Rashida Tliab Dances Indoors, Maskless, in a County Experiencing "Substantial" Covid Transmission -- Just After Attacking Rand Paul for Resisting Lockdowns and Masking Mandates

The CDC advises that counties with "significant" covid transmission rates re-impose mask mandates indoors.

When ugly hag Rashida Tliab blasted Rand Paul for arguing against the new lockdowns, it sure seemed like she was endorsing indoor masking.

Indoor masking for you, at least.

She's going to wag her ugly mug without a veil when she's gathering with 100 people indoors in a county with substantial covid transmission.

Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib, who assailed GOP Sen. Rand Paul for urging Americans to resist new CDC guidelines, danced without a mask at an indoor wedding in a county in her home state with "substantial" COVID-19 transmission.
Tlaib (D-Mich.) was captured on video in the Instagram Story of Bassam Saleh, a wedding band in Dearborn, Michigan, as she danced and posed for photos at the large indoor gathering Sunday, Fox News reported.
The band tagged the location as Ford Community & Performing Arts Center in Dearborn, a city in Wayne County, which is rated as an orange zone by the CDC, according to the news outlet.
Orange indicates "substantial" transmission, one of two risk categories in which the agency's guidelines call for indoor masking for people regardless of their vaccination status.
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"The KY Senator is throwing a tantrum as his state is being swallowed whole by this virus, again," Tlaib wrote on Twitter, where she posted a Kentucky map showing counties with elevated risk categories.

She partied maskless indoors with a hundred-plus people in an orange county.

The Ruling Class must be ended.

Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib partied last night with 100+ maskless people. Dems want your kids stuck in masks at school ALL DAY while they party maskless with their friends. Do not comply! Don’t give 1 more inch. In 2022 we WILL defeat the tyrants! Chip in: https://t.co/FGvUL6PziQ pic.twitter.com/6lg71dtv2f
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) August 9, 2021

You can’t make this stuff up. The same day she partied maskless, she went on twitter to chastise @RandPaul for the crime of telling people to be free and stop listening to mandates. "Start resisting the virus"... Is that what you were doing dancing in a big crowd @RashidaTlaib? pic.twitter.com/tLjeZT08U3
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) August 10, 2021

But this was a "sophisticated" crowd!!!

Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM

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1 Yay!

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (jc0Ct)

2 Good thing I just skimmed the content.

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (jc0Ct)

3 She attacked Paul for encouraging regular people to resist.

I doubt she would really care if he resisted himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

4 Others have been called.

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (jc0Ct)

5 She also had no bra on.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (rGSjI)

6
There really is Two Americas.

And Two Twitters.

And Two Realities.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (K/Vb5)

7 I'm more offended by her Elaine Benes style dance moves. What's going on with that waving hand?

Posted by: Mishdog at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

8 She ain't got no alibi.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (vpXzW)

9 But she's smart and sophisticated.

Tom Hanks said so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (XGAZE)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

11 VOTE!

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (Psuwu)

12 5 She also had no bra on.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (rGSjI)

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I'm fairly certain that Jamie Lee Curtis was not wearing a bra for the first 30 minutes of Halloween (197

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

13 She's hideous.

Plus, RULZ IS FOR PEONS, peons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

14 If there was ever a dame who *needs* a mask, it's her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)

15 Two weeks to slow the spread is a defensible policy

The rest of your life to have no measurable impact on the disease isn't defensible

Posted by: zmdavid at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (xqRaG)

16 Yeah, but I'd much rather see a braless young Jamie Lee Curtis than a braless Ratsheeta Taliban.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (XGAZE)

17 Willowed:

Biden gets lost on a short, paved path at the White House, just after a SS agent points the way.

https://bit.ly/3iywhxK

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (UW2ZS)

18 What's this? Dancing? Well I never...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (HaL55)

19 Plus who captioned that video? Our congress women....I know she's kinda hefty, but she's still just one woman.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (cqAUI)

20 I mean, obviously, it's one of those settings where covid is powerless, like a BLM protest.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (IytoW)

21 Define "significant."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (+56GQ)

22 She has the lovely smile of a Cenobite. She might want to consider masking forever.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (QU5/8)

23 Those chompers though.
Holy crap, she could give AOC a run for her money.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (ZkbE5)

24
tlaib is a palestinian terrorist

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (K/Vb5)

25 20 I mean, obviously, it's one of those settings where covid is powerless, like a BLM protest.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (IytoW)

Probably even the same people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (UuD2k)

26 I was driving to work this morning thinking about how different the real world looks here in Texas from what I read about on the internet.
I see very few masks, no social distancing. Even the Karen's from last year have given up and quit with the covid fear. Life is completely back to normal-until I go online. I'm beginning to think I should stop reading the Internet.

Posted by: Drc at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (vbaSG)

27 > What's this? Dancing? Well I never...

We should count ourselves lucky that she didn't do a belly dance.

Not that she doesn't have plenty of belly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (XGAZE)

28 Tlaib and her followers are welcome to sit at home, hunker down and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (KbCG3)

29 She's a definite 0.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (Bq7Bx)

30 Fish-faced terrorist supporter Tliab will have her congressional seat for as long as she wants.

Such is the Decline and such is the nature of chaos.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (wQb4c)

31 She attacked Paul for encouraging regular people to resist.

I doubt she would really care if he resisted himself.
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Meanwhile, these are the assholes who #resisted for four years.

I hope really, really, REALLY bad things happen to them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (IytoW)

32 She also had no bra on.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (rGSjI)

Where she is concerned, thats a fucking war crime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (VwHCD)

33 These are the types of stories that I hope wake up some of the LIVs and wine-moms.

Arguing over the science of COVID probably makes their eyes glaze over, but this and Obama's bday bash? Blatant examples of rules for thee but not for me.

LIVs and wine-moms kids are about to be masked up in another wasted year of school, but the Ruling Class gets to live it up.

I hope at least it starts waking up some folks. (Assuming they ever see these stories.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (khAeP)

34 Human freak.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (wAnMi)

35 She should continue with the masks full time...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (Zmnko)

36 At the height of lockdowns last year they announced it was GOOD for your health to go out and race riot.

Tough to forget that one.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:00 PM (Psuwu)

37 Someone hand me the fainting couch immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:00 PM (HaL55)

38 The french knew how to end a ruling class. The frigging french.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 03:00 PM (VwHCD)

39 "swallowed whole"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

40 I was driving to work this morning thinking about how different the real world looks here in Texas from what I read about on the internet.
I see very few masks, no social distancing. Even the Karen's from last year have given up and quit with the covid fear. Life is completely back to normal-until I go online. I'm beginning to think I should stop reading the Internet.
Posted by: Drc at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (vbaSG)

That's true mostly in KC MO too. But I think we have all learned how fragile it is. Pointing out the hypocrisy is something we can do in an attempt to keep them from trying to mess the world up further.

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (Io+Rg)

41 5 She also had no bra on.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (rGSjI)

I will count on other people to look at her chest and torso to see if she's going (Pali) commando. Me, otoh...*shudders*.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (wQb4c)

42 33 I hope at least it starts waking up some folks. (Assuming they ever see these stories.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (khAeP)

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Trump won the election so hard in 2020 that months of mail cheating was good enough and they had to shut down the counting in six states to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall.

The people were already onto this scam last year. This is just going to make things more interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

43 > they announced it was GOOD for your health to go out and race riot.

The fumes from a looted and burning Apple Store are a guaranteed cure for the 'rona.

It is known.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (XGAZE)

44 Willowed on the Cuomo thread turned food thread, but want to say bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers are amazing.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (KpBS0)

45 She should continue with the masks full time...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (Zmnko)

Hag in the iron mask.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (VwHCD)

46 The Left isn't getting "caught" with their double standards. They are trying to humiliate the plebes with them. They are flaunting them.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (MTm8X)

47 At the height of lockdowns last year they announced it was GOOD for your health to go out and race riot.

Tough to forget that one.
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Don't forget random hook-ups with strangers you've met on the internet!

But don't dare go to church.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (IytoW)

48 *wasn't good enough

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

49 now that Ann Coulter is a vicious anti-trump reactionary, just because trump failed and shit, she forwarded an article by some hysteric liberal in slate or politico that criticized trump because he enriched his friends in office and some other bullshit, which is especailly bullshitty considering that trump's "friends" are all being hunted down and expelled from polite society.

meanwhile, I guess the lunatic left forgets about 10% for the big guy and the clinton foundation or how obama now has a 10 million dollar home in rich people land.

fucking loons.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (ZZK0E)

50 Yet, all them dumbfucks dancing and partying with her will walk out of that building, wearing masks and karen scream at those not wearing them, all while voting for that cuunt every chance they get.

Voters iz stupid.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Hey Tlaib, there's a high incidence of acute ligma over here. Might want to look into that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (DXFDM)

52 >>46 The Left isn't getting "caught" with their double standards. They are trying to humiliate the plebes with them. They are flaunting them.

that is certainly a plausible interpretation.

But these are sophisticated crowds!

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

53 #soon

Posted by: Golfman at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (hOMhY)

54 I guess she's one of those sophisticated vaccinated people they have been telling us about

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (Zmnko)

55 In 2022 you'll have to deal with reps like me in the majority holding you accountable.

Yeah, right. And in 2022, I'll be spending my days by the pool watching Dita Von Teese strip for me and only me.

I am so sick of people pretending elections matter.

Whatever. I have to go to work and flush another eight hours of my life down the toilet. As I said at the end of the other thread, this is one of those days where I hate everything, including myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (2JVJo)

56 If I had her face, I'd wear the burqa. She gives Rosa DeLauro a run for the money on who fell fartherest down the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (F0YaR)

57
Yeah, she's a hypocrite; they all are. But there's also the thing where she supports terrorist organizations who target the US, as well.

Ya know what the worst part is? The hypocrisy.

(h/t, Norm MacDonald)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (JN3xP)

58 You know how I know the wuflu is just a strong flu? Because not one of the jagoffs has died from it.

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (gmo/4)

59 Just please tell me she had clothes on

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (znIQ9)

60 Ace, love your child like innocence when it comes to "fair".

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (KPEbq)

61 46 The Left isn't getting "caught" with their double standards. They are trying to humiliate the plebes with them. They are flaunting them.

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the biggest weakness that the covid lockdowns created is the left and globohomo don't actually realize how fucking dumb and evil they look. Oh, there's no one at sportsball games, I guess we can go full gay retard and anti-american, no one will know if it hurts the bottom line because the bottom line is at zero.

well, we know. we remember.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (ZZK0E)

62
Bitch has a mouth like a bass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (JN3xP)

63 Are they really this stupid? After so many high-profile pro-mask hypocrites have ALREADY been outed, why is this still happening?

I know, Rancida is as stupid as they come, but at this point, shouldn't these people at least PRETEND to be careful?

I don't condone the score-settling to come, but the Left has been begging for it.

Posted by: acethepug at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (qPKAe)

64 >>>Biden gets lost on a short, paved path at the White House, just after a SS agent points the way.

https://bit.ly/3iywhxK
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (UW2ZS)

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Looks to me like he didn't want to walk up the steps, so he ignores the SS and takes route through the grass. And the way he was walking, I can see why he would want to avoid them. What a decrepit old man.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (wkps7)

65 >These are the types of stories that I hope wake up some of the LIVs and wine-moms.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (khAeP)

They'll never see it on the teevee news. And if you tell them about it, it's right-wing racisty racist misinformation.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (DXFDM)

66 She partied maskless indoors with a hundred-plus people in an orange county.
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Yeah, but they were probably really sophisticated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (830x5)

67 We've been making the argument around hypocrisy for a LONG time and they just don't get you anywhere.

Remember when feminist leader Bill Clinton basically admitted to raping/sexually harassing women and the left collectively said they'd be happy to sexually service him to keep abortion legal?

BUT I think pointing out our elites don't believe in the COVID mania they are pushing IS a good line of argument. Obviously Obama, Tlaib, Pelosi, etc do not believe that we need the lockdowns and mandates they publicly argue for...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (DpkTQ)

68 The "Year of the Hypocrite" has become the "Two Years of the Hypocrite."

New Normal == Old Awful

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (Jsjd7)

69 If I had her face, I'd wear the burqa. She gives Rosa DeLauro a run for the money on who fell fartherest down the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way.

Exidor lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (HaL55)

70 Ugly pigs should always wear a mask.

Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

71 Sophisticated.

They keep using that word.

I don't think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (RLLZj)

72 tbh, when we win the house in senate shortly, we need to humiliate the DC-gitmo judges who are insanely pre-trial persecuting 1/6 defendants. impeach everyone.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (ZZK0E)

73 With men! Get thee to a nunnery!

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (r4sI4)

74 In the middle of the video, she goes "LULULULULULULU!!!!" The only thing missing is the explosion at the end.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Looks to me like he didn't want to walk up the steps, so he ignores the SS and takes route through the grass. And the way he was walking, I can see why he would want to avoid them. What a decrepit old man.
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81 million bazillion gazillion votes!! Hugestest turnout in history!1!!11!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (IytoW)

76 >The Left isn't getting "caught" with their double standards. They are trying to humiliate the plebes with them. They are flaunting them.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (MTm8X)

Like I say, what's the point of being in the ruling class if you can't lord it over the plebs?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (DXFDM)

77 Who is your dance partner?

"He was my brother ..."

*slap*

"He was my husband ..."

*slap*

"He was my brother AND my husband!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (TWZ+w)

78 >>> Fish-faced terrorist supporter Tliab will have her congressional seat for as long as she wants. Such is the Decline and such is the nature of chaos. Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (wQb4c)

I hate that the very people that take advantage of the generous American system, and achieve their own form of the American dream, are the most strident voices to destroy it for everyone else.

I dont know how to stop them.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (KpBS0)

79 Maybe the virus has free will and good taste and won't go anywhere near Ratshit and Obozo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (d9FiS)

80 Even though it turns out that the rockies fan was only calling out the name of the team mascot, the story still illustrates the racial divide sparked by Trump. Even though he has been out of office 8 months, racial attacks like this are still a daily occurrence.

-hot take of the day, probably at Hot Air

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (gpKIi)

81 Pronounced ra gawt around these here parts.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (+ya+t)

82 I know this is OT/ but I just watched a hilarious video of biden scuffling on the wrong path going into the WH.. Sorry I'm computer illiterate to bring it over from Gateway Pundit

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (Zmnko)

83 46 The Left isn't getting "caught" with their double standards. They are trying to humiliate the plebes with them. They are flaunting them.

Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. You're not Democrat, you're little people!

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (QFVV9)

84 Ugh. Fucking burr and Tillis never disappoint. I need to move. Somewhere.

Posted by: NCKate at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (ojA5e)

85 tbh, when we win the house in senate shortly, we need to humiliate the DC-gitmo judges who are insanely pre-trial persecuting 1/6 defendants. impeach everyone.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (ZZK0E)

LMAO well be lucky if they don't pass amnesty and another "infrastructure" bill. For the chiddrins.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (Psuwu)

86 Biden gets lost on a short, paved path at the White House, just after a SS agent points the way.

https://bit.ly/3iywhxK
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (UW2ZS)

Salute the Marines!

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (gmo/4)

87 I dont know how to stop them.
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Well, there is a way...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (IytoW)

88 26 I was driving to work this morning thinking about how different the real world looks here in Texas from what I read about on the internet.
I see very few masks, no social distancing. Even the Karen's from last year have given up and quit with the covid fear. Life is completely back to normal-until I go online. I'm beginning to think I should stop reading the Internet.
Posted by: Drc at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (vbaSG)
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Also Texas. My employer has gone "Masks back on" with the Covid Hokey-Pokey. All of the people who were total Mask Karens this time last year have let go of all their old scoldings and rules completely. They walk around with masks on their chins, under their noses, hanging off one ear. It's madness -- MADNESS!

My kids are in BSA. Council has not reinstated any mandate. The churches that charter both units has not reinstated any mandate (...yet...both are UMCs, so I expect them to probably make a move within the month). Actual church has made no change.

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (ePZfA)

89 Obviously Obama, Tlaib, Pelosi, etc do not believe that we need the lockdowns and mandates they publicly argue for...

If these elite globalistas think they can get away with this shit for long, they're about to discover otherwise. It's about time we made Big Sister Tech's Panopticon work for us for a change.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (HaL55)

90 Oh, meant to mention this morning. Today is first day of school in my county. Was nice to see all the kids without masks waiting at the bus stop.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (ELlgs)

91 Everyone should watch this regarding COVID and what's happening : https://tinyurl.com/yj4juwus

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (vwBrW)

92 Just imagine telling the average Dem in 2001 that one of their standard bearers will be a Pali terrorist that married her brother.

No one would believe this shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (DpkTQ)

93 Looks to me like he didn't want to walk up the steps, so he ignores the SS and takes route through the grass. And the way he was walking, I can see why he would want to avoid them. What a decrepit old man.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance

He came in through the bathroom window?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (d9FiS)

94 It was a sophisticated crowd.

Some people did some things.

Mistakes were made.

What difference, at this point, does it make?

You racist, misogynistic H8rs!!!

Posted by: Rashida "From the river to the sea" Tlaib at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

95 BUT I think pointing out our elites don't believe in the COVID mania they are pushing IS a good line of argument. Obviously Obama, Tlaib, Pelosi, etc do not believe that we need the lockdowns and mandates they publicly argue for.

Well, no, they do believe that. They believe it is necessary for you. Like climate change, you need to give up your cars; they don't need to give up private jets. There's no hypocrisy here at all. They have a double standard. They're the elite, and there not subject to the same rules as us garbage people. It's not any different than a parent imposing a bedtime or a curfew on a child. You're the fucking child, get it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (QU5/8)

96 86 Biden gets lost on a short, paved path at the White House, just after a SS agent points the way.

https://bit.ly/3iywhxK
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (UW2ZS)

Salute the Marines!
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2021 03:06 PM (gmo/4)
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MUH BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (ePZfA)

97 Are they really this stupid? After so many high-profile pro-mask hypocrites have ALREADY been outed, why is this still happening?

Because they keep getting "caught" and there's no price to pay. Everyone shrugs at it. Why would they stop?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

98 The Red Death was fiction and took the rich in their palace.

The Covid is real and only kills the poors and conservative.

Liberalism offers natural immunity to reality.

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (jIL4c)

99 77
Posted by: ShainS

(golf clap) Well done.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (QFVV9)

100 Remember, folks: "optics."

They finally talk about "optics" - that is, appearances - mattering, which means that they're over it now. They used to care, but now they don't. They can't even be bothered to cast illusions at this point. AOC still does, to a point (at least on mask theater), but even she slips up more often than not.

They just don't care anymore. And they don't care that you know that they're hypocrites. Pointing it out doesn't matter. They're just living large under the New Rules - which are the same as the good old USSR rules: they do what they want, you do what you're told.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (Jsjd7)

101 The chains are for you haters, not for them.

Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (MxEKc)

102 Just imagine telling the average Dem in 2001 that one of their standard bearers will be a Pali terrorist that married her brother.

No one would believe this shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (DpkTQ)

To be fair I would 100% have believed that.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (Psuwu)

103 I'm more offended by her Elaine Benes style dance moves. What's going on with that waving hand?
Posted by: Mishdog at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

Distracting attention away from her fat ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (y7DUB)

104 She also had no bra on.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (rGSjI)

Where she is concerned, thats a fucking war crime.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (VwHCD)

there are days where I'm so very very glad that the work internet blocks 98% of tweets linked in these posts...

and yeah, another example of how they don't care. they will do as they want, but don't you get out of line or it's a fine and jail for you not being a dutiful sheep.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (8D42x)

105 LMAO well be lucky if they don't pass amnesty and another "infrastructure" bill. For the chiddrins.

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the uniparty has destroyed america, at least they got paid off. good for them. Enjoy blowing your car each time you start it.

I hope that one day there's a sane country to move to.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (ZZK0E)

106 Not all who wander are lost.

Except if you're Joe Biden. Then you are lost.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (wQb4c)

107 tbh, when we win the house in senate shortly, we need to humiliate the DC-gitmo judges who are insanely pre-trial persecuting 1/6 defendants. impeach everyone.

Tim Riggins.

I'm down with that.

Posted by: Thom Tillis at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (hOMhY)

108 Breitbart:

Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

weird day

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 03:09 PM (X5CsJ)

109 67 We've been making the argument around hypocrisy for a LONG time and they just don't get you anywhere.

Remember when feminist leader Bill Clinton basically admitted to raping/sexually harassing women and the left collectively said they'd be happy to sexually service him to keep abortion legal?

BUT I think pointing out our elites don't believe in the COVID mania they are pushing IS a good line of argument. Obviously Obama, Tlaib, Pelosi, etc do not believe that we need the lockdowns and mandates they publicly argue for...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (DpkTQ)

Huge difference. Clinton's acts didn't impact people personally, lockdowns have. And if you need more proof, consider that Gavin Newsome's trip to The French Laundry may cost him his governorship.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 03:09 PM (KbCG3)

110 Bitch has a mouth like a bass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM

I may be able to help with that.

Posted by: Bass-o-Matic at August 10, 2021 03:09 PM (m+jkK)

111 OK, I take back that everything is better wrapped in bacon. If you wrapped Tliab's fat ass in bacon it would immediately putrefy and run away.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

112 >>> now that Ann Coulter is a vicious anti-trump reactionary

I like Mark Simone's show, it's a good way to get NYC news, but man I hate that he has her on like every week. She talks a good talk but at the end of the day crapped out when it mattered.

When you have border hawks like Coulter bailing on Trump for being border soft, the GOP is CLEARLY not a cult.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (KpBS0)

113 Breitbart:

Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

weird day
=====

Hopefully because she's terminally ill. Oh, please...oh, please...oh, please...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (IytoW)

114 Biles back in the news. Now she's pro choice except for the vaccine when she's not. Well she is flexible like a gymnast.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (QZ/dC)

115 Cra Cra Eyes. Never fuck crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (/MaDp)

116 Willowed on the Cuomo thread turned food thread, but want to say bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers are amazing.
Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:01 PM (KpBS0)

Stuffed with either marinated dove or chicken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (m2mOU)

117 100 They just don't care anymore. And they don't care that you know that they're hypocrites. Pointing it out doesn't matter. They're just living large under the New Rules - which are the same as the good old USSR rules: they do what they want, you do what you're told.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (Jsjd7)

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I hardly see any masks where I live. Someone pointed out that on a trip to NYC last weekend they only saw 50% masks.

I think the left is keeping up covid theater not because they think it's effective but because if they don't then Leftist Twitter will be mean to them. All the while, they just seem to be pissing off more and more people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

118 >>>Everyone should watch this regarding COVID and what's happening : https://tinyurl.com/yj4juwus
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (vwBrW)

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Surprised it's still up. My buddy posted it on his FB page yesterday and it got taken down.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (wkps7)

119 If these elite globalistas think they can get away with this shit for long, they're about to discover otherwise. It's about time we made Big Sister Tech's Panopticon work for us for a change.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

I don't know....walk around inside the capitol, 8 mos and counting in jail...what the hell would they do to us if it gets "sporty". I have a working theroy.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (KPEbq)

120 90 Oh, meant to mention this morning. Today is first day of school in my county. Was nice to see all the kids without masks waiting at the bus stop.

-0

good for you, I think the delta variant skeered the cuck gop governor of my state to surrender to Maskganistan. I had to put on a fucking rag to go into costco...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (ZZK0E)

121 As an odd point to consider, none of the governing elite have died from Wu Flu, and only some very old second tier members of the infotainment elite.

I bet you if anyone dies from Obama's superspreader event it will turn out to be the hired help.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (DpkTQ)

122 We have seen Rashida Tlaib. She should wear a face covering.

Posted by: The CDC at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (1vynn)

123 Our Betters have been caught doing this so many times, with zero repercussions, why should they care?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (Bmy3R)

124 Who is your dance partner?

"He was my brother ..."
*slap*
"He was my husband ..."
*slap*

"He was my brother AND my husband!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (TWZ+w)

Heh. Wrong terrorist congresscritter, though.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)

125 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

126 Bitch has 'Rash' in her name. Why are we talking about this?

Posted by: McCann at August 10, 2021 03:11 PM (lIeUa)

127 Ok.....that's it.

Watch the Tucker video. The interview with F Cuck Todd of Fauci, fucking Fauci has had BOTOX injections in his face and can barely move his lips.

This man should be buried alive never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

128 I am so sick of people pretending elections matter.
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Well some of us are sick of people pretending elections don't matter.

*shrug*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (ELlgs)

129 They have a double standard. They're the elite, and there not subject to the same rules as us garbage people.

Sure, that's the way they seem to think. But its effective to keep hammering them on their double standard because it gives the very strong appearance that they do not believe what they keep telling us. And that affects people who notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

130 I hope that one day there's a sane country to move to.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (ZZK0E)

Is there one we could just all go and peacefully overtake?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)

131 She must have been something before electricity.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (r4sI4)

132 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (DB16e)

133
The Red Death was fiction and took the rich in their palace.

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The happy and dauntless and sagacious Prince Prospero, in his abbey redoubt.

Alas, this isn't a real plague, for that it would claim them, too. But this is the Masque of the Red Shibboleth, and nothing more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (JN3xP)

134 Fuck Simone Biles and fuck the fucking Cuomo Brothers.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (Psuwu)

135 Fauci should go get his shine box. That asshole went from delivering drugs on his bike in Dyker Heights to being the biggest asshole on the planet.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

136 I hardly see any masks where I live. Someone pointed out that on a trip to NYC last weekend they only saw 50% masks.

I think the left is keeping up covid theater not because they think it's effective but because if they don't then Leftist Twitter will be mean to them. All the while, they just seem to be pissing off more and more people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
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That doesn't much matter, really. The rules are written, and the people who support those rules ignore them while getting huffy about it if you ignore them - and then they also make all kinds of stupid rationalizations about their own non-compliance in an attempt to pretend that they care.

It doesn't matter if everyone else is ignoring it, too - these people wrote the damn rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

137 The real news is that shitbag actually has a picture without a scowl on that ugly puss.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

138 Lamborghini's Countach is arguably one of the most important vehicles ever to be manufactured in that it solidified the brand's reputation and helped create an entire subgenre of automotive pornography. The model is often touted as being one of the only posters featured on more teenage walls than Bo Derek and was among the first performance automobiles to appear in videogames with any regularity. Introduced in 1974, it's the one Lamborghini almost everyone recognizes and probably the vehicle that best represents the brand. It's wildly impractical, beyond garish, and totally obsessed with giving an experience so unique that you cannot help but place the car on a pedestal.

Oh, and Lamborghini said the Countach is coming back in limited quantities for its 50th birthday. Though it's to be reimagined as a modern automobile.

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (X5CsJ)

139 If these elite globalistas think they can get away with this shit for long, they're about to discover otherwise.

The last time something like this happened - when the nobility of Dark Ages Europe enserfed the population - it lasted for a millennium or so...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (DpkTQ)

140 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?
=====

Oxygen concentrator

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (IytoW)

141 One thing I've learned watching our betters. If humanity ever has a real plague we're all gonna die.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (Psuwu)

142 Not a huge Lindell fan but you should still follow what his investigation is finding. Nope. Let's just talk about the leftist's
failures because GOPer WINNING!!!! WE WIN!!! is more fun.

Posted by: Chronicle at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (6RrPs)

143 As an odd point to consider, none of the governing elite have died from Wu Flu

You want to scare me? Die. That's science.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (l0Lgi)

144 People keep asking me how Chuck Schumer's ass tastes and I'm pretty sure that's sexist.

Posted by: Kirsten Gillibrand at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (sWM8x)

145 136 That doesn't much matter, really. The rules are written, and the people who support those rules ignore them while getting huffy about it if you ignore them - and then they also make all kinds of stupid rationalizations about their own non-compliance in an attempt to pretend that they care.

It doesn't matter if everyone else is ignoring it, too - these people wrote the damn rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

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They didn't write the rules where I live, and the pissing off people will matter. It will matter at the ballot box or it will matter in other ways. I hope it matters at the ballot box.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

146 >>>Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

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"Probably sometime after next year's mid-term elections", it says.

So, she's just saying she's going out on top, before the R's take back the house.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (wkps7)

147 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?
Posted by: Fool Otto

Emergency ice cream supply.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (d9FiS)

148 Remember, folks: "optics."

They finally talk about "optics" - that is, appearances - mattering, which means that they're over it now. They used to care, but now they don't. They can't even be bothered to cast illusions at this point. AOC still does, to a point (at least on mask theater), but even she slips up more often than not.

They just don't care anymore. And they don't care that you know that they're hypocrites. Pointing it out doesn't matter. They're just living large under the New Rules - which are the same as the good old USSR rules: they do what they want, you do what you're told.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (Jsjd7)

That reminds me, need to pick up a Vortex Eagle next time they're on sale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (V6f9+)

149 (and by 'you', I mean the vax-pushing elite)

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (l0Lgi)

150 Breitbart:

Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

weird day
=====

Hopefully because she's terminally ill. Oh, please...oh, please...oh, please...

I've destroyed the Republic - my job is done.

- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (gmo/4)

151 If your election lasts more than four hours, they are cheating.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (Psuwu)

152 If I had her face, I'd wear the burqa. She gives Rosa DeLauro a run for the money on who fell fartherest down the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now

Rosa DeLauro is the ugliest person I've ever seen that wasn't hideously mutilated in an industrial accident.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (vpXzW)

153 143 As an odd point to consider, none of the governing elite have died from Wu Flu

You want to scare me? Die. That's science.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (l0Lgi)

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They even tried to kill Trump with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

154 One thing I've learned watching our betters. If humanity ever has a real plague we're all gonna die.

Imagine Joe Biden in charge on Dec 7 1941 or July 4 1776.

Either way there would be a lot more dead Americans. And a lot more mandatory tea drinking in whatever was left of America.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (DpkTQ)

155 I've seen better faces on a clock.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

156 The "sophisticated crowd" stuff is exactly how these people think. My wife has gotten to know the local wine moms as we try to help assist the takeover of the school board. Softheaded would be too kind.

Selfish would be more accurate. They have no problem whatsoever doing whatever they want. COVID doesn't really restrict their lives or that of their families.

But man, oh man, do they get all salty and Karen-y if someone else outside their circle doesn't follow whatever COVID bullshit is the order of the day.

Posted by: Revenant at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (WtAgB)

157 121 As an odd point to consider, none of the governing elite have died from Wu Flu, and only some very old second tier members of the infotainment elite.

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yes, very odd for literally no one famous to have died from the covid. And also really, super strange that the covid spike occurred right when, historically, we get our annual flu surge. I mean, just ... I don't want to be spreading anti-science hate crimes but gosh, if I had a brain and could think, it'd probably be a bit skeptical about all this.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (ZZK0E)

158 Oh, and Lamborghini said the Countach is coming back in limited quantities for its 50th birthday. Though it's to be reimagined as a modern automobile.
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (X5CsJ)
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Then it won't work. The Countach's secret to success was across a variety of dimensions:
1. Striking in appearance
2. Fast as hell
3. Murderous to drive (literally, it *wanted* you dead)
4. Extremely expensive
5. Insanely unreliable
6. Poor visibility, driver ergonomics, comfort, noise and everything else along those lines

If it doesn't have those things - and if its been modernized, it won't - then only 1 and 2 will apply and it will have no "X-Factor" at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (Jsjd7)

159
"Probably sometime after next year's mid-term elections", it says.

So, she's just saying she's going out on top, before the R's take back the house.
======

Dammit. Thanks for raining on my parade.

I had already heard this a while ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:15 PM (IytoW)

160 130 I hope that one day there's a sane country to move to.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (ZZK0E)

Is there one we could just all go and peacefully overtake?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)

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I'm for peacefully refusing to let them have this one.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (RLLZj)

161 People keep asking me how Chuck Schumer's ass tastes and I'm pretty sure that's sexist.

Come on, that's really not fair. It tastes great. And its less filling.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (DpkTQ)

162 Talib is one unattractive woman. Face like a bass or barracuda.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (O+I8R)

163 Yeah, sophisticated...I was in Vaxghanistan with the swells and they're soooo sophisticiated. Totally not asocial psychos who think walking around like a masked skeleton is the ideal body type.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (ZZK0E)

164 Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

Being President was a step down, so maybe Biden and Harris are out soon.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (DMQdU)

165 That Tucker. He's high comedy, boy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Hopefully because she's terminally ill. Oh, please...oh, please...oh, please...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (IytoW)

i second the motion...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (8D42x)

167
Are we sure tlaib didn't Shave Her Ass And Is Walking Backwards?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (K/Vb5)

168 I'm for peacefully refusing to let them have this one.
Posted by: Just Lily

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welp, here's the problem. We're letting them take over each state, one at a time. We're running out of red states. Especailly since we let them cheat and then join them to oust the president.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (ZZK0E)

169 143 As an odd point to consider, none of the governing elite have died from Wu Flu

You want to scare me? Die. That's science.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (l0Lgi)

Or, just act afraid of dying. Like, "if I catch this I am a goner so I must seal myself away" type of afraid.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

170 Oh, and Lamborghini said the Countach is coming back in limited quantities for its 50th birthday. Though it's to be reimagined as a modern automobile.
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (X5CsJ)

If it's a hybrid, Lambo should kill itself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

171 You guys forgot to list the full headline:

"Nancy Pelosi Will Announce That She's Stepping Down... When She's Dead"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (L2ZTs)

172 146 >>>Atlantic Magazine: "Nancy Pelosi Will Announce that She's Stepping Down"

======

"Probably sometime after next year's mid-term elections", it says.

So, she's just saying she's going out on top, before the R's take back the house.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:14 PM (wkps7)
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Yep,

She's going to get Porkulus 1 and Porkulus 2 passed then she's going to lose the House thus her Speakership. She's just getting ahead of the bad news.

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

173 when we win the house in senate shortly, we need to humiliate the DC-gitmo judges who are insanely pre-trial persecuting 1/6 defendants. impeach everyone.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:04 PM (ZZK0E)

Oh boy will you be disappointed.

Oh we mean fuck yeah! We'll get em in 22!

Posted by: GOPe at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (xIwtf)

174 If Rodney Dangerfield was still alive, he'd have this to say about Tlaib:

"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (wQb4c)

175 (and even after she dies, Nancy reserves the right to continue as Speaker if she so wishes.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (L2ZTs)

176 Actually, Rashida doesn't look ugly in that picture-probably because she's smiling. She doesn't seem to do that very often and instead scowls and gives a bitter and angry vibe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (k39e/)

177 There was no flu last year because masks work. COVID surged last year because people weren't wearing their masks.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (Psuwu)

178 Bitch has a mouth like a bass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:03 PM (JN3xP)

Fuck off.

Posted by: Bigmouth Billy Bass at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

179 I hardly see any masks where I live. Someone pointed out that on a trip to NYC last weekend they only saw 50% masks.

I think the left is keeping up covid theater not because they think it's effective but because if they don't then Leftist Twitter will be mean to them. All the while, they just seem to be pissing off more and more people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

not the same guy, but same place this past weekend. and yeah, less than 25% i bet out and about, and less than 50% indoors, except the subway. but even then it wasn't 100%, but serious majority.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (8D42x)

180 fuck that bish, we should still impeach pelosi after she stepped down. just like what they did to trump. humiliate them.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (ZZK0E)

181 170 Oh, and Lamborghini said the Countach is coming back in limited quantities for its 50th birthday. Though it's to be reimagined as a modern automobile.
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 03:13 PM (X5CsJ)
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Okay, so my interest is peaked.

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

182 That linked video brings up a really good point: the virus is around at all times, its just not effective in summertime because you get enough Vitamin D activated by the sun that you can fight them off easily. Flu season isn't a magical period of disease, its a standard period of low resistance to virii.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

183 Law enforcement officers in the state of Washington are now required to hand over their personal social media accounts upon request or risk termination.

https://bit.ly/2VI9Tt6

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (UW2ZS)

184 So if the summer is the time when we fight off virii the best and easiest, why are people who get the "vaccine" getting sick?

Because it messes up your natural immunity to virii when it wears off, making you vulnerable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

185
If it's a hybrid, Lambo should kill itself.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

It likely will be.

Bugatti was recently purchased by some Euro all electric car company. It's only a matter of time before #WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Or, just act afraid of dying. Like, "if I catch this I am a goner so I must seal myself away" type of afraid.

I know Karens that didn't leave their houses for a year and had the food delivered to their houses doused in bleach.

Then I see Gov Murder Tits groping every piece of tail he can get his hands on or Gov Gruesome spending quality time with every lobbyist in CA.

Obviously one set of these two isn't acting like their is a deadly pandemic around. And those are the people with access to the actual data about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)

187 COVID is the viral incarnation of Globull Warming.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (Psuwu)

188 I hope that one day there's a sane country to move to.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:08 PM (ZZK0E)

Yoo hoo?

Posted by: Hungary or Poland at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (xIwtf)

189
Halloween candy is already on the shelves.

Also, remember the Batman & Robin Jingle Bells song?

jingle bells, jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an...
Penis??

Yeah, Robin is now a Pickle-Smoocher.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (K/Vb5)

190 (and even after she dies, Nancy reserves the right to continue as Speaker if she so wishes.)
===

Well, of course. She'll be Speaker of Hell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (IytoW)

191 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?
Posted by: Fool Otto
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It's for his coloring books.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (GBHAb)

192 remember, pelosi, no one is above the law, we'll have to see how you made all your money. The investigation should take about 4 years. We'll send all your friends to jail unless they agree to compose.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:21 PM (ZZK0E)

193
Yeah, Robin is now a Pickle-Smoocher.

It isn't gay if you are the pitcher!

Posted by: Muslim Batman at August 10, 2021 03:21 PM (DpkTQ)

194 "Probably sometime after next year's mid-term elections"

I want to give hope to all the little girls who feel like quitting, ya know, just whenever.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 10, 2021 03:21 PM (CTJwJ)

195 186 I know Karens that didn't leave their houses for a year and had the food delivered to their houses doused in bleach.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)

==========

In ten years, they will still be waiting a week to open their mail which they allowed to be exposed to the sun as much as possible. They will still obsess over every new case reported on the CDC website. They will still scream on social media about the great dangers of the new variant.

There were a lot of people with nothing to believe on the left, and the establishment gave them covid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

196 Fighting all evil come what may, they're ambiguously gay.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (Psuwu)

197 I've seen better faces on an iodine bottle.
-- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (XGAZE)

198 Law enforcement officers in the state of Washington are now required to hand over their personal social media accounts upon request or risk termination.

https://bit.ly/2VI9Tt6
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (UW2ZS)

Ohhh I hate this state so much...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (Ez6QX)

199 gee, amazing, stunning brave...unexpected, defied my expectations that a character is revelaed as gehy

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (ZZK0E)

200 So Panera has food shortages? I went to BJ's which is a chain restaurant a week or so ago and they too had shortages.. Only had a few items available...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (Zmnko)

201 >There was no flu last year because masks work. COVID surged last year because people weren't wearing their masks.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (Psuwu)

I had someone I love and that I thought knew better actually give me that argument. I think he noticed my eyes rolling out of my eye sockets.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (DXFDM)

202 It's for his coloring books.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Books of Color

Posted by: Miklosian Corrections and Addenda at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (QzkSJ)

203 187 COVID is the viral incarnation of Globull Warming.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:20 PM (Psuwu)

COVID is at least a real virus. It has killed some number of people, just a lot less than the official numbers say.

Global warming, the idea that mankind can influence the temperature of the planet and level of the seas, is complete and utter BS with not an ounce of truth to be had.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (khAeP)

204 Obviously Obama, Tlaib, Pelosi, etc do not believe that we need the lockdowns and mandates they publicly argue for...

Animal farm 2.0... some animals are more equal than others... yet another cautionary tale turned instruction manual.

The postwar dystopian fiction authors are all spinning in their graves.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (KpBS0)

205 Yeah, Robin is now a Pickle-Smoocher.

Which Robin?

Dick Grayson?
Jason Todd?
Tim Drake?
Carrie Kelly?
Stephanie Brown?
Damian Wayne?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

206 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

We had to make it look like a Spiderman lunchbox.

Posted by: The White House at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (9Fwwf)

207 > Yeah, Robin is now a Pickle-Smoocher.

DC is just confirming what everyone has known for decades.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (UW2ZS)

208 this is the kinda shit that got a lot of frog's heads cut off

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (YK4Qh)

209 201 >There was no flu last year because masks work. COVID surged last year because people weren't wearing their masks.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 03:18 PM (Psuwu)

I had someone I love and that I thought knew better actually give me that argument. I think he noticed my eyes rolling out of my eye sockets.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (DXFDM)

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Have you told that person that the CDC admitted that their tests can't tell the difference between the flu and covid and that everything was being designated as covid as a result?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

210 >>>Rashida doesn't look ugly in that picture-probably because she's smiling.

======

It's the ugly on the inside that stands out.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (wkps7)

211 Law enforcement officers in the state of Washington are now required to hand over their personal social media accounts upon request or risk termination.

https://bit.ly/2VI9Tt6
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (UW2ZS)
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This is also common during the interview process. Wanna know the best thing to do? This is one reason - actually a fairly minor one in the grand scheme of things, but a reason nonetheless - that I don't have social media at all. Eventually this will backfire, of course, as *not* having social media will out you as some kind of monster and therefore they won't hire you because they can't do a multi-decade personality, psych and political profile you - but so be it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)

212 191 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?
Posted by: Fool Otto
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It actually looked like that.. I have to say he is amusing if you don't care that he's destroying the US

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (Zmnko)

213 Lambo already kind of made 1 hybrid, the very limited Sian. It used capacitors instead of a battery and the electric motor didn't provide much in the way of propulsion. It just smoothed out the jarring shifts from it's race car single clutch transmission.

I thought that was kind of a repudiation of hybrids myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

214 Good point Chris about vitamin D. I've been taking 7000 units daily for about 2 years now and haven't had even a glimmer of illness.

And I've done nothing to reduce exposure to any virus.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (ELlgs)

215 The CDC's own figures for Kentucky show that COVID deaths there have been flat or declining for months.

Posted by: IronDave at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (k3crU)

216 Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)

Want another tipoff? Look at sports. Athlete tests positive and what happens? He enters a protocol where he may miss a week or two, or in NASCAR, he misses a race.

You know what they don't do? Start planning his obituary. It's just a thing that happens, like pulling a hammy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (KbCG3)

217 Well some of us are sick of people pretending elections don't matter.

*shrug*
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (ELlgs)

I respect your yeoman's work, Dave, but get back to me after Newsom survives the recall. No way 50% + 1 vote to throw him out. Or, rather, that the powers that be allow the vote to happen that way (and yes, I read your post below).

And I will publicly apologize to you if the unthinkable happens.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (2JVJo)

218 >So Panera has food shortages? I went to BJ's which is a chain restaurant a week or so ago and they too had shortages.. Only had a few items available...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (Zmnko)

Shortages are everywhere. We don't eat too often at restaurants, but we did patronize a Red Robin recently and they were out of a bunch of stuff on the menu. Also heard two patrons sitting next to us (apparently on a date) talking about the various shortages at the places they work.

New normal.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (DXFDM)

219
I dont know how to stop them.
Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (KpBS0)

Yes you do. So do most of us. It's just a matter of time and desperation and the willingness to sacrifice for freedom.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (Fs5vw)

220
Ironically, Dick Gay-son is not the homo Robin.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (K/Vb5)

221 I've destroyed the Republic - my job is done.
- Nancy Pelosi

There's still fun to be had.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (a3Q+t)

222 Yeah, Robin is now a Pickle-Smoocher.

DC is just confirming what everyone has known for decades.
Posted by: bonhomme

*puts away the tights because people might get Ideas*

Posted by: Miklos, toning it down a bit at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (QzkSJ)

223 Animal farm 2.0... some animals are more equal than others... yet another cautionary tale turned instruction manual.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (KpBS0)

That scrunt the other day said as much. No police for the little people, but she is important enough to get private security.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (Ez6QX)

224 Facciabrutta!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

225 Which Robin?

Dick Grayson?
Jason Todd?
Tim Drake?
Carrie Kelly?
Stephanie Brown?
Damian Wayne?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Carrie Kelly gets a pass.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (KPEbq)

226 203 COVID is at least a real virus. It has killed some number of people, just a lot less than the official numbers say.

Global warming, the idea that mankind can influence the temperature of the planet and level of the seas, is complete and utter BS with not an ounce of truth to be had.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 03:22 PM (khAeP)

==========

And the biggest difference, I think, is in how sacrifices have been extracted from the populace around each. Global warming was a decades long charm effort mixed with fear to get people to buy electric cars and shitty detergent while capturing the federal regulatory state to enforce shitty dishwashers. It was a frog in a boiling pot of water, at best.

COVID was all of a sudden and forever: "Your life must be relegated to your house. You cannot go to church. You cannot go to work. Here's $1000 to make you feel better."

No wonder there's so much resistance to the second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

227 I noticed in Injustice 2 they basically made Posion Ivy and Harley Quinn a couple.

I'm actually surprised they haven't done that yet on the big screen.

I guess competing narratives of everything must be gay AND the male gaze must not be appeased.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (DpkTQ)

228 You know who's way - *way* better than Rashida? It's this busty, freckled blonde with light eyes and a tight sweater:
https://is.gd/QKvMv6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

229 We need a post on Biden getting lost in the WH weeds trying to get to the door. That was baaad. Secret Service better go out and buy some of those cutout feet to lay on the ground so this dunce knows where to walk.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (O+I8R)

230 Nanzi giving it up? Something going on?

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (znIQ9)

231 Nancy on reacting to stepping down after losing the House. "I've lied, cheated, stole, and killed and as god is my witness, I swore I'd never fly commercial again! "

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

232 >>> The "sophisticated crowd" stuff is exactly how these people think. My wife has gotten to know the local wine moms as we try to help assist the takeover of the school board. Softheaded would be too kind.

Revenant, you are doing God's work at taking the country back at the micro level, bless you both.

Forget white fragility. Woke Karen fragility is something else.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (KpBS0)

233 How and why is this cow faced woman even in the US congress?

Is there no one else in her shit hole of a district that the moochers can elect...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (/1l9x)

234 211 This is also common during the interview process. Wanna know the best thing to do? This is one reason - actually a fairly minor one in the grand scheme of things, but a reason nonetheless - that I don't have social media at all. Eventually this will backfire, of course, as *not* having social media will out you as some kind of monster and therefore they won't hire you because they can't do a multi-decade personality, psych and political profile you - but so be it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:23 PM (Jsjd7)

========

I have a Twitter account that does nothing but output links to my movie reviews. I can always hand that over if it's asked of me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

235 Rep. Rancid Labia (D) should be deported, just on general principles. A fookin' terrorist, and she knows it. That's why the shit eatin' permagrin on her mug. It must be inexplicable to the moslems how stupid the infidel gubbmints are.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (NRjPt)

236 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM (rGSjI)

237 Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (O+I8R)

It made my day.. The SS guy looks like he's gonna burst out laughing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (Zmnko)

238 The actor that played Robin in the old TV series claims to have had sex with some ridiculous number of women - like Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (DpkTQ)

239 Rashida Tliab Dances Indoors, Maskless, in a County Experiencing "Substantial" Covid Transmission -- Just After Attacking Rand Paul for Resisting Lockdowns and Masking Mandates

Thanks again, State Department, for letting this bulldog look-alike into the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

240 This is also common during the interview process. Wanna know the best thing to do? This is one reason - actually a fairly minor one in the grand scheme of things, but a reason nonetheless - that I don't have social media at all. Eventually this will backfire, of course, as *not* having social media will out you as some kind of monster and therefore they won't hire you because they can't do a multi-decade personality, psych and political profile you - but so be it.

Yeah, I think so many people have social media accounts now, it's safer to have a decoy account. Follow some sports accounts, local news, CNN, maybe SpaceX or something. Every few days, post a picture of your dog or a cute baby animal.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (UW2ZS)

241
Yeah, let's buy halloween fcking candy on a 95 degree day in August and let it sit in the hot car for an hour!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (K/Vb5)

242 228 You know who's way - *way* better than Rashida? It's this busty, freckled blonde with light eyes and a tight sweater:
https://is.gd/QKvMv6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

========

I like freckles...Dolley has freckles...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

243 Unfortunately, they love masks on the wet side here. I am waiting for an economic crash. I don't want to see it happen but some of these folks need to struggle a bit.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (YynYJ)

244 Everyone should watch this regarding COVID and what's happening :

https://tinyurl.com/yj4juwus

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (vwBrW)

That was BEAUTIFUL, man......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

245 as *not* having social media will out you as some kind of monster

Like you can't get a good credit score if you don't use your credit card.

A Socially Accredited Citizen will enthusiastically support the Administration's policies on their social media.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (pbStR)

246 Musk wants to launch a satellite into orbit that has a display screen. Companies can purchase ads to display. It will have a camera to livestream video of the satellite displaying ads, so people on Earth can watch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (gpKIi)

247 And yet another round of 'What If A GOP Did It':

@nj1015 5h

Gov. Murphy flees to posh Italian villa as COVID surges in NJ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (1t5dY)

248 I have a Twitter account that does nothing but output links to my movie reviews. I can always hand that over if it's asked of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:26 PM

* likes *

Posted by: @Prometheus at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)

249 Has she been on CNNMSNBC yet to denounce all criticism of her non-masking as racist, misogynistic, and anti-Islamic? If not, she's really slipping.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

250 Who is the man that does not hold dear the sweater puppjes?

Posted by: Y5 at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (OJLyx)

251 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2021 03:28 PM (gpKIi)

That is fucking gross.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 03:29 PM (rGSjI)

252 Yeah, I think so many people have social media accounts now, it's safer to have a decoy account. Follow some sports accounts, local news, CNN, maybe SpaceX or something. Every few days, post a picture of your dog or a cute baby animal.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (UW2ZS)
++++
Ugh. I'd almost rather be unemployed. I don't even want to visit those sites, since all the UUIDs follow you and they build dossiers regardless. They already know all about me, but they probably don't know who I am since I am *very* careful in that regard.

I would actually, however, consider paying someone to do it for me. They can manage a basic milquetoast profile that I never look at or interact with.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

253 She could give that other gal with the worlds biggest mouth a run for her money.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2021 03:29 PM (nxdel)

254 132 How many times has anyone seen a *POTUS carry a briefcase?

Is it something to help keep him balanced?

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (DB16e)

That actually unbalances you. You need to carry 2 bags, of roughly equal weight to gain balance. See wirewalkers for further evidence.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)

255 Beer vs. Wine cooler disinfectant effectiveness?

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (FhXTo)

256 Or, just act afraid of dying. Like, "if I catch this I am a goner so I must seal myself away" type of afraid.

I know Karens that didn't leave their houses for a year and had the food delivered to their houses doused in bleach.
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One of my best friends is, sadly, a germophobe. He was even wearing his mask out to get the mail, using gloves. He *microwaved* the mail. Ordered food in, and washed everything. Anywhere he went, mask and gloves. Guess what, he got the bug.

He's in his 70's, had open heart surgery a year ago. Hospitalized? Nope. Dead? Nope? Felt like shit for a week or two. That was it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (GBHAb)

257 254
That actually unbalances you. You need to carry 2 bags, of roughly equal weight to gain balance. See wirewalkers for further evidence.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)

========

Unless he's naturally unbalanced in a predictable manner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

258 That actually unbalances you. You need to carry 2 bags, of roughly equal weight to gain balance. See wirewalkers for further evidence.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)
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Real wire walkers carry two buckets of water on one of those sticks that rest across your shoulders...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (Jsjd7)

259
I'm for peacefully refusing to let them have this one.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 10, 2021 03:16 PM (RLLZj)

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (Fs5vw)

260 256 He's in his 70's, had open heart surgery a year ago. Hospitalized? Nope. Dead? Nope? Felt like shit for a week or two. That was it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (GBHAb)

=========

And now he's fucking terrified of the Delta Variant, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

261 Everyone should watch this regarding COVID and what's happening :
https://tinyurl.com/yj4juwus
Posted by: Dr Spank

Excellent.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2021 03:32 PM (l0Lgi)

262 That actually unbalances you. You need to carry 2 bags, of roughly equal weight to gain balance. See wirewalkers for further evidence.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I don't think I've ever seen a wirewalker with a briefcase

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2021 03:32 PM (vd8XM)

263 >>>New normal.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:24 PM (DXFDM)

======

It's also amazing (in a bad way) to see all the chain restaurants that close early in the late afternoon or early evenings because they have no staff. A lot of the fast food restaurants in our small city haven't returned to in-store dining. Really sad. I only hope people remember who was President during this time.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:32 PM (wkps7)

264 Is the TV show "Monk" still on (I don't watch TV, so...) Because it would be hilarious to see Monk deal with Covid.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (PiwSw)

265 Yeah, let's buy halloween fcking candy on a 95 degree day in August and let it sit in the hot car for an hour!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM (K/Vb5)

Halloween is like 12 weeks away. Why are they selling it in August?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)

266 I don't think I've ever seen a wirewalker with a briefcase
Posted by: Bruce

The Commuting Wallendas

Posted by: Miklos, maybe at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (QzkSJ)

267 Resist we much!

Posted by: Rand Paulton at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (SmFPm)

268 The local Taco Hell kept getting COVID outbreaks among their staff. No deaths of course. But young Hispanic people getting COVID is rayciss and the fault of Trump voters somehow.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (DpkTQ)

269 That briefcase was Bai Din's latest payoff of little Hunter's art sales.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (Fs5vw)

270 265
Halloween is like 12 weeks away. Why are they selling it in August?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

It's a local regulation that no candy is allowed to be sold outside of autumn, and only up until October 30.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

271 It's also amazing (in a bad way) to see all the chain restaurants that close early in the late afternoon or early evenings because they have no staff. A lot of the fast food restaurants in our small city haven't returned to in-store dining. Really sad. I only hope people remember who was President during this time.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:32 PM (wkps7)
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Not just the chains. My favorite diner where I used to live was a 24-hour joint. When they reopened, it was a 16-hour joint because of low customer counts. Later on, it stayed on the new schedule. I asked my new waitress why, as customers kept climbing. She said, "we want to reopen 24 hours, but we can't - we don't have the staff and we can't find anyone good to handle the night shift."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

272 238 18-1 Is this new or old?
Wouldn't doubt it, late 60s shows were just hookups

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (znIQ9)

273 Halloween is like 12 weeks away. Why are they selling it in August?

because people eat it, then buy more. maybe several times over

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (sJHOI)

274 Shortages are everywhere.

Comrade, these are the good old days!
If you see a line get in it. Weimar, Zimbabwe and Venezuela are calling.

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Plenty at August 10, 2021 03:35 PM (FdqJj)

275 Don't think a restaurant here doesn't have help wanted sign out in front

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:36 PM (znIQ9)

276 Halloween is like 12 weeks away. Why are they selling it in August?

I was proud of the local Costco.. No Halloween candy or costumes....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:36 PM (Zmnko)

277 because people eat it, then buy more. maybe several times over
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 10, 2021 03:34 PM (sJHOI)

That sounds about right.

Is Halloween going to be allowed this year? Or are we going to have to huck handsful of candy from our front door down to the sidewalk.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

278 238 18-1 Is this new or old?

The 60s Bat Man - Burt Ward wrote a book about it.

True? Who knows.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (DpkTQ)

279 Dick Grayson?
Jason Todd?
Tim Drake?
Carrie Kelly?
Stephanie Brown?
Damian Wayne?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Christopher?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (830x5)

280 Where can I find video of Biden getting list in weeds as he tries to come out of WH?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (k39e/)

281 How did this woman ever get elected? I would have to move if she and her squad members were my elected officials. I just couldn't live in a district with that many stupid people.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

282 Yeah, I think so many people have social media accounts now, it's safer to have a decoy account. Follow some sports accounts, local news, CNN, maybe SpaceX or something. Every few days, post a picture of your dog or a cute baby animal.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:27 PM

My friend Sissy thinks she got one of her foot-on-the-ladder jobs because the interviewer asked if the company could view her FB account. She doesn't have one. No Instagram, no TikTok... She's a dream employee who doesn't waste company time on social media.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (/+bwe)

283
She's a definite 0.

Posted by: Hawkpilot

__________

Likely call you a Zionist bastard and white supremacist during sex.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (/U27+)

284 Related:

Pitch Meeting for Suicide Squad:

https://youtu.be/G74et7XEz2M

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (6qa8a)

285 Remember when the left made movies about how rightwing boogie men weren't going to let kids dance?

And now the question of the fall will be - will the left allow Halloween to occur.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:38 PM (DpkTQ)

286 I couldn't care less about Halloween, that entire holiday is just a pain in my ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:38 PM (UuD2k)

287
Don't think a restaurant here doesn't have help wanted sign out in front

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:36 PM (znIQ9)

______

Column in the NYT says you shouldn't eat in restaurants. Exploitative and unsustainable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (/U27+)

288 Is Halloween going to be allowed this year? Or are we going to have to huck handsful of candy from our front door down to the sidewalk.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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My area is pretty normal, so I hope it happens. I've never lived in a real suburban neighborhood before, and I want trick-or-treaters! I plan to hang up some decorations and I hope to hand out a bunch of tooth-rotting candy to little kids. Like it should be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

289 You know who's way - *way* better than Rashida? It's this busty, freckled blonde with light eyes and a tight sweater:

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (HaL55)

290 So now that Cummo's out, who will be next?

My hunch is that Dems will now be out for revenge at any cost, and start going tooth and nail after Kavanaugh, Gaetz and McConnell. Wouldn't be surprised if one of them is physically attacked and/or shot.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (L2ZTs)

291 If you look at the root word where sophisticated is derived, sophists, that actually describes the current sordid collection of worthless jackwagons very, very well.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (NRjPt)

292 Heh, Fox news headline:

Biden on Cuomo: "He did a hell of a job".

It wasn't clear if he was referring to the groping of women or killing of the elderly.

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

293 You know the best part of a Pali wedding? You only have to invite one family!

Posted by: Rashid Tlaib at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (DpkTQ)

294
The Commuting Wallendas
Posted by: Miklos
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The law firm Wallendas

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (830x5)

295 Biden on Cuomo: "He did a hell of a job".

It wasn't clear if he was referring to the groping of women or killing of the elderly.

Posted by: WisRich at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

Or the surge in crime...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:40 PM (Zmnko)

296
I would actually, however, consider paying someone to do it for me. They can manage a basic milquetoast profile that I never look at or interact with.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

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I like this as a business model. You just create a bunch of basic, generic NPC profiles... ones that suggest a lean to the Left, and (only rarely) make a lukewarm Karen political comment, to establish loyalty to the Party and State.

Aside from that, yeah - just have these basic templates follow lots of the client's local sports stars and news stories. And celebrities, all the ones who are trending, and with plenty of likes and retweets for all the dumb shit they say and do online.

Not so much a personal social media manager, like the celebrities have. Just a "one size or another fits most" solution so people can throw some chum to their bosses and corporate/State governesses, while living a real life in meatspace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:40 PM (JN3xP)

297 The Gaetz think kills me.

So a rich single guy had sex with willing young hotties. Because he is rich. And you are pretending to be mad about that? But...Clinton raping people is...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:41 PM (DpkTQ)

298 Is Halloween going to be allowed this year? Or are we going to have to huck handsful of candy from our front door down to the sidewalk.

Sorta like Mardi Gras but without the beads and other *ahem* things because kids.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:41 PM (HaL55)

299 They're trying this recommended masking shit in Wyoming again, they keep hooting about the "risks" from Delta on the radio, but the governor won't commit to a mandate.

Posted by: The Horny-Billed Chihuahua at August 10, 2021 03:41 PM (6uHo2)

300 264 Is the TV show "Monk" still on (I don't watch TV, so...) Because it would be hilarious to see Monk deal with Covid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,

Show is not on, but I think last year they did a zoom-short reunion. Just 5 minutes of the main characters stressing over how to help Monk deal. (I think. or did I dream this?)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (av9aS)

301 "You know the best part of a Pali wedding? You only have to invite one family! Posted by: Rashid Tlaib "

I think the shootouts is what makes them so memorable.

Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (MxEKc)

302 Not so much a personal social media manager, like the celebrities have. Just a "one size or another fits most" solution so people can throw some chum to their bosses and corporate/State governesses, while living a real life in meatspace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:40 PM (JN3xP)
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Yup. You can read me like a poem. That's exactly what I'm after.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (Jsjd7)

303
Sorta like Mardi Gras but without the beads and other *ahem* things because kids.

That reminds me, I should give all those girls with nice smelling hair something nice...like some beads. After I give their nipples a nice tweak.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (DpkTQ)

304 In town here had all outside Halloween, people porch sat.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (znIQ9)

305 Tolerant San Franciscan cuts down Gavin Newsom recall sign. As she waddles away, she tells the person filming her theft to stop harassing her.

https://bit.ly/3iAY5Sf

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM (UW2ZS)

306 We've officially become a third world shithole.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (bCkNL)

307 Woman dances without mask
Interesting factoid,Ace
Maybe more importsnt that hospitals in FL and TX are dilling up with covid patients
These were states that their givrnors didn't not take covid serious

Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (0Paad)

308 114 Biles back in the news. Now she's pro choice except for the vaccine when she's not. Well she is flexible like a gymnast.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (QZ/dC)

Wasn't she a molestation victim? If so, that might be why she is pro abort.

Posted by: clutch at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (9UmRs)

309 Sorta like Mardi Gras but without the beads and other *ahem* things because kids.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Stop by the White House for a nipple tweek if you're a female type though

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (vd8XM)

310 "Stay home for two weeks, that will fix it. Stay home for a month, don't wear a mask, that will fix it. Stay home for two months, wear a mask, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask but if you have to go out, stay six feet apart, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get a shot, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get a shot, get a booster, that will fix it."
How about you people telling me what to do, fuck right off.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (KPEbq)

311 Last year Halloween was fairly normal for me and I live in a pretty leftie area. What a lot of people Did though was a contraption to slide candy down a few feet so there would be no close contact between kids and the people handing out candy. Whatever, kids didnt care they got the goods, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (iY5k5)

312 Don't think a restaurant here doesn't have help wanted sign out in front

same here, has to be hurting all the beggars who set up shop on the off-ramps

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (sJHOI)

313 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (0Paad)

Dilling up? givrnors? LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (Zmnko)

314 And Kurt still can't type with one hand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (Y5qcH)

315 later this uear, Cuomo writes book

20 million advance

sells 1257 copies

that's the way ya do it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (YK4Qh)

316 Tliab will probably have that seat as long as she wants. Her district includes Detroit but oddly enough not Dearbonistan. Her district is one of the more interestingly shaped.

Posted by: Lirio100 at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (uFOGo)

317 281 How did this woman ever get elected? I would have to move if she and her squad members were my elected officials. I just couldn't live in a district with that many stupid people.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 10, 2021 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

It was John Conyers' district. I just drove through part of it today.

Posted by: clutch at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (9UmRs)

318 303 + 309 = Hordemind. Lol.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:45 PM (HaL55)

319 It was John Conyers' district. I just drove through part of it today.
Posted by: clutch at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (9UmRs)

Fast with doors locked I assume

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:45 PM (Zmnko)

320 I find this Doctor's discussion very informative and makes me more confidant in my decision not to get the experimental "vaccine."

https://tinyurl.com/38b5p5me

I recommend all of the Horde to view.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 03:45 PM (w5raC)

321
Is the TV show "Monk" still on (I don't watch TV, so...) Because it would be hilarious to see Monk deal with Covid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

It ended about seven years ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2021 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

322 314 And Kurt still can't type with one hand.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (Y5qcH)

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No wonder. It's very hard. Typing with one hand, I mean.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 10, 2021 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

323
My friend Sissy thinks she got one of her foot-on-the-ladder jobs because the interviewer asked if the company could view her FB account. She doesn't have one. No Instagram, no TikTok... She's a dream employee who doesn't waste company time on social media.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

I thought you had to have an account to get a job?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

324 FL and TX are dilling up with covid patients

Dilling up? Are they going to have a pickle contest?

I ordinarily don't make fun of typos (unless they are funny, because I make so many myself,) but your comments are ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:47 PM (k39e/)

325 It was John Conyers' district. I just drove through part of it today.
Posted by: clutch at August 10, 2021 03:44 PM (9UmRs)
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What's next on your tour? Chernobyl?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2021 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

326 It ended about seven years ago.

Watched about 5 minutes of that one time. Sorry, shows about weakling men aren't entertainment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 10, 2021 03:47 PM (HaL55)

327 Dilling up? Are they going to have a pickle contest? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:47 PM (k39e/)
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*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

328 It's me Donna - Was hoping with Ma Deuce top cover

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (znIQ9)

329 Kurt must be a proud graduate of an Oregon school.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (DXFDM)

330 "Stay home for two weeks, that will fix it. Stay home for a month, don't wear a mask, that will fix it. Stay home for two months, wear a mask, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask but if you have to go out, stay six feet apart, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get a shot, that will fix it. Stay home, wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get a shot, get a booster, that will fix it."

You forgot everybody must stand in line and go through the same single entry door at the big box stores.

Posted by: Ripley at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (MxEKc)

331 Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (KPEbq)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (nxdel)

332 It's also amazing (in a bad way) to see all the chain restaurants that close early in the late afternoon or early evenings because they have no staff. A lot of the fast food restaurants in our small city haven't returned to in-store dining. Really sad. I only hope people remember who was President during this time.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 03:32 PM (wkps7)

Trump. Because Trump called the virus a hoax and told people to inject themselves with bleach.

Oh, you laugh, but that is exactly who will shoulder the blame for the coming wave of bankruptcies and unemployment statistics, if the MFM, DNC and GOP have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 03:48 PM (2JVJo)

333 These were states that their givrnors didn't not take covid serious

Givrnors? What kind of accent is that said in, Kurt?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (k39e/)

334 I presume Abbott will continue to do nothing about Biden sending Covid positive Spherical Guatemalans there.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (DpkTQ)

335 The Commuting Wallendas
Posted by: Miklos
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The law firm Wallendas
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 03:39 PM (830x5)

wouldn't that be Wallenda, Wallenda, Wallenda, & Wallenda?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (8D42x)

336 Kurt is a Nazi-ish name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (8BLHA)

337 > It ended about seven years ago.

Closer to 12.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (UW2ZS)

338 MuhHospitalsFillingUp

Lol Kurt how April 2020 of you. Wonder if we will get Dancing nurses again.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (iY5k5)

339 Imagine if Trump got lost on the way to the WH

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 03:50 PM (mR6Gs)

340 You forgot everybody must stand in line and go through the same single entry door at the big box stores.

My favorite part is how you have to hit 50 buttons on the card reader to get through all the additional options and charity donations to pay.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 10, 2021 03:50 PM (DpkTQ)

341 When I'm not finding delectable nuts hiding in the grass, I'm dilling up in the bootleg pickle joint in the basement of the Alamo.

Posted by: The Horny-Billed Chihuahua at August 10, 2021 03:50 PM (6uHo2)

342 FL is taking COVID more seriously than Kurt's dream girl Tlaib.

Posted by: spindrift at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (h5TKJ)

343
SocialTedia will handle the tedium for you. $20/month, same as in town.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (JN3xP)

344 COVID-21: Revenge of the Twerking Nurses

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (BFigT)

345

Dancing topless big titty nurses in cat masks...

Posted by: Greta Foulcleft at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (1KzGA)

346 Wonder if we will get Dancing nurses again.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta

I saw Dancing Nurses open for....

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (vd8XM)

347 FL is taking COVID more seriously than Kurt's dream girl Tlaib.

Hey unlike some people I only kiss close family members.

Posted by: Rancid Tlaib at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (DpkTQ)

348 Nood Buck.

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (uF/4L)

349 Is the TV show "Monk" still on (I don't watch TV, so...) Because it would be hilarious to see Monk deal with Covid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Repeats on MeTV, after Columbo.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (2JVJo)

350 Dancing topless big titty nurses in cat masks...
Posted by: Greta Foulcleft at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (1KzGA)

go on....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (8D42x)

351 Let them eat cake.

Posted by: Guzalot at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (m7gVR)

352 Dancing topless big titty nurses in cat masks...

Remind me to NOT check your search history.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (DpkTQ)

353 The Biden Admin leaving the border open wider than Kamala's orifices during date night with Willie Brown has absolutely nothing to do with the "diling" up COVID patients in TX and FL (and elsewhere)?

Thanks for that insight, Blurt.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (wQb4c)

354
Dancing topless big titty nurses in cat masks...
Posted by: Greta Foulcleft at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (1KzGA)

You may be on to something here.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (Fs5vw)

355 T-storm barreling down on me, winds picking up

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:52 PM (znIQ9)

356 @330. Exactly. I thought that was laughable from day 1 how the big box stores funneled people in like chattle and then demanded 6 ft in the isles and checkout. Mindless groupthink.

Posted by: Rusty at August 10, 2021 03:53 PM (6RDw5)

357 I told the Mrs today if they enforce a mandate to go places I wont go anywhere. Fuck you if you dont want my money I will gladly not give it to you. Plenty of things I can do without entering buildings.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 03:53 PM (iY5k5)

358 The problem is we're burning the candle at both ends.

Levels of mass immigration at levels not seen the turn of the last century, while the forces of assimilation have been weakened to non-existence. When Emma Lazarus' words were etched onto bronze you were expected to speak American, think American and to love America.
So don't tell me about our "nation of immigrants" unless you acknowledge that that nation was built as by the assimilation process working in concert with the immigration part.

Now, if anything, we have anti-Assimilation. Preferentially selecting immigrants from areas of the world with the least in common with American civilization, if not already overtly hostile to it. And, encouraging those who come to see themselves as aggrieved, victimized and entitled and to see "my country" (of origin) as having a genuine culture and tradition, and America none at all worthy of respect.

Hence, you get ghettoized districts that send Anti American pieces of shite like this to Congress.

Posted by: Zek at August 10, 2021 03:53 PM (dEaub)

359 333 These were states that their givrnors didn't not take covid serious

Givrnors? What kind of accent is that said in, Kurt?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:49 PM (k39e/)
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The Givnor of Calfirnia. Known for dilling.

Or as Sarah Palin said, "Dill, baby, dill!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2021 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

360 264 Is the TV show "Monk" still on (I don't watch TV, so...) Because it would be hilarious to see Monk deal with Covid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes Show is not on, but I think last year they did a zoom-short reunion. Just 5 minutes of the main characters stressing over how to help Monk deal. (I think. or did I dream this?)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 03:42 PM

MeTV is airing reruns of Monk on Sunday nights. Good show... Monk's OCD practices are a hilarious foreshadowing of COVID Karen behavior.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 10, 2021 03:54 PM (G/mW5)

361 Dilling up? Are they going to have a pickle contest?

I ordinarily don't make fun of typos (unless they are funny, because I make so many myself,) but your comments are ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 03:47 PM (k39e/)

I bought some of those tiny dill pickles made with chili peppers at Costco. DH promptly named them "picklettes." Now I can't escape that moniker...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 10, 2021 03:54 PM (okGHj)

362 All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

Posted by: Kurd at August 10, 2021 03:55 PM (63Dwl)

363 The real question is: what kind of sick fuck would dance with Rashida Tlaib?

Posted by: Ken at August 10, 2021 03:55 PM (ledCy)

364 It's this busty, freckled blonde with light eyes and a tight sweater:
..........

Those aren't sweater puppies. Those are tittimundos.

Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

365
Fast with doors locked I assume
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 03:45 PM (Zmnko)

No, one corner of her district is Mexicantown, which is safe. Especially when you carry.

Posted by: clutch at August 10, 2021 03:57 PM (9UmRs)

366 Dancing topless big titty nurses in cat masks...
Posted by: Greta Foulcleft at August 10, 2021 03:51 PM (1KzGA)

*sits down*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 10, 2021 03:57 PM (V6f9+)

367 I thought you had to have an account to get a job?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 03:46 PM

Not in important jobs. Seriously, I had a boss who made staff create Twitter accounts. Since I already had one, I made one with my Department name. I had, at most, two followers and tweeted very rarely. About six months after he left, I asked the new boss if I could delete it. No problem.

The only thing I have now is a Remind account, which is used purely for current boss to send out snow-delays, staff meeting reminders, etc.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 10, 2021 03:59 PM (/+bwe)

368 Ain't enough pachouli in the world to tame that taint.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2021 04:00 PM (0OP+5)

369 Wesley Yang
@wesyang
Governor of Oregon signs bill into law removing requirement that HS graduates show they can read, write and do math at a high school level, declines to comment on the decision to the press

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Abowt dame tyym!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 04:03 PM (d9FiS)

370 Mollie
@MZHemingway
Example of Democrats' defense of political violence by their partisans: Minneapolis Democrat Party Chair praises burning police precinct to the ground as "pure righteousness to open new worlds of understanding."

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Isn't this what Morrison was trying to tell us with, "Try to set the night on fire"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 04:09 PM (d9FiS)

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