When Someone Asks You If The ONT Is A God, You Say YES!

Hi Horde. Gonna be a rough ONT tonight, we're under the weather here. We had flu-like symptoms last weekend, which mostly subsided but I've just been exhausted. Tuesday I felt OK, but I was so tired, I spent most of the day sleeping. Yesterday, I again felt fine, and less tired, so I went to a charity golf tournament I'd signed up for last month. It was a 14 hole scramble (4 holes were closed for repair so they decided to just do a 14 hole tourney. You could play any 4 other holes again afterwards if you wanted). I made it – barely- through 14 and our group shot 6 under, which is the best I've ever done in a scramble. So, I'm getting over an illness, generally exhausted, and I decided to play golf. In Texas. In July. With a heat index of over 100.

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Came home and slept, got up today and I was fine. My wife is suddenly dizzy today, the walls keep jumping out at her as she walks by, but generally we're good. I dunno if it was 'Rona, flu, a summer cold or just travel lag from going on vacation, but I don't have a lot prepared for tonight. Lets see what shakes out, shall we?

Who Ya Gonna Call?

I don't know how many of you are familiar with the term “fan service”. I'm not a big anime fan, but as I understand it, “fan service” is when they put lots of tits and ass or, strangely enough, panty shots, in an anime because “that's what the fans want to see”. From some of the anime memes that I've seen I believe that these ARE the things that anime fans want, but that's neither here nor there. In any event, the new trailer for Ghostbusters Afterlife dropped this week, and let me tell you, this is fan service with a capitol S (and nary a panty in sight)

GEEK!

I'm a huge fan of the original Ghostbusters, and this is the first movie I've actually wanted to see in a long time. It looks to me like they are taking great pains to be respectful of the source material while still doing an original story. If so, THAT'S how to write a squeal, Hollywood. And that last bit, that 2 seconds with the phone?

GEEK!

Anyone else looking forward to this film?


They Don't Need This Kind Of Abuse, They Got Hundreds Of People Dying To Abuse Them

Rabbits defeat French army


Seems a court has ruled that the French Army can no longer kill nuisance rabbits infesting one of their bases. How very European.


Maybe Ivo Shandor Built It


Perplexing interior of Texas house listed for $1M has ‘Zillow Gone Wild’ creeped out


A million dollar house, obviously in a pretty well-to-do neighborhood, is like nothing you would expect inside. I have no idea what it was used for, Horde, what are your thoughts? More importantly, what would YOU use it for if you bought it?


Society Is Too Sick To Survive

Read the following headline:

Well-liked Fortnite gamer RaulZito ‘raped children he lured on livestream’ after boasted of enjoying with ‘younger abilities’

I'm not a streamer or a gamer. I don't use Twitch or TikTok. What I watch on Youtube is mostly history stuff and music. That being said, picture the guy the headline is talking about in your mind's eye. Ready? Now click through.

What do you know, you nailed it right off. So did I. What a mystery

Cats And Dogs, Living Together. Mass Hysteria!

‘It was insane’: Maid of honor turns Florida wedding into nightmare

Then they say she got violent.
“As soon as I turned around, she came up and cracked me upside of the face,” said Templeton.
He said he swung back before he knew what was happening, and the deputies were called.
“It was insane. Absolutely insane,” said Jena Templeton.
Deputies said Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and started shaking as if she were having a seizure. They took her to Bayfront Punta Gorda, where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bed pan, according to the sheriff’s office.

Well, they probably wanted a memorable wedding. They got one.


Chose The Form Of The Destructor

Garfield phones have been washing up on beach for 30 years

Seems a shipping container full of 1980s Garfield telephones fell overboard, and these things have been washing up on a French beach for 3 decades. They say it could continue for 50 more before it stops.


The Walls In The 53rd Precinct Were Bleeding

First responders in Sherbrooke, Que., apologize after mistaking fire victim for mannequin

They just tossed her in the dumpster, then realized what they had done and went back to get her. I mean, I may not, but you'd think that EMPs would recognize a....body, wouldn't you?


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by realizing where your sense of humor comes from:

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Abbot and Costello did it with “Pooh's on first”, of course, but still....I think that made an impact on childhood me.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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Второй!

Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2021 09:01 PM (ndLSM)

2 St

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 09:01 PM (kTF2Z)

3 In honor of the late ZZ Top guy, we decided to catch their act in Back to the Future III.

Except, of course, we had to start with BttF1.

Actually, we're watching an all-three-together edit. Alas, some scenes arent very good resolution.

So weird how Jennifer changed after the first part...!

Howdy, Hordey

Posted by: mindful webworker again at July 29, 2021 09:01 PM (LsGad)

4 It's a Weird Dave Joint!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 29, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 Somewhat up the front

Posted by: From That Time at July 29, 2021 09:02 PM (4780s)

6 Heya!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (cvNl1)

7 good evening

Posted by: wing at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (PlW9M)

8 Rona scare.... Surprised you were one of the 99.99% that survived it.
Odds were not in your favor.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (4xoFE)

9 Good evening everyone!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (6WCwE)

10 Yeah, that's how you write a squeal.

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

11 Oh jeez Dave thanks for all you do

Here's a hammer & a box of nails
Every martyr should have his own supply

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)

12 LOL what were you saying about not much content? Thank you for another highly entertaining ONT. Hope you feel better soon!

Posted by: Iris at July 29, 2021 09:04 PM (6lKe4)

13 ONT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 29, 2021 09:04 PM (oEn12)

14 Howdy Weird Dave! Still bummed we couldn't work out a meet up when you were in MD last week. Hope to remedy that next time you come for a visit.

On to the ONT content...

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 09:04 PM (mZUr4)

15 Good grief, WD. I hope you and Gingy get well fast.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

16 Horde a real question for you...I am supposed to travel to Europe next year and will not be injecting my body with an unproven vaccine. How do you think I can go about finding a doctor that has similar thinking to mine so if vaccine passports are made mandatory, I have a way around that system?

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (4xoFE)

17 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)

18 Gave it my best....
Hi allz!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (7GSlX)

19 WeirdDave, your symptoms sound like somebody slipped LSD into your sweet tea.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 Rona scare.... Surprised you were one of the 99.99% that survived it.
Odds were not in your favor.
Posted by: BacktoGA


May the odds be ever in your favor.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2021 09:06 PM (bKPAB)

21 That flu sounds like a beech.

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at July 29, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

22 Here's a hammer & a box of nails
Every martyr should have his own supply

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 29, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
---

COB catfight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 29, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 So weird how Jennifer changed after the first part...


HELLLOOOO!!!

Posted by: Darrin No. 1 (not the gay one) at July 29, 2021 09:06 PM (VxC1e)

24 Hope you continue to feel better Weird Dave. Hope your wife is okay. If the dizziness continues probably should see the doc. That can be scary and dangerous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)

25 This chick...is ONT toast!!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 29, 2021 09:07 PM (EiPf6)

26 Ben and Jerry's has a new flavor: Diaz Canel Singao

It is supposed to be like Rocky Road with extra fudge

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:07 PM (qaiJN)

27 WD, prayers ascending for a complete, rapid recovery for you and Gingy. And may your son be untouched.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

28 I'm not a streamer or a gamer. I don't use Twitch or TikTok. What I watch on Youtube is mostly history stuff and music. That being said, picture the guy the headline is talking about in your mind's eye. Ready? Now click through.
------------

Holy fuck yes. Except the beard.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (eXBEy)

29 {{{Jewells}}}

How are you dahlin?

I'm still head over heels.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

30 Bad news for ya there, Dave. The CDC has recalled the brain-deep nose swab for 'rona tests. It can't tell the flu from the Wuhu. No, it gets worse. The new test requires you to bend over, turn your head to the right, and cough.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde! CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (QzJWU)

31 Wierd Dave.
S'up?
Great thread!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)

32 I tried for 1, but no biggy...It's WD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (7GSlX)

33 So I had one of those Garfield phones. Am I the only one?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (eXBEy)

34 Ghostbusters... It looks to me like they are taking great pains to be respectful of the source material while still doing an original story.

Reminds me of the recent Jumanji sequels. Although they were much more of a completely different thing than the original, they did not try to re-capture the original.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it... trepidatiously.

Posted by: mindful webworker intrepidly trepidatous at July 29, 2021 09:09 PM (LsGad)

35 Hey WeirdDave! Nice ONT you got here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 29, 2021 09:09 PM (HaL55)

36 Nice house. Only one meelyun?

Posted by: Dr Evil(with pinkie to cornor of mouth) at July 29, 2021 09:09 PM (1DAzO)

37 I've said elsewhere that imo the best indicator that Ghostbusters Afterlife might be good is that I haven't seen any stories about having to twist Bill Murray's arm to get him to appear in it

Posted by: junior at July 29, 2021 09:09 PM (SkQiU)

38 {{{Jewells45}}}

I'll drop you a note on the shop line by Monday. It is in relation to the CoMoMeet, like we did for other MoMeets. Not the hat thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

39 Hi Commie Marie. How are you this fine evening? Bright eyes and bushy tail, per usual?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:10 PM (eXBEy)

40 I don't know how many of you are familiar with the term "fan service". I'm not a big anime fan, but as I understand it, "fan service" is when they put lots of tits and ass or, strangely enough, panty shots, in an anime because "that's what the fans want to see".
___

The definition you have is what fan service started as, but it has evolved into pretty much anything inserted mainly as a nod to fans. So Easter eggs in Marvel films that may be as simple as a brand of soda or a reference that fans will get but most people will miss- The Roxxan gas truck in Iron Man for example. Fans get it as part of the world building, everyone else remembers their was a gas truck, but aren't missing some super amazing plot point.

But yeah, gratuitous shots of flesh/underwear are almost always some form of fan service.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

41 9{{Jewells}}}

How are you dahlin?

I'm still head over heels.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (TdMsT)


Dang.
I read that as heels over head.
My bad

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)

42 So the interior of that mansion is ugly. I guess being a data security site in the midst of housing works as a disguise??

Posted by: Iris at July 29, 2021 09:11 PM (6lKe4)

43
Dang.
I read that as heels over head.
My bad
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)


Lol

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

44 sounds like you got too much blood in your alcohol system...

drink better in the future!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 29, 2021 09:11 PM (IuPpm)

45 I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

46 39

EXTRA bushy tail! Thanks for asking

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (7GSlX)

47 . . . gratuitous shots of flesh/underwear . . . .
Posted by: Bete

gratuitous adj. - Unnecessary or unwarranted; unjustified.

How could those shots ever be unnecessary? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (6WCwE)

48 Nice house. Air filtration?

Posted by: Walter White at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (1DAzO)

49 Does the Industrial Chic house have an underwater tunnel suitable for a mini-sub?

Asking for a friend with fingers templed.

Posted by: quasi-villainous Dr. Miklos at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

50 Congrats, you have COVID.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (LPPtS)

51 11 Oh jeez Dave thanks for all you do

Here's a hammer & a box of nails
Every martyr should have his own supply
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July


Heh. My mom used to say, "get off the cross, we need the wood!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)

52 Ma Bell has been known to build substations into houses or design a substation to look like any other house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (U/0zO)

53 ..I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol! Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (QzJWU)

54 Okay Salty, I'll look for it. I haven't been on there much since there is zero activity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)

55 And get well soon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 29, 2021 09:14 PM (HaL55)

56 Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (4xoFE)


There's some websites out there that claim you can forge your vaccination cards to say you got the Covid not-vaxx.

Not that I would ever encourage anyone to falsify their medical information, dear NSA spooks, only saying there are people out there who say you can do that.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:14 PM (Vgw1E)

57 The trailers for Dune are out.


THE TRAILERS FOR DUNE ARE OUT!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (qaiJN)

58 Maid of Honor is my kind of gal!

Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (9UmRs)

59 So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (QzJWU)


Another example of why we love this place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (4fSQf)

60 Somebody say, "Toe?"

Posted by: Walter Sobchek at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (1DAzO)

61 So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?

Oh you!! I walked right into that one!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (nxdel)

62 Here's a hammer & a box of nails
Every martyr should have his own supply
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

**Snort**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

63 Heh. My mom used to say, "get off the cross, we need the wood!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)You


OMG!!!
Seriously???
My mom used to say the same thing.
**memories of my childhood in Sultan**

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (axyOa)

64 So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?

Jim

Jokes are afoot!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (6WCwE)

65 Hey everybody. Hey ONT. Hey WeirdDave!

The crazy Florida Maid Of Dishonor story is wild. Plus it says said crazy woman was sent for treatment to someplace called Bayfront Punta Gorda. Uh, doesn't Punta Gorda mean "fat whore" in Espanol?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

66 That was a great ONT.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (d9Cw3)

67 Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

You may have a bad case of Toe Needansa

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (7hIAw)

68 Maybe I'm losing it, but hasn't this ghost buster trailer been out for a long time now, like before the plandemic? Was it delayed? I know I saw that trailer a while back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (VwHCD)

69 Jewells45

Not yet. Gotta look at a balance statement first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

70 So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?

Jim

Jokes are afoot!
Posted by: Tonypete

Jim has an arch sense of humor.

Posted by: Miklos likes this game at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

71 Anyone else looking forward to this film?

Don't know but there sure warn't no fan service in that preview.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (KeYSV)

72 16 Horde a real question for you...I am supposed to travel to Europe next year and will not be injecting my body with an unproven vaccine. How do you think I can go about finding a doctor that has similar thinking to mine so if vaccine passports are made mandatory, I have a way around that system?
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (4xoFE)

Get someone to take it for you. I don't think they are being racists [/] and forcing you to give an ID before getting the card, though you may have to give said person more info than you'd like to fill out the form.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (Ojki1)

73 So, do we call an ambulance or a toe truck for ya?

Jim

Jokes are afoot!
Posted by: Tonypete

Jim has an arch sense of humor.

Posted by: Miklos likes this game at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

You guys are such heels.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (7hIAw)

74 Also, the Maid of Dishonor story says she got drunk at first by drinking a whole bottle of Fireball.

Well that explains everything! I know about that stuff. A quart of it could turn Mother Teresa into Tonya Harding.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

75 THE TRAILERS FOR DUNE ARE OUT!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (qaiJN)


Spoiler alert: It was his sled.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (Vgw1E)

76 45 I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)


Oh no, Jewells. Could you have turf toe?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

77 Nice house. Is it in a safe neighborhood?

Posted by: Marathon Man 'Dentist' at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (1DAzO)

78 And have your hubby gently massage your toes with skin-temp vanilla smelling massage oil. Can't hurt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

79 Jokes are afoot!
Posted by: Tonypete

Jim has an arch sense of humor.

Posted by: Miklos likes this game at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

You guys are such heels.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (7hIAw),


... Nailed it!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (axyOa)

80 16 Horde a real question for you...I am supposed to travel to Europe next year and will not be injecting my body with an unproven vaccine. How do you think I can go about finding a doctor that has similar thinking to mine so if vaccine passports are made mandatory, I have a way around that system?
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:05 PM (4xoFE)

I have given up any dream of seeing Europe. Between the covid restrictions and the muzzie invasion, seems like Europe just said no to me. So be it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (SDdx5)

81 BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood has released a statement on all the Ghostbusters remakes, add-ons and do-overs. It reads in part: "we're gonna keep ruining this classic film 'til you're sorry you ever saw the original!! Ha ha ha!! Eat our woke dicks, deplorables!!!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

82 gratuitous adj. - Unnecessary or unwarranted; unjustified.

How could those shots ever be unnecessary? I'm so confused.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (6WCwE)

Najica Blitz Tactics.

Now you are not confused, but probably not overly entertained either.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (Ojki1)

83 Jokes are afoot!
Posted by: Tonypete

Jim has an arch sense of humor.

Posted by: Miklos likes this game at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

You guys are such heels.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:17 PM (7hIAw)

This is the sole reason to read the comments.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (Vgw1E)

84 Ghostbusters was a good movie, no doubt there. I accept it as cannon way more than I do Back to the Future. But I find it odd this is the best we can do. Why not remake Casablanca or add a new story to it? To me, tent poles are used for camping. If you want to come up with a blockbuster movie, then come up with something new. It is not like they haven't tried a few other versions of Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (F2/Ok)

85 45 I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)


Sounds like gout.

Or maybe lupus.

Probably lupus.

Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (I5FZ1)

86 You guys are such heels.
Posted by: ...

You nailed it.

Posted by: Miklos concedes at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

87 Well that explains everything! I know about that stuff. A quart of it could turn Mother Teresa into Tonya Harding.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)

So, let's serve it at the wedding reception! What a good idea!

Also, the article said she'd been arrested 9 times. I'm thinking this wasn't her first rodeo, and she may have not been the best choice for the task.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (SDdx5)

88 Holy fuck yes. Except the beard.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:08 PM (eXBEy)

I don't know if Brazil still has the death penalty. But surely they could arrange for swimming lessons in a river infested with piranhas and candiru.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (AoBPT)

89 You guys are such heels.
Posted by: ...

You nailed it.
Posted by: Miklos concedes at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)



Heeeeyyyy!!!
See 80

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa)

90 Probably lupus.

Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (I5FZ1)

Sarcoidoisis.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (SDdx5)

91
This is the sole reason to read the comments.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (Vgw1E)

Think twice before you print this exchange.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (7hIAw)

92 Maybe one day after all this global reset attempt gets squashed, we can all travel again. I want to see Japan before I...wait for it...

kick the bucket.


Sorry Jewels. That was uncalled for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)

93 Could you have turf toe?

What the heck is turf toe?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)

94 Uh, doesn't Punta Gorda mean "fat whore" in Espanol?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

No I think that'd be Puta Gorda

Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (9UmRs)

95 It is not like they haven't tried a few other versions of Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (F2/Ok)

Looks like a fun "stranger things" version...might be worth it for the kids to see it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (5iUNf)

96 tcn, yup.
Apparently somebody in the family forgot to pick up the side order of PCP. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

97

We've a surfeit of quality content this evening which is all the more amazing as Our Benignant Host as been stricken with the China Death Virus...

Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (ndLSM)

98 Miklos, if we smoke some of the Mary Jane, does that make us high heels?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

99 That Dallas house has a big chimney.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (KeYSV)

100 Don't kid yourself, weatherwise, Texas is El Norte Mexico, also known as Hell's waiting room. If you aren't used to it you dehydrate without realizing it. Drink about two gallons of 50/50 gatorade and water over a couple of days. It might not be the root of the problem, but it's got no real downside.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)

101 82 BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood has released a statement on all the Ghostbusters remakes, add-ons and do-overs. It reads in part: "we're gonna keep ruining this classic film 'til you're sorry you ever saw the original!! Ha ha ha!! Eat our woke dicks, deplorables!!!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

The only good thing to come if pudding head tries another lock down is Whorewood will lose a major studio or two.

It might almost be worth it...

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (Ojki1)

102 Did a quick view Bete - I have led a sheltered life apparently. More panties there than in a department store women's underwear department.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (6WCwE)

103
What the heck is turf toe?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)


I think it's where the ligaments around the big toe get damaged. I hear it's painful.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

104 Sounds like gout.

Or maybe lupus.

Probably lupus.

Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM



Guinea worms...

Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (ndLSM)

105 Heeeeyyyy!!!
See 80
Posted by: Diogenes

Sorry!

Let me walk that back

Posted by: Miklos apologizes at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

106 Sounds like gout.

Or maybe lupus.

Probably lupus.

Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (I5FZ1)

It's never lupus.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)

107
Why not remake Casablanca or add a new story to it?

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:19 PM


ab-so-fucking-lutely not

anybody suggesting they remake Casablanca spends a night week in the box

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (DUIap)

108 It could be a tumor!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)

109 There's some websites out there that claim you can forge your vaccination cards to say you got the Covid not-vaxx.

Not that I would ever encourage anyone to falsify their medical
information, dear NSA spooks, only saying there are people out there who
say you can do that.Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:14 PM (Vgw1E)


Each year a Roman citizen had to burn a pinch of incense on the alter and to acknowledge publicly that Caesar was supreme Lord. Under Domitian (81-96 AD) in the time of this letter, emperor worship was compulsory for every Roman citizen. The burning of the pinch of incense was rewarded by a certificate which had to be renewed annually.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (qaiJN)

110 quasi-villainous Dr. Miklos

The Dallas building codes state that an underground passage with a mini-sub to one of the nearby lakes must only be inside a skull- shaped exterior made of aluminum siding. Not T1-11 or stone or brick veneer.

Was there a room in the building for crew-serviced weapons? Enquiring minds want to know about the inner sanctum as well. Velour or satin sheets?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

111 So, I'm hoping to attend the CoMeet. I just found out today that my road will be mostly closed for the next year, so to come down that way will add an extra hour on top of already 1.5 hours. Gonna try and figure it out, but will let wds know in time.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (7GSlX)

112 THE TRAILERS FOR DUNE ARE OUT!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (qaiJN)

Be still, my beating heart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (AoBPT)

113 Maybe you got bit by one of those toerantula spiders.

Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (1DAzO)

114 A sailor, crew member, of the Bonhomme Richard has been charged for starting the fire.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (KeYSV)

115 I know I saw that trailer a while back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (VwHCD)


Yeah, either this here matrix is getting glitchy, or the release was delayed a long time, because I remember seeing the trailer ages ago (and getting a giant yawn from it then too).

Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (sIu/u)

116 I think it's where the ligaments around the big toe get damaged. I hear it's painful.

This isn't my big toe, it the two next to it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)

117 106 Heeeeyyyy!!!
See 80
Posted by: Diogenes

Sorry!

Let me walk that back
Posted by: Miklos apologizes at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)


No worries.
Muldoon was busting my chops this morning for the same thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (axyOa)

118 Punta means "bridge"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (qaiJN)

119 Miklos, if we smoke some of the Mary Jane, does that make us high heels?
Posted by: qdpsteve

If high heeled boys spark one?

Posted by: Miklos, playing in traffic at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

120 Guys, thanks. Forgot about puta vs punta.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

121 hasn't this ghost buster trailer been out for a long time now

Yes, I watched Critical Drinker’s take on it yesterday and could have sworn he’d already done one.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (CX3cf)

122 It could be a tumor!

It's not a toomah!!!

(sorry somebody had to say it)

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (nxdel)

123 Bete, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

124 Oh no! Lupus-Tumor caused by Guinea Worms!


That's the worst.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (4fSQf)

125 117 I think it's where the ligaments around the big toe get damaged. I hear it's painful.

This isn't my big toe, it the two next to it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)


Maybe just some inflammation? Let it heal. You can't miss the dancing in Texas!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:26 PM (TdMsT)

126 Jewells, thanks for stepping up to that challenge! I knew someone was up to it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

127 69 Maybe I'm losing it, but hasn't this ghost buster trailer been out for a long time now, like before the plandemic? Was it delayed? I know I saw that trailer a while back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:16 PM (VwHCD)

--------------------------

I think this is the second one. Similar to the first, but there's some new footage.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2021 09:26 PM (CAJOC)

128 This isn't my big toe, it the two next to it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM (nxdel)

-------------

Did you kick a night stand? If not, it's probably monkeypox.

Posted by: WebMD at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (kTF2Z)

129 Take a hot iron and call me in the morning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (4fSQf)

130 ..THE TRAILERS FOR DUNE ARE OUT!!!! Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:15 PM (qaiJN)

'Round here, they replenish the beaches and dunes with sand pumped in from an offshore dredge. Bringing sand in by trailer would be horribly inefficient.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (QzJWU)

131 107 Sounds like gout.

Or maybe lupus.

Probably lupus.

Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (I5FZ1)

It's never lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)

Who was the quiet kid in the original Bad News Bears?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (Wm5SB)

132 @Weird Dave...last year, I played golf down in Raleigh. Heat index of 106 and a 1:00 pm tee time. Played 18 holes and drank 8 beers while on the course. Next day, I developed AFib and it took me seven months before I got over it.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (R5lpX)

133 She got toe-jam football.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (1DAzO)

134 Also I was doing UberEats today. Someone ordered not one but TWO large "tuna" sandwiches from Subway!

I remember seeing that and immediately thinking, looks like somebody's living dangerously!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)

135 Not going to lie, that Ghostbusters trailer got me. Will it be good?

Eh, it's Hollywood, so chances are the trailer will be the best part.

Posted by: soulpile at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (hiX0r)

136 103 Did a quick view Bete - I have led a sheltered life apparently. More panties there than in a department store women's underwear department.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:22 PM (6WCwE)

The volume 1+ box LE actually had as the bonus item a pair of panties with the show logo on it.

I remember ADV's Greenfield talking about it, but that whomever had suggested that as the incentive item declined to be identified. I'm guessing it as a joke that everyone realized was more true than not, and they rolled with it.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)

137 It could be a tumor!

It's not a toomah!!!

(sorry somebody had to say it)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (nxdel)


Could be a toomah.
Best get to da chappahs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (axyOa)

138 anybody suggesting they remake Casablanca spends a night week in the box
Posted by: AltonJackson

What would the punishment be for a remake of Cool Hand Luke?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:28 PM (6WCwE)

139 Velour or satin sheets?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Both.
Got a buncha stuff cheap at Hugh Hefner's estate auction.

Posted by: Miklos, ready to play at July 29, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

140 What would the punishment be for a remake of Cool Hand Luke?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:28 PM (6WCwE


Doooon't even joke like that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:28 PM (4fSQf)

141 I've been rubbing CBD ointment on it so hopefully it starts to feel better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)

142 Tonypete, if a faithful remake was made of Cool Hand Luke with *quality* actors (not pretty boys), it might actually be decent.

But you know Hollywood would SJW it to death and turn it into a mashup of the original and The Green Mile.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

143 Choppah offa da toomah!

Posted by: Arnie DiSchwartzenager at July 29, 2021 09:29 PM (1DAzO)

144 'Round here, they replenish the beaches and dunes with sand pumped in from an offshore dredge. Bringing sand in by trailer would be horribly inefficient.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (QzJWU)

Yeah. You'd run those damfool little 10" wheels clean off 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (AoBPT)

145 Not that I would ever encourage anyone to falsify their medical information, dear NSA spooks, only saying there are people out there who say you can do that.
Posted by: Dr. T
I still feel like I need someone in the inside. Forging the vaccination doc would be easy. Trying to avoid mandatory vaccinations for schools for my 4 children will be another matter.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (4xoFE)

146 Is it too late to get in on the foot puns? I can never seem to stay instep with these pun runs.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (Wm5SB)

147 I don't know if Brazil still has the death penalty. But surely they could arrange for swimming lessons in a river infested with piranhas and candiru.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM


Brazil does not have the death penalty.
Instead of piranhas, how about "Attention, Cell Block A. This "gamer" here raped kids as young as 10 years old. (walkie talkie chirps) Darn, I have to go to Cell Block B and won't be back for an hour. Please take the time to introduce yourselves. Be back in an hour."

Posted by: Chuck C at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (EughT)

148 136 Not going to lie, that Ghostbusters trailer got me. Will it be good?

Eh, it's Hollywood, so chances are the trailer will be the best part.
Posted by: soulpile at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (hiX0r)

Ivan Reitman's kid is at the helm, so it adds a chance the film at least won't degrade the original.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)

149 119 Punta means "bridge"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (qaiJN)

bridge is puente.

Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (9UmRs)

150 I've been rubbing CBD ointment on it so hopefully it starts to feel better.
Posted by: Jewells45

Could I come over to your house?

Strictly as a fact finding exercise only you understand.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:31 PM (6WCwE)

151 Guys, thanks. Forgot about puta vs punta.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)


In Sicilian, "Cunta" means "Story"

Posted by: Kindltot -talking about Polyphemous, just like everyone at July 29, 2021 09:31 PM (qaiJN)

152 Is it too late to get in on the foot puns? I can never seem to stay instep with these pun runs.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer

Sometime you get caught flat footed.

Posted by: Miklos, 4-F at July 29, 2021 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

153
It's never lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at July 29, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)

Who was the quiet kid in the original Bad News Bears?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (Wm5SB)

-------------------

Timmy Lupus. Had a kid on my little league team that played like him. Coach stuck him in left field. If a ball was hit his way, head stand there with his glove out until the ball hit the ground, then he'd chase after it.

Until that one day, the ball landed in his glove.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2021 09:31 PM (CAJOC)

154 I've been rubbing CBD ointment on it so hopefully it starts to feel better.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)


Does it smell like maple syrup?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

155 So our state was smart enough to pass legislation preventing vaccine passports and denial of services to those who are unvaccinated.

Our AG Steve Marshall clarified today that this would stop any attempt to mandate a vaccine on people.

I get that it would stop Alabama lawmakers but I'm wondering about states rights and if Biden really was gutsy enough to try a national vaccine mandate. I don't think that's likely but they seem intent on this craziness getting out of hand.

Would states rights Trump a federal mandate?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (4fSQf)

156 You one percenters with all your toes...

Posted by: Tom Dempsey at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (1DAzO)

157 Punta means "bridge"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (qaiJN)

bridge is puente.
Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (9UmRs)

I think "punta" means "point" in the geographical sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (AoBPT)

158 Punta means "bridge"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 09:25 PM (qaiJN)

bridge is puente.
Posted by: clutch

Tito! Take me to the bridge!

Posted by: Miklos, the Hispanic jazz James Brown at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

159 142 I've been rubbing CBD ointment on it so hopefully it starts to feel better.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29


Ummm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

160 I could kiss the toe and make it all better.

Posted by: Quenti Tarantino at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (1DAzO)

161 I didn't know Jewels was a Steve Miller fan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (4fSQf)

162 50 Does the Industrial Chic house have an underwater tunnel suitable for a mini-sub?

Or a pool for sharks w/fricking laser beams on their heads...is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Dr Evil at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (rt0xh)

163 Jewells45

Are you looking to be cast in Quentin Tarantino's next Kill Bill movie?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

164 You one percenters with all your toes...
Posted by: Tom Dempsey

Arrogant little piggies

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Scholl at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

165 Until that one day, the ball landed in his glove.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2021 09:31 PM (CAJOC),


And now he starts for the Mariners.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (axyOa)

166 Ummm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

That could lead to Toe-maine poisoning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (AoBPT)

167 I'll take care of those toesies, Jewells.

Posted by: Dick Morris at July 29, 2021 09:35 PM (U2p+3)

168 I think "punta" means "point" in the geographical sense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (AoBPT)

It is pretty bad when two northerners know Spanish better than a guy from LA. Unless that is Lower Alabama that pdqsteve is from.

Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:35 PM (9UmRs)

169 Not a remake...

Someone should do a non-woke Rendezvous with RAMA and/or RingWorld and/or The Mote In God's Eye.

All are worthy. All could potentially be multi. Just my opinion on some untapped SiFi.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (BFigT)

170 Ghostbusters: Afterlife

There probably was a trailer out last year.

Filming took place from July to October 2019.

It is scheduled to be released in the United States on November 11, 2021, after being delayed three times from an original July 2020 date

Posted by: Chuck C at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (EughT)

171 Ummm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

That could lead to Toe-maine poisoning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Nah

Might lead to toe curling though

Posted by: Dr. Ruth-Miklos Scholl at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

172 Watching women's gymnastics.

Not impressed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

173
Girl Franpsycho's got the 'rona so does wd

Prayers for a complete and immediate healing. Girl had flu symptoms 3 days and is on the mend ב "ה

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (EZebt)

174 Still waiting on the Waterworld remake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (4fSQf)

175
Sounds like gout.
Or maybe lupus.
Probably lupus.
Posted by: a.moron a

It's never lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House


Unless it's Peter Lupus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

176 Someone should do a non-woke Rendezvous with RAMA and/or RingWorld and/or The Mote In God's Eye.

All are worthy. All could potentially be multi. Just my opinion on some untapped SiFi.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 09:36 PM (BFigT)

A decent production of any of those might even get me to visit a movie house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (AoBPT)

177
Got Her Majesty and Delilah off to Tyler for this weekend's shows. Feeling tired, achey and chilled. Temp is 99.5. Nothing much beyond that.

Won't mention anything to HM until this passes. No point in getting blamed for being unwell. Whenever I'm sick it's always my fault.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (mht8P)

178 I could kiss the toe and make it all better.
Posted by: Quenti Tarantino at July 29, 2021 09:34 PM (1DAzO)


But it wasnt my toe that got caught in my zipper....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

179 That Dallas house is a retired AT&T datacenter of some type, according to my Twitter feed. The "weird features" certainly all would fit that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (6XLoz)

180 Posted by: WebMD at July 29, 2021 09:27 PM (kTF2Z)

Had a co-worker take a developer job at WebMD. We gave him a fake death certificate as a going away card listing cancer as the death reason.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (Mo2gk)

181 Looks like Florida is leading the way followed by Southern States to achieve herd immunity using the Swedish model.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (9p/84)

182 Jewels.. Be careful hangin' 'round the Horse Barn at the TX MoMeet. Few weeks back, she had a farrier there, fixin' up a horse what done threw a shoe.

Of course, that rasp would make short work of any corns or calluses? Not to mention the Hot Iron of the new shoe red hot from the forge!

That said, you could just say "neigh."


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU)

183 Are you looking to be cast in Quentin Tarantino's next Kill Bill movie?

Umm.. no?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (nxdel)

184
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Posted by: Zettai at July 29, 2021 09:01 PM (ndLSM)
===
Oopsie

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (EZebt)

185 Somebody do the joke about Dr. Scholl writing medical marijuana prescriptions. i'm feeling lazy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (Wm5SB)

186 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (qAR6u)

187 Posted by: a.moron at July 29, 2021 09:20 PM (I5FZ1)

It's never lupus.

It might be a Toomah

Posted by: Kindergartener at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (rt0xh)

188 I think "punta" means "point" in the geographical sense.

In Central/South American Spanish, it's that but also slang for va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (6XLoz)

189 I get that it would stop Alabama lawmakers but I'm wondering about states rights and if Biden really was gutsy enough to try a national vaccine mandate. I don't think that's likely but they seem intent on this craziness getting out of hand.

Would states rights Trump a federal mandate?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:32 PM (4fSQf)


Depends on if state lawmakers are prepared to tell the feds to pound sand: and mean it.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (Vgw1E)

190 bridge is puente.
Posted by: clutch at July 29, 2021 09:30 PM (9UmRs)
-------

Tito?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:40 PM (KeYSV)

191 Where's that confounded punta?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 09:40 PM (63Dwl)

192 Depends on if state lawmakers are prepared to tell the feds to pound sand: and mean it.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (Vgw1E)


I thought so to but realized they mandated a drinking age and national speed limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

193 That Dallas house is a retired AT&T datacenter of some type, according to my Twitter feed. The "weird features" certainly all would fit that.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:37 PM (6XLoz)

Yeah. That was one of the comments at the link. The features aren't "weird" at all, but perfectly normal for an industrial site disguised as a house.

If the price is right, buy it, gut it, reline with sheet rock and nice wood paneling, and make a very classy, and very secure home out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 09:41 PM (AoBPT)

194
Of course, that rasp would make short work of any corns or calluses? Not to mention the Hot Iron of the new shoe red hot from the forge!

That said, you could just say "neigh."


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU),


Best to just pony up to the bar and buy the next round.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:41 PM (axyOa)

195
I think "punta" means "point" in the geographical sense.



In Central/South American Spanish, it's that but also slang for va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (6XLoz)

not a Spanish linguist. but you might be thinking puta, which means whore.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:42 PM (F2/Ok)

196 I thought so to but realized they mandated a drinking age and national speed limits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)
===
They did not mandate it. They made federal funding contingent on passing state legislation. They being Democrats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (EZebt)

197 I think this is the second one. Similar to the first, but there's some new footage.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2021 09:26 PM

===

This isn't my big toe, it the two next to it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:24 PM


Sometimes the streams do cross.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

198 Best to just pony up to the bar and buy the next round.
Posted by: Diogenes

The barn is no place to go foalin' around.

Posted by: Miklos, respectful of local customs and folkways at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

199 Martini Farmer

I want to see a movie of Startide Rising. That would make a great SF movie, with a smashing ending.

The Uplift Wars is doable now as well.

Is there anyone that can do works in the Vorkosigan Saga tales? You need a short male actor, not AtC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

200 "Turf toe" has long puzzled researchers, its exact mechanism is poorly understood. There is some connection with Face Sized Spiders

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (Ixqnq)

201 I thought so to but realized they mandated a drinking age and national speed limits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)


The feds have decided that "Necessary and Proper" means they can do anything they want, when they want, to whom they want. I have a feeling this issue will be decided less by fine points of law and more by whose will is stronger.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (Vgw1E)

202 Punta del Rey
Puta del Rey

your choice

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (KeYSV)

203 They did not mandate it. They made federal funding contingent on passing state legislation. They being Democrats.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (EZebt)


Blackmail then. No reason they wouldn't try that again.

This sounds like a job for someone with a spine to refuse.

Hence my worry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

204 Thursday night is often pretty wild. Come on you guys! Let's all rub CBD on our toes!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (7GSlX)

205 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2021 09:39 PM (qAR6u)
***

Awesome kbdabear!!!
Dont let anyone blow smoke up your patootie.
Im thinking that joe mannix dude is gay.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)

206 Whew, fell into a rabbit hole on Youtube about the Battle of Hurtgen Forest. Glad I wasn't there.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (+ya+t)

207 199 Best to just pony up to the bar and buy the next round.
Posted by: Diogenes

The barn is no place to go foalin' around.
Posted by: Miklos, respectful of local customs and folkways at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Your hands are cooooooold!

Posted by: Mr Ed at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (U2p+3)

208 Distilled white vinegar

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (KeYSV)

209 205 Thursday night is often pretty wild. Come on you guys! Let's all rub CBD on our toes!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (7GSlX


Can't. Drug tests.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)

210 199 Best to just pony up to the bar and buy the next round.
Posted by: Diogenes

The barn is no place to go foalin' around.
Posted by: Miklos, respectful of local customs and folkways at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

y'all might want to give a fella a Trigger warning if we're doing more puns.

Posted by: Roy Rogers at July 29, 2021 09:47 PM (Wm5SB)

211 Zillo house was a comm/data center. The generator and the floor with square white tiles tell that. Those tiles are part of a raised floor. One of the pictures has the suction cup tool that is used to raise one of the tiles so you can get to the wiring underneath the floor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

212 210 205 Thursday night is often pretty wild. Come on you guys! Let's all rub CBD on our toes!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (7GSlX


Can't. Drug tests.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29


The chances of a CBD topical popping a positive urine drug screen are minuscule.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

213 Can't. Drug tests.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I already did the drug tests.

Pretty good shit

Posted by: Miklos, thinkin either pizza or chinese or both at July 29, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

214 The new Ghostbusters movie is filmed in my hometown so I will be seeing it. It's also the town in Let Her Go, Brokeback Cowboy, and many other Hollywood films and tv shows.

Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2021 09:48 PM (GtpEB)

215 The barn is no place to go foalin' around.
Posted by: Miklos, respectful of local customs and folkways at July 29, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Your hands are cooooooold!
Posted by: Mr Ed at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (U2p+3)


Thats what Mrs Post said.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (axyOa)

216 y'all might want to give a fella a Trigger warning if we're doing more puns.
Posted by: Roy Rogers

Didn't mean to stirrup trouble

Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

217 ..Can't. Drug tests. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)


I once stayed up all nite studying for a drug test. Aced it on amphetamines, fell behind on barbituates, and fell on my ass offa the chair on codiene.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)

218 Prayers for a complete and immediate healing.

Done and done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (HaL55)

219 I... See... Five... Toes!

Posted by: Picard at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (1DAzO)

220 Well, ALaBAMA,
May be some whiskey balm?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (7GSlX)

221 I have given up any dream of seeing Europe. Between
the covid restrictions and the muzzie invasion, seems like Europe just
said no to me. So be it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2021 09:18 PM (SDdx5)

Yeah, me too. I wanted to go back to italy and bring mrs B this time. Yeah, no way. Place got more chinese than beijing, its gotta be a petri dish of wuhan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:50 PM (VwHCD)

222 201 "Turf toe" has long puzzled researchers, its exact mechanism is poorly understood. There is some connection with Face Sized Spiders
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (Ixqnq)

----------------------------

I just know it from King of the Hill. Bobby had some foot pain. Hank thought it might be turf toe, and was willing to tell him to play through the pain. Turns out Bobby had gout.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2021 09:50 PM (CAJOC)

223 Come on you guys! Let's all rub CBD on our toes!

I just did and it feels better already. That CBD! What can't he do???

Good night horde.. I heading to bed and taking a good whiff of this glorious stuff I found, it sort of looks like pot but you inhale it and it's supposed to bring good dreams.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)

224 When I (presumably) had the ChiCom Crud, eventually realized I had a fever and better check my temp. I thought the thermometer must be broken or defective. Fever lasted a long time. Days. Maybe a week? Some of you'ns suggested go to the hospital, but I figured they'd end up killing me.

If you're sick, stay out of the hospital, I always say.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2021 09:50 PM (Ixqnq)

225 221 Well, ALaBAMA,
May be some whiskey balm?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (7GSlX


I wish. I'm a teetotaler now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:51 PM (4fSQf)

226 217 y'all might want to give a fella a Trigger warning if we're doing more puns.
Posted by: Roy Rogers

Didn't mean to stirrup trouble
Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Nothing to apologize for. I didn't mean to saddle you with guilt.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 29, 2021 09:51 PM (Wm5SB)

227 217 y'all might want to give a fella a Trigger warning if we're doing more puns.
Posted by: Roy Rogers

Didn't mean to stirrup trouble
Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I

Rein it in boys. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 09:51 PM (6WCwE)

228 y'all might want to give a fella a Trigger warning if we're doing more puns.
Posted by: Roy Rogers

Didn't mean to stirrup trouble
Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at July 29, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)


Saaayyy!!!
How 'bout them Phillies?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:51 PM (axyOa)

229 There is no toe.

Posted by: Matrix Kid at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (1DAzO)

230 Good night horde.. I heading to bed and taking a good whiff of this glorious stuff I found, it sort of looks like pot but you inhale it and it's supposed to bring good dreams.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)


Our little pot head. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

231 Hi y'all!

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til ....
Central Denver (not downtown)

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

Be there or be square

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (/UQ/R)

232 golf in the Summer in Texas is called Winter, aka, the off season.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (F2/Ok)

233 Have a great night, everyone.

May you sleep the sleep of the sound of mind and body.

Especially you, Jewells45. You have been testifying, lately. So good things should be headed your way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

234 not a Spanish linguist. but you might be thinking puta, which means whore.

That's likely the derivation for the slang, but I definitely meant "punta". When I was taking Spanish in high school we had an exchange student from Costa Rica who taught us all the stuff the teacher didn't want us to know.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (6XLoz)

235 Thursday night is often pretty wild. Come on you guys! Let's all rub CBD on our toes!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:44 PM (7GSlX





Can't. Drug tests.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:45 PM (4fSQf)

The running joke in the shop I work out of is we drug test, if you're not on drugs you can't work here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:53 PM (VwHCD)

236 Jewells. Careful with CBD and your toes.

I mean, that dude will sous-vide anything!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:53 PM (QzJWU)

237 239 Jewells. Careful with CBD and your toes.

I mean, that dude will sous-vide anything!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 09:53 PM (QzJWU)


Not Cesar salads, apparently.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)

238 {{{Jewells}}}

Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

239 Jewells,
I've wondered about CBD. I would be curious as too how it works. Keep us posted! I have some toe pain as well.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (7GSlX)

240 Not Cesar salads, apparently.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)


They come to.seize your salad, not to praise it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (axyOa)

241 Interesting list.

States ranked by percentage of population fully vaccinated: July 29

https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/ public-health/states-ranked-by-percentage-of- population-vaccinated-march-15.html

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (xw5YV)

242 Mmmm, toe food.

Posted by: Soy Boy Cannibal at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (1DAzO)

243 The running joke in the shop I work out of is we drug test, if you're not on drugs you can't work here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 09:53 PM (VwHCD)


lol. My mind is awash in the possibilities of what business you are in but I will defer to OPSEC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (4fSQf)

244
I wish. I'm a teetotaler now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29

Designated Driver!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

245 I can't help but wonder if CBD would help my mother.

She has Sundowners and says she always feels strange in her stomach.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

246
That's likely the derivation for the slang, but I
definitely meant "punta". When I was taking Spanish in high school we
had an exchange student from Costa Rica who taught us all the stuff the
teacher didn't want us to know.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 09:52 PM (6XLoz)

i hear ya. for sure I don't know the slang. Hell, I don't know the American slang these days and to be honest, I don't want to. I had a Spanish teacher who did the same for us. She taught us about the verb Cojer. yes it means "to take" but it also has a very different meaning. It basically means to get down, so to speak.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:57 PM (F2/Ok)

247 https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/ public-health/states-ranked-by-percentage-of- population-vaccinated-march-15.html
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (xw5YV


Estimates in our state is 60% said hell no.

That's quite the majority Meemaw Ivey called idiots the other day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)

248 247
I wish. I'm a teetotaler now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29

Designated Driver!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3


If you throw up in my back seat, you ride in the boot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:58 PM (4fSQf)

249 I wish. I'm a teetotaler now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29

Designated Driver!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)


This!
First question to any group...who's the mormon?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2021 09:58 PM (axyOa)

250 It rubs the dildo on its toe...

Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 29, 2021 09:59 PM (1DAzO)

251 Caesar Salad was invented in Mexico. The best versions I have had were not that far from the border.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:59 PM (F2/Ok)

252 That place looks like a funeral home or mortuary...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 29, 2021 09:59 PM (UUBmN)

253 That Texas house is 5800 sq ft!!!

Da fuq do you need that for? And no Im not saying it should be banned or whatever. I just cant fathom living in something that big. I had a house that was about 4K sq ft once and even that was way too big for my liking. Current house is just shy of 2k and it is perfect.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 29, 2021 09:59 PM (uRbeE)

254
If you throw up in my back seat, you ride in the boot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29

Vomit free since '93!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:59 PM (U2p+3)

255 Quint, "get down" in the Kamala sense of the term you mean?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 29, 2021 10:01 PM (HaL55)

257 Quint, "get down" in the Kamala sense of the term you mean?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

to procreate.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 10:01 PM (F2/Ok)

258 AOP and Joe XiDen:

If I had the money to contribute, I'd ask if people here want to pool our money and buy that house. We could turn it into the official nationwide Texas Horde Clubhouse.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

259 247
I wish. I'm a teetotaler now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29

Designated Driver!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

I can do that. Though y'all need to pitch in for gas money.

And my car gets terrible mileage, so we may need to stop every 3 blocks or so...

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 10:01 PM (Ojki1)

260 If WeirdDave had a painful foot issue, might that be corn-on-the-cob?

...

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (sIu/u)

261 Good evening Horde,

Good Job Weird Dave. The ONT remains viable.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (Jzz++)

262 They just tossed her in the dumpster, then realized what they had done and went back to get her. I mean, I may not, but you'd think that EMPs would recognize a....body, wouldn't you?


Intense fires can cause a body to be Burned Beyond Recognition, a standard medical examiner/autopsy term, I believe

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (AMIL/)

263 Bete, your transportation is a classic muscle car? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

264 lol. My mind is awash in the possibilities of what business you are in but I will defer to OPSEC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 09:55 PM (4fSQf)

I build custom harleys, or restore them, or rebuild the engines, pretty much everything harley. Pretty like the assholes you see on TV. It used to supplement the music thing, but seeing I haven't been in a steady band since the covid hit and forced me into semi retirement its more harleys these days than music. First time in probably 30 years. I float between 3 different shops. I'm a specialist and shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (VwHCD)

265 267 Bete, your transportation is a classic muscle car? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

No, but don't let the drunks know that.

Posted by: Bete at July 29, 2021 10:03 PM (Ojki1)

266 Berserker, yikes!
How many employees do you have?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

267 I build custom harleys, or restore them, or rebuild the engines, pretty much everything harley. Pretty like the assholes you see on TV. It used to supplement the music thing, but seeing I haven't been in a steady band since the covid hit and forced me into semi retirement its more harleys these days than music. First time in probably 30 years. I float between 3 different shops. I'm a specialist and shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:02 PM (VwHCD


American Chopper? How do you feel about panel doors?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 10:04 PM (4fSQf)

268 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at


Are you going to trailer that blue Harley in your garage down to Tx to give me the ride you promised?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

269 I saw both trailers. Meh. The original movie was a *comedy*, for God's sake, not a spook/horror flick. Also, a pet peeve of mine: the original movie had wonderful music, a mix of classic funk ("Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!") with a terrific symphonic score by Elmer Bernstein. The music of the new film, if the trailer is any indication, is contemporary Hollywood crap: heavy percussion and synthesizer bleats, all sound and fury that signifies sweet dick all. I'll bet a bright, shiny nickel to any takers that this flick is going to make "GB 2016" look great by comparison.

Posted by: Nemo at July 29, 2021 10:04 PM (S6ArX)

270 Gonna have to go back and lurk for awhile.
Hope you feel better, WD, and thanks for being here even
though you're feeling crappy.
Over to you, you fantastic Morons!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2021 10:05 PM (7GSlX)

271 Are you going to trailer that blue Harley in your garage down to Tx to give me the ride you promised?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

Nooo nooo, I'm saving that for when you crash my bash here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:05 PM (VwHCD)

272
45 I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

-----

Taking a statin?

Gout?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2021 10:06 PM (2iDSr)

273 Sailor charged with deliberately starting fire on USS Bonhomme Richard at Naval Base San Diego, July 2020

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 10:09 PM (X5CsJ)

274 Evidently, Dr. Jill Biden stepped on something and hurt herself in Hawaii.

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 10:12 PM (X5CsJ)

275 zpFyf

raykon in da house. Quick, Martha, the Flit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:12 PM (tlevk)

276 Nooo nooo, I'm saving that for when you crash my bash here. lol
\
New Jersey MOME?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 29, 2021 10:13 PM (Jzz++)

277 Nooo nooo, I'm saving that for when you crash my bash here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You do know that Jordan and I have dibs on an air mattress in the game room.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

278 Berserker, yikes!

How many employees do you have?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

Me? None. I used to run my own thing, but now I float between 3 different shops that call me in when they get over their head. One uses me for custom builds, another uses me for engines and hi-po work, and another uses me when shit hits the fan and they can't solve a problem, and all 3 sometimes uses me for various shit, like custom wiring, or a general repair, etc etc. Not many guys left that know the old bikes, or have the tools to actually rebuild the engines as far back as 1936.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:14 PM (VwHCD)

279 ..Evidently, Dr. Jill Biden stepped on something and hurt herself in Hawaii. Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 10:12 PM (X5CsJ)

Someone made a "toe-popper" out of some carefully selected Assault Legos?

That ol' nag needs to be careful 'bout coming up lame. Glue factories are real.

And I'm talking about pseudo-dr. Jill. Not Jewels!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2021 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

280 Ghostbusters was the perfect date movie for me. Saw the movie. Had a nice dinner. Got very familiar with a pretty redhead. Will always remember that movie fondly.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 29, 2021 10:15 PM (6Pqz7)

281 So Carl Levin has passed. I suspect MI flags will be at half mast tomorrow.

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U1eOr)

282 You do know that Jordan and I have dibs on an air mattress in the game room.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

It will have to be known as the 'ette room. Your own TV, heat control, a door, and you're own bath room. 900sq ft of do whatever the fuck you want there. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:18 PM (VwHCD)

283 Curious what those cars cost.
Posted by: spinchter at July 29, 2021 10:18 PM (/KzV7)

A lot more than Road King glory hole "attendants" can afford.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:22 PM (tlevk)

284 States ranked by percentage of population fully vaccinated: July 29

i am disappointed to report that Wyoming has moved up to 48th from its' previous last place ranking.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 29, 2021 10:25 PM (Jzz++)

285 has the thread expired?

Have I expired?

odd

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 29, 2021 10:27 PM (Jzz++)

286 New Jersey MOME?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 29, 2021 10:13 PM (Jzz++)

I'm tempted. I have to get completely moved in and settled. I'm not even completely unpacked yet from the move. Its big enough for a decent bash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:27 PM (VwHCD)

287
So Carl Levin has passed. I suspect MI flags will be at half mast tomorrow.

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U1eOr)

Just like he wore his glasses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:28 PM (VwHCD)

288 LOL, Pete Bog... thread *is* pretty slow right now.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 10:30 PM (dB4Iz)

289 LOL, Pete Bog... thread *is* pretty slow right now.
-----------
It'll pick up when 3rd shift punches in.

Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2021 10:32 PM (+ya+t)

290 It'll pick up when 3rd shift punches in.
Posted by: dartist

Well, let's hope so.

Posted by: Miklos, checking his watch out back of the Waffle Hut at July 29, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Zillo house was a comm/data center. The generator and the floor with square white tiles tell that. Those tiles are part of a raised floor. One of the pictures has the suction cup tool that is used to raise one of the tiles so you can get to the wiring underneath the floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021

At my first IT job I used to store my lunch under the computer room floor because the company was too cheap to buy a fridge for the employees.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2021 10:34 PM (Mo2gk)

292 45 I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)


Gout, maybe.

Drink lots of water, eat lots of cherries, and ask your doctor to call in an Rx for colchicine or something similar.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 29, 2021 10:34 PM (SRRAx)

293 >>> I'm good Ladyl except now I have two painful toes and no idea what's wrong. Can't move them without horrible pain. Not swollen or red. Just hurts like hell. Started yesterday at Shep's. So that's my left foot and my right foot has the arthritis so I look like Tim Conway and the old man shuffle when I walk! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 29, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

-----

Taking a statin?

Gout?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2021 10:06 PM (2iDSr)


Gout will cause toe pain. There will be a big lump on the inside of the foot by the main big toe joint that turns red as it get inflamed. It will be tender to the touch. Gout sucks and has been the bane of my past 10 years. A little minor pain and you can fix it with ibuprofen and really upping your H2O intake. Any more than a little and see your Dr. You often can't cure chronic, constant pain gout just with a diet change.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2021 10:35 PM (ZOfsH)

294 What's the deal with Daniel Defoe & "f*****g idiot" screen capture above? I always liked him.

So... no "yacht music" 2nite, hopefully? At least I now no what it is. I never heard of it before last nite. Now I know it's elevator music basically, correct?

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 10:36 PM (Cssks)

295 Isn't there a pretty simple and definitive blood test for gout?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:36 PM (tlevk)

296 Thought Caesar's salad was invented at restaurant of the same name in TJ. But not sure. For many many years, TJ had some excellent fine dining restaurants, French, Italian, very high end dining but at a discount. Not sure now.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 29, 2021 10:39 PM (OTzUX)

297 Yacht mooozik:

WARNING--don't click if you don't want to hear it already know what said "mooozik" would sound like:

youtu.be/HYnQsvtfEsQ

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 10:41 PM (dB4Iz)

298 Never hated Levin, he was decent enough to staff, certainly compared to many others. He failed at a higher level than most lib Dems on the time in national security stuff - he at least attempted to make a serious argument on some things. The glasses way down the now (like Schumer) was always annoying. I preferred outlandish and amusing things, like Bill Roth's incredibly bad toupee.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 29, 2021 10:42 PM (OTzUX)

299 AOP, don"t know if there's a blood test but gout is the worst, especially when it's raging. The uric acid crystals make it feel like there's a piece of really nasty sandpaper stuck in your toe.

I've found ibuprofen helps but it takes time with gout. When I've needed something prescribed, it's always been Indomethacin (I think you can tell by the name what the active ingredient is).

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

300 not a Spanish linguist. but you might be thinking puta, which means whore. Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:42 PM (F2/Ok)

la puta podria podarlo, y si le poda su pie para la podiatrista, dicimos "si se poda"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 10:43 PM (qaiJN)

301 "glasses way down the NOSE"

Obviously

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 29, 2021 10:43 PM (OTzUX)

302 JQ, yup. I personally love that song by Starbuck.

I wouldn't call yacht rock 'elevator music' per se but it doesn't exactly rock extra hard either. Nobody's ever gonna mistake Hall & Oates for Ministry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

303 qdpsteve -- enjoyed your yacht rock selections last night.

Here's a few in return (might be crossing over a bit into late 70s Pop)

Romeo's Tune - https://youtu.be/vYMu2qgOiJs

Key Largo - https://youtu.be/Ru2tsT32pHA

You'll Never Find... - https://youtu.be/phWBaVpeRcY

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:43 PM (mZUr4)

304 The perplexing interior is a grow house.

Posted by: Dirk Jerkwater at July 29, 2021 10:44 PM (8iyB1)

305 Berserker -- here's something for you. Definitely NOT yacht rock!

https://youtu.be/ntG_EEfpasM

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (mZUr4)

306 Doof, thanks.

Did you listen to that album track I posted from Rupert Holmes last night? Feels weird to listen to the Pina Colada guy talking about prostitution and S&M. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

307 Wait another soi boi rapist?
I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED to hear that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (DpkTQ)

308 I've found ibuprofen helps but it takes time with
gout. When I've needed something prescribed, it's always been
Indomethacin (I think you can tell by the name what the active
ingredient is).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)


ask for alpurinol for long term maintenance, and colchicine for bad flare ups. Colchicine is toxic in large doses, I am told.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (qaiJN)

309 They shouldn't call it yacht rock though-- I mean, that's like... blasphemy!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 10:46 PM (dB4Iz)

310 Boondock saints (the movie the first picture is from) is a great movie - probably the best thing to come out of Boston since people stopped using muskets.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:46 PM (DpkTQ)

311 Bertie Higgins is especially interesting. Higgins sounds like Michael McDonald, if McDonald was forced to sing immediately after running as fast as he could around the block.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

312 Yachts Rock!

Posted by: bikini clad Facebook influencer and super-hot GF of Miklos at July 29, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

313
Zillo house was a comm/data center.

I presume a corporate one would look more...corporate?
So this would be some non-commercial facility right?


Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:48 PM (DpkTQ)

314 Kindltot, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

315 WeirdDave

What's up with the Daniel Defoe screen capture? Did he say something really stoopid, even by Hollywood standards?

I feel as if there should be a play button. I don't get it.

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 10:49 PM (Cssks)

316 Good morning everyone.

You too FBI Agent Garcia and NSA Bob.

How goes the war?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 10:49 PM (49Exr)

317 Doof, thanks.

Did you listen to that album track I posted from Rupert Holmes last night? Feels weird to listen to the Pina Colada guy talking about prostitution and S&M. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

I did. This morning. Quite a surprise!

I actually already had the song "Him" on a playlist called "Smooth". Some other gems on that playlist--

Robbie Dupree - Steal Away. Strawberry Letter 23 - The Brothers Johnson. Pablo Cruise - Love Will Find A Way. Randy Vanwarmer - Just When I Needed You Most.

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:50 PM (mZUr4)

318 You too FBI Agent Garcia and NSA Bob.
Its a great day, I hacked into that Russian gymnast's private photos before Ivan could hack Suni Lee's. WE WIN USA WINS!


Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 29, 2021 10:51 PM (DpkTQ)

319 Boondock saints (the movie the first picture is from) is a great movie - probably the best thing to come out of Boston since people stopped using muskets.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:46 PM (DpkTQ)


"I'll just have a Coke then"

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)

320 Doof, yup, all great songs. :-)
Sometimes I feel like rockin', sometimes I just feel like chillin'.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

321
What's up with the Daniel Defoe screen capture?

Boondock Saints. A great movie.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (DpkTQ)

322 Good, it's about time we beat the Ruskies at hacking. Geez

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (49Exr)

323 I was eight years old when the original Ghostbusters came out, and I remember climbing up on my fathers lap in terror when the demon dogs busted out of the concrete.

Posted by: Jmel at July 29, 2021 10:53 PM (bVhJi)

324 Btw.

My mom has been dead for 30 years.

RIP, Carol.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (gz95d)

325 296 Isn't there a pretty simple and definitive blood test for gout?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:36 PM (tlevk)


Docs can check if your serum uric acid levels are out-of-range high. That's about it unless something's changed recently.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (DTX3h)

326 322 18-1

Why is the chyron edited to read "f*****g idiot"?

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (Cssks)

327 283 You do know that Jordan and I have dibs on an air mattress in the game room.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

It will have to be known as the 'ette room. Your own TV, heat control, a door, and you're own bath room. 900sq ft of do whatever the fuck you want there. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 10:18 PM (VwHCD)


I want to go too!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

328 As long as we're talkin' 80s flicks again, any fans here of The Abyss? ("Keep your pantyhose on!")

The stories of how badly Cameron alienated everybody on that set are epic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

329 The William Defoe meme is from the movie Spider Man. The actual line is "I'm something of a scientist myself". Since then it's become a general purpose reaction meme "I'm something of a (whatever) myself".

Posted by: Weirddave at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (GtpEB)

330
i hear ya. for sure I don't know the slang.
Hell, I don't know the American slang these days and to be honest, I
don't want to. I had a Spanish teacher who did the same for us. She
taught us about the verb Cojer. yes it means "to take" but it also has a
very different meaning. It basically means to get down, so to speak. Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 09:57 PM (F2/Ok)


Only in Mexico. The rest of the sane would things it means to grab.
There is a Colombian comic who had a bit about visiting a friend in Mexico City and got asked to change a lightbulb at the top of a staircase because he was tall, and while he was draped over the stairwell railing over a five floor drop with his friend holding the back of his shirt to steady him, the railing slipped a bit and he shouted "cojame fuerte Chilango" (chilango being slang for someone from Mexico City)

Anyhow, that's the entire joke and it is hilarious in South America.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 10:56 PM (qaiJN)

331 "to play golf. In Texas."

What course?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 10:57 PM (49Exr)

332 Meme link:

https://youtu.be/D_oTxsHK5d8

Posted by: Weirddave at July 29, 2021 10:57 PM (GtpEB)

333 Docs can check if your serum uric acid levels are out-of-range high. That's about it unless something's changed recently.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (DTX3h)

But isn't high uric acid in the blood serum basically the cause of gout, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:57 PM (tlevk)

334 Doof, yup, all great songs. :-)
Sometimes I feel like rockin', sometimes I just feel like chillin'.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

Exactly! I'm like those "Jack FM" stations. I play what I want!

Classic rock. 80s and 90s alternative. Hard rock from the 70s to today. Country. Christian rock. 70s pop / singer-songwriters. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)

335 330 WD

OK, thx.

I always thought he was a good actor. Thought maybe he went full tilt woke, or something.

What was that film where he played a Christ-like role?

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 10:58 PM (Cssks)

336 That photo of Joey Scooterbutt in the White House with his mask on at Drudge has got to be one of the stupidest things I've seen in years. Thankfully, age will catch up with them and they're all going to die soon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2021 10:59 PM (bCkNL)

337 Doof, yup.

My daydream was always to have a classic rock *and* pop station, and do things like segue from Anne Murray to Eagles Of Death Metal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

338 Boondock saints (the movie the first picture is from) is a great movie - probably the best thing to come out of Boston since people stopped using muskets.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2021 10:46 PM (DpkTQ)


"I'll just have a Coke then"
Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)

This is the Coke reference. Warning for severe non-wokeness!! https://youtu.be/LwkIy0SJzqQ

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:00 PM (mZUr4)

339 Docs can check if your serum uric acid levels are out-of-range high. That's about it unless something's changed recently.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (DTX3h
When I got my gout diagnosis they took sinoval fluid out of my knee and examined it and yep, it was full of crystals. Here's the freaky part and why gout hurts: I was picturing grains of salt, but the way that uric acid crystallizes is like little needles. But watch your diet and take allopurinol and it's totally manageable.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:00 PM (BMmaB)

340 "We had flu-like symptoms last weekend..."

So your whole state should lock-down and mask-up, right?

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 11:01 PM (PTDkx)

341 Doof, yup.

My daydream was always to have a classic rock *and* pop station, and do things like segue from Anne Murray to Eagles Of Death Metal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

Haha! KQDP out your way, WQDP out here

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:02 PM (mZUr4)

342 >>Feels weird to listen to the Pina Colada guy talking about prostitution and S&M. :-)

The Pina Colada song's basically about cheating so I don't think it's that far removed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2021 11:02 PM (vuisn)

343 Anne Murray, oh man, haven't heard her in *years*.

"Snowbird" was overplayed, everywhere when I was a child, LOL.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:02 PM (dB4Iz)

344 Nobody's ever gonna mistake Hall Oates for Ministry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Uh, no, no they won't. Congregation, please be seated. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:03 PM (VwHCD)

345 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (gz95d)

I was about to say wow that's a long time, then I realized my dad has been dead 31 years. Yikes.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:03 PM (7hIAw)

346 Body mistaken for a mannequin? I had a similar story, but the other way around. I was working clearing weeds and brush when I came across a severed penis. Turned out it was sombody's life-like dildo. Hey, give me a break; I was only 15 at the time and was not aware of many things.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

347 DrVarno, hmmm, good point.

But Rupert Holmes' album, Partners In Crime, is interesting. Some of the songs are even more cutesy than the big hit (Pina Colada Song), others are not quite.

It's obvious the album was marketed to people who enjoyed Three's Company at the time, because the photographer went out of his way to try and make Rupert look like John Ritter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

348 Colchicine is toxic in large doses, I am told. Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (qaiJN)

That's right, it's been so long I forgot about colchicine. That stuff works like a charm, but you can only take it for a few days (but seriously, like one day and the flareup is cured). I've been on allopurinol for years and never had a problem since.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:04 PM (BMmaB)

349 JQ, I can imagine Snowbird being quite annoying if overplayed. I love it though. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

350 It's obvious the album was marketed to people who enjoyed Three's Company at the time, because the photographer went out of his way to try and make Rupert look like John Ritter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Probably best it wasnt Mr Furley.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2021 11:06 PM (n7BS2)

351 Snowbird is like Alone Again (Naturally): a happy-sounding song with downer lyrics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

352 If I could bring back just one thing about the 70's, it would be that mellow, live- and- let- live, party vibe.

Oh, we disagree on something? Far out, let's fire up a joint and see if we can agree about some other thing.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:07 PM (dB4Iz)

353 Btw.

My mom has been dead for 30 years.

RIP, Carol.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (gz95d)

As in 30 year anniversary of her death? Probably doesn't seem that long, does it?

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:08 PM (mZUr4)

354 Berserker -- here's something for you. Definitely NOT yacht rock!



https://youtu.be/ntG_EEfpasM

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 10:45 PM (mZUr4)

Studio force! I was at a party one night, and ended up talking to the guitar player for a bit. He was bitching about the price of a water pump for his porche. Cool dude though. I mean, who the hell gets named herman anymore. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:08 PM (VwHCD)

355 Sorry about your mom, nurse.

Been almost 20 years for mine. Dad, gone 2 now.

I'm a ORPHAN!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:09 PM (dB4Iz)

356 Watching some dude beach volleyball, and they have obnoxious music playing to a mostly empty stadium during the match.

It strikes me as completely retarded.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2021 11:09 PM (ufFY8)

357 MrAspirin Factory, yup.

Here's the cover of Rupert Holmes' album Partners in Crime, which contained The Pina Colada Song:

https://tinyurl.com/3hv93y4v

And here's the song, Partners In Crime, where Rupert was singing about what would have been considered adult topics in 1979.

https://tinyurl.com/3hv93y4v

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

358 Oops, I just posted the cover image twice.
Here's the Rupert song:

https://youtu.be/r7Alk28erIg

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

359 Real Porsches don't have water pumps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:10 PM (tlevk)

360 334 But isn't high uric acid in the blood serum basically the cause of gout, anyway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 10:57 PM (tlevk)


Pretty much!

340 When I got my gout diagnosis they took sinoval fluid out of my knee and examined it and yep, it was full of crystals.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:00 PM (BMmaB)


I never had an aspiration or anything like that done, but the needle-like structure of the crystals wouldn't surprise me given the horrific pain I endured during my initial attack.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2021 11:11 PM (DTX3h)

361 Terrible real estate agent photos

https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2021 11:11 PM (qaiJN)

362 I want to go too!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 29, 2021 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

Wouldn't think of leaving you out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:11 PM (VwHCD)

363 JQ, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

364 Studio force! I was at a party one night, and ended up talking to the guitar player for a bit. He was bitching about the price of a water pump for his porche. Cool dude though. I mean, who the hell gets named herman anymore. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:08 PM (VwHCD)

Nice! Now, I know you're not that much into "current" rock - but I'm gonna take a chance.

Volbeat. Greta Van Fleet. Royal Blood. The Pale White. Ghost.

Any of them in your wheelhouse?

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)

365 I never had an aspiration or anything like that
done, but the needle-like structure of the crystals wouldn't surprise me
given the horrific pain I endured during my initial attack. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2021 11:11 PM (DTX3h)

Yeah, it's wild. Completely explains why it hurts like a mf'er. Little teeny needles floating around in your joints.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:13 PM (BMmaB)

366 Congrats on the move, Berserker!

I managed to offload my old place a few months ago. Took a hit on the price (sold to a flipper) but I don't care. I'm out! I'm free at last!

Now current home is stuffed full...

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:14 PM (dB4Iz)

367 If I could bring back just one thing about the 70's, it would be that mellow, live- and- let- live, party vibe.



Oh, we disagree on something? Far out, let's fire up a joint and see if we can agree about some other thing.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:07 PM (dB4Iz)

for me it would be so many other things.The music, the movies, and a left that knew they could never go this far, not even by a long shot.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:14 PM (F2/Ok)

368 Dune.Top Gun II.Ghostbusters Sequel.
These are the only offerings I am half-interested in seeing. Apparently, the movie industry died in the early 90's.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at July 29, 2021 11:15 PM (sPJyv)

369 The music, the movies, and a left that knew they could never go this far, not even by a long shot. Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:14 PM (F2/Ok)
Tune in, turn on, drop out, right on. Never dreamed of taking over.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:16 PM (BMmaB)

370 Well looks like Team Nazi Rainbow play Netherlands today.

Not understanding the schedule though: "U.S. Women's National Team against the Netherlands on July 30 at the International Stadium Yokohama. The match will kick off at 8 p.m. ET/7 a.m. ET . "

Japan is GMT+9, so they mean 8pm in Japan / 7am DC?

West Wing had a funny take on this
https://tinyurl.com/x7bhy7ke

And yah, rooting for the Netherlands. Really just against Team Nazi Rainbow. Tired of their sht.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:16 PM (49Exr)

371 Tune in, turn on, drop out, right on. Never dreamed of taking over.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:16 PM (BMmaB)


They sure did. Those fucksticks did it slow. And here we are.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2021 11:17 PM (n7BS2)

372 I'd like to bring back 70s baseball and football

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)

373 Yeah since the original Ghostbusters was totally about tits and ass, I could see how if they made a sequel any real fan would want to give more of their money to the Hollywood branch of Woke to possibly glimpse a little cooch. Well called, sir.
As for Maniac Bride's Maid, that link is four years old. Again, well played!


Posted by: Born Free at July 29, 2021 11:18 PM (qStGk)

374 They had Womens' beach Volleyball on the tewb at the bar this evening. They all had on tight sports bras, but they really needn't have bothered. Floptivity was never going to be an issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:19 PM (tlevk)

375 Chats...it had to be chats.

Posted by: Henri at July 29, 2021 11:19 PM (bk3Sg)

376 In the 70's as cub scouts we had box seats at minor league hockey games.

Sounds wholesome until the fathers were standing on the seats cussing out the players and refs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2021 11:20 PM (vuisn)

377 Internet just came up after being down most of the evening. So, hi, I'm heading for bed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 29, 2021 11:20 PM (SchxB)

378 i am disappointed to report that Wyoming has moved up to 48th from its' previous last place ranking.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Must be Californians moving north, after they've destroyed Colorado

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2021 11:21 PM (U/0zO)

379 Women Team Gymnastics got Silver. Without Biles. I happy all that drama didn't knock them out of contention. That would have sucked after all the hard work they put in.

Ruskies got Gold but not sure how much separation there is.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:21 PM (49Exr)

380 I've had several bourbons.

Would anyone care for a good online version of a domestic dispute?

I'm willing to throw in a few choice words about your mother, as well as blaming you for our subpar love life because you are a frigid bitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:22 PM (NLeZo)

381 Volbeat. Greta Van Fleet. Royal Blood. The Pale White. Ghost.



Any of them in your wheelhouse?

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)

Not even in my universe, lol. I'll look them up though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:22 PM (VwHCD)

382 Hey, those Ghostbusters and Dune trailers don't look half bad.

My only complaint is the wormy-looking young leads. Doesn't anyone get any animal protein in Hollywood anymore?

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 29, 2021 11:23 PM (wNDOJ)

383 My only complaint is the wormy-looking young leads. Doesn't anyone get any animal protein in Hollywood anymore?
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 29, 2021 11:23 PM (wNDOJ)

I guess Harvey Weinstein just doesn't have it in him anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:24 PM (tlevk)

384 Anne Murray was never legit country. But there were many who made it into a generic version. I liked this song. It was ultra woke back then but would be cancelled today.


Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:25 PM (F2/Ok)

385 Congrats on the move, Berserker!



I managed to offload my old place a few months ago. Took a hit on
the price (sold to a flipper) but I don't care. I'm out! I'm free at
last!



Now current home is stuffed full...

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:14 PM (dB4Iz)

I should be so lucky. I have to sell the other house yet. Its probably hitting the market in the next 2 weeks, its almost done. The county I was in is hot for hot sales, so it shouldn't last long. This move has been frigging brutal. I still have to empty the rest of the garage. Not too much there, but what is there is mammoth heavy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:25 PM (VwHCD)

386 357 Deplorable

RE: Dude Beach Volleyball

No WONDER the stadium was almost empty. The fans thought the sign said "NUDE Beach Volleyball"!

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Cssks)

387 The truth about it is some things never change. In some ways it
reminds me of of the Time to Change speech. The reality is nothing
really changes, we just fight about the issues anew.
https://tinyurl.com/b2mcyz83

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:25 PM (F2/Ok)

388 I've had several bourbons.

Would anyone care for a good online version of a domestic dispute?

I'm willing to throw in a few choice words about your mother, as well as blaming you for our subpar love life because you are a frigid bitch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:22 PM (NLeZo)

What kind of bourbon? I'd rather talk about our preferred varieties than fight!

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:26 PM (mZUr4)

389 Quint, Anne Murray was Canadian Country. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

390 I'm sorry Born Free. Here, have a full refund on the thread.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 29, 2021 11:28 PM (mndtc)

391 Doesnt matter what time it is, womens soccer is Unwatchable.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 29, 2021 11:28 PM (uRbeE)

392 Volbeat. Greta Van Fleet. Royal Blood. The Pale White. Ghost.

Any of them in your wheelhouse?
Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:13 PM (mZUr4)

Not even in my universe, lol. I'll look them up though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Greta Van Fleet, outa Michigan, has a sound LIKE Led Zeppelin, in some of their songs. They are a good band.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 29, 2021 11:29 PM (tjZg/)

393 Nothing really to speak of.

The WR Double Oak was quite drinkable.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:29 PM (NLeZo)

394 And yah, rooting for the Netherlands. Really just against Team Nazi Rainbow. Tired of their sht.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:16 PM (49Exr)

Yup, an asteroid strike would suite me fine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:29 PM (VwHCD)

395 Quint, Anne Murray was Canadian Country. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

No, she was Canadian Content. As a Canadian performer of some sort of music, she was entitled to endless airplay on Canadian radio stations, as dictated by the Federal Government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:29 PM (tlevk)

396 397

Kinda how Cory Hart became a star.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 29, 2021 11:31 PM (uRbeE)

397 382 Clinger

No thanx. I already SAW that movie-- up close & personal. Once was plenty.

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2021 11:31 PM (Cssks)

398 Kinda how Cory Hart became a star.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 29, 2021 11:31 PM (uRbeE)

Yep. And Nickelback.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:31 PM (tlevk)

399 I hear ya on the "brutality", berserker.

Granted, I didn't have a bunch of machinery (we moved that stuff first, long time ago) but I only had a month. Hubby disabled and no help from family...

Thank God for friends and good neighbors, and being able to put the overflow in Dad's garage.

Of course, I still need to settle Dad's place... fml.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:32 PM (dB4Iz)

400 I'm dropping typos like crazy. I need coffee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:32 PM (VwHCD)

401 The WR Double Oak was quite drinkable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:29 PM

One of my favorites

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:33 PM (mZUr4)

402 I need another drink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2021 11:33 PM (n7BS2)

403 "Sounds wholesome until the fathers were standing on the seats cussing out the players and refs."

Somehow how never had to deal with that as a child. Grew up in Highland Park (Dallas), the Bubble. Our fathers were jackasses in classier ways LOL

Did I have once instance as a soccer coach. One of my players (6 yr olds) may or may not have elbowed another while going after the ball. Drunk Dad on other team cursed AT THE KID. Huge mistake. I had every card in my hand you could possible have - I knew the Director, I knew all the refs, etc.

I stopped the game, pull all my kids off the field. Not worth exposing them that. Told the refs we were forfeiting (we were undefeated so no biggie). Put a huge spotlight on the Jackass Dad. Then Larry calls me wanting to know what happened and what he could do to fix it. Haha.
Forfeit got reversed, Jackass Dad never seen again.

I overreacted a little bit, mainly because I'm the child of 2 alcoholics and this was time I was able to fight back. But I think it was the right call.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:33 PM (49Exr)

404 "Doesn't matter what time it is, women's soccer is Unwatchable."

Yah, all that whining about equal pay. I watched one game and was embarrassed for both teams. They shouldn't show women's soccer until it's matured.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

405 Mrs. DIG is really into Greta van Fleet.

She also cracks up at the Volbeat cover of the Bay City Rollers.

And, only one or two gvf songs are zep-like, because of the singer's voice, which I predict will burn out soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2021 11:35 PM (ufFY8)

406 edit

this was the FIRST time I was able to fight back

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:37 PM (49Exr)

407 @Mr Aspirin, I was away for a few. Good point.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:37 PM (BMmaB)

408 Volbeat - Still Counting
https://youtu.be/aXhjp85UNJI

Opening line could be sung by many a moron!!

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:39 PM (mZUr4)

409 My daughter turned me on to Greta Van Fleet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2021 11:39 PM (BMmaB)

410 my dad was the opposite. i recall he once got called in as an umpire because no one else wanted to do it. I was batting and he called strike and then I hit a home run. Ok, it might have been a double but it was a long time ago. The man wanted to be so fair that he called strike before the ball got near me. Yes I did go off, but it was another example to me. I have heard of the alternative and I was very lucky.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:39 PM (F2/Ok)

411 >Anyone else looking forward to this film?

No.

If there's one thing the Ghostbusters franchise didn't need, it's a downbeat gritty reboot/deconstruction.

The original film was a comedy about four overeducated, unemployable schlubs who start a dirty, unglamorous blue-collar pest control business and try to stay solvent while fighting off officious government bureaucrats trying to strangle them with pointless regulations.

There's certainly no way that would resonate with modern gig-economy millennials, right? You'd totally be better off producing a Stranger Things nostalgia-ridden pop culture reference fest. But with a blue filter on the lens to show we're edgy and serious.

You could reboot Ghostbusters largely unretouched with James Roday Rodriguez, Dule Hill, and I don't know, Jim Parsons and John Mulaney or something.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 29, 2021 11:40 PM (ArYuy)

412 I hear ya on the "brutality", berserker.



Granted, I didn't have a bunch of machinery (we moved that stuff
first, long time ago) but I only had a month. Hubby disabled and no help
from family...



Thank God for friends and good neighbors, and being able to put the overflow in Dad's garage.



Of course, I still need to settle Dad's place... fml.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:32 PM (dB4Iz)
There was nooo way I could move without getting another house first. I had very little help with the move. Its a shit ton of stuff. The harley stuff alone was enough to make a big man small. I still haven't unpacked a lot in the new place. The family room looks like boxhenge.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:40 PM (VwHCD)

413 Greta Van Susteren was pretty bad ass. Ok, not really, but she is the only Greta Van I know.

Posted by: Quint at July 29, 2021 11:40 PM (F2/Ok)

414 Though TBF, Men's soccer is unwatchable too.

At least the women don't try to turn incidental contact into the Holocaust every play, that's just pathetic.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:41 PM (49Exr)

415 Greta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising
https://youtu.be/vhbMbiYb5bg

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

416 Problem is, if you order the Greta van Fleet, you have to get the extended warranty on each unit, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:45 PM (tlevk)

417 Tonight was one of my favorite type of private parties to work.

One where the party is so lame that they just invite the bartender to start drinking with them. And I do m, because it's not like I'm going to fire myself for drinking on the job.

I wish I had that Russian whore with me that I was working with this time last year. She'd have made us an extra three or four hundred bucks by dancing with her tittles out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:45 PM (NLeZo)

418 Though TBF, Men's soccer is unwatchable too.



At least the women don't try to turn incidental contact into the Holocaust every play, that's just pathetic.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:41 PM (49Exr)

I was on the soccer team in high school, mostly because thats where all the long hair burnouts were, and the football team was jock central. Never really cared for the game, but it had me in great shape from all the running.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:46 PM (VwHCD)

419 Problem is, if you order the Greta van Fleet, you have to get the extended warranty on each unit, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:45 PM (tlevk)

*SNORT!*

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:46 PM (mZUr4)

420 The Pale White - Medicine
https://youtu.be/AfNezV535SI

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:48 PM (mZUr4)

421 Skinny adolescent legs too.

Personally most all of anime borders on Pedophilia. Sorry if that offends you but a look at the predominant body type in most anime leads tends to be teen or slightly pre-teen girls. Wearing school uniforms or other such fetish type garb. Along with high pitched voices and a lot of the plot lines one could see that they at the least lend themselves to daydreams of living in those sort of scenes.

And a little goes a long way. If someone is obsessed with Anime I'd say they have a problem.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2021 11:48 PM (wb4G5)

422
Greta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising

https://youtu.be/vhbMbiYb5bg

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

Oh hell no, damnnn. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

423 "Anyone else looking forward to this film?"

Nope. Daniel's reasons are better than mine; I'm just tired of all the woke games. Female Ghostbusters, and all the toxic feminists around it killed off whatever interest I still had left in the franchise.

Pretty much all Disney: I assume the worst now, until they show a pattern that's non-political and creative. I'm beginning to think they adopted Woke as cover because they all suck as artists.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:49 PM (49Exr)

424 I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Doof for his kind offer.

Posted by: Miklos, cancelling reservations, making new ones (no offense to my Native American compadres) at July 29, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

425 The family room looks like boxhenge.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I already had another house-- and it was already full, lol. (one reason I'd been dragging my feet about selling the old place)

At any rate, I'm stuck right here for a while. And the stuff at Dad's... well, at least he's not there to be complaining about it.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 29, 2021 11:50 PM (dB4Iz)

426 I wish I had that Russian whore with me that I was working with this time last year. She'd have made us an extra three or four hundred bucks by dancing with her tittles out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2021 11:45 PM (NLeZo)

Heh. Reminds me of a funny story I heard from a friend on Tuesday. He was talking to a guy who went with his wife and another couple to one of the "bikini/lingerie" bars in Calgary. They were all drinking, and getting a little boisterous. The waitress was bent over, serving another table, and one of the wives said, "Look, she's not wearing any panties!" Loudly enough, the waitress heard her, and she said, "yeah, and it's great for tips, too."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:51 PM (tlevk)

427 I wish I had that Russian whore with me that I was working with this time last year. She'd have made us an extra three or four hundred bucks by dancing with her tittles out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Titty masks are always optional

Posted by: Miklosian CDC at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

428 "I was on the soccer team in high school, mostly because thats where all the long hair burnouts"

Ha, that's what got me in the chess club too. That was a funny high school pic. No one played a single game all year.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (49Exr)

429 Greta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising

https://youtu.be/vhbMbiYb5bg

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

Oh hell no, damnnn. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

So you no like??

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (mZUr4)

430 Thanks for the ONT.

I will say the Afterlife trailers look good, but I don trust none of them sonsobicthes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2021 11:53 PM (csEWM)

431 I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Doof for his kind offer.

Posted by: Miklos, cancelling reservations, making new ones (no offense to my Native American compadres) at July 29, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

Morons look out for each other!!

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)

432 I have nothing to say.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2021 11:54 PM (OU+8W)

433 I NEEDS MONEYS, AND I NEEDS IT NOW


William J. Infrastructure, Jr.

Posted by: "Infrastructure" Bill at July 29, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

434 Ha, that's what got me in the chess club too. That was a funny high school pic. No one played a single game all year.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (49Exr)

My chess club was infested with genuine nerds. I mean total pocket protector wearing never felt a chick's titties in their life nerds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:55 PM (VwHCD)

435 "but a look at the predominant body type in most anime leads tends to be teen or slightly pre-teen girls. Wearing school uniforms or other such fetish type garb. Along with high pitched voices"

Go-Go from Kill Bill Vol 2, for those who have never gone near anime.

But not as lethal
https://tinyurl.com/5fd46pks

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:55 PM (49Exr)

436 I have nothing to say.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Everything I say is a lie.

Posted by: David Finch at July 29, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

437 437 "but a look at the predominant body type in most anime leads tends to be teen or slightly pre-teen girls. Wearing school uniforms or other such fetish type garb. Along with high pitched voices"

Go-Go from Kill Bill Vol 2, for those who have never gone near anime.

But not as lethal
https://tinyurl.com/5fd46pks
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:55 PM (49Exr)

Yeah, there is a weird under (and sometimes not so under) current to some anime. Pixy posted a clip of Dragon Maid and I have watched a few bits and bobs here and there. For the most part, it seems like cute fun. Then every now and then, there is some creepy stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2021 11:57 PM (csEWM)

438 438 I have nothing to say.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Everything I say is a lie.
Posted by: David Finch at July 29, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (csEWM)

439 Sorry.

140 MPH fastball part was true though

Posted by: Sid Finch at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

440 Goodnight everyone and thanks for another evening of great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

441 What little anime I see has chicks with huge cans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (n7BS2)

442 So you no like??

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (mZUr4)

Not really. Pale white wasn't "too" bad, but I saw a tambourine..a fucking tambourine. You're just asking to have odin kill me in my sleep. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (VwHCD)

443 Goodnight everyone and thanks for another evening of great chat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

Good night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:59 PM (mZUr4)

444 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2021 11:59 PM (csEWM)

445 What little anime I see has chicks with huge cans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (n7BS2)

Nobody would bother drawing them with little ones. When you control the horizontal and the vertical, you draw big cans. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

446 "My chess club was infested with genuine nerds."

We ran them all out. The actual chess nerds.

But Karma had her way when I fell in love Chess 10 years later. Now I have trouble sleeping at night... I see their pimpled faces as they scamper from the bullies, pawns scattered all over the floor. That horror will haunt me to my dying day, and I deserve it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:01 AM (49Exr)

447 Then every now and then, there is some creepy stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2021 11:57 PM (csEWM)


I mean its not that surprising though. I think just about ever clip of Japanese porn I've ever seen it seems to fall more on the creepy side of things. And thus the sample size of Japanese porn I've seen is rather small.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2021 12:01 AM (vMCab)

448 Not really. Pale white wasn't "too" bad, but I saw a tambourine..a fucking tambourine. You're just asking to have odin kill me in my sleep. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (VwHCD)

Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there aint no place I'm going to...

Posted by: The Byrds at July 30, 2021 12:02 AM (csEWM)

449 Thanks for the fun chat, qdp!

Posted by: Buona sera, Mrs. Miklosa at July 30, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

450 Nobody would bother drawing them with little ones. When you control the horizontal and the vertical, you draw big cans. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:01 AM (VwHCD)

*fistbump*

Posted by: The Byrds at July 30, 2021 12:02 AM (csEWM)

451 Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there aint no place I'm going to...
Posted by: The Byrds

There's a time to every porpoise

Posted by: Flipper at July 30, 2021 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

452 I mean its not that surprising though. I think just about ever clip of Japanese porn I've ever seen it seems to fall more on the creepy side of things. And thus the sample size of Japanese porn I've seen is rather small.
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2021 12:01 AM (vMCab)

See it is not even the sexual- I like big boobs. It is not even the preponderance of same sex 'crushes'- they are all women, so it is pretty obvious a dude wrote this one. It is what I call 'That Sailor Moon vibe.'

Posted by: The Byrds at July 30, 2021 12:04 AM (csEWM)

453 So you no like??

Posted by: Doof at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (mZUr4)

Not really. Pale white wasn't "too" bad, but I saw a tambourine..a fucking tambourine. You're just asking to have odin kill me in my sleep. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2021 11:58 PM (VwHCD)

I tried. And you didn't care for the Tremonti song I suggested last week. You are challenging me. Which is good. Back to you tomorrow!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 12:04 AM (mZUr4)

454 /off avian sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2021 12:04 AM (csEWM)

455 What little anime I see has chicks with huge cans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

"As big as their eyes, Doc...as big as their huge eyes..."

Posted by: Miklos has a sense of proportion at July 30, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

456 Titty masks are always optional

Posted by: Miklosian CDC at July 29, 2021 11:52 PM (Q

......

She was the pure, uncut fentanyl of sex. Dumb as a box of rocks, but in a way that you liked.

I do miss her, though my wallet doesn't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2021 12:06 AM (NLeZo)

457 Unfortunately, women are like fruit. There's a small window, maybe 20 years, sometimes 30.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:07 AM (49Exr)

458 Heh. Reminds me of a funny story ... one of the wives said, "Look, she's not wearing any panties!" Loudly enough, the waitress heard her, and she said, "yeah, and it's great for tips, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2021 11:51 PM (tlevk)


South Park "Raisins" waitress Mercedes telling Ferrari the basics:
Now, when you take a customer's order, you need to sit down at the table with them and make them think you're interested. Write your name down for them and make them feel special. "Oh man, I am so bored. Thank God you guys came in." If you want good tips, the most important thing is physical contact. Just a simple hold of the arm can mean the difference between five and twenty dollars. "I'll be right back with your order, guys." [holds Ferrari's shoulder]

Posted by: Chuck C at July 30, 2021 12:08 AM (EughT)

459 See it is not even the sexual- I like big boobs. It is not even the preponderance of same sex 'crushes'- they are all women, so it is pretty obvious a dude wrote this one. It is what I call 'That Sailor Moon vibe.'
Posted by: The Byrds at July 30, 2021 12:04 AM (csEWM)


I just view it as they are an odd culture across the board and it manifests in different ways. But I do have to give them respect on the anime and manga front in that they are not caving to the SJWs. Hell when the president of a manga publisher made comments about self censoring for western audiences, it pissed people off so much he has now apologized and has to give back some of his salary.

https://youtu.be/n-5-SVgG7CU

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2021 12:09 AM (vMCab)

460 Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I bartended with an attractive and clever lady.

I did all the actual bartending, she made cutesy flirty with the guys.

After closing, we would smoke one, and laugh laugh laugh while splitting the tips (which were in proportion to the size of her Class of Assets).

Posted by: Miklos has fond(ling) memories at July 30, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

461 I tried. And you didn't care for the Tremonti song I
suggested last week. You are challenging me. Which is good. Back to you
tomorrow!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 12:04 AM (mZUr4)

I don't know not what course others may take, but as for me give me metal or give me death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:12 AM (VwHCD)

462 "If you want good tips, the most important thing is physical contact."

Elbows. They always touch my elbow. I had the privilege of growing up wealthy. Every mother in North Dallas was coaching her daughter to be the one to marry my bank account. It was...educational?

One bonus to being so not-handsome, when a hot woman makes a pass at me, I am 100% certain she wants something other than sex LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:12 AM (49Exr)

463 Not going to Puta Gorda.

P.S. They sell lots of Roger McGuinn replica/nok off shades here and there. Gotta be cheaper than a good 12 string.

Posted by: klaftern at July 30, 2021 12:16 AM (r4sI4)

464 "I bartended with an attractive and clever lady."

Yah I was trained to bartend by someone similar. 30ish and easy on the eyes in a bar full of lawyers? She did very good.

Poor thing had a horrible personal life. Her only surviving family member was a younger brother dying of AIDs in a hospital. She would sneak him weed when she visited (almost every day). And she "trembled" in her sleep, it was heartbreaking to watch.

Never forget her. She's why I go out of my way to be nice to older single women and tip them well.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:18 AM (49Exr)

465 Just a reminder

MyBride is now offer TWO-4-ONE Super Comfy Bulgarian True Romance lady brides.

Completely washable, and refillable!

*shipping and handling not included

Posted by: Miklos Lindell, the MyBride Guy at July 30, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

466 After closing, we would smoke one, and laugh laugh laugh while splitting the tips (which were in proportion to the size of her Class of Assets).

Posted by: Miklos has fond(ling) memories at July 30, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

....

That was our arrangement as well.

Unfortunately when we weren't working, I spent my half of the tips taking her out on the lake, getting drunk and going to concerts.

What a hot little piece!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2021 12:18 AM (NLeZo)

467 Frack I'm spreading that Depression Vive again. Gonna run to 7-11 for smokes and a good coffee. Back soon. Anyone want me to grab them something?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:20 AM (49Exr)

468 Just a reminder



MyBride is now offer TWO-4-ONE Super Comfy Bulgarian True Romance lady brides.



Completely washable, and refillable!



*shipping and handling not included

Posted by: Miklos Lindell, the MyBride Guy at July 30, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Dude, you're just not right. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:20 AM (VwHCD)

469 Good night Hordelings -- always a good time with you wackos!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2021 12:22 AM (mZUr4)

470 Dude, you're just not right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

In an insane world....

Posted by: Miklos, the last of his kind (by International Treaty Law) at July 30, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

471 Night Doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2021 12:24 AM (csEWM)

472 Sweet musical dreams, Mr. Doof.

Posted by: Miklos, bon soiree at July 30, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

473 ..I don't know not what course others may take, but as for me give me metal or give me death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:12 AM (VwHCD)


Ace? COBs? Sidebar, at minimum. Masthead, deservedly so. Berserker? I want that on a black tee shirt. You decide on the artwork, but I'm thinking a Death Metal outfitted Patrick Henry on stage with a Strat, with the end of the tuning head being a Brown Bess emitting blackpowder smoke.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

474 Frack I'm spreading that Depression Vive again.
Gonna run to 7-11 for smokes and a good coffee. Back soon. Anyone want
me to grab them something?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:20 AM (49Exr)

The spicy bite, with cheese and chili is very underrated. You can fuel yourself for a day for a a couple of bucks.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 12:28 AM (F2/Ok)

475 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Sorry that HotStuff bounced email from different accounts.

Bouncy bouncy.

Posted by: Miklos, who really does try at July 30, 2021 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Miklos. Try the same again, via Proton etc.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:30 AM (QzJWU)

477 Doof, all of these songs are in my wheelhouse except one, thanks to rocksmith.

I'm checking out The Pale White for the first time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2021 12:31 AM (ybIRR)

478
Not going to Puta Gorda.

relative to previous discussions, that is a good one.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 12:31 AM (F2/Ok)

479 Unfortunately, women are like fruit. There's a small window, maybe 20 years, sometimes 30.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:07 AM (49Exr)


what types of fruit are you eating my man? i can't get bananas to last for even a few days. I have decided to freeze most everything. I can wait for it to defrost a bit, but with fruit, dead is dead.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 12:35 AM (F2/Ok)

480 Jim-

Anyway, I cancelled, very sadly, my reservation for the nice big lake cabin at Keowee-Toxaway late in the afternoon.

Just checked-nobody has grabbed the Aug.16-30 dates. So have at it if it suits you. You can do it online.

Posted by: Miklos, going coastal (not postal) at July 30, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

481 Gonna run to 7-11 for smokes and a good coffee. Back soon. Anyone want me to grab them something?
--------

The cash drawer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2021 12:40 AM (GBHAb)

482 Puta Gorda translates as 'fat whore'. You do mean Punta Gorda I am sure...
Posted by: Floridachick

I had this drink in Tijuana once...Seven Putas Gording downhill in a Volkswagen...memory is unclear...

Posted by: Miklos, needing ice at July 30, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

483 The cash drawer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

This kid is gonna go places.

Posted by: Miklos, life-around-turner at July 30, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

484 I'll never forget that night mission over Puta Grande.

Posted by: Ted Striker at July 30, 2021 12:43 AM (VxC1e)

485 *enjoys August recess holiday at Punta Gunta*

Posted by: J. Nadler at July 30, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

486 Miklos. I found the site and the calendar, but I can't find a damn thing as to where it's located IN the State, what's near, what's far.

If they had provided an S.C. map with a pin drop to "it's here" or such, that'd have been nice. Not your fault. But their website clearly depends on local knowledge, which I lack.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:45 AM (QzJWU)

487 Fat Whore, FL.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2021 12:45 AM (KeYSV)

488 "We're not open."

I understand it took a lot of convincing for Murray to bring Vindman back.

Posted by: Flyover at July 30, 2021 12:47 AM (Rbu5d)

489 Ace? COBs? Sidebar, at minimum. Masthead,
deservedly so. Berserker? I want that on a black tee shirt. You
decide on the artwork, but I'm thinking a Death Metal outfitted Patrick
Henry on stage with a Strat, with the end of the tuning head being a
Brown Bess emitting blackpowder smoke.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

Strat? nooo nooo. Gibson V or Jackson King V, the assault weapon of metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

490 Hold Back the Night

https://youtu.be/apaJ3A56XbM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2021 12:50 AM (ybIRR)

491 ..Strat? nooo nooo. Gibson V or Jackson King V, the assault weapon of metal. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:47 AM (VwHCD)


Edit noted, make it so! This is why you are the Master, and we, mere apprentice, at best.

Still. t-shirt. T-Shirt! TEE SHIRT!

*excellent adventure not worthy bow*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

492 what types of fruit are you eating my man? i can't
get bananas to last for even a few days. I have decided to freeze most
everything. I can wait for it to defrost a bit, but with fruit, dead is
dead.


Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 12:35 AM (F2/Ok)

Bananas? 2am is when you have to eat them. You buy them green, and rotten the next day. 2am is prime time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:52 AM (VwHCD)

493 Frack I'm spreading that Depression Vive again.
Gonna run to 7-11 for smokes and a good coffee. Back soon. Anyone want
me to grab them something?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:20 AM (49Exr)

Ya,

I can't remember the name of it though.

Used to eat it all the time back in the day.

Oh ya, pu**y.

Posted by: I still can't think of anything at July 30, 2021 12:52 AM (wuzpH)

494 2 for 1 Bulgarian brides?
Can you try them out both and send 1 back if it doesn't work?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2021 12:53 AM (Cxk7w)

495 Still. t-shirt. T-Shirt! TEE SHIRT!



*excellent adventure not worthy bow*



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Its actually a killer idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

496
If they had provided an S.C. map with a pin drop to "it's here" or such, that'd have been nice. Not your fault. But their website clearly depends on local knowledge, which I lack.


Jim

https://tinyurl.com/xpwjt92m

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 30, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)

497 Hello Morons

Posted by: BanHim at July 30, 2021 12:55 AM (zhaQr)

498 The story about Garfield phones is faker than CNN. Looks like another millennial journ0 2antes to make the news. The hint: all pictures are close-up shots.

Posted by: BanHim at July 30, 2021 12:56 AM (zhaQr)

499 2 for 1 Bulgarian brides?
Can you try them out both and send 1 back if it doesn't work?
Posted by: Skip

Is guaranteed for life!

Posted by: Mail Order Miklos Popeil at July 30, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

500 "The cash drawer."

Got it. Clerk seemed oddly surprised when I asked for one.

Now what?

About the teach the Wife how to play Age of Empires so we can multiplayer game today. She's alot a fun.

And trolling is so much easier as a female. We were playing Starborne and some Larry Correria Wanna Be was swinging his dick around.

She replied: "in my experience there are two kinds of men: those that need to measure, and those that don't. You're clearly the later".

Shut him down LOL. Women have trolling options that men won't go near. They don't play fair. Although someone clever replied "I was in the pool, there's shrinkage!"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:57 AM (49Exr)

501 Thank you, Miklos. Alas, far too much to the West in the State. Coastal things in or near to Myrtle Beach are the object, here.

Not that I'd object to what was your reservation. It rocks. My late Dad was born and raised in Starr, S.C., tucked just up yonder under the N.C. border. I'd have loved to have visited there, once more.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

502 498 2 for 1 Bulgarian brides?
Can you try them out both and send 1 back if it doesn't work?
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2021 12:53 AM (Cxk7w)

----------

Buy the party pack of six to get the lowest rates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2021 12:58 AM (VxC1e)

503 Frack, former not latter. I always fumble punchline. Oh well.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:00 AM (49Exr)

504 485
I had this drink in Tijuana once...Seven Putas Gording downhill in a Volkswagen...memory is unclear...
Posted by: Miklos, needing ice at July 30, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

The expression íputa!is used in Spanish to express astonishment as in holy shit! or fuck! in English.

The drink you had was so strong it had you swearing fuck! seven times.

Posted by: BanHim at July 30, 2021 01:03 AM (zhaQr)

505 i love the Carolinas. We used to hang out and play golf in North Myrtle, and Pawleys Island. In NC, we had some rip roaring times sans all the tourist stuff. I recall a weekend on Cape Hatteras in my truck. It seemed like the farthest East you could be. I haven't checked the map but we were way out there. I hope people can still do those types of things, because this was in the previous century. We did have a time though.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:03 AM (F2/Ok)

506 Buy the party pack of six to get the lowest rates.
Posted by: Cicero

Party? No politics.

Unlike their great-grandmothers, younger Bulgarian women are non-partizan

Posted by: Miklos in the PartyZone at July 30, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

507 "Bulgarian brides"

What's great about America, Vol 6

If you want a preview of how a foreign girl will look, all you have to do is look around. You'll see one her kin already here.

At least Texas is like that. So many beautiful women, and every nationality represented.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:05 AM (49Exr)

508 But I think Maryland is where the Karens are bred.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:06 AM (49Exr)

509 I don't doubt that for a second. But the original meaning does not change even if the slang does. Putana in Italy still means something. Putain in France still means something. But it is interesting how words change their meanings or at least how they are commonly known.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:08 AM (F2/Ok)

510 >> If they had provided an S.C. map with a pin drop to "it's here"


On the Cherokee Foothills Scenic Highway, SC 11. Pro-tip: If you decide to follow the CFSH to its end in Gaffney (where, despite my many irate letters, the city elders still haven't erected a plaque commemorating my birth), don't miss the left turn in Cleveland at Marcie Jo's Olde Mountain Store. Otherwise, you'll be on an excruciatingly un-scenic highway all the way down into Greenville. Downtown Greenville has some nice things, though, if you wind up there.

Posted by: Fou Troll at July 30, 2021 01:09 AM (HLwmB)

511 Urban Dictionary
Putana
A slut or a prostitute
Derogatory term for a woman or girl of Italian origin
Male version see Putano

Well at least they don't stick sexism in their racism.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:12 AM (49Exr)

512 Fou Troll. Au Contraire, (and thanks for your info!)

But the Gaffney, S.C. site *does* commemorate your birth, there. It's a warning plaque, replete with skull, crossbones and the AoS URL address.

Just thought you'd wanna know? /snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 01:12 AM (QzJWU)

513 But I think Maryland is where the Karens are bred.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:06 AM (49Exr)

most of Maryland is red. There are two counties and Baltimore, that is about it. Those guys should have grievances. There are more blue areas in VA and even TX compared to MD. But that is no excuse, those guys gave up 2a long ago. You don't do that.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:13 AM (F2/Ok)

514 Posted by: Miklos Lindell, the MyBride Guy at July 30, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

Dude, you're just not right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2021 12:20 AM (VwHCD)

I read that as "you're one of us"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 30, 2021 01:14 AM (rt0xh)

515 ..She replied: "in my experience there are two kinds of men: those that need to measure, and those that don't. You're clearly the later". Shut him down LOL. Women have trolling options that men won't go near. They don't play fair. Although someone clever replied "I was in the pool, there's shrinkage!" Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 12:57 AM (49Exr)

It'd have been far funnier had she said "former" which is the first instance, vs. "latter", being the second.

Yet, it proves the insufficient preparedness of her opponent, that he failed to note the gaffe, and retired from the battlefield, scathed as if wounded, which actually, he wasn't. But in his weakness, thought himself so abused.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

516 But the Gaffney, S.C. site *does* commemorate your birth, there. It's a warning plaque, replete with skull, crossbones and the AoS URL address.

Gaffney is home to the water tower painted to look like a peach.

However, it actually looks like...The Giant Butt in The Sky

Posted by: Miklos Fodor, the World on 50 Comments a Day at July 30, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

517 ..Posted by: Miklos Fodor, the World on 50 Comments a Day at July 30, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

That's hitch hiking class, right there.

Sven would cruise in the Premier Cabin aboard ship, and be Lifetime Platinum on any Frequent Flyer program.

Thousand comments a day MEANS something, even still. (i can't afford to buy 1k fake followers on u toob, btw.)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

518 I went to one and only one Maryland Republican Party meeting. It resulted in a newspaper article I framed and placed in a spot of honor on my wall, as a reminder of the Gelman Amnesia effect.

Short version: There was an open congressional seat and a women who was a workhouse (not charismatic) who was the best choice. But the idiots all voted in Frat Boy (who actually violated the rules by lobbying cmte members). I found a way to REVERSE the vote and appoint her instead. One of those rare times when Good prevails - I was very proud of myself and unbearable for about a month.

But the local media, who had no idea what happened, wrote an article speculating some scandal that wasn't even *related* to what actually happened. So I framed the article, as a trophy to my one victory, and as a reminder of how wildly the media will speculate in print.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:25 AM (49Exr)

519 Well at least they don't stick sexism in their racism.


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:12 AM (49Exr)
not sure what you mean by the racism thing. I was making the point that puta, putana, and putain are European terms, Romance language terms. They are very well known by probably close to a billion people.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:25 AM (F2/Ok)

520 A women of Italian orgin, that is funny, that is why you shouldn't go to
those sites. The word is Italian, it has noting to do with Italian
origen. That would be like saying the term whore is an ethnic slur
about Americans or Brits.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:25 AM (F2/Ok)

521 Biden - Where's Dr. Doctor Jill?
She's at a real doctors
Biden - How long till she comes back?
Hour
Biden - Find me a 9 year old
She said don't find you a 9 year old
Biden - fkn bch

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 30, 2021 01:26 AM (buTO7)

522 I read that as "you're one of us"
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

*exchanges 33rd Degree Moronic Sekrit Sign*

Posted by: Miklos of the Yeah You Rite Temple (NOLA) at July 30, 2021 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

523 Got to see Micheal Steele give a Rally The Troops speech to about 12 of us in private. He was very impressive. Of course, this is before we knew his was Wobbly.

Anyways, never been back since that night. It was a total cluster. I was surprised at how amateurish a major political party could look.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:27 AM (49Exr)

524 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:25 AM (49Exr)

thin ice with me

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:27 AM (F2/Ok)

525 Thanks, Jim! I'll check it out. lol

They've lowered the Gaffney water tower, btw. Actually lowered, rather than demolished. The result is that it's partially hidden from I-85 traffic. I guess they were getting tired of all the ribbing.

Posted by: Fou Troll at July 30, 2021 01:29 AM (HLwmB)

526 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2021 01:29 AM (tlevk)

527 However, it actually looks like...The Giant Butt in The Sky
Posted by: Miklos
------

...about to do business.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2021 01:30 AM (L47aO)

528 Night, AOP. I'm doing the same.

Posted by: Fou Troll at July 30, 2021 01:30 AM (HLwmB)

529
Re the faking of the vaccination records. While I would not discourage any measures one thinks necessary to protect one's livelihood, I will remind you that falsifying these things, because of the federal CDC "stamp" will be considered a federal felony. If they set their sights on you for doing such, they can make life miserable.

Also, under no circumstances would I consider such involving international travel, where foreign govts could file criminal charges under their own laws for such.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

530 "not sure what you mean by the racism thing."

Oh I wasn't directing that at you. Sorry if it came off that way. The Urban Dictionary says its slang, a slur directed Italians, hence my remark about racism.

https://tinyurl.com/aw44u439

Italian is a race right? Or is it an ethnicity? I get the terms confused. Can it be both?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:31 AM (49Exr)

531 'Nite, AOP!

*envisions AOP's Rube Goldberg alarm clock setup, says NOPE!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

532 " I will remind you that falsifying these things, because of the federal CDC "stamp" will be considered a federal felony"

Yup. I recently did a google search on Vax Cards and returned several recent articles about the FBI warning people that forging vax cards is a felony.

So they are very aware and watching for it

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:34 AM (49Exr)

533 "thin ice with me"

Huh? The Maryland GOP?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:34 AM (49Exr)

534 Here in Massachusetts health officials are touting pop up clinics in minority communities which require no ID or health insurance, I am wondering how the vaccine passport is going to work with no ID requirement.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 30, 2021 01:36 AM (a4EWo)

535 Also, under no circumstances would I consider such involving international travel, where foreign govts could file criminal charges under their own laws for such.
Posted by: publius

Also, it just.would.not.work.

Trust yer pal Miklos on this.

Posted by: Miklos, almost a Delta Flying Colonel at July 30, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

536
Speaking of federal felonies, multiple admittted Pfederal Pfelon Pfizer (a habitual offender, violating many a Pfederal law over its history) has released a paper on the one of their big clinical trials of their now-known leaky vaccine. The paper is here:

https://tinyurl.com/3czmdtkd

Reading over it, you'll see claims of great efficacy and safety, and this vaccine is just great stuff and everyone ought to get it, and hell, get multiple shots every year. [continued because of spam filter]

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

537
However, reading into the details, you see this gem:

"During the blinded, controlled period, 15 BNT162b2 and 14 placebo recipients died; during the
open-label period, 3 BNT162b2 and 2 original placebo recipients who received BNT162b2 after
unblinding died. None of these deaths were considered related to BNT162b2 by investigators.
Causes of death were balanced between BNT162b2 and placebo groups (Table S4)."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

538 zzzz

hasta la nite nite, horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2021 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

539 Italian is a race right? Or is it an ethnicity? I get the terms confused. Can it be both?



Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:31 AM (49Exr) you want the truth? Some have already wondered about you. I gave you the most leeway. Now you come up with this and imply I was saying soemething racist?
Putana is the Italian term for whore, just like Putain in French and puta in Spanish. You can apply race, ethnicity, or whatever to the terms if that is your wont, I call them language. Maybe we are crossing signals here. My suggestion is to not go to some bs net site if you are looking up the meaning of a foreign word.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:39 AM (F2/Ok)

540 *envisions AOP's Rube Goldberg alarm clock setup, says NOPE!*

Jim

Especially if a cat is involved in any way.

Posted by: Miklos, whose cousin knows a guy whose sister used to go steady with an engineer at July 30, 2021 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

541 "I am wondering how the vaccine passport is going to work with no ID requirement"

And if you get jabbed before they start documenting it, how do you get a vax passport? Wouldn't it be dangerous to get the jab a 2nd time just to get the documentation?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:40 AM (49Exr)

542 Causes of death were balanced between BNT162b2 and placebo groups (Table S4)."
Posted by: publius,

Balanced=no effect, or identifiable cause and effect

*does all 42 positions of CDC statistical tai-chi*

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 30, 2021 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

543
So lackeys of Pfederal Pfelon Pfizer, in their own report had 15 deaths in the vaccine group, vs 14 deaths in the placebo group. After unblinding, there were 3 more deaths in the vaccine group, and 2 more in the placebo group.

But after unblinding, the entire placebo group was vaccinated (since this is should great stuff). The completely destroys the control group, and nothing further can be gleaned. Pfederal Pfelon Pfizer did this with the approval and recommendation of the Pfederal regulators, one can surmise.

Pfederal Pfelon Pfizer investigators concluded none of these deaths had anything to do with the vaccines, of course. If you download the supplemental data, you'll see causes of death listed. Many heart related deaths in the vaccine group. But, they assure us it had nothing to do with the vaccine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

544 Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:39 AM (F2/Ok)
"Now you come up with this and imply I was saying something racist?"

No. I did not do that. And I even apologized to you in case it came across that way. I was clearly quoting from the urban dictionary and making a joke about how they were careful to not be sexist about an ethnic slur directed at Italains.

https://tinyurl.com/aw44u439

You are taking offense where none was given.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:46 AM (49Exr)

545 But, they assure us it had nothing to do with the vaccine.
Posted by: publius

https://tinyurl.com/4wv4wpma

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (tri-Delt is Tiffani) at July 30, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

546 And it's not racist to use a normal word that has been turned into a slur via slang. The conventional definition has primacy. So I didn't even think you were being racist. That would be SJW level stupid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:50 AM (49Exr)

547 ok, but you said something I said was racist. I get you got it from
dumbass central,. so there is that. But think of it logically, you
really think non Italians would use the term to bash an Italian? There
is no logic to it. It would be like my favorite term "jagoff" being a
racist term against people from Pittsburgh or PA in general.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:53 AM (F2/Ok)

548 The cat will get hungry and wake you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2021 01:54 AM (ybIRR)

549 Would y'all chirrens mind takin' you fight out to the playground?

I got sweepin's an' mopping to do.

Posted by: Beloved ONT Janitor "Uncle" Miklos at July 30, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

550 'Night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 30, 2021 01:56 AM (a4EWo)

551 Wonder if my jerb will try to require the so-called vax... or CRT training? We do get occasional fed contracts.

Might present opportunity to stand up to the bullshit, and I will do it if placed in that position. Lose the jerb? So what? I've been off (unpaid!) for months and not really looking forward to going back.

Would be cool to FLAME OUT in spectacular fashion, methinks. As long as I don't have major medical issues, I'll be just fine LOL.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 01:58 AM (dB4Iz)

552 And it's not racist to use a normal word that has
been turned into a slur via slang. The conventional definition has
primacy. So I didn't even think you were being racist. That would be SJW
level stupid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 01:50 AM (49Exr)

it is over, wires were likely crossed, with me the "racist" bridge is the one that does not sit well. But it is forgotten. let us never speak of this again lol.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 01:59 AM (F2/Ok)

553 "you want the truth? Some have already wondered about you."

No worries, that's just dumb. So it no longer bothers me if people wonder.

Think about through: does anyone here really think they could stay 1 step ahead of the FBI? Those guys are selected from the cream of the crop - like in Men In Black - they are wicked smart, probably smarter than anyone here, and they have 20-30 years experience on us doing this.

Which means... if you are at the point where you think an FBI mole is posting undercover online in your chat room, odds are good it's because the FBI wants you to think that. Because they are already in the house, with a stint on the server, and have been 3 jump surveilling everyone here for the last 10 years. They want you to believe Agent Garcia is posting as a mole as a distraction, so you think the site is still safe while they scoop up every post you make on every site you visit.

People need to be smarter, there is some serious Dunning Kruger happening here.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:03 AM (49Exr)

554
I encourage all reading to research the Pfelonious history of Pfizer. Over the decades, Pfizer has plead guilty to several federal felonies.

These felonies involve, amongst other things, illegal marketing of drugs (lying to doctors about what their drugs are good for), bribing doctors to prescribe their drugs, and Pfudging clinical trial data to make their drugs look better than they really are and covering up adverse events (side effects) of those drugs.

In 2009 Pfizer plead guilty to several federal felony crimes and civil violations, resulting in the largest fine every levied, $2.3B. In addition to that, look at all the civil awards they've had to pay out.

But, don't worry, this is just the cost of doing business, maximizing their shareholder value, which we know is the only principle a corporation is bound by.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)

555 "it is over, wires were likely crossed, with me the "racist" bridge is the one that does not sit well. But it is forgotten. let us never speak of this again lol."

Cool. And I'm a little raw too over being slimed as a racist sexist homophobe for the last 20 years. So I get it.

I once got jumped in a forum for talking about the Guido character from Risky Business. I had no idea it was a stereotype, but that didn't matter to these people.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:06 AM (49Exr)

556 But, don't worry, this is just the cost of doing business, maximizing their shareholder value, which we know is the only principle a corporation is bound by.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Devious thinking-

Make it clear that if the political winds change, the immunity from civil liability for Big Pharma will go away.

The trial lawyers, huge Dem contributors, might have to say hmmm....

Posted by: Miklosian divide and conquer tactics at July 30, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

557 Heh.

Pfucking Pfizer is the brand of STAB being promoted at my Dr's clinic/office.

Dr. hasn't pushed it at me or hubby. Due to autoimmune problems, he says neither of us should get it. Not interested, so no biggy.

BUT! Will Fed.Guv allow any exceptions if the stab is "mandated?"

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 02:13 AM (dB4Iz)

558 People need to be smarter, there is some serious Dunning Kruger happening here.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:03 AM (49Exr)

I thought we were done, But how did this bring up the FBI? What I mean is how did anything I said even hint of it? I don't get the connection. No one here is doing anything wrong as far as I know. I don't speak for other or monitor them, but from what i can tell, these are the best people on the net. Sure some comments bother me and I skip them. i bet that is true of of many here. I have seen golf boards that are way more negative and miserable about the world than this site. Here I see people trying to get on and figure out a world that has become so warped. And the vast majority do it with a happiness I aspire to.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 02:16 AM (F2/Ok)

559 "Does anyone here really think they could stay 1 step ahead of the FBI?"

It's probably a moral defect, but is the main reason I don't commit crimes. The odds that I am smarter than the detectives following the case? Not good.

And even if I was a genius, they have 30-60 years experience on me. My clever alibi I'm pitching to them? They've already heard it 3 times this month.

There is just no way I could get away with anything.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:17 AM (49Exr)

560 "I thought we were done, But how did this bring up the FBI?"

We are. Check the time stamps, that one was a response before I had read your response that you were cool.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:18 AM (49Exr)

561 >> Make it clear that if the political winds change, the immunity from civil liability for Big Pharma will go away.

You would have the retroactive law thing to deal with, there, but you could eliminate it going forward (however, in Europe and othe countries, this immunity doesn't apply, depending on their own laws).

I note something, the VICP (vaccine injury program), whereby the taxpayers pay for compensation for vaccine injury has paid about $4B out to day. That could be clawed back via a tax. Since these Covid vaccines have been so profitable, I think such a clawback would be in order.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)

562 "But how did this bring up the FBI?"

I thought you were referencing all the Fed allegations people were making about me. My bad. There's more? LOL

"Here I see people trying to get on and figure out a world that has become so warped. "

Yah that's what I see too. People need a place to vent about the state of things. Knowing that you aren't alone is huge.

Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. I have no reason to have animus towards you. Take care.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:22 AM (49Exr)

563 I once got jumped in a forum for talking about the
Guido character from Risky Business. I had no idea it was a stereotype,
but that didn't matter to these people.





Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:06 AM (49Exr)

I kind of sorta remember that character but really I can't. There is a pro golfer from Italy named Guido Migliozzi. He is a major fan favorite and one of those guys that everyone wishes they could be. There is a Spanish golfer who won recently named Nacho Elvira. I have to say, that might be the coolest name I have ever heard. My previous favorite name was Cole Younger.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 02:22 AM (F2/Ok)

564 Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. I have no reason to have animus towards you. Take care.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:22 AM (49Exr)

same here, I said it was over and I meant it. I may have spoken out of turn. I just got the vibe some thought you were trolling at times. I just got that vibe though to be honest no one told me that. I have responded to many of your posts and figured at least that would give me cred in your world. That is why the one comment bothered me but we hashed that out. When I say something is over, i mean it. take care yourself Hoyt.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 02:27 AM (F2/Ok)

565 "Will Fed Guv allow any exceptions if the stab is "mandated?"

The optics are going to be horrible. Unfortunately the media will cover up any video of lil Johnny crying as a DMV Lady type sticks a needle into his arm.

OTOH, some of that will get out. Especially family members mourning any deaths due to the mandatory vax. I'm not sure how the Normals will react, but whatever escapes censorship might acquire the "forbidden fruit" vibe and be a more powerful message than it would have been.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:27 AM (49Exr)

566
Oh, the Covid vaccines aren't even covered under the VICP program. They full under "emergency countermeasures" defined under the "PREP Act" signed into law by the Shrub in 2005. Pharma lobbied heavily for it.

Anyway, this allows the federal govt, via a declaration by the HHS Sec. that something is a "countermeasure" to some emergency, which includes bio attacks and pandemics. This greatly expands the immunity of Pharma, and other health care actors. It preempts state drug and vaccine safety laws as well.

Guess what, we're under such an emergency countermeasure, and the Covid vaccines fall under 'em. They did establish an injury program for these, the CICP (COuntermeasures Injury Compensation Program) but the bar for a claim here is very high, much higher than even the VICP which is pretty high to begin with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 02:28 AM (Mzdiz)

567 I need to study some wrkplace CRT training materials. Want to be educated in advance, so I can make appropriate replies, iykwim, in case opportunity arises. Would be after September, if at all.

Would be an honor (and my duty!) to stuff that crap back in their faces in front of a crowd of cow-orkers. Perchance to encourage others to also FIGHT the BS.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 02:33 AM (dB4Iz)

568 "I kind of sorta remember that character but really I can't."

Enjoy:
https://tinyurl.com/5348vbn4

Joe Pantoliano. He sure has come far.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:36 AM (49Exr)

569 "I just got the vibe some thought you were trolling at times."

Yup, I'm pretty much a Counter Troll. Not here. But it does seep out every now and then, so I can see why people would be suspicious. Your intuition is working just fine LOL

We ever meet, drinks are on me.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:40 AM (49Exr)

570
I need to study some wrkplace CRT training materials. Want to be
educated in advance, so I can make appropriate replies, iykwim, in case
opportunity arises. Would be after September, if at all.



Would be an honor (and my duty!) to stuff that crap back in their
faces in front of a crowd of cow-orkers. Perchance to encourage others
to also FIGHT the BS.





Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 02:33 AM (dB4Iz)

i can't relate to it in school or the workplace. To me it seems like a cruel intrusion. I am not sure how kids in school deal with this. If they tried this in the 80s it would not have gone well. I guess they bid their time and somehow they found a way to warp the world enough they could go for it.

Posted by: Quint at July 30, 2021 02:40 AM (F2/Ok)

571 Would be an honor (and my duty!) to stuff that crap back in their faces in front of a crowd of cow-orkers. Perchance to encourage others to also FIGHT the BS.

Posted by: JQ

If required to attend CRT training, I would take the initiative by having an emotional collapse in mid self denunciation, leave the room sobbing, and ask/demand unlimited paid time off for "personal mental health days" and therapy from the licensed quack psychologist until I came to grips with my innate racism and gender dysphoria.

Telemedicine as I self-quarantine (on the Yucatan Caribbean seacoast).

Gotta be good for a six month paid holiday.

Posted by: Miklos from HR at July 30, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

572 CICP (COuntermeasures Injury Compensation Program) but the bar for a claim here is very high, much higher than even the VICP which is pretty high to begin with.
Posted by: publius

In SC, when you turn 60, you can go to Kollidge for free.

Law Skrewel for Publius!

Posted by: Miklos from the Citadel (starting August) at July 30, 2021 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

573 JQ, if you study it, truly study it, the origins, what they "believe", what it was designed to do, you will understand it better than they do. Most people spouting that shit are just useful idiots. They can repeat phrases and thought ending cliches, half truths, but they can't think for themselves.

What you have to realize it's a setup, carefully organized, to give the appearance of legitimacy. Any meeting or "public forum" that is setup on the lines of having an "outside facilitator" is immediately suspect. That's part of the scam. They might call it something different than that, but it's the same thing.

See also "Delphi Technique", or "Alinsky Technique" a perversion of a once or sometimes legitimate method of obtaining consensus in groups.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2021 02:48 AM (Ixqnq)

574 Posted by: Miklos from HR at July 30, 2021 02:40 AM

Whoa! Awesome!

But I'd rather stick a boot up their asses... somehow. With a smile.

Need to figure a way for their 'training' to be exposed as the racist shitshow it truly is; a way for them to be totally phucking embarrassed and speechless. And if I get fired... so what?

I want to mock them relentlessly and publicly. That's what they cannot stand.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 02:51 AM (dB4Iz)

575
From the latest on Alex Berenson's Twatter. New lockdowns are a done deal, and will start in late Aug. Now, the states have to do it, and all the blue states are onboard with the WH and CDC. The blue states will lockdown again in late Aug.

The red states will resist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)

576 Welp, guess I don't have to worry about the crt meetings. They wouldn't dare cram us all together in a room with the ZOMGcovidZ running rampant.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 02:59 AM (dB4Iz)

577 Perchance to encourage others to also FIGHT the BS.
Posted by: JQ

Be careful, they will probably make an example of you to prevent just that.

I think one reason CRT Training is so over the top is to identify Deplorable. As Solzhenitsyn warns, it's not accidental, the Marxists use this technique to identify future rebels and eliminate. Doesn't matter if you agree with the party line, you've spotlighted yourself as an independent thinker who must be squashed.

https://tinyurl.com/b5seucc

"It takes courage to be the person who is willing to stop applauding evil when everyone else in the room just keeps on going. There is often a price to pay for this kind of courage, but there's also a reward beyond measure."

Stay frosty.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:59 AM (49Exr)

578 I want to mock them relentlessly and publicly. That's what they cannot stand.
Posted by: JQ,

About 14 states prohibit firing people for statements of political opinion. SC is one, so is CA, although I would not trust the courts there to uphold the law.

Choice of language is choice of law.

Posted by: Miklosian Informed Attitude SA de CV at July 30, 2021 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

579 The red states will resist.
Posted by: publius

Stocking up on TP

Done been through that shit

Posted by: Yer Prepper Pal Miklos at July 30, 2021 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

580
And further from Berenson's Twatter, this WaPo article that comes very close to the truth:

https://tinyurl.com/yu8vy2dj

Vaccine efficacy is failing. They know it. They are shitting their pants. That's what all this latest lockdown and mask shit is about.

What WaPo doesn't mention is things like ADE/OAS and a nightmare Marek's scenario. The experts know about this.

Robert Malone, MD, co-inventor of the mRNA tech and now vaccine skeptic, says he now see clear evidence of ADE starting to kick in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

581 Good article on how to fight CRT

https://tinyurl.com/hhnejy2t

(hey any NRO lurkers, I found a decent article against CRT on your site, but I'm not going to link fruit from the poisoned tree. Anywhere. How does that feel? Go tell Derbyshire)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 03:05 AM (49Exr)

582
From that WaPo, our genius public health officials are worried about "trust in vaccines" (and them) suffering if they admit the truth.

They have fucked up, or I should say Phucked up royally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 03:05 AM (Mzdiz)

583 They have fucked up, or I should say Phucked up royally.
Posted by: publius

Fauci does use the royal "We".

Posted by: Miklos has noticed at July 30, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

584 Hardly slept since that post

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2021 03:09 AM (Cxk7w)

585 "Conspiracy Theorist" - "the vaccine starts losing potency very quickly."

Media, Celebrities, Tech, leftist Sheep - "You're crazy, stop spreading lies you murderous Trumper!"

Pfizer, today - "Soo ummm after 4 months the vaccine already falls to under 87% effectiveness"

Cool now let's see how it's exponentially lower at 5 months.

So interesting how that isn't in the news. We're about 4 months in from the vaccines being completed in many people and shockingly we're seeing a small rise, even in the vaccinated, almost as if this is just what was going to happen anyway, like with all flu vaccines, but instead they tried to add the scary "delta variant" tag to make you think it's any different from the normal virus.

Too bad so much of the population are either stupid leftist who believe all these lies, or more rightward leaving people who got thr vaccine hoping it would end all this bs. But nope, back to the beginning we go.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 30, 2021 03:09 AM (MakaL)

586 Hardly slept since that post
Posted by: Skip

Back to bed, young man!

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at July 30, 2021 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

587 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 02:59 AM

Interesting.

Yeah, I don't care about the jerb. I'm in a good enough position to ride out a bit of downtime, incomewise.

My whole region is probably marked for 'elimination' anyway.

Thanks to our VVeath3rmen in deecee.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 03:11 AM (dB4Iz)

588 "according to an internal federal health document that argues officials must "acknowledge the war has changed."

Jesus.

Their credibility is nose-diving and the CDC wants to change the messaging AGAIN.

All politics aside, this is disturbing. NOT how I expected the federal government to handle Contagion. Amateur hour. Good thing COVID isn't Captain Trips.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 03:11 AM (49Exr)

589 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 30, 2021 03:14 AM (UOhCV)

590 Since they lie about everything, those of us out here in the cheap seats can only try to reverse engineer what's really going on, from incomplete or seemingly contradictory information, bits and pieces, leaks, and plausible or logical assumptions crom past debacles and history.

Clearly there is "something" or "somethings" they aren't telling us. Whatever it is must be pretty bad. Now that the vaccine is proven to be less than effective, or downright dangerous plus making things worse ... Well my crystal ball gets cloudy here. Ain't nothin' nice though.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2021 03:15 AM (Ixqnq)

591 Riots or Crickets?


https://tinyurl.com/cdhhhen9

Posted by: Miklos knows and so do you at July 30, 2021 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

592 And thank you for the study material, Hoyt's!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 03:17 AM (dB4Iz)

593 I feel like this Ghostbusters is what happens when you try to reboot something decades later, you just throw out the things that will make stupid people cheer.

As those who are insomniacs or early risers on the tech thread know, i am an anime fan, and we see a lot of this. There is a great anime series called FLCL, one of the best series every in my opinion, that was wacky, but underneath had an amazing and sweet story. A few years back Cartoon Network did 2 new versions, despite the objections of the original creator. The entire show wad just repeating catch phrases and scenes from the first, because they knew a vast majority of people are simpletons who will love it because it's the same as the last thing.

I worry, hell i know for a 100% fact, this will happen with the new live action Cowboy Bebop. On top of all its other flaws (like casting beta pussy john cho as the cool, suave, lead Spike) the show will just be the bad actors running around yelling "hey space cowboy" or "that's the real folk Blues" because the writers are just shitty mcu folks who have said they didn't know shit about the series.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 30, 2021 03:18 AM (MakaL)

594 I have to get to work

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2021 03:22 AM (Cxk7w)

595 "And thank you for the study material, Hoyt's!"

Have fun storming the castle!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 03:23 AM (49Exr)

596 Have fun storming the castle!



White Castle...

Oh man

Dudes!!!!

Bong it up and go!

Posted by: the Editorial Board of Reason magazine at July 30, 2021 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

597 "Every day, brave men and women put on the uniform and badge promising to protect the public and keep citizens' lives safe while sacrificing their own" - Dallas PD

"...unless they are Deplorables, then we stand down and watch Antifa crack their skulls open with bike locks." - Oregon PD

"Sometimes we'll open the door for them before shooting them in the back of the neck" - Capitol Police

***

The "serve and protect" talking point has gotten stale.



Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 03:29 AM (49Exr)

598 Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2021 03:15 AM

There's "something" they're holding back, you think?

My theory is there's "nothing" there. Sure, the bug exists. Not denying that. The rest? Pure fearmongering. After all, a terrified public is more easily controlled, yes?

So there you have it. Terrorism. Pure and simple. A fake panic, a fake "vaccine" and fake news.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 03:34 AM (dB4Iz)

599 Oh, jeez. This is too much...

G'nite guyz, it's been fun but I gotta get some sleep.

Keep on keepin' on!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 03:37 AM (dB4Iz)

600 A fake panic, a fake "vaccine" and fake news.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks

Fact check on "fake"

Analysis: TRUE

Posted by: Miklosnopes at July 30, 2021 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)

601 Keep on keepin' on!
Posted by: JQ

https://tinyurl.com/2myc3aj6

Posted by: Miklos, 10-4 at July 30, 2021 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)

602 I have to get to work
Posted by: Skip

No second shift today ?

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:39 AM (arJlL)

603 Haha Miklos, I had a poster like that! Back in the day, LOL!

'Nite!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 30, 2021 03:40 AM (dB4Iz)

604 Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:40 AM (arJlL)

605 Putting up wall panel art work, it's going to take 2 guys

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2021 03:41 AM (Cxk7w)

606 Mornin', JT

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 30, 2021 03:42 AM (UOhCV)

607 Haha Miklos, I had a poster like that! Back in the day, LOL!

'Nite!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks

The guy that painted that must've done the popeye cartoons.

They all have Olive Oyl's' nose.

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:42 AM (arJlL)

608 BREAKING

St. Louis Federal Reserve issues warning

"Productivity and GDP are likely to suffer across many sectors if Skip is late today"

Posted by: MiklosWatch at July 30, 2021 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)

609 No pixy yet ?

The clock in Australia must be off again.

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:45 AM (arJlL)

610 Mornin', JT
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

*prepares extra coffee and beignets*

Posted by: Cafe Miklos du Monde at July 30, 2021 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

611 BREAKING

St. Louis Federal Reserve issues warning

"Productivity and GDP are likely to suffer across many sectors if Skip is late today"
Posted by: MiklosWatch

If he has to drive to St. Louis he WILL be late !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:46 AM (arJlL)

612 Hiya Miklos !

Thanks for the bignets !

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2021 03:48 AM (arJlL)

613 Could use that Miklos, thanks!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 30, 2021 03:48 AM (UOhCV)

614 No pixy yet ?

The clock in Australia must be off again.
Posted by: JT

It's winter.

Snowed under down under.

Posted by: G'day sez Miklos at July 30, 2021 03:49 AM (QzkSJ)

615
Also, see Jack Posobiec's Twatter. He's got leaked CDC shit.

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec

Freaking out, they are. Falling vaccine efficacy (which they blame on delta) is freaking them out. They are very concerned about the public seeing the truth, that vaccine efficacy is failing. So they're gonna minimize that. Ie, Lie. Social media is gonna censor the hell out of it. And they're gonna stop reporting the vaccinated breakthough numbers.

Also, see some shit he has about congressional Republican staffers. He's got pictures of them in the halls of Congress playing water pong and cornhole, with an inflatable rubber duck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 03:49 AM (Mzdiz)

616
He has this about GOP staffers:

"Congressional Republican Staffers are hyper social liberal, interested only in legislation that can get them future policy jobs at Big Corporations and Tech, typically the children of donors and a massive obstacle to conservative & populist policy."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 03:50 AM (Mzdiz)

617
I'm now virtually certain there is going to be a breakdown of civil order here in this decade. Face colander time, IOW. It's coming, and it's baked in the cake.

Plan accordingly. And get out of the cities and major population dense areas. It's coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 30, 2021 03:52 AM (Mzdiz)

618 Thanks for the bignets !
Posted by: JT

*discreetly transfers beignets to MLii, replaces with two (2) large nets*

The customer is always right!

Posted by: Maitre d'Miklos with Fritz Feld "POP!* at July 30, 2021 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Lol Miklos!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 30, 2021 03:55 AM (UOhCV)

620 Actually got up in time to make and eat a ham 'n egg sandwich while getting ready.

Might be a good day!

See you all later from mom's

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 30, 2021 03:58 AM (UOhCV)

621 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at July 30, 2021 04:00 AM (Cxk7w)

622 I have apple pancakes and sausages

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at July 30, 2021 04:00 AM (Cxk7w)

623 I have apple pancakes and sausages
Posted by: Skip

But think of the hungry children and give me their food

Posted by: Sally Struthers at July 30, 2021 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)

624 " Those guys are selected from the cream of the crop - like in Men In Black - they are wicked smart, probably smarter than anyone here, and they have 20-30 years experience on us doing this. "

LOL. Hoyt the Troll is an FBI shill, and not even a good one.

We are talking about a crew of crooks who presented a LEGO set as evidence of conspiracy. That's not the definition of "smart". If they were truly smart, they would have planted evidence at their target's home like they did in the old times. The current crop of the FBI is a gang of dumb thugs who just take advantage of corrupt judges. It only takes one good lawyer to expose their childish thuggery (like Sydney Powell did in the Flynch case).

Posted by: BanHim at July 30, 2021 04:39 AM (bzjqz)

625 "We are talking about a crew of crooks who presented a LEGO set as evidence of conspiracy"

https://tinyurl.com/67dkjb56

"If they were truly smart - "

Okay you got me. I'm a just a shill, you're smart and you're one step ahead of the FBI.

Look, it's simple: if the FBI is here then the site's already been flipped. You can do whatever you want with that info. Not wasting more time on you. Have a nice day LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 30, 2021 06:33 AM (49Exr)

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