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The Morning Report - 7/30/21

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Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and the saga of the struggle for freedom and the reactionary forces of naked Leftist tyranny attempting to crush all resistance continues across multiple fronts. The reason is simple. Everything this illegal, illegitimate junta has done in the course of only six months has absolutely wrecked this nation from end to end. The propagandists can neither spin nor hide it. We know it, they know it, and they know that we know it. If any party in power had fouled things up to even a fraction of the extent this one has, it would get its ass handed to them in the subsequent midterms. Look what happened to Clinton in '94, and that was on the correct perception of what he and his hideous wife wanted to do legislatively if given the chance.

The bottom line is, they used the cover of a pandemic to help rig the 2016 election, and in advance of 2022, bearing in mind what I stated above, they need to create more fear and paranoia to prevent the wave of election integrity laws from nixing the disastrous mail-in balloting, thereby taking away their ill-gotten majorities. The "Jim Crow 2: Put Y'all Back in Chains" Boogaloo attacking said laws isn't cutting it, and the first hints of what the election audits are revealing are making a significant percentage of even average Democrats (based on recent polling) admit that at best, 2020 wasn't exactly kosher.

So, right on cue, here comes the dominatrix with the ball-gag and Pfizer-filled enema bag to get you in line. But this seems to be backfiring on the junta big time.

Two of the country's largest teachers' unions refuse to mandate [Chinese] COVID-19 vaccinations for their members, even as public schools require vaccinations for their students. The National Education Association (NEA) and American Federation of Teachers (AFT) are pushing against mandatory teacher vaccinations as the 2021-22 school year approaches, instead asking for weekly testing and other alternatives. . .

. . . The move contradicts remarks made in September 2020 by AFT president Randi Weingarten. At the time, she said she supported mandating [Chinese] COVID-19 vaccines for teachers once they were approved and made readily available. The powerful teachers' unions are breaking with labor leadership in their approach. AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka said Tuesday he supports a vaccine mandate for union workers.

But wait, there's more!

California's largest state worker union has demanded government officials "come to the bargaining table" over Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom's mandate requiring all state employees to show proof of full [Chinese] COVID-19 vaccination by August 2 or be subject to weekly testing.

Service Employees International Union (SEIU) Local 1000 President Richard Louis Brown posted a letter to social media on Wednesday to the California Department of Human Resources (CalHR). Written by the union's chief counsel, the letter claimed "the Governor abruptly turned away from the legal requirements of notice and bargaining" by changing work conditions for the local's 96,000 members.

Brown said he "did not consult" the union's board before the document was drafted, a move that has reportedly divided members, according to The Sacramento Bee. A press release from Brown said that Newsom never specified how the vaccine verification mandate would be implemented by state agencies and went on to question whether the requirement "was a knee-jerk reaction to the rising number of [Chinese] COVID-19 cases."

And if you order right now, even more discord!

Various media outlets have reported that the White House is considering mandatory COVID-19 [Chinese coronavirus] vaccination as a condition of employment for federal employees. Maintaining the health and safety of our members is of paramount importance. While the APWU leadership continues to encourage postal workers to voluntarily get vaccinated, it is not the role of the federal government to mandate vaccinations for the employees we represent. Issues related to vaccinations and testing for COVID-19 in the workplace must be negotiated with the APWU. At this time the APWU opposes the mandating of COVID-19 vaccinations in relation to U.S. postal workers.

Gee, I never guessed that the UFT, NEA, SEIU and APWU were knuckle-dragging, MAGA hat-wearing, bitter-clinging, anti-science, Bible-thumping inbred, unwashed, backward red state vaccine refuseniks. Did you? Seriously, those four are at the tippy top of the organized labor big time Democrat pyramid. If these statements are just a means to strong-arm Biden into a payoff, it's a really stupid way to go about it; by publicly rebuking the Big Guy Gets 10% Crime Family.

The alarming thing though is that what the government ultimately can't do, the private sector - which to a greater or lesser extent is now part and parcel of the anti-American junta in power - will do.

In what appears to be a first for the restaurant industry, Danny Meyer, founder of Shake Shack, said his Union Square Hospitality Group will now require indoor diners to show proof of vaccination.

Employees will also be required to get vaccinated. The policy will be implemented at the Union Square Hospitality Group, which oversees Gramercy Tavern, Manhatta, and Union Square Cafe, according to the Epoch Times. However, the policy will not include Shake Shack.

"I'm not a scientist, but I know how to read data and what I see is that this is a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated, and I feel strong responsibility, on our part as business leaders, to take care of our team and our guests, and that's what we're doing."

So, the question is, is this a one-off or will there be a domino effect for you to "show your papers" if you want to participate in society? I have to believe organized labor will take its cues from the examples above, despite the fact that neckless wonder-goon Richard Trumka is firmly in the junta's pocket on this. In any case, all of this is madness. All viruses fade over time and as herd immunity takes hold variants from Delta to Schmelta are actually weaker than the original, unlike what is being pimped endlessly in the agitprop media. Masks are utterly useless if not breeding grounds for bacteriological infections with prolonged use. Plus the mixed messaging from idiot quacks like Fauci and Wallensky, not to mention braindead truckers like Biden don't exactly sell the case.

It's over. Except they can't let go of it. If they did, it would be tacit admission that all of this was one gigantic LIE from the get-go. It wold utterly destroy any trust in what this regime, its stooges and worse, the entire Democrat-Leftist enterprise ever has to say on any issue going forward. With resistance building from even its own staunchest supporters, they are going to have to find a way to save face or really go all in on the oppression. Meh, they'll do both, right?

* * * * *

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest. . .

A group of Republican lawmakers on Thursday were locked out of the Washington DC prison where the January 6 political prisoners are being held, and accused of trespassing.

"My colleagues and I were locked out of the Deplorable Jail!" tweeted Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-Ga.). After they were initially allowed in the entrance way, and given masks, an officer told the House republicans that they were trespassing, and locked them out.

"My gosh, the government is upside down," Gohmert, a former judge, exclaimed. "Every day in America people are locked in prison, it's not every day people are locked out of a prison, but that is what happened to multiple members of Congress today, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) said during a news conference outside the U.S. Capitol afterward.

Reps Gaetz, MTG, Bob Good (R-Va.), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) and Louis Gohmert (R-Tex.) attempted to tour the facility to see how the detainees are being treated. Gaetz said in his remarks that they were just denied the ability to carry out their two "principle responsibilities" as congressmen -- to appropriate funds, and to conduct oversight. The same group of conservative lawmakers Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.) were barred from entering the Department of Justice on Tuesday, while leftists attempted to disrupt their press conference.

The lawmakers held the presser outside the DOJ to condemn the harsh treatment of the January 6th political prisoners and demand answers from Attorney General Merrick Garland on a number of issues regarding their cases. A key issue the congressman said they want resolved is whether DOJ prosecutors are hiding exculpatory evidence by withholding from the defense 14,000 hours of video.

"To get that evidence, we sought a meeting with the attorney general. We went to the Department of Justice and we weren't even allowed in the lobby to have a meeting with an attorney general who still to this day has not shown up for an oversight hearing before the Oversight Committee, or the House Judiciary Committee," Gaetz continued. "What is Merrick Garland hiding?"

He's hiding his culpability in the detention and persecution of scores of innocent American citizens in his own version of the Lubyanka. And while he does that he's threatened Texas Governor Gregg Abbott to stop interfering with NGO's helping transport illegal aliens across the border and into the hinterland and all set to go to the mattresses to ensure that the election-rigging of 2020 becomes permanent.

If I were Abbott, I'd tell that droopy-ass Freisler wannabe to read up on the 9th and 10th amendments and piss up a rope. Same goes for any state he is trying to interfere with vis a vis election integrity.

And if ever there were a mass demonstration against this tyranny, I can't think of a better place than at the prisons were our fellow Americans are being held. Show up at 9:00PM so we can join them in singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Have a good weekend and remember the oppressed in your prayers.

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1 Morning

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 30, 2021 06:38 AM (CjFDo)

2 Farzrohr!

Posted by: f'd at July 30, 2021 06:38 AM (Tnijr)

3 shucks

Posted by: f'd at July 30, 2021 06:39 AM (Tnijr)

4 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2021 06:39 AM (6WCwE)

5 Welcome

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 06:39 AM (BFigT)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2021 06:40 AM (T7iTv)

7 Good morning JJ! Thank you!

Posted by: f'd at July 30, 2021 06:40 AM (Tnijr)

8 Good Morning Morons. Sadly I must inform you that the Washington Nationals have traded me to HotGas for a couple commenters to be named later...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 06:41 AM (flINI)

9
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 06:42 AM (DUIap)

10 Thank you, J.J.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:42 AM (3D/fK)

11 Good morning, JJ. Happy birthday, and thank you as always.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:42 AM (3p5uk)

12 Morning AJ. How's things?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2021 06:42 AM (6WCwE)

13 Don't talk to me. I'm all growl-y.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 06:43 AM (45fpk)

14 Don't talk to me. I'm all growl-y.
Posted by: grammie winger

*Gently and slowly pushes a cuppa Grammie's way.*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2021 06:43 AM (6WCwE)

15 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 30, 2021 06:45 AM (4EavL)

16 No Hyde amendment...another red line fast approaching.
Will Missouri secede?

Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at July 30, 2021 06:45 AM (g0uSy)

17
'mornin', TP

vastly over-rated

how 'bout you?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 06:45 AM (DUIap)

18 Good Morning Morons. Sadly I must inform you that the Washington Nationals have traded me to HotGas for a couple commenters to be named later...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 06:41 AM (flINI)


Make HotGas Great Again!

That used to be my main daily hangout back in the mid twenty-oughts. There are a few commenters there that I really miss. Oh well -- life goes on.

JJ - Thanks for all that you do!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 06:46 AM (mZUr4)

19 Now for some Baltimore County insider baseball.

Got an e-mail from our former County Counsel member.

Seems that the Baltimore County school system decided to go with mandatory masks, and didn't even give the county counsel a reach-around or heads up.

Just did it, and let the counsel find out by watching the news.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)

20 Hanging in there and living large. The scale said "one at a time please" just the other day.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2021 06:46 AM (6WCwE)

21 Thanks to JJ for the excellent daily news presentation in both content and style.

And to bluebell and WeirdDave for the MoMe .

Posted by: CapeFear at July 30, 2021 06:47 AM (4PDMt)

22 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Dear restaurants, I like my cooking anyway, so I'll save the 8.75% tax, 18% tip, and 4% health fee and eat at home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2021 06:47 AM (EZebt)

23 Good morning Vietnam.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 30, 2021 06:47 AM (bGk00)

24 Asshole Carl Levin dead.

Good riddance to another democrat criminal career looter. Fuck him.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2021 06:47 AM (/1l9x)

25 I forgot Shake Shack existed. I recall it was all the rage five or six years ago, but for what reason I can't imagine. The place too forever to get your food. And to be honest it was meh. I recall bashing Five Guys, but at least they matter. Shake Shack was underwhelming in every way possible. I am serious, I truly do not get it.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 06:48 AM (F2/Ok)

26 Good morning, yeah.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 06:48 AM (S1hrL)

27 "I'm not a scientist, but I know how to read data and what I see is that this is a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated, and I feel strong responsibility, on our part as business leaders, to take care of our team and our guests, and that's what we're doing."
++++
Is he reading the same "science" that I am? I doubt it. I suspect that he's reading press releases from the CDC. What I am reading - the experience from Israel and the UK especially - seems to indicate (though it is, admittedly, early yet) that vaccine efficacy collapses by about six months after receipt.

Dr. Malone - who helped developed mRNA technology - speaks well (and I suspect that to at least some degree he is talking his own book and parlaying vaccine fears into name recognition) and talks about increasing viral load in recipients as the vaccine efficacy declines. Whether this is as big a deal as he indicates remains to be seen (I will assume until otherwise indicated that it does happen, though), but it raises an eyebrow.

It seems to me, then, that the vaccines help in the short term, fall off quickly, and ultimately may make spread worse. But I'm no scientist, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (3p5uk)

28 Here is why the GOP is so freaking useless.

I'm sure at least one of the 1/6 political prisoners resides in a GOP controlled state with a GOP AG.

Sue the federal government and intercede on behalf of your citizens.

Cause I'm sure if the roles were reversed Donk AG's would have nothing to say.


But GOP's gotta GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (QnTgm)

29 "And to bluebell and WeirdDave for the MoMe ."

Dave was there, and certainly added to the atmosphere.


But it was bluebell and Weasel that actually put it together.

Hence...Weaselbell Productions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (3D/fK)

30 I'm not a scientist, but I know how to read data and what I see is that this is a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated

Epic fail, Danny. Go back to making crappy milkshakes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (W4eKo)

31 Seems that the Baltimore County school system decided to go with mandatory masks, and didn't even give the county counsel a reach-around or heads up.

Just did it, and let the counsel find out by watching the news.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)
++++
That should leave a mark. Good. Let them fight each other for a change.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (3p5uk)

32 That is a heartbreaking article on Ashli Babbitt's murder and about her grieving mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2021 06:50 AM (k39e/)

33 How much influence does Garland really have on the Jan6 gulag? I thought that was all Capitol Police, and they exist in a weird legal space where they're essentially Pelosi's private army that does what she tells them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:50 AM (3p5uk)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 06:50 AM (arJlL)

35 from what I can find on the net, there are 1,700 Five Guys restaurants so far and something like 189 Shake Shacks. I tried the latter, I am still trying to get what the fuss is about.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 06:51 AM (F2/Ok)

36 Thanks VIA.
I stand corrected.
Thanks Weasel.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 30, 2021 06:52 AM (4PDMt)

37 I forgot Shake Shack existed. I recall it was all the rage five or six years ago, but for what reason I can't imagine. The place too forever to get your food. And to be honest it was meh. I recall bashing Five Guys, but at least they matter. Shake Shack was underwhelming in every way possible. I am serious, I truly do not get it.
Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 06:48 AM (F2/Ok)

People are stupid and would buy crap in a paper bag if it was hyped enough.

Crap In A Paper Bag > Shake Shack

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2021 06:52 AM (/1l9x)

38 The Arizona GOPe played failure theater with the audit. They won't get the routers, which they need for a complete audit. Apparently, legislative branch is providing cover for Maricopa County.
Anyway. Be prepared for the audit to be released but they will say it's incomplete without the routers. Thus giving an angle to attack its legitimacy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 06:52 AM (3iij0)

39 Edicts like those from the Bowser and the Nanzi
are such tells that it's only about 'I've got the power to do this and I will.'

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 06:52 AM (S1hrL)

40 Here is why the GOP is so freaking useless.

I'm sure at least one of the 1/6 political prisoners resides in a GOP controlled state with a GOP AG.
Sue the federal government and intercede on behalf of your citizens. ...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 06:49 AM (QnTgm)
++++
That would help. So would any number of other things - like the Republican House caucus quitting, retreating to the lawn outside the Capitol, and holding a continuous protest until we see releases and answers. This won't stop the business of the House, but it will remove any and all Republican consent from the process and make the Democrats own everything while their opponents are leading a continuous protest on behalf of the House's victims.

But, as you say, the GOP's gotta GOP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (3p5uk)

41 Don't talk to me. I'm all growl-y.
Posted by: grammie winger

Happy Anniversary Grammie !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (arJlL)

42 35 from what I can find on the net, there are 1,700 Five Guys restaurants so far and something like 189 Shake Shacks. I tried the latter, I am still trying to get what the fuss is about.
Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 06:51 AM (F2/Ok)


He owns other franchises besides Shake Shack - which he has exempted from the policy - and is one of the best known restaurateurs. So, if he does this, his industry unfortunately sits up and takes notice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (s2VJv)

43 @33

It's some sort of local/fed monstrosity as the "investigation" is mainly being conducted by the FIB, the political prisoners are being held in local jails and the charges are federal in nature.

But again, where are the GOP AG's and why are they not interceding on behalf of their citizens?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (QnTgm)

44 The rage about Shake Shack was more about its Bryant Park location rather than the food. Check me JJ.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (EZebt)

45 Good morning, JJ. Happy birthday, and thank you as always.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 06:54 AM (arJlL)

46 Now for some Baltimore County insider baseball.

Got an e-mail from our former County Counsel member.

Seems that the Baltimore County school system decided to go with mandatory masks, and didn't even give the county counsel a reach-around or heads up.

Just did it, and let the counsel find out by watching the news.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)


It's not just Baltimore County...
https://tinyurl.com/3vaz7j7s

From the PTA Council President: "this is the only way they're going to get back in that school and they're going to have to understand it"

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 06:54 AM (mZUr4)

47 If Congress actually had balls, the R's would block (or at least try to block) funding. Executive branch agencies not let you exercise oversight? Withhold the money. Congress has the power of the purse for a reason, but they don't want to use it lest they not be re-elected.

Posted by: Kuiper'Oort at July 30, 2021 06:54 AM (yPS6L)

48 They are seeding COVID into red states via illegals. And yet nothing in response.

That tears it for me. The Feral Govt has to go.

Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at July 30, 2021 06:54 AM (Yl3Ht)

49 "I'm not a scientist, but I know how to read data and what I see is that this is a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated"

[whistling Dr Who theme]

"As of Thursday, 882 people were tied to the Provincetown outbreak. Among those living in Massachusetts, 74% of them were fully immunized, yet officials said the vast majority were also reporting symptoms"

https://tinyurl.com/42yywes2

Interesting that they use the term "fully immunized" instead of "vaccinated". I bet it was conscious choice, because they are okay using "unvaccinated" in other parts of the article.

Immunize
verb
1. make (a person or animal) immune to infection, typically by inoculation. Example: "the vaccine is used to immunize children against measles"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 06:55 AM (49Exr)

50 After the scene this morning at the jail, we need to send in the International Red Cross to check on the condition of the Jan 6 political prisoners.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 30, 2021 06:55 AM (HCeRP)

51 From the PTA Council President: "this is the only way they're going to get back in that school and they're going to have to understand it"
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 06:54 AM (mZUr4)
++++
Tar, feathers and rails need to be in high demand indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:55 AM (3p5uk)

52 Morning all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2021 06:56 AM (OU+8W)

53 I'm confused about the Shake Shack guy. So his places likely supported the ruse of mask to table but none while eating, and now it's or nothing. But the vax may not work. Windmills of your mind stuff.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 30, 2021 06:56 AM (oWBc3)

54 Happy Anniversary Grammie !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (arJlL)


Thanks for the reminder JT - Ha!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 06:56 AM (45fpk)

55 RE the congressmen trying to visit the "deplorable jail": did they schedule or do they have to schedule a visit with DOJ or can they just visit anytime? I remember AOC getting pilloried for just showing up at a border detention facility, one of the reasons being she didn't arrange it ahead of time (the one with her crying at an empty parking lot).

Posted by: Kuiper'Oort at July 30, 2021 06:56 AM (yPS6L)

56 Florida and the South are running right on seasonal coronavirus schedule this summer. It looks like the South is going the Sweden Route for herd immunity.
Biden White House gave credit to Trump for the vaccines so they know that the vax is bad news.
Still expect Blue States to shut down. I pray people push back though.

For the life of me, I have no idea why we didn't have corona virus parties with a much less severe and lethal strain in summer 2020. Nevermind because money.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 06:57 AM (3iij0)

57 I'm betting there are a bunch of low-skilled, low-wage minorities working at those Shake Shacks where the white dude is demanding they take experimental injections for continued employment at $8/hour.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 06:58 AM (yK9py)

58 55 Posted by: Kuiper'Oort at July 30, 2021 06:56 AM (yPS6L)

According to the article, they did it by the book and were granted permission to enter. Only when they arrived was it rescinded and the jail put on lockdown.

Total banana republic farce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 06:58 AM (s2VJv)

59 " did they schedule or do they have to schedule a visit with DOJ or can they just visit anytime? "

They tried to meet with Garland to schedule.

Garland refused to meet with them, thus preventing the scheduling of a visit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 06:58 AM (3D/fK)

60 That is a heartbreaking article on Ashli Babbitt's murder and about her grieving mother.

Yep. State-sanctioned murder, straight up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 30, 2021 06:59 AM (W4eKo)

61 Although I guess it's possible they chose "fully immunized" to reflect getting both the 1st and 2nd vax.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 06:59 AM (49Exr)

62 But cases are doubling every week! Or day! Eleventy!!!
Don't care. What matters is hospitalizations and deaths. And even at the peak of this thing a years ago or so I saw nothing that would indicate a serious l pandemic was occurring. Like corpses and sick and dying in the streets and lines of sick people at the hospitals When that happens get back to me about masks and mandatory vaccines. They won't even have to force me.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 07:00 AM (MxEKc)

63 Tar, feathers and rails need to be in high demand indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 06:55 AM (3p5uk)


Not likely in Baltimore County. Whole lotta Karens there!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 07:01 AM (mZUr4)

64 Plus, the politicians were attempting to visit with their constituents.


AOC was attempting to interact with illegal aliens.

Perhaps, her constituents.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:01 AM (3D/fK)

65 I would not put it past teachers forcing schools to close. If we had an opposition party, families would get paid to homeschool rather than pay these degenerate babysitters to brainwash kids.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 07:02 AM (3iij0)

66 >>Whether this is as big a deal as he indicates remains to be seen (I will assume until otherwise indicated that it does happen, though), but it raises an eyebrow.

ADE = Antibody Disease Enhancement. Always been a problem with coronaviruses. You have "neutralizing" vs. "binding-only" antibodies. Former actually stop pathogens. Latter just bind to pathogens, but fail to stop it from infecting, and worse, enhance infection.

Early paper on showed that all these stupid spike-only vaccines produced more binding-only that neutralizing antibodies. They had to adjust the dose to get enough neutralizing antibodies, which meant crazy high levels of binding-only.

Now, spike-only doesn't do much for you immune memory. Antibody levels decline over time, and thus the neutralizing will fall below a certain threshold before the binding-only do.

At that point, you're vulnerable to ADE. And that is what may be happening right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 07:02 AM (Mzdiz)

67 e owns other franchises besides Shake Shack - which
he has exempted from the policy - and is one of the best known
restaurateurs. So, if he does this, his industry unfortunately sits up
and takes notice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 06:53 AM (s2VJv)

for sure. I heard he had a bunch of restaurants and Shake Shack was exempted so far. I wasn't saying this was no big deal, just giving an honest opinion of my Shake Shack experience. I did just check out his site and the only place I recognize is Gramercy Tavern. I am sure all the other places are super high end restaurants, but my info is aged like me, and I have not heard of them. You want to know fine dining from me, that info will be at least a couple of decades old.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 07:03 AM (F2/Ok)

68 Thug Tyrant Garland Threatens Legal Action Against Abbott Over Immigration Order

This is Abbott's chance to educate that creep on what he's allowed to do and what is none of his fucking business. Alas leadership is in scant supply in the GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:03 AM (y7DUB)

69 Fantastic video at this (Powerline) link, from a Rumble user (so it won't get censored), juxtaposing a video of Senator Idiot Biden talking about imprisoning AA drug users without mercy while his idiot son makes selfies of crack smoking.

https://tinyurl.com/2ahz923u

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2021 07:03 AM (yzlQj)

70 It's unconscionable that those R reps were denied access to those political prisoners. Unbelievable doesn't begin to describe it. Even Jim Jones allowed Leo Ryan in to check the well-being of those people. Of course, we know what happened to him, but there is no doubt in my mind they are being held as political prisoners, and now, there is no doubt in my mind they are being abused and denied their rights. Those responsible need to swing from the hangman's noose.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2021 07:03 AM (O+I8R)

71 "It's over. Except they can't let go of it. "


And there we have the inflection point, the peripeteia, of our story as a Republic. The choices each side makes will decide much. The Left cannot retreat, is not psychologically and collectively capable of retreat. On the other hand, the Republicans have yet to show the collective (even the scattered or isolated) discernment and will to call out not only the Lie but its manifest connection to the ferocious Leftist project to wreck our society and enslave us.



Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:04 AM (H8QX8)

72 Garland can fuck right off

Posted by: The Texas Republic at July 30, 2021 07:04 AM (yzlQj)

73 I refuse to show id. There is a place around here that is overpriced but good, it is a bakery. They still demand you wear the mask, unlike every other store of any kind. I don't think asking people to show their letters of transit would work around here. In NYC, I can see it. But if any of this makes sense, sure as Hell this does not.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (F2/Ok)

74 "Those responsible need to swing from the hangman's noose."

Nooses are racist.

Moose out front should have told you.

(Consider guillotine)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (3D/fK)

75 Fantastic video at this (Powerline) link, from a Rumble user (so it won't get censored), juxtaposing a video of Senator Idiot Biden talking about imprisoning AA drug users without mercy while his idiot son makes selfies of crack smoking.

--

Ace posted that last night. It's fantastic. Only edit I would've made is ending it with Biden's recent claim of, "I'm so proud of my son."

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (O+I8R)

76 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? That things may soon get sporty? I know we've been saying the national divorce is coming for years, but that whole slowly then suddenly thing.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (mbFEM)

77 Still waiting on Desantis to tell the Capitol Police that they zero jurisdiction in Florida and get bent. He should arrest them.
Let's accelerate this secession from DC.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (3iij0)

78 After being turned away at not one, but two locations; the D.C. jail and the DoJ you realize just how impotent the GOP is.

Dead party walking

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (BFigT)

79 "Anybody else feel like things are accelerating?"


*Raises paw*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (3D/fK)

80 At that point, you're vulnerable to ADE. And that is what may be happening right now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 07:02 AM (Mzdiz)
++++
Right. I dig the broad strokes of the theory and based on the history of trying to do this, I accept that it is happening. How bad that really is in this case - as in "does it make more people sick" or "does it make people sicker" or "or does it make spread worse" - remains to be seen. There is no one doing any work in any element of society - and especially in the COVID-related spaces - that I think should be assumed to be honest.

That is, perhaps, the primary reason that I haven't gotten the shots. The data aren't very clean, but they do strongly indicate that I am unlikely to get it, and if I do then it is unlikely to be severe enough to hospitalize me, and that if it is then it is unlikelier still to kill me. In essence, I'll take my chances vs. the knowns and known unknowns (never mind the unknown unknowns) of the shots. If I were thirty years older or had chronic diseases, I would likely be doing a different personal risk calculation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (3p5uk)

81 "AOC getting pilloried for just showing up at a border detention facility, one of the reasons being she didn't arrange it ahead of time"

Really says everything she thinks about Border Control. They were just a prop to her, not an org that deserved the courtesy of a heads up that a United States Congresswoman was coming through. AOC wants us to believe she cares about illegal immigrants but she doesn't even care about her own people.

Of course, immigrants are props to her too. She just wants to make them dependent on Dem welfare so she owns them and their vote.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (49Exr)

82 and now, there is no doubt in my mind they are being abused and denied their rights.

Those responsible need to swing from the hangman's noose.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Made from #4 piano wire.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (OCTRt)

83 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:07 AM (yrol0)

84 JJS, Danny Meyer is virtue signaling in the most obvious way possible. He tried to keep Shake Shack going right through the lockdown, and only started making pro-lockdown comments when it was obvious he was going to have to shut down and his best hope was to get money from Uncle Sugar, which he got by the barrel load. What an ass.

Posted by: The Texas Republic at July 30, 2021 07:07 AM (yzlQj)

85 Other than work, where I have no choice to wear a face diaper if mandated, I will not put one back on for a store again. Will no show proof of vaccine, even though I am vaccinated. Showdown time coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:07 AM (GPwVZ)

86 68 Someone has to tell Garland Fuck You and the horse you rode in on. Abbott? If not please allow someone else to lead

Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at July 30, 2021 07:08 AM (Yl3Ht)

87 76 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? That things may soon get sporty? I know we've been saying the national divorce is coming for years, but that whole slowly then suddenly thing.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (mbFEM)

The way the Biden Administration is increasingly looking desperate and confused is likely to accelerate things. The masters of the universe have not projected competence, and faith in their rule is dropping like a stone even as they're grasping for total power.

That said, do not expect matters to resolve quickly once the situation has escalated. This will be like nothing we have known in this country. It will be like one of those Eastern European fuckfests.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:08 AM (xNrL5)

88 "I'm not a scientist, but I know how to read data and what I see is that this is a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated, and I feel strong responsibility, on our part as business leaders, to take care of our team and our guests, and that's what we're doing."

--

No, Shake Shack guy, it's not a crisis of people who have not been vaccinated. That is blithering nonsense. Show me the proof that is true. Any proof.

I've never been to a Shake Shack. But I can absolutely guarantee that I would and will never step foot inside any store that asks for my papers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2021 07:09 AM (O+I8R)

89 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? ...
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (mbFEM)
++++
'tis the nature of exponents. At the beginning, an exponential functions *feels* linear. Then you cross the inflection point - the knee of the curve - and from that point forward, it's impossible to mistake the exponential function as a linear function. It's also often too late to recover if the exponential function happens to be a bad one.

We've left the inflection point in the rearview mirror, probably sometime in 2017 or maybe 2018. We will continue to scoot up this curve at an alarming rate until the maximum. Then the crash comes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 07:09 AM (3p5uk)

90 The third purpose is to enforce the new caste system. Those who get to impose fresh irrational indignities on the rest of us are the upper caste. Those who object, or even have reservations, are lower. The latter are not allowed to harbor, much less express, any doubts. Whatever humiliation the upper caste has planned for us, we deserve and must meekly accept.

damn straight!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:09 AM (yrol0)

91 76 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (mbFEM)

Certainly. The Left always doubles down when threatened. The Right, on the other hand, gets more cautious, more careful with its words, more judicious, as (beyond their systemic cowardice) the best among them feel the compensating burden of responsibility for maintaining civility and social stability. The Left has no such concern, and will flail and destroy anything around them to avoid exposure and defeat.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:09 AM (H8QX8)

92 Good morning JJ and Horde.

Drooling Junta Joe drove an 18-wheeler and got 81 million votes. The verbal equivalent of saying, "Pull my finger."

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at July 30, 2021 07:11 AM (jV+aN)

93 Let's accelerate this secession from DC.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (3iij0)

Not in our natures as modern conservatives. That's the problem across the board. But we have to find that primal connection to our more ruthless, liberty-driven forbears.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (H8QX8)

94 Your Compliance Prolongs This Nightmare

h/t flyer stuck in a vending machine

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (EZebt)

95 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)

96 Not in our natures as modern conservatives. That's the problem across the board. But we have to find that primal connection to our more ruthless, liberty-driven forbears.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (H8QX

Our ruthless liberty-driven forbears called themselves liberals.

It's time to take our name back, I think.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:13 AM (xNrL5)

97 "Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? That things may soon get
sporty? I know we've been saying the national divorce is coming for
years, but that whole slowly then suddenly thing.
Posted by: blaster"

The regime has drawn the line in the sand on vaccinations. I don't see how they can back off now without destroying their credibility with their drooling idiot supporters. They have to carry this out to the end, what ever that is.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 07:13 AM (MxEKc)

98 Your Compliance Prolongs This Nightmare

h/t flyer stuck in a vending machine
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (EZebt)

I think I need to make t-shirts and bumperstickers of that.

Holy shit, its' brilliant.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:14 AM (xNrL5)

99 "Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? That things may soon get
sporty? I know we've been saying the national divorce is coming for
years, but that whole slowly then suddenly thing.
Posted by: blaster"

Yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:14 AM (GPwVZ)

100 95 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)

Garland is the equivalent of the mild-mannered but dutiful bureaucrat who excelled at Nazism in 1930s Germany. One never would have guessed looking at their plainness that they could morph into monsters.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:14 AM (H8QX8)

101 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)

Ummmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2021 07:14 AM (/1l9x)

102 "Showdown time coming"

You tell 'em I'm coming...and hell's coming with me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

103 Your Compliance Prolongs This Nightmare

**

That is going on post-it notes everywhere.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 07:15 AM (yK9py)

104 You tell 'em I'm coming...and hell's coming with me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

Amen!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 30, 2021 07:15 AM (ZIoLS)

105 TGIF, horde!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 07:16 AM (bDqIh)

106 A lot of things JoJo Waterhead let spring from his mouth are just fever dreams of things he wished would have happened but didn't. He thinks he drove an 18 wheeler. He fondly imagines the time he was in Cline's Corner, NM and the 13 year old twin sister runaways were hitch hiking. They even made a Criminal Minds episode about it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:16 AM (cddbh)

107 99

Yes

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:16 AM (S1hrL)

108 There is a public health emergency. According to max boot, that is TruCon reason enough to suspend habeus corpus and hold political prisoners indefinitely without charges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 30, 2021 07:17 AM (t3/qz)

109 " Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? "

For 25 years. Art Bell used to call it "The Quickening".

Posted by: f'd at July 30, 2021 07:17 AM (Tnijr)

110 After being turned away at not one, but two locations; the D.C. jail and the DoJ you realize just how impotent the GOP is.

Dead party walking
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 07:06 AM (BFigT)


You'd think after those 20 spineless Senate Repuke worms voted to confirm him as AG, Garland might be more accommodating to the "opposition party".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:17 AM (y7DUB)

111 76 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:05 AM (mbFEM)

=============
The poor economic performance is starting to shake Biden's Wall Street base. In turn, his junta is beginning to panic, knowing the rotten virus management is running out of public support. The virus porn killed Trump's candidacy, and now the worm is turning. With virus panic among the leftists, combined with a lousy economic performance scaring the donors, and tax increases staring us all in the face, this house of cards is collapsing. Expect totalitarian measures to result.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2021 07:18 AM (yzlQj)

112 govt tyrants vs govt unions !
*popcorn"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2021 07:18 AM (oEn12)

113 So, has the increase Delta Variant cases led to an increase in deaths yet?

Or is that still two weeks away?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:18 AM (LvTSG)

114 "Anybody else feel like things are accelerating?"

And out of control, for Them.

"Dictators ride upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry" - Winston Churchill

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (49Exr)

115 95 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)


I remember MITCH MCCONNELL voting to confirm him and encouraging his caucus to do so, getting 19 others to come along.

VOTE HARDER BISHES!

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (mbFEM)

116 This is why the challenge is so enormous. We have no champions. Indeed, our ranks are filled with saboteurs.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (H8QX8)

117 Joe Biden caught Hank Aaron's record breaking home run ball with his bare hand. Then made a single throw to home plate from the center field bleachers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (t3/qz)

118 Spineless Senate Republicans (SSR's): Ope up, we demand to see our constituents.


DOJ: No, now go away.

SSR's: OK

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (3D/fK)

119 111 The poor economic performance is starting to shake Biden's Wall Street base. In turn, his junta is beginning to panic, knowing the rotten virus management is running out of public support. The virus porn killed Trump's candidacy, and now the worm is turning. With virus panic among the leftists, combined with a lousy economic performance scaring the donors, and tax increases staring us all in the face, this house of cards is collapsing. Expect totalitarian measures to result.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2021 07:18 AM (yzlQj)

==========

"But the stock market!"
-Kurt

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)

120 It's like Garland is getting back at everyone for not becoming a SC Justice.

Posted by: Infidel at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (dYrVA)

121 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)

Garland is the equivalent of the mild-mannered but dutiful bureaucrat who excelled at Nazism in 1930s Germany. One never would have guessed looking at their plainness that they could morph into monsters.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2021 07:14 AM (H8QX


The dead eyes are the giveaway.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (y7DUB)

122 Good morning. Just went out and got a couple of biscuits from Hardees.

Report: A little dry but very good. I added some honey to them.

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (88xKn)

123 Former Michigan Sen. Carl Levin Dead at 87

They are all so reluctant to go to their reward.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (yQpMk)

124 117 Joe Biden caught Hank Aaron's record breaking home run ball with his bare hand. Then made a single throw to home plate from the center field bleachers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (t3/qz)

===========

Call up Rollengatner!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)

125 >>Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?


Yup -- and that's always a 'tell' that the alleged moderate or conservative they are pushing is a radical wolf in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 07:21 AM (bDqIh)

126 I think Art wrote a book on the acceleration back in the 90s.

Posted by: f'd at July 30, 2021 07:21 AM (Tnijr)

127 Oh, yes. Federally mandated vaccine passports are coming. People can't get photo ID to vote, but they will have no problem getting a vaccine ID.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 30, 2021 07:21 AM (t3/qz)

128 Pelosi setting up Capitol Police offices outside their jurisdiction is kind of like when you know who gave Goering the green light to nationalize the Bavarian State Police and pass out the leather trench coats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:21 AM (cddbh)

129 "So, has the increase Delta Variant cases led to an increase in deaths yet?
Or is that still two weeks away?"


If there is an increase how do we know it isn't from the dreaded 4th of July celebrations?

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 07:22 AM (MxEKc)

130 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:22 AM (Zz0t1)

131 DOCTOR Jill Biden undergoing procedure to remove an object that became lodged in her ass while walking on a Hawaiian beach.

Oops, I meant "foot".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:22 AM (UHVv4)

132 I'll just leave this here.......


https://youtu.be/BIwWeOpd8ls

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:23 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Levin was a moderate compared to todays Democrat. Was a major supporter of the military.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 30, 2021 07:23 AM (D9jnW)

134 "Anybody else feel like things are accelerating?"

And out of control, for Them.

"Dictators ride upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry" - Winston Churchill
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (49Exr)

Unfortunately, this does not axiomatically bring a return to order and normalcy.

Chaos and warlords is always a high-probability outcome.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:23 AM (xNrL5)

135 SSR's: OK

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:19 AM (3D/fK)

Oh, there will be a STRONGLY worded letter. They may even ask for a committee vote to hold garland in contempt, by golly

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 30, 2021 07:23 AM (t3/qz)

136 Ridley Scott has two movies coming out later this year within 6 weeks of each other.

The Last Duel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgygUwPJvYk

House of Gucci:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv6o9icJGOQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:24 AM (LvTSG)

137 "Garland might be more accommodating to the opposition party"

I'm so jaded, I think he WAS accommodating.

GOP: "Hey Gar! Need a favor, baby. Photo op of us caring about our people? No worries, you can revoke permission after we arrive..."

Garland: "Sure, and tell your wife Thursday 8pm again"


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:24 AM (49Exr)

138 This trailer sums it up nicely.......

https://youtu.be/sCVIclirqo0

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:24 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Anybody else feel like things are accelerating? That things may soon get
sporty? I know we've been saying the national divorce is coming for
years, but that whole slowly then suddenly thing.

--

Yes. What I do know for certain is that, if we have any true desire to save ourselves and save what's left of our freedoms as Americans, we cannot go on like this.

It's obvious the hard left has taken a vice grip to this country and they aren't going to let go of that power. And they aren't going to abide anymore to anything as quaint as the Constitution. When you get to the point where laws are routinely broken and go unpunished for some, and when political prisoners are rounded up, and when censorship is growing exponentially, and when political dissent is shut down and crushed, when half the country wants the other half to die, when we're on the precipice of colossal financial disaster...we're just about at the end. I didn't want to see it happen. I loved my country. I know the gifts, the abundance, the prosperity it brought. But the left has ruined it beyond recognition. I want out and away from them and their miserable, totalitarian "utopia."

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2021 07:24 AM (O+I8R)

140 Defund the police? Nah.

Defund the DoJ? Might have potential...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:24 AM (xNrL5)

141 Chaos and warlords is always a high-probability outcome.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:23 AM (xNrL5)


And then a man is ushered in, bringing promises of peace and stability.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (45fpk)

142
So far, death rates haven't been increasing. Vaccine efficacy is failing. But variant death rates aren't increasing.

The tell for ADE is infection rates amongst the vaccinated start increasing, with higher viral loads. There is some evidence that is happening. But also evidence that overall infection rates are dropping.

But so far, not death rate increase. Keep your fingers crossed.

AS mentioned above, see the "Cape Cod Incident". That's what has them spooked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (Mzdiz)

143 Garland is the equivalent of the mild-mannered but dutiful bureaucrat who excelled at Nazism in 1930s Germany. One never would have guessed looking at their plainness that they could morph into monsters.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The dead eyes are the giveaway.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Like a replicant.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (OCTRt)

144 DOCTOR Jill Biden undergoing procedure to remove an object that became lodged in her ass while walking on a Hawaiian beach.

Oops, I meant "foot".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:22 AM (UHVv4)


What the f was she doing on the beach that she needed surgery for something "lodged in her foot?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (Zz0t1)

145 That's assuming there is a Delta variant.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)

146 Virus porn killed the vaxxine star!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:26 AM (UHVv4)

147 Former Michigan Sen. Carl Levin Dead at 87

They are all so reluctant to go to their reward.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2021 07:20 AM (yQpMk)


Eternal mockery for that combover.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:26 AM (y7DUB)

148 Speeding up? No things are actually slowing down. The only thing accelerating is the republicans violent rhetoric. Joe Biden has been the most unifying president in modern history.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:26 AM (t3/qz)

149 Garland "If Texas refuses to comply, I'll send in the FBI."
Abbott "I'll raise you the Texas Rangers."

Maybe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:26 AM (cddbh)

150 That's assuming there is a Delta variant.
Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)

They've probably got a whole series of them under lock and key in the Wuhan Lab, just waiting for the push for authoritarianism to slip.

"Quick, Omega-Zulu-Chalie-6 has failed, get the next one!"

"But we're out, we only came up with a thousand strains!"

"Dear god man, get cooking! We can't let people lose their fear!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:27 AM (xNrL5)

151 "What the f was she doing on the beach that she needed surgery for something "lodged in her foot?""

I first read the initial post as somebody put a foot up her ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:27 AM (3D/fK)

152 What's interesting about the DR Jill story is that the ""OBJECT" is not identified.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:27 AM (S1hrL)

153 DOCTOR Jill Biden undergoing procedure to remove an object that became lodged in her foot while walking on a Hawaiian beach.

**

It's perfectly normal for vibrant, healthy young women who routinely wear fishnets and pleather boots to be unable to bend enough to remove a splinter from the bottom of their foot.

Oh, wait. She's old as sh*t. Nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't use cheap blue masks to stop larger than virus smoke at July 30, 2021 07:27 AM (heGzU)

154 And then a man is ushered in, bringing promises of peace and stability.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:25 AM (45fpk)

Things always return to the mean, and "strong man" governance is the historic norm for the human species.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 07:28 AM (xNrL5)

155 somebody put a foot up her ass.


It's the American way.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:28 AM (45fpk)

156 And how did Joe's foot get up her ass in HI when Joe didn't even go to Japan?!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:28 AM (UHVv4)

157 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 30, 2021 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

158 Glad Dr Jill has time to go to the beach when there are so many Americans suffering. That's how it works, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:29 AM (t3/qz)

159 Lodged in her foot?


Horses can get crippled up that way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:29 AM (3D/fK)

160 Salty!!



G'morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

161 What's an old lady geezer doing walking barefoot on the beach anyway? Especially in the (stolen) capacity of First Lady. Especially followed by devoted media crews. It just seems odd and inappropriate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (O+I8R)

162 UK Ministry of Defence says an Israeli-owned merchantman was attacked off the coast of Oman in the Arabian Sea.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (UHVv4)

163 The tell for ADE is infection rates amongst the vaccinated start increasing, with higher viral loads. There is some evidence that is happening.


Unless it results in hospitalizations or death, the fedgov has quit counting those. Too many cases are showing the vaccine doesn't work.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (OCTRt)

164 "Le mascherine sono per gli stupidi froci" is what I would say if I were on of those tough-guy mob people. But I'm just a sweetheart.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (hSREi)

165 Dr jill has been working so hard for us, she deserves a 5 star vacation to Japan and HI at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:30 AM (t3/qz)

166 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)


Moderate = gas chambers instead of Einsatzgruppen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 07:31 AM (s2VJv)

167 Had those GOP clowns shown up at the DC jail and actually been tossed in there with the other prisoners I doubt anything today would be different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 07:32 AM (BFigT)

168 I know! My White Momma broke her foot off in DOCTOR Jill's ass for selling out the black community over vaccination!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:32 AM (UHVv4)

169 "What's an old lady geezer doing walking barefoot on the beach anyway? "

Trying to run away from the mess she inflicted on 330 million Americans. She of people knew that Biden was not mentally healthy, and she pushed forward anyway because Power.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:32 AM (49Exr)

170 {{{grammie winger}}}
*Respectful tip of the hat to the Rev. *

Happy Anniversary! And your real gift, every day, but probably not every minute, is the Rev.

May his presence and a small, hinted-at gift lead to fireworks.

I'll wave to the Nelson house for you this morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 30, 2021 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

171 I do not believe the Jill Biden story. She has had a foreign object in her foot since she stepped on it on a beach in Hawaii? Before she went to Japan to the games and back? My guess is she has something else to be treated at Walter Reed. They lie about everything why stop now?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 30, 2021 07:33 AM (D9jnW)

172 171 Yep.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (cddbh)

173 Horses can get crippled up that way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:29 AM (3D/fK)

***

They are going to put her down because she's lame?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (flINI)

174 somebody put a foot up her ass.


It's the American way.


Posted by: grammie winger


I put a boot in her ass.

Posted by: Toby Keith at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (OCTRt)

175 She is having Kamalas face transplanted onto her head so she can take over as vp.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (t3/qz)

176 173 Horses can get crippled up that way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 07:29 AM (3D/fK)

***

They are going to put her down because she's lame?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (flINI)

=========

"Sorry, Doctor Jill. Looks like we have to put you down."
-Kamala with a shotgun

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (LvTSG)

177 They are going to put her down because she's lame?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (flINI)


"Jill likes it Ruffian."

- - Joey Bivalve the wonder vegetable

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (s2VJv)

178 What Gohmert, Gaetz and the rest need to do is show up every single damn day and make a scene. Don't let up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2021 07:35 AM (nxdel)

179 ... They lie about everything why stop now?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 30, 2021 07:33 AM (D9jnW)
++++
To keep us off-balance?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 07:35 AM (3p5uk)

180 175 She is having Kamalas face transplanted onto her head so she can take over as vp.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (t3/qz)

========

Face/Off 2: Girls Do It Better

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:36 AM (LvTSG)

181 " I would rather kill a thousand men than one horse". The guy on Yellowstone.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:36 AM (cddbh)

182 I'll wave to the Nelson house for you this morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 30, 2021 07:32 AM (u82oZ)


Thank you for the wonderful anniversary gift!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:36 AM (45fpk)

183 What Gohmert, Gaetz and the rest need to do is show up every single damn day and make a scene. Don't let up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2021 07:35 AM (nxdel)


They did their show. They'll puff their chests out and say "we tried" like the R's do every friggin time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:36 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Unless it results in hospitalizations or death, the fedgov has quit counting those. Too many cases are showing the vaccine doesn't work.

*

Yep. It's way too awkward to have to address.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:36 AM (Otbk+)

185 I put a boot in her ass.

Posted by: Toby Keith at July 30, 2021 07:34 AM (OCTRt)


I was counting on it.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (45fpk)

186 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

187 Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor!

I've got to get ready for a big operation NNE of the Jordy Nelson house. A machine costing my political entity $400 an hour, plus travel time, is needed to make things right. That is a hit on my budget, so I need to be there.

Hope you and yours are well. I heard your son was advanced, and is warfare qualified. Tello him -- rate-grabber is the path forward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

188 "I would rather kill a thousand men than one horse". The guy on Yellowstone.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (OCTRt)

189 That's not a joke, BTW. There's a CDC link / page that says very explicitly "we're no longer keeping up with Covid-19 cases that are occurring in vaccinated people unless they are hospitalization or death"

Stated it back in May iirc

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:38 AM (Otbk+)

190 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)


Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:38 AM (Zz0t1)

191 186 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

===========

"Sir, our research says that if you don't commit to 100% electric cars by next year, we'll lose .3% of the market in California."
-VP of Marketing
"Can we commit to 1000%?"
-CEO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:38 AM (LvTSG)

192 i had a thin shard of glass go into my foot simply walking around my place. It went in like a bullet, there was nothing to get at with tweezers etc. I walked around on that for weeks, Hell, I went hiking. I couldn't figure out what was causing the pain until I got it x rayed.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 07:38 AM (F2/Ok)

193 161 ...old lady geezer??

But she was on the cover of Vogue!

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:39 AM (S1hrL)

194 15 years to flatten the curve!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:39 AM (t3/qz)

195 Maybe the Farrier is at Walter Reed to put news shoes on Dr Jill

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:40 AM (flINI)

196 DOCTOR Jill accidently stepped on Hunter's glass crack pipe the other morning after they did the deed. Again.

Her addiction can be verified by her choices in dress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 07:40 AM (BFigT)

197 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.

*

California, the most environmentally friendly, regulatory compliance demanding state where electric vehicles work as well as they possibly can and are mandatory and supported by the taxpayers?

Never broken 4% of annual sales.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:40 AM (Otbk+)

198 197 California, the most environmentally friendly, regulatory compliance demanding state where electric vehicles work as well as they possibly can and are mandatory and supported by the taxpayers?

Never broken 4% of annual sales.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:40 AM (Otbk+)

==========

Because the people need to be replaced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:41 AM (LvTSG)

199 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge


Completely ignoring the fact that the grid couldn't handle it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:42 AM (OCTRt)

200 People need to be nudged harder to get on board with evs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (t3/qz)

201 Dr. Jill has tested positive for Toe-vid 19.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (Xwt96)

202 Solar cars in 3-2-1

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (flINI)

203 Maybe the government is missing something:

Mandate the purchase of electric cars, but keep the prices really high so that only the rich can buy them.

Then the rich can have the only personal vehicles while the rest of America must rely on public transportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (LvTSG)

204 "A group of Republican lawmakers on Thursday were locked out of the Washington DC prison... The same group of conservative lawmakers were barred from entering the Department of Justice on Tuesday"

This happened 2 days apart. They get locked out Tuesday, and no action is taken to ensure this doesn't happen again on Thursday? Sounds like they are more interested in the optics of getting locked out than checking on the conditions of the prisoners.

Oh I get it. I need to send more money to send them back to Congress next term so they can try harder to inspect a federal prison. My bad.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (49Exr)

205 Biden-Fueled Inflation is Killing American Buying Power
________

Maybe we should start calling it something like "killflation."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 30, 2021 07:44 AM (7X3UV)

206 Dr. Jill has tested positive for Toe-vid 19.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (Xwt96)

***

Go on...

Posted by: Dick Morris at July 30, 2021 07:44 AM (flINI)

207 197 Automaker buys a golf cart manufacturer, has them crank out street legal models like the ones in retirement communities, gives one "free" with every new sale. "See, we're at 50% electric vehicles. Now where's that money you promised?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:44 AM (cddbh)

208 Until Kevin McCarthy is no longer "leader" there will be no winning strategy for the Republican Party. He's a weak phony who lack courage and the temerity to realize Democrats want war, not comity. He doesn't have what it takes to respond in kind, and therefore ensure our future.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 07:44 AM (VpIIl)

209 The wife unit and I tried to have a burger at Dead Robin yesterday.
Upon entering, the skell behind the counter informed us there would be a 30 minute wait.
The lobby was packed but there were multiples of tables available.
I asked about all the empty tables, to which she replied, "we only have one server".
Of course her only job was to pass on the bad bad news to the people paying her salary when they should have gone to open seating and put that moron to work.
Also, they had a sign on the door stating proof of vaccination was required.

Some business model.

Posted by: Dirk Jerkwater at July 30, 2021 07:45 AM (8iyB1)

210 Solar cars in 3-2-1
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


Walk at night bishes!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:45 AM (OCTRt)

211 Dr. Jill has tested positive for Toe-vid 19.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (Xwt96)



I thought the Toelio vaccine provided protection against that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2021 07:45 AM (yQpMk)

212 Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
Senate Democrats are preparing to release a revised voting rights bill as soon as this week.
Several senators huddled inside Schumer's office to hash out details.

Sen. Warnock: "We understand the urgency and we're committed to getting some progress."

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (NpAcC)

213 China Joe is OK with only 40% of the population driving. All part of the plan! For the children...

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (S1hrL)

214 Dr. Jill has tested positive for Toe-vid 19.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (Xwt96)
++++
Go on...

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (3p5uk)

215 Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge


Completely ignoring the fact that the grid couldn't handle it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:42 AM (OCTRt)

Completely ignoring the environmental destruction required to 1) mine the necessary lithium and 2) build the necessary infrastructure to support EVs

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (ZIoLS)

216 Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge


Yeah-eah-eah-eah-yeah!!!
https://youtu.be/pkcJEvMcnEg

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (mZUr4)

217 I was just a wee one when the polio vaccine came out. Did they have to bribe people to take it?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (45fpk)

218 Abbott will fold, Texas will continue to be overrun. The walls are no longer stout and high.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (oWBc3)

219 Good Morning to the glorious warriors of the horde.

Gee, if they are going to "do communism right", they are off to a terrible start.

Of course there is no Utopian Communism, but if there were, people would be allowed free speech, justice would be "evenly distributed", BigGov would not make the rich richer, BigGov would not constantly coverup the BigMistakes ... and so on.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (Cus5s)

220 Dr. Jill has tested positive for Toe-vid 19.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (Xwt96)





I thought the Toelio vaccine provided protection against that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2021 07:45 AM (yQpMk)

foot masks are called shoes.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (F2/Ok)

221 Biden-Fueled Inflation is Killing American Buying Power
________

Maybe we should start calling it something like "killflation."
Posted by: Eeyore


Cullflation.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (OCTRt)

222 Speaking of CA power generation:

Prosecutors to file criminal charges against PG&E over role in CA wildfire last year that killed four people.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (UHVv4)

223 "Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM (49Exr)
"

I understand your skepticism, but they actually had the temerity to bring attention to this issue, and go there. That's a lot more then anyone else is doing, I am looking at you Kevin McCarthy, and I hope they persevere.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (VpIIl)

224 212 Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
Senate Democrats are preparing to release a revised voting rights bill as soon as this week.
Several senators huddled inside Schumer's office to hash out details.

Sen. Warnock: "We understand the urgency and we're committed to getting some progress."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (NpAcC)

=========

Failure theater for the leftist rubes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (LvTSG)

225 Were are going to track every American with a vax database but have NO FUCKING CLUE how many illegals are in the US.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (yrol0)

226 I will try and avoid the learned helplessness of the Federal level today. There is no triumph of liberal ideology over objective empirical analysis, because reality gets to win.

Everyone here can be of good cheer, because you collectively are smarter than our self-selected bien-pensant would-be overlords. Even me, at times. The burgeoning digital totalitarianism of self-regard is to be mocked.

And this is nothing new.
Roman times:
Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur
- Petronius

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

227 Walking on the beach barefoot and stepping on "something" puts her at risk of contracting flesh- eating bacteria. Just sayin.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:48 AM (S1hrL)

228 Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 07:38 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
That isn't a problem. It was just mean fewer cars. The plebes have been all uppity and assuming some kind of right to travel for far too long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (3p5uk)

229 I thought the Toelio vaccine provided protection against that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

foot masks are called shoes.
Posted by: Quint


Makes sense.
Like face diapers, open toed foot masks won't work.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (OCTRt)

230 Lindsey Scam out there pushing the infrastructure garbage while taking it in the squeakhole on everything else. But he talks a great game, doesn't he?

All of those senators and McConnell should be taken out in the primaries.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (VpIIl)

231 If there is one festive beverage to celebrate an anniversary with, it's Cream of Lutefisk Soup!

Posted by: Thorvald at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (a3Q+t)

232 Were are going to track every American with a vax database but have NO FUCKING CLUE how many illegals are in the US.
Posted by: rhennigantx



Or who is registered to vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:50 AM (OCTRt)

233 foot masks are called shoes.
--------------------
She wasn't wearing socks -- Joe was right about double-masking.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:50 AM (UHVv4)

234 Well, because we listen to the scientists, we listened to the expert

FUCK THE EXPERTS

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:50 AM (yrol0)

235 227 Walking on the beach barefoot and stepping on "something" puts her at risk of contracting flesh- eating bacteria. Just sayin

==

hypodermic needle?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2021 07:50 AM (oEn12)

236 If there is one festive beverage to celebrate an anniversary with, it's Cream of Lutefisk Soup!

Posted by: Thorvald at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (a3Q+t)


When you're right, you're right. Fer shur.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 30, 2021 07:51 AM (45fpk)

237 What Democrats, the enemy, are after is our unity. Every single thing they are doing is devised to break it. Don't let that happen, Form up.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 07:51 AM (VpIIl)

238 Walking on the beach barefoot and stepping on "something" puts her at risk of contracting flesh- eating bacteria.

She has to be the first person ever to step on a piece of glass and leave it in there for five days.

Nah, 'stepped' on a corona spike. Her vax went bad.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 07:51 AM (sTOQ8)

239 btw JJ great post titke!
I will steal that "Garland Archipelago"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2021 07:51 AM (oEn12)

240 wow how did I do the strike through??

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (yrol0)

241 240 wow how did I do the strike through??
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (yrol0)

==========

With great style.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (LvTSG)

242 I thought the Toelio vaccine provided protection against that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2021 07:45 AM (yQpMk)

foot masks are called shoes.
Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 07:46 AM (F2/Ok)


Crocs are ineffective against Toe-vid.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (PiwSw)

243 She wasn't wearing socks -- Joe was right about double-masking.

If it saves one life...shouldn't we have a federal shoe mandate?

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (sTOQ8)

244 She has to be the first person ever to step on a piece of glass and leave it in there for five days.

Nah, 'stepped' on a corona spike. Her vax went bad.
Posted by: t-bird

*

Yeah, that initial comment was my first thought. She's surrounded by doctors and none could pull a splinter out.

The latter comment would be fascinating. We'd never know, of course, but still.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (Otbk+)

245 Were are going to track every American with a vax database but have NO FUCKING CLUE how many illegals are in the US.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (yrol0)
++++
It all comes down to desire. They don't *want* to know where the illegals are, how many illegals there are, where and how often they vote, etc. They remain blissfully ignorant and take active steps to make it impossible to find out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (3p5uk)

246 @230

>>All of those senators and McConnell should be taken out in the primaries.


Looks at Dominions client/coverage brochure...

Yep, Kentucky is a client state.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (QnTgm)

247 Go on...
Posted by: Dick Morris


*******

Sexual heeling?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (Xwt96)

248 240 wow how did I do the strike through??
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (yrol0)

==========

With great style.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (LvTSG)

***

And panache

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (flINI)

249 Love Shack>>Shake Shack BABY

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (yrol0)

250 >>Walking on the beach barefoot in Hawaii and stepping on "something"


Is that the most "white privilege" injury or what?
I don't care about Jill.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (bDqIh)

251 Even if covid does go away (except it won't), there is always climate change!. Worse than Covid apparently.

But no worries -- Schmuckie is already working on it.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (S1hrL)

252 Crocs are ineffective against Toe-vid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2021 07:52 AM (PiwSw)

***

They also prevent you from getting laid

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (flINI)

253 She has to be the first person ever to step on a piece of glass and leave it in there for five days.

Nah, 'stepped' on a corona spike. Her vax went bad.
Posted by: t-bird

Yeah, that initial comment was my first thought. She's surrounded by doctors and none could pull a splinter out.

The latter comment would be fascinating. We'd never know, of course, but still.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Doctors everywhere but not a farrier in sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (OCTRt)

254 #162 Update:
JUST IN -- 2 crew members killed in attack on Israeli-managed ship, targeted off Oman in the Arabian Sea.
8:27 AM Jul 30, 2021

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (UHVv4)

255 "I understand your skepticism, but they actually had the temerity to bring attention to this issue, and go there. That's a lot more then anyone else is doing"
Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 07:47 AM (VpIIl)

You're right, I'm sorry LOL I'm just so jaded now.

I retract the snark I directed at the only GOP members who have done a damn thing about this.

But lets see results.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (49Exr)

256 To get Dr. Jill to the hospital they had to call a Toe Truck

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:55 AM (Xwt96)

257 What color "raising awareness" bracelets should we buy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 30, 2021 07:55 AM (Otbk+)

258 "wow how did I do the strike through??"

4.7
4.6
4.6

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:55 AM (49Exr)

259 Good morning morons,

We have baby khets in the house. Just borned last night while we slept.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2021 07:56 AM (OeBYn)

260 Do you know they make Mossy Oak camo crocs? Saw some the other day and thought of the boss on his Vespa, messenger bag flying in the wind.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:56 AM (cddbh)

261 After Dr. Jills procedure the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 07:56 AM (Xwt96)

262 256 A fan of Police Squad movies?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:57 AM (cddbh)

263 And California (Newsom EO if I remember right) banned the sale of new internal combustion cars and trucks by 2035.

HAHAH! Good luck with that.

Posted by: Mainah at July 30, 2021 07:57 AM (Boy/L)

264 Radio Shack > Love Shack

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 07:57 AM (mZUr4)

265 At Georgia Tech, there were 3.2 times as many DEI staff people as history professors.

Stop your donations! Dont send them one single penny!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 07:57 AM (yrol0)

266 Do you know they make Mossy Oak camo crocs? Saw some the other day and thought of the boss on his Vespa, messenger bag flying in the wind.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 07:56 AM (cddbh)


I was thinking more like hot pink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (vAqDU)

267 Do you know they make Mossy Oak camo crocs? Saw some the other day and thought of the boss on his Vespa, messenger bag flying in the wind.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
___

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (+tqLU)

268 231 If there is one festive beverage to celebrate an anniversary with, it's Cream of Lutefisk Soup!
Posted by: Thorvald at July 30, 2021 07:49 AM (a3Q+t)


With a topping of grated limburger...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (s2VJv)

269 "wow how did I do the strike through??"

4.7
4.6
4.6

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


2.5

Posted by: East German Judge at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (OCTRt)

270 Radio Shack > Love Shack
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 07:57 AM (mZUr4)

***

Horshack > Radio Shack > Love Shack > Shake Shack

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (flINI)

271 Biden...i forgot...which country do i nuke?

Jill....shut up.....eat your porridge.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 07:59 AM (qoz/n)

272
Then the rich can have the only personal vehicles while the rest of America must rely on public transportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM


do you want goats & chickens on city buses?

'cause this is how you get goats & chickens on city buses

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 07:59 AM (DUIap)

273 RIDE, little Ewok.... ride like the wind

Posted by: kraken at July 30, 2021 07:59 AM (8RL9Y)

274 Gym bro saw it coming:

https://tinyurl.com/y26xnsbe

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 08:00 AM (bDqIh)

275 Horshack > Radio Shack > Love Shack > Shake Shack
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 07:58 AM (flINI)


*raises hand and shouts "Ooooooh, oooooh!"*

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:00 AM (mZUr4)

276 Maybe Dr. Jill stepped on a shard of glass from a broken jelly jar. She's got toe jam!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:00 AM (Xwt96)

277 The Democraps only want to know what they need to know -- that there are millions of illegals in the country and more are coming.

They are very happy about that. Who needs actual numbers?

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:00 AM (S1hrL)

278 95 Remember when the left was telling us garland is really just a moderate and we should be glad to confirm him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2021 07:12 AM (GPwVZ)

Remember when the GOP knew Garland was a radical POS, denied him the Supreme Court then wasted no time confirming him as Attorney General?

Posted by: BinHim at July 30, 2021 08:01 AM (TFAzJ)

279 She might have flesh-eating bacteria and they amputated her foot.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (S1hrL)

280 I see the toe jokes are back.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (nxdel)

281 "You're right, I'm sorry LOL I'm just so jaded now.



I retract the snark I directed at the only GOP members who have done a damn thing about this.



But lets see results.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 07:54 AM (49Exr)"
We agree on that. There are a LOT of members of the caucus who are cowards. In fact, the women have more balls then the men. Chip Roy is sponsoring several good pieces of legislation protecting our liberties and nearly a third of the caucus has not signed on. The jackass platitude machine who poses as leader has not even gotten in front of these issues. We need to clean House because these people don't have what it takes to save our country, and they show it every day. But that doesn't include that group.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (VpIIl)

282 JUST IN -- China shuts down #Taishan nuclear reactor for "maintenance" over damaged fuel rods (AFP)
7:32 AM : Jul 30, 2021

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (UHVv4)

283 Report that China Joe will be 'asking' U.S. automakers to 'voluntarily' back 40% electric in new car sales by 2030.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge

Completely ignoring the fact that the grid couldn't handle it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 07:42 AM (OCTRt)

They truly believe they are gods who can alter reality by speaking things into existence.

Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (fcqmr)

284 Penis snake is thought to be invading Florida, believed to be released pets they are really legless amphibians and not poisonous. Perhaps we could get a certain sector of society to gather them up and abuse them, and leave the poor gerbils alone for once.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (Ea7/G)

285 272
Then the rich can have the only personal vehicles while the rest of America must rely on public transportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 07:43 AM

do you want goats & chickens on city buses?

'cause this is how you get goats & chickens on city buses
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 07:59 AM (DUIap)

How charmingly third world!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (z5Vrg)

286 Team Nazi Rainbow and Netherlands tied up at 2-2

Just went into Extra Time

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (49Exr)

287 My son is a big fan of places like Red Robin, Shake Shack, 5 Guys, etc. Even he has noticed the drop in quality and the dregs of society that infest those joints now. He said the food quality is so bad and the service so shitty he's stopped going to them. That says a lot since he doesn't cook for himself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (BFigT)

288 >Walking on the beach barefoot in Hawaii and stepping on "something"





Is that the most "white privilege" injury or what?

I don't care about Jill.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 07:53 AM (bDqIh)

as someone who has experienced the old thing up the foot disease, it is hard to make too much light of it. But your comment does remind me of the Margaritaville song.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (F2/Ok)

289 Gym bro saw it coming:
https://tinyurl.com/y26xnsbe
Posted by: Lizzy


Gym bro nails it

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (OMKK+)

290 "Completely ignoring the fact that there's not enough lithium on earth to accommodate any of this.
Posted by: Sponge "

*Pssst*

The government has a secret plan to build nuclear power plants, disguised as solar panel farms.

Pass it on...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (3D/fK)

291 She was close to a military base so she might have come down with Missiletoe

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (flINI)

292 "The plebes have been all uppity and assuming some kind of right to travel for far too long."

The plebes will own nothing (by law) and be happy (by law).

I stay in my home and Amazon delivers my weekly box of Amazon rations. Some Amazon workers are allowed out for necessary work, but production is Wisely moved to China.

Google News runs all day in my home (by law), and our glorious leaders have a five year plan to Build Back Better. And I must (by law) say, it is Beautiful.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (Cus5s)

293 Extra Time:
"In association football knockout competitions or competition stages, teams play an extra 30 minutes, called extra time, when the deciding leg (or replay of a tie) has not produced a winner by the end of normal or full-time."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:04 AM (49Exr)

294 Ponderin' something I read in American Thinker.
Is Biden settin' to be sayin' something stupid when he starts clippin' his words?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 30, 2021 08:05 AM (cSyAR)

295 If we complain loud enough, maybe we can get an extra rice ration for the month... like in Cuba...

Posted by: kraken at July 30, 2021 08:05 AM (8RL9Y)

296 Just give us the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and we can finally do something about Obamacare Marxism!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (yK9py)

297 Team Nazi Rainbow and Netherlands tied up at 2-2
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Dyke versus dyke!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (UHVv4)

298 The local fishwrap points out that phony flu infections are above DeRINO's past ridiculous benchmark. Proving that even turncoats can learn things when elections approach, he says no fucking way.

The enemedia can't die soon enough.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (y7DUB)

299 289 Gym bro saw it coming:
https://tinyurl.com/y26xnsbe
Posted by: Lizzy

Gym bro nails it
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (OMKK+)

Yeah, great summary.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (z5Vrg)

300 Just checked out that Love Boat video from the sidebar. Some very naturally beautiful, un-enhanced ladies!

At 2:41, the young lady bears a striking resemblance to Igrit from Game of Thrones (as in "You know nothing, Jon Snow!")

Comments to the video capture a common sentiment for us over-29 folks.

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (mZUr4)

301 Wendy's still makes good burgers but it'll cost you $9, $10+ with fries.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (S1hrL)

302 I see blue checkmark leftists are calling out the Twitter Nazis to shame companies into mandating vaccines for their employees

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

303 *Pssst*

The government has a secret plan to build nuclear power plants, disguised as solar panel farms.

Pass it on...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Then we're all going to drive bumper cars. Because without lithium, we have no batteries.

12v lead acid? You'd best live within 3 miles of work.

Posted by: East German Judge at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (OCTRt)

304 Stellar coverage by the NYTs:

"One of these teams will win tonight, and one will lose, and one might even go on to win the gold. "

You don't say.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (49Exr)

305 303
Then we're all going to drive bumper cars. Because without lithium, we have no batteries.

12v lead acid? You'd best live within 3 miles of work.
Posted by: East German Judge at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (OCTRt)

===========

Answer: Rechargeable triple-A batteries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (LvTSG)

306 DOCTOR Jill Biden undergoing procedure to remove an object that became lodged in her ass while walking on a Hawaiian beach.

******

In case anybody was wondering, there IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S90.851A
Superficial foreign body, right foot, initial encounter

There's a code for everything. I saw a code for "Struck by falling object on passenger ship". ( ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code V93.41XA )

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (Xwt96)

307 Dims will ice Biden. Better party optics that he die suddenly instead of fading.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (qoz/n)

308 Team Nazi Rainbow and Netherlands
--------------
Dyke versus dyke!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (UHVv4)

Took me a moment. Nice one.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:09 AM (49Exr)

309 307 Dims will ice Biden. Better party optics that he die suddenly instead of fading.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (qoz/n)

========

Too late to avoid the fading.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:09 AM (LvTSG)

310 hahaha, from "gym bro" link:

"sheep are just mad the Conspiracy theorist are like 94 - 0 on the scoreboard..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:09 AM (yK9py)

311 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S90.851A
Superficial foreign body, right foot, initial encounter

There's a code for everything. I saw a code for "Struck by falling object on passenger ship". ( ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code V93.41XA )
Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (Xwt96)

***

What's the code for... you know...

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (flINI)

312 "Took me a moment. Nice one."


Just jam a finger in the hole.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (3D/fK)

313 Entire Fully-Vaxxed DC Doctors' Office Tests Positive for Covid-19

This is becoming a joke.

It's rare that we post stories about anecdotal, unconfirmed reports, but Branko Milanovic is well-respected in his field. Moreover, he's not a "right-wing conspiracy theorist" or "anti-vaxxer." He's a progressive income inequality expert in DC and an avowed Marxist.
...
This week has brought a sharp decline in CDC trust among medical professionals, especially following the reversal on face mask guidelines. The Tweet by Milanovic stood out because it captures the wave of frustration engulfing the nation.

The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)

314 280 I see the toe jokes are back.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (nxdel)


Prolly be added to the Style Guide some time next week.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (8C7+r)

315 Dims will ice Harris too for too many reasons.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (qoz/n)

316 Stellar coverage by the NYTs:

"One of these teams will win tonight, and one will lose, and one might even go on to win the gold. "

You don't say.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (49Exr)
++++
Whoever that is, he's channeling his inner Madden. Madden did this crap all the time. His pinnacle, in my opinion, is when he was announcing a Cowboys game back when Aikman was the QB. Aikman took a pretty brutal hit that resulted in him losing a contact lens, so the Cowboys took a time out so he could run out and get a new one.

Madden - calling upon all of his incisive wisdom - said, "Troy Aikman. Now there's a guy who, when he has his contact lenses in, he can see better."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (3p5uk)

317 Gym bro saw it coming:
https://tinyurl.com/y26xnsbe
Posted by: Lizzy

Gym bro nails it
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 08:03 AM (OMKK+)


1:37 without a single utterance of umm, like, or literally. How refreshing!!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (mZUr4)

318 "China shuts down #Taishan nuclear reactor for "maintenance" over damaged fuel rods (AFP)"


I assume that is the one that had problems a month ago or so (and should have been shut down then). The French were involved (in construction?) ... Can China build anything on their own, or do they steal all tech (including gain of function) and still need foreigners to do maintenance?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (Cus5s)

319 I thought if you step on something at the beach you're supposed to get somebody to pee on your foot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (dfRN6)

320 313 The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)

=========

Trust not in men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (LvTSG)

321 Australia's Scott Morrison Sets 80% Vaccination Requirement Before He'll Reopen Borders

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (2o90I)

322 307

They only start eating their own after they've eaten us IIRC.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (S1hrL)

323
298 The local fishwrap points out that phony flu infections are above DeRINO's past ridiculous benchmark. Proving that even turncoats can learn things when elections approach, he says no fucking way.

The enemedia can't die soon enough.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:06 AM (y7DUB)


He went back on that ridiculous benchmark in May. Just a few weeks before the overridden veto bill was going to take effect. That way he could take credit of ending it. And then the cdc changed their crap and he fast tracked it by a week sooner. My home county Republican Party announced several weeks ago that they will not endorse him.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (OVSq4)

324 Entire Fully-Vaxxed DC Doctors' Office Tests Positive for Covid-19

This is becoming a joke. ...
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)
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Ah, but which is the joke? Is the vaccine the joke, or is the test a joke? It can be both, but it cannot be neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (3p5uk)

325 Wendy's still makes good burgers but it'll cost you $9, $10+ with fries.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:07 AM (S1hrL)

they used to be way better. Back in the 80s the only reason people would choose Mcd's over Wendy's was the fries. A perfect fast food meal would have been the juicy Wendy's burgers and Mcds fries if one took the time. I am not pining for days past, but there was a a difference.

And for Five Guys, my only complaints are the well done burgers and that you likely can't get out of there without spending $15 per person. That is just not right.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (F2/Ok)

326 316 Madden - calling upon all of his incisive wisdom - said, "Troy Aikman. Now there's a guy who, when he has his contact lenses in, he can see better."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (3p5uk)

==========

"Here's $10,000 for calling this game, Mr. Madden."

"I am accepting this money, which will increase the amount of money I have in my bank account."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (LvTSG)

327 Trust not in men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (LvTSG)
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Preach it, brother!

Posted by: The Squad, Kamala Harris, Jill Biden, Nancy Pelosi, et. al. at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (3p5uk)

328 321 Australia's Scott Morrison Sets 80% Vaccination Requirement Before He'll Reopen Borders
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (2o90I)

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I'm okay with this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (LvTSG)

329 This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".

My suggestion? Think for yourself.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (PPQdm)

330 I don't think "fully vaccinated means what they think it does."

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (mbFEM)

331 Did someone say toes??

https://youtu.be/kD-unyd10tM

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (mZUr4)

332 How many in this doctor's office are projected to die?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (LvTSG)

333 And for Five Guys, my only complaints are the well done burgers and that you likely can't get out of there without spending $15 per person. That is just not right.
Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (F2/Ok)
++++
Five Guys has a very good product in my opinion. The cost is not worth it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (3p5uk)

334 The last time I was at a Wendys they had a kid tasked with chasing cockroaches around the kitchen with a broom. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (flINI)

335 >>"What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow". Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)

Martian pesticide campaign status: Moderately successful.

Learn the language of the conqueror. Klaatu barada nickto.

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (xK9An)

336 How many in this doctor's office are projected to die?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (LvTSG)
++++
All of 'em. No one gets out of life alive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (3p5uk)

337 I love you all. Happy Friday you pains in the ass.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (xnYBL)

338 336 How many in this doctor's office are projected to die?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (LvTSG)
++++
All of 'em. No one gets out of life alive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (3p5uk)

=========

Shut it down! Shut it down, forever!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (LvTSG)

339 Everybody needs to toe the line and listen to the experts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (cddbh)

340 >>334 The last time I was at a Wendys they had a kid tasked with chasing cockroaches around the kitchen with a broom. I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (flINI)

"Several fast-food chains have reported shortages of menu items due to supply-chain snags."

Cockroaches: menu items.

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (xK9An)

341 Two Men Develop Oozing Boils on Their Faces After Receiving Moderna Jab


it's always "rare"

It's like opening up a box of Cracker Jacks! You never know what you're gonna get! Suprise!

or Russian Roulette

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (2o90I)

342 "Branko Milanovic is... an avowed Marxist."

[scribble scribble scribble]

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (49Exr)

343 Martian pesticide campaign status: Moderately successful.

Learn the language of the conqueror. Klaatu barada nickto.
Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (xK9An)
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I dunno. I might take a Martian warlord over a Democrat at this point. Alien invaders might have a higher likelihood of defeat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (3p5uk)

344 If only they had worn masks...

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (S1hrL)

345 Testing people that are vaccinated and showing no symptoms is like continuing to look for your keys after you found them ten minutes ago, and you're holding them in your hand as you look.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (OVSq4)

346 >>339 Everybody needs to toe the line and listen to the experts. Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 08:14 AM (cddbh)

This is correct. We are all in this together (WAAITT)

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (xK9An)

347 343 I dunno. I might take a Martian warlord over a Democrat at this point. Alien invaders might have a higher likelihood of defeat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (3p5uk)

========

Just gotta sneeze on 'em.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (LvTSG)

348 I don't think "fully vaccinated means what they think it does."
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (mbFEM)


Inconceivable!!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (mZUr4)

349 What's the code for... you know...
Posted by: Richard Gere


*****

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S36.61XA
Primary beast injury of rectum, initial encounter


(Oh wait. My mistake. I misread that. It's primary blast injury to rectum. Ouch!)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (Xwt96)

350 Garland and his ilk want to make us South Africa. Despicable tikkun olam will not heal the world but set it ablaze. Fuck him.

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (ONvIw)

351 15 millenia to flatten the curve!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (flINI)

352 @313

As has been said, ad nauseam, since February of 2020, this has been one gigantic Scam and Op, and has been devoid of logic or reason and has been as antithetical to science as can be imagined.


The CDC just "discovered" that viruses mutate for Pete's sake.

Meet need to pay a heavy price for this monstrosity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (QnTgm)

353 Paypal is giving the ADL your purchasing history so they can profile/analyze you: https://tinyurl.com/ym945ukw

The ADL will be granted access to Paypal's transaction history, with the purpose of "uncovering actors and networks" spreading "all forms of hate and bigotry."

ALthough this is a flagrant violation of users' privacy, Paypal's TOS grants them and their partners the ability to collect and analyze detailed user transaction data, including home addresses, personal characteristsics, banking information, purchase history, geolocation, biometrics, and employment information.


WTF



Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 08:16 AM (bDqIh)

354 343 Martian pesticide campaign status: Moderately successful.

Learn the language of the conqueror. Klaatu barada nickto.
Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:13 AM (xK9An)
++++
I dunno. I might take a Martian warlord over a Democrat at this point. Alien invaders might have a higher likelihood of defeat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:15 AM (3p5uk)

It's not that bleak. Democrats employ policies that are ruinous for a country, so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:16 AM (z5Vrg)

355 Yes, it's the "French" nuke plant.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:16 AM (UHVv4)

356 Trivia: the Spanish flu was around until 1950. Do the math.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:17 AM (S1hrL)

357 Greetings fappers and fappees. What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:17 AM (HaL55)

358 Did you ever get the feeling the CDC experts got their creds from a correspondence school that advertised on matchbooks?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (cddbh)

359 Puddin Heads approval rating is plummeting because people now see who he, and his fellow Democrats really are. However, 10 Republican senators are ready to hand him a victory on so-called "infrastructure" (the bill has not been released) and give it to us, the party members and voters, in the squeak hole.

These are the people who want us to put them back in the majority? Go to hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (wtmsr)

360 The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)

**

Poor thing. Credentials really do work on credentialed people. I never realized it before now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (yK9py)

361 Democrats: The Hiwis of the Martian "human categorization/detention camp" program.

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (xK9An)

362 Australia's Scott Morrison Sets 80% Vaccination Requirement Before He'll Reopen Borders
-------------------
Current Aussie fully-vaxxed rate is 14%!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (UHVv4)

363 The ADL will be granted access to Paypal's transaction history, with the purpose of "uncovering actors and networks" spreading "all forms of hate and bigotry." ...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 08:16 AM (bDqIh)
++++
This will be interesting. I wonder how they will define everything. The only thing I have ever used my PayPal account for is E-Bay purchases, and most of my E-Bay purchases have been one-off dishes (to replace things in sets that were broken), sometimes something Mid-century Modern for my house, etc. I am willing to be that makes me a white supremacist. Only whitey cares about replacing broken things, and antiques hearken back to a day when white supremacists reclined in their oppressive splendor.

When you hit the tip jar here, don't use your PayPal account. You don't have to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (3p5uk)

364 "If only they had worn masks..."

Can't help but wonder if any of them had the hubris to hope out loud for unvaccinated people would catch COVID and die.

That's why I'm keeping my mouth shut. Karma camps in my living room.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (49Exr)

365 357 Greetings fappers and fappees. What fresh hell awaits us this day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:17 AM (H

It's Friday. So expect some sort of late day news dump they hope is forgotten about by Monday.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (OVSq4)

366 360
Poor thing. Credentials really do work on credentialed people. I never realized it before now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (yK9py)

=========

"Well, I'm really smart and honest, and I have a Ph.D. You also have a Ph.D., so you must be as smart and as honest as me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (LvTSG)

367 You don't want to be around China Joe for a Code Brown.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (UHVv4)

368 My suggestion? Think for yourself.
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2021 08:12 AM (PPQdm)

Hospital systems and the AMA have worked hard to minimize individual judgement, replacing it with lock step protocols and "pathways", based on "evidence". As we see, evidence is often produced for political reasons.

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (ONvIw)

369 Back in June my son and I were in downtown Nashville, music row, for dinner. He picked a burger joint in an eatery. They had tater tots as a side. They were better than the burger.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (BFigT)

370 The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".
Posted by: artisanal ette

#1. Stop listening to the CDC. They're winging it too.
#2. When you throw out 100 years of medical knowledge, this is what you get.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (OCTRt)

371 There was a really comical post in one of those twitter feeds, btw:


"Man who agrees with corporations, government, media, Hollywood, and universities insists that he's part of the resistance"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (yK9py)

372 ""One of these teams will win tonight, and one will lose, and one might even go on to win the gold. "

and we must change that unfair practice. Everyone should get the gold (except white people, who stole all the gold in the first place)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (Cus5s)

373 @341

>>It's like opening up a box of Cracker Jacks! You never know what you're gonna get! Suprise!


When you jig with with the body, the body jigs back.

Or alternatively...

This is why you don't promiscuously and wantonly take an experimental, EUA Only, therapy for a virus that is 99.9xx pct recoverable by most populations.

And the fact that they are coming after our children should have everyone out for blood.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 08:20 AM (QnTgm)

374 360 The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:10 AM (2o90I)

**

Poor thing. Credentials really do work on credentialed people. I never realized it before now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (yK9py)

It's bizarre. With some degree of self-awareness you'd think they'd realize that they are also supposedly infallible experts and not expert-worship themselves.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:20 AM (z5Vrg)

375 They should do it on TVvvvv....jab you....if you react badly like the movie ....The Thing then execute with flamethrower.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:20 AM (qoz/n)

376
Greetings fappers and fappees. What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:17 AM


today's special is Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and hell.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (DUIap)

377 Gee, I never guessed that the UFT, NEA, SEIU and APWU were knuckle-dragging, MAGA hat-wearing, bitter-clinging, anti-science, Bible-thumping inbred, unwashed, backward red state vaccine refuseniks.


If was cynical, I would bet the vaccine refusal is simply the opening bid by the unions in an attempt to squeeze more tax money and other concessions out of slimy and weak Democrat politicians.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (AMIL/)

378 They truly believe they are gods who can alter reality by speaking things into existence.
Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2021 08:02 AM (fcqmr)

Californication is already asking people NOT to plug in their cars on hot days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (yrol0)

379 "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".


Not to worry. Latest CDC directive on masks is the last. Masks everywhere, for everyone, forever.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (MxEKc)

380 Australia's Scott Morrison Sets 80% Vaccination Requirement Before He'll Reopen Borders
-------------------
Current Aussie fully-vaxxed rate is 14%!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:18 AM (UHVv4)


What's their infection rate and death count?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

381 with a fried egg on top and hell.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (DUIap)

but mostly HELL

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

382 "If only they had worn masks..."

**

I found the size comparison of different objects down to the molecular level yesterday.

Smoke is larger than the virus.

Firemen can't enter smoke-filled environments and breathe safely in N95 masks, much less crappy disposable blue ones.

Image in name field link.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (yK9py)

383 Old and busted: Masks and vaccines.
New hotness: Self-contained breathing apparatuses.

(Until we generate antiviral gills).

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (xK9An)

384 Did you ever get the feeling the CDC experts got their creds from a correspondence school that advertised on matchbooks?
Posted by: bill in arkansas


If you can draw this turtle, you too can go to med school!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (OCTRt)

385 Hospital systems and the AMA have worked hard to minimize individual judgement, replacing it with lock step protocols and "pathways", based on "evidence". As we see, evidence is often produced for political reasons.
Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (ONvIw)


Call it mechanistic medicine. Doctors are the new breed of mechanics.

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (S1hrL)

386 today's special is Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and hell.

******

I bet there's a code for that. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (Xwt96)

387 Team Nazi Rainbow and Netherlands still 2-2

10 minutes left, then it goes to penalty kicks if no goals

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (49Exr)

388 The CDC is from the government, here to help.

Posted by: klaftern at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (r4sI4)

389 383 Old and busted: Masks and vaccines.
New hotness: Self-contained breathing apparatuses.

(Until we generate antiviral gills).
Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (xK9An)

==========

ZOD is behind the times.

We will all be Bubble Boys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (LvTSG)

390 #1. Stop listening to the CDC. They're winging it too.

#2. When you throw out 100 years of medical knowledge, this is what you get.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 08:19 AM (OCTRt)

Pfizer knows what we should do.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (F2/Ok)

391 with a fried egg on top and hell.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (DUIap)

"Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell!"

- Bloody Vikings

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 30, 2021 08:24 AM (dfRN6)

392 The entire office of my doctor in DC got covid. They were all double-vaccinated. This morning, my poor doctor was sitting in her chair (she tested positive too) and shaking her head: "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".

**

Imagine how they're going to feel when they learn they permanently f*cked up their immune system's ability to respond the way it used to because the CDC told them to.

Remember, the CDC said outright that you WOULD NOT CATCH the COVID if you were vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (yK9py)

393 " Testing people that are vaccinated and showing no symptoms is like continuing to look for your keys after you found them ten minutes ago, and you're holding them in your hand as you look."


???????

Posted by: Jo-Jo Biden , President Select at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (3D/fK)

394 @380

The West has lost it's f-cking mind.


This is sheer lunacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (QnTgm)

395 It's Friday. So expect some sort of late day news dump they hope is forgotten about by Monday.

Well, the news is already out that the Puddinhead economy is in the shitter, something we all knew was coming. Inflation is way up and Walter The Puppet is underwater in popularity already. And that's just this week. What else bad could there be that PROGDA will allow to be heard? Not that I really want to know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (HaL55)

396 379 "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".


Not to worry. Latest CDC directive on masks is the last. Masks everywhere, for everyone, forever.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (MxEKc)


I thought COVID-positive people must to quarantine themselves for ten or more days. or until they test negative two days in a row? That is now bad science? Since when? Calling Dr. Walensky...

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (AMIL/)

397 Californication is already asking people NOT to plug in their cars on hot days.

******

Typical response: "But I'm not using any energy when I plug in my car, I'm storing it up!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (Xwt96)

398 What if Aussies do not want the borders reopened? PM might want to revisit his incentive structure.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (oWBc3)

399 Thousands of public school buses, according to the document, would be replaced with "zero emission vehicles" as part of a $7.5 billion effort to "modernize" the countrys transportation.

The electric buses:
1. Die in heat
2. Use regenerative braking that does NOT stop in hilly county
3. Cannot be repaired as the 2 biggest elec bus companies do not have replacement parts
4. Are so unreliable that many cities keep a (or many) motor bus running to stand in for service

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (yrol0)

400 "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".

What do we do? We start here:

1) Men can't have babies
2) 2 + 2 = 4 always
3) There! Are! FOUR! Lights!
4) ...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (49Exr)

401 395 It's Friday. So expect some sort of late day news dump they hope is forgotten about by Monday.

Well, the news is already out that the Puddinhead economy is in the shitter, something we all knew was coming. Inflation is way up and Walter The Puppet is underwater in popularity already. And that's just this week. What else bad could there be that PROGDA will allow to be heard? Not that I really want to know...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (HaL55)

=========

"And in lighter news to end this news program, we have discovered that Joe Biden is the leader of a child sex and sacrifice cult. Have a great weekend!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (LvTSG)

402 Former lib Dave Rubin
Regarding 'the Left:' "I have come to absolutely hate these people, they are all absolutely awful. They can't solve any of their own problems and yet they want to solve all of our problems."

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

403 I should get stuff done, before it gets too hot out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (3D/fK)

404 "What do we do: CDC tells us one thing today, the very opposite tomorrow".


Not to worry. Latest CDC directive on masks is the last. Masks everywhere, for everyone, forever.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (MxEKc)


I'm waiting on the hazmat mandates.

Does anyone know who Levin died?

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (2o90I)

405 with a fried egg on top and hell.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2021 08:21 AM (DUIap)

but mostly HELL
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)


With a side of hell with extra hell on earth.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

406 Dims will ice Biden. Better party optics that he die suddenly instead of fading.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (qoz/n)

Old truck drivers never die, they just head further on up the roadl

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (cSyAR)

407 ZOD is behind the times.
We will all be Bubble Boys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Oh, I dunno. SCUBA is essentially just a sexy, form-fitting bubble...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (3p5uk)

408 Martian Pesticide Command Center.

"Has the second launch shown effectiveness?"
"Yes, sire. It is the 'delta variant.' Fear is rampant."
"Are the humans still reproducing?"
(Muttering, downcast eyes, shuffling of feet)
"A consequence, sire, of their quarantining. They fear exposure by purchasing contraception, and proximity in their homes is causing them to reproduce."
"Introduce a 'homosexual phage' in the next launch."
"We have done this, sire. But the homosexuals are now opting to have reproductive organs of their opposite sex implanted in them."
(Sigh) "Not a species worth enslaving. Meh. Carry on."

Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (xK9An)

409 399 Thousands of public school buses, according to the document, would be replaced with "zero emission vehicles" as part of a $7.5 billion effort to "modernize" the countrys transportation.

The electric buses:
1. Die in heat
2. Use regenerative braking that does NOT stop in hilly county
3. Cannot be repaired as the 2 biggest elec bus companies do not have replacement parts
4. Are so unreliable that many cities keep a (or many) motor bus running to stand in for service
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (yrol0)

I think the word or this is tragicomedy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (z5Vrg)

410
Call it mechanistic medicine. Doctors are the new breed of mechanics.
Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:22 AM (S1hrL)

There is a huge push for conformity of ideas and "best practice". It's been going on for 40 years and started in socialized medicine in Europe. By about 2005, 80% of hospitals here were on board with pre-designed treatment pathways, so is it any wonder that the docs won't give out ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine? Also most accrediting agencies and insurers expect you to follow "hospital policy" which means conformity.

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (ONvIw)

411 So if that plant has a meltdown and it burns a hole all the way through the Earth....where would it come out?

I know. Its stupid. My spelling sucks but not like gravity.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (qoz/n)

412 3 " Testing people that are vaccinated and showing no symptoms is like continuing to look for your keys after you found them ten minutes ago, and you're holding them in your hand as you look."


???????
Posted by: Jo-Jo Biden , President Select at July 30, 2021 08:25 AM (3D/fK)



Well, that way, the keys weren't in the last place you looked, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

413 407 ZOD is behind the times.
We will all be Bubble Boys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Oh, I dunno. SCUBA is essentially just a sexy, form-fitting bubble...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (3p5uk)

==========

*waves seductively*
-Trigglypuff

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (LvTSG)

414 I should get stuff done, before it gets too hot out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (3D/fK)


You're probably 4 hours past that time!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (mZUr4)

415 Dims will ice Biden. Better party optics that he die suddenly instead of fading.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (qoz/n)

Old truck drivers never die, they just head further on up the roadl
Posted by: Northernlurker


Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (OCTRt)

416 today's special is Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished
with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and hell.


Yum. Oh, by the way garcon, hold the hell please. It upsets my stomach something terrible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (HaL55)

417 #1. Stop listening to the CDC. They're winging it too.


Yeah, but don't tell us, call 1-888-JOEBIDEN and clue him in.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (AMIL/)

418 408 (Sigh) "Not a species worth enslaving. Meh. Carry on."
Posted by: ZOD at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (xK9An)

=========

Too innovative?

(This was great, by the way.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (LvTSG)

419 The electric buses:
... 2. Use regenerative braking that does NOT stop in hilly county ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 30, 2021 08:26 AM (yrol0)
++++
Can anyone in the know explain that one? Hybrid cars have had regenerative braking for decades, and they don't suffer from braking problems on hills. There are hybrids everywhere in the CO mountains, and I don't see them careening off of shear faces or smashing into barriers because of brake failure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2021 08:29 AM (3p5uk)

420 97 The regime has drawn the line in the sand on vaccinations. I don't see how they can back off now without destroying their credibility with their drooling idiot supporters. They have to carry this out to the end, what ever that is.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2021 07:13 AM (MxEKc)


Genocide.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 30, 2021 08:29 AM (DTX3h)

421 ZOD is behind the times.
We will all be Bubble Boys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 30, 2021 08:23 AM (LvTSG)


You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/GqxaCG9PBOs


Oh......You said BUBBLE boys......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

422 How do you burn out at 80 when you have already faded away? Def Lepard didn't reason this out.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 30, 2021 08:29 AM (oWBc3)

423

need to get stuff done too

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (2o90I)

424 Team Nazi Rainbow has had EIGHT potential goals squandered due to offsides calls, some less than a foot.

Focusing on SJW nonsense has its cost.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (49Exr)

425 Here's the link to the CDC telling you that you wouldn't catch COVID if you got the vaccine.

"Twitter Sample Messages"

"FACT: #COVID19 vaccination helps keep you from getting COVID-19."

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-
ncov/communication/vaccination-toolkit.html

Go ahead and spread that around on your twitter and facebook feeds if you'd like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (yK9py)

426 @420

>>Genocide.

Jonestown was a cautionary tale not a roadmap to a brighter tomorrow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (QnTgm)

427 *how* did Carl Levin die?

I am guessing most people in congress did not get the kill shot

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (2o90I)

428 I think the word or this is tragicomedy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 30, 2021 08:27 AM (z5Vrg)

Or the Simpsonsism "Traumedy".

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (s/0d9)

429 Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2021 08:28 AM (AMIL/)

The CDC is using political designs to continue funding. No shock. At my last and final facility, the word went out that though shall treat transgenderism as real and give them hormones. So, I'm out. Fucked up peopel do not need validation of delusion.

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (ONvIw)

430 oops make that NINE hahaha

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (49Exr)

431 Dims will ice Biden...because revenge is best served cold??

Posted by: Ziba at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (S1hrL)

432 " Testing people that are vaccinated and showing no symptoms is like continuing to look for your keys after you found them ten minutes ago, and you're holding them in your hand as you look."



You must carry your umbrella so your neighbor doesn't get wet.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (OCTRt)

433

art is up

/wave

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (2o90I)

434 I am guessing most people in congress did not get the kill shot
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (2o90I)

He was fat and 87, could have been anything

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (ONvIw)

435 My home county Republican Party announced several weeks ago that they will not endorse him.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:11 AM (OVSq4)


Good. We just need some valid candidates to primary the bugeyed failure instead of jerking off over Portman's vacated seat. It would give Josh Mandel a chance to prove he can do more in a high profile spot instead of tanking to Sherrod Brown and making commercials with Urban Meyer.

Joe Blystone might be a good replacement but his name recognition is nil in most of the state.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

436 I just love the feigned outrage of the GOPe representatives who weren't allowed into Lubyanka. Funking twits.

Posted by: Archer at July 30, 2021 08:32 AM (gmo/4)

437 "Stop listening to the CDC. They're winging it too."

SNL: "There's just nothing out there to make fun of..

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 08:32 AM (49Exr)

438 But Levin apparently died of lung cancer

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:32 AM (ONvIw)

439 Dims will ice Biden. Better party optics that he die suddenly instead of fading.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 30, 2021 08:08 AM (qoz/n)


They do not care about the optics of Joe or public opinion. They intend to implement whatever they can, now, by hook or crook, and if they lose control of Congress in 2022, so what? JoeKamala has the Veto Pen, and it is unlikely the Republicans gain a veto-proof majority in both Houses. We be screwed.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2021 08:32 AM (AMIL/)

440 Call it mechanistic medicine. Doctors are the new breed of mechanics.


a far higher percentage of mechanics are able to think critically. unfair comparison.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2021 08:33 AM (j9HX3)

441 Joe Blystone might be a good replacement but his name recognition is nil in most of the state.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 30, 2021 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

And I think Renacci is running for governor too. Which sucks and so I expect DeWine to win due to too many candidates if not outright. And so this I'll be voting for the Democrat come November 2022

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:34 AM (OVSq4)

442 Ah, the Bulletboys. Saw them.... a long time ago.

Sigh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2021 08:34 AM (vAqDU)

443 "Twitter Sample Messages"
"FACT: #COVID19 vaccination helps keep you from getting COVID-19."
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-
ncov/communication/vaccination-toolkit.html
Go ahead and spread that around on your twitter and facebook feeds if you'd like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:30 AM (yK9py)

They'll of course say that it doesn't guarantee you won't catch it, and that they were speaking the truth by saying the vaccination helps.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:36 AM (OVSq4)

444 oh my theconservativetreehouse

did not see this until now - knew this was coming

Report, CDC Expected To Announce Tomorrow That COVID Vaccines Don't Work on Delta Variant -- Hence, White House Credits Trump With Vaccine Today

The White House would never credit Donald Trump with the vaccine rollout unless there was something negative about the vaccine that is going to hit the newswires; that is a no-brainer.

That baseline is why CTH said two months ago to watch for the moment when the White House credits Trump with the vaccine, because that's the moment when: (1) the vaccine was going to be identified as dangerous; and/or (2) reports would show the vaccine did not work.

Today the White House credited President Trump with the vaccine:

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:36 AM (2o90I)

445 Good news: Labor compensation up 2.9% over 2020
Bad news: Inflation up 3.5%

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2021 08:37 AM (LRoxw)

446 a far higher percentage of mechanics are able to think critically. unfair comparison.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2021 08:33 AM (j9HX3)

The hospitals' reimbursements are often tied to lock step treatment, demanded by insurers. If you've ever got stuck doing an insurance review, the other party on the line will know exactly what the "pathway" will look like. Also malpractice lawyers know this too, and if you stick to the "pathway" you're ok. It's a nasty change, but there it is. There is even a push to use identical medication regimens for some illness, and I'd bet a lot that drug companies want their latest and greatest preferred to something that works as well.

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:38 AM (ONvIw)

447 They'll of course say that it doesn't guarantee you won't catch it, and that they were speaking the truth by saying the vaccination helps.

**

Not much wiggle room in "keep you from getting"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:38 AM (yK9py)

448 nood art

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 30, 2021 08:39 AM (UHVv4)

449 Now the lines they use of "the vaccines are effective at preventing Covid-19" are much stronger than the "help" line to attack their politicized bullshit.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2021 08:40 AM (OVSq4)

450 Report, CDC Expected To Announce Tomorrow That COVID Vaccines Don't Work on Delta Variant -- Hence, White House Credits Trump With Vaccine Today


***

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - firemen don't wear disposable blue masks to breathe in smoke-filled areas at July 30, 2021 08:41 AM (yK9py)

451 438 But Levin apparently died of lung cancer

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2021 08:32 AM (ONvIw)


/fills in death certificate PDF

"Cause of death: Lung cancer and COVID-19 but mostly COVID-19"

Posted by: your heroic medical community at July 30, 2021 08:43 AM (DTX3h)

452 thanks

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:45 AM (2o90I)

453 Posted by: artisanal ette at July 30, 2021 08:36 AM

It's so embarrassing. All of it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2021 08:51 AM (vdlzX)

454 >>Former lib Dave Rubin -- Regarding 'the Left:' "I have come to absolutely hate these people, they are all absolutely awful. They can't solve any of their own problems and yet they want to solve all of our problems make our lives as messed up as theirs to make themselves feel better."

FIFY

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2021 08:52 AM (bDqIh)

455 The New York State Bar Association (now a skin suit being worn by Marxist/BLM totalitarians) has convened a "special task force" to provide their "recommendation requiring all Court personnel" i.e. any attorney who wants to go to Court be vaccinated as a condition of entry.

No analysis or even a caution of need to vet its constitutionality, just "how much can we chime in to enforce the progressive agenda."

Same for "hate speech" and same for Letitia James announcing "investigations" of Trump, Trump World, Trump family and Trump Donors on the grounds of "because." The NYS Bar Association can't trip over its dick fast enough to create special "panels" and "commissions" made up entirely of the hard left, to endorse and praise every totalitarian pineapple shoved up the ass of Rule of Law --in the name of the legal profession.

Posted by: Zek at July 30, 2021 09:04 AM (dEaub)

456 Test

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2021 10:44 AM (+z+6a)

457 That Welfare supervisor that took kids away from their parents using non-legal paperwork should be charged with kidnapping, but he made a plea agreement and ends up with misdemeanors.
Then again, this is more that Hillary, Hunter, and the others were punished for their wrongdoings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2021 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

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