Fauci and the Low-IQ Ditz At the CDC: We Changed Our Minds Again, Everyone Has to Wear Masks Again Until They Guess What Number We're Thinking Of

Children, who are at virtually no risk of even having covid, nevermind a serious case of it, will be forced to wear masks in schools to keep the human cattle known as "teachers" safe.

For some reason, I guess, teachers are refusing to take care of their own health and get vaccinated. So your kids will have to wear masks.

Must be all those Trump-loving teachers I keep hearing so much about.

Centers for Disease Control Director Rochelle Walensky held a briefing with reporters Tuesday afternoon and answered questions about the federal health agency's latest reversal on mask wearing. Because children 12 and under are ineligible for the vaccine, the CDC recommends they be masked indoors.

"To maximize protection from the Delta variant and prevent possibly spreading it to others, wear a mask indoors in public if you are in an area of substantial or high transmission," the CDC released on their website Tuesday. "Wearing a mask is most important if you have a weakened immune system or if, because of your age or an underlying medical condition, you are at increased risk for severe disease, or if someone in your household has a weakened immune system, is at increased risk for severe disease, or is unvaccinated. If this applies to you or your household, you might choose to wear a mask regardless of the level of transmission in your area."




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1 Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.

Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:10 PM (P2dXH)

2 I'm thinking....FIRST?

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 06:11 PM (V40IZ)

3 Dammit, Blago, you perfectly-coiffed first-stealing bastage...

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 06:11 PM (V40IZ)

4 Rookie mistake, read the content. Oh and Fuk Fauci

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (2pCaU) at July 27, 2021 06:12 PM (bogXd)

5 Masks have become the burqa. It is a religious symbol devoid of logic.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 27, 2021 06:12 PM (gtlCp)

6 Mad Cow Disease makes a reappearance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:13 PM (htTIe)

7 Most NYC teachers are not vaccinated. Probably Trump voters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

8 Ask them if those masks also work for asbestos removal. They seem so magical.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2021 06:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

9 These people are knuckle-dragging assholes

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2021 06:13 PM (oXNqT)

10
As I asked earlier, since these vaccines evidently provide only 3-6 months of protection, aren't some of the early recipients due for another shot?

And how many "rounds" of shots are we to get?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:14 PM (kpKUH)

11
Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.
Posted by: Blago


Not when they are the ones counting the ballots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

12 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 27, 2021 06:14 PM (mOu1z)

13 The CIA operatives who run Biden are fighting again.

No one knows who's in charge.

Thus the chaos.

Posted by: Oschisms at July 27, 2021 06:14 PM (Oqbhf)

14 Gotta keep the scam going through the midterms, to enable the mail vote fraud.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2021 06:14 PM (am54q)

15 When these people enter Hell, they will demand the demons wear masks

Posted by: Jmel at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (5U6om)

16 Wait! You mean despite John Legend the vax was not our shot?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (d9FiS)

17 The CIA operatives who run Biden are fighting again.



No one knows who's in charge.


Hope there are casualties

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (htTIe)

18 Democrats will suffer no harm at the ballot box.

Posted by: Dominion at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (rcyTR)

19 There is a part of me that really hopes that our Blago is actually Rod Blagojevitch

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (6FeV1)

20 Never gonna give it up.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (AwYPR)

21 Can't we just take that little poison dwarf 500 miles in the Pacific and leave him out there in a leaky inner tube and be done with him?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (VNmG1)

22 Look I got vaccinated in Early January, but I am no terribly concerned what anyone else does and I damn sure don't care what our left wing betters think. I a sick and tired of them trying to dictate what we think and do. Oh and while I am on rant that Jan 6th shit today, they picked the 5 anti-Trump cops this side of the Mississippi who cried and wailed and gnashed their teeth while kizzingmy ass and that bitch cheney cried along. Fuck them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (IHyjr)

23 >Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:10 PM (P2dXH)

Celebrate donk stomping on more of our liberties so that Team Red might pick up a few seats in the House and proceed to do jack squat? I'll pass.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (DXFDM)

24 Wait! You mean despite John Legend the vax was not our shot?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (d9FiS)

"Nobody needs more than one shot!!!"

- Uncle Nipplepincher

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (6FeV1)

25 Why, by the insanity of Cthulhu, would anyone who is not already vaccinated get vaccinated?

What possible benefit is there?

We were told that Operation Warp Speed was needed in order to get vaccines out so that normality could return. Welp. Here we are.

You want my WAG? And I am likely to be wrong here. This is all a huge push to reinstate the eviction moratorium that's due to expire on Saturday. Yes, I know multiple courts have now said the CDC has no authority to put out the moratorium but you think that's going to stop Biden et al?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)

26 Mail in ballots, coming to a city near you soon!

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (+ya+t)

27 Bring us a shrubbery!

Posted by: The CDC at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

28 What a shitshow.

Posted by: four seasons at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (PisyI)

29
If you look at psaki's answer to the Fox News cuck, she basically says "Because, that's why."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (kpKUH)

30 Ah yes - Rochelle "Sense of Impending DOOM" Walensky.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

31 WOOHOO!! Yet another round of Simon Says!

I'll sit this one out like I did all of the others.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (HT8XR)

32 Another year of school lockdown. Perfect.

Got front row seats to the world burning.

Posted by: trev006 at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (pc8nm)

33 *whacks the CDC with a herring*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (htTIe)

34 I really thought 20 going down this road was a loosing proposition, boy I had no idea how that didn't matter.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

35 DELTA FARCE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (sSzZe)

36 Methinks this move is designed to distract from the CRT shit fest that teachers are loosing. Do not question teacher.

Posted by: Puddi Head at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (QZCjk)

37 I'm confused here, the vax resistance isn't who the left seems to think it is. Paging John Legend for a refund.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (QZ/dC)

38
Fox News Cuck: "If vaccines work -- then why do people who have the vaccine now need to wear masks?"

psaki: "Because, that's why."

Fox News Cuck: [nods]

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (kpKUH)

39 Look at the sign language lady at the right of the Peter Doocy pic -- she's goin' all Mike Tyson..

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

40
As I asked earlier, since these vaccines evidently provide only 3-6 months of protection, aren't some of the early recipients due for another shot?

And how many "rounds" of shots are we to get?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


We'll have to wear one of those things the Jem'Hadar used to pump ketracel-white into their system.

https://tinyurl.com/rv9umdhm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

41 If you look at psaki's answer to the Fox News cuck, she basically says "Because, that's why."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (kpKUH)

Next up: CDC orders Americans to clean up their room. And for REAL this time, don't just shove everything under the bed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:18 PM (6FeV1)

42 Is Covid what ruined Psaki's pskin?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

43 Hint:

Buy Moderna and Novavax

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (sSzZe)

44 Kamala Harris immediately puts on mask, forces reporters to as CDC pivot spurs confusion

Pose much do we? I am trying really hard not to say cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (IHyjr)

45 I think what is going on is this,

1. The numbers last year were BS. (we all know this.)

2. The post-vaccine numbers are showing the vaccine is not working and as bad as last year if you account for the demographics, and number lies.

3. panic. force people to wear masks. tell them it is for vague reasons when in reality it is because they fear a big surge which will ruin their market for vaccines.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (gtlCp)

46 I await with great anticipation the day Fauci is in front of Congress and starts babbling about buffers.

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (ZsR3z)

47 Dr. Fauci is a fraud.

Do not listen to anything he or the CDC have to say.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (R/m4+)

48 Who in the hell here has called for a theocracy? I'm afraid i missed that.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 27, 2021 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

I called for a hardline amish fundamentalist overthrow the other day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (KtSap)

49 You know in her heart Kaitlyn is asking When are we going to start seeing the unvaccinated locked up?

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (Cxk7w)

50 The people who control Joe and this admin are eerily similar to Dr. Clayton Forrester. And don't call me Crow.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (QZ/dC)

51 Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:10 PM (P2dXH)


Now that right there is comedy gold.

Not only will the vast majority of "Americans" mask right up again, the worthless GOP will bend over and beg for the strap-on.

And come "voting" time, there is not one single fucking Democrat or GOP stooge up for re-election who will lose. Go ahead, "vote harder." Volunteer. Go door-to-door. Work on a campaign. Dominion still will toss your joke of a vote.

I'm ready to join those who want to get rid of the National Anthem. If nothing else drove home the point that this is no longer "the land of the free and the home of the brave," this past year has done it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (2JVJo)

52 Scott Bixby
@scottbix
Replying to @scottbix
With unmitigated spread, Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.

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We're just one step away from zombies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (d9FiS)

53 Who can psossibily not be psissed off at Psaki.?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (cSyAR)

54 Public Trust In Government Falls, And I Am Here For It

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (OssQ4)

55 We'll have to wear one of those things the Jem'Hadar used to pump ketracel-white into their system.

https://tinyurl.com/rv9umdhm
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

I want a bane mask..be cool to talk like him too

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (/6GbT)

56 when in reality it is because they fear a big surge which will ruin their market for vaccines.
Disagree. They fear a big surge in Bubba's genitalia if they go to prison.

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (ZsR3z)

57 Next step?

Wuhan Flu mutates into the Andromeda Strain

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (htTIe)

58 Look, we have already reached the Soviet era type of press, where nobody pays attention to what is said, but instead looks at who says it, who is standing behind him or who is not standing with him to figure out what the real message is.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

59 Inside Simone Biles mental health: Anatomy of an Olympics breakdown

Look she's a great athlete and I feel sorry for her, but this is what comes with bringing up a generation of snowflakes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (IHyjr)

60 The whole Scamdemic debacle has shown one thing:

These are not deep strategic thinkers we have let usurp the government. They are simply more bloody minded than anyone else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

61 Psaki to reporters, "don't make me stop this car!"

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (QZ/dC)

62 I'm ready to join those who want to get rid of the National Anthem. If nothing else drove home the point that this is no longer "the land of the free and the home of the brave," this past year has done it.
Posted by: M



yawn

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (C1cw5)

63
'new science' ... kiss my ass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (XaO9F)

64 Dear Everybody Who Thought Getting the Vaxx Was Going to Get You Back to Normalcy:

*inhales*
AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

YOU GOT PLAYED!

Sincerely,
reason

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (V40IZ)

65 With unmitigated spread, Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.


**

And that's because of the unvaccinated.

Because Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (sSzZe)

66 To maximize protection from the Delta variant...

You're never safe from Delta-crats.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (l0Lgi)

67 -
We're just one step away from zombies!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (d9FiS)


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (GbPPJ)

68 Next step?

Wuhan Flu mutates into the Andromeda Strain
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (htTIe)

In the book (and in the movie I think) that mutated into harmlessness in a week or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

69 How many fingers am I holding up? Wrong! It was a thumb!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (bCkNL)

70 >>>I await with great anticipation the day Fauci is in front of Congress and starts babbling about buffers.
Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (ZsR3z)

=====

Or strawberries.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (bBCDw)

71
Virus has maximum danger in month with "L" in it, such as Janualy.

Posted by: CCP Overlords at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (ejzCX)

72 Masks do nothing. Nada. Ziltch. Zero. Why mask. Because our betters have no other options. Fear fear fear of a virus that only immunity will stop. Vaccination or exposure are the only choices. Masks and partial lockdowns can't work. Even total lockdowns won't work. Masks are bs safety theatre.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (0OmEj)

73
What we're seeing this week is the Democrat nazis angrily trying to regain full control of the Narrative.

And it's working.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (kpKUH)

74 These people were always full of shit, they're still full of shit, and always will be full of shit. That anybody thinks they should be given one iota of credibility is an absolute travesty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (II3Gr)

75 But first it oxidized the blood to powder and then mutated into something that ate flesh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (htTIe)

76 Don't 99.5+% of people survive the KP Sicken?

WTF are they worried about?

All the hile, they are importing 3rd World Diseases from around the Globe via our Southern Free For All Border.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (++eoE)

77 The Senator questioning Fauci should have asked him "what part of "the same structure" don't you understand?"

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (ZsR3z)

78 63
'new science' ... kiss my ass
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (XaO9F)

-----------

"New science" is like when some Pentecostal televangelist like Perry Stone stops, twitches, and claims he just got a "download" from God.

WAIT, WAIT! WHOA! I JUST FOUND SOME NEW SCIENCE!

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (V40IZ)

79 I'm wondering if anyone believes this bs. Almost no one is wearing a mask where I am and I don't think they are going to start just because. Unless they start jail time for no mask or no vaccine, most people are saying fvck off.

Posted by: megthered at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (Kp6jj)

80 Who can psossibily not be psissed off at Psaki.?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (cSyAR)

She's just Saddam's spokesman from Gw2 in a skirt.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

81

We'll have to wear one of those things the Jem'Hadar used to pump ketracel-white into their system.

https://tinyurl.com/rv9umdhm
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I'm familiar.
And I liked the Dominion and Weyoon.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (kpKUH)

82 The mask is a placebo.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (am54q)

83 Masks have become the burqa.

After spending the day in airports, it looks like a slave muzzle.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (ELgVT)

84 Baghdad Bob at least could do comedy. "There are no tanks in Baghdad!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (htTIe)

85 But first it oxidized the blood to powder and then mutated into something that ate flesh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (htTIe)

Flesh, then the rubber gaskets on the airseals. That was what set up the countdown to the Nuke.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

86 Fauci -- Dinner at the Ditz --

https://youtu.be/inuDwCqbMZk

*btw, there are a few good tunes on this album...

https://youtu.be/hiSnsQaP9yk

**better than Status Quo...


Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (F0YaR)

87
You all realize that biden is going to be nominated (and "win") a Nobel prize this Winter, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (kpKUH)

88 WAIT, WAIT! WHOA! I JUST FOUND SOME NEW SCIENCE!
Posted by: reason

Watchtower Science and Tract Society

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (OssQ4)

89 >You know in her heart Kaitlyn is asking When are we going to start seeing the unvaccinated locked up?
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:19 PM (Cxk7w)

IIRC, she's one of the very enthusiastic proponents of using her media platform to cancel class enemies, so this is probably a very safe bet.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (DXFDM)

90 With unmitigated spread, Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.

Do these mental midgets still believe they have the power of God to control viruses? Not a single damned thing they imposed has even put the slightest dent in the spread of any virus.

I remember back in the day when government lied, it was to calm the public down. Now its wall-to-wall lies with only one aim: to create the largest human stampede over the cliff as possible.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (HT8XR)

91 I want a bane mask..be cool to talk like him too
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (/6GbT)

My husband wore a paintball mask to his doctors appointment. No one said a word to him and his doctor laughed.

Posted by: megthered at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (Kp6jj)

92 Because the gaskets were made from a material similar to human flesh. That poor recon pilot dissolving in mid-flight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (htTIe)

93 You all realize that biden is going to be nominated (and "win") a Nobel prize this Winter, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (kpKUH)

Nobel Piece (of shit) Prize

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (6FeV1)

94 50 first dates > 50 first inauguratins

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:25 PM (C1cw5)

95 I'm ready to join those who want to get rid of the National Anthem. If nothing else drove home the point that this is no longer "the land of the free and the home of the brave," this past year has done it.
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I'll sing it everywhere I go. I'm sure you won't have a prob getting out of the country.

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (+ya+t)

96 Masks have become the burqa.



After spending the day in airports, it looks like a slave muzzle.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM

I am not going to get on a plane until they lift the mask mandate in 2057 when I am 100 years old.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (JUOKG)

97 What possible benefit is there?

We were told that Operation Warp Speed was needed in order to get vaccines out so that normality could return. Welp. Here we are.

You want my WAG? And I am likely to be wrong here. This is all a huge push to reinstate the eviction moratorium that's due to expire on Saturday. Yes, I know multiple courts have now said the CDC has no authority to put out the moratorium but you think that's going to stop Biden et al?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 27, 2021 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)


They saddled a tiger and they're looking for a way off. This whole thing reeks of desperation.

My theory is that they expected to waltz in and fix everything because they were so much smarter than BadOrangeMan. They whipped up hysteria over COVID, and now too many people are taking advantage of it. They've committed themselves to vaccination as the solution to it all, and gave themselves a target of 70% which they thought would be easy to hit. Only it turns out that this isn't The West Wing where every problem gets solved in an hour with a progressive speech to convince the obviously wrong Republicans to see the error of their ways.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (jOcSX)

98 Biles has been called the GOAT for what, about 4-5 years now? A bad performance and a little pressure and she folds like a cheap leotard. Considering her and Lebron, I'm not sure people today get what GOAT means.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (QZ/dC)

99 yawn
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (C1cw5)


You disagree?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (2JVJo)

100 You all realize that biden is going to be nominated (and "win") a Nobel prize this Winter, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (kpKUH)

Why would anyone care? Nobels have been junk for a generation.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

101 Fifteen days to flatten the curve, so hospitals don't get overwhelmed.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (am54q)

102 She's just Saddam's spokesman from Gw2 in a skirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (eoQWY

It surprises me that self respect matters so little.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (cSyAR)

103 It deja wuhan all over again.

Posted by: Rex B at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (lyBUc)

104 I use old women's feminine pads for my face-mask to fight this virus..... This also reduces global warming.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (24+Vp)

105 Keep hoping the next trip to grocery store I won't see a mask wearers, hasn't happened yet, still catch 3 at least wearers

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (Cxk7w)

106 >The mask is a placebo.
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2021 06:24 PM (am54q)

The mask is a combination talisman and tribal signaling device.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (DXFDM)

107 Psaghdad Psob

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (6FeV1)

108 Celebrate donk stomping on more of our liberties so that Team Red might pick up a few seats in the House and proceed to do jack squat? I'll pass.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (DXFDM)

So much this

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (Nk07g)

109 You disagree?
Posted by: M


just tired of so many here that rage and scream and have no suggestins.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (C1cw5)

110 I use old women's feminine pads for my face-mask to fight this virus..... This also reduces global warming.

So Dr. Jill's used knickers are right out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (htTIe)

111 OK, I see it's going to be that kind of thread.

Later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (2JVJo)

112 My theory is that they expected to waltz in and fix everything because they were so much smarter than BadOrangeMan. They whipped up hysteria over COVID, and now too many people are taking advantage of it. They've committed themselves to vaccination as the solution to it all, and gave themselves a target of 70% which they thought would be easy to hit. Only it turns out that this isn't The West Wing where every problem gets solved in an hour with a progressive speech to convince the obviously wrong Republicans to see the error of their ways.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (jOcSX)

Seem easier to just lie about the vaccination rate numbers, like they lie about the case rates, death rates, causes of death, and damn near everything else.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

113 Wuhan Flu mutates into the Andromeda Strain

As if I needed an excuse to go full-on alcoholic...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (HaL55)

114 Who in the hell here has called for a theocracy? I'm afraid i missed that.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 27, 2021 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

That was Arrow Straight, East of Omaha, (and about 7 other different handles prior to that) and Scogg Dogg whos think that all the religious types are calling for a theocracy-but he doesn't have all the answers-which made me laugh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (k39e/)

115 Yes it does seem that way MPPPP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (htTIe)

116 Our love for the mask is supremo.

Posted by: Luchadores at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (a3Q+t)

117 I'm telling you, it's time to stock up on diapers before the hoarders get them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (bPH26)

118 Sooth that is a safe bet also

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)

119 This is all a huge push to reinstate the eviction moratorium that's due to expire on Saturday.
Yup, that's exactly what it is. They're going to get socialism, either all at once, or a bit at a time.

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (ZsR3z)

120
Suggestions for what?

This isn't a Think Tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (kpKUH)

121 She's just Saddam's spokesman from Gw2 in a skirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:23 PM (eoQWY

It surprises me that self respect matters so little.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (cSyAR)

You have to have a self first.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

122 These people were always full of shit, they're still full of shit, and always will be full of shit. That anybody thinks they should be given one iota of credibility is an absolute travesty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 06:22 PM (II3Gr)



Shit yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (IHyjr)

123 Obsessing on masks is an error in judgement, IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (BFigT)

124 Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (GGW9w)

125
May The Farce Be With You

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (kpKUH)

126 We are being punished for Biden's falling popularity, coupled with justifications to try to ram through "voting protection" and unemployment forever!

Posted by: sven at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (Lzpvj)

127 OK, I see it's going to be that kind of thread.


==


But...I haven't said anything....

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (V13WU)

128 Ive talked to friends from across the political spectrum about this in the last few hours. I can only measure those conversations in levels of pissed off. I suppose there are a few Mask Karen's out there. But in my sample of one they are a small minority. The part about masking kids again to go back to school is infuriating people.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (phYRn)

129 Masks will be permanent. No better way to dehumanize than blocking human facial recognition.

I started a new job in March. I wouldn't recognize most of my coworkers without a mask.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (gpKIi)

130 I'm telling you, it's time to stock up on diapers before the hoarders get them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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No problem, dood, we're gearing up now.

Posted by: Depends No. 2 Diaper Plant at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (bPH26)

131 Been a beautiful summer evening here, still 87 just a ever slight breeze.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (Cxk7w)

132 So Dr. Jill's used knickers are right out?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM


Eewwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Bronie Bros at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

133
just tired of so many here that rage and scream and have no suggestins.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:27 PM (C1cw5)
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Nothing new has been shared in the last six months.
But if it's the thread topic whatayagonnado?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (XgGMK)

134 CDC? Fuck those guys.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (jvt6t)

135 Fifteen days to flatten the curve, so hospitals don't get overwhelmed.
Posted by: davidt

"See, that would have been true if it wasn't for all the wreckers and kulaks who didn't fully obey."

That's always their answer. Was and still is, and will be tomorrow.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (OssQ4)

136 Looks like ADE is becoming a reality. (Proof from other mostly vaccinated countries as well like Israel, Iceland, Britain, Netherlands).

https://is.gd/qlu5HG

Vaccinated people carry a much higher load than unvaccinated people. This was predicted and is part of the ADE breakthrough problem. As the educated skeptics have been correctly pointing out from the start, Covid vaccines are literally worse than useless. (Cont)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 27, 2021 06:30 PM (q7yVj)

137 My daughter is a sophomore in high school. After today's conversation (she may have to wear a mask on her unvaccinated face, or just wear a mask, period), she said, "I love my country. I frickin' hate this government." Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Catherine at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (vdTIg)

138 Biles has been called the GOAT for what, about 4-5 years now? A bad performance and a little pressure and she folds like a cheap leotard. Considering her and Lebron, I'm not sure people today get what GOAT means.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 06:26 PM (QZ/dC)


It's my hyperefficiency theory again, just like what's happened to our economy, political system, etc. Basically in order to wring every last advantage out of her massive natural talent, she's likely had a massive amount of support, but also people who covered up the problems (such as the abuse) and as a result, she's very, very good, but incredibly fragile.

It's just-in-time logistics applied to training a gymnast.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (jOcSX)

139 You gotta' give it to whomever is pushing the messaging on this.
They've grabbed onto something just about perfect. The notion of compliance, to protect somebody else. It's the ultimate peer pressure. And now - sure as shit - they're mixing in little notes of Patriotism. They'll ramp that up, I think, as soon as they can. Right now, there's way more push-back on this than the media wants to report.
That push-back, in and of itself, is also ironic. Lets be honest - how many of us new Anti-Vaxxers used to give Jim Carey, Jenny McCarthy, Alicia Silverstone, Charlie Sheen, and all the rest a hard time for not "taking their shots" ? You know - before they all turned 180 degrees and insisted on taking this shot ?
Maybe we're just screwing up on messaging - and should link mRNA to autism.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (mntuw)

140 norms restored?

Posted by: Shoey77 at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (fcWVN)

141 She's just Saddam's spokesman from Gw2 in a skirt.
Posted by: Oldcat

And Hunter is Uday and Qusay.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (d9FiS)

142 Behold the power of the teachers' unions.

Which should not be allowed, as they are in the public sector.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

143 This wuhan flu nonsense has got to stop. H.P. Lovecraft was entirely correct when he said that the greatest and most powerful emotion was fear and that the most powerful fear was fear of the unknown. People are completely unhinged.

Let me know when giant purple worms are munching on a crowd of concert goers during a street festival (obligatory War against the Cthorr reference).

Then maybe I'll give a shit about COVID-19.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

144

They Shoot Unvaccinated , don't they ....


-A movie by Doctor Rochelle Walensky

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 06:31 PM (V13WU)

145 Fauci needs a new job as a sanitation worker if this imbecile can deal out the trash he can clean it up as well

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (wGqjj)

146 I saw that split screen video with both Fauci and Zuckerberg.

The world's two must punchable faces.

Posted by: Furious George at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (9vQJW)

147 With unmitigated spread, Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.


The MRNA vaccines maybe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

148 Centers for Disease Control Director Rochelle Walensky

Who the hell appointed this crazy bitch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

149 just tired of so many here that rage and scream and have no suggestions.

Posted by: confederatefifth
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I defer to adages occasionally voiced by my dad, 'Son, never telegraph your punches, and always keep you powder dry.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (bPH26)

150 The only "suggestion" i have is to keep your powder dry, stock up, and hope for the best.

History is shaped by Strong Men. And Strong Men don't hang about drinking and bitching with strangers on out of the way corners on the internet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (6FeV1)

151 Seen your right
The beatings will continue until moral improves

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

152 May The Farce Be With You
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM


Preach it, bro!

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

153 I'm surprised some here haven't slit their wrists yet.

I remember people here in 2008 and 2012 saying the election was fixed and McCain and Romney really won. If elections really were fixed everytime, how do you explain Trump in 2016? I think there's a margin of fraud, but it's able to be overcome.

Honestly, if you really thought it was completely rigged top to bottom forever and ever, why even follow or care about politics anymore?

It's like people on one hand saying Trump won by millions of votes, but it was hopelessly rigged. Then saying they really hope Trump runs again. Trump clearly doesn't think it really is unwinnable if he's making noises he wants to run again.

Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (P2dXH)

154 Who in the hell here has called for a theocracy? I'm afraid i missed that.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at July 27, 2021 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

That was Arrow Straight, East of Omaha, (and about 7 other different handles prior to that) and Scogg Dogg whos think that all the religious types are calling for a theocracy-but he doesn't have all the answers-which made me laugh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (k39e/)

I wish the "theocrats" were a 10th as effective as those types thought -- all that the commies are doing isn't scary to them at all, but the mythical theocrats who might disapprove of them terrify them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

155 CDC Director Rochelle Walensky: "This 'new science' is worrisome
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What? Is she saying the science ISN'T settled??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

156 'your', your powder

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (bPH26)

157 moral?

Morale nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (htTIe)

158 The CDC let the cat out of the bag when their statement basically said everyone is going back to masks because of the unvaccinated rubes. I guess they though that would piss people off at each other. Nope. People want to trebuchet Puddin Head and the CDC into the sun.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (phYRn)

159 "15 When these people enter Hell, they will demand the demons wear masks
Posted by: Jmel at July 27, 2021 06:15 PM (5U6om)"

And those masks will be made of asbestos !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (T/XHv) at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (T/XHv)

160 Seem easier to just lie about the vaccination rate numbers, like they lie about the case rates, death rates, causes of death, and damn near everything else.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (eoQWY)


In the short run, possibly. But numbers are difficult to make work when you lie, and doing so nationwide would be very difficult. That's part of the problem: they can't use a lot of their usual tricks of obfuscation and distraction. They've burned through too much public trust over the past few years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:34 PM (jOcSX)

161 They're going to pushing the vaccinated, who were sold the bill of goods that if they just complied that things go back to "normal", to hate the unvaccinated. The unvaccinated are going to be the scapegoat for all of the bad donk behavior coming our way soon.

Prepare for immense social pressure from many directions.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 06:34 PM (DXFDM)

162
What? Is she saying the science ISN'T settled??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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'Pay no attention to that *old* science...the one we referenced yesterday.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 06:34 PM (cGzEU)

163 *pauses*

When these control freak Karens enter Hell they will become masks for the flaming barbed cock of Shaitain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:34 PM (htTIe)

164 Teh sCiENce!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (jAjO8)

165 Posted by: confederatefifth
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Are you as disgruntled as me?

Posted by: Fellow insurgent, totally not FBI at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (FgPjD)

166
Speaking of Star Wars: Deep Space 9...

they had two episodes where they go back in Time to 2024 Earth during the "Bell Riots" with people living under an oppressive and corrupt government.

Dr Beshear was all, like, "how could they let things get this bad?" And Sisko was like, "Yeah, WTF?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (kpKUH)

167 Thanks Biden voters!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (jvt6t)

168 "Vaccine deniers are unhinged zealots," they shrieked at the dumpster, pissing the last dribble of credibility down their legs. "Those crazy bastards want to kill everyone and I wish they were all dead."

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (ghoDT)

169 This is utter bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (guGkK)

170 I defer to adages occasionally voiced by my dad, 'Son, never telegraph your punches, and always keep you powder dry.'
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You forgot 'Watch your topknot'

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (+ya+t)

171 Let me rephrase that:

Thanks Biden vote counters!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (jvt6t)

172 Anna your right

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

173
Close your mouth and breathe through the nose, it has sophisticated filters.

-Dr. Runner

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (V13WU)

174 Seem easier to just lie about the vaccination rate numbers, like they lie about the case rates, death rates, causes of death, and damn near everything else.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

In the short run, possibly. But numbers are difficult to make work when you lie, and doing so nationwide would be very difficult. That's part of the problem: they can't use a lot of their usual tricks of obfuscation and distraction. They've burned through too much public trust over the past few years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:34 PM (jOcSX)

But they are the only one who cares about the vacc rate percent, besides those who buy into everything they say.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

175 Again,

If vaccines work then why are the vaccinated so afraid of the unvaccinated?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (jAjO8)

176 Of course I'm right! I'm a neko-grrl!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (htTIe)

177 Anna rolled %17 and failed morale

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

178 Is Schiff real? If so, a real what?

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (r4sI4)

179 165 Posted by: confederatefifth
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Are you as disgruntled as me?
Posted by: Fellow insurgent, totally not FBI at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (FgPjD)

I'm listening.....

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (jvt6t)

180 when I next have to talk to.a karen I'm going to blandly point out that obviously the vaccines don't work after all.

Then observe that it's curious that the dreaded Delta variant only popped up after people started getting vaccinated.

Then I will shake my head and say "makes you wonder, doesnt it"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (oEn12)

181 Look, shamus, it is simple. Masks protect the vax. Get the disease. This isn't hard. Monkey men dance in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:36 PM (gpKIi)

182 We went to Walmart today to stock up before we start on the road again and it was crazy. People had full carts and the shelves were empty. A man next to me at the meat counter asked what was going on. He had never seen walmart so busy and so empty. I said I hadn't gotten any alerts but it was like people knew something was going to happen. He actually said "zombie apocalypse"? I laughed and said I would be the last to know.

Posted by: megthered at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (Kp6jj)

183 People can read a graph that shows infections slowly rising and deaths continuing to drop. Along with confirmed case hospitalizations. So easy even a Demorat can do it. This is a typical virus cycle. But you know let's not look at the past

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (phYRn)

184 Prepare for immense social pressure from many directions.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Bring it.

At least we are not (possibly) vaccinated super-spreaders.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (L3Rsz)

185 "Thanks Biden voters!"

All 12 of them.

Posted by: Bosk at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (FgPjD)

186 I defer to adages occasionally voiced by my dad, 'Son, never telegraph your punches, and always keep you powder dry.'
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You forgot 'Watch your topknot'
Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:35 PM (+ya+t)



Look out for your cornhole.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

187 Are we going to have an outbreak of Monkey Pox?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (htTIe)

188 Fifteen days to flatten the curve, so hospitals don't get overwhelmed.
Posted by: davidt


So lets invite in literally millions of people with diseases and no ability or intention to pay into the country, spread them around the country under the cover of darkness and lets see what varieties of plague they can distribute in the next few months - particularly as school is about to reopen and the kids who aren't quite physically mature enough to be sexually trafficked can be warehoused/kenneled in red-state schools.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (HT8XR)

189 Should head in, it's really perfect and would be better only if I was at the beach

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w)

190 Since progs love to project, I can't believe they DON'T embrace the national anthem. Land of the free, home of the brave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (gpKIi)

191
It could be as simple as the Democrats and Deep State desperate to keep Mail-In Ballots in place for '21 and '22.

I think that's 90% of what's behind this effort.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (kpKUH)

192 158 The CDC let the cat out of the bag when their statement basically said everyone is going back to masks because of the unvaccinated rubes. I guess they though that would piss people off at each other. Nope. People want to trebuchet Puddin Head and the CDC into the sun.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (phYRn)
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Puddin Head, aka "Il Douche."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

193 Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:33 PM (P2dXH)

wait, what?

Posted by: Quint at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (F2/Ok)

194 "Social Pressure" + "Social Alienation"


Like i said earlier: Not the deepest strategic thinkers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (6FeV1)

195

Are we going to have an outbreak of Monkey Pox?

===


#TwoWeeks


Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

196 CDC: Now put whipped cream on your head and sing 'I'm a little teapot!'

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)

197 Are we going to have an outbreak of Monkey Pox?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (htTIe)

I hope so, since it seems that meteor is gonna miss us. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (IHyjr)

198 Inside Simone Biles mental health: Anatomy of an Olympics breakdown

Look she's a great athlete and I feel sorry for her, but this is what comes with bringing up a generation of snowflakes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:21 PM (IHyjr)
what happened? Systemic racism?

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (7uCN/)

199 So according to biden, you're not smart for being unvaccinated, and according to the cdc dir, you gotta throw your mask back on your mug even if vaccinated. Quite the outreach program to reach those who aren't too keen on being vaxed.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (/N5me)

200
-- Take Vioxx, it's safe
-- Take as many Opioids as you want for as long as you want, they are not addictive
-- Vax your newborn with 30 different science juices within 6 months. It's safe.
- give your children hormone replacements and mutilate their genitalia, it's safe
-- put your elementary school aged boys on Amphetamines instead of exercise outside, it's safe

It's all safe because the scientists at Big Pharma who conducted the studies told me it was.

https://is.gd/pCKoCJ

Posted by: Modern Doctors at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (q7yVj)

201 It could be as simple as the Democrats and Deep State desperate to keep Mail-In Ballots in place for '21 and '22.

I think that's 90% of what's behind this effort.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (kpKUH)
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I've wondered the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

202 Are we going to have an outbreak of Monkey Pox?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (htTIe)



You been having sex with a baboon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (guGkK)

203 Your daily reminder that masking does not prevent viral transmission unless you are in a full MOPP Level Alpha rig.

Not a single peer-reviewed study concludes that masking works.

It's all kabukkake theatre.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (61tn8)

204 @90

One of the most distressing things about the whole plandemic is the debasement and sublimation of science to vapor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (QnTgm)

205 When the Murder Hornets pop back in the news, you'll know they got nuttin'.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (jvt6t)

206 Millions of foreigners crossing the border and being snuck into our communities. No screening for any diseases and no idea who they are.


But wear you're masks and stay in your houses, peasants.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (phYRn)

207 I think that's 90% of what's behind this effort.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue

I heard that was their intention. Start now, keep 'er going until 2022. #winning!

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (L3Rsz)

208
1. Politicians force vaccination in as many areas as possible
2. CDC forces switch to new rapid response tests for COVID-19, which differentiates between COVID and the flu.
3. COVID cases drop since flu no longer causes false positives.
4. Psaki announces "See! Vaccinations work!!!"
5. Everyone must get stoned vaccinated.
6. Or they will get stoned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

209
Talk about an "insurrection,"

what better way to halt the democratic process than for the federal govt to decree the "national emergency" has returned and make all the State Legislatures postpone their agenda.

Think about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (kpKUH)

210 At this point the vax could be 100% effective and 100-% safe and I would say no. If Biden says do X I will do Y. Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (jAjO8)

211 You misheard. 15 YEARS to flatten the curve. Climate model should have told 'ya.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (gpKIi)

212 The Nobel prize should be a stick of dynamite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

213 184 Prepare for immense social pressure from many directions.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Bring it.

At least we are not (possibly) vaccinated super-spreaders.
Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (L3Rsz


In the immortal words of Rage Against the Machine:

*uck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (4fSQf)

214 "Are we going to have an outbreak of Monkey Pox?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:37 PM (htTIe) "

No. But there may be an outbreak of Throat Punch a Democrat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (phYRn)

215 You been having sex with a baboon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (guGkK)

there are worse things to have sex with

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (IHyjr)

216 If vaccines work then why are the vaccinated so afraid of the unvaccinated?

Stand back and marvel at the power of propaganda on an ignorant and innumerate public.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (HT8XR)

217 Which means they are TRULY desperate if they are trying this gambit, and trying it now.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (L3Rsz)

218 There are 200 people the CDC is monitoring in 27 states who were possibly exposed to Monkey Pox while a guy infected with it traveled through Hartsfield in Atlanta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (htTIe)

219 Man who has failed upward all his life tells the unvaccinated, "You guys are stoopid."

https://bit.ly/376IN10

Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (i0wNm)

220 what happened? Systemic racism?
Posted by: LASue

She is addicted to Amphetamines via Ritalin or Adderall and they are banned in Japan. So basically withdrawals from addiction.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (q7yVj)

221 Hmmm - so half the country took a shot that aims their immune systems at a protein, rather than the virus that rides along with it ? As a result, "immunized" people are more likely to get sick from the virus that baits their immune system into wasting time attacking a protein instead of the virus ?

Who could have seen that coming ?

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (mntuw)

222 COVID cases are the highest they have been since June 2021!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (gpKIi)

223 Whoa- Psack o' Pshit Psaki is really embracing the Wilma Flinstone look.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (7uCN/)

224 A pox on your monkey, and your monkey's family.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (guGkK)

225
Masks do not work against these types of airborne viruses. Repeat, they do not work. They've known this for 100 years since the Spanish Flu, when they went on a mask craze. They didn't have all the science and tech we had now, but they could do statistical analysis and that showed masks did nothing.

Study after study have shown cloth masks do nothing against Covid.

Using a mask to stop an airborne virus is like to trying to block a sand storm with a chain link fence.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (Mzdiz)

226 Hell, this new mask push may only be about fouling up the CA recall.

They really are that petty and venal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (6FeV1)

227 what happened? Systemic racism?
Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (7uCN/)

repost from last thread:

Re Simone Biles:
I read that the reason she withdrew is that she was told that some of her routine would not be scored by the judges because other the gymnasts could not possibly do those moves without getting hurt.
In other words they gave her a huge score handicap.
This sounds so incredibly stupid and unfair that I kinda believe it's true.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (oEn12)

228 Murder Hornets are 'discovered' to be a Wuhan Flu disease reservoir

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (htTIe)

229 DO NOT FUCK THE BABOONS.

THANK YOU.

Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (Us21C)

230 Who could have seen that coming ?
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 06:41 PM (mntuw

Science, that's who. But science is out back smoking a doobie with the dishwasher.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 06:42 PM (4fSQf)

231 Soon.

Posted by: Shark Week at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

232 I saw that split screen video with both Fauci and Zuckerberg.

The world's two must punchable faces.
Posted by: Furious George

Let's not overlook Peter Strzok.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (d9FiS)

233 Watch for the next "new ideas" that crop up magically in the next few months. New victims, new organizations, new thought and speech control. Last go-round was racism, trannies and censorship.

Expect more of the same - and I'm guessing two new ones to "correct" our behavior. It is planned.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (7x/St)

234 Simone Biles went full SJW and anti-Trump. Fuck her and her depression or anxiety or whatever she claims to have. Every Zoomer is depressed these days, since now depression to that generation means life is not perfect.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (jAjO8)

235 In the immortal words of Rage Against the Machine:

*uck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (4fSQf)

Those in the forces are the ones who burn unvaccinated crosses.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (jvt6t)

236 >>"Social Pressure" + "Social Alienation"


But Bullying is Bad, Yo!

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (++eoE)

237 Ed didn't buck himself

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (YK4Qh)

238 Slipknot: We are not your kind.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (phYRn)

239 Hell, this new mask push may only be about fouling up the CA recall.
------------

On the contrary, it's more likely to lead to Newsom's ouster.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

240 Your daily reminder that masking does not prevent viral transmission unless you are in a full MOPP Level Alpha rig.

Is that why all Level 3 biolabs aren't housed in tilt-wall retail strip centers?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (HT8XR)

241
15 days? Try 15 years to flatten the curve. Some public health idiot in Iceland just said these measures may have to be in place for 15 years. And Iceland is one of the most vaccinated countries on the planet, with rates over 90% .

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)

242 I hate fucking Monkey Pox.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

243 I know you were all thinking it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

244 We had to destroy America to save it!

Posted by: The CDC at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (guGkK)

245 200K 'rona deaths since the Paste Eater took over.

Another Grim Milestone.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (jvt6t)

246 > DO NOT FUCK THE BABOONS.

Have you seen their fangs? If a baboon says jump, I'm gonna jump.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (i0wNm)

247 On the contrary, it's more likely to lead to Newsom's ouster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Agree. Pure desperation from the left. It's their only power-play, and it's not so powerful after the first go-round.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (L3Rsz)

248 I'm blaming this Delta V. Variant madness on the lack of Shark Attacks.

Come on Sharks. Be Better.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (++eoE)

249 Hell, this new mask push may only be about fouling up the CA recall.
------------

On the contrary, it's more likely to lead to Newsom's ouster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

I didn't say it would *work*!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

250 there are worse things to have sex with
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Aren't those the ones with red asses? Damn dude.

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (+ya+t)

251 The only way to protect yourself from monkeypox is to shove an unpeeled banana up your rectum!

All businesses are required to check for a rectum banana before allowing entry. Pants are forbidden to make it easier for others to see if you have your rectum banana fully inserted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (gpKIi)

252 News on isnt sweating. If they can steal an election for president they can easily steal an election for a recall.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (jAjO8)

253 124 Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.

STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 27, 2021 06:29 PM (GGW9w)


OR, the dems know that the fraud machine is so well established that they don't have to worry about elections ever again.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (Fs5vw)

254 234 Simone Biles went full SJW and anti-Trump. Fuck her and her depression or anxiety or whatever she claims to have. Every Zoomer is depressed these days, since now depression to that generation means life is not perfect.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (jAjO8

I don't who she is but I usually agree with you, so fuck her

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (YK4Qh)

255 But I'm an Anesthetist and because I have to wear a mask all day anyway and I'm a selfish, uptight, egomaniacal control freak (necessary traits in my profession), you have to wear one too.


Now breathe deeply into your mask and count backwards from 100.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (WFMLs)

256 I'm actually OK with Biden getting the Nobel. Then he can go visit the Lightworker and say, "Hey Barack, I got one too!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

257 It could be as simple as the Democrats and Deep State desperate to keep Mail-In Ballots in place for '21 and '22.

I think that's 90% of what's behind this effort.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:38 PM (kpKUH)
--------------

I've wondered the same thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
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Virginia and NJ both get new governors this fall. I bet they'd love to have mail-in voting.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (wyw4S)

258 On the contrary, it's more likely to lead to Newsom's ouster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

That's what I thought, but someone told me its a ploy to insist on mail in only voting again. And we know how that ends.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (7uCN/)

259 Simone Biles went full SJW and anti-Trump. Fuck her and her depression or anxiety or whatever she claims to have. Every Zoomer is depressed these days, since now depression to that generation means life is not perfect.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (jAjO

Yes I remember that. Snowflake syndrome

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (IHyjr)

260 Who does the mask protect? No one! It says so right on the label. HA HA HA HAAA!

Posted by: Big Mask at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

261 Aren't those the ones with red asses? Damn dude.
Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (+ya+t)



Green means "go"
Red means "go harder, baby!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)

262
Notice they didn't pull this trick out of their bag during Pervert Pedo month.

We are being bombarded with Lies and Propaganda every single day. In two weeks, they'll hit us with something else. Then come back to the china virus. Then it'll be racism. Then back to the virus. Then the trannies...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (kpKUH)

263 You been having sex with a baboon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:39 PM (guGkK)

there are worse things to have sex with
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:40 PM (IHyjr)



You don't want to be between her and a tamale.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

264 Old and busted: African killer bees

New and shiny: White supremacist killer bees

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (d9FiS)

265 Going shopping with no pants is the new normal! Just a month ago, I would have never dreamed of going shopping with my ass hanging out. But now everyone does it like it is no big deal!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (gpKIi)

266 It's hot as fuck here right now, 95deg F, the sun has been blotted from the sky, visibility is about a half mile from the wildfire smoke, and if somebody knocks on my door over a gov't COVID vaxx mandate, I'm going to shoot them in the face.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (bCkNL)

267 Your daily reminder that masking does not prevent viral transmission unless you are in a full MOPP Level Alpha rig.

I know. I'm so pissed at Uncle Sam - that stupid suit was the worst, and they always wanted to practice in the heat of summer.

We could have just put on a little mask, stood six feet apart - but NO !!!

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (mntuw)

268 Aren't those the ones with red asses? Damn dude.
Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM


The more progressive have blue ones.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

269 I don't who she is but I usually agree with you, so fuck her
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (YK4Qh)

Love this place.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (7uCN/)

270 As much as it is going to get some ugly women's hopes up...

I am gonna go out on a limb and call Baboons the Least Fuckable of ALL the Primates.



Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (++eoE)

271 "Hey Barack, I got one too!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

HA! There's something quite lovely about that.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (L3Rsz)

272 The only way to protect yourself from monkeypox is to shove an unpeeled banana up your rectum!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (gpKIi)

----
You sure you're actually a doctor? With a stethoscope and everything?

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)

273 All the twitter replies to anything a nonleftist posts are tons of spam pictures and videos of the 1-6 day of infamy. All leftists are very patriotic americans that are so very concerned with displays of direct against the "foundations of democracy".


All of them look like real-time soccer match injuries. I hope the CP all get acting awards.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (l6b3d)

274 I'm actually OK with Biden getting the Nobel. Then he can go visit the Lightworker and say, "Hey Barack, I got one too!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

Who the FUCK gave that guy my address?!?!?!?

-Barry Dunham

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (6FeV1)

275 Simone Biles went full SJW and anti-Trump. Fuck her and her depression or anxiety or whatever she claims to have. Every Zoomer is depressed these days, since now depression to that generation means life is not perfect.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 06:43 PM (jAjO

Concur. I look forward to giving her a meltdown when she's working at Arby's and I order my Arby's Beef N Cheddar with extra cheddar.

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

276 >>You don't want to be between her and a tamale.


Man, somewhere there is a Bat'leth with your name on it!

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM (++eoE)

277 I am finding it difficult to care less about the Olympics.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM (Tnijr)

278 Then it'll be racism. Then back to the virus. Then the trannies...

Dr Dre wrote a song about this.

Ring ding dong. Ring-a-ding ding ding dong.
Keep their heads spinnin'.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM (gpKIi)

279 The Nobel committee hands out Peace Prizes like they were free AOL CDs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)

280 hat's what I thought, but someone told me its a ploy to insist on mail in only voting again. And we know how that ends.
Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (7uCN/)
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Mail-in voting is already baked into the cake. Exclusively mail-in voting might be what they're going for.

In any case, anyone pushing masks is going to make himself unpopular.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

281 The monkey types break out of the L.A. zoo BLM will be for another day.

Chimps are mean and Baboons too.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (XgGMK)

282 direct = ?

I don't even remember what I wrote that got autocucumbered

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (l6b3d)

283 This thread is going places I cannot follow !!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (V13WU)

284 I am gonna go out on a limb and call Baboons the Least Fuckable of ALL the Primates.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (++eoE)


But that shiny red ass.......

Posted by: Frank Luntz at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (jvt6t)

285 Some people just want to stab the world

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (oEn12)

286 Going shopping with no pants is the new normal! Just a month ago, I would have never dreamed of going shopping with my ass hanging out. But now everyone does it like it is no big deal!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (gpKIi)

I went shopping with pants on yesterday and it just felt.... wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (6FeV1)

287 >>I am finding it difficult to care less about the Olympics.


The Tranny Skateboarder might have been Olympic Fonzie jumping the Shark.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (++eoE)

288 To the "Public Health Leaders" who insist we get the fake vax to protect our. loved ones...

What if we don't have any loved ones?

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (7uCN/)

289 The Nobel committee hands out Peace Prizes like they were free AOL CDs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)
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I probably still have one of those in a box of junk in the garage. I might have an AOL CD in there too.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (wyw4S)

290 But that shiny red ass.......
Posted by: Frank Luntz at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (jvt6t)



They got junk in the trunk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

291 I was reading on a sports blog earlier that Biles said in an interview that she wanted to be in these Olympics as the last team member from the earlier team who were all victims of Karoyli and Nasser. That she wanted to keep the pressure on USA Gymnastics and the US Olympic committee to final disclose who else knew and when as she believes there are more who participated in the cover up. I think she is really coming apart from those horrors and self inflicted pressure of inventing gymnastics moves she has to be 100 percent to perform while resenting that those moves have caused controversy in gymnastics.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (kBSGs)

292 "271 "Hey Barack, I got one too!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

HA! There's something quite lovely about that.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (L3Rsz) "

Agree, that would be pretty sweet !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (T/XHv) at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (T/XHv)

293 We are being bombarded with Lies and Propaganda every single day. In two weeks, they'll hit us with something else. Then come back to the china virus. Then it'll be racism. Then back to the virus. Then the trannies...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:46 PM (kpKUH)


The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 06:50 PM (Us21C)

294 Whoa! The second trailer for Noomi Rapace's next movie, the horror/mystery "Lamb", just dropped, and it is really something:

https://youtu.be/1MMbu8alixY

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2021 06:50 PM (61tn8)

295 You disagree?
Posted by: M


things overheard at a mome

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:50 PM (C1cw5)

296 Seriously, take a look at what is happening in the UK: https://youtu.be/xAmoA_q8Rjk
The numbers are right at the beginning. You can see how they are dropping like a rock, with fewer cases daily. And they did not lock down this time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 06:50 PM (5HBd1)

297 FESTIVAL!!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

298 272 The only way to protect yourself from monkeypox is to shove an unpeeled banana up your rectum!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:45 PM (gpKIi)

----
You sure you're actually a doctor? With a stethoscope and everything?
Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)
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Of course he isn't, or he'd stick to the accepted tried and true prophylactic, a yam up your butt. No sense in pushing an untested method.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

299 Whatever happened to double and triple masking?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (QU5/8)

300 there are worse things to have sex with




things overheard the morning after a mome

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (C1cw5)

301 Colleges have to toe the left wing line, so if they continue to go lockdown / full masking let's hope it helps hasten the death of the university cartel.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (d9Cw3)

302
I have to mention it again -- now that the heat has been turned up on the scamdemic and they're going after anyone who dares to counter the Narrative, we don't see Kristi Noem out there bragging her state was more "open" than Florida.

She's a real phony piece of shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (kpKUH)

303 >> The only way to protect yourself from monkeypox is to shove an unpeeled banana up your rectum!


I'm not falling for the old Banana in the Tailpipe Trick.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (++eoE)

304 Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.

Bomb the Wuhan labs and all 'mutation' stops.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (DMQdU)

305 Did you cry when old Yeller was vaccinated?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (KAi1n)

306 My best chance to catch Covid was the last seven days. I was in the regular wing of the hospital with my mom Tuesday thru Sunday. Hospital seemed not very busy as my mom got a room pretty quick after being at the hospital's urgent care location first. She is 81 and apparently had a UTI that knocked her for a loop. I took her home Sunday with a home healthcare appointment set for today, Tuesday. She called me this morning at 5:30 am saying she felt the same way she did when she was first brought to the hospital. I live over an hour away but called her an ambulance and they took her to the ER instead of urgent care. The ER has 20 rooms but had 70 people waiting. When I got there they had people in the lobby with IVs , bandaged heads , etc. my poor mom was put on a recliner in the lobby . Took 3 hrs before put in a room. Determined she still had an UTI. Put her on another IV antibiotic and able to have them agree to transfer her to a rehab facility to continue treatment and provide PT after she recovers instead of doing it at home. Took until 6 pm before they could get medical transportation to the facility that was just on the other side of the interstate.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

307 *peeks into thread*

*listens*

*silently closes door*
.
.

*collapses into weeping heap of despair*

Posted by: The chicken at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (dB4Iz)

308 Does this mean that DeBlasios Woodstock XV is cancelled now??


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (jvt6t)

309 You sure you're actually a doctor? With a stethoscope and everything?
Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:47 PM


* waggles eyebrows *

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

310 "The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory "

I would post a link to Wild Man Fischer's "Merry Go Round" but you can go look it up if you would like to hear what a Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round might sound like.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

311 I'm a Believer

Posted by: The Monkees at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

312 we don't see Kristi Noem out there bragging her state was more "open" than Florida.



no but she def is

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (C1cw5)

313 My aunt had a monkey in a big bird cage. Nasty little fvcker.

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (+ya+t)

314 Mail-in voting is already baked into the cake. Exclusively mail-in voting might be what they're going for.

In any case, anyone pushing masks is going to make himself unpopular.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

He's already exptremely unpopular. But its not who's popular; it's who counts the votes .

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (7uCN/)

315 Saw Ur Reathra open for Molley Hatchet at Offenhauser Hall.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (XgGMK)

316 279 The Nobel committee hands out Peace Prizes like they were free AOL CDs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 06:48 PM


They were in the TVA drawer next to the infinity stones. Some of them use them as paperweights .

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (WFMLs)

317 The numbers are right at the beginning. You can see how they are
dropping like a rock, with fewer cases daily. And they did not lock down
this time.


This dreaded "delta variant" did what every other successful virus does - mutate into something less lethal and more contagious.

Because a virus doesn't think - it just mutates. If it gets more lethal - it fucks up and kills it's host too quick before it can spread. We don't write about those germs - because they never kill enough people to build up street cred. Unless it really flexes like the Spanish Flu. But even then, we talk about that shit the same way we talk about Babe Ruth. Neither would amount to much in today's MLB.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (mntuw)

318 The ER had a lot of Covid intake while I was there. They did have a separate unit they would bring them to but they didn't know until after the intake. We will see how strong my immune system is.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (2DOZq)

319 Geez, just a side..what an ordeal for your mom. Hope she recovers quickly.

Posted by: lizabth at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (L3Rsz)

320 Of course he isn't, or he'd stick to the accepted tried and true prophylactic, a yam up your butt. No sense in pushing an untested method.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

There is no evidence that yams work for monkeypox. You are going to cause people to panic buy yams, and there won't be enough for those who need yams to survive. Misinformation like this will cause people to go out and buy horse sweet potatoes and try to shove them up their butts whole. Who will be responsible for those injuries?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:54 PM (gpKIi)

321
In the mean, we have 3 shit-head Republican "senators" asking the Court to overturn Roe.

It's like they're flamingos or storks or whatever that stupid bird is who puts his head in the sand.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (kpKUH)

322 Just a side note, I'm sorry to hear your mom is unwell, and I hope she recovers quickly.

I was at the ER with my dad on Sunday (he's fine thankfully) and they didn't even have a sign up about masks, didn't ask us to wear them, didn't say a word about Covid, nothing. It's like it never existed except the staff was all wearing masks which I'm sure is just because of policy.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (wyw4S)

323 Fun game:
Replace "unvaccinated" with "Jewish."

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (7uCN/)

324 I have to mention it again -- now that the heat has been turned up on the scamdemic and they're going after anyone who dares to counter the Narrative, we don't see Kristi Noem out there bragging her state was more "open" than Florida.

She's a real phony piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (kpKUH)


She just said an hour ago that SD wouldn't mandate anything, in response to the CDC's announcement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (jOcSX)

325 no but she def is
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (C1cw5)

I laughed

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (7x/St)

326 We are against any form of artificial rectal blockage.

Posted by: Sea Otter Medical Association (SOMA) at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

327 When we had the fires around here, I think the air quality was something like the 400s. It was truly bad. I wouldn't have worn a mask through that for anything.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (5HBd1)

328 Monkeys are douchebags.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (++eoE)

329 304 Walensky warns that COVID could be "just a few mutations away" from potentially being able to evade vaccines entirely.

Bomb the Wuhan labs and all 'mutation' stops.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (DMQdU


Guess I don't need the vaccination or a mask, huh?

I had Yellowstone in the office pool but I'm good with super bug.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (4fSQf)

330 there are worse things to have sex with

things overheard the morning after a mome
Posted by: confederatefifth

*Viewing the back and broad shoulders of the person laying next to you after a night of WAY too much ValuRite*

Please be a girl, please be a girl!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (6WCwE)

331 My aunt had a monkey in a big bird cage. Nasty little fvcker.
Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 06:53 PM (+ya+t)


But what was the monkey like? ( Hey ya walked right into that one)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (IHyjr)

332 It's like they're flamingos or storks or whatever that stupid bird is who puts his head in the sand.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:55 PM (kpKUH)

Or it's the same old dopey script and they're running it step by step

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (7x/St)

333 Ostrich?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

334 *Viewing the back and broad shoulders of the person laying next to you after a night of WAY too much ValuRite*

Please be a girl, please be a girl!


Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (C1cw5)

335 Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq


Paragraphs are your friends. Ain't reading that.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (Fs5vw)

336 I am not seeing much covid at all in my neck of PA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 27, 2021 06:57 PM (gpKIi)

337
She just said an hour ago that SD wouldn't mandate anything, in response to the CDC's announcement.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Oh?

That bitch.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 06:57 PM (kpKUH)

338
See the latest data out of Israel. Vaccine efficacy is continuing to decline. UK and Israel are ahead of us on the vaccination curve, and so effects are first visible there (and in some other European countries). These countries are far more open with their data than we are.

And that's an abomination. The powers that be are keeping this data closely held (Psaki: Why do you need to have that information?).

It appeared at first that while symptomatic infection was declining, the vaccines still provided high relatively protection against *severe* cases. The latest data out of Israel shows that is failing as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 06:57 PM (Mzdiz)

339

Guaranteed this is the result of Rand making that twerp look like a fool.

Progs HATE that.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2021 06:57 PM (NuVOb)

340 prayers for your mom, just a side note

and take your zinc & vit D

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 06:57 PM (oEn12)

341 They've got big eggs.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

342 How many illegal aliens crossing the border have masks? Will they be required to be vaccinated before they get hotels and three hots a day? No? Surely not!

This is an admission the vaccines either are ineffective or don't work.

Next up: states exiting the federal system. May get interesting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (cpLq8)

343 *throws 20lb sack yams on the counter*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (Us21C)

344 Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

Sorry that your mother is having these problems. UTIs can really hit older people for a loop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (k39e/)

345 The government wants mask mandates and all the garbage.

This COVID crap is a ruse and it is time to end this crap now !!!! Everyone needs to say Muck Off and we are not doing this crap anymore.

Posted by: James at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (24+Vp)

346 >>See the latest data out of Israel. Vaccine efficacy is continuing to decline.


Saw a UK study proprting longer term success rates with the 2 shot 'Vaccine' if the time between doses was extended to like 5-6 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 06:59 PM (++eoE)

347 *Viewing the back and broad shoulders of the person laying next to you after a night of WAY too much ValuRite*
Please be a girl, please be a girl!
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM


Good morning, sailor!

Posted by: Caitlyn at July 27, 2021 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

348 46 I await with great anticipation the day Fauci is in front of Congress...


That's a funny way to spell 'a firing squad'.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 27, 2021 06:59 PM (M/CXC)

349 Determined she still had an UTI. Put her on another IV antibiotic and able to have them agree to transfer her to a rehab facility to continue treatment and provide PT after she recovers instead of doing it at home. Took until 6 pm before they could get medical transportation to the facility that was just on the other side of the interstate.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

I learned when my mom was suffering from them that UTIs in the elderly are horrible. Not even in the same universe as the UTIs we all got in college .

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:59 PM (7uCN/)

350 Not snark. Are we believing the information coming out of Israels new left wing administration?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (kBSGs)

351 >>See the latest data out of Israel. Vaccine efficacy is continuing to decline.

Soon, they'll realize that natural immunity from the virus is the thing that stops the variants.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

352 >>*Viewing the back and broad shoulders of the person laying next to you after a night of WAY too much ValuRite*
Please be a girl, please be a girl!


Somewhere between my ballsack and bellybutton is your answer, Tiger.

Posted by: MichelleObama'sLandingStrip at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (++eoE)

353 Kaitlan Collins needs discipline. Oh yes she does.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 27, 2021 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

354 *throws 20lb sack yams on the counter*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (Us21C)

*slides 2 cans of Spam back*

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

355 Biden is absolutely the worst President ever. His wife is evil for putting that corpse up for election. She should rot in NYC or Chicago (Hell) for eternity.

Posted by: James at July 27, 2021 07:01 PM (24+Vp)

356 My mayor has locked down the city again. Funny thing, the businesses aren't caring and haven't been requiring masks as they did before. The public schools are going to though and are requiring all the children to have the obedience muzzle strapped to their face. We're going to homeschool now.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 07:01 PM (20dZh)

357 WHAT "NEW" SCIENCE??????

Did they release any? Which would have to completely reverse 70 years of actual science and observational history, including with C19??

Fox is barely less idiotic than the rest, or actually no less idiotic - but is it really the case that over a year into mask idiocy, nobody has ever publicly confronted these people and demanded to see the "science" and for them to explain the complete lack of any apparent effect of *all* "mitigation" measures on transmission?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

358 Are we believing the information coming out of Israels new left wing administration?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (kBSGs)



It's not really a left wing government. And unlike here, the "facts" are not dictated by the government or the pravda like media.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (IHyjr)

359 I am not seeing much covid at all in my neck of PA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It takes an expert. If you don't see covid, you are not a public health expert.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (1vynn)

360 Not a big fan of yams. Next time bring onions.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

361 CAT, maybe you could answer this for me. How (and whom) do they test for this Delta variant? I assume there must be some sort of test that differentiates between it and the Gamma variant or whatever the previous one was called, which I presume is still around, as well as the earlier variants.

The PCR just tests for SARS-COV2 and that's it, right, so there must be something else, but I don't see anything that mentions what.

Thank you, and I will hang up and wait for your answer.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (wyw4S)

362 Somehow, humanity has survived countless viruses through the eons.


All without a CDC or a Fauci.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (4fSQf)

363 350 Not snark. Are we believing the information coming out of Israels new left wing administration?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (kBSGs)

From what very little I understand, the new "administration" is a hodgepodge of "Anyone But Likud".

A bit like when the UK was run by Cameron and What's-his-nuts from the LibDems because Gooordon Brooon was such a clod-hoofed disaster of a PM.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (6FeV1)

364 The elections are too far off. This is the double barrel kill shot on Trump and his supporters: 1/6 and anti vax.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (b+v9B)

365 I yam what I yam.

Posted by: Popeye at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

366
It is now clear these vaccines to date, the spike-only ones, are very "leaky", that is they allow active infection and transmission. Vaccinating with a leaky vaccine into an active infection outbreak is a very stupid thing to do. Weapons-grade stupid.

There is data coming out showing that viral load is higher in symptomatic "breakthrough" cases than in unvaccinated. Thus, these leaky vaccines are allowing the virus to replicate and get to higher levels before symptoms show up (if at all).

The higher the viral load, the more infectious and individual is.

The powers that be know all this. And they know more about it that what we know from what is coming out publicly. And they know how bad that can be.

This is why they're freaking out, and talking more draconian restrictions. And they're blaming the unvaccinated, when they know that's not true, and likely the other way around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (Mzdiz)

367 Saw a UK study proprting longer term success rates with the 2 shot 'Vaccine' if the time between doses was extended to like 5-6 weeks.

They seem awful confident that training my body to attack a specific protein will somehow protect me against a virus. They also seem extremely sure that the original material instructing my body to break down muscle to create this initial protein will be destroyed and not retained.

Or they're just full of shit.


Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 07:03 PM (mntuw)

368 We're going to homeschool now.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 07:01 PM (20dZh)
------

Good for you! You won't regret it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:03 PM (wyw4S)

369 359 I am not seeing much covid at all in my neck of PA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

It takes an expert. If you don't see covid, you are not a public health expert.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (1vynn)

It's in the eyes, you see. A true Virus Diviner can see it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:03 PM (6FeV1)

370 It's time for individual states to step up and match Florida.

If your state's not stepping up it's time to contact your district's rep and also your governor.

Now is the time to nullify the fed.
Nullify the fed.
Nullify the fed.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:04 PM (XgGMK)

371 *throws 50 lb bag of Vidalia onions On counter*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:04 PM (Us21C)

372 "We're going to homeschool now.
Posted by: banana Dream"

The best thing in the world you can do for your kids. You might learn something too!

Field trips were fun when we homeschooled. Make sure you do that.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

373
Oh yes, natural immunity is holding up very well against the mutations. Your immune system knows a thing or two about fighting coronaviruses, because it's seen a thing or two.

Natural immunity pays little attention to the spike protein because coronaviruses mutate those like crazy. Natural immunity pays more attention to other structural components of the virus, which don't change as much with mutation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

374 I'm fading fast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (IHyjr)

375 >>> Good for you! You won't regret it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:03 PM (wyw4S)


My wife's a teacher and I know she'll do well. I'll supplement with math/science stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (20dZh)

376
Lots of important elections in '21.

And I still believe the UK Left wants to use this to oust Boris Johnson, which should be easy since he's such a cuck.

The Farce will continue...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (kpKUH)

377 This is why they're freaking out, and talking more draconian restrictions. And they're blaming the unvaccinated, when they know that's not true, and likely the other way around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (Mzdiz)

Add in the behavioral aspect. If you're "Vaccinated", you'll be more likely to go out and about if you have any symptoms, where a normal person would say "maybe I should stay home tonight..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (6FeV1)

378 If your state's not stepping up it's time to contact your district's rep and also your governor.
___

lol

Yeah, I'm sure Pritzker will get right on it.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (hjWtA)

379 Good for you! You won't regret it.


worst ever advice at a mome

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (C1cw5)

380 If Larry Elder says he is going to stand up to CDC and avoid masking up, he waltzes straight into the governor's mansion.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (h1jJh)

381 You got rutabagas?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (4fSQf)

382 C.A.T. There never was much Covid spreading upstate, it was Montgomery and Philadelphia in the east that were hot spots.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (Cxk7w)

383 Next up: states exiting the federal system. May get interesting.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 27, 2021 06:58 PM (cpLq

Good. Let the exiting begin in earnest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

384 *throws 50 lb bag of Vidalia onions On counter*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:04 PM (Us21C)
-------

*throws bag of old carrots, partially moldy lemon, tomato with black spots, and partially mushy bell pepper on counter. Also nearly empty Grillo's pickles container with all the garlic and grape leaves in it*

(I cleaned out my fridge today.)

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (wyw4S)

385 If we had some carrots, we could make Chili.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (++eoE)

386
"Yams" is racist. Didn't you hear?

Call them sweet potatoes.

Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (kpKUH)

387 >WHAT "NEW" SCIENCE??????

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

Whatever the high priest shuffles out and says at the podium is the new Science. You aren't a Science denier, are you?

Oh, you were looking for a reviewed paper with full data available that is reproduceable? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (DXFDM)

388 somebody said that ac/dc is going to be doing some stupid "back in vaxx" rif at the behest of biden

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (C1cw5)

389 let me make tis perfectly clear:

fuck your fake ass 'vaccines" and your mandatory face diaper rules too.

i'm an American: not complying with tyrants is in my DNA.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (8xaIy)

390 You want my WAG? And I am likely to be wrong here. This is all a huge push to reinstate the eviction moratorium that's due to expire on Saturday. Yes, I know multiple courts have now said the CDC has no authority to put out the moratorium but you think that's going to stop Biden et al?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

What's a WAG ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (arJlL)

391 this...

stupid fingers!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (8xaIy)

392 Somewhere between my ballsack and bellybutton is your answer, Tiger.
Posted by: MichelleObama'sLandingStrip at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (++eoE)

There's a world of difference between "Oh shit, is that Lawrence Taylor?" and "OH SHIT, is that LAWRENCE TAYLOR?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (6FeV1)

393 "lol
Yeah, I'm sure Pritzker will get right on it.
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (hjWtA) "

shoulder-to-shoulder with Tony Ebers, I'm sure ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (T/XHv) at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (T/XHv)

394 385 If we had some carrots, we could make Chili.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (++eoE)

*puts on ghillie suit*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (jvt6t)

395 I'm from the government, I'm here to act infallible.

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (r4sI4)

396 This is Fauci in 2017 giving a speech right before Trump was sworn in.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1417850993950199814

Posted by: Gwenn at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (9Gr7n)

397 *mails garrett the bag of old carrots*

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (wyw4S)

398 What's a WAG ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (arJlL)

---
wise ass guess, usually used as "SWAG", with the S standing for "scientific"

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (8xaIy)

399 1 Honestly, we should be celebrating this. Democrats going down this road again is going to badly hurt them at the ballot box.
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2021 06:10 PM (P2dXH)


W00t!

Speaker McCarthy here we go!

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (mbFEM)

400 There's new science every day. Nothing is settled until we know exactly how this shit works.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

401 What's a WAG ?

Posted by: JT





Wild

Assed

Guess

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (61tn8)

402 Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

I'm still waiting for the serious challenge on Global Warming.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (7x/St)

403 Here in Michigan we have an increase in cases BUT one would expect that if your honest. All restrictions are lifted and there are large public gatherings again. News was horrified the other night when breathlessly reporting that Faster Horses was a super spreader. 75000 people attended over three days and there were seventeen cases attributed to it. .0002% transmission. Super spreader right.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (S3YP9)

404 What's a WAG ?




wives and girlfriends

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (C1cw5)

405 So it looks like some are, unironically, parroting my "but those mid-terms!!!". Not surprising.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

406 ---
wise ass guess, usually used as "SWAG", with the S standing for "scientific"
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (8xaIy)

It's always been "wild" to me, not "wise".... huh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (6FeV1)

407 Nullify the Fed? WA state got exactly three weeks that the vaccinated could go around without masks. Now back to masking, from what was discussed yesterday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (5HBd1)

408 Speaker McCarthy here we go!
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (mbFEM)

I've got him on butt dial.....

Posted by: Frank Luntz at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (jvt6t)

409 Natural immunity pays little attention to the spike
protein because coronaviruses mutate those like crazy. Natural immunity
pays more attention to other structural components of the virus, which
don't change as much with mutation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)


Slow down - are you telling me that, to be "immune" to the 'Rona, my body would have to know how to fight the 'Rona - and not a particular protein that may or may not have been engineered as part of the original 'Rona, let's call it the Alpha Variant - that may have possibly escaped from a lab in Wuhan ?

Is that what you're saying ?

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (mntuw)

410 >>> Field trips were fun when we homeschooled. Make sure you do that.
Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)


We're joining a homeschool coop that does a lot of that. My wife was always keyed in on everything because her friends are homeschooling. We tried private schools but they were starting to suffer from some of the public school problems like woke admin and trouble kids and private schools struggled with increased enrollment from disgruntled public school parents. They were letting everyone in, with $$$ in their eyes, and everything suffered.

So we're out and going are own way.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (20dZh)

411 Yams and sweet potatoes are not the same thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (XgGMK)

412 *puts ear to door*

What?!

Yams? Carrots? ...Sweet potatoes?!? ...ONIONS!!!!?

*faints*

Posted by: The chicken at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (dB4Iz)

413
Next week we'll be told that Putin is spreading misinformation in the USA about the vaccines.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (kpKUH)

414 Jen the original, I would also suspect that your rise in "cases" in MI is connected to a rise in the number of people getting tested. The more people you test, the more positives you will get, and they count every positive as a "case" regardless of severity or symptoms.

It's a racket.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (wyw4S)

415 385 If we had some carrots, we could make Chili.
---
My grandfather's (the blacksheep one) favorite saying:

"If we had some ham we could make ham sandwiches, if we had some bread."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

416 394 385 If we had some carrots, we could make Chili.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (++eoE)

*puts on ghillie suit*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:08 PM (jvt6t)


I love this place.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

417 throws bag of old carrots, partially moldy lemon, tomato with black spots, and partially mushy bell pepper on counter. Also nearly empty Grillo's pickles container with all the garlic and grape leaves in it*

(I cleaned out my fridge today.)
Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:06 PM (wyw4S)


*takes Vidalia onions off counter*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (Us21C)

418 MUCH more effective than the vax is not picking your nose and washing your hands after you poop.

and these have zero side effects.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (7uCN/)

419 407 Nullify the Fed? WA state got exactly three weeks that the vaccinated could go around without masks. Now back to masking, from what was discussed yesterday.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 07:09 PM (5HBd1)
---------------------------

When Cascadia comes y'all won't have to worry about anything.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (XgGMK)

420 I've got him on butt dial.....
Posted by: Frank Luntz at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (jvt6t)

don't drop the soap

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 07:12 PM (YK4Qh)

421 All of our field trips we did on our own. Some day trips, one that took two weeks.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

422 Rutabaga sales are disappointing this year.


Every year, if I'm honest. And I've got a case of dragon fruit that no one will buy.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:12 PM (4fSQf)

423 What conservative can look at Nazi Pelosi and say there's a drunken, corrupt, demon possessed bitch I want to ally myself with?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 07:12 PM (cSyAR)

424 That's how stupid Obama is.
The seas are not going to rise
the earth is going to fall.
Fall into cascadia.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:12 PM (XgGMK)

425 *puts ear to door*
What?!
Yams? Carrots? ...Sweet potatoes?!? ...ONIONS!!!!?
*faints*
Posted by: The chicken at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (dB4Iz)
--------

*catches the chicken in my stockpot. Asks him if he would like a bath.*

*throws in the veggies*

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (wyw4S)

426 Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (7uCN/)

You're asking a LOT!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (jvt6t)

427 Fantastic swim, another gorgeous summer day, missed the Newsom thread.

Have said here recently, recalls are not normal elections. Turnout can be weird, which makes sense. And there's a perfect storm combo that is *possible* that could imperil Gavin.

This C19 idiocy is part of it. Timing is near-perfect. Many parents have had it with teachers and schools. Many people, period, have had it with stupid "mitigation" measures that some know and many sense are pointless.

There's a Soros DA being recalled in LA, he's vulnerable, not popular, new. This could boost turnout of malcontents. I still consider it unlikely Newsom is removed - but it is definitely possible, and if it happens it will be because of this combo of turnout dynamics and current provocations.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

428 Honestly they are just fucking with us at this point

Posted by: steevy at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (uUDKV)

429 Hey! Why has General Milley invited NATO to set up shop in Norfolk?

Posted by: Gwenn at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (9Gr7n)

430 Never gonna wear a mask.
Never gonna take the poison.
Never gonna let you down,
Never lift you up.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (g6GRm)

431

Didn't we learn that simple Alcohol kills the chinese virus the best?

If I posted that on twitter, I'd be flagged for "misinformation," yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (kpKUH)

432 What's a WAG ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM (arJlL)

---
wise ass guess, usually used as "SWAG", with the S standing for "scientific"
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it.

Thank you

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (arJlL)

433 One of my kids friends is in private school and she hates it. Meanest mean girls imaginable. She wants to be home schooled and her parents are looking into it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (jAjO8)

434 Yams and sweet potatoes are not the same thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:10 PM (XgGMK)

Correct.

There is no such thing as a "Sweet Potato Chute".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

435 Science is never infallible. Sometimes you need to step back and re-evaluate your assumptions. Sometimes nature throws you a curveball where you know your model has broken down.

With the Wuhan Virus, they threw science out the window on day 1. Not just politicians. Physicians, Scientists, etc. too.

Now, why do that? Was there anything in the data right from the get-go that said "this virus is spreading weirdly"? Sure, it presented with weird and unpredictable symptoms, but that doesn't make the epidemiology any different, just the treatment.

So why Year Zero this thing? Because the data told them it was different? Or because they KNEW exactly what they were dealing with, where it came from, and who funded it.

Remember when China claimed that this was an American virus made by Americans? Turns out they were basically right. We just offshored the manufacturing and stamped "Made In China" on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (6FeV1)

436 We went to the Alamo for a field trip. 1000 miles. The basement was closed.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

437 On an unrelated note, I'll be serving chicken and dumplings in about an hour!

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (wyw4S)

438 418 MUCH more effective than the vax is not picking your nose and washing your hands after you poop.

and these have zero side effects.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 07:11 PM (7uCN

I have to think about this one.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (4fSQf)

439 Only the Vaxxed believe in absolutes.

Posted by: Toby wan Kenobe at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

440 Apply this same mentality to other diseases. Hepatitis B and C...can be acquired through obtaining tattoos and both strains happen to be contagious. The latter rarely shows symptoms until it's too late. Should we force all people with tattoos to self isolate?

Here's a better one...we know the ole butt sex can spread AIDS...should be force gays to abstain from same under penalty of law?

How about tuberculosis? There is a significant increase in the very contagious, Tuberculosis amongst the illegal immigrant community that has spread to legal residents in California as an example. Can we apply the same logic and suggest that no immigrants should be allowed into the country until the TB rate hits that magic number that only Fauci seems to know?

This is the long way of saying...Fuck you, I'm not wearing a mask...and I'm not getting a vaccination.

Posted by: Orson at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (kjErD)

441 my kids friends is in private school and she hates it. Meanest mean girls imaginable. She wants to be home schooled and her parents are looking into it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


that is different than most what most girls find as all girls schools.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (C1cw5)

442 You got rutabagas?

Posted by: Alabama

Plum out

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)

443 433 One of my kids friends is in private school and she hates it. Meanest mean girls imaginable. She wants to be home schooled and her parents are looking into it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 07:13 PM (jAjO

my home is open

Posted by: Hunter at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (YK4Qh)

444 I have to think about this one.
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:14 PM (4fSQf)


We can still brush our tooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

445 And a world that loves to hate the US is silent about the virus origin...

Posted by: steevy at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (uUDKV)

446 And Israel has been very very stupid and bad throughout this - fully unscientific, panic-driven, and even with the ostracism of very established actual scientists who have pointed out the idiocy from the start. Recall how long it took to build a simple security barrier, literally with regular terror attacks killing and maiming dozens.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (OTzUX)

447 No dogs, cats, and other cute animals tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (IHyjr)

448 >> Is that what you're saying ?

Exactly. And the Israelis are now working on their own vaccines, and guess what, they don't target the spike at all. From what I was reading they are targeting 3 structural components of the virus.

That's still not as many as your natural immune memory "stores", but it's much better than the spike.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (Mzdiz)

449 Wild

Assed

Guess
Posted by: Sharkman

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)

450 The more people you test, the more positives you will get, and they
count every positive as a "case" regardless of severity or symptoms.


I can't be the only one that remembers those two extremely unscientific, totally right wing studies conducted by those two universities totally beholden to Big Right Wing Media - I think they're charmingly called USC and UCLA - where they did a blind taste test kinda' thing and discovered that just about everybody had at least a whiff of the 'Rona on 'em.

We are at the point where if we all had the 'Rona, and nobody had any symptoms, some would still insist on masks and shots until nobody had the 'Rona.


Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (mntuw)

451 *breaks out in cold sweat*

Omg, the whole fking GARDEN!

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*straightens tie*

Please. No. No more. I beg of you...

Just kill me now. Please?

Posted by: The chicken at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (dB4Iz)

452 No dogs, cats, and other cute animals tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2021 07:16 PM (IHyjr)
-------

Well, we have the chicken right here in this thread. Had. We had the chicken.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:17 PM (wyw4S)

453

"News was horrified the other night when breathlessly reporting that Faster Horses was a super spreader."

IT WAS A BUNCH OF WHITE REDNECKS!!!

No mention of that Big Gretch hanging out in a sleazebag bar in East Lansing doing shots with her moron brother.

Rich girls gotta rich girl.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2021 07:17 PM (NuVOb)

454 No dogs, cats, and other cute animals tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Hungry ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:17 PM (arJlL)

455 >> And Israel has been very very stupid and bad throughout this

Yes, the political leadership has thrown in with Team Evil/Stupid on this, and I don't know why. They have many scientists in this field who are shaking their heads at the stupidity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)

456 Seventy percent alcohol kills the Chy Ne virus. Eighty proof alcohol is 42% alcohol. Forty two percent alcohol is an inhospitable environment for the Chy Ne.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (XgGMK)

457 If we are going to have government by bureaucrats and tech companies, can we just get rid of all the elected politicians?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1)

458 Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq


Paragraphs are your friends. Ain't reading that.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 27, 2021 06:56 PM (Fs5vw)

Ain't hurting my feelings.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (2DOZq)

459 I just learned a new term.

Viral Load.

Apparently I have one.
Oh yeah Baby.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (myUMx)

460 414. Bluebell I wish that was the reason but testing has actually declined from 20000 tests per day to 10000 and the positivity rate has doubled to 4.73% this past week. Apps 450 cases per day.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (S3YP9)

461 On an unrelated note, I'll be serving chicken and dumplings in about an hour!
Posted by: bluebell

Whoa !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)

462 They count every positive as a case no matter how many times it has been counted before. Certain numbers must be achieved to keep the cash coming. Croakage included.

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (r4sI4)

463 We went to the Alamo for a field trip. 1000 miles. The basement was closed.
Posted by: f'd

But the bowling alley was open so there was that. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 07:19 PM (6WCwE)

464
This Bullshit Lie story was disseminated throughout the internet a few months ago:

"In the United States, the terms "yam" and "sweet potato" are used interchangeably, but they are completely different vegetables...The mix-up between yams and sweet potatoes originated from the Trans-Atlantic slave trade...The mix-up has roots in the structural racism that built the country,..."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:19 PM (kpKUH)

465 We had the chicken.
Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:17 PM (wyw4S)

Whatever that clucking bastard tells you, it's a LIE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:19 PM (6FeV1)

466 Is even one GOP with a platform going to do what should have been done over a year ago, and challenge the lack of science here? Or is the sum total of the response to this massive, catastrophic vandalism against a society going to be Rand Paul pursuing Fauci's parsed words on GoF, or he and others flogging the Wuhan-origins horse? Neither of which have any bearing whatsoever on actual life now.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:19 PM (OTzUX)

467 rhomboid, thank you so much for the shrimp recipe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (q5jCo)

468 On an unrelated note, I'll be serving chicken and dumplings in about an hour!
Posted by: bluebell

ROAD TRIP !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (arJlL)

469 NGU waiting too, should be lights out time

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (Cxk7w)

470 Yams are the plantains of sweet potatoes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

471 Adam Kinzinger is a pansy ass. I could totally take him no doubt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (EZebt)

472 in fairness, the burqa thing has made it easier to fuck ugly girls who are not willing to wear a bag


Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (C1cw5)

473 It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

474 Is it racism that England calls their vegetables fucked up names like "marrows" and "courgettes" and whatever? Where's that "study"? Huh? Where's the Modern State of The Theory on that issue?

for fuck's sakes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

475 Bluebell I wish that was the reason but testing has actually declined from 20000 tests per day to 10000 and the positivity rate has doubled to 4.73% this past week. Apps 450 cases per day.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:18 PM (S3YP9)
-------

Are the numbers lagging, by any chance? On the Virginia website they tell you that the numbers lag by about a week. They will have some but not nearly all of the data on a daily basis.

And then every once in a while they do a big data dump and say "whoopsie, this is from 3 weeks ago" or whatever.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (wyw4S)

476 rhomboid, thank you so much for the shrimp recipe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Seafood shrimp, or midgets ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (arJlL)

477 Ben Had, you're more than welcome! Need to make it myself soon - plenty of mint in the yard, and rum in the pantry ....

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

478 NOOOOOD

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

479 They count every positive as a case no matter how many times it has been
counted before. Certain numbers must be achieved to keep the cash
coming. Croakage included.


As I heard on the radio one morning - you don't count someone who dies with a small penis as dying from a small penis. And then I breathed a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (mntuw)

480 Thank you, bluebell. You are most merciful.

Posted by: The chicken's ghost at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (dB4Iz)

481 CAFE NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (Cxk7w)

482 The drums have stopped!



Nood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

483
The excerpts of the above can be found on hundred of websites -- that exact "story" about racist yams is copy/pasted on all the fake "webzine" sites.

This is a common practice, btw. Most websites are generic garbage that re-post the same generic article.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (kpKUH)

484 468 On an unrelated note, I'll be serving chicken and dumplings in about an hour!
Posted by: bluebell

Damn.....

Posted by: Zombie Chicken at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (jvt6t)

485
You know who was not on Team Evil/Stupid? Sweden. Look at Sweden's curve now. Classic two hump/peak respiratory epidemic curve, now tapered to zero.

They didn't lockdown, didn't force masks, and it looks like it's over. Remember we were told how stupid they were and were gonna kill millions and millions? Didn't happen.

Now, I have no idea what Sweden's vaccination rates and policies are. That could well fuck things up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

486 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (arJlL)

487 Weird how this is disproportionately affecting America and European Countries. Wonder if would ever come out that this was a GoF race specific bioweapon that escaped?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (GajZC)

488 My husband and I had a running disagreement about whether they were "Italian prunes" or "Italian plums".

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (5HBd1)

489 We can still brush our tooth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:15 PM (yQpMk)


Before pooping or after?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (4fSQf)

490 Buh-buh, LEGO Masters and on just my second time watching.

One of the teams has a pro-BLM white Chicago MALE kindergarten teacher and a black NYC DJ (who might just be a BLM lip service guy -- hard to tell because the white leftist is doing the talking for both of them).

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (UHVv4)

491 Pop Quiz:

The phrase "Viral Load" makes me immediately think of:

[ ] Charlie Sheen
[ ] Bret Michaels
[ ] Tommy Lee
[ ] William Jefferson Clinton, Esq.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (6FeV1)

492 What's a WAG ?
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM


1) Wild-Assed Guess
2) Wives And Girlfriends
3) Ben Roethlisberger's dog when a treat is forthcoming

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

493 I learned when my mom was suffering from them that UTIs in the elderly are horrible. Not even in the same universe as the UTIs we all got in college .
Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 06:59 PM (7uCN/)

I just don't see why they released from the hospital if she still had it. Head scratcher.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

494
All of these frauds need to be in jail.

Using the children for some sick agenda. None of this will end well. Something's gotta give.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 07:26 PM (2o90I)

495 Real insurrection is not just likely, but probably necessary. This is bullshit.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (tfpw4)

496 Bluebell Michigan reports the Covid stats for the four day average on Tuesday and Friday. Deaths sometimes are updated with additional past case reviews but the reports are normally current.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (gcNWh)

497 Isn't trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results the definition of something...Oh Yeah...SCIENCE

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (h1jJh)

498 We're being lied to, folks.

And being stampeded into being guinea pigs for politicians, pharma companies, and population reduction psychos.



Posted by: callsign claymore at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (NouFn)

499

Funny how this comes after the Aussie and French bullshit.

Is CNN pulling in favors? Social media?

They need content, ratings are down.

Not out of the realm of possibilites. Dopey Magoo would do it.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2021 07:55 PM (NuVOb)

500 If masks work, why get a vaccine?

If vaccines work, why wear a mask?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (jYQlA)

501 Isn't it about time to turn these lazy ass tax-suckers aka "teachers" out to pasture? smh

Posted by: FatAlbert at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (KWbVO)

502 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 27, 2021 08:45 PM (Okukq)

503 If nothing else drove home the point that this is no longer "the land of the free and the home of the brave," this past year has done it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (2JVJo)

Yeah. This country is full of pussies. Don't you suggest to take up arms agaonst tyranny though. Ace is a pussy too and will ban you.

Posted by: Don't vax me bro at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (1Jfoj)

504 I am thinking molotovs at midnight for any health departments that demand going back to required masks, reduced capacity, and lockdowns. Maybe that will influence their supposed thinking

Posted by: Iconotastic at July 27, 2021 09:01 PM (EYl2t)

505 I'm ready to join those who want to get rid of the National Anthem. If nothing else drove home the point that this is no longer "the land of the free and the home of the brave," this past year has done it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 06:20 PM (2JVJo)

Yep, at this point I'm ready to take a knee and it isn't for anybody's life buy my own. F them.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at July 27, 2021 09:22 PM (hlxe7)

506 499

Funny how this comes after the Aussie and French bullshit.

Is CNN pulling in favors? Social media?

They need content, ratings are down.

Not out of the realm of possibilites. Dopey Magoo would do it.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2021 07:55 PM (NuVOb)

Not funny; it's all planned. They are all in cahoots and it has nothing to do with a "virus."

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at July 27, 2021 10:02 PM (hlxe7)

507 Yeah. This country is full of pussies. Don't you suggest to take up arms agaonst tyranny though. Ace is a pussy too and will ban you.
Posted by: Don't vax me bro at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (1Jfoj)



Shouldn't you be out leading the way, Keyboard Warrior?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (yQpMk)

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