Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 07-31-2021

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WCM Alexandra Prado (BOL)

TheJamesMadison should be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - Black To Play (1398 )

Goal: Black can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: You should deflect the g2 pawn with a sacrifice


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rn4k1/pppb1ppp/8/3P4/2BP2n1/2N1r3/PP1BNqP1/R2QR2K b - - 0 1




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Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1356)

Goal: White can force mate in 4 moves
Hint: A timely sac can deflect a rook from a useful file


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2k1r2r/Qpp4p/p1b3pb/R2p4/4Nq2/5P2/PPPN2PP/1K2R3 w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (1365)

What is the quickest path to victory? Be sure that your considering the best defense being thrown at you.


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5rk1/ppp3pp/4b2q/2b5/3r4/2NB1P2/PPP3PP/3RQK1R b - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes




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Greetings From Spain




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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - Black To Play


20210731 Problem 1.jpg
rn4k1/pppb1ppp/8/3P4/2BP2n1/2N1r3/PP1BNqP1/R2QR2K b - - 0 1

1...Rh3+

The main purpose of this sac is to remove the obstructing pawn on g2 so Black can slide the queen over and deliver the final crushing blow.

2.gxh3 Qh2#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


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2k1r2r/Qpp4p/p1b3pb/R2p4/4Nq2/5P2/PPPN2PP/1K2R3 w - - 0 1

1.Qa8+ Kd7
2.Nc5+ Kd6
3.Qd8+ Rxd8
4.Re6#


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20210731 Problem 3.jpg
5rk1/ppp3pp/4b2q/2b5/3r4/2NB1P2/PPP3PP/3RQK1R b - - 0 1

1... Rxf3+
2.Qf2

Other possibilities are worse:

2.gxf3 Bh3+ 3.Ke2 Re4+ 4.Bxe4 Qe3#

or

2.Kg1 Re4+ 3.Qf2 Bxf2+ 4.Kf1 Bd4+ 5.gxf3 Bh3#

2...Rxf2+
3.Ke1 Qe3+
4.Be2 Bg4
5.Rd2 Qxd2+
6.Kxf2 Rf4+
7.Kg3 Bf2#

Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:29 PM




Comments

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1 Perviy!

Posted by: Brett at July 31, 2021 04:29 PM (D+HzM)

2 No tattoos!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 31, 2021 04:30 PM (IhpYf)

3 OM not liking my suggestions? I keep sending anyway in case

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2021 04:31 PM (arJlL)

5 Fetched the others with a Nude Nood Chess tease.

Set up a few more boards than is normal...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:32 PM (49Exr)

6 Won't be around much and posted it a moment ago in the pet thread, but hey, open thread so

PSA

Duluth Trading Post has a bunch of clearance deals. Some are really, really great. If you are a guy who needs Sunday-night level clothes for work, go immediately and buy the blue and white checked Wrinklefighter straight collar shirt ($15) and Class Act Standard Fit No Iron Pants ($20). I find the pants run a bit large and they've got elastic, so a 36 goes up into the 38 range as well. They've got navy and khaki.

They've got magnet-front (no button) dress shirts for folks who might have trouble with buttons from arthritis or the like, too.

Pet related: A nice leather collar for $20.

There are some other great deals there as well, but those pants and shirts are standouts.

Free shipping at $50.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 04:32 PM (9nwlC)

7 Dr Jills dress is the same material as Hunter crack smoking couch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2021 04:32 PM (yrol0)

8 Melania is so beautiful

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 04:35 PM (ONvIw)

9 Kicking myself for needing the beginners hint.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:37 PM (49Exr)

10 Anybody seen the movie "Nobody"? Worth it?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2021 04:38 PM (6QBzo)

11 Probably in the minority on this but IMO tattoos on women truly are trash stamps.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 31, 2021 04:38 PM (Eus9b)

12 OM not liking my suggestions? I keep sending anyway in case
Posted by: Skip

The Little Free Library with the guillotine door one ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2021 04:39 PM (arJlL)

13
Learn Bidenese! It's fun and easy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HmFnp-jgfw

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2021 04:40 PM (5NkmN)

14 3 OM not liking my suggestions? I keep sending anyway in case
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)


Keep yer shirt on, buddy, I'll get to it sometime.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 04:40 PM (rINvD)

15 Lovely dress today. Especially love the 1860s muslin.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2021 04:40 PM (gLRfa)

16 I like the photo of the Spaniards. Mother and daughter, I assume. Very cute.

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at July 31, 2021 04:40 PM (vlXMQ)

17 Anyway, the other night I found a magazine cover wth Melania's picture on the cover. The Mexican edition of Vanity Fair, but they borrowed the pic from a 2016 GQ. Nevertheless, it was amazing and petty to skip her and Ivanka and slobber over Jill, Kamala and loathesome Ella

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 04:40 PM (ONvIw)

18 10 Anybody seen the movie "Nobody"? Worth it?
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2021 04:38 PM (6QBzo)
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Definitely!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 04:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 Chess Thread Inka Dinka Doo!

Chess babe has a headache....no booty tonight.

Oh look! Manhattan time! One cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2021 04:42 PM (R/m4+)

20 What is 48 cm in normal American ?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at July 31, 2021 04:42 PM (45fpk)

21 I sent you something too, OM. No need to acknowledge.

Shirt status: On

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 04:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabelle_Adjani

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at July 31, 2021 04:44 PM (vlXMQ)

23 @20

About 19 inches

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2021 04:44 PM (gLRfa)

24 A 19 inch waist? In a grown woman??

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at July 31, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk)

25 Hmm. Without reading upthread, 48cm = 18.9 in.

That of course is 'New Inches'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:48 PM (vOGqy)

26 " A 19 inch waist? In a grown woman??"

Tiny woman or good corset

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2021 04:48 PM (gLRfa)

27 The very pretty chess player with the "long" makeup as well as the the color and cut of her shirt looks like she should have made appearances on "Star Trek-The Next Generation".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:48 PM (k39e/)

28 The centimeter to inch conversion is a waist of time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:49 PM (l0Lgi)

29 I love the styles of the 40's and 50's but I don't think I could ever get my waist that slim. Melania looks lovely as always.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)

30 Wrinkle Fighter clothing might defeat me.

Posted by: Klaftern at July 31, 2021 04:50 PM (r4sI4)

31 I think the woman wearing the pink dress with the lacy bits is very pretty. Very pretty dress too-for a young person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:50 PM (k39e/)

32 "Nevertheless, it was amazing and petty to skip her and Ivanka and slobber over Jill, Kamala and loathesome Ella"

And Ivanka is a class act. Was she ever in the beauty pageant circuit? She's mastered the Goodwill Ambassador Duty. And she's sharp. Shame that all that potential was thrown aside simply because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:50 PM (49Exr)

33 Like the gals in the B&W better than the lounging redhead. Strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (csEWM)

34

Alex Berenson has been put in Twitter jail for a week. His feed is still up, but he can't post for a week. He said this is the final step before a perma-ban, which he figures he'll get promptly after he gets back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (Mzdiz)

35 The sepia tone photo with the fort(?) in the background reminds me of San Antonio. They used to have a river ride there with all kinds of live action museum scenes. I wonder if its still operating.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (49Exr)

36 And the 1860's Muslim dress is beautiful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (k39e/)

37 28 The centimeter to inch conversion is a waist of time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:49 PM (l0Lgi)

Spicy take. Sure you don't want to take a moment to measure your response?

Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (Ojki1)

38 36? A Fen joke?

or autocucumber?

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 04:54 PM (ONvIw)

39 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (csEWM)

The black and white pictures show woman who it would fun to be with. Lounging woman is intended to give the impression that she's hot and everybody knows it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

40 August 6, looks like yet another FBI trap in Wisconsin.

Any takers on that bet? Gateway Pundit link.

https://tinyurl.com/zz53ss9d

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 04:55 PM (OssQ4)

41 "He said this is the final step before a perma-ban, which he figures he'll get promptly after he gets back."

Yup. Facebook did the same to me: setting up a Damocles Sword scenario in the hopes that you will self-censor to avoid that 3rd strike. It's going to happen no matter what he does, so I hope he goes out with a bang on his terms, instead of a whimper on theirs.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:55 PM (49Exr)

42 And the tea gown is wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

43 37 28 The centimeter to inch conversion is a waist of time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:49 PM (l0Lgi)

Spicy take. Sure you don't want to take a moment to measure your response?
Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 04:52 PM (Ojki1)


I think the metric measurements are for the diameter!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (hOUT3)

44 Advanced (Part 1)
=====================
Shortest line
1. ... RxP+
2. PxR Bh3+
3. Ke2 Re4+
4.PxR Qe3 mate

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (wYXd3)

45 I do send tips to Cobs more in case they are looking to fill a spot and need something.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (Cxk7w)

46 All the red velvet on the "special issue" gives a "Bessarabian Brothel" look, IMO

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

47 Spicy take. Sure you don't want to take a moment to measure your response?
Posted by: Bete
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The metrics speak for themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (9Fwwf)

48 Advanced (Part 2)
===================
Longer:
1. ... RxP+
2. Kg1 Re4+
3. Qf2 BxQ+
4. Kf1 Bh4+
5. Kg1 Qe3 mate

There are a few other lines but I think they are quicker mates

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 04:57 PM (wYXd3)

49 "August 6, looks like yet another FBI trap in Wisconsin."

I don't see it but our people need training. Antifa has workshops on how to instigate violence, spot hostile media etc. We need workshops on how to avoid being baited, how to spot feds etc. Or we're just going to keep walking into setups.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 04:58 PM (49Exr)

50 The log cabin 50s gals are sweeties.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 04:58 PM (OssQ4)

51 The black and white pictures show woman who it would fun to be with. Lounging woman is intended to give the impression that she's hot and everybody knows it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

She has a languid expression that says to me stoned out of her gourd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 04:58 PM (csEWM)

52 Ok. I just don't get it.

We had an incredibly successful businessman who loved the US without a doubt.

His wife is a fucking SUPERMODEL.

His kids are successful in their own right.

Wtf?

And now we have......

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 04:59 PM (U2p+3)

53 47 Spicy take. Sure you don't want to take a moment to measure your response?
Posted by: Bete
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The metrics speak for themselves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 04:56 PM (9Fwwf)

Metrics?

Commie.

We have standards here.

Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 04:59 PM (Ojki1)

54 She has a languid expression that says to me stoned out of her gourd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 04:58 PM (csEWM)

I think she confused "come hither" with "stoned out of her gourd", shoulda practiced in the mirror.

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 05:00 PM (ONvIw)

55 "The centimeter to inch conversion is a waist of time."

Disagree, I think it meters.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:01 PM (49Exr)

56 She has a languid expression that says to me stoned out of her gourd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 04:58 PM (csEWM)

LOL. Could be that too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 05:01 PM (k39e/)

57 Chess chick appears nonplussed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:01 PM (+IW/b)

58 And now we have......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 04:59 PM (U2p+3)

Trump made people feel bad, cause he was a winner in life and reminds people they haven't been the successes they wanted to be.

Anyone looks at Joe and can feel better about themselves as they can easily see themselves as better than him.

Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 05:01 PM (Ojki1)

59 Marxist Museum history actors always stay in character.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2021 05:02 PM (qoz/n)

60
And now we have......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 04:59 PM (U2p+3)

A senile plagiarist, an over age strumpet in fishnets, a crackhead getting payoffs, and Ashley pf the rehab?

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 05:02 PM (ONvIw)

61 I love the embroidery on the dresses.
I've been frequenting a designer who does that kind of work. Granted, it's machine done and prolly in china, but. Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 05:02 PM (U2p+3)

62 There are a few other lines but I think they are quicker mates
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 04:57 PM (wYXd3)


I'll check, but from what I know, this assertion is not correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:02 PM (rINvD)

63
I think "Dr" Kate is a "doctor" of fabric.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 31, 2021 05:03 PM (Pe17D)

64 The fashion mag treatment of Michelle versus Melania was the clearest illustration of The Emperor's New Clothes the world has ever been given.

Anyone could see, who had, as Jesus put it, "eyes to see".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 05:03 PM (OssQ4)

65 A senile plagiarist, an over age strumpet in fishnets, a crackhead getting payoffs, and Ashley pf the rehab?
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 05:02 PM (ONvIw)

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No matter what anyone says, America really is the Land of Opportunity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:04 PM (+IW/b)

66 What is 48 cm in normal American ?


just the right size for bang bang when the boys run away

Posted by: Harry Reed at July 31, 2021 05:05 PM (bTQ72)

67 I just watched a video on the clean up at Venice Beach. They discovered that there were folks coming from European countries just to live on the beach. We'll have to see how long it lasts but it's amazing right now. Will take years to recover from it, of course.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 05:05 PM (YynYJ)

68 "Chess chick appears nonplussed."

I'm willing to learn all the opening moves to keep her across from me with that look, all afternoon.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:05 PM (49Exr)

69 Late to thread. Ran out of gas on the lake. Gas gauge is still fucked up.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 31, 2021 05:05 PM (FA3OC)

70 64 The fashion mag treatment of Michelle versus Melania was the clearest illustration of The Emperor's New Clothes the world has ever been given.

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I give you, the Kamala Harris step-thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:06 PM (+IW/b)

71 52 Ok. I just don't get it.

We had an incredibly successful businessman who loved the US without a doubt.

His wife is a fucking SUPERMODEL.

His kids are successful in their own right.

Wtf?

And now we have......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 04:59 PM (U2p+3)


A senile half-wit surrounded by America-hating psychopaths.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:06 PM (rINvD)

72
https://tinyurl.com/4ahzysbn

That is a link to the article discussing Melania on the Mexican Vanity Fair as the Nueva Jackie Kennedy mixed with a lot of "breakfast at Cartier".

Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 05:06 PM (ONvIw)

73 Hey all!! I try not to wear out my welcome so I don't do this very often (I hope) but since I've been layed up with this silly foot problem I've made some great pieces and they are available to buy now Just click on my nic and you will see what I've been up to.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2021 05:06 PM (nxdel)

74 "Late to thread. Ran out of gas on the lake. Gas gauge is still fucked up."

How does one get back from that?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:07 PM (49Exr)

75 or autocucumber?
Posted by: CN at July 31, 2021 04:54 PM (ONvIw)

It was a typo or autocorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2021 05:07 PM (k39e/)

76 I give you, the Kamala Harris step-thing.
Posted by: Cicero

I see your step-thing and raise you a lineman's boob-belt.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 05:08 PM (OssQ4)

77 intermediate:

1. Qa8+ Kd7
2. Nc5+ Kd6
3. Qd8+ RxQ
4. Re6 mate

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:09 PM (wYXd3)

78 Almost forgot, the weekly Women warriors

https://inchhighguy.wordpress.com/2021/07/31/
women-warriors-128/

Who knew so many cuties hide in the world's military?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:09 PM (Cxk7w)

79 "Late to thread. Ran out of gas on the lake. Gas gauge is still fucked up."

How does one get back from that?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:07
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If someone you know is on lake they can bring you gas. Otherwise, you wave arms looking for a tow.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 31, 2021 05:10 PM (FA3OC)

80 In photo #5, I see two snipers. Not counting the cute lasses.

Posted by: tbodie at July 31, 2021 05:10 PM (/nxus)

81 If someone you know is on lake they can bring you gas. Otherwise, you wave arms looking for a tow.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 31, 2021 05:10 PM (FA3OC)

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An enduring virtue of sails is that they never run out of gas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:11 PM (+IW/b)

82 Grampa, there's something on your chin.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 31, 2021 05:12 PM (W4eKo)

83 anyone see this?

Did SolarWinds hackers steal Trump court documents? Russians accessed email accounts of 27 federal prosecutors including in NY where Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell are being investigated

wonder what might drop next?

Posted by: Harry Reed at July 31, 2021 05:13 PM (bTQ72)

84 sock change

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 31, 2021 05:14 PM (bTQ72)

85
Did SolarWinds hackers steal Trump court documents? Russians accessed email accounts of 27 federal prosecutors including in NY where Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell are being investigated

wonder what might drop next?
Posted by: Harry Reed at July 31, 2021 05:13 PM (bTQ72)

*panic*
For the record, I am feeling fine and am in no way suicidal.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at July 31, 2021 05:16 PM (Ojki1)

86 Can't buy wind.

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2021 05:16 PM (r4sI4)

87 Did SolarWinds hackers steal Trump court documents? Russians accessed email accounts of 27 federal prosecutors including in NY where Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell are being investigated

wonder what might drop next?
Posted by: Harry Reed at July 31, 2021 05:13 PM (bTQ72)

PDT should cut them all off at the Pass, and release his taxes on his own. I doubt there is that much there would damage him. Maybe he has less money than he said, but he is till pretty damn rich. He is probably one of the most audited individuals on the planet.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2021 05:17 PM (Irn0L)

88 If you know your MPGs zero out your trip meter when you fill up.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:17 PM (hU6Zu)

89 Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:09 PM (wYXd3)

Right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:17 PM (rINvD)

90 Late to thread. Ran out of gas on the lake. Gas gauge is still fucked up.
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How do you row a pontoon boat?

Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 05:18 PM (+ya+t)

91 When the milk goes bad in your fridge just extend the expiration date:
https://tinyurl.com/5yvxh465

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2021 05:18 PM (r+sAi)

92 86 Can't buy wind.
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2021 05:16 PM (r4sI4)

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Not true. Every few months the pesky Jooos run a special.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:18 PM (+IW/b)

93
but I thought the Russians were close comrades of President Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 31, 2021 05:18 PM (Pe17D)

94 How do you row a pontoon boat?
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 05:18 PM (+ya+t)

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Are galley slaves still a thing?

Um, probably not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:19 PM (+IW/b)

95
The US Feds posing as "russian hackers" and the Fake News outlets they "leak" to need to get their hoaxes straight.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 31, 2021 05:20 PM (Pe17D)

96 Can't buy wind.
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2021 05:16 PM (r4sI4)

But you can break wind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2021 05:20 PM (Irn0L)

97 All these photos of ladies without masks are being investigated as mask misinformation.
//Bob from NSA

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2021 05:20 PM (EZebt)

98 I feel like I should know the 'who dis' pic with the dancing? redhead. But I'm no good at recognizing people in pictures.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 05:21 PM (Aashi)

99 Skip, thanks for that link. Can only say that if it's the IDF, or the Norwegian forces, or select parts of the Russian military - or Mexico - I surrender .....

Nice touch putting Elizabeth's photo in there. And she could fix that truck she's standing in front of, that was her war-time "MOE" in current terminology.

Different world. Lost world?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 31, 2021 05:21 PM (OTzUX)

100 Can't buy me love.

Posted by: Lennon-McCartney at July 31, 2021 05:22 PM (+IW/b)

101 100 Can't buy me love.
Posted by: Lennon-McCartney at July 31, 2021 05:22 PM (+IW/b)

But you can rent it.

Posted by: Huggy Bear at July 31, 2021 05:23 PM (Ojki1)

102 68 "Chess chick appears nonplussed."



I'm willing to learn all the opening moves to keep her across from me with that look, all afternoon.

you're willing to tell her of the opening moves of your homeworld?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 31, 2021 05:23 PM (BGdiD)

103 Needs more elbows.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

104 An enduring virtue of sails is that they never run out of gas.
Posted by: Cicero

I knew I liked you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (U2p+3)

105 rhomboid, SMH is in that class.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (SOMFK)

106 Thomas Lifson reads AoSHQ.
Ace receives a hat tip hyperlink.

https://is.gd/HV8mIV

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (hU6Zu)

107
"Late to thread. Ran out of gas on the lake. Gas gauge is still fucked up."

How does one get back from that?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Row well and live.

Posted by: Quintus Arrius at July 31, 2021 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

108 Can't buy me love.
Posted by: Lennon-McCartney at July 31, 2021 05:22 PM (+IW/b)


20 Dollars just like downtown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2021 05:26 PM (Irn0L)

109 Good day y'all!

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til ......
Central Denver (not downtown)

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

You don't want to miss out

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 05:26 PM (/UQ/R)

110 >>>48 cm waist
What a cow!

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 31, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

111 104 An enduring virtue of sails is that they never run out of gas.
Posted by: Cicero

I knew I liked you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (U2p+3

---------

Meet for coffee?

*flashes winning grin*

*scratches ass*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:27 PM (+IW/b)

112 Several years ago, I took my wife to a church ladies lunch. The guest speaker was going on and on about how beautiful and graceful Mike Obama is.

I whispered to my wife: "She's a wookie."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 31, 2021 05:27 PM (JVCkA)

113 Nowadays the women in the sepia tone photo would have been ostracized for their cultural appropriation, especially the woman on the right.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2021 05:28 PM (NpAcC)

114 Been running around all summer at home are foot, w6ent down basement for craft paint and pushed a steel square onto my foot, landed on 1 toe

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:30 PM (Cxk7w)

115 Mr Provocateur. You have one fuel sensor. Instead acting boldly like a aaa Captain Kirk.....you endangered the crew and ship.

Now if it was just a laqudazled day or a woman's charms situation then why wasn't the ship in a Code Pink?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2021 05:30 PM (qoz/n)

116 Ukrainian girl tiny and cute, she'll gut you like a fish.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:30 PM (hU6Zu)

117 I see many bloggers stop by here

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:31 PM (Cxk7w)

118 down basement for craft paint and pushed a steel square onto my foot, landed on 1 toe

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:30 PM (Cxk7w)
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Call Dr. Jill, she knows what to do.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:32 PM (hU6Zu)

119
Hey all!! I try not to wear out my welcome so I don't do this very often (I hope) but since I've been layed up with this silly foot problem I've made some great pieces and they are available to buy now Just click on my nic and you will see what I've been up to.
Posted by: Jewells45


How's your silly foot going?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 31, 2021 05:32 PM (Pe17D)

120 Now I probably can't put shoe's on

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:33 PM (Cxk7w)

121 118 down basement for craft paint and pushed a steel square onto my foot, landed on 1 toe

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:30 PM (Cxk7w)
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Call Dr. Jill, she knows what to do.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:32 PM (hU6Zu)

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Alternatively, you could ask The Horde. It is renowned for its medical advice,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:34 PM (+IW/b)

122 Young Elizabeth Warren on right in that B&W photo in front of the lincoln logs fort?

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2021 05:34 PM (786Ro)

123 Sooth, it's a little better but still hurts. I've been wrapping it and trying to stay off of it. If it's not better by Wednesday I'll call the doc.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2021 05:34 PM (nxdel)

124 If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a Ukrainian woman your wife
She'll take your house, your money and then her relatives will take your life.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:35 PM (SOMFK)

125 I have no idea what to contribute to this thread.
Sad.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2021 05:36 PM (cSyAR)

126 I once had something on my chin. Willie Brown.

Posted by: KAMALA, reminiscing at July 31, 2021 05:36 PM (786Ro)

127 Took off a bit of skin just before the toe nail, middle toe of right foot

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:37 PM (Cxk7w)

128
Hound Group 1 for Delilah at today's Longview KC show. No happiness in Best in Show, but at least we didn't go Reserve Best in Show (a.k.a. First Loser).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 05:37 PM (/U27+)

129 Kate's forearms are manly

Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2021 05:37 PM (786Ro)

130 Skip, lots of ice immediately.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:38 PM (SOMFK)

131 O.M. Sent you an email with posting question.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:38 PM (wYXd3)

132 Cuticles. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:39 PM (+IW/b)

133 Hey, all, I missed the Pet Thread,

Condolences to all those who have lost an animal friend this week.

Somebody asked about ivermectin. I got a tube of the horse paste, a dispensing syringe of it, I mean, from Tractor Supply. There is a store locally, but I ordered online. Miss Linda measured out her dose this week and took it in some peanut butter. (It does not taste like apple as the box says.) Two small side effects: a kind of cold-spike in her forehead between the eyes for a couple of minutes, and a bit of sniffling for about as long, and that was it.

I haven't taken mine yet. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2021 05:39 PM (+nNqu)

134 Hadrian, have you found a sire for the eventual pups?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:40 PM (SOMFK)

135 Why why why, Delilah?

Posted by: T. Jones at July 31, 2021 05:40 PM (+IW/b)

136 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings to you OM!

Wish I knew how to play chess. One of those things I just never learned.

Is 50 years old too late to start?

Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2021 05:41 PM (mZUr4)

137 Doof no

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:41 PM (Cxk7w)

138 If you keep Facebooking me...while I'll take a staged super gross photo of my spleen with garnish.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2021 05:41 PM (qoz/n)

139 Doof, not at all.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:42 PM (SOMFK)

140 I haven't taken mine yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I'd be interested in finding out the dosage for people. Also, is it something people should take to stave off the 'rona, as a prophylactics? Or just take it if you get the 'rona, or think you may have been exposed?

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 05:42 PM (L3Rsz)

141 Wish I knew how to play chess. One of those things I just never learned.

Is 50 years old too late to start?
Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2021 05:41 PM (mZUr4)

-/---/--

Sadly, yes, but lucky for you Candyland is still an achievable goal.

Posted by: T. Jones at July 31, 2021 05:43 PM (+IW/b)

142 My local pub is having a drag queen night.
Vomit

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2021 05:43 PM (cSyAR)

143 Dave Reaboi is a moron and I am pretty sure Schlichter reads here.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)

144 I feel like I should know the 'who dis' pic with the dancing? redhead. But I'm no good at recognizing people in pictures.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021


***
She does look familiar. No doubt she's someone whom we're used to seeing as older, or in B & W photos only, and so it's hard to recognize her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2021 05:44 PM (+nNqu)

145 I infect easily.
The first thing I do is spray the wound with
Demmoplast First Aid spray.

I take the nozzle and put it flush to the wound and spay until the medication hits the spot. - you'll know when it hits the spot.

The aerosol forces the medication all the way through the wound and it washes the wound. Also the propellant, propane, is antibacterial.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (hU6Zu)

146 Wolfus, 1cc of Ivermec for each 110 lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (SOMFK)

147 98 I feel like I should know the 'who dis' pic with the dancing? redhead. But I'm no good at recognizing people in pictures.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 05:21 PM (Aashi)


Yes, my first pic past the twitter pics are usually a 'who dis' pic.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (rINvD)

148 Dermoplast First Aid spray

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (hU6Zu)

149 Took off a bit of skin just before the toe nail, middle toe of right foot
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Lost both toe nails playing volley ball one time. A little long I guess but they grew back. Buddy's wife lost one and it never grew back. She paints the skin.

Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (+ya+t)

150 Skip on your foot you should slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (mbFEM)

151 The text in the lower right of the dancing or stoned redhead's pic might give a clue to her identity, but it's not very legible.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2021 05:45 PM (+nNqu)

152 Wolfus, 1cc of Ivermec for each 110 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thank you!

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 05:46 PM (L3Rsz)

153 112 Several years ago, I took my wife to a church ladies lunch. The guest speaker was going on and on about how beautiful and graceful Mike Obama is.

I whispered to my wife: "She's a wookie."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 31, 2021 05:27 PM (JVCkA)
================
Reminds me of something that happened years ago:
Someone was saying the Our Father, and when they got to "and lead us not into temptation" I whispered, "no need, I can find it by myself"

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:46 PM (wYXd3)

154 106 Thomas Lifson reads AoSHQ.
Ace receives a hat tip hyperlink.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:25 PM (hU6Zu)


This is known. Once upon a time, i got an e-mail from him commenting on something I had written.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:47 PM (rINvD)

155 Sultry red head looks a bit like Gillian Anderson aka Scully.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)

156 "Is 50 years old too late to start?"

Never too late.

And even better to start these days, as there are so many delightful young ladies willing to teach old dogs new tricks

https://tinyurl.com/2smf2zcs

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:48 PM (49Exr)

157 Should go see what antiseptic I have, lucky it was mini square not my full size framing square.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)

158 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabelle_Adjani

Dancing redhead.

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at July 31, 2021 05:48 PM (vlXMQ)

159 131 O.M. Sent you an email with posting question.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:38 PM (wYXd3)


Uh oh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 05:48 PM (rINvD)

160 I haven't taken mine yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I'd be interested in finding out the dosage for people. Also, is it something people should take to stave off the 'rona, as a prophylactics? Or just take it if you get the 'rona, or think you may have been exposed?
Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021


***
The dosage goes by body weight, both for people and for horses. The "syringe" is not a needle, it's a plastic barrel with a plunger. You set a knob at the correct marker, lock it, then push the plunger, and the right amount of paste comes out. It's 1 ml (? I think) per 100 lbs. of body weight.

As far as I know, it can either be a prophylactic, or be used as a med if you're showing symptoms.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2021 05:49 PM (+nNqu)

161 PSA, if your buying Ivermectin in the horse variety the first click on the plunger is set for 250lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:49 PM (SOMFK)

162 Wolfus, 1cc of Ivermec for each 110 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021


***
That sounds better than 1 ml/100 lbs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2021 05:49 PM (+nNqu)

163
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:40 PM (SOMFK)

________

That's Her Majesty's department. I'm just a swabbie on this ship. Lila's sister Dot will be sent off later this year to be bred; we'll get a pick puppy back.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 05:50 PM (/U27+)

164 The dosage goes by body weight, both for people and for horses. The "syringe" is not a needle, it's a plastic barrel with a plunger. You set a knob at the correct marker, lock it, then push the plunger, and the right amount of paste comes out. It's 1 ml (? I think) per 100 lbs. of body weight.

As far as I know, it can either be a prophylactic, or be used as a med if you're showing symptoms.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Thank you so much. Very helpful!

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 05:50 PM (L3Rsz)

165 For God's sake, don't get sucked into one of those horrible Chess Brothels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:50 PM (+IW/b)

166 Several years ago, I took my wife to a church ladies lunch. The guest speaker was going on and on about how beautiful and graceful Mike Obama is.

I whispered to my wife: "She's a wookie."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 31, 2021 05:27 PM (JVCkA)
================
Reminds me of something that happened years ago:
Someone was saying the Our Father, and when they got to "and lead us not into temptation" I whispered, "no need, I can find it by myself"
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:46 PM (wYXd3)
***

'ol Paddy and his missus were attending couples therapy when he heard the speaker say 85% of all husbands don't know their wife's favorite flower. He leans over to her and says, "Yours is self-rising, right?"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 05:51 PM (axyOa)

167 161 PSA, if your buying Ivermectin in the horse variety the first click on the plunger is set for 250lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:49 PM (SOMFK)

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I'll take two.

+brrraaaaaap*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 31, 2021 05:52 PM (+IW/b)

168 Sundown (Gordon Lightfoot/Honey Badger)

Wandering all around a blank look on his face
Thinking to himself, "Where the hell is this place?"

Sundown, dementia attack
So get Joe his meds so that he can bounce back
Sundown, dementia attack
So get Joe his meds so that he can bounce back

Kamala's biding her time wants to take his place
She don't want to wait for the '24 race

Sometimes I think she's insane
She thinks she's presidential, is she really that vain?
So sometimes I think she's insane
She thinks she's presidential, is she really that vain?

Teleprompting every word so there's no mistakes
We'll use cue cards, ear pieces, whatever it takes.

Sundown, dementia attack
So get Joe his meds so that he can bounce back
Sundown, that's it for today
Load him up on his meds tomorrow he'll be OK

'Dr' Jill like Eleanor she's running the place
When Joe's lost in the Rose Garden,
she's on the case

Most folks they think she's in charge
She thinks she's a real doctor and likes living large.

Sundown, dementia attack
Looking more drugged than Hunter, after smoking crack
Sundown, dementia attack
So get Joe his meds so that he can bounce back

Sundown, that's it for today
Load him up on his meds tomorrow he'll be OK

(Insert "C'mon man!" )

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 05:54 PM (rINvD)

169 cc and ml is the same measurement
one is French

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:55 PM (hU6Zu)

170 Ivermectin has been the greatest parasitic ever invented. It works on the neurological system of the parasite so there is no ability to develope an immunity

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:56 PM (SOMFK)

171 As far as I know, it can either be a prophylactic, or be used as a med if you're showing symptoms.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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And you'll shit worms for three days.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 05:56 PM (hU6Zu)

172 I successfully replaced an oil pressure sender on the blaster truck.

In order to get to it I had to remove the fuel line.

Which should really be put back on before you try to crank it back up.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)

173 Now that men are toxic does that women and children firs thing still apply?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2021 05:58 PM (cSyAR)

174 For God's sake, don't get sucked into one of those horrible Chess Brothels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 05:50 PM (+IW/b)

Chess Brothel?

Great. Now that's in my imagination. Thanks alot!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 05:58 PM (49Exr)

175 Braenyard, Sure'nuff some people are going to be surprised!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:58 PM (SOMFK)

176 And you'll shit worms for three days.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24

A fisherman's DREAM !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2021 05:59 PM (arJlL)

177 Read somewhere recently Pfizer stands to make 33 billion from the jab.

Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 06:00 PM (+ya+t)

178 170 Ivermectin has been the greatest parasitic ever invented. It works on the neurological system of the parasite so there is no ability to develope an immunity

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 05:56 PM (SOMFK)


Huh. I wonder why an anti-parasitic helps with a viral infection.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:00 PM (rINvD)

179 FCCC has the ivermectin dosage. IIRC but don't trust me it was the same dosage per lb as for worming horses. I used what I figured was 200 lbs. (as a horse wormer Ivermectin has a huge safety factor) They label it clearly for 250 lb increments and then it gets harder to tell.

And yes, I believe you take Ivermectin every 2 weeks to ward off the wuFlu, or 2 doses 48 hrs apart for exposed, or 1x/day for 3-4 days if sick. I did the 2 doses, when I thought dad 'might' have the wuFlu and didn't want to get to feeling as punky as him and him maybe get to point of needing hospital. Not doing the every 2 weeks thing, I'm not around a lot of people.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 06:01 PM (Aashi)

180 Where does a person get Invermectin for humans ? Isn't it prescription only ?

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2021 06:01 PM (V13WU)

181 Shoot. I forgot to stop by the coffee thread, so I will say it here.

Kensington Coffee's 'Farmer Kelly's Breakfast Blend' made for a SUPER cold-brew. Smooth, rich and lovely.

I actually sous-vided it, and it was done in two hours. Quick filter pour-through and I have jars of delicious cold coffee in the fridge.

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:02 PM (L3Rsz)

182 Chess Brothel

"Hey Baby, want to take me en passant ?"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 06:03 PM (49Exr)

183 The media lost all credibility with their hostility to Melania.
Well they had none previously but I hope you know what I mean.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2021 06:03 PM (cSyAR)

184 I read that Ivermectin has an 84% success rate.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:03 PM (hU6Zu)

185 Braenyard, Sure'nuff some people are going to be surprised!
Posted by: Ben Had

Well, we just won't..ya know..look. LOL!

Posted by: lizatbh at July 31, 2021 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)

186 My Ivermectin RX is 3mg weekly. Started with 3mg and then another 3mg 48 hours later, then the 3mg weekly after that.

Comically it's known as the Sunday-Sunday medicine in 3rd world sh*tholes because it's a lot easier to call it that than to try to explain dosing to natives. Just take it every Sunday.

My doctor was very appreciative of the East Virginia Medical School prophylactic and treatment protocol that I sent him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:04 PM (9nwlC)

187 OM, I have had that thought as well. I just have no clue. Parasite do cast off certain enzymes.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:04 PM (SOMFK)

188 Thanks for posting the song O.M. Any ideas on why I couldn't?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (wYXd3)

189 I actually sous-vided it, and it was done in two hours. Quick filter pour-through and I have jars of delicious cold coffee in the fridge.
Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:02 PM (L3Rsz)


How do you do your cold brew? I use that "Toddy" soaker thing and I steep the mixture for or 5 days before harvesting.

Two hours is impressive.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (rINvD)

190 Comically it's known as the Sunday-Sunday medicine in 3rd world sh*tholes because it's a lot easier to call it that than to try to explain dosing to natives. Just take it every Sunday.
___

We had to take Lariam every Wednesday in Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (+tqLU)

191 I read that Ivermectin has an 84% success rate.

**

The one that did it for me (beyond entire continents stopping their problems) was the test where they gave X number of doctors and nurses the medicine, and didn't give it to Y doctors and nurses. IIRC 6% of the dosed group tested positive (I'm not sure about symptoms), and something like 90% of the no-Ivermectin group did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (9nwlC)

192 Countries, not continents. Sorry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:06 PM (9nwlC)

193 Put my hand sanitizer on it, that stuff will let you know where every cut is on your hands.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

194 And yes, I believe you take Ivermectin every 2 weeks to ward off the wuFlu, or 2 doses 48 hrs apart for exposed, or 1x/day for 3-4 days if sick. I did the 2 doses, when I thought dad 'might' have the wuFlu and didn't want to get to feeling as punky as him and him maybe get to point of needing hospital. Not doing the every 2 weeks thing, I'm not around a lot of people.
Posted by: PaleRider

Also very helpful..thank you! Taking notes.

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)

195 so does ivermectin give you the runs, or cramos, when you take it?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 06:06 PM (oEn12)

196 Cold brew coffee with a spot of cream is fantastic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 06:07 PM (U2p+3)

197 I have always trusted my Vet before anyone in the medical field. The same medication for UTI is a respiratory treatment in horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:07 PM (SOMFK)

198 My local pub is having a drag queen night.
Vomit
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2021 05:43 PM (cSyAR)

Actually, back in the day, drag shows were fun and usually featured singers and impersonators doing their thing. All with a bit of humor and all in good fun.

Nowadays who knows with all the tight asses looking to accuse people of discrimination, etc.

Go and have fun and send us a CAAR!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2021 06:07 PM (R/m4+)

199 188 Thanks for posting the song O.M. Any ideas on why I couldn't?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (wYXd3)


Did you get my e-mail?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:08 PM (rINvD)

200 so does ivermectin give you the runs, or cramos, when you take it?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 06:06 PM (oEn12)

**

Nope.

And that's what's bizarre. It's one of the safest medicines ever made. Pretty much zero downside for 99.99% of the population.

Even for pro-virus people, it's inexcusable that doctors aren't prescribing it in addition to the vaccine. Literally no downside, and all upside.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:09 PM (9nwlC)

201 How do you do your cold brew? ""

Here's a link that explains the sous vide method. I really, really like it. I'd do a 24 hour bean-soak before I learned I could use the sous vide method.

https://tinyurl.com/477xvjwr

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:09 PM (L3Rsz)

202 196 Cold brew coffee with a spot of cream is fantastic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2021 06:07 PM (U2p+3)


Cold brew coffee has a distinctive aroma and flavor, I don't know why, but both are lovely.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:10 PM (rINvD)

203 Cold brew coffee with a spot of cream is fantastic.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of the true pleasures of life.

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:11 PM (L3Rsz)

204 I have always trusted my Vet before anyone in the medical field. The same medication for UTI is a respiratory treatment in horses.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:07 PM (SOMFK)
***

OH!!!
Hey!!!
Muldoon! Look over here! Halley's Comet!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 06:11 PM (axyOa)

205 Thank you to those who responded to my question about trying to learn chess at age 50. I'll give it a go!

Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2021 06:12 PM (mZUr4)

206 Those are real pretty Jewells

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 06:12 PM (oEn12)

207 Actually, back in the day, drag shows were fun and usually featured singers and impersonators doing their thing. All with a bit of humor and all in good fun.

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***This***

Dragshows we're over-the-top hoots with no political agenda. They were hilariously entertaining.

No more.

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 31, 2021 06:13 PM (+IW/b)

208 ___

We had to take Lariam every Wednesday in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (+tqLU)
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Good afternoon, Wednesday Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:13 PM (hU6Zu)

209 Holy crap, EVMS.edu has pulled Dr. Marik's ivermectin .pdf down from the website.

The important thing to remember is that only untested, new medication that doesn't accomplish much of anything should be trusted, and untested, old medication that has a 90% or so success rate should be avoided until twenty years of blind studies have been performed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:13 PM (9nwlC)

210 Not the Bee
Staffer Hands Biden A Note Saying To Wipe His Chin, The President Then Wipes It And Puts Whatever Was On His Chin In His Mouth???

Not the burn they think this is. It's pretty much the entire purpose of a beard. Kudos to Doltin' Joe for doing it without a net.

Posted by: Downcast at July 31, 2021 06:13 PM (JjMWb)

211 Off, nasty bone killer sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 06:13 PM (+IW/b)

212 199 188 Thanks for posting the song O.M. Any ideas on why I couldn't?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 06:05 PM (wYXd3)

Did you get my e-mail?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:08 PM (rINvD)
=============
Yep got it and responded. Also for Advanced problem, is there a line where white can hold out over 5 moves?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 06:14 PM (wYXd3)

213 will Ivermectin make you poop out dead worms?


that sounds fun

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 31, 2021 06:14 PM (bTQ72)

214 Good afternoon, Wednesday Wednesday.
Posted by: Braenyard
___

wut?

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2021 06:14 PM (+tqLU)

215 Diogenes, there are lots of good doctors that are hampered by insurance providers. I can up the dog dosage or lower the horse dosage according to need.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:15 PM (SOMFK)

216 will Ivermectin make you poop out dead worms?

**

I was sort of interested in if it was doing any good re: deworming, so I checked.

I was apparently already worm free.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:15 PM (9nwlC)

217 195: Other than an aftertaste (I just globbed wormer on some bread and had very tiny wormer sandwich) I had zero side effects. If you got to TSC or order online from someplace like ValleyVet make sure you get Ivermectin for horses (or possibly dogs) and that it is ONLY ivermectin. A lot of cattle wormers have ivermectin but also have other anti-parasite ingredients that I highly doubt were originally developed in Japan as anti-virals and may not be safe to consume.

Anecdotally I know someone who had undiagnosed Limes disease, who thought they had worms from Vietnam service. Other horse wormers would help for a bit, when they took Ivermectin (in hospital, human version) probably over a decade ago now, it cleared up their Limes disease.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 06:15 PM (Aashi)

218 The CDC's recent flip-flop on masks, now saying that even the vaccinated should go back to wearing masks when in higher-risk places, is based on a single study that looked at a recent Covid outbreak in Barnstable County MA. The vaccinated were getting infected at alarming rates you see. You can find the study here: https://tinyurl.com/92nkmt

What's left out of the study is that the big town in Barnstable is Provincetown. P-Town has been a gay mecca for decades. At the time of the study, P-Town was in full gay pride swing with an influx of out-of-towners who came for the "frigging in the rigging.".

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:17 PM (ZHVt1)

219 > Nowadays who knows with all the tight asses looking to accuse people of discrimination, etc.

There are no "tight asses" in a tranny show these days. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2021 06:17 PM (BFigT)

220 From the study: "During July 3-17, 2021, multiple summer events and large public gatherings were held in a town in Barnstable County, Massachusetts, that attracted thousands of tourists from across the United States." No mention of what was the attraction.

There are many problems with the CDC Barnstable study. It never mentions Provincetown Cape Cod as the epicenter and the gay orgies going on. Calling it Barnstable County makes it sound suburban white bread. This is intentional. Shades of ignoring AIDS transmission

Making national policy from a single study with these "issues" is

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:17 PM (ZHVt1)

221 I assume that Maddow will now spend a couple weeks going over Trumps tax returns on the air.

Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2021 06:18 PM (Fj2Kv)

222 Other horse wormers would help for a bit, when they took Ivermectin (in hospital, human version) probably over a decade ago now, it cleared up their Limes disease.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 06:15 PM (Aashi)

**

I've read some similar anecdotes about a number of ills.

It's disturbing to consider - knowing what we now know post-2020 about Science and medicine - that actual solutions to problems might be discouraged.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:18 PM (9nwlC)

223 The are idiots who still think that Trump told people to inject bleach.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:18 PM (rINvD)

224 PaleRider, you made a very important point. Make sure you only use the horse variety.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:18 PM (SOMFK)

225 Is that Katie Holmes in pink. Now I know what Tom Cruise saw in her.

Who's the Lady in Scarlet?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:19 PM (ZHVt1)

226 Diogenes, there are lots of good doctors that are hampered by insurance providers. I can up the dog dosage or lower the horse dosage according to need.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:15 PM (SOMFK)

I concur.
Its just your comment just struck me as funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 06:19 PM (axyOa)

227 Yep got it and responded. Also for Advanced problem, is there a line where white can hold out over 5 moves?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at July 31, 2021 06:14 PM (wYXd3)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:20 PM (rINvD)

228 Anne Barnhardt's site has dosage too: barnhardt.biz

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 06:20 PM (YynYJ)

229 PaleRider.........Morondezvous?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 06:20 PM (/UQ/R)

230 Make sure you only use the horse variety.
Posted by: Ben Had

Something like this?

https://tinyurl.com/4drr2jmt

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:21 PM (L3Rsz)

231 7/30/21_ In the latest Rasmussen poll, Biden is now at a 47 percent approval rating, with 52 percent disapproval.

Worse, his Strong Approval number is only 27 percent, compared to a Strong Disapproval of 42.

That gives him a minus-15 in Rasmussen's approval index numbers. _American Spectator

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:22 PM (hU6Zu)

232 OregonMuse

Son Youn Ju, your Korean model girlfriend, has sad eyes in this picture.

She normally is a bit more vibrant. She does wear polka dots well, but a uni-color outfit like last week seems to show better. JMHO.

I appreciate all the sacrifices you and your browser make for the Rants, the Dress thread, and especially the book thread. Keep recovering.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

233 When Trump's taxes are released to the cable news, every single Congressman and staffer with access and the judge who ordered the release will all be arrested and sent to no-bail jail until the FBI can find all the leakers....right?

Posted by: Downcast at July 31, 2021 06:22 PM (JjMWb)

234 225 Is that Katie Holmes in pink. Now I know what Tom Cruise saw in her.

Who's the Lady in Scarlet?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:19 PM (ZHVt1)


No, there is only one 'who dis' pic just below the historical dresses, and it's...

(drum roll...)

Isabelle Adjani.

(cue: applause)

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:22 PM (rINvD)

235 WDS. I'm not ready to commit yet, there is a horse event in SD that weekend. But I'll be just back from a short vacation so probably won't want to drive to SD so will go to the morondezvous. What is the deadline to commit?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 31, 2021 06:23 PM (Aashi)

236 7/30/21_ In the latest Rasmussen poll, Biden is now at a 47 percent approval rating, with 52 percent disapproval.

*

Imagine if the mainstream media showed him eating boogers off of his chin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:23 PM (9nwlC)

237 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

thank you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:23 PM (rINvD)

238 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

May you feed your dogs on the feral hogs you drop with your present.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

239 Diogenes, as it should. I can go to my fridge or medicine cabinet and have medications for a multitude of things.
The scariest thing I have ever dealt with is nicotine acetate. It will kill you if you even scratch yourself with a needle.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:24 PM (SOMFK)

240 Sorry, but I'd bet it's Katie Holmes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:24 PM (ZHVt1)

241
NFL sucks even more, part #2393494:

KC Chiefs "retire" "Warpaint" mascot.

From what I understand, "Warpaint" is a horse. A real horse, I believe.

"Fuck you, bigot horse!," says NFL.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 31, 2021 06:25 PM (xomre)

242 PaleRider.......August 13th

Hope you can!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 06:25 PM (/UQ/R)

243 Horses are definitely racist against indians, same as the wheel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:26 PM (9nwlC)

244 240 Sorry, but I'd bet it's Katie Holmes.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:24 PM (ZHVt1)


I didn't think it was Isabelle, either, but image search confirms.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:26 PM (rINvD)

245 "Worse, his Strong Approval number is only 27 percent, compared to a Strong Disapproval of 42.
That gives him a minus-15 in Rasmussen's approval index numbers. _American Spectator"

This is significant as this poll tracks intensity well. IIRC, negative 15 was Trump's outer bound. He was usually in single digits or better. Which is why he won in 2020

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:26 PM (ZHVt1)

246
Pale Rider?

He's banned, too!

Posted by: the NFL at July 31, 2021 06:26 PM (xomre)

247 25% of Republican men have a favorable view of White Nationalists. That's higher favorability than the Media and Congress.
lololololololol
This comes on the heels of 47% of Republicans say the time will come to take the law into their own hands according to The Hill on Friday.
I think both numbers are higher.

https://gab.com/a/posts/106677670845476943

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2021 06:27 PM (hggx5)

248 The Barnhardt page is very helpful, and I see the paste I was wondering about in the vid.

Posted by: lizabth at July 31, 2021 06:28 PM (L3Rsz)

249 NaCly, Eromero and I had a great discussion about what we consider worth harvesting in feral pigs. No Boars, just kill'em and no sows over 50lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:28 PM (SOMFK)

250 Trump's tax returns run a thousand pages a year easy and are require a CPA Cert to even remotely comprehend. Them taking the summary on a CNN show and looking at AGI and tax owed is idiotic.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 31, 2021 06:29 PM (oWBc3)

251 The whole point of getting President Trump's taxes is to learn who he does business with and go after them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 06:31 PM (axyOa)

252 They would cherry pick his returns.

I doubt that they will be released.
If they are released it will open Pandora's box. And Congress doesn't wan't that.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:32 PM (hU6Zu)

253 Ignoramus

I saw a very good paper in 2004 on how marriage and successful kids was becoming a oligarchical differentiation marker. I.E. who is left after the deplorables are snuffed

Family Courts and culture went out of their way to crush married men and fathers.

Know disease vector behavior has been encourages since Fauci and AIDS. Deliberately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

254 The Kansas City Chief of Kansas City, Missouri?

"The name Missouri derives from ouemessourita, an Algonquian term that refers to "people with canoes (made from logs)," and the popular mistranslation "muddy water" derives from Pekitanoui"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 06:33 PM (49Exr)

255 Someone give Diogenes a cigar

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:33 PM (Cxk7w)

256 solutions up

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:34 PM (rINvD)

257 Diogenes, By gosh, I think you've got it. The old isolate the target effect.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:36 PM (SOMFK)

258 Got to go, alas.

Left a reciprocating saw hanging from a tree. We are between thunderstorms (usually a day ending in y in Kansas).

If it was a one-iron, I'd go out in a thunderstorm. I'd be safe holding it over my head.

Have a great night, everyone. May you be blessed with bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

259 9 Me too. I don't usually find even the beginners problem easy. This one was.

1... Rh3+
2. gxh3 Qh2#

Posted by: jdgalt1 at July 31, 2021 06:36 PM (3SFo/)

260 Someone give Diogenes a cigar
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:33 PM (Cxk7w)


No worries. Got a Padron ready to go.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 06:37 PM (axyOa)

261 251 The whole point of getting President Trump's taxes is to learn who he does business with and go after them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 06:31 PM (axyOa)


Exactly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 31, 2021 06:37 PM (rINvD)

262 OK, I believed you guys that watched "Justified" but I just want Ava to shoot Boyd in the fucking head.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:38 PM (SOMFK)

263 I doubt that they will be released.
If they are released it will open Pandora's box. And Congress doesn't wan't that.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:32 PM (hU6Zu)


Oh, how little you know.

Posted by: National Bureau of Double Standards at July 31, 2021 06:39 PM (rINvD)

264 @ElectionWiz 18m

LOOK at the protest in Nice, France against the government's vaccine passport!

https://tinyurl.com/yfro273k

Da French seem a tad pissed.

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2021 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

265 thx PaleRider, for that note on Lymes ... reall popular up here in WI (major deer-tick country) & nice to know I have the treatment available.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at July 31, 2021 06:43 PM (uQuhA)

266 LOOK at the protest in Nice, France against the government's vaccine passport!

*

A moron posted a really great observation earlier:

This nightmare will end once you no longer comply.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:44 PM (9nwlC)

267 To get a mass of people politically motivated takes a simple rallying point. The French are finding it with the vaccine passport.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2021 06:44 PM (ZHVt1)

268 Nice, France against the government's vaccine passport!

https://tinyurl.com/yfro273k

Da French seem a tad pissed.
Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2021 06:41 PM (cF8AT)
--------------------

Beautiful. They've been at it for a week.
MuddyCron is in deep dodo.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:45 PM (hU6Zu)

269 We that have a 1st amendment gripe on blogsites. Those that don't have freedom of speech take to the streets.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:45 PM (SOMFK)

270 WebMD
@WebMD
Sex should be removed as a legal designation on the public part of birth certificates, the American Medical Association (AMA) said Monday. https://wb.md/3i41qIY

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Every time I think we've hit rock bottom they dig a little deeper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 31, 2021 06:46 PM (d9FiS)

271

At the beginning of next year, California will begin enforcing an animal welfare proposition approved overwhelmingly by voters in 2018 that requires more space for breeding pigs.

California will lose almost all of its pork supply, much of which comes from Iowa, and pork producers will face higher costs to regain a key market.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

272 A moron posted a really great observation earlier:

This nightmare will end once you no longer comply.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 31, 2021 06:44 PM (9nwlC)

I don't know how not to comply anymore than I already am.

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2021 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

273 AMA, go fuck yourself on a cactus you pandering, pussified, pieces of shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:49 PM (SOMFK)

274 Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Trans BLM band Y.G.S.L.R.H. S.T.F.U.T. is performing live today outside the Wi Spa in Los Angeles. The spa has been the staging ground for violent antifa clashes against those who oppose the spa for allegedly allowing a person with a penis to be nude around women & girls.

-
TransJenner BLM band playing for Antifa. And what of the furries?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 31, 2021 06:50 PM (d9FiS)

275 Could use pain relief for my toe now.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

276 Skip. Put some damn ice on it NOW

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:52 PM (SOMFK)

277 "OK, I believed you guys that watched "Justified" but I just want Ava to shoot Boyd in the fucking head."

Wait for it...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 06:52 PM (49Exr)

278 269 ...Those that don't have freedom of speech take to the streets.

Posted by: Ben Had
----------------------------

Say the magic woids and win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o_umKOTXIs

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:53 PM (hU6Zu)

279 I should have iced it awhile ago

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

280 Sex should be removed as a legal designation on the public part of birth certificates, the American Medical Association (AMA) said Monday. https://wb.md/3i41qIY

From official records? Does that include medical records? Because I'm pretty sure the sex of the patient is relevant in medicine. You guys have become parody.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 31, 2021 06:55 PM (49Exr)

281 Skip, yes dammit you should have done it immediately. Don't make me come back there.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2021 06:55 PM (SOMFK)

282 Heh.Depiction of Macron as Hitler Tests France's Tolerance for Satire.

Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

283
nood movies

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2021 06:56 PM (DUIap)

284 Those of you with Collies, German Shepherds and other genetically susceptible dogs need to make sure they cannot find equine syringes of ivermectin to chew. Ivermectin in large doses is highly toxic to those breeds as it can pass the blood brain barrier due to a genetic anomaly.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2021 06:56 PM (omb4h)

285 282 Heh.Depiction of Macron as Hitler Tests France's Tolerance for Satire.
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)
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The other day they stormed a city hall, took down his picture, stomped on it, then took it out on the balcony and tore it up in front of a cheering crowd.

Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 06:58 PM (hU6Zu)

286 Hadrian, congrats on Delilah's latest tibbon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 07:02 PM (oEn12)

287 There is a dog wormer that shows some promise with brain cancer in humans. But we mustn't test anything like that. Too much money for Big Pharma in things that don't work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 07:13 PM (Q8d2j)

288 *ribbon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 07:13 PM (oEn12)

289 Could use pain relief for my toe now.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:50 PM

I should have iced it awhile ago
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2021 06:53 PM


Are you stuck for some reason? Get a bucket of ice, but it, and yourself in the bed of a pickup, and apply.

The truck and the toe job will get you unstuck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2021 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

290 No masks to be seen anywhere at today's Truck and Tractor Pull at Boone County KY Fairgrounds today.

(though there are lots of potential co-morbidities waddling around)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2021 07:17 PM (eRIsq)

291 Ever since the Chess Thread with "The Most Beautiful" chess player, you have posted a bundle of women chess players much prettier than she was.
I just notice more now that a standard was set.

Posted by: Advo at July 31, 2021 07:19 PM (SEqlD)

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