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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/18/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The attempt to create "The Earthly Paradise" always ends in tyranny and bloodshed. It has to, if only for the simple fact that those who profess to know and understand what "paradise" looks like can never admit error, can never change their methods, can never recognize failure, because The Cause is all-consuming and the admission of being imperfect themselves calls into question their motives, means, and methods.Matthew Noto

Quote II

“It’s surreal that the town still refuses to admit that what it’s doing to me is abusive and unfair,” said Sandy. “Like everyone else in my neighborhood, I work hard for what I’ve got. I shouldn’t have to fight in court to stop the city from fining me into poverty. But with today’s decision, I’m glad that I am one step closer to making sure that doesn’t happen—to me or anyone else.”Sandy Martinez

Quote III

I’ve spent my whole career not as a political operative. I’ve never worked on a campaign in my life other than campaigning against Trump. I’m a national security guy. I’ve worked in national security against ISIS and Al Qaeda and Russia, and the number one national security threat I’ve ever seen in my life to this country’s democracy is the party that I’m in, the Republican Party. It is the number one national security threat to the United States of America.Miles Taylor

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Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, wood ticks. Name 4 things why I don't camp in the nude.

If you haven't heard about nude camping, you're not alone. I read up, and this is what I learned.
Quit blushing and take a second to hear the explanation behind nude camping. Sure, it is indeed a real thing, but not at any National Park, popular campground, or really any public area. Nudists, or naturists as they like to be called, can visit a network of private outdoor rec areas all over the country, it's just that we don't hear about them all that often.

As I began my research into this vaunted lifestyle choice, I not only discovered a ton of highly rated RV resorts and campgrounds, but also a complete interactive map for every naturist out there.


And although it may ruffle a few feathers, many are quite family friendly and seem like wonderful places to spend a vacation enjoying the great outdoors.

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If I recall correctly SCOTUS has weighed in about cursing in public that it is a 1st Amendment right. The People's Republic State of New Jersey is setting the stage for a 1st Amendment fight.

A New Jersey woman who opposes President Joe Biden is facing what appears to be legal censorship after a judge ruled she must remove anti-Biden flags from outside her home or face daily monetary fines.

The Roselle Park woman became the ire of her neighbors — and "caught the attention of local code enforcement," according to NJ.com — after she began displaying anti-Biden, pro-Donald Trump flags.
The display includes six flags, which say:

"Don't Blame Me I Voted For Trump"
"Joe Biden Sucks"
"F*** Biden"
"F*** Biden Not My President"
"Socialism Sucks Biden Blows"

The sixth flag shows Trump holding up two middle figures and includes the caption, "F*** Biden"
Mayor Joseph Signorello (D) claimed the display violated town ordinances prohibiting "obscene materials," but claimed the political nature of the display was not problematic.


Oh how convenient for the children. Bull Shit.


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The right to bear arms. C'mon guys spend some time at the range.

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Isn't that special? Rep. Devin Nunes believes Durham Report will be forthcoming and lead to convictions. Yawn!

Rep. Devin Nunes, ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee says that he expects the Justice Department Special Counsel John Durham to release a “damaging report” on the FBI’s failed investigation into former President Donald Trump’s alleged ties with Russia.

He stated that the report could be available as early as next week.

Nunes said that thinks prison sentences could fall on a number of former senior Obama officials, according to Sara Carter.

“Nunes is one of the few members of the Republican Party that still believe justice will be served. He laid out his reasons on The Sara Carter Show and said he hasn’t given up faith in Durham’s investigation despite the enormous speculation that the Durham investigation will fail to deliver justice,” wrote Carter.

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I could be a Humanitarian. Or I could be Misanthropic and laugh my ass off.

3 Texas House Democrats in D.C. have tested positive for COVID-19. All 3 are fully vaccinated.

PS After drafting tonight's ONT I came across the following:


2 moar flee-baggers are afflicted with Covid Kung Flu.


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Once upon a time, I couldn't wait until the ages of 16 and 18. Imagine being 39 and controlled by your father.

Britney Spears says the court-ordered conservatorship which has put her father in charge of her life and career “killed my dreams.“

In a searing, profanity-laced Instagram post, the pop star, 39, lashed out at her dad Jamie Spears, at her sister and at critics.

The “Toxic” singer slammed people who leave comments on videos of herself doing dance routines in her home that she often posts on her Instagram account.

She insisted that she won’t be performing live again as long as her dad continues to rule over her.


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I understand the reason why unions were created. Why anybody stays today is certainly a good question.

Los Angeles school teacher Glenn Laird has been a union stalwart for almost four decades. He served as a co-chairman of his school’s delegation to United Teachers Los Angeles and proudly wore union purple on the picket line.

But Laird is now suing to leave UTLA and demanding a refund of the dues the union has collected since his resignation request. His turning point came in July 2020 when the union, the second-largest teachers’ union in the country, joined liberal activists to demand that Los Angeles defund the police in response to Black Lives Matter demonstrations.

“We have to dismantle white supremacy,” incoming UTLA President Cecily Myart-Cruz said.

Laird, who is white, was floored. The union seemed to have forgotten why schools hired on more safety officers back in the 1980s and 1990s, when Los Angeles was one of America’s most violent cities. While safety is Laird’s specific concern, he is also concerned about his union’s increasing embrace of so-called social justice issues.


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This bridge is frightening enough. It really doesn't need bomb scares.

The Mackinac Bridge in Michigan was earlier closed due to an "active bomb threat", local media reported, citing Michigan State Police.

Mackinac Bridge authorities, along with Michigan's police department, announced on Sunday that traffic was resumed on the bridge after closure due to a "bomb threat".

"An extensive search" conducted by law enforcement on the scene appeared to find no threat.
Earlier, people were urged to steer clear of the area due to an "emergency situation" on the Mackinac Bridge, a roadway connecting the cities of St. Ignace and Mackinaw City.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 18 Jul 1953
Truck driver Elvis Presley made his first ever recording when he paid $3.98 at the Memphis recording service singing two songs, 'My Happiness' and 'That's When Your Heartaches Begin'. The so-called vanity disc, was a gift for his mother. It would surface 37 years later as part of an RCA compilation called 'Elvis - the Great Performances'. via thisdayinmusic.com

&&&

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He had the right to remain stupid. Instead he chose to be a Genius Award Winner.

While in custody and declining to take field sobriety tests, an Iowa motorcyclist suspected of drugged driving Googled “how long meth stays in your system after initial consumption,” according to an arrest report.

Police say that Robert Perez, 53, was riding a stolen Kawasaki motorcycle when pulled over last night in Iowa City. Perez, cops allege, was “making non-sensical actions” while driving the motorcycle, which was listed as stolen in a law enforcement database.

When questioned by an Iowa City Police Department officer, Perez “claimed a fellow meth user loaned him the vehicle.” Perez, however, was unable to provide a name or address for the motorcycle’s purported owner.

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Diabetes is a horrible disease. This will help those who suffer from it. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A world-first, pain-free diabetes test could soon be in the hands of consumers following $6.3 million in funding to establish the first manufacturing facility for the device.

Funded by the Australian Government’s Modern Manufacturing Initiative, the world-class facility will help transition two decades of lab research to retail shelves to benefit more than 460 million people living with diabetes globally.

University of Newcastle physicist and research leader, Professor Paul Dastoor said the first devices are due to roll off the production line by 2023.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 7-18-21


Top 10 commenters:
1 [532 comments] 'Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt' [75.11 posts/day]
2 [428 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [413 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
4 [357 comments] 'Skip'
5 [347 comments] 'Braenyard'
6 [343 comments] 'qdpsteve'
7 [342 comments] 'rickb223'
8 [337 comments] 'Just a side note'
9 [329 comments] 'JT'
10 [301 comments] 'Warai-otoko'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [233 names] 'Norfolk Bug' [32.90 unique names/day]
2 [78 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [44 names] 'mindful webworker - dancing in my mind'
4 [34 names] 'f'd'
5 [26 names] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
6 [26 names] 'wth'
7 [23 names] '18-1'
8 [23 names] 'Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K)'
9 [22 names] 'Bete'
10 [21 names] 'davidt'

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1

Első!

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 08:55 PM (OvSIg)

2 Woot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

3 31st!

Posted by: Rex B at July 18, 2021 08:56 PM (XncsH)

4 Top 5??

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 08:56 PM (nxdel)

5 Zettai, I going to be watching your every keyboard move very carefully!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

6 Plus, I nooded. So I should get #1 by default.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 08:57 PM (nxdel)

7 I think I'll post and then go mow the lawn...overnight thread????

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 18, 2021 08:58 PM (h1jJh)

8 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Cry, the Beloved Country.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 08:58 PM (EZebt)

9 good evening

Posted by: wing at July 18, 2021 08:59 PM (JFzNN)

10 I managed not to be on the top ten.

Posted by: sven at July 18, 2021 08:59 PM (Lzpvj)

11 6 Plus, I nooded. So I should get #1 by default.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 08:57 PM (nxdel)

At least you didn't play the "I'm cute" card.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2021 09:00 PM (aA3+G)

12 The thing stopping man from achieving an Earthly Paradise is human nature. Therefore, to gain human paradise, human nature must be done away with entirely.

Marxists recognize this fact and act accordingly.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:00 PM (BJKQV)

13 Oh Miles, you really are a silly little twat aren't you?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:00 PM (EZebt)

14 Me and all my school chums were 1000% for the vaccine! We would hold vaccine parties, and go door to door, just praising the vaccine and all its wonders! Whoopie said it was an amazing vaccine!

Vaccine? Yes please! was our motto. Then Skip would always say, you don't have to ask me twice!

Then we saw a facebook post saying its bad, so then we all hated it forever, then we all got covid and died!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2021 09:01 PM (buTO7)

15 So I should get #1 by default.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 08:57 PM (nxdel)


{{{Jewells}}}, in spite of your magnanimous and gracious behavior, the judge's decision is final!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

16 It's the thing, it's the thnm, the tthmng, man

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:01 PM (fv0Fk)

17 Isn't "Miles Taylor" the former 27 year old nobody still trying to become a Somebody?

He and Ben Rhodes should get a room.

Posted by: Miklos, Late Nite IR Theorist of note at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

18 I was about to confess my sins to Weasel when the ONT went up.

Anyway, I am a bad gun owner. I have had so little time, due to all the running I've been doing, that I haven't been to the range since Thanksgiving.

I've also been extremely busy at work, so it isn't 100% the fault of the running.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (5p7BC)

19 NoVaMoMee approaches!!

Come in, and know me better, man!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (cvNl1)

20 Yessir, Devin Nunes is going to get to the bottom of things. He and Lindsey are on the case.

#twoweeks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (EZebt)

21 Now to go check out the content, for which I thank you for your hard work, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (5p7BC)

22 I managed not to be on the top ten.
Posted by: sven

I did it so you didn't have to.

Posted by: Miklos, commenting dirt under his fingernails at July 18, 2021 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

23 My governor has worked quite hard to force me and my wife to join the SEIU. We will be joining in January, against our will.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (BJKQV)

24 Now to go check out the content, for which I thank you for your hard work, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That's Ms. Hum to you, young manperson!

Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)

25 Evening, Horde...How goes it? Re: Mackinaw Bridge -- The first time I crossed that bridge was during a massive thunderstorm and high winds. Great fun for all! It was much nicer on the way back...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (K5n5d)

26 Yessir, Devin Nunes is going to get to the bottom of things. He and Lindsey are on the case.
#twoweeks
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (EZebt)


I sure hope that the friendship photo is NOT that of young Devin and Lindsay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

27 No, that's not Friendship, that's teh ghey right there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (EZebt)

28 9 [329 comments] 'JT'

Posted by: hiya at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

29 My governor has worked quite hard to force me and my wife to join the SEIU. We will be joining in January, against our will.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (BJKQV)


Comrades, your futures will be glorious!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

30 At least you didn't play the "I'm cute" card.

LOL! Nah.. I'd never do that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

31 No, that's not Friendship, that's teh ghey right there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (EZebt)


I just knew I should have used quotation marks...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

32 try nude camping in Louisiana, you'll learn why people wear long sleeved shirts and long pants even when its 100 degrees.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (rfYv5)

33 Comrades, your futures will be glorious!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Just wait until the rations are increased!

Posted by: Miklos, lived it, did not love it at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

34 Howdy, beloved Horde! And a big thank you to our host tonight, MisHum!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (Hrwnm)

35 Comrades, your futures will be glorious!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

It makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (BJKQV)

36 Top pic west coast? California maybe? I know you already posted an appropriate video but I'll add another, just because.

https://youtu.be/l85SmjhBQz0

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2021 09:08 PM (QFVV9)

37 17 Isn't "Miles Taylor" the former 27 year old nobody still trying to become a Somebody?

He and Ben RhodesShapiro should get a room.
Posted by: Miklos, Late Nite IR Theorist of note at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

Just a random idea.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)

38 Evening.

Home.

Drinking.

Bathed.

How is everyone tonight?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:08 PM (1Yy3c)

39 I just knew I should have used quotation marks...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

You mean "quotation" marks

Posted by: Miklos, doing air quote marks at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

40 23 My governor has worked quite hard to force me and my wife to join the SEIU. We will be joining in January, against our will.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (BJKQV)


You can be forced to join? That stinks and it's unAmerican.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (Hrwnm)

41 try nude camping in Louisiana, you'll learn why people wear long sleeved shirts and long pants even when its 100 degrees.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (rfYv5)

Bites on your bits?

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (cvNl1)

42 Chiggers are the only animal around these parts I fear, and wearing clothing is of no help at all.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (FT70t)

43 Watch Big Jim McClain. John Wayne and the guy who played Mat Dillon.

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (dYrVA)

44 5th reason for not camping in the nude - poison ivy/oak/sumac...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

45 That first quote reminds me of a quote from "A Canticle for Leibowitz" that I really like and have in my commonplace book file (admittedly one of many great bits that I copied down from Canticle):
The closer men came to perfecting for themselves a paradise, the more impatient they became with it, and with themselves as well. They made a garden of pleasure, and became progressively more miserable with it as it grew in richness and power and beauty; for then, perhaps, it was easier to see something was missing in the garden, some tree or shrub that would not grow. When the world was in darkness and wretchedness, it could believe in perfection and yearn for it. But when the world became bright with reason and riches, it began to sense the narrowness of the needle's eye, and that rankled for a world no longer willing to believe or yearn.

Posted by: Bitblt at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (iXznU)

46 I want to become an alien crank. I mean no matter what a couple hundred thousand other whackos, at least, will always buy your claptrap books. And if you do it right, you'll get cable tv gigs constantly.

And it's easy... Everything is aliens. Baseball? Yeah, it's aliens. Look at this Olmec depiction of a guy with a stick. Ancient alien baseball. Plain as the nose on your face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (7Ttpp)

47 For those praying Morons out there, I have a prayer request. My uncle was killed in a car wreck last night, and my mom and the family are taking it pretty hard. Would appreciate prayers for Dale and our family. He lived life to its fullest, but didn't have an easy life

Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (kzzyk)

48 It makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:07 PM (BJKQV)


I assumed that, because you are here at AoS, and I meant no disrespect.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

49 He and Ben RhodesShapiro should get a room.
Posted by: Miklos, Late Nite IR Theorist of note at July 18, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

Just a random idea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

can I get in on this?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum, former future Governor at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

50 Well, I left the house at 10:30 this morning for my 11 to 1 shift. Hubby calls me on my way home and my daughter was having horrible chest pains. She's had a really bad cold so we were worried it could be pneumonia. Arrived at the ER at 2. Got home at 8. My back is screaming at me after sitting in hard chairs all those hours.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)

51 Posted by: In Exile

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

52 In Exile, that is such a shock! I will pray for your family.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:11 PM (Hrwnm)

53 Prayers for Dale! So sorry for your family's loos In Exile.

Posted by: Iris at July 18, 2021 09:11 PM (6lKe4)

54 Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (kzzyk)

I'm so sorry. Prayers sent for the family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)

55 And it's easy... Everything is aliens. Baseball? Yeah, it's aliens. Look at this Olmec depiction of a guy with a stick. Ancient alien baseball. Plain as the nose on your face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (7Ttpp)

*Nods sagely

- Luis Elizondo

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:12 PM (cvNl1)

56

I lead the pack with a most glorious first in the admired Klingon tongue (again!) a couple of evenings ago with not. a. peep. from anyone...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:12 PM (OvSIg)

57 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! That top photo is lovely and serene.

Please tell me the two dudes in the last photo are drunk and just trying to prop each other up while they relieve themselves. The alternative is just too, too...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 18, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)

58 Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Hope that daughter is alright. I feel for your back--those waiting room chairs are basically the rack

Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:12 PM (kzzyk)

59 Jewels: glad she was OK but hope they determine the cause soon!

Posted by: Iris at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (6lKe4)

60 The Yugo being blown off the Mackinac Bridge is not an urban legend. It actually happened to a young woman, found in 150' of water.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (FT70t)

61 Most of this amount is a result of the way Sandy's family parks their cars. Sandy, her two adult children and her sister all own cars so that they can get to their jobs. When all four cars are parked in the driveway, sometimes one of them has two tires on the lawn, a $250 per day violation.

And those fines continue to accrue until the homeowner corrects the problem and calls the city to inspect the property to confirm it is in compliance.


All you need is love
All you need is love
...and a good l a w y e r

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (fv0Fk)

62 The bookends of Streets of Fire are awesome.

Everything in between? Meh. It's okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (LvTSG)

63 Shine... https://tinyurl.com/3h7a4w4h

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (Coy3D)

64 I got jeans that are older than Mr. Taylor. This whippersnapper has the gall to claims he's a security "Expert". (Expert; A drip under pressure. Or a has been pert.)

I gotta laugh at how many of our problems can be found to be focused on by some punk(ette) who hasn't yet figured out what life is all about and what they're going to be when they grow up (if ever).

Yet there they are on the TV spewing there nonsense as if they had a clue and expecting (rightfully so apparently) to be considered a go to source of wisdom.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (wb4G5)

65 {{{Jewells}}}
So how is the daughter? Doing well I hope and pray!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

66 Chiggers are the only animal around these parts I fear, and wearing clothing is of no help at all.

God I really hate those little fuckers. One got me in my lady parts the other night. I forgot to spray my chair before I sat in it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)

67 One foot in the grave and one foot on the pedal, I was born a rebel.
I really liked Petty.

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 09:14 PM (+ya+t)

68 61 Most of this amount is a result of the way Sandy's family parks their cars. Sandy, her two adult children and her sister all own cars so that they can get to their jobs. When all four cars are parked in the driveway, sometimes one of them has two tires on the lawn, a $250 per day violation.

And those fines continue to accrue until the homeowner corrects the problem and calls the city to inspect the property to confirm it is in compliance.

All you need is love
All you need is love
...and a good l a w y e r
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (fv0Fk)

I do detest these nanny state intrusions on property rights. Especially those that basically make it impossible for the working class to keep their heads above water.

I don't mind neighbors parking the the grass and (frankly) can't stand people get that get all hot and bothered about other peoples property

Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:15 PM (kzzyk)

69 nd it's easy... Everything is aliens. Baseball? Yeah, it's aliens. Look at this Olmec depiction of a guy with a stick. Ancient alien baseball. Plain as the nose on your face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

De Mayan Ball Court been bery bery good to me.

Posted by: Chico Miklos-Escuela at July 18, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

70 All tests for her heart were negative thank God but they really don't know the cause. They gave her an anti inflammatory and something for pain. In 5 minutes she felt better. But they still wanted to do another enzyme test so we had to wait 2 more hours. She's resting now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:15 PM (nxdel)

71 You can be forced to join? That stinks and it's unAmerican.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:09 PM (Hrwnm)

Yes. If we want to continue to take care of our disbled friend in our home. We are paid by medicare via the state which makes us state employees.

In the Janus decision SCOTUS determined that public sector employees can't be forced to join a union. So my governor and the unions have worked together to creage a third-party payer to pay us. So now we can be forced to join the SEIU if we want to keep our jobs.An entire orginization formed solely to force us into the union.

In WA State - if you want to take care of your disabled kid or your elderly parent - you're in the union. You pay union dues.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (BJKQV)

72 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings and thanks, Mis Hum!

Did I really just see TJM here on an ONT?? No fair -- This is where I plan my fighting strategy!

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)

73 I have no friends that I am that much of a friend for.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (5p7BC)

74 Don't worry Jewells, the bite will disappear in a week or two......../

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (FT70t)

75 For those praying Morons out there, I have a prayer request. My uncle was killed in a car wreck last night, and my mom and the family are taking it pretty hard. Would appreciate prayers for Dale and our family. He lived life to its fullest, but didn't have an easy life
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (kzzyk)

That's awful. My sincere condolences.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (1Yy3c)

76 and the number one national security threat I've ever seen in my life to this country's democracy is the party that I'm in, the Republican Party.

Yat ta dada da

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:17 PM (fv0Fk)

77 dick chiggers are no fun

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 18, 2021 09:17 PM (sJHOI)

78 He lived life to its fullest, but didn't have an easy life
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (kzzyk)

Praying

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:18 PM (BJKQV)

79 In WA State - if you want to take care of your disabled kid or your elderly parent - you're in the union. You pay union dues.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (BJKQV)


It is almost like the Democrat Socialists have a sinister master plan in place and operative, while the "purported opposition" party cashes their CoC/NWO checks in Swiss banks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

80 Robert - prayers up for Dale and family.

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)

81 Would appreciate prayers for Dale and our family. He lived life to its fullest, but didn't have an easy life
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:10 PM (kzzyk)
* * * *
That's horrible news. Prayers up for Dale and the entire family. May God's grace make buoyant your coming days and ease the hardship and loss you bear.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 18, 2021 09:19 PM (rwusL)

82 I have no friends that I am that much of a friend for.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Always got a place in the trailer for you, Dr. Dave

Posted by: Endowment -free ('cept fpr Marleen) University of Miklos at July 18, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

83 77 dick chiggers are no fun
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 18, 2021 09:17 PM (sJHOI)

Wasn't Dick Chiggers shortstop for the Dodgers back in the 80s?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:20 PM (BJKQV)

84 The Yugo being blown off the Mackinac Bridge is not an urban legend. It actually happened to a young woman, found in 150' of water.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2021 09:13 PM (FT70t)

My love is too big for just one or five young women.

Posted by: Ted K at July 18, 2021 09:20 PM (7Ttpp)

85 Miklos, that's Miles and Ben in the bottom picture

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:20 PM (2kive)

86 We tried perfection. But something was wrong. Whole crops were lost. It seems that you "humans" couldn't handle perfection. You knew something was wrong and awoke raving.

So we added in pain, suffering, cruelty, hate and all the other things that "Humans" complain about and pray to whatever G-d they have to deliver them from.

It's the smell Moebius.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:20 PM (wb4G5)

87 I have bad timing.

Sorry to hear about your loss

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 18, 2021 09:21 PM (sJHOI)

88 ONT!!!

And I read the content!!!

Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

89 If you look at the picture's of Sandy's house, it isn't like there is any grass next to the driveway anyway. It is like that for many lower income homes in Florida that don't have dedicated sprinkler systems. The edges of the lawns suffer drought conditions.

I've seen this kind of Nazi enforcement in some of the upper class neighborhoods, but never in the lower class ones.

I think she is going to win.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

90 Used to stop near Bemidji, MN to visit a buddy on our way up fishing. Late spring he has his long pants tucked in his boots, a long sleeve flannel and a hat on. We were all in shorts and t-shirts. Until we learned we were picking ticks out of our shorts for a week.

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 09:21 PM (+ya+t)

91 Vaccines are working as intended, but they don't seem to do much against Corona virus.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (/aiGx)

92
What's the total number of fleebaggers? It's a little over 50, right? So with 5 now infected, that's about 10%.

10% of the full vaccinated fleebag population caught and transmitted the shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

93 And I read the content!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

*Shakes head disapprovingly*

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (1Yy3c)

94 Condolences and prayers for your uncle, IE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (7Ttpp)

95  Isn't "Miles Taylor" the former 27 year old nobody still trying to become a Somebody?
He and Ben Rhodes should get a room.
Posted by: Miklos

They already got a room. The bathroom. That's them in the last pic.

And Miley Taylor is the Julie Swetnik of Mark Felts.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (y3Tko)

96 I saw Dick Chiggers open for Loverboy in 1982

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (mZUr4)

97 76 and the number one national security threat I've ever seen in my life to this country's democracy is the party that I'm in, the Republican Party.

Yat ta dada da
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:17 PM (fv0Fk)


Sounds like he needs to be arrested right away, before he carries out some unspeakable act.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (Hrwnm)

98 I see that the US is getting rid of the name "Asian carp" because it is racist. Jesus, does our bureaucracy have nothing better to do?

Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (kzzyk)

99 Miklos, that's Miles and Ben in the bottom picture
Posted by: Ben Had

Do not want the Wide Angle Panoramic View

Posted by: Miklos, adamant on this at July 18, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

100 {{{Ladyl}}}

There you go again reading the content!
But to be fair, it is most excellent content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

101 Well I'm off to bed. Long long day. Good night all. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2021 09:23 PM (nxdel)

102 You only have to be in the Union if you ask for and get State assistance in the form of at home aid. then take that upon your self.

They figure you're taking a job away from a union worker.

They got this reversed when they did it in Illinois.

The Unions and the Democrats should be arrested on the RICO act because they form a money laundering scheme. It's local, State and Federal. Where ever Democrats are in charge and writing the labor laws. They cause the unions to hike their fees then the Union sends them political "donations". yeah. Donations. And also the Democrats are mostly associated with the crime families. All over the world.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:24 PM (wb4G5)

103 Mark Felts.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Gonna Felt--You UP!!!

Posted by: Hans and Franz from the FBI at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

104 I see that the US is getting rid of the name "Asian carp" because it is racist. Jesus, does our bureaucracy have nothing better to do?
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (kzzyk)


Who else is going to employ the human resources and intersectional gender studies graduates?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

105 Rep. Devin Nunes believes Durham Report will be forthcoming and lead to convictions.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (4nzAm)

106 Prayers up for your daughter, Jewells. And prayers for your aching back!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (rwusL)

107 I see that the US is getting rid of the name "Asian carp" because it is racist. Jesus, does our bureaucracy have nothing better to do?
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (kzzyk)

I'd bet someone from Chi-NAH's government protested just to watch Biden, who is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure, fall over himself trying to please them.

Fuck the commies.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (1Yy3c)

108 Well I'm off to bed. Long long day. Good night all. Stay safe.
Posted by: Jewells45

*caresses keychain*

Posted by: Miklos, 33rd Degree Moron at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

109 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 18, 2021 09:26 PM (8xiTL)

110 Awww, Miles Taylor is trying to make a name for himself. Trying to get a seat at the big boys table. How adorable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (QFVV9)

111 A massage might work well for an aching back.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (1Yy3c)

112 evening {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (JFzNN)

113 I see that the US is getting rid of the name "Asian carp" because it is racist. Jesus, does our bureaucracy have nothing better to do?
Posted by: In Exile

"All Chinks are slopes, but not all Slopes are Chinks"

Posted by: Arcie "Miklos" Bunker whose Old Papa learned that in Korea at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

114 You won't get a job in the trades in Crook County if you don't belong to a union.

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (+ya+t)

115 Have crossed the Mackinac bridge riding a motorcycle. Lateral winds make it fun...but the really fun part is that portions of it have a steel grate deck...so, on a bike, you look down at the water far below. Bonus: because of the longitudinal grating, a motorcycle tends to weave side-to-side, almost as if you have a flat tire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:28 PM (3fR4G)

116 27 years old? He doesn't know shit about the intel business.

Also, I call bullshit, he's never been a Republican.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:28 PM (5p7BC)

117 European carp to be renamed Huwite Oppressor Patricarp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:28 PM (7Ttpp)

118 You won't get a job in the trades in Crook County if you don't belong to a union.
Posted by: dartist
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...and are a registered Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (3fR4G)

119 In WA State - if you want to take care of your disabled kid or your elderly parent - you're in the union. You pay union dues.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:16 PM (BJKQV)


And decent people won't play this game. Too bad some people are impervious to shame.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (Hrwnm)

120
The only way this could get better is if the hotel the fleebaggers are holed up in has bedbugs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

121 Saying Asian Carp is not racist. Now if you say that you can tell them apart from the other kind because of their shifty, slanty eyes, well that might be a bit problematic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (rfYv5)

122 In Exile, may GOD grant peace, grace and in time, acceptance.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

123 A campground full of Legos would also be another reason why not to camp in the nude.

Take that as it is or you can go step on some Legos, per Britney's message to the world.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (xxG/v)

124 This guy I met in a bar loaned me the car officer.

What's his name? I dunno. Where were you to meet to give him back the car? Uh, the bar. Where's the bar? I forget.

This is not an uncommon story. Strangely enough the person who owns the car/vehicle never heard of the guy. Surprise. I know.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (wb4G5)

125 A massage might work well for an aching back.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:27 PM (1Yy3c)

Were I to be able to afford it, I'd absolutely pay for one. Back, shoulders, tension headaches, et al.

I'll poll the NoVaMoMee attendees!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (cvNl1)

126 Weren't the Huwites the people the Jews kicked out before settling Israel?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (1Yy3c)

127 Very sorry to hear about Dale. While it happens eventually to all of us, it is never easy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (5p7BC)

128 Gonna Felt--You UP!!!
Posted by: Hans and Franz

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (y3Tko)

129 redc1c4, after numerous failed attempts you should have mail of some sort.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2kive)

130 "All Chinks are slopes, but not all Slopes are Chinks"
Posted by: Arcie "Miklos" Bunker
------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Svelte Chess Thread Chinktress at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (3fR4G)

131 redc4 Job of the Day

Munitions Systems Specialist-
U.S. Air National Guard
Virgin Islands

Posted by: Miklos, not in it for the money, or not much at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

132 Dear {{{Hrothgar}}} and {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

133 The only way this could get better is if the hotel the fleebaggers are holed up in has bedbugs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)
* * * *
From your lips to God's ears...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (rwusL)

134 No, that's not Friendship, that's teh ghey right there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2021 09:05 PM (EZebt)



The courtesy of a reach-around.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (yQpMk)

135 Were those South Africans firing blanks?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

136 102 You only have to be in the Union if you ask for and get State assistance in the form of at home aid. then take that upon your self.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:24 PM (wb4G5)

It's if the person being cared for gets medicare. And they can't get medicare (at least in our case) unless they have paid providers. So no health insurance or anything.

Also we, and most people who care for a loved one, cannot do so without state aid.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (BJKQV)

137 Some other guy did it.

A constant refrain of arrestees. Yet it's not really that stupid as they then get marked down initially as in possession and not actual theft.

That will happen later but in some jurisdictions they can get bail for stolen possession and get away.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (wb4G5)

138 Were I to be able to afford it, I'd absolutely pay for one.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:30 PM (cvNl1)

Get a chick, they do it for free.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (1Yy3c)

139

Steel grate bridge decks are no fun on a motorbike, but I've been assured the perceived instability is illusory...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (OvSIg)

140 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (TdMsT)

141 Prayers, In Exile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

142 The only way this could get better is if the hotel the fleebaggers are holed up in has bedbugs.
Posted by: publius,

Too, too icky.

We brought our own, thank you.

Posted by: TX Fleebaggers at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

143
Oh Lord, I can only hope. Lizzie Warren met with the fleebaggers as well as Kameltoe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (Mzdiz)

144 135 Were those South Africans firing blanks?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2DOZq)
------------

Illustration of why they say, 'practice, practice, practice'.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (fv0Fk)

145 Well if you are going to forced to be in a union, there is nothing to stop you from being a VERY active union member.

Running for office in the union could be fun.

Be such a pain in the ass that they want to kick you out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (5p7BC)

146 And The Grateful Dead AND Tom Petty?

You DO love me, MisHum! B

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:33 PM (U2p+3)

147 But you'd have to buy nice things for the chick.

So maybe not free per se.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (1Yy3c)

148 Get a chick, they do it for free.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (1Yy3c)

You always pay for it. One way, or the other.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (cvNl1)

149 In Exile, prayers up for you and all in your family on the loss of your uncle.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (SRRAx)

150 Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:32 PM (BJKQV)

I know. I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (wb4G5)

151 And decent people won't play this game. Too bad some people are impervious to shame.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 09:29 PM (Hrwnm)

It's just amazing. So many people who care for a loved one exist just above, or on, or below the poverty line. And now...union dues.
So the union can spend the money campaigning for our governor.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:35 PM (BJKQV)

152 And chicks can nag but that's easily solved with ear plugs.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:35 PM (1Yy3c)

153 Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (cvNl1)

Ass. Grass. Gas.

No one rides for free.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:35 PM (wb4G5)

154 Jewells, hope your daughter is OK! {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 18, 2021 09:35 PM (SRRAx)

155 I know. I was being sarcastic.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (wb4G5)

Sorry. Missed it. Quite frustrated.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (BJKQV)

156 You always pay for it. One way, or the other.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider

Yer doin it RONG

Posted by: Darleen, Carleen, Charleen and sometime their cousin Carleen at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

157
Steel grate bridge decks are no fun on a motorbike, but I've been assured the perceived instability is illusory...
Posted by: Zettai
------

I've dealt with it many times. The *sensation* of loss of control is very real.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (2nFxy)

158 A sad night here. A church friend of mine died of a pulmonary embolism from pneumonia today.

A young man barely 40, leaving a wife and two sons by a previous marriage and two step children. Everyone is heartbroken.

He waited until he was very sick to go the doctor, just toughing it out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

159 Damn! Ive seen some f'd up restrooms, outhouses, and honeybuckets, but that last pic takes the cake!

Posted by: Rex B at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (Od24J)

160 {{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

161 (1Yy3c)

Troll or idiot.

Hard to tell nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (PZBsS)

162 No one rides for free.
Posted by: jakee308

Sometimes

Posted by: Miklos, the Six Minute Abs hitchhiker guy at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

163 You always pay for it. One way, or the other.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:34 PM (cvNl1)


Same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

164 144 135 Were those South Africans firing blanks?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

naw, all of them have a bunch a kids.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:38 PM (rfYv5)

165 He waited until he was very sick to go the doctor, just toughing it out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
___

Condolences.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 09:38 PM (PZBsS)

166 No one rides for free.
Posted by: jakee308

Sometimes
Posted by: Miklos, the Six Minute Abs hitchhiker guy at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)


No!! Not SIX!!!! Seven's the number!

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2021 09:38 PM (mZUr4)

167 Same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

Ain't that the truth.

But. The MoMee awaits!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (cvNl1)

168 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

169 My Teamster steward at UPS had the easiest job ever. Go to several hundred truck bays, ask a few questions, and get told "fuck off, I'm busy" by several hundred sweaty stevedores who wished they had an easy job like him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (7Ttpp)

170

Brandi Love, the famous movie star and guest columnist for The Federalist, was ejected from the Turning Point USA summit in Tampa yesterday...


https://is.gd/americas_favourite_MILF

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (OvSIg)

171
Out of an abundance of caution and compassion, all 50+ fleebaggers need to be put on ventilators immediately.

And have a liter of each of three main vaccines, plus any more they can source, mainlined into them. And then, in a show of Democrat solidarity, they can be taken to the WH residence for convalescence. Dr. Jill can look after them, and Uncle Joe can keep their spirits up with all his "stories".

The Senate and House Democrat leadership should meet regularly with them, for hours on end, in that nice enclosed indoor space with recirculating air.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (Mzdiz)

172 Condolences.

Thank you. We guys can be very stupid.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

173 No!! Not SIX!!!! Seven's the number!
Posted by: Doof

Certificate in Marketing AWARDED

Posted by: University of Miklos Institute for Advanced Studies Y'all at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

174 Glenmorangie Nectar D'or for me tonight. I can't WAIT to meet you crazy people on Saturday.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (cvNl1)

175 Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (QBfv4)

176 Ladyl!
How are you, sweet lady?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (U2p+3)

177 Miklos, when an opening for a horseshoeing instructor in Israel comes up, let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (2kive)

178 Miles Davis > Miles Taylor

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)

179 (1Yy3c)

Troll or idiot.

Hard to tell nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 09:37 PM (PZBsS)

Been here 12 years and counting.

Posted by: Robert loses count after 15...fucking numbers maaaan! at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (1Yy3c)

180 Last picture reminded me of my dad. He was never a patient person, and decided to get both his wrists operated on for carpal tunnel at the same time. He said that after that, he really learned who his friends were.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (0tmoY)

181 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

Prayers up for that family, may they find some peace and have lots of help from their church family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

182 Brandi Love, the famous movie star and guest columnist for The Federalist, was ejected from the Turning Point USA summit in Tampa yesterday...

https://is.gd/americas_favourite_MILF
Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:39 PM (OvSIg)

that was a pretty gay thing for them to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (rfYv5)

183 Glenmorangie Nectar D'or
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This strikes me as an unfortunate melding of cultures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (l0Lgi)

184 176 Ladyl!
How are you, sweet lady?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (U2p+3)


I'm getting excited for the NOVAMOME!

How are you, dahlin?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

185 Well if you are going to forced to be in a union, there is nothing to stop you from being a VERY active union member.
--------
Unions around here insist you play along. Buddy had coworkers killed crossing picket lines. They don't play.

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 09:42 PM (+ya+t)

186 Brandi Love, the famous movie star and guest columnist for The Federalist, was ejected from the Turning Point USA summit in Tampa yesterday...

Posted by: Zettai

They kicked me out too, after I tried to register as "Brandi Love".

Posted by: Miklos, Doctor of Love and Brandy, palinka, slivovitz... at July 18, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

187 I walked across the lower deck of the George Washington Bridge across the Hudson.

the walkway is an open grate floor. So you look at your feet and you see the river 150' + below you.

It was definitely a trip.

I got only half way cause a Bridge Authority truck rolled up and the guy said to get in and he'd take me the rest of the way. I said I wanted to walk it and he said In or else (call the cops next I guess) so I got the ride to the other side. I really wanted to walk the whole thing. I'm not sure I could've made it. It was scary to some extent. My mind knew I was safe but my reptile brain was gibbering in a corner.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:42 PM (wb4G5)

188 {{{Ben Had}}}!!!

How are you, sister?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (TdMsT)

189 This strikes me as an unfortunate melding of cultures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (l0Lgi)

It's quickly becoming a favourite of mine.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (cvNl1)

190
Miles Taylor sounds like a guy whose experience in national security was getting coffee for Brennan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (mht8P)

191 I'm getting excited for the NOVAMOME!

How are you, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

I'm ok. Trying to figure out how to get to SoCal to see my Marine. I miss him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

192 Clocking in late. But voting *present.*


Hope everybody's doing fine as can be expected.

Off to check out content. Grateful Dead live I see.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - because someone had to be at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (xdNUT)

193 Miles Davis > Miles Taylor
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)

Myles Kennedy.

No snark, just an excuse to post Myles Kennedy.

https://youtu.be/hAD_82BD7k4

Posted by: Robert loses count after 15...fucking numbers maaaan! at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (1Yy3c)

194 He waited until he was very sick to go the doctor, just toughing it out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (yQpMk)
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Sorry for your loss and the family's.

Myths abound on the internet.
When one is sick he should go to the doctor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (fv0Fk)

195
I'm ok. Trying to figure out how to get to SoCal to see my Marine. I miss him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 09:43 PM (U2p+3)


I hope you can get there soon.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

196 What would the little rascals' dog drink?

Peaty scotch!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (4nzAm)

197 Brandi Love, the famous movie star and guest columnist for The Federalist, was ejected from the Turning Point USA summit in Tampa yesterday...


*hastily cleans out spare room in Manufactured Housing McMiklosMansion*

Posted by: Miklos, open and welcoming at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

198 Ladyl, put a package of chicken jerky in your bag. You can thank me later.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (2kive)

199 115 Have crossed the Mackinac bridge riding a motorcycle. Lateral winds make it fun...but the really fun part is that portions of it have a steel grate deck...so, on a bike, you look down at the water far below. Bonus: because of the longitudinal grating, a motorcycle tends to weave side-to-side, almost as if you have a flat tire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:28 PM (3fR4G)

Oh hell no!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2021 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

200 Miles Taylor sounds like a guy whose experience in national security was getting coffee for Brennan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Delivered under, not on, the table.

Posted by: Miklos is aware of such at July 18, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

201 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Menu
Menu
Menu
Menu
'First available appointment, August 10'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ELgVT)

202 Miles Taylor sounds like a guy whose experience in national security was getting coffee for Brennan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Delivered under, not on, the table.
Posted by: Miklos is aware of such


Types...

*Deletes*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

203 When I search Brandi Love all I get is results for some porn star.

Should...should I click the links?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:47 PM (1Yy3c)

204 201 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Menu
Menu
Menu
Menu
'First available appointment, August 10'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ELgVT)
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ER is open 27/7.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:48 PM (fv0Fk)

205 [i/]'First available appointment, August 10'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:46 PM (ELgVT)

"If this is an emergency hang up and go the nearest emergency room!"--Repeat at every menu option!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

206 The bridge that scared me the most is the Lake Charles / Calcasieu River I-10 bridge. I'm surprised it hasn't collapsed yet.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

207 Ladyl, I'm good and excited to meet Bif. MiniMoMe out at the ranch.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:49 PM (2kive)

208 ER is open 27/7.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:48 PM (fv0Fk)

Are those the Daylight Savings Time hours?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:49 PM (1Yy3c)

209 ER is open 27/7.
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Yeah, that would be my luck, to show up at hour 26.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:49 PM (ELgVT)

210 25 Evening, Horde...How goes it? Re: Mackinaw Bridge -- The first time I crossed that bridge was during a massive thunderstorm and high winds. Great fun for all! It was much nicer on the way back...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (K5n5d)

Does the bridge authority still provide a driver for those who are too skittish to drive across themselves?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2021 09:50 PM (qyH+l)

211 Should...should I click the links?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:47 PM



You can always trust links provided by Yours Truly...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:50 PM (OvSIg)

212 198 Ladyl, put a package of chicken jerky in your bag. You can thank me later.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (2kive)


Will do!

For the beasties?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:50 PM (TdMsT)

213 I'm not much of a porn guy so I don't know who Brandy Love is. But even if she's been paid to fuck for a living, she's less of a whore than anyone at TPUSA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:50 PM (7Ttpp)

214 208 ER is open 27/7.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:48 PM (fv0Fk)

Are those the Daylight Savings Time hours?
Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:49 PM (1Yy3c)


Nah that's UTC, because the poofter Brits be effed up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

215 Ladyl, put a package of chicken jerky in your bag.
- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Posted by: Major Miklos Kong at July 18, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

216 207 Ladyl, I'm good and excited to meet Bif. MiniMoMe out at the ranch.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:49 PM (2kive)


Oh what fun!

I'm a little jealous, I must confess!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

217 "how long meth stays in your system after initial consumption"

4-5 days. In case your friend asks you to ask for him.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 18, 2021 09:52 PM (49Exr)

218 some 47% of new infections are people who've had the injection(s). And the mutations are forming because of those who have had the injection. It's just affecting people differently and over time will probably affect almost everyone that got the shot. That may or may not mean they get sick but their system has been overwound.

And they knew about the thrombosis (clotting) when they put this stuff out. It comes from the amount of spike protein agitating the immune system to flood the body with platelets to sweep that protein up.

Dr in Canada says what's happening is micro clotting which then gets out of hand and can flood the lungs/heart with the immune reaction to the spike protein.

See they don't regulate how much protein gets made by the body in reaction except by the amount of the drug they inject. If it's too much then people will be overwhelmed and their system clots up. Too little and there's no immunity and it's different for everyone cause we all react differently.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:52 PM (wb4G5)

219 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

Prayers up for that family, may they find some peace and have lots of help from their church family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Amen!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 18, 2021 09:53 PM (rwusL)

220 that was a pretty gay thing for them to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2021 09:41 PM (rfYv5)

They're a ConPAC. Probably more sodomy in that hotel than at an SF pride festival.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:53 PM (7Ttpp)

221 My nieces have so many kids with birthdays close together they rented a little park district cabin to celebrate them all at once. No alcohol, not good. Filled up my cooler and made red solo cup trips with all the dads. Really nice day and I didn't get busted on the way home!

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

222 ...Three pair of nylon stockings.

Posted by: Major Miklos Kong at July 18, 2021 09:51 PM



A fellow could have a smashing weekend in Bimton, Newyorkistan with all those things...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 09:53 PM (OvSIg)

223 *Grateful Dead clip abruptly ends*

WTF is it with this kind of thing?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Grateful D at July 18, 2021 09:54 PM (xdNUT)

224 215 Ladyl, put a package of chicken jerky in your bag. - One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Posted by: Major Miklos Kong at July 18, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ). Well, duh! Did you seriously think I would forget these items??!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

225 "how long meth stays in your system after initial consumption"


Never look gift meth in the mouth.

Posted by: Things Old Pappy never actually said, but could have at July 18, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

226 Posted by: Major Miklos Kong at July 18, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ). Well, duh! Did you seriously think I would forget these items??!!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

Russia? Ya all forgot the case of Marlboro cigarettes... they do still smoke over there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2021 09:55 PM (oHd/0)

227 Ladyl, yes. The high princess will be smitten

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:57 PM (2kive)

228 Well, duh! Did you seriously think I would forget these items??!!
Posted by: Ladyl

"Amateurs talk MoMe strategy, professionals talk MoMe logistics."

Posted by: attributed to Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley at July 18, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

229
brandi love, the porn star from Florida?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 18, 2021 09:58 PM (bTQ72)

230 Well, the answer is 3-5 days, like most stimulants. But in reality, the answer is "forever," since you'll never stop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 09:58 PM (7Ttpp)

231 98 I see that the US is getting rid of the name "Asian carp" because it is racist. Jesus, does our bureaucracy have nothing better to do?
Posted by: In Exile at July 18, 2021 09:22 PM (kzzyk)

Didn't the gov't try to change the name of a peak called "Nellie's Nipple"? Wait until they translate
"Grand Tetons" from the French.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2021 09:59 PM (qyH+l)

232 Wepl, just finished, Biblical Series I: Introduction to the Idea of God, by Jordan Peterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wWBGo6a2w

Guess I'll go another round with, Biblical Series II: Genesis 1: Chaos & Order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrLQ7DpiWs

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:59 PM (fv0Fk)

233 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.

I tried that yesterday. Just got home two hours ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 18, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

234 Brandi Love is a butterface even for porn .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

235 Russia? Ya all forgot the case of Marlboro cigarettes... they do still smoke over there.
Posted by: Romeo13

I remember the odd Marlbies that showed up in Hungary in the 90s.

Turned out to be part of a massive smuggling operation using Ukrainian Air Force transports by way of Czechistan.

Posted by: Now that you mention it at July 18, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

236 brandi love, the porn star from Florida?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 18, 2021 09:58 PM (bTQ72)

I guess porn stars are a right leaning bunch.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:01 PM (1Yy3c)

237 227 Ladyl, yes. The high princess will be smitten
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 09:57 PM (2kive)


I'll hunt some down first thing tomorrow!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

238 3 [44 names] 'mindful webworker - dancing in my mind'

Well, finally!

I mentioned last week that I fell down the back steps at my Mom's, with some significant but apparently not permanent damage. I've spent the week here at Mom's, recuperating. And using her net connection with a steady IP. So, yay, on the sockpuppet list again for the first time in a long while. The badly scraped and bruised thigh muscle, the sprained tendons, the cracked back rib, all worth it to get on the list.

Heading home tomorrow to our poor, abandoned kitties... and variable IP.

Posted by: mindful webworker - "it's only pain, and that is all / why do it hurt the way it do?..." at July 18, 2021 10:01 PM (xdNUT)

239 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.

I tried that yesterday. Just got home two hours ago.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Tip-

Never say "Doc, it hurts when I do this".

Posted by: Miklos, semi-retired vaudevillian at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

240 232 Wepl, just finished, Biblical Series I: Introduction to the Idea of God, by Jordan Peterson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wWBGo6a2w

Guess I'll go another round with, Biblical Series II: Genesis 1: Chaos & Order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrLQ7DpiWs

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:59 PM (fv0Fk)

WATCH IT ALL!!!!!!!! THE ENTIRE SERIES!!!!!!!

It's totally worthwhile.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM (1Yy3c)

241 Evening, Horde!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM (OssQ4)

242 Good evening everyone. Happy Sunday.!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM (D44eV)

243 I used to buy untaxed Marlboros from Moldova.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 10:03 PM (7Ttpp)

244 Good evening everyone. Happy Sunday.!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM



Get bent...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:03 PM (OvSIg)

245 Brandi Love is a butterface even for porn .
Posted by: Just a side note

Biscuit.Buttered.

Posted by: Miklos, non-judgemental at July 18, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

246 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.

I tried that yesterday. Just got home two hours ago.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Tip-

Never say "Doc, it hurts when I do this".
Posted by: Miklos, semi-retired vaudevillian at July 18, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

I told my doctor, "Doc, I broke my leg in 12 places!"

He said, "So stop going to those 12 places."

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:04 PM (1Yy3c)

247 I hope you can get there soon.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

Just don't stay there more than 59 days in a year or they'll try to tax you forever.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2021 10:04 PM (qyH+l)

248 Never say "Doc, it hurts when I do this".

He did say he'd never seen someone so fat move like that, so at least I got some bonus points there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 18, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)

249 Ben Had!
Hello, sweet Matron! I'm looking forward to seeing you in October. The airline is messing with me and just changed my flight time to arrive very late Thursday night. I'm going to try to cancel and reschedule.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 10:05 PM (U2p+3)

250 Not gonna be able to make the NoVaMoMe - logistics are too difficult for me and daughter without hubby along. Will be at the Texas MoMe, though!

And was someone getting together a Lake Tahoe MoMe? DD#1 is expecting our first grandbaby in December, so we can schedule future visits around that (they live in Truckee)!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 18, 2021 10:05 PM (SRRAx)

251 244 Good evening everyone. Happy Sunday.!

Posted by: Tonypete

Get bent...
Posted by: Zettai

That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2021 10:05 PM (D44eV)

252 Congrats, Teresa.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:06 PM (PZBsS)

253 I used to buy untaxed Marlboros from Moldova.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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She's not around anymore, or you quit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 10:07 PM (CTJwJ)

254 Get bent...
Posted by: Zettai

That escalated quickly.
Posted by: Tonypete

At warp speed.

Posted by: Miklos needs ice at July 18, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

255 If Trump had won, would twitter et al ban people for talking about voter fraud?

The people who told us, every week for 3 years, that Trump was going to fire Mueller?

If you don't make these people feel foolish, if you don't mock them, then you're not doing the minimum. If you don't lay into them until they cry hot tears, then they haven't paid back pennies on the dollar to what they've done to you. And what they WILL do. They know they stole the election, and they have no regrets when it comes to power.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:07 PM (ybIRR)

256 Vanessa keeps saying "atlatlatlatl." I think she wants me to buy her an atlatl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 10:08 PM (7Ttpp)

257 I thought SCOTUS ruled you don't have to pay the union dues even if you're in the union. I know a number of Oregon SEIU thralls that have opted out of paying the dues. If you have to join make sure you aren't also signing on board to pay.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 18, 2021 10:08 PM (Mo2gk)

258 City Announces Cancellation of "America First" Rally at Private Venue, Claims Security Threats + "Values" (Anaheim, CA)

https://tinyurl.com/575xa369

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:08 PM (PZBsS)

259 I used to buy untaxed Marlboros from Moldova.
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When they started getting pricey here I ordered cartons in flat boxes from Switzerland cheaper until NY stopped it coming in.

Posted by: dartist at July 18, 2021 10:09 PM (+ya+t)

260
Check out the latest on Alex Berenson's twitter feed. Israel was farther along on the vaccination curve that most other countries, and the evidence of vaccine failure there is now undeniable.

It appears the spike-protein only immunity is waning over time (and this stupidly, spike-only, is the easiest for the virus to evade by mutation -- natural immunity is to proteins from the whole virus, and that is much harder to evade).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 18, 2021 10:09 PM (f1Vqw)

261 I quit. Moldova's still around. And I assume smuggling cigarettes *back* to the US.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2021 10:10 PM (7Ttpp)

262 Mindful, I sure hope you recover quickly!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:10 PM (Hrwnm)

263 Spike Protein would be a great name for a prog rock band.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:11 PM (1Yy3c)

264 256 Vanessa keeps saying "atlatlatlatl." I think she wants me to buy her an atlatl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

As a good father, it is your duty to procure one for her and set up a target and teach her to use it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 10:11 PM (U2p+3)

265 My mother had Elvis's version of "My Way" played at the end of her funeral.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 18, 2021 10:11 PM (BMmaB)

266

All the smokers I know in the Southern Tier go to Pennsyltucky for their heathen weed...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:11 PM (OvSIg)

267 Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:08 PM (PZBsS)
Free speech was really only a suggestion, not a right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 18, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

268 nurse, you will have transport awaiting when ever you get in. I will come myself and you won't have a grand tour around Dallas.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (2kive)

269 Greetings nighttime fappers and fappees. Just got in from jam night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (HaL55)

270 Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:07 PM (ybIRR)

They spent the entire Trump presidency lying about totally made up Russia, and laughing at us about it. Every fucking day.

Doesn't mean they're not miserable bastards with miserable hateful lives. But they did laugh at us, a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (f39+s)

271 ...You could have yourself a weekend in Vegas with all that.

Peterson's talks are great. Cain, the bad brother, knew that his offerings were not good. He didn't know why or how, but the inadequacy would have gnawed at him, no matter how he might cover it up, EG Salieri in Amadeus.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (ybIRR)

272 Apropos of Britney topic.

Does anyone remember sweet, innocent 12-year-o!d Grace Vanderwaal from America's Got Talent, in 2016? I looked her up on YouTube yesterday to see if my grim prediction was accurate. It was, exactly. She's 17 now, and she definitely took the ticket. Shaved head, devil horns, evil music with lyrics very specifically describing selling her soul for fame, to Simon Cowell and Sony Music. The record label is even called "Syco".

I'm not happy that I called it, but I did.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (OssQ4)

273 Cuomo charges $9 for a can of Copenhagen. Damn right they go to Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (U+yQy)

274 I shall endeavor to embed spike proteins into all future comments.

Posted by: Miklos, glad he bought this extinct volcano before the market went crazy at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

275 Doesn't mean they're not miserable bastards with miserable hateful lives. But they did laugh at us, a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (f39+s)

But that they enjoyed immensely, every second of it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! (hOUT3) at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

276 Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:08 PM (PZBsS)
Free speech was really only a suggestion, not a right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (PZBsS)

277 Just got in from jam night.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (HaL55)

How were the apricots?

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (1Yy3c)

278 Does anyone remember sweet, innocent 12-year-o!d Grace Vanderwaal
___

No.

Then again, never watched that or any other 'talent' 'reality' show.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (PZBsS)

279 Hi all. Goodnight.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (OU+8W)

280 The grating section of the Mackinaw Bridge is only in the middle lanes. Drive in the outside lanes, they're paved.
Yes, the bridge authority still provides drivers for those too scared to drive themselves.
In high winds, the speed limit can be changed down to as slow as 5 mph.
Lastly, the bridge is 4 lanes wide and 5 miles long. How flipping extensive a search could have been done in 2.5 hours?

Posted by: Terentia at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (9Nlqa)

281 Vanessa keeps saying "atlatlatlatl." I think she wants me to buy her an atlatl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Oh Sword Dancing Step-Daughters of Old Uncle!

The Horde cries out!

Posted by: Miklosov, Honorary Guest Slav at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

282 How were the apricots?

Ackshully, tonight was blueberry night. We made enough to last us until prolly the holidays.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (HaL55)

283 Then again, never watched that or any other 'talent' 'reality' show. Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM (PZBsS

Many moons ago, I watched Star Search every once in a while. I actually saw Sinbad in a club before he was on the show. He was funny as hell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 18, 2021 10:17 PM (BMmaB)

284 Hi all. Goodnight.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Hi?

"Hallo" in Hungarian usually means "goodbye".

So all is OK Dokay

Posted by: Miklosov, Honorary Guest Translator at July 18, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

285 Doesn't mean they're not miserable bastards with miserable hateful lives. But they did laugh at us, a lot.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2021 10:12 PM (f39+s)


Well that's just what I was talking about with Cain. We either extract a confession or we dumbly wait for the situation to boil over in a bad way. That's the minimum. Am I wrong?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:17 PM (ybIRR)

286
I just observed a young male hair phenomenon earlier this evening. We all are painfully aware of the man-bun.

Well, this is a man bee-hive. Young punk had a beehive piled on top his head. I mean, a ceiling fan is a danger to his hair.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 18, 2021 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)

287 The Cause is all-consuming and the admission of being imperfect themselves calls into question their motives, means, and methods.

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:18 PM (5We2S)

288 During the aughts, those shows were a thing, according to the soldiers who were watching downrange.

Never had the time, nor inclination, to watch.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:19 PM (PZBsS)

289 I don't actually "watch" the show, mind you. I'm sure it was a recommended video on YouTube when I saw it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 18, 2021 10:19 PM (OssQ4)

290 My governor has worked quite hard to force me and my wife to join the SEIU. We will be joining in January, against our will.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2021 09:04 PM (BJKQV)

What's stopping you from moving to a right-to-work State?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2021 10:19 PM (XNgIl)

291 We had a "fun" week. Bunch of my husband's friends tried to stage an intervention. As in, they all ganged up on him to pressure him to get the shots.

I'm getting a little peeved.

We're gonna !!!DIE!!! from the Covid, and if we aren't concerned for ourselves, we are spreading Covid and making other people !!!DIE!!!

Uh. We don't live in a NY nursing home. We've been repeatedly, directly exposed at least half a dozen times, so I'm thinking we're immune already, like 30-80% of Americans (depending on who you listen to). And we can't spread a disease we don't have. If we get sick, we will stay home.

*getting grouchy about the whole thing*

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:20 PM (Hrwnm)

292 a ceiling fan is a danger to his hair.
Posted by: publius,

I just bought a couple of those long butane grill lighters.

Just....mentioning

Posted by: Miklos, might need MOAR ALIBIS at July 18, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

293 What's stopping you from moving to a right-to-work State?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

They're caring for a family friend in their home.

They have to join a union in WA to care for their friend.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:20 PM (PZBsS)

294
Moscow had to cancel its city "vaccine passport" crap. No one was following it. The black market easily provided anyone with a fake vaccine/immunity papers, and the business owners weren't enforcing it anyway.

They were making the govt. look like fools, so they just said fuck it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)

295 Good night all! Looking forward to seeing people at the NoVaMoMe!

Posted by: Iris at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (6lKe4)

296 Oh Sword Dancing Step-Daughters of Old Uncle!

The Horde cries out!

Posted by: Miklosov, Honorary Guest Slav at July 18, 2021 10:15 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqn7Umb-_Y

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (OvSIg)

297 How unfortunate, the Toxic 39-year-old who got famous for teasing her schoolgirl outfit won't be performing live.

Snuff out the Light, Emperor's New Groove

https://youtu.be/374xW4zZbZA

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (ybIRR)

298 We had a "fun" week. A bunch of my husband's friends tried to stage an intervention. As in, they all ganged up on him to pressure him to get the shots.
___

Nice friends.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (PZBsS)

299 Watching Columbo where Dick Van Dyke is the photographer murderer.

DVD is such a liar in this one, lol..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (ufFY8)

300 My governor has worked quite hard to force me and my wife to join the SEIU. We will be joining in January, against our will.
Posted by: 29Victor



Janus v. American Federation of State, County, and Municipal Employees

Mebbe

Posted by: Miklos, not a lawyer in your state or province or future territory at July 18, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

301 Emmie, that's a shame. I guess I see one benefit to not having very many close friends. No interventions.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 18, 2021 10:23 PM (OssQ4)

302 Emmie, that's a shame. I guess I see one benefit to not having very many close friends. No interventions.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:24 PM (PZBsS)

303 DVD is such a liar in this one, lol..
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Columbo picked up on the fake Cockney accent.

Posted by: Miklos, chim-chim-cheree at July 18, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

304 Emmie, that's a shame. I guess I see one benefit to not having very many close friends. No interventions.
___

Yep.
Posted by: SMH

I decline to intervene.

Also, she got a TANK

Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at July 18, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

305 Nice friends.

No kidding.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 10:25 PM (HaL55)

306 When one is sick he should go to the doctor.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Menu...
'First available appointment, August 10'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 09:46

OK, weird health experience here yesterday. I was grilling the lamb chops J loves. Got really tired, couldn't finish, asked her to bring them in. Plates assembled, broc/caul casserole, chops and crispy fries. Meal I love.

I could only eat a bite and had to lay down. Slept fitfully, coughing a lot. No appetite. So today lethargic again, dozed a bit, finally ate the meal tonight.

Was this just some random bug, or was it my taste of China Flu?

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 10:25 PM (55Qr6)

307 Some people just need their wigs dashed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 18, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)

308 Columbo picked up on the fake Cockney accent. Posted by: Miklos, chim-chim-cheree at July 18, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ
Tripped him up with an ottoman.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 18, 2021 10:27 PM (BMmaB)

309

The last (only) time I was subjected to 'peer pressure' to get teh jab, I shut them up by saying I was waiting for the mail-in option with no ID required...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:28 PM (OvSIg)

310 I saw Dashed Wigs open for the B52s at the Levee in '84.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

311
Greetings nighttime fappers and fappees. Just got in from jam night.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Space Jam?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

312 I'm vacationing with family at the beach this week. My sil is a DO and quite the supporter of Biden and leftist trash concerning masks and the shot BUT she has been a delightful guest and we are having fun. No talk about politics or the shot except to say her 17 yr old daughter got the Moderna shot and now has developed all sorts of 'unexpected' symptoms. Feel bad for the kid but why the hell did she even get the shot?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2021 10:29 PM (D44eV)

313 50 Photos That Will Kinda Change Your Perspective On Everything

https://bit.ly/3xQgoYI

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 10:30 PM (yQpMk)

314 it my taste of China Flu?

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 10:25 PM



It's likely guinea worms...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:30 PM (OvSIg)

315 MSNBC==the place where people who are full of crap go to vent.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at July 18, 2021 10:30 PM (qni/E)

316 Were those South Africans firing blanks?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 18, 2021 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

So that was South Africa? I watched the video, and guessed that from the accent and the road signs made for left-side traffic, but the presenter didn't say, AFAIK. But he babbled a lot about his monetization or whatever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2021 10:30 PM (bJqh4)

317 Space Jam?

Time jam. A lot of jammers showed up and we played a lot longer than we were supposed to. Good crowd, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 10:31 PM (HaL55)

318
Was this just some random bug, or was it my taste of China Flu?
Posted by: Farme
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Fever?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 10:31 PM (l0Lgi)

319 50 Photos That Will Kinda Change Your Perspective On Everything

.....

I looked up to about number 10, then concluded that the title was hyperbolic.

I don't feel as though my perspective on anything has changed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:33 PM (5We2S)

320 *general incomprehesibleness*

Posted by: dashed Lace Wigs for Sale at July 18, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

321 I don't feel as though my perspective on anything has changed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:33 PM (5We2S)



The hummingbird eggs were interesting. Maybe a couple of others.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2021 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

322 It's likely guinea worms...
Posted by: Zettai

If an illegal alien attempts to burst from your chest for more than four minutes, consult your health care provider.

Posted by: Miklos-Martin Shkreli, second most famous Albanian-American at July 18, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

323 Mindful, I sure hope you recover quickly!
Posted by: Emmie


Thanks, Emmie. Bruises and scrapes healing nicely. Cracked rib... has its own timetable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sometimes cracked, never broken at July 18, 2021 10:36 PM (xdNUT)

324 Myths abound on the internet.
When one is sick he should go to the doctor.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 09:44 PM (fv0Fk)

And with all the WuFlu crap going on, maybe he was loath to see a doctor, for fear of being forcefully vaccinated, or slammed into quarantine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2021 10:37 PM (Bp1Bz)

325 it my taste of China Flu?

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 10:25 PM



It's likely guinea worms...
Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:30 PM (OvSIg)

Dude, be real!

It's clearly early onset Ebola.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 10:37 PM (1Yy3c)

326
Top Columbo guest murderers. Patrick McGoohan holds the record, 4 stints as the murderer, and many non-overlapping stints as director. He and Peter Falk were big bubs.

McGoohan did two times in the '70s and two in the '90s. But Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp did three each in the 70s.

I'll have to say Jack Cassidy made the best murderers. Had he lived, he would've probably done several in the '90s and would've been the all-time champ.

Culp was in one of the '90s, but he was not the murderer. He was the murderer's daddy, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 10:37 PM (Mzdiz)

327 Culp was in one of the '90s, but he was not the murderer. He was the murderer's daddy, though.
Posted by: publius,


Daddy? Not culpable.

Posted by: Miklos, ze mystere she eez sol-ved at July 18, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

328 253 I used to buy untaxed Marlboros from Moldova.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
---------

She's not around anymore, or you quit?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 10:07 PM (CTJwJ)


---------

Boris Badinov convinced her to go into Amway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:39 PM (VxC1e)

329 Boris Badinov convinced her to go into Amway.
Posted by: Cicero

They have a nice place in Montana.

Posted by: Miklos, MLM dental floss tycoon at July 18, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

330 When society breaks down, you'll be able to trade 2 cigarettes and a pack of Ramen noodles for sex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:42 PM (5We2S)

331 Patrick McGoohan just threw that guy out a window. It's like he isn't even trying.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:42 PM (ybIRR)

332 When society breaks down, you'll be able to trade 2 cigarettes and a pack of Ramen noodles for sex.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Charleen is laughing so hard she can barely choke down the Deluxe Shells and Cheese dinner (that I bought).

Posted by: Miklos, taking care of my People at July 18, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

333 When society breaks down, you'll be able to trade 2 cigarettes and a pack of Ramen noodles for sex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:42 PM



*wonders what a dog end and three saltines would get him...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:44 PM (OvSIg)

334 They're caring for a family friend in their home.

They have to join a union in WA to care for their friend.
Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:20 PM (PZBsS)

So that makes moving more difficult, but not impossible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2021 10:44 PM (9rONk)

335 Nice friends.
Posted by: SMH at July 18, 2021 10:22 PM (PZBsS)


Over 50 years. They care about him. And they're completely brainwashed.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:45 PM (Hrwnm)

336 When Patrick McGoohan does a defenestration, it sticks. No coming back from that one.

Posted by: klaftern at July 18, 2021 10:45 PM (r4sI4)

337 Patrick McGoohan just threw that guy out a window. It's like he isn't even trying.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

"It was the Bubble that did it, Your Honor. This bubble..can't you see it?"

Posted by: Miklos, thinking McGoohan would have been popular with the ladies at The Villages at July 18, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

338 FUN FACT: It's been literally 400 years since defenestrations were an important tool of statecraft.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

339 Farmer, some viruses will make you feel suddenly wiped out. Wrong time of year for flu, though.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:48 PM (Hrwnm)

340 A stylish defenestration requires a fine sash-ay

Posted by: Miklos-Martha Stewart-White at July 18, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

341 When society breaks down, you'll be able to trade 2 cigarettes and a pack of Ramen noodles for sex.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ghey or super straight?

Posted by: I mean at July 18, 2021 10:48 PM (n80Ta)

342 Was there something about Black Rifle Coffee? Was it great coffee? Because guns? Previous stance that made them cool?
Can any corp not shit the bed and go woketard and insult their customers?

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 18, 2021 10:49 PM (+I6Y/)

343 No!! Not SIX!!!! Seven's the number!
Posted by: Doof

Certificate in Marketing AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos Institute for Advanced Studies Y'all at July 18, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)


That certificate goes to ME?!?!

*puffs chest*

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2021 10:49 PM (mZUr4)

344 I'd bet someone from Chi-NAH's government protested
just to watch Biden, who is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable
failure, fall over himself trying to please them.


Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2021 09:25 PM (1Yy3c)


I believe the tentative style guide calls for the term "President Lewy Body Dementia"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2021 10:49 PM (ySM85)

345

*hopes Farmer's not been stricken with monkey pox... Should know in a few days...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 10:49 PM (OvSIg)

346 I don't understand why in countries that have population explosions that they continue to eat and drink weird things that are supposed to give you a hard on.

Like you've got 1.2 billion people, maybe it's time to stop snorting powdered rhino horn, jamming snakes in your wine jug and eating monkey testicles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:50 PM (5We2S)

347
McGoohan is a pretty clever murderer. But Columbo is clever-er.

My favorite one for the comedic side was the last one McGoohan did, which was pretty close to the last Columbo episode was he played a crooked mortician who had to kill Rue McClanahan, a gossip columnist, who had the goods and was going to expose him

He did things like steal jewelry off corpses and use knowledge gained from rich and famous corpses to blackmail their families.

Columbo does the Columbo schtick of questioning him at a mortician's convention where's he winning their Man of the Year award. In tribute to McGoohan, they sing, "He'll be buried six feet under when he goes, Oh he'll be buried six feet under when goes" to the tune of She'll be coming around the Mountain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)

348 FUN FACT: It's been literally 400 years since defenestrations were an important tool of statecraft.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)



I wish.

Posted by: Jan Masaryk at July 18, 2021 10:51 PM (yQpMk)

349 I'll give up the rhino horn, but they'll have to pry the monkey testicles from my cold dead fingers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:52 PM (VxC1e)

350 I walked across the lower deck of the George Washington Bridge across the Hudson...
the walkway is an open grate floor. So you look at your feet and you see the river 150' + below you...
It was definitely a trip. It was scary to some extent. My mind knew I was safe but my reptile brain was gibbering in a corner.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2021 09:42

jakee308,
you do NOT want to go in the freaking cave at Silver Dollar City. You walk down those grated steps for TWENTY MFing stories. I'd always had a fear of heights but did that for the neices and nephews.

Never again. And as far as fear of heights and bridges, Macinaw was nowwhere near as bad as the Memphis bridge across the MS River. It's much steeper incline and surprised you at it.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 10:53 PM (55Qr6)

351 FUN FACT: It's been literally 400 years since defenestrations were an important tool of statecraft.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

But they're a critical part of any Western or action movie. Dude getting punched or thrown out a window. Camera angle from the ground up? Hell yeah.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

352 We will sell no Chinese dick-wine before its time.

Posted by: Ball Masson at July 18, 2021 10:53 PM (7Ttpp)

353 When society breaks down, you'll be able to trade 2 cigarettes and a pack of Ramen noodles for sex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Hmm. It would depend on how she looks, and what kind of cigs and noodles she has.

Posted by: Twist on old joke at July 18, 2021 10:54 PM (vOGqy)

354 Uh huh. Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: Pile of rotting corpses beneath Hill-dawg's window at July 18, 2021 10:55 PM (7Ttpp)

355 I booked a bachelorette party of 8 women that want a private mixology demonstration for July 30th.

Gonna have to get my Charming Mr. Clinger routine in order.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:56 PM (5We2S)

356 But they're a critical part of any Western or action movie. Dude getting punched or thrown out a window. Camera angle from the ground up? Hell yeah.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Then I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through
The wall and into the street
Kickin' and a gougin' in the mud
And the blood and the beer

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at July 18, 2021 10:57 PM (DMQdU)

357 FUN FACT: It's been literally 400 years since defenestrations were an important tool of statecraft.
Posted by: Cicero

Sometimes. Old Ways are Best Ways.

https://tinyurl.com/cy34dtk3

Side note

In 1956, Hungarians dangled members of the Secret/Security Police out the windows of their buildings.

A photo of commies dangling from the windows with those window ropes around their necks on Aradi Utca is reported to be what set Andropov into setting the Red Army against the Freedom Fighters.

Posted by: Miklos lived just around the corner at July 18, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

358 Gonna have to get my Charming Mr. Clinger routine in order.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 10:56 PM (5We2S)

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Onion on the belt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)

359 I have one of those colds, or possibly allergies, where my throat is so full of gunk I feel like I'm choking. I don't feel feverish (can't be arsed to get up and go take my temperature), so it's probably allergies.

I mentioned earlier in the week a guy who sent a "flounce" email regarding leaving/being removed from a project. Just learned that he died unexpectedly over the weekend. That's all we know for now, but seems like an obvious guess that he killed himself. I actually wondered about that because of some of the language in the email, but I asked someone who worked closely with him (which I didn't), and he didn't think so... I guess I should have pushed more.

I never know how to feel about people killing themselves. Usually a little jealous, if I'm honest. My religious beliefs don't allow me that option.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2021 10:59 PM (8548M)

360 "He'll be buried six feet under when he goes, Oh he'll be buried six feet under when goes" to the tune of She'll be coming around the Mountain.
Posted by: publius

It's actually three feet, usually

Posted by: Miklos catches Columbo out at July 18, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

361 In 1956, Hungarians dangled members of the Secret/Security Police out the windows of their buildings.

A photo of commies dangling from the windows with those window ropes around their necks on Aradi Utca is reported to be what set Andropov into setting the Red Army against the Freedom Fighters.
Posted by: Miklos lived just around the corner at July 18, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

A Picasso on the sidewalk would have served them better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 11:00 PM (ybIRR)

362 Never again. And as far as fear of heights and bridges, Macinaw was
nowwhere near as bad as the Memphis bridge across the MS River.

Oh, boo hoo.

Posted by: Billy Joe McAllister, on the Tallahatchee Bridge at July 18, 2021 11:01 PM (ZsR3z)

363 I mentioned earlier in the week a guy who sent a "flounce" email regarding leaving/being removed from a project. Just learned that he died unexpectedly over the weekend. That's all we know for now, but seems like an obvious guess that he killed himself.

--------

Not so fast now.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 18, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

364 A Picasso on the sidewalk would have served them better.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

And no Picasso would ever be called an asshole.

Posted by: Miklos Richman and the Modern Lovers at July 18, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

365 Onion on the belt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)

....

It was the style at the time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 11:02 PM (5We2S)

366 I tried to make a short list of 50 songs for Rocksmith. My first attempt to make a list was about 240, and now it's down to 80.

Just what I needed, The Cars

https://youtu.be/Z5-rdr0qhWk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 11:03 PM (ybIRR)

367 I never know how to feel about people killing themselves. Usually a little jealous, if I'm honest. My religious beliefs don't allow me that option.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

I would tell HR that I'm feeling a lot of life-threatening stress, and calculate a 50K budget to Provide Support To This One Valued Team Member also Lawyers

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 18, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

368 It was the style at the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Was?

Son, this is a VIDALIA onion

Posted by: Beau Miklos-Brummel at July 18, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

369 ...I never know how to feel about people killing themselves. Usually a little jealous, if I'm honest. My religious beliefs don't allow me that option.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2021 10:59 PM



That's a bit of a disturbing position...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:06 PM (OvSIg)

370 I remember the odd Marlbies that showed up in Hungary in the 90s.


Turned out to be part of a massive smuggling operation using Ukrainian Air Force transports by way of Czechistan.


Posted by: Now that you mention it at July 18, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)


In the late 70's to early 80's there was a regular smuggling of Marlboros from the states to Colombia. It was claimed the planes would come in and airdrop the cigarettes outside of Bogota and then go to landings sites further out to pick up bales of pot to avoid deadheading back.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2021 11:06 PM (ySM85)

371 Per the last picture. We've all been there. Ette's hold other Ette's hair back while they puke their guts out. One of the most challenging things I've ever done was trying to get a Just an absolutely blitzed fellow Sailor down the forward hatch on a 688.

The mechanics were I was topside and 2 of our friends climbed down, and I lowered him to the two on the ladder and they shouldered him down.

Once the 4 of us got him down the hatch it was easy to get him down the ladder and then into berthing.

Thankfully it was the forward Hatch. Midships or Eng Hatch would be a real bitch and you'd almost need a hoist to not kill someone.

As for that Sailor, he had a rough few days of trying to keep liquids down. The Western District Way

Posted by: Zakn at July 18, 2021 11:07 PM (cXz93)

372 I'm sure we'll all be told to talk to the EAP if we are feeling distressed. I asked a while back if talking to them was confidential, and they said they don't reveal the contents of the sessions. I said what I meant was the metadata - the fact that someone had called, how many times they called, on what date it was, how long they talked, etc. Was all of *that* information kept confidential? There were many exchanges of sidelong glances, at which point I concluded it was not and that any supervisor could look it up. So yeah, fuck them.

Anyway, I should try to get some sleep. Another exciting day in the (virtual) office tomorrow.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2021 11:08 PM (8548M)

373 I never know how to feel about people killing themselves.

It's not a nice thing to do to your friends.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 11:09 PM (HaL55)

374 Farmer, some viruses will make you feel suddenly wiped out. Wrong time of year for flu, though.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:48

Just wondering, you hear of all kinds of reactions to Wuhan Flu, many say it was very mild/brief.

I won't be bullied into taking the vax by anyone. Major back surgery in Apr. Now they can cite me studies how these experimental vaccines will impact a 3 level spinal fusion healing? Until then they can f!@# right off.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 11:09 PM (55Qr6)

375 My dad killed himself.
He was a selfish, evil asshole.

I feel bad for the guy's family, Mrs Peel, but after that, meh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:10 PM (U2p+3)

376 I never know how to feel about people killing themselves.



Neither do we.

Posted by: Epstein and McAfee at July 18, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

377 My dad killed himself.
He was a selfish, evil asshole.

I feel bad for the guy's family, Mrs Peel, but after that, meh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:10 PM (U2p+3)

......

Sorry nurse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 11:11 PM (5We2S)

378 Sorry nurse.



Same here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 11:12 PM (HaL55)

379 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Friendship.
-
Like two pees in a pod.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 18, 2021 11:13 PM (wymgv)

380 Sorry nurse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Thank you. But honestly, the world is a better place without him here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

381 Trade smokes for tokes? Good trade.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

382 Suicide has always been incomprehensible to me.

If things are so bad that offing yourself seems the best option....aren't you in a situation where things can only get better?

Posted by: Guardedly Pessimistic Miklos at July 18, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

383 Good night Horde.

Once again you make me laugh out loud with a perfectly-executed call back.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 11:16 PM (ybIRR)

384 Peterson's talks are great. Cain, the bad brother,
knew that his offerings were not good. He didn't know why or how, but
the inadequacy would have gnawed at him, no matter how he might cover it
up, EG Salieri in Amadeus.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 10:13 PM (ybIRR)


I think Peterson is wrong, granted I think everyone is wrong about Genesis: Adam and Eve were not banished from Eden because they chose to sin, they were banished from Eden because they were ABLE to choose to sin, and so were not suitable for a walled garden and perfect safety--In short they were able to become adults and had no place, metaphorically, living in Dad's basement.

However, Peterson's lectures are fascinating and I could never tell from them if he were a believer or not from how he approached the material

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2021 11:16 PM (ySM85)

385 Thank you. But honestly, the world is a better place without him here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

....

I understand.

Still, other people go through life with supportive family members that help them navigate life and who the miss dearly when they depart.

I lament that fact that you were cheated of that. Hopefully your Father in heaven has revealed Himself to you and filled that void.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 11:16 PM (5We2S)

386

I've just learnt that Brandi Love, unable to attend the TPUSA event in person, is live streaming a special event of her own in her hotel room at the venue on her OnlyFans page... [No link, sry...]

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:18 PM (OvSIg)

387 RE: suicide...it's a valid option if it's voluntary. Or that's what we should just start telling ourselves cuz once the AOC types are firmly in charge it'll be mandatory after 55 (unless you have a valid permit). Gonna have to "conserve" something.

Different subject: Dreams

I never really dreamed much (at least as an adult). If I did very often they were hazy and I never remembered anything. Then I started taking melatonin and HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Now I fairly frequently have dreams. *Vivid* dreams. Its wild.

Now my eyelids are heavy and the whiskey is nearly finished. If I pop a melatonin now, will I get the weird dreams?

Pray for me, Horde,

Pray for the fuckin' *weird* dreams.

Night!

Posted by: Robert, just to be an asshole, isn't apologizing the "nag" comment at July 18, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)

388 Hopefully your Father in heaven has revealed Himself to you and filled that void.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I want to try to go back to Mass this week. If there's masking and distancing and bullshit, it will break my heart and I'll wait another 18 months before returning, if ever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

389 I've just learnt that Brandi Love, unable to attend the TPUSA event in person, is live streaming a special event of her own in her hotel room at the venue on her OnlyFans page... [No link, sry...]
Posted by: Zettai

And I thought you were a Nice Person.

Posted by: Miklos, no tease please at July 18, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

390 Pray for the fuckin' *weird* dreams.

Night!
Posted by: Robert

Literary careers have started Just So.

Posted by: Confessions of a Miklos de Quincey at July 18, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

391 And I thought you were a Nice Person.

Posted by: Miklos, no tease please at July 18, 2021 11:20 PM



I tried the link I found, but I don't have a subscription, and neither do you... I suppose none of Teh Horde Assembled do...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:24 PM (OvSIg)

392 Fever?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 10:31

Well for me I had a slight fever, got up to 98.6. Usually a degree or 2 lower.

And TY Zettai, no it's not Monkey Pox, no monkeys here. OMG but we had a rabid bat in the house like 6 weeks ago. EEEEK I've got rabies, quarantine doesn't end for the dogs till tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 11:24 PM (55Qr6)

393 I tried the link I found, but I don't have a subscription, and neither do you... I suppose none of Teh Horde Assembled do...
Posted by: Zettai

miklosbot.ru....Activate!

Posted by: Miklos is down for scheduled re-icing at July 18, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

394 "aren't you in a situation where things can only get better?"

No, every new day is the most painful day in your life, as far as Depression goes. Office Space was a comedy but they got this part down:

https://tinyurl.com/nfrdc3ub

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 18, 2021 11:25 PM (49Exr)

395 OMG but we had a rabid bat in the house like 6 weeks ago. EEEEK I've got rabies, quarantine doesn't end for the dogs till tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer

Hungarian Grandmother s say palinka, garlic, and tea with lemon and honey.

They say other stuff too, but we mainly listen to the palinka part.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, with Healing Spells for All Modalities at July 18, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

396 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 18, 2021 11:27 PM (HaL55)

397 I want to try to go back to Mass this week. If there's masking and distancing and bullshit, it will break my heart and I'll wait another 18 months before returning, if ever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
....

You should. And you should go the next week. And the next. And you should tell the priest how the decisions of the parish are effecting you and your relationship with the Heavenly Father.

Maybe you are the messenger. Maybe your words will echo in his head and your faith will be the testimony that breaks the curse. And maybe you should mention Psalm 91 to him and tell him that you do not fear the pestilence. And maybe you should say that every week.

Take your communion and eat of the bread of life and drink the living water that quenches your soul.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 11:28 PM (5We2S)

398 Take your communion and eat of the bread of life and drink the living water that quenches your soul.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Now see?

We can have nice, good, and necessary things.

Posted by: Old School Calvinist Miklos at July 18, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

399 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

*hides matches for maybe five minutes*

Posted by: Pope Miklos the Innocent at July 18, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

400 ...I suppose none of Teh Horde Assembled do...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:24 PM



One could go to Ms. Love's Tw*tter page and view *for free* a 32-second SFW (?) preview of her show, were one so inclined...

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:32 PM (OvSIg)

401 Ok. I'll go.
Thank you for the kick in the butt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:32 PM (U2p+3)

402 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:32 PM (U2p

.....

**Christian knuckle bump**

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2021 11:33 PM (5We2S)

403 Well, I am going to call it a night, too. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2021 11:36 PM (QIbMn)

404 Robert, try some galantamine. Seems like it'd pair well with LSD. If you really want up your weird dreams quotient, 150 mg THC oil (sativa dominant).

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2021 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

405 Thank you for the kick in the butt.
Posted by: nurse ratched
----

This would normally trigger a posting of Mason William's 'Them Dog Kickers', but Pixy won't allow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2021 11:38 PM (ELgVT)

406 "I've just learnt that Brandi Love, unable to attend the TPUSA event in person"

I don't get why is The Federalist is publishing her articles or why TPUSA thought it was a good idea she should be making public appearances. The whole thing is just stupid.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 18, 2021 11:39 PM (qH6FZ)

407 401 Ok. I'll go.
...
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
-------------

Good

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 11:40 PM (cNlpM)

408 Ok. I'll go.
Thank you for the kick in the butt.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Some butts need kicking.

Others require a combination of gentle caress, a firm grip, and the occasional slap (reciprocally, of course).

Posted by: Miklos should rite a book at July 18, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

409 Others require a combination of gentle caress, a firm grip, and the occasional slap (reciprocally, of course).
Posted by: Miklos should rite a book


Let's satisfy one need at a time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:41 PM (U2p+3)

410 I don't get why is The Federalist is publishing her articles or why TPUSA thought it was a good idea she should be making public appearances. The whole thing is just stupid.
Posted by: lowandslow

hey dood

i hear constitutional conservative chicks PUT OUT

Posted by: incoming freshman Miklos at July 18, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

411 Vanessa keeps saying "atlatlatlatl." I think she wants me to buy her an atlatl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

As a good father, it is your duty to procure one for her and set up a target and teach her to use it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 10:11

And this is why I keeping reading this Smart Military Bolg, err Blog? I want to see the poll numbers...
how many people know what an atlatl is?

AOS posters vs gen pop
Trump voters vs Biden "voters"
heck let's poll the sitting congress

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 11:42 PM (55Qr6)

412 >>>I don't get why is The Federalist is publishing her articles or why TPUSA thought it was a good idea she should be making public appearances. The whole thing is just stupid.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 18, 2021 11:39 PM (qH6FZ)
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Down right evil isn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 11:42 PM (cNlpM)

413 Let's satisfy one need at a time.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Of course.

And I forgot the playful tickling part, dammit.

Posted by: Miklos, we're all sensitive people, with so much to give (totally Gaye) at July 18, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

414
Footage of car flying off overpass and crashing into highway right in front of another car. Dashcam video.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9799929

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm....

The General Lee would've done better than that, of course. Well, the edited version that made the final cut.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 18, 2021 11:50 PM (Mzdiz)

415 Atlatlatl....
That is a child who knows where the political epicentre of a certain event is.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2021 11:50 PM (KAi1n)

416

TPUSA sold Love a VIP ticket ($500!) to the event!

Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2021 11:50 PM (OvSIg)

417
I think a moron here dated Brandi Love before her film carreer started
She was in Tampa at the time

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 18, 2021 11:52 PM (bTQ72)

418 And there you have it. folks.

Glad you enjoyed the show!

https://tinyurl.com/y5w42ke2

Posted by: Judge Miklos Smales, didn't want to..felt I owed it to them at July 18, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

419 Wrong time of year for flu, though.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 18, 2021 10:48 PM (Hrwnm)


Anytime of the year can be "the right time of the year" for flu.

Ask me how I know.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 18, 2021 11:54 PM (SRRAx)

420 Re: Quote II
>> IJ has successfully protected homeowners in California and Missouri from abusive fines and fees practices.

Let's not forget Town of Eagle, Waukesha County, Wisconsin. The IJ folks are representing a couple that have similar fines for 1) having livestock in rural Wisconsin; 2) parking trucks on their land in rural Wisconsin.

Incidentally, the Institute for Justice people were plaintiff's counsel in the successful overturning of Wisconsin's ban on the sale of home baked goods. Just thought the Cheesers in the audience should know.

Posted by: lurk at July 18, 2021 11:54 PM (MIODZ)

421 "Down right evil isn't it?"

I don't know if it's evil just monumentally stupid. What makes Ben Domenech, Sean Davis and morons at TPUSA think this person brings anything of value to conservative movement? Any rando on this blog has better understanding of conservatism and the state of politics. Or was it just about some mistaken notion they thought they were showing they could be edgy and hip. As I said, it's just stupid.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 18, 2021 11:54 PM (qH6FZ)

422 Goodnight, morons.
Sleep well. Have dreams that make you smile when you wake up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2021 11:55 PM (U2p+3)

423 Atlatlatl....
That is a child who knows where the political epicentre of a certain event is.
Posted by: SFGoth

In Hungarian, Altalanos" means "in general"

Elementary School is called "Altalanos Iskola"

An atlatl school would bee cool, and I have just the place...

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila and atlatl bar at July 18, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

424 Never again. And as far as fear of heights and bridges, Macinaw was
nowwhere near as bad as the Memphis bridge across the MS River.
Oh, boo hoo.
Posted by: Billy Joe McAllister, on the Tallahatchee Bridge at July 18, 2021 11:01

Well Billy Joe which one of us made it off the bridges. Ooops yeah you made it off, but I'm talking bout alive. I'm still here but you jumped many yrs ago.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2021 11:59 PM (55Qr6)

425 Y'all picked a good night to close early.
Just had a one hour nap and am wide awake.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2021 11:59 PM (cNlpM)

426 Time for sleep.

God bless the Horde!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 19, 2021 12:00 AM (Hrwnm)

427 Hey Horde, I keep linking the quotes of the day and going down all these rabbit holes, spending an hour or so reading different stories, I learn so much here. By the time I get to reading most of the comments a great many of you are headed to bed and I should also. I may stick around and see if anyone feels like chatting. Farmer, I hope that you feel better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 12:00 AM (a4EWo)

428 Yeah...I "dated " Brandi Love....after Brandi Trump... yeah...that's the ticket

Posted by: Miklos,"Tommy" Flanagan, Congenial Liar at July 19, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

429 {{{Debby}}}

I finally got an email sent to you.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 19, 2021 12:02 AM (Hrwnm)

430 Debby, I see you have responded. Thank you!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 19, 2021 12:04 AM (Hrwnm)

431 {{{Emmie}}}, I finally sent one to you this afternoon. I keep missing you here on the blog. I am sorry about the brainwashed friends, I have several brainwashed children, it seems to me that people on the other side need to learn to respect a different point of view. It is a shame that the field of education has strayed so far from teaching this basic principle and so many others.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 12:12 AM (a4EWo)

432 Hey everybody. Hey ONT.

There's a great story at HotFart about a robot, "Pepper," that keeps getting fired from jobs. It's hilarious.

The robot really sounds like it has a bad case of Asperger's. Also in one case, when it was used to help grocery store shoppers find items, it got fired because it'd always say "look in the liquor section."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

433

Everyone's run off to ogle Brandi Love's live stream from TPUSA, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 12:14 AM (OvSIg)

434 On July 15, U.S. Air Force C-146-A Wolfhound landed in Taiwan, delivering "diplomatic mail" to the de facto U.S. embassy in Taipei - - marking the second U.S. military aircraft to land on the island in less than two months. The stopover drew anger from the Chinese communist regime...
_Epoch Times


C-146 can carry a lot of *mail*

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:15 AM (cNlpM)

435 Is Brandi a fine girl?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

436

She's nasty, naughty girl...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 12:16 AM (OvSIg)

437 I went to her twitter page. She's not that attractive.

If she's really smart enough to write for the Federalist she shouldn't have taken off her clothes and kept her traps shut.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:17 AM (cNlpM)

438 it seems to me that people on the other side need to learn to respect a different point of view. It is a shame that the field of education has strayed so far from teaching this basic principle and so many others.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 12:12 AM (a4EWo


Yes, it doesn't occur to any of them that we haven't tried to make their choices our business and maybe they should extend the same courtesy.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 19, 2021 12:17 AM (Hrwnm)

439
i do not get the Brandi Love hate, I heard a few years ago she was a Trumper

who wants to hang out with a bunch of scolds?

which is how the loeft has portrayed the right for decades

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 12:18 AM (bTQ72)

440 Incidentally, the Institute for Justice people were plaintiff's counsel in the successful overturning of Wisconsin's ban on the sale of home baked goods. Just thought the Cheesers in the audience should know.
Posted by: lurk at July 18, 2021 11:54 PM (MIODZ)

Never have figured out why WI is so full of busybody government regulations. I'm sure it comes from the Soviet Socialist Republic of Madison, but it really makes no sense for things statewide, since most of the state is relatively sane, up until you talk about cheese, corn or beer.

And you should no better. There are no "cheezers." They are cheeseheads.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 19, 2021 12:19 AM (SDdx5)

441 Know?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 19, 2021 12:19 AM (SDdx5)

442 In all fairness, Britney Spears is a twisted freak and should be in a mental institution. That TV interview of hers going MK Ultra all of a sudden, then snapping herself out of it was satanic.

Posted by: nomo at July 19, 2021 12:20 AM (QDJIo)

443 And I'm sorry, Debby, about brainwashed children. Sometimes it feels like the marxists have stolen them.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 19, 2021 12:21 AM (Hrwnm)

444 Two of Wall Street's top CEOs have differing views on inflation, but both diverge from the Federal Reserve's predictions that price increases are transitory and will fade once supply shocks and other pressures ease.
-------------------------

Market dumper Monday.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:23 AM (cNlpM)

445 _Epoch Times

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:24 AM (cNlpM)

446 Hungarian Grandmother s say palinka, garlic, and tea with lemon and honey.
They say other stuff too, but we mainly listen to the palinka part.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, with Healing Spells for All Modalities

OK, sounds like good advice. Cept I'd prolly have to drive to Chitown to get palinka. Nope, murder rate too high, wouldn't be prudent.

Oh and when you mentioned defenestration. I thought of Jan Masaryk. Commies tossed him out as they took over Czechoslovakia, IIRC.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 12:30 AM (55Qr6)

447

It troubles me that the Christian right always ends up being the dominant voice of the conservative position on social issues... And when they fall, as inevitably everyone does, it makes conservatives in general, and Christians specifically look bad!

Look at homosexual marriage... The only position the Christians offer is "It's a sin!" -- which is easily dismissed -- and here we are with pairs of homosexuals prancing about calling themselves married now! It bears remembering that homosexual marriage is a thing almost entirely in nominally Christian nations...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 12:33 AM (OvSIg)

448 Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 12:33 AM (OvSIg)
------------------------

You forgot the sarc tag

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:37 AM (cNlpM)

449 Ah Horde, I am getting sleepy, good night all, see you tomorrow. 'Night, Emmie. MLiI, if you scroll back this far in the morning, I am so very happy for you that your sweet little grandbaby has arrived safely, may she be forever Blessed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 12:38 AM (a4EWo)

450 Democrats crushed in three special elections:

Republican wins in special elections in Texas and Georgia where Republicans have won in districts "won" by Dementia Joe in November or where Republicans sharply increased their margins of victory from before.

Even better, we have Stacey Abrams who strongly campaigned for the losing Dem candidates only to see them lose, now whining about Republican...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbm_bhoEnXM

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:41 AM (cNlpM)

451 Farmer, I hope that you feel better.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 12:00

TY DDS, I do. Took nourishment tonight well and some Merlot. Feel much better, that was just a weird short episode.

I thought the CCCP flu had caught up to me. Tho it was very kind that a couple of azzholes good friends suggested it might be monkey pox or early onset Ebola.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 12:44 AM (55Qr6)

452 This one's for Pixy:

Israeli spyware is found on cellphones of journalists including at New York Times, CNN and AP, as well as politicians and members of royal families around the world

https://is.gd/TVKUjk

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:46 AM (cNlpM)

453 it seems to me that people on the other side need to learn to respect a different point of view. It is a shame that the field of education has strayed so far from teaching this basic principle and so many others.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---------
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. ---- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 12:56 AM (vOGqy)

454 "William F. Buckley" used to be a holy name.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2021 01:01 AM (KAi1n)

455 This one's for Pixy:
Israeli spyware is found on cellphones of journalists including at New York Times, CNN and AP, as well as politicians and members of royal families around the world
https://is.gd/TVKUjk
Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 12:46

That's interesting, but it's a misleading headline to me. It's an Israeli company developed spyware. Called Pegasus, but who knows who is using it, it's not that the Israeli govt is using it to spy on all mentioned.

Personally I'd be glad if the Israeli govt was spying on them all. They'd do a better job than our IC who seem to think the biggest threat is folks who might post here. Yeah true heirs of J Edgar they are.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 01:06 AM (55Qr6)

456 Does Miles Taylor even know the e plebnista?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2021 01:08 AM (KAi1n)

457 "William F. Buckley" used to be a h oly name.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2021 01:01

Well you have to admit, his confrontation w/ Gore Vidal (at some convention coverage?) was classic.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 01:11 AM (55Qr6)

458 Looks like the rioting is calming down in SA and now people have to deal with miles long food and gasoline lines plus all the new racial hatred.

I don't know what kind of rounds they have in their shotguns but saw a lot of videos of people getting shot near point blank and people are still able to run away.

Posted by: wodun at July 19, 2021 01:14 AM (lFga6)

459 That's interesting, but it's a misleading headline to me. It's an Israeli company developed spyware. Called Pegasus, but who knows who is using it, it's not that the Israeli govt is using it to spy on all mentioned.
Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 01:06 AM (55Qr6)
-
Correct. The headline is intentionally sensational. The article gives examples of who actually "installed" the software.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 19, 2021 01:28 AM (wymgv)

460 Supposed to get down to 52 tonight. High tomorrow mid-60's. As opposed to last year, it's not oppressively hot. It's rather nice.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)

461 Nco a private malware company that sells spyware on cell phones to track activists, journalists and politicians has been caught selling their malware to the democrat party to spy on their enemies.

Posted by: dnc busted at July 19, 2021 01:50 AM (Ofhd6)

462 Not spying, monitoring, just taking a peek.
Sooner them than the Russians.
And it's not like they are non-interventionists - do they really think what's going on over here is OK?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 01:50 AM (cNlpM)

463 Overnight contemplations -- The Devil (R) went down to Georgia, aka the Rs won a special state house election bigly; yugely even. In Cobb county, the race to replace an R wasn't even close. The R guy won with 63% of the vote, and the # of votes went UP from 2020 #s. Note that special elections usually have LOW turnout. Ruh roh, Stacey Tank Abrams -- without the steal effect, y'all be fucked.

Last night, I met a couple of Army guys from xx, down heah in south MS to conduct parachute training for the ANG. Nice guys. Hate Biden, think Trump won, detest the current leader of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, HATE all the woke seminars... aka, Americans.

Yeah, this BS ain't going over too well in the rank and file. Good to know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 01:59 AM (F0YaR)

464 Not spying, monitoring, just taking a peek.
Sooner them than the Russians.

Vat is kvestion?

Posted by: Moscow Workday Begins Miklosevich Content bot-trolls at July 19, 2021 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

465 "William F. Buckley" used to be a h oly name.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 19

He was a rich guy who liked sailing, and that boat has been holed.

Posted by: Miklos, who aspired to jon boat status at July 19, 2021 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

466 I don't know what kind of rounds they have in their shotguns but saw a lot of videos of people getting shot near point blank and people are still able to run away.

Posted by: wodun at July 19, 2021 01:14 AM (lFga6)


Probably rock salt. Not fatal, but painful. That used to be a 'thing'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 02:03 AM (F0YaR)

467 Yeah, this BS ain't going over too well in the rank and file. Good to know.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 01:59

Good to know GB. After all you hear about the military going all lefty crap that's nice.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 02:08 AM (55Qr6)

468 Good to know GB. After all you hear about the military going all lefty crap that's nice.
Posted by: Farmer

*salutes with wishes for good health"

Egészségedre!

(which is Hungarian for both "cheers" and literally "to your health!)

Posted by: Miklos, glass and well wishes raised at July 19, 2021 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

469 It's all goulash to me.
Over egg noodles with a brown sauce. Yum

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2021 02:15 AM (KAi1n)

470 egészségedre!


Dammit, or in Hungarian Basz Meg

Posted by: Miklos, anotherglass and well wishes raised at July 19, 2021 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

471 It's all goulash to me.
Over egg noodles with a brown sauce. Yum
Posted by: SFGoth


Barátom

Gulyas is a soup, and also a kind of Hungarian Cowboy.

https://tinyurl.com/brufsrby

Posted by: Miklos, crack that whip at July 19, 2021 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

472 Moar late nite noodlin' - I think we are giving up ground by agreeing to call the January 6 stuff "riots".

Really? No arsons, no shootings except from 'the police', minor property damage, a touch of lootings...

If we were liberal reporters covering this like they did for the many many many antifa/BLM riots, we'd say

Extremely mostly peaceful protests.

Riots is about the last word we would use. Don't give in to their narrative.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 02:28 AM (F0YaR)

473 Extremely mostly peaceful protests.

Riots is about the last word we would use. Don't give in to their narrative.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Exercise of First Amendment rights, as I read that faded document.

Posted by: Miklos, who has been to the National Archives and had bad news at July 19, 2021 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

474 Pretty much every conservative pundit now uses the term "riots". Yeah we lost again. Oh well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 02:32 AM (F0YaR)

475 Pretty much every conservative pundit now uses the term "riots". Yeah we lost again. Oh well.
Posted by: GnuBreed

"riots"

In the street

The unbeatable high

Tonight it's a blast
Tomorrow you're powerless

Posted by: The Dead Kennedys feat. Miklos at July 19, 2021 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Tonight it's a blast
Tomorrow you're powerless
Posted by: The Dead Kennedys

glad I had reason to remember a song a I hadn't listed to in a while

Posted by: Miklos "Jello" Biafra, congratulating self at July 19, 2021 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

477 *nobody here*

*quietly begins to assess the remnants in all these red Solo cups*

*some have lipstick on them*

Posted by: Late Nite Miklos, looking around at July 19, 2021 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Even on a red Solo cup, you can see the lipstick

Posted by: Late Nite Miklos, looking good here at July 19, 2021 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

479 Not every late party stayer knows how to detect the lipstick on the cups on the folding table over there, requires Time and Experience.

Posted by: Late Nite Miklos, nobody looking at July 19, 2021 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

480 Miklos will Have his Way, as They Say.

Posted by: Miklos, always trusting what "They' say at July 19, 2021 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

481 Miklos is RONG

TRUST NO CONTENT FROM MIKLOS

Posted by: THEY at July 19, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

482 Moar late nite noodlin' - I think we are giving up ground by agreeing to call the January 6 stuff "riots"...
Riots is about the last word we would use. Don't give in to their narrative.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 02:28

Well ya know that was an insurrection, worst since the CW. Yeah what BS. Tell you what I saw...

There were Antifa types (look at their dress/style) urging people to walk into the Capitol as some of the police opened the doors. Huh, why maybe some of these are unindicated after arrest. Like maybe they were FBI instigators?

So this RIOT/INSURRECTION caused a few broken windows, papers scattered...and 5 dead?

Wait, that's all a lie. Poor Ashlii Babbitt was the only fatality. Shot dead by a fed.

Yeah, this was a threat to the Republic, worse since CW. Lying media is still flogging that idea.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 02:48 AM (55Qr6)

483 Are you the famous They family, who can trace your family tree back to an Editor of Time in the 1960s, or some new, distaff member of the extensive They-Say Family?

Posted by: Miklos worked for Newsweek, so THERE at July 19, 2021 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

484 Yeah, this was a threat to the Republic, worse since CW. Lying media is still flogging that idea.
Posted by: Farmer

Trump should have a rally at Harpers Ferry.

Posted by: Miklos, this could be fun at July 19, 2021 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

485 STRATEGIC PERSONAL DECISION

I will legally change my name to They Say

And you can quote me on that

Posted by: Miklos, "Anonymous Source" was the runner-up at July 19, 2021 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

486 Maybe "Credible Source"?

Posted by: Miklos "Reality" Winner at July 19, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)

487 Good morning - up early today.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2021 02:58 AM (D44eV)

488 I need more ice in the, you know, the thing

Posted by: Miklos Preznit Miklos Bidn at July 19, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

489 Good morning - up early today.
Posted by: Tonypete

That makes one and a half of us!

Posted by: Miklos, rejecting the embrace of Morpheus at July 19, 2021 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

490 Yeah, this was a threat to the Republic, worse since CW. Lying media is still flogging that idea.
Posted by: Farmer

Trump should have a rally at Harpers Ferry.
Posted by: Miklos, this could be fun at July 19, 2021 02:51

Let's see, that has potential. Simply to point out the fact that the Dems were the party of slavery. Why they keep bringing up "Jim Crow" BS re: voting laws is beyond me.

They WERE the party of JIM CROW. F*cking racists. And Biden has a wonderful history he should be called on.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:03 AM (55Qr6)

491 The dawn approaches
Aurora's rosy fingers
What may this day bring?
Over the Waffle House menu
I linger

Posted by: Miklos, Blind Greek Poet (no homo) at July 19, 2021 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)

492 AFSOC is delivering mail, like a COD

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2021 03:17 AM (7fJ+V)

493 Mornin', all

I got to see my grandbaby yesterday and hold her! So sweet.

But this morning I've overslept and need to run.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 19, 2021 03:18 AM (lfpt2)

494 In all fairness, Britney Spears is a twisted freak and should be in a mental institution. That TV interview of hers going MK Ultra all of a sudden, then snapping herself out of it was satanic.
Posted by: nomo

Im sure her family has layers on layers on psycho shit on her

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2021 03:19 AM (7fJ+V)

495 The dawn approaches
Aurora's rosy fingers
What may this day bring?
Over the Waffle House menu
I linger
Posted by: Miklos, Blind Greek Poet (no homo) at July 19, 2021 03:05

You linger with your young "student" while waiting for maple syrup on French Toast. We know "Blind Greek Poet (no homo)" was just raised that way.
NTTATWWT

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:19 AM (55Qr6)

496 it is pay off for not teaching history for a couple of decades. The Dems can use terms such as Jim Crow and claim this is the worst thing the Republic has ever faced because every day new voters are ready to believe them.
I am glad I never encountered Jim Crow. But I know it was a Democrat initiative to keep their power. Condi Rice talked about how her parents registered as Republicans because the Dems wouldn't let them in.

Most politicians are lawyers not historians, and it shows.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 03:20 AM (F2/Ok)

497 474 Pretty much every conservative pundit now uses the term "riots". Yeah we lost again. Oh well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2021 02:32 AM (F0YaR)
-----------------

That's when they start to own you.

When you accept frauds as conservative pundits that's when they start to own you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 03:23 AM (xcd1u)

498 You linger with your young "student" while waiting for maple syrup on French Toast. We know "Blind Greek Poet (no homo)" was just raised that way.
NTTATWWT
Posted by: Farmer

I was Teacher of the Year in 2002.

So I got that going for me. And Total Consciousness.

(one of my students was the Dalai Lama)

Posted by: Miklos, not entirely lying at July 19, 2021 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)

499 So I got that going for me. And Total Consciousness.



(one of my students was the Dalai Lama)

Posted by: Miklos, not entirely lying at July 19, 2021 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)

which is nice.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 03:27 AM (F2/Ok)

500 I tried to make a short list of 50 songs for Rocksmith. My first attempt to make a list was about 240, and now it's down to 80.



Just what I needed, The Cars



https://youtu.be/Z5-rdr0qhWk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2021 11:03 PM (ybIRR)

---
well, there is one you can delete, and put some good music in it's place!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 19, 2021 03:28 AM (8xiTL)

501 Gonna have to get my Charming Mr. Clinger routine in order.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

and lots of fluids

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2021 03:28 AM (7fJ+V)

502 Back on late start job,but have sausages for pancakes or French Toast so a good Monday start.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2021 03:28 AM (Cxk7w)

503 Most politicians are lawyers greedy crooks not historians, and it shows.
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 03:20

Corrected for accuracy, but dang Quint you know your politicians.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:31 AM (55Qr6)

504 Most politicians are lawyers greedy crooks not historians, and it shows.
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 03:20

Corrected for accuracy, but dang Quint you know your politicians.
Posted by: Farmer

Burn it all down. Scatter the ashes and start with a clean slate.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2021 03:34 AM (D44eV)

505 Corrected for accuracy, but dang Quint you know your politicians.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:31 AM (55Qr6)

good edit sir.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 03:35 AM (F2/Ok)

506 Pixy must have had a long day at the farm.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2021 03:38 AM (xcd1u)

507 Back on late start job, but have sausages for pancakes or French Toast so a good Monday start.
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2021 03:28

Sounds like a good start to the day. Late start and good food before. I'm thinking we might have some French Toast in the freezer from the other day.

*wanders off, does French Toast go w/ Merlot? F#$ Yeah*

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:39 AM (55Qr6)

508 Burn it all down. Scatter the ashes and start with a clean slate.
I'm okay with that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2021 03:34

TP, I understand the sentiment. But can you at least wait until I finally draw my IMRF pension and full SS? That's Dec, maybe.

Give me a couple more yrs before you burn it all down. You know if Trump wins in 2024 we can postpone the burning?

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:49 AM (55Qr6)

509 Farmer - we'll allow it. We are not heartless.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2021 03:55 AM (D44eV)

510 You know if Trump wins in 2024 we can postpone the burning?
Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 03:49 AM (55Qr6)

I would hope Trump himself burns DC to the ground and fires everyone...and thats called a good start.

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 19, 2021 03:57 AM (+I6Y/)

511 Farmer - we'll allow it. We are not heartless.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2021 03:55

And that is well known, I don't know where on the net that you could find a smarter and kinder bunch of folks.

I'll not belabor my current circumstances as I have mentioned some before, suffice it to say that the wit and humor I find here really keeps me amused and sane. TY all.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 04:11 AM (55Qr6)

512 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at July 19, 2021 04:11 AM (Cxk7w)

513 "Marxists recognize this fact and act accordingly."

Marxists, a a rule, do not recognize facts. Reality is their greatest fear and their greatest enemy.

Facts are poison to a Marxist. Marxists operate on the basis of assumption and emotions, not facts, and then "act accordingly".

The basis of Marxism is fear (of insecurity). Next comes envy (of success). Then follows hatred (the other guy must die). Marxism talks a good games about universal human brotherhood, equality and human dignity and then starves millions to death, executes people out-of-hand, or reduces populations to a hand-to-mouth existence while the leaders enjoy the privileges they cynically denounce as bourgeoise.

And if the Proles should notice, well, then they have ways to deal with uppity Proles.

Marxism is a great, big game of "let's pretend" because reality -- that life is harsh and often unfair -- frightens certain people to death.

Posted by: Matt Noto at July 19, 2021 07:48 AM (ZaYq5)

514 The Mackinack bridge

trolling Mishiganites.

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 19, 2021 11:58 AM (1lOfI)

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