Obama Claims He's "Significantly" Cutting His Guest List for His Princely Birthday Party

He had invited 475+ guests, plus 200 servants.

What's he reducing the guest list to? 300? 250?

That's still a "large gathering" which the CDC says should be had virtually -- over the computer.

You know, how kids go to school.

More lies and gaslighting from your increasingly intolerable Ruling Class.

Former President Barack Obama has canceled his controversial 60th birthday mega-bash in Martha's Vineyard, citing the spread of the coronavirus's Delta variant.

"Due to the new spread of the Delta variant over the past week, the President and Mrs. Obama have decided to significantly scale back the event to include only family and close friends," Obama’s spokeswoman Hannah Hankins said in a statement Wednesday morning, The New York Times reported.

Note that a super-popular Savior like Barack Obama has at least 200 "close friends."


"He's appreciative of others sending their birthday wishes from afar and looks forward to seeing people soon," she added.

Obama's decision follows a report by The Post, which cited a source as saying the former president was creating a public health "nightmare" by trying to get nearly 700 people to his party amid a national surge of the variant and new restrictions.

...

On Monday, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was pressed on the massive shindig -- and defended it.

Asked if Obama was "setting the wrong example about how serious COVID-19 is by hosting a big birthday party with hundreds of people," Psaki said that the venue is within a county classified by the CDC as having only moderate coronavirus transmission -- though there's an outbreak of the more contagious Delta variant of COVID-19 nearby on Cape Cod, which is just over 50 miles away.

...

Last week, Martha's Vineyard health officials urged people to wear masks when indoors as the local infection rate was categorized as "substantial," meaning more than 50 new cases per 100,000 residents over one week.

Again, the CDC says that private gatherings of six to eight people are okay, but have issued guidances forbidding larger gatherings.

Will Obama only be entertaining six to eight people?

Shiiiiiiit, Pearl Jam alone is five.

Now, I want you all to consider your Privilege and how your Privilege makes life more difficult for marginalized persons like Barack and Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM




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1 Fuck obama

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 04:28 PM (H3XYS)

2 He only scaled back because he got caught.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 04:29 PM (H3XYS)

3 who dat

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:29 PM (DJFLF)

4 It would be grand if pictures were leaked to the media. Something like the National Enquirer would probably publish.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 04:30 PM (H3XYS)

5 The JEF still insists on himself

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 04, 2021 04:30 PM (bogXd)

6 Fuck him

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2021 04:30 PM (dmfmx)

7 10% less butt fucking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

8 Willowed
New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (xPl2J)

9 Perl Jam is a tasteless, vulgar person's Soundgarden.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (EXfvD)

10 I'll bet the servants are all masked.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

11 11th.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (8FpyL)

12 Anyone who'd invite Pearl Jam is the kind of person who has no friends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (IozSV)

13
Note that a super-popular Savior like Barack Obama has at least 200 "close friends."


Nice catch, Ace.

Christ Almighty.
Most people don't even have 10 family members that like them!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (OuyI9)

14 Perl Jam is a tasteless, vulgar person's Soundgarden.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (EXfvD)

Their only good album was there first one.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (8FpyL)

15 I don't think I like Barack Obama very much.

Need more data, though, before a final determination can be made.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

16 Obama is a dirtbag with lots of dirtbag friends.

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (r4sI4)

17 Toonces spoke in class today.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (W4eKo)

18 like Obama ever tells the truth. Scaled back party? Not a chance. Undercover of darkness with help from the media Party? yup. And when he gets outed by the real press he'll just ignore it.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (skoMC)

19 Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (EXfvD){/i]

Chris Cornell was pretty good but he had terrible taste in second wives.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (DJFLF)

20 This party will be all about fighting racism which we know is even deadlier than covid so it is OK.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (MxEKc)

21 I bet his neighbors hate him.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

22 I agree with the first comment, but with a barbed-wired, flaming pineapple sideways.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (2sCft)

23
Why does he "need" a live band, anyway?

hasn't this obama cocksucker ever heard of a CD player?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (OuyI9)

24 CORRECTION: Serving peons do not count as "persons"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (guGkK)

25 I'm a metal guy, so I hated all that Seattle shit.

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

26 Fuck obama
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 04:28 PM (H3XYS)

I would definitely prefer not to-and I imagine you feel the same.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (k39e/)

27 Why would anybody book Pearl Jam for a private party? Do they live in the neighborhood?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (bCkNL)

28 20 This party will be all about fighting racism which we know is even deadlier than covid so it is OK.
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (MxEKc)

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It's gonna be super weird when Jeremiah Wright and Stephen Spielberg end up at the punch bowl at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

29 When I die I'd like at least 200 people to show up at my funeral. Of course, half will be there to celebrate and the other half because I owed them money...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (IozSV)

30 I'll bet the servants are all masked.

And in chaps...

And all under the age of eighteen.

Courtesy of Comet Pizza and Biden's Sex Trafficking Service

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (+LCoQ)

31 Servants, Like those on the Right, Don't Count.

Posted by: DC Technocrats at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (DJFLF)

33 Fuck obama
Posted by: n


guess somebody got uninvited to the party.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (QBCNp)

34 29 When I die I'd like at least 200 people to show up at my funeral. Of course, half will be there to celebrate and the other half because I owed them money...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (IozSV)

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Will it be virtual? I'll attend if it's virtual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

35
obama invited his closest devotees, because he and his big ugly wife don't have any friends

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (OuyI9)

36 Oops, that was me, not CS Lewis.

Posted by: Mark1871 at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (xPl2J)

37 32
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (DJFLF)



You can say that again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)

38 10 I'll bet the servants are all masked.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
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Gimp masked

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (bogXd)

39 Biden giving a waiver so all US troops can get the de@th j@b. With the rates of myocarditis for young people, China won't even have to make an effort to invade.

/thanks SCOTUS and every state that certified a fraudulent election

Posted by: Vyx at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (JIma9)

40 24 CORRECTION: Serving peons do not count as "persons"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (guGkK)

Heh, you beat me.

Posted by: DC Technocrats at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

41 He doesn't care if there were to be pictures taken. I don't know if you noticed but they love showcasing the double standard and rubbing the surfs face in it.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (qH6FZ)

42 Asked if Obama was "setting the wrong example about how serious COVID-19 is by hosting a big birthday party with hundreds of people," Psaki said that the venue is within a county classified by the CDC as having only moderate coronavirus transmission


Yeah. That's one of the nice things about having 30-acre lots.

Lots of social distancing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (guGkK)

43
I'll bet the servants are all masked.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I'll bet you're right.
Maybe plastic shields, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (OuyI9)

44 I said it before and I will say it again - the day after this abomination, Masshole guv Chaaaaaaalie Baker will re-instate a mask mandate. Not before, but after.

Because you can't fellate the dog-eating crackhead with a mask on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (2JVJo)

45 I wonder how they decide who gets cut.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (Tnijr)

46 I'll bet the servants are all masked.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
........

Gay lucha libre.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

47 You can say that again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)


I was trying to deny The Barrel my life essence!

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (DJFLF)

48 44 I said it before and I will say it again - the day after this abomination, Masshole guv Chaaaaaaalie Baker will re-instate a mask mandate. Not before, but after.

Because you can't fellate the dog-eating crackhead with a mask on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:34 PM (2JVJo)

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The second class status of 99% of America is becoming kinda clear, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

49 Biden giving a waiver so all US troops can get the de@th j@b.

I'm sure his wife is advising him. She's a doctor, you know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

50 Shiiiiiiit, Pearl Jam alone is five.

-
Mooch must be at least three.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (d9FiS)

51 Well, I expect a lot of gay sex at the party, so totally reasonable to cut out the hetros.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (u82oZ)

52 Why would anybody book Pearl Jam for a private party? Do they live in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (bCkNL)



No birthday party clown could be obtained on short notice?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (guGkK)

53 Wow, if Biden's approval polling goes any lower, he won't be able to import millions of illegals and place them all over the US (with the help of Catholic "Charities" and many others like them).

Oh wait, yes he will.

But surrendering to Tehran, even as the IGRC does donuts in the world's front yard with piracy and murderous drone strikes - that's right out, right?

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (OTzUX)

54 "Comrades! You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs aredoing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself! Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (and this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brain-workers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Surely, comrades, surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?" - Squealer, Animal Farm

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (49Exr)

55 Why would anybody book Pearl Jam for a private party? Do they live in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (bCkNL)

Smash Mouth had a prior commitment.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (BvNzB)

56 So...when do they finish filming The Godfather 4?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (qoz/n)

57 I hope he gets the Wuhan Virus for his birthday... Is that wrong???

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (2sCft)

58 Off, evil Deep State Sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

59 Dear Air Force, I need to borrow a B-52 for this weekend. I promise to buy the supplemental insurance.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (r1z5A)

60 Psaki said that the venue is within a county classified by the CDC as having only moderate coronavirus transmission

oh so *now* they care about county stats!

lol what a clown car this is

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (DJFLF)

61 My guest list has been reduced from 475 to 600.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (CTJwJ)

62 in fairness, the obama days at the hq were more fun. he was a more interesting pinata

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (QBCNp)

63 I thought Obama was all refined and shit. Where are the Boston Pops?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

64 I'll turn fifty next year.
Why friggin' celebrate it ? Oh - I get it - Bammy just wants the attention. But straight up, I'm not excited about turning fifty. Sure as shit ain't having company over.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (FhtF7)

65 My they sent out Un-Invitations in the mail.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (Tnijr)

66 29 When I die I'd like at least 200 people to show up at my funeral. Of course, half will be there to celebrate and the other half because I owed them money...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2021 04:33 PM (IozSV)

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Will it be virtual? I'll attend if it's virtual.


Unfortunately you both will be attending the same funeral at the Happy Happy Fun Camp Lime Pit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (+LCoQ)

67 57 I hope he gets the Wuhan Virus for his birthday... Is that wrong???

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (2sCft)

Better yet, "I hope he gets EVERYTHING he deserves".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

68 *types

*deletes

Posted by: Golfman at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (hOMhY)

69 My only question about the whole thing is: Who was paying for the big birthday party Barry was,throwing for himself at one of his huge homes? Barry? Moochelle? Us taxpayers, through several cutouts?

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (AMIL/)

70 He ain't cutting $hit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

71 59 Dear Air Force, I need to borrow a B-52 for this weekend. I promise to buy the supplemental insurance.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (r1z5A)

Pick one of the gals, not the gay guy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

72 I hope he gets the Wuhan Virus for his birthday... Is that wrong???
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (2sCft)



He's been on anti-virals for decades, IYKWIM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

73 They're going to have "servants" ? I thought that was right out!

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (r1z5A)

74 My guest list has been reduced from 475 to 600.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 04, 2021 04:36 PM (CTJwJ)


heh. This guy gets it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (AiZBA)

75 it would suck if he were reducing the servants, nothing worserer than and understaffed party.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (QBCNp)

76 Maybe he has to actually HAVE the party to find out how many people have been invited??

Posted by: Madame Speaker at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (mZUr4)

77 What from 500 guests to 493?

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (Cxk7w)

78 I hope he gets a nasty case of the runs at his party...

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (uUDKV)

79 Remember the Nuremburg Code? Wasn't it fun when we thought it was real?

Posted by: Vyx at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (+74Cc)

80 New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.
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So Biden is under 40 now (Quin has an 8 point Dem bias)

Biden is 6 months into his presidency and less popular than Trump was at any point.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (DFWJJ)

81 Springsteen was going to come with his entourage of regular wokring class folk but, alas, he will now have to leave them behind.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

82 Do Mooch and the kids count? Wearing masks? Vaccinated? HIPAA waivers? Bueller?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (glGDV)

83 >>>New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.


sweet!

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (0G13K)

84 69 My only question about the whole thing is: Who was paying for the big birthday party Barry was,throwing for himself at one of his huge homes? Barry? Moochelle? Us taxpayers, through several cutouts?
Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (AMIL/)

I doubt O is paying for it. Probably a $10K a plate kind of party.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

85 He is dropping 4-5 points a week now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (DFWJJ)

86 Remember the Nuremburg Code? Wasn't it fun when we thought it was real?
Posted by: Vyx at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (+74Cc)


Dude, that was written like more than 2 years ago.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (AiZBA)

87 Fuck obama
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2021 04:28 PM (H3XYS)

Not even with Corn Pop's dick

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (mZUr4)

88 Eddie Vedder has a more punchable face than the JEF. And that's saying something.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)

89 Piker, barky should have upped it to 1,000. Screw the covids, I hope they all get TB.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (w3Unh)

90 I'll assume Princely is a euphemism for Homoerotic Luciferian.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (/mmgm)

91 Will the O's body man be backing O up? (with rhythm)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (gylQA)

92 Smash Mouth had a prior commitment.

Is Nickelback busy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (HaL55)

93 Why would anybody book Pearl Jam for a private party? Do they live in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (bCkNL)

Smash Mouth had a prior commitment.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi

I was thinking Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (d9FiS)

94 >>>New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.
sweet!
Posted by: ace at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (
++++
Just don't get cocky, Mr. O'Spades....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (2sCft)

95 How many of those 475 people actually genuinely know the purple lipped messiah and like his company?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR)

96 He is dropping 4-5 points a week now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (DFWJJ)



It's now a race to the bottom between his popularity and his neural synapses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (guGkK)

97 He didn't invite any bears.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (63Dwl)

98
He's been on anti-virals for decades, IYKWIM.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

Oh, that's right, nobody remembers HIPAA. My bad.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (glGDV)

99 >>>85 He is dropping 4-5 points a week now.


IQ you mean?

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (0G13K)

100 Springsteen was going to come with his entourage of regular wokring class folk but, alas, he will now have to leave them behind.
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

Instead, he's coming with just his guitar and harmonica and will sing Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger songs

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (mR6Gs)

101 Once Biden's polling goes below a certain point then federal oil and gas leases resume, right?

Or was it that racist indoctrination throughout the guvamint and military and wider society via tax support ends?

Something like that.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (OTzUX)

102 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (arJlL)

103
who dat

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 04:29 PM (DJFLF)

who dat say who dat?

Posted by: Old Blue at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (VNmG1)

104 92 Smash Mouth had a prior commitment.
Is Nickelback busy?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (HaL55)

What about Yoko? I hear she's always a hit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

105 Eddie Vedder has a more punchable face than the JEF. And that's saying something.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)

We did a collaboration with PJ back in the day. EV is a dick. Why Chris Cornell and not Eddie Vedder.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (dZ6gQ)

106 No matter how low the polls go Dr. Jill will always be there at his side.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (guGkK)

107 Have Biden drive his White Freightliner.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (glGDV)

108 New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.
sweet!
Posted by: ace


But! But! 81 MILLION VOTES!!

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (r1z5A)

109 Pearl Jam = Man Batter

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (M+Lyo)

110 Now, I want you all to consider your Privilege and how your Privilege makes life more difficult for marginalized persons like Barack and Michelle Obama.

I'm gonna leave some privilege in the toilet. Prolly need to light a match afterwards. They're welcome to some of that privilege, I don't need or want it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (VcFUs)

111 We are sorry Comrade but we have determined your social rating is too low to allow you to attend the birthday celebration of our beloved President Barack Obama.

Please take this occasion to reflect on how you may raise that rating to be able to attend all of the wonderful events that available to Party members.

Lean Forward!

Posted by: Barky's Birthday Un-Invite at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (Tnijr)

112 Oh, that's right, nobody remembers HIPAA. My bad.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:40 PM (glGDV)


One time I got a HIPAA-potomus for Christmas

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (mZUr4)

113 "Instead of turning our private cove on the Atlantic Coast into a simulated bathhouse, we'll instead have a Tesla gumball rally to the Dike Bridge in Chappaquiddick and Party Like It's 1969!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (F0k/C)

114 My speculation, no guests cut, that's just the number that confirmed that could travel. Alternate theory, they ain't cutting shit they're just going to pretend they are and the media will dutifully pretend there aren't 600+ people actually there.

Posted by: buzzion at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (vMCab)

115
check .. check
syphilis .. syphilis

Posted by: The Obama Sound Check at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

116 oh so *now* they care about county stats!



lol what a clown car this is


I heard, "Comrade. State says it is perfectly safe for party to have. Not to worry."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (HaL55)

117 Three Doors Down cancelled on general principle.

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (r4sI4)

118 Obama Claims He's "Significantly" Cutting His Guest List

Do I need to show ID? Racist much?

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (9Fwwf)

119 10cc> Pearl Jam

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (mR6Gs)

120 Only a dumb fuvk would believe that BS.

Posted by: Ziba at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (S1hrL)

121 Birthday parties are for those under 7 or over 70.

Otherwise, it's just a gift/cash grab.
But we already knew this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (vuisn)

122 108 New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.
sweet!
Posted by: ace
But! But! 81 MILLION VOTES BALLOTS!!
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (r1z5A)

FIFY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

123 Someone has to show up. Lighten up on the guy.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (glGDV)

124
obama's rotten parents died young
bad genes

here's hoping...


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:43 PM (OuyI9)

125 "Instead, he's coming with just his guitar and harmonica and will sing Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger songs

Posted by: JoeF."

Hopefully they will do that acoustic covid vaccine song for an encore. It's awesome!

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (MxEKc)

126 So when do we get the Maricopa audit report?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (OTzUX)

127 I he likes his pity party, he can keep his pity party.

Posted by: flounder at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

128 Don't care about obama, hope he gets a bunch of annoying gifts, but they cant test for delta, its all bs, they cant even test properly for covid originale.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (r+sAi)

129 How many guests said they would come only if the senile pervert wasn't there.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (cSyAR)

130 Throne sniffer convention.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (GuMjT)

131 Three Doors Down cancelled on general principle.

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (r4sI4)

Even Mud Honey said they were busy. And Mark Arm is a dick.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (dZ6gQ)

132 Where's Beyoncé and JZ, Billy Eilish and the two dry humping scuz from the Grammies?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (w3Unh)

133 So when do we get the Maricopa audit report?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (OTzUX)



It's been assigned to Durham and he is working on it as we speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (guGkK)

134 126:

Was dat?

Posted by: Ziba at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (S1hrL)

135 The big six oh. Remember the trauma of signing up for Medicare. You can't even pump gas anymore without it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (glGDV)

136 Lloyd Austin will seek a presidential waiver to allow him to require Covid vaccinations for all military members, even though the vaccines haven't been fully approved yet.

http://bitly.ws/fULd

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (sWM8x)

137 We did a collaboration with PJ back in the day. EV is a dick. Why Chris Cornell and not Eddie Vedder.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (dZ6gQ)


I think shitty people stick around just to piss us off.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)

138 have you seen his jeans?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (QBCNp)

139 114 My speculation, no guests cut, that's just the number that confirmed that could travel. Alternate theory, they ain't cutting shit they're just going to pretend they are and the media will dutifully pretend there aren't 600+ people actually there.
Posted by: buzzion at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (vMCab)

They'll do what the media does at a Trump Rally; undercount.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

140 Pretty soon we will have dominion running all polls too in which the democrat will never drop below 101% approval.

That extra 1% is the margin of error.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (hQVBP)

141 Will there be cornhole?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

142 Biden couldn't swing 475 paid guests and staffers at his hugely popular rallies.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (ELgVT)

143 "Former President Barack Obama has canceled his controversial 60th birthday mega-bash in Martha's Vineyard..."

So, "canceled" apparently means "not-canceled" because the party will still continue.

Words. What do they mean? Besides Newspeak?

We're well into 2+2=5 territory now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (aXxgO)

144 From his main handler yesterday.

Valerie Jarrett@ValerieJarrett-Aug 3

My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6 or $60 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (qH6FZ)

145 Was dat?


THIRD BASE!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (yQpMk)

146 >>Psaki said that the venue is within a county classified by the CDC as having only moderate coronavirus transmission

Come on, you know that Psaki would take a 45 and blow any socialist defiant American's face into next Wed if she thought it was legal and she could get away with it. You can see her contempt for any form of Republican Democratic governance just dripping off that scornful tortured Marxist face. She's the very definition of a true believer.

Posted by: Boswell at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (5iUNf)

147 Is Biden still scheduled to man the dunk tank?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

148 The second class status of 99% of America is becoming kinda clear, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)


If Stan himself appeared to me and offered to transport me back to Hollywood in 1915 as well as set me up with - oh, I don't know, Anita Stewart? - I'd be sorely tempted to sign on the dotted line.

I need to go away again for another week without internet access and drown in 1917.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (2JVJo)

149 50 Shiiiiiiit, Pearl Jam alone is five.
-
Mooch must be at least three.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 04:35 PM (d9FiS)
---
4 if you count Mooch's penis

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (VcFUs)

150 @101
"The conservative case for why presidential popularity polls are racist."

Posted by: junior at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (rM7H/)

151 Cicero, that's not nice. I almost detect a hint of low confidence in our august institutions there. Almost.

Do people at the marina wear masks? Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (OTzUX)

152 It would be grand if pictures were leaked to the media. Something like the National Enquirer would probably publish.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Daily Mail would publish a hundred at once. I hope they do.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (OssQ4)

153 What type of an 'adult' throws birthday bashes anyway?
How old is this clown? Five?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's dick at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (jWe5r)

154 115
check .. check

syphilis .. syphilis

Posted by: The Obama Sound Check at August 04, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

When Bill Clinton arrives, don't forget the to clap.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

155 I'm a metal guy, so I hated all that Seattle shit.
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

Soundgarden and Alice In Chains were/are good. All the rest can do what Cobain did.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (Mnkmu)

156 #124

It would be best if he just vanished.
I don't want the Rotunda/Pennsylvania Ave. theater.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (GuMjT)

157 off nasty prancing faggot sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (VcFUs)

158 hard for me to even care about stories like this anymore. Yeah, they're doing exactly what I always thought they would do, and they are exactly who I always thought that they were. And nobody anywhere will do jack shit about it except maybe laugh at the people complaining because they're so weak that they can't do anything about it.

this is what a corrupt power structure in a corrupt country looks like. how long can anyone stay surprised?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (trdmm)

159 "Instead, he's coming with just his guitar and harmonica and will sing Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger songs

Posted by: JoeF."

And the Mooch will dance in a bikini !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (arJlL)

160 >>> New Quinnipiac poll: Biden approval 47%. Generic congressional vote is Dems +1. In May the same pollster had Dems +9.
------
So Biden is under 40 now (Quin has an 8 point Dem bias)

Biden is 6 months into his presidency and less popular than Trump was at any point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (DFWJJ)


All leftists have a floor though. No Republican has a floor. Unlike the left, the sort of person who would vote for a republican is rational, civic-minded, sane, and capable of independent thought.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (EXfvD)

161 The article says cancelled. To me that means 0 guests. Everything else is BS.

Journalists don't even know the meaning of the word cancelled.

Posted by: InCali at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (MBmq2)

162 Will there be any POC servers, bus people, bathroom attendants?

Posted by: Ziba at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (S1hrL)

163 Maybe ugly kid Joe will crash the party and pet some kids

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (M+Lyo)

164 Pearl Jam members are white right? They couldn't get any rappers to show up? Maybe the Temptations? They got a washed up white guy band that has always sucked for a President that has always sucked.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)

165 confederatefifth

David Brooks, are you still alive?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (u82oZ)

166 I once heard Springsteen sing a Beatles tune. He sounded like a cat in a rotisserie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (bCkNL)

167 Obama's party is a double threat. Covid and HIV .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (2DOZq)

168 My speculation, no guests cut, that's just the number that confirmed that could travel. Alternate theory, they ain't cutting shit they're just going to pretend they are and the media will dutifully pretend there aren't 600+ people actually there.

And the alternate theory is that there never was 600+ people who would show up to his place, but they just pulled some inflated number out of the air. A recent count of the RSVPs was a much smaller number, so they blamed the cancellations on the C19 rather than a diminished interest in the Light Bearer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (+LCoQ)

169 Will there be any POC servers, bus people, bathroom attendants?
Posted by: Ziba at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (S1hrL)

Shoe shine ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (M+Lyo)

170 Oh, that's right, nobody remembers HIPAA. My bad.
Posted by: 80's music fan

Joe is ignoring the Constitution. You think he'll stop at HIPAA?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (d9FiS)

171 Has everyone been given the opportunity to wish jug ears a happy birthday?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (cSyAR)

172 153 What type of an 'adult' throws birthday bashes anyway?
How old is this clown? Five?
Posted by: Bea Arthur's dick at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (jWe5r)

someone who's looking for a good way to collect checks from all of his minions, one that will publicly shame them if they don't pay up like the others are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (trdmm)

173 Do people at the marina wear masks? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (OTzUX)



Except for obvious non-boater visitors and Asians, mask compliance is at a steady 0%.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (guGkK)

174 I think shitty people stick around just to piss us off.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)


That would explain why I'm still around.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)

175 Maybe less hired help

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (Cxk7w)

176 Will there be cornhole?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:45
+++++
ISWYDT

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2sCft)

177 off nasty prancing faggot sock
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs)

Kansas City ?

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (arJlL)

178 141 Will there be cornhole?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (guGkK)

No, but there will be cornholing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

179 The article says cancelled. To me that means 0 guests. Everything else is BS.

But the Obamas will not be refunding the $10k/invite .

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (+LCoQ)

180 "only moderate coronavirus transmission"

Just the tip!

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (Tnijr)

181 Sorry for your cur-tailed privilege, Barack. Lightbringer. Exalted One.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (b4FbH)

182 I wonder if the guests are expected to put money in Barry's purse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

183 Overheard at BarkyJam:
The New York State Throughway is closed, man!

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (r4sI4)

184 confederatefifth

David Brooks, are you still alive?
Posted by: N




it was more fun when the pres was just evil, not evil and demented.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (QBCNp)

185 >>> My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6 or $60 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (qH6FZ)


Or you get a picture of Val jumping naked out of a cake. So, do you feel lucky punk?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (EXfvD)

186 "And the Mooch will dance in a bikini !
Posted by: JT"

Better have a Kelvar crotch.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

187 "We'll also be cutting back on our North Korean menu selections ... limiting the international entree cuisine options to just the top three requested: Chihuahua, Shih Tzu, and of course Boston Terrier."

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (341HI)

188 Unlike the left, the sort of person who would vote for a republican is rational, civic-minded, sane, and capable of independent thought

*******

I voted for Romney!

Kill me now

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (hQVBP)

189 151 Cicero, that's not nice. I almost detect a hint of low confidence in our august institutions there. Almost.
Do people at the marina wear masks? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (OTzUX)

The scuba divers do. Very religious about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

190 I'm sure DogEater is cutting the number of media and maids and that's about it.


Ivermectin double blind study results.

https://tinyurl.com/8cektfcc

Link goes to ZeroHedge.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (DB16e)

191 Upthread:
---
Joy Reid and Stephen Colbert suggest that Donald Trump supporters are in a “Jim Jones” era “death cult” because of their Covid vaccine skepticism.
---
Jim Jones' kool-aid was more than a fraction of 1% going to kill you.

When orders of magnitude don't stop comparisons.... we get January 6th called "Pearl Harbor".

I'm sorry, there are differences of belief--and being off by FUCKING ORDERS OF MAGNI-FUCKING-TUDE!

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (XHhHI)

192 Unlike the left, the sort of person who would vote for a republican is rational, civic-minded, sane, and capable of independent thought.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:46 PM (EXfvD)

damn, that's not enough. We need to find some way to get a majority.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (trdmm)

193 Barry the Lightbringer.... table for 4.

4 cocksuckers show up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (BFigT)

194 He sounded like a cat in a rotisserie.
I thought that was part of the main menu, along with dog with a nice sauce and shallots.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (VNmG1)

195 So whom in the Horde got bumped from the invite list?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (axyOa)

196 This birthday party is going to look like the wedding reception in "Goodfellas", people lining up with bags of money...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (r1z5A)

197 My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow




tricks or years?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (QBCNp)

198 Joe is ignoring the Constitution. You think he'll stop at HIPAA?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (d9FiS)

===============
anyone who wants to grocery shop will have to sign a HIPAA waiver.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (b4FbH)

199 This was a subtle way to ask for money for his "library". I bet he is having significant problems raising money for this. No one gives a flying you know what about his Presidential library which he is building in a part of Chicago where no one wants it built. This "birthday" bash was nothing more than a fundraiser.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Y+l9t)

200 Cancelled means journalist aren't supposed to mention it for a while to calm the critics until it can be safely rubbed in our face later.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (MxEKc)

201 My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6 or $60 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.

*****

The irony of rich people asking poor people to send money to other rich people.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (hQVBP)

202 What type of an 'adult' throws birthday bashes anyway?
How old is this clown? Five?

**

He's going to announce that he, too, is now selling his own artwork.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (XIyJr)

203 I wonder if the guests are expected to put money in Barry's purse.
I suspect its like a mafia wedding.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (r+sAi)

204 Why would anybody book Pearl Jam for a private party? Do they live in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

You know how George Carlin says it a big club and we ain't in it?

Pearl Jam is. Whatever test is administered for admission, they passed it. We're probably better off not knowing what that test involved.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (OssQ4)

205
I wonder if the guests are expected to put money in Barry's purse.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


And give his two ugly daughters million-dollar/yr jobs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (OuyI9)

206 That would explain why I'm still around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)

You are a smart, creative, caring and interesting man. You don't piss people off-at least most people. You don't piss me off. Disagreeing about something does not mean somebody's pisses me off. You'll know if I am pissed off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (k39e/)

207 Hey Bif!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (w3Unh)

208 Cicero, good to hear. Idiotic state u. pool (presumably ordered to do so) just reinstated mask requirement indoors (which is a brief part of the experience). I guess it depends on county health cretins, as to most stores. Saw a lot of them at two stores yesterday.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

209 Pearl Jam is. Whatever test is administered for admission, they passed it. We're probably better off not knowing what that test involved.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (OssQ4)

Lots and lots of decadent fluid transfer(s)?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (5aFbR)

210 So when do we get the Maricopa audit report?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (OTzUX)


Never. Every person working on it will commit suicide at the same time a few nights from now, after burning and BitBleaching every paper and electronic record they possess. The FBI will investigate. Any state or local law enforcement official attempting to investigate will be arrested by the FBI, for interfering in an FBI investigation.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (AMIL/)

211 New sock

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (XIyJr)

212 Is it bad of me to hope that hurricanes turn away from the Atlantic shoreline of the US and target Martha's Vineyard instead?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (TNyrE)

213 freaking horde mind....

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (r1z5A)

214 Springsteen was going to come with his entourage of regular wokring class folk but, alas, he will now have to leave them behind.
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2021 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

Instead, he's coming with just his guitar and harmonica and will sing Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger songs
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 04:41 PM (mR6Gs)
.........

Hope the neighbors don't have mules, they'd go into heat.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

215 My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6, $60 or $666 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (+LCoQ)

216
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (DUIap)

217 Come on, you know that Psaki would take a 45 and blow any socialist
defiant American's face into next Wed if she thought it was legal and
she could get away with it.

In all fairness - those icky dope smoking States with the gaul to legalize that shit got the same general type of talk, back in the day.
That is Republicanism - the freedom for certain states to do shit you don't like. Nobody needs a rule to protect themselves from doing shit their neighbors approve of.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 04:53 PM (FhtF7)

218 166 I once heard Springsteen sing a Beatles tune. He sounded like a cat in a rotisserie.
---
But that band can play Wooly Bully like the Jesus. As an encore one night they turned up the lights and played nothing but rock and roll covers for an hour straight. Greatest dance party ever.

In other news I have tickets to see The Mavericks in Tucson. Neener. Suck on that Ol' Hope n' Change.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 04:53 PM (ESLBo)

219
May the ghost of John Kennedy Jr guide all their planes in for a safe flight to the island.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2021 04:53 PM (OuyI9)

220 202 He's going to announce that he, too, is now selling his own artwork.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (XIyJr)

Will it glow in the dark like BJ Clinton's "art work"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

221 How many buses of illegals have been dropped off in Marthas Vineyard? How many guests have had to interact with regions of the country that had buses full of diseased illegals? I actually wish Obama had had a party with 1000 guests wandering his stately grounds, and it was probably an own goal for people on the right to complain before hand. The photos of the glitterati partying on the beach would have been quite useful.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 04:53 PM (YkawN)

222 Is it bad of me to hope that hurricanes turn away from the Atlantic shoreline of the US and target Martha's Vineyard instead?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle


Actually, that is a good hope anytime.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (r1z5A)

223 D'ya think Biden ever sniffed Mooch ?

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (arJlL)

224 Psaki would take a 45 and blow

**********

This created a mental image only Christina Hendricks can fix.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (hQVBP)

225 I'd like to see a drone fly over that pile and drop a ton of steaming sh**.

Posted by: Ziba at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (S1hrL)

226 Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

Same here. Grocery stores in my neck of the woods are currently about 90% mask monkey, 10% American.

OTOH, gym this morning was at about 15% masked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (guGkK)

227 can Pearl Jam play Freebird?

Posted by: x at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (oA+QO)

228 I do sort of love that an authentic black person wants a washed up acceptable-for-radio / frat party "alternative" band to play at his 60th birthday party.

Mmm, authenticity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (XIyJr)

229 That would explain why I'm still around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, yes. Please stop referring to yourself as shitty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (k39e/)

230 186 "And the Mooch will dance in a bikini !
Posted by: JT"

Better have a Kelvar crotch.
Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

I was gonna post a link to a NSFW image, but I didn't want CBD to ban hammer me.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (VcFUs)

231 Come on, you know that Psaki would take a 45 and blow any socialist
defiant American's face into next Wed if she thought it was legal and
she could get away with it.
---
She could shoot somebody right on Park Avenue and not lose a reporter.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (XHhHI)

232 >>can Pearl Jam play Freebird?


Right up until the Bridge. Then it gets kinda sticky.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (IK3e4)

233 Unpopular opinion: I believe Tucker may run in 2024 even if we don't have an election IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (/mmgm)

234 Maybe just the " journalists " are being left out.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Cxk7w)

235 "Shiiiiiiit, Pearl Jam alone is five."

Counting Eddie Vedder, three. Tops.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Ndje9)

236 That would explain why I'm still around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)


You are NOT a shitty person. You are charming and a true gentleman.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)

237 "can Pearl Jam play Freebird?"


Southern Man, ironically.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:56 PM (qH6FZ)

238 231 Come on, you know that Psaki would take a 45 and blow any socialist
defiant American's face into next Wed if she thought it was legal and
she could get away with it.
---
She could shoot somebody right on Park Avenue and not lose a reporter.
Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (XHhHI)

Well, unless she shot that one reporter that asked that hard question.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

239 So much for any Hordlings below CoB level attending.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

240 I wouldn't be surprised if the Obamas are hurting a bit for money. The public take is that he is orchestrating the Junta behind the scenes, but I don;t think he has any influence at all. It is the Pelosi and Schumer show and their enforcers BLM and Antifa running the show. Is his take from Netflix enough to run a 12 million dollar mansion? Do you think those 200 staff people are getting $15/hr?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (Y+l9t)

241 I'm guessing Stone Temple Pearl Garden is pushing 65-70 these days too, aren't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (XIyJr)

242 Leave Pearl Jam alone!

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (AwPyG)

243 My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6 or $60 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (qH6FZ)


I'm writing my donation check now! I can't wait to dodge hundreds of 9mm bullets in South Chicago, to go and see uncountable pictures of Obama bowing to foreigners or patting himself on the back!

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (AMIL/)

244 230 186 "And the Mooch will dance in a bikini !
Posted by: JT"
Better have a Kelvar crotch.
Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)
I was gonna post a link to a NSFW image, but I didn't want CBD to ban hammer me.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (VcFUs)
---
SFW - swearsies. actual honest to goodness kevlar crotch body armor. it's on a model, that's wearing clothes under the armor.
https://is.gd/Cmv4Cq

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (VcFUs)

245 I cannot even name one Pearl Jam song. I 've obviously heard them but it's not my choice of music.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (k39e/)

246 So much for any Hordlings below CoB level attending.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)


You are much too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (FhtF7)

247 Obama is having fifteen people total to his birthday party, haters. Purely by coincidence his next door neighbor is simultaneously having a party with 700 guests and Pearl Jam is playing

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (b4FbH)

248 So much for any Hordlings below CoB level attending.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)



I'm qualified to serve drinks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

249 199 This was a subtle way to ask for money for his "library". I bet he is having significant problems raising money for this. No one gives a flying you know what about his Presidential library which he is building in a part of Chicago where no one wants it built. This "birthday" bash was nothing more than a fundraiser.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Y+l9t)

------

Muldoon has an outhouse that I'll bet he'll let go for $100,000 max.

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (F0k/C)

250 Is it bad of me to hope that hurricanes turn away from the Atlantic shoreline of the US and target Martha's Vineyard instead?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

I'm keeping my wishes about this whole thing to myself.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (OssQ4)

251 >>I'm guessing Stone Temple Pearl Garden is pushing 65-70 these days too, aren't they?


50-60

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (IK3e4)

252 I think I'd like to see Psuki fire a .45 acp. Probably cleave her forehead in two.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (VNmG1)

253 Maybe just the " journalists " are being left out.
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Cxk7w)


Would never happen. First, the journalistic rules of ethics (*snort*) say that if you're invited to the party, you can't report on mask violations by the other party-goers.

See, e.g., the Bowser Affair.

Second, Barky loves having his knob polished by the Watchdogs of Democracy too much to exclude them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (guGkK)

254 Obama is a fuckin liar, he cancelled nothing. He just disinvited the dead wood he did not want in the first place. Fuckin hypocritical scumbag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (Irn0L)

255 Is his take from Netflix enough to run a 12 million dollar mansion? Do you think those 200 staff people are getting $15/hr?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (Y+l9t)

**

He doesn't need money. He bought 30 oceanfront acres and a big-ass mansion for $12M in a place where that should cost $100M or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (XIyJr)

256 is there a good reasn that you use alt f c to close an email and ctrl w to close a browser tab

wtf man

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (QBCNp)

257 I'm a metal guy, so I hated all that Seattle shit.
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)


Not gonna lie. I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (nfrXX)

258 Gref, Well done!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (w3Unh)

259 I'm guessing Stone Temple Pearl Garden is pushing 65-70 these days too, aren't they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (XIyJr)

I saw Stone Temple Pearl Garden open up for Sound Jam Pilots in Seattle.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)

260 Shiiiiiiit, Pearl Jam alone is five.




Pearl Jam's Ten.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (T+GNN)

261 244 SFW - swearsies. actual honest to goodness kevlar crotch body armor. it's on a model, that's wearing clothes under the armor.

https://is.gd/Cmv4Cq

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (VcFUs)

Still would hurt like a bitch to get hit there. May stop the bullet, but won't stop the bruising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

262 You know what? I don't believe in " super spreader"events. I don't think anyone should be restricted. But if there are restrictions these fuckers need to follow them...

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (uUDKV)

263 I'm qualified to serve drinks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

I'm qualified to drink

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (VcFUs)

264
to go and see uncountable pictures of Obama bowing to foreigners or patting himself on the back!

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM


yet no pictures of Michelle pregnant...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (DUIap)

265 248 I'm qualified to serve drinks.

---
I am qualified to drink drinks.

Technically alcohol is a solution.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (ESLBo)

266 How long does it take to build a Presidential Library? Don't they usually get on that as soon as they're out of office?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (AD3JT)

267
Drive through any black neighborhood and all you hear is Pearl Jam blasting from cars, bars and beauty shops.

Posted by: 24 to the 7 at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (shkhG)

268 Axeman: "Joy Reid and Stephen Colbert...

I'm sorry, there are differences of belief--and being off by FUCKING ORDERS OF MAGNI-FUCKING-TUDE!"


I've become expert at parsing. When I see names like "Joy Reid" and "Stephen Colbert", I know to skip the next sentence/paragraph/article. It's piehole poopers like that who save me lots of time in my reading. They are literary black holes. Do not approach except to figure out the best way to avoid.

Breitbart, for example, has become a quicker read. When "Cher" appears in a headline, I know that idiocy is coming and to skip. When "Behar" appears, I know the idiocy is coming in even faster and to run. And so on.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

269 the thing is is,

joe biden, not attending,

hunter biden, attending.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (QBCNp)

270 D'ya think Biden ever sniffed Mooch ?
Posted by: JT

I think GWB called dibs and she's off limits.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (OssQ4)

271 Tucker pisses off all the right people. The dude flies to Hungry to do some special there. And within an hour of his plane landing in Hungry, all the right people want to go to war with Hungry.
I don't trust Tucker (or any man for that matter) and it could be more of that certain "think", but this does have my attention.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (/mmgm)

272 Still would hurt like a bitch to get hit there. May stop the bullet, but won't stop the bruising.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

Makes me nauseous just thinking about getting hit there.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (VcFUs)

273 It's almost 6 PM on the east coast, do you know where cuomo's hands are?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (Irn0L)

274 Obama's speech at the end of the party:
I-I-I-I-I

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (cSyAR)

275 You know how George Carlin says it a big club and we ain't in it?

Pearl Jam is. Whatever test is administered for admission, they passed it. We're probably better off not knowing what that test involved.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 04:50 PM (OssQ4)

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LOL. A vivid imagination is a blessing ... and a curse.

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (F0k/C)

276 Okay, this is the most vile story I've read in a while. I'm not suffering alone. You're all gonna suffer with me.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/465926/

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (e/twp)

277 D'ya think Biden ever sniffed Mooch ?
Posted by: JT

I don't sniff my cats ass.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (Irn0L)

278 Obama is a fuckin liar, he cancelled nothing. He just disinvited the dead wood he did not want in the first place. Fuckin hypocritical scumbag
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (Irn0L)

They put that he "cancelled" in the first sentence because 99% of the people only read the first sentence.

So now they think, "no problem. He cancelled."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)

279 >>> Is it bad of me to hope that hurricanes turn away from the Atlantic shoreline of the US and target Martha's Vineyard instead?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2021 04:52 PM (TNyrE)


Before I came to Savannah people talked up how hurricanes never hit there, something about the geography, with it being in the narrow bend where FL and GA come together. That has not worked out so well. It's more like a funnel that just sends them here. They haven't been bad stroms though.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (EXfvD)

280
You'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam.
The late great Rush Limbaugh had Elton John paly at his wedding.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t6XCL)

281 I have a nice big candiru tank to give him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (II3Gr)

282 Okay, this is the most vile story I've read in a while. I'm not suffering alone. You're all gonna suffer with me.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/465926/
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (e/twp)

Yeah that is pretty close to the worst.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (Irn0L)

283 I'm guessing Stone Temple Pearl Garden is pushing 65-70 these days too, aren't they?


50-60
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (IK3e4)

**

That's surprising. I figured they would've all been in their early 30s when they became popular in the early 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (XIyJr)

284 Drive through any black neighborhood and all you hear is Pearl Jam blasting from cars, bars and beauty shops.


Huh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (guGkK)

285 You'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam.


as noted before, he did not know he was hiring a band

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (QBCNp)

286 Obama's speech:
It was your privilege to be here

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (cSyAR)

287 How long does it take to build a Presidential Library? Don't they usually get on that as soon as they're out of office?
=============
they just filed for permission to cut down about a thousand trees from the site last week, which is today a park. Moving slowly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (b4FbH)

288 "How long does it take to build a Presidential Library? Don't they usually get on that as soon as they're out of office?"


Does GWB have one yet?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (qH6FZ)

289 He doesn't need money. He bought 30 oceanfront acres and a big-ass
mansion for $12M in a place where that should cost $100M or so.


And that's all you need to know about Barry and The First Wookie. Barry doesn't necessarily hate his marks - Hell, he likes them - that's why he's a good con. Mooch hates that Barry can con them so easy and she can't. So, like any good wife, she transfers that hate onto the victims, instead of the husband.

Write that down. It's true.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (FhtF7)

290 Obama is a fuckin liar, he cancelled nothing. He just disinvited the dead wood he did not want in the first place. Fuckin hypocritical scumbag
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Cut half the servants and make the rest work twice as hard. That would be the Elite Way.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (OssQ4)

291 he thought the were a catering firm

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (QBCNp)

292
I do sort of love that an authentic black person wants a washed up acceptable-for-radio / frat party "alternative" band to play at his 60th birthday party.

Mmm, authenticity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (XIyJr)


When Oprah threw that huge fundraiser for him at her Montecito estate to open his first prezy campaign in 08, she had Stevie Wonder playing the party. I was living just a couple of miles away, and I was hiking the coastal mountains that afternoon, which sucked because the Secret Service had my normal route to the trailhead blocked off, because it was pretty close to Orca's property line.

Once I went the long way around, I got up on the trail and I climbed that mountain with Stevie singing "Higher Ground". Yeah, they had the PA system cranked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (n+4am)

293 Mooch smells like cat ass. Ask me how I know. No joke, my word as a Biden
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (uUDKV)

294 You'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam

The Offspring told him to fuck right off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (guGkK)

295 I'd pay good money to see joebama get him a double handful of Oprah"s tits.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (w3Unh)

296 the thing is is,

joe biden, not attending,

hunter biden, attending.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (QBCNp)


Hunter is bringing the blow.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

297 How long does it take to build a Presidential Library? Don't they usually get on that as soon as they're out of office?
Posted by: Ktgreat


Libraries need books, not just gay mags....they're working on it.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (r1z5A)

298 Will the party end with mass buggery?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)

299 Technically alcohol is a solution.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM


More precisely, a racemic solution.

Let the pearl-clutching initiate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)

300 272 Still would hurt like a bitch to get hit there. May stop the bullet, but won't stop the bruising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 04:58 PM (ynpvh)


Makes me nauseous just thinking about getting hit there.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (VcFUs)

I'm well beyond ever wanting to have kids again, so on that level, not so much. On another level though....The Scream, by Edvard Munch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

301 Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album

Do the female inmates have access to high heeled shoes?

A double tap would take care of issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

302 Will there be bacon? And bacon wenches? Otherwise, its not a party.

Posted by: save me from myself at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (l5R6/)

303 Hunter is bringing the blow.
Posted by: N


everybody needs a guy for that

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (QBCNp)

304 ou'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam

I'm actually surprised U2 isn't playing.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)

305 Oh I'll bet he's sooooo pissed! Who do we think he is? A fucking peasant like us?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (z0CLa)

306 280
You'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam.
The late great Rush Limbaugh had Elton John paly at his wedding.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t6XCL)

Just had a vision of Eddie Vedder at an intersection with a cardboard sign reading "Will mumble Evenflow for heroin"

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (II3Gr)

307 It is racist to question Sir Barack Obama

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (RCDSE)

308 I do want to know if hunter was invited and or is attending

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (QBCNp)

309 Alice in Chains came out of that scene but they are good. Cantrell said they always considered themselves a metal band

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (uUDKV)

310 Wonder if any of his relatives are invited?

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (8SSHh)

311 things I do not have a guy for anymore

blow

moonshine

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (QBCNp)

312 >>That's surprising. I figured they would've all been in their early 30s when they became popular in the early 90s.


I think. I see the bassist all the time here in town and I am guessing they are a full generation ahead of me.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (cQJMX)

313 What CardiB wasn't available to twerk her big fucking ass in front of the guests?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (nxdel)

314 200 servants for 475 guests? That's ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (JN3xP)

315 Duncanthrax

Typically, there is no optical activity in the alcohol (Ethanol is not optically active) or in the water solution.

So not a racemic mix.

/Organic chem rant off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

316 244 SFW - swearsies. actual honest to goodness kevlar crotch body armor. it's on a model, that's wearing clothes under the armor.

https://is.gd/Cmv4Cq

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (VcFUs)

Still would hurt like a bitch to get hit there. May stop the bullet, but won't stop the bruising.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

As somebody who was behind the dish from age 5 through college and afterwards and took a beating down there from 80-90+mph baseballs with a cup, you would lose one or both balls if you were shot there. I guess that is better than nothing tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 05:05 PM (/mmgm)

317 Pearl Jam did concerts for Jon Tester in 2018. They seem to be on the Democrat circuit every time a band is needed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:05 PM (RCDSE)

318
I've become expert at parsing.

**

I heard a fantastic one on the radio today. The news reading lady was talking about how the economy was doing great, this number was up, these numbers are up, and jobs are up by 350K (and then in a much quicker, much quieter voice rushed through "although the expectations were 680K, before returning to a normal voice and saying "and now on to sports!")

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lung cancers from wearing the same 1-use fibrous blue mask for weeks LINK at August 04, 2021 05:05 PM (XIyJr)

319 A double tap would take care of issues.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

After shooting off his dick. He'd undoubtedly be quite happy living his last few seconds as a woman.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:05 PM (e/twp)

320 314 200 servants for 475 guests? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (JN3xP)
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It's like 2 servants for every 4.75 guests!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

321 lice in Chains came out of that scene but they are good. Cantrell said they always considered themselves a metal band
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (uUDKV)

I've said here before that --love 'em or hate 'em--Pearl Jam, Nirvana, STP, Alice in Chains, Screaming Trees, Soundgarden had very little in common musically.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

322 He invited close to 500.. most RSVPd they were not coming.

Thus, the current guest total.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (oHd/0)

323 This might be big Mitch's last chance to get all juicy and randy with Barry, the connoisseur of fine arts and culture. My question is, who's getting the pearl?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (bCkNL)

324 Or 20 servants for every 47.5 guests.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

325 So when do we get the Maricopa audit report?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:44 PM (OTzUX)

Never. Every person working on it will commit suicide at the same time a few nights from now, after burning and BitBleaching every paper and electronic record they possess.


Did you see yet another capitol cop has killed himself? This is rapidly going from "poor guys, must have been traumatized" to "somebody wants to make sure nobody talks."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (2JVJo)

326 >>Alice in Chains came out of that scene but they are good.


I saw their first 2-3 tours and they were a great band, Live.

Saw'em open for Fishbone at The Ritz in 1990!

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (cQJMX)

327 Pearl Jam did concerts for Jon Tester in 2018. They seem to be on the Democrat circuit every time a band is needed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021

Is what's his name being dragged back from the dead?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (cSyAR)

328 296 the thing is is,
joe biden, not attending,
hunter biden, attending.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 04:59 PM (QBCNp)


Hunter is bringing the blow.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 04, 2021 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

For some reason that made me think of "Scarface", near the end of the movie with all the coke on the desk.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

329 What's he reducing the guest list to? 300? 250?

Think of the mark of shame it will be to be dropped from the guest list of Obama's Birthday Party. Talk about a massive diss. How would you ever live it down?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (z0CLa)

330 Or .2 servants for every .475 guests.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (MVjcR)

331 And now we know why pepe is widespread

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (AwPyG)

332 200 servants for 475 guests? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


At that level, no ones glass will be allowed below half full.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (r1z5A)

333 >>Pearl Jam did concerts for Jon Tester in 2018. They seem to be on the Democrat circuit every time a band is needed.


Someone has to be around to push in Dave Matthews' stool.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (cQJMX)

334 To be fair, cops have a very high rate of suicide.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2021 05:07 PM (uUDKV)

335 Thank you, Ben Had. Hope you are doing well. By the way, I saw an article a few weeks ago that said the many feral hogs in the US cause metric crap-tons of CO2 to be released when they root around in the soil. Which is BAD, of course. So - you are saving us all from global warming every night now, right? ;-)

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (AMIL/)

336 Alice In Chains - What The He'll Have I?

https://youtu.be/0iDav62kCLk

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (e/twp)

337 If he was a white ex-President, he'd would have a 1 to 1 ratio of servants to guests. F'king systemic racism.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (qH6FZ)

338 Perl Jam is a tasteless, vulgar person's Soundgarden.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 04:31 PM (EXfvD)

Their only good album was there first one.
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (8FpyL)

I could not name you one tune by either band. Probably heard them now and then on the radio, but determined that they sucked enough not to kick in the memory bank. (and maybe didn't suck enough to be filed in the "oh, Fuck, no!" category)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (bX3t6)

339 I'm being inappropriately flippant about this sacred event and I apologize.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (cSyAR)

340 You get the idea.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

341 I cannot even name one Pearl Jam song. I 've obviously heard them but it's not my choice of music.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 04:57 PM (k39e/)


They did a cover version of Supertramp's "Give A Little Bit" which doesn't blow as much as it might.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (2JVJo)

342 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Yikes. Those capital cops need to get a clue.

I suppose the ethical ones are dying, and not the stormtroopers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

343 >>>Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (e/twp)

Yeah that is pretty close to the worst.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (Irn0L)


Again, follow no link to anything about chris chan.

There is nothing about this person that you ever want to know. Your life will be immeasurable better never, ever going to a link with that name in it. There are some things people shouldn't even write about because any aspect simply lowers the entire human condition. An inverse Geroge Bailey. Don't do it.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (EXfvD)

344 I said the Dems could never nominate anyone worse than Bill Clinton. And then they nominated Obama. Surely they could never have a nominee worse than Obama. And they said FU and nominated the worst candidate ever , Hillary. You know the rest of the story. It's unbelievable.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

345 Alice in Chans has five note guitar solos. Ten, tops.

That's not a metal band.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (OssQ4)

346 You want 200 people at your party. Say you are inviting 500, then appear accommodating when you scale it back to 200.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (gpKIi)

347 They literally are no Soundgarden...

who were around for too long if we're being honest.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (cQJMX)

348 All anyone needs to know about Barry and Mooch, you can learn from YouTube.

Go search the command performance with Tedeschi, Trucks, and Warren Hayes from Government Mule. And look at Obama - he enjoys that shit. He is not faking it. Then look at Mooch. She does not. She wants to kill something. Preferably them, I think.


That video is instructive.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (FhtF7)

349 314 200 servants for 475 guests? That's ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (JN3xP)

Depends on the nature of the "servants" and how they are used.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

350 Pearl Jam is a good band. Every band is far left and I learned to separate that long ago, otherwise Inwould never listen to music.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (RCDSE)

351
You'd think the SCOAMF would be able to get a more "upper tier" band but had to settle for Pearl Jam.
The late great Rush Limbaugh had Elton John paly at his wedding.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t6XCL)



If memory serves, Rush and Elton were neighbors and friends, long before Rush got hitched. Elton caught a tractor trailer full of shit from the ghey mafia for playing the wedding. Props to Elton, he basically told them to fuck right off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (n+4am)

352 When Oprah threw that huge fundraiser for him at her Montecito estate to open his first prezy campaign in 08, she had Stevie Wonder playing the party.


In fairness, they told him it was Carnegie Hall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

353 475 people? 50 waiters, and 15 cocktail waitresses. Maybe ten kitchen staff.

I'm guessing the other 125 "employees" are under contract from whoever replaced Epstein.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (JN3xP)

354 302 Will there be bacon? And bacon wenches? Otherwise, its not a party.
---
Heard yesterday that California has a new law coming that requires that biological bacon machines be kept in Marriott type rooms until they become bacon.

1% of the farmers have completed the Marriott franchise paperwork. Expect severe life changing bacon shortages.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (ESLBo)

355 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good afternoon! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (u82oZ)

356 Next the dems will nominate a dehydrated stalk of kelp.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (gpKIi)

357 Do guests get an opportunity to touch the hem of his garment?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (cSyAR)

358 Okay, this is the most vile story I've read in a while. I'm not suffering alone. You're all gonna suffer with me.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/465926/

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (e/twp)

------

Had Orwell prophecied this level of deviancy in one of his works of fiction, they would have locked him up in a looney bin.

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (T/DJH)

359 226 Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 04, 2021 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

Same here. Grocery stores in my neck of the woods are currently about 90% mask monkey, 10% American.

OTOH, gym this morning was at about 15% masked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 04:54 PM (guGkK)

Guys, you are being gaslighted to focus on something silly and shallow instead of the big picture. Fauci and the CDC lied that masks are ineffective against transmission of respiratory viruses in Feb-March 2020. Now that we know covid is also/mostly spread fecal to oral, wearing a mask in crowded places like grocery stores can also help keep people from touching contaminated surfaces like door handles and shopping carts and then touching their mouths before they clean hands, just because a physical barrier blocks them from doing so. I have worn a mask since Feb 2020 because I have done virus research and worked in hospitals. Ask a peds ward nurse if they wear masks around RSV patients, and why. And a mask can block MDR TB, another gift of our diseased illegals.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (YkawN)

360 257 I'm a metal guy, so I hated all that Seattle shit.
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

There was still good Thrash coming out of the Bay area and Pantera was killing the metal scene when that Seattle stuff was coming out. I paid it little mind.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (DB16e)

361 >> Pearl Jam is a good band.


Not really, no.

I think Foo Fighters are a much better band and I am not a fan of theirs, either. Better musical chops, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (kRIgr)

362 Wood alcohol is optically deactivating. So I hear.

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (r4sI4)

363 Seattle killed the guitar solo. Those are hard work, man.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (OssQ4)

364 Iirc Rush paid Elton John $1M to perform? My guess is PJ is doing this on the house for the savior Lord Obama.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (RCDSE)

365 "Did you see yet another capitol cop has killed himself? This is rapidly going from "poor guys, must have been traumatized" to "somebody wants to make sure nobody talks."


5? Man that was some trauma.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (8jZOp)

366 324 Or 20 servants for every 47.5 guests.
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

Do you know how many peasants it takes to carry my Palanquin?

Posted by: Soteoro the Foist! at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (oHd/0)

367 Organic chem rant off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

My son will (God willing) be taking Organic Chemistry II this Fall. He has to wear a mask in any part of the campus. Fortunately they have NOT demanded students get the Vaxx. Some colleges in N.J. have

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)

368 Pearl Jam? Couldn't ODumbo get Styx?

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (MVjcR)

369 Have a great time, everyone. Plenty more comments we could make.

I'm going to my Wednesday night get together with the pragmatic corps of Manhattan, Kansas.

We will talk up the election of a few good people, hopefully. School Board is Tuesday, and turnout is key.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (u82oZ)

370 Wonder if any of his relatives are invited?
Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM (8SSHh)



You can bet your sweet white ass none of his african relatives are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (Irn0L)

371 I think it may indicate Capital Police are unstable to start with.

Posted by: f'd at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (8jZOp)

372 >>There was still good Thrash coming out of the Bay area


SLAYER!

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (kRIgr)

373 So he's inviting only the Pope and the remaining Beatles!

Posted by: pj at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (G1dq6)

374 362 Wood alcohol is optically deactivating. So I hear.

Posted by: klaftern at August 04, 2021 05:11 PM (r4sI4)

So no use in trying to see the end of that reaction then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

375 I always wonder how much better nirvana would have been if Kurt let Dave have more creative input.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (gpKIi)

376 do the "suicide" cops have beards? I know one did.
Remember they're not supposed to have beards.

wonder if (1) the crisis actors are being offed (not a surprise, given that one guy's awful performance) or
(2) the spooks are disappearing since the heat is getting turned up

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (AwPyG)

377 He would have increased the guest list by a couple of hundred just to twist the knife, but it turns out he was probably enjoying figuring out which of the previous invitees to disinvite. "Oh, so sorry Hillary, but my hands are tied ... you know CDC rules."

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (dYe5S)

378 Best thing to come out of Grunge was The Foo Fighters.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

379 Moron Robbi: "I heard a fantastic one on the radio today..."

It's amazing what happens as you approach 29. While most senses start to dwindle, your receptors for BS go into hyperdrive. Then the rate-limiters on your GFY muscles deteriorate. It's one of the things to look forward to as you optimize your lawn and getting things off of it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (aXxgO)

380 344 I said the Dems could never nominate anyone worse than Bill Clinton. And then they nominated Obama. Surely they could never have a nominee worse than Obama. And they said FU and nominated the worst candidate ever , Hillary. You know the rest of the story. It's unbelievable.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

What truly unbelievable is how the rest of the dems march in lockstep as they slobber all over these candidates; pledge their undying support, and vehemently defend the candidates' evil deeds and amorality.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (l0Cy4)

381 Obama seems a wee bit of a pompous ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (cSyAR)

382 >>I always wonder how much better nirvana would have been if Kurt let Dave have more creative input.


It's hard to take a drummer in a tutu seriously.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (1TRWl)

383 Typically, there is no optical activity in the alcohol (Ethanol is not optically active) or in the water solution.
So not a racemic mix.
/Organic chem rant off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 04, 2021 05:04 PM


What about conomers? (Valu-Rite excepted, of course )

Boat drinks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (a3Q+t)

384 475 people? 50 waiters, and 15 cocktail waitresses. Maybe ten kitchen staff.

I'm guessing the other 125 "employees" are under contract from whoever replaced Epstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Having catered many events, this is accurate.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (OssQ4)

385 You want 200 people at your party. Say you are inviting 500, then appear accommodating when you scale it back to 200.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:09 PM (gpKIi)


Shit, I just wanted Mads Mikkelsen to show up and make balloon animals at my fifth birthday party, but my parents got low-budget Mads Mikkelsen impersonator Philippe Reines instead. Said nobody could tell the difference. WELL THEY DID, MOM AND DAD. PHILIPPE REINES IS NOT MADS MIKKELSEN.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (ghoDT)

386 @373

I can see Ringo rolling up for a good time

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (AwPyG)

387 Weird how this corporate cock sucker won't mention the major side effects like his own sister having a miscarriage shortly after receiving the vax.
These people really do worship money.

@benshapiro
Here are your choices:
(1) Get vaxxed, probably avoid covid altogether and if you do get it, get mildly ill and almost certainly avoid death; or
(2) Don't get vaxxed, likely get covid, most likely get somewhat ill, but retain a far higher chance of death than the vaxxed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (/mmgm)

388 SLAYER!
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (kRIgr)

https://youtu.be/hFjoOOPU6Xo

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (KnX2i)

389 How many of the guests are flying in on private jets? How many will take Escalades to the party from the airport? Weird how nobody in the msm asks these questions. But if I keep my thermostats below 80 I am killing the earth.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (RCDSE)

390 Will there be bacon? And bacon wenches? Otherwise, its not a party.
Posted by: save me from myself at August 04, 2021 05:03 PM (l5R6/)


I'm not going near that place!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (Ez6QX)

391 Now that we know covid is also/mostly spread fecal to oral, wearing a mask in crowded places like grocery stores can also help keep people from touching contaminated surfaces like door handles and shopping carts and then touching their mouths before they clean hands, just because a physical barrier blocks them from doing so


I look forward to going to the grocery store and not touching a cart, touching any products or touching bags.

Posted by: Ruger at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (z36Kd)

392 Clinton, then Barky, now Sundowner, next Ho Harris
What a lineup

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)

393 I said the Dems could never nominate anyone worse than Bill Clinton. And
then they nominated Obama. Surely they could never have a nominee worse
than Obama. And they said FU and nominated the worst candidate ever ,
Hillary.


Come on - be fair. Obama got jumped to the front of the line precisely because of Hillary. That seems to be a detail conveniently forgotten.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (FhtF7)

394 378 Best thing to come out of Grunge was The Foo Fighters.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)
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I've seen the main guy in the grocery store. His mom still lives around here I think.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

395 I have also been taking ivermectin once a week for 6 weeks, along with vitamins D, C, and zinc. Our government is intentionally dispersing a frankenvirus throughout the country. People like me who wear masks are not the enemy. I would never force you to wear a mask, but I would tell you that it will provide some protection if you got a high quality one and used it properly, which, contrary to more gaslighting, is not difficult. At least for some people. A picture can tell a thousand words: https://tinyurl.com/4sneyemx

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (YkawN)

396 He would have increased the guest list by a couple of hundred just to twist the knife, but it turns out he was probably enjoying figuring out which of the previous invitees to disinvite. "Oh, so sorry Hillary, but my hands are tied ... you know CDC rules."
Posted by: Match Checksout at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (dYe5S)

Oh, look, the Kardashians RSVP'd they are not coming... put them on the disinvite list!

Posted by: Soteoro the Foist!! at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)

397 Obama is into Pearl Jam because it means sperm and that fucker loooooves sperm.

Posted by: drerbrerard at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (Uzh5E)

398 >>https://youtu.be/hFjoOOPU6Xo


Oh....FUCK Y E A H!


Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (1TRWl)

399 381 Obama seems a wee bit of a pompous ass.
---

Hemingway Edition: Obama is an ass.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (ESLBo)

400 The left has set Shapiro in their sights for cancellation. He was given the nice show you have here would be a shame if it was taken off every platform speech. And now he is pimping for the Biden Poison.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (RCDSE)

401 If you drink wood alcohol (methanol) it will optically deactivate you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (gpKIi)

402 Here are your choices:

(1) Get vaxxed, probably avoid covid altogether and if you do get it, get mildly ill and almost certainly avoid death; or

(2) Don't get vaxxed, likely get covid, most likely get somewhat ill, but retain a far higher chance of death than the vaxxed.

No, it's not a binary choice.
there's also the option of boosting and KEEPING boosted our own natural immunity.
The fact that these so-called "educated" hucksters don't know about option 3 speaks volumes about the thorough brainwashing/indoctrination the pharmaceutical-military complex has accomplished over the decades.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (DJFLF)

403 I bet Obama's fake children don't even show up. Weird how they are rarely seen together after he left the WhiteHouse.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 04, 2021 05:16 PM (/mmgm)

404 SLAYER!
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (

Loudest show I ever saw. Seasons in the Abyss album. Newport Music Hall, Columbus, Ohio

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (DB16e)

405 My dear friend @BarackObama is turning 60 tomorrow. For his birthday gift, I'm asking you to chip in $6 or $60 to help us bring the Obama Presidential Center to life in Chicago.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 04:45 PM (qH6FZ)

A high-class glory hole needs a lot of expensive carpenterin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (KLyix)

406
Grunge basically had five top-tier voices: Cobain, Staley, Cornell, Weiland and Vedder. Well, top-tier for Grunge. It figures that the only one who survived was the most ordinary, boring generic voice among them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (n+4am)

407 A picture can tell a thousand words: https://tinyurl.com/4sneyemx
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (YkawN)

Chick in the middle has some nice cleavage.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (KnX2i)

408 Also, Shapiro has the probability all wrong.
FFS check your local COVID dashboard assclown, Put yourself some knowledge for a minute

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (DJFLF)

409 I have heard that Dave Grohl is actually a decent guy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (gpKIi)

410 Chick in the middle has some nice cleavage.
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (KnX2i)



They all have plenty of cushion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

411 I've seen the main guy in the grocery store. His mom still lives around here I think.
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

He is a mama's boy. He made some little doc about artists / musicians and the support they got from their parents.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

412 >>Grunge basically had five top-tier voices: Cobain, Staley, Cornell, Weiland and Vedder. Well, top-tier for Grunge. It figures that the only one who survived was the most ordinary, boring generic voice among them.


What about my Hole?

Posted by: Courtney Love at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (1TRWl)

413 Reggie's always invited.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (Ndje9)

414 The only Foo Fighters album I like is all covers. It's called "Medium Rare", and I'd like more of those, please. Their originals all sound like I'm being yelled at. Their covers are amazing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (OssQ4)

415 To bad JFK jr is not around to fly obama's quests into nantucket

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (Irn0L)

416 (2) Don't get vaxxed, likely get covid, most likely get somewhat ill, but retain a far higher chance of death than the vaxxed.
likely get the COVIDe?
the case rate is what, 2-3 per cent?

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (DJFLF)

417 The Washington Football Team, which dropped its controversial name a year ago, has banned Native American garb from its stadium.

Washington has banned fans from wearing Native American headdresses or face paint to games at FedEx Field this season, the team announced Wednesday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

418 What CardiB wasn't available to twerk her big fucking ass in front of the guests?
Posted by:


she is the nastiest filthiest thing there is, nickiminaj is elegant and sophisticated in cmprisin

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (QBCNp)

419 I bet is still way more than the average kid's classroom that supposedly needs to be shutdown.

Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (PwNLq)

420 >>> I'm a metal guy, so I hated all that Seattle shit.
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 04, 2021 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

There was still good Thrash coming out of the Bay area and Pantera was killing the metal scene when that Seattle stuff was coming out. I paid it little mind.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:10 PM (DB16e)


Funny thing, a lot of progressive metal. as they call it, has been coming out of Georgia. Mastadon, kind of a progmetal king coming from ATL and Barroness in Savannah.

I can't think of anything from Washington except for Metal Church and Queensryche of course.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (EXfvD)

421 I think it's interesting that any of you believe any of the numbers.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)

422 Best thing to come out of Grunge was The Foo Fighters.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

Alice in Chains > all other grunge bands.

Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

423 And the alternate theory is that there never was 600+ people who would show up to his place, but they just pulled some inflated number out of the air. A recent count of the RSVPs was a much smaller number, so they blamed the cancellations on the C19 rather than a diminished interest in the Light Bearer.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 04, 2021 04:47 PM (+LCoQ)

Good call.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (KLyix)

424 Bands come and go. You enjoy them for a little bit and move on.

Unless that band is Slayer. Then you devote your life to them. Maybe carve their name into your arm.

https://youtu.be/wtaOaC3iZPw

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (TJC+A)

425 Obama lived a life of total privileges'. Old White Grandma was worth about $20 M. Maybe more.

he was her only heir!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (yrol0)

426 >>Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (OssQ4)


You like covers?

Checkout Orgone : Undercover Mixtape and More Oar - A Tribute to Skip Spence.

That second one is a bit harder to get into because it is way more varied, stylistically. But some incredible covers.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (1TRWl)

427 Posted by: Eric Schmidt
___

You want to wear a mask, fine. I'll keep on keepin' on not wearing a mask.

I trust no info online, personally.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (FmP4o)

428 @benshapiro
Here are your choices:
(1) Get vaxxed, probably avoid covid altogether and if you do get it, get mildly ill and almost certainly avoid death; or
(2) Don't get vaxxed, likely get covid, most likely get somewhat ill, but retain a far higher chance of death than the vaxxed.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

So Benny is in the club, then. Always was.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (OssQ4)

429 Liberal Dem Maricopa County Judge rules that all the AZ audit results must be turned over to DNC lawyers ASAP for their "critique' and he'll coordinate that response through his small county court - har har! laughs MSNBC...see, its all soooo illegal and the courts no it!!!!

Yeah, no - the demented Maricopa Judge has NO JURISDICTION over the audit or the AZ senate on review of State Election laws and the AZ Senate already told him to pound sand - you have to dig into the article by MSNBC until the last paragraph to get there...so the whole article is just dumb ass liberal masturbation....good grief.

Posted by: Boswell at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (5iUNf)

430 I have heard that all the kids are into that Eric Clapner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (gpKIi)

431 So Benny is in the club, then. Always was.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (OssQ4)

Controlled opposition.
See also, Twitchy after Malkin sold it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (V6f9+)

432 Which Obama? Barack Hussein II or Frank Marshall Davis III?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (Ndje9)

433 Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

As I said , they are the best thing to come out of grunge.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

434 I have heard that Dave Grohl is actually a decent guy.
They're not my kind of sound - but you can YouTube all kinds of stuff with Grohl inviting people up on stage, giving away guitars, the whole nine yards.
Is he kissing ass ? Who cares - it makes people happy. He seems like the Phil Mickelson of music. That's a good thing.
I'll mark him down as Good Guy.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (FhtF7)

435 >>Alice in Chains > all other grunge bands.


Not Soundgarden.

Soundgarden had a pretty amazing 3-4 LP run.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (1TRWl)

436 The only Foo Fighters album I like is all covers. It's called "Medium Rare", and I'd like more of those, please. Their originals all sound like I'm being yelled at. Their covers are amazing.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (OssQ4)

They just put out an album with 5 Bee Gees songs on it called Hail Satin

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

437 Which birthday--Hawaii or Kenya?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Ndje9)

438 At a Sir Paul show in Seattle Dave Grohl came out for the Helter Skelter encore. The energy level went up. A lot.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (ESLBo)

439 I thot I saw where Peral Jam is not jamming with the Lightbringer. No?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (BFigT)

440 @430

He won't be invited. Clapner said he won't play anywhere that requires vaccines.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (AwPyG)

441 @LostinSpace, if you're still here, we love the Mavericks. Probably seen them at least 5 times. Always a great show.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (BMmaB)

442 in fairness, the 90s music suckd balls and ass, I mean so did disco but that had the redeeming value of being happy

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (QBCNp)

443 421 I think it's interesting that any of you believe any of the numbers.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)



in my case, PA's numbers track with what we saw happenning on the ground.

Last November-December in my county there was a serious spike in cases AND hospitalizations, and unfortunately deaths. Two people in my network died. Wherever I went, I heard chatter about "this one's in with the COVID, that one's in with the COVID" _ and they were usually male patients.

When I look at my state's dashboard, the data tracks with that awful two month period.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (DJFLF)

444 The worst thing we can do to Obama is ignore him. If a conversation with a lib turns to the Lightworker, just casually say something like "oh, yes, I remember him, he got fewer votes than Biden, right? Too bad he didn't do anything about all that systemic racism, but then again, I guess we know now Biden was the real brains in that duo, amiright?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (PiwSw)

445 Garrett, ill be sure to check out Orgone.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)

446 Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah...but their roots are in grunge. And I agree about their quality.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Q9lwr)

447 Which country--Iran or the USA?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Ndje9)

448 407 A picture can tell a thousand words: https://tinyurl.com/4sneyemx
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (YkawN)

Chick in the middle has some nice cleavage.
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:17 PM (KnX2i)

Group waits for testing - that there looks like a group on deaths door.. what a joke. I need to get tested to see if I'm 'sick'

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (/6GbT)

449 Metal Church and Queensryche of course.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (EXfvD)

Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (DB16e)

450 >> 90s music suckd balls and ass,


Nonsense. You just didn't look hard enough.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (1TRWl)

451
Beniford can

1) shut the fuck up forever, and entirely obviate the risk of sounding like such a damn fag all the time; or

2) There is no "2."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (JN3xP)

452 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (OssQ4)

Everlong is an awesome song IMHO of course.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

453 Nonsense. You just didn't look hard enough.
Posted by: g


no, I was there, nothing redeeming about 90s

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (QBCNp)

454 It's all lies all the time.™

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 05:24 PM (xopIz)

455 >>Garrett, ill be sure to check out Orgone.


Great Funk / Soul. Amazing shows. Never miss one if you can avoid it. Small clubs. Hot women and great music. Can't go wrong.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:24 PM (1TRWl)

456 artemis: "I think it's interesting that any of you believe any of the numbers."

Heh. That's probably the most scientific analysis on the thread.

As they say, GIGO.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 04, 2021 05:24 PM (aXxgO)

457 They just put out an album with 5 Bee Gees songs on it called Hail Satin
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

I heard one of the songs. Dave Grohl's falsetto is reminiscent of King Fismond.

Oh, Grohl is a huge fucking King Diamond fan.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:24 PM (3j6XC)

458 425 Obama lived a life of total privileges'. Old White Grandma was worth about $20 M. Maybe more.

he was her only heir!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (yrol0)

See! White Privilege at Work!!!!

That was my White Half!

Posted by: Soteoro the Foist!!! at August 04, 2021 05:24 PM (oHd/0)

459 Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

As I said , they are the best thing to come out of grunge.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

OK. I see your point now. I argued myself into agreement with you!

As far as Alice in Chains, I was fortunate to see them in their early days. They opened for Van Halen in the early 90s. They were incredible!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:25 PM (mZUr4)

460
Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2021 05:25 PM (DUIap)

461 Obama lived a life of total privileges'. Old White Grandma was worth about $20 M. Maybe more.



where did this come from?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:25 PM (QBCNp)

462
SLAYER!
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:12 PM (kRIgr)

https://youtu.be/hFjoOOPU6Xo
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (KnX2i)


My favorite Slayer cover on ukulele. Rob Scallon and Sarah Longfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRdlY_usbiA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:25 PM (n+4am)

463 I'll mark him down as Good Guy.
Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (FhtF7)

Saw or read something once that one reason Grohl decided to adopt the nice guy role is because he hung out with Dimebag Darryl for a while. the guy lit up a room like nobody he'd ever seen. That said, I don't think Dave fakes it. He clearly loves what he's doing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (xPJvm)

464 *holds up zippo lighter*

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (AwPyG)

465 "They just put out an album with 5 Bee Gees songs on it called Hail Satin"


Check the sidebar, ace really enjoyed it.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (qH6FZ)

466 I look forward to going to the grocery store and not touching a cart, touching any products or touching bags.
Posted by: Ruger at August 04, 2021 05:14 PM (z36Kd)

You touch everything. You just clean your hands before you remove the mask or touch your face. Look, I am an anonymous internet rando, so it is smart to not trust me. But hopefully you can trust the FLCCC. Their protocol is called I-MASK. I for ivermectin. MASK for, well, please look at their site.

https://tinyurl.com/f9de6dwx

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (YkawN)

467 What about my Hole?
Posted by: Courtney Love at August 04, 2021 05:18 PM (1TRWl)


I'll always admire her because, after she was introduced to Algore at some event and he blathered, "I'm a big fan," she looked him dead in the eye and said, "Name one song."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (2JVJo)

468 The people on the south side of Chicago will be going to the Obama library to read books? lololol

Posted by: dartist at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (+ya+t)

469 >>I was there, nothing redeeming about 90s


Like I said. Nonsense.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:26 PM (Z09AJ)

470 441 @LostinSpace, if you're still here, we love the Mavericks. Probably seen them at least 5 times. Always a great show.

---
Caesar North, this will be my first chance to see them. I am already losing my mind. The center piece will be the En Espanol album. I have to drive 4 hours from Las Cruces; beside getting to see the Mavericks I get to visit my favorite In-N-Out. Afterwards it will be DT Tucson pubs. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (ESLBo)

471 Which Pearl Jam--Eddie's or Reggie's?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (Ndje9)

472 >>> So Benny is in the club, then. Always was.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:20 PM (OssQ4)


Sit on my lap Bennifer, tell uncle B about your gay faxing.

Posted by: Fresh Prez of DC at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (EXfvD)

473 Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah...but their roots are in grunge. And I agree about their quality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Q9lwr)

A grunge by-product!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (mZUr4)

474 I believe him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (xSdhG)

475 Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (DB16e)

No shit?!?

Man, that sucks.

Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (S9c8K)

476 Grohl does seem very humble.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (OssQ4)

477 I'll always admire her because, after she was introduced to Algore at some event and he blathered, "I'm a big fan," she looked him dead in the eye and said, "Name one song."

I appreciate this as well but I cannot forgive her for killing Kurt.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (DJFLF)

478 President Joe Biden is reportedly readying a plan that will require foreign visitors to the United States to show proof of vaccination for the Chinese coronavirus before entering the country.

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (FmP4o)

479 Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (DB16e)

No shit?!?

Man, that sucks.
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (S9c8K)

I really liked them as a teen TON OF BRICKS

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (M+Lyo)

480 This is how Politicians fund raise after office. You don't suppose those "Birthday Gifts" are checks for his non-profit? It is one way these grifters become so wealthy after office. Power and Influence are worth a lot of dough.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (cRbt7)

481 >>> Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM (DB16e)


Yep, heard about that.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (EXfvD)

482 Foo Fighters came from a Grunge band, but not concerned Grunge.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (Cxk7w)

483 Metal Church singer committed suicide 9 days ago.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 04, 2021 05:23 PM

------

Is there nothing that the Delta Variant can't do?

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (F0k/C)

484 LOL. I went to a Journey concert in the late 80's. When the lights were turned off, everyone lit a cigarette lighter.

But nobody used it to light a joint.

Last concert I went to.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (xopIz)

485 Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

486 Alice in Chains > all other grunge bands.


Not Soundgarden.

Soundgarden had a pretty amazing 3-4 LP run.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:21 PM (1TRWl)

AiC and Soundgarden are #1 and #2 for sure

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (mZUr4)

487
A grunge by-product!
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (mZUr4)


Foo Fighters are Grunge potted meat?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (n+4am)

488 https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/465926/
Posted by: Robert - 30 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 04, 2021 05:00 PM (e/twp)

You know, throwing that creep rapist in a womens' prison might not be that bad an idea. Maybe the other inmates will kill him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (KLyix)

489 in fairness, the 90s music suckd balls and ass, I mean so did disco but that had the redeeming value of being happyin fairness,
GR, the Led Zep box set, and a ton of ZZ Top cassettes got me through that decade. Hat tip to the Georgia Satellites and Black Crows. God Bless Metallica - even the Black Album.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (FhtF7)

490
BTW, "Beniford" is Kyle Dunnigan's Shapiro impression. And it's dead-on. Just a whiny, snarky little puppet, acting as a manservant for Dems while they constantly abuse him and he ineffectually complains about it. That guy has Shapiro's number.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (JN3xP)

491 476 Grohl does seem very humble.
---
I have read he cooks pancakes for his kids, loads them in the mini van, drives them to school. The rest of the day he is blowing up the studio. Later he goes picks up the kids.

Father's know best: 21st Century Edition.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (ESLBo)

492 dartist: "The people on the south side of Chicago will be going to the Obama library to read books? lololol"

If they read anything, it would be "How To Avoid Reading" by Il Literate.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

493 18 months ago, I was definitely anti-conspiracy-theory. Now... ANYTHING someone might posit about the ruling class, I'd have to at least consider it. Seth Rich murdered? 9/11 an inside job? Jeffery Epstein gathering and selling kompromat on public officials (like John "It's a Tax" Roberts)? A pizza shop in DC a front for ruling-class pedophilia?

I'm now open to all these theories. I know some aren't probably true, but with all the constant lying going on, who knows anymore....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (pcsoT)

494 How about proof that the Chinese student is not a member of the Communist Party?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (xopIz)

495 Is it still racist to be less than entirely impressed with Obama?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (cSyAR)

496 485 Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...
Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)


Weird. I just saw a guy in a RHCP t-shirt and instantly was transported to the fun days of my yoot

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (DJFLF)

497 Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...
Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)


Yes. Check out a fairly recent song of theirs called Dark Necessities

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (mZUr4)

498 I'll risk a willow here, but just found out a tidbit I didn't realize.

Newsome is probably in big trouble in the recall. He (and Pelosi) made a big tactical mistake and didn't allow a named Democrat onto the ballot. So if he loses the recall there is no place for the loyal Democrats to place their vote for a replacement.

There are districts in CA where Biden is popular, but Yes on recall is winning by 10 points.

Turns out Willie Brown is probably the smartest politician in the state, he said this was a big mistake doing it this way but was overruled.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (5p7BC)

499 Large Marge will strangle him in his sleep.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 04, 2021 05:31 PM (xopIz)

500 but have issued guidances forbidding larger gatherings.
====

In a non-shit universe, a free people would not tolerate this.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2021 05:31 PM (iydjf)

501 @493

Wait until you hear about the internet ghost-voting being handled through the Vatican satellite.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:31 PM (AwPyG)

502 496 485 Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...
Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

Weird. I just saw a guy in a RHCP t-shirt and instantly was transported to the fun days of my yoot
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (DJFLF)


I know.... " Under the Bridge" was a musical epiphany for me for some reason...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:31 PM (6Je/Q)

503 President Joe Biden is reportedly readying a plan that will require foreign visitors to the United States to show proof of vaccination for the Chinese coronavirus before entering the country.

Breitbart
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 04, 2021 05:28 PM (FmP4o)

Except illegal foreign visitors. How freaking insane can they get.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (2DOZq)

504 Wait until you hear about the internet ghost-voting being handled through the Vatican satellite.
Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:31 PM (AwPyG)


what's the Vatican satellite?

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (DJFLF)

505 >>> Foo Fighters are a rock band, not a grunge band. A damn fine rock band - but not grunge.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:19 PM (mZUr4)

Yeah...but their roots are in grunge. And I agree about their quality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Q9lwr)

A grunge by-product!
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:27 PM (mZUr4)


Definitely rock. I'm not sure if the others including Grohl were all that into everything Cobain was selling. It got them into the spotlight. Very talented people.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (EXfvD)

506 Let me guess, "artemis"...the White Hats will save us!!!

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (DJFLF)

507
476 Grohl does seem very humble.
---
I have read he cooks pancakes for his kids, loads them in the mini van, drives them to school. The rest of the day he is blowing up the studio. Later he goes picks up the kids.

Father's know best: 21st Century Edition.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (ESLBo)


Dad Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31PrzVpMktE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (n+4am)

508 @498

I'll say again that I wouldn't be surprised if the new lockdown panic is a direct result of the recall numbers they are seeing'

Election in September, not a lot of time to line up the fraud

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)

509 Full disclosure:

I, too, am a pretty big fan of mommas.

Mommas, boy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (u0AjV)

510 497 Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...
Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)


Yes. Check out a fairly recent song of theirs called Dark Necessities
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (mZUr4)

Thanks, I will... I got derailed somewhere around Stadium Arcadium... need to get back on track...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (6Je/Q)

511 >>Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around?


They should have stopped at Blood Sugar Sex Magic

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (wibjQ)

512 Except illegal foreign visitors. How freaking insane can they get.
Posted by: Just a side note
___

lol

To be fair, the illegal ones aren't really visitors, more like permanent residents, so that's...okay?

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (FmP4o)

513 I'm not sure if the others including Grohl were all that into everything Cobain was selling.

Learn to Fly isn't my favorite song by any stretch. But that video is hilarious.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (FhtF7)

514 I heard that the Obama library wasn't going to have any physical records, and all of the papers from his Presidency were going to be digital.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (BMmaB)

515 @504

It's another one of the conspiracy theories.

but a lot of those theories have come true, just like the commenter was saying, so it does make you scratch your head.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (AwPyG)

516 I am amazed at entire labels I missed in all of the decades. I am always finding new stuff from evey one of them that I had never encountered.

And that is after 29 year of chasing music!

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (wibjQ)

517 Yes. Check out a fairly recent song of theirs called Dark Necessities
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:30 PM (mZUr4)

Thanks, I will... I got derailed somewhere around Stadium Arcadium... need to get back on track...
Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (6Je/Q)

Dark Necessities is a very good tune
https://youtu.be/qJ_Tw0w3lLA

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (mZUr4)

518 what's the Vatican satellite?
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2021 05:32 PM (DJFLF)



Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (guGkK)

519 Well there's Mamas... and Pappas...and The Mamas & The Pappas...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (6Je/Q)

520 I said. Nonsense.
Posted by: g


you did say that

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (QBCNp)

521 >>> BTW, "Beniford" is Kyle Dunnigan's Shapiro impression. And it's dead-on. Just a whiny, snarky little puppet, acting as a manservant for Dems while they constantly abuse him and he ineffectually complains about it. That guy has Shapiro's number.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM (JN3xP)


Pretty amazing for Amy Schumer's ex-wife.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (EXfvD)

522 Cornell was a true talent. And he went out like a Rock Star!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (bCkNL)

523 Can anybody get a satellite? Maybe ace should get one, too.

Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (AwPyG)

524 Election in September, not a lot of time to line up the fraud Posted by: artemis at August 04, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)
I heard because of the COVIDs, they're "mailing" a "ballot" to every "registered""voter." It's under control.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (BMmaB)

525 Flea > Red Hot Chili Whackers

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (M+Lyo)

526 517

Dark Necessities is a very good tune
https://youtu.be/qJ_Tw0w3lLA
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (mZUr4)

I am liking Vampire Weekend, of late... they sometimes have a Grateful Dead vibe...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (6Je/Q)

527 Nood

Also, boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 04, 2021 05:36 PM (V6f9+)

528 Cornell was a true talent. And he went out like a Rock Star!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2021 05:35 PM (bCkNL)

Dude could sing. Prob my favorite rock voice

" no one sings like you anymore "

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2021 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

529 I heard that the Obama library wasn't going to have any physical records, and all of the papers from his Presidency were going to be digital.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 04, 2021 05:34 PM (BMmaB)

Definitely won't contain any papers Obama wrote. There are none.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 04, 2021 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

530 Pearl Jam should play WMA. That song was about CRT before it was cool.

Posted by: Pyrocles at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (1R2JJ)

531 A picture can tell a thousand words: https://tinyurl.com/4sneyemx
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 04, 2021 05:15 PM (YkawN)

Gee! You really are Eric Schmidt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2021 05:39 PM (KLyix)

532
Is Red Hot Chili Peppers still around? Really like a lot of what they played...

Posted by: kraken at August 04, 2021 05:29 PM


there's a cover band what shows up a couple times a year in The peoples Republic of AnnArbor called the Red Not Chili Peppers

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2021 05:41 PM (DUIap)

533 Fuck obama

Posted by: nurse ratched

I did.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 04, 2021 05:48 PM (+oR7L)

534 Meh - me and my shitty memory. The Wilburys were good - back in the day.

Posted by: Unencumbered By the Weight at August 04, 2021 05:49 PM (FhtF7)

535 It is weird how many of them that know too much about the 1/6 event are "killing themselves". What are we up to now, six?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

536 507 Dad Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31PrzVpMktE
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Woman in convertible: "Are you a band?"
Guy: "Yeah."

Thank you so much.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:51 PM (ESLBo)

537 522 Cornell was a true talent. And he went out like a Rock Star!
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Everybody should be a usher at a venue that does rock. You learn things like ushers come in the following flavors:
theater degrees, criminals, alcoholics, and various ratios of the previous three. The leads to some remarkable experiences like getting to hear Soundgarden do a warm up set in an empty theater before the actual first reunion show. The show was far less than its parts, a disaster comes to mind, but oh, Mr. Cornell was something to behold during the warmup.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 04, 2021 05:56 PM (ESLBo)

538 To Obama HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,YOU ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO.I CALLED THEIR PHONE NUMBER,AND THEIR COMING FOR YOU

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 04, 2021 06:25 PM (wGqjj)

539 Calls for some Sabbath as next door as you can get at 120 decibels. Open up with Under the Sun/Every Day Comes and Goes.

Posted by: As in the Days of Noah at August 04, 2021 08:04 PM (Ezraj)

540 In Calizuela, masks are now the thing.

I refuse. The last time I wore the mask, I coughed my lungs out every night. When I stopped wearing the mask, I stopped coughing.

Weird?

No, I have no esophagal flap. So I am breathing the concentrated acid gas from my stomach and it was hurting my lungs. I had to think about this to figure it out. So I have not been wearing the mask here in the Gay Area, and so far only my credit union has asked me to wear one. I told them I didn't have one, but htey offered me one and I put it on, and it quickly dropped below my mouth. They didn't tell me to fix it, and I ranted about the evil of the government and how they helped create this virus.

No way are they going to tell the crazy person to mask up!!! :-)

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at August 04, 2021 08:47 PM (KqiMr)

541 Shit how many members are there in the Chinese politburo?

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