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Quick Hits: True Conservatives and Ukrainian Patriots Edition

Last week, a poll was published showing that likely California voters were approximately split on recalling Gavin Newsom: 47% in favor, 50% opposed. And the margin of error was +/- 3%.

Now a poll from Emerson confirms that finding: 46% in favor, 48% opposed.

Gonna be close. Time for anonymous mail-in voting and 4am shut-downs on the count.

Greg Kelly of Newsmax is having some fun with Lt. Bearclaw, who has a book out. I'm sure he was granted a greatly-inflated advance his publisher will never, ever recoup.

Both Lt. Bearclaw and his twin brother, Lt. Apple Fritter, are chubby schlubs who are in no way fit to defend the country:

Strangely, while Greg Kelly did not mention Vindman's wife there, Lt. Bearclaw assumed that Kelly must mean that his wife is schlubby too.

What are you going to do, Tough Guy? Sit on him until he cries uncle?

Why did Lt. Bearclaw assume the word "schlubby" applied to his wife? Sounds like Mrs. Bearclaw needs to have A Discussion with Lt. Bearclaw.

I mean, she is a little schlubby, but nowhere near as schlubby as her husband.

Kelly didn't say she was schubbly. Why is Bearclaw saying she is?

I think these two need to have A Discussion about who wears the schlubs in the relationship.

True Conservative David French once again makes the Conservative Case for Reparations, claiming that he's not saying that whites have racial guilt for the sins of the past, it's just that the institutions they created have racial guilt and must act, on behalf of all whites, to extirpate those racial sins.

See? It's a huge difference!

This is like saying, "Reparations aren't about individual guilt, they're about the government paying reparations to people. It's just that the government is going to impose levies on white people to pay these reparations."

Your weekly reminder that David French has long been a deranged leftwinger but National Review kept insisting he was Their Kind of True Conservative for years.

Speaking of True Conservatives -- the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association is back to its second and third favorite pastimes, after covering up for serial sexual harassment of young men and boys.

Its favorite things to do -- apart from pederasty -- are threatening people with lawsuits for non-existent slander and threatening people with blackmail. Rick Wilson is fond of vaguely suggesting he has blackmail material on people, and then offering the fat internet-addicted tough-guy line, "F*** around and find out."

Here's fellow morbidly obese grifter Steve Schmidt claiming he'll bankrupt you for saying the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association covered up for the pedophile John Weaver:

The trouble is, if something is a legitimate matter of public interest and there has been credible reportage about that matter, it is "fair commentary" and therefore not slanderous to opine on it.

And there's been a lot of reporting on the insiders at the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association knowing all about John Weaver's predatory predilections:

One threat deserves another:

The whole Capitol Police force will be awarded a Congressional gold medal from the Senate, including the guy who executed an Air Force veteran.

Heckuva job, Mitchie!


Via Weasel Zippers, Uncle Touchy just can't help touching the kinder. (Which allegedly runs in the family.)

None of you probably know who "Don Winslow" is.

He's supposedly an author.

I know who he is because everytime I click on a Twitter link, this Very Online Twitter Addict is posting far-left hysterical agitprop under every post.

Twitter seems to be promoting his posts/giving them favorable play in their algorithm because he stridently parrots every leftwing narrative.

So here's Twitter Fave Don Winslow offering up vaccine misinformation:


Going for a nice little sail:


This is very funny.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM




Comments

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1 Sweet!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 02:42 PM (wAnMi)

2 Whoa

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 02:42 PM (T+lAA)

3 Right down the middle again!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 02:42 PM (wAnMi)

4 not first.

I don't get the centered jokes all around me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

5
Haiku Format!

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2021 02:44 PM (VJsqe)

6 Lefty women always look so angry.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 02:45 PM (T+lAA)

7 Don't be jealous I'm online chatting with babes all day, Napoleon!

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 03, 2021 02:46 PM (jIL4c)

8 We've been here before.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 02:46 PM (BFigT)

9 I can't put my finger on it, but I get the sense something is different.

Posted by: Weasel at August 03, 2021 02:46 PM (MVjcR)

10 But what do Lake and Palmer have to say??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 02:46 PM (UHVv4)

11
Mrs Bearclaw does look like Jen Psaki after having six kids.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2021 02:47 PM (3RlYu)

12 Is it really Man Boy love if there are no men involved?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 02:48 PM (T+lAA)

13 Vindeman wrote a book? I'll wait until they make a movie out of it.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

14
Balanced.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2021 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)

15
10 But what do Lake and Palmer have to say.

-------------

Emersome UGLY people.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2021 02:48 PM (3RlYu)

16 Kelly had him all pissed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)

17 More than 600,000 people are dead FROM covid? Bullshit. WITH covid, maybe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

18 True Conservative David French once again makes the Conservative Case for Reparations, claiming that he's not saying that whites have racial guilt for the sins of the past, it's just that the institutions they created have racial guilt and must act, on behalf of all whites, to extirpate those racial sins.
++++
What a lame-ass equivocation. He's not even trying to pretend anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (3p5uk)

19 Middle of the road again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (hOUT3)

20 The whole Capitol Police force will be awarded a Congressional gold medal from the Senate, including the guy who executed an Air Force veteran.

So do they take turns wearing it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (guGkK)

21 I think Reparations are due to all PoC, and that they should be paid by the Demonrats who subjugated and enslaved them every step of the way of our history.
You go first, Nanzi Peelousy, with your freezer full of $22.00 ice cream

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

22 There's something weird about that photo of Mr Mrs Bearclaw. What are they doing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (cSyAR)

23 I swear Kelly is SpurwingPlover. That writing style. Cracks me up.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (FgPjD)

24 Going to be close based on two polls with built in 8 point Democrat bias?

More likely this is battlespace preparation to cover up a 9 point theft.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HKJ9M)

25 So what did Joe hand the kid, and how did the kid know to hide it?

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (2nFxy)

26 Hey horde

Vindmann can drop dead

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (NQxvu)

27 Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Vindmans

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (r4sI4)

28 Vindman looks like a SNL parody of Vindman

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (49Exr)

29 Vindman! Zero point zero.

Fat, pasty and a traitor is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (/1l9x)

30 What a bunch of schlubs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

31 Life hacks? Don't we mean Snake Oil?


I saw a video on one the other day: use magic erasers to whiten your teeth!*

*do not do that. My teeth ache just thinking about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (csEWM)

32 Is that PAT with Mrs Vindman ?

------

I think he goes by Caitlyn now and has dyed his hair red.

Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (HBrMh)

33 A line drive straight down the middle...

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (ePZfA)

34 Ha, think I saw the Tripoli out off the coast yesterday when we biked to Cabrillo. Did see an LCS (possibly the just decommissioned Independence) exiting the harbor. And, a rarity, saw an SSN being eased into the dock at Ballast Point below by two tugs. Didn't have the monocular, couldn't ID the sub by its profile or appearance, other than it's not a boomer, but they don't come here.

Was looking at that video earlier, and can't figure out exactly where that was taken - of the Tripoli. The houses/shoreline in the background correspond to no area I can think of on the Coronado side, unless perhaps there's a small just west of The Landing area that looks like that.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (OTzUX)

35 "Your attacks are even more pathetic than your pitiful attempts at notoriety"

Projection. Check!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (49Exr)

36 Mrs Bearclaw does look like Jen Psaki after having six kids.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 03, 2021 02:47 PM (3RlYu)
.......

But she has better pskin.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (v0R5T)

37 More likely this is battlespace preparation to cover up a 9 point theft.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HKJ9M)

I can hear the first bars of "Won't Get Fooled Again" playing...

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (T+lAA)

38 the problem the incumbent has with a recall election is that the zealots who want him out are the ones who go vote.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (AwPyG)

39 In that pic with his wifey Vindman looks both morose and ambiguously gendered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (guGkK)

40
Cuomo's political career is unraveling so fast, I think he's near the "my close spiritual advisor" phase when he brings a phony clergyman to "advise" him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (MlLUG)

41 OH NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!!

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 02:52 PM (Ysuy6)

42 And, Puddin Brain is fucking creepy as hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2021 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

43 So is the medal Mitch and Chuckie are giving out going to be another cool ribbon for the cop's uniforms? That South American dictator look is tres chic for the popo.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 02:52 PM (oWBc3)

44
I don't get the centered jokes all around me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at

...

I'M NOT A MAGICIAN YOU KNOW. I NEED MATERIAL TO WORK WITH HERE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHISBERGER at August 03, 2021 02:52 PM (Gx5gc)

45 Schlubs' Subs: We have the meatz!

Posted by: Jared from Subway at August 03, 2021 02:52 PM (+GH2e)

46 So every fucking Republican Senator awarded the Capital POlice a medal for killing Ashli Babbitt. All of them can rot in hell.

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (evE25)

47 "The Senate has unanimously awarded the Congressional Gold Medal to the officers of the US Capitol Police & the Metropolitan Police Department..."

Unanimously. Including Cruz, Lee, Johnson, Blackburn and Rand Paul, I presume.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (x5Tpi)

48 For some strange reason Greg Kelly is supporting Cuomo.
Very odd.

Read his timeline: https://tinyurl.com/yjyz4fva

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

49 Is Senile Joe now creeping on boys?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR)

50 That poor kid was trying to wipe Bidete's Old Man sweaty funk off his palms.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (DJFLF)

51 17 More than 600,000 people are dead FROM covid? Bullshit. WITH covid, maybe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

========

Yeah, maybe.

But either the published numbers are right and China is responsible for about 5 million deaths, or the numbers are wrong and the West overreacted to Chinese disinformation leading to massive disruption in the lives of billions of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

52 Is this what it feels like to be a Maverick Moderate?

Turning in the widening gyre, the centering can not hold

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (49Exr)

53 So now AoS is fair and balanced?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (iztiu)

54 Power metalist > Power leftist

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (KAi1n)

55 "My butt's been wiped!"
Joe hands hankie to kid.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

56 it is even more disgusting than you thought, it was hunters mask

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (8tNUK)

57 Newsom is back! cuz he never left.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (S1hrL)

58 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (arJlL)

59 Will repeat my speculative model of Newsom being recalled.

C19-related lockdowns, masks, but especially school-related vandalism, combined with the turnout effect of a Soros DA in LA County being recalled, all set in the context of a recall election, which tends to have an unconventional turnout profile anyway - these together make Elder the governor.

Still would give it no more than a 25% chance, possible 33%. But it's non-trivial, and these known factors will be responsible if it happens.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

60 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this young lady's profile in the framing of the photograph puts her nearly in the center of the image:
https://is.gd/ivEJZd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (3p5uk)

61 This is what happens when you quick the hits.

Posted by: Slow Poke at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (+GH2e)

62 Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (+ya+t)

63 At the rate capitol police keep committing "suicide" not going to be many left to get that medal

Posted by: brak at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (JDVbU)

64 "But what do Lake and Palmer have to say."

Still....you turn me on?

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (FgPjD)

65 Amazing number of articles on how unpopular Harris is.

She couldn't get off the floor in a Dem primary that included some real assholes. Who is actually fucking surprised by this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (csEWM)

66 The best part for me is how lockstep the Senate is, in its full support of the actual (and legal) taxpaying citizens of the United States!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (hOUT3)

67 The Capitol Police and the Metro Police department had one job: do not let people breach one of the most difficult buildings in the world to breach.

And they failed.

But, they've kept their mouths shut about the coordination, so I guess medals are due.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

68 Is that PAT with Mrs Vindman ?

Thing is, you look at the picture and you can't tell which tag he's putting on which person.

The redhead has that Mr.-Melinda-Gates look we see so often among the Deep State.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (8eSmR)

69 60 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this young lady's profile in the framing of the photograph puts her nearly in the center of the image:
https://is.gd/ivEJZd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (3p5uk)

=======

I bet she works out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

70 Your attacks are even more pathetic than your pitiful attempts at notoriety

...

Nobody attempts notoriety, you dope. Gangsters cultivate being notorious but that's different.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (Gx5gc)

71 Wednesday is the U.S. Coast Guard birthday. Remember to hoist a 3.2 'beer' in their honor.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (0OP+5)

72 David French is a conservative. Don't regulate Facebook bro' - free enterprise. Don't judge people by race bro - that's racism.

But tax white and asian people so the Government can give $$ to black people based on what something somebody did 50-150 years ago. That's conservativism NRO style. Bro

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (evE25)

73 We should start a pool

Who's going to be the last one to take the shot?

So far I remain unstuck

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (iztiu)

74 Why can't the apostate David French cite the racist verses of the Bible upon which the racist churches built their racist institutions?

What a malicious coward he is:
Corporations have free speech rights but are also racist.

People should have their speech rights limited and be punished for the racism of corporations.

When I say he's never had consensual sex with his wife, I mean he's never entered her voluntarily.

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (jIL4c)

75 Greg Kellly would never support Cuomo.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (S1hrL)

76 A fresh supply of Left Justification showed up.

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (r4sI4)

77 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

78 To those who made their centered jokes too late, we extend this wreath and hearty handshake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (csEWM)

79
"Lt. Apple Fritter"

ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

80 OH NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!!
Posted by: runner

Remember when we had to type green ?

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (arJlL)

81 i]49 Is Senile Joe now creeping on boys?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR)


This is not new. There was a picture of him holding a six month old infant boy by the crotch. Bidete was smiling ear to ear.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

82 What the hell did Biden put in that kids hand?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (r+sAi)

83 Is Senile Joe now creeping on boys?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR)

***

Whatever man... I don't like it when there's hair down there. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (flINI)

84 Steve Schmidt: "I look forward to your retraction and the legal costs I am about to impose on you. I hope they break you"

Steve, I have your lawyer holding on line 2. He says it's urgent....

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (49Exr)

85 70 Your attacks are even more pathetic than your pitiful attempts at notoriety

...

Nobody attempts notoriety, you dope. Gangsters cultivate being notorious but that's different.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (Gx5gc)

He's 'in'famous- that bigger than Famous!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (csEWM)

86 Its amazing how you get 45% of the country to vote for any D politican no matter what they do or say.

Should people be sent to Gulags and murdered? 45% agree with CNN and say YES!

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (evE25)

87 I wouldn't get too riled over Biden's hand-hold...looks like he slipped the kid a presidential coin

Posted by: Fish at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (LBqF/)

88 is mrs vindman back from weightlifting in tokyo already?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (8tNUK)

89 84 Steve Schmidt: "I look forward to your retraction and the legal costs I am about to impose on you. I hope they break you"

Steve, I have your lawyer holding on line 2. He says it's urgent....
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (49Exr)

=========

"What did Weaver do now?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

90 I'm not saying that Sal, the kid behind the counter at Krispy Kreme, has personal guilt for Lt. Vindman's state of corpulescence. Nay, it is the institution created by white America to provide immediate access to hot, delicious, glazed pastries that we must all take responsibility for.

Read more at my latest blog entry - The Conservative Case for Buying Vindman a Lap-Band Surgery

Posted by: David French at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (ePZfA)

91 60 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this young lady's profile in the framing of the photograph puts her nearly in the center of the image:
https://is.gd/ivEJZd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (3p5uk)

She's got man hands.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)

92 The Vindman brothers are in need of a COVID vaccine enema

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

93 Biden handing that poor kid that drool and snot soaked mask is another classic dementia move. Too bad the family is on Joe's side, because he's got conclusive proof President Potato is a turnip.

BTW, Vindman's pinned comment on his twatter home page is extreme cringe.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 02:58 PM (wAnMi)

94 Benny
Biden just SNAPPED at a reporter for asking a question about Cuomo: "Be quiet."

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1422622165984321543

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

95 Fat boys "wife" looks like a fat, unattractive Marcia Cross

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (flINI)

96 Doesn't matter how unpopular Kommie Kam is; she will eventually be in the Oval Office and she knows it. cackle, cackle.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (S1hrL)

97 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this young lady's profile in the framing of the photograph puts her nearly in the center of the image:
https://is.gd/ivEJZd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (3p5uk)

She's got man hands.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 03, 2021

***
But very nice and feminine hind paws.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (/XOcP)

98 Any parent who subjects their child to being fondled by a nasty old man simply to get their 15 minutes of fame should be shot.

No excuses. You know he's going to do something disgusting. But you want to be on teevee.

Fuck
You.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (F2An5)

99 >So every fucking Republican Senator awarded the Capital POlice a medal for killing Ashli Babbitt. All of them can rot in hell.
Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 02:53 PM (evE25)

Better vote harder

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (DXFDM)

100 This guy was a Lt. Col. After WWI, Patton was restored back to his pre-war rank of Major and would not regain the rank of Lt. Col until 15 years later.

Posted by: SH (Non-Elite) at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (sX1BW)

101
I don't even know this Don Beaver dude. He's just some guy I met while I was hanging around the bathroom at a YAF event.

And, a guy touched my wiener when I was just a young, tubby little chunkster myself!

And, I'm Jewish now.

This stuff means you have to leave me alone and please pay my back taxes or I'll sue you or something. I HAVE GENERATIONAL WEALTH YOU PEONS.

Posted by: Steve Schmidt at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (JN3xP)

102 Steve Schmidt helped coverup the fact that weaver was sexually abusing underage boys. Didn't bother him at all. Loved the guy.

Now, he's threatening to sue people who bring it up. LOL! I thought he was converting to Judiasm and going on a sabbatical after giving his spot to a black woman?

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (evE25)

103
French is in denial about who he really is. A virtue signaling pro-government power bottom leftist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (pNxlR)

104 When I say he's never had consensual sex with his wife, I mean he's never entered her voluntarily.
Posted by: Mrm88 at August 03, 2021 02:56 PM (jIL4c)

The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (csEWM)

105 There's something about the Bearclaws that smacks of an SNL skit back when they were funny.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (cSyAR)

106 94 Benny
Biden just SNAPPED at a reporter for asking a question about Cuomo: "Be quiet."

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1422622165984321543
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

========

That's the worst attack on the First Amendment since the Alien and Sedition Acts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

107 Does Mrs. Vindman always have R.B.F.?

Or is that screenshot taken at the moment she realized she was being set up for decades of meme fodder she'd never live down?

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (ePZfA)

108 Is it possible that Vindman has been pussy whipped?

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (S1hrL)

109 The absurd impeachment is something the Congress, and the GOP, will never recover from, in my eyes. Absolutely ludicrous, transparent, Third World-level nonsense. And nominally centered on a topic that screamed top-level, crude corruption by the accuser's side. Meaning that it wasn't regarded by the public the way I do condemns the public too. But no breaking news in any of all that.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (OTzUX)

110 What the hell did Biden put in that kids hand?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2021 02:57 PM (r+sAi)
........

see my #55

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

111 So Biden eats his own boogers, hands out his dirty face diapers to kids a souvenirs and I bet he blows his nose with cloth napkins at restaurants and leaves them on the table.

Be funny if he thought he was passing the nuclear codes to a chynaise spy but was confused because of the mask and justed handed them to some kid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (2e48P)

112 Biles went full Drago, "I was doing this for me."

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (oWBc3)

113 When I say he's never had consensual sex with his wife, I mean he's never entered her voluntarily.
Posted by: Mrm88


huh, you think that when they have sex he is doing her?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (8tNUK)

114 Better vote harder.

No - bettter vote smarter. Or start a 3rd party.

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (evE25)

115 I loved the intertubes where everyone has a SMART TAKE!

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (evE25)

116 Remember to hoist a 3.2 'beer' in their honor.
Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM

You're making a 'near-water' jape, aren't you, Chief?

Posted by: Ensign (j.g.) Bensen at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (a3Q+t)

117 That's the worst attack on the First Amendment since the Alien and Sedition Acts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

I think you meant yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (csEWM)

118 >these together make Elder the governor.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

If he managed to beat the fraud, I would imagine that he'd be like another Trump. Ultimately thwarted at all sides by the entrenched interests in Sacto.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (DXFDM)

119 I always knew Biden was a scumbag but the thing with the mask, - he's just handing the boy his jerk sock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (bCkNL)

120 The Vindman brothers, proud members of the PX political military.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (+ya+t)

121 Biles...WGAF.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (S1hrL)

122 the thing is is mrs vindman is effing rocking that gunt she has

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (8tNUK)

123 t is even more disgusting than you thought, it was hunters mask

His birth-control mask. It didn't work, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (/2aWP)

124 114 Better vote harder.

No - bettter vote smarter. Or start a 3rd party.
Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:00 PM (evE25)

==========

Vote Lord Humungus on the Gasoline Party ticket for a brighter future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

125 Sarcasm is wasted on the sarcastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (csEWM)

126 Vindman and his wife? look very happy don't they. I think she just splotched her panties and he's got wind of 'em. He'll wipe her butt later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (BFigT)

127 I thought Lt Col douche was some kinda hero


Wth is his mask?

Well where is it?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (iztiu)

128 Going to be close based on two polls with built in 8 point Democrat bias?

More likely this is battlespace preparation to cover up a 9 point theft.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HKJ9M)

Hi DiF - normally, yeah - the dems have built a real machine in CA these last 10 years. But its a machine that depended on Blacks and Hispanics to do a lot of the thieving - and from the latest polls, Newsome is gruesome with these voting blocks - he's shedding voters particularly in the Hispanic voting block. These have been the white liberal CA shock troops for harvesting votes in So Cal - gonna be close if these loyal soldiers have left the fold.

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (5iUNf)

129 98 Any parent who subjects their child to being fondled by a nasty old man simply to get their 15 minutes of fame should be shot.

No excuses. You know he's going to do something disgusting. But you want to be on teevee.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 03, 2021 02:59 PM (F2An5)


Neverland on the Potomac.

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (ePZfA)

130 I find it funny for Vindman to say "Unlike Cruz, I'll defend my family!" as an attack, when, well, he basically spent the last year and a half pretending the Holy Left is pure as the driven snow and is not the type to attack people's family...

They're a bunch of incompetent Mafioso who can't even keep their lies straight.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (Clxcy)

131 His birth-control mask. It didn't work, by the way.


in fairness, hunter was using it as a dental dam

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (8tNUK)

132 Yeah, kinda don't get all the stuff about unpopular Harris is. Her boss, who is actually president (well, at least in a figurehead sense) was no less a buffoon and political joke for *decades*, who ran almost as many times as Harold Stassen, and never got past Iowa. In a party of sub-mediocrities, he was universally regarded as a toxic buffoon.

And after the vapid race-baiting nothing Obama, why are Biden or Harris any surprise? Country is degraded beyond recognition, by its own hand.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (OTzUX)

133 The Vindmans tell fishing stories.

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (r4sI4)

134 who gives a fuck about Vindman? He's not even American - except in name only. You can blame that clown Bolten for keeping him around.

Did they ever name that "whistlelower" who had to protected? Remember John Roberts refusing his name to mentioned. Judas Priest, what a clown show!

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (evE25)

135
Its amazing how you get 45% of the country to vote for any D politican no matter what they do or say.
They also don't see any connection with how they vote and and particular policies that come out of the government. I'm always amazed, these LIVs will bitch about things and when you point out they voted for the President/Senator/Rep that wrote them they are SHOCKED, SHOCKED about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (DpkTQ)

136 Vote Lord Humungus on the Gasoline Party ticket for a brighter future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

I like his mask!

Too bad JFK killed the male habit of wearing face colanders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)

137 >>>13 Vindeman wrote a book? I'll wait until they make a movie out of it.


probably won't have to wait long.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

138 Harris is unpopular. So what? If she runs in 2024, every fucking D will vote for her.

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (evE25)

139 Jesus Christ died for my sins.
Men better than me, better than I can ever hope to be, died to end the institution of slavery. That may not have been what they were fighting for, especially on the losing side, but that's what all of their blood bought.
Any POS who wants reparations for slavery can go sort the sand of the graveyards where those heroes are buried. If their blood wasn't enough, then be honest and demand more.

Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (xfP4L)

140 131 His birth-control mask. It didn't work, by the way.


in fairness, hunter was using it as a dental dam
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (8tNUK)

He was worried about getting genital warts on his face...

Wouldn't those just be 'warts'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (csEWM)

141 Delta Variant > Delta Dawn

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (BJKQV)

142 137 >>>13 Vindeman wrote a book? I'll wait until they make a movie out of it.


probably won't have to wait long.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

=========

Download the STARZ+ app to see the new based on a true story, ripped from the headlines, tale of bravery in the face of fascist dictatorship!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

143 I guess the real problem for what used to be the "right " or the Tea Party, or just normie Americans is that there is no "Our Side".
None.
It doesn't exist.
Remember how we used to say we've got the guns, we've got the military, we've got the cops, we've got Justice on our side, we've got the NRA, we've got the GOP?
Confidence built upon lies and grift and naivete.
How we'd give time and money to the organizations that promised that they'd do the work we don't have time for?

It's very sad at first seeing what's behind the veil when it's lifted.
Now I just want them to get what they deserve.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (z79tQ)

144 Sarcasm is wasted on the sarcastic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:02 PM (csEWM)

I don't think you are allowed to say that sort of thing here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (hOUT3)

145 "What did Weaver do now?!"

Judges tend to look sideways at plaintiffs who publicly announce their lawsuit is intended to cripple you with legal fees.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (49Exr)

146
Hey what do cafeteria hotdogs and LP fundraisers have in common? Fifty year old meat between fifteen year old buns! Plus they're both sandwiches, of course. And Blessings of Liberty. And kids really, really hate 'em. They have a lot of stuff in common, really.

Support our schools. And LP. But mostly LP.

Posted by: Steve Schmidt at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (JN3xP)

147 The Biles story is actually quite important. The media has already started defining heroes down and will use her story as "brave" to further define down what being a competitor and being the best means. Look, I grew up thinking Ethan Edwards was what a man should be and I recognize that's extreme but the softening of our culture will have consequences.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (oWBc3)

148 91 60 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this young lady's profile in the framing of the photograph puts her nearly in the center of the image:
https://is.gd/ivEJZd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (3p5uk)

She's got man hands.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I think Mannix just accidentally posted a 14-15 year old girl.
He may want to use an American VPN and stay away from the Yandex search results when posting aestheticly pleasing girls.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (mGx7h)

149 Alas poor Centrio. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest.

Posted by: the melancholy ewok at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

150 Stan and Yosh Schmenge-that's who they remind me of. They're a polka band.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)

151 Vindman? Your Chevy Vega is ready to go.

Posted by: Jiffy Lube at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (WmGrA)

152 138 Harris is unpopular. So what? If she runs in 2024, every fucking D will vote for her.
Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (evE25)

This. I was about to make a 'indict a ham sandwich' joke, but I would prefer a ham sandwich at this point.

Seriously. Thick cut ham? Maybe a little lettuce and mayo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (csEWM)

153 141 Delta Variant > Delta Dawn
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (BJKQV)

Delta Burke == Delta Variant > Delta Dawn

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (ePZfA)

154
Steve Schmidt helped coverup the fact that weaver was sexually abusing
underage boys. Didn't bother him at all. Loved the guy.
I asked in an earlier thread is there anyone in Hollywood that isn't gay, a rapist, or a pedo.

I guess the question for DC is, is there anyone who isn't at least 2 of those 3?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (DpkTQ)

155 Ho Harris will be President before mid term, unless Sundowner is replaced by a robot

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (Cxk7w)

156 "They also don't see any connection with how they vote and and particular policies that come out of the government."

I don't really blame the blacks, they just vote D because the Democrats are the "black party". but why in the hell all these other people vote D in election after election is beyond me. I mean what the fuck Colorado and Minnasota, what the hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (evE25)

157 I bet she works out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

Doesn't eat much either...bet if she swallowed an olive you could watch it go down and be digested from about three feet away...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (5iUNf)

158 hey, it is not as she fell down a well and got rescued or something as heroes do.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:06 PM (8tNUK)

159 The Delta Smelt is the varient of the covids spread by fart gas.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (2e48P)

160 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!), you need professional help.

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Ysuy6)

161 Oh Governor Elder would be hilarious in a sad way, given the situation in Sacto. But he seems to have the personality to actually exploit it, possibly to some effect. Remember he can veto everything out of the Supreme Soviet, er, legislature, and a public fight over idiocy that has been rubber-stamped for 10-15 years has the potential to produce results.

Just publicizing some of the outrages that are the norm in this politically dead state could help, on the margins. Definitely worth the shock and entertainment of a recall.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (OTzUX)

162 America's Tamyra Mensah-Stock won gold at Tokyo in wrestling:

"I love representing the US. I freakin love living there. I love it and I'm so happy I get to represent U.S.A!"

Posted by: 29Victor

With Flag: https://is.gd/zQWGnP
With Coach: https://is.gd/mH9OCX

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Jd8Rz)

163 Download the STARZ+ app to see the new based on a true story, ripped
from the headlines, tale of bravery in the face of fascist dictatorship!
Who plays the wise cracking crispy creme baker that Vindman goes to for advice?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (DpkTQ)

164 Going to be close based on two polls with built in 8 point Democrat bias?

More likely this is battlespace preparation to cover up a 9 point theft.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HKJ9M)

Probably, but I'm not seeing signs of money flowing in to protect the greaseball. Ballot harvesting costs money and money seemed to be flying everywhere last fall.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (uhPTO)

165 WTF is wrong with Republicans? Unbelievable.
Horses' assess everyone of them.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (S1hrL)

166 Looks like Gillebrand and Schumer are more scared of they Maoists than they are the of Cuomo and the Demmachine, which they are part of. They can throw him under the bus but that won't save them for long. Crazy as that sounds, who ever thought a year ago Cuomo could be purged by the hard left?

Posted by: Ripley at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (MxEKc)

167

I shake my head at those still supporting him. I don't believe it. Two countries.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (2o90I)

168 162 America's Tamyra Mensah-Stock won gold at Tokyo in wrestling:

"I love representing the US. I freakin love living there. I love it and I'm so happy I get to represent U.S.A!"

Posted by: 29Victor

With Flag: https://is.gd/zQWGnP
With Coach: https://is.gd/mH9OCX
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Jd8Rz)

Huh. What do you know? Worth repeating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (csEWM)

169 Is that PAT with Mrs Vindman ?

If he were holding a fork, you could name that photo "American Gastric"

Happy, joyful couple, they are.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:09 PM (2nFxy)

170 161 Just publicizing some of the outrages that are the norm in this politically dead state could help, on the margins. Definitely worth the shock and entertainment of a recall.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (OTzUX)

==========

If he wins, which I doubt, but if he does, I feel like his efforts should all be directed at trying to fire as much of the California bureaucracy as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

171 i added an explanation as to who the Literally Who Don Winslow is. He's a guy who's always on twitter and always, it seems to me, having his posts prioritized by Twitter because they're leftwing.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:09 PM (0G13K)

172 13 Vindeman wrote a book? I'll wait until they make a movie out of it.


probably won't have to wait long.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

Fatso remake? No thanks...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:09 PM (5iUNf)

173 I'd bet the Vindman Boys spent a lot of time hanging from locker doors by the elastic bands of their underpants.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2021 03:10 PM (flINI)

174 Biden should have sung "Do You Love Me" to the boy. That's what I would have done

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Talking Sausage at August 03, 2021 03:10 PM (sOXXq)

175 >I loved the intertubes where everyone has a SMART TAKE!
Posted by: rcocean at August 03, 2021 03:01 PM (evE25)

Well we can't all be as awesome as you. I'm just as God made me, sir.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 03, 2021 03:10 PM (DXFDM)

176 Greg Kelly seems like he is tons of fun.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2021 03:10 PM (rk2/G)

177 LOL.

Spirit Airlines.

When you absolutely, positively need to pay for a miserable experience for a few hours.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Maybe Vindman wants to take a bite outta me?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's Talking Sausage at August 03, 2021 03:11 PM (sOXXq)

179 Tamyra Mensah-Stock made my day. There is a faint heartbeat after all.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 03:11 PM (oWBc3)

180 "I think [he] just accidentally posted a 14-15 year old girl."
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (mGx7h)

How do you know the difference?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:11 PM (49Exr)

181 Ah, Cuomo hasn't actually been purged yet. Still in the talkaboutit scene. Don't hold yer breath.

Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (S1hrL)

182 Vindeman wrote a book? I'll wait until they make a movie out of it.


I'll go only if they get Melissa McCarthy to play Vindman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (guGkK)

183 Is the California recall election a jungle election, or a ranked choice election? Or is the Democrat super-majority legislature still deciding which variety will be best for Mr. Good Hair?

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (AMIL/)

184 The Vindman book will echo of Patton. Oswalt.

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (r4sI4)

185 Newsom is down two points among Likely Voters Who Pound French's Wife.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (ybIRR)

186 128 Going to be close based on two polls with built in 8 point Democrat bias?

More likely this is battlespace preparation to cover up a 9 point theft.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2021 02:50 PM (HKJ9M)

Hi DiF - normally, yeah - the dems have built a real machine in CA these last 10 years. But its a machine that depended on Blacks and Hispanics to do a lot of the thieving - and from the latest polls, Newsome is gruesome with these voting blocks - he's shedding voters particularly in the Hispanic voting block. These have been the white liberal CA shock troops for harvesting votes in So Cal - gonna be close if these loyal soldiers have left the fold.
Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:03 PM (5iUNf)

======

I wager they wind up doing what the lefty GOTV call centers on the West Coast did in 2016 to the Rust Belt - turning out traditional donk blocks who are pissed at the donks.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (2tM+H)

187 Is the California recall election a jungle election, or a ranked choice election?




gangbang

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (8tNUK)

188 Mrs. Vindman looks like a younger, thicker Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (cqAUI)

189 174 Biden should have sung "Do You Love Me" to the boy. That's what I would have done.

Imma big fan of "Do ya wanna touch me". Amirite ladies???!!!

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (2e48P)

190 LOL
A judge has ruled Newsom can not put his Democratic Party affiliation on the recall ballot. This is because the Newsom campaign had missed a deadline to submit his affiliation to California Secretary of State Shirley Weber for the Sept 14 recall election.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (O6DoG)

191 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!), you need professional help.
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 03:07 PM (Ysuy6)
........

Yeah, if he had an assistant he could get many more pic links up.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

192 I'm betting Biden gave the kid his used tissue, or his baby wipe.

"Take this away for me, eh son?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

193 And remember that the Lindell types said that California went for trump.

healthy grain of salt, of course

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (AwPyG)

194 WTF is wrong with Republicans? Unbelievable.
Horses' assess everyone of them.
Posted by: Ziba at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (S1hrL)

They live in the protected bubble of DC, where they no none of the deplorables have the money or the time to run against them and that the system will keep them in office no matter how much you and I bitch about them.

Vote harder!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (2JVJo)

195 I'll never wash that hand again because I"M GOING TO CUT IT OFF!

Posted by: The kid at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (8jZOp)

196 Emerald Robinson
It makes sense that @JoeNBC is trying to puff @AVindman on TV because Joe Scarborough is pretty much the Lt. Col. Vindman of cable news.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (2o90I)

197 I think these two need to have A Discussion about who wears the schlubs in the relationship.

From that picture it's obvious who wears the schlubs.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (Jd8Rz)

198 >>>Delta Burke == Delta Variant > Delta Dawn


Delta House uber alles.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (HmZuC)

199 >>190 LOL
A judge has ruled Newsom can not put his Democratic Party affiliation on the recall ballot. This is because the Newsom campaign had missed a deadline to submit his affiliation to California Secretary of State Shirley Weber for the Sept 14 recall election.

hah. but i wonder if he did it on purpose.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (0G13K)

200 "This is because the Newsom campaign had missed a deadline to submit his affiliation to California Secretary of State Shirley Weber for the Sept 14 recall election."

Maybe he could pass another law and move the recall back to November where it's supposed to be.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (Ectld)

201 Greg Kelly seems like he is tons of fun.
Posted by: m at August 03, 2021 03:10 PM (rk2/G)

Each vid I see of him, he's starting to believe the hype. He's getting obnoxious and cocky at time. It's not necessary. Just do what you do, man. Stop fluffing ego.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Vindman in the movie will be played by Chris Hemsworth with washboard abs...

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (uUDKV)

203 "WTF is wrong with Republicans?"

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Homes

So I'm going with Alien Mind Control Device in the basement of the Capitol. The catch our new guys during orientation. It's the only thing left that makes sense...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (49Exr)

204 147 The Biles story is actually quite important. The media has already started defining heroes down and will use her story as "brave" to further define down what being a competitor and being the best means. Look, I grew up thinking Ethan Edwards was what a man should be and I recognize that's extreme but the softening of our culture will have consequences.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (oWBc3)

The Other Ace at Blindgossip.com has an alternate take on Biles - "They Call Her Queen B". Rumor is that her teammates are none too pleased that she is hogging all the attention in her travails, and is only focused on individual glory and endorsements, instead of the team.

Not sure what to believe at this point, but more will be revealed later I think.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (x5Tpi)

205 You vote if you want to remove Newsom, and on the same ballot you vote for who would replace him, and the winner wins

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (AwPyG)

206 Jiffy Lube? Looks like two pork chops and a scoop of apple sauce.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (bCkNL)

207 "Vindman in the movie will be played by Chris Hemsworth with washboard abs..."

I was imagining Chris Farley in a van down by the river.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (Ectld)

208 Is the California recall election a jungle election, or a ranked choice election?

gangbang

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM
(8tNUK)
........

goatfuck

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

209 Vindman should have been hung and dried until he turned to dust.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (Cxk7w)

210 Even though i was career army, I spent three of my last five months before retiring aboard LHA3, the Belleau Wood. A fine ship.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (axyOa)

211 The guys at RASP said Vindman was a chow thief. I find that hard to believe. In fact I find it hard to believe he was in the 75th.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (sOXXq)

212 Probably, but I'm not seeing signs of money flowing in to protect the greaseball. Ballot harvesting costs money and money seemed to be flying everywhere last fall.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (uhPTO)

A couple of weeks ago, I said 54% - 46% Newsome stays...but now that I'm seeing the bleed off of minorities that Grease Head needs in the polling, gonna be tight.

If Newsome sinks under the waves, then yeah, its Elder. What a disaster that will be for the Punchy admin. and the Dems. I think they pull it out, because they probably have enough NoCal white liberals to offset loses in SoCal, but its nice to seem the sweat after all the work they invested in making CA a socialist workers' paradise...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (5iUNf)

213 The Vindman book will echo of Patton. Oswalt.
Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (r4sI4)

Ugh. Thanks for that. Now this thread is full asshole.......


BOOBS!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Huh. What do you know? Worth repeating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:08 PM (csEWM)

Tamyra Mensha-Stock: Child of an immigrant. First African American to win gold in wrestling. Her dad died when she was in HS. She is an American role model. But she says stuff like this:

"I like to showcase what God's given me, and so going out there and inflicting my will, it's fun. Because it makes me surprised, what I'm capable of. And when I go out there, and I do it, it's awesome. I love getting that moment."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (BJKQV)

215 "You vote if you want to remove Newsom, and on the same ballot you vote for who would replace him, and the winner wins"

Which means if the recall passes, Newsome is out, regardless.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 03, 2021 03:16 PM (Ectld)

216 I didn't do it! And even if I did, they were sluts who were asking for it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:16 PM (gpKIi)

217 ace, that's funny and savvy - but I think Newsom has been trying to demonize the recall as the "Republican recall", relying on the brain-dead tribalism of CA Dem voters.

Not having Dem affiliation on the ballot doesn't really track with your suspicion.

Of course he'll just be "Governor, California" on the ballot now, and obviously anyone bothering to vote in the recall will know that, as well as what the question is.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:16 PM (OTzUX)

218 So, in the places where voting still matters, Biden and Kamala, the top two of the Democratic Party, who should be able to bring in crowds and dollars, won't be able to stump for candidates because their unable to function like real people at all.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

219 ........

goatfuck
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

You rang?

Posted by: Islhamic Jihad at August 03, 2021 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

220
Damn. Bearclaw has more chins than a Shanghai phone book.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2021 03:17 PM (n+4am)

221 >>>A judge has ruled Newsom can not put his Democratic Party affiliation on the recall ballot.

But...how am I supposed to know how to vote?

Posted by: California Democrats at August 03, 2021 03:17 PM (HmZuC)

222 The kid and Biden look like they are working a coke deal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 03:17 PM (5We2S)

223 221 >>>A judge has ruled Newsom can not put his Democratic Party affiliation on the recall ballot.

But...how am I supposed to know how to vote?
Posted by: California Democrats at August 03, 2021 03:17 PM (HmZuC)

=========

Wait until next November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

224 Well this whole Covid thing is really beginning to get to my husband. He admitted he's getting very depressed because there just doesn't seem to be an end in sight. We're worried about our AZ trip as well. Can't decide if selling the house is the right decision. It's all weighing on him. And me too quite honestly.

Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

225 I'll guarantee Vindman's dependapotamus has one of these on her car: https://tinyurl.com/4ep59h34

Posted by: Bert G at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (ngead)

226 Mrs Bearclaw looks like she's about a 34C with a 44 waist.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (I8FKK)

227 Recall is two parts.

First - recall, or no? 50%+1 vote for recall, governor removed.

Second - jungle race for replacement. Whoever wins the most votes, becomes governor (assuming recall is approved).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (OTzUX)

228 "But...how am I supposed to know how to vote?"

That's easy. Just give me your mail in ballot and I'll make sure it gets filled out and sent to the right place.

Posted by: California Democrat Canvasser at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (Ectld)

229 More than 600,000 people are dead FROM covid? Bullshit. WITH covid, maybe.
====

Remember, these are the same assholes who bleat about overpopulation. They are also the same assholes who love Darwinism sexually, but for some reason, eschew that whole "survival of the fittest" part.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (IytoW)

230 "I like to showcase what God's given me, and so going out there and inflicting my will, it's fun. Because it makes me surprised, what I'm capable of. And when I go out there, and I do it, it's awesome. I love getting that moment."
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (BJKQV)

Thrill of Victory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (csEWM)

231 218 So, in the places where voting still matters, Biden and Kamala, the top two of the Democratic Party, who should be able to bring in crowds and dollars, won't be able to stump for candidates because their unable to function like real people at all.

Those aren't his coattails that's his diaper.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (cSyAR)

232 and the winner wins
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (AwPyG)
.......

It's mail in.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

233 @212

I think it may wind up much like the presidential election--a landslide that gets manipulated to look like a narrow win for the opponent.

But now that all the voter fraud shenanigans are being exposed, they might be a little nervous about going all-in, again. someone is watching, and knows what they will try.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (AwPyG)

234 Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

You need to come visit. Can you make it to October?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (ghoDT)

235 >>>Vindman should have been hung and dried until he turned to dust.

You can't dehydrate fatty meat, silly. James Carville is a much better choice for making politico-jerky.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (HmZuC)

236 How has Johnnycakes Katshit avoided questions about his relationship with Weaver? All that pearly gates nonsense that whiffle headed goof used to lard his public pronouncements with sounded an awful lot like someone with a lot of guilt he wanted to offload. C'mon CNN; ask your favorite "conservative" some tough questions.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (y7DUB)

237 > "WTF is wrong with Republicans?"

Depends on one's point of view. From theirs, nothing is wrong. They're busy counting the 100's of millions of dollars available to the GOP via the grift built into the so-called infrastructure bill. The Democrats will obviously get the lion's share, but that's how the grift flows in the capitol city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (BFigT)

238 230 "I like to showcase what God's given me, and so going out there and inflicting my will, it's fun. Because it makes me surprised, what I'm capable of. And when I go out there, and I do it, it's awesome. I love getting that moment."
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM (BJKQV)

Thrill of Victory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (csEWM)

And American Blacks can't be allowed to be exposed to that!

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

239 The guys at RASP said Vindman was a chow thief. I find that hard to believe. In fact I find it hard to believe he was in the 75th.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 03:15 PM

IIRC he only went through the school, he was never a member of the Regiment.

Posted by: Bert G at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (ngead)

240
Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

Well, the Gen X'ers, we're responsible largely for the selfishness of society and Karens. We gave birth to the millennials, which are currently some of the DUMBEST mutherfuckers on the planet, yet they think they're sofa king smart because they grew up with computers. The NEXT run.....I'm afraid to see what happens.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

241 232 and the winner wins
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (AwPyG)
.......

It's mail in.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

=========

And Republicans learned how to ballot harvest between 2018 and 2020 which led to better than expected results in CA.

Could be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

242 OT. A fun article about COVID ADE and the fact that Fauci etc knew that the vaccine would cause it:

https://tinyurl.com/mmy3dhds

From the NIH:

"COVID-19 vaccines designed to elicit neutralising antibodies may sensitise vaccine recipients to more severe disease than if they were not vaccinated"

https://tinyurl.com/48c2b2tn

Posted by: Unrepentant Cynic at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (tjZg/)

243 Vindman in the movie will be played by Chris Hemsworth with washboard abs...
Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (uUDKV)

But wearing a fat suit borrowed from Martin Short.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (z79tQ)

244 Every lefty hero gets a movie and an extremely flattering portrayal by a much better looking actor.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (uUDKV)

245 @232

?

No, I've received notice of my polling place.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (AwPyG)

246 None of you probably know who "Don Winslow" is.

---

Wasn't he the black guy from Police Academy who made all the silly noises?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (Obsrs)

247 I was waiting for that boat to run into something. Good job, Navy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:21 PM (gpKIi)

248 Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on.
=====

I see that shit all the time.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2021 03:21 PM (IytoW)

249 I have $100 bucks on recall

Posted by: David M at August 03, 2021 03:21 PM (qZfBO)

250 Mrs. Vindman looks like a younger, thicker Helen Thomas.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 03, 2021 03:12 PM (cqAUI)

The Paolo, he is saddened when the man, he show disrespect for the lady in such ways. All of the women, they are worthy of, how do you say, the vigorous plowing, just not by the Paolo himself.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 03, 2021 03:21 PM (guGkK)

251 600k plus dead from the China Virus in the US...

I wonder why the world isn't touting the India Miracle.


Hmmm...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 03:21 PM (WEWH4)

252 Darwinism sexually, but for some reason, eschew that whole "survival of the fittest" part.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (IytoW)

I love asking lefties if they know what the full, original title is for Darwin's groundbreaking book. When they Google it on their phones, the look on their faces is priceless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (Y5qcH)

253 Mrs Bearclaw looks like she's about a 34C with a 44 waist.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (I8FKK)

That poor thing.....

That always amazed me. Boobs are a high fat content. Those that are 250+ and have no boobs are a freak of nature.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

254 It's not too late to declare January 6 "Ashli Babbitt Day" but we have to work quickly. Make it a day against shooting unarmed people. Let the Left fight THAT.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (T+lAA)

255 Cuomo's political career is unraveling so fast, I think he's near the "my close spiritual advisor" phase when he brings a phony clergyman to "advise" him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 02:51 PM (MlLUG)

Jesse Jackson is local, right? Or Al?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

256 "I think [he] just accidentally posted a 14-15 year old girl."
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (mGx7h)

How do you know the difference?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Because she looks 13 tops.
Also, many of my friends have teenage daughters, and they look older than her. I have a elementary aged daughter who is growing up.
Other countries will use pre teens and young teens in makeup (and a push up bra) "to model" clothes.
Some of us understand how evil works in this world because we are ruled by Satanic Pedophiles, and others (cough) don't have a clue.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (mGx7h)

257 Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

Don't give up! Point and laugh and enjoy the stupidity of others.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (Q9lwr)

258
I don't even like to wear a watch.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (MlLUG)

259 It's funny Don Winslow coming up. I read his 'Heart of the Dog' book and liked it.

But I quit reading the follow up, "The Cartel" because it was becoming increasingly clear that he thought the Cartel members were better, more moral people than the people fighting against them.

I'll just watch Sicario again. Fuck Don Winslow, he's pro-Marxist, pro-Cartel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (XvPQV)

260 221 >>>A judge has ruled Newsom can not put his Democratic Party affiliation on the recall ballot.

But...how am I supposed to know how to vote?
Posted by: California Democrats at August 03, 2021 03:17 PM (HmZuC)

------

"We've already filled out your ballot for you and voted for you 100 times! You're welcome ..." -- Ballot Harvesting Local 222, a Division of the California Teachers Unions and Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (6kTDT)

261 It is a Dominion election. The SOS enters the results of the election, the machines distribute the votes to achieve the result.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (gpKIi)

262 Well this whole Covid thing is really beginning to get to my husband. He admitted he's getting very depressed because there just doesn't seem to be an end in sight. We're worried about our AZ trip as well. Can't decide if selling the house is the right decision. It's all weighing on him. And me too quite honestly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

I feel the same, Jewells, and said as much to hubs this morning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

263 Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)

IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAR!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (guGkK)

264 hah. but i wonder if he did it on purpose.
Posted by: ace at August 03, 2021 03:13 PM (0G13K)

Agree. It could give him some wiggle room to claim whatever he wants based on the polling. The people he can depend on already know. Then there's millions of those who don't have a clue. He's armed with a gigantic staff of people and lawyers, they don't "forget" jack squat.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (wAnMi)

265 Even if you were the most rabid Trump hater, why would you take an hour out of your short life to read that fatboy's book?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

266 On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life


Nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (yQpMk)

267 I feel the same, Jewells, and said as much to hubs this morning.
Posted by: J


you need to get off your computer

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (8tNUK)

268 261 It is a Dominion election. The SOS enters the results of the election, the machines distribute the votes to achieve the result.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (gpKIi)

=========

Dominion sucks ass.

Hundreds of people in six states had to suddenly stop and just ballot box stuff in the middle of the night because Dominion couldn't get it done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

269 Breaking: Gavin Newsom changes his name to The Democrat Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (gpKIi)

270 Some of us understand how evil works in this world
because we are ruled by Satanic Pedophiles, and others (cough) don't
have a clue.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (mGx7h)

Please enlighten us, oh master of the pubescent girl photo game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (Q9lwr)

271 It's always slightly (darkly) amusing when these folks who went viciously after Trump and were delighted when anyone else went after Trump or his family explain, "Trump went after my family!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (k39e/)

272 But what do Lake and Palmer have to say.

Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene!
What a scene

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (5NkmN)

273 And Republicans learned how to ballot harvest between 2018 and 2020 which led to better than expected results in CA.

Could be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

Yes, and that, coupled with softening Black and Hispanic support in SoCal, gonna be a tight one I think. Dems are very very ruthless in CA and have a well oiled machine, but they a leaking some...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (5iUNf)

274 Well this whole Covid thing is really beginning to get to my husband. He admitted he's getting very depressed because there just doesn't seem to be an end in sight. We're worried about our AZ trip as well. Can't decide if selling the house is the right decision. It's all weighing on him. And me too quite honestly.
=======

Because there will be no end. I hate to say it and think that way, but what would the end look like? I can't conceive of it.

The only thing at this point that would end it is something far, far worse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (IytoW)

275 266 On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life

Nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (yQpMk)

Charles Darwin Johnson is right!

Wait...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (csEWM)

276 @258

It's such a change from the last generation--no one wears a watch, anymore, since their phones tell time.

Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)

277 Hundreds of people in six states had to suddenly stop and just ballot box stuff in the middle of the night because Dominion couldn't get it done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

That is because they didn't set the multiplier high enough. They have fixed that glitch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (gpKIi)

278 Please enlighten us, oh master of the pubescent girl photo game.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


in fairness, how surprised would we be if he was right?

huh, I did not see that coming.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (8tNUK)

279 And Republicans learned how to ballot harvest between 2018 and 2020 which led to better than expected results in CA.

Could be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
........

Be funny if there was like 300 million ballots "mailed".

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

280 That always amazed me. Boobs are a high fat content. Those that are 250+ and have no boobs are a freak of nature.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

*cough* Lena Dunham *cough*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (Ez6QX)

281 I'll bet the men in Vindman's command would have run through a brick wall for him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (cSyAR)

282 204 147 The Biles story is actually quite important. The media has already started defining heroes down and will use her story as "brave" to further define down what being a competitor and being the best means. Look, I grew up thinking Ethan Edwards was what a man should be and I recognize that's extreme but the softening of our culture will have consequences.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 03:05 PM (oWBc3)

The Other Ace at Blindgossip.com has an alternate take on Biles - "They Call Her Queen B". Rumor is that her teammates are none too pleased that she is hogging all the attention in her travails, and is only focused on individual glory and endorsements, instead of the team.

Not sure what to believe at this point, but more will be revealed later I think.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2021 03:14 PM (x5Tpi)

I can guarantee you that what the teammates are rumored to be saying is true. They busted their asses to win the team gold (the biggie for all them) and she quits during the competition so that they win the silver. NBC hyped the eff out of her as the GOAT, and she goes out and wins a bronze medal.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (I8FKK)

283 Bearclaw and Order - The Vindman Story

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (IroCj)

284 269 Breaking: Gavin Newsom changes his name to The Democrat Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (gpKIi)

Honestly in any other state, this would be a benefit, maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (csEWM)

285 None of you probably know who "Don Winslow" is.

Don Winslow was a great thriller writer (one of my faves),

until he turned into an Obama ball-fondler.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (5NkmN)

286 Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Chicago at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (guGkK)

287 "IIRC he only went through the school, he was never a member of the Regiment.
Posted by: Bert G at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (ngead)"

Correct. Tab. No scroll. He did follow on and has a Parachutist Badge and EIB. But never in regiment.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (sOXXq)

288 Can you make it to October?

Guess I'll have to. If we DO get to AZ it will only be about 5 weeks til the MoMe when we get home.. I can hang in there. This month is gonna suck though. Everything is up in the air and I hate that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (nxdel)

289 245 @232

?

No, I've received notice of my polling place.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:20 PM (AwPyG)


OK, but which vote will be ruled the legitimate one? The one you cast at the polling place, or the mail-in one filled-out for you by a Newsom-fanatic at your county's vote tabulation center?

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (AMIL/)

290 you need to get off your computer
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (8tNUK)

I know. Unfortunately I'm usually stuck at work all day and bored.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

291 Vindman and Patton shouldn't be in the same sentence if about the military.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (Cxk7w)

292 If Kelly said something like, "Oh yeah, Vindaman? You and what army?" Vindaman as a potential Ukranian Defense Secretary might just be able to bring the Ukrainian Army.

Not a great army, but probably enough for him to take on Greg Kelly ... if they could work out the force projection logistics (e.g., how many bearclaws for each man + Vindaman) and they could spare at least a platoon or two from their war with Russia.

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (dYe5S)

293 All the same people who voted for Newsom and the Democrat super-majority are now all up in arms over SB9 and SB10 that eliminates zoning restrictions statewide. If passed, anyone can build up to six units on a single-family lot without public input.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (FA5Pj)

294 @268

And want to hear something fun? a county in Ohio just bought millions of dollars worth of dominion vote counting equipment, which includes on the invoice software "to help determine the intent of the voter"

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (AwPyG)

295
*cough* Lena Dunham *cough*
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (Ez6QX)

Well, no one actually needed a VISUAL.........

But I appreciate your efforts.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Fat girls with no tits are called flatsos and much like childhood cancer and star trek discovery they make us question the existence of a just and loving God

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (IroCj)

297 272 But what do Lake and Palmer have to say.

Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene!
What a scene


-----
Pearly Queen > Gypsy Queen

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (VJsqe)

298 Biles is costing her teammates $. Cubic$

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (r4sI4)

299 All the same people who voted for Newsom and the Democrat super-majority are now all up in arms over SB9 and SB10 that eliminates zoning restrictions statewide. If passed, anyone can build up to six units on a single-family lot without public input

----------+

Progressivism is nice and all, as long as it doesn't fuck with their home values.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (r3vuj)

300 the thing is is, if you are an anthlte you rcareer is what 10, maybe 20 years in some sports?

however, if you're some batshit crazy, selfish bitch that is going to be there forever.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (8tNUK)

301 235 >>>Vindman should have been hung and dried until he turned to dust.

You can't dehydrate fatty meat, silly. James Carville is a much better choice for making politico-jerky.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 03, 2021 03:19 PM (HmZuC)

If he's powdering it, it makes me think pemmican.

Polittican?

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (ePZfA)

302 296 Fat girls with no tits are called flatsos and much like childhood cancer and star trek discovery they make us question the existence of a just and loving God
Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (IroCj)

==========

Address Star Trek Discovery correctly. It's STD.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

303 I'll be handing out copies of Lt. Vindman's book to everyone on my Christmas list this year.

Posted by: Max Boot at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (guGkK)

304 I know. Unfortunately I'm usually stuck at work all day and bored.
Posted by: J

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (8tNUK)

305 I'll bet the men in Vindman's command would have run through a brick wall for him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (cSyAR)

I'm actually shocked he wasn't Niedermeyered.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

306 French guy is quite vindictive. Is Animal spirit is the jellyfish.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (qoz/n)

307 Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)



Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Chicago at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (guGkK)

time is on your side...yes it is.

Posted by: Stones at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (l5R6/)

308 CBD.. yeah I could do that and trust me this dolt down the street would deserve it. His family shunned us from the day we moved in because the previous owners spread lies about us. No love lost there believe me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (nxdel)

309 Fat girls with no tits are called flatsos and much like childhood cancer and star trek discovery they make us question the existence of a just and loving God
Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (IroCj)

FLATSOS!!!!!

OMG......You owe me a monitor, keyboard, mouse and another beer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

310 There really are some kids in the olympics right now that deserve our support, this little gal just one.

https://bit.ly/3ioc8ui

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

311 269 Breaking: Gavin Newsom changes his name to The Democrat Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:24 PM (gpKIi)

The Virgin Connie Swail > The Democrat Gavin Newsom

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

312 Pearly Queen > Gypsy Queen
Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (VJsqe)

I'm gonna murderize all y'all.

Posted by: Asphalt Princess at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (ePZfA)

313 Address Star Trek Discovery correctly. It's STD.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

What are you talking about? It's a tragedy, but they stopped making Star Trek after Wrath of Khan. Too bad.

But, damn fine movie for their swan song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (csEWM)

314 And I say this as The Motion Picture is better than 90% of the shit made since.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (csEWM)

315 Speaking of portly military men apparently Hermann Goering weighed 390 pounds at the start of the Nuremberg trial.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (cSyAR)

316 Vindman and Patton shouldn't be in the same sentence if about the military.
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (Cxk7w)

He's not even the Kaboom cereal of the military.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (wAnMi)

317 But what do Lake and Palmer have to say.


Where's Emerson?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (axyOa)

318 There really are some kids in the olympics right now that deserve our support, this little gal just one.

https://bit.ly/3ioc8ui
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

She's one that moderately restores my faith in humanity and the American Spirit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

319 My son has taken to watching stuff from the 90's and early 2000's. He says it was the best time of his life. It's tearing him what's happening to the country. He told me the other night..mom the best years are behind us.

How fucking sad is that? He's only 40 and thinks he's lived the best years of his life.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (nxdel)

320 hey, I gonna start running bacon into California Smokey and The Bandit style, make gobs o'cash


anyone want in?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (bTQ72)

321 Fat girls with no tits are called flatsos and much like childhood cancer
and star trek discovery they make us question the existence of a just
and loving God

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:27 PM (IroCj)


So is there an algorithm or something that compares size of boobs to weight?
To determine if a chick is a flatso?

Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (l5R6/)

322 Even if you were the most rabid Trump hater, why would you take an hour out of your short life to read that fatboy's book?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2021 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

I don't believe they do. Obama books sit on coffee tables, conspicuous as a book store, but in perfect unread condition. Our enemy is the effete pudgy pseudo-intellectual.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ybIRR)

323 307 Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Chicago at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (guGkK)

time is on your side...yes it is.
Posted by: Stones at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (l5R6/)

I gotta get back in time.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ePZfA)

324 315 Speaking of portly military men apparently Hermann Goering weighed 390 pounds at the start of the Nuremberg trial.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (cSyAR)

He was also an opiate addict. Probably the only fat junkie in all of human history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Y5qcH)

325 And want to hear something fun? a county in Ohio just bought millions of dollars worth of dominion vote counting equipment, which includes on the invoice software "to help determine the intent of the voter"
Posted by: artemis


That would be Stark County, where Canton, Ohio is located. That used to be a pretty solid Republican county. And...somebody is really nuts to do this.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

326
The Virgin Connie Swail > The Democrat Gavin Newsom
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

The Macho Man Randy Savage >

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Sigh. My wife's employer is now requiring proof of vaccination or a weekly covid test. I am not a violent man and there are times I regret that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (nR2nR)

328 Biles is costing her teammates $. Cubic$

.....

1. Biles doesn't have teammates. She has a supporting cast, in her mind.

2. Biles doesn't care that she is costing her supporting cast money, because she hates white people.

3. Biles will still get every announcing gig and dollar to be made because she is black and woke (see Michael Irvin for reference), so she doesn't care.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (5We2S)

329 Address Star Trek Discovery correctly. It's STD.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

For a second I thought you were going to suggest Flatso...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (5iUNf)

330 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

Bless her...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

331 In another Twitter egregious stupidity, singer Billie Eilish ( I know what she looks like; I have never listened to her songs) is accused of racism and zionism because she said "Hi, Israel" to her Israeli fans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (k39e/)

332 Star Trek: TMP is not really bad. They planned for Star Trek to be brought back in a series of tv movies. Then Star Wars happened.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (uUDKV)

333 I'll be handing out copies of Lt. Vindman's book to everyone on my Christmas list this year.
Posted by: Max Boot at August 03, 2021 03:28 PM (guGkK)

So, you're buying one copy of the book?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (hOUT3)

334 @298

Rapinoe really, really cost her team mates. But I figure they only kept the ones who were all aboard the woke-train, which is probably why they're not that good

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (AwPyG)

335
Where's Emerson?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:31 PM (axyOa)

Didn't they go out of business?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

336 What are you talking about? It's a tragedy, but they stopped making Star Trek after Wrath of Khan. Too bad.

But, damn fine movie for their swan song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (csEWM)

After literally decades of being told ST IV was the most amazing of the entire Paramount series, I finally watched it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (wAnMi)

337 Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)

Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Chicago at August 03, 2021 03:26 PM (guGkK)

time is on your side...yes it is.
Posted by: Stones at August 03, 2021 03:29 PM (l5R6/)

TIME!

Posted by: Chambers Brothers at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (AiZBA)

338 I bought a secret suit from a Pearly Queen.

Delivery has been delayed for 2 years...

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (r4sI4)

339 Some of us understand how evil works in this world because we are ruled by Satanic Pedophiles, and others (cough) don't have a clue.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 03, 2021 03:22 PM (mGx7h)

LOL you're talking to the guy who was threatened with violence and financial ruin for outing a pedophile in the SCA who had been grooming 12yr old girls from 1999-2013.

Your psychic powers are failing.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (49Exr)

340 Is that a Harrier jump jet on the end of the ship?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (xPl2J)

341 Christ this site is giving mexican jumping beans a run for their money today. It's all over the place.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (nxdel)

342 I'm cutting people some slack for wearing masks outdoors. Our air quality has been in the unhealthy range for four days now, thanks to "climate-change fueled" wildfires.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)

343 Maybe Goering was trying to get too fat to hang like that guy in Washington(?) that one time...

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (uUDKV)

344 Remember when you'd ask a man, wearing a watch, what time it was? Used to happen all the time.

Posted by: a


I would check my watch, say yes, and walk away.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (8tNUK)

345
After literally decades of being told ST IV was the most amazing of the entire Paramount series, I finally watched it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (wAnMi)

Thoughts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (csEWM)

346 More "Get vaccinated, dammit, you idiots! C'mon, man, do I have go to your homes and kick your asses and give you the shot myself?" on TV from Stumblin' Joe right now.

Will be interesting to see what he says about his good friend Andrew Cuomo. Liar Psaki promised two hours ago that Joe will say something about today's Cuomo ruckus this afternoon.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (AMIL/)

347 All active registered voters in CA will automatically receive a mail ballot for Gov. Newsom's recall election on Sept. 14.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

348 I dunno about Biles, going forward.

They tried like heck to make Kaepernick a "thing" and give him gigs, but everyone wasn't having it.

I'd be surprised if the same didn't happen to her.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (AwPyG)

349
What's that song that goes should I stay or should I go?

Posted by: "governor" cuomo at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (MlLUG)

350 I mean I usually don't put down a person's lack of manliness, but these fucking blue falcon officers really deserve it. It's painfully obvious when they are the first to bring it up ... "I'll challenge him to a push up contest."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (ybIRR)

351 Breaking: Newsome to voluntarily step down as Governor after accepting a one year, $8 million contract with the LA Lakers.

LeBron now only a few pieces away from another ring.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (IroCj)

352 I dunno about Biles, going forward.


she thinks the b in blm is for her

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (8tNUK)

353 @347

Yes. And you can go vote in person, if you want.

Not sure why you are hung up on this.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (AwPyG)

354 I watched that amphib leaving port and The Love Boat theme was playing in my head for some reason..

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (uUDKV)

355 Correct. Tab. No scroll. He did follow on and has a Parachutist Badge and EIB. But never in regiment.
----------
All of these military guys in politics are Airborne Rangers and I'd bet not many have made one jump. You can be anything you want if you go to the PX.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (+ya+t)

356 TIME!

Posted by: Chambers Brothers at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (AiZBA)

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! My first roommate in college played the album version of that until I threatened to throw his record player out the window. and him next.

Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (l5R6/)

357 All active registered voters in CA will automatically receive a mail ballot for Gov. Newsom's recall election on Sept. 14.
Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

Already stamped, marked and sealed in an envelope ready for harvesting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (hOUT3)

358 Wasn't French the one with the Confederate cooler?
These people kill me with their high and mighty act.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (DB16e)

359
How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (MlLUG)

360 @351

There were actually some rumors that Newsom was going to make Feinstein finally step down and appoint himself Senator, to thwart the recall.

That would have been very entertaining.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (AwPyG)

361 https://bit.ly/3ioc8ui
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

Wow - talk about restore my faith in the Olympics and these athletes - this fine lady did it in about a minute!

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (5iUNf)

362 Nah Biles at least has a cache of gold medals, Kaep is and always has been a loser. The hype failed because he couldn't even make a team as a backup.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (IroCj)

363 I watched that amphib leaving port and The Love Boat theme was playing in my head for some reason..
Posted by: s


which is weird because the guys running the boat had the ymca going through their minds.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (8tNUK)

364 319 My son has taken to watching stuff from the 90's and early 2000's. He says it was the best time of his life. It's tearing him what's happening to the country. He told me the other night..mom the best years are behind us.

How fucking sad is that? He's only 40 and thinks he's lived the best years of his life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (nxdel)

I'm 38. In the past year, I don't think I've watched more than 2-3 movies that were made past 1975. Nothing but old Westerns and such. Looking back is so much nicer than looking forward.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (KbCG3)

365 You can be anything you want if you go to the PX.
Posted by: dartist
___

Or Clothing & Sales.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (Jyah1)

366 For a second I thought you were going to suggest Flatso...
Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM

I really live in your heads, don't I?

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (a3Q+t)

367 What's that song that goes should I stay or should I go?
Posted by: "governor" cuomo at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (MlLUG)

Oddly enough, "Should I Stay or Should I Go".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (nR2nR)

368 Wasn't French the one with the Confederate cooler?
These people kill me with their high and mighty act.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (DB16e)

Throw that French man into the cooler.

Posted by: Col. Klink at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (AiZBA)

369 >>>Fat girls with no tits are called flatsos and much like childhood
cancer and star trek discovery they make us question the existence of a
just and loving God<
>You got moxie there, Butch! Let us know how it pans out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (bCkNL)

370 Golly vibrant jeepers....why don't they vax the border crossers?

Biological war on red states.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (qoz/n)

371 "All of these military guys in politics are Airborne Rangers and I'd bet not many have made one jump. You can be anything you want if you go to the PX.
Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 03:36 PM (+ya+t)"

You have to do follow on or you lose your tab. But yeah, something like 70% of infantry officers have the tab. Scroll is another story. So is Q Course. But fat worthless fucks like Milley graduated Q, so there's that.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (sOXXq)

372 "My wife's employer is now requiring proof of vaccination or a weekly covid test."

Weird how there appears to be no standard. It's "vital" that the unvaxed are routinely tested, but some companies are going with anywhere from 1-3 times a week. Like throwing a dart at a board.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (49Exr)

373 "You've got pretty small titties for a fat girl"

Posted by: top pickup lines at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (JDVbU)

374 Nah Biles at least has a cache of gold medals, Kaep is and always has been a loser. The hype failed because he couldn't even make a team as a backup.
Posted by: B


the thing is is, he never walkd off in during the game.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (8tNUK)

375 Vidman trying to start a fight with the Twitter master, Ted Cruz. Not very smart as suspected.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 03:39 PM (2DOZq)

376 ...@ 254- Second on Ashli Babbitt Day.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2021 03:39 PM (0OP+5)

377 Green Mile:
Tom Hanks: That was a successful execution.
James Cromwell: How the hell do you say that?
Tom Hanks: Eduard Delecroix is dead.

That's my attitude towards someone trying to lard their way out of the hangman's noose.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 03:39 PM (ybIRR)

378 359
How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (MlLUG)


Go ask the day-labor braceros outside your local Home Depot how they got theirs.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2021 03:39 PM (AMIL/)

379 375 Vidman trying to start a fight with the Twitter master, Ted Cruz. Not very smart as suspected.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 03:39 PM (2DOZq)

His agent is probably telling him to start a Twitter fight to help his book sales.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 03, 2021 03:40 PM (UuD2k)

380 >>>Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:18 PM (nxdel)
----------

Don't give up. Go to AZ
there are nice people there, no masks, and lots of vitamin D to make you feel H A P P Y.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:40 PM (Jd8Rz)

381 How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (MlLUG)

I assume a notarized document from a commissar that you have obeyed the noble lords.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:40 PM (nR2nR)

382 332 Star Trek: TMP is not really bad.
really? it's a feature-length remake of the changeling.

Posted by: Error! Must sterilize! at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (v3pYe)

383 I want my proof of vaccination to be a tattoo on my sick. That way I could show it everywhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (sOXXq)

384 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

Thanks; So I expect that the competitors who are not the kneelers and not the crossed arms folks are more a bit peeved that the anti American/woke whiners are getting so much attention. I like this gal and her acknowledgement of her Christian faith. Sydney Mclaughlin is another Christian athlete running tonight (hurdles, I think) running against a woman whose last name is Muhammed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (k39e/)

385 "All of these military guys in politics are Airborne Rangers"

My MSGT remarked that all the barstool warriors claim to be Ranger, Seal or Recon. You never meet one who says he was a clerk who typed up leave orders in the S-1

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (49Exr)

386 Fake vaccine cards are gonna be a nice little hustle for some people. Buy 2 get one Fake ID free. Makes a good HS graduation gift.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (IroCj)

387 Well this whole Covid thing is really beginning to get to my husband. He admitted he's getting very depressed because there just doesn't seem to be an end in sight. We're worried about our AZ trip as well. Can't decide if selling the house is the right decision. It's all weighing on him. And me too quite honestly.

Your husband has my sympathy. And even though I predicted many moons ago that masks were never going away, I honestly did not think that, once lockdowns were lifted, that the states would try to force it again.

I live in Massachusetts. It is only a matter of time before my asshole RINO governor institutes a mask mandate and instructs businesses to refuse entry to the unvaccinated. I expect he will hold off until either after the dog-eating crackhead's soiree or do it just before in order to really rub out noses in it.

I cannot leave here (for reasons I cannot discuss), and this waiting is the sword of Damocles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (2JVJo)

388 How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?

Get a death certificate that says "blood clots"

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (B2mhs)

389 380 >>>Saw a neighbor just drive by alone in his car. With a mask on. I really am about to give up on everyone. My son is right.

Not as bad as the woman I saw in her car alone, with mask on, takes mask down to take a bite then puts mask back up

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (Zmnko)

390 My son has taken to watching stuff from the 90's and early 2000's. He says it was the best time of his life. It's tearing him what's happening to the country. He told me the other night..mom the best years are behind us.

I'm 38. In the past year, I don't think I've watched more than 2-3 movies that were made past 1975. Nothing but old Westerns and such. Looking back is so much nicer than looking forward.

******************

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm either watching old movies or Critical Drinker's reviews of old movies.

His last was on The Mummy, back when movies were made for entertainment, fun and escapism and Rachel Weisz was nerdy hot as boinksies.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (hQVBP)

391 Highlight your stupidity, pick a fight with Cruz.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Jd8Rz)

392 Yeah, looks lie wife's woke company is going the way of 'vaccine mandate'. Changed return to office from early Sept to 'sooonest October'. Probably retirement in her future. Sick of vaccine pressure and 'white fragility/micro aggression sessions.

Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (l5R6/)

393
Remember when we asked obama for "proof" of his US birth?

(and the Democrat hack "governor" of Hawaii showed us a brand new fake birth certificate and called us racists)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (MlLUG)

394 Breaking: Newsome to voluntarily step down as Governor after accepting a one year, $8 million contract with the LA Lakers Hair Club for Men.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

395 I dunno about Biles, going forward.
They tried like heck to make Kaepernick a "thing" and give him gigs, but everyone wasn't having it.
Id be surprised if the same didn't happen to her.
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:35 PM (AwPyG)

Yeah, I predict lots of nuthin' for her.

Olympic athletes interest us because of their accomplishments (ie. winning),
we're not interested in their accomplished whining.

Can you see her on a box of Cheerios or whatever -
"Eat Cheerios! And Be a Quitter!!!!!
Yeah....no.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (5NkmN)

396 382 With slight changes but yeah, I do like the refitted Enterprise. The uniforms, not so much...

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (uUDKV)

397 And want to hear something fun? a county in Ohio just bought millions of dollars worth of dominion vote counting equipment, which includes on the invoice software "to help determine the intent of the voter"
Posted by: artemis

Stark County - Canton is the county seat - my home county. Do you see why I left as soon I was 18?

nota bene - It's customary in Tonypete world to 'count votes honestly and accurately' to determine the intent of the voters.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (mD/uy)

398 Weird how there appears to be no standard. It's "vital" that the unvaxed are routinely tested, but some companies are going with anywhere from 1-3 times a week. Like throwing a dart at a board.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:38 PM (49Exr)

They're guessing how onerous they have to make things before you'll say, "Fine, I'll get the damn shot." I wouldn't be at all surprised to discover that insurance will no longer pay for the tests for unvaxxed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (nR2nR)

399 370 Golly vibrant jeepers....why don't they vax the border crossers?
we're gonna need a fleet of drones with tranquilizer guns

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (v3pYe)

400 Wow - talk about restore my faith in the Olympics and these athletes - this fine lady did it in about a minute!
Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (5iUNf)

And, she's buying her mom a food truck!

There's another gal from a couple of days ago, just as inspirational. It's a shame that the wokesters have done so much to sully the olympics for kids like this, along with NBC's abysmal coverage of same.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (wAnMi)

401 which is weird because the guys running the boat had the ymca going through their minds.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:37 PM (8tNUK)

YMCA? In my Navy?!

https://youtu.be/MTwq1_9VH68

Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ghoDT)

402 Primary day here in WA state. I was going through the voters pamphlet. I counted 67 people running for something or other...not a single party affiliation listed.
It's like they are afraid or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (axyOa)

403 Can you see her on a box of Cheerios or whatever -




kaboom

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (8tNUK)

404
"Soothie has been vaccinated.

Signed,
Soothie's mother."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (MlLUG)

405 really? it's a feature-length remake of the changeling.
Posted by: Error! Must sterilize! at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (v3pYe)

I would rather watch that and ST:V back-to-back than most of the TNG movies, and all the ST TV dreck past Voyager.

And since CBS has given Alex Kurtzman 5 more years to burn what's left of the ST franchise into the ground, it's good to look to the past here.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (5aFbR)

406 hogmartin


you in tx yet?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (8tNUK)

407
No doubt about it - we were in some serious shit. Desperate times required desperate measures!

"Circle the pastry carts, upend them, and take shelter behind them!" I cried.

We lost a lot of fine crullers that day, I can tell you ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (pNxlR)

408 I'm posting this again because
1) It makes me so happy
2) She'll never be famous but at least we'll know who she is

https://bit.ly/2Vcgps1

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (BJKQV)

409 "All of these military guys in politics are Airborne Rangers"

My MSGT remarked that all the barstool warriors claim to be Ranger, Seal or Recon. You never meet one who says he was a clerk who typed up leave orders in the S-1
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (49Exr)

Beware the guy who says he's a cook.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (z79tQ)

410 Star Trek: TMP is not really bad.

It's better than it's reputation, which, admittedly, is a low bar. The problem is that it is a rehash of "The Changeling" with a bit of "The Ultimate Computer" and with Roddenberry's atheism and Gerrold's metaphysical blather.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (2JVJo)

411 How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?



Get a death certificate that says "blood clots"

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (B2mhs)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (l5R6/)

412 334 @298

Rapinoe really, really cost her team mates. But I figure they only kept the ones who were all aboard the woke-train, which is probably why they're not that good
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:33 PM (AwPyG)


No straights or Christians allowed
Warning: WaPo link
https://tinyurl.com/w4xy3sd8

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (I8FKK)

413 I cannot leave here (for reasons I cannot discuss), and this waiting is the sword of Damocles.
--------
Ankle bracelet again?

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (+ya+t)

414 Primary day here in WA state. I was going through the voters pamphlet. I counted 67 people running for something or other...not a single party affiliation listed.
It's like they are afraid or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (axyOa)

Heh, my ballot had literally one election on it. Three people running for a seat on the local school board. I threw it in the trash.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Ez6QX)

415 you in tx yet?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (8tNUK)

According to my driver's license, yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (ghoDT)

416 @400

Even before wokeness, NBC always botched it. They filmed and followed a particular group of American athletes for their "heart warming stories" and then had to scramble when those same athletes didn't advance.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (AwPyG)

417 That girl named Mensah seems sharp. A win for nominative determinism.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (IroCj)

418 According to my driver's license, yes.
Posted by: hogmartin


nice

where

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (8tNUK)

419 Well at least blue lips lost bigly at the Olympics so we don't have to hear her anti- American rant

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Zmnko)

420 Wait... I just realized Cuomo didn't accuse Republicans of causing his problems... That's a first.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (caMrg)

421 Yeah, looks lie wife's woke company is going the way of 'vaccine mandate'. Changed return to office from early Sept to 'sooonest October'. Probably retirement in her future. Sick of vaccine pressure and 'white fragility/micro aggression sessions.
Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 03:42 PM (l5R6/)

I told my wife to tell them that she could either work from home (she doesn't like it but it's possible) or they could fire her but she won't obey those rules.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (nR2nR)

422 Fake vaccine cards are gonna be a nice little hustle for some people.
Buy 2 get one Fake ID free. Makes a good HS graduation gift.

You rang?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (k/TB6)

423 nota bene - It's customary in Tonypete world to 'count votes honestly and accurately' to determine the intent of the voters.
Just say'n.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (mD/uy)

That was back when the schools still taught English to the students!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (hOUT3)

424 "its" reputation, sorry.

You'd think I never went to school.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (2JVJo)

425 Don't give up. Go to AZ
there are nice people there, no masks, and lots of vitamin D to make you feel H A P P Y.

Oh I know but I wonder what restrictions will be put in place before we leave that will keep us from doing what we want to do. We love to eat out while there. And shop. I'm not shopping with a damn mask on. Done with that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (nxdel)

426 >>We're worried about our AZ trip as well. Can't decide if selling the house is the right decision. It's all weighing on him. And me too quite honestly.

I have a vacation coming up next week that has been two years in the making because of Covid lockdowns and travel restrictions - my son has been waiting two years patiently for it - its all he talks about now. If we get locked down by Angel of Death Cuomo this week, one week before he can enjoy something denied him two years at his young age - well, I think he'll lose his mind.

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (5iUNf)

427 I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm either watching old movies or Critical Drinker's reviews of old movies.

His last was on The Mummy, back when movies were made for entertainment, fun and escapism and Rachel Weisz was nerdy hot as boinksies.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (hQVBP)

Ha, I watch a lot of Drinker, as well but I've rarely seen the movies he's reviewing. Ya know, that whole "most are shit" thing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

428 I told my wife to tell them that she could either work from home (she doesn't like it but it's possible) or they could fire her but she won't obey those rules.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (nR2nR)

Good. That's what I plan to do when this situation presents itself at my workplace (and it will, of that I have no doubt).

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ez6QX)

429 My MSGT remarked that all the barstool warriors claim to be Ranger, Seal or Recon. You never meet one who says he was a clerk who typed up leave orders in the S-1
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (49Exr)

Reminded me of the movie Nobody. He said he was an auditor in the Army. Seems it's Opposite Day every day in our bizarro world these days.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq)

430
Remember when that fraud grifter Ben Shapiro's entire shtick was "Facts?"

Funny how Ben Shapiro has little interest lately laying out the "facts" for all myriad of Lies in the past year for the china virus and election.

This is his "wheelhouse" no?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (MlLUG)

431 @409

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:48 PM (AwPyG)

432 Old : No Shirt, No Shoes, No service
New: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Proof of Vaccination, No Service

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:48 PM (uUDKV)

433 Instead of getting rid of bikinis for the volleyball girls why don't we switch the wrestling girls from singlets to swimsuits?

Or is this a case of being careful what you wish for?

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:48 PM (IroCj)

434 I identify as vaccinated

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 03, 2021 03:48 PM (/6GbT)

435 Artemis: Casey *fucking* Ryback??

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (IroCj)

436
Wasn't French the one with the Confederate cooler?
These people kill me with their high and mighty act.
Posted by: Fool Otto

No, that was "Friend of the Blog", The Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

437 Jewells45 and Jordan61. Hang in there. This is nothing compared to what the Greatest Generation went thru.

Thank you to those who served. (Not implying this is war. Simply thanking you)

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (Ef1FF)

438 Americans are the best at fake, invented sports.

Skateboarding, women's wrestling, rhythmic gymnastics, that kind of shit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (5We2S)

439 Boswell, damn I hope you'll have your vacation.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (nxdel)

440
We really haven't even gotten into the "fully vaccinated" and "partially vaccinated" bullshit yet, have we?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (MlLUG)

441 where
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (8tNUK)

Tyler.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (ghoDT)

442 410 Star Trek: TMP is not really bad.

It's better than it's reputation, which, admittedly, is a low bar. The problem is that it is a rehash of "The Changeling" with a bit of "The Ultimate Computer" and with Roddenberry's atheism and Gerrold's metaphysical blather.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (2JVJo)

---------

It's only now coming into favor because large high resolution flat screen TVs are the proper medium for the visuals.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (L02e7)

443 Imagine the person who will buy Vindmanns book.

Yeah, I can't imagine that person either. Neither could the publisher.

But dollars to donuts he got a hefty advance to write it. Say $500k. Pay a ghost writer $50k. Sit around the kitchen table for morning coffee and telling stories. Ghost writer makes the book. You review it, which takes about a week. Boom $500k.

So why would a publisher agree to this? Well if he had an "investor" that fronted the money, say in exchange for 10% of future nonexistent sales...why the hell not? Especially if the investor picked up your printing costs.

It's not a bribe, its an investment.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Szvj6)

444 Drinker also does videos on movies he likes. Independence Day was one. A dumb movie but it had heart and wasn't America hating.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (uUDKV)

445 I can see Tamyra Mensah-Stock on a box of Cheerios.


Tonight it's Yankee Mick Chick vs Muhammad,
track and field.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Jd8Rz)

446 Biden just called on Cuomo to resign.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (63Dwl)

447 431 @409

Just a lowly, lowly cook
Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:48 PM (AwPyG)

I re-watched "Under Siege" not too long ago and I forgot how little the main "star" Seagal is really in it. Maybe 45% of the movie, tops?

That's likely the reason it came out good, ceding more time for the true stars of that movie, Jones and Busey.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (5aFbR)

448 I'm posting this again because
1) It makes me so happy
2) She'll never be famous but at least we'll know who she is

https://bit.ly/2Vcgps1
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (BJKQV)
........

Thank you.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

449 I wouldn't be at all surprised to discover that insurance will no longer pay for the tests for unvaxxed.


So, when A.D.E., the autoimmune disorders, the heart problems, the strokes and so on hit all the vaxxed in the next few years, will the insurance companies suddenly decide that they are not paying for treatment because it's a result of an experimental drug? Interesting times folks. Interesting times.

Posted by: Unrepentant Cynic at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (tjZg/)

450 Oh I know but I wonder what restrictions will be put
in place before we leave that will keep us from doing what we want to
do. We love to eat out while there. And shop. I'm not shopping with a
damn mask on. Done with that.

Posted by: Jewells45
As of right now we are wide open in AZ. Ducey is anti mask mandate.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (k/TB6)

451 I'll bet the men in Vindman's command would have run through a brick wall for him.

Using his soft pudgy self as a battering ram, maybe. Headfirst.

He's the kind of guy that didn't make it back from patrols in Vietnam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

452 Ft Benning every swinging dick is a ranger. And they will be sure to tell you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (gpKIi)

453 Biden just called on Cuomo to resign.

Cuomo should call on biden to resign...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zmnko)

454 @435

I'll tell you what; I'll carry everything if you kill whoever we run into, all right?

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

455 Skateboarding, women's wrestling, rhythmic gymnastics, that kind of shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (5We2S)

I'm sure that these are all traditional Olympic sports...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (hOUT3)

456 The scene where Kirk gets to see the new Enterprise in space dock is awesome

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (uUDKV)

457 . I'm either watching old movies or Critical Drinker's reviews of old movies.

His last was on The Mummy, back when movies were made for entertainment, fun and escapism and Rachel Weisz was nerdy hot as boinksies.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (hQVBP)

Ha, I watch a lot of Drinker, as well but I've rarely seen the movies he's reviewing. Ya know, that whole "most are shit" thing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 03, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

Check out his 'afer hours' channel. He is reviewing great movies of the 80's and early 90's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (XvPQV)

458 Biden just called on Cuomo to resign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (63Dwl)
........

Then he turned to his left and asked: "Who's Cuomo?"

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

459 How does one get "proof" of a vaccination?

I can help.

Posted by: Lance Parkertip, Noted Notary Public at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (h5TKJ)

460 As of right now we are wide open in AZ. Ducey is anti mask mandate.

Good to know! Thanks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (nxdel)

461
Soros has spoken. Cuomo is O-U-T.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (MlLUG)

462 I am totally in favor of reparations. Since Democrats owned all the slaves, Democrats should be responsible for 100% of those reparations. Fair is fair.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 03, 2021 03:52 PM (CJ5ek)

463 That's likely the reason it came out good, ceding more time for the true stars of that movie, Jones and Busey.

I thought you were going to name Erika Eleniak's chest

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

464 more deaths reported on thecovidblog dot com (and they are a small reporting site).

A 22 year old kid, whose parents are suffering, calling the vaccine sh*t. 9 hours after second pfizer. They are trying to blame allergies. That is the pattern. Blaming other things. Couldn't possibly be the vaccine.

This one is weird: Larry Dietrich: 64-year-old Syracuse (NY) retired journalist dead 12 weeks after second Moderna mRNA injection. Read the story on that one. Seems to be a pattern in upstate NY.
The first one was 53-year-old Syracuse teacher's union president Bill Scott. He died 10 weeks after the second Pfizer shot. Mr. Scott is the first story that we labeled a "near-term death." Though the time range is fluid, these individuals typically die anywhere from nine to 12 weeks after their second injections.
Jeff Kimpland is the 53-year-old Syracuse musician who died nine weeks after the Johnson & Johnson injection. We covered near-term "vaccine" deaths in Chicago, Ohio, New Jersey and elsewhere. But Mr. Dietrich is now the third one in Syracuse since April.

toomanydying

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (2o90I)

465 Prosecutor: Did you order the Code Red?

Vindmann: The Mountain Dew Code Red?

Prosecutor: What?

Vindmann: Yes, I ordered a 2 liter of Mountain Dew Code Red and a box of Twinkies. Is that what you are talking about?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (5We2S)

466 Boswell, damn I hope you'll have your vacation.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (nxdel)

I hope you get to do your travels as well, Jewells - its so unfair to do the planning, pay for the whole shebang, and then just days before, have people who should not be in control of such things, tell you that you cannot go.

My son is autistic, he'll never understand. I am not sure he'd get over it, but I pray that we never come that point, neither you or I...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (5iUNf)

467 Break Dancing is coming in the 2024 Olympics. Not even joking, my word as a Biden. (Seriously, it is)

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (uUDKV)

468 A few called on coonman to resign too. Yet here we are. Cuomo is taking the "deny and wait for the next news cycle" tactic. While the rest of the Ds can claim they took a stand and called for his resignation. Then they will all go to a big donor party together and have a great laugh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (1PBwZ)

469 Primary day here in WA state. I was going through the voters pamphlet. I counted 67 people running for something or other...not a single party affiliation listed.
It's like they are afraid or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (axyOa)

Heh, my ballot had literally one election on it. Three people running for a seat on the local school board. I threw it in the trash.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Ez6QX)


We should start a write in campaign for Nurse R for Gov!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (axyOa)

470 Buying Vindman's book will be a fersure virtue signal. It will sell out.
If you Kindle it, you will get a pin for your collar or whatever so the right people will know.

Posted by: klaftern at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (r4sI4)

471
YMCA? In my Navy?!

https://youtu.be/MTwq1_9VH68
Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ghoDT)

I loved The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Michael Mitchell: 65-year-old "Braveheart" actor receives both Sinovac injections, then third Pfizer "booster" shot, dead six days later

same ole same ole

back to kitchen

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (2o90I)

473 Well at least blue lips lost bigly at the Olympics so we don't have to hear her anti- American rant

She had a chance to take out the American favorite with her last throw but came up a meter short.

(That being said, the underperformance by all three American girls was surprising.)

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (B2mhs)

474 Paint huffers should pick better colors.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (qoz/n)

475 Ha, I watch a lot of Drinker, as well but I've rarely seen the movies he's reviewing. Ya know, that whole "most are shit" thing.

*******

He's got a second channel called The Drinker After Hours, which is where he tends to review the movies he wholeheartedly recommends.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (hQVBP)

476 Joe's acting weird, like he shit his pants or sumptin

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (YK4Qh)

477
I thought you were going to name Erika Eleniak's chest
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

478 He's the kind of guy that didn't make it back from patrols in Vietnam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

...

But nobody had to frag him, nor would he die in a firefight. Just fell behind and never seen again.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 03, 2021 03:55 PM (ohOLP)

479 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 03, 2021 03:49 PM (Ef1FF)

Thanks, Steve. I'm trying! Looking forward to the CO and TX MoMes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Q3ZwH)

480 Why isn't Biden wearing a mask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 03:55 PM (63Dwl)

481 It would actually be funny if Cuomo called on Biden to resign. I bet Cuomo knows where many a body is buried.

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

482 456 The scene where Kirk gets to see the new Enterprise in space dock is awesome
scene? it's half the movie! the other half is spock floating around inside v-giny.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (v3pYe)

483 sock no more

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (AiZBA)

484 My MSGT remarked that all the barstool warriors claim to be Ranger, Seal or Recon. You never meet one who says he was a clerk who typed up leave orders in the S-1
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:41 PM (49Exr)

Beware the guy who says he's a cook.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (z79tQ)

LOL, struck up a conversation with a guy who had a Viet Vet hat on last Saturday at a bar... he fixed Radios in the army... so even though he was in Viet Nam? Never carried a gun, or was in combat at all.

Guess he's the exception that proves the rule?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (oHd/0)

485 Boswell, shit I'm sorry I will pray this works out for us both! Poor kid. So freaking insane what they are doing to people. It's evil really.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (nxdel)

486
Thanks, Steve. I'm trying! Looking forward to the CO and TX MoMes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Q3ZwH)

And they're looking forward to YOU!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

487 Biden just called on Cuomo to resign.
Cuomo should call on biden to resign...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zmnko)

Cage match.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

488 "Joe's acting weird, like he shit his pants or sumptin"

With all the drugs they are pumping into him, there's no telling. You would hope(?) there is some Top Secret finding that revokes any authority Biden has with nuclear launch codes.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 03:57 PM (49Exr)

489 Freestyle wrestling is weird, though not as weird as Greco-Roman.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 03, 2021 03:57 PM (IroCj)

490 Cage match.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)


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It'd be Cuomo in a squeaker!

Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (VJsqe)

491 Biden has already been giving the 2024 Olympic gold for Chin-Booger-Eating.

Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (6kTDT)

492 Perry Cuomo's run in Vegas has gone on long enough! He must resign!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (gpKIi)

493 Michael Mitchell: 65-year-old "Braveheart" actor receives both Sinovac injections, then third Pfizer "booster" shot, dead six days later

same ole same ole

back to kitchen

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:54 PM (2o90I)

He probably had a lot of internal problems waiting to surface because of steroid use. The vax just brought them to the surface.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (2DOZq)

494 442 It's only now coming into favor because large high resolution flat screen TVs are the proper medium for the visuals.
it starts with an extended "stars flying by" holding pattern to give folks time to get their popcorn and find their seats. when i crunched it to store on itunes for my appletv, handbrake optimized out all the stars; when i watch it, it starts with an extended blank screen.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (v3pYe)

495
LOL, struck up a conversation with a guy who had a Viet Vet hat on last Saturday at a bar... he fixed Radios in the army... so even though he was in Viet Nam? Never carried a gun, or was in combat at all.

Guess he's the exception that proves the rule?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (oHd/0)


My dad was nuke qualified when he was in the Navy during Vietnam. They found out he could fix radios, so he was in the hull of a ship the entire time. Got 100 miles off the coast of Vietnam, but never went. Never got any nuke training either.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

496 >>>I'll tell you what; I'll carry everything if you kill whoever we run into, all right?<
>Like Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (bCkNL)

497 It's only now coming into favor because large high resolution flat screen TVs are the proper medium for the visuals.
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at August 03, 2021 03:50 PM (L02e7)

It could do with some tweaking of the SFX, especially at the beginning. The shot of the shuttle dropping Kirk off at Starfleet Command is painful.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 03:58 PM (2JVJo)

498 Jordan61.. same here! Though I'm not going to the CO one. Really looking forward to Texas.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (nxdel)

499
nood cocksuckery

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (MlLUG)

500 Reminded me of the movie Nobody. He said he was an auditor in the Army. Seems it's Opposite Day every day in our bizarro world these days.

I tell people about my boring years in the Army and they imagine it's a cover for being the sniper-ninja protector of the nuclear silo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (ybIRR)

501 Biden just called on Cuomo to resign.

If Obama comes out- ok, never mind, if Obama declares his support for Cuomo, that's it, Cuomo is toast.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (lIIT7)

502 Either this is theater or Cuomo has no secrets to tell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (gpKIi)

503 Boswell, shit I'm sorry I will pray this works out for us both! Poor kid. So freaking insane what they are doing to people. It's evil really.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (nxdel)

It is evil, isn't it? I tell my wife that but she shushes me. I don't know how my son is going to live in the coming world, after I am gone. But I pray to the Lord at night that these people are gone from power soon...

Posted by: Boswell at August 03, 2021 03:59 PM (5iUNf)

504 Don't forget that Cuomo and Pelosi are mafia folk. the soros/cabal people don't want to get in a knife fight with them

Posted by: artemis at August 03, 2021 04:00 PM (AwPyG)

505 Cuomo knows that the mantle of his office is the only thing keeping his lame ass out of jail

ergo, no resignation

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 04:00 PM (YK4Qh)

506 Posted by: artisanal ette at August 03, 2021 03:53 PM (2o90I)

When you highjack the immune system to fight an enemy that is not even there... its too busy to be fighting off stuff that IS there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 04:00 PM (oHd/0)

507 You rang?


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 03, 2021 03:46 PM (k/TB6)

tried to print one out for a powerpoint a moron posted. it came out gray. no bueno. although, wife will retire when it gets to it.
Ducey is a is weak, although bills passed take a lot of his long term emergency power away. as far as the residents? damn near 100% complied with mask mandates for the whole time. i would be the only one without one. many wore them outdoors, running etc.

Posted by: Super Straight White Privileged Eyetalian at August 03, 2021 04:00 PM (l5R6/)

508 "Guess he's the exception that proves the rule?"

Comms are our greatest weapon. Call in resupply of food and ammo, repair parts for downed LAVs, evac for the wounded, arty and air strikes for the enemy.

Radio Repair Guy is the one Marine Infantry buys drinks for

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 04:00 PM (49Exr)

509 Nood
Escape from New York, if you can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 03, 2021 04:01 PM (XvPQV)

510 LOL, struck up a conversation with a guy who had a Viet Vet hat on last Saturday at a bar... he fixed Radios in the army... so even though he was in Viet Nam? Never carried a gun, or was in combat at all.

Guess he's the exception that proves the rule?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (oHd/0)

My golfing buddy is proud to announce he worked behind a desk in Vietnam issuing passes and leave documents. He said occasionally they received fire. After he got back he was assigned as the golf pro at one of the military golf courses. Hardly ever wore his uniform.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 04:01 PM (2DOZq)

511 odds on another Cuomo hostage vid tomorrow ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 04:02 PM (YK4Qh)

512 San Diego harbor and Point Loma are beautiful places. Passed by many times on the USS Constellation, CV-64. It's especially nice on the way in after a long cruise.

Posted by: ESTEVE at August 03, 2021 04:03 PM (2IA0F)

513 My dad was nuke qualified when he was in the Navy during Vietnam. They found out he could fix radios, so he was in the hull of a ship the entire time. Got 100 miles off the coast of Vietnam, but never went. Never got any nuke training either.

Yeah, that was my buddy's Vietnam experience. He was there, technically, but spent the whole time either on leave in Japan or on board a ship doing electronics.

But, I mean without the guys who do that, the guys with the guns couldn't do their job, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

514 Beware the guy who says he's a cook.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 03:44 PM (z79tQ)
LOL, struck up a conversation with a guy who had a Viet Vet hat on last Saturday at a bar... he fixed Radios in the army... so even though he was in Viet Nam? Never carried a gun, or was in combat at all.
Guess he's the exception that proves the rule?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 03:56 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah. I was referencing the Steven Seagal movie, but honesty is refreshing.
I worked with a guy who was in the Marines durning Nam and when asked he said he was in the band. Which made a lot of other in-country vets give him the business, and he just took it in stride. Being a band geek who thought the Marine Corp Band would be a sweet gig, I asked him about it. He said he'd tell me some day.
So, dudes getting ready to retire and on one of his last days he brings in a photo album and we sit down and he tells me about how his band would go to firebases with some brass and ass and entertain the guys there. One one such base an attack happens and the brass and ass gtfo, so the band has to stay and fight. All day. All night. Half the next day.

Every marine a rifleman.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2021 04:11 PM (z79tQ)

515 My son has taken to watching stuff from the 90's and early 2000's. He says it was the best time of his life. It's tearing him what's happening to the country. He told me the other night..mom the best years are behind us.

How fucking sad is that? He's only 40 and thinks he's lived the best years of his life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 03:32 PM (nxdel)

I could have said a similar thing in my 20s about Carter and the 70s. Then Reagan brought things back. There is always hope if men are true.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

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