Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Sometimes Biology Is Horrifying (But Then Cute Again) Edition

Saving an emaciated, abandoned pit bull with the healing power of stuffed animals.


Animal hospital personnel treat wounded goose. The goose's mate shows up to demand her man back.

Stray puppy found near highway gets adopted from the shelter quickly, because she's a big smiler.

Two pitties who have been inseperable friends in the shelter finally get adopted, together.

Very sweet story about Bubby, the three-legged stray cat who refused to become domesticated, but who did enjoy spending time with an old man.

This little dog just saw dressage on the Olympics and he wants to compete.

This one from Steve Inman isn't funny, it's just brutal. A guy spits on oranges at a vendor's, and the owner (?) absolutely demolishes him with a clubbing hand from behind.

Little antifa paramilitary Joker getting bullied.



Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at August 03, 2021 06:32 PM (Ojki1)

2 And Corgies sumoned.

Posted by: Bete at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (Ojki1)

3 I hear a bunch of chipmunks are running around spreading the bubonic plague in California causing several major parks to close.

Because in this reality, the cute things WILL kill you.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (hQVBP)

4 Trifecta?

Posted by: Bete at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (Ojki1)

5 WOW!! was the birdie hiding her young ?

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (V13WU)

6 Because in this reality, the cute things WILL kill you.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (hQVBP)

Said every guy ever when the beer goggles come off.

Posted by: Bete at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (Ojki1)

7 That black kitten with the paw is adorable

Posted by: grammie winger at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (45fpk)

8 I nooded, and got willowed...lol.

Posted about an RPG game I am going to run on roll20.net, looking for players.

I'll repost in a hundred or so comments.

Posted by: Gman(seriously, been posting/lurking here a long time) at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (Q7Sst)

9 I'm feeling judged by this post.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Steak tonight.
Evening Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 06:35 PM (axyOa)

11 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

The new Cuomo allegations are really bad. Even Jeff Wells and Patterico are having a hard time making excuses.

"Uh... but... but TRUMP!!!!!1!!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:35 PM (L2ZTs)

12 Sorry, Gman, but I'm a tabletop historical gamer who hasn't played in 3 years because the GM's wife died and a year later the WuFlu hit.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)

13 Coming soon from David French:

"The conservative case for allowing Democrat rapists and sex predators to stay in office"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

14 " I'm feeling judged by this post.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 03, 2021 06:34 PM (GbPPJ)"

Because it's shorter than usual?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 06:37 PM (sOXXq)

15 Missed last night, it was after lights out. Let's see what funnies we have tonight

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w)

16 Animal hospital is impressive. Wonderful charity.

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

17 "The conservative case for allowing Democrat rapists and sex predators to stay in office"

******

Will you stop giving them ideas?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:38 PM (hQVBP)

18 (sorry to post my Cuomo stuff here, I missed the officlal thread on it)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Piano cat is a real inspiration. I'm feeling a new career coming on...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

20 Maskless, you're right, sorry

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

21 andy,

That sucks. Sorry about the gm's wife. My gaming group broke up well after college. Not sure exactly what caused it, but suddenly no-one was willing to travel to each other.

At least now with stuff like roll20 or fantasy grounds people can get online and play.

Posted by: Gman(seriously, been posting/lurking here a long time) at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (Q7Sst)

22 Nurse to goose: "He's in surgery right now, we'll let you know how he's doing."
*closes sliding door*

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

23 Animal hospital is impressive.

**********

I prefer Animal House myself.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:39 PM (hQVBP)

24 I could support Biden's 100-day mask plan under four conditions:

1) Every day we're masked up means that two Democrats are tossed out of the House of Representatives never to be allowed back again;

2) Every other day, a Democrat senator is tossed out of the Senate never to be allowed back again.

3) Every day, four Clinton/Obama/Biden turds who are currently seated on the courts are tossed out never to be allowed back on the bench again and this starts with the US Supreme Court, then goes to the appellate courts, and finishes with the district courts.

4) The mask mandate ends on the 100th day, with no exceptions.


Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at August 03, 2021 06:40 PM (xxG/v)

25 That bubba looked like he was going to eat Soy Boy.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2021 06:40 PM (sOXXq)

26 Hate has no home here.

Raheem J. Kassam
@RaheemKassam
Scientific Journal Paper Suggests Making It A 'Federal Hate Crime' To Criticize Fauci.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 03, 2021 06:40 PM (d9FiS)

27 Willowed:

Hate has no home here.

Raheem J. Kassam
@RaheemKassam
Scientific Journal Paper Suggests Making It A 'Federal Hate Crime' To Criticize Fauci.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 03, 2021 06:35 PM (d9FiS)


One thing I learned from the otherwise meretricious Adam Ruins Everything show is that there are many 'scientific' publications which will publish anything so long as they are paid a certain amount of money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 06:41 PM (2JVJo)

28 I have a sad tale, about a once upon a time happy puppy and what the Big Guy did.

Posted by: Major Biden at August 03, 2021 06:41 PM (caMrg)

29 I prefer Animal House myself.

===


First one then the other

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 06:41 PM (V13WU)

30 All the CV19 variants are having a frat party.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

31 Thanks, Gman!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (UHVv4)

32 My gaming group broke up well after college. Not sure exactly what caused it, but suddenly no-one was willing to travel to each other.

******

I remember the days when we had LAN parties and would lug 50 pound computers and monitors to friends houses to play games and eat junk food. Good times.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (hQVBP)

33 Wee aren't criticizing Fauci, we are launching him into the sun. There;s a difference.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (caMrg)

34 The Joker got a nice bitch slappin'. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (W4eKo)

35 26 Hate has no home here.

Raheem J. Kassam
@RaheemKassam
Scientific Journal Paper Suggests Making It A 'Federal Hate Crime' To Criticize Fauci.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 03, 2021 06:40 PM (d9FiS)

Federal Hate Crime to criticize the guy who led a conspiracy to bypass US Law, to fund Gain of Function Research, FOR OUR ENEMIES??? Who funded the creation of the virus that has killed a few MILLION people.

Yeah... uh... no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 06:43 PM (oHd/0)

36 I could support Biden's 100-day mask plan under four conditions:

1) Every day we're masked up means that two Democrats are tossed out of the House of Representatives never to be allowed back again;
------------

I was with you all the way up until the words "the House of Representatives".

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:44 PM (cugoR)

37 How about instead of criticizing Fauci we just drop him in a shark tank?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:44 PM (hQVBP)

38 Maskless, in my experience, one person ends up doing far more than half the work in those group settings.

Then when that one person says they're tired of being taken advantage of, and demands others pull their weight, the entire group dissolves.

Sorta like NATO...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

39 I saw a killdeer with six legs do that: stand up, revealing two baby birds underneath. Pretty sweet.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at August 03, 2021 06:44 PM (qpX6U)

40 I think Steve Inman's popularity is a hunger to see jackasses get what's coming to them.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 06:45 PM (49Exr)

41 Steve " If you don't discipline your kids, somebody like this will"

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 06:45 PM (Cxk7w)

42 Why would that douchebag spit on oranges?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (cSyAR)

43 Kamala uses her tongue better than a $20 whore telling Vietnam that "America is back!"

-
CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics
Vice President Kamala Harris to promote "America is back" message in Singapore and Vietnam

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (d9FiS)

44 @24, what that guy said ... if only we could actually trust them to keep the promise, lol.

their allegiance to the Father of Lies precludes that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (uQuhA)

45 Steve " If you don't discipline your kids, somebody like this will"
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 06:45 PM (Cxk7w)

History has proven that correct

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (Irn0L)

46 Then when that one person says they're tired of being taken advantage of, and demands others pull their weight, the entire group dissolves.

********

Weird every girlfriend I ever had has given me that line almost verbatim.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (hQVBP)

47 Some good news from HotFart:

America's new wrestling gold medalist overjoyed: "I'm so happy I get to represent USA"

(of course she's from TX)

https://tinyurl.com/mw2h7ans

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

48 Oh there's a blast from the past. Anyone else remember Happy Puppy?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:46 PM (cugoR)

49 30 All the CV19 variants are having a frat party.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

Lambda Lambda Lambda?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

50 Skip, was that for me? :-) Not sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)

51 Marcus T
.Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 03, 2021 06:47 PM (FtJ1S)

52 I thought that last cat was a bat but I was mistaken...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

53
I hear a bunch of chipmunks are running around spreading the bubonic plague in California causing several major parks to close.

Don't those guys know they should be masked?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

54 I'll back a covid passport and masks, if the left will 100% back voter ID, purging the voter rolls, and no mail in voting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (Irn0L)

55 The dog teasing his corgi buddy is a master troll.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (cSyAR)

56 Piano Cat's playing Shoenberg.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

57 Romeo, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)

58 Antifa dumbass. When you have a big corn fed dude like that coming your way at full steam you don't stop running.

Posted by: JROD at August 03, 2021 06:49 PM (0jZnq)

59 Missed last night, it was after lights out. Let's see what funnies we have tonight
Posted by: Skip

Overcast out there, and HUMID !

No rain yet.

How's da foot ?

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 06:49 PM (arJlL)

60 I'm cracking up

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w)

61 Evening.

I have the sad duty to report that I'm dying. It's a slow and painful thing. I have so, so many regrets. Eating that fourth taco...*Wipes away tears*

*Lets one rip*

*Fans the air*

Jesus, have mercy on me...

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:49 PM (UqnPI)

62 Pretty fun seeing little bleached boi getting steamrolled.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2021 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

63 That Piano Cat's version of Honky Cat is terrible....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 03, 2021 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

64 Robert, step away from the Jack In The Box!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

65 Wonderful goose and mate and nice people at the animal rescue place story. I think it's adorable the vet tech or the vet is talking to the female goose as if she understands English. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (k39e/)

66 When you have a big corn fed dude like that coming your way at full steam you don't stop running.

"He won't really hurt me, he's all bluff! I frighten him with my Truth to Power and oww!!! oww! STOOPP!!! OWW!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

67 JT slowly getting better, not painful but slightly swollen toe makes walking tender.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (Cxk7w)

68 "Vice President Kamala Harris to promote "America is back" message in Singapore and Vietnam"

Because every foreign nation loves to hear that America's foreign policy is inconsistent. "If you don't like our principles, we'll have new ones in 4 years" (with apologies to Groucho)

Brilliant.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (49Exr)

69 I'm sure there are masculine Antifa warriors but I've never seen any video.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (cSyAR)

70 Skip, James Taylor has the gout?

"I've felt fire and I've felt pain..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

71 I remember the days when we had LAN parties and would lug 50 pound computers and monitors to friends houses to play games and eat junk food. Good times.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:42 PM (hQVBP)

I'm looking forward to the Steam Deck!

Posted by: Mainah at August 03, 2021 06:52 PM (60SMO)

72 I don't hate Fauxchi. Despise yes. Hate takes too much effort and just wears you down.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

73 The dog mimicking his corgi buddy is funny

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2021 06:52 PM (gLRfa)

74 Whoops! Willowed:

Roger Stone shows how to prepare Richard Nixon's Silver Bullet martini. Like mine, only I don't even bother with getting vermouth anywhere near.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/8-1wqnvXl8c/

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 03, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

75 My gaming group broke up well after college. Not sure exactly what caused it, but suddenly no-one was willing to travel to each other.

I played in a D-and-D group of HS buds for several years. One of the group was a music maven and would spend time putting together a 'soundtrack' culled from various movie scores as we played. I took notes as we played and every week would read them back as part of a continuing novel (I wish I knew what happened to them).

But then girlfriends came into the picture and that was that. And that and marriage broke up the whole group, both gaming and socially.

I do miss those days sometimes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 06:53 PM (2JVJo)

76 I'm sure there are masculine Antifa warriors but I've never seen any video.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish
___

They rely on the 300 lb females for protection.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 06:53 PM (Jyah1)

77 We are officially OBE MONTH AWAY from Iron Maiden's new album, Senjutsu.

Are you pumped? Amped? Excited?

Tide yourself over with Alvin and The Chipmunks slowed down to Sludge Metal speeds.

https://youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q

Via JeffB at *sigh* fucking Twitter.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (UqnPI)

78 All persons of color should not has to pay rent if the landlord is a person of no color. This should help with social justice for persons if Coller. We be proud of Presdent Bidum for doing this to help the children of color that Trump tried to hurt.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (zMaGC)

79 "When that one person says they're tired of being taken advantage of, and demands others pull their weight, the entire group dissolves."

ie Socialism.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (49Exr)

80 Austin William Lanz, Pentagon Shooting Suspect

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (Irn0L)

81 Did nobody download demo games from Happy Puppy in the 90's? It was a simpler time.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (cugoR)

82 @43

>>Vice President Kamala Harris to promote "America is back" message in Singapore and Vietnam

More like America's on it's back, amirite?

--
Willie Brown's Side Piece.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 06:55 PM (WEWH4)

83 They rely on the 300 lb females for protection.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 06:53 PM (Jyah1)

Heh

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:55 PM (cugoR)

84 Nevergiveup, that's two infamous shooters then named Lanz.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)

85 What's all this fuss about America being black? America is red, white, and blue buddy and you better not forget it!

What?

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litilla at August 03, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

86 I have the sad duty to report that I'm dying. It's a slow and painful thing. I have so, so many regrets. Eating that fourth taco...*Wipes away tears*

***********

Calm down, weve all eaten at Arbys.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:56 PM (hQVBP)

87 It was an honest mistake.

Posted by: Emily Litilla at August 03, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

88 >>Vice President Kamala Harris to promote "America is back" message in Singapore and Vietnam
--------

More proof as, if you needed any, that they are only rubbing it in.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:56 PM (cugoR)

89 step away from the Jack In The Box!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

It's worse than that. It's this wonderful taco stand at a truck stop half an hour north of Austin. And this chick who made them just *piled* on the goodness.

I hope I don't shit myself in my sleep.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:57 PM (UqnPI)

90 You can tell that dude got that Joker derp on the ground and said to himself "I'd better back off or I'll cause some serious damage here". Then he goes into slap mode. I lurfed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2021 06:57 PM (W4eKo)

91 That bleached blond Antifa guy needs to head back into the mountains for some more boot camp.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 03, 2021 06:57 PM (cSyAR)

92 Amidst the carnage and wreckage of Tarawa a US Marine gives aid to a cat that has managed to survive.

https://youtu.be/7UwCNPQ53Ds?t=72

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 06:57 PM (M5FBC)

93
Austin William Lanz, Pentagon Shooting Suspect
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Cultivated and radicalized and armed by FBI?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 06:57 PM (MlLUG)

94
When you have a big corn fed dude like that coming your way at full steam you don't stop running.

"He won't really hurt me, he's all bluff! I frighten him with my Truth to Power and oww!!! oww! STOOPP!!! OWW!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 03, 2021 06:51 PM


corn-fed dude showed incredible restraint...watch it again...every blow was struck with an open hand

he could have rekt andi tifa (permanently) with the first hit

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (DUIap)

95 Austin William Lanz, Pentagon Shooting Suspect
Posted by: Nevergiveup

___

Seems he was kicked out of the Marine Corps in 2012, via an administrative separation after joining.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Jyah1)

96 56 Piano Cat's playing Shoenberg.
---
We all know it isn't really Schoenberg, but I defy anyone to explain how they can tell the difference.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (sWM8x)

97 What does "America is Back" mean anyway? That America... which was once great... is now great again? Because I'm pretty sure I was told over and over America didn't have anything worth returning to.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (cugoR)

98 " All persons of color should not has to pay rent if the landlord is a person of no color. "

F'k off bitch!

Posted by: Claude Rains at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

99 Oh this should be fun: "Actor Robert Davi will direct upcoming movie 'My Son Hunter' documenting the president's son's partying, addiction and business dealings and he says it's 'more nefarious than Watergate'"

Who should play Hunter?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

100 Eating that fourth taco...*Wipes away tears*
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:49 PM


Do you have a newsletter, perchance, particularly one with an article on how to cry on demand?

Asking for some fellow Commissioners.

Posted by: Democratic Persons of Congress at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

101 But then girlfriends came into the picture and that was that. And that and marriage broke up the whole group, both gaming and socially.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 06:53 PM (2JVJo)

Marriage ruins everything.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (UqnPI)

102 "I do miss those days sometimes."

Yah we had a group that went for 4 years. Rotating 3 DMs so no one got burned out. Best part was that all 3 of us preferred to play mages, so in between DMs (if the rest of the party wiped, which they always did LOL) we always let 2-3 years game time pass so we could research the custom spells we had designed. It was a Golden Age.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (49Exr)

103 Robert: what's hotter, the taco salsa or the gal who makes the tacos? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Willowed comment:

What happened to Hunter's chest? It's missing.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 05:56 PM (2DOZq)

Heh.
Posted by: G.K. Chesterton at August 03, 2021 05:58 PM (6FeV1)

Hasn't anyone read what I wrote about "men without chests?

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (xopIz)

105 Gman, that happening tonight? D&D or something else?

Posted by: Boone at August 03, 2021 07:00 PM (q3n12)

106 Why was I positive that Robert Davi died?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:00 PM (cugoR)

107 Who should play Hunter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ben Stiller.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2021 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

108 Nevergiveup, that's two infamous shooters then named Lanz.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)



The CT Asperger Kid?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (Irn0L)

109 Hey-la, Hey-laa, my email's back!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (HQ0Z4)

110 3 leg cat story is touching

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

111 Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (

Up the Irons

Posted by: 22 Acacia Avenue at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (jG8R7)

112 Who should play Hunter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

Matt Damon natch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (jvt6t)

113 Who should play Hunter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

Charlie Sheen

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:01 PM (cugoR)

114 Lanz info here so far at, ugh, Heavy. Booted from USMC training in just one month so I assume a nutter.
https://heavy.com/news/austin-william-lanz/

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (UHVv4)

115 Seems he was kicked out of the Marine Corps in 2012, via an administrative separation after joining.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Jyah1)


Kicked out of Boot Camp. Was NEVER a Marine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (Irn0L)

116 106 Why was I positive that Robert Davi died?
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:00 PM (cugoR)

You were remembering when you killed that bottle of Robert Mondavi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

117 Who should play Hunter

Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (FgPjD)

118 Nevergiveup, yup.

Doesn't help that the name is... very similar to my own last name. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)

119 Who should play Hunter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

Only Dean Cain will do it. The rest of Hollywood will want no part of it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (H8QX8)

120 OOh I know -- Shia LeBoef!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

121 The old dog is finally back from the vets, several hundred dollars later. Had to keep her overnight to get a urine sample and yes, she has a UTI. But she is back home and happy to be here. Time for nappies

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (5HBd1)

122 Who should play Hunter?

Ben Stiller.

*********+

Nay, I am thinking Female Space Jesus from Star Trek Discovery who is a dead ringer, plus she ticks all the intersectional woke diversity boxes needed for the role.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (hQVBP)

123 So when it comes to the US Marine Corps, Lanz is like Dan Rather.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (M5FBC)

124 110 3 leg cat story is touching
Posted by: Skip at August 03

I watched that one. Some of the videos I can't watch because they're too sad, even though I'm sure they end well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 03, 2021 07:03 PM (eNeO5)

125
What does "America is Back" mean anyway?
Posted by: ...


This is in reference to biden-the-invalid's announcement to the G7 "leaders" that "America is back" to being diplomatic and cooperative with the "international community."

In other words, the alt-left Shits at the State Dept are back to destroying the USA with foreign policy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (MlLUG)

126 I once dreamt I met Tom Clancy, who I never otherwise think about, in a restaurant - but I told him I knew I was dreaming because he's dead.

Only when I woke up from this dream, Tom Clancy was very much alive.

He died two weeks later.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (cugoR)

127 I'm listening to a 12-minute remix of "Cosmic Fringe". I don't know why.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

128 what's hotter, the taco salsa or the gal who makes the tacos? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

Well the chick was a short, fat woman but if she can cook I'll wife her.

Wise man once said, in old age, you might be lucky to get laid once a month, but a man must eat every day.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (RJeBQ)

129 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (MlLUG)

Let me have my fun.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (cugoR)

130 Sean Penn should play Hunter in the movie

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

131 Who should play Hunter

Brian Dennehy?
Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (FgPjD)

Abe Vigoda

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 07:05 PM (M+Lyo)

132 #115 Yeah, the USMC already issued a statement that he was never a Marine.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 07:05 PM (UHVv4)

133 Ben Had

♩ ♫ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

134 My grandson is taking piano lessons.

Uh. He is still playing the piece I heard around Christmas.

He has mastered it though.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 03, 2021 07:05 PM (xopIz)

135 All new cars will be required to have a breathalyzer, buried in the Infrastructure bill, no later than 3 years after the bill in enacted

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (dKiJG)

136 I do miss those days sometimes.
MP3, You're more than welcome to join me and some random bunch of hooligans/hooliganettes for a couple of hours of spaghetti western role playing with a twist.

I don't promise the game will be "great" (whoever plays will probably eventually go in some random direction I couldn't foresee), but it *could* be fun.

Think starting out in Topeka, Kansas as down on your luck bounty hunters trying to travel west as a starting point.

Posted by: Gman(seriously, been posting/lurking here a long time) at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (Q7Sst)

137 Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (cugoR)

You ever flatline before?

Posted by: Stephen King at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (jvt6t)

138 You were remembering when you killed that bottle of Robert Mondavi.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL that was a bad night.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (cugoR)

139 glad to hear that, notsothoreau !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:07 PM (uQuhA)

140 NaCly Dearest. The day couldn't be better.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2021 07:07 PM (HQ0Z4)

141 Hunter should play Hunter. He's a Renaissance man, Picasso, Audie Murphy, jetsetting playboy, and businessman all in one. He could be the next James Bond.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

142 119 Who should play Hunter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

A de-aged Ted Danson.

Or maybe not de-aged.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2021 07:08 PM (vuisn)

143 ...

Dream about Sec Def Austin, please. He is going to get a lot of service people killed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

144 Gman, that happening tonight? D&D or something else?

Not tonight, but probably in a week or so.

Deadlands: The Weird West (Savage Worlds adventure edition). Custom one shot (that could *easily* turn into a full campaign if there's interest).

I haven't run an RPG in *years*, so am a bit rusty, and new to both savage worlds adventure edition and also roll20.net, but really, really want to play.

I love the setting...a lot.

Posted by: Gman(seriously, been posting/lurking here a long time) at August 03, 2021 07:09 PM (Q7Sst)

145 Better yet, just make it animated.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

146 STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE DOME!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 03, 2021 07:09 PM (II3Gr)

147 >>> https://youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q

Via JeffB at *sigh* fucking Twitter.
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 06:54 PM (UqnPI)


I'm listening to that now on youtube .25 speed.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:09 PM (EXfvD)

148 Everyone brings a 10 ft pole, because meme.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 03, 2021 07:10 PM (49Exr)

149 Better yet, just make it animated.

Great idea!. The 2021 version of fritz the cat with babes and drugs.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 03, 2021 07:10 PM (FgPjD)

150 I have to hand it to the left, they managed to find the one painter in Hunter who paints worse than Bush.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 07:10 PM (hQVBP)

151 Dream about Sec Def Austin, please. He is going to get a lot of service people killed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

Hey there.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin wearing nothing but whipped cream and a smile at August 03, 2021 07:11 PM (RJeBQ)

152 srsly, the next car I buy is gonna be a 1960's pickup truck with no electronics anywhere.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:11 PM (uQuhA)

153 Hoyt, that's hilarious.

You ever read the Gazebo thing? Almost all the old school rpgers I know have...


https://tinyurl.com/aby6zppa

Posted by: Gman(seriously, been posting/lurking here a long time) at August 03, 2021 07:12 PM (Q7Sst)

154 New The Critical Drinker on Star Trek, "It's dead Jim."

https://youtu.be/3BiyH8lENRs

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:13 PM (M5FBC)

155 152 srsly, the next car I buy is gonna be a 1960's pickup truck with no electronics anywhere.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:11 PM (uQuhA)
---

Do it before the inevitable EMP attack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

156 Highly-vaccinated Israel returning to mask mandate for outside gatherings; may lockdown in September.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 07:13 PM (UHVv4)

157 I wanted a panel truck with no electronics. The problem is that those are now considered "classics" and expensive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 07:13 PM (5HBd1)

158 152 srsly, the next car I buy is gonna be a 1960's pickup truck with no electronics anywhere.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:11 PM (uQuhA)

Get a Model T Ford with the front crank starter.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:14 PM (II3Gr)

159 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:14 PM (mD/uy)

160 125
What does "America is Back" mean anyway?
Posted by: ...
------------

It's like broke back or bare back only with a woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:14 PM (Jd8Rz)

161 By the time the nanny state is finished, a sub-compact will have a $100K base sticker.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2021 07:15 PM (W4eKo)

162 A Babylon Bee Production

Imagine...Communism

https://tinyurl.com/2unvw6vr

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 07:15 PM (Jyah1)

163 This looks like a decent deal

USMC RAT Temperate Weather Combat Boots $49.95

https://bit.ly/37jleCg

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

164 161 By the time the nanny state is finished, a sub-compact will have a $100K base sticker.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2021 07:15 PM (W4eKo)

All cars will be subject to mandatory recycling every five years.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

165 An old mini-van might be the ultimate Gray Man machine. Especially when I park it down by the river...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 07:16 PM (sWM8x)

166 All new cars will be required to have a breathalyzer, buried in the Infrastructure bill, no later than 3 years after the bill in enacted
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (dKiJG)


Fucking MADD assholes. Fortunately, I'm not planning on buying a new car any time soon. And if I do, I'm going to find a mechanic to disable the fucking thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

167 163 This looks like a decent deal

USMC RAT Temperate Weather Combat Boots $49.95

https://bit.ly/37jleCg
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

How sturdy could rat boots be?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (II3Gr)

168 Lloyd Austin wearing nothing but whipped cream and a smile

**Shudder**

Bolts awake, trying to get back to that June Lockhart dream with zero-gee shenanigans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

169 America is Back means the Socialists took it over again like FDR's days.

Actually it's a rub that Trump was a Nazi or something and un-American., but the Marxists have got control now so bad orange man is gone.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (Cxk7w)

170 Little dude fucking with a guy twice his size, lol. He's lucky big dude was being nice.

Posted by: dartist at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (+ya+t)

171 How sturdy could rat boots be?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (II3Gr)



They are mutant rats.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

172 99 Who should play Hunter?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)


I'm pretty sure Fred Dryer is still alive.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

173 Alvin and the chipmunks at 1/64th speed is not advisable. I'll admit that right now.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (EXfvD)

174 I had a one ton 57 Chevy panel truck. Put a 327 in it.
Tough truck.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (Jd8Rz)

175 Audio From Migrant Shelters Reveals Allegations If Sex Misconduct By Staff With Minors.

https://tinyurl.com/22arkpww

Via Insty.

So not only are the staff fucking the kids but it sounds like they purposefully threw the boys and the girls together knowing rapes would be occur.

It would be most impressive if the Republicans could gather all this shut together and hammer the Regime on what's turned into a genuine human rights catastrophe (people need to be in fucking prison for this) but they don't call them the Stupid Party for nothin'.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (RJeBQ)

176 Alvin and the chipmunks at 1/64th speed is not advisable. I'll admit that right now.
Posted by: banana Dream
___

Nor is allowing your cats to watch tiger videos.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 07:19 PM (Jyah1)

177 152 srsly, the next car I buy is gonna be a 1960's pickup truck with no electronics anywhere.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:11 PM (uQuhA)

I always wanted to own a Model A Ford, always looked like a beautiful car

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2021 07:19 PM (dKiJG)

178 andycanuck

They trust the government. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

179 That's not "teasing"

that is full blown mocking

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:19 PM (YK4Qh)

180 3 I hear a bunch of chipmunks are running around spreading the bubonic plague in California causing several major parks to close.

Because in this reality, the cute things WILL kill you.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (hQVBP)


Don't kid yourself. It's illegals bringing in the plague but nobody can say that. So they blame something completely innocent.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 03, 2021 07:19 PM (Fs5vw)

181 Piano playing cat has more talent than Bieber.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (W+kMI)

182 I still can't open the Iman tweets because of content. I don't think it's because of settings on my phone. I think I have to go to Twitter remove. Anyone know?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

183 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Lee Meriwether going around touching people and then they die. Still, Kirk thinks about it, but he doesn't try it.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

184 That first video has the same steps I use for my old dog. The Yukon is just too high for her to climb into. She gets in and out pretty well with the steps. I put them in the back for her when we travel.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)

185 Bolts awake, trying to get back to that June Lockhart dream with zero-gee shenanigans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

There a vid floating around somewhere of June making fun of herself singing "June is busting out all over!".

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (mD/uy)

186 Andy Tifa Joker dude getting slapped by Proud Boy is great! And the dude is right, if parents won't punish their kids when they're young, someone else will punish them when they're adults.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (W+kMI)

187 June Lockhart is 96.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (JPtHE)

188 Gaming:

I was a member of a team (8 of us) that played a mail in game called Capitol. The goal was to conquer the galaxy. You filled out a form with codes and numbers of your ships and movements and mailed it off. The results came back and you plotted them on your map of the galaxy. We were very successful because we were all in the general Portland area so we held monthly meetings to plan and strategies.

We stopped playing because the cost got to high and most were starting families so no extra time nor money.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (Mo2gk)

189 I thought I heard "Sweet Caroline" on that piano.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (bCkNL)

190 Alvin and the chipmunks at 1/64th speed is not advisable. I'll admit that right now.
Posted by: banana Dream

"I can't do that Dave. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (mD/uy)

191 exactly right Eris; or the next whatsisname Event. if worse comes to worse I can build a gasifier to run it on firewood like they useta do.

notsothoreau, still cheap at the price.
fuck, a brand new pickup truck costs more than the first fucken building I ever owned, so wtf does expensive even mean in twentyfuckingtwentyone anyway, affirm ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (uQuhA)

192 Who plays Hunter?

Steve Buscemi.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (tjZg/)

193 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (OX9vb)

194 173 Alvin and the chipmunks at 1/64th speed is not advisable. I'll admit that right now.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (EXfvD)

Slowed down to intelligible speed you can hear the satanic messages.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (II3Gr)

195 Tonypete

Thanks! Off to find that clip. And there will be much rejoicing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

196 >>June Lockhart is 96.
Posted by: Hunter Biden

Not a show stopper for you, eh son?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 03, 2021 07:22 PM (HQ9Sl)

197 *waves to Salty*

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 03, 2021 07:23 PM (Jyah1)

198 Tip of the ole hat Ms. April.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:23 PM (mD/uy)

199 183 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Lee Meriwether going around touching people and then they die. Still, Kirk thinks about it, but he doesn't try it.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)
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He'd tap it, but she'd tap back!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

200 notsothoreau, still cheap at the price.
fuck, a brand new pickup truck costs more than the first fucken building I ever owned, so wtf does expensive even mean in twentyfuckingtwentyone anyway, affirm ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

You used "fuck" a lot in that comment.

Are you trying to replace Chavez the Hugo?

Please? Maybe?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at August 03, 2021 07:23 PM (tjZg/)

201 The dealership want 1400 to do a 60k maintenance/ tune up on my Wrangler. I had no idea.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (2DOZq)

202 Losira. "That Which Survives."

"I come for you Sulu."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (M5FBC)

203 I had a one ton 57 Chevy panel truck. Put a 327 in it.
Tough truck.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:18 PM (Jd8Rz)

Factory Five Racing: kit for a '35 Hot Rod Truck:
https://tinyurl.com/ffrtruck

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (EXfvD)

204 "Slowed down to intelligible speed you can hear the satanic messages"

Played backwards and upside down at 78 sounds like bats.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (Tnijr)

205 "All new cars will be required to have a breathalyzer, buried in the Infrastructure bill, no later than 3 years after the bill in enacted"

No problem. I drink alone (at home) with nobody else.

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (xopIz)

206
Sean Penn should play Hunter in the movie

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

Bingo. My choice as well.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (VwHCD)

207 184 That first video has the same steps I use for my old dog. The Yukon is just too high for her to climb into. She gets in and out pretty well with the steps. I put them in the back for her when we travel.
-------
I have seen steps for old doggehs in use before. It's a good thing to do for senior doggehs who are having issues. To be fair, my dear old mother would also need steps to get into a Yukon because of her arthritis and osteoperosis.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (W+kMI)

208 We all know it isn't really Schoenberg, but I defy anyone to explain how they can tell the difference.
***
He isn't using all twelve tones before repeating the first one?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (kgZr/)

209 There's a sweet spot to buying one without electronics.
If you purchase one that is not built for unleaded gas you either must treat the gas or have the valves and seats hardened.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (Jd8Rz)

210 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Lee Meriwether going around touching people and then they die. Still, Kirk thinks about it, but he doesn't try it.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)


"That Which Survives." A fairly decent ep.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

211 June Lockhart is 96.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (JPtHE)

How's her timmy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (Irn0L)

212 Guess no one wants to watch the video in #92. Oh well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (M5FBC)

213 @175

>>It would be most impressive if the Republicans could gather all this shut together and hammer the Regime.


Can we get a 50 pct increase in H1B's out of the deal?

--
The GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (WEWH4)

214
Never go to the dealership for service.

Stealership.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (MlLUG)

215 Just changing the blinker fluid on a Wrangler will set you back more than an eight ball of the really good stuff.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (JPtHE)

216 This guy is trying to make a point, he just says the same thing over and over again

https://tinyurl.com/zbzxu4v4

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (ssx3L)

217 201 The dealership want 1400 to do a 60k maintenance/ tune up on my Wrangler. I had no idea.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (2DOZq)

"guess" you know now

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (YK4Qh)

218 Guess no one wants to watch the video in #92. Oh well.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (M5FBC)

I thought about it, i didn't want to see any bad shit

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)

219 "Get a Model T Ford with the front crank starter.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:14 PM (II3Gr) "


lol, you think you are making fun of me, but I consider that "less than optimal, bur grudgingly acceptable"
enjoy having the regime shut your car down through the computer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (uQuhA)

220 Tucker or at least his producers definitely read this blog.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 07:27 PM (WEWH4)

221 I think it's 1995. There are enough electronics to be useful, but not a large number of them. One of those car videos talked about it.

If I could work on cars, I probably would have gone for something else. I'm happy with the Yukon for now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 07:27 PM (5HBd1)

222 How's her timmy
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Bad news NGU - he's in the well.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:27 PM (mD/uy)

223 Never go to the dealership for service.

Stealership.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (MlLUG)

Sound advice, it's a scam

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)

224 All new cars will be required to have a breathalyzer, buried in the Infrastructure bill, no later than 3 years after the bill in enacted

**

Same as firearms, the left assumes everyone is 100% exactly like them.

They drive drunk ALL THE TIME. They're admitting it, the same way they admit that they can't be trusted with firearms because they would murder someone in anger soon after they got one.

This breathalyzer foolishness is that same acknowledgement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:27 PM (CM8Oa)

225 The video starts just before the cat appears. But after 30 seconds or so, just stop because the footage returns to the battle and its aftermath.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (M5FBC)

226 "The dealership want 1400 to do a 60k maintenance/ tune up on my Wrangler. I had no idea.
Posted by: Just a side note"

Free range tranny oil ain't cheap.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)

227 >> This one from Steve Inman isn't funny, it's just brutal.
I laugh every time I watch it. I see a man that doesn't know how to fight, but is so angry at what is taking place that he brings his hand down like he's squashing an oversized bug. Then the oranges come raining down on the disgusting excuse for a human being laying on the floor.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (uWF4x)

228 The people who go to the dealership for service are the people who don't have to worry about money at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

229 180 3 I hear a bunch of chipmunks are running around spreading the bubonic plague in California causing several major parks to close.

Because in this reality, the cute things WILL kill you.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 03, 2021 06:33 PM (hQVBP)

Don't kid yourself. It's illegals bringing in the plague but nobody can say that. So they blame something completely innocent.
-----------
Agreed. Moses didn't threaten Pharoah with a plague of chipmunks. Chipmunks are only destructive to flower gardens, they don't consume silos of grain or bring hantavirus and plague to humans. The way CA authorities are letting the streets get Medieval, we shouldn't be surprised the diseases are getting Medieval too. I wonder how many rats, both natural born and undocumented worker status, are scurrying around San Francisco and Los Angeles right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (W+kMI)

230 June Lockhart is 96.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 03, 2021 07:21 PM (JPtHE)

How's her timmy
Posted by: Nevergiveup

He's in the well.

And Lassie's dead !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (arJlL)

231 210 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the Lee Meriwether going around touching people and then they die. Still, Kirk thinks about it, but he doesn't try it.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

"That Which Survives." A fairly decent ep.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

I'm amazed at how much Trek lore remains imprinted on my grey matter when other, more important information floats away like soap bubbles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

232 no one could ever replace chavez ...
(rip)

I just had an nth shot of vodka out of the freezer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (uQuhA)

233 >>>Why was I positive that Robert Davi died?
>Because you saw Arnold Schwarzenegger take him out in Raw Deal?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (bCkNL)

234 Did not find June Lockhart singing.

96, eh. She is worth millions, but has two daughters. Hunter would not be interested. Because the daughters get the money.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

235 Only the party that celebrates Teddy Kennedy could make everyone breathe into a thing to start their car.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (g+oT6)

236 "Get a Model T Ford with the front crank starter.

Posted by: Insomniac

AOP prolly has one !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (arJlL)

237 Lassie can't help Timmy no mo.
Plus Timmy is now Timothina and just got xis cell phone stuck in its "vagina."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

238 Who knows what killed Losira's civilization, was it the Wuhan Flu lockdown?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (M5FBC)

239 {{{SMH}}
** Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

240
Piano Cat's playing Shoenberg.
---
We all know it isn't really Schoenberg, but I defy anyone to explain how they can tell the difference.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist


Rube Goldberg Variations

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (63Dwl)

241 The dealership want 1400 to do a 60k maintenance/ tune up on my Wrangler. I had no idea.

**

Timing belt at 60K? That plus water pump, thermostate, etc. and plugs and all the fluids in the engine, transmission, and differentials (plus the boring routine stuff) would be the only thing that made sense at that price.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (CM8Oa)

242 How's her timmy
Posted by: Nevergiveup

He's in the well.

And Lassie's dead !
Posted by: JT

Dog gone!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (mD/uy)

243 So I'm seeing that Matt Damon is in big trouble because he said "faggot" in 1973 or some shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (sWM8x)

244 The video starts just before the cat appears. But after 30 seconds or so, just stop because the footage returns to the battle and its aftermath.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (M5FBC)

Lil fella got a drink. Nice moment in a shit show

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (M+Lyo)

245 Meade, Damon has to be cancelled because he just sympathetically played a Trump supporter in Stillwater.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

246 what Moron Robbie said @224 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (uQuhA)

247 223 Never go to the dealership for service.

Stealership.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (MlLUG)

Sound advice, it's a scam
--------
There are some dealerships I would trust over others in my neighborhood, and Butler County overall. But with a few of those dealerships I have been conscious of being jerked around by the wallet. And then sometimes the work done didn't feel like it matched the price.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (W+kMI)

248 {{{SMH}}
** Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex**
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I read that as Ex-Lax

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

249
June Lockhart has a daughter actress.

She and her daughter were in an episode of Magnum PI, and Jose Ferrer and his son, Miguel, were in the same episode.

They did a flashback scene and used the son and daughter to play them in the past.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (MlLUG)

250 We all know it isn't really Schoenberg, but I defy anyone to explain how they can tell the difference.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Rube Goldberg Variations
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (63Dwl)


LOL

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 03, 2021 07:31 PM (AiZBA)

251 All new cars will be required to have a
breathalyzer, buried in the Infrastructure bill, no later than 3 years
after the bill in enacted

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2021 07:06 PM (dKiJG)



Fucking MADD assholes. Fortunately, I'm not planning on buying a
new car any time soon. And if I do, I'm going to find a mechanic to
disable the fucking thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)
That shit will be sooo buried into the electronics/computer/brain of the car that it would probably impossible to remove without turning the car into a 4000 pound paperweight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2021 07:32 PM (VwHCD)

252 >Because you saw Arnold Schwarzenegger take him out in Raw Deal?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (bCkNL)

I do confuse easily.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:32 PM (g+oT6)

253 last time I took my wife's 2019 Tucson in, they found a mice nest in the air filter compartment

wanted 60 bucks to replce it

went home and vaced it out and blew out the filter

they are rippers

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:32 PM (YK4Qh)

254 Sheba. Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (M5FBC)

255 I got an estimate from an independent mechanic and it was still close to a grand. That's why I called the dealership just to see what they would charge.

Should have started the maintenance in steps starting at at 55k .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

256 " ...

Rube Goldberg Variations

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (63Dwl)"


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (uQuhA)

257 245 Meade, Damon has to be cancelled because he just sympathetically played a Trump supporter in Stillwater.
---
Ah. That explains it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (sWM8x)

258 The one time you absolutely want to go to the dealership is if the dashboard has to be pulled. It's not worth the creaks and squeaks and poor fitment after it's put back together for the money you'll save by going elsewhere.

Not to mention if they don't check the dash cluster and forgot to plug the lights back in because it's daytime and why would you need to check something like that?

Trust me on this one. Pay the premium.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (CM8Oa)

259 At the next Constitutional Convention, travel and driving need to be listed as rights.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

260 Guess no one wants to watch the video in #92. Oh well.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:25 PM (M5FBC)

Kitty!

I found this skimming thru the related videos.

https://youtu.be/SAPqr3YCNmA

P-Fitty Ones!

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:34 PM (/7LN5)

261 Should have started the maintenance in steps starting at at 55k .
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

People think I'm crazy to get rid of my car every three years.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:34 PM (g+oT6)

262 Who knows what killed Losira's civilization, was it the Wuhan Flu lockdown?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (M5FBC)


Waifu and sex robots. It's in the updated Drake equation

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2021 07:34 PM (ssx3L)

263 217 201 The dealership want 1400 to do a 60k maintenance/ tune up on my Wrangler. I had no idea.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:24 PM (2DO
-------------

F-150 is about 5 for plugs and coils and 4 to change all the fluids.

What are they going to do to it?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (Jd8Rz)

264 I'm amazed at how much Trek lore remains imprinted on my grey matter when other, more important information floats away like soap bubbles.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2021 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)


Although I was old enough, I never saw TOS when it originally ran; I only caught it in reruns (I even had the old phaser and tricorder model kits to go along with my Saturn V and lunar lander kits). Watched all the movies in the theater.

Next Generation lost me pretty fast. As far as I am concerned, Trek exists only up to The Undiscovered Country. I don't expend time crying over the destruction of the franchise, because it never emotionally touched me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (2JVJo)

265 @259 qdpsteve-We need to squeeze pizza and BBQ in there as rights too, and anything else we can think of.

Posted by: JROD at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (0jZnq)

266 219 "Get a Model T Ford with the front crank starter.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:14 PM (II3Gr) "


lol, you think you are making fun of me, but I consider that "less than optimal, bur grudgingly acceptable"
enjoy having the regime shut your car down through the computer.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:26 PM (uQuhA)

Actually I'm not. It's the only car I could think off the top of my head that has no electronics. Plus I think one figured semi-prominently in Lucifer's Hammer. So calm your tits, Beavis!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (II3Gr)

267 Saw an article about FoMoCo the other day. They're thinking about, or actually are going to move away from dealer lots with many cars to choose from and go to a system where you either order what you want online, or go to a dealer to order the vehicle you want. It would (I presume) be either delivered to your house, or the dealer, depending one whether or not there are those "dealer installed options" like undercoating, floor mats, etc.

During the COVID pandemic porn of 2020 I discovered this was actually how some dealers stayed in business. It was make-shift at the time and more or less informal, but even some of the paperwork was done via email or securedoc type transactions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (BFigT)

268 At the next Constitutional Convention, travel and driving need to be listed as rights.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Like speech, association and bearing arms?

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:35 PM (g+oT6)

269 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:30 PM (CM8Oa)

Not timing belt but all the other stuff .

Posted by: Just a side note at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

270 People think I'm crazy to get rid of my car every three years.

**

I've got a friend who hasn't replaced a set of tires in 30 years. When the time comes he just gets a new car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (CM8Oa)

271 JROD, "Americans shall have the right to live as life is lived in Texas." :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

272 "Waifu and sex robots. It's in the updated Drake equation

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2021 07:34 PM (ssx3L) "


that got a LOL too !

& now g'night, jolly Hordelings O !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (uQuhA)

273 ..., yes.
(don't laugh)
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Anna Puma

Tiny, scared kitty. Probable has PTSD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

275 Waifu and sex robots. It's in the updated Drake equation

So Blade Runner 2049.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:36 PM (M5FBC)

276 The people who go to the dealership for service are the people who don't have to worry about money at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

Its called using the green wrench. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2021 07:37 PM (VwHCD)

277
Timing belt at 60K?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


That's what I was wondering.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:37 PM (MlLUG)

278 Faggot!!!

Posted by: matt damon at August 03, 2021 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

279 Waifu and sex robots. It's in the updated Drake equation
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2021 07:34 PM (ssx3L)

These also need to be in the Constitutional convention.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 03, 2021 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

280 fair enough, insom, even as I typed I thought I might be wrong.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:38 PM (uQuhA)

281
The new brake systems in these cars today need a "computer" to service them. (You need to "unlock" the parking brake in the rear. It's fcking stupid.) It's a racket.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:38 PM (MlLUG)

282 but the valu-rite is strong in this one !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:39 PM (uQuhA)

283 At the next Constitutional Convention, travel and driving need to be listed as rights.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

At the next Constitutional Convention Women's Lib goes out the window and only property owners will have the right to vote.

Oh, and the Right To Bear Arms is officially a requirement unless you're on the dole in which case it's prohibited.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:39 PM (K5s2f)

284 Robert, I'm on disability. Would I have the right to own a gun? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

285 I did some research for what is the cheapest to maintain vehicle after a semi totaled my car and insurance gave me bupkis. There are two that are equally cheap, one some sort of chevy pickup truck and the other a honda crv. I don't need or have the room for a truck so I got a barebones crv. I'm hoping it lasts for a very long time.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (EXfvD)

286 when I was still buying and selling, I didn't have time to work on my trucks

In 2008, I had the fuel lines replaced in my E 350

850 bucks

just replaced the lines in my Chevy 2500 hd myself

$140

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (YK4Qh)

287 92 Amidst the carnage and wreckage of Tarawa a US Marine gives aid to a cat that has managed to survive.

https://youtu.be/7UwCNPQ53Ds?t=72
=====
Didn't think there was anything living on Tarawa, at least not after the U.S. Navy lowered the atoll by a couple of meters and the Marines dug the Japanese out of their hidey-holes like Basque Turnips. But the father or grandfather of some AOSHQ member took some time out to help a lost little kitteh. Even in the hell of Tarawa, there was a little grace.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (W+kMI)

288 We need incorruptible robots to enforce the Constitution 2.0.

Have them work in HR.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

289 Actually I think this is a good thought experiment.

"At the next Constitutional Convention..."

(and, my hunch is it would happen after the Great Divorce.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

290 Not timing belt but all the other stuff .

**

I know there's a Jeep Premium, but even $1000 is outrageous for fluids and spark plugs and checking the fuel filter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:41 PM (CM8Oa)

291 There's a Ford website where you can "build your Ford", put in your zip code, they will price it to you and list the dealers that have it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:41 PM (Jd8Rz)

292 Oh, and the Right To Bear Arms is officially a requirement unless you're on the dole in which case it's prohibited.
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:39 PM (K5s2f)

Be prepared for EVERYTHING to get defined as being on the dole, up to and including taking a standard tax deduction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 03, 2021 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

293 Trump is doing a rally in Cullman, AL on Aug 21. That's a one hour drive for me.

Hmm...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 03, 2021 07:42 PM (sWM8x)

294 So if any matter comes in contact with the anti-matter, and Scotty just opened an access door to the anti matter, and there is air in the tube, is that not matter?

Posted by: Mookie at August 03, 2021 07:42 PM (u+Y3T)

295 banana Dream

My 10 year old basic Cr-V has 140,000 miles on it. Looks, electronics, and mechanicals are in good shape.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

296
re: the breathalyzer in cars

The Plan is to restrict all our freedoms based on the bullshit "Are You A Threat To Others" test.

You have no mask. You are a threat to others. Remain at home.

You have not been vaccinated for Covid-245. You are a threat to others. Remain at home.

You own a gun. You are a threat to others. You may not drive your car. You must remain at home.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:43 PM (MlLUG)

297 291 There's a Ford website where you can "build your Ford", put in your zip code, they will price it to you and list the dealers that have it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 07:41 PM (Jd8Rz)

you lost me at 'Ford"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:43 PM (YK4Qh)

298 That kitten is a dork.

An adorable, fluffy, cute, idiot dorkball of razorblades and rawrs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 07:43 PM (4fSQf)

299 It doesn't matter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 07:43 PM (UHVv4)

300 I know what time it is, I don't need a blooming cuckoo clock!

Posted by: Mookie at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

301 I'm on disability. Would I have the right to own a gun? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

You will be provided a Gatling gun at taxpayer expense.

My dictatorship will not be without empathy.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (IkH4e)

302 Hash check

Posted by: flounder at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (mlwiu)

303
Internet records show you misgendered a person on 11/16/2021. You are a threat to others' mental health and personal safety. Remain at home.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (MlLUG)

304 " ...
Even in the hell of Tarawa, there was a little grace.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 07:40 PM (W+kMI) "


in every hell there is room for a little grace; it is the last resort of decent people trapped in circumstances beyond their control.

and now really g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (uQuhA)

305 Robert, hmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

306 Seriously, why can't minorities in this country see the Democrats as racist for things like vaccine mandates? If 60% of Blacks or Hispanics aren't vaccinated, who are Biden or DeBlasio or these large employers targeting?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 07:45 PM (oWBc3)

307 Thinking a bit more about breathalyzer in cars... What if you farted into it?

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:46 PM (IkH4e)

308 "So if any matter comes in contact with the anti-matter, and Scotty just opened an access door to the anti matter, and there is air in the tube, is that not matter?
Posted by: Mookie"

The Enterprise is instantly blown to a parallel universe that is just a couple minutes later in the show and Scotty fixes it. Duh.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)

309 The "car breathalyzer" will be able to test for the presence of viruses.

If you are found to have a virus of any kind, the car won't start.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:46 PM (Sq5xa)

310 304 = 18-8 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:47 PM (uQuhA)

311 307 Thinking a bit more about breathalyzer in cars... What if you farted into it?
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:46 PM (IkH4e)

Does it test for fentanyl, too, or just hooch?

Posted by: Zombie George Floyd at August 03, 2021 07:47 PM (6FeV1)

312 Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album

No problems. Analyses for ethanol, not hydrogen sulfide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

313 Thinking a bit more about breathalyzer in cars... What if you farted into it?
Posted by: Robert

The car would ask "Angelo, is that you?"

(A HS buddy who had the worst breath known to man. Great guy but wow, when he talked to you it made your eyes water.)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (mD/uy)

314 Hash check
Posted by: flounder at August 03, 2021 07:44 PM (mlwiu)

I might know a guy who can hook you up with some Moroccan shit.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (IkH4e)

315 Seriously, why can't minorities in this country see the Democrats as racist for things like vaccine mandates? If 60% of Blacks or Hispanics aren't vaccinated, who are Biden or DeBlasio or these large employers targeting?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 07:45 PM (oWBc3)

It's not so much they can't see what Democrats are. Republicans offer no alternative. *We* may think they do, but if you really think about it for a minute, they don't.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (Sq5xa)

316 Just saw my ballot in the mail...

Voted to recall Newsome... and for Larry Elder.

Mu Ha Ha....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

317 I might know a guy who can hook you up with some Moroccan shit.
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (IkH4e)

Moroccan hash? What is that? Corned beef and ras-ul-hanout?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

318 There is way too much technology in modern cars.

There is no way on earth that you are going to be able to get the adaptive cruise control radar module for a Toyota Tacoma or the LED Display Gauge cluster for Jeep Grand Cherokee in 20 years if you need one.

Much like most electronics is throw away, modern cars are going to be in that class.


I'd say the sweet spot for cars and trucks is 1995 to 2010, anything after that is sketchy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 07:49 PM (WEWH4)

319 "Hash check
Posted by: flounder"


Things the Car Of The Future might say?

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:49 PM (Tnijr)

320 Bolts awake, trying to get back to that June Lockhart dream with zero-gee shenanigans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 03, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

Post a link if you get there!

Posted by: tbodie at August 03, 2021 07:49 PM (jyliz)

321
Robert Davi is on the Charlie's Angels, right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:49 PM (MlLUG)

322 Republicans offer no alternative. *We* may think they do, but if you really think about it for a minute, they don't.
Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (Sq5xa)

*We* did offer an alternative, and the CoC-suckers helped oust him from his rightful office.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (6FeV1)

323 The new brake systems in these cars today need a
"computer" to service them. (You need to "unlock" the parking brake in
the rear. It's fcking stupid.) It's a racket.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:38 PM (MlLUG)

In some cases its because of the ABS system. Even a newer harley is plagued by this. You need the computer to go in and shut off "branches" of the brake system to bleed it, or else you'll never get the air out of the lines. I get these dudes coming into the shop looking to change handlebars to something bigger/taller, and I tell them well that means longer brake lines and I have to hook up the laptop to do it, and between the parts, like bars, cables, brake lines, extending handlebar wiring harnesses, and bleeding the system they're at least $8-900 in. The look on their face is usually priceless.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (VwHCD)

324 >>> You have no mask. You are a threat to others. Remain at home.

You have not been vaccinated for Covid-245. You are a threat to others. Remain at home.

You own a gun. You are a threat to others. You may not drive your car. You must remain at home.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:43 PM (MlLUG)


Also, you are inherently guilty of everything and you are obliged to show evidence of innocence until one of your government betters finds you are in compliance. Certificates of compliance are not proof of innocence. There is no proof of innocence for you plebes. (queue transcript of Agent Smith talking about our "smell")

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (EXfvD)

325 always check your hash !

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (V13WU)

326 Some smart person here pointed out that the reason minorities don't see what the Dems are doing is because they have no frame of reference for anything but Democrat's bullshit. They don't know what good looks like.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)

327 The new brake systems in these cars today need a "computer" to service them. (You need to "unlock" the parking brake in the rear. It's fcking stupid.) It's a racket.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 03, 2021 07:38 PM (MlLUG)


Proprietary software and unique dealer only critical parts will assist the demise of freedom of movement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (hOUT3)

328 Oh shit, what was that one story? And I know I read it here. Some dude tried getting a raccoon to breathe into the breathalyzer but it mauled them shit out of him instead. I think the raccoon was unconscious at first?

Does anyone remember that or am I making it up?

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:51 PM (SckbM)

329 >>>Thinking a bit more about breathalyzer in cars... What if you farted into it?

>Think about all of these hopheads with their blunts, cruising and listening to Snoop and floating around like Richard Branson?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 07:51 PM (bCkNL)

330 It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2021 07:51 PM (WEWH4)

331 Yes a little fluffy bit of Grace in an absolute hell

One of the combat cameramen still regrets hitting the dirt and missing one shot that would have been truly dramatic. Flamethrower was called in on a bunker. And this Jap, who is on fire, runs out trying to escape and the belts of ammo he had on starts to cook off.

A miracle for the Americans happened on the first day of the invasion. Movement was spotted and naval gunfire was called in. That one call resulted in a destroyer dropping 5in shells on the Japanese admiral who was shifting command posts. The senior Japanese leadership was wiped out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:52 PM (M5FBC)

332 Democrats play the same game with their voters they do with their women. The women all think "my God these liberal men are such sexist rapey assholes, I can only imagine how sexist, rapey and assholish conservative men are".

And minorities think, "holy shit these people are so racist and white, imagine how white and racist Republicans are".

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 07:52 PM (Sq5xa)

333 *We* did offer an alternative, and the CoC-suckers helped oust him from his rightful office.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (6FeV1)


Why it's almost like they are sending *Us* a clarification of terms!
I finally understand the acronym TWANLOC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 07:53 PM (hOUT3)

334 Proprietary software and unique dealer only critical parts will assist the demise of freedom of movement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (hOUT3)


Coming soon: Amazon's Automobile As Service service. I can't wait.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 03, 2021 07:53 PM (AiZBA)

335 Just saw my ballot in the mail...

Voted to recall Newsome... and for Larry Elder.

Mu Ha Ha....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

Thank you. Your vote against recalling Gavin Newsom has been recorded. Have a great day!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at August 03, 2021 07:53 PM (SckbM)

336 Just blow your car a shotgun and it will be so wasted it might let you drive.

Posted by: Dude Of The Future at August 03, 2021 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

337 Oh shit, what was that one story? And I know I read it here. Some dude tried getting a raccoon to breathe into the breathalyzer but it mauled them shit out of him instead. I think the raccoon was unconscious at first?

Does anyone remember that or am I making it up?
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:51 PM (SckbM)


I need a bambulance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7KpWxAhbzo

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 03, 2021 07:55 PM (AiZBA)

338 Is there a universal blood alcohol limit, or is that state-based and there are 57 or more?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:55 PM (CM8Oa)

339 Marketing opportunity - canned fresh breath

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:55 PM (M5FBC)

340 Just blow your car a shotgun and it will be so wasted it might let you drive.
Posted by: Dude Of The Future

KITT: Michael, I am sooooo baked!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

341 Kirk, Bones, and Sulu vs the Three Karens.....

Posted by: Mookie at August 03, 2021 07:56 PM (u+Y3T)

342 Who (besides congresscritters, of course) gets to claim the "I identify as sober and shit" exemption?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2021 07:56 PM (ACi07)

343 How many Meriwether's are there? One, two, three,....uh, zero.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2021 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

344 Kirk, Bones, and Sulu vs the Three Karens.....

Set phasers on immolate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 03, 2021 07:57 PM (SchxB)

345
hinking a bit more about breathalyzer in cars... What if you farted into it?

Supercharger!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 07:57 PM (63Dwl)

346 *We* did offer an alternative, and the CoC-suckers helped oust him from his rightful office.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 07:50 PM (6FeV1)

-----------

Which is why an article 5 convention is a horrible idea. Who would be the delegates on our side?

"Ok, we'll give you the repeal of the first and second amendments, but you have to give us unlimited H1b visas and a 5% reduction in corporate taxes."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (kTF2Z)

347 here's a weird deal

I was replacing the rear cab mount brackets on my plow truck today

they had this thick insulated cale ruuning thru them that connected the cab to the frame

I thought it was some sort of ground but no

now I'm thinking they are a safety device in case of mount failure, like trailer chains

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (YK4Qh)

348 Does anyone remember that or am I making it up?
------------------------
That doesn't ring a bell.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (UHVv4)

349 Ok, which one of uz took a Frontier flight recently : 'Frontier passenger is DUCT TAPED to a seat after 'groping two female flight attendants and punching male staff member in face' following several drinks."

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (V13WU)

350 Is there a universal blood alcohol limit, or is that state-based and there are 57 or more?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:55 PM (CM8Oa)

Isn't it all .08% now thanks to MMADD?

https://youtu.be/3P-ruQ5mQ7c

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (SckbM)

351 Re: thread downstairs about Democrats calling for Cuomo to resign.

Lulz. I tell my electeds to resign all the time. I told Pelosi to resign after her Corona-hairdo.They don't listen to me either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (EZebt)

352 Kirk getting jiggy with a Karen?

There are some things that even Kirk won't bang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (M5FBC)

353 Thank you. Your vote against recalling Gavin Newsom has been recorded. Have a great day!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at August 03, 2021 07:53 PM (SckbM)


Thank you. Your vote against recalling Gavin Newsom has been recorded and properly interpreted for you. Have a great day!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines (now with the Enhanced AI interpreter algorithm)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (hOUT3)

354 runner: they've gotta stop letting Hunter Biden fly.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

355 The BAC limit is now only .05 in Utah I believe

Posted by: jasontk83@yahoo.com at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (ZMtsZ)

356 332, 333, 334
these !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (uQuhA)

357 Marketing opportunity - canned fresh breath
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 07:55 PM (M5FBC)

Perry Air.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (SckbM)

358 Oh shit, what was that one story? And I know I read it here. Some dude tried getting a raccoon to breathe into the breathalyzer but it mauled them shit out of him instead. I think the raccoon was unconscious at first?

**

Where in Florida did this happen?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (wCgji)

359 qdpsteve, Hunter DOES NOT flier budget

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)

360 "fly not flier

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (V13WU)

361 jason, I thought drinking itself was illegal in Utah.

Also, uh, you might want to change your ID, unless that's an inactive email addy.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Where in Florida did this happen?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (wCgji)

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Insom's driveway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)

363 Alabama, how goes the VF-111 F-4B?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (M5FBC)

364 runner, that's right, he only gropes the high-end chicks

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

365 >>> 358 Oh shit, what was that one story? And I know I read it here. Some dude tried getting a raccoon to breathe into the breathalyzer but it mauled them shit out of him instead. I think the raccoon was unconscious at first?

**

Where in Florida did this happen?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/i at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (wCgji)

.... and why didn't he try this with a baby alligator?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2021 08:01 PM (ACi07)

366 "349 Ok, which one of uz took a Frontier flight recently : 'Frontier passenger is DUCT TAPED to a seat after 'groping two female flight attendants and punching male staff member in face' following several drinks."

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (V13WU) "


you're probably thinking of some demonrat, nobody like that around here

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at August 03, 2021 08:01 PM (uQuhA)

367 Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Oops, for some reason my Name and Email info got plugged into the wrong boxes.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 03, 2021 08:01 PM (ZMtsZ)

368 The Federal Trade Commission news:
snip from 7-21-21

The Federal Trade Commission today unanimously voted to ramp up law enforcement against repair restrictions that prevent small businesses, workers, consumers, and even government entities from fixing their own products. The policy statement adopted today is aimed at manufacturers practices that make it extremely difficult for purchasers to repair their products or shop around for other service providers to do it for them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (BFigT)

369 Aahhhhh...piss off Washington state legislature.
A dude enters onto a property, tries to steal stuff from a truck, then tries to steal the truck. Owner is fighting the guy. The garage door gets destroyed. Truck damaged. The dude runs off as the cops get there. They do not pursue the guy because if the new probable cause laws prevent that.
Asshole dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (axyOa)

370 >>>If 60% of Blacks or Hispanics aren't vaccinated, who are Biden or DeBlasio or these large employers targeting?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 03, 2021 07:45 PM (oWBc3)
--------

Your question has an expectation of reason and logic neither of which apply to Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (Jd8Rz)

371 after 'groping two female flight attendants and punching male staff member in face' following several drinks."
Posted by: runner

Lightweight drinker.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (mD/uy)

372 cleaning up Kurt quote

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/ at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (wCgji)

373 you're probably thinking of some demonrat, nobody like that around here

=


oh no, of course not !

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)

374 again because [ these ] might as well be magic to me

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice [/b at August 03, 2021 08:04 PM (wCgji)

375 Oh shit, what was that one story? And I know I read it here. Some dude tried getting a raccoon to breathe into the breathalyzer but it mauled them shit out of him instead. I think the raccoon was unconscious at first?

Does anyone remember that or am I making it up?
Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:51 PM (SckbM)



http://ace.mu.nu/archives/359288.php

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

376 363 Alabama, how goes the VF-111 F-4B?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:00 PM (M5FBC


Pretty well. Busted my ass this weekend getting everything painted and assembled. She's ready for airframe decals, clearcoat and some light weathering!

Can't say enough about the kit. I had zero issues on any of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:04 PM (4fSQf)

377 Lightweight drinker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (mD/uy)

right ? unless he had a bunch at the airport bar

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:04 PM (V13WU)

378 It's a tribal thing. I saw videos where black conservative guys said their family wouldn't accept their politics, so they kept quiet about it. The South used to be that way, due in part to FDR and the Depression. But they eventually realized there was nothing for them in the Dem party.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (5HBd1)

379 ..but not LaGuardia , where Sam Adams is $28

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (V13WU)

380 >>> The Federal Trade Commission news:
snip from 7-21-21

The Federal Trade Commission today unanimously voted to ramp up law enforcement against repair restrictions that prevent small businesses, workers, consumers, and even government entities from fixing their own products. The policy statement adopted today is aimed at manufacturers practices that make it extremely difficult for purchasers to repair their products or shop around for other service providers to do it for them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 08:02 PM (BFigT)


That Rothman guy should be pretty happy about that.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (EXfvD)

381 the weird part is there is an /i and /s ahead of that /b

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (wCgji)

382 https://tinyurl.com/2hv2f6tu

Finally found it but, utterly heartbreaking, it was all bullshit.

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 08:06 PM (SckbM)

383 379 ..but not LaGuardia , where Sam Adams is $28
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (V13WU)


I'm hoping that is the case price, no?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)

384 Don't let pre-leaded gasoline engines worry you, for the most part valve recession is only a problem with extended high speed high RPM or towing. It isn't usually a factor. It can happen but it's taken on a mythology I think.

And anything after about 1987 starts to get lots of electronics. The big problem I see is after about 20 years or so, electrolytic capacitors on the circuit boards and putsrs start to fail, similar to the desktop computer mother board failures. And car electronics are full of 'em.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (dTqaU)

385 You are making want to build the Tamiya F-14A but all the after market stuff is putting pause to that. Well I could skip that four frets of PE. That would make things easier.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:08 PM (M5FBC)

386 I'm hoping that is the case price, no?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)


one bottle

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:08 PM (V13WU)

387 Lightweight drinker.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2021


Mos' def' NOT a moron!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:09 PM (hOUT3)

388 not bottle, a pour

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:09 PM (V13WU)

389 383 379 ..but not LaGuardia , where Sam Adams is $28
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:05 PM (V13WU)

I'm hoping that is the case price, no?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (hOUT3)


I think they just keep raising the prices because no one refuses to buy it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:09 PM (4fSQf)

390 plus "covid recovery" charge 10%

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (V13WU)

391 I think they just keep raising the prices because no one refuses to buy it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:09 PM (4fSQf)



The joy of expense accounts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

392 Which is why an article 5 convention is a horrible idea. Who would be the delegates on our side?

"Ok, we'll give you the repeal of the first and second amendments, but you have to give us unlimited H1b visas and a 5% reduction in corporate taxes."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: GOPe+ at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

393 '77/78 they started adding a lot of plumbing that lowered hp.

Appears that 72 to 76 would be the sweet spot.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (Jd8Rz)

394 Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (dTqaU)

Its actually worse due to the changes in temp that car computers go through, being in the engine compartment. Capacitors degrade fairly quickly... as do some Integrated circuits.

Had to deal with some of that in the Navy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (oHd/0)

395 Hunter sez "jokes on alla you!! I brew my own beer!!"

*(mixes together crack cocaine and water in bathtub)*

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

396 I have worked for one company in my life that would let you expense drinks on business trips. They asked that you keep it under $100 a night, in 1986.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

397 385 You are making want to build the Tamiya F-14A but all the after market stuff is putting pause to that. Well I could skip that four frets of PE. That would make things easier.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:08 PM (M5FBC


But even without the etched stuff, their models are choice. But yeah, you'd turn a 100 dollar model into a 150 dollar model.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

398 396 I have worked for one company in my life that would let you expense drinks on business trips. They asked that you keep it under $100 a night, in 1986.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

I get pre-imbursed with a stipend for drinking money when I travel for work.

I fucking love my job. I just wish I traveled more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

399 >>> And anything after about 1987 starts to get lots of electronics. The big problem I see is after about 20 years or so, electrolytic capacitors on the circuit boards and putsrs start to fail, similar to the desktop computer mother board failures. And car electronics are full of 'em.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (dTqaU)


I was watching this show about old electronics. There's these metallic hairs that grow out of things over time. A short distance each decade but after 50-60 years it's enough to start causing shorts. The video didn't explain why circuit boards start growing these hairs but I thought it was really freaky.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (EXfvD)

400 And car electronics are full of 'em.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:07 PM (dTqaU)


Actually, I am still amazed so much of the auto electronics works as well as it does for as long as it does!
But they will NOT work forever, and when they fail, and they will, it is not just replacing the distributor points, it is replacing the entire vehicle!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (hOUT3)

401 When Andrew Cuomo was caught wagging his dong at elderly care centers and still being rejected by 70 year old ladies, he knew the COVID pandemic was going to get him back on track.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (bCkNL)

402 Find something that has been lovingly restored over several years to Pebble Beach concours quality to better than OEM specs, balanced and blueprinted, and a pile of receipts for parts and expert machine work. The owner (unfortunately...) is going through a terrible divorce and while he denies it, has to sell it right now. Peel off a stack of fresh, crisp sandpapery blue green $100 benjamins, with the fragrant creosote odor wafting into his nostrils.

Happy Motoring!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (dTqaU)

403 Back in 1986, a $100 meant you were buying rounds. You couldn't drink a $100 at the bar and walk out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

404 keep it under $100 a night, in 1986.

*

Dang. That was back when employees would get retirement plans, too.

Related, part of my regret with Trump as president was being reminded of what America was and could be again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:13 PM (wCgji)

405 403 Back in 1986, a $100 meant you were buying rounds. You couldn't drink a $100 at the bar and walk out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (yQpMk)


Yup. Beers were 2.50 and shots were 5.00.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:14 PM (4fSQf)

406 I was watching this show about old electronics. There's these metallic hairs that grow out of things over time. A short distance each decade but after 50-60 years it's enough to start causing shorts. The video didn't explain why circuit boards start growing these hairs but I thought it was really freaky.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM


Hence why electronics from Brazil rule!

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at August 03, 2021 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

407 Electronics = emissions

And once that check engine light goes on, your engine will steadily try to adjust to counter whatever 02 imbalance or anything else is making that light come on. And it will eventually screw up other stuff.

Mad Max never shows that part.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:15 PM (wCgji)

408 Or I could take a break from airplanes. Got this $158 Bandai 1/35 M61A5 tank with twin 155mm guns from Gundam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (M5FBC)

409 June Lockhart. Hubba hubba.

There is a great story about when she was on "Lost in Space" and Irwin Allen put then on a boat and the rough "seas" knocked them about.

After the scene was cut, she said "Who do I have to fuck to get off this show?"

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (xopIz)

410 Small business owner and (I think) mild lefty Louis Rossman doesn't seem to like the new COVID requirements the mayor of NYC is laying down:

https://youtu.be/3roD8cKdJlY

Some NSFW language.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (SchxB)

411 355 The BAC limit is now only .05 in Utah I believe
Posted by: jasontk83@yahoo.com at August 03, 2021 07:59 PM (ZMtsZ)

Wha? Anybody who walks by the beer section in the supermarket is now going to get busted for DUI.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (II3Gr)

412 398 396 I have worked for one company in my life that would let you expense drinks on business trips. They asked that you keep it under $100 a night, in 1986.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

In the 70's, I could write off just about everything

when I traveled, my accountant told me just to vist a couple of shops and get their business cards

research

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (YK4Qh)

413 I really like electronic ignition. All the rest of the crap I could do without. But being able to run platinum plugs for 100K miles and no points to adjust is just amazing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

414 Mad Max never shows that part.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:15 PM (wCgji)

Lol.

Spend 100's of dollars throwing parts at your car and it turns out to be a leaky $5 fuel cap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (6FeV1)

415 Off "Bad to the bone" sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (xopIz)

416 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/359288.php
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

Aha! It was on the ONT!

I really should be in bed right now.

If I comment on an old thread they can unban me later, right?

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (US1dE)

417 Whiskers.

Seeing it more often because the EU went to a lead free solder for electronics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (M5FBC)

418 Cars are like da wimmin. They'll make it obvious something's wrong but won't tell you exactly what it is.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

419 Back in the olden day at the county fair there was a chicken that could sort of play the piano. I think it was the corn that was hidden in the keys. The cat does much, much better for free. Probably cost me a quarter to see the chicken. And I liked the pretty lady that had no body, and her head sat on a table, and she could talk to you. I don't think those things exist anymore.

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (bKsPw)

420 They banned lead solder. "Tin whiskers" are a known phenomenon with the lead free solder. Thank the greenies. I think the military and aviation got an exemption, at least ... for a little while.

The story I heard, Feynman may have left a few things out, the O-ring thing with Morton Thiokol wasn't simply about cold weather. The asbestos putty formerly used was banned. That was what killed the shuttle.

Then others claim, that the (freon) cleaning agent used to make a clean surface for heat shield tiles to bond securely was banned, and that's when they really started losing tiles. None of this would surprise me if true.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (dTqaU)

421 Aha! It was on the ONT!


Every pop culture thing I know I got from here, or as Boy928 calls it, your side of the internet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

422 408 Or I could take a break from airplanes. Got this $158 Bandai 1/35 M61A5 tank with twin 155mm guns from Gundam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:16 PM (M5FBC


Do you rust/chip? Mud and dirt? You could even make a diorama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (4fSQf)

423 I was watching this show about old electronics. There's these metallic hairs that grow out of things over time. A short distance each decade but after 50-60 years it's enough to start causing shorts. The video didn't explain why circuit boards start growing these hairs but I thought it was really freaky.

Zinc whiskers. The problem has only become worse since lead was eliminated from electronics.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 03, 2021 08:19 PM (SchxB)

424 amazing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
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That tiny green wire inside the distributor that seems to work its way loose.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 08:19 PM (Jd8Rz)

425 Okay, I really need to be sleeping.

Night!

*Comments on old thread*

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 08:20 PM (US1dE)

426 My truck bitched that the gas cap wasn't sealing. There is a code for that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

427 426 My truck bitched that the gas cap wasn't sealing. There is a code for that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

P0456.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

428 I was watching this show about old electronics. There's these metallic hairs that grow out of things over time. A short distance each decade but after 50-60 years it's enough to start causing shorts. The video didn't explain why circuit boards start growing these hairs but I thought it was really freaky.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 03, 2021 08:12 PM (EXfvD)

Electronic Morgellons...

SMFH

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

429 I had to buy a new cap to get it to shut up about it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

430 Or something like that. It's a catch-all for any EVAP leak. I just got it on my car recently.

Fortunately, I checked the gas cap FIRST.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (6FeV1)

431 Warai, don't take it to the dealership.

"Yup, that there's a specially made gas cap! We can replace it fer ya, be about 1500!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

432 I'd like to see a Steve Inman/Pit Bull story crossover video to tie the two themes together.

Maybe like a three-legged pit bull shredding an AntiFa thug.

Posted by: Redux Jack Straw at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (5We2S)

433 I remember a day when we used to get a cash per diem for 3 square meals, and then we would have a company credit card. We'd eat free full "continental" breakfast at the hotel, our host company would spring for donuts and lunch, and then our host colleagues would buy dinner and drinks after our business meetings. The per diem was for strippers and drinks after dinner.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (bCkNL)

434 "Petticoat Junction" was when I found out that I was not a faggot*.

I would have written "gay", but I ...

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (xopIz)

435 What's wrong with your car if you get code 666?
Has Hillary stolen your car?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

436 429 I had to buy a new cap to get it to shut up about it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk


A solution to those fine folks driving down the road with their gas cap flapping in the wind. Sometimes with a ripped off gas nozzle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:23 PM (4fSQf)

437 "Yup, that there's a specially made gas cap! We can replace it fer ya, be about 1500!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

LOL.

The first guy whose car was totaled by the insurance adjusters over a bad gas cap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:23 PM (6FeV1)

438 Speaking as an android cat-grrl, I hope I don't rust or chip. Nyah.

Siriusly. Tanks that are clean are unnatural. Already got various weathering pigments from Tamiya and Vallejo. Plus some washes. For the airplanes.

Diorama? Have thought about it. But dunno.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:23 PM (M5FBC)

439 JUST IN - Missouri governor pardons lawyer couple who pointed guns at "social justice protesters" who marched past their home (AP)
from Disclose TV

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 08:25 PM (UHVv4)

440 I've got a friend with a mid 2000s Mustang and he can't fill up the tank more than halfway because of some stupid emissions control in the filler neck. For some reason most gas pumps don't trip it right somehow. It's apparently a common problem.

The solution? Hold the pump upside down. You know. So the auto shutoff no longer works and it spits quite a bit of fuel out on the ground every time you fill up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:25 PM (wCgji)

441 Speaking as an android cat-grrl, I hope I don't rust or chip. Nyah.

Have you fixed the oxide film for non-ferrous metals problem?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 03, 2021 08:25 PM (SchxB)

442 I know someone who collects SSDI, who is scamming the system. The person is inheriting ALOT of money. Does that affect the shit stain from collecting SSDI? I sure hope so.

Posted by: four seasons at August 03, 2021 08:26 PM (PisyI)

443 Diorama? Have thought about it. But dunno.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:23 PM (M5FBC)


AK makes some good pigments and even rust sets.

I think you could diorama the shit out of a tank.

The yootoobs has some nice work. Some dude did a tank half submerged in a pond with a shell hole in the turret.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

444 I remember when I first learned that you can get at least basic engine codes to read on on your digital led odometer if you turn your key to accessory and off again five or six times in a row. No scanner needed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:27 PM (6FeV1)

445 Is your car running ??

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:27 PM (V13WU)

446 Two of the run away Democrat Texas lawmakers are caught not in DC, but vacationing in Portugal.


Kenny Webster
@KenWebsterII
·
3h
Two prominent Texas Democrats are vacationing in Portugal right now when they previously claimed to be in DC. These are the same circus sideshow dropouts who criticized Cruz for going to Cancun.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:28 PM (BJKQV)

447 Is your car running ??
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:27 PM (V13WU)

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Yes, running down the street after my refrigerator.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)

448 A solution to those fine folks driving down the road with their gas cap flapping in the wind. Sometimes with a ripped off gas nozzle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:23 PM (4fSQf)


I drove off once, in 1977. It pulled the spring off the nozzle. That spring was still rolling around in the tank when I sold the car.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2021 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

449 My 2016 Chevy Colorado's fuel capacity is documented at 21 gallons. I routinely fill it with 23-ish if it's near empty. 25 if the low fuel light comes on. Lot of room in the neck for packing in the gas. 435 mile range... according to it's electro-brain. That's fairly accurate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 08:30 PM (BFigT)

450 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

451 BTW, the dead Pentagon cop was stabbed not shot.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (UHVv4)

452 Time lapse build of the M61A5 - https://youtu.be/QD3QMnzTWZY

The M61A5 in film - https://youtu.be/y1rJk2vTpH8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (M5FBC)

453 450 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)


Bullshit but fine, now leave us alone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

454 Is Prince Albert driving it??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (UHVv4)

455 450 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

Move the goalpost

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (BJKQV)

456 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?

We all dance like tiktok nurses?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (SchxB)

457 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

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MOAR LOCKDOWNS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2021 08:33 PM (kTF2Z)

458 Q: Who should play Hunter?

A: Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 03, 2021 08:33 PM (h1jJh)

459 Send the other 30% off to the camps and declare victory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

460 I have a nephew on SSDI. His father, my brother, is a millionaire.

Last time I heard anything, they were working on a house project together and nephew took off his belt at started whipping my brother.

Sounds biblical.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 03, 2021 08:33 PM (xopIz)

461 Dennis Miller would be a great casting choice for a Hunter Biden biopic...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

462 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

Food fight!

Posted by: Brother Bluto at August 03, 2021 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

463 Isn't it all .08% now thanks to MMADD?

https://youtu.be/3P-ruQ5mQ7c

Posted by: Robert - 31 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 03, 2021 07:58 PM (SckbM)


I think a couple of states have lowered the BAC to .05.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 03, 2021 08:34 PM (F0YaR)

464 BTW, the dead Pentagon cop was stabbed not shot.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (UHVv4)


Suicides by stabbing are uncommonly rare!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:34 PM (hOUT3)

465 @mccloskeyusa

Gov Parsons Pardons McCloskeys

https://tinyurl.com/yghansdn

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

466 450 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

Joe said he wanted to "vax the unvaxed"

duh

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:35 PM (YK4Qh)

467 ""I've got a friend with a mid 2000s Mustang and he
can't fill up the tank more than halfway because of some stupid
emissions control in the filler neck. For some reason most gas pumps
don't trip it right somehow. It's apparently a common problem.
""



Probably the frigging canister purge solenoid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2021 08:35 PM (VwHCD)

468 is it really a vax if you can still catch it ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (YK4Qh)

469 My son, who I recently visited, was bitching that "Okay I got vaccinated, don't give me any shit about wearing a mask."

Thing is, the vaccinated are the superspreaders for the Delta variant.

He started taking Ivermectin.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (xopIz)

470 Pentagon today not Capitol Hill on Jan. 6th.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (UHVv4)

471 Joe said he wanted to "vax the unvaxed"
duh
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:35 PM (YK4Qh)


We will only be safe when we have 1000% compliance with arbitrary diktats comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

472 452 Time lapse build of the M61A5 - https://youtu.be/QD3QMnzTWZY

The M61A5 in film - https://youtu.be/y1rJk2vTpH8
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (M5FBC


Dumb question. If one were interested in dipping a toe into gundam, what's the gateway drug?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (4fSQf)

473 Tuned into CNN just to see what they were talking about. "Florida the new epicenter of COVID!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

474 Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty vaxxer!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 03, 2021 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

475 473 Tuned into CNN just to see what they were talking about. "Florida the new epicenter of COVID!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2021 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

OFC.

Let them roll with it. Then the miserable bastard locusts won't be tempted to move there and wreck it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

476 is it really a vax if you can still catch it ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:36 PM (YK4Qh)



you are not catching THAT, you are catching THE OTHER

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:38 PM (V13WU)

477 385 You are making want to build the Tamiya F-14A but all the after market stuff is putting pause to that. Well I could skip that four frets of PE. That would make things easier.
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Speaking of F-14s Anna, what do you think of some of the recent VF kits available?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)

478 Tuned into CNN just to see what they were talking about. "Florida the new epicenter of COVID!"

and so it begins... the demonization of DeSantis. Hope he's up for it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (nxdel)

479 Doocy Challenges Biden About 'Untested And Unvaccinated' Migrants Crossing The Border

"You just said 'there is no wall high enough and no ocean wide enough to protect us from the virus,'" Doocy began. "So what is the thinking behind letting untested and unvaccinated migrants cross the southern border into U.S. cities in record numbers?"

Biden said that he is maintaining his order to send unvaccinated people back across the border, but it is more humane to keep unaccompanied children here.

"We have not withdrawn the order that is sometimes criticized saying that unvaccinated people should go back across the border," the president said. "But unaccompanied children is a different story. Because the most humane thing to do is to test them and to treat them and not send them back alone."

https://tinyurl.com/yjt5mnxw

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

480 Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't spikes in case counts and regional flare-ups EXACTLY what you would expect when introducing a leaky vaccine into the tail end of a viral outbreak?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

481 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: r




FUCKATHON!?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 08:40 PM (8tNUK)

482 This is what's giving me a laugh every 5 seconds tonight.

tinyurl.com/a3e4d9h4

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 03, 2021 08:40 PM (0V/8D)

483 @Breaking911

#BREAKING: Multiple Walt Disney Employees Among 17 Suspects Arrested in Undercover Child Predator Operation

https://tinyurl.com/yj38mdbm

Here's my shocked face -_-

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

484 #BREAKING: Multiple Walt Disney Employees Among 17 Suspects Arrested in Undercover Child Predator Operation

https://tinyurl.com/yj38mdbm

Here's my shocked face -_-
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:41 PM (cF8AT)



It's weird how child predators are always working near children.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:42 PM (4fSQf)

485 Is there a Brazilian vax?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2021 08:42 PM (WD9ZA)

486 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?

......

Start over jabbing everyone again.

The vax efficacy only lasts 6 months. It's already expired for the first people to take it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 08:43 PM (5We2S)

487 The country is safe now that 70% of the population is vaccinated against a cold virus from 2019.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Funeral homes do over wheeled they had ducks of bodies in uhauls with ice at August 03, 2021 08:43 PM (XIyJr)

488 It's weird how child predators are always working near children.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:42 PM (4fSQf)

It's uncanny, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at August 03, 2021 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

489 485 Is there a Brazilian vax?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2021 08:42 PM (WD9ZA)

no, just wear the bikini for a mask

Posted by: REDACTED at August 03, 2021 08:44 PM (YK4Qh)

490 Uncle Joe cares for the little children.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2021 08:44 PM (Jd8Rz)

491 473 Tuned into CNN just to see what they were talking about. "Florida the new epicenter of COVID!"
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Disney is well and truly short of $$$ these days. 'Cause normally they would've sent the legal sharks over to CNN and told the Leftard Newsies to cool the fearmongering during peak vacation time. Or else, Uncle Iger is gonna call some people, see?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 08:44 PM (W+kMI)

492 Coming in 2022:

"It's the single vaxxers that are causing the outbreak".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (5We2S)

493 Oh F this judges all to hell!

@CBSNews

Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody

https://tinyurl.com/yfn2qmoz

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

494 They'll blame Trump but they won't blame China.

They'll blame you but they won't blame China.

Posted by: ... at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (Sq5xa)

495 Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody

https://tinyurl.com/yfn2qmoz
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

So stop them for a broken taillight instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (6FeV1)

496 Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

So, blatant LIE. Bearing False Witness.

They are not sending anyone back... whether they test positive or not.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

497 It's weird how child predators are always working near children.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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We know best.

Posted by: Court Ordered Homosexual Scoutmasters at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (bk3Sg)

498 My Yukon has a 30 gal gas tank. It's amusing to go in for a fill up. Most of the time, I have to do that when it's half full because the pumps won't let me do a full fill up. They shut down before you hit $100. But it gets a bit over 16mpg and I usually fill it once a month.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

499 484 #BREAKING: Multiple Walt Disney Employees Among 17 Suspects Arrested in Undercover Child Predator Operation

https://tinyurl.com/yj38mdbm

Here's my shocked face -_-
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

It's weird how child predators are always working near children.
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My good Count, it's truly weird how many empty-headed bleeding hearts are always willing to "give the pedos a second chance" instead of telling the perverts to go get a job counting trees in the Rockies.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (W+kMI)

500 480 Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't spikes in case counts and regional flare-ups EXACTLY what you would expect when introducing a leaky vaccine into the tail end of a viral outbreak?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

If you're a lefty you'll expect states that didn't do what they were told to become "hot spots." So that's what your media will tell you and that's what you'll believe.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (BJKQV)

501 That is the genius of the biden presidency , plausibl deniablity.

it is entirely plausible he has not idea of what he is doing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (8tNUK)

502 495 Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody

https://tinyurl.com/yfn2qmoz
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

So stop them for a broken taillight instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (6FeV1)


This country will not survive partisan judges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

503
418 Cars are like da wimmin. They'll make it obvious something's wrong but won't tell you exactly what it is.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 03, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

High maintenance and rapidly depreciating?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)

504 Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody

https://tinyurl.com/yfn2qmoz
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)


Just wanted to see your registration. Oh, looking here...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2021 08:49 PM (rq2WB)

505 This country will not survive partisan judges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

Find out where the judge lives and drive them to his street.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

506 499 484 #BREAKING: Multiple Walt Disney Employees Among 17 Suspects Arrested in Undercover Child Predator Operation

https://tinyurl.com/yj38mdbm

Here's my shocked face -_-
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

It's weird how child predators are always working near children.
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My good Count, it's truly weird how many empty-headed bleeding hearts are always willing to "give the pedos a second chance" instead of telling the perverts to go get a job counting trees in the Rockies.
Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (W+kMI)

You don't have to be QAnon to believe that the reason Disney and friends are sexualizing children is because a lot of the people at these companies want to (or already do) have sex with children.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:49 PM (BJKQV)

507 495 Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody

https://tinyurl.com/yfn2qmoz
Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

So stop them for a broken taillight instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:47 PM (6FeV1)

Declare a state of emergency due to invasion... because the Supremes have said it is NOT the Court's place to second guess Executives during a crises.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2021 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

508 This country will not survive partisan judges.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

They should make judges explicitly partisan. No more of this "impartial" bullshittery. Judges are a political office. To pretend otherwise is silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2021 08:49 PM (6FeV1)

509
I think 95% of the time you get a Check Engine light or Check Fuel Cap warning, it's a bad sensor, not a real problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2021 08:50 PM (/U27+)

510 If the Gundam series says UC, Universal Century, that is the primary timeline. The M61A5 exists in the UC. Series like Iron Blooded Orphans and Wings are alternate time lines.

Short short version of the UC? The L3 colonies or Side around the Moon declare themselves the Zeon Archduchy and independent of the Earth Federation in UC79. In less than a year more than 50% of the humans in space and on Earth are killed. Zeon forces use poison gas to kill other Sides. Operation British is an attempt to kill the Earth Federation HQ at Jaburo by dropping a colony on Earth. The colony instead crashes at Sydney wiping out most of Australia and altering Earth's climate. Then Zeon forces occupy portions of the Earth. Finally Christmas time UC80 both sides cease hostilities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:50 PM (M5FBC)

511 That is the genius of the biden presidency , plausibl deniablity.

it is entirely plausible he has not idea of what he is doing.
Posted by: confederatefifth
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Awwww, c'mon man. It's the thing...you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joey at August 03, 2021 08:50 PM (830x5)

512 You don't have to stop vehicles that are transporting illegals.

You could just follow them and then sit behind them when they park until all the illegals inside the trailer die of heat stroke.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2021 08:51 PM (5We2S)

513 I think 95% of the time you get a Check Engine light or Check Fuel Cap warning, it's a bad sensor, not a real problem.
Posted by: Hadrian
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If smoke is coming out, it's the censer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2021 08:52 PM (830x5)

514 455 450 US reaches 70% vaccination goal. Now what ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (V13WU)

Move the goalpost
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (BJKQV)


Now we need 80%. Then you move to requiring vaccine passports nationwide because you can't tell who is actually vaccinated vs. not vaccinated and businesses need a quick an easy way to determine if they can admit you or not.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2021 08:53 PM (vMCab)

515 Judge blocks Texas governor's plan to stop vehicles suspected of transporting migrants released from federal custody.

Ignore it. Obama did it frequently. Never really paid a price.

Make the Feds over react. Light the fuse Abbott, do it, do it now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2021 08:53 PM (BFigT)

516 This is insanity! So a governer has no control over his own state anymore I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 08:53 PM (nxdel)

517 The Evil Empire just wants borders gone.

Then you have continents with rulers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2021 08:54 PM (4fSQf)

518 Willowed
I stand in full support of Governor Cuomo's sexual assault victims and endorse the statement made by the rest of the brave men and women and others in his staff.
"To Cuomo's victims: F*** 'em again if they can't take a joke."

Posted by: Blocked for a your mama joke at August 03, 2021 08:55 PM (JjMWb)

519 The Feds are ignoring the court ruling on DACA. And they thumbed their noses at the over the eviction moratorium. Time for everyone else to do the same.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 03, 2021 08:55 PM (5HBd1)

520 Not been paying attention to many VF kits. Only ones in stash are the Bandai VF-2SS Valkyrie II w/SAP and the 1/48 Hasegawa VF-1S/A Strike/Super Strike Valkyrie in Fighter mode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:55 PM (M5FBC)

521
 So a governer has no control over his own state anymore I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2021 08:53 PM (nxdel)

_________

Why, no. He's just a viceroy ruling over an administrative district of the Central Committee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 03, 2021 08:55 PM (/U27+)

522 472 452 Time lapse build of the M61A5 - https://youtu.be/QD3QMnzTWZY

The M61A5 in film - https://youtu.be/y1rJk2vTpH8
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2021 08:31 PM (M5FBC

Dumb question. If one were interested in dipping a toe into gundam, what's the gateway drug?
======
Believe it or not, Bandai actually has starter kits for people. But you've got the skill to start out 1/144 High Grade no problem.
https://www.gundamplanet.com/gundam/high-grade.html
1/144 Real Grade has much better detail, but some of the parts can be delicate. 1/100 Master Grade is for the masters of Gundam modeling.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 03, 2021 08:55 PM (W+kMI)

523 Pakistan has cut cellphone service to the unvaccinated. Coming soon to us.

Posted by: four seasons at August 03, 2021 08:56 PM (PisyI)

524

Ontus noodus est!

Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2021 08:56 PM (ndLSM)

525 Move the goalpost
Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 08:32 PM (BJKQV)

Now we need 80%. Then you move to requiring vaccine passports nationwide because you can't tell who is actually vaccinated vs. not vaccinated and businesses need a quick an easy way to determine if they can admit you or not.
Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2021 08:53 PM (vMCab)

yeah...

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2021 08:56 PM (V13WU)

526 523 Pakistan has cut cellphone service to the unvaccinated. Coming soon to us.
Posted by: four seasons at August 03, 2021 08:56 PM (PisyI)

Here's me being shocked that Pakistan has cellphone service.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 03, 2021 09:10 PM (BJKQV)

527 If you have no borders, then you have no nations.

Posted by: jmel at August 03, 2021 10:21 PM (bVhJi)

528 Can't speak to the rest of them, but they're not wrong about Blackie's. Problematic name aside, it's worth stopping for if you're driving through CT on I84. Quality Rosol meats.

Posted by: 3 Angry Irish Inches at August 03, 2021 10:25 PM (2D4BT)

529 Pit bulls aren't dogs, they're bombs waiting to go off.

Posted by: rold at August 04, 2021 04:24 AM (Fntzm)

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