Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Justice for Nanook Edition

Raising a tiny kitten one-third of normal size. Into a tiny, but healthy, cat.

Rescuing an orphaned lamb.

Fostering a big stray who just starts following a family around as they walk their dogs.


Repost: A mini horse and a goose are unlikely best friends.

Rehabbing a paralyzed dog. Spoiler: She will walk again.

Steve Inman: Extremely careless bicyclist gets wrecked by a truck, but miraculously escapes with just a warning. I doubt he'll learn from it, though.

Cop car plows through insurrectionists blocking its way.

Re-post: Homeowner takes on three antifa-dressed thieves hand-to-hand. If only he'd had a gun!

Reacting to Adam Kinzinger's speech after he won the Oscar for Best Crisis Actor.

This is a tough story -- a man and his son abandoned a ten-month-old husky at the side of the road, and the poor pooch chased after the car and his fleeing "family" until he could run no more.

The reason I'm linking it: They arrested the older man for animal cruelty. Someone videotaped the crime and reported it.

"I don't know how those people could get in that vehicle, see that dog in the mirror running behind them and then just drive off. I don't know how you could do that as a human being,' Ronald Comeau, who has been rescuing dogs in the El Paso area for six years, told KFOX.

'It hurts,' he added. 'The immediate thought that comes to mind for people that love animals is give me that person for five minutes in a dark room.'

Good news? The 10-month-old husky was adopted by a family within 24 hours.

Here's "Nanook" with his new family:

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Bonus:

Posted by: Ace at 07:29 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Test

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:31 PM (z5Vrg)

3 Hello?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:31 PM (z5Vrg)

4
The Bee gets edgier every day. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (Pe17D)

5 If Rod Butch would speed up his voice to that of a chipmunk it would be spot on.

Posted by: Bosk at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (FgPjD)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 28, 2021 06:34 PM (mOu1z)

7 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 06:35 PM (6WCwE)

8

bunny gently nibbling a tangerine

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:36 PM (Pe17D)

9 Cop ran over that dude like he was a Tsarnaev.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

10 Nanook a no no

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

11 Ni Hao.

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

12
Are we to see a return of the "Essential Worker?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (Pe17D)

13 "By the burned out Steak N Shake...."

Priceless.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

14 Local radio station has been giving away "four packs" of tickets this week to the ZZ Top concert just down the road this Saturday night. Gave away two sets between 5 and 6:00 today.

hmm

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (cknjq)

15 That bunny looks fake it's so cute!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (UUBmN)

16 Steak N Shake fries are the best. And also, not a sandwich

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 28, 2021 06:40 PM (Ae45Z)

17 Nanook is a good boy. Beautiful dog.

People fucking suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:40 PM (LYEvi)

18 bunny gently nibbling a tangerine

What? They couldn't find the lizard?

Posted by: Bosk at July 28, 2021 06:41 PM (FgPjD)

19 hilarious puffed-up news coverage at the Daily Mail, trying to put a good face on Simone Bile's bad decision.

They interview her poor teammates, who had to scramble to cover for her absence: "She's not a quitter."

All the comments say, yes, in fact, she is. She quit.

You have to love that all the highlighted diversity darlings aren't doing very well, and I'm sure part of the problem is the pressure of being a diversity darling instead of just a good athlete

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:41 PM (AwPyG)

20
Speaking of ZZ Top...

I watched a couple of Tom Petty's old music videos yesterday. It renewed my appreciation for Tom Petty's work.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:42 PM (Pe17D)

21 Nothing is more awesome than a pack of yipping Dachshund puppies running straight at you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 06:42 PM (QnTgm)

22 Got Cheap Sunglasses playing in the background.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 06:42 PM (Xcwpu)

23 See what we have tonight

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 06:42 PM (Cxk7w)

24 "She's not a quitter."

She has not yet begun to quit.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

25 @14

didn't one of the band members just die? I think I read it.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (AwPyG)

26 Maud'dib, I have something to send you. Is the business address OK?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (LM5sx)

27 Apparently, when Twitter flags Steve Inman's tweets Chrome won't open his tweets. Have to paste link into Explorer to view. (This also happens with flagged wrong think tweets from others in Chrome.) Weird.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 28, 2021 06:44 PM (AEuuE)

28 bunny eating orange > lizard licking orange

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:44 PM (20dZh)

29 Nanook is a popular name.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

30 >
26 Maud'dib, I have something to send you. Is the business address OK?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (


Yes, dear.



I have all sorts of ideas to send you for October!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (Ae45Z)

31 @19

As others have said, I think the main problem is that a lot of the Olympic athletes seem to be dependent on Adderall and pot which are prohibited in Japan.

So many of these kids are effectively junkies going cold turkey.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (QnTgm)

32 If Rod Butch would speed up his voice to that of a chipmunk it would be spot on.
Posted by: Bosk


*glareglareglare*

Posted by: lil' Ben Shapiro at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

33 didn't one of the band members just die?


Yep. Peacefully in his sleep, not crying and praying like the people in his car.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

34 Nanook of the North was a badass. Took a walrus all by himself.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

35
Still waiting for the photoshop of lizard cheney gently licking an orange pelosi...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (Pe17D)

36 Maud'dib, I have been having a sponge-y idea.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (LM5sx)

37 Can't believe how tiny Francis was

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

38 I did it all for the Nanook. The Nanook.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 28, 2021 06:47 PM (OssQ4)

39 >Maud'dib, I have been having a sponge-y idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (LM5sx)



Tell me more!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 28, 2021 06:47 PM (Ae45Z)

40 36 Maud'dib, I have been having a sponge-y idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (LM5sx)

You are going to start exclaiming 'Ben Had!' when you come on threads?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM (LYEvi)

41 Husky story
/me types... deletes.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM (K6DB5)

42 Merrick Garland sent nasty notices to all the Red States that their attempt at election integrity is a no go with them, hoser! Nothings say illegal like Garland telling you that he doesn't like you or your 10th amendment whining! Are you quaking yet? Because Garland is law, mother-f-ers!

Oh wait, Rod Butch says "meet me outside...not inside...the court, loser!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (5iUNf)

43 Even your dogs are privileged and peeing whiteness.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (ptq0O)

44 Thump Thump goes the sludge when you whack em with the cop car.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (8iyB1)

45 32 If Rod Butch would speed up his voice to that of a chipmunk it would be spot on.
Posted by: Bosk

*glareglareglare*
Posted by: lil' Ben Shapiro at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Ben's voice is not a binary thing. He is only high pitched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (LYEvi)

46 >You are going to start exclaiming 'Ben Had!' when you come on threads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July



It's a fair question

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (Ae45Z)

47 Maud'dib, I will as soon as they fix my email, yet again.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (LM5sx)

48 More Biles: apparently she'd left the door open to compete in the individual all-around, and there was a big backlash. So she's pulled out of that, too.

Everyone seems to think she didn't like the fact she wasn't going to win, and that's why she pulled out, citing "mental health issues"

And for weeks she's been all over twitter and instagram calling herself the GOAT (greatest of all time). She even had goat's head embroidered on her leotard.

Bible--something something about pride and falls

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

49 11 Ni Hao.
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

Wo TAI hao! Ni ne?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

50 Yet another post to a bunch of links to Twitter, Facebook and YouTube.

How much are you getting paid to funnel your morons, Ace?

Posted by: someguy at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (n6JQZ)

51 >>>didn't one of the band members just die? I think I read it.


yes, the drummer just died.

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (0G13K)

52 Ophthalmological discovery: Wearing amber/yellow shooting glasses while viewing a computer monitor cuts the glare and eliminates the bad blue light.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (gVDpb)

53 >47 Maud'dib, I will as soon as they fix my email, yet again.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:49 PM (LM5sx)


You could call me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (Ae45Z)

54 It's the lizard's night off.

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (uQuhA)

55 48 More Biles: apparently she'd left the door open to compete in the individual all-around, and there was a big backlash. So she's pulled out of that, too.
Everyone seems to think she didn't like the fact she wasn't going to win, and that's why she pulled out, citing "mental health issues"
And for weeks she's been all over twitter and instagram calling herself the GOAT (greatest of all time). She even had goat's head embroidered on her leotard.

Bible--something something about pride and falls
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

Hubris of a Greek hero.

Ask Odysseus how that worked out.

How's the wife doing, Ody?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (LYEvi)

56 About to watch "The Parallax View".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

57 Travel Report: Dallas Country Alabama remains the stinky armpit of Alabama.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

58 "Yet another post to a bunch of links to Twitter, Facebook and YouTube.
How much are you getting paid to funnel your morons, Ace?"

What links?

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

59 Aetius, that would never happen. I prefer to sit in the back of the room.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:52 PM (LM5sx)

60 Maud'dib, I have been having a sponge-y idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (LM5sx)

You are going to start exclaiming 'Ben Had!' when you come on threads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM


You don't want Ben Had exclaiming 'Kitchen Table!' when coming on a Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

61 *glareglareglare*
Posted by: lil' Ben Shapiro at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Kyle Dunnigan's Ben is pretty good

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:52 PM (20dZh)

62
What links?
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

What Morons?

Who is phone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:52 PM (LYEvi)

63 glareglareglare*
Posted by: lil' Ben Shapiro at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)



Shit, sorry. Almost stepped on you there, little fella.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

64 Kyle Dunnigan's Ben is pretty good
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:52 PM (20dZh)

Actually, it is the voice in my head when I read something written about him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 06:53 PM (LYEvi)

65 Nadia Comaneci > Simone Biles

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

66 thx, artemis, been wondering what that acronym meant, but not enough to bother looking it up !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (uQuhA) at July 28, 2021 06:53 PM (uQuhA)

67 Dallas Country Alabama remains the stinky armpit of Alabama.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM


T'aint nuthin'.

Posted by: Mississippi at July 28, 2021 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

68 Nanook shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

69 No, No, Nanook is my favourite musical!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 06:54 PM (UHVv4)

70 Maud,dib, why didn't I think of that? Dumbass me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:54 PM (LM5sx)

71 Simony Biles sounds like a Bond villian name.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 06:54 PM (Tnijr)

72
yes, the drummer just died.

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM


did not; it was the guy with the beard

Posted by: Frank Beard at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (DUIap)

73 Got a few chuckles
Didn't get much sleep last night so hitting the sack
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)

74 In Canada, are they talking about the death of a guy from Zed Zed Topp??

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (mZUr4)

75 @65

Remember Kerry Strug (sp?)

who vaulted on an injured ankle so her team would win the gold?

A different time, my friends.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG)

76

Y'know the thing about a bunny, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (63Dwl)

77 'Like a Mercedes going over a Tsarnev.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)

78 Nanook Nanook: A young dogs erotic journey from Anchorage to Minsk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

79 Cali has announced everyone 50 and over - including illegals which they made a big deal out of pointing out - will get free health insurance.

Free insurance, free housing (CA extended the rent forgiveness), free college, free food. Why is anyone working in CA? I ask this seriously.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (xT8SI)

80 Duncanthrax, I may have to add a byline!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (LM5sx)

81 76

Y'know the thing about a bunny, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 06:55 PM (63Dwl)

Probably because it's a burrower or something.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (z5Vrg)

82
Yes, it was Dusty Hill that died, the bassist, one of the bearded guys. As was mentioned, the drummer is Frank Beard, who does not have a beard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (f1Vqw)

83 My washing machine thinks it is the only agitator.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (ptq0O)

84 The GOAT thing is funny, really. for example, Nadia would probably be most people's pick. and there was a Russian girl that won a ton more gold medals than anyone else.

But neither of them fit the current narrative, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)

85 Night, Skip. You'll prolly be up at 2a.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (AEuuE)

86
Free insurance, free housing (CA extended the rent forgiveness), free college, free food. Why is anyone working in CA? I ask this seriously.
Posted by: Joe XiDen



and All-You-Can-Steal-Everyday-Under-$950!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:58 PM (Pe17D)

87 79 Cali has announced everyone 50 and over - including illegals which they made a big deal out of pointing out - will get free health insurance.

Free insurance, free housing (CA extended the rent forgiveness), free college, free food. Why is anyone working in CA? I ask this seriously.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:56 PM (xT8SI)

Working? I thought they were all still locked in their houses.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:58 PM (z5Vrg)

88 *waves at olddog*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (LM5sx)

89

Simon Biles is the Ryan Leaf of gymnastics.

She is a Looozer and a Primadonna.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Pe17D)

90 Yes, it was Dusty Hill that died, the bassist, one of the bearded guys. As was mentioned, the drummer is Frank Beard, who does not have a beard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (f1Vqw)

Read somewhere a while back that during their touring days Frank liked to unwind between trips in the tour bus by flying his collection of R/C airplanes in whatever venue parking lot they happened to be in...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

91 Which member of ZZ Top made occasional appearances on Bones?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (cSyAR)

92
The drummer. His name...it's a bearding word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (f1Vqw)

93 I think Dusty Hill was the one on Bones.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (5HBd1)

94 I like that the cop ran over a butt nugget with 2 wheels!

Posted by: Infidel at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (dYrVA)

95 Bible--something something about pride and falls

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

Does it say anything about blamtifa, Trump-hating c***s?

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (ElYwz)

96
Kevin Drum is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (Pe17D)

97 Wasn't Nadia Romanian, not USSR? Still!, point taken.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (OssQ4)

98
The drummer. His name...it's a bearding word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM


it's a mystery

Posted by: Frank Beard at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (DUIap)

99 I found a nice video of a deer killing a hawk just in case anyone believed they're harmless bambis: https://tinyurl.com/4zh7k5ne

Never let your pups chase deer.

Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (ONvIw)

100 and there was a Russian girl that won a ton more gold medals than anyone else.

Olga Korbut?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

101 I always wonder if those stocky short gymnasts are born with those bodies? Like a fire plug, and flat chested.

Maybe it's the physique that allows for all the flipping, and they self-select

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:01 PM (AwPyG)

102
Cali has announced everyone 50 and over - including illegals which they made a big deal out of pointing out - will get free health insurance.

At least from age 50 to 65 at which time they'll go on Medicare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 07:01 PM (63Dwl)

103 Evenin' Horde!

Hottest day of the year, and our A/C decides to go out. Based on what I've seen and read, I think a capacitor has gone out. Unfortunately, the earliest someone will be out to fix it is Tuesday.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 07:02 PM (CAJOC)

104 The hilarious thing about Garland issuing his ultimatum is the coverage of CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN and the rest...they all put their hands over their mouths and go "ooooh, now your in troooouble!" in some sixth grader girl's voice.

You see, to the MSM right now, the DOJ and Garland ARE the law! Not, you know, the actual law passed by Congress or in the Constitution or anything. They've become elementary school girls, pointing and hooting over any made up drama the DOJ presents. Its become a world of 12 year olds, and Merrick Garland ought to be personally and professionally embarrassed he's involved in elementary girl gym drama, but he isn't. He would have been probably the least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, and that includes the future, too.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 07:02 PM (5iUNf)

105 Since this is the cute animal thread. I'm here to report that I left a bowl of fresh picked blackberries on the table next to the back door. When I retraced my steps to find them, there were 2 squirrels helping themselves to the fruit

Lazy bastids, the berry bushes are 20 feet behind them.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2021 07:03 PM (Mo2gk)

106 But neither of them fit the current narrative, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)

Olga Korbut used to be a big deal too, but probably she didn't take adderall to put more spring in her step

Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 07:03 PM (ONvIw)

107 @100

I'm thinking of Larisa Latynin but there's another one with more, too

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

108 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:04 PM (HaL55)

109 Never heard an Olga love song.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 07:04 PM (ptq0O)

110
Did you all see that police car video of the two women policemen sitting in their cruiser, probably fingering each other, and an another car rolls by with a gang thug leaning out the window with an AK shooting at another thug walking on the sidewalk?

Yeah, when the shooting started, it woke up the two women policemen and they burned rubber out of there!
And, and, they never even reported the shooting!

Happened in Detroit, of course, back in April or May.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:04 PM (Pe17D)

111 yes, the drummer just died.

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (0G13K)

Spontaneously combusted, the poor bastard.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:05 PM (ElYwz)

112 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:04 PM (HaL55)

---------------

And a donut without a hole is a danish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

113
Billy Gibbons is the other bearded guy, BTW.

Me, I'm going break Afterburner and crank it. That's my favorite album. Stages, Planet of Women, Dipping Low, Woke Up With Wood, Velcro Fly, Can't Stop Rockin', Delirious.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (f1Vqw)

114 Olga boatman

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (AwPyG)

115 Which member of ZZ Top made occasional appearances on Bones?

Billy Gibbons. He played what'sername's dad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (HaL55)

116 Bible--something something about pride and falls
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG)

So a backlash about individual events, such a team player that Biles, goat, not GOAT

Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (ONvIw)

117 I think a capacitor has gone out. Unfortunately, the earliest someone will be out to fix it is Tuesday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 07:02 PM


The supply chains are in flux.

Posted by: Emmett Lathrop Brown at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

118 Merrick Garland warns Arizona Audit Team against removing labels from mattresses.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

119 >>67 Dallas Country Alabama remains the stinky armpit of Alabama.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM

Is it worse than Houston County, Georgia, by chance?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 07:07 PM (vuisn)

120 Hottest day of the year, and our A/C decides to go out. Based on what I've seen and read, I think a capacitor has gone out. Unfortunately, the earliest someone will be out to fix it is Tuesday.

Don't you have a neighbor with a Hate Has No Home Here sign? Chances are strong that theirs will work fine in your A/C unit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 07:07 PM (iMXIi)

121 "Is it worse than Houston County, Georgia, by chance?
Posted by: Dr. Varno "

That's "Howston" county yall.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

122 Dallas Country Alabama remains the stinky armpit of Alabama.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:51 PM

Is it worse than Houston County, Georgia, by chance?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 2

Or Butte, Montana?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2021 07:08 PM (Mo2gk)

123 Is it worse than Houston County, Georgia, by chance?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 07:07 PM (vuisn)



If it's not I am certainly glad to have never visited Houston County, Georgia.

Dallas County, the home of Selma, is the fastest depopulating county in Alabama,

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

124 And a donut without a hole is a danish.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM


It's still lickable, though.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

125 If anyone gets the chance to watch the new PBS documentary on Buddy Guy, "The Blues Chases the Blues Away", I highly recommend it. It's streaming on their website, too. What an excellent man.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)

126
Free Health Care? Medicare? Just about any health care? Hah. The face collander times are coming this decade. I can feel it in my bones.

The civil order is going to break down. The center will not hold. Best be polishin' up on your own doctorin' skills.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (f1Vqw)

127 And a donut without a hole is a danish.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now, uh... now you tell me what you know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (HaL55)

128 Dallas County has slipped past the event horizon and neither light nor hope can escape.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

129 Merrick Garland warns Arizona Audit Team against removing labels from mattresses.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

He has also suggested lengthy jail terms for anyone in Florida who thinks he's a ninny...which should just about make Florida a penal colony at this stage...

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (5iUNf)

130 Meanwhile, in Babylon on the Potomac; my sister just sent me a text saying that President Broken Brain is making everybody who works for the FedGov to get vaccinated and wear a mask. No exceptions. She works from home mostly but will have to get vaccinated and get regular checkups. I won't have to deal with it until I get back to Babylon on the Potomac in a couple of weeks. To any golfers out there, beware golf courses designed by AW Tillinghast. I went to one on Monday. Beautiful, well designed, and brutally hard to play. If your a high handicapper and spray the ball around, bring lots of extra golf balls. Yikes!

Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (LUyqH)

131 I love that Wendy Rogers of AZ has told Garland that if the feds come and try to interfere with an AZ audit they will be spending some time in an AZ jail.

And she's right, of course, but right doesn't cut it, anymore, so we'll see what happens

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (AwPyG)

132
Don't you have a neighbor with a Hate Has No Home Here sign? Chances are strong that theirs will work fine in your A/C unit.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 07:07 PM (iMXIi)


Absolutely. Just go over there and take it. They'll understand......and love you more just because.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (Fs5vw)

133 Some people want to make a world based on Olga love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

134 The center will not hold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM


Have ye not been reading some recent ace threads, laddie?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

135 Billy Gibbons is like a second cousin of Cedric Gibbons, who probalby won more Oscars than anyone not named Walt

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (YK4Qh)

136 Meanwhile, in Babylon on the Potomac; my sister just sent me a text saying that President Broken Brain is making everybody who works for the FedGov to get vaccinated and wear a mask. No exceptions. She works from home mostly but will have to get vaccinated and get regular checkups. I won't have to deal with it until I get back to Babylon on the Potomac in a couple of weeks. To any golfers out there, beware golf courses designed by AW Tillinghast. I went to one on Monday. Beautiful, well designed, and brutally hard to play. If your a high handicapper and spray the ball around, bring lots of extra golf balls. Yikes!
Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (LUyqH)

Actually what I am hearing from deep inside the swamp is you have a choice: Vaccination or tests all the time? maybe the chinese kind of tests? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (Irn0L)

137 Dr. Varno @119, I've been to both Perry, Georgia and Selma, Alabama and one thing I gotta say. It's easy to get fried chicken in both places, but Perry has more peach shakes and Selma has more fried catfish.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (0OP+5)

138 Houston County is home to Robins AFB and is one of the fastest growing counties in Georgia.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

139 @126

I think the left is genuinely perplexed that after last summer, civilization is still holding steady.

They don't realize that a lot of people are getting wise to them.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:13 PM (AwPyG)

140 >>>
At least from age 50 to 65 at which time they'll go on Medicare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 07:01 PM (63Dwl)
--------------

Unless big Joey changes the rules one must have earned so many quarters before one is eligible for Medicare.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:14 PM (gVDpb)

141 The supply chains are in flux.
Posted by: Emmett Lathrop Brown at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)



I can order you one but it will take two weeks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

142 "Olga Korbut?"

I think that was an Austin Powers character.

Posted by: Bosk at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (FgPjD)

143 I think the left is genuinely perplexed that after last summer, civilization is still holding steady.

They don't realize that a lot of people are getting wise to them.
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:13 PM (AwPyG)

I'm not sure we know this yet

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (YK4Qh)

144 Here's an anecdote: when we went to Hawaii for vacation, we were told if we weren't vaccinated we'd have to take a "rapid test" on landing, and wait for the result before being allowed to enter.

But it never happened--no one cared.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (AwPyG)

145 Is it worse than Houston County, Georgia, by chance?
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Is the gas station strip club still in north Houston County? lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (CCDfQ)

146 Unless big Joey changes the rules one must have earned so many quarters before one is eligible for Medicare.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:14 PM


No problem. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: The Obama Staff Behind The Green Curtain at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

147 Some people want to make a world based on Olga love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know?
Posted by: andycanuck

For the Current Year

She did a tight flip
And then she was a he
O-L-G-A Olga

Posted by: Kinky Miklos at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

148
Here's the video of the scene in Detroit I described above:

https://youtu.be/JQaKopJiXaE?t=110

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (Pe17D)

149 I broke down in Perry GA on the way to a funeral I never made it to, and my experience of it is a deserted wasteland of body shops, pawn shops and nameless concrete bunkers with iron bars over the windows.
Other than that I'm sure it's a great place.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (vuisn)

150 136:Actually what I am hearing from deep inside the swamp is you have a choice: Vaccination or tests all the time? maybe the chinese kind of tests? LOL


Ah, ok. I got the jab a few months ago. Wasn't given much choice by the beltway bandit I work for. I'm 'Essential'. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (LUyqH)

151 I was always taught that if I had a brother in prison and a brother in Georgia, the right thing to do was to bust the one out of Georgia first.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (PJcAW)

152 Making McMex citizens. So many so fast. We can forgive them but not their new overlords.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM (ptq0O)

153 "my sister just sent me a text saying that President Broken Brain is making everybody who works for the FedGov to get vaccinated and wear a mask. No exceptions"

When did you hear this?

Wife works for FedGov, last she heard (week ago?) they don't have to come back into the office until April, and they have to either be vaxxed or wear a mask, not both.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM (49Exr)

154 >>I love that Wendy Rogers of AZ has told Garland that if the feds come and try to interfere with an AZ audit they will be spending some time in an AZ jail.

According to the Constitution, apparently a little read document at the DOJ right now, Merrick Garland is a mere citizen from another state when jaunting around Arizona or Florida. He, and I might point out, anyone who's behavior he controls, is entirely subject to the state and local laws of that state, period. He may not like that, but he didn't found this country and he has zero say so as to the application of the 10th amendment to our Union.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM (5iUNf)

155 @143

If you can stand looking at the on line front page of the Daily Mail, which is pure leftist propaganda, and look at the comments section for each article, you will see it is about 100 to 1 people not buying the woke agenda.

And that's in England (although there are US commenters, too)

It quite gives you hope.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM (AwPyG)

156 "Is the gas station strip club still in north Houston County? lol"

I'm more interested in whether Austin's Yellow Rose and Red Rose are still in business.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:18 PM (49Exr)

157 Hottest day of the year, and our A/C decides to go out. Based on what
I've seen and read, I think a capacitor has gone out. Unfortunately,
the earliest someone will be out to fix it is Tuesday.

**

Go to walmart. Buy a big window unit. Use until Tuesday, return to Walmart and get all your money back.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:19 PM (PJcAW)

158 141 The supply chains are in flux.
Posted by: Emmett Lathrop Brown at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)


I can order you one but it will take two weeks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

---------------------------

Well isn't this place just a geographic oddity?! Two weeks from everywhere!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 07:19 PM (CAJOC)

159 Unless big Joey changes the rules one must have earned so many quarters before one is eligible for Medicare.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:14 PM (gVDpb)

What's your voting record, comrade? We may be able to finesse a handicap exemption if you're a solid D and have voted at least ten times in the past two elections!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 07:19 PM (hOUT3)

160 Fauci will soon replace fagazi

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 07:20 PM (YK4Qh)

161 According to the Constitution, apparently a little read document at the DOJ right now, Merrick Garland is a mere citizen from another state when jaunting around Arizona or Florida. He, and I might point out, anyone who's behavior he controls, is entirely subject to the state and local laws of that state, period. He may not like that, but he didn't found this country and he has zero say so as to the application of the 10th amendment to our Union.
Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM


They're so cute when they're young!

Posted by: CJOTUS Roberts, now with more standing! at July 28, 2021 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

162 Dallas County, the home of Selma, is the fastest depopulating county in Alabama,

**

That's such a bizarre thing, too. The most widely popular and famous county in Alabama among wealthy (D) politicians and black celebrities, and not a single billionaire like Oprah can be bothered to do anything except make money off of movies based on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:21 PM (PJcAW)

163 He may not like that, but he didn't found this
country and he has zero say so as to the application of the 10th
amendment to our Union.
Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 07:17 PM (5iUNf)

Good to see that you still have a sense of humor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 07:21 PM (hOUT3)

164 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

Hey don't run away now. Last thread you bore false witness and were asked to provide proof. And then you left. Pop back down there and show some integrity.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:22 PM (49Exr)

165
Some doctors will survive into the Burning Times. The based ones. They will be highly valuable people. Treat them well. When you barter for their services, make sure they get the best booze and best food, etc.

Pro Tip, and I know this from all the good zombie and post destruction movies: The best post-apocalypse doctors are chain smokers. They always have a cigarette hanging out of their mouths when they're treating their patients.

Make sure you have good cigs for them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 07:22 PM (f1Vqw)

166 Olga Humpalot. Was her name. Her lipstick was thick. Her dark hair cascaded from her thighs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 07:22 PM (ptq0O)

167 And a donut without a hole is a danish.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And a fat, lazy LT. Colonel is a bearclaw.

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:22 PM (arJlL)

168 Is the gas station strip club still in north Houston County?

*****

Announcer's voice". Now performing on hydraulic lift #2, It's Tawmi...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:23 PM (Xwt96)

169 I'd like to know what happened to make these changes:

Kamala was de facto president, but now she's getting bad or no press

Everyone needs to get vaccinated--scratch that, the vaccines really don't help

Both things changed on a dime

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:24 PM (AwPyG)

170 I'm more interested in whether Austin's Yellow Rose and Red Rose are still in business.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:18 PM


Austin was just in Singapore, badmouthing Americans I have zero interest in either his yellow or red roses.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

171 When did you hear this?

Wife works for FedGov, last she heard (week ago?) they don't have to come back into the office until April, and they have to either be vaxxed or wear a mask, not both.
Posted by: Hoyt's



I just heard about it tonight. It will be announced tomorrow. I'm on vacation. My sister sent me a text with a screen shot. A DoD popup on her work laptop saying wear masks indoor on all DoD installations, contractors and Feds regardless of vax status. So they are starting that up again. Glad I got that stupid shot. Its all bullshit. Constant streams of bullshit.

Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 28, 2021 07:25 PM (LUyqH)

172 "According to the Constitution, apparently a little read document at the DOJ right now, Merrick Garland is a mere citizen from another state when jaunting around Arizona or Florida."

I'm still trying to understand how the Speaker of the House has the authority to expand her private police force into Florida and California. Can someone walk me through that one?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:26 PM (49Exr)

173 I just heard about it tonight. It will be announced tomorrow. I'm on vacation. My sister sent me a text with a screen shot. A DoD popup on her work laptop saying wear masks indoor on all DoD installations, contractors and Feds regardless of vax status. So they are starting that up again. Glad I got that stupid shot. Its all bullshit. Constant streams of bullshit.
Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 28, 2021 07:25 PM (LUyqH)

I am going to telework a hell of a lot more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM (Irn0L)

174
Hey don't run away now. Last thread you bore false witness and were asked to provide proof. And then you left. Pop back down there and show some integrity.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters


Are you drunk?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM (Pe17D)

175 yes, the drummer just died.

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (0G13K)

Spontaneously combusted, the poor bastard.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:05 PM (ElYwz)



I thought it was a bizarre gardening accident

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM (mZUr4)

176 I am going to telework a hell of a lot more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM


"Could you open a little wider?"
-- Dr. NGU on Zoom

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

177
'm still trying to understand how the Speaker of the House has the authority to expand her private police force into Florida and California. Can someone walk me through that one?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:26 PM


the "Good & Hard" clause

page seventeen, paragraph three

Posted by: H L Menchen at July 28, 2021 07:28 PM (DUIap)

178 They always have a cigarette hanging out of their mouths when they're treating their patients.

*****

Or the unlit stub of a 3$ cigar.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:28 PM (Xwt96)

179 1. Repeal the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.

2. Return to a cash economy, and a non-fiat dollar.

3. Teach everyone to play Golf.

Posted by: Auspex at July 28, 2021 07:28 PM (Xo3T0)

180 The drummer from Yes died?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (PJcAW)

181 It's up to individual states to apply the 10th amendment. It takes gonads to be a ten.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (gVDpb)

182 Allentown, PA 'welcomes' China Joe's motorcade...
https://twitter.com/TrumpJew2/status/
1420470499533074432

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (UHVv4)

183 RIP Dusty.


Damn. This sucks. Huge ZZ Top fan.

Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (4fSQf)

184
Phil Collins is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (Pe17D)

185 I'm still trying to understand how the Speaker of the House has the
authority to expand her private police force into Florida and
California. Can someone walk me through that one?

**

Do the locales accept federal dollars? There you go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM (PJcAW)

186
The drummer from Yes died?


I heard it was Joey Jordison from Slipknot who died.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (HaL55)

187 I am going to telework a hell of a lot more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM

"Could you open a little wider?"
-- Dr. NGU on Zoom
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

So I am basically 100% an administrator big shot now. No Clinical at all. Walter Reed emailed me today and said should they re-privilage me since I really have not gone over there to help out since covid hit. Personally I would rather go to Annapolis. We will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (Irn0L)

188 "Is the gas station strip club still in north Houston County? "

They have sure tried to get rid of it but I think it's still there with the sex toy store.

There is not much to Perry except the old part of town. Some nice old houses going back to 1820 or so. They try to be a nice little town.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

189 A prayer for Stephen Crowder, that he have a full and immediate healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (EZebt)

190 Teledentistry In The Age Of COVID

A German tele-dentist named Schemmel
Told his patient, "Ach! Mein Gott in Himmel!
Now listen you fool
You need just three tools
Ein webcam, ein Vise-Grip™ und ein Dremel"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (Xwt96)

191 The guy from slipknot died but ZZ Top member Dusty Hill just passed too.

Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 07:31 PM (4fSQf)

192 Drummers will replace butlers as chief suspects in murder.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM (ptq0O)

193 They have sure tried to get rid of it but I think it's still there with the sex toy store.

*****

This one looks nice, Honey. The Grease Gun™

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM (Xwt96)

194 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM


No.

Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

195 The Georgia National Fairgrounds are in Perry. They have a bike week coming up in a couple of weeks but nowadays those things are a bunch of old fogeys on tricycles.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

196 Muldoon, that is a masterpiece, even by your standards. And instant. And topical.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

197 The guy from slipknot died but ZZ Top member Dusty Hill just passed too.

Yeah, just saw that just now. That sucks big time. Great bass player.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 07:35 PM (HaL55)

198 Is the gas station strip club still in north Houston County?

***

Is that the biker bar next to the lingerie store

That's got them rollin stones lips up there in bright pink neon

And they're right downtown where everyone can see em
And they burn all night?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (PJcAW)

199 190 Teledentistry In The Age Of COVID
...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:30 PM (Xwt96)

-----------------

The trademark on Vise-Grips is a nice touch.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (CAJOC)

200 that is a masterpiece, even by your standards. And instant. And topical.

Posted by: rhomboid


******

Full disclosure, I pulled it from the archives.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (Xwt96)

201 Or the unlit stub of a 3$ cigar.
Posted by: Muldoon

Hey!

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Howard-Fine-Howard at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

202 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 07:27 PM (Pe17D)
"Are you drunk?"

Nah, when someone falsely accuses you of being an Federal Snitch, you ask them to back it up.

It's a cultural thing - honor, integrity. You may not understand. But it helps avoid another Salem, keeps innocent people like you from being burnt at the stake.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (49Exr)

203 I see Kevin McCarthy threatened you hold his breath unless the Democrats stopped the insanity.

Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (4fSQf)

204 That Allentown video is something. Country is pathetic and flailing, but there are some amusing things.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

205 It takes gonads to be a ten.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM


I know.

Posted by: Lena at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

206 'bama - and I assume you are AlaBAMA, of yore? - what did Kevin say?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 07:38 PM (OTzUX)

207 The sight of Dremels
Makes grown men tremble

Posted by: One Night in Bangkok at the dentists at July 28, 2021 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)

208 205 It takes gonads to be a ten.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM
----
I know.
Posted by: Lena at July 28, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)


Maybe I should come back for the ONT?

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 28, 2021 07:38 PM (ZDnMj)

209 Can't watch the dog video. Too horrible.

The Slow Joe vid with him railing against crack cocaine, next to a video of Hunter smoking some rock, is savage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:38 PM (II3Gr)

210 Perry White liked a good cigar, too.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:39 PM (AwPyG)

211 Hiya Insom !

How goes it ?

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

212 Sometimes you have to say your piece - and let things lie. Even the most spectacular digger in the world can only dig into the ground.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (ElYwz)

213 194 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM

No.
Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

Maybe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (II3Gr)

214 The drummer from Yes died?



The drummer part, yes.

The Yes part, no.

Posted by: Precise Miklos at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

215 Breaking News

Top member of SEAL team six says he is mentally tired and has withdrawn from an active mission in Afghanistan. Navy has awarded him a medal for bravery.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (2DOZq)

216 Re: Crowder

Lung collapse following pectus excavatum surgery is not unheard of and has generally good prospects for full recovery.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Xwt96)

217 Perry White liked a good cigar, too.
Posted by: artemis

He liked Lois Lane, too !

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

218 211 Hiya Insom !

How goes it ?
Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

Goin' alright, howzabout you?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

219 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM

No.
Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM

Who?

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

220 219 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM

No.
Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM

Who?
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

On first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:42 PM (II3Gr)

221 "I just heard about it tonight. It will be announced tomorrow"

Frack. That's wonderful. I've advised the Wife to put off getting the vaccine as long as possible, because we have additional concerns about how it would interact with her medications.

I was planning on waiting it out until she has to go into DC in April, so we could see what negative side effects panned out for other people in the ensuing 8 months.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:42 PM (49Exr)

222 Quack-Quack !

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:42 PM (arJlL)

223 The drummer from the Who died?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:42 PM (PJcAW)

224 He liked Lois Lane, too !
Posted by: JT

Lois should have been a 'journalist' in today's world - no problem! Superman is standing right next to her, but has glasses on, and she can't ID him. Crackerjack reporting there Lois!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (6WCwE)

225 Just an Olga-fashion love song.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (8uddF)

226 219 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM

No.
Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM

Who?
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

On first.

No. Guess Who.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

227 206 'bama - and I assume you are AlaBAMA, of yore? - what did Kevin say?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 07:38 PM (OTzUX)


Yeah. That's me. I guess I really should change back.

He and others are upset about the mask mandate, likely because it actually affects them.

Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (4fSQf)

228 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.
So you don't forget, mail by midnight tonight.

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (X5CsJ)

229 Three minutes from closing up for good and packing away my mobile C2 servers, everything from the last year just coalesced into success this afternoon. Three weeks of hell outside at the Ft. Worth NAS JRB has paid for my last 8 months of labor.
Breaking everything down tomorrow, and driving back home on Friday. Be good to get back home with Smash & Junior-ette.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (ZDnMj) at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (ZDnMj)

230 There is not much to Perry except the old part of town. Some nice old houses going back to 1820 or so. They try to be a nice little town.
Posted by: f'd

Lots of nice towns in Georgia if you can get to the Downtown areas and other historical housing areas. They will surprise you. Georgia is far from what you see off the interstates.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (CCDfQ)

231 The drummer from the Who died?

THIRD BASE !

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (arJlL)

232 Pa Rum Pa Pum Aaaaaackk...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (Xwt96)

233 The drummer died? Well, you can't really dust vomit now can you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)

234 226 219 The drummer from Yes died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:29 PM
No.
Posted by: Laconic at July 28, 2021 07:32 PM
Who?
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

On first.

No. Guess Who.
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr

WTF?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (4fSQf)

235 228 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.
So you don't forget, mail by midnight tonight.
Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (X5CsJ)

Gregorian fries are way better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

236 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.
--------------------------

He will be buried in 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (ElYwz)

237 Perry White liked a good cigar, too.
Posted by: artemis

He liked Lois Lane, too !
Posted by: JT

Shoulda cranked up some Barry White

Posted by: Oh yeah (Miklos based this on a survey of wimmins) at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

238 I thought Walter Reed was dead??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

239 No. Guess Who.
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr

WTF?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (4fSQf)

I don't know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

240 Lung collapse following pectus excavatum surgery is not unheard of and has generally good prospects for full recovery.
Posted by: Muldoon

Ask your doctor if pectus excavatum is for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (6WCwE)

241 "Quack-Quack"

Aha! I bet you weigh the same as a Duck.

Someone go fetch the scales. And build a bonfire.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (49Exr)

242 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (Tnijr)

243 Wait, was it the Guess Who drummer or the drummer from the Who that died?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (PJcAW)

244 240 Lung collapse following pectus excavatum surgery is not unheard of and has generally good prospects for full recovery.
Posted by: Muldoon

Ask your doctor if pectus excavatum is for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (6WCwE)

Do not take pectus excavatum if you are allergic to pectus excavatum.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (II3Gr)

245 Guess Who??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

246 236 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.
--------------------------

He will be buried in 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:44 PM (ElYwz

I assume his casket costs 19.99.

BUT WAIT! Order now and you'll get two caskets for just ten dollars more!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (4fSQf)

247 Wait, was it the Guess Who drummer or the drummer from the Who that died?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:45 PM (PJcAW)

Naturally

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (ElYwz)

248 I don't know.
Posted by: Insomniac

Ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (6WCwE)

249 Do not take pectus excavatum if you are allergic to pectus excavatum.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

250 THURD BASE!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)

251 Lois should have been a 'journalist' in today's world - no problem! Superman is standing right next to her, but has glasses on, and she can't ID him. Crackerjack reporting there Lois!

Posted by: Tonypete

LOL !!!

Audiences were less demanding in those days !

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (arJlL)

252 I assume his casket costs 19.99.

BUT WAIT! Order now and you'll get two caskets for just ten dollars more!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (4fSQf)

Undertakers are standing by!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (II3Gr)

253 Wait I thought the ZZ Top death happened a few days ago?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (49Exr)

254 Dammit, Insom!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

255 I was watching Marcus Luttrell's speech at the 2016 convention. It was like watching another country in another time. Sad and disorienting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (H8QX8)

256 Wait I thought the ZZ Top death happened a few days ago?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (49Exr)

No, no, that's our shortstop

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (ElYwz)

257 Alan White was a great drummer. He also spent time with The Plastic Ono Band and payed drums on John Lennon's Imagine album

RIP

Posted by: Clueless Lurker at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (dR6lV)

258 Wait, was it the Guess Who drummer or the drummer from the Who that died?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

No. Yes.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

259 It is not recommended that you take pectus excavatum for COVID-19 unless you are involved in a carefully monitored and controlled study.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:48 PM (PJcAW)

260 253 Wait I thought the ZZ Top death happened a few days ago?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (49Exr)

They waited for his beard to die completely before certifying death.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

261 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.

But wait-there's more!

Posted by: The Amazing Reincarno-matic at July 28, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

262 Taking a road trip with the fiancé to drop my kids off with their mom and then take her kids to visit college towns for a week or 2. We are keeping it SE and Mid Atlantic.
Any interesting suggestions as far as private schools and smaller schools go?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 07:48 PM (CCDfQ)

263 236 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.

But wait, there's more.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

264 254 Dammit, Insom!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

265 Wait I thought the ZZ Top death happened a few days ago?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (49Exr)

------------

Yes, but the filing clerk goes in alphabetical order so it took a few days.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)

266 HotFart says even Don Freakin' Lemon doesn't like what happened to Tucker this past weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

267 As any 7th grader knows, he who sliced it diced it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 07:49 PM (PJcAW)

268 trump is warning the senators that they'd better not give the dems this infrastructure bill or they will be primaried, so maybe that's why there's this sudden mask mandate, to distract.

and the rent/mortgage moratorium expires at end of month

they have to crash the economy somehow

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)

269 Heh.

Someone vandalized Lebronia James mural with a painted clown nose.

Thank you, America.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)

270 God told Ron Popeil he had to *act now!*
RIP sir.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

271 Show of hands-

Who here ever used a Popeil Pocket Fisherman™?


And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:50 PM (Xwt96)

272 The man who sliced it, diced it, made Julian Fries, Ron Popeil dead at 86.

He had a great run but died a broken man. He never recovered from completely missing the Bass-o-matic phenom.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (6WCwE)

273 A bunch of people gave the Waterhead Molester a real warm welcome in PA. Also, just saw the first Tommy Copper Mask commercial for the new season of We're All Gonna Die.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (cddbh)

274 Bama, I also read that the new Space Jam is a massive flop. Apparently nobody can stand LeBronnaPrimaDonna any more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

275 I stopped pocket fishing years ago.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (Tnijr)

276 Dammit, Insom!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

It was very Insom-esq

Posted by: And Miklos was There at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

277 274 Bama, I also read that the new Space Jam is a massive flop. Apparently nobody can stand LeBronnaPrimaDonna any more.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)


Truly a mystery as to why people find him a fuckstick these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:52 PM (4fSQf)

278 I thought this was a story about the police drubbing the road warriors?
By the way, Stewart Copeland died...

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 07:52 PM (8iyB1)

279 "They waited for his beard to die completely before certifying death."

Must be temporal skipping again. This gadget was Made In China. You guys remember Biden falling down the stairs of Air Force One tomorrow night, right? It was covered Live.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (49Exr)

280 f'd, gotta admit it doesn't happen very often where I'm just walking down the street when suddenly I arrive at a quiet country stream where the fish are jumpin' outta the water, and I think to myself, "damn I wish I had a pocket fishing pole right now!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

281 there's this sudden mask mandate, to distract.


and the rent/mortgage moratorium expires at end of month


they have to crash the economy somehow
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)


Simply amazing how the liberal socialist democrats ALWAYS have a plan!
A destructive plan to be sure, but a plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (hOUT3)

282 "And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?"

They always made it look so appealing the way you could just stop at any old drainage ditch and whip it out.

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr)

283 Who here ever used a Popeil Pocket Fisherman?


And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?
Posted by: Muldoon

One-eyed trouser trout, one imagines

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)

284 f'd, LOL.

"Look what I fished outta the flood control channel honey! Beer cans, old pantyhose, and Willie Nelson!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

285 282 "And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?"

They always made it look so appealing the way you could just stop at any old drainage ditch and whip it out.
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr


I whipped it out at the fountain near the capital.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:54 PM (4fSQf)

286 They always made it look so appealing the way you could just stop at any old drainage ditch and whip it out.
Posted by: f'd


Cold and/or deep too.

Posted by: Miklos, not bragging at July 28, 2021 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

287 Simply amazing how the liberal socialist democrats ALWAYS have a plan!
A destructive plan to be sure, but a plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (hOUT3)

It's not hard when you're monomaniacal. The plan is who you are.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 07:54 PM (H8QX8)

288 Lesser known product: The Popeil Gawd-awful Snarl Untangler™

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:54 PM (Xwt96)

289 HotFart says even Don Freakin' Lemon doesn't like what happened to Tucker this past weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
-----------------

Don Lemon doesn't have thoughts of his own regarding high profile news stories. If he does you will never know them.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (ElYwz)

290 Hey JT are you a mod here?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (49Exr)

291 What I wanna know is, what happens when the founder of Ginsu passes?? Does OJ take a knee?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

292 I just had a bowl of raisin bran, just because.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (QnTgm)

293 They always made it look so appealing the way you could just stop at any old drainage ditch and whip it out.
Posted by: f'd

Did someone say "Whip it out?"

Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Bart at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (6WCwE)

294 ..., true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Beer cans, old pantyhose, and Willie Nelson!"
Posted by: qdpsteve

*****

Snort.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (Xwt96)

296 Saw Pectus Excavatum open for Men At Work back in '81 at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (W4eKo)

297 they have to crash the economy somehow
Posted by: artemis

Should've been allowed to crash and correct in 2008 without the FED and legislative and executive branches interference. This is long overdue.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (CCDfQ)

298 "204 That Allentown video is something. Country is pathetic and flailing, but there are some amusing things."
********
PA was a landslide for Trump until the Dems manufactured enough votes to steal it and our asshole Repubes stood by with their thumbs up their asses.

Posted by: Cosda at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (47EqL)

299 there's this sudden mask mandate, to distract.
and the rent/mortgage moratorium expires at end of month
they have to crash the economy somehow



how is that going to crash the economy

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (4Jold)

300 Didn't Ron sell a popcorn popper? The Air Pop or something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

301 Does OJ take a knee?
Posted by: qdpsteve

That would be Tonya Harding.

Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Bart at July 28, 2021 07:56 PM (6WCwE)

302 The hags on that bitch daytime talk show were upset by the Tucker incident as well. Even they recognize it as dangerous precedent for themselves even though, I'm sure, they have armed private security.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)

303 271 Show of hands-

Who here ever used a Popeil Pocket Fisherman?


And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?
Posted by: Muldoon

I used one in the Golden Trout Wilderness
A hiker that I ran into had one
it's pretty easy to catch trout there albeit they are small

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 07:57 PM (YK4Qh)

304 Remember Kerry Strug (sp?) who vaulted on an injured ankle so her team would win the gold? A different time, my friends.
Posted by: artemis


I hadn't heard of Biles or Strug until I read
https://polination.wordpress.com/
2021/07/28/champions/
No horse in this race, just passed along for your ponderance.

Posted by: mindful webworker knows when to hold 'em, knows when to fold 'em at July 28, 2021 07:57 PM (U3fW+)

305 No. Guess Who.
Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr


No third base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 07:58 PM (Irn0L)

306 302 The hags on that bitch daytime talk show were upset by the Tucker incident as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)
-------------------

What a crazy coincidence, huh? Don Lemon and The View all have the same exact thoughts on the matter. What are the *chances*?

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 07:58 PM (ElYwz)

307 129 Merrick Garland warns Arizona Audit Team against removing labels from mattresses.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)


If voting is the most important and sacred right in Our Democracy, then why isn't ensuring that each sacred vote is actually received, correctly tallied, and is not negated by an illegal vote the second most important and sacred right in Our Democracy? Over to you, Joe, and Nancy, and Jim Clyburn.

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2021 07:59 PM (AMIL/)

308 andycanuck, really?? That's a surprise. I woulda thought they'd start masturbating about it right on the air.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Nevergiveup, no sugar tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

310 I'm sure Tucker has security with him everywhere he goes, especially with family, and carries.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)

311 Merrick Garland warns Arizona Audit Team against removing labels from mattresses.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

And this prick was almost on the court?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (Irn0L)

312 @301

The sad thing about Tanya Harding is that she was far superior skater than Nancy Kerrigan.

Unfortunately Tanya had shitty taste in men.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QnTgm)

313 Hey JT are you a mod here?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters

I think more of a Rocker

Posted by: Quadromiklosphenia at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

314 "And if so, who ever caught a fish with one?"

**

I had a knock-off that I kept in my truck through college and up into my early 30s because I drove over a bridge daily and, if there were a bunch of locals fishing I knew they were biting and I'd pull over, too. Caught quite a few fish with it that way. The action was crap, but it wasn't worth much and I wouldn't even lock it away. I certainly would've preferred to have fished with my good stuff, but no one ever stole that little piece of junk and it served its purpose.

Finally broke when the white bass were running. Big ol' things, wouldn't even need bait on a shiny hook. They'd hit anything. It couldn't quite manage their enthusiasm, which I never understood. You'd think the line would break first, but no, the rod failed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (PJcAW)

315 Unfortunately Tanya had shitty taste in men.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QnTgm)



And wasn't very good in bed either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2021 08:01 PM (Irn0L)

316 Thomas: Tonya could do some things that no other skater could, true.

For instance, I believe she still has the only successful triple axel ever performed in competition. That was around 1991.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)

317 I woulda thought they'd start masturbating about it right on the air.
Posted by: qdpsteve

They'd better stay far away from anything that slices and dices.

Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Bart at July 28, 2021 08:02 PM (6WCwE)

318 Not to put too fine a point on it, but Don Lemon and The View aren't there to think, they are there to read from an approved script.

This is like some form of Gell-Mann, I swear. These idiot assholes say something that finally rings semi-true or like something we maybe want to believe is true, and people buy it.

They say what they are paid to say, within fairly tight parameters. And if they won't do it, somebody else will. Just my opinion, course.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:02 PM (ElYwz)

319 cafe thread always makes me happy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (oEn12)

320 Didn't Harding do porn for a bit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

321 292 I just had a bowl of raisin bran, just because.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (QnTgm)

Whoa! Let's not get too crazy now...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (LYEvi)

322 @310

Sure, but if Deep Donk and the LE/IC apparatus want you dead, you're dead, period, end of story.

So pray for Tucker's safety.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (QnTgm)

323 >>> Simply amazing how the liberal socialist democrats ALWAYS have a plan!
A destructive plan to be sure, but a plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 07:53 PM (hOUT3)


The left's plan is to do whatever will benefit them over the course of the next five seconds. If that includes lying, cheating, killing it doesn't matter anymore. They suffer no consequences for their actions so they've publicly enacted their private philosophy of, "do what thy will".

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (l6b3d)

324 Thomas, you're in for an eventful evening! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

325 The View.

Thanks -- lockdown brain freeze.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)

326 "Ask your doctor if pectus excavatum is for you."

I saw a commercial for a new drug on Sunday and I swear the statement of the possible side effects was longer than the commercial itself.

Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (gLRfa)

327 the rod failed.

Call me.

Posted by: Smiling Bob at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

328 Didn't Harding do porn for a bit?

*****

Two bits. She had standards.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (Xwt96)

329 Bama, don't think Tonya did porn.
She did do some really sleazy weird TV shows in the late 1990s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

330 @299

they're going to pass the infrastructure bill, grant amnesty, and extend the moratorium on rent while the news is constant mask mania.

It's not a coincidence.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)

331 The Top had the same members for 50 years. What a band.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (QZ/dC)

332 "I'm sure Tucker has security with him everywhere he goes, especially with family, and carries."

Yah but I would hate to be that detail. You've got the NSA gunning for your guy? And you're in the way?

Or what if you're Tucker - you've got to worry that NSA will get something on your security detail and flip them into working against you.

This sucks.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (49Exr)

333 @316

She could also do back flips in practice and demos, she was really was very good figure skater.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (QnTgm)

334 Two bits. She had standards.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (Xwt96)

Go to hell you funny bastard

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:05 PM (ElYwz)

335 Too Bad, what about the Ink Spots?
I think they released records from the 1930s all the way through to the 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

336
I see that AFL-CIO Don, Richard Trumpka announced they are all in on workplace vaccine mandates.

Maybe he'll soon find where Jimmy Hoffa is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)

337 Thomas, yup.

Back flips are illegal now in pro figure skating. Considered way too dangerous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

338 320 Didn't Harding do porn for a bit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

IIRC, she and husband recorded their honeymoon night. that was it, I think. Kind of a one off like Octomom*.

Classy folks.

*oh, and you recognize Octomom, chrome? Trashy POS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (LYEvi)

339 "Didn't Harding do porn for a bit?"

I think her honeymoon vid was leaked (by her?)

All I remember is that she had ugly breasts. I never looked at her the same way again.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (49Exr)

340 I could have sworn Harding did porn.

Maybe she just released a sex tape or something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (4fSQf)

341 Trump is threatening to primary any Pubbie that votes for the Biden bill.

Is that what is referred to as grooming?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (gVDpb)

342 @326

It's very hard to sue a pharmaceutical company, because of the nature of the product--it's called "unavoidably unsafe."

So if you give people the run-down on why it's unavoidably unsafe, then you have informed consent, and can't be sued.

So those aren't really commercials, they're CYA

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:06 PM (AwPyG)

343 Too Bad, what about the Ink Spots?
I think they released records from the 1930s all the way through to the 1970s.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Inexpensive ball point pens were the beginning of the end for them.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:07 PM (6WCwE)

344 Bama, don't think Tonya did porn.
She did do some really sleazy weird TV shows in the late 1990s.
-------
Look up her honeymoon tape and don't blame me.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:07 PM (+ya+t)

345 Rod Butch debate tactics = winning!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (oEn12)

346 >>> Didn't Harding do porn for a bit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)


Yes, but it all just looked really awkward as the technology just wasn't there in the late 1800s. Probably helped him win the R nom though. Cheeky monkey.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (l6b3d)

347 @341

It's a false choice, though, because if they pass the bill they get to cheat to win their primaries.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (AwPyG)

348 I love the Ink Spots, but the old saw about every single one of their songs beginning the same is true and kind of a turn off once you hear it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (LYEvi)

349 Thomas, you're in for an eventful evening! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

you nmed your pnis thomas?


(sorry just working on my confederatefifth impression)

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (ElYwz)

350 Oops.
Per Wiki, The Ink Spots were only together from 1934 to 1954. However, a lot of unofficial groups calling themselves Ink Spots have appeared since then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)

351 Bama, don't think Tonya did porn.


==

No ? Who did ???

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (V13WU)

352 @337

Yeah, it is true that they are very risky and can only be executed by a handful of athletes, which was the reasoning behind banning them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (QnTgm)

353 Yes, but it all just looked really awkward as the technology just wasn't there in the late 1800s. Probably helped him win the R nom though. Cheeky monkey.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (l6b3d


Thank the lord for silent films.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (4fSQf)

354 So happy for Nanook! I hope the asshole that dumped him gets run over by a truck. I've been watching a docuseries on Netflix simply called Dogs. Damn.. so many heartbreaking stories but also many happy endings. I can't make it through any one episode without crying.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (nxdel)

355 Look up her honeymoon tape and don't blame me.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:07 PM (+ya+t)

50 miles of whiskey and cigarettes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:09 PM (LYEvi)

356 "Look up her honeymoon tape and don't blame me."

Trust me, you don't want to see it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:09 PM (49Exr)

357 Tonypete, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

358 Just realized that Rolling Stones actually bypass the longevity of the Ink Spots by leaps and bounds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

359 Joe Biden lead the first wave of the B-52 raids of D-Day, he personally saved 1 million allied lives with his flying skills.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (gpKIi)

360 No ? Who did ???

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (V13WU)

No, no, he's on first.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (ElYwz)

361 Gab says the postal workers union is opposed to mandatory vaccines.

Which is interesting, since they'd be most at risk, one would think

This must not be going over well, I see the CDC lady is now saying it will just be a short time

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

362 361 Gab says the postal workers union is opposed to mandatory vaccines.

Which is interesting, since they'd be most at risk, one would think

This must not be going over well, I see the CDC lady is now saying it will just be a short time
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG

Two weeks, every week until next summer!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

363 361 Gab says the postal workers union is opposed to mandatory vaccines.

Which is interesting, since they'd be most at risk, one would think

This must not be going over well, I see the CDC lady is now saying it will just be a short time
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

I dunno. They are outside (at least the mail carriers.) Sure they interact with people, but I am not sure a lot of people chat with the mailman* these days.

*poor Karl Malone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:12 PM (LYEvi)

364 Oh boy, just downed an entire glass of orange juice..

AT 9 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT!!!!!!!

I'M MAD, I'M MAD!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:13 PM (QnTgm)

365 360 No ? Who did ???

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:08 PM (V13WU)

No, no, he's on first.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:10 PM (ElYwz


Here we go again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

366 'Cab driver, once more round the block.....'

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 08:13 PM (0OP+5)

367 364 Oh boy, just downed an entire glass of orange juice..

AT 9 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT!!!!!!!

I'M MAD, I'M MAD!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:13 PM (QnTgm)

Gonna have a sugar hangover in the morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (LYEvi)

368 364 Oh boy, just downed an entire glass of orange juice..

AT 9 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT!!!!!!!

I'M MAD, I'M MAD!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:13 PM (QnTgm)


Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (4fSQf)

369 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (+4oV5)

370 'Cab driver, once more round the block.....'
Posted by: Eromero

Wasn't that the Mills Brothers?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (6WCwE)

371 Just devoured an hour's worth of comments on this thread. I'm cracking up! Hordelings never disappoint!!!

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (mZUr4)

372 The Ink Spots left an indelible mark.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (/aiGx)

373 Tucker has a pearl handled revolver in his boot.

Posted by: Klaftern at July 28, 2021 08:15 PM (r4sI4)

374 Bama, don't think Tonya did porn.


==



she and her hubby made a fuckvid, sold it to some fuckmag for 10,000 usd

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:15 PM (4Jold)

375 The other thing I find risible about Garland, the DOJ and their press minions is the presumption of "supra standing" in a law suit against any state legislature's laws...there is none, fucking period.

They are as if a mere citizen, they represent the wishes of themselves and not some supreme over-arching group of Americans not named. This was the essence, the guts of the ruling in 2012 by the SCOTUS against the use of the VRA of '65 by the feds to stay any legislation at the state level they disapproved of, and it was the right decision to make.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 08:15 PM (5iUNf)

376 The sad thing about Tanya Harding is that she was far superior skater than Nancy Kerrigan.

Unfortunately Tanya had shitty taste in men.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QnTgm)

Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

377 Physician at John Hopkins:

Highly likely 80% or more of the population is immune to COVID. Yet the CDC and Fauci will not mention it.

Because, fear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

378 The Ink Spots left an indelible mark.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

*****

They were a blot on humanity.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Xwt96)

379 The Ink Spots: I don't want to set the world on fire -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIwm5RElRs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

380 All four of the original Ink Spots ended up in the pen.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Xwt96)

381 370 'Cab driver, once more round the block.....'
Posted by: Eromero

Wasn't that the Mills Brothers?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:14 PM (6WCwE)

Thanks TP. Now I have 'Across the alley from the Alamo' playing in my head.

'theres a broke down pony and a Navajo...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (LYEvi)

382 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note

Whoa! She always reminded me of Katherine Hepburn.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:17 PM (6WCwE)

383 All four of the original Ink Spots ended up in the pen.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Xwt96)

Is like watching a filmstrip in reverse...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:17 PM (6FeV1)

384 376 The sad thing about Tanya Harding is that she was far superior skater than Nancy Kerrigan.

Unfortunately Tanya had shitty taste in men.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QnTgm)

Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq)
-----------------

Just another side of show biz.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:17 PM (gVDpb)

385 @368

>>Drugs are bad, mmkay?


No, I've been trying to be good and eating a bowl of cereal and downing a glass of OJ at this late hour is not very smart.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:17 PM (QnTgm)

386 to the people passing by...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (LYEvi)

387 JUST IN -- American Postal Workers Union representing over 220,000 postal workers opposes #COVID19 vaccine mandates in a statement just released.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (UHVv4)

388 klaftern, Tucker keeps a .32 gun in his pocket for fun, he got a razor in his shoe.

He's bad bad Tucker G!!
Baddest man on the Fox TV...

(apologies to Jim Croce)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

389 in fairness to th, when back when she and her hubs sold their fuckvid 10,000 was not much money then either.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (4Jold)

390 "but I am not sure a lot of people chat with the mailman these days."

I had a surreal experience with the Post Office. My mail delivery suddenly fell off and I couldn't figure out why (lived here 12 years). Called the Post Office branch just 3 blocks down from me, and they assured me no one lived at my address.

...??

The lady actually argued with me for almost 5 minutes, because their computer was certain I was wrong.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (49Exr)

391
- Have girlfriend/wife
- film the seggs
- start watching and fapping to it
- start watching different seggs in porn
- girl gets justifiable pissed because seggs dies and she feels cheated on and not loved
- lose gf/wife because you a Low T porn brained coomer

Just why?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (CCDfQ)

392 That's what's so horrifying about the state we're in--the bad guys have no problem lying about jurisdiction or authority. And lying loudly, so very few people understand that they're lying.

And the courts will uphold whatever fig leaf they throw on it (it's a tax!).

The system is badly broken.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:18 PM (AwPyG)

393 So in this 70's movie a character is playing Pong.

Would their brains melt if exposed to something like, say, Overwatch? *I* thought it was overstimulating, can't imagine it wouldn't melt some retinas back in the day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 28, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

394 {{{Ladyl}}}
Good to see you here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 08:19 PM (hOUT3)

395 The Ink Spots were managed by Benny Rorschach.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

396 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July


You're BACK!

*snoopy dance *

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (gz95d)

397 oops, that should be Tucker C...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)

398 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note

Yes.

Posted by: CrossFit Coaches at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (CCDfQ)

399 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note


Nancy Kerrigan looks like Steve Howe. An awesome guitarist. He was in Yes. Yes had more than one drummer. Uh oh - I mentioned the drummers from Yes

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)

400 Warren Harding in "I'm a Little Teapot"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

401 "American Postal Workers Union opposes #COVID19 vaccine"

Oooh. Shots fired (it's a metaphor!)

Immovable object, irresistible force. Could get interesting.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (49Exr)

402 All four of the original Ink Spots ended up in the pen.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Xwt96)


So they turned their lives around?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (hOUT3)

403 right, this is the lne in the sand for usps workrs

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (4Jold)

404 Large group of illegal immigrants suffering from COVID were found inside a Whataburger in Lajoya, TX.

They had only days prior been released by Border agents after testing positive for COVID. The border patrol had rented rooms at a local hotel for them and others who were also positive for COVID.

So yes, Biden is shipping sick illegals around the country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

405 396 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July


You're BACK!

*snoopy dance *
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (gz95d




Just for you, sweets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:23 PM (4fSQf)

406 All four of the original Ink Spots ended up in the pen.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Xwt96)

So they turned their lives around?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (hOUT3)

Still a blot on there records.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

407 JUST IN -- American Postal Workers Union representing over 220,000
postal workers opposes #COVID19 vaccine mandates in a statement just
released.
**

The Post Office that is something like 50-60% black employees?

Gosh, what a mystery.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5cF8W)

408 @404

>>So yes, Biden is shipping sick illegals around the country.


So the opposite of recovery summer.


Retarded Monsters are running the country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:24 PM (QnTgm)

409 So yes, Biden is shipping sick illegals around the country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

410
she and her hubby made a fuckvid, sold it to some fuckmag for 10,000 usd

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:15 PM (4Jold)

I think he sold it after they broke up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 08:24 PM (BMmaB)

411 >> Highly likely 80% or more of the population is immune to COVID. Yet the CDC and Fauci will not mention it.

India, a shit country, has already done multiple randomized antibody testing. At least three times since this started. 68% of the population has been exposed.

However, no one here even talks about doing this. CDC, nobody. It wouldn't surprise me if they actually have, and are just keeping it and the results secret.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Mzdiz)

412 What's different this time is states like FLA aren't going to be nervous, like they were last time. I'd be surprised if DarthSantis allows any mandates at all.

which makes it interesting--there's nothing worse for the bad guys than having your premise proved incorrect in real time

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

413 Physician at John Hopkins:



Highly likely 80% or more of the population is immune to COVID.

****

(spikes football)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The CDC isn't tracking COVID in vaccinated people at July 28, 2021 08:26 PM (5cF8W)

414 However, no one here even talks about doing this. CDC, nobody. It wouldn't surprise me if they actually have, and are just keeping it and the results secret.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Mzdiz


Hard to get compliance when people aren't scared to death.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:26 PM (4fSQf)

415 I had a surreal experience with the Post Office. My mail delivery suddenly fell off and I couldn't figure out why (lived here 12 years). Called the Post Office branch just 3 blocks down from me, and they assured me no one lived at my address.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters

When your mailcarrier finally does show, make nice with him/her. I buy my mail lady hand cream every year for Christmas and she thinks I am the best customer ever. Stops and chats often, brings things up to the door that most of them leave at the box, etc.

Why no, I'm not above bribery. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:26 PM (6WCwE)

416 YOu can get an antibody test, if you want. Just ask your physician.

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)

417 Holy crap! Biden losing it even more -- scroll up from link as it's in reverse order:

Biden says he was VP for "President Trump," tries correcting himself, starts to blame Trump for "causing" the housing bubble, then corrects himself again

For some reason Biden claims he used to drive an 18-wheeler

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/
1420510612443078656

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:27 PM (UHVv4)

418 "Kerrigan ...slept with her coach and broke up his marriage."

But we get the Tonya Harding video...

[cue Kyle voiceover] This timeline sucks!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:27 PM (49Exr)

419 Retarded Monsters.. I don't know why but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 28, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)

420 @411

It's even worse; apparently there's a very strong case that the German manufactured tests were skewed to show "positive" to keep the numbers high

Which is why we were treated to "experts" explaining that asymptomatic people could spread the virus.

Like someone said on another thread--a complete collapse of science and medicine

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

421 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Mzdiz)

Too much hard data can really destroy a great working hypothesis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 08:29 PM (hOUT3)

422 My mail carrier is a NeverTrumper. She gets no hand cream for Christmas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 08:29 PM (Xcwpu)

423 @415

Also very important to give the trash collectors a generous tip at Christmas

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:29 PM (AwPyG)

424 422 My mail carrier is a NeverTrumper. She gets no hand cream for Christmas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 08:29 PM (Xcwpu)

That's NOT HAND CREME!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory's mail carrier at July 28, 2021 08:30 PM (LYEvi)

425 Dog abandoners, legal or illegal?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 08:30 PM (BGToW)

426 Tick tock

Posted by: 25th Amendment at July 28, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

427 Joe Biden made over 1000 flights for the Berlin Airlift. He famously dropped candy to the kids waiting at the airport fence line.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 08:32 PM (gpKIi)

428 Sarah Carter > Lynda Ca...

No... That's.. Just, just stop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:32 PM (QnTgm)

429 Biden may not make it through the fall.


No pun intended. Or maybe pun intended. Not sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

430 Highly likely 80% or more of the population is immune to COVID. Yet the CDC and Fauci will not mention it.

Because, fear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

A Commie Virus that only attacks the old and/or infirm, in vast contagious numbers? Shan't believe.

It came from the wild. The TV told me so.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:32 PM (ElYwz)

431
Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.

Posted by: Just a side note





She was not graceful looking on the ice. Her arm placement during her spins were just plain out nasty. It was like watching a spinning stick figure, or a spinning scarecrow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2021 08:33 PM (VwHCD)

432 Warren Harding in "I'm a Little Teapot"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

The progressives sought this little scandal out - it worked very well to tarnish Harding. But it was pretty much a nothing burger, even by the standards of the day. The hatred by the lefty progressives and post-modernists for America capitalism was growing at the time, and the press and a lot of Midwest (wisconsin) and NE politicians glommed onto it. T. Roosevelt was a very good President and very dim progressive candidate later. Wilson was an out and out Dem racist and tried to institute the usual "emergency" war excuse these folks do in order to persecute his political enemies. Harding was a great change back to the fundamentals that founded this country - the left hated him for it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 08:33 PM (5iUNf)

433
Asymptomatic spread was always a load of crap. It never happened. Covid was actuall spreading in the US no later than Oct. of 2019. (It likely leaked out of the Wuhan lab in Sept, if not late August).

But based on the lie that it started in Dec. led to erroneously high estimates of tranmissibility, leading them to believe there were a bunch of asymptomatic spreaders.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

434 Tick tock
Posted by: 25th Amendment at July 28, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

Does the 25th amendment allow for the removal of the VP?

Posted by: tbodie at July 28, 2021 08:33 PM (fcqmr)

435 Oh boy.

Lefty blogger Jeff Wells just wrote that he thinks his neighborhood vet clinic in WeHo is grossly overcharging to the max (~$1000) for neutering his dog, so he's gonna take her to a clinic in Rosarito Beach, MX.

I wanna make jokes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

436 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note

Yes.

Posted by: CrossFit Coaches at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (CCDfQ)

Kerrigan slept with the drummer from Yes?

And now he's dead?

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (ElYwz)

437 "When your mailcarrier finally does show, make nice with him/her."

Actually I should praise her since I just spent 50 words trashing her supervisor. The mailcarrier knocked next day in person to tell me she was "ashamed" that I fell through the system and would make certain future mail service was perfect, as a point of principle.

She really does take pride in her work and I could tell she was visibly affected by the lapse. That was pretty cool. I guess there are still some who take the words seriously:

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (49Exr)

438 They are as if a mere citizen, they represent the wishes of themselves and not some supreme over-arching group of Americans not named. This was the essence, the guts of the ruling in 2012 by the SCOTUS against the use of the VRA of '65 by the feds to stay any legislation at the state level they disapproved of, and it was the right decision to make.
Posted by: B


you are very chatty tonight.

when are you getting out of the ne?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4Jold)

439 does Dave or anyone in Texas have any input on that election yesterday? Trump's pick didn't win--do we suspect shenanigans or is the guy just as good?

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

440 436 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note

Yes.

Posted by: CrossFit Coaches at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (CCDfQ)

Kerrigan slept with the drummer from Yes?

And now he's dead?
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (ElYwz)

Who's dead?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

441 "Kerrigan slept with the drummer from Yes? And now he's dead?"

No he's third.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (49Exr)

442 There was a steady spike in vet prices when pet health insurance became a thing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (gpKIi)

443 JUST IN -- American Postal Workers Union representing over 220,000
postal workers opposes #COVID19 vaccine mandates in a statement just
released.
**

The Post Office that is something like 50-60% black employees?

Gosh, what a mystery
-

you get what you trash republican mail-in votes for.

Posted by: karma at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (YSaO6)

444 Also very important to give the trash collectors a generous tip at Christmas
----------
Great guys around here. One guy per truck, they bust some ass. I get better service just by leaving things neat to pick up and saying hey when I see them.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

445 Who's dead?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

-------------

The drummer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

446 She was not graceful looking on the ice. Her arm placement during her spins were just plain out nasty. It was like watching a spinning stick figure, or a spinning scarecrow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


******

AOSHQ

Come for the doggie videos, stay for the figure skating color commentary by a metal band member named Berserker!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (Xwt96)

447
DOn't get confused with the levels of exposure to this particular virus, and another 80% number.

Because of cross-reactivity with immune memory, about 80% of the population had some resistance to Covid to begin with. The other 20%, by luck of the immune lottery of life, did not. These were the only ones truly susceptible.

The Diamond Princess confirmed that. And subsequent testing showed about 80% had some memory recognition of the Covid virus to begin with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (Mzdiz)

448 Also very important to give the trash collectors a generous tip at Christmas
Posted by: artemis

Word - I leave the boys a couple cases of beer. They pick up all kinds of things for me that technically aren't allowed.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (6WCwE)

449 they did an antiques roadshow at Kerrigan's house.

She seemed nice. showed her medals, and outfits.

Still looks good

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (AwPyG)

450 440 436 Kerrigan was no sweetheart . She slept with her coach and broke up his marriage.
Posted by: Just a side note
Yes.
Posted by: CrossFit Coaches at July 28, 2021 08:20 PM (CCDfQ)
Kerrigan slept with the drummer from Yes?
And now he's dead?
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (ElYwz)
Who's dead?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

Abe Vigoda

-and Audrey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (LYEvi)

451 Biden is finding out the hard way that even his base doesn't want the vaccine.

Publicly.

And he said they were not very smart.

Publicly.

Too funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)

452 445 Who's dead?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

The drummer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

Phil Collins?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)

453 >>> she and her hubby made a fuckvid, sold it to some fuckmag for 10,000 usd

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:15 PM (4Jold)

I think he sold it after they broke up.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 08:24 PM (BMmaB)


Never allow the existence of pictorial evidence of yourself in a state of nekkidness unless you are a baby getting a bath, aawww adorable, or you're an adult and that's your bread and butter. Why is this so hard for people to understand? Its naughty fun! No, it is future revenge/blackmail.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (l6b3d)

454 439 does Dave or anyone in Texas have any input on that election yesterday? Trump's pick didn't win--do we suspect shenanigans or is the guy just as good?
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)
---------

Whom did they elect?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (gVDpb)

455 442 There was a steady spike in vet prices when pet health insurance became a thing
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (gpKIi)

Hmmm, wonder if there's a connection?

Posted by: Cost of medical care after HMOs at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (LYEvi)

456 JUST IN -- U.S. Senate voted to advance the debate on the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill.
7:19 PM : Jul 28, 2021

67-32 vote. 17 Republican Senators voting YES: Blunt, Burr, Capito, Cassidy, Collins, Cramer, Crapo, Graham, Grassley, Hoeven, McConnell, Murkowski, Portman, Risch, Romney, Tillis, Young

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:39 PM (UHVv4)

457 Biden is finding out the hard way that even his base doesn't want the vaccine.

Publicly.

And he said they were not very smart.

Publicly.

Too funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (4fSQf)

I'm sure the 55 million that voted for him are pretty upset.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:39 PM (ElYwz)

458 She was not graceful looking on the ice. Her arm placement during her spins were just plain out nasty. It was like watching a spinning stick figure, or a spinning scarecrow.
---------
Beat me to it. That whole group looked clumsy to me.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:39 PM (+ya+t)

459 And against all odds, Charlie Watts is still kickin'

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:39 PM (AwPyG)

460 Trump's pick didn't win--do we suspect shenanigans or is the guy just as good?
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

Not sure what Dave for Fla would say - but it looked like a push, really. The Texas Rep who won, a Navy Seal Vet, endorsed and supported Trump pretty loudly during his campaign. The widow of the former Texas rep who died, the one she took the place of, was a very pro-Trump person, but she really wasn't a politician - and she could be forgiven for that, of course, she was the Rep's wife. But she ran a rather clumsy campaign from what I hear....

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (5iUNf)

461 Never allow the existence of pictorial evidence of yourself in a state of nekkidness unless you are a baby getting a bath, aawww adorable, or you're an adult and that's your bread and butter. Why is this so hard for people to understand? Its naughty fun! No, it is future revenge/blackmail.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (l6b3d)


Huh?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

462 Simon Biles is the Ryan Leaf of gymnastics.

She is a Looozer and a Primadonna.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:59 PM (Pe17D)

Webster's Dictionary is buying the rights to her photo to illustrate the entry "annoying twat."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (BGToW)

463 >>> Who's dead?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

The drummer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

Phil Collins?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)


No, from from Spinal Tap.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (l6b3d)

464
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

That's just something that got tacked onto the New York post office. Just like that poem on the statue of liberty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

465 Who's dead?
---------
Rocky

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (+ya+t)

466 Audrey Hepburn banged Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (Xcwpu)

467 The drummer is dead ? what are we going to do ?!

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (V13WU)

468 67-32 vote. 17 Republican Senators voting YES: Blunt, Burr, Capito, Cassidy, Collins, Cramer, Crapo, Graham, Grassley, Hoeven, McConnell, Murkowski, Portman, Risch, Romney, Tillis, Young

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:39 PM (UHVv4)
--------------------

The Coven 17

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (gVDpb)

469 The FNM loved them some Kerrigan. Yet oddly they never had a story about her setting up her folks with some dough after she cashed in on her medal with the commercials and marrying the rich banker. I would have thought that would be a big human interest story, what with her blue collar dad working OT to fund her training if she insisted on setting them up with some retirement dough.

She might have done, and the FNM never covered it, they do suck; but I always thought that would be one icy selfish bitch, to not share the bounty with the parents that worked and sacrificed so much to give you that chance to succeed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (Aashi)

470 AOSHQ



Come for the doggie videos, stay for the figure skating color commentary by a metal band member named Berserker!!





Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:36 PM (Xwt96)

Did I mention that Mrs B is a frigging olympics/ice skating junkie? If I haven't watched 1000 hours of skating then I'm a rap artist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (VwHCD)

471 @454

Trump endorsed Wright (?) who I think was the widow of they guy that died.

But a man won. it was texas, so I was wondering if anyone knew the skinny.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (AwPyG)

472 Portman is a Dem - he just ran as a Rep.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (6WCwE)

473 Ryan Leaf. That's a name from the days of yore.

Trent Dilfer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 08:41 PM (LYEvi)

474 McConnell

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:42 PM (ElYwz)

475 Did I mention that Mrs B is a frigging olympics/ice skating junkie?

******

Ah! That explains it. Comment withdrawn.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)

476 @460

Thanks, that makes me feel better.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

477 Audrey Hepburn banged Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

He asked her for old times sake.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:42 PM (6WCwE)

478 @439

>>do we suspect shenanigans or is the guy just as good?

After what we've seen over the last 5 years, I'm of the opinion that voting is rigged to one extent or the other in Blue jurisdictions as well as Red jurisdictions, regardless of who's running them.

Data Point:

Per Dominions' coverage brochure, Texas is a client state.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:43 PM (QnTgm)

479 "Tick tock"
Posted by: 25th Amendment at July 28, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

Stop that. I've got $20 on martyrdom at 3-1.

AP - "President Biden suffered a fatal stroke today while being evacuated by Secret Service responding to a tip about a plot by Trump Loyalists. Speaker Pelosi has declared a State of Emergency and invoked Police State protocols until Emanuel Goldstein is found. Please remain in your local districts until further notice."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:43 PM (49Exr)

480 If anyone gets the chance to watch the new PBS documentary on Buddy Guy, "The Blues Chases the Blues Away", I highly recommend it. It's streaming on their website, too. What an excellent man.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)

I had the privilege of meeting him and shaking hands when he did a gig in Calgary. A gentleman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 08:44 PM (BGToW)

481 Republicans were mouse quiet about the obvious election rigging because most of them have benefited at one time or another from it. Anyone has a better theory, I'm all ears.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:44 PM (ElYwz)

482 Huh?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

Dude. Bogarting the pipe again. Pass. PASS!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:45 PM (49Exr)

483 @479

More like he'll die bravely saving a baby from a burning building.

Lots of chatter on gab that the sunglasses "Biden" is wearing a full head mask.

I'd believe anything, by now

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

484 Bama, don't think Tonya did porn.
She did do some really sleazy weird TV shows in the late 1990s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)



She beat the snot out of Paula Jones on Celebrity Boxing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

485 Some people want to make a world based on Olga love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

If Dominion Voting Systems sets up an office in Moscow, you might have "The Song of the Olga Votemen'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 08:46 PM (BGToW)

486 @481

I'm confident to a high degree of certainty that Haley Barbour's Mississippi was running clean and fair elections under his watch.

And Coke Bear winning the AK Senate seat on a write in was Democracy Manifest.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (QnTgm)

487
Republicans were mouse quiet about the obvious election rigging because most of them have benefited at one time or another from it. Anyone has a better theory, I'm all ears.
Posted by: ...


Did you ever hear the Washington Generals complain about losing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

488 Cost me $400 to neuter my dog recently. But that included a visit the day before to check his prostate (had to be sedated) and blood work before the surgery. And these days, they can get pain pills and stainless steel stitches. The old days were more like how Ben Had handles it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

489 @478

Yeah, I mentioned before that Tarrant County TX, which hasn't been Dem since 1963, elected Biden. The Elections commissioner is a guy who used to be an exec for Dominion, and then moved to Venezuela to handle Maduro's elections. (!)

And they he wound up in Tarrant County. Who put him there?

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

490 According to the Federation of American Scientists, new satellite data shows China is constructing 110 new nuclear missile silos in a new Cold War buildup.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

491 Did you ever hear the Washington Generals complain about losing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

Ha ha, true

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 08:48 PM (ElYwz)

492 If anyone gets the chance to watch the new PBS documentary on Buddy Guy, "The Blues Chases the Blues Away", I highly recommend it. It's streaming on their website, too. What an excellent man.
-------------
Great guy, thanks! Played Jeopardy with him in his bar in Chicago once. Didn't know it was him we so smart.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:48 PM (+ya+t)

493 "I'm of the opinion that voting is rigged to one extent or the other in Blue jurisdictions as well as Red jurisdictions, regardless of who's running them."

That follows. The GOP didn't fold on the Steal because they sold out, they kept their mouth shut because their hands are dirty too. Probably the Establishment Wings (E) of both parties rigging the counts to derail the Mr Smith Goes To Washington types.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:48 PM (49Exr)

494 Wright Man won?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:49 PM (gVDpb)

495 Biden is finding out the hard way that even his base doesn't want the vaccine.

Publicly.

And he said they were not very smart.

Publicly.

Too funny.



they are just as smart as rich voters

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:49 PM (TNYo7)

496 Audrey Hepburn banged Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 08:40 PM (Xcwpu)

No.

The universe is not stable enough to accept such a postulation, and, if true, all matter would collapse into the singularity while ejecting all humanity into a parallel universe where Screech from Save By the Bell relentlessly fucks Marilyn Monroe in order to populate multiple binary star worlds.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 08:50 PM (5iUNf)

497 Ah! That explains it. Comment withdrawn.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)

Well it was a good comment really. People could have easily bet their left nut that I know diddly squat about ice skating... and lost. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2021 08:50 PM (VwHCD)

498 I still await a schnauzer-centric lego/quarantine cafe post. Cmon man. The world is burning. At least gimme some schnauzer hijinx...

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at July 28, 2021 08:51 PM (lIDCz)

499 "She beat the snot out of Paula Jones on Celebrity Boxing."

Yah that was a bad call, former staffer VS former olympic athlete? Dancing on the ice isn't as easy as it looks, you can tell by how developed their legs get.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (49Exr)

500 @493

On conservative twitter before everyone was banned, they ran the videos of the dominion/smartmatic powerpoint presentations that were given to election officials.

They talked about setting the fractional vote count, or adjusting the "reject" ballot settings, etc, etc.

It was obvious they were telling the listeners that they could arrange it so they'd never lose an election

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)

501 >>> Lots of chatter on gab that the sunglasses "Biden" is wearing a full head mask.

I'd believe anything, by now
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)


When the Scooby-Doo kids pull it off who's going to be under the mask? I'll go first: Rombley. ... if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (l6b3d)

502
THURD BASE!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 28, 2021 07:46 PM (Tnijr)

---
sorry Amy, but no one wants to even get to first base with you, let alone third.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (lurxo)

503
According to the Federation of American Scientists, new satellite data shows China is constructing 110 new nuclear missile silos in a new Cold War buildup.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Why would they waste their money? They already won.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

504 According to the Federation of American Scientists, new satellite data shows China is constructing 110 new nuclear missile silos in a new Cold War buildup.


right next to the three gorges dam

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:53 PM (TNYo7)

505 Some people want to make a world based on Olga love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know?

**

Just an Olga-fashioned love song...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 28, 2021 08:53 PM (2CptV)

506 If one attributes a certain quality to the words, porn tape, Tanya's art work would be classed, sex tape.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:53 PM (gVDpb)

507 right next to the three gorges dam


Brilliant!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

508 503
According to the Federation of American Scientists, new satellite data shows China is constructing 110 new nuclear missile silos in a new Cold War buildup.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Why would they waste their money? They already won.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

Well the US had a bunch of nukes when it became the world superpower, so China hoping to be similarly successful will build their own set of cheap knock-offs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 08:54 PM (z5Vrg)

509 Tucker is to some extent a gun guy. He did a cameo on a Hickok45 video once.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

510 503

The nukes arent for us they are for India and Russia.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 08:54 PM (uRbeE)

511 The nukes arent for us they are for India and Russia.
Posted by: Joe


this is true, the thing nobody mentins is that the russians and chicom hate and fear each other more than any other natin.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:55 PM (TNYo7)

512 I do know this, I detest Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski's commentary.

They make Joe Buck and Chris Collensworth look like Doc Emrick and Vin Skully by comparison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:55 PM (QnTgm)

513 According to the Federation of American Scientists, new satellite data shows China is constructing 110 new nuclear missile silos in a new Cold War buildup.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This from a country that can't even make a decent hamburger? Yeah, no.

They'll blow themselves up first. China is the land of "almost right."

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 08:55 PM (5iUNf)

514 Olga's coffee is mountain grown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 08:56 PM (63Dwl)

515 Abe Vigoda's frozen jizz goes for 20g's/oz. On the black market.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 08:56 PM (8iyB1)

516 Don't forget Japan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 08:56 PM (4fSQf)

517 No, silos are way out west I believe, Xinjiang. Basic deterrence. Unlikely China will have a very credible/invulnerable sea-based deterrent for a long time, if ever, air-breathers also a no-go, so a large dispersed land-based ICBM stock makes sense.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 08:56 PM (OTzUX)

518 What ever happened to Elvis Stojko?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

519 Michael: *whisper* Get rid of Tessio. Make it quick and painless.

Tessio: You can't get me out of it, Michael? For old time's sake?

Michael: *whisper* Tie him up, and then beat him to death with a big catfish.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 28, 2021 08:57 PM (ybIRR)

520 Biden is finding out the hard way that even his base doesn't want the vaccine.

**

Yep. The people who wanted the vaccine have already gotten the vaccine. Next comes force, threat of jail, and barrels of guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 28, 2021 08:57 PM (2CptV)

521 India's been beefing up its border defenses, restructuring military allocations and a new missile system.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:57 PM (gVDpb)

522 What I wanna know is, what happens when the founder of Ginsu passes?? Does OJ take a knee?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

His last words? "It's been a slice."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 08:57 PM (BGToW)

523 Tucker is to some extent a gun guy. He did a cameo on a Hickok45 video once.
-----------
Shot full auto on his range iirc.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 08:57 PM (+ya+t)

524
Yep. The people who wanted the vaccine have already gotten the vaccine. Next comes force, threat of jail, and barrels of guns.
Posted by: M



no means no

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (TNYo7)

525 Notwithstanding the solid axiom: Children, matches. Soviets, nuclear energy -

The USSR had nukes and a very large force and managed to only pollute parts of the Arctic and their own country. China can handle them.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

526 >>> Cost me $400 to neuter my dog recently. But that included a visit the day before to check his prostate (had to be sedated) and blood work before the surgery.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 28, 2021 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

I'm imagining a dog woofing out moooonriiiiver

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (l6b3d)

527 He'd get further with barrels of bourbon.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (gVDpb)

528 @522

Ha!

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (AwPyG)

529 I do know this, I detest Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski's commentary.



They make Joe Buck and Chris Collensworth look like Doc Emrick and Vin Skully by comparison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:55 PM (QnTgm)

that fucking weirdo needs to be fired into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (VwHCD)

530 Some people want to make a world based on Olga love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

Nicely done. I had forgotten about them. Thanks!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 08:58 PM (49Exr)

531 488 Cost me $400 to neuter my dog recently.

==

I asked doggeh if he wanted to get his balls snipped and he said "can't you see I'm still licking them!'

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 28, 2021 09:00 PM (oEn12)

532 "India's been beefing up its border defenses, restructuring military allocations and a new missile system."

Wonderful. India/Pakistan is what keeps Foreign Policy experts awake all night.

Well, that and the time zone difference.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 09:00 PM (49Exr)

533 They make Joe Buck and Chris Collensworth look like Doc Emrick and Vin Skully by comparison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 08:55 PM (QnTgm)

Nothing of this Earth could ever make Chris Collinsworth appear to be anything more than the Martian Slug Mold as a commentator that he is.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 09:01 PM (5iUNf)

534 @529

There's gay and then there's Johnny Weir gay.

Johnny, we get it, you're gay balls gay and barely functional.

Can you dial it back to like, say, 8?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:02 PM (QnTgm)

535 Now, It's India/China - India/Pakistan.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 09:04 PM (gVDpb)

536 Nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2021 09:04 PM (4fSQf)

537 She beat the snot out of Paula Jones on Celebrity Boxing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

Olympic athlete versus a secretary. TV people have sick senses of humor.

Posted by: Dread at July 28, 2021 09:05 PM (MBvXX)

538 It's even worse; apparently there's a very strong case that the German manufactured tests were skewed to show "positive" to keep the numbers high

Which is why we were treated to "experts" explaining that asymptomatic people could spread the virus.

Like someone said on another thread--a complete collapse of science and medicine
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

Was Volkswagen involved at all?

Posted by: Mainah at July 28, 2021 09:05 PM (60SMO)

539 "Why would they waste their money? They already won."

India has been making noise about how COVID might have been a Biological WMD attack aimed at them. I don't recall the exact wording of their complaint, but it was diplospeak for justifying a nuclear counter-attack.

BTW anyone have Armageddon on their Apoc Bingo Card?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 09:05 PM (49Exr)

540 >>There's gay and then there's Johnny Weir gay.

Yeah, Johnny is actually the Tranny that Bruce Jenner dreams of being....

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 09:05 PM (5iUNf)

541 537 She beat the snot out of Paula Jones on Celebrity Boxing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

Olympic athlete versus a secretary. TV people have sick senses of humor.
Posted by: Dread at July 28, 2021 09:05 PM (MBvXX)
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Tanya had some lats. - see: tape.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 09:06 PM (gVDpb)

542 There's gay and then there's Johnny Weir gay.



Johnny, we get it, you're gay balls gay and barely functional.



Can you dial it back to like, say, 8?





Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:02 PM (QnTgm)
Gay to where Boy George yells fag from a passing vehicle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2021 09:31 PM (VwHCD)

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