pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 11:58 AM

And I share one with the JEF. Yay, us.

--

LOL, that's pretty bad too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (O+I8R)

501 Taiwan has the engineering expertise to create nukes on short order plus the raw materials running four nuclear power plants to make them probably in a matter of weeks. Japan and SK, ditto. The major issue would be making them into warheads that could be delivered via missiles or the reliance on cruder bombs requiring aircraft for delivery.
Posted by: whig


Let the chinks establish a beachhead and pop off a Conex container.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (OCTRt)

502 So, apparently I can't read whole Twitter threads, as of about an hour ago. I have to get an account to read whole threads now. All of a sudden, for some reason.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (OssQ4)

503 Will ANY Republican even think of introducing an Impeachment Bill?

A couple Congress critters did I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2021 12:03 PM (I2VcN)

504 @PoliticsReid

New York legislators reverse course, will continue investigation into Andrew Cuomo after his resignation

https://tinyurl.com/yghwcvf7

Posted by: Tami at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (cF8AT)

505 The whole world knows

DOW - down - 27.41 (0.077%)
NASDAQ - down - 112.10 (0.76%)
S&P 500 - down - 11.20 (0.25%

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (LwkUs)

506 Fox saying the Taliban are going door to door looking for anyone that helped the US they are looking for retribution.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (NpAcC)

507
Aren't a good fraction of all nukes "half assembled"? Unless they're deployed on a mobile platform or in stand-ready and all that is subject to intensive maintenence.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 16, 2021 11:57 AM (auAfW)


Yep. Most of them are kept disassembled, partly for security reasons, but also because the components degrade with time (tritium especially). Also to ensure that radiation doesn't damage the electronics and other parts.

Nukes are like pizzas, with freshness a priority, designed for speedy delivery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (n+4am)

508
lol

LOL!

NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (kMTAY)

509 Just spit balling here but maybe our military should do it's job...defending our national borders from invasion.

Radical, I know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2021 11:59 AM (R/m4+)

That doesn't make any sense, how are the senior officers supposed to become rich if they aren't approving massive contracts in exchange for future "jobs" with their contractor. Virtual fences aren't going to keep them at the level of comfort they've grown accustomed to.

Posted by: Sjg at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (gDSJf)

510 CBS: Now Biden officials are speculating they might not rescue ANY Afghans.

Posted by: Baldy at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (OLCH5)

511 Joe Must Go... I don't think he can do any more damage. Hopefully he brings his entire party down with him.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (h1jJh)

512 Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

*smiles*

Posted by: the sensuous Mrs. Dean Wormer at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (QzkSJ)

513 What information do I need to give Twitter to get an account?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (OssQ4)

514 The afghanis should fly to mexico.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (w/oaB)

515 Wonder if the Japanese have any residual love for the Chinese?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (LwkUs)

516 Watching Joey and Jill both hobbling up the steps of Marine One on their way to Camp David, pretty much sums up this administration.


Joe looking frail as usual, and Jill in a short dress that looked like a nightgown, and she's wearing a boot on one foot and is on crutches.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

517 So the Taliban buys off the Afghan "Army" commanders to get a surrender. Should we be surprised after all the cash payouts we made?

The WSJ reports that the country is rife with corruption, all the way up to Prrsident-in-exile Ghani. .

Posted by: JM in Florida at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (7UBwT)

518 ilhan omar and rancida taliban are pop-locking

Posted by: x at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (oA+QO)

519 What gets me is that all this training in the glories of "our democracy" and "freedom!!!!" went on for 20 bloody years. TWENTY. That's an entire generation conceived, raised, and come to adulthood under the hovering nurture of American idealism. And it all dissipated in 24 hours. If anything, it's a salutary lesson in the limits of government-sponsored indoctrination. We fear the runts in education, government, the arts, and everywhere else the Left has dragged its slug slime trail. But in the end, they don't really have the lasting power they imagine they do. This current madness of CRT and white persecution looks impressive, but it's a mile wide and an inch deep, just like "our democracy" proved to be in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (DWDek)

520 "The media can't lie, if they did they would get sued!"

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (qH4Vk)

521 One possible bright spot. There is no way that they'll be able to maintain the armaments that we left there for them. Right? RIGHT??
Posted by: Darrell Harris

We're happy to help.

Posted by: Chinese Military at August 16, 2021 12:06 PM (GZ/yK)

522 NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.

They find a rock the size of New Jersey made of gold its gonna depress the value, just sayin'

Still, the point remains: we should be in space mining and doing industry not safe on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

523 ren't Afghanis Caucasian[/ui]

The US government officially considers Arabs white - there is an actual court ruling on that.

Pashtuns and other central Asian ethnic groups though...mostly Persian with some "Mongol" and a little Greek.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (DpkTQ)

524 Have the neverTrumper scum expressed any concern about the designate president?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (cSyAR)

525 oops

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (DpkTQ)

526 NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.


They have already altered its orbit to land on earth. It will impact next year. They have sent out bids to design a system to slow it down before impacting and causing an extinction level event.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (w/oaB)

527 508
lol

LOL!

NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.

I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

it's Elon's

Posted by: x at August 16, 2021 12:08 PM (oA+QO)

528 If anyone is asking, no I did NOT offer to blow every member of the Taliban if they didn't take Kabul.

All I asked was for the fuckers to wait. I presumed "we'll think about it" meant yes.

Damn it - anyone have a fresh shirt?

Posted by: Gen Milley at August 16, 2021 12:09 PM (DpkTQ)

529 What drugs are they using to get Biden in shape for his public appearance?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021


***
He's mainlining Rocky Road or Chunky Monkey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 16, 2021 12:09 PM (/XOcP)

530 Christopher, I think what Sooth is laughing about is how NASA is trying to distract us with a big, shiny, valuable thing. At this particular moment, all of a sudden, for some reason.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:10 PM (OssQ4)

531 LOL!

NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.

I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 16, 2021 12:04 PM (kMTAY)

I even like the smell of gold.

Posted by: William Devane at August 16, 2021 12:10 PM (v0R5T)

532 What information do I need to give Twitter to get an account?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:05 PM (OssQ4)


Hey there Taq. If memory serves, I think I only provided an email address. I use a burner email address for my lurker-only account on the cesspool

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2021 12:10 PM (mZUr4)

533 If you haven't seen it yet, you will (all over Reddit)

"Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview



The Capitol Police let them in?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2021 12:11 PM (PvJM2)

534 Hey, stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at August 16, 2021 12:12 PM (n43+n)

535 Biden's appearance today could put him out of commission for a month.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 16, 2021 12:13 PM (cSyAR)

536 They find a rock the size of New Jersey made of gold its gonna depress the value, just sayin'

Still, the point remains: we should be in space mining and doing industry not safe on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

No way, gold is magic and can only go up in value! That's why so many infomercials on Fox News are desperate to sell it to you, they just want to share that wealth!

Posted by: Sjg at August 16, 2021 12:14 PM (gDSJf)

537 Thanks, Doof. I might have to do that then, if I want to read whole threads. They just did this today, within the last hour or so. All you can read is a tweet and three replies. You click on a tweet to get to the thread and get a pop-up telling you to register. So, just like Gab and Parler now, I guess, in that regard.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:14 PM (OssQ4)

538 "Notice the resemblance between the Taliban and the Jan 6th insurrection?"
Posted by: motionview

They were let in. Yep. But the big difference is the Taliban actually took over.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:16 PM (OssQ4)

539 Rickb223,

From my understanding, the China approach is similar to that of Germany in the 30's except using missiles instead of aircraft. The idea is that massive bombardment across Taiwan via missiles will cause the Taiwanese to sue for peace and allow an uncontested occupation to go forward. Don't think that China would try a direct contested invasion that would make DDay look like child's play. The problem for the Chinese is that their Hong Kong show example of leaving the Taiwanese to run themselves went awry with China assuming direct control just before Covid hit so it destroyed the illusion that Taiwanese could go about their business and only accept theoretical Chinese oversight.

Application of nukes changes everything.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2021 12:16 PM (pO7gM)

540 Thanks, Doof. I might have to do that then, if I want to read whole threads. They just did this today, within the last hour or so. All you can read is a tweet and three replies. You click on a tweet to get to the thread and get a pop-up telling you to register. So, just like Gab and Parler now, I guess, in that regard.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2021 12:14 PM (OssQ4)


Just be sure to heed to requisite warning about a "wretched hive of scum and villainy"

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2021 12:17 PM (mZUr4)

541 Space mining will benefit the Space Truckin' industry!

https://youtu.be/hHOrpFeXUao

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2021 12:19 PM (mZUr4)

542 Just be sure to heed to requisite warning about a "wretched hive of scum and villainy"
Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2021 12:17 PM (mZUr4)


It's a fucking shithole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRd_vZT6zPY

Posted by: Obi Wan at August 16, 2021 12:22 PM (AiZBA)

543 If all the Chinese in China jumped up and down for one whole day, the seismic motion would create a tidal wave that would wash over Taiwan. Game over.

Next geopolitical problem, please.

Posted by: ZOD at August 16, 2021 12:37 PM (xK9An)

544 trying to impeach Biden during this time of crisis would be tantamount to treason! I'll bet that right now ourt President is jumping rope, riding 25 miles an hour on his ScootyPuff Sr and doing 30 pushups in 40 seconds!

Not to love Joe Biden is a great disgrace,
so let's -

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 16, 2021 12:53 PM (4a9Vv)

545 NASA says they've discovered a kajillion zillion dollar "golden asteroid" in space.

Sorry, it's mine. It was recorded in the Star Registry last Christmas.

Posted by: ronalds545 at August 16, 2021 12:53 PM (pT4Fd)

546 It's probably already been mentioned but the Joint Chiefs of Staff own this fiasco, too. They sure were all in a huff to protect their little fiefdoms when President Trump wanted to get the troops out of there. No way they didn't know that the ANA troops couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper sack. All those American and allied lives lost for nothing.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2021 12:58 PM (pJWtt)

547 106 So I guess when Biden said "America is back", he meant "back to the Carter years"
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 16, 2021 11:22 AM (rStan)

That's a bit of an insult to Carter. When the Taliban takes hostages, Carter would actually try to rescue them.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2021 11:24 AM (wQb4c)

A year later, or so. I'm sure they appreciated the nuance.

About the same time as our embassy was taken over, the USSR embassy in Tehran also was. The USSR said to Iran, "Get out of there or we will mess you up bigtime" and within a very short time there was nobody occupying the USSR embassy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 16, 2021 01:10 PM (eoQWY)

548 I honestly do want to know why the military agreed to withdraw from Afghanistan. What changed their mind? Why do it now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

___

My guess is that once the arrangement was made to leave by Trump Humpty Dumpty was not going back together. Foolishly, though, they broke the deal and did not evacuate, not figuring that everyone in the country knew that we weren't staying around and decided to make their own adjustments to reality. Like usual, the Pentagon generals and staff pukes are the last to know what his happening on the ground, and never have to pay the price for their idiocy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 16, 2021 01:22 PM (eoQWY)

549 Funny but I haven't seen any trolls commenting yet today.

Posted by: J.J.
--
Just don't have the heart: I am human and kinda feel sorry for you guys considering everything that's happening to you.

Service will resume if you ever get back on your feet.

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat