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Yet Even More Worst of the Libs of TikTok

This smug Karen says she doesn't list her pronouns. "Great!" I hear you thinking.

But it's not great. She only doesn't list them because you haven't "earned the right" to know she's a she/her rather than a he/him or they/them yet.

This is a thing she actually says.

Gay Karens like putting on unfunny "comedy skits," too.

Not all Karens are female.

Another male Karen, this one doing a "comedy sketch" about covid in Florida. Although not Karens are female, all of them are unfunny, deluded about their charm and talent level, and teeth-gratingly pedantic.

Another weedy longhair Male Karen. This one is proving Michael Malice's point that The Regime has created a caste system in which the only way the white working class can advance its social status is to join the Upper Classes in attacking the white working class. He says that leftwing SJWism and feminism are necessary for Poor White Trash so they can unlearn the horrible things they learned as children.

Another Male Karen -- angry and hysterical, if you can believe that! -- who does a "comedy skit." People told him all his life that he just wasn't funny and, bless his heart, he just refused to listen to all those thousands of "haters."

Blacks are only charged with more crimes because black neighborhoods are "overpoliced," and white people are charged with fewer crimes because their neighborhoods are "underpoliced."

Yeah I've heard that claim before. That might make sense with respect to minor crimes that could be charged or not charged depending on whether a cop is around to see them.

The trouble is, there's a type of crime that always gets investigated: Murder.

And yes, blacks commit a greatly disproportionate number of murders.

Which also suggests, while not proving, that the high rates of law breaking with respect to lesser crimes are also quite real, and not just based on whether Cops Are Racist, Man.

More deluded, talentless, marginal people who insist on singing despite having no ability to sing, this time singing about how wonderful Communism is.

It's very sad when you see people who obviously get no attention -- as they have no skill, talent, or charm -- and decide that any attention is better than the none-at-all they usually get.

It's not, guys. Dignity is more important than attention.

Serious trigger warning for this Attention Whore (and I suspect that "attention" is only one part of her whoring portfolio) using insane pro-abortion rhetoric to boost her social media klout.

It's pretty clear what sort of person is against capitalism -- the dull-minded kind who cannot advance in any kind of a competitive system. What they don't realize is that communism is also a competitive system -- apparatchiks fighting over perks and dachas looted from others -- and that they'd also be at the bottom of a communist system, too.

Because they're stupid.

Oh, the stupid killers would advance because killing is a prized skill under communism.

But not the stupid, unattractive, no-skill-at-murder women.


First day of class, this super-normal teacher asks kids -- which sounds like little kids to me -- for their pronouns.

Which, in their terminology, "de-centers" and "challenges" the idea that 99% of people are the normal genders. It encourages them to make up new pronouns, while suggesting there's something deficient in them if they're normies. Ewww! Gross!

She spends all her time talking about pronouns instead of teaching "her kids."

Here's another member of our Most Precious Resources -- our government school teachers, I mean; certainly not our children! -- showing how he uses puppets to coax kids into making up fake pronouns and beginning their Lifelong Journey into Mental Illness.

DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUNG THIS GUY'S STUDENTS MUST BE THAT HE'S USING PUPPETS TO INDOCTRINATE THEM?

Another trans teacher indoctrinating children to become trans.


Literally REEEEEing that a non-gay has intruded into the sanctuary of "The Gayborhood." Great line at the end.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Whoa

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2021 05:40 PM (CZngp)

2 We are sooo screwed

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2021 05:40 PM (Zmnko)

3 Nooooood!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

4 The "gayborhood", also known as "the working class and black neighborhoods before they were bought out by upper-middle-class gay couples."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 17, 2021 05:41 PM (jOcSX)

5 No one cared who I was until I put on the pronouns.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (CZngp)

6 Honestly, between being forced to be injected or face internal gulag and the collapse of the world and the destruction of 2,000 years of culture, I feel sick to my stomach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (s2VJv)

7 Knock Knock.

Posted by: Gods of the Copybook Headings World Tour at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (XHhHI)

8 We have to be unafraid to confront these stupid and evil ideas.

Posted by: CN at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (ONvIw)

9 If he/she/it listed its pronouns, it would forego an opportunity to be oppressed and offended, which is the new measure of social value between woketards.

Posted by: Socratease at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (oqnjT)

10 Fuck that Chinese Communist Tik Tok in particular.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 17, 2021 05:43 PM (F0YaR)

11 "The Gayborhood."

Shoot me now.

Wait, on second thought...not me...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM (Q9lwr)

12 First day of class, this super-normal teacher asks kids -- which sounds like little kids to me -- for their pronouns.


Men will address me as "Your Highness".
Women will address me as "Master".

Failure to do so will result in lawsuits.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM (OCTRt)

13 Why does ace hate us?

Posted by: Straight (but broken) Arrow at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM (l5R6/)

14 The Pinocchio Generation.

Strange. Mutated. Not that beautiful.

Posted by: ZOD at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM (xK9An)

15 In my mood was hoping some died from their shenanigans

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM (znIQ9)

16 ZOD/ZOD/ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 17, 2021 05:45 PM (xK9An)

17 I fear when the WuFlu mutates into the karen variant, which will want to speak to my manager first before it kills me.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 05:45 PM (hQVBP)

18 I thought shit like this was only reserved for The Barrel.

Posted by: Straight (but broken) Arrow at August 17, 2021 05:45 PM (l5R6/)

19 The endless parade of human debris marches on...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (Xrfse)

20 20 years ago or thereabouts, I argued with a friend of mine, whose old lady was a government skool teacher, that we need to abolish government skools.

As I rained blows upon him as he hid under his bar stool, I realized there had to be a better way.

I was wrong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (R/m4+)

21 We have to be unafraid to confront these stupid and evil ideas.
Posted by: CN at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (ONvIw)
---
We have. They are through the looking glass in their Foucauldian one-way world.

Any commonality of terms is suspect because it comes as an expression of our power structure, not theirs. Their job is to force a change in the power dynamic by insisting on their terms.

It's a deeply stupid, stupid view of how language structures power.

Posted by: Gods of the Copybook Headings World Tour at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (XHhHI)

22 If I were king I'd make every Leftist race agitator watch every episode of The First 48.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (2DOZq)

23 But it's not great. She only doesn't list them because you haven't "earned the right" to know she's a she/her rather than a he/him or they/them yet.

I've earned the right to tell her to crawl back under her rock because I don't want to hear anything from her ever again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (SchxB)

24 I posted this one below - another tik tok teacher who's so excited her preschool class is learning gender fluidity and genital stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/rx7h599j

Not like we need any more of this shit from teachers. I think she's making it up - in fact I really wonder how real half of this crap is. A bunch of attention whores looking for uptwinkles. Tik Tok is evil AF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

25 No one who has ever lived in a lower class community would claim that they are "over policed."

What a fucking joke. That bitch needs to spend a month in an apartment in the hood. She will be begging for police. Or run a shop, or go walking at night, or miss her stop on the NY subway and end up in S., bronx.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (OsAFK)

26 I live in a freak free zone.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (KIHfI)

27 18 I fear when the WuFlu mutates into the karen variant Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 05:45 PM (hQVBP)

The Karen variant doesn't want a refund, yes, okay, maybe the Karen variant is talking too loudly, but the Karen variant doesn't want a refund, it wants you to say that you're sorry.

Posted by: ZOD at August 17, 2021 05:47 PM (xK9An)

28 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*pause*

You need Jesus, ma'am.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:47 PM (II3Gr)

29 jeebus, not knowing about this crappo is why I live out in the cows & corn; where I'd have to drive 45 minutes to see a traffic light.
(meh, they're no big deal; not recommended)
lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 05:47 PM (YjYuE)

30 > Which, in their terminology, "de-centers" and "challenges" the idea that 99% of people are the normal genders. It encourages them to make up new pronouns, while suggesting there's something deficient in them if they're normies. Ewww! Gross!

I've noticed another de-centering and challenging exercise the woke are engaged in. None of them ever say boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife anymore. Now they all say, "partner." That used to be a "I'M GAY!" flag when someone talked about their spouse using the word "partner." Now it's the preferred term.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 05:48 PM (UW2ZS)

31 All male karens are queer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 17, 2021 05:48 PM (o2MD2)

32 Predict by end of year black neighborhoods will have less crime reported.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2021 05:48 PM (znIQ9)

33 Why does ace hate us?

*****************

Yeah remember when ace would bombard and smother us with Christina Hendricks pics?

And now the love has gone. How could he lead us on? What used to be right is wrong.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 05:48 PM (hQVBP)

34 It's not, guys. Dignity is more important than attention.

That bus has left the station.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 17, 2021 05:48 PM (F0YaR)

35 Insomniac, come on over here so I can give you a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:49 PM (KIHfI)

36 You need Jesus, ma'am.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LMAO
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:47 PM (II3Gr)

Talk about perfectly cut screams.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2021 05:49 PM (Sd2Hw)

37 I live in a freak free zone.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (KIHfI)

Rumor has it that there are no bourbon drinkers within hundreds of feet of you.

I consider that suspect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2021 05:49 PM (Q9lwr)

38 35 Insomniac, come on over here so I can give you a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:49 PM (KIHfI)

Just what I need! {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:50 PM (II3Gr)

39 Or better yet, they need to put a section 8 complex next to her nice expensive home. Let her be afraid to leave the house since as soon as you do all the shit in your yard and garage disappears and shows up next door.

Then ask her about "overpolicing"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2021 05:50 PM (OsAFK)

40 Taliban has ordered no vax, no mask. Faulsey is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 05:50 PM (r1z5A)

41 Literally REEEEEing that a non-gay has intruded into the sanctuary of "The Gayborhood."

I really feel sorry for all the dogs within earshot. What'd they ever do to deserve that?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (aXxgO)

42 Twitter is a cesspool
Facebook is an outhouse
TikTok is the bar screen rack in the headworks at a wastewater treatment plant

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

43
Can my pronouns be ribeye, porterhouse, and sirloin?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (jYQlA)

44 Capricorn One
The Philadelphia Experiment
Silkwood
The Karen Variant
Alien
The Manchurian Candidate
The Osterman Weekend
The Karen Variant II

Posted by: ZOD at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (xK9An)

45 Driving While Black was another old meme ... blacks were just being "over-policed" while whites were let go.

Except it is not so hard to set up cameras with radar and find out ... more blacks break the speed limit laws. iirc it was in proportion to the higher rate of tickets they got (or it might have been they were speeding even more than they were ticketed for).

Shoplifting and looting ... do we need to study those crimes to see if there are racial differences? Holder pushed "disparate impact" ... so the only reason for any difference in arrests has to be racism, there can be no other answer.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

46 It's not, guys. Dignity is more important than attention.


They'll find all they can handle when they are digging the Southern Zone Dignity Canal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (OCTRt)

47 If I had to be a parent in this day and age, and couldn't avoid a public school, I'd certainly want to know if any of my kid's """"""teachers"""""" looked like Pronoun Pat there. Because you just gotta know that English, Math, History and Civics are going to not be a thing in that class.

At least before we could sort of count on grade school to teach basics, but apparently that's a thing of the past.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:52 PM (wAnMi)

48 that's just a rural thing, CBD, the nearest neighbor is probably a bourbon drinker, even if that's a few miles away ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 05:52 PM (YjYuE)

49 You know, I time I find myself having more in common with the Taliban than these imbeciles fucking up my country. Seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 17, 2021 05:52 PM (o2MD2)

50 Amerikka... land of the Freaks. Love it or Leave it.

T-Shirts available.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2021 05:52 PM (BFigT)

51 Scotty, beam me to a seat at the Mos Eisley Cantina. The f'n world has gone nuts and I want some normality back in my life.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2021 05:53 PM (Xrfse)

52 49 You know, I time I find myself having more in common with the Taliban than these imbeciles fucking up my country. Seriously.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 17, 2021 05:52 PM (o2MD2)

Well...under Taliban rule we wouldn't have screeeeeching lesbian lady or simpering sniveling OMGCOVID teacher, so there's that I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:53 PM (II3Gr)

53 Straight (but broken) Arrow: "Why does ace hate us?"

I know, right? We used to get bats and elbows and childhood tales of favorite cereals.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 05:53 PM (aXxgO)

54 CBD, my nearest neighbor is 1/4 mile away but I will do my part and drink their share. Also no one notices when I get bare ass nekkid and sit in the water trough with a bottle and watch the sunset. Hope you have some great acreage in your near future!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (KIHfI)

55 I live in a freak free zone.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:46 PM (KIHfI)
Rumor has it that there are no bourbon drinkers within hundreds of feet of you.
I consider that suspect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2021 05:49 PM (Q9lwr)


Straw. Loooong straw. Or, a Ducati.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

56 Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (Cus5

AAs definitely drive vehicles with more motor vehicle violations than other races. No insurance, expired registration, expired inspection, bad plates, no DL, tint, etc.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

57 Driving While Black was another old meme ... blacks were just being "over-policed" while whites were let go.

Except it is not so hard to set up cameras with radar and find out ... more blacks break the speed limit laws. iirc it was in proportion to the higher rate of tickets they got (or it might have been they were speeding even more than they were ticketed for).
Shoplifting and looting ... do we need to study those crimes to see if there are racial differences? Holder pushed "disparate impact" ... so the only reason for any difference in arrests has to be racism, there can be no other answer.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2021 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

Yup...."Bait Car" was always a favorite.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (R/m4+)

58 Straw. Loooong straw. Or, a Ducati.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

I. Drink. Your. Bourbon! I drink it up!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:54 PM (II3Gr)

59 I know, right? We used to get bats and elbows and childhood tales of favorite cereals.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 05:53 PM (aXxgO)


Many get bitter and resentful once they hit 29.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

60 Insom, you coming to Texas? Can't wait to see you again!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (SRRAx)

61 59 I know, right? We used to get bats and elbows and childhood tales of favorite cereals.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 05:53 PM (aXxgO)

Many get bitter and resentful once they hit 29.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

Only took me until about 5th grade. I was an overachiever...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (II3Gr)

62 60 Insom, you coming to Texas? Can't wait to see you again!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (SRRAx)

Lord willing and the crick don't rise!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (II3Gr)

63 I'm at the point that I just can't watch these people any more.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (8SSHh)

64 ben had gets it ... we have an old iron tub under the deck for that !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 05:57 PM (YjYuE)

65 Screaming over someone when not getting your way is toddler-level behavior. And that's a part of the problem as I see it. These people are completely infantile, with no incentive whatsoever to reach a more advanced state of maturity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:57 PM (II3Gr)

66 44 Capricorn One

she doesn't know Hello but she knows Capricorn One -- Chandler Bing.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2021 05:58 PM (jZSOU)

67 I just had to look -- yes, there are AirBnBs in Kabul (3) -- and they're available!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 17, 2021 05:58 PM (PiwSw)

68 How are any of these people employable? I cannot imagine them remembering to bathe daily, showing up on time, doing what they are told to do, and not fucking up every last little thing with excuses galore.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2021 05:58 PM (okGHj)

69 Insom, you coming to Texas? Can't wait to see you again!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,


Let us all pray the travel restrictions will not have been implemented by then.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 05:58 PM (r1z5A)

70 Hard times make strong men.
Strong men make good times.
Good times make weak men.
Weak men make hard times.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 17, 2021 05:59 PM (o2MD2)

71 62 60 Insom, you coming to Texas? Can't wait to see you again!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (SRRAx)

Lord willing and the crick don't rise!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:56 PM (II3Gr)


Hooray!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 17, 2021 05:59 PM (SRRAx)

72 sock_rat, the best things in life, eh!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 05:59 PM (KIHfI)

73 I'm at the point that I just can't watch these people any more.

The train wreck has become too painful to observe.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2021 05:59 PM (Xrfse)

74 > Except it is not so hard to set up cameras with radar and find out ... more blacks break the speed limit laws. iirc it was in proportion to the higher rate of tickets they got (or it might have been they were speeding even more than they were ticketed for).

They did this study exactly once, and it backfired on them bigly. It was called the New Jersey Turnpike study. They determined that proportionally more black people were speeding. They were stunned, so they checked again. Nope, same result. Surprisingly, they didn't bury the study. They published it. Predictably, they were called racist and their study was proof or racism.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 05:59 PM (UW2ZS)

75 I just had to look -- yes, there are AirBnBs in Kabul (3) -- and they're available!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 17, 2021 05:58 PM (PiwSw)


Beautiful location.
69 Goat Taint Lane
Gorgeous view of chop-chop square

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2021 06:00 PM (1R20R)

76 I have no problem with extreme vigilante justice for teachers who convince little children to become "trans." In fact, the more extreme the better.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 17, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

77 Well...under Taliban rule we wouldn't have screeeeeching lesbian lady or simpering sniveling OMGCOVID teacher, so there's that I guess

*******************

This is why I'm vaguely getting the sense the Russians are indoctrinating us onto their side by acting like 80s Americans.

Even worse, their women act like all feminine and stuff putting out tiktok videos saying if you want to please a man, show him your boobs.

I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to their russian newsletter.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:00 PM (hQVBP)

78 77 I have no problem with extreme vigilante justice for teachers who convince little children to become "trans." In fact, the more extreme the better.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 17, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

That clown? Kick him in the ding-ding and walk away happy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (okGHj)

79 "What is going on now is not normal."


what can I say ?

THIS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (YjYuE)

80 That is some content.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (jvt6t)

81 So I'm out pricing custom molds for a Magic 8 Ball CoViD Edition, there are twenty possible answers. Been out and about and don't feel right? Just get a CoViD test by shaking and checking the CoViD Magic 8-Ball.

But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (+LCoQ)

82 The only good thing about the coming shit hitting the fan times is there will be a whole lot less leftists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (w5raC)

83 But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (+LCoQ)

**two weeks**

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2021 06:02 PM (okGHj)

84 indeed, Ben Had, indeed !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:02 PM (YjYuE)

85 Rueben Hicks--Slap a hot iron on it, most definitely.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:02 PM (KIHfI)

86 Were these people here all around us before there was the interwebs or are they the product of having the interwebs?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2021 06:02 PM (R/m4+)

87 They did this study exactly once, and it backfired on them bigly. It was called the New Jersey Turnpike study. They determined that proportionally more black people were speeding. They were stunned, so they checked again. Nope, same result. Surprisingly, they didn't bury the study. They published it. Predictably, they were called racist and their study was proof or racism.
Posted by: bonhomme


Back in the old days a cop told me the reason certain folks made up 65% of the prison population was they were committing 75% of the crimes...thereby getting a 10% break on the deal.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 06:03 PM (r1z5A)

88 The "you lose if you are bothered" bunch - and the "don't react, thats what they want you to do" bunch. And, finally - the "We don't have a National Divorce just because we lost an election - and they'll never leave use alone anyway" crowd.

***********

They are the modern day equivalent of 1770s Whigs and Quakers.

"You can't have your own country!"

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:03 PM (hQVBP)

89 The only good thing about the coming shit hitting the fan times is there will be a whole lot less leftists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (w5raC)


Many succumbing to friendly fire I fear. Collateral damage happens in every conflict.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 17, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)

90 Man, pathological behavior is the new normal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2021 06:04 PM (Lt1JN)

91 Mike Hammer, nah, just the squeaky wheel getting some grease.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:05 PM (KIHfI)

92 To offset ace's crimes against humanity with his tiktok links:

https://tinyurl.com/5h2hj6m8

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:05 PM (hQVBP)

93 Insomniac!! Praying the crick doesn't rise. Would love to see you again!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2021 06:06 PM (nxdel)

94 Reuben Hick: "But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it."

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Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 06:06 PM (aXxgO)

95 "She only doesn't list them because you haven't "earned the right" to know she's a she/her rather than a he/him or they/them yet."

got it, Cousin It. no problemo.

Posted by: x at August 17, 2021 06:06 PM (oA+QO)

96 I do think Vax passports are coming for air travel better plan a road trip in case.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2021 06:07 PM (znIQ9)

97 I just had to look -- yes, there are AirBnBs in Kabul (3) -- and they're available!

Before you book, consider: Are the Taliban executing people inside or outside of buildings? And if inside, how good is the cleaning lady?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:07 PM (SchxB)

98 The only good thing about the coming shit hitting the fan times is there will be a whole lot less leftists.

*******

dear poops,

Please wait until I complete my move to some underground shelter in Montana before smashing that fan.

Love,

maskless ranger

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:07 PM (hQVBP)

99 Why does ace hate us?
Posted by: Straight (but broken) Arrow at August 17, 2021 05:44 PM


I don't think ace hates us, but we do disappoint him, and that's often the reason we can't have nice things, like bats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

100 The "you lose if you are bothered" bunch - and the "don't react, thats what they want you to do" bunch. And, finally - the "We don't have a National Divorce just because we lost an election - and they'll never leave use alone anyway" crowd.

What you are describing is a people with a desperate need to improve their OODA. I submit that while we are pretty good with the Observation and Orient part, you are complaining about the lack of Action, and what we desperately need is to improve the Decide.

Decide, in spiritual terms is Wisdom. The Sons of Cain are cognitively impaired so we have that advantage; their neurosis, narcissism and arrogance are pathologies that will forever keep them from making good Decisions.

The Sons of Cain are acting, out of foolishness and wickedness. You want us to Act without consulting Wisdom too. That can only lead to very bad things.

Seek Wisdom the Action will then naturally follow.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:08 PM (+LCoQ)

101 Apparently Jill noticed people aren't happy that Joe is on vacation while thousands of Americans are stuck in Kabul and the Taliban is on the march.

They've announced ol' PuddinHead is going to be back in the White House at 8:40pm today.

https://bit.ly/3guQUtp

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 06:08 PM (UW2ZS)

102 Reuben Hick: "But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it."

BEN ROTHLEISBERGER

Posted by: x at August 17, 2021 06:08 PM (oA+QO)

103 Reuben Hick's Magic 8-Ball:

Willowed

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

104 Slap Hot Iron To It

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 17, 2021 06:09 PM (PiwSw)

105
You need Jesus, ma'am.
------

A nearby herd of swine would facilitate matters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2021 06:09 PM (/2aWP)

106 I don't think ace hates us, but we do disappoint him

****************

ace was never the same again after we started doing math on his blog.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:09 PM (hQVBP)

107 They've announced ol' PuddinHead is going to be back in the White House at 8:40pm today.
https://bit.ly/3guQUtp
Posted by: bonhomme


Or a facsimile thereof... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 17, 2021 06:09 PM (L2ZTs)

108 They've announced ol' PuddinHead is going to be back in the White House at 8:40pm today.

Did 8:30 not rate high enough with the focus group?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:09 PM (SchxB)

109 I do think Vax passports are coming for air travel better plan a road trip in case.

Or earn a pilot's license and find partners in a Cessna Skylane

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (+LCoQ)

110 8:40 He won't be taking questions then

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (znIQ9)

111 But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM


Consult HordeSource

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

112 That woman who says I have to earn the right to know her pronouns just might be a bit full of herself.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (sWM8x)

113 Which, in their terminology, "de-centers"

Marginalizes.

Funny that. They use a different word for another word they made up

De-center = good
Marginalize = bad

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (49Exr)

114 The Sons of Cain are acting

***********************

Any relation to the sons of anarchy?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:11 PM (hQVBP)

115 I have to earn the right to learn her pronouns? Great, in the meantime I'll just assume her pronouns are 'fuckface' and 'hey fuckface.'

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 17, 2021 06:11 PM (L2ZTs)

116 I do think Vax passports are coming for air travel better plan a road trip in case.

I just hope it doesn't happen before August 30th.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2021 06:11 PM (nxdel)

117 @kathrynw5

The White House has lifted the lid issued earlier today and is calling the press pool back for the president to return to the White House at 8:40 p.m. from Camp David.

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2021 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

118 Or earn a pilot's license and find partners in a Cessna Skylane
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (+LCoQ)

I'm learning 101 Way To Cook Rat for us in the Gulags. Somebody else learn to fly.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (49Exr)

119 Apparently Jill noticed people aren't happy that Joe is on vacation while thousands of Americans are stuck in Kabul and the Taliban is on the march.

They've announced ol' PuddinHead is going to be back in the White House at 8:40pm today.

Posted by: bonhomme


Why? joey b can project incompetence for any venue.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (r1z5A)

120 Reuben Hick's Magic 8-Ball, UK Edition:

Splunge

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (aXxgO)

121 Okay..taking a break.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (nxdel)

122 I have to earn the right to learn her pronouns? Great, in the meantime I'll just assume her pronouns are 'fuckface' and 'hey fuckface.'

*********************

With the parting gesture, "but first you will blow me"

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (hQVBP)

123 Jewells, keeping my fingers crossed that your trip doesn't get mucked up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (KIHfI)

124 for=from

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (r1z5A)

125 > Did 8:30 not rate high enough with the focus group?

The White House sawbones who's carefully calibrating Biden's meds said he couldn't pump Biden full of his cocktail any sooner than 8:37pm without causing his emaciated little heart to explode.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (UW2ZS)

126 I don't think ace hates us, but we do disappoint him, and that's often the reason we can't have nice things, like bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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There is a tire iron subculture. I blame the Trunk Monkey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM (/2aWP)

127 They've announced ol' PuddinHead is going to be back in the White House at 8:40pm today.

**************************

Ho Lee Fuk

Isn't that at least 2 hours past his usual bedtime?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM (hQVBP)

128 I'm learning 101 Way To Cook Rat for us in the Gulags. Somebody else learn to fly.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Shit...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM (r1z5A)

129 > Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:05 PM (hQVBP)

Thanks, I laughed.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM (UW2ZS)

130 Also no one notices when I get bare ass nekkid and sit in the water trough with a bottle and watch the sunset.
Posted by: Ben Had

Time to get that drone with the great optics to Texas!

Oh, wait. I have to buy a drone drone that flies above controlled airspace, with a range of 2000 NM.

Anna Puma, do you know any U-2 pilots that owe you a favor?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

131 DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUNG THIS GUY'S STUDENTS MUST BE THAT HE'S USING PUPPETS TO INDOCTRINATE THEM?

... I'd guess juniors. The pre-req of queer puppet theory isn't usually covered until at least sophomore year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM (6FeV1)

132 Now this I like: https://bit.ly/37TPrb4

Sorry, it's SFW unless you work military hating shrieking libtards.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (SchxB)

133 Magic 8 Ball?

HordeMind

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (jvt6t)

134 I don't think ace hates us, but we do disappoint him, and that's often the reason we can't have nice things, like bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

(lowers bat under desk)

Yup.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (49Exr)

135 I'm learning 101 Way To Cook Rat for us in the Gulags. Somebody else learn to fly.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:12 PM


Meaty, well-marbled ones are the best.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

136 Screaming over someone when not getting your way is toddler-level behavior. And that's a part of the problem as I see it. These people are completely infantile, with no incentive whatsoever to reach a more advanced state of maturity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 17, 2021 05:57 PM (II3Gr)
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You're using that description to get power over them. That's where the disconnect comes. They can't "play your game" until you've been reborn using language the way *they* use language.

We sound like we're using the same words, but they won't play the "game" of our "power gradient".

This is what Critical Theory has become.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (XHhHI)

137 Do you think the Chinese named it "TikTok" because it's a count-down to America's eventual suicide?

"TikTok Clarise, TikTok"

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (BJKQV)

138 > Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:05 PM (hQVBP)

Thanks, I laughed.
Posted by: bonhomme

*****

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:15 PM (hQVBP)

139 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Here: 🥃. Prove CBD wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

140 > Isn't that at least 2 hours past his usual bedtime?

I doubt TurnipBrain's going to take questions. He'll do his little walk from the helicopter to the White House and wave to the photographers as he shuffles by.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 06:15 PM (UW2ZS)

141 offset ace's crimes against humanity with his tiktok links:

https://tinyurl.com/5h2hj6m8
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021

To summarize:

Day vear - boobs
Evening vear - boobs
Svim vear - boobs

Posted by: Beartooth at August 17, 2021 06:15 PM (UVMn8)

142 Hi NaCly, Did you hear anything about your job today? You are in my prayers, Dear.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:15 PM (KIHfI)

143 Consult HordeSource
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

Slap hot iron to it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:16 PM (6FeV1)

144 Hmm, that there is more crime in urban black neighborhoods is a myth yet white liberals won't move into them unless they are being gentrified.

That seems...odd doesn't it?

Guess they just don't like black people period.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2021 06:16 PM (DpkTQ)

145 Time to get that drone with the great optics to Texas!
Oh, wait. I have to buy a drone drone that flies above controlled airspace, with a range of 2000 NM.
Anna Puma, do you know any U-2 pilots that owe you a favor?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:13 PM


One word: Aurora.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2021 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

146 Illustration of the results to-date of Biden's Presidency:


https://tinyurl.com/b5ae56h5

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2021 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

147 Illustration of the results to-date of Biden's Presidency:

https://tinyurl.com/b5ae56h5
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2021 06:16 PM (AMIL/)
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He does love the choo-choos.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:17 PM (XHhHI)

148 NaCly, 20 years ago it would have been worth the trouble, not so much anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:18 PM (KIHfI)

149 what Reuben said @101

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:18 PM (YjYuE)

150 But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (+LCoQ)

**two weeks**
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2021 06:02 PM (okGHj)

Surprise
Anal

Posted by: Just a side note at August 17, 2021 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

151 TikTok is the chemical toilet at a roofing job site 2 hrs after the taco truck arrives

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2021 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

152 "Not all Karens are female"

A male Karen should be a Keith.

Frikin' Keith

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2021 06:19 PM (BJKQV)

153 Twitter and youtoob is now for old fuddy-duddies. tik tok os where all the crazy, irrelevant snowflakes hang out.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (V13WU)

154 NaCly, 20 years ago it would have been worth the trouble, not so much anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:18 PM (KIHfI)

Look up the battle of Saragarhi.

It wasn't worth it 120 years ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (6FeV1)

155 Watching The Outlaw Josey Wales
So quotable and relevant

BTW Josey is a girl's name, so Clint was obviously playing the role of a tranny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (oEn12)

156 Which is fine by me because China.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (V13WU)

157 A male Karen should be a Keith.

***********

I always thought a male Karen would be Butch.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (hQVBP)

158 But it did make me wonder, if there was an AOSHQ Magic 8-Ball, what are the twenty things, max 19 characters each that should be on it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:01 PM (+LCoQ)


That's a terrible thing to say

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (CZngp)

159 The "Wisdom" of Conservatism is to wait for the perfect counter-punch while getting pummeled in the street. No thanks.

I must not be Conservative because I've thought of a number of things and acting on those that don't fit that description.

The important thing though, is not telegraph or publish these counter measures where the Enemy can read them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:21 PM (+LCoQ)

160 For the 8 ball:

"MOAR GAINZZZZZZZZZ!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

161 "they'll never leave use alone anyway" crowd.
I dislike those people more than the Leftists.
Posted by: Other Times You Can

That's my crowd. What do you dislike about us? Don't worry I won't take offense, I prefer people try to poke as many holes in my analysis as they can find. Because I could be wrong and I'd rather find out now than when I'm on firewatch sharpening an e-tool.

My position is that the Ctrl Left are Control Freaks. They will never leave us along because they need victims to bully. So any kind of national divorce won't work, for the same reason that a wife beater won't let her file for divorce.

If you see a flaw in that line of reasoning, I would be interested in hearing it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:21 PM (49Exr)

162 Screaming over someone when not getting your way is toddler-level behavior. And that's a part of the problem as I see it. These people are completely infantile, with no incentive whatsoever to reach a more advanced state of maturity.

Nothing shows the superiority of your argument quite like substituting volume for intelligence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:21 PM (SchxB)

163 Members of the U.S. Congress, including many of President Joe Biden's fellow Democrats, said on Tuesday they were increasingly frustrated with events in Afghanistan, vowing to investigate what went wrong.


What went wrong............. Joe Biden is POTUS...

Posted by: James at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (24+Vp)

164 A male Karen should be Stu.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

165 {{{Ben Had}}}

No. I will report to work Monday. And find out then.

I talked to my financial advisor today. He was amazed at my stock gains. I could sell just one stock and sit the year out easily. So I'm good.

I am seeing all the stuff I could do, if I was not tied to the school schedule. But it will not be as relaxing as going to school.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

166 ya cook rat th' same way ya cook annythin' ... toss it in the tin can, boil until gray. (or soft ... - ish)

rinse, repeat if yer effin lucky ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (YjYuE)

167 I remember when Karens used to get beat up and have their milk money taken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (JTpIQ)

168
Watching The Outlaw Josey Wales
So quotable and relevant

BTW Josey is a girl's name, so Clint was obviously playing the role of a tranny
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (oEn12)

Didn't Clint's sidekick kid in Unforgiven look exactly like the sidekick kid in Outlaw Josey Wales?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (2DOZq)

169 Short for Stuart.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

170 NaCly, 20 years ago it would have been worth the trouble, not so much anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:18 PM (KIHfI)

Look up the battle of Saragarhi.

It wasn't worth it 120 years ago.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:20 PM (6FeV1)

Well, crap. Looks like i got my conversation threads all tangled up, huh.

I'll.... uh... I'll just see myself out, shall I?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:23 PM (6FeV1)

171 Conventional wisdom used to look at the actual crime numbers and demographics.

Conventional medicine used to look ath the actual medical numbers and demographics.

We are beyond that. Now we are something more. We are beyond the limitations of reality and fact.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2021 06:24 PM (w5raC)

172 Nothing shows the superiority of your argument quite like substituting volume for intelligence.

********************

Hmmm, music these days also seem a lot louder than they used to be as well...

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:24 PM (hQVBP)

173 I have to prep for the COMoMeet.

Looks like one thing to do is to go to a skeevy bar in Boulder to meet Boulder t'hobo.

May you have zero social distance with a loved one, or for Insom, loved ones that have negotiable rates of virtue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

174 For the 8 ball:

"Moose Out Front"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (+LCoQ)

175 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:23 PM

This way please.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (jvt6t)

176 Warai, you're good, Remember this is the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (KIHfI)

177 Nood bats

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (z5Vrg)

178 Thank you SO MUCH for not embedding any of these as autoplay videos or even twitlinks with photos. I can already imagine what these idiots look like.

Posted by: Catherine at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (wakSB)

179 Nothing shows the superiority of your argument quite like substituting volume for intelligence.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:21 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

180 > The "Wisdom" of Conservatism is to wait for the perfect counter-punch while getting pummeled in the street. No thanks.

I'd piggyback off of this and say the "wisdom" of GOPe is to curl up in a ball and invite the left to beat them so savagely that people notice the left are misbehaving and toss them a pity vote.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2021 06:26 PM (UW2ZS)

181 For the 8 ball:

"$20 same as in town"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2021 06:26 PM (+LCoQ)

182 Magic 8 Ball

Ewok

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 17, 2021 06:26 PM (jvt6t)

183 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:23 PM

This way please.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (jvt6t)

*shlumps off to The Barrel in shame*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2021 06:26 PM (6FeV1)

184 134 Now this I like: https://bit.ly/37TPrb4

Sorry, it's SFW unless you work military hating shrieking libtards.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 17, 2021 06:14 PM (SchxB)


VA sent out a long e-mail showing support sites and organizations for helping vets on how to cope with this abortion.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2021 06:26 PM (8SSHh)

185 NaCly, have a safe journey and please give all a hug from me.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2021 06:27 PM (KIHfI)

186 We are beyond that. Now we are something more. We are beyond the limitations of reality and fact.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


Accept that truth and facts are racist, and one can purge them with impunity.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 17, 2021 06:27 PM (r1z5A)

187 Biden admin losing the media (Microsoft Edge front page):

Biden's electric vehicle delusion
Biden has set the inflation time bomb
Kamala Harris silent after bragging about Biden's 'disastrous' withdrawal

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

188 " ... We are beyond the limitations of reality and fact.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2021 06:24 PM (w5raC) "


& there you have it in a nutshell.

widen your horizons people !

chikkin comin' outta the oven, back later, or inna mornin',

if ya can't be good, be careful ... & always remember opsec !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (YjYuE)

189 I didn't see the point of Twitter when it first started all those years ago. And then I kind of did, when I realized that you could quickly find out what was going on because people posted links and photos. And then it was overrun by leftists, and then they started banning conservatives and censoring the truth and I thought "this really is the worst thing ever."

And then, along came TikTok.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (wyw4S)

190 You will be required to list your pronouns on your drivers license.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (6YUq0)

191 For the 8 ball:

Burn it to the ground.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (w5raC)

192 We are beyond that. Now we are something more. We are beyond the limitations of reality and fact.

*************************

The peculiarity of the totalitarian state is that though it controls thought, it does not fix it. It sets up unquestionable dogmas, and it alters them from day to day. It needs the dogmas, because it needs absolute obedience from its subjects, but cannot avoid the changes, which are dictated by the needs of power politics. It declared itself infallible, and at the same time it attacks the very concept of objective truth.

- Orwell

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 17, 2021 06:28 PM (hQVBP)

193 Nood.

I didn't get a first, so I'm trying to redeem myself here.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2021 06:29 PM (mdjgu)

194 I consider people like this and imagine a bad economic crash. Something a lot worse than the tech bust. It would thin out the herd a lot

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 17, 2021 06:29 PM (5HBd1)

195 And then, along came TikTok.

ChiCom weaponized Twitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 17, 2021 06:29 PM (6YUq0)

196 BTW, had to pop back in to thank the governors of Virginia, Maryland and Georgia for volunteering to take in so many of us.
(Except for the ones who froze to death in the wheel wells of aircraft, of course.)
Our food must be Halal, naturally. Just a heads up there.
And served by women who are covered, you little trollops.

Posted by: Taliban Spox. at August 17, 2021 06:29 PM (aAP3z)

197 "No, Mayor Pete, when you put that in there, a baby doesn't come out. That's not a baby."

Posted by: azjaeger at August 17, 2021 06:30 PM (tfjIx)

198 ChiCom weaponized Twitter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 17, 2021 06:29 PM (6YUq0)
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Yep. President Trump was right to ban it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2021 06:31 PM (wyw4S)

199 We are beyond that. Now we are something more. We are beyond the limitations of reality and fact.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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What you define as "reality" is a structure that empowers you and disempowers others. This is how they approach it. This is why they need to foist on to us "reality" as they define it.

This is also why they have to get you to use their pronouns. That you don't want to is part of it. They know this is a power game. But since all language is (in the CT scheme), they are fine with playing the game on their terms. In fact, playing the game on your terms is empowering the status quo.

This is also why jail is okay for "misgendering". Because jail exerts power, and forcing you to use language the way they use it *is* the very point.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:31 PM (XHhHI)

200 "I don't think Conservatism is worth saving."

I agree with you here. Preserving the lessons of the past so we don't repeat them and defending the status quo are passive actions. Which is why we always seem to be reacting to the Left, always erring on the side of caution.

Maybe we are just doing it wrong, maybe conservatism can be active and aggressive. If we are going to make mistakes, let *some* of them be from overplaying our hand. Much like basketball - of course you don't want to foul out, but if you aren't incurring any fouls at all then you aren't really trying to win.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:31 PM (49Exr)

201 Much like basketball - of course you don't want to foul out, but if you aren't incurring any fouls at all then you aren't really trying to win.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


This is spot on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2021 06:33 PM (sonVw)

202 Meaty, well-marbled ones are the best.
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You can floss with the tails once you're done.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 17, 2021 06:37 PM (UHVv4)

203 I got banned once for suggesting that identifiable populations can have different normal curves for certain measurable characteristics - and that these differences should impact the development of general policies.

Conflating individuals and populations can cause at least two kinds of error, though - so when dealing with individuals, you need to deal with them as such, and not as exemplars of an identity group...

Posted by: Parker at August 17, 2021 06:38 PM (hJWil)

204 "And you'll never get down to the serious business of beating their ass while its all one big happy family"

Ah no, you misunderstand me. I see violence as the only viable alternative and worry that the window for it to be effective is closing. That marks me as a radical by the herd, so I am patiently waiting to see if they can catch up and see what I see.

My concern about a "divorce" is not only that it won't work, but that the process of trying it out and discovering it won't work will also use up the window of opportunity in which violence would be effective. And then we have no options remaining.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:39 PM (49Exr)

205 >>>I don't think ace hates us, but we do disappoint him, and that's often the reason we can't have nice things, like bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

you get a bat! and you get a bat! and you get a bat! and you get a bat!

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)

206 176 I have to prep for the COMoMeet.

Looks like one thing to do is to go to a skeevy bar in Boulder to meet Boulder t'hobo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2021 06:25 PM (u82oZ)


I guess he'd be easily identifiable as the guy at the bar with 8 masks on. Even using a cocktail stirrer as a straw to sip one's drink would allow too many cooties in or out so I'm sure what the solution is, there.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 17, 2021 06:40 PM (DTX3h)

207 "The worship of Chesterton's Fence here is a tell."

Sorry I disagree. I still value Chesterton's Fence. Our ancestors were not idiots. If we are going to change something they put in place, we need to understand why they put it in place.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 17, 2021 06:43 PM (49Exr)

208 I want to vomit kiss the less than 1% that think they are the 10% that think they are the 60% but really are only the 20%.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 17, 2021 06:43 PM (2gclM)

209 Now this has gone too far.

Breitbart Headline:

"Thousands of Californians Likely to Lose Tuesday to Prevent Wildfires"

Posted by: f'd at August 17, 2021 06:48 PM (Tnijr)

210 And thats the problem. The worship of Chesterton's Fence here is a tell.
Posted by: Other Times You Can at August 17, 2021 06:36 PM (cCrQI)
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Bah, you're just as likely to overevaluate your chance of success.

You aren't proving anything here. Yes, you are better than someone like me in your own eyes.

You win.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:52 PM (XHhHI)

211
I just saw this. This outfit is working on what would be a *real*, sterilizing vaccine for Covid. It's a live attenuated virus type, in the form of a nasal spray. This is how you actually get a sterilizing actual vaccine for a respiratory virus.
https://codagenix.com/
vaccine-programs/covid-19/

The attenuation is done by "junk codons" that slow reproduction. The only problem is testing. It takes years to truly test this sort of thing to make sure you aren't fucking up, and in ways you don't understand. Attenuated viruses have ways of un-attenuating themselves, and you have to make sure they won't do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2021 06:52 PM (Mzdiz)

212 ya cook rat th' same way ya cook annythin' ... toss it in the tin can, boil until gray. (or soft ... - ish)
rinse, repeat if yer effin lucky ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 17, 2021 06:22 PM (YjYuE)

Dats what we call a rat soup eatin mofo...

Posted by: Dolemite at August 17, 2021 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

213 You don't "win" anything just be positing that you could tear the fence down and dare something to happen.

Chesterton is not coming at you with an axe when he says he won't let you tear it down. He's saying that within his civil power he will be a vote to not let you tar it down.

You simply don't agree with his prudence. But other people see wisdom in this course and in this reasoning.

He's not saying YOU have to agree. He's arguing a principle of circumspection that maybe you shouldn't just dismiss what you don't understand.

You double down because you don't (seem to) understand the scenario itself.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:59 PM (XHhHI)

214 And the resorting to "worship" to denigrate what people take to be an *understanding* of the principle illustrated, is all the more example of an illustration of your way to fall into the propaganda mode of elitists.

Deciding a question because to disagree implies a personal flaw in character or mentality or emotion.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 07:02 PM (XHhHI)

215 No one cared who I was until I put on the pronouns.
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2021 05:42 PM (CZngp)



I assumed your pronouns were . and ..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2021 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

216 Just the opposite. I'd never - EVER - think to issue a "one size fits all" edict like Chesterton's Fence.


So you think you should change things that you don't understand?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2021 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

217 When a bull is chasing you - fuck that fence. Jump it.
Posted by: Other Times You Can at August 17, 2021 06:59 PM (cCrQI)
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Being chased by a bull is the time to leap the fence and not stop to tear it down because you got distracted by not understanding why it's there.

It's not you can't cross the fence. Because that's a decision that you would make for yourself, and leave the status quo in place. And the "consequence" of leaping a fence is foreseeably none especially isolated to a small period of time.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 07:09 PM (XHhHI)

218 You double down because you don't (seem to) understand the scenario itself.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 06:59 PM (XHhHI)



The irony is palpable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2021 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

219 I guess I came in too late to the discussion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

220 Someone got NYS to give them a drivers license with our address. A week ago, we received a letter from DMV telling him that NYS changed the law regarding suspended licenses from unpaid fines and his suspended license was now restored and there are payment plans available.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at August 17, 2021 07:13 PM (b+v9B)

221 Off to the lounge where I shall cling to the outside of the jet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2021 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

222 Not that I'm any authority on Chesteron, but he doesn't seem to be talking about 12' fence with barbed wire or razor wire or spikes at the top. I think he's talking about a fence that somebody can get over but is enough of an annoyance that somebody might think they should tear it down, even saying "to make everybody's life easier".

And I think that in saying that *he* will not let you tear it down without understanding it, is that he thinks that there should be at least one person in vicinity of the decision urging the people who would tear it down to at least know its history. I don't see that he thinks that it is only wisdom to agree with him.

At least that's not how I read it. And he's not saying that he's a staunch defender of the fence and under no condition will he allow it to be taken down. But there should be at least a small burden on the person who wants to make the change.

Of course, in the coming age, we are already likely *way* past the civic setting Chesterton saw the fence discussion. But we are dealing with people who got too annoyed by the status quo that they think that you have no right to keep, say, your personal liberty if it's not to their liking.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2021 07:23 PM (XHhHI)

223 I long for the good old days when I was in India.

Several times I saw one Indian slap another hard across the face for being out of line, or for just being an asshole.

Wouldn't it be enjoyable to do that to these mental-defective "woke" types?

(Only my hand would ache afterwards, as if I were in a long meet-and-greet receiving line.)

Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 17, 2021 07:51 PM (fPFtn)

224 Earn the right to call her by her pronouns?

All she's earned is a hearty GFY.

Posted by: ChupaMe at August 17, 2021 07:54 PM (CoLT9)

225 Good thing Dildo swooped in and shut that bad-thought down. Thanks Dildo.

Posted by: The Irony at August 17, 2021 09:07 PM (Qirt6)

226 This gender stuff seems like a great way to sexualize children. How much of this will be.a screen for abuse?

Posted by: Randomized at August 17, 2021 09:17 PM (uYEgH)

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