Quick Hits: Megan Rapinoe Loses to a Transgender Edition

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RINO corporate sell-out Kristi Noem c*cks out to the US Chamber of Commerce again -- she'll allow employers to mandate vaccines. Because of course she will.

@KristiNoem

Jul 31
Workers whose employers are mandating a vaccine for continued employment have the power to say no. Our robust economy and job market gives them the option to find a new employer that values personal choice and responsibility, and doesnĺt force mandates on their employees.


Agent355
@libertybelle025

Noem has officially bowed out of the fight. If it wasn't already clear before this. This is the most RINO-ey tweet ever. The retweet quote ratio is well deserved.


Andrew Smith
@AndrewSmithClub

What a strange way to signal that you're endorsing Ron DeSantis.

The US Whiner's Soccer Team's loss is just this much sweeter: Canada, who knocked them out of gold medal contention, did so with the assistance of... the world's first transgender playing Olympic women's soccer. A pyrsyn who's calling "themself" "Quinn."

Quinn, a 25-year-old midfielder from Toronto, will also become the first openly transgender and non-binary athlete to win an Olympic medal, as the team is assured of a gold or silver.

Quinn came out publicly as transgender in a social media post last fall, changed their pronouns to they/them and now goes by one name.

Since Canada's 1-0 semifinal victory over the United States on Monday at Kashima Stadium, setting up the final against Sweden, Quinn said they've been "getting messages from young people saying they've never seen a trans person in sports before."

Quinn played college soccer for Duke University in North Carolina, and is the highest-drafted Canadian in National Women's Soccer League (NWSL) history -- taken third overall by the Washington Spirit in 2018. They now play for the OL Reign.

Now, I don't know if "Quinn" is a man saying he's a woman, or a woman saying she's non-binary. The media, for some reason, doesn't think this information should be publicly known.

I did find an article saying that "their" deadname was Rebecca Quinn, which suggests, but does not prove, that Them is a woman who now claims to be a They.

Gwen Berry, who turned her back on the flag when she lost in the hammer throw, promises she'll protest if she wins a medal.

Which she won't, so don't worry about it. She knows she's not going to win which is why she has to pre-declare what she would do if she actually won something.


Note the required warning coloration these poisonous animals adorn themselves with.

One of the Texas fleebaggers -- who became the DC Super-Spreaders, infecting a lot of White House and Congressional staffers with covid -- gaslights everyone again by claiming Governor Abbot is the problem:


Realignment, baby: leftwing Democrat brags about how much money The Regime pays him to advocate for socialist policies, also claims all of his critics are working for the Kremlin.

No comment required:



This is literally how Mad Max started:

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

2 Well, she always was a loser.

Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (X8P1Q)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Trans BLM band Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T. is performing live today outside the Wi Spa in Los Angeles. The spa has been the staging ground for violent antifa clashes against those who oppose the spa for allegedly allowing a person with a penis to be nude around women & girls.

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These look like immensely happy people who definitely aren't trying to find meaning through whatever cause is fashionable in their social circles at any give time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

5 Yes; I really should take anyone seriously who wears neon blue lipstick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (k39e/)

6 yeah, the fast & furious shows started here in Dallas about the time Curious George learned about fentanyl

Posted by: x at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (oA+QO)

7 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

I probably don't want to know what that acronym stands for.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (k39e/)

8
Whenever you take a Pelosi, be sure to wipe your Fauci.

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (+oR7L)

9 Why doesn't hammer thrower protest by refusing the medal?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:31 PM (HZRln)

10 Noam, Noam, Noam, ... mmm tastes like butter.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:31 PM (sXGra)

11 >>>Canada, who knocked them out of gold medal contention, did so with the assistance of... the world's first transgender playing Olympic women's soccer.

OMG, lol. Suck the girl dick, Rapinoe.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)

12 I can't wait to not watch the Wokealympics. I even may not watch it twice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (HaL55)

13 Greenwald is becoming..... inconvenient.... odds on his shelf life??

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (6Je/Q)

14 everywhere is freaks and hairies

Posted by: x at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (oA+QO)

15 >Trans BLM band

Good Lord in heaven, my eyes. What the actual fuck kind of creature is that?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (DXFDM)

16 So i'm safe to continue not ever giving a fuck about what any hammer thrower says, ever?

That's reassuring, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (6FeV1)

17 Why doesn't hammer thrower protest by refusing the medal?

I'm sure she would if she could keep the sweet, sweet cash payout that comes with it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (SchxB)

18 Would be sweet if Blue Lipstick Brain up there, after giving her stupid speech, gets her medal withdrawn by IOC. (They've been claiming they won't allow protests on the stand.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Jabba played bass...

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (r4sI4)

20 Quim? What kind of a mewling name is that?

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (8u/ei)

21 Whenever you take a Pelosi, be sure to wipe your Fauci.
Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (+oR7L)


My butt's wiped!

Posted by: Jo Biden at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (AiZBA)

22 International Olympics reconsidering the transgender issue. Female contestants this year will not get a do over.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (sXGra)

23 Workers whose employers are mandating a vaccine for continued employment have the power to say no. Our robust economy and job market gives them the option to find a new employer that values personal choice and responsibility, and doesn't force mandates on their employees.


Fuck you Kristi. Where does a 58 yr old man find a job that gives 6 weeks paid vacation and 32 years seniority on their first day?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (OCTRt)

24 Don't represent the United States in the Olympics if you hate the country. What the fuck is hard about that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (HZRln)

25 Simone Bilge will win another gold for bravery.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (sXGra)

26 7 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

I probably don't want to know what that acronym stands for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (k39e/)

Those are Y.G.S.L.R.H.'s pronouns, you hater. What did S.T.F.U.T. ever do to you, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

27 Overnight in northeast Portland, hundreds gathered to watch people take over a street intersection for an illegal car doughnut driving event. pic.twitter.com/mHi5upPvcI

- Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) August 2, 2021


It's always amazing to me they need turbos and performance shit to do donuts. I used to smoke the shit out of my 66 Mustang with the 200ci straight 6 with the light duty 3 speed transmission.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

28 OMG! 72,000 cases today!

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (Z32m1)

29 Noem obviously way out of her league now. Trading on your good looks and family connections can only get you so far where there's nothing in the ol noggin to back up your rhetoric.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (DXFDM)

30 How do you say they, them and their in French-Canadian?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (bCkNL)

31 I did find an article saying that "their" deadname was Rebecca Quinn,
which suggests, but does not prove, that Them is a woman who now claims
to be a They.

I don't know why everyone thinks this is new.

Posted by: The Many Faces of Eve at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (ZsR3z)

32
GO SWEDEN- beat the Team Tranny Canada!

Posted by: Random Mid-Fielder at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (LilNs)

33
OMG, lol. Suck the girl dick, Rapinoe.
Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)


She does. Often.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

34 7 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

I probably don't want to know what that acronym stands for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (k39e/)

Imma take a guess. How about You Gay Straight Lesbian Raccoon Haters Shut the F**k Up Today.

Hmm... maybe not entirely accurate.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (EHSip)

35 Noem is not doing a very good job of dissimulation... she needs better handlers..

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

36 Reptilehoe sez wut?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (WmGrA)

37 So the Mighty Quinn is now a wymyn's soccer player?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (a3Q+t)

38 Olympic transgenderism will only stop when a city in a muslim country hosts.


Then watch this shit stop dead in its tracks.


Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (gmo/4)

39 >>>Fuck you Kristi. Where does a 58 yr old man find a job that gives 6 weeks paid vacation and 32 years seniority on their first day?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (OCTRt)
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How quickly they fall.
Will she be re-elected?

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (sXGra)

40 Trans BLM band

Good Lord in heaven, my eyes. What the actual fuck kind of creature is that?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (DXFDM)

Trans BLM is where they pretend to not care about black lives like those lost in Chicago and the abortion mills, but they really do.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

41 30 How do you say they, them and their in French-Canadian?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (bCkNL)

zey, zem and zeir.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (6FeV1)

42 That professor is exhibit A of everything that is wrong with the nomenclatura.

The amount of smug contained in that tweet is astounding. Along with a total lack of self-awareness.

Just wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (2SdPm)

43 Trans BLM band Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T. should change their name to Y.I.C.H.

Posted by: Zek at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (dEaub)

44 >ALL MEDALS ARE GOOD MEDALS

That's loser talk. I don't like losers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (DXFDM)

45 We are devolving ....,

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (ke5UQ)

46 You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo)

47 >>Quinn, a 25-year-old midfielder from Toronto, will also become the first openly transgender and non-binary athlete to win an Olympic medal, as the team is assured of a gold or silver.


Uh. . . I may not be so well-versed in all things 2SLGBTQ+, but aren't the terms "transgender" and "non-binary" an ocy moron?

To say that you're trans recognizes that there was a before and after gender, while non-binary indicates not conforming to either (or none of the above, really).

They are just making up sh#t to be special at this point. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

48 24 Don't represent the United States in the Olympics if you hate the country. What the fuck is hard about that?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (HZRln)

The bigger questions is, why are they still IN this country, if it is so damned bad?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (EHSip)

49 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

I probably don't want to know what that acronym stands for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (k39e/)


Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco So S T F U ?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (mR6Gs)

50 Say it with me. Watching Megan Rapinoe crying after she lost to Team Canada, with a transgender player, is fantastic. Where are those cocky smirks and poses?

Reap it, bitch. YOU built this.

People, for the first time, rooted AGAINST TEAM USA as Americans.

Asshole. Die somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

51
Next up: cold and flu season will lead to demands for mask mandates, lockdowns and social distancing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (/U27+)

52 Enjoy my new band: WBTI?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (DXFDM)

53 WTF is that purple thing?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (nxdel)

54 >>>Olympic rules for letting transgender women participate WILL be changed after Tokyo following Laurel Hubbard controversy _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (sXGra)

55 How do you say they, them and their in French-Canadian?
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Hey fucker, eh?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (OCTRt)

56 Who knew that dried up broad is a beyatch to boot.

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (ke5UQ)

57 K.M.F.D.M >>> Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Noem obviously way out of her league now. Trading on your good looks and
family connections can only get you so far where there's nothing in the
ol noggin to back up your rhetoric.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious. On the bright side, we found out early on.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (ZsR3z)

59 the hits keep coming!
Trans beats lez - check
300 lb blm guitarist singing the blues - check
more fleebaggers have wuflu in DC - checkity check
Noem digs deeper - check
the absolute idiocy of Gene Wu goes national - check

Gene Wu stills sends me his e-mails even though I was never in his district. I just hounded him at a public forum once but I had to enter an an e-mail address to do it.

Posted by: DanMan at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (RusNE)

60 I wonder how many people here in the US watched the women's water volleyball competition between China and Hungary on the USA channel.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (4a9Vv)

61
That Portland street race. There aren't enough cops to gain control of an intersection, let along a street race.

Society is like a sweater that Antifa/BLM is pulling the string on. Unraveling to complete anarchy.

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (+oR7L)

62
The bigger questions is, why are they still IN this country, if it is so damned bad?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

_________

It's another sign of their courage, continuing the struggle from a hardship post.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (/U27+)

63 Oh yeah: that's the latest name for all things not normal now: "2SLGBTQ+"


Guess what '2S' stands for!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (bDqIh)

64 How did hey manage to find a clip of Megan Rapinoe smiling for one brief moment?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (k39e/)

65 There are no laws. Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (V6f9+)

66 54 >>>Olympic rules for letting transgender women participate WILL be changed after Tokyo following Laurel Hubbard controversy _DM
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (sXGra)

What, they will HAVE to get the gold medal?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (EHSip)

67 The kids who have been kept out of schools for two years and now forced to mask up to go back are going to be a doozy of a class of rebels in, oh about 2036.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)

68 How do you say they, them and their in French-Canadian?
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Ah....you must be one a dem queer tings, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

69 I'm starting to think that the COVID vaccine is not what is cracked up to be.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (XZvba)

70 Megan Rapinoe could move anywhere and her hatred and misery would go with her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (HZRln)

71 I take it SD is not an At Will state .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq)

72 >>Olympic transgenderism will only stop when a city in a muslim country hosts.


Doubt it -- Iran was caught sending men as their women's soccer team years ago -- they used the hijabs to hide it, but they still go caught. I bet they start taking advantage of the transgender loophole to stack their womens sports teams. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

73 There are no laws. Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (V6f9+)

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Don't be left out of the party.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

74 Patients in the !obvy!
Patients in the hallways!I

Heh.

Sounds like the "news" i just read in the local rag, the spin being the state's hospitals are near max capacity and all health care professionals really, really, really should get vaccinated.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (axyOa)

75 Olympic rules for letting transgender women participate WILL be changed after Tokyo following Laurel Hubbard controversy _DM
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (sXGra)


Again, another thing from my youth that I used to enjoy has been destroyed by the leftist fucktards.

I will never watch, fund or care about the Olympics again.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Guess what '2S' stands for!



2 stinky?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (SchxB)

77 Publius is bushhogging the property on his big tractor (well, medium) with a shiteating grin on his face. Love that look!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Mzdiz)

78 Megan Rapinoe could move anywhere and her hatred and misery would go with her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (HZRln)

Yes, please.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (KnJdm)

79 Home Schooling is going to become real popular this fall.

Don't put it past the teachers unions to call the State authorities on you and your families. Get your kids taken away, and put back in school. Then you'll have to fight the state for your children.

The coming civil war will be very interesting.

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (+oR7L)

80 Doubt it -- Iran was caught sending men as their women's soccer team
years ago -- they used the hijabs to hide it, but they still go caught. I
bet they start taking advantage of the transgender loophole to stack
their womens sports teams. . .

The giveaway was that they all stood on the sidelines scratching their crotches.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)

81 Megan Rapinoe could move anywhere and her hatred and misery would go with her.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (HZRln)

Is she taking her criminal brother with her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Irn0L)

82 I always caught grief for pissing on the Olympics, my whole life. Now I get to be the asshole who says "I hated the Olympics before it was cool to hate the Olympics".

Except for women's curling.

That shit is awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (6FeV1)

83 Uh. . . I may not be so well-versed in all things 2SLGBTQ+, but aren't the terms "transgender" and "non-binary" an ocy moron?

Forget it, they're on a roll.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (nfrXX)

84 The stuff the Powers That Be is not really a " vaccine", yes? Just some weird lab concoction?

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (6Je/Q)

85 Why are all these crazy women named Megan or Meghan?

Maybe we should change it from Karen to Meghan.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (L2ZTs)

86 Therw is only Zuul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

87 I hate these people and want them all to die

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (II3Gr)

88 Good Lord. Who knew McDonald's Grimace played bass?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (J6dnG)

89 I take it SD is not an At Will state .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq)

South Dakota is an At Will State.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

90 Is that the mighty Quimm I've heard so much about?

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (Tnijr)

91 Cognitive Dissonance? Two headlines from the same front page _DM:

1. COVID 'breakthrough' cases are rare: Only about 0.004% of fully vaccinated Americans have been hospitalized with the virus and less than 0.001% have died

2. Covid 19 cases have spiked by 312% over the last three weeks as hospitals in hot spots Florida, Louisiana and Missouri say they have reached capacity - despite vaccinations rising for a fifth day in a row

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (sXGra)

92
Except for women's curling.

That shit is awesome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (6FeV1)


Sometimes hot women yelling "HAAAAARRRRRDDDDD" at the top of their lungs does it for ya, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Meghan Markle
Meghan McCain
Megan Rapinoe
Megyn Kelly

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

94 I wonder does that gutarista in the band think it's BB King reincarnated?

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (0OP+5)

95 >.Noem obviously way out of her league now.


It seems the same source for caving: woke corporations?
She caved to the corporations saying they would boycott and/or move out of her state w/the bathroom ban, and it's business that is also pushing mask mandates (google and facebook require them for all employees).

She is now owned and will not cross woke corporations.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (bDqIh)

96 Never was bothered by bad dreams. They never made me afraid. Then I never did dream I'd wake up to find me in a freak parade.

https://youtu.be/DitwakvT7hw

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (HaL55)

97 I wonder how many people here in the US watched the women's water volleyball competition between China and Hungary on the USA channel.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Haven't watched, will not watch, one second of this woke shit.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (r1z5A)

98 What is an " At Will" State, Precious???

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (6Je/Q)

99 " Noem c*cks out to the US Chamber of Commerce again"

her statement could have been written by the CoC lawyers. "You have free will to get the vaccine and work, or find another employer". So if they get sick or die from the vaccine "hey, sorry, it was your free will choice, can't sue us for our choice".

We shall see if such lawsuits arise. "They forced us" versus "no, you could have just quit".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (Cus5s)

100 Sometimes hot women yelling "HAAAAARRRRRDDDDD" at the top of their lungs does it for ya, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Or yelling HURRY HARD

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (HZRln)

101 Seems like there are skin suits everywhere, all demanding the respect the original inhabitant earned.

Weird world, when you see it for what it is. Like being the wife who could see the demons in The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

102 Calling these mRNA vaccines "experimental" is a bit of a misnomer isn't it?

I mean, they *did* experiment with them.... and they didn't really work well enough, reliably enough, or predictably enough to bring to market. So no one's ever heard of them until now.

They're not "experimental vaccines". They're "failed vaccines".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

103 1-800-Kars-For Kids

Posted by: Remembering the good things at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (a3Q+t)

104 Insom, lefty blogger Jeff Wells recently announced he's going to Mexico to get his dog spayed.

I admit I wouldn't mind if he got on the wrong side of some cartel member and ended up forced to beg for his life.

"Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for. Biden is president and everything is peachy in the USA. Plus I know Warren Beatty!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)

105 A person with a penis?

Be better Andy Ngo.

Posted by: I mean at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (bZs8Y)

106 I really hope Kristi Noem gets a shot at job hunting. Soon.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (mIJ9W)

107 I will not mock Gwen Berry's appearance I will not mock Gwen Berry's appearance I will

Posted by: havelhavolim at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (buaPm)

108 Megan is the new Karen

Posted by: MJ at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (zwDuR)

109 I did experience the overloaded ER room last week. Whether it's Covid related or not they would not tell me. 70 people waiting in a 20 bed ER. They did tell me on the phone before I arrived that they were keeping the suspected Covid patients separated from the others.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (2DOZq)

110 What is an "At Will" State, Precious???

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (6Je/Q)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

111 >Sounds like the "news" i just read in the local rag, the spin being the state's hospitals are near max capacity and all health care professionals really, really, really should get vaccinated.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (axyOa)

Given that the coof death rate has only barely ticked up over the last few weeks, I find these claims highly dubious.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (DXFDM)

112
Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

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Great. Now there's a Cthulhu band.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (JN3xP)

113 Maybe we should change it from Karen to Meghan.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (L2ZTs)

UPVOTED!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (Mzdiz)

114 How about we put Fauci on a Mayan alter and sacrifice him to Baalham. That would probably work just as well as anything the CDC has suggested.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (J6dnG)

115 2. Covid 19 cases have spiked by 312% over the last three weeks as hospitals in hot spots Florida, Louisiana and Missouri say they have reached capacity - despite vaccinations rising for a fifth day in a row

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (sXGra)

This was debunked. It's actually 2.5 %

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (mR6Gs)

116 Miley, thank you :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

117 >>>What, they will HAVE to get the gold medal?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (EHSip)
------------------

I think they are not going to permit transcrap.
If you have penis you compete with men
If you have a vagina you compete with women
What a concept.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (sXGra)

118 Re: Noem
First, she shot herself in her own junk with the incredibly stupid transgender ban veto.
Now, she just shot herself in the head.
Her political career is DOA.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (jV+aN)

119 What is an " At Will" State, Precious???

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (6Je/Q)

Employment can be terminated without cause, "at will."

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (KnJdm)

120 From the Lotus Eaters podcast on the transgender power lifter: " I don't know where she got her gender transition done but it says here she has a 135 kg snatch, that's got to be one of the larger ones."

Posted by: Max Power at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (Hucnr)

121 The Olympics, Hollywood, TV, etc. are just things to avoid these days. I don't miss them.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (jvt6t)

122 If I drew a girl that looked like that bizarre blue lipstick woman, people would scream at me for making a caricature of a black woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

123 WTF is that purple thing?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:37 PM (nxdel)


Is that Grimace from the McDonald's ads ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)

124 Portland is literally becoming that dystopian shithole depicted in all those awful 1990s "future" movies -- Mad Max, Robocop, Running Man, Highlander II...

Posted by: red speck at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (gS3OW)

125 Seem to recall that Gene Wu and/or his tv reporter wife were most likely Chinese agents, and was tight with the Chinese embassy in Houston that was chutdown by Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (bDqIh)

126 I just found out about "Bear Week Provincetown" from a column by Andrew Sullivan in which he attempts to exonerate it as a superspreader event. Which is kind of ironic, don't you think?

Posted by: Caliban at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (HgGBT)

127 Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (sXGra)

This was debunked. It's actually 2.5 %
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (mR6Gs)
----------------

Point was, two diametrically opposed headlines on the same page.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (sXGra)

128 Re: Noem
First, she shot herself in her own junk with the incredibly stupid transgender ban veto.
Now, she just shot herself in the head.
Her political career is DOA.
Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (jV+aN)

On top of that, she reveals herself as not terribly bright

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)

129 Why hasn't that little beady-eyed fuck Fauci been exiled to the far north regions of Camaroon?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (bCkNL)

130 We had an internal survey regarding forced vaccination. The number one response was people would prefer to stay home. The second was they would resign. I believe the latter was over 1/3 of the surveyed employees.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (J6dnG)

131 Some teams just get outworked.
The purple-headed dude's team got OUTWOKED!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (7Fj9P)

132 Is Dr Jill still at the Olympics?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (HZRln)

133 DrBone, they tried. Camaroon sent him back!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

134 I knew Noem was an idiot when she took the word of a lefty talk radio host claiming Rittenhouse was a vigilante murderer without challenging it at all and blabbed on about how vigilantes are bad.

Anyone that void of wisdom and so easily led around the nose by the media is not fit for office.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (hQVBP)

135 Miley, thank you :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

NO, thank YOU - Karen is my real name, and I'm sick of the "Karen" meme.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

136 take it SD is not an At Will state .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq)

South Dakota is an At Will State.
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

Then why did she see the need to comment as she did?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

137 Covid 19 cases have spiked by 312% over the last three weeks as hospitals in hot spots Florida, Louisiana and Missouri say they have reached capacity - despite vaccinations rising for a fifth day in a row

Yeah they claimed filled hospitals last time too and they were so overworked they were doing coordinated Tik Tok dance videos. BULL. CRAP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

138 Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (sXGra)

This was debunked. It's actually 2.5 %
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (mR6Gs)
----------------Point was, two diametrically opposed headlines on the same page.
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021

04:49 PM (sXGra)
I know--I'm not blaming you.
I get your point.

But that 312% is all bullshit

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)

139 >Weird world, when you see it for what it is. Like being the wife who could see the demons in The Devil's Advocate.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

They Live

I'm sure such a comparison would irritate John Carpenter, but tough shit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (DXFDM)

140 Is that Grimace from the McDonald's ads ?

Nah.. Grimace is way more attractive. I don't even know what this thing is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (nxdel)

141 Miley, you're an AntiKaren. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Does the he-she-he whatever get to take testosterone to elevate its levels close to a masculine amount?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (YkawN)

143 Damn, I thought Quinn was a man's man IYKWIM.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (r+sAi)

144 "Bear Week Provincetown"...I saw that somewhere else. Yuck. But yeah, big super spreader (no pun) that goes unmentioned.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (sXGra)

145 Why hasn't that little beady-eyed fuck Fauci been exiled to the far north regions of Camaroon?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (bCkNL)

I saw The Beady Eyed Fucks open for The Sex Pistols.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (HZRln)

146 Is that Grimace from the McDonald's ads ?

Grimace as actually happy, though. That looks like it is an alien creature that will eat you and grow larger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

147 Maybe Noem is auditioning for a Washington gig....

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (6Je/Q)

148 >>Be better Andy Ngo.


Just a guess? Ngo is making sure he doesn't get deplatformed for misgendering/deadnaming/running afould of the trans employees at twitter who are just itching for an excuse to kick him off their platform.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

149 Noem has utterly disqualified herself.
But admit it everybody: she's still a MILF.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

150 South Dakota is an At Will State.
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

Then why did she see the need to comment as she did?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

Tee hee!

Posted by: Chamber of commerce and Gope Inc at August 02, 2021 04:52 PM (6BljC)

151 It's almost like the odd balls want us to hate them

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2021 04:52 PM (YK4Qh)

152 Weird world, when you see it for what it is. Like being the wife who could see the demons in The Devil's Advocate.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

They Live

I'm sure such a comparison would irritate John Carpenter, but tough shit.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:50 PM (DXFDM)

He's too drunk or stoned to notice anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:52 PM (V6f9+)

153 Meghan Markle
Meghan McCain
Megan Rapinoe
Megyn Kelly
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

Meghan does butt stuff

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2021 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)

154 Covid 19 cases have spiked by 312% over the last three weeks as hospitals in hot spots Florida, Louisiana and Missouri say they have reached capacity - despite vaccinations rising for a fifth day in a row

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:44 PM (sXGra)

This was debunked. It's actually 2.5 %
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (mR6Gs)
***

Yeah. I thought this was brought up the other day and proven to be a coordinated messaging effort and totyBS.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)

155 I gotta think having that weirdo trio play out front of your place is not helping them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

156 Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco

"Let's Screw, My Fingers Tired"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 04:53 PM (UXHfL)

157 Is non-binary like a paramecium or amoeba?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at August 02, 2021 04:53 PM (ju2Fy)

158 It's always amazing to me they need turbos and performance shit to do donuts. I used to smoke the shit out of my 66 Mustang with the 200ci straight 6 with the light duty 3 speed transmission.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)



on skinny 6.95 x 14 bias ply tires it's not so tough.
Today's ricers have massive tires relative to car size/weight and the tires are soft and sticky.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (z79tQ)

159 One wonders if Jim, the hardest working, brightest guy in the plant get some kind of vac exemption, cause you know that persons immediate supervisor is going to be totes pissed if they get run off...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (r1z5A)

160 >From the Lotus Eaters podcast on the transgender power lifter: " I don't know where she got her gender transition done but it says here she has a 135 kg snatch, that's got to be one of the larger ones."
Posted by: Max Power at August 02, 2021 04:47 PM (Hucnr)

Second only to a whale's vag. It's true.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (DXFDM)

161 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T is not a woman trapped inside a man's body. Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T ate a woman trapped inside a man's body.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (RKp8A)

162 The daughter of my favorite cousin is named Megan and she's a nice young lady. I have known several Karens and they've all been great.

Every David I have known has been troubled, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

163 I keep hearing that Noem is important. I keep hearing about her lately. But I always thought the key is deep red, MidWest states, was to not make a name for yourself. That was kind of the point.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (ZS6f0)

164 They don't want it to end, it ends they have no other plan as everything will collapse.

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (Cxk7w)

165 Good Lord in heaven, my eyes. What the actual fuck kind of creature is that?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM

Land Whale Shark.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (rBtIz)

166 Has anyone inquired if Quinn is an Eskimo yet?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop, ufF at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

167 The street racing and donut contest in Portland was surprisingly not mentioned in Portland news today.
No one got shot so it obviously didn't matter.
I applaud the police for letting this crap go. When someone gets hurt, Too bad. You voted for this. Dimwits.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 02, 2021 04:55 PM (FtJ1S)

168 Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (ZS6f0)

The GOPe and the media love her. And the other loser Nikki Haley.

I wonder why?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 04:55 PM (jvt6t)

169 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T is not a woman trapped inside a man's body. Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T ate a woman trapped inside a man's body.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (RKp8A)

Like a Tur-Duck-Hen.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (KnJdm)

170 I cant believe this stupid bint is STILL dying her hair purple.

Thats a fad you drop after you stop rebelling against your parents and grow the hell up.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (hQVBP)

171 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

Hasselhoff, Allen Coe, Well I am out, but I see your point.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (ZS6f0)

172 Gwen Berry? Is that the latest Ben & Jerry's?

Posted by: The Scorpions at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr)

173 I can guaran-god-damn-tee you that Scrabblefuck McJackass band is impossible to listen to.

If they were any good, they'd just be "a band", not a "Trans BLM CIA KGB LDL band"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (6FeV1)

174 I gotta think having that weirdo trio play out front of your place is not helping them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:53 PM (KZzsI)
++++That is one miserable looking blob.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (XZvba)

175 The street racing and donut contest in Portland was surprisingly not mentioned in Portland news today.

Donut contest? Were Tater and Ana Navarro competing?
I sound like the Oak Island narrator.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (HZRln)

176 You know how cheap bars often have a two-drink minimum?

Portland cops have a 5-murder minimum to show up.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:56 PM (L2ZTs)

177 I'm out of Midol. Again.

Posted by: Officer Ramone Fanone at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (W4eKo)

178 They found Grimace from McDonalds!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (kI9rV)

179 144 "Bear Week Provincetown"...I saw that somewhere else. Yuck. But yeah, big super spreader (no pun) that goes unmentioned.
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:51 PM (sXGra)

Go look at the pictures of it. In broad daylight. Well, except no broads.

Posted by: Caliban at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (HgGBT)

180 When you are so fat you have to spread your legs to make room for your vast sagging belly, its time to try some lettuce once in a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

181 Then why did she see the need to comment as she did?
========================
She got her invoice from the Chamber of Cocks. "Liz Cheney is paid in full. Give it up, beotch!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (7Fj9P)

182 >Which is kind of ironic, don't you think?
Posted by: Caliban at August 02, 2021 04:48 PM (HgGBT)

"Milky Loads" Sullivan defends "bear week"? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (DXFDM)

183 Scorpions: it will be.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (L2ZTs)

184 Paramecium: Dig the Vacuoles on him/her!

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (r4sI4)

185 Just saw Impeach Biden trending on twitter.
L. O. L.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (FgPjD)

186 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

Daves are alright.

Davids are rough whiles to be dealing with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (6FeV1)

187 Gwen Berry, hammer thrower hammer and sickle thrower

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (d9FiS)

188 Guitar woman might have a Comorbidity.... or two..

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (6Je/Q)

189 I am disappointed in that doughnut clip. No one lost control and went into the crowd.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (GbPPJ)

190
anyone remember when we used to "Guess The Party" when Fake News ran stories about corrupt Democrats but didn't mention the political affiliation at all or mentioned it in the last paragraph, but always included "Republican" in the headline when it involved a Republican?

Yeah, now we have to "Guess The Sex" in these fake news pieces about "trans" (pretend) "people."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (Glq7j)

191 When you are so fat you have to spread your legs to make room for your vast sagging belly, its time to try some lettuce once in a while.

***********

Why do you hate us so much?

Posted by: The Lettuce at August 02, 2021 04:58 PM (hQVBP)

192 World record for the woman's mile is 4:13 and change. There are 300 high school men who can beat that.

How long will it be that trans men take over women's sports. A real tragedy.

Posted by: redenzo at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (E7vND)

193 Warai, true.
Case in point: David Letterman.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (L2ZTs)

194 @149
"Noem has utterly disqualified herself.
But admit it everybody: she's still a MILF.
qdpsteve"

Kyrsten Sinema > Kristi Noem.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zek at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (dEaub)

195 I feel sad for the people who will become irrationally angry at you for not believing the propaganda like they do. Take your pills, citizen!

Posted by: The Unfortunate Butler, Mr. Diddit at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (d5JW6)

196 Just saw Impeach Biden trending on twitter.

@Jack will have that killed within the next few hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (SchxB)

197 I know a couple of asshole Davids I don't know that they're Karens.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (HZRln)

198 Zek, no I agree 100%.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (L2ZTs)

199 166 Has anyone inquired if Quinn is an Eskimo yet?
i'll ask when they get here.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (v3pYe)

200 Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T.

------

Great. Now there's a Cthulhu band.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2021 04:46 PM (JN3xP)
------
You try rhyming something with "ftagn".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 02, 2021 04:59 PM (LBiAf)

201 Can I take it all those cars in Portland they are beating up are stolen?

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (Cxk7w)

202 I did experience the overloaded ER room last week.

Si! Si! No habla Inglish!!!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (UXHfL)

203 There are no laws. Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (V6f9+)

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Don't be left out of the party.
Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

My body is ready

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (V6f9+)

204 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

205 132 Is Dr Jill still at the Olympics?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (HZRln)

Indeed. She's tending to the sick.

Posted by: Caliban at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (HgGBT)

206 Some poor nurse is going to have to help Grimace with her gunt someday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (kI9rV)

207 I saw something yesterday that claimed the wiiiii spa thing was a set up by an activist. Their evidence is that the wiiii spa people claim that none of their known tans customers were there that day. (And why would they lie?) but they can not know if flasher was a known trans, or maybe even just a male perv.

Also, there are no other witnesses who came forward to complain that day or admit to seeing the dick. (So their intimidation, canceling, and sometimes murder tactics are working?)

OK, More substantially the person who complained is a **christian** and has complained about trans pervs before on social media. Of course, that is trivial since who else would complain in wiiii spa? And we only have some gay magazine's word on all this, and again, why would they lie?

My point is that they are trying to call the wiiii spa thing a hoax, and they are doing that by admitting that it happens all the time since they have many trans customers, but it just didn't happen that day.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (v0rzk)

208 When you are so fat you have to spread your legs to make room for your vast sagging belly, its time to try some lettuce once in a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

...

Did you just mansplain to zer not to manspread?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (yL25O)

209 204 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

Transe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (6FeV1)

210 Noem had such a headwind, too. I wonder if Trump was trying to un-RINO her.

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (AwPyG)

211 Any Texans here? Is it true your hospitals are Over flowing with covid patients?

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (Zmnko)

212 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Goliath at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (axyOa)

213 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM

And then there's Carl. Fuckin' Carl...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (rBtIz)

214 @198
However, I would agree Sinema's best days are behind her. In the same vein I note that the fleeting hotness of Sen Gillibrand has long since been eclipsed by normal aging accellerated by the corrosive effects of evil.

Posted by: Zek at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (dEaub)

215 I can't figure out how there are so many public "tran" whatever. Statistically their population is zero. How is it possible that there are so many on sports teams and in the public eye?

That's tongue in cheek, BTW. We all know it's nothing more than "look at me" and tattoos and piercings and gay isn't shocking any longer.

You don't want to think too long about what shocking thing follows cross dressing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (XE27C)

216 alex my next comment was did anyone die in that Portland event?

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

217
MzBerry looks like she just Papa Smurf a blowjob.

Posted by: Smurfette at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (+oR7L)

218 RedMind:
well, but there was Carl Karcher.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (L2ZTs)

219 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)


Especially that asshole David who sent Uriah to the front to get him killed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)

220
I joked earlier about the "colored" olympic medals being "problematic."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 05:02 PM (Glq7j)

221 In Houston they used to do the donuts and racing in the closed K-Mart parking lot. There was a scandal when the authorities shut it down,

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (2DOZq)

222 Carl. Carls are nasty.
Every Richard I've met has been a dick.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (HZRln)

223 Is MS. blue lips purposely trying to look as ugly as possible ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (Zmnko)

224 204 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

...

Trans-bi-simian Railroad?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (yL25O)

225 Trans-thighbeerian orchastral gunt.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (FgPjD)

226 So, I watched The Hunt last night.

What a mess of a movie that ultimately wants so little to actually offend anyone that it completely undermines any kind of central point and ends up saying nothing in the end.

It does feel like the director just did whatever the stunt coordinator recommended for the big end fight, though, so that was kinda cool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

227 >>>I don't know where she got her gender transition done but it says here she has a 135 kg snatch<
>This may be a point of preference, but I don't know if I'd be advertising that to the lads.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (bCkNL)

228 "What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

Manhattan Transfer?

Posted by: The Scorpion at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (Tnijr)

229 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 05:00 PM

They do a great cover of Depeche Mode's Strangelove.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (rBtIz)

230 I will not mock Gwen Berry's appearance I will not mock Gwen Berry's appearance I will
Posted by: havelhavolim

God has mocked it far more than our powers to add or detract.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (d9FiS)

231 Every Sabrina I've met has been a witch.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (HZRln)

232 Yeah Noem is a MILF.
I probably could not pound the RINO out of her, but I would give it a shot for 4.2 minutes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop, ufF at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (ufFY8)

233 223 Is MS. blue lips purposely trying to look as ugly as possible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (Zmnko)

She is succeeding... nasty..

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (6Je/Q)

234 Who's Obama waving at in that picture? I don't remember him having such long eyelashes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (wAnMi)

235 212 Every David I have known has been troubled, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Yes...TJM is my real name.

Yes...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

236 Is MS. blue lips purposely trying to look as ugly as possible ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:03 PM (Zmnko)


Uhh, yes?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (AiZBA)

237 191 When you are so fat you have to spread your legs to make room for your
vast sagging belly, its time to try some lettuce once in a while.

I'm pretty sure the lettuce would just get crushed trying to hold the belly up.

She needs a 4X4 post. Possible with a concrete footing.

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (+oR7L)

238 Every Bruce I know has questioned their sexuality.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (2DOZq)

239 "Noem has utterly disqualified herself.
But admit it everybody: she's still a MILF.
qdpsteve"
======================
She's smoking hot, but a little too tuned up to be a MILF. MILFIness is all about a few lines in the face, a lot of curves tempered w/a slight desperation to hang onto fading glory and sexuality.
Noem just looks like the hot chick in HS that won't put out. UNLESS there's an ends to her means.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (7Fj9P)

240 Face colander time?

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (uUDKV)

241 I checked with a relative who is AER nurse the other day and to the best of my knowledge no Texas hospitals are not overflowing with covid anything.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (xP+Ib)

242 >>What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?


Fusion funk?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

243 Every Arnold I've met has been a supercilious meatball.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (HZRln)

244 Blue Lips isn't lipstick.

It's hypoxia.

It's been dead from the neck up since 2014.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (6FeV1)

245 I wonder if Steve Inman will have anything to say about the trans band?

As for the Olympics I'm not watching as hard as I can.
There are some Olympics I care about but that's a mountain range.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (FtJ1S)

246 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?

Transfusion?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (Zmnko)

247 All the actual named Karens I know behave like, well Karens.

On the upside I never met a Bob I didnt like.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (hQVBP)

248 Every Simon is a Brit. it is kind of weird because we speak the same language. But you never meet a Simon from America, but the Brits had tons of them. Maybe Simon and Simon but that does not count.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (ZS6f0)

249 "That's tongue in cheek, BTW. We all know it's nothing more than "look at me" and tattoos and piercings and gay isn't shocking any longer"

Each generation trying to shock the previous generation will eventually lead to nothing being shocking.

Posted by: The Scorp at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

250 So much misinformation on Twitter. Aren't they against this?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/465289/

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (uUDKV)

251 She needs a 4X4 post. Possible with a concrete footing.

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 05:04 PM (+oR7L)

We are not interested in your proposals, Florida International University.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

252 Bens are almost universally shitheads in my experience.

Pete is probably the biggest wildcard name... Could be awesome, Could be your next custom-fit tire-iron holder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (6FeV1)

253 Any Texans here? Is it true your hospitals are Over flowing with covid patients?
Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (Zmnko)

*

(looks at data)

464 deaths over the last two weeks.

Not even one high school lunchroom. Over two weeks.

Population 29 million.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (4OtGp)

254 Why are these people so ugly? I guess that the inner rot gets to the point where it has to seep through.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

255 I checked with a relative who is AER nurse the other day and to the best of my knowledge no Texas hospitals are not overflowing with covid anything.

So.. they're just making shit up? What a shocker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (nxdel)

256 I checked with a relative who is AER nurse the other day and to the best of my knowledge no Texas hospitals are not overflowing with covid anything.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 02, 2021 05:05 PM (xP+Ib)


Now Erik, here's how that quote will appear in print:

"Texas hspitals are... OVERFLOWING with covid... also I'm a Republican and a Nazi and don't care. Let the children die!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (L2ZTs)

257 I see comorbidities. https://tinyurl.com/4sneyemx

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (YkawN)

258 Dear Canada. Thanks for beating the woke crotch cannibals. Now if you could put out your fires so I can see more than 50 yards that would be great.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (kI9rV)

259 That TransBand...words....fail...to describe.

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (R/m4+)

260 Not one minute of the olympics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Irn0L)

261 247 All the actual named Karens I know behave like, well Karens.

On the upside I never met a Bob I didnt like.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (hQVBP)

The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (6Je/Q)

262 Last I checked, we are 60% vaccinated. As a country.

Now, people under 12 can't get vaccinated. That is 10% of the population.

That means we are effectively 70% vaccinated. That doesn't count people with natural immunity.

So....sorry, but who is left to infect? We will have a few pockets of infection here and there, but they won't last long. How can they?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Szvj6)

263 As for the Olympics I'm not watching as hard as I can.
There are some Olympics I care about but that's a mountain range.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


Winston, remember when the IOC sent letters to a bunch of PNW businesses saying they had to drop the Olympic name or be sued?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (r1z5A)

264 And the vaccinated MS. Lindsey has the covid

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Zmnko)

265 Texans had the coolest names, Cole, Colt, Wes, etc.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (ZS6f0)

266 Dear Canada. Thanks for beating the woke crotch cannibals. Now if you could put out your fires so I can see more than 50 yards that would be great.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (kI9rV

I'm breathing that. So, yes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (HZRln)

267 Yes, she's a woman pretending to be a man so it's not the same as the Kiwi weightlifter. The media here hasn't been covering her from what I've seen -- admittedly without any sports channel viewing [cancelled my three sports packages over BLM nonsense] or of newscasts on my part.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (UHVv4)

268 Kyrsten Sinema > Kristi Noem.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zek
------------------

Much better to lay with an honest woman.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (sXGra)

269 Any Texans here? Is it true your hospitals are Over flowing with covid patients?
Posted by: Your sycophant press

The pre-citizens are using their bodies floating in the Rio Grande as stepping stones to cross the border.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (d9FiS)

270 I thought hospitals were supposed to be mostly full. Otherwise, you know, they don't make any money.

*shrugs*

I wonder if the powers that be could be lying about all this.


Nah. They wouldn't.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (F2An5)

271 On the upside I never met a Bob I didnt like.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (hQVBP)
------
How about Neil?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (LBiAf)

272 Every Mel I've met is older than me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (HZRln)

273 In other news. A dog barks and the parrot tells him to shut up.
youtu.be/JCUE7_Csy0A

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (buTO7)

274 " Last I checked, we are 60% vaccinated. "

I heard 70% on the radio today. It doesn't matter because the numbers are bullshit.

Posted by: The Scor at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

275 Did you just mansplain to zer not to manspread?

I'm just saying, that's not the kind of fat that sneaks up on you. That's the kind that takes decades of constant effort to create

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

276 And the vaccinated MS. Lindsey has the covid
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Zmnko)

Well no doubt that boy has frequented some pretty dark places

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (Irn0L)

277 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Posted by: N.S.A. Bob at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (p+nWY)

278 Well. I see that the left has not regained its sanity.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (TdMsT)

279 >>What a mess of a movie that ultimately wants so little to actually offend anyone that it completely undermines any kind of central point and ends up saying nothing in the end.


Right? At pains to make the killer Lefties empathetic, triggered by online conspiracy nuts. No such consideration in the Purge movies by the same guy, who depicts the killer Christian elites as pure evil thrill-killers.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

280 253 Any Texans here? Is it true your hospitals are Over flowing with covid patients?
Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 02, 2021 05:01 PM (Zmnko)

No. I think we're good.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (jvt6t)

281 Misty, water-colored memories...

Posted by: Officer Ramone Fanone at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (W4eKo)

282 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...

*****

Bob Dole rates this true.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (hQVBP)

283 All Mick's are soccer hooligans.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (HZRln)

284 Every Mel I've met is older than me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (HZRln)

and they all were in show business in some way.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (ZS6f0)

285 Neals are awesome.

Neils are generally dicks, but some are awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (6FeV1)

286 What kind of TransMusic does the TransBand play?

Transfusion?
Posted by: It's me donna

Castrati soprano.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (d9FiS)

287 Any virus info put out by Big Media is untrustworthy... my rule of thumb... believing their shit is half the reason we are where we are today.

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (6Je/Q)

288 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...

You better feel that way, unless you want a high hard one in your ear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (Irn0L)

289 PIssache says "no lockdowns, no mandates." IOW there will be lockdowns again and there will be mandates: vax and mask.

We are losing this battle with the communists.

Meanwhile the Obummer's host a super spreader event on the Cape in two days.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:11 PM (S1hrL)

290 Well no doubt that boy has frequented some pretty dark places
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM

Places where, I dare say, the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (rBtIz)

291 Video from Mark Dice of him getting signatures to throw non vaxxers in jail if they didn't submit. San Diego CA of course. Sadly but not surprisingly, he filled a page fairly quickly.

https://youtu.be/TBRLUGMeBL4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (wAnMi)

292 Well no doubt that boy has frequented some pretty dark places
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (Irn0L)

He was prolly at the Bear Meet in MA........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (jvt6t)

293 "That's tongue in cheek, BTW. We all know it's nothing more than "look at me" and tattoos and piercings and gay isn't shocking any longer"

Each generation trying to shock the previous generation will eventually lead to nothing being shocking.
Posted by: The Scorp at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

I fully expect the biggest rebel look in 10 years will be boys and men in suits with white buttoned down collars, ties, and a hat. That would be a complete and total rebellion from and repudiation of today's garbage styles.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Z32m1)

294 So....sorry, but who is left to infect? We will have a few pockets of infection here and there, but they won't last long. How can they?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Szvj6)

**

It's important that Trump supporters get vaccinated because the Smart People got vaccinated and there's no way that Trump supporters could do something smarter than the Smart People so that's why Trump supporters have to get vaccinated.

It has nothing at all to do with catching the COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (4OtGp)

295 I haven't heard the Black National Anthem at the olympics because the country of Black hasn't won any gold medals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

296 Flattery will get you nowhere.

Posted by: N.S.A. Bob at August 02, 2021 05:10 PM (p+nWY)

agreed.

Posted by: The Bobs at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (ZS6f0)

297 The only force in the universe that could get me to root against the American Olympic team is woke politics.

If the American Olympic committee had brains in their head, they'd shit can each and every athlete that says or does something disrespectful toward their country. Worry less about winning and approval, and more about maintaining support for your sports.

It is NOT appropriate to protest at the Olympics. It is like be hired as a salesman, and shitting all over your product in front of the customer.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Szvj6)

298 Buds are beer drinkers

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (HZRln)

299 How do you feel about Dicks?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

300 every Richard I have ever known has been a dick

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (YK4Qh)

301 I do find it incredibly suspicious that we havent achieved herd immunity by now with all the infections and mass vaccinations.

Is it possible I am being lied to?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (hQVBP)

302 "Noem has utterly disqualified herself.
But admit it everybody: she's still a MILF.
qdpsteve"

Maybe she's disqualified herself from a national position she has to run for, but that still leaves plenty of opportunities for national advancement. She's also on the "right" side of all the money, and politics is an expensive hobby.

She'll land on her feet. Oh wait, she's still Gov.
She'll be fine.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (z79tQ)

303 Video from Mark Dice of him getting signatures to throw non vaxxers in jail if they didn't submit. San Diego CA of course. Sadly but not surprisingly, he filled a page fairly quickly.

https://youtu.be/TBRLUGMeBL4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (wAnMi)

It is always handy to have a list of local nazis.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (KnJdm)

304 464 deaths over the last two weeks.

Not even one high school lunchroom. Over two weeks.

Population 29 million.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:07 PM (4OtGp)

Well I'm thinking they know how to treat Covid patients better now. I would hope the death rate would have decreased.

I'm not vaccinated and was in the crowded ER last week for quite awhile. I follow the ten minute close contact rule with unknown people.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

305 288 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...

Yeah, but they tend to run in pairs.

The Two Bob's and all.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (jvt6t)

306 Jeremy, Justin and Jared have always been douches.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (vuisn)

307 >>>Dear Canada. Thanks for beating the woke crotch cannibals. Now if you
could put out your fires so I can see more than 50 yards that would be
great.<
>Everything I eat tastes like I cooked it in a smoker. And don't get me started on the poor visibility and 95degF heat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (bCkNL)

308 These US Women can go F themselves, they have a union and voted for their pay, They could have went on strike, but no they wanted a pay check.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (dKiJG)

309 306 Jeremy, Justin and Jared have always been douches.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (vuisn)

Fucking Justin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (6FeV1)

310 Trans-Siberian Orchestra > Trans Band

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (SchxB)

311 Victors are arrogant. Vics, on the other hand, are cool.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (HZRln)

312 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...
Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM


Not to mention we're number one when it comes to quad-amputee swimmers!

Posted by: Bob at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

313 Some Rat! Hey.
I do remember that.
I believe the threats were not well received.
That'd shut down half the places left open in Seattle anymore.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (FtJ1S)

314 oops

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (Irn0L)

315 As the world crumbles around the 'woke' media (and just let me just say here and now that I am so so happy that today's media is just a collection of 20 something purple haired white chicks and the soy bois who want to be like them and not the scotch soaked gristle veterans that occupied the industry from the 40's and 50's, because if those guys wanted Marxism we'd be saluting DNC tanks right now and not a tranny's wang) these fools continue to have Trump dunk on their eternal minds!

The latest is the winning of Texas rep in a special election - he's a huge conservative Trump supporter and a veteran - but Trump supported the former rep's widow after he died in office - obviously out of respect. But Trump's candidate lost - Har, Har! Even if a Trump supporter won - but so goes the logic from our Kiddie Press.

Posted by: Boswell at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (5iUNf)

316 I agree about Bobs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (HZRln)

317 The thing about Bob's... they,generally speaking, are not pretentious assholes...
Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM

Not to mention we're number one when it comes to quad-amputee swimmers!
Posted by: Bob at August 02, 2021 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

Ouch LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (Irn0L)

318 1. Woke cultists be making themselves fugly.
2. I keep on saying Don Lemon needs acting lessons but he won't listen to me.

And... I'm out.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (c02i3)

319 The Trans Band set list is a 58 minute free-form jazz/fusion/rap/polka/ska interpretation of the song "I Want Candy".

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (PiwSw)

320 254 Why are these people so ugly? I guess that the inner rot gets to the point where it has to seep through.
Posted by: Cheri

I think it goes both ways.

I think a lot of ugly people are treated badly and resent the fact that life is harder for them. They hate the world that does not fawn over them the way it does for attractive people. The outer ugliness works it's way in.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (v0rzk)

321 I'm not vaccinated and was in the crowded ER last week for quite awhile. I follow the ten minute close contact rule with unknown people.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

**

Good idea. Everyone knows that the eleventh minute is the most dangerous around people with respiratory viruses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (4OtGp)

322 Everybody has an Uncle Bob.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (HZRln)

323 Insty had a link to Jim Geraghty crying about vaccinated people having to go back to masks because if the dirty unvaxxed is just so unfair

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (uUDKV)

324 264 And the vaccinated MS. Lindsey has the covid
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Zmnko)

Does anybody else remember him getting covid in late 2020? I remember something about Trump and Melania sending him snacks while he was in quarantine with covid.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:16 PM (YkawN)

325 >So....sorry, but who is left to infect? We will have a few pockets of infection here and there, but they won't last long. How can they?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Szvj6)

Also, for some mysterious reason, we are ignoring natural immunity acquired from recovering from the virus.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 05:16 PM (DXFDM)

326 Trans-Siberian Orchestra > Trans Band

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (SchxB)

The Band > Trans-Siberian Orchestra > Trans Band

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 05:16 PM (KnJdm)

327 Love the grey hushing dog.
When in multiple parrot household, my Senegal would tell a nasty umbrella cockatoo SHHHH!! He still hushes me for want of anyone else.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (p+nWY)

328 Jim Geraghty is a dipshit....

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (6Je/Q)

329 I want my cops crying like babies after a merely fiesty altercation with citizens.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (c02i3)

330
Well, better get used to Noem.

I predict the GOP Shits are going to rig the primaries and select Rubio (and then he'll pick Noem) for '24.

I'm pretty sure the GOP won't let us pick the nominee, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (Glq7j)

331 319 The Trans Band set list is a 58 minute free-form jazz/fusion/rap/polka/ska interpretation of the song "I Want Candy".
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (PiwSw)

I hear they gotta a hella version of The Crying Game theme.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)

332 >>I fully expect the biggest rebel look in 10 years will be boys and men in suits with white buttoned down collars, ties, and a hat. That would be a complete and total rebellion from and repudiation of today's garbage styles.


Today it's the young weight-lifting bros who celebrate their pumped physique as well as traditionally hot women. As you can imagine, these guys have been branded dangerous for embracing a healthy hetero lifestyle and seeking out wisdomw from greek philosophers, etc.. The one leading this sub-culture goes by Bronze Age Pervert (BAP) and he's got a book that Michale Anton reviewed.

https://twitter.com/bronzeagemantis

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

333 And... I'm out.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM

*waves to chique*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (rBtIz)

334 On the upside I never met a Bob I didnt like.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:06 PM (hQVBP)
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How about Neil?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (LBiAf)

We've had plenty of comments about Neal and Bob.
Like, who does and who doesn't.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (z79tQ)

335 So....sorry, but who is left to infect? We will have a few pockets of infection here and there, but they won't last long. How can they?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Szvj6)

They want those of us who have had COVID to shut up about natural immunity and get jabbed. I had an exposure that got vaccinated family sick and didn't affect me in the slightest recently; so they shouldn't waste their breath, but you know they will.

Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (vdTIg)

336 Crying like babies *in public.*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (c02i3)

337 I knew a one legged girl in China named Ilene.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (+ya+t)

338 Since the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting Covid , any number associated with % vaccinated and herd immunity is useless.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (2DOZq)

339 You have to use the decoder for Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T

==> D-R-I-N-K-M-O-A-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: Ralphie at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (sLRVU)

340 There is a Karen who works the checkout where I shop. Last summer she expressed her trust in Fauci...

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (uUDKV)

341 I fully expect the biggest rebel look in 10 years will be boys and men in suits with white buttoned down collars, ties, and a hat. That would be a complete and total rebellion from and repudiation of today's garbage styles.
Posted by: rd at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Z32m1)

Long Hair, ponytails, Coonskin Caps and Leather jackets.

Like our founding fathers did, so many years ago...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (oHd/0)

342 *waves to chique*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (rBtIz)

Hi!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (c02i3)

343 Fucking Justin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:13 PM (6FeV1)

Justin Thomas is ok. And the boots are very good. Not the Ropers, those don't count.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (ZS6f0)

344 "Never trust anyone with two first names"; I can't say this is true, but perhaps worth pondering.

And if my name was "Wayne Lee Ray", I'd just turn myself into the cops on general principles, it's just a matter of time before I do something really bad. /s

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (UXHfL)

345 Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (vdTIg)

Cases are up, but DEATHS are wayyyyy down. Gee, its almost like we got this thing figured out.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (oHd/0)

346 Am Medical Assoc. says get rid of gender on birth certificates. WTF are these people?

How about we just do away with birth certificates entirely FFS.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (S1hrL)

347 337 I knew a one legged girl in China named Ilene.
Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (+ya+t)

Don't you mean Irene?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (6FeV1)

348 There is a Karen who works the checkout where I shop. Last summer she expressed her trust in Fauci...
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:18 PM (uUDKV)

Has she been baptized?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (HZRln)

349 I knew a one legged girl in China named Ilene.
Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:17 PM (+ya+t)

Did you mean Irene?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (2DOZq)

350 Shorter Noem: Create your own jobs, create your own job market, deplorables!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (QU5/8)

351 I think the worst part about the woke Olympics is that the coverage of woke agenda athletes--whether they win or lose--far exceeds the coverage of non-woke agenda athletes, especially the ones who made it by the skin of their teeth. Those are the stories everyone likes to hear.

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)

352 I keep on saying Don Lemon needs acting lessons but he won't listen to me.

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Now, Hysterical Shep, he sells it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (d9FiS)

353 Is there any doubt joe dementia is gonna use the delta to attempt another shut down?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

354 Good Lord. It's an "HISTORIC" infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (S1hrL)

355 350 Shorter Noem: Create your own jobs, create your own job market, deplorables!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (QU5/

We did, you fucking vulture.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

356 fully expect the biggest rebel look in 10 years will be boys and men in
suits with white buttoned down collars, ties, and a hat. That would be a
complete and total rebellion from and repudiation of today's garbage
styles.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Z32m1)

that is what went wrong in this society imo. Two or three generations, how ever they calculate them that never rebelled. They said your leftism is not enough, now we will perfect it. I talk to a few of them and they agreed, that is exactly what they did.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (ZS6f0)

357 Hahaha, the tattooed up "cop" guy on the Lemon party clip? Tattoos, facial hair, slovenly appearance, etc?

Someone posted requirements for capital police.

"Males must be clean shaven"

Apparently there's a requirement to have no visible tattoos, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (4OtGp)

358 Don't you mean Irene?
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Dammit, I need a drink.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (+ya+t)

359 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (6FeV1)

Did you mean Irene?
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (2DOZq)

Heh . Don't make a mistake at aos. You will be called on it in a minute or two.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

360 New Look, horizontal butt cleft.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (sXGra)

361 https://tinyurl.com/pxbk2x52
He only went into quarantine because he might have been in a room with somebody who tested positive. But I could swear I remember an interview where he said he was sick. Hmmm.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (YkawN)

362 ...of the way we were.

Posted by: Officer Ramone Fanone at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (W4eKo)

363 Oh damn, that's awkward:

Officer Fanone, the crisis actor in the clip above, carrying a confederate flag at the 1/6 protest:

https://twitter.com/heather_bjustme/status/
1421850660367179781

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (4OtGp)

364 Is there any doubt joe dementia is gonna use the delta to attempt another shut down?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

If you're smart, you have no doubt whatsoever.

I don't doubt it. I'm smart.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (S1hrL)

365 Heh . Don't make a mistake at aos. You will be called on it in a minute or two.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

Like ten dodgeballs right to the noggin all at once....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

366 Jim Geraghty is a dipshit....
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And yet he has supporters in the comments at Insty's!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (UHVv4)

367 355 350 Shorter Noem: Create your own jobs, create your own job market, deplorables!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (QU5/

We did, you fucking vulture.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

Yup, just like the folks who tell me to invent my own internet...

Dude... Technology guy for 42 Years. Worked on everything from world spanning SatCom systems, to Network Engineering... including a CISSP, MCSE, with a few Cisco classes under my belt as well.

I helped create the last one. Don't give me your lip youngster... and get off my lawn.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (oHd/0)

368 362 ...of the way we were.
Posted by: Officer Ramone Fanone at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (W4eKo)

Misty water color memories....

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)

369 Spike strips, also those items with 6 spikes invented by the romans to hurt horses hooves.
Party will be over.

Posted by: Polka dots and moon beams at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (aAP3z)

370 369 Caltrops

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (uUDKV)

371 Dammit, I need a drink.
Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (+ya+t)

*pours a measure of bourbon*

I drank it for you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (jvt6t)

372 270 I thought hospitals were supposed to be mostly full. Otherwise, you know, they don't make any money.

*shrugs*

I wonder if the powers that be could be lying about all this.

Nah. They wouldn't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2021 05:09 PM (F2An5)

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It's almost as if they're following the same exact script as the first time around ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (J18ne)

373 @363

And someone pointed out days ago on Gab that the Capitol police are required to be clean shaven, yet all these yardbirds (including today's "suicide") have beards.

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (AwPyG)

374 365 Heh . Don't make a mistake at aos. You will be called on it in a minute or two.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

Like ten dodgeballs right to the noggin all at once....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (6FeV1)

/picks up a wrench....

Posted by: Patches O'Houlian at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (oHd/0)

375 It must be colder in Tokyo then the reports have said.
Poor Gwen Berry's lips are blue

Posted by: Bruce at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (vd8XM)

376 366 Jim Geraghty is a dipshit....
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And yet he has supporters in the comments at Insty's!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (UHVv4)


Insty is an odd little site.... Reynolds is a virus phobic...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (6Je/Q)

377 358 Don't you mean Irene?
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Dammit, I need a drink.
Posted by: dartist a

Goodnight, Irene!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (F2An5)

378 Still waiting for an at home antibody kit I can try to see if I ever got the wu flu. The last time I got sick was in November 2020 so I wonder if I was one of the early birds who smeared the world with my covid love.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (hQVBP)

379 a funny thing about history is so many think of the 50s as the last time America was conservative, almost as if those people were hold outs. But if you look at it another way, the generation of the '50s were the rebels. The 20s, 30s, and War Years were far from conservative at least as portrayed in the public sphere. We know how the 60s were portrayed, if Hollyweird has a say, there was only one experience. So in many ways, the people who laid claim to the '50s were the actual rebels.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (ZS6f0)

380 New Look, horizontal butt cleft.
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM


Finally catching up.

Posted by: LBFMs at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (a3Q+t)

381 Quinn the Eskimo>Quinn the HeShe

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (vN+oL)

382 Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM (4OtGp)

Oh dip.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (6FeV1)

383 Did Don Le Mon give that guy a hand job? I felt uncomfortable seeing Don stroke a man like a lady.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (bCkNL)

384 Tender moment here between not-a-crisis-actor Officer Fanone and Don Lemon

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Didja get that clip off PornHub?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:25 PM (d9FiS)

385 /picks up a wrench....
Posted by: Patches O'Houlian at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (oHd/0)

aos style guide says a tire iron.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (jvt6t)

386 326 The Band > Trans-Siberian Orchestra > Trans Band
the the > the band > trans-siberian orchestra > trans band

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (v3pYe)

387 I wanted to see the high jump at the Olympics over the weekend. Instead I saw golf, bicycle stunts, soccer, umpteen heats of people running really fast, people riding horses, baseball, etc etc.

NBC sucks ass.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (LilNs)

388 Insty had a link to Jim Geraghty crying about vaccinated people having to go back to masks because if the dirty unvaxxed is just so unfair
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (uUDKV)

Jim Geraghty just looks like a neater Stirewalt - same dumb "whad? Whad jusss happened, huh?" look on his mug when he's wrong - a pretty usual occurrence for these people who are so highly paid for their supposed ability to accurately read political tea leaves - but not quite as fat and smarmy. Still, Jim makes up for that by batting sub-.100 in his political prognostications and even fat Stirewalt probably had a better average than that....

Posted by: Boswell at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (5iUNf)

389 385 /picks up a wrench....
Posted by: Patches O'Houlian at August 02, 2021 05:24 PM (oHd/0)

aos style guide says a tire iron.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (jvt6t)

If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a wrench...

Posted by: Patches O'Houlian at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (oHd/0)

390
Those hand sanitizers on sale for a buck last week will be $5 now, you chumps.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (S1hrL)

391 374 365 Heh . Don't make a mistake at aos. You will be called on it in a minute or two.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)
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That's a good thing.
We consider this place a good source of information and if one of us prints a mistake it should be corrected.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:27 PM (sXGra)

392 You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

--one of the cooler Bobs

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:27 PM (AwPyG)

393 It's almost as if they're following the same exact script as the first time around ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 02, 2021 05:23 PM (J18ne)

Yeah well this time around mere choreographed dance routines won't be enough for nurses to get me to watch tic tok.
This time it'll require...more.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:27 PM (z79tQ)

394 Near, far, wherever you are...

Posted by: Officer Ramone Fanone at August 02, 2021 05:27 PM (W4eKo)

395 370 Caltrops
tall crops > caltrops

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (v3pYe)

396 This time it'll require...more. <<<<<
Skin to win!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (r+sAi)

397 Don't make a mistake at aos. You will be called on it in a minute or two.

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To err is human; to forgive, divine. Neither is AOS policy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS)

398 Tranny pole vaulters would break my heart.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (HZRln)

399 In a way, Noem is right.

If your employer requires a vaccine, tell them to go f*cl themselves and sabotage as many accounts and processes as you can on your way out the door.

I'll GUARANTEE you find another job within hours. Nobody wants to work right now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (7F9te)

400 Like ten dodgeballs right to the noggin all at once....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM

Makes kids stronger.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (rBtIz)

401 Posted by: Patches O'Houlian at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (oHd/0)

Sometimes the synapses don't synapse.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (jvt6t)

402 390
Those hand sanitizers on sale for a buck last week will be $5 now, you chumps.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (S1hrL)
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Think a -to buy- list of things that will go missing from shelves is in order.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (sXGra)

403 Went to Illinois for a couple of days last week.... nah, I'll pass...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

404 390 Those hand sanitizers on sale for a buck last week will be $5 now, you chumps
mrs. chronda brought home a fistful of clearance hand sanitizer a while back. she complains whenever i use it, because she doesn't like the smell.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (v3pYe)

405 400 Like ten dodgeballs right to the noggin all at once....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:22 PM

Makes kids stronger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (rBtIz)

Tetherball will do that, too....

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

406 also those items with 6 spikes invented by the romans to hurt horses hooves.
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Legoum.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (UHVv4)

407 Dr. Quinn, Medicine woman. I can't rank them because that is all I have got.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (ZS6f0)

408 "Gender" refers to words, not people. Never, ever let leftists define the terms.

What the AMA is proposing, then, is that the babies SEX should be removed from a birth certificate. Just as bad of course, but pay attention.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (UXHfL)

409 Lay off Kristie, the cOc and the chicoms probably paid some good money for her "cooperation"

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (weGKL)

410 Somebody on another board just tried to tell me this about Obama's party.

The celebration will hold 475 guests and be COVID compliant with testing on site.

Is that what Jen Psaki said?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (k39e/)

411 The Great Depression made a lot of people socialist whether they knew what that meant or not. It carried over into the subsequent generations.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

412 398 Tranny pole vaulters would break my heart.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (HZRln)

Was kind of sad though.... watched the video of the American Female Vaulter whose pole broke and she landed in the box.... trying for 14' 9".

I did almost the exact same thing... except my pole broke trying for 15'.... and I was a Sophomore in High School.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)

413 291 Video from Mark Dice of him getting signatures to throw non vaxxers in jail if they didn't submit. San Diego CA of course. Sadly but not surprisingly, he filled a page fairly quickly.

https://youtu.be/TBRLUGMeBL4
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 05:12 PM (wAnMi)

It would be hilarious to then tell everybody who signed that the least vaccinated demographic in the US is blacks, and then post their names on social media platforms as advocating mass incarceration of the people of melanin.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (YkawN)

414 also those items with 6 spikes invented by the romans to hurt horses hooves.
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Legoum.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:29 PM (UHVv4)

Pegleg!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:31 PM (z79tQ)

415 There's a woman at the pub. I don't know if she's holding a face mask or a pair of panties

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:31 PM (HZRln)

416 How about turning away super spreaders at the border?

Dems: That's not who we (Americans) are !!! Put yer mask on, shut up and get vaxed. Your gently used clothes are welcome, though.



Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:32 PM (S1hrL)

417 What the AMA is proposing, then, is that the babies SEX should be
removed from a birth certificate. Just as bad of course, but pay
attention.


How did we get from Pet Rocks to this absurd bullshit in such a short time? WASTF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

418 414 Pegleg!
pegleg > pigleg

Posted by: The Deadly Bulb at August 02, 2021 05:32 PM (v3pYe)

419 Dr. Quinn, medicine woman>Harley Quinn>Quinn the Eskimo>Quinn the Tranny.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 02, 2021 05:32 PM (vN+oL)

420 Those hand sanitizers on sale for a buck last week will be $5 now, you chumps.



Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:26 PM (S1hrL)

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they were giving them away a month ago. I shit you not, they were actually giving them away at stores. BTW, why don't we hear about hand sanitizer anymore? Even the Left is all masks all the time. Maybe I missed it because I make a point of doing so, but I haven't heard any dictates about hand sanitizer in ages.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:32 PM (ZS6f0)

421 Does that bint wear blue lipstick down there, too?

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:33 PM (S1hrL)

422 Where did all those black people in Portland, Oregon. That city is whiter than my 29 year-old ass cheeks, baby!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 02, 2021 05:33 PM (2sCft)

423 If they ever came up with a, you know,vaccine.... I would think about things differently... after a 3 or 4 year testing period, like it has always been done before...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:33 PM (6Je/Q)

424 codemonkey z is stirring it up in AZ

dropping telegram posts about the voting machines/passwords that the Maricopa County bad guys refuse to produce.

You have to be very na´ve to think the good guys don't have everything they need; they just have to get it into evidence without disclosing their methods. Hence, the subpenas.

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)

425 Is that what Jen Psaki said?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (k39e/)
.......

No, but it might be what she psaid.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

426 There's a woman at the pub. I don't know if she's holding a face mask or a pair of panties



Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:31 PM (HZRln)

sounds to me like the difference between chattin' her up or not.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (ZS6f0)

427 @Breaking911 6m

REP. JAYAPAL (D-WA): "We are not voting for a bipartisan infrastructure package without the reconciliation package that funds our progressive priorities."

"We want to make sure that...women, folks of color, poor people, working people have child care, have paid leave..."

https://tinyurl.com/ygaq35rb

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (cF8AT)

428 We stocked up... IOW bought at a really low price, several sizes of the hand sanitizers out there. Several for each vehicle, where it's used the most.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (BFigT)

429 There's a woman at the pub. I don't know if she's holding a face mask or a pair of panties

***********

If its the latter she might be perfect wife material.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (hQVBP)

430 Roman flaming piglegs!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (UHVv4)

431 @415

This may be a very important distinction

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (AwPyG)

432 I drank it for you.
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Hey thanks, that's one more for me!

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (+ya+t)

433 To err is human; to forgive, divine. Neither is AOS policy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS)


heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (F0YaR)

434 sounds to me like the difference between chattin' her up or not.
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (ZS6f0)

If she puts it on her face, either way, run for the hills

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

435 I never bought any hand sanitizer. Not touching my face and washing as soon as I get home , which I always did anyway.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (uUDKV)

436 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Canada.

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (SVYck)

437 If you do actual work, I don't mean stuff that can be done in a work from home fashion, but requires-your-physical-presence type work, you should be asking for a 25% raise tomorrow.

If your employer refuses, you should begin applying at competitors with the same salary request.

It's a workers' market right now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (7F9te)

438 Instead of hand sanitizer, might be prudent to stock up on non perishable food...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:36 PM (6Je/Q)

439 225 staffers at the superspreader event. 700 guests.

Yes, they will all wear masks and be tested...because we care.



Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:36 PM (S1hrL)

440 American Female Vaulter whose pole broke and she landed in the box.... trying for 14' 9".

I did almost the exact same thing... except my pole broke trying for 15'.... and I was a Sophomore in High School.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)
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I thought you were a guy.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:36 PM (sXGra)

441 "If its the latter she might be perfect wife material.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger "


Yoohoo!

* waves what appears to be a main sail *

Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

442
That lipstick and haircut with her bone structure makes her look like a whack-ass homo version of Wesley Snipes. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (JN3xP)

443 This may be a very important distinction

We have, of course, ascertained that this is in fact a real, live woman? The AoSHQ Rapid Response Dating Advice Team is ever ready to help you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (HaL55)

444 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (7F9te)

Just spent $9.50 for 10 chicken mcnuggets and a large order of fries and a coke.

Just a couple years ago, that was $5.00.

Prices out here are CRAZY.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

445 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Canada.
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Is that you, "Mike" Trudeau??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (UHVv4)

446 northernlurker does seem to be a chick magnet

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (AwPyG)

447 The AoSHQ Rapid Response Dating Advice Team is ever ready to help you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (HaL55)

Why did I just get a Ghostbuster flashback of... their commercial when they say 'We're here to believe you!'

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (oHd/0)

448 Went to Illinois for a couple of days last week.... nah, I'll pass...
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All the trees in MO bend to the east. Because Illinois sucks. Seriously, we pronounce it I'llannoy over here.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (7Fj9P)

449 444 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (7F9te)

Just spent $9.50 for 10 chicken mcnuggets and a large order of fries and a coke.

Just a couple years ago, that was $5.00.

Prices out here are CRAZY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

Probably free range humanely harvested chicken... or some such bullshit...

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (6Je/Q)

450 Case numbers are definitely rising, and I know a 25 year old super fit fully vaxxed kid who got covid anyway. 3-4 days miserable, another week of feeling blah, followed by about a week of lingering cough. Sounds exactly like the symptoms experienced by people with no vaccination.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (YkawN)

451 Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (cF8AT)

I'm shocked.. Shocked I tell you

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2021 05:39 PM (Zmnko)

452 440 American Female Vaulter whose pole broke and she landed in the box.... trying for 14' 9".

I did almost the exact same thing... except my pole broke trying for 15'.... and I was a Sophomore in High School.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)
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I thought you were a guy.
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:36 PM (sXGra)

I am, and part of what was sad was that 14' 9" was good enough for Womenz Olympics...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

453 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Canada.

My boy done good!

Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at August 02, 2021 05:39 PM (W4eKo)

454 There's a woman at the pub. I don't know if she's holding a face mask or a pair of panties
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I want to say smell her breath but I better just read awhile.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:39 PM (+ya+t)

455 Just spent $9.50 for 10 chicken mcnuggets and a large order of fries and a coke.

Just a couple years ago, that was $5.00.

Prices out here are CRAZY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

Dude, get out of there. Seriously.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:40 PM (YkawN)

456 We stocked up... IOW bought at a really low price, several sizes of the hand sanitizers out there. Several for each vehicle, where it's used the most.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2021 05:34 PM (BFigT)

???
Not a smoker, I'll presume. It's summer and those sanitizers are 70% alcohol. Add the heat normally in a car interior and a)the shit melts and b) evaporation causes a fume buildup.
Several stories a while back about people lighting up in their car and getting a flash explosion to juice up their day.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:40 PM (z79tQ)

457 Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (YkawN)

Or a bad flu....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:40 PM (oHd/0)

458 435 I never bought any hand sanitizer. Not touching my face and washing as soon as I get home , which I always did anyway.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:35 PM (uUDKV)
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I buy those wipes that come in a tube that has snap lid. It's about the size of a glass so it fits easily in a cup holder. Cost less than two dollars and forty per container.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:40 PM (sXGra)

459 I wouldn't know if I had COVID.

I have felt rested, healthy and 100% in 30 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2021 05:40 PM (7F9te)

460 Case numbers are definitely rising

Off the charts!!! We're all in this together! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (W4eKo)

461 446 northernlurker does seem to be a chick magnet
Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (AwPyG)

The Quiet Man

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (jvt6t)

462 Just spent $9.50 for 10 chicken mcnuggets and a large order of fries and a coke.

Just a couple years ago, that was $5.00.

Prices out here are CRAZY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)
........

Tell them you want to apply for a job, they'll give you $50.
Then run out. It's called "interview and dash".

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

463 460 Case numbers are definitely rising

Off the charts!!! We're all in this together! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (W4eKo)

All Hail our First Responder Front Line Heroes!!!!

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:42 PM (6Je/Q)

464 Prices out here are CRAZY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

Have you seen what a McRib goes for now? Jeez.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:42 PM (jvt6t)

465 Well, if you say "Ma'am, you've got a panty on your head" and she smiles, there's at least a 50-50 chance she's a Coen brothers fan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (PiwSw)

466 OK, this bitch can protest all she wants, but we're going to Disneyland!

Posted by: Gwen Berry's Lips at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (sWM8x)

467 Tell them you want to apply for a job, they'll give you $50.
Then run out. It's called "interview and dash".
Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

Nah... 42 years ago I was a closing manager at the McD's in this same town.

Within 6 months I'd be running the place... or fired.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

468 Insty had a link to Jim Geraghty crying about vaccinated people having to go back to masks because if the dirty unvaxxed is just so unfair
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2021 05:15 PM (uUDKV)


Another RN cuck I should have dosed with Visene in his beer when I met him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

469 Interesting article in a home design magazine:

Antebellum mansions in the South might get cancelled next...wait for it...racist!

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (S1hrL)

470 PSA ( Personally Sorry Announcement) For those of you that have emailed me about the MoMe, I will get back to you as soon as I have email service again.
For those of you that have asked about the Ashli Babbitt Society shirts, they are not for sale but we can make sure you get one.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2021 05:44 PM (UlCnl)

471 For the first time in my life, I'm proud of Canada.

I bet andycanuck tied one on.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:44 PM (jvt6t)

472 No pork for CA.
What's Denny's going to do?
Where's my Grand Slam?

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:44 PM (sXGra)

473 I saw a carton of cigs for $70. I recall when one was $20 and no more than $15 in North Carolina. I am glad I don't smoke
I have had a dip a few times but that was long ago, as far as you know. I recall when a tin was 75 cents. In my AO, if it more like $4.50 now. I hear in Canada is $20 or $30 and with no flavors at all added. I forget it is $20 or $30. but I think it is $20. I think is some states it is well over ten bucks.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:45 PM (ZS6f0)

474
What our Top. Men. in govt and Pharma have done is mass vaccinated with a non-sterilizing vaccine into the population, world-wide, in the middle of an outbreak of the disease.

What they've done is what the virus wants (and maybe the Chicoms): Suppress symptoms and systemic inflammation in infected hosts enough to allow them to feel well enough to walk around and mingle, while allowing infection, replication, and transmission to continue apace.

This is weapons-grade stupid. It's how you get ADE and OAS, not to mention prime the pump for a nightmare Marek's disease disaster (there is no evidence that a Marek's nightmare is happening yet. Pray it doesn't).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 05:45 PM (Mzdiz)

475 Howdy Ben Had! hope the email issues get resolved soon.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:45 PM (jvt6t)

476 According to this Quinn was born with male parts (did I use the proper identifiers?) and had the surgery to become a person without male parts. Not sure of the veracity. https://tinyurl.com/h87pe5m

Posted by: Javems at August 02, 2021 05:45 PM (8SSHh)

477 Tell them you want to apply for a job, they'll give you $50.
Then run out. It's called "interview and dash".
Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

Buddy in Branson lives in a modern recreation of the House from Gone with the Wind... he'd be in trouble... but..

May have to hook him up with a couple of Historic Re-enactors I know... who own Civil War Cannons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

478 461 446 northernlurker does seem to be a chick magnet
Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:38 PM (AwPyG)

The Quiet Man
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 05:41 PM (

Until we meet.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 05:46 PM (HZRln)

479
Another RN cuck I should have dosed with Visene in his beer when I met him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

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Phenolphthalein drops. For those times when only a shattered toilet bowl will do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2021 05:47 PM (JN3xP)

480 Caes numbers are meaningless, you know that, right?

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:47 PM (S1hrL)

481 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 05:45 PM (Mzdiz)

And all this AFTER making said virus transmittable to humans in the first place through Genetic Engineering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

482 Jak Sucio, No one more so than I.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2021 05:48 PM (UlCnl)

483 born with male parts (did I use the proper identifiers?) and had the surgery to become a person without male parts.
......

Ah. I think the proper medical term here is groin amputation.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

484 All Hail our First Responder Front Line Heroes!!!!
Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 05:42 PM (6Je/Q)

A lot of folks really like having a job that's "heroic", whatever that actually means. The one time I had the opportunity to be called a hero I passed.
Gave blood a bunch of times at work and at one of them I met a milestone of, uh, 2 or 3 gallons. The woman checking me in handed me a t-shirt that said something on the order of "I'm a hero". I flipped it back to her and said "Pffffht, I just do this for the free cookies and juice. You'd be amazed at what I'd do for a steak." One of the female phlebotomists and one of the male ones both looked at me with arched eyebrows and said Oh really?!

Yeah, so being a wise guy sometimes gets awkward.
But being a hero should require heroism, not just a job title

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 02, 2021 05:50 PM (z79tQ)

485
Iceland is going to be a bell-weather. Their vaccination rates are well past Fauci's 70% initial target. Population wide, they are at 75%. But, for ages 16 and older, that rate is now at 86%. 70+ is virtually at 100%, and 50+ is at 88% fully vaccinated.

The look at the case and infections there now. They've got a third wave going, and infection rates are increasing faster than the other two initial waves.

And they are "fully vaccinated" well into 90% call it.

There is your ADE/OAS evidence right there. Watch what happens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2021 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)

486 No pork for CA.
What's Denny's going to do?
Where's my Grand Slam?
Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 05:44 PM (sXGra)
........

Denny's will just serve you Snausages.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

487 "Like ten dodgeballs right to the noggin all at once...."

And a wrench thrown in for good measure.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 02, 2021 05:50 PM (FgPjD)

488 I am, and part of what was sad was that 14' 9" was good enough for Womenz Olympics...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)


Heck, I did 10'6" with an aluminum pole, on to lumpy sawdust.

Posted by: Javems at August 02, 2021 05:51 PM (8SSHh)

489 I paid $2 a carton for Marlboros at the PX as a young soldier in Germany

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 02, 2021 05:51 PM (Ea7/G)

490 @ Joel Pollak
WH Defends Obama's Massive Birthday Bash During Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/6372re8

[600 guests in case you hadn't heard. We're all in this together!]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 02, 2021 05:51 PM (UHVv4)

491 Fast food companies are robbing their customers. $10 for a small combo? It's horrible and I will never eat at one again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 05:52 PM (bCkNL)

492 We're a dying breed.

Posted by: a smoker at August 02, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

493 Superspreader nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2021 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

494 Baboon's ass got nothing on us, baby.

Posted by: Gwen Berry's Lips at August 02, 2021 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

495 Us too.

Posted by: CA pig farmer at August 02, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

496 I dunno, it would be hard to come up with a price I wouldn't pay for a big Mac

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:53 PM (AwPyG)

497 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 02, 2021 05:51 PM (Ea7/G)

you are even more 29 than am I.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 05:53 PM (ZS6f0)

498 Ration cards in Germany for cigarettes, coffee and booze. 25 cents a pack iirc.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 05:55 PM (+ya+t)

499 Paid $15 for two coffees and two candy bars at a service plaza on I-95 over the weekend. None of them were any good.

Posted by: Ziba at August 02, 2021 05:55 PM (S1hrL)

500 Change the band name to...

Blue Paint Huffers

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 02, 2021 05:56 PM (qoz/n)

501 and had the surgery to become a person without male parts.
......

Ah. I think the proper medical term here is groin amputation.
Posted by: wth
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Dickectomy.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 06:05 PM (sXGra)

502 351 I think the worst part about the woke Olympics is that the coverage of woke agenda athletes--whether they win or lose--far exceeds the coverage of non-woke agenda athletes, especially the ones who made it by the skin of their teeth. Those are the stories everyone likes to hear.
Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)


I don't want to watch any fucking stories. Just cover the events. Sheesh.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Fs5vw)

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