Former Trump Official: A Subpoena Would Reveal That the Biden Administration Is "Intimately Involved With Critical Race Theory"

Well that's no big deal. Fox News' impartial journalist Chris Wallace told me, at a debate he was moderating, that Critical Race Theory was just "racial sensitivity training." (By the way: He also asserted -- slanderously and "Without Evidence," as his pals at CNN would chyron it -- that Kyle Rittenhouse is a white supremacist. He didn't say that directly, but suggested in claiming the "violence in Kenosha" was caused by "white supremacists.")


The Department of Education was just caught linking to the Abolitionist Teaching Network, which pushes various CRT claims, like whiteness is, in and of itself, "oppression."


A probe into the Biden administration will reveal that government officials "are intimately involved with critical race theory" and the ideology's advocates, a former top Trump administration official told Fox News in an exclusive interview.

Russ Vought, the former Office of Management and Budget director, last week demanded the Department of Education hand over records that could potentially show ties between the Biden administration and the Abolitionist Teaching Network, a pro-critical race theory group.

"We want to know the extent to which the connections are there within the federal bureaucracy," Vought, who now heads the Center for Renewing America, a conservative think tank, told Fox News.

"I think what it's going to reveal is that Biden administration officials are intimately involved with critical race theory, that they are tracking with many of the influential people in the critical race theory community," Vought continued.

The Department of Education, in a handbook intended to help public schools and spend funding provided through the American Rescue Plan, linked to a guide the Abolitionist Teaching Network published. The guide included rhetoric often associated with critical race theory and referred to whiteness as a form of oppression.

Hours after Fox News reported the connection, a Department of Education spokesperson said hours "it was an error" to include the link to the Abolitionist Teaching Network.

"But we believe itís a little bit more than that," Vought told Fox News. "They got caught with their hand in the cookie jar. This just a reflection of the political poison that is critical race theory."

Below, Jen Psaki says that "equity," not equality, is a priority of the Biden Administration.

"Equity" is itself a key goal of CRT -- not equality. Equality is about the law treating people equally. Which can result in people either succeeding or failing, per their own merits and according to luck of the draw.

CRT is against "equality" and considers it yet another tool of White Devil Oppression. They want a guarantee of equal outcomes for all, no matter their talents or their efforts. That's what they call "equity."

And here's Jen Psaki making it plain that equity, not equality, is the goal of the US government.

Relatedly: "Antiracist" (meaning virulent anti-white racist) Ibram X. Kendri has previously called for a government Department of Racism to declare and prosecute "racists."

Below, he talks about "curing" racism, like it's cancer.

And noting that people must be ready to accept the "cute" he and his fellow racist radicals have in mind.

And related to that: Twitchy thinks that Ibram X. Khendi's generous offer to donate a full forty minutes (!!!) of his time for a cause he's promoting is hilarious, and I agree.

Oh, and he's so generous donating forty (40) full minutes of his time to honor his Very Good Friend, Meghan Markle.

Each one of those 40 (four-oh) minutes will be a Living Tribute to the Duchess of Sussex.

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

2 This would not surprise me in the least.

"Moderate" Joe Biden has no control over his administration, and his administration is rife with radical leftists.

Of course, they're using the federal government to enforce leftist teaching onto local communities.

It's what they day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

3
Gwei-Lo, sweet chariot,
comin' fo' to mostly peacefully gulag me...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (s2VJv)

4 Biden style anti-rascism: He has a white staffer wipe his butt.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (3sOO0)

5 no blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (vuisn)

6 [insert Celebration Paradox argument here]

The Left: "We don't support CRT, but if we did, it would be a totally good and necessary thing!"

And also: "You don't know what CRT is -- it's none of those things you say it is."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

7
Ibram X. Crement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

8 that...that meme makes no sense.

'Not all heroes wear capes' showing...Superman. Wearing a cape.

And apparently the dumbest child in the world. That kid should not be allowed to breed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

9 5 no blah blah blah
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (vuisn)


Bonk Bonk with equity, bad kid...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (s2VJv)

10 6 [insert Celebration Paradox argument here]

The Left: "We don't support CRT, but if we did, it would be a totally good and necessary thing!"

And also: "You don't know what CRT is -- it's none of those things you say it is."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

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"We don't teach CRT, and if you make me stop teaching CRT I'll teach it anyway."
-Teachers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

11 Why did superman f*ck up the train and train track instead of just grabbing the kid?

Wait, is that a female Superman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (BMWRT)

12 8 And apparently the dumbest child in the world. That kid should not be allowed to breed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:16 PM (V6f9+)

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Superman won't be around next time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Oh goodness. For want of a subpoena!

Is there some question about the Biden Administration being all in on CRT? People would be shocked to find out that the Administration is lying about it, that's the theory?

Yeah. No.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (mbFEM)

15 Everyone who's down with The Struggle knows that nothing says "black street cred" like (checks notes) ...hanging with the Duchess of Sussex?

Wait, what?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (Bmy3R)

16 Oh and a subpoena would show that Biden was fraudulently installed into power.

And possibly that his brain is rotten.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (V6f9+)

17 Shocked...like that guy in Casablanca.

Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

18 Given how much money Dr. Kendi has earned as the creator of Anti-Racism, through book sales and paid speeches, how about donating a *monetary* gift to charity for Meghan's birthday?

If there's one thing I hate, it's ich celebrities who donate their time, such as singing a song at a benefit concert, while asking working class people to pony-up the ca$h.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

19 So we officially have a Marxist government. You won, Gramsci.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (H8QX8)

20 Y'all thought I was cray-cray about my race-war thing dint y'all?

Posted by: Zombie Charles Manson at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (PiwSw)

21 Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

Much like communism a true CRT lesson plan has never been taught. -liberal teachers (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (3sOO0)

22 Willowed and on topic: Not all heros wear capes

Retailers who cash in on community fears about SARS by exaggerating the health benefits of surgical masks could face fines of up to $110,000.

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I'll just leave this link here showing the crappy little disposable one time use masks shedding fibers like a mofo and once again say that I suspect we'll see a big increase in fiber-related lung cancers in ten years or so because people are wearing the same mask for 8+ hours a day, every day a week, for weeks at a time.

"The researchers tested a wide range of mask products and found that nearly all would increase the daily intake of microplastic fibres during wear because of their relatively fragile structure...

The institutes study also found that reused masks produced more loosened fibres."

https://tinyurl.com/yauzf2rv

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (BMWRT)

23 Below, Jen Psaki says that "equity," not equality, is a priority of the Biden Administration.
"Equity" is itself a key goal of CRT -- not equality. Equality is about the law treating people equally. Which can result in people either succeeding or failing, per their own merits and according to luck of the draw.

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And that, Ace, is why this kind of assertion by a "former official" makes me laugh my ass off. It's a distraction, and it isn't even a skillful one.

"LOOK OUT, GUYS! BIG SCOOP! IF ONLY WE HAD A SUBPOENA, WE COULD PROVE BIDEN'S A CRT COMMIE! ERMIGAWD!"

You don't need a subpoena. You don't need official records. You don't need some big investigation. All you have to do is listen to a few of them. They aren't hiding it. This isn't being done in the shadows, needing some brave detective to shove it into the light. The administration is actually being quite transparent about it, and their Maoism permeates all of their public actions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)

24 It boggles my mind when people know public schools are doing this and the parents don't remove them from the schools.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (XSRBF)

25 16
And possibly that his brain is rotten.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:17 PM (V6f9+)

========

Rotting fruit produces alcohol. What does rotting Joe Biden brain produce?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

26 Equality is objective. It can be answered in math. Does x = y? Proofs can be written. Truths can be determined.

Equity is *subjective* and up to the whims of the people in charge, and the rules of the day, and cannot be either proven or disproven.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (Lic/8)

27 Joe Biden was in...Tara Reade

of course, it was rape when he as there.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (RfCqk)

28 Things that make you go hmmmmmm ...

A stupid time to be alive ... and really clever memes noting that it is a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (okV1R)

29 that...that meme makes no sense.



'Not all heroes wear capes' showing...Superman. Wearing a cape.



And apparently the dumbest child in the world. That kid should not be allowed to breed.

The point is that Superman IS a hero, and he wears a cape. Apparently he's not terribly bright, though, since he doubtless killed the conductor by stopping the train, when he could have just flown by and picked up the kid.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (ZsR3z)

30 Below, Jen Psaki says that "equity," not equality, is a priority of the Biden Administration.


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America is taking out a homey equity loan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (BMWRT)

31 >>Ibram X. Crement.


Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (RfCqk)

32 CRT comes from Critical Law Theory. CLT (ha) taught that not all people could be held to the same standard of law and must be given allowances that normal people do not get.

The race baiters realized that this meant a poor white kid could be treated the same as a poor black kid when it came to sentencing and jail. They REJECTED this idea.

So CRT took the basis of CLT and then made it 100% about skin color.

PS Both are marxism to the core!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (yrol0)

33 I volunteer to mentor women being entered in the workplace.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (8jZOp)

34 that...that meme makes no sense.

'Not all heroes wear capes' showing...Superman. Wearing a cape.

And apparently the dumbest child in the world. That kid should not be allowed to breed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:16 PM (V6f9+)


Don't make me call BEN ROTHLISBERGER.

The 2 panels compliment each other.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (AiZBA)

35 Why didn't Superman just grab the kid?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

36 that...that meme makes no sense.

Superman was too much of a pussy to stop the train AND pick up the kickball?

Yeah, I don't understand it, either.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (pbStR)

37 "It isn't fair!" is the cry of 4-year-olds and adult leftards alike.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (Lic/8)

38 26 Equality is objective. It can be answered in math. Does x = y? Proofs can be written. Truths can be determined.

Equity is *subjective* and up to the whims of the people in charge, and the rules of the day, and cannot be either proven or disproven.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (Lic/

Whims. Rhymes with quims...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

39 You don't need a subpoena. You don't need official records. You don't need some big investigation. All you have to do is listen to a few of them. They aren't hiding it. This isn't being done in the shadows, needing some brave detective to shove it into the light. The administration is actually being quite transparent about it, and their Maoism permeates all of their public actions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)


You get me, man.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2021 12:21 PM (mbFEM)

40 Don't make me call BEN ROTHLISBERGER.

The 2 panels compliment each other.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (AiZBA)

So it's half a meme.

I get it....but the top image and text do NOT fit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:21 PM (V6f9+)

41 Sure Superman will stop a train to save a little kid.
Where's he at on abortion?

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:21 PM (8jZOp)

42 The 2 panels compliment each other.

They complement each other because the one makes sense.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (AytXr)

43 And looking at how fast that train is still going, superman killed the little kid, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (BMWRT)

44 the executive team at our company gave a full day to a charity. doing landscaping. poorly. and told us about it 3 times and made us watch their slide show.

what they didn't do was donate a day's pay to the charity and let them hire landscapers for a fraction of that amount.

Posted by: x at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (oA+QO)

45 Why do the people claiming to be most concerned about racism worry so much about skin color?

It is a complete and total mystery.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (2SdPm)

46 So CRT took the basis of CLT and then made it 100% about skin color.

PS Both are marxism to the core!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:20 PM (yrol0)
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And CLT is derived from the general-purpose Critical Theory, which in turn is a philosophical derivative of Postmodernism. It's all the same. Even the window dressing is barely different between the various flavors of CT, and CT comfortably masks the underlying complexity of its philosophy.

But I disagree on the final point. It isn't exactly Marxist, and that's one of the reasons its so effective. Marxism is all about the class struggle. Critical Theory is more flexible because it's about *group* struggle generally. It is more informed by Maoism than Marxism, and more flexible than any prior form of socialism - even the wildly successful (for a while) national socialism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:23 PM (Jsjd7)

47 Government is pushing CRT.

What are we going to do?

Nothing.

When are we going to do it?

NOW!!!!!!

Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:23 PM (+74Cc)

48 22 Moron Robbie,
Have no doubt that you are correct which is why I wear a mask as little as I possibly can and regularly switch masks.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2021 12:23 PM (pO7gM)

49 44 the executive team at our company gave a full day to a charity. doing landscaping. poorly. and told us about it 3 times and made us watch their slide show.
...
Posted by: x at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (oA+QO)


But they weren't wearing capes, were they?

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2021 12:23 PM (mbFEM)

50 Superman forgot that he was also faster than a speeding bullet. He just remembered the "more powerful than a locomotive" part and as a result, killed the conductor and destroyed the track and train. All to save little Patches McInbred there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)

51 The more I think about it, the more I realize that every newly invented concept and pseudo intellectual term is just another excuse for the Left to take shit.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (Lic/8)

52 26 Equality is objective. It can be answered in math. Does x = y? Proofs can be written. Truths can be determined.

Equity is *subjective* and up to the whims of the people in charge, and the rules of the day, and cannot be either proven or disproven.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (Lic/

Equity mean to most people the value or interest you have or own in a business, property, or venture.

Part of the new way Equity is used means that at the swipe of the wand that wealth, or power, or standing can be transfer from one group to another.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (yrol0)

53 I'm sure if anything is about dividing people into groups so that communism wins or is unethical or woke in any other way the Biden administration is behind it. Joe just signs whatever they put in front of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (k39e/)

54 I don't think the Superman pic is canon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

55 40 minutes seems random.

Did something special happen on the 40th day of the 40th year or something?

Ah, some "elite" VIP turned 40. I hope the peasants show proper gratitude. Why not simply let them eat cake so you can get back to your party circuit out at Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (49Exr)

56 Rotting fruit produces alcohol. What does rotting Joe Biden brain produce?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

Autocracy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (V6f9+)

57 hah, the cape cartoon has a guy leaning out of the cab. Almost looks like the guy is thinking, "Darn it, I was aiming for the kid!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (2SdPm)

58 My favorite is the now fairly standard mandatory volunteer hours in order to graduate from college.

Required volunteerism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (BMWRT)

59 Critical Race Theocracy

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (Lic/8)

60 40 minutes and a mule? Get your own damned mule.

Posted by: Ibram at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (uhPTO)

61 "And looking at how fast that train is still going, superman killed the little kid, too."

Seeing as how the boiler is about to burst open everyone within 100 yards is gonna be parboiled.

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (8jZOp)

62 The more I think about it, the more I realize that every newly invented concept and pseudo intellectual term is just another excuse for the Left to take shit enslave and murder.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (Lic/
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Suggested edit. The material benefits are secondary to the people running this thing. As long as they remain better off than the peasants, they don't really care about the money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)

63 What does rotting Joe Biden brain produce?

Potato Gas.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (Bmy3R)

64 A couple of Psaki observations:

1) Like the JEF, she's not nearly as smooth speaking extemporaneously as when reading the TOTUS/notebook.

2) As much as her hair bothers her, you'd think she'd get a different cut. Meagain or Rapatoe might be able to advise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)

65 All to save little Patches McInbred there.

**

And failed at that. Supes is six feet away and still popping crossties like a mofo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (BMWRT)

66 58 My favorite is the now fairly standard mandatory volunteer hours in order to graduate from college.

Required volunteerism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (BMWRT)

And it's probably aligned with leftist NGO's and not religious charities.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (Y5qcH)

67 - Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) August 4, 2021

X Crement says in the clip that he was "sort of diagnosed with cancer."

WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Seeing as how the boiler is about to burst open everyone within 100 yards is gonna be parboiled

**

hahaha, that's fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (BMWRT)

69 WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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Sort of like "a little bit pregnant," maybe?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (Jsjd7)

70 "All to save little Patches McInbred there."

The artist has been corrupted by Vanity. If he were Superman, being seen struggling against a locomotive takes precedent over simply pushing little Patches aside.

More heroic looking.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (49Exr)

71 I'm not saying Superman is an idiot, but yeah it would have saved a whole lot of trouble just to pick the kid up as he was flying by.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (r+sAi)

72 My favorite is the now fairly standard mandatory volunteer hours in order to graduate from college.

Required volunteerism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

We had Mandatory Fun days

Posted by: Jean at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (U/0zO)

73 43 And looking at how fast that train is still going, superman killed the little kid, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:22 PM (BMWRT)

Superman traveling at that speed and impacting the little kid would be like when I hit love bugs traveling down the road in my 5600 lb hemi.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (yrol0)

74

Why is it always only the black race?

Everything is centered around it, but no others.

That is flat out bizarre.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (4WPW/)

75
Free men aren't equal.

Equal men aren't free.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (a3Q+t)

76 Might have been Thomas Sowell who said

"Equality starts to look a whole lot like discrimination, if you're used to getting special favors".

Critical Theory as applied to race or racial issues isn't about "equity" or anything of the sort. It's about Revenge, for something nobody alive did, on behalf of people who were never victims. I never owned no slaves, and you never picked no cotton.

What seems to be the fucking problem here?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (feFsi)

77 2 This would not surprise me in the least.

"Moderate" Joe Biden has no control over his administration, and his administration is rife with radical leftists.

Of course, they're using the federal government to enforce leftist teaching onto local communities.

It's what they day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

It is the height of stupidity that the MSM, for decades now, has insisted that Joe Biden is a 'moderate'. I defy anybody to find even one vote that Joe Biden made that rejected the radical leftist option for the so-called moderate one. Other than some rhetoric, I bet that Biden voted for every single crackpot leftist scheme that went to a floor vote in the Senate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (rzgDv)

78 Join us Sunday to watch David French interview his friend, Ibram Khendi. Spoiler alert: Mrs. French makes a surprise appearance!

Posted by: Chris Wallace at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (L7Xw3)

79 Willowed:

I haven't seen Trump or DeSantis highlight the persecution of the J6 protesters yet. Or try to help them in any way. Nobody is going to get any praise from me until I some action on that front.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2021 11:56 AM (qH6FZ)

I'm as big a Trump loyalist as anyone on the site, but I'll say that this is the one area where Trump has disappointed me. I really wish he would say a lot more about this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2021 11:59 AM (rzgDv)


At some point, someone on the site commented that Trump might be holding his fire because the traitors in DC would use anything he said as a de facto call to revolt and arrest him for sedition and insurrection.

I'm not saying I believe that, and I would love to speak to Teh Donald and ask him why he is silent, but take the explanation for what it's worth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (2JVJo)

80 What's the total cost of repair and cleanup and return to service going to be? Not counting the lives lost, of course. Just the train exploding and the loss of the rail line for weeks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (BMWRT)

81 X Crement says in the clip that he was "sort of diagnosed with cancer."

WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

His thoughts are cancerous.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (uhPTO)

82 >>X Crement says in the clip that he was "sort of diagnosed with cancer."


Turns out he didn't have Cancer.

Ergo. Cancer is Racist.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (OqMmE)

83 I saw Patches McInbred open for Peaches and Herb at Whiskey a Go Go in '77.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Critical Race Weary
*yawn*

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

85 >>40 minutes seems random.


He's doing this in honor of Meghan Markle's 40th birthday.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

86 ...Hours after Fox News reported the connection, a Department of Education spokesperson said hours "it was an error" to include the link to the Abolitionist Teaching Network.

Oh. Mistakes were made. Our bad.

*yawns* Some things never change.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 05, 2021 12:29 PM (F0YaR)

87 What I meant to say was that: Yes. I like to stretch my anus and grift on white liberal wammins.

Posted by: Ibram X kinda sounds like Malcom at August 05, 2021 12:29 PM (+GH2e)

88 Superman traveling at that speed and impacting the little kid would be like when I hit love bugs traveling down the road in my 5600 lb hemi.

**

Yeah, that's why he would slow down prior to the retrieval. He's been leaning on that train for at least 10 seconds or so, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:29 PM (BMWRT)

89 And also: "You don't know what CRT is -- it's none of those things you say it is."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)


It is very difficult for 99.9 percent of the population to "know what CRT is" because there is no definition we are given its advocates provide that is less than 1,000 words, mostly gobbledy-gook words that 99.9 percent of CRT advocates cannot themselves define or understand.

All by design. Hell, Stumblin' Joe would be lost part-way through the first sentence of a CRT definition.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 12:29 PM (AMIL/)

90 BTW... everyone who has not taken the wuflu vaxx--- I have but respect your decision-- should be aware of this:

https://aursonline.com/

Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)

91 I thought, "What kid is stupid enough to play ball on the train tracks?" and then realized it's Simple Jack.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (vuisn)

92 >>I'm not saying Superman is an idiot, but yeah it would have saved a whole lot of trouble just to pick the kid up as he was flying by.


It's actually German Superman and he is stopping the train to put little Moisha into a boxcar.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (OqMmE)

93 A subpoena you say?
That'll force them to tell the truth!

Don't quote laws to men with swords ...

[Eric Holder laughing]

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (jIL4c)

94 https://twitter. com/HawaiiNewsNow/status/1423148119999479808
Police arrested a man thinking he was someone else. For 2 years, he was held against his will at the Hawaii State Hospital, deemed insane and forcibly injected with drugs. The courts still have no record of this mishap in an apparent attempt to cover it up.
@lynnkawano reports

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

95 40 minutes seems random.

Seems like a full workday, to me! (and to Joe)

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (l0Lgi)

96 What's the total cost of repair and cleanup and return to service going to be? Not counting the lives lost, of course. Just the train exploding and the loss of the rail line for weeks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM


If it saves one life, H8r!

Posted by: Proggies at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (a3Q+t)

97 BTW... everyone who has not taken the wuflu vaxx--- I have but respect your decision-- should be aware of this:

https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)

**

hahaha, whole buncha black people gone get turned in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (BMWRT)

98 Megan Markle is turning 40? Well, at least we don't have to worry about her starring in any movies.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

99 Equity mean to most people the value or interest you have or own in a business, property, or venture.

Part of the new way Equity is used means that at the swipe of the wand that wealth, or power, or standing can be transfer from one group to another.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (yrol0)

They claim to be using equity to mean "fairness".

(n) the quality of being fair and impartial.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (Lic/8)

100 80 What's the total cost of repair and cleanup and return to service going to be? Not counting the lives lost, of course. Just the train exploding and the loss of the rail line for weeks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (BMWRT)

Those investments will strengthen the economy and bring more jobs to the area.

Posted by: Keynesian Idiocracy at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (yrol0)

101 The little gold-digger will probably feed 40% of every donation into the Megyn Markle Foundation for Disowned Duchesses

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (49Exr)

102 78 Join us Sunday to watch David French interview his friend, Ibram Khendi. Spoiler alert: Mrs. French makes a surprise appearance!

Posted by: Chris Wallace at August 05, 2021 12:27 PM (L7Xw3)


Spoiler alert #2 -- There will be rogering involved. Don't be surprised if Mrs. Wallace shows up too.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (F0YaR)

103 97 hahaha, whole buncha black people gone get turned in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (BMWRT)

========

Disparate impact means that this is racist and illegal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

104 Welcome to Equalia. A land where everybody's equal but we're in charge.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

105 Well....they don't want to be liked by anybody.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (qoz/n)

106 BTW... everyone who has not taken the wuflu vaxx--- I have but respect your decision-- should be aware of this:

https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)


Uhhh.....Any family members turning me in won't be family anymore. That's bullshit of the HIGHEST order.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

107 62 The more I think about it, the more I realize that every newly invented concept and pseudo intellectual term is just another excuse for the Left to take shit enslave and murder.
Posted by: ...

That is a common way for leaders to take power throughout history and not only Leftists. Basically most of the way of the world is 'leaders' ginning up hatred at one group or the other in order for power and profit. My guess is that tribalism to some degree is baked into the cake of humanity even for those people with coexist bumper stickers.

Posted by: whig at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (pO7gM)

108 https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)

Link doesn't work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (Bmy3R)

109 "Don't quote laws to men with swords"

My newest favorite

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (49Exr)

110 Some moron posted a really great link to a summary of CRT a few weeks ago. I'll see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (BMWRT)

111 Alert off:

aurs.com is a satire. https://aursonline.com/about/

Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (7QXdb)

112 How does promoting critical race theory not violate federal law, regulation, and guidance? It should automatically lead to a lawsuit in any public forum.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (Ectld)

113 Geez, Superman and Trump get no credit around here.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (AiZBA)

114 Superman should have let the locomotive take out the little dipshit. Kids all over will see that now and start tempting fate. "Let's play on the tracks, so we can watch Superman wreck a locomotive!"

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (qpX6U)

115 After taking tea with the Duchess, I shall roger Mrs. French roundly, I say. Tut-tut.

Posted by: Ibram Khendi, down wit da bruthas at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (Bmy3R)

116 Jen seems to be pretty good at spewing strings of words that don't really mean anything.

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (8jZOp)

117 Smashing the train instead of picking up the kid is a Hulk move.
Stay in your lane, Kal-el.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (vuisn)

118 Fat fucking mobster Richard Trumka is room temperature.

Awesome.

Posted by: Clark Westfield at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (0pYyT)

119 When's Harry gonna dump Megan for some young strange?

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

120 108 https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)

Link doesn't work.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

snitch site to report jews and the unvaxed

Posted by: x at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (oA+QO)

121 BTW... everyone who has not taken the wuflu vaxx--- I have but respect your decision-- should be aware of this:

https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)


You know that's a satire site, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (2JVJo)

122 "I'm as big a Trump loyalist as anyone on the site, but I'll say that this is the one area where Trump has disappointed me. I really wish he would say a lot more about this."

I feel the same, but anything Trump says publicly about the Jan 6th prisoners would only hurt them.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM (49Exr)

123 Jen seems to be pretty good at spewing strings of words that don't really mean anything.
Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (8jZOp)

---------------

She works for Biden. Birds of a feather, as it were.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 05, 2021 12:35 PM (2SdPm)

124 >>It is very difficult for 99.9 percent of the population to "know what CRT is" because there is no definition we are given its advocates provide that is less than 1,000 words, mostly gobbledy-gook words that 99.9 percent of CRT advocates cannot themselves define or understand.


The argumentation style the Left likes to use with CRT is called "Celebration Paradox." This entails the people supporting [a thing] can use facts that people not supporting [a thing] are denied.

Thus, they always say critics of CRT don't know what CRT is, even when the critics do/are able to define and explain it correctly.

Another example is topics around illegal immigration. They will say "absolutely no illegals are voting, but if they are, that would be awesome!" Critics of illegals are told "that's not true" while supporters of it then eventually agree it is true -- and it's FABULOUS! -- while still insisting these critics are making up sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

125 No, I think the kid is safe - it looks like the train is actually stopped. The couple hundred passengers in the cabin cars that crashed into each other are screwed though.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at August 05, 2021 12:35 PM (BvNzB)

126 How does promoting critical race theory not violate federal law, regulation, and guidance?

Look who's in charge of issuing and enforcing federal law, regulation, and guidance.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:35 PM (AytXr)

127 BTW... everyone who has not taken the wuflu vaxx--- I have but respect your decision-- should be aware of this:

https://aursonline.com/
Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:30 PM (7QXdb)

Uhhh.....Any family members turning me in won't be family anymore. That's bullshit of the HIGHEST order.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Fortunately that site is satire by a political candidate for office. Though it certainly sounds plausible. Most likely all that happens is you are signing people up for political advertising.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 05, 2021 12:36 PM (ZIoLS)

128 When's Harry Meagan gonna dump Megan Harry for some young richer strange?
Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:34 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2021 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

129 "That's Not Happening, And It's Great That It Is!"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2021 12:36 PM (feFsi)

130 "No, I think the kid is safe - it looks like the train is actually stopped."

Look at the front of the boiler. It's about to pop off.

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (8jZOp)

131 No, I think the kid is safe - it looks like the train is actually stopped. The couple hundred passengers in the cabin cars that crashed into each other are screwed though.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at August 05, 2021 12:35 PM (BvNzB)

**

Superman's feet just constantly throw rocks and dirt and crossties ahead of him while he's standing still.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (95YDO)

132 >>No, I think the kid is safe - it looks like the train is actually stopped.


Not so fast.

He appears to be taunting HappyFunBall.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (OqMmE)

133 At some point, someone on the site commented that Trump might be holding his fire because the traitors in DC would use anything he said as a de facto call to revolt and arrest him for sedition and insurrection.

I'm not saying I believe that, and I would love to speak to Teh Donald and ask him why he is silent, but take the explanation for what it's worth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 12:28 PM (2JVJo)

Thanks, MP4. I'll buy that explanation for now. I'll be satisfied with a statement by one of Trump's former Cabinet members, at least. If anybody should be advocating for these people sitting in the Capitol jails, it should be Trump's people.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (rzgDv)

134 It's the Biden admin in that that demented old man is the figurehead. It's obvious there's a hard core of leftists in charge and they were preparing for 4 years how to effect their agenda ASAP once they cheated their way in with that old coot.

Posted by: keena at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (RiTnx)

135 If it saves one life, H8r!
Posted by: Proggies at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (a3Q+t)


I read that sock nic at Pierogies. MMMMM!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (mZUr4)

136 Ah, some "elite" VIP turned 40. I hope the peasants show proper gratitude. Why not simply let them eat cake so you can get back to your party circuit out at Martha's Vineyard?
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Ironic comment since the VIP is the wife of Prince Harry.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (M4Wrv)

137 Superman should have let the locomotive take out the little dipshit. Kids all over will see that now and start tempting fate. "Let's play on the tracks, so we can watch Superman wreck a locomotive!"
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at August 05, 2021 12:33 PM (qpX6U)

----------------

Well, considering way back in the mists of time, when AM was king, and I was young, you bet I'd have played on the railroad tracks, if there was a chance that Superman would show up and wrecked a locomotive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (2SdPm)

138 I love how you guys are pointing out the inconsistencies of a picture of an imaginary superhero stopping a train with his body.

Like those are what's really impossible about the picture.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)

139 My favorite is the cartoon of the kids on crates trying to look over the fence to watch the game.

And equity is rearranging the crates so they're all the same height and can see over the fence ... to steal equally from the venue owner.

And if you're against kids stealing from business owners, well, you're a racist

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (jIL4c)

140 Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea

Posted by: Ibram X wacked on LSD at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (+GH2e)

141 ----
Fortunately that site is satire by a political candidate for office. Though it certainly sounds plausible. Most likely all that happens is you are signing people up for political advertising.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 05, 2021 12:36 PM (ZIoLS)



Yeah. See that now.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

142 No, I think the kid is safe - it looks like the train is actually stopped.

Butterfingers isn't safe until his parents take away the ball.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (AytXr)

143 Train, Train
take me on outta this town

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (sJHOI)

144 Standard CRT Beliefs:
White privilege: These advantages can include both obvious and subtle differences in access to power, social status, experiences of prejudice, educational opportunities, and much more.
Microaggressions: no comment needed
Institutionalized Racism: Systemic ways dominant society restricts a racialized individual or groups access to opportunities.
Social construction: Suggests that race is a product of neither biology nor genetics, but is rather a social invention.
Intersectionality and anti-essentialism: We cannot predict an individuals identity, beliefs, or values based on categories like race, gender, sexuality, religion, or nationality.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (yrol0)

145 CRT is against "equality" and considers it yet another tool of White
Devil Oppression. They want a guarantee of equal outcomes for all
.. so when is it my turn to be POTUS ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

146 I guess Bats was right about the Kryptonian all along

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (49Exr)

147 "When's Meagan gonna dump Harry for some young richer strange?"

Agree with Duncanthrax. He's already given away his biggest bargaining chip.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (Ectld)

148 Superman in that picture is a metaphor for Joe Biden and the train in the USA. The kid is us.

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (8jZOp)

149 Drink a 40

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (63Dwl)

150 I love how you guys are pointing out the inconsistencies of a picture of an imaginary superhero stopping a train with his body.

Like those are what's really impossible about the picture.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)

**

Joe Biden is president with more votes than Barack Obama in his first election even though Trump won more counties than Obama.

Anything is possible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (95YDO)

151 I hope for Markle's 40th birthday, Queen E tells Prince Harry he's now a man without a country and she hopes every Brit signs that Change.org petition denying Harry a green card or US Citizenship.

Posted by: EveR at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (MUpk6)

152 Or Men Give Eve We Give Our Are?
Color, how does it work?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (wAnMi)

153 Peterson on difference between Equity & Equality

https://tinyurl.com/2fzpfatu

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:40 PM (49Exr)

154 Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea
Posted by: Ibram X wacked on LSD at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (+GH2e)


I actually got that reference.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:40 PM (AiZBA)

155 Superman keeps the trains from running on time.

Commuters are pissed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:40 PM (vuisn)

156 In other news, 342 people died today in a massive Passenger train wreck when....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (oHd/0)

157 Good luck getting anyone to issue that subpoena.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (JUOKG)

158 Train, Train
take me on outta this town
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (sJHOI)


Lord, I'm leaving here...

Posted by: just a raggedy hobo at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (mZUr4)

159 Continuing from 144:

Notice that ZERO of these core beliefs apply to a white person. Once you are declared WHITE, none of these beliefs or ideas are extended to you or your group and in fact, you and your group (club, city, organization, etc).

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (yrol0)

160 Stoppin' that train,
High on cocaine,
Superman you better watch your speed...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (Bmy3R)

161 According to the Twitter, Markle stole the 40/40 thing from.........Nelson Mandela.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (AD3JT)

162 107 Apparently, time for a non-masthead Mencken quote --

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 05, 2021 05:41 AM (F0YaR)

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (F0YaR)

163 Superman should have let the locomotive take out the little dipshit. Kids all over will see that now and start tempting fate. "Let's play on the tracks, so we can watch Superman wreck a locomotive!"
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos

Well, considering way back in the mists of time, when AM was king, and I was young, you bet I'd have played on the railroad tracks, if there was a chance that Superman would show up and wrecked a locomotive.
Posted by: blake


Further back in the mists of time, we weren't stupid. We knew you couldn't drop an anvil on someone's head.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (RdIBt)

164 "He just remembered the "more powerful than a locomotive" part and as a result, killed the conductor and destroyed the track and train. All to save little Patches McInbred there."

right, he could have just grabbed the stupid kid.

But that fits the left ... Destroy America, under the pretense of "if it would save one life".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

165
Like those are what's really impossible about the picture.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)



It's like you've never been to the Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Playing on the tracks is an automatic Darwin Award at any age.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (vuisn)

167 Drink a 40
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2021 12:39 PM (63Dwl)


You just know that half of their demographic suddenly felt the need for an Old English 800.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (wAnMi)

168 >> "That's Not Happening, And It's Great That It Is!"


Bingo! Michale Anton's piece identifying Celebration Paradox and other new favorite argumentation tactics used by the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

169 Intersectionality and anti-essentialism: We cannot predict an individuals identity, beliefs, or values based on categories like race, gender, sexuality, religion, or nationality.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:38 PM (yrol0)
++++
Eeeeh, sort of. Intersectionality is actually a serious problem for the Postmodern crowd, and they never should have gone down that road. It's probably closer to consider this point as being unable to predict an individual's whatever based exclusively on a *single* characteristic like sex, sexuality, etc.

But at its core, all of this stuff is about erasing the individual. The individual does not exist in Critical Theory, and absolutely everything is group dynamics. The individual reduces to the group and vanishes. Intersectionality is trying to square the circle of membership in multiple groups, because group membership is itself a group structure, where they compete for dominance - and the overlaps in that Venn Diagram are problematic until a dictator comes along to set the ranking and unleash the hounds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (Jsjd7)

170 "Ironic comment since the VIP is the wife of Prince Harry."

Sorry not seeing it.

Can you explain it to me like I'm an idiot please?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (49Exr)

171 98 Megan Markle is turning 40? Well, at least we don't have to worry about her starring in any movies.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:31 PM (v0R5T)


I really do not think she cares if she gets decent movie or TV offers. She's got her UK Royal Princess card, and that ensures money for life from USA sources, one way or the other, and she can top any and every politician's and billionaire's wife, fashion magazine publisher, and actress, when needed, by casually mentioning she is a Princess and the other woman is not and never will be.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (AMIL/)

172 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ORANGE IS GREEN!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLEESBIGLER at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (nJefF)

173 Will Megan and Harry join Barry for a double Bday blowout?
Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

174 This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:
https://is.gd/VZXZaz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (Jsjd7)

175 I believe there are legal actions under way against CRT at the local and state level - I mean court action, not legislative, which is also happening. And of course some at county and school-board level. I think the legal ones rely in fact on federal civil rights laws, as they should.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (OTzUX)

176 The Princess and the Peabrain.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

177 >>This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:
https://is.gd/VZXZaz


You had me at 'Busty'.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (OqMmE)

178 A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both. - Milton Friedman.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (k/TB6)

179 Further back in the mists of time, we weren't stupid. We knew you couldn't drop an anvil on someone's head.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (RdIBt)


But grand pianos falling out of windows is still far too common.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (wAnMi)

180 "When's Meagan gonna dump Harry for some young richer strange?"


Does Mohamed Al-Fayed have any grandkids?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (qH6FZ)

181
My favorite is the now fairly standard mandatory volunteer hours in order to graduate from college.

Required volunteerism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (BMWRT)



Does the Second Amendment Foundation have a volunteer program?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (n+4am)

182 Who among us didn't try running through a door to see if it left a you-shaped hole in it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (Bmy3R)

183 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:42 PM (Jsjd7)

But, as Jordan Peterson points out, when you take dividing people by groups far enough, you end up with the individual as the ultimate minority.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (oHd/0)

184
But grand pianos falling out of windows is still far too common.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:44 PM (wAnMi)


Common sense grand piano control NOW!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

185 I really do not think she cares if she gets decent movie or TV offers.
She's got her UK Royal Princess card, and that ensures money for life
from USA sources, one way or the other, and she can top any and every
politician's and billionaire's wife, fashion magazine publisher, and
actress, when needed, by casually mentioning she is a Princess and the
other woman is not and never will be.

She could go the Fergie route and be a shill for a diet food outfit, except people liked Fergie.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (ZsR3z)

186 The Princess and the Peabrain.
Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (v0R5T)


There's a big lump, but it ain't the mattress.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (wAnMi)

187 The kid has just now noticed the train. He's a bright one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (l0Lgi)

188 Playing on the tracks is an automatic Darwin Award at any age.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Playing on the tracks is cool. NOT getting off when a train is coming is a Darwin Award. Aunt lived about 6 houses down the street from train tracks. We squished many a penny.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (RdIBt)

189 This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:
https://is.gd/VZXZaz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (Jsjd7)

Dangerous curves ahead...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (V6f9+)

190 Who among us didn't try running through a door to see if it left a you-shaped hole in it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (Bmy3R)


Superman could do it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (AiZBA)

191 >>>it should be Trump's people.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2021 12:37 PM (rzgDv)

=====

You are right of course. Problem is, as Pence showed us, there are no "Trump's people".

At least that's my take, for what little it's worth.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (RWcKd)

192 My favorite is the now fairly standard mandatory volunteer hours in order to graduate from college.

Required volunteerism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:25 PM (BMWRT)
-------------

It doesn't hurt to show volunteer hours on a college application, either.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (2SdPm)

193 the problem is (and I feel certain the courts will ignore it) that we have laws against discrimination and they don't say it's okay to discriminate if the person is white.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (5HBd1)

194 I sort of love the idea of observant little 10 year old boys drawing straws to see who will stand on the track so that they can make Superman f*ck up a train.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (95YDO)

195 A superman triple-shot...

REM - Superman. https://youtu.be/x_Wz1DRuPJo

The Kinks - (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman. https://youtu.be/U56vPV2wqs0

3 Doors Down - Kryptonite. https://youtu.be/xhcUET97VWo

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (mZUr4)

196 This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:
She'd better not turn around and lean against the railing, or she'll fall down the cliff.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (ZsR3z)

197 I love this place, a simple comment about Superman gets 30 comments and childhood memories.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

198 the executive team at our company gave a full day to a charity. doing landscaping. poorly. and told us about it 3 times and made us watch their slide show.

what they didn't do was donate a day's pay to the charity and let them hire landscapers for a fraction of that amount.
Posted by: x at August 05, 2021 12:22

At a former company they really pushed volunteering and even had a website to record your hours. Of course it was all wrapped up in helping our community. Later it was revealed that the executives got larger bonuses based on volunteering.

Even being younger than 29 at the time I figured it was a grift for the executives. What convinced me was how hard they were pushing us to record our hours, fake competition between business units and then shaming by posting everyone's hours.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Mo2gk)

199 187 The kid has just now noticed the train. He's a bright one.

Ever since Paw fancied up the cabin with that snazzy lead paint...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Bmy3R)

200 If any of you watched (or read) Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, there's a scene right before Superman is introduced where Supes saves someone after they fell onto subway tracks by stopping the train with his hands, akin to what you see with the locomotive image above. I watched the DC animated movie of this comic and it's pretty good, wasn't a fan of the Joker's voice acting though.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (5aFbR)

201 Joe Biden at 36% approval

plus his normal 10% leftist cocksucker premium

46%

nice , huh ?

Posted by: Quimpeeass at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (YK4Qh)

202 Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (kTF2Z)

203 182 Who among us didn't try running through a door to see if it left a you-shaped hole in it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (Bmy3R)

Now, I never did that, but when I took a Left turn at Albequerque I ended up in Santa Fe!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (oHd/0)

204 190 Who among us didn't try running through a door to see if it left a you-shaped hole in it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (Bmy3R)

I had a friend that did that through a sliding glass door. Except not on purpose.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Y5qcH)

205 It doesn't hurt to show volunteer hours on a college application, either.

**

Yeah, but this is required for X credits that are necessary to graduate FROM college.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (95YDO)

206 "When's Meagan gonna dump Harry for some young richer strange?"
........

I wonder if she'll give him his balls back in the divorce settlement.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

207 But, as Jordan Peterson points out, when you take dividing people by groups far enough, you end up with the individual as the ultimate minority.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Yes, which is why either Postmodernism will fail or intersectionality will fail. Especially because once you're dealing with individuals again, you need an arbitration mechanism that can scale and adapt itself so as to approach (though it will never achieve - it's a heuristic, not a solution) an optimum. The only such system ever discovered is a market.

My guess is that intersectionality will fail. Once the right dictator comes along and can forcibly unify them, there'll be a straight ranking and intersectionality will end. Your group is your group, and you're elevated, enslaved or murdered accordingly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Jsjd7)

208 Superman interupting Darwin

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (YK4Qh)

209 202 Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (kTF2Z)

Clearly the guy is Anti Hi Speed Rail!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (oHd/0)

210 This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:
https://is.gd/VZXZaz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM (Jsjd7)


Don't care for those clingy sort of sheath dresses.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (2JVJo)

211 This busty, shapely, raven-haired dame in a tight dress knows CRT is insidious bullshit:

https://is.gd/VZXZaz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:43 PM

That girl is going to have serious back problems in her future.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (JUOKG)

212 >>I had a friend that did that through a sliding glass door. Except not on purpose.


Me too!

Cut the shit outta him and off to the ER we had to go. Not a real fun afternoon.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (OqMmE)

213 Does the Second Amendment Foundation have a volunteer program?

**

IIRC they provide a list of acceptable mandatory volunteer opportunities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (95YDO)

214 A superman triple-shot...
REM - Superman. https://youtu.be/x_Wz1DRuPJo
The Kinks - (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman. https://youtu.be/U56vPV2wqs0
3 Doors Down - Kryptonite. https://youtu.be/xhcUET97VWo
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (mZUr4)


Bonus: Robyn Hitchcock - Superman
https://youtu.be/NaBYDr7pfWE

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (wAnMi)

215 202 Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (kTF2Z)

Couldn't show off how powerful he was if Supes just did that.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (5aFbR)

216 >>>Playing on the tracks is cool. NOT getting off when a train is coming is a Darwin Award. Aunt lived about 6 houses down the street from train tracks. We squished many a penny.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (RdIBt)

======

Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling under a rail car.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (RWcKd)

217 Who among us didn't try running through a door to see if it left a you-shaped hole in it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Superman could do it.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Please. Superman puffed out his chest when they shot at him but DUCKED when they threw the empty gun at him.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (RdIBt)

218 You know that's a satire site, right?

Yep. I posted that down the thread. Sorry.

Posted by: linelll trane at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (4Vkwh)

219
A Day at the Races, featuring the Marx brothers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (1ozm3)

220 It is far far beyond hopeless, just another word or concept that has completely lost any meaning, but of course CRT is not "Marxist", any more than the wishbone offense or the use of gang mapping software in counter-insurgency actions are "Marxist". The concepts (both fake) are entirely different and separate, and just observing that one uses class and another race as their sorting principle does not make them the same thing, at all. CRT doesn't even have Fake Marxism in it - the crap invented post-hoc by the Soviets to try to keep their actions within the make-believe vapid ideological Marxist world ("Marxism-Leninism", etc). It certainly has nothing to do with dialectical materialism (they've never heard of it), or the economic logic of industrialization and creation of a proletariat leading to some (absurd, and evil) novel form of mob rule.

But, as I said, hopeless. The dumbing down and destruction of words and meaning isn't an exclusive franchise of the racist-authoritarians (the "left").

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (OTzUX)

221 >>Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling under a rail car.


Gotta crawl before you...


Oh. Sorry.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (OqMmE)

222 But, as Jordan Peterson points out, when you take
dividing people by groups far enough, you end up with the individual as
the ultimate minority.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (oHd/0)

The individual is the smallest minority - Ayn Rand

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (k/TB6)

223 195 A superman triple-shot...

REM - Superman. https://youtu.be/x_Wz1DRuPJo

The Kinks - (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman. https://youtu.be/U56vPV2wqs0

3 Doors Down - Kryptonite. https://youtu.be/xhcUET97VWo


70s German Prog-rockers JANE - "Superman"

https://tinyurl.com/38a3ersh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (Bmy3R)

224 Below, Jen Psaki says that "equity," not equality, is a priority of the Biden Administration.
-----------------

I love word games. This is the Golden Age of sophistry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (G6Pml)

225 Wow. They should make Kendi an honorary Caucasian over that one. That could be the whitest thing I've ever read.The bruthas should be all over his ass for that.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (z0CLa)

226 Could care less about Trumpka dying. Too much damage done by the goon. 72, heart attack. I'm sure it's not the vaccine either /s.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (2o90I)

227 Joe Biden at 36% approval

**

Imagine if the news agencies posted him eating his boogers off of his chin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (95YDO)

228 Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling under a rail car.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (RWcKd)
++++
You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/G8sGmSEehi4?t=35

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (Jsjd7)

229 something I observed yesterday
Pull into the Bucee's in Wharton, Tx at about 4:45pm
Huge white bus about the size of a Greyhound but looked like a punched out school bus
No markings other that USDOT # and the name Geo Transport on bottom of door. Could not see in windows (like a prison bus). Took some pictures and the driver saw me and tried to make sure I didn't get his face. I did but he had a mask on.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (RusNE)

230 Bonus: Robyn Hitchcock - Superman
https://youtu.be/NaBYDr7pfWE
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:48 PM (wAnMi)


Well played! Underrated artist.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (mZUr4)

231 We knew you couldn't drop an anvil on someone's head. Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:41 PM (RdIBt)

5-year old Caesar had his 3-year old sister stand on a barbecue pit and drop a brick so he could run out from under it. He was not faster than the brick.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (BMmaB)

232 A superman triple-shot...

REM - Superman. https://youtu.be/x_Wz1DRuPJo

The Kinks - (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman. https://youtu.be/U56vPV2wqs0

3 Doors Down - Kryptonite. https://youtu.be/xhcUET97VWo

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (mZUr4)

**cough**

Posted by: Five For Fighting at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)

233 Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling under a rail car.


Gotta crawl before you...


Oh. Sorry.
Posted by: garrett


Stand up and take a bow.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (RdIBt)

234 It would be priceless if someone sued Harry for a DNA test to verify he is really Charles' son. Doesn't he get certain benefits based on being royalty, or are those all gone since they told the family to LOLGF? He has been such a cruel monster towards his brother's wife, via his and markle's innuendos and ridiculous claims, Harry deserves that level of humiliation.

Posted by: EveR at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (MUpk6)

235 ++++
You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/G8sGmSEehi4?t=35
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (Jsjd7)


Nice......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?
And we come full circle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2021 12:52 PM (r+sAi)

237 To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce.
--------------------

Huggy Bear helped a lot of women re-enter the workforce.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2021 12:52 PM (G6Pml)

238 A Day at the Races, featuring the Marx brothers.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (1ozm3)


LOL. Is my aunt Minnie in here?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2021 12:52 PM (AiZBA)

239 >Superman forgot that he was also faster than a speeding bullet. He just remembered the "more powerful than a locomotive" part and as a result, killed the conductor and destroyed the track and train. All to save little Patches McInbred there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)

Heh. Let's say that Superman decided to use his speed to scoop up the idiot boy. How much acceleration would the boy experience as faster-than-a-speeding-bullet Superman scooped him up and away. 1000s of gs? Probably would snap his neck instantly, or just turn all of his internal organs to mush.

Discussions like these always remind me of Niven's "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (DXFDM)

240 Imagine if the news agencies posted him eating his boogers off of his chin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (95YDO)

50 bucks he eats it

Posted by: Carl Spacklers Bro at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (YK4Qh)

241 something I observed yesterday
Pull into the Bucee's in Wharton, Tx at about 4:45pm
Huge white bus about the size of a Greyhound but looked like a punched out school bus
No markings other that USDOT # and the name Geo Transport on bottom of door. Could not see in windows (like a prison bus). Took some pictures and the driver saw me and tried to make sure I didn't get his face. I did but he had a mask on.
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (RusNE)


That's the Biden Covid Superspreader bus coming to kill you.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

242 5-year old Caesar had his 3-year old sister stand on a barbecue pit and drop a brick so he could run out from under it. He was not faster than the brick.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


3 yr old me tried to do Superman off a picnic table with just a towel as a cape and a broken leg in a cast as an anchor. Fucking physics.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (RdIBt)

243 To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce.
++++
Ibram is boasting about his stamina, I see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (Jsjd7)

244 Maybe it's Retardo-World Superman.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (Bmy3R)

245 187 The kid has just now noticed the train. He's a bright one.
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (l0Lgi)
------

Maybe he's deaf.

Posted by: reason at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (ePZfA)

246 Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same
for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling
under a rail car.

Did they figure out how it happened or were they stumped?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 05, 2021 12:53 PM (k/TB6)

247 The train thing was done on Hancock. People weren't happy about it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 12:54 PM (Ectld)

248 All to save little Patches McInbred there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Geez. I snorted out loud. Now everyone around me is looking.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:54 PM (RdIBt)

249 "Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?"

Vanity. It's my favorite sin.

Posted by: Turkish Lucifer at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (49Exr)

250 Napoleon's Bday is Sunday week

ask me how I know this ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (YK4Qh)

251 Eliminating the Department of Education is a job the Republican congressional caucus never gets around to, because worthless.

Posted by: Art Deco at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (1BrBu)

252 cont.
driver asked me why I was taking pictures. I asked if he was transporting illegals. He was agitated but jumped out and declared he had ONE federal passenger he was transporting from Houston to Corpus.

Bus had Washington plates. DDG'd the name Geo Transport and they have exactly 1 truck, formed in Boca Raton, FL Nov 6, 2007.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RusNE)

253 70s German Prog-rockers JANE - "Superman"

https://tinyurl.com/38a3ersh
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (Bmy3R)


Interesting. It's as if a Pink Floyd tribute band and a Yes tribute band merged and recorded an original track

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (mZUr4)

254 Ditto. But we stayed clear when a train was about. Can't say the same
for the brother of a girl I dated in college. He lost both legs crawling
under a rail car.

Did they figure out how it happened or were they stumped?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


They almost had it but they kept coming up short.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RdIBt)

255 AFL-CIO backing vaccine requirement for workers

oh yes

buh bye Trumpka

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (2o90I)

256 A Day at the Races, featuring the Marx brothers. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2021 12:49 PM (1ozm3)

As I've posted before, I always thought that title was a double entendre. The Harpo bit with the Lindy Dancers had nothing to do with the plot, but it profiled African-American performers for a white audience who never saw black folks on screen, except maybe Bojangles. This was before Gone With the Wind.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (BMmaB)

257 German Prog-rockers JANE - "Superman"

https://tinyurl.com/38a3ersh
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:50 PM (Bmy3R)


Yes, I have that freaking vinyl. German import. That was recorded with the "dummy head", I can't even remember what it was supposed to do now, or what the advantages were. Also strange, instead of a proper varnish finish on the jacket sleeve, they used some sort of plastic, that started peeling off just a couple of years later.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (wAnMi)

258 These amputation jokes are so limp.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 12:56 PM (Bmy3R)

259 It is far far beyond hopeless, just another word or concept that has completely lost any meaning, but of course CRT is not "Marxist", any more than the wishbone offense or the use of gang mapping software in counter-insurgency actions are "Marxist". The concepts (both fake) are entirely different and separate, and just observing that one uses class and another race as their sorting principle does not make them the same thing, at all.

But Marxists are using CRT as a vehicle. The intellectual underpinnings of the latter - such as they are - are irrelevant to that purpose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2021 12:56 PM (G6Pml)

260 Bus had Washington plates. DDG'd the name Geo Transport and they have exactly 1 truck, formed in Boca Raton, FL Nov 6, 2007.
Posted by: DanMan


CIA front like Air America.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:56 PM (RdIBt)

261 "Maybe he's deaf"

The tracks vibrate, trust me on this one.

Posted by: Turkish Megyn McArdle at August 05, 2021 12:56 PM (49Exr)

262 If it identifies capitalism as a villain, then it's Marxist in my book

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (sJHOI)

263 Patches O'Houllihan >>> Patches McInbred

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (dfRN6)

264 Aursonline.com freaked me out just now. But then i read the Home and About tabs. It has some great BS about the founders and funding. Then underneath it says it is a satirical site for one of the CA gov candidates.
Thankfully, for now, because you know it is coming.

Posted by: Sassy at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (xSICi)

265 Did they figure out how it happened or were they stumped?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


They almost had it but they kept coming up short.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RdIBt)


Ain't that a kick. You'd think the presence of the rail car would have given them a leg up on investigating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (wAnMi)

266 On Page 513, the Infrastructure Bill says that the Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles, light trucks, and medium- and heavy-duty trucks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (yrol0)

267 But, as Jordan Peterson points out, when you take dividing people by groups far enough, you end up with the individual as the ultimate minority.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2021 12:45 PM (oHd/

Which I guess could be an issue for them if they cared about minorities?

But honestly they're not dividing us, per se, they're grouping us. Into classes. Hence "class warfare". The grouping merely has the *effect* of dividing us.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (Lic/8)

268 cont
can anybody detail the logistics of a company formed in Boca Raton, FL registered in Washington state, carrying a single passenger 250 miles along the Texas coastal bend with 2 tons of A/C running the entire time it was parked fueling up?

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (RusNE)

269 I've seen Sup stop and pick people up in other comics so he knows HOW to do it, he just didn't WANT to do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

270 250 Napoleon's Bday is Sunday week

ask me how I know this ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (YK4Qh)

Its JJs too!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (yrol0)

271 I hope the mechanics that maintain AF1 and the various helicopters are chosen for the sake of equity not competence...

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (uUDKV)

272 The tracks vibrate, trust me on this one.
Posted by: Turkish Megyn McArdle


Like a Sybian, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (RdIBt)

273 >>AFL-CIO backing vaccine requirement for workers


Of course. Just like they supported Biden despite knowing he would shutdown the Keystone pipeline and implement other union job-killing policies. The union does not care about its members, just power. I am sure they'll be rewarded for not challenging Biden's vax policy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

274 Ain't that a kick. You'd think the presence of the rail car would have given them a leg up on investigating.

Posted by:Clutch Cargo
I heard he is now 2 feet shorter

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 05, 2021 12:59 PM (k/TB6)

275
You never see Rubio support Gov Desantis or support the residents of Florida.

In fact, Rubio showed more support for Cubans in cuba in the last 18 months than he has for Floridians.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2021 12:59 PM (w27jK)

276 A superman triple-shot...

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (mZUr4)

**cough**
Posted by: Five For Fighting at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)


Sheesh! That's even too milquetoast for me -- and I enjoy yacht rock sometimes!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 01:00 PM (mZUr4)

277 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (wAnMi)

The fake head thing was "Binaural" recording. Lou Reed used it as well during that time-frame.

JANE's "Fire, Water, Earth and Air" album sure has its share of cheese, but it's good cheese! Their live album "At Home-Live" is the true JANE shit in my book, though. Just a fantastic album start to finish, and loads of "new" material so it wasn't just an albums-rehash.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2021 01:00 PM (Bmy3R)

278
Cocksucker Rubio ran to Fox News to cry about Cubans last month. When did he ever do that for Floridians?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2021 01:00 PM (w27jK)

279 I am sorry for Richard Trumpka's family and friends. If they are at all religious, I hope they find comfort and strength in their faith and the support of loved ones. However, the union members will get someone equally left wing to become the new AFL-CIO head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2021 01:00 PM (k39e/)

280 Trump would show clips of Biden eating things off his chin. Would DeSantis? Would any of the respected GOP sink to such depths?

Because the Left sure as shit would do it to our guy before we even had time to think about it.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (Lic/8)

281 "Like a Sybian, huh?"

You're going to get somebody fired, googling new words.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (Ectld)

282 >>>She'd better not turn around and lean against the railing, or she'll fall down the cliff.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (ZsR3z)
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They are so out of balance they can't walk well at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (dtGRk)

283 Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles,
Dems, always helping the poor aren't they?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (r+sAi)

284 Memes are to be taken as representing life as it actually is?
That cartoon boiler is going to blow!!!!
Superman, fake hero
Soldiers, real heroes

Posted by: Snoopy at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (LilNs)

285 >>The fake head thing was "Binaural" recording. Lou Reed used it as well during that time-frame.


Didn't help.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (OqMmE)

286 Put 'em in a pool and they sink.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (dtGRk)

287 212 >>I had a friend that did that through a sliding glass door. Except not on purpose.

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I went through the plexiglas lower of a screen door as a kid. I thought I heard the ice cream truck. Turned out it was a wind chime. I had some chunks of plexiglas in me, but my mom was a nurse (and she was pissed at me) so no ER for me.

The nickname I earned that day that has stuck for decades.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (VJsqe)

288 I had that equity thing figured out. Everyone wears the same clothing. Then I give everyone the same diet so they are all equally starved. That means everyone looks alike. Easy to spot troublemakers that way.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (aAP3z)

289 To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess
of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman
reentering the workforce.


Had a buddy back in CT who was a workforce mentor. He died of a heart attack on top of a stripper who was not is wife. Some people tried to convince everyone that he was mentoring her and just happened to have a heart attack tutoring her to get back in the work force.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (JUOKG)

290 " take dividing people by groups far enough, you end up with the individual as the ultimate minority."


I'm still demanding my reparations for "Families that left Germany to escape being used as cannon fodder". We must unite ... maybe start burning some cities? Germany owes us.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (Cus5s)

291 accidentally drops his play thingy in the salad.

"Play Thingy"? What? Are you a Valley Girl troll?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (k39e/)

292 The only such system ever discovered is a market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Jsjd7)

And history repeats itself. The only way to reach the insanity of postmodernism and intersectionality is to go through free markets first. Otherwise society will never be rich enough to entertain its own destruction.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (Q9lwr)

293 A superman triple-shot...

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 12:46 PM (mZUr4)

**cough**
Posted by: Five For Fighting at August 05, 2021 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)


What, no love for "Jimmy Olsen's Blues?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (2JVJo)

294 "Is there some reason Superman didn't just fly in and move the boy off the track?"

Posted by: Turkish Lucifer
-

I could have handled this.

Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at August 05, 2021 01:03 PM (vOGqy)

295
And related to that: Twitchy thinks that Ibram X. Khendi's generous offer to donate a full†forty minutes (!!!)†of his time for a cause he's promoting is†hilarious, and I agree.

________

Second prize is a full hour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2021 01:03 PM (ap5uJ)

296 AFL-CIO backing vaccine requirement for workers

Of course. Just like they supported Biden despite knowing he would shutdown the Keystone pipeline and implement other union job-killing policies. The union does not care about its members, just power. I am sure they'll be rewarded for not challenging Biden's vax policy.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 12:58 PM (bDqIh)


but with his death, it should shake a few people up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 01:03 PM (2o90I)

297 Geez. I snorted out loud. Now everyone around me is looking.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:54 PM (RdIBt)
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I feel ya, my guy...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (ePZfA)

298 Same, Fenelon. support for the family, but that is it for me.

he was a bad man

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (2o90I)

299 266 On Page 513, the Infrastructure Bill says that the Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles, light trucks, and medium- and heavy-duty trucks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (yrol0)


Does the bill instruct the Secretary what data or official predictions* the user-fees shall be based on, or is the Secretary free to determine the fees by throwing a dart at a board marked with fees from 10-cents per-mile to 10 dollars per-mile?

*Pete Buttplug over at Transportation probably has authority somewhere in the same bill to predict next-year's per-mile road construction and maintenance costs using his own special dartboard, if he wants.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (AMIL/)

300 How bout we just start calling him Henry Rogers, his real name, rather than his non-de-guerre Ibrahim ??

You know, the way they call someone else Drumpf.

Posted by: mercury at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (l7rT0)

301 driver asked me why I was taking pictures. I asked if he was transporting illegals. He was agitated but jumped out and declared he had ONE federal passenger he was transporting from Houston to Corpus.

Bus had Washington plates. DDG'd the name Geo Transport and they have exactly 1 truck, formed in Boca Raton, FL Nov 6, 2007.
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RusNE)

An entire bus just to transport one person?? Did you point out to the driver the enormous carbon footprint of this trip?

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (BvNzB)

302 >> Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles,


That sounds like a regressive tax -- aren;t we told by Democrats/the Left that those are disproportionally harmful to the poor?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

303 Seinfeld used to do a bit about this" Hey Superman, thanks for saving me and all but did you have to come through the wall? I'm going to lose my deposit"

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (uUDKV)

304 IIRC, Official First Buddy Vernon Jordan, when asked why he met with Monica Lewinsky to find her a job outside of DC, said that it was his habit to mentor young people.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 05, 2021 01:05 PM (BMmaB)

305 What, no love for "Jimmy Olsen's Blues?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (2JVJo)


Nice addition, MP4!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 01:05 PM (mZUr4)

306 there's nothing Whiter than the English peerage. So of course Kendi jumps at the chance to call his good pal Megan Markle by her White Oppressor title.
Seriously, these are weapons grade knuckleheads.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2021 01:05 PM (DJFLF)

307 If it is the color of my body that is in of itself the problem it seems like there's really only one way for these leftists to fix that. Their "me" problem is really an existential problem requiring as a solution the end of my existence.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2021 01:05 PM (2xiYd)

308
I think they're about to spin The Wheel Of Gaslight soon to pivot to another fake issue. Maybe Syria will use chemical weapons. Maybe a fbi mass shooting. Maybe a cop will kill a black man.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2021 01:05 PM (w27jK)

309 Kid in my dorm back in college bought an air pistol and liked to shoot at the large window at the pizza place across the street.

We went to eat there one day and saw some of the holes he was putting in it. The next evening, we just happened to be sitting on the window ledge BS'ing when a friend of one of the workers walked up and knocked on the glass to get their attention.

The window exploded......The kids ran away rather quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Had a buddy back in CT who was a workforce mentor. He died of a heart attack on top of a stripper who was not is wife. Some people tried to convince everyone that he was mentoring her and just happened to have a heart attack tutoring her to get back in the work force.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 05, 2021 01:02 PM (JUOKG)[.i]

"Mentor." Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at August 05, 2021 01:06 PM (2JVJo)

311 "If it is the color of my body that is in of itself the problem it seems like there's really only one way for these leftists to fix that. Their "me" problem is really an existential problem requiring as a solution the end of my existence."

Source: South Africa

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 01:06 PM (Ectld)

312 The nickname I earned that day that has stuck for decades.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:01 PM (VJsqe)
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I always wondered what 496 meant.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 05, 2021 01:07 PM (ePZfA)

313 Maybe he fell on her after he got out of the shower. Million to one shot....

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 01:07 PM (uUDKV)

314 But I would think that some members of the AFL-CIO would baulk (sp?) at mandatory vaccine jabs and wouldn't be polite about it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (k39e/)

315 (Reuters) - Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery, the Financial Times
reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

316 A Subpoena Would Reveal That the Biden Administration Is "Intimately Involved With Critical Race Theory

Subpoena schameena; we don't need no freakin' subpoena.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (Ybhj0)

317 "The concepts (both fake) are entirely different and separate, and just observing that one uses class and another race as their sorting principle does not make them the same thing, at all."

Unless the Marxist switched tactics and began using racial division instead of class division because they got more traction out of that.

BLM is a Marxist front group intended to destabilize the West, not promote Marxism. Because their ideas can't compete in a honest head to head match up.

Postmodernism and NeoMarxism are not natural allies, one has hijacked the other for it's own purposes:
https://tinyurl.com/y5rc7raa

Stalking horse
"A stalking horse is a figure used to test a concept or mount a challenge on behalf of an anonymous third party."

Posted by: Turkish Megyn McArdle at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (49Exr)

318 On Page 513, the Infrastructure Bill says that the Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles, light trucks, and medium- and heavy-duty trucks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM


Harley-Davidson gonna triumph again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (a3Q+t)

319 The window exploded......The kids ran away rather quickly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Totally unrelated, but I saw a show about a Chinese monk that could throw a needle through a sheet of glass without breaking it.

His Kung Fu was stronk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (UuD2k)

320 "An entire bus just to transport one person?? Did you point out to the driver the enormous carbon footprint of this trip?"

Driver was very upset I took his picture. I just don't see the logistics. One guy could be carried in a caged Explorer by HPD for 1/100th of the cost of that rig.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (RusNE)

321 "Child abuse imagery" ? What, like making them wear Crocs?

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (uUDKV)

322 I haven't seen any mention of the drummer for The Offspring getting the boot because he won't get vaxxed. Kicker: he already had wuflu and recovered.

That's his side of the story.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (uhPTO)

323 there's nothing Whiter than the English peerage

Beg to differ. I've been to a lacrosse team party at a Chick Fil A in the suburbs.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (mZUr4)

324 driver asked me why I was taking pictures. I asked if he was transporting illegals. He was agitated but jumped out and declared he had ONE federal passenger he was transporting from Houston to Corpus.

Bus had Washington plates. DDG'd the name Geo Transport and they have exactly 1 truck, formed in Boca Raton, FL Nov 6, 2007.
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RusNE)

An entire bus just to transport one person?? Did you point out to the driver the enormous carbon footprint of this trip?
Posted by: Eat the Eloi


Hunter was going for another coke pick up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (RdIBt)

325 And what will Apple "collect" while scanning for this imagery? Because just like BLM, you know that's the cover, right?

I mean you're not for CHILD ABUSE are you?

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (Lic/8)

326 315 (Reuters) - Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery, the Financial Times
reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

Why? Don't they already know who all the democrats are?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (UuD2k)

327 496 is just the # of the 1st comment I ever made here. I wasn't clever enough to come up with anything good.

The nickname was close to, but not exactly, what Archie called Edith. It also describes the sounds I thought I was hearing. Sometimes a winner hears multiples of this sound... Unfortunately, I was not a winner that day.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (VJsqe)

328 A Subpoena Would Reveal That the Biden Administration Is...

Yeah, that'll work. I mean, whoever heard of a lawyer lying?

IT'S LITERALLY OUR PROFESSION

Posted by: Dems, The Party of Lawyers at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (l0Lgi)

329 315 (Reuters) - Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery, the Financial Times
reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

Breaking news: The FBI has signed a massive new deal to outfit its agents and informants with Android devices.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (KbCG3)

330 Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery


That's hot...

Posted by: Tim Cook at August 05, 2021 01:11 PM (l0Lgi)

331 496 is just the # of the 1st comment I ever made here. I wasn't clever enough to come up with anything good. ...
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (VJsqe)
++++
Must've been a raucous thread. Most of em didn't get that high, and even now it's somewhat unusual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)

332 On Page 513, the Infrastructure Bill says that the Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles, light trucks, and medium- and heavy-duty trucks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM

And on Page 514 it exempts Congress from the tax.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:11 PM (Lic/8)

333 >>Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery


Translation: Apple admits they scanning and datamining all of your photos, sells is as a Pedo prevention tool!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 01:12 PM (bDqIh)

334 So like the breathalyzer in all cars, Apple will need to scan ALL of your images. For safety, you understand. We're all in this together, aren't you citizen?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 01:12 PM (95YDO)

335 496 is just the # of the 1st comment I ever made here. I wasn't clever enough to come up with anything good. ...
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM (VJsqe)

The creativity of some people is just sorely lacking.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:12 PM (Lic/8)

336 Geez. I snorted out loud. Now everyone around me is looking.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2021 12:54 PM


Cough a couple of times, then say to no one in particular "Allergies."

Posted by: HordeSource, your OneStopShop for advice at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (a3Q+t)

337 >> "Child abuse imagery" ?


Trans Kids

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (OwROF)

338 302 >> Secretary of the Treasury shall establish, on an annual basis, per-mile user fees for passenger motor vehicles,


That sounds like a regressive tax -- aren;t we told by Democrats/the Left that those are disproportionally harmful to the poor?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2021 01:04 PM (bDqIh)


I wonder what the plan is to collect those fees? What compassionate-sounding tricks will they use to exempt 'the poor and the disadvantaged'? (I'll rent a vehicle from someone who's exempted, for most of my miles, and give him 10 percent of what I'd be charged if using my vehicle!)

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

339 hmm How Could Conservative Pockets Break Away From The Liberal Local Governments That Control Them? A State-By-State Guide
Each locality presents its own unique intricacies and challenges.
Some conservative areas are looking to extricate themselves from the liberal city and county governments that run them, but they face a looming question of how to pull off that declaration of independence. Earlier this week, The Daily Wire highlighted some of the areas that successfully declared independence as well as some that tried but failed to break away. The process of seceding or incorporating to form a new city varies widely from state to state given the idiosyncrasies of local laws, but some requirements appear frequently across different states. Most states require some form of election on the issue, according to a summary of municipal incorporation procedures by the Carl Vinson Institute of Government.
In Arizona, however, residents can incorporate through a petition without an election. Two-thirds of registered voters in the area must sign a petition stating they are in favor of forming a new city, and the petition is sent to the county board of supervisors
-dailywire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (2o90I)

340 >I haven't seen any mention of the drummer for The Offspring getting the boot because he won't get vaxxed. Kicker: he already had wuflu and recovered.

That's his side of the story.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (uhPTO)

So punk

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (DXFDM)

341 We'll also need to verify the contents of your mp3 folders to make sure there are no audio recordings of human trafficking. Same as your movie folders, especially that one labelled "MAKEMKV"

For safety.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 01:13 PM (95YDO)

342 Find out what brand new tech Apple is "leveraging" to prevent child abuse and you will find out a lot.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (Lic/8)

343 The creativity of some people is just sorely lacking.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:12 PM (Lic/
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Heh. Yeah, I've thought about using something else, but I haven't found the official forms I'd need to fill out (in triplicate) to effect the change, so here I am.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (VJsqe)

344 >(Reuters) - Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery, the Financial Times
reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

Why, so they can make life easier for the FBI to get their jollies?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (DXFDM)

345 I haven't seen any mention of the drummer for The Offspring getting the boot because he won't get vaxxed. Kicker: he already had wuflu and recovered.


I didn't know they were still a band until that story came up. Therefore, it's pretty irrelevant to me.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

346 496 is just the # of the 1st comment I ever made here. I wasn't clever enough to come up with anything good. ...
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM


404 was my first comment.

Posted by: File Not Found at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (a3Q+t)

347 The drummer was kicked out of the band because he wouldn't conform to what the government demanded him to do?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - facebook and factcheck dot org vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (95YDO)

348 (Reuters) - Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S. iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery

It will also plant imagery, if necessary, from our vast collection.

Posted by: The FBI at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (CTJwJ)

349 Hmmph. Not all capes wear heroes.

Posted by: Cape Being at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (1IX05)

350 Totally unrelated, but I saw a show about a Chinese monk that could throw a needle through a sheet of glass without breaking it.

His Kung Fu was stronk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (UuD2k)


Glass is just slow-moving liquid, so I could see that being done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)

351 driver asked me why I was taking pictures. I asked if he was transporting illegals. He was agitated but jumped out and declared he had ONE federal passenger he was transporting from Houston to Corpus.

Bus had Washington plates. DDG'd the name Geo Transport and they have exactly 1 truck, formed in Boca Raton, FL Nov 6, 2007.
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2021 12:55 PM (RusNE)
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What can I say? I do love Buccee's. Dembe is always a sucker for those pulled-pork sandwiches, but to me, nothing captures the nostalgia and promise of a modern day road trip like a large cellophane bag of Beaver Nuggets. I must say, that cashier bears a striking resemblance to a young lady I had the pleasure of spending the weekend with in Sicily...*rambles on aimlessly*

Posted by: Raymond Reddington at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (ePZfA)

352 BuT aPpLe CaReS aBoUt YoUr PrIvAcY!!

Yeah, any Apple simps can now shove that one right up their ass.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (DXFDM)

353 Apple Inc is planning to install a software on U.S.
iPhones that will scan for child abuse imagery, the Financial Times
reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2021 01:08 PM (RHGPo)


Hollywood is furiously deleting all of their selfie porn as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

354 "Translation: Apple admits they scanning and datamining all of your photos, sells is as a Pedo prevention tool!"

Thank God they are cracking down. It's for the children.

Meanwhile, a female co-worker somehow found a pic on Twitter of some guy raping a three year old and the pic had been up for a month. She reported it, called the FBI and everything and Twitter was like "Yeah, we'll see what we can do about it..." It was up for a day.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 01:16 PM (Ectld)

355 I'm not sure if it's been talked about here, but there is a story about an Olympic runner from Belarus who had to ask Japanese authorities to help her get away from her coaches, because she is labeled a dissident. Sounds disturbingly close to where we're headed.

https://is.gd/wsg37o

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 05, 2021 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)

356 Until someone starts addressing the abuse and neglect present in homes, the things that REALLY cause most of the harm to humans, I don't want to hear anything about systemic racism or anything else.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2021 01:16 PM (YV6PJ)

357 350 Totally unrelated, but I saw a show about a Chinese monk that could throw a needle through a sheet of glass without breaking it.

His Kung Fu was stronk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (UuD2k)

Glass is just slow-moving liquid, so I could see that being done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)
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I can't remember which, but either Smarter Every Day or Slo-Mo Guys on YouTube did a video on this.

It was awesome.

Posted by: reason at August 05, 2021 01:16 PM (ePZfA)

358 496 is just the # of the 1st comment I ever made here. I wasn't clever enough to come up with anything good. ...
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:10 PM


What nic did you use to post what became #496?

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (AMIL/)

359 These U.S. Neighborhoods Declared Independence From Towns Or Counties That Ignored Them, Breaking Off Into New Cities They Run Their Way
When residents became fed up with their local government, they seceded.

Another area near Atlanta, the city of Sandy Springs, succeeded in incorporating independently in 2005 after fighting Atlanta's attempts to annex it for 35 years. The new city established its own police and fire departments and in a particularly unusual move hired several private firms to provide most other city services. Since then, Sandy Springs has enjoyed a population boom.

In 2019, residents of an affluent suburb of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, voted to secede from their local government and establish the new city of St. George, which will become the fifth-largest city in Louisiana upon incorporation. The new city will not be completely severed from the Baton Rouge local government, but it will have its own mayor.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (2o90I)

360 Stupid question which is sort of OT...

Now that Biden has decided to ignore the Constitution, and go with the Rent Moratorium, how comes there isn't a constant chyron at the bottom of our TV screens declaring that the nation is in a 'Constitutional Crisis?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (3D/fK)

361 She refused to go home is what I read a few days ago.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (uUDKV)

362 "Until someone starts addressing the abuse and neglect present in homes,"

The worst part of divorce culture is women bringing a string of strange men into their homes. You're basically asking to get your kids abused under those conditions.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (Ectld)

363 Heh. Yeah, I've thought about using something else, but I haven't found the official forms I'd need to fill out (in triplicate) to effect the change, so here I am.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:14 PM (VJsqe)


There's a fella around these parts who calls himself Miklos --- he knows how to expedite matters!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (mZUr4)

364
Glass is just slow-moving liquid, so I could see that being done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)


https://youtu.be/aRdJ0T-vEno

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

365 What nic did you use to post what became #496?
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (AMIL/)

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The thread was moving pretty slow by that point. I guessed I'd be 496 and I was right.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (VJsqe)

366 "To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce."

What's funny is that that Megyn is already being reamed by feminists because "it's dehumanizing to suggest women need mentoring" or something.

The guillotine is hungry and must be fed.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (49Exr)

367 Nood St Fauci

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (uUDKV)

368 I can't remember which, but either Smarter Every Day or Slo-Mo Guys on YouTube did a video on this.

It was awesome.
Posted by: reason at August 05, 2021 01:16 PM (ePZfA)

Pretty sure it was slow mo guys

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2021 01:18 PM (Lic/8)

369 >>> Totally unrelated, but I saw a show about a Chinese monk that could throw a needle through a sheet of glass without breaking it.

His Kung Fu was stronk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2021 01:09 PM (UuD2k)

Glass is just slow-moving liquid, so I could see that being done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)

The slow needle penetrates the glass Paul.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 05, 2021 01:19 PM (2xiYd)

370 CRT
Caucasian
Rectal
Torture

Posted by: WSMS at August 05, 2021 01:20 PM (Ur7LF)

371 352 BuT aPpLe CaReS aBoUt YoUr PrIvAcY!!

Yeah, any Apple simps can now shove that one right up their ass.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 05, 2021 01:15 PM (DXFDM)
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NEXT: Apple partnering with the makers of ColoGard to provide automated warnings about gastrointestinal polyps.

Posted by: reason at August 05, 2021 01:20 PM (ePZfA)

372 323 there's nothing Whiter than the English peerage

Beg to differ. I've been to a lacrosse team party at a Chick Fil A in the suburbs.
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Mayonnaise and Schnitzel are good. You have to pound and batter the schnitzel before frying.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 05, 2021 01:20 PM (/MaDp)

373 "The only way to reach the insanity of postmodernism and intersectionality is to go through free markets first. Otherwise society will never be rich enough to entertain its own destruction."

Yes, Wokedom is a luxury good.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 01:22 PM (49Exr)

374 Far-right extremists.
Ultra-conservative.
Disinformation.
Authoritarian.

Same old communist claptrap. What grieves me are the people that believe the propaganda.

Posted by: Flyover at August 05, 2021 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

375 What nic did you use to post what became #496?
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2021 01:17 PM (AMIL/)

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"remy lace wigs"

Posted by: reason at August 05, 2021 01:23 PM (ePZfA)

376 "The only way to reach the insanity of postmodernism
and intersectionality is to go through free markets first. Otherwise
society will never be rich enough to entertain its own destruction."
Yes, Wokedom is a luxury good. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 01:22 PM (49Exr)

Not that long ago, I posted a few times on this here blog that the weirdos should be celebrated, because they are confirmation that we are affluent enough to be able to afford such trivialities. I don't believe that any more.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 05, 2021 01:25 PM (BMmaB)

377 All we have to do is have more fun than them. And live.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 05, 2021 01:27 PM (qoz/n)

378 262 If it identifies capitalism as a villain, then it's Marxist in my book
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 05, 2021 12:57 PM (sJHOI)
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Yep. An excellent litmus test.

Anyone who does the "oppressor/oppressee" shuffle is also a Marxist, even if he doesn't know it. That crap came straight from the stable floor Lenin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2021 01:31 PM (fSRlj)

379 Pointman wrote an article 7 years ago that nails this:

"...When that happens, all you've got left is to attack them for threatening your theory with real world data. That's the terminal madness, the final naked abandonment of any lingering threadbare pretense of being a scientist. Go after the man, and simply ignore whatever it is he's saying. Threaten him, destroy him, eviscerate him, smash him down into the ground, stamp on his face and somehow all will be well again."

The Age of Unenlightnement
https://tinyurl.com/2xbp6zcb

Interesting how the same tactics of the Climate Doom Cult are being used to suppress criticism re Covid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 01:46 PM (49Exr)

380 sry wrong thread

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 05, 2021 01:47 PM (49Exr)

381 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2021 02:13 PM (ZgDih)

382 CRT is Brainwashing/Indoctrination by Big Brother

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 05, 2021 06:49 PM (wGqjj)

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