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inflationarydeathspiral.png

US household debt hits record $15 trillion.

Yeah this is all sustainable, right?

A female ESPN sports writer -- really, more of a political writer, it seems -- is just bewildered why anyone wouldn't like St. Megan Rapinoe.

Missouri's governor has issued full pardons to the McCloskey's, bringing Soros Lawyer Kim Gardner's political persecution of them to an end.

Well -- it should bring it to an end. I have a feeling Gardner will confabulate new charges for... something.


Parson, a Republican, on Friday pardoned Mark McCloskey, who pleaded guilty in June to misdemeanor fourth-degree assault and was fined $750, and Patricia McCloskey, who pleaded guilty to misdemeanor harassment and was fined $2,000.

"Mark McCloskey has publicly stated that if he were involved in the same situation, he would have the exact same conduct," the McCloskeys' lawyer Joel Schwartz said Tuesday. "He believes that the pardon vindicates that conduct."

Congresspyrsyn Cori Bush, who was one of the illegal trespassers on the McCloskey's property, seemed to threaten the couple, vowing "Mark McCloskey is an absolute liar. He has spat on my name. And because of that, his day will come."

That's ominous coming from someone allied with the murderous, riotous domestic terrorist organization. By which I mean the Democrat-Media Conspiracy.

And then she did this:

Waiting on the obligatory vouching from Andrew McCarthy.

An FBI supervisory special agent based in Louisiana allegedly exposed himself to multiple children and molested one child in a period from 2018 to 2019, and the alleged crimes took place in Florida, Louisiana, and Texas, according to a Smith County affidavit.

The suspect in the case is David Lee Harris, 51. Of Prairieville, Louisiana. A previous story by WAFB said the allegations involve underage girls.

During a previous court hearing, prosecutors said Harris threatened at least one of the victims if she said anything.

In Smith County, Harris, an FBI special supervisory agent, has been charged with third-degree felony indecent exposure.

I'm sure this is all perfectly innocent and not creepy at all:

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CBS:

Amazon is offering store credit in exchange for customers submitting a digital scan of their palm, according to a report. The ecommerce company in 2020 introduced biometric palm print scanners in some of its brick-and-mortar stores, allowing registered shoppers to pay for goods by waving their hand over the devices.

To promote the payment technology and encourage more people to start using it, dubbed Amazon One, Amazon is offering $10 in promotional credit to anyone who registers a biometric print of their palm at a store, according to a promotional flyer first spotted by Tech Crunch. After registering for the system, users receive Amazon One IDs that include their palm signature, a credit card or other payment data, and other contact information, the tech industry news site reported.

Admittedly, that's kind of neat, but we have forfeited more and more of our privacy, and then our freedom, for the sake of convenience, "free" apps, and "neat" little things.

@JackPosobiec

The Atlantic is now advocating for the unvaccinated to be placed on the No Fly List

Psaki deflects about Biden's own past history of sexual harrassment/sexual assault, claiming it was "heavily litigated" during the campaign.

That's the Hillary Clinton technique of saying "All of these questions have been answered," when in fact they haven't been answered, and have barely even been asked, at least not by the leftist propaganda media.

My memory is that they begrudgingly mentioned Tara Reade's well-substantiated allegations and then "moved on," as they used to say under Bill Clinton.

There was no reason to dismiss her claims -- but they did so anyway.

And they never addressed his constant pawing at children, including at the breasts of 13 year old girls.

Democrats, the Holy Ones:

Jeff Goldstein is based:

LOL:

Unionize, my downtrodden brothers! Unionize, and cast off your shackles, and hang your masters from tall trees!

Head-on collision of two trains in Czechia (Czech Republic) leaves three dead and dozens injured.




Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




Comments

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1 just bewildered why anyone wouldn't like St. Megan Rapinoe.

I believe proper saint-naming convention would be:

St. Megan of Rapinoe

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (DJFLF)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (V6f9+)

3 damn, I really shouldn't have read the content....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (V6f9+)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (kgZr/)

5 Just kidding, the content is Stronk. Like Bull.

Only centered...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (V6f9+)

6 I knew I would get willowed, so putting it up again...

Newsome is probably in big trouble in the recall. He (and Pelosi) made a big tactical mistake and didn't allow a named Democrat onto the ballot. So if he loses the recall there is no place for the loyal Democrats to place their vote for a replacement.

There are districts in CA where Biden is popular, but Yes on recall is winning by 10 points.

Turns out Willie Brown is probably the smartest politician in the state, he said this was a big mistake doing it this way but was overruled.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (5p7BC)

7
Why isn't MEAT on that screencap?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (0MoWj)

8
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (V6f9+)

9
btw, Guns n' Roses' cover of Live And Let Live is better than Wings'.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (0MoWj)

10 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (guGkK)

11 I predict gasoline at $6.00 average nationally before this is over.

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (8SSHh)

12 High Speed Rail!

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

13 In Smith County, Harris, an FBI special supervisory agent, has been charged with third-degree felony indecent exposure.

That's Special Supervisory Ham and Egger to you, sir!

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (DJFLF)

14 that Rapinoe-Bidete pic though

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:37 PM (DJFLF)

15 I predict gasoline at $6.00 average nationally before this is over.
Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (8SSHh)
.........

I paid $4.77 yesterday.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

16 Here we go again....

Posted by: The Paolo at August 04, 2021 05:37 PM (V13WU)

17 From the prior thread on great music bands: London Boys, anyone???

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 05:37 PM (2sCft)

18 Purple Plugs!

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

19 Centered!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (H3XYS)

20 Head-on collision of two trains in Czechia (Czech Republic) leaves three dead and dozens injured.


I figured he'd swerve first.

Posted by: Czech Engineer No. 2 at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (guGkK)

21 You know the GOPe who won't say anything about the unconstitutional power grab of private property?


We need them to win in 22 cuz?

Posted by: LOLGF at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (Xd3/g)

22
Reminder: In the early Spring of 2020 when it was apparent that ALL the Democrats were unpopular, they Media pushed for a Cuomo/Fauci "dream ticket."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (0MoWj)

23 It's pretty bad when a cocksucking dementia patient looks younger than a thirty-something angry, ungrateful, privileged lesbian.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (iydjf)

24 Holy shit, Glenn Sockpuppet for the fatality!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (DXFDM)

25 Being in the middle means being run over by both sides.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (GuMjT)

26 /drops sexual libertine sock

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (V13WU)

27 1
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Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)

28 Gets here in time to be 3rd and reads the content.

Posted by: Igotnothing at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (vW8Mk)

29 McCloskey is running for Senator in MO

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (AwPyG)

30 that's a sick Greenwald to Goldberg burn there

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (DJFLF)

31
@JackPosobiec
The Atlantic is now advocating for the unvaccinated to be placed on the No Fly List


I predicted this a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (0MoWj)

32 Glenn Greenwald is a Russian stooge, but when he's right, he's right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (LvTSG)

33 From her avatar I believe Katie Barnes plays for the that same team as Rapinoe. And I don't mean soccer.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (z0CLa)

34 Congresspyrsyn Cori Bush, who was one of the illegal trespassers on the McCloskey's property, seemed to threaten the couple, vowing "Mark McCloskey is an absolute liar. He has spat on my name.

Um, Cori, that wasn't Mark McCloskey. That was me. /spits

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (rKWLQ)

35
Indeed, I told you that the "No Fly List" will be used against us for a variety of whimsical reasons.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (0MoWj)

36 If Amazon were to add a another zero or two, I'd send in my palm print, so long as my fingerprints weren't included.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (/4vtq)

37 The lesson is more workout not more political.
When politics are your main goal stay out of sports

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)

38 fascism

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (V13WU)

39 Freeze frame! I mean, Centerfold!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (mZUr4)

40 37 Kaperdick could have told you

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (Cxk7w)

41 Right down the middle.

Posted by: dantesed at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (88xKn)

42 The GOP campaign ads re: Item 1?

You'll find them next to "Conservative Principles and Hills the GOP will Die Upon"

All out? Empty?

Well, can I interest you in another round of "Tax Cuts for Corporations?" Maybe some more "Free Speech is only for Google?"

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (jIL4c)

43 well how about that, I just now noticed my Firstie!

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (DJFLF)

44 >We need them to win in 22 cuz?
Posted by: LOLGF at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (Xd3/g)

Because you don't wanna be some sort of Commie, do you?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (DXFDM)

45
And it won't stop at No Fly Lists.

--No Car Registration List
--No Water List
--No Electricity List

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (0MoWj)

46 Are you slacking over there, Skiperoo old buddy?

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (DJFLF)

47 @6

I like your optimism, but there's no way on god's green earth that Pelosi (who is Newsom's aunt in law) will allow him to be recalled, and set a precedent across the country.

These people had no problem stealing a presidential election; this would be a can of corn.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (AwPyG)

48 ( . ) ( . )

********

Why are your beady eyes looking at me?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (hQVBP)

49 Stuck in the Middle with You

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (n+4am)

50 "That was heavily litigated during the campaign."
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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "litigated" imply actual "litigation," i.e. judicial proceedings?

I haven't yet received my NewSpeak dictionary, so I may be a little behind the avant garde.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (rKWLQ)

51 Ham and Egger shows his sausage.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

52 And it won't stop at No Fly Lists.

--No Car Registration List
--No Water List
--No Electricity List
====

Soon to be No Oxygen List

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (iydjf)

53 Goldberg got owned by Greenwald

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (M+Lyo)

54 Willowed, but here is the link to the FLCCC I-MASK covid prophylaxis protocol. On their main page is a link to doctors who do telemedicine visits and prescribe ivermectin.

https://tinyurl.com/f9de6dwx

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (YkawN)

55
I suggest we call it the "Democrat Insurrection At The McCloskey Residence."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (0MoWj)

56 I predict gasoline at $6.00 average nationally before this is over.
Posted by: Javems


Just GREAT! Planning on 2000 mi. trek to the TxMoMe...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (r1z5A)

57 Now correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't "litigated" imply actual "litigation," i.e. judicial proceedings?

I haven't yet received my NewSpeak dictionary, so I may be a little behind the avant garde.
====

Sshhh...she's trying to sound smart.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (iydjf)

58 How much will Amazon give for a Xerox of a butt print?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (rKWLQ)

59 Someone should have told name those times, and a accusations denied by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry doesn't count as "litigation ".

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

60 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (rKWLQ)

I was taking a msg for the boss the other day and the other caller actually said he would "circle back"

Just for that I tore up the note

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (DJFLF)

61 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.

Posted by: dantesed at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (88xKn)

62
Send Amazon your cat's paw print, and collect your 10 smackeroos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (n+4am)

63 Toobin sent his palm print but it was too hairy to see.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

64
"That was heavily litigated during the campaign."

Another way of saying "it was debunked."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (0MoWj)

65 Sshhh...she's trying to sound smart.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (iydjf)
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Try harder, Jen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (rKWLQ)

66 That Jonah tweet is a joke, right?

I mean - a grown man, author, political commentator and member of National Review wouldn't do a third-rate cheesy ripoff of Andy Rooney's "you know what cracks my nuts?" schtick, would he?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)

67 These people had no problem stealing a presidential election; this would be a can of corn. Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:42 PM (AwPyG)

Agreed. I'm confident the fix is already in. The mail-in ballots alone should cover it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (BMmaB)

68 Speaking of heavily litigated:

If you haven't watched it in awhile go pull up the YouTube of Audacity of Grope.

Actually I'm surprised it comes up immediately and hasn't been buried. What was buried was Biden's credible finger rape.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2DOZq)

69 I dont wish ill on anyone, but when I do, I wish ill on Jonah Soytits.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In The World at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (hQVBP)

70 Something to watch is what the FDA does with the vaccines. Because as people were pointing out yesterday, the law clearly states that no one can be mandated to take the "emergency" non-approved vaccine.

So the admin is saying it "will be approved" by September, which is when all these mandates will go into effect.

But vaccines typically take 10 years or more before they are approved by the FDA. It will be interesting to see what they do.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (AwPyG)

71 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.
=====

Hell, I can't stand the bitch!

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (iydjf)

72
Soccer's clearly not working out. Rapinoe might have a future in midget tossing. People would pay to see that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (1ozm3)

73 LOL:


Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM


That is an indication of your disdain for the hardworking people in your newsroom!


COBLOGGERS....STRIKE!...STRIKE!...STRIKE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (Q9lwr)

74 Holy crap! I'm clutching and shifting like a madman in this crazy road course.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 05:46 PM (bCkNL)

75 Why are your beady eyes looking at me?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger


Ummmm, sight lines indicate a little lower...belt line lower.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:46 PM (r1z5A)

76 It's funny she said "heavily litigated."

Because that's a strange thing to say, when she should have just said it was "old news."

And it wasn't litigated, I don't think.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:46 PM (AwPyG)

77 Re: Rapino loosing and looking like she was denied her entitlement:
This is the face you make when you take your case that you should be paid more and beat it like a purple-haired step child.

Posted by: Igotnothing at August 04, 2021 05:47 PM (vW8Mk)

78 I predict gasoline at $6.00 average nationally before this is over.
Posted by: Javems
Just GREAT! Planning on 2000 mi. trek to the TxMoMe...
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (r1z5A)


It's already over $5/gal in some parts of the SF Bay Area. I'd wager the junta is eyeing $8/gal as a national target. They want to punish us, and $10 for a carton of eggs and $8 for a gallon of milk is a good start.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 04, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)

79 I mean - a grown man, author, political commentator and member of National Review wouldn't do a third-rate cheesy ripoff of Andy Rooney's "you know what cracks my nuts?" schtick, would he?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)

Is a hot dog a sandwich

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:47 PM (M+Lyo)

80 "But vaccines typically take 10 years or more before they are approved by the FDA. It will be interesting to see what they do."

Provisional Approval. A step up from Emergency Approval.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 05:47 PM (Tnijr)

81
It's pretty bad when a cocksucking dementia patient looks younger than a thirty-something angry, ungrateful, privileged lesbian.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Co-signed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (0MoWj)

82 These people had no problem stealing a presidential election; this would be a can of corn.
Posted by: artemis
----------
This gets tiresome.

I said votes, not theft.

As of right now, people are going to VOTE to recall Newsome.

This has nothing to do with how the votes are counted.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (5p7BC)

83 >>>That is an indication of your disdain for the hardworking people in your newsroom!


more of a cry for help really

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (0G13K)

84 Good evening, horde! LOL at the Glenn Greenwald tweet.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (OX9vb)

85 >I mean - a grown man, author, political commentator and member of National Review wouldn't do a third-rate cheesy ripoff of Andy Rooney's "you know what cracks my nuts?" schtick, would he?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)

The guy what made his Twitter bones on "hotdog: is it a sandwich?"? Descending into Andy Rooney territory is right on brand for that lump.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (DXFDM)

86 Too many women are sexually assaulted while in college. Joined @NYGovCuomo to discuss...

"I thought the title was "too few" and I was all over that."
--Governor nipples

I wonder how many he pinned against a wall and hit on or groped after the panel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

87 I just watched Critical Drinker's review of Kevin Smith's post birth abortion of He-Man. LOL! I knew it the show was going to be bad, but I even I didn't dare to imagine it could be THAT bad!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (trdmm)

88
1.) Greenwald... LOL. Well done.

2.) As usual, Jonah's full of it. There ain't no way that fuckin' guy fits on an escalator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (JN3xP)

89 What annoys me are people who ask a question simply because they want to talk about themselves.

OK, Jonah, you want to tell us how superior you are to those people who you are forced to tolerate on public escalators. I am sure there are people on twitter who want to know this kind of stuff.

But why do you have to BS and scheme and manipulate with every f-cking tweet and act like you are bantering when in fact you are just whinging like a little bitch? Whinging like a little bitch is kind of your brand - embrace it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (bofEf)

90
Ace, any thoughts on Beniford's "hot take" on the vaccination?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (0MoWj)

91 Is it possible for a sjw to be happy with a soupcon of humility?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (cSyAR)

92 "But vaccines typically take 10 years or more before they are approved by the FDA. It will be interesting to see what they do."

*

"How many people have this chemical inside their bodies? 190 million? Babies, too? Well sh*t, guys, there's no way we can determine it to be anything BUT safe, can we?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (RDD2k)

93 Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:43 PM (YkawN)

thanks for that.

The prevention protocol looks a lot like what my brother is taking.

I've been on a witches' brew of supplements for about 20 years, so mine is a little different. However D3 is the keystone

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (DJFLF)

94 That Jonah tweet is a joke, right?

I mean - a grown man, author, political commentator and member of National Review wouldn't do a third-rate cheesy ripoff of Andy Rooney's "you know what cracks my nuts?" schtick, would he?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)


He occasionally goes off on those "See? I'm a regular Joe, just like you - so you can trust me! Same things piss both of us off!" shticks. Like, hot dog is a sandwich. People that look at their phones when the light tur... Oh right, he doesn't have a driver's license. Well, you get the gist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (wAnMi)

95 I don't want to listen to Cori Bush. Can someone tell me how on earth she made a connection between Jews and the homeless in St, Louis?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (k39e/)

96 Too many women are sexually assaulted while in college. Joined @NYGovCuomo to discuss...

*

Weren't five out of six females raped in college? Am I remembering that correctly?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (RDD2k)

97
Didn't you hear? Thanks to Science, 10 months is the new 10 years!

New normal, everyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (0MoWj)

98 I'm starting to think "Liberal Fascism" was ghost-written.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

99 Except for a few rightwing type sites, the Cuomo story is already old news, or litigated as they say.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (qH6FZ)

100 "we didn't mean rich and powerful Democrats, its those icky broke college boys who aren't even 6' tall we don't want pawing at us!"
--College girls on panel on sexual abuse

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (KZzsI)

101 As usual, Jonah's full of it. There ain't no way that fuckin' guy fits on an escalator.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (JN3xP)


Don't they have signs saying "No Strollers"?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (wAnMi)

102 What's with this site? It takes up over 1 GB of RAM when I first land on it. Twitter and Youtube are the offenders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (rKWLQ)

103 Turns out Willie Brown is probably the smartest politician in the state, he said this was a big mistake doing it this way but was overruled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (5p7BC)

As a resident of CA, I so hope you're right Dave. You are extremely smart in these matters... But the election theft of Nov 2020 has me cynical. I will be SHOCKED if the Dems don't bail out Newsom with big-time cheating (universal mail-ins are happening) even if he loses the recall. They are ballot drop boxes EVERYWHERE out here... The Dem machine is too big and too corrupt out here. I just don't see the recall happening.... Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (pcsoT)

104 th

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (z79tQ)

105 Rapinoe looks like a purple-haired Peter Cushing in that article.

And apologies to the late Mr. Cushing for having to mention that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (TNyrE)

106 I like your optimism, but there's no way on god's green earth that
Pelosi (who is Newsom's aunt in law) will allow him to be recalled, and
set a precedent across the country.
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I agree, they'll make it look like whew, that was a close one. He really learned HIS lesson. Then carry on with the same bullshit or worse.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t)

107 From her avatar I believe Katie Barnes plays for the that same team as Rapinoe. And I don't mean soccer.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 04, 2021 05:40 PM (z0CLa)
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She looks like a middle linebacker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (rKWLQ)

108 In Smith County, Harris, an FBI special supervisory agent, has been charged with third-degree felony indecent exposure.

That's Special Supervisory Ham and Egger to you, sir!


*****

Sounds more like Frank and Beans than Ham and Eggs.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (Xwt96)

109 >Weren't five out of six females raped in college? Am I remembering that correctly?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (RDD2k)

Pretty close, and it's imperative that we send every young woman to that den of rape, free of charge.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (DXFDM)

110 Goldberg's question is the kind of stuff you do on Twitter trying to bust out all viral and get lots of responses to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI)

111 I wonder if they will accept a butt print?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (r+sAi)

112 more of a cry for help really

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (0G13K)

It is we who need the help! We demand a living wage! Shelving and Crocs for all employees!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (Q9lwr)

113 Here I am, stuck in the middle again.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (FgPjD)

114 The National Institutes of Health (NIH) granted $3.2 million in federal funds to the University of Pittsburgh (Pitt) to achieve its goal of becoming a fetal tissue collection site that could quickly harvest the organs of full-term aborted babies, according to documents obtained as part of a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit.

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (FmP4o)

115
If the dooshbags at Politico are starting to unionize, that tells me that the parent company was getting set to announce huge layoffs. In the MFM world, that's a common way to try to cancel layoffs, to classify them as retaliatory.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (n+4am)

116 It is weird how many of them that know too much about the 1/6 event are "killing themselves". What are we up to now, six?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

117 Fun Fact: Litigated means addressed in a court of law.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (V5Nn3)

118 "61 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.
Posted by: dantesed at August 04, 2021 05:44 PM (88xKn)"

She's an attention hog - allowing her to be the MVP of the Woman's World Cup despite not being all that great. And this year she shouldn't even be on the team - but you can't throw off the face of the team - which is the problem. Everyone on that team has egos, that's why they made it. And women are catty as hell in team sports, so yeah, she has a bunch of enemies on that team

Posted by: Black JEM at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (V6xwG)

119 Greenwald is my Soviet Union in WW2.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (2DOZq)

120 Rapinoe is so miserably unhappy suicide would not be surprising.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (cSyAR)

121 I agree, they'll make it look like whew, that was a close one. He really learned HIS lesson. Then carry on with the same bullshit or worse.
Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t)


I have a different take: if Newsom withstands recall, but only by an RCH, his national political career is finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (rKWLQ)

122 I bet Rapinoe and the team spent more time choreographing their protest on the metal stand than practicing kickball

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (AwPyG)

123 I started working back in the office this week for the first time in over a year.

Anyway, got greeted with a fun reminder of COVID hysteria, which is of course ongoing. But this item gives an interesting perspective on it.

So: There's an incredibly morbid painting hanging in the newsroom showing a little red schoolhouse surrounded by a whole graveyard full of children's headstones, and in the middle, some kids and a teacher dancing "ring around the roses" around a giant COVID virus.

I am told this was mailed to us a year ago, when Florida was about to start its new school year with in-person learning. Which I understand still isn't happening in some parts of the country. Anyway, one of our hysterical readers was apparently trying to predict that DeathSantis was going to kill everybody with in-person classes. Since somebody apparently spent so much time making it, the handful of people who were in the office back then decided to hang it up instead of throwing it out.

Again, this was from a year ago, but who can remember back that far? I'm betting whoever created it is now cowering in fear over the Delta variant...

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 04, 2021 05:53 PM (R1mDg)

124 "Big daddy Cuomo can be my sugar daddy any time!"
--College girl on the abuse panel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

125 That is an indication of your disdain for the hardworking people in your newsroom!


more of a cry for help really
Posted by: ace


I'm hearing a lot of "You", "Me" arguements here, Let's try this simple word game. "We" have a problem. "We" need to reach out more often and not be ashamed to ask for help. And how does next Tuesday work for you two?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:53 PM (r1z5A)

126 101 Don't they have signs saying "No Strollers"?
what if i promise to mosey?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 04, 2021 05:53 PM (v3pYe)

127 117 Fun Fact: Litigated means addressed in a court of law.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (V5Nn3)
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I know it did in the OldSpeak dictionary, but how about the NewSpeak dictionary?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (rKWLQ)

128 Given the choice between spitting on Cori Bush's name, and making a pithy expression thereto, I shall opt for the latter.

*unzips*..*pithes all over Cori Bush and her name. *shakes the dew off*..*zips-up* Now, pith off, bitch!

/pithycomment


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (QzJWU)

129 rousey v rapinoe

foxy boxing?

fuck to the finish?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (4Jold)

130 @118

We had a coach once who told us that boys on a team can win without liking each other, but girls on a team have to like each other to win.

An interesting take.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (AwPyG)

131 The fact that newspapers, who constantly support, harp on, donate to, and boost unions, are not unionized, makes me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

132 I have an old Palm Pilot I would be willing to give to Amazon for $10.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (TNyrE)

133 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (xK9An)

134 "It is weird how many of them that know too much about the 1/6 event are "killing themselves". "

Pretty unstable bunch if you ask me.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (Tnijr)

135 So: There's an incredibly morbid painting hanging in the newsroom showing a little red schoolhouse surrounded by a whole graveyard full of children's headstones, and in the middle, some kids and a teacher dancing "ring around the roses" around a giant COVID virus.
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Tear it down. It's disgusting, and also hopelessly inaccurate. Children are at minimal risk from this Chinese crud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:55 PM (rKWLQ)

136 >>> Newsome is probably in big trouble in the recall. He (and Pelosi) made a big tactical mistake and didn't allow a named Democrat onto the ballot. So if he loses the recall there is no place for the loyal Democrats to place their vote for a replacement. There are districts in CA where Biden is popular, but Yes on recall is winning by 10 points. Turns out Willie Brown is probably the smartest politician in the state, he said this was a big mistake doing it this way but was overruled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (5p7BC)


CA will change the rules whenever convenient for them to whatever advantages the D and no one will say anything. Pointing out that what they did is against a rule will be deemed racist.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:55 PM (EXfvD)

137 LOL for a nebbishy gay Jewish dude Glenn G has been pretty redpilled and based lately.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 04, 2021 05:55 PM (icI8A)

138 say what you will about willie brown, but he got what he wanted

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:55 PM (4Jold)

139 Pertaining to nothing. Little anec-data from my neck of the woods.
Some of you've never lived, or like those that have, working through the trade unions. Fine. Do you. But for folks that have - I didn't, but I work with them - it's a four or five year commit to get through the apprenticeship to get your card.
Point being - several of the good locals around me - we're talking electricians, pipe fitters - $40 an hour plus benefits jobs - are purging their rolls. Why ? Because dudes won't answer the call to go to work. They won't leave the house.
That seems - well, fvcked up. It's mostly older cats looking to milk the system between when they have to take their pension and leave the active rolls. But not all. And every trade union around here is accepting for the next class. Recruiting, even.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (FhtF7)

140 Haha, Bette Midler wants you to join her in protecting people's bodies from government health mandates

https://tinyurl.com/dn95bbj8

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (luKB9)

141 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.
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Her f'ing Subway ads dried up like pee in sand in West Texas in July. How do I know?
Because I've been watching the Olympics. Sorry for the repeat, but the US swimming performance has been fantastic, and inspiring. They appear to be all patriotic, and Caleb Dressel is at the top of the heap. He is unabashedly from FL, and his shoulder ink is a massive American Eagle. He won 5 gold medals, too.
The US defending their 4X100 relay was crazy. Barely qualified, then won in 1/100's of seconds.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (7Fj9P)

142 Always noticed the college rape culture happened all at Leftist Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)

143 In Smith County, Harris, an FBI special supervisory agent, has been charged with third-degree felony indecent exposure.

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Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (hQVBP)

144 I'm starting to think "Liberal Fascism" was ghost-written.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (V6f9+)

145 Katie Barnes
@katie_barnes3
ESPN feature writer | They/Them --- they/them look like the persons if indeterminate gender who used to pick on me in school

Posted by: Baldy at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (OLCH5)

146 The fact that newspapers, who constantly support, harp on, donate to, and boost unions, are not unionized, makes me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Like hollywood types who keep their money while lecturing us on "sharing" more.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:57 PM (r1z5A)

147 @114

Yes, if you didn't see the pictures a couple of months ago, they're worth looking at. Researchers were grafting aborted fetal scalps onto mice to grow hair.

Just horrifying. U Pitt

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:57 PM (AwPyG)

148 We need them to win in 22 cuz?


Capital Gains Taxes are just too damn high.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

149 you would have to think that a political party would think that busloads of illegal aliens with some zombie virs would be an easy win.

hey we think you should not be admitting zombies and busing thm around the country.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (4Jold)

150 Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (FhtF7)

not a surprise. BF works for a defense contractor. For at least a year, all a worker had to do...whether white collar or union brother...was express fear of the COVID and they got to stay home for two weeks at company expense.

some guys just cycled through their fear episodes and racked up about 2-3 months of pay and benefits while they sent their buddies selfies from down the shore or at the golf course

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (DJFLF)

151 I'll bet you could download a generic palm print off the internet, print and cut to size, and then get the $10 for nothing while at the same time f--ing with the Amazon dataset. (maybe draw in a couple more lines to hide it's origin)

win-win.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (bofEf)

152 >>I have a different take: if Newsom withstands recall, but only by an RCH, his national political career is finished. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (rKWLQ)

Somewhere, an ambitious, homosexual hair stylist with a talent for pomade styling and oral pleasure is watching his dreams of White House staff glory crumbling.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (xK9An)

153 Weren't five out of six females raped in college? Am I remembering that correctly?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (RDD2k)
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No. It's six out of every five females. H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (rKWLQ)

154 mith County, Harris, an FBI special supervisory agent, has been charged with third-degree felony indecent exposure.


is there a decent versin?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (4Jold)

155
It appears to be very easy for Democrats to murder people within D.C.

Didn't Democrat Gary Condit murder his barely-legal mistress in Washington D.C?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (0MoWj)

156 Zod, indeed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (V6f9+)

157 Excellent point. Recommending a course of action in foreign policy, including military action, can only be done by those ready and able to participate. Pure logic.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (OTzUX)

158 Somewhere, an ambitious, homosexual hair stylist with a talent for pomade styling and oral pleasure is watching his dreams of White House staff glory crumbling.
Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (xK9An)
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And Brylcream is standing by, fingers crossed, hoping Newsom survives. He's doing wonders for sales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (rKWLQ)

159 Send Amazon 500 palm prints from chimps.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (w3Unh)

160
Reminds me of The Wire when they hiding their murder victims in the walls of condemned housing.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (0MoWj)

161 I'm starting to think "Liberal Fascism" was ghost-written.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

================
I believe the owrd you were looking for is "plagiarized"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (luKB9)

162 @135

don't tear it down, instead lodge a formal complaint.

Then there's a record, and if they try to fire you at some later time you can plead discrimination

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (AwPyG)

163 Pro-Tip - Koalas have virtually identical fingerprints to humans, so just go find some koala at your local exotic animal delaer.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (icI8A)

164 Zod, indeed
Posted by: M

are you using this as am amplificatin of his statemnt, as a synonym fo "in truth", or as both?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (4Jold)

165 Uh, you don't need a prescription for Ivermectin. Just go buy the apple-flavored horse paste at a farm supply store.

Sheesh.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (xopIz)

166 Don't they have signs saying "No Strollers"?
what if i promise to mosey?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 04, 2021 05:53 PM (v3pYe)



Sashaying is right out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

167 tfw no 200lbs snatch gf. Why live?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib31VtvPsiE

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (/mmgm)

168 "I'm starting to think "Liberal Fascism" was ghost-written."


Why? Everyone of these political books written in the last thirty years is the same as the other.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (qH6FZ)

169 Tear it down. It's disgusting, and also hopelessly inaccurate. Children are at minimal risk from this Chinese crud.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:55 PM (rKWLQ)

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Oh, I know! That's the point -- it's hilarious how inaccurate it was!

And yet there are STILL people who are talking this way! I was reading an angry letter today from a lefty reader who's mad at DeathSantis, and wants him to "go visit the ER and see all the little children on ventilators, struggling to breathe from COVID."

These people are insane!

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (R1mDg)

170 @135

don't tear it down, instead lodge a formal complaint.


it is always obvious that when some guy goes into hr in a tux that something is afoot

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (4Jold)

171 "Liberal Fascism" is great.

Jonah Goldberg is a "one-hit wonder."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (xopIz)

172 "Women in the audience, look to your left. Now look to your right. Both of these men will rape you."

"I won't rape you."

"I might!"

Posted by: Broseidon at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (icI8A)

173 117 Fun Fact: Litigated means addressed in a court of law.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2021 05:52 PM (V5Nn3)
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I know it did in the OldSpeak dictionary, but how about the NewSpeak dictionary?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:54 PM (rKWLQ)
........

It means CNN gave it 15 seconds.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

174 >>$10 for a palm print

Bounty-hunters.

Game on.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:02 PM (xK9An)

175 to "go visit the ER and see all the little children on ventilators, struggling to breathe from COVID."
====

Um, does this asshole know what an ER is?

Hint: not a place where patients are installed on ventilators.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:02 PM (iydjf)

176 >>> What's with this site? It takes up over 1 GB of RAM when I first land on it. Twitter and Youtube are the offenders.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (rKWLQ)


It's a GIRTHY website we have!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 06:02 PM (EXfvD)

177 $10 for a palm print


How much per ear?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

178 162 @135

don't tear it down, instead lodge a formal complaint.

Then there's a record, and if they try to fire you at some later time you can plead discrimination
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (AwPyG)


Much better idea.

Maybe then put up a rainbow flag post to really ginger up any later employment litigation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (rKWLQ)

179 some guys just cycled through their fear episodes
and racked up about 2-3 months of pay and benefits while they sent their
buddies selfies from down the shore or at the golf course.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (DJFLF)

There is something to that. Unemployment around here pays about 40K now, at 800 a week x 50 weeks.

But there's something else going on. A dude with a Pipe Fitters card makes twice that, before overtime. And you have to knock off good years to get your pension. At least twenty, depending on the local.
I've never seen anything like this. Quite literally.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (FhtF7)

180 COBLOGGERS....STRIKE!...STRIKE!...STRIKE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:45 PM (Q9lwr)
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I love seeing CBD go all ATTICA! ATTICA!

Like Ace won't just hire scabs. MUMR, Ben Roethlisberger, Lace Wigs -- this is your time to shine!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 >>164 Zod, indeed
Posted by: M
are you using this as am amplificatin of his statemnt, as a synonym fo "in truth", or as both?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:00 PM (4Jold)

Yes. Remove your hands and send them to Zod.

Do this now.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (xK9An)

182 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.
Posted by: dantesed
Yup. I noticed here(?) I forget, Rapinoying and a black teammate in a photo. MR was kneeling for our national anthem and the black teammate was standing. Mostly I was thinking, yeah, great for team solidarity. But secondly I was thinking, I do not think all the team mates feel the same way, about the issue, and about MR.

Posted by: MikeM at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (tA/XW)

183 MEgan Rapinoe has really done damage to woman and girls soccer. I know many parents that don't want their girls playing soccer anymore because she along with many on the US woman's team are trying to promote ant-patriotism, wokeism and lesbianism.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (NpAcC)

184 Did Jeb really say immigration helps us in the Olympics? Tone dear mutha.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (QZ/dC)

185
I can't get over Beniford's latest "hot take." For a grifter who built his shtick on "facts," he sure used "probably" and "most likely" a lot in his "hot take" about a medical issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (0MoWj)

186 Bounty-hunters.

Game on.
Posted by: ZOD


Is this like the notice that I won a boat and I just had to show up at this warehouse down from the county jail?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (r1z5A)

187 800 a week x 50 weeks.

what...

where are you?

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 06:05 PM (DJFLF)

188 As the pay thing goes, is there some sort of incentivized compenatin for the cobs?

is it by the word or the pst?

there ought to be some sort of fee assessed to the cmmntrs.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:05 PM (4Jold)

189 Oh, I know! That's the point -- it's hilarious how inaccurate it was!

And yet there are STILL people who are talking this way! I was reading an angry letter today from a lefty reader who's mad at DeathSantis, and wants him to "go visit the ER and see all the little children on ventilators, struggling to breathe from COVID."

These people are insane!
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (R1mDg)
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It's like the leftists bleating "People are starving! Children going hungry!"

Yet the poorest people are the fattest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 06:05 PM (rKWLQ)

190 That seems - well, fvcked up. It's mostly older cats looking to milk the system between when they have to take their pension and leave the active rolls. But not all. And every trade union around here is accepting for the next class. Recruiting, even.
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Around here you won't work in the trades if you're not in a trade union. I don't know what's wrong with these kids. Make a ton of dough, great health insurance and a pension that will set you up for life. Thing is you have to actually work hard for it and kids seem to think they should get it free for some fvcked up reason.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 06:05 PM (+ya+t)

191
What's with this site? It takes up over 1 GB of RAM when I first land on it. Twitter and Youtube are the offenders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM


if you're using Brave (& why wouldn't you be?) there's a toggle in the settings that lets you block the loading of twitter, facespace, and (I think) linkedin *spit*

they load as text and a link if this setting is toggled on

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2021 06:05 PM (DUIap)

192 >>172 "Women in the audience, look to your left. Now look to your right. Both of these men will rape you." Posted by: Broseidon at August 04, 2021 06:01 PM (icI8A)

"And then they will rape each other. And then one will have a vagina installed and they will raise a family. And they will titter about the woman they shared that led to their Ozzie and Harriet family."

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (xK9An)

193 And for $5.00 more in credit for a digital download from any another Amazon service, you can donate some blood and help us build your DNA profile!

Posted by: Amazon at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (aXxgO)

194 Yes. Remove your hands and send them to Zod.

Do this now.
Posted by: Z


zod is a bit old school about handjobs

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (4Jold)

195 Ma! Where's the meatloaf?!

Posted by: Gonad Johlberg at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (uhPTO)

196 I miss Ben. I hope we see more of him during football season.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (AwPyG)

197 Like Ace won't just hire scabs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 04, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

We are the scabs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (Q9lwr)

198 It's not just the inflation. It's the shortages. I tried to get some expanding spray foam today. They don't have it; they can't get it. What a PITA.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (KnJdm)

199 1Gb! Luxury! In my day we had to make our web sites using only 8 of RAM and that was page swapped 2k chunks on an abacus.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

200 184 Did Jeb really say immigration helps us in the Olympics? Tone dear mutha.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (QZ/dC)
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Who gives a rat's rosy rectum about the Olympics?

Illegal aliens are providing full employment for prison guards, however.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (rKWLQ)

201 MEgan Rapinoe has really done damage to woman and girls soccer. I know many parents that don't want their girls playing soccer anymore because she along with many on the US woman's team are trying to promote ant-patriotism, wokeism and lesbianism.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (NpAcC)


Look at what happened to men's diving and learn.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (AiZBA)

202 We are the scabs!
Posted by: C


that was funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (4Jold)

203 My household debt? The mortgage and the credit card I pay off every month.

What's In Your Irresponsible Wallet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (poWr2)

204 And I'm sick of the "ERs are overwhelmed" schtick.

Even IF they are, I'd lay money it's because they've got people so terrified that if they cough, they run to the ER for a test.

In normal times, ERs are packed with assholes like that while heart attacks have to sit and wait.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (iydjf)

205 " ... And every trade union around here is accepting for the next class. Recruiting, even.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (FhtF7) "


Little bit late to help me.
When I tried to join, years ago, I got GFY from the unions.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (uQuhA)

206 "I'm starting to think "Liberal Fascism" was ghost-written."
I'm starting to think I read something else. I'll have to go back and look at my copy again. Because I'm damn sure Goldberg did an entire chapter on Hillary. And that entire chapter was all about her Protestant upbringing, how it wasn't compatible with Bill, and why her Fascism would come with a Smiley Face. Because people would want a Big Gub'Mint Nanny.

Did my copy come with a Secret Chapter ?

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:08 PM (FhtF7)

207 My household debt? The mortgage and the credit card I pay off every month.



you pay your mrtgage off every month?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:08 PM (4Jold)

208 Those of you who make jokes about rape....you been raped, had a child raped, know anyone who has been raped???

It is not a joking matter. Rape changes your life forever, and making jokes about is abhorrent.

Posted by: four seasons at August 04, 2021 06:08 PM (PisyI)

209 Even IF they are, I'd lay money it's because they've got people so terrified that if they cough, they run to the ER for a test.

**

My wife and I were discussing this at lunch.

No one is allowed to be sick any longer. Imagine the social ramifications of that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:08 PM (BGev3)

210 >> 30 that's a sick Greenwald to Goldberg burn there

FATALITY

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (uWF4x)

211 Wow. Psuky looked pissed and vewwy vewwy uncomfortable over the Biden sexual harassment question.

I may have to re-watch a few more times.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

212 I went to college. A good one too. I even graduated. Surprise!

I was a horny young man. But even then I knew that rape wasn't about sex.

Rape is about hatred.

I never let hatred into my heart.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (xopIz)

213 Hey

If Ben Had shows, ask who the best TX boot makr is.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (4Jold)

214 Glenn Greenwald vs. Jonah Goldberg on the internet are about as interesting and genuine as Rick Flair vs. Randy Savage.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (0V/8D)

215 Don't you dare even cough a church anymore.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (xopIz)

216 "And then they will rape each other. And then one will have a vagina installed and they will raise a family. And they will titter about the woman they shared that led to their Ozzie and Harriet family."
Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:06 PM (xK9An)
........

Sounds like a new TV sitcom.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

217 149 you would have to think that a political party would think that busloads of illegal aliens with some zombie virs would be an easy win.

hey we think you should not be admitting zombies and busing thm around the country.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:58 PM (4Jold)

But they will scream about mask mandates. Not about purposefully importing disease vectors and Catholic Charities shipping them all over the country.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (YkawN)

218 But even then I knew that rape wasn't about sex.

Common stated misconception, its about sex. Its just ONLY about sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

219 Glenn Greenwald vs. Jonah Goldberg on the internet are about as interesting and genuine as Rick Flair vs. Randy Savage.
Posted by: J

Einstzilla vs corgipuppy

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (4Jold)

220 There's a woman on twitter that's going to a lot of the hospitals mentioned in various reports and taking pics of the 'overwhelmed' hospital's outside areas.

https://tinyurl.com/yj2mokrg

That's one thread. She has others on her timeline.

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

221 I finally got to spend an evening with the Horde.

Well, La-De-Da

La. De. Da

I must now take my leave

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 06:11 PM (DJFLF)

222 No shortages or lack of product around here. My grocery has a sale rack for meat. I bought a $16 roast for $5 today.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 06:11 PM (w3Unh)

223 Even IF they are, I'd lay money it's because they've got people so terrified that if they cough, they run to the ER for a test.

In normal times, ERs are packed with assholes like that while heart attacks have to sit and wait.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Being overwhelmed by illegals is probably having zero impact on ERs .

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 06:11 PM (r1z5A)

224 No shortages or lack of product around here. My grocery has a sale rack for meat. I bought a $16 roast for $5 today.
Posted by: B


hey, who is the best TX boot guy?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:12 PM (4Jold)

225 "Those of you who make jokes about rape....you been raped, had a child raped, know anyone who has been raped??? It is not a joking matter. Rape changes your life forever, and making jokes about is abhorrent."


Lighten up Francis, we joke about everything.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:12 PM (qH6FZ)

226 Didn't Democrat Gary Condit murder his barely-legal mistress in Washington D.C?
I think they charged and convicted an illegal alien. iirc, the girl's disappearance was dominating the news cycle just before 9/11.

Posted by: Cornpop at August 04, 2021 06:12 PM (l7udz)

227 It's the shortages. I tried to get some expanding spray foam today. They don't have it; they can't get it.
........

Too bad. Stuff works great in gopher holes.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

228 I'd lay money

Posted by: Bicentennialguy

that is kind of gross, but I admire the hnesty

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:12 PM (4Jold)

229 Rape is not a joking matter!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (PisyI)

230 Nobody likes Rapinoe. Hell, I'll bet that half of the soccer team don't like her.
====================
We took our girls to IKEA on Saturday. Oldest is furnishing her off-campus apartment. She picked a few pieces out, and after running the gauntlet (hey, it's a fun time-waster on an afternoon) we got to the warehouse part, where you actually get the merch. Completely picked over. 40 ft. of floor to ceiling shelving units, bare. Just a few ugly pieces on the ground.
Almost everyone leaving empty handed, on what should have been a huge sales week.
It was a little bit frightening.
Buying bilk rice this week.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (7Fj9P)

231 ..If Ben Had shows, ask who the best TX boot makr is. Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (4Jold)

That'd be Schecky and his pal Guido, hangin' out down by the Greyhound Station. Put $20 down for Glue Factory to Show in the Trifecta.

*hears whisper*.. what, BOOT? Have you tried turning your computer off and then turning it on again?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (QzJWU)

232 Maybe four seasons is Ben?

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (AwPyG)

233 Rape is not a joking matter!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (PisyI)


You said rape twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (guGkK)

234 30 that's a sick Greenwald to Goldberg burn there

FATALITY
Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (uWF4x)

Humiliation.

https://youtu.be/oZRtyg-8y1g

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 06:13 PM (KnJdm)

235 OK, local news just listed the number of alpha, beta, delta, and gamma Covid cases in our county. WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (8+gGj)

236 My favorite thing about the Johan Goldberg tweet is Nancy French jumping on as the first enthusiastic reply.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (Hswbs)

237 Gonna promote it again, there's a book called "Modern Fascism" by Gene Edward Veith that's excellent, came out years before Goldberg's book. It sold pretty well then was forgotten

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

238 that is kind of gross, but I admire the hnesty
====

I love money.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (iydjf)

239 t's the shortages. I tried to get some expanding spray foam today. They don't have it; they can't get it.
==============
(Meant to comment on this...)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (7Fj9P)

240 #207: Ha! Just the credit card. My poor language ability left some ambiguity to bedevil humanity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (poWr2)

241 CRT, no. Love of neighbor precludes forcible, with menances, sex.

A complete lack of charity is hate.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 06:14 PM (xopIz)

242 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:04 PM (0MoWj)

Ha, glad to see someone else calling him Beniford. After I saw that impression, that's his new name AFAIC. Someone here called him "Baby Snark," and I thought that would be his forever name, but the Beniford character is just him all over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 06:15 PM (JN3xP)

243 "What about the women and children? Do you spare them?"
--Asking about doing a Number Six on the town

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:15 PM (KZzsI)

244 The financial collapse is long overdue.

The feds are broke, corrupt and stupid. Austro-Hungary here we come!

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2021 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

245 Technically speaking, gasoline will be unavailable at any price, before this is over.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2021 06:15 PM (feFsi)

246 76 It's funny she said "heavily litigated."

Because that's a strange thing to say, when she should have just said it was "old news."

And it wasn't litigated, I don't think.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:46 PM (AwPyG)


It was heavily litigated lduring last year's campaign! For about 9 seconds total on every Biden-cheering cable and broadcast news show, combined! The judge and jury was Mr. Professional Journalist Whose Sacred First Amendment Duty is to Call the Balls and Strikes On Big Political News Items, from a Totally Non-Partisan Perspective: Chuck Todd of NBC/MSNBC.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

247 In my hospital, literally every electrical outlet has a ventilator plugged in. We have patients lining the hallways all dying from covid, begging for the vaccine! We had to rent a cold storage warehouse to store the bodies because people are dying faster than they can be cremated!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (gpKIi)

248 That Jonah Goldberg is something, he went from "is a hot dog a sandwich?" and upped that to escalators.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (RMGKK)

249 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J


thanks

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (4Jold)

250 C5, Lucchese. I'm a Tony Llama user and always have been.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (w3Unh)

251
Didn't Democrat Gary Condit murder his barely-legal mistress in Washington D.C?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 05:59 PM (0MoWj)



Well, some illegal alien scumbag was convicted of the murder. Although the conviction was later thrown out, largely because the cops totally fucked up the investigation. Seriously, read the wiki, it's like the Three Stooges with guns and fingerprint kits.

Normally I'd say that Condit didn't have anything to do with it, since they supposedly caught the guy. But after the last couple of years, I'm not so sure. Especially since he's now a lobbyist and a slew of his fucking spawn and extended family are sitting in elected office.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (n+4am)

252 Experiencing that dreaded FOMO? You're not alone. It's time for the Commentariat here to organize!

Our demands:

Cardboard memberships for everyone!

An end to missing close tags on content posts causing Comments to be centered, bold, or italicized without the Commenter's consent.

A leaderboard for First! postings.

A bunch of stuff we'll think of later.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

253 243 Asking about doing a Number Six on the town
tricia helfer?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (v3pYe)

254 Little bit late to help me. When I tried to join, years ago, I got GFY from the unions.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (uQuhA)


Got out of high school in '90. Only went to the Army to get money for College. Only went to College because I wasn't born into the Trades.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (FhtF7)

255 Love of neighbor precludes forcible, with menances, sex.

Sex doesn't have to include love. Two bugs have sex, there's no loving relationship there. Sex is a mechanical act. Without love its soulless and harmful, but its still sex.

This whole "rape isn't about sex" is a pile of reasty warthog crap poured on every TV writer by people who sanctify sex and cannot imagine it ever being bad because then they'd have to think about what they are doing and whether its right or wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

256
Ha, glad to see someone else calling him Beniford.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I think it's just you, Ace, and I who watch it, here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (0MoWj)

257 Unvaccinated people go into walmart without a mask and come out in a body bag because the delta got them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (gpKIi)

258
I think I put Ace onto Kyle Dunnigan with Catty Daddy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:18 PM (0MoWj)

259 I would rather say Czechia than Czech Republic.
They don't say Czech Republic.
Czechia flows better.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:18 PM (H/umX)

260 That's one thread. She has others on her timeline.
Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 06:10 PM (cF8AT)


I reckon she's got about 48 hours until suspension.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2021 06:18 PM (mbFEM)

261 C5, Lucchese. I'm a Tony Llama user and always have been.
Posted by: B


thanks. I have some Tony Llamas.

do you know a custm boot guy?

Somebody who could do something obnoxious, maybe with a spade in it?

asking for a friend

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:18 PM (4Jold)

262 In my hospital, literally every electrical outlet has a ventilator plugged in. We have patients lining the hallways all dying from covid, begging for the vaccine! We had to rent a cold storage warehouse to store the bodies because people are dying faster than they can be cremated!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Here it's the funeral pyres. Day and night, it doesn't end. The soul of a nation, gone in smoke.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 06:19 PM (r1z5A)

263 Head-on collision of two trains in Czechia (Czech Republic) leaves three dead and dozens injured.

Well, at least a 700 kt nuclear weapon didn't go off shortly after the crash.

Cf. The Peacemaker (1997)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 04, 2021 06:19 PM (ZSK0i)

264 I went to Costco after work. I expected them to have a mask mandate in place. After all, they did the first round without being ordered to. I was pleasantly surprised they didn't.

It was about half and half, masked/unmasked, including staff.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:19 PM (iydjf)

265 Cori Bush blames the Jews for homelessness in St. Louis...

And we wonder why antisemitism is rising. Elected officials are openly scapegoating Jews

-------------------

Now, where could they have got that idea? Could it be from the Nazi collaborator Soros who bankrolled their elections campaigns?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2021 06:19 PM (RMGKK)

266

You want your palm read?

https://youtu.be/aqAjiBwnV08

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2021 06:19 PM (63Dwl)

267 We also demand t-shirts.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

268 I wonder how much Amazon is paying for a mushroom stamp.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (OssQ4)

269 tricia helfer?

she was cute but the asin girl was cuter, then she decided that anorexia was the look for her.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (4Jold)

270
Normally I'd say that Condit didn't have anything to do with it, since they supposedly caught the guy. But after the last couple of years, I'm not so sure. Especially since he's now a lobbyist and a slew of his fucking spawn and extended family are sitting in elected office.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Well, it was kind of "odd" that we were told Gary Conduit didn't murder his barely-legal mistress, but the Democrats kicked him out of Congress real fast.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (0MoWj)

271 I just looked up my state of SC's Frankenshot statistics. As of 8/2, the total residents who have had both shots (or considered fully vaccinated) is 44.8%. That's lower than I figured. The total who have had at least 1 shot is 51.7%. I don't know if that also includes the fully vaccinated though.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (O+I8R)

272 Technically speaking, gasoline will be unavailable at any price, before this is over.
-----------
Oh, I don't think so. They'll raise taxes and we'll pay them because we have to drive to work. Too much depends on it.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

273 Anyone has any pictures from Ptesdent Obana's birthday party? All of us in Bratttleboro wood loves to see them. We still lives hi. And miss hum.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (zMaGC)

274 I must have the Joo weather machine.

Posted by: Cori Bushfire at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (W4eKo)

275
Democrats: Gary Conduit is innocent.

Also Democrats: Gary Conduit needs to leave the House, immediately.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (0MoWj)

276 @JackPosobiec 8m

BREAKING: Biden admin to make vaccination mandatory for all active duty soldiers

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

277 she was cute but the asin girl was cuter, then she decided that anorexia was the look for her.
Why do you think they call her Boomer ? One of the best lines ever. The first season was great. I quit shortly into the second.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (FhtF7)

278 Upon hearing about Cori Bush, Jewish support for Dems will plummet from 87.28% to 87.25%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (3vQN0)

279 If gas is unavailable, lots of folks will starve. That's how they get food into the cities.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (5HBd1)

280 @244

What's interesting is the retail investors on superstonk and wall street bets (both are reddit threads) think the collapse is going to be a good thing, and wipe out the insiders.

apparently there are rumors of Bank of America preparing for bankruptcy.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (AwPyG)

281 I must have the Joo weather machine.
Posted by: Cori Bushfire


If I were you I would watch for flying houses.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (4Jold)

282 With respect to Jeb: seems like there'd be more Mexica pole vaulted winning the gold, now? IYKWIM

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (Ef1FF)

283 "Those of you who make jokes about rape....you been raped, had a child raped, know anyone who has been raped??? It is not a joking matter. Rape changes your life forever, and making jokes about is abhorrent."

**

Wait until Joe Biden tells you the best part about having sex with 24 year olds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (BGev3)

284
I went to Costco after work.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy


I'm going to Costco in a few minutes. In NH.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (0MoWj)

285 It was five times actually.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (7J42R)

286 >>>We had to rent a cold storage warehouse to store the bodies because people are dying faster than they can be cremated!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (gpKIi)
----------------

Faster than they cremated Ashli Babbitt

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:22 PM (H/umX)

287 "tricia helfer? she was cute but the asin girl was cuter, then she decided that anorexia was the look for her."


And what did that blonde Starbuck do to her face?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (qH6FZ)

288 Who cares about gas. I ride the bus!

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (7J42R)

289
Wait until Joe Biden tells you the best part about having sex with 24 year olds.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Not only can they change their own diapers, they can help him change his?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (0MoWj)

290 pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (YK4Qh)

291 I would rather say Czechia than Czech Republic.
They don't say Czech Republic.
Czechia flows better.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:18 PM (H/umX)

-----------------

The people certainly have a right to decide what they want to call their country.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (RMGKK)

292 A leaderboard for First! postings.

A bunch of stuff we'll think of later.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)


Install Shiplap and a wet bar in the Barrel!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

293 I thought Tricia Helfer was gorgeous, and then she posed for Playboy.

I was right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (BGev3)

294 If gas is unavailable, lots of folks will starve. That's how they get food into the cities.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 04, 2021 06:21 PM (5HBd1)

I give it one week before it turns to Lord of Flies.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (KnJdm)

295 #265: Here's a question - The Mossad hasn't taken Soros out because

1. They can't, or
2. They don't want to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (poWr2)

296 @270

Momma sure thought it was Conduit, and took a flamethrower to him

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (AwPyG)

297 Those my homies, peeps!

Prayers to the Czech Chosen.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (haWye)

298 I just looked up my state of SC's Frankenshot statistics. As of 8/2, the total residents who have had both shots (or considered fully vaccinated) is 44.8%. That's lower than I figured. The total who have had at least 1 shot is 51.7%. I don't know if that also includes the fully vaccinated though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (O+I8R)


Is that the whole state, or over 18? Or over 12?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (8+gGj)

299 Normally I'd say that Condit didn't have anything to do with it, since they supposedly caught the guy. But after the last couple of years, I'm not so sure.

They caught a guy, but then let him go because he wasn't the one. And everyone pretended the problem had gone away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

300 Technically speaking, gasoline will be unavailable at any price, before this is over.

**

It will be $7/plastic grocery bag before December.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (BGev3)

301 And I'm sick of the "ERs are overwhelmed" schtick.
Even IF they are, I'd lay money it's because they've got people so terrified that if they cough, they run to the ER for a test.
In normal times, ERs are packed with assholes like that while heart attacks have to sit and wait. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (iydjf)

They had an "ERs are overwhelmed" bit on the local news the other day about the county hosital. Turns out, 2 minutes into the report, that the reason was a chronic shortage of nurses and the state quit paying for temps.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (BMmaB)

302 The girl Condit killed was super cute too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

303 And what did that blonde Starbuck do to her face?
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (qH6FZ)

Get older. She was always homely looking.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (EpDzw)

304 Why do you think they call her Boomer



why?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (4Jold)

305
btw, has Kate Steinle's foreign murderer killed anyone, lately? Probably.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (0MoWj)

306 Jordan, I believe all their stats are for 12+.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (O+I8R)

307 They can mandate experimental drugs in the case of a bioweapon attack. Ordinarily, no way.

But they can't, or won't admit that. Looked through that lens, it answers quite a few questions.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (feFsi)

308 We had to rent a cold storage warehouse to store the bodies because people are dying faster than they can be cremated!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:16 PM (gpKIi)



Are there no plague pits? Are you guys too lazy to dig?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

309 Condit didn't kill her. They figured out who her killer was. I think he confessed. If "they" are to be believed.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (7J42R)

310 -----------
Oh, I don't think so. They'll raise taxes and we'll pay them because we have to drive to work. Too much depends on it.
Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)
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Wouldn't you like a cheap electric car? hmmmmm?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (H/umX)

311 give it one week before it turns to Lord of Flies.
Posted by: f



you were at my boy scout camps?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (4Jold)

312 Escalators? Is this guy going to bitch about pocket lint next? What a fucking weirdo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (bCkNL)

313 Oh, and yes, the whole state.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (O+I8R)

314 National, state, and county level cases, fatalities, and vaccination (1 and 2 shots) data here:

covid19.biglocalnews.org/county-maps/#/

Do yourself a favor and click into at least six random angry, deep red dangerous counties to see the fatalities over the last 14 days.

Spoilers: Zero. Maybe one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (BGev3)

315 pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (YK4Qh)

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That is an absolute.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (RMGKK)

316 "211 Wow. Psuky looked pissed and vewwy vewwy uncomfortable over the Biden sexual harassment question.

I may have to re-watch a few more times.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 04, 2021 06:09 PM (ptqGC)"

Not going to beat around the bush on this one: there exists a rather extensive collection of video of Hunter Biden screwing minors. They know they can't keep a lid on it forever and they can't be all that happy about having to deal with this in between all their other post-coup nonsense.

Posted by: somedood at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (0BW5E)

317 If you don't get vaccinated, we will weld your front doors shut! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (W4eKo)

318 They had an "ERs are overwhelmed" bit on the local news the other day about the county hosital. Turns out, 2 minutes into the report, that the reason was a chronic shortage of nurses and the state quit paying for temps.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (BMmaB)

Also, they go into panic mode over Kung Flu because they don't want it to spread. It they are that terrified, they should have special regional facilities set up for Kung Flu patients. We would be done with this had we just acted like it was the flu.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (EpDzw)

319 They had an "ERs are overwhelmed" bit on the local news the other day about the county hosital. Turns out, 2 minutes into the report, that the reason was a chronic shortage of nurses and the state quit paying for temps.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (BMmaB)


Yesterday they were screeching that we had 451 new cases! Turns out there was a backlog and all the cases for the past week were counted yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 06:27 PM (8+gGj)

320 Who's gonna cut my grass, Jumpin Jack Flash?

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (+ya+t)

321
The strangest and worst part about Kate Steinle's murder was he got his gun from a Fed. And no one looked into how that really happened.

Doesn't surprise me. The FBI is always instigating and arming all these "mass shooters" for chaos and politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (0MoWj)

322 Czechia. Czech Republic. Whatevs. It's one of the world's coolest places, however you call it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (JN3xP)

323 They let the guy go? That doesn't mean he didn't kill her.

But honestly I didn't know that didn't pan out.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (7J42R)

324 And I'm sick of the "ERs are overwhelmed" schtick.

They claimed the same thing last time and it was crap then, too. But all they have to do is claim it, and everyone buys it no matter what is really going on or the reasons for it.

I think everyone remembers dancing Tik Tok nurses too well now though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

325 Condit didn't kill her. They figured out who her killer was. I think he confessed. If "they" are to be believed.


he was effing her good but somebody else murdered her

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:28 PM (4Jold)

326 It I hear one more person talk about the terrors of long haulers or long COVID I will go on a rampage.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (EpDzw)

327 And what did that blonde Starbuck do to her face?
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (qH6FZ)


I thought she did a good job - albeit a type-cast role - in Mandelorian. No - she's not a looker. But she does a good job, and she's not "ugly" by any stretch.
Now - the WWE girl they cast ? Definite looker. Wow.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (FhtF7)

328 pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM (YK4Qh)

Not possible.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (7J42R)

329 204 And I'm sick of the "ERs are overwhelmed" schtick.

Even IF they are, I'd lay money it's because they've got people so terrified that if they cough, they run to the ER for a test.

In normal times, ERs are packed with assholes like that while heart attacks have to sit and wait.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:07 PM (iydjf)

ERs are packed in the places where Catholic Charities drops off their busloads of illegals with covid, who then disperse throughout the community. It's one reason that the hispanic community is getting hammered right now.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (YkawN)

330 pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM


You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

331 Jordan, I believe all their stats are for 12+.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (O+I8R)


That *is* pretty low, then. I was wondering if they were counting total population, where 0-11 aren't eligible.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (8+gGj)

332 If you don't get vaccinated, we will weld your front doors shut! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens


too bad for you, they were welded shut from the inside!

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (4Jold)

333 some guys just cycled through their fear episodes and racked up about 2-3 months of pay and benefits while they sent their buddies selfies from down the shore or at the golf course
Posted by: kallisto

Trust me, we have a list of maligners who are gone when the ppp hold is up.

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2021 06:30 PM (U/0zO)

334 Prague in the mid 90s was nirvana. Cheap as fuck, gorgeous girls and a vibe that comes after 40 years of communism where everyone wants to live life to the fullest.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 06:30 PM (3vQN0)

335 They let the guy go? That doesn't mean he didn't kill her.

This wasn't one of those "we know he did it but we don't have evidence" things. The guy wasn't even there at the time.

They did later bust an illegal and he's doing time for the murder but did he do it? A story came out around the time of the murder that while in Middle Eastern brothels Condit talked about wanting to get rid of Levy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

336 It I hear one more person talk about the terrors of long haulers or long COVID I will go on a rampage.

**

I'm still impressed that they got that ball rolling nearly two years ago in anticipation of the "delta" wave petering out and being an ineffective scare tactic. That was planning ahead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:31 PM (BGev3)

337 332 If you don't get vaccinated, we will weld your front doors shut! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens


Like there are any Karens who know how to weld.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

338 277 Why do you think they call her Boomer ?
because that's what the character was called in the '70s?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (v3pYe)

339 Once I actually visited Bohemia and Moravia, I could see why Hitler had such a war-boner going for CZ... Besides the Sudeten fortifications and the Skoda works, I mean. The place is like something from a fairy tale. Besides the occasional Soviet-era chemical dump of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (JN3xP)

340 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

I was being funny in that second sentence but I knew I'd read someone was serving time for it.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (7J42R)

341 I first heard long COVID mentioned middle of last year. I knew it was bullshitty then because, um, it hadn't been that long.

And yes, serious infections can have long-term impacts. Mono, anyone? But disability pay,ents for it now? Great...

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (iydjf)

342 307 They can mandate experimental drugs in the case of a bioweapon attack. Ordinarily, no way.

But they can't, or won't admit that. Looked through that lens, it answers quite a few questions.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2021 06:26 PM (feFsi)

yes

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (YkawN)

343 330 pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:23 PM

You are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

I'll be 29 on Napoleon's Bday

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (YK4Qh)

344 If you don't get vaccinated, we will weld your front doors shut! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens


That's wood, hon. And sugar britches - that other clamp is a ground. Sure - I can explain all that to you. But I can't understand it for you.
Wrong wire, FYI. You need flux-core without a gas bottle. Switch the taps inside the machine. Fvck - just stop. I'll shut myself in.


Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (FhtF7)

345 Are we still al together in this?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (3vQN0)

346 "pretty sure Speaker McCarthy is gonna sorely disappoint"


Why would I waste my time voting GOP if there's going to be a Speaker McCarthy and Majority Leader McConnel again?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (qH6FZ)

347 I remain convinced that Gary Condit is a Cylon.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (xK9An)

348 And what did that blonde Starbuck do to her face?

She always looked kind of worn out and tired but as she's aged she's gotten harsher looking.

But here's the thing: when she's playing a role, she's very likable and becomes more attractive. Until the storyline got so annoying I couldn't watch it any more, I liked her on Longmire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

349 It's not just Democrats.This very attitude is how you get The Bulwark, The Dispatch, the Lincoln Project, and a third of National Review.

------------------------

Democrats never, ever change. They felt superior to and made fun of blacks - now they do the same thing to Southerners. They were racist against blacks - now they're racist against whites. They pushed for cheap, powerless labor using slavery, then Jim Crow now it's illegal aliens.

They just rearrange the deck chairs every couple of decades.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (BJKQV)

350 If you are going to kill the staff, you have to make it look like an accident. Can't just dump 'em anywhere.

Posted by: Murderin' Joe Scarborough at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (QU5/8)

351 >>>Why would I waste my time voting GOP if there's going to be a Speaker McCarthy and Majority Leader McConnel again?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (qH6FZ)
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Your not voting will help that bad dream to come true.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (H/umX)

352 They can mandate experimental drugs in the case of a bioweapon attack. Ordinarily, no way.

Ok, but after we scour the bastards who attacked us with a weapon of mass destruction with brilliant sunshine.

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (U/0zO)

353 Who is Jonah's mom, Whoopi?

Posted by: Ironwood at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (6YMId)

354 And it wasn't litigated, I don't think.
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:46 PM (AwPyG)

Maybe one or more were but kept secret and the money paid out came from Congress's sexual harassment fund. You know, the one using tax payer money that we're not allowed to see to whom the money was dispersed and for which member of Congress.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Mo2gk)

355 Speaking of Condit, remember how there's a congressional slush fund to pay off sexual harassment victims?

No one rushing to get the deets out.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (AwPyG)

356 The ERs are not overwhelmed. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (gpKIi)

357 322 Czechia. Czech Republic. Whatevs. It's one of the world's coolest places, however you call it.
pikers

Posted by: Yakutsk at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (v3pYe)

358 Prague in the mid 90s was nirvana. Cheap as fuck, gorgeous girls and a vibe that comes after 40 years of communism where everyone wants to live life to the fullest.
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One place I'm sorry I never visited.

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (+ya+t)

359 >>339 Once I actually visited Bohemia and Moravia
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (JN3xP)

Based on your experience, you will confirm or deny the assertion that their beer is extraordinary.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:34 PM (xK9An)

360 @354

jinx!

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (AwPyG)

361 Changing the Starbuck character in Battlestar Galactica into a girl in the reboot didn't bother me, the main characters were kind of annoying anyway. But making the robots not robots any more and doing this big long soap opera, that annoyed me.

Its a shoot-em-up sci fi actioner, not a talky relationship show. Nobody tunes in an action show to see it be about weepy intrigue and lots of talking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

362 I'm still impressed that they got that ball rolling nearly two years ago in anticipation of the "delta" wave petering out and being an ineffective scare tactic. That was planning ahead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:31 PM (BGev3)

You just know 99% of these people are looking to get onto disability. Or they were a physical mess before COVID.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (EpDzw)

363 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
New York City is mandating vaccine passports, but Boston's [black, female] democratic mayor compared vaccine passports to slave papers:

https://bit.ly/3jmrsa2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (d9FiS)

364 334 Prague in the mid 90s was nirvana. Cheap as fuck, gorgeous girls and a vibe that comes after 40 years of communism where everyone wants to live life to the fullest.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

And Bucharest, but with whips

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (U/0zO)

365 Speaker McCarthy will hold several votes to overturn Obamacare and Allocate $50b to a border wall. And then run to the Hannity show to tell Sean how hard he is fighting for Americans but darn it Biden just keep vetoing his bills.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (3vQN0)

366 Speaking of Condit, remember how there's a congressional slush fund to pay off sexual harassment victims?

I read somewhere that they shut that down, but I think by that they meant "named it something else and then stopped talking about it"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

367 Its a shoot-em-up sci fi actioner, not a talky relationship show. Nobody tunes in an action show to see it be about weepy intrigue and lots of talking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

NuBSG was trash. It had potential but became progressively more stupid.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (EpDzw)

368 First to say send Amazon an anus scan/photo instead??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)

369 Long haul!!! Overwhelmed!!! *hic* Love is love.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (W4eKo)

370 They just rearrange the deck chairs every couple of decades.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (BJKQV)

The parties switched.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (7J42R)

371 Old and busted: People who die from COVID.
New hotness: COVID-corpse hand-harvesters.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (xK9An)

372 So scarborough wasn't the only one who murdered an intern?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (gpKIi)

373 The ERs are not overwhelmed. Ask me how I know.
====

It's breathtaking the lies that they tell when there are tens of thousands of people out there who know better.

You'd think if they were going to lie, they'd lie about things that aren't easily checked/known.

Shows just how far gone everything is.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (iydjf)

374 Want a good laugh? Search for #CuomoForPresident on Twitter.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM (BJKQV)

375 >>send Amazon an anus
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)

Bounty-hunters.

Game on.

Posted by: ZOD at August 04, 2021 06:38 PM (xK9An)

376 You know who else is having a birthday?

Ibram X. Kendi
@DrIbram
To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce. Will you join me? #40x40 #CompassionInAction

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 06:38 PM (d9FiS)

377 In exchange for amazon goods, you can now pay off your bill by boxing orders in their warehouse. You load 15 tons, you get $20 knocked off your bill.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (gpKIi)

378 Ben Had @ 250 -Tony Llamas. 2 pair, 1 brown cowhide no stitched upper, 1 black subdued ostrich light blue and gray stitched upper. Black ones are for church, weddings, funerals, and political meetings. Brown ones are for kicking around. Combat boots for 'work'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (0OP+5)

379 Prague in the mid 90s was nirvana. Cheap as fuck, gorgeous girls and a
vibe that comes after 40 years of communism where everyone wants to live
life to the fullest.


I flew through Prague to the Czech Republic a few years ago for work. Man - nice peeps - but it was different. They're frosty at first - and they don't like it when you're nice up front. But then, it's like a wall breaks, and all the sudden you're in the middle of the family get together. It seemed to help when I'd break the ice by admitting I did something wrong.

I would ask, and they tried to explain, but I think it was a little bit of Cold War, and a little bit of East Europe all at the same time. Still - nice folks.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (FhtF7)

380 Based on your experience, you will confirm or deny the assertion that their beer is extraordinary.
Posted by: ZOD at August 0

Yes. It is. And so are the women. And the food. And the landscape. And the Gothic architecture. And the fishing. And... Just, everything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (JN3xP)

381 Ibram X. Kendi
@DrIbram
To celebrate the 40th birthday of my friend Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce. Will you join me? #40x40 #CompassionInAction
====

38 minutes of which will be unwanted sexual advances.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:40 PM (iydjf)

382 In exchange for amazon goods, you can now pay off your bill by boxing orders in their warehouse. You load 15 tons, you get $20 knocked off your bill.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:39 PM (gpKIi)

No, you get another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:40 PM (EpDzw)

383 Biden logic!

Biden* Developing Plan To Require Vaccinations Of Anyone Traveling To USA, But Not Those Who Come Illegally

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 06:40 PM (d9FiS)

384 "I'm donating 40 minutes of mentorship time to a woman reentering the workforce. Will you join me?"

I can donate 5 minutes but I want to be first.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

385 Cuomosexual, has a nice right to it, I wonder what I have to do to enjoy that.

Posted by: Colin at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (UF8gN)

386 Let's get it ON, Dr. Ibram!

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at August 04, 2021 06:41 PM (W4eKo)

387 Damn, forgot my Bill Clinton sock.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

388 370 They just rearrange the deck chairs every couple of decades.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:33 PM (BJKQV)

The parties switched.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:36 PM (7J42R)

Lol. Yeah. The parties & Democrat's beliefs stayed the same. Democrat's just switched targets.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:42 PM (BJKQV)

389 Posted by: A Scold of Karens

**

I found an author I'd forgotten about but really enjoyed. Larry Brown, a fireman out of Mississippi. Hard boiled stories of the South, with comedy and love thrown in here and there in similarly brutal ways. Great author, especially if you like the Southern genre. There's at least one movie based on his work titled Big Bad Love. Good movie, too.

Anyway, all of that to say:

Miracle of catfish.

I love that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:43 PM (BGev3)

390 Nobody tunes in an action show to see it be about weepy intrigue and lots of talking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2021 06:35 PM


This.

What. Happened. In the Captain's Quarters. Stayed. In. The. Captain's. Quarters.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain, UFP at August 04, 2021 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

391 Michael Avenatti for President
Andrew Cuomo for President

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:44 PM (BJKQV)

392 No, you get another day older and deeper in debt.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at August 04, 2021 06:40 PM (EpDzw)

Well, yeah. You have to buy lunch at the company store, and uniforms, and it costs $5 to use the bathroom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:44 PM (gpKIi)

393 That didn't work.
How do you do a strikethough here?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:45 PM (BJKQV)

394 what's funny about Meghan's "40th" b day is that article by her "first boyfriend" from camp who said they were both 13 at the time.

He's now 45

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 06:45 PM (AwPyG)

395 Markle is 40? She doesn't look a day over 45.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:45 PM (gpKIi)

396 Based on your experience, you will confirm or deny the assertion that their beer is extraordinary.

Posted by: ZOD


I don't know how they do it - but they can brew local Pilsners that drink easy, strong, and don't have any of that yeasty shit like our wheats. Honestly - best local beer I've ever drank. And I drank plenty. Maybe that's why I got the side eye now and then.
You go to lunch - don't order the sampler, at least where I was working. They bring out something that looks like a damn shelf from the local deli.
I really liked the Czech Republic. Just nice, simple, honest folks.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:46 PM (FhtF7)

397 You'd think if they were going to lie, they'd lie about things that aren't easily checked/known.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 06:37 PM


Ummm, maybe not.

Posted by: Obama's Birth Certificate at August 04, 2021 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

398 Nobody nooded

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 06:47 PM (gpKIi)

399 How do you do a strikethough here?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:45 PM


Like this.

Posted by: HordeSource, your OneStopShop for advice at August 04, 2021 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

400 Was Cuomo ever on 'The View' so the 'women' could faun over him and tell him what a great President he would make, like they did Avenatt.
I love to watch Avenatt on The View reruns. The girls all have stars in their eyes.

Posted by: Colin at August 04, 2021 06:51 PM (UF8gN)

401 Ha, I'd forgotten about my cowboy boots. I'll have to go dig them out. Nothing too pricey but they were pricey for me at the time. Laredo, maybe? Anyway, gorgeous boots. Deep blood color with bright cherry that shines through in creases and if the light hits it just right, with a slightly brighter flamejob detail stitched at the toebox and going back three or four inches. Subtle, but still catchy.

I bought them for motorcycling and realized the EMT would have to cut them off my ankles, so I switched them to "go out and shoot pool" duty. So many compliments from the ladies from those boots worn with a white shirt and pair of honest-wear and naturally faded 501s.

(thinks back fondly to the mid 90s)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 06:53 PM (BGev3)

402 344 If you don't get vaccinated, we will weld your front doors shut! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens

That's wood, hon. And sugar britches - that other clamp is a ground. Sure - I can explain all that to you. But I can't understand it for you.
Wrong wire, FYI. You need flux-core without a gas bottle. Switch the taps inside the machine. Fvck - just stop. I'll shut myself in.


Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 06:32 PM (FhtF7)
LOL, nah. pull up a chair, open a beer, watch the sparks fly.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 06:53 PM (YkawN)

403 Like this.
Posted by: HordeSource, your OneStopShop for advice at August 04, 2021 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

Hey. Thank you.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:55 PM (BJKQV)

404 391 Michael Avenatti for President
Andrew Cuomo for President
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2021 06:44 PM (BJKQV)

Seriously.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2021 06:57 PM (mlEI/)

405 103 Turns out Willie Brown is probably the smartest politician in the state, he said this was a big mistake doing it this way but was overruled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (5p7BC)

As a resident of CA, I so hope you're right Dave. You are extremely smart in these matters... But the election theft of Nov 2020 has me cynical. I will be SHOCKED if the Dems don't bail out Newsom with big-time cheating (universal mail-ins are happening) even if he loses the recall. They are ballot drop boxes EVERYWHERE out here... The Dem machine is too big and too corrupt out here. I just don't see the recall happening.... Hope I'm wrong.
______________
I smell opportunity.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at August 04, 2021 08:38 PM (G3I8H)

406 I had a very interesting biology teacher when I was in school. He would get lost in his own thoughts and start on one thing and then end up going on a completely different tangent.

He would stop class to tell us where the clitoris was or how to tune an A-series engine from a mini.

One time, I remember we were talking about alcohols effect on the body and then he began to talk about how body decomposition created alcohol which can complicate the results of an autopsy regarding intoxication,

This led him on to the Moorgate tube crash, which is interesting in that nobody has ever been able to explain what happened. Either a driver committed suicide or it was an unexplained episode of paralysis that left no trace on the brain.

Basically, this tube train ran through the station at speed and hit the end wall without the driver taking his hand off the dead man's switch.

What has stuck with me though was my biology teacher telling us that the impact was so great that the Driver's cab, which was supposed to be 3ft deep, had been crushed to only 6 inches and the following 7 rows of seats occupied the 2ft behind that. Trains are no joke.

Posted by: STV at August 04, 2021 08:49 PM (G7TE+)

407 Forgot how a big a CUCK Jonah Goldberg is...

Posted by: Winston Smith at August 05, 2021 03:29 AM (1BcJT)

408 Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 40 foot
drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has
83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had
to share it with someone!

Posted by: there web hosting at August 27, 2021 08:17 PM (m2tMo)

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