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Oh, No: Shep Smith's Low Ratings Are Causing "Turmoil" at CNBC; Smith Throws "Temper Tantrums"

This doesn't sound like the Noted Baby-Eating at the Superdome Documentarian and Car Chase Color Man that I know.

Whether it's a poor time slot, behind-the-scenes squabbles, an outdated news format, a slower post-Trump news cycle, or just a once-popular anchor taking his frustrations out on staffers, CNBC insiders have a lot of reasons for why Shepard Smith's show has failed to capture major ratings. But one thing many agree on is that it has not met the bosses' expectations.

...

But The News with Shepard Smith, the brainchild of CNBC chairman Mark Hoffman, has struggled to attract the millions of viewers who watched Smith every day for years at Fox News, or to produce the fiery breakout viral moments that defined the later part of his tenure at the conservative cable-news giant. And those struggles have seemingly fostered some turmoil within the network and the show's staff. This story is based on interviews with nine current and former CNBC staffers.

...

A traditional broadcast anchor with little appetite for the partisan or ideological programming that has come to define cable news...

LOL. This is the Daily Beast making this claim.

Note that later on the article praises him for his feuds with the conservative hosts at Fox.

Which makes Shep Smith non-partisan and non-ideological in their eyes.

...Smith entertained discussions with a number of competitors including CBS News, but ultimately signed with CNBC in 2020 on a deal rumored to be in the $5-6 million ballpark--a significant pay cut from the roughly $30-million salary he was believed to be raking in at Fox News.

LOL.

Smith's salary and the resources Hoffman has thrown at his show have created a tremendous amount of resentment from other CNBC talent, according to multiple insiders familiar with the situation.


...


But the viewers never seemed to show up.

According to Nielsen Media Research, the show averaged just 197,000 total viewers in June, losing a third of its viewers since the show's peak in February, which saw an average of 296,000 nightly viewers. The show is currently the seventh-highest rated program on CNBC and 11th in the key demographic of viewers between the ages of 25 and 54 years old.

Shep Smith's Glittering Eyes still draw some of the grandmas who hoped he would marry their granddaughters, but apparently he's not as popular with the granddaughters.

...

And the show has faced its fair share of internal friction, some of which has centered on the host himself.... [S]ome staffers have complained that he is difficult to deal with.

Shep Smith -- a drama queen?!

No, I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.


At least two people with direct knowledge of the situation described Smith as having regular "temper tantrums."

...

Other employees were also frustrated when, in recent weeks, the show laid off two of the few non-white employees on its production team.

LOL. So he's a racist too.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM




Comments

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1 Oh noes!

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (Ojki1)

2 I think Shep is dreamy.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (guGkK)

3 loser

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (5WSWG)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Top 10

Howdy, Ace, howdy afternoon Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (XYBf8)

6 So Shep Smith got another job after getting booted from Fox News and it wasn't at a gay bathhouse?

Who knew?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (guGkK)

7 >>>2 I think Shep is dreamy.
Posted by: Don LeMon

Me too!!!!

Posted by: Allahpundit, Chris Hayes Super-Fan but a Shep Fan Too at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (0G13K)

8 poor shemp

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (5WSWG)

9 Duh, hire a drama queen..

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (oheji)

10 Only a killer hurricane can save him now ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (wxSRo)

11 So...it was Faux and not Shemp that got the ratings. You'd think after MeAgain the other networks would have learned. But given it burns their capitol, I'm happy they don't.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (Ojki1)

12 "But the viewers never seemed to show up."


I had light bulbs to change.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (guGkK)

13 got his knickers in a twist, did he?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (sJHOI)

14 Perhaps Megan Kelly can find work for him on her show. I hear it's doing gangbusters ratings.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (ZsR3z)

15 Even hurricanes have standards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (oheji)

16 6 So Shep Smith got another job after getting booted from Fox News and it wasn't at a gay bathhouse?

Who knew?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (guGkK)

Judging by the ratings, not many.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Ojki1)

17 barely enough money to buy the big bedazzled butt plug he had his eye on. (the brown one}

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (5WSWG)

18 I think it's astounding that Shep Smith hasn't proven himself to be worth his pay to his new masters. Who would have guessed that he doesn't have any draw? Who could have seen this coming? It's a damned mystery, that's what it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (3p5uk)

19 Oops. Time to go short on eyeliner manufacturers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (guGkK)

20 But, remember, Tucker will DEFINITELY retain his ratings if he goes elsewhere.

DEFINITELY!

/sarc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting a war of tomorrow, today! at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (SHoE2)

21 barely enough money to buy the big bedazzled butt plug he had his eye on. (the brown one}
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (5WSWG)
+++
Do they make brown rhinestones?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (3p5uk)

22 So, non-white employees can't be laid off anymore either? fuck.....This place is REALLY starting to suck.

Suck at your job, get fired.

Not that I think they sucked at their job in this case because I firmly believe Smith is a racist, cock sucking prick.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Temper tantrums? You mean hissy fits.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

24 Shep doesn't have to worry. It's like like there are a lot of gay newsreaders in the business.

Oh wait...

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Y5qcH)

25 Maybe he is a no talent hack and the only reason he got ratings is because conservatives were tuning into the "conservative" network and he happened to be the sack of meat who filled that timeslot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (5Uv2A)

26 Someone needs to tell Shep to put a cock in it already...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (8xbM3)

27 obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/jaxkswaj

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

28 Thought Shep would be the rainbow pony butt-plug type

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (oheji)

29 The on-air talent with their on-air egos can go piss up anro rope.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (axyOa)

30 I'll bet his flouncing is legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

31 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (uUDKV)

32 Shep blows.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Hunter at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (WmGrA)

33 I will admit, I used to like watching Smith. He had a really good voice and used it well. Then his Katrina coverage hit. In the beginning, it wasn't bad. Then he lost his fucking mind.

Ever since then, he's gone fucking mad, wears too much makeup and thinks he's the Joe Buck of TV 'News.'

Invest well, Shep. your 15 minutes are almost up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Butt The News With Sheppard Smith is a funny name for a news program, innit?

Posted by: Bacon Sandwich at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (mn7N+)

35 I saw Shep Smith's Glittering Eyes open for the Butthole Surfers. I've forgotten where.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

36 22 So, non-white employees can't be laid off anymore either? fuck.....This place is REALLY starting to suck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Not only can't you be fired, we have to give you giant contracts or we get woke heat. Good think for cable packages or we'd be Air America by now, but hey, you pay the cable bill and we keep the lights on.

Posted by: ESPN at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Ojki1)

37 It's obscene what they pay these newsreaders. Most overpaid profession in the world. It's always been a self reported myth that people care who is reading the news. Walter Cronkite the most trusted man in America was probably made up that tag himself. Spit !!

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (2DOZq)

38 I'll bet his flouncing fluffing is legendary.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (ptqGC)



Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Gay Porn Actors Guild at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Shep has Bettie Davis eyes??

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (oheji)

40 Regular temper tantrums

Posted by: Metamucil at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (63Dwl)

41 Butt The News With Sheppard Smith is a funny name for a news program, innit?
Posted by: Bacon Sandwich at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (mn7N+)



Keyboard status: Soaked

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

42 He was making $30M at Fox???
JFC

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (skLh/)

43 I saw Shep occasionally when he was on Fox. His set with gigantic computer monitors was so absurd that it made me laugh and not take him seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (3p5uk)

44 Too bad. If he was black we'd hire him to fly one of our planes.

Posted by: Delta Airlines at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (guGkK)

45 I don't think he really cares about the folks....well they way I did.

Posted by: Bill O'Really, Ted Baxter of real TV at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

46 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE RONA MCDANIEL at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

47 I'll bet his flouncing is legendary.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

I can imagine the "I can't work like this...I'm an artist!" cries along with the dramatic cape twirl are getting pretty old by now.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (5iUNf)

48 MIRROR UNIVERSE RONA MCDANIEL at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Pzzpr)

You dick!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (Ojki1)

49 It's been reported that Shep talks like a fag, and that his shit is all retarded

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (iTXRQ)

50 My two favorite Shep Smith moments on Fox:

When he was on the bridge in New Orleans after Katrina, and there was a dead body nearby and he yelled at Bill O'Reilly (who deserved it), and when he was on Bourbon Street just prior to Katrina hitting, and some douche walked by and flipped him the bird and yelled "Fox News sucks!" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

51 Shemp sux

Posted by: Ozyman20 at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (ufJfM)

52 SHOW IN SHAMBLES: SHEP SHANNOT SHARE SHAME

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (V40IZ)

53 I had light bulbs to change.

I was scrubbing the terlit.

Posted by: Bosk at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (FgPjD)

54 Markle/Shep 2024 -- Two Drama Queens for the Price of One!

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (wxSRo)

55 He was making $30M at Fox???
JFC
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (skLh/)



The Murdoch boys really liked what he did with his tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (guGkK)

56 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE RONA MCDANIEL at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM

*checks upthread*

Yep...still a dick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (m+jkK)

57 Geez I remember my mom loved him. I had to break the news to her that he was an asshole and far from conservative.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (nxdel)

58 Shep pulls in about the same number of people that died in nursing homes nationwide from the rona. If they hadn't, he'd double his ratings.

Posted by: Roy at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

59 Not only can't you be fired, we have to give you giant contracts or we get woke heat. Good think for cable packages or we'd be Air America by now, but hey, you pay the cable bill and we keep the lights on.
Posted by: ESPN at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Ojki1)


I haven't had a cable TV bill in two years, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Shep's ratings in Brattleboro are through the roof!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (axyOa)

61 If Shep dressed as Meghan would Harry notice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (oheji)

62 They're called periods.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

63 Shep has Bettie Davis eyes??
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (oheji)

Please, no one substitute thighs for eyes here....

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (5iUNf)

64 He was making $30M at Fox???
JFC
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (sk

That seems in excess of his value

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (WVre4)

65 Bourbon Street just prior to Katrina hitting, and some douche walked by and flipped him the bird and yelled "Fox News sucks!" or something.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

-----------

Shep getting the bird in NOLA > Jim Cantore getting beer in Galveston

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (V40IZ)

66 I will admit, I used to like watching Smith. He had a really good voice and used it well. Then his Katrina coverage hit. In the beginning, it wasn't bad. Then he lost his fucking mind.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)


I also enjoyed watching him before he lost his mind. I got a kick out of his set that was sort of like the deck of the starship Enterprise with interns playing the parts of Checkov and Sulu.

Posted by: Biergood at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (FQWHA)

67 61 If Shep dressed as Meghan would Harry notice?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:28 PM (oheji)

Other than being surprised "Meghan" wasn't going on about race and was interested in being the catcher and not pitcher?

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (Ojki1)

68 64 He was making $30M at Fox???
JFC
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 02:26 PM (sk

That seems in excess of his value
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (WVre4)

Not in Zimbabwe dollars.

Posted by: Roy at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (Ti+Tv)

69
Only a killer hurricane can save him now ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (wxSRo)
---------------

Huh. He can work at the Weather Channel. He's dramatic enough.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

70 I haven't watched the news in over a decade. I'd rather read it than watch it.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (2DOZq)

71 Off stoner sock.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (Ojki1)

72 Maybe he could get Balloon Boy to do a flyby.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (MzKgG)

73 $5M is WAY too much for Shemp ... or pretty much any of those goofball leftists.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (Cus5s)

74 65 Bourbon Street just prior to Katrina hitting, and some douche walked by and flipped him the bird and yelled "Fox News sucks!" or something.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

The best was when the wind knocked down Al Roker and he did a face plant on live TV.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (Y5qcH)

75 That seems in excess of his value
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (WVre4)

----------

You can't imagine how much eye-moisturizer costs...

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (V40IZ)

76
I think it's astounding that Shep Smith hasn't proven himself to be worth his pay to his new masters. Who would have guessed that he doesn't have any draw? Who could have seen this coming? It's a damned mystery, that's what it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (3p5uk)


Hell, I'm a college dropout and a moron. Even I knew that he'd crash and burn outside of FNC.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (n+4am)

77 MSM anchors are the most grossly overpaid people alive.

Tater should be making minimum wage and his weight in sour cream.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (WVre4)

78 It's like when these people leave FOX, their audience....stays put.
Must be the Eagles, Red, White Blue graphics and Country Bumper music....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)

79 OT, but willowed:

There's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)


Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

80 Shep has Bettie Davis eyes??
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM


He'll tease you.

He'll unease you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (m+jkK)

81 Oh, No: Shep Smith's Low Ratings Are Causing "Turmoil" at CNBC; Smith Throws "Temper Tantrums"


Little pissy bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (PG1FL)

82 Those Superdome babies sure were tasty! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (TKmok)

83 His coverage of Balloon Boy still gives me hope for the future broadcast journalism!

Posted by: Baldy at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (OLCH5)

84 MUMR is kind of making sense today.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

85 But The News with Shepard Smith, the brainchild of CNBC chairman Mark Hoffman,
the mormon forgery guy? i thought he was executed.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda thinks things at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (v3pYe)

86 Estrogen's a heck of a drug.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 14, 2021 02:32 PM (Vgw1E)

87 I m not going to fuck that guy in particular, but I will push him off the ledge.


Posted by: Pissed off White Cat at July 14, 2021 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

88 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE BILL O at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 14, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

89 @42: "He was making $30M at Fox??? JFC"

Whenever I hear numbers like that in broadcast media, I suspect there's a sexual misconduct lawsuit of some sort, just sitting in a desk drawer, waiting to be filed against the company, and the outrageous salary is a de facto settlement.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (+WWsf)

90 Shep always gave off a mean vibe. Like, it wouldn't take much to really, really get him angry.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

91 MUMR is kind of making sense today.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM


He does have those odd moments of clarity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (m+jkK)

92 It's obscene what they pay these newsreaders. Most overpaid profession in the world.

--

So true. They also appear to be as full of themselves as Hollywood celebs.

I want Ted Baxter. He's as capable as any of them, and I'd at least get a few laughs out of the news.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (O+I8R)

93 will admit, I used to like watching Smith. He had a really good voice and used it well. Then his Katrina coverage hit. In the beginning, it wasn't bad. Then he lost his fucking mind.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

I always thought he was a caricature of Ted Baxter. He seemed so fake. Who are the big four network anchors now?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (2DOZq)

94 Family suing Universal Studios because a character used the OK gesture in a photo with them LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/461634/

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (uUDKV)

95 Are tv news execs ever right about anything?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (m/Gc2)

96 Huh. He can work at the Weather Channel. He's dramatic enough.
A bit too dramatic.

Posted by: San Francisco Gay Men's Choir at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (ZsR3z)

97
The best was when the wind knocked down Al Roker and he did a face plant on live TV.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:30 PM (Y5qcH)


My fav is the one where the woman is standing there talking during the storm and gets plastered by a stop sign.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

98 He was always a perfect gentleman to me.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (sWM8x)

99 Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

So basically if she is on the ship, you want to skip your trip and stay home.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (Ojki1)

100 Little pissy bitch.
-----------
I hope somebody leaks a video and puts the last nail in.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (+ya+t)

101 I've known fags that bitch about their maid not vaccing both sides of a rug

and then brag about being in the gloryhole at 2am

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (Rs1Q4)

102 Sigh.

Posted by: Al Roker's Shart at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (TKmok)

103 Next up for Sheppard Smith: Fluffer at CNN.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (Va++g)

104 90 Shep always gave off a mean vibe. Like, it wouldn't take much to really, really get him angry.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

And you wouldn't like him when he's *angry*.

His secret though that unlike his anger, he's always stupid.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (5aFbR)

105 Smith's FOX audience went to lunch or did a chore when he came on. The set remained on for background noise.

No one said, 'Shep's coming on, turn on the TV.'

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (t5gvc)

106 At some point Shep's face took on that weird Andrew Cuomo crevice look.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (AD3JT)

107 There's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)

SHE'S A WITCH!

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (V40IZ)

108 He is going to Transition... bet on it.. to rejuvenate his career.

Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (6Je/Q)

109 here's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)

Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

What? The General Slocum was booked solid that day?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (mR6Gs)

110 To be fair, Shep could always be relied on not to molest the female interns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (guGkK)

111 If Shep is unhappy, I'm happy

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (Cxk7w)

112 In 2000, Shep had a squabble over a parking space in Florida, IIRC

Posted by: Baldy at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (OLCH5)

113 Can't stand pissy little bitches when they are female.

Damn sure can't stand them when they are men.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (PG1FL)

114 This soft, busty, leggy angel in very brief clothing has never once watched Shep Smith, doesn't know who he is, and is happier for it:
https://is.gd/FeW96N

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (3p5uk)

115 In 2000, Shep had a squabble over a parking space in Florida, IIRC
Posted by: Baldy at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (OLCH5)
Was his hair perfect?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (WVre4)

116 Would Shep be prettier than Caitlyn???

Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (6Je/Q)

117
Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)


Was she on the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

118 That's a lie!!!
Shep throws Hissy Fits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (w5raC)

119 He should be fired.

But the guy what hired him, should be terminated.

Welcome to the business world pal.

Posted by: T-2000 cyberdyne systems at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (9jqCY)

120 No one said, 'Shep's coming on, turn on the TV.'

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (t5gvc)

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Nobody ever got a speeding ticket because they were about to miss Shep...

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (V40IZ)

121 Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

So basically if she is on the ship, you want to skip your trip and stay home.
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (Ojki1)
***

Damned sure dont want her on your submarine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (axyOa)

122 98 He was always a perfect gentleman to me.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 14, 2021 02:33 PM (sWM8x)
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Two bitches and no cat fight.
Really?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (t5gvc)

123 Smith's salary and the resources Hoffman has thrown at his show have created a tremendous amount of resentment from other CNBC talent, according to multiple insiders familiar with the situation.

CNBC talent??

What talent are you talking about?

Posted by: dantesed at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (88xKn)

124 Those ratings would make Shep about the 85th most popular Bitchuter.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (VbI7r)

125 117
Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)


Was she on the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope... the Andrea Gail....

Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (6Je/Q)

126 Was she on the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

No she just mined the ore that was on it.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (2DOZq)

127 So basically if she is on the ship, you want to skip your trip and stay home.
Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:34 PM (Ojki1)
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In fairness, all of her ship mishaps involved vessels built by the Hardland and Wolf Shipyards in Belfast. As far as we know, ships from other yards are not cursed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (3p5uk)

128 He should be fired.

But the guy what hired him, should be terminated.

Welcome to the business world pal.
Posted by: T-2000 cyberdyne systems at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (9jqCY)



When you're kept in business by billionaire money laundering, no one cares.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Shep Smith -- a drama queen?!

No, I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHEP IS A DRAMA QUEEN AND ACE IS SARCASTIC

Posted by: BEN REOTHLISBERGER at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (786Ro)

130 Shep is buggering ratings.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (WVre4)

131 LOL. Article about Shep's 2000 arrest when he supposedly try to run diwn a female reporter with his car. Link in my nik.

Posted by: Baldy at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (OLCH5)

132 Shep Smith's on CNBC? Really?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (fMno4)

133 I never asked that little bitch to twirl, I'll tell you that.

Posted by: Roger Ailes at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (sWM8x)

134 You could drive Stacy Abrams' thighs through Shep's eyeballs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (O+I8R)

135 Y'all are so mean.

Sheep's mother still loves him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (l+IQE)

136 Smith's salary and the resources Hoffman has thrown at his show have created a tremendous amount of resentment from other CNBC talent

This is the shocking part to me- there is CNBC talent?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (AytXr)

137 Sooo, Shemp throws temper tantrums, eh? Like what, every four weeks or so like the phases of the moon? I'm somehow not surprised.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (HaL55)

138 So when is Shep gonna spike the ball?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (/MaDp)

139 I saw Car Chase Color Man open for Smashing Pumpkins at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in '99

Posted by: Hands at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (786Ro)

140 Sheppy is ribbed. Also green.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (GSBVq)

141 I watch a crap ton of CNBC. Shep is unwatchable. They really do a good job with financial stuff for the most part, with dozens of guests with real world money at stake.

However, when it comes to non financial news type stuff, they rely on NBC and MSNBC staff and it is U> G> L> Y! they ain't got no alibi, it's ugly.

On the bright side, avoiding Shep has me watching more Bloomberg, and non US/Euro Bloomberg folks are interesting. Hong Kong, Singapore, Oz, Dubai have some good points of view.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (Wm5SB)

142 There seem to be a surprising number of gay anchor folks.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (WVre4)

143 I like to have a fag when Shep is on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (w5raC)

144
When you're kept in business by billionaire money laundering, no one cares.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

I remember, years ago, when Rush pointed out that news bureaus don't give a damn about ratings, because that's not what their paychecks come from.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (7Ttpp)

145 He's of the group that floats around in a canoe after the massive flood as someone walks behind him in a few inches of water.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (+ya+t)

146 110 To be fair, Shep could always be relied on not to molest the female interns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:35 PM (guGkK)

Because we can't post memes, you'll have to use your imagination.

PANIK: You're an intern at Fox News Channel!
KALM: You're a dude.
PANIK!: You're assigned to Shep Smith's show!

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:40 PM (V40IZ)

147 Y'all are so mean.

Sheep's mother still loves him.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Well, that's one.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 02:40 PM (PG1FL)

148 Learn to code, bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:40 PM (o2MD2)

149 But, remember, Tucker will DEFINITELY retain his ratings if he goes elsewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting a war of tomorrow, today! at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (SHoE2)

Uh...people watched the drama queen because their TVs were already on Fox.


People turn on Fox to watch Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 02:40 PM (Q9lwr)

150 Y'all are so mean.

Sheep's mother still loves him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (l+IQE)

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Which one?

Posted by: johnd01 at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (ukNFU)

151 Smith's salary and the resources Hoffman has thrown at his show have created a tremendous amount of resentment from other CNBC talent

This is the shocking part to me- there is CNBC talent?
Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (AytXr)

***

Snort!
Funny because its true.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (axyOa)

152 The show is currently the seventh-highest rated program on CNBC and 11th in the key demographic of viewers between the ages of 25 and 54 years old.

Top 11 is a hell of an achievement, Shemp! Oh, 11th at CNBC... Ok, how many spots are there?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (ELgVT)

153 Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)


She must have lost enough guns to field a small army.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (lVlF/)

154 I remember him doing the broadcast on William and Kate's wedding when he professionally asked if William was going to give her the tongue at the alter. Klassy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (O+I8R)

155 I'd turn to some more calm and sane network like XiNN or PMSNBC when ever a crisis came up and Shep was on duty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2021 02:41 PM (w5raC)

156 People turn on Fox to watch Tucker Carlson.
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That's me. Tucker, Oak Island and NFL Replay games. (Football before Fag Obama).

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (/MaDp)

157
I remember, years ago, when Rush pointed out that news bureaus don't give a damn about ratings, because that's not what their paychecks come from.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:39 PM (7Ttpp)


I agree. They don't care because they're propped up by left wing billionaires and politicians to make sure they keep the propaganda mill FLOWING at peak performance.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Newsreading is like the MLB. They have A, AA, AAA leagues and then the big show. The difference is you could put in an A reader in place of the big show reader and no one would blink an eye.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (2DOZq)

159 Why do the networks pay these clowns so much when the average glue sniffer could do just as well?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (WVre4)

160 Shep Smith throw a tantrum? When did he ever stop? Fox was paying him $30 million to be a token gay and he quit in a big huff to take a gig paying $5 million? This is a complete dick move, dicks being something he is an expert with.

Most of these spokesholes have one skill: they can read a script without losing their place. This they always seem to confuse with possessing actual intelligence.

Shep, once he gets kicked off of CNBC, has a great future doing Botox commercials.

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (ESLBo)

161 159 Why do the networks pay these clowns so much when the average glue sniffer could do just as well?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (WVre4)

Glue sniffers are busy being President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)

162 159 Why do the networks pay these clowns so much when the average glue sniffer could do just as well?
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Bewbs and Cocksuckers. But mostly Bewbs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (/MaDp)

163 -------------
That's me. Tucker, Oak Island and NFL Replay games. (Football before Fag Obama).
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (/MaDp)


They haven't dug that island to oblivion yet? Geez......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

164 So when is Shep gonna spike the ball?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:38 PM (/MaDp)

He got that pierced years ago. I know. I have to inspect it every time he travels...

*shudder*

Posted by: random LaGuardia TSA Agent at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (V40IZ)

165 Who trusts the news anymore, anyway? What IS trustworthy now?

Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (6Je/Q)

166
Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

https://tinyurl.com/4ffj4bf8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)


The Jessica Fletcher of the high seas.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (Fs5vw)

167 Like many years ago, FOX or some part of FOX was situated next to Christie's East location in NYC

during a lull at the auction, I went to my car and got my dog out for a walk

during the walk, I saw Shep berating an old woman for parking in his spot

very disgusting behavior

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (Rs1Q4)

168 The problem Shep faces is that he is about as charismatic as a boil on the ass. Nobody misses his useless ass, and nobody wants to watch his useless bullshit show. He thought he was popular, but sorry, he ain't.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (o2MD2)

169
Ooooh! A Sheppie Shit Fit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (tt3kE)

170
Are there any straight males anywhere in journalism?

I kid, of course. But it's a really, really gay business. And I think the Right media skews a bit gayer than the Left media. Those guys are the worst kind of queens. Catty and femme-y, but with none of the flamboyance. Boring and irritating. Like if you had a really annoying lady accountant you caught stealing from you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (7Ttpp)

171 Shep, once he gets kicked off of CNBC, has a great future doing Botox commercials.
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Imma thinking Sham Wow and Flex Seal cuz even fags spring leaks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:45 PM (/MaDp)

172 It's time for a complete revamp.

"Reacharound with Shemp Smith"

Sure winner.

Posted by: CNBC Marketing Intern at July 14, 2021 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

173 $5-6 million ballpark

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The Mighty Sheppy Struck Out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:45 PM (d9FiS)

174 Newsreading is like the MLB. They have A, AA, AAA leagues and then the big show. The difference is you could put in an A reader in place of the big show reader and no one would blink an eye.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (2DOZq)

Especially if they are showing a lot of delcolletage.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (axyOa)

175 The problem Shep faces is that he is about as charismatic as a boil on the ass. Nobody misses his useless ass, and nobody wants to watch his useless bullshit show. He thought he was popular, but sorry, he ain't.
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*single tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: Meghan Kelly at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (hJ6qB)

176 Sheep's mother still loves him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at 

Link?

Posted by: OMG LOL at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (z5uon)

177 MSM: lies and buggery

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (WVre4)

178 Like if you had a really annoying lady accountant you caught stealing from you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (7Ttpp)
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What an unusual comparison. Seems apt, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (3p5uk)

179 Shep, once he gets kicked off of CNBC, has a great future doing Botox commercials.
Posted by: LostInSpace at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (ESLBo)

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Now that Alex Trebek is dead, he's a ringer for the coveted Penn life insurance infomercial gig.

Posted by: random LaGuardia TSA Agent at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (V40IZ)

180 >>Shep Smith's Glittering Eyes still draw some of the grandmas who hoped he would marry their granddaughter

I thought he was gay? Also, since when are beady eyes surrounded by too much eyeliner attractive?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (8548M)

181 I went to my car and got my dog out for a walk
during the walk, I saw Shep berating an old woman for parking in his spot
very disgusting behavior
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:44 PM (Rs1Q4)


*casually stroll up*
"What seems to be the problem here?"

"This woman parked in MY SPOT!!!"
*lead dog toward Shep*
"That seems a bit harsh. She's an elderly woman and likely didn't meant to take your spot.?
"I DON'T CARE!!!! It's MY SPOT!!!"
*dog pisses on asshole's leg*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

182 No, I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

ace is often whimsical, and waxes poetic multiple times a week, but a line is being drawn when he uses this phrase. Take it seriously, people.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (DMUuz)

183 Test again...

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (hku12)

184 Man, I am a psycho for watching machining videos. I can watch them all day. Mills, lathes, grinding machines, shapers laser cutters, they get me off, even more than hot Cuban chicks that do butt stuff.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

185 'There sure are a lot of gay anchors' is an accurate observation but if there are 20 off-camera staff for every on-camera person that means...the gay mafia are wildly overrepresented in media jobs just as they are wildly overrepresented in government.

They then spend an inordinate amount of time pulling up the drawbridge to anyone not in the mafia.

Posted by: Patchy at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (I/Pe0)

186 >>Shep Smith's Glittering Eyes still draw some of the grandmas who hoped he would marry their granddaughter

I thought he was gay? Also, since when are beady eyes surrounded by too much eyeliner attractive?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (8548M)


He is. There are some old people that just refuse to believe that such blasphemy exists in the world.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Also, since when are beady eyes surrounded by too much eyeliner attractive?
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Fcuk you.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (hJ6qB)

188 Remind me of my math teacher....

skewered the numbers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (GSBVq)

189 At least two people with direct knowledge of the situation described Smith as having regular "temper tantrums." hissy fits.
...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM (d9FiS)

190 Sidebar is dangerous today. I'm circling the event horizon of an entire afternoon of Jerky Boys calls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM (QU5/8)

191 Was his hair perfect?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM


Even I was impressed.

Posted by: A London Werewolf at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM (m+jkK)

192 Does he glitter his ballz?

Posted by: I mean at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM (z5uon)

193 F'n VPN keeps getting trollbusted.

Point I was trying to make, guys like Shemp make millions of dollars reading a teleprompter, and no one bats an eye, but Youtubers and podcasters making millions, with sometimes tens of millions of viewers daily, everyone gets their panties in a wad for these guys who "just" make videos.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM (hku12)

194 Newsreading is like the MLB. They have A, AA, AAA leagues and then the big show. The difference is you could put in an A reader in place of the big show reader and no one would blink an eye.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (2DOZq)

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I like all of the OAN readers. I miss Leuffler, though. She was a cut above.

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:49 PM (V40IZ)

195 Frank Rizzo in the sidebar?

Only means one thing: it's time for Jack Tors to pull a large piece of Democrat legislation out his ass.

Posted by: fringe at July 14, 2021 02:49 PM (FPur3)

196 So Shep Smith got another job after getting booted from Fox News and it wasn't at a gay bathhouse?

Who knew?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (guGkK)


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You sure CNBC isn't a gay bath house?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (3TihK)

197 Shep Smith throw a tantrum? When did he ever stop? Fox was paying him $30 million
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I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't need too many $30mil years before you'd never see me again.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (+ya+t)

198 Newsreading is like the MLB. They have A, AA, AAA leagues and then the big show. The difference is you could put in an A reader in place of the big show reader and no one would blink an eye.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM


I believe, for some reason, Mexican Weather readers are rated on an inverse scale A, B, C, D, and then the big show.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (DMUuz)

199 Man, I am a psycho for watching machining videos. I can watch them all
day. Mills, lathes, grinding machines, shapers laser cutters, they get
me off, even more than hot Cuban chicks that do butt stuff.


You're not alone. I like manufacturing pr0n myself even after all these years. Titan CNC on EweTewb is a current fave. They finally got the hell out of Glorious People's REEEpub-lick of Kalifornia and moved to Tejas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (HaL55)

200


Maybe they can give him a few more cabana boys to keep him all happy during commercials.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (svg5M)

201 Violet Jessop was too attractive to be considered a "stewardess' on an ocean liner--I guess the idea is they didn't want guys to try to pick them up--so she had to "dress down' to get the job.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM (mR6Gs)

202 Shep Smith's Glittering Eyes still draw some of the grandmas who hoped he would marry their granddaughter

I thought he was gay? Also, since when are beady eyes surrounded by too much eyeliner attractive?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 14, 2021 02:46 PM (8548M)

He is. There are some old people that just refuse to believe that such blasphemy exists in the world.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)


My mother loved him because cute. Lots of shit is cute when you're slipping into dementia. That, or it's sedition and a threat to democracy. That fucking kitten she saw on the dog channel remained on her shit list till the day she died.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (wAnMi)

203
Ratings crash? Nielsen Muntz laugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

204 I believe, for some reason, Mexican Weather readers are rated on an inverse scale A, B, C, D, and then the big show.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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And that is an infinitely better way to run a network.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (hJ6qB)

205 They haven't dug that island to oblivion yet? Geez......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Oblivion? On Oak Island? Is this a sign of Templar gold? And what of Rick's discovery that Marty is buggering the fat guy with the backhoe...?

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (5iUNf)

206 Ahhhh...C'mere, Shep, It's OK, C'mere Boy! - Barky Obama

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

207 Loudmouth thug Richard Sherman got thrown into Co jail for reckless driving, hit and run, attempted burglary and domestic violence.

The NFL is already making excuses for him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (l+IQE)

208 That Frank Rizo audio is hilarious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (Dbl84)

209 According to this blog's Official Style Manual, shouldn't Shep's "temper tantrums" be translated as "hissy fits"?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 14, 2021 02:52 PM (2RBkF)

210 Is there anything more annoying than the Liberty Mutual ads? I mean, come on, you're just imitating the Geico Gecko with that stupid emu. And the salesman is about as interesting as Shep Smith's facial cleanser routine.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 02:52 PM (ZsR3z)

211 Project Veritas has a new Youtube video out discussing the motion to dismiss filed in the PV defamation case against CNN.

The best part of these Project Veritas lawsuits (there are a number of them pending) is that PV isn't really seeking money damages -- they're just trying to get to discovery. Whenever PV gets past the motion to dismiss (as it already has with the NYT lawsuit), PV isn't going to settle for money damages with a settlement agreement that contains a confidentiality clause.

They are going to use document discovery and depositions to drive news stories. Puts (even more) emphasis on these motions to dismiss.

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 02:52 PM (P69fT)

212 Is there not a maudlin song about " Shep Was a Dog" ?

Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:52 PM (6Je/Q)

213 Loudmouth thug Richard Sherman got thrown into Co jail for reckless driving, hit and run, attempted burglary and domestic violence.

The NFL is already making excuses for him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (l+IQE)


Such a shame. Out of all the loud mouth fucks in sports, I figured HE would be the one that proved everyone wrong and live a clean life and play hard.

He didn't.

Typical. Well done, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Family suing Universal Studios because a character used the OK gesture in a photo with them LUL

Carl Laemmle would tell them to get fucked.

Sadly, Universal will give in.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

215 Sidebar Limp Bizkit drummer girl is indeed cute. Pity about the tats.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (ZsR3z)

216 Oblivion? On Oak Island? Is this a sign of Templar gold? And what of Rick's discovery that Marty is buggering the fat guy with the backhoe...?
Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (5iUNf)

Lol

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (WVre4)

217 I believe, for some reason, Mexican Weather readers are rated on an inverse scale A, B, C, D, and then the big show.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 02:50 PM


The big show being Yanet Garcia. No one can turn left like her...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (m+jkK)

218 Newsreading is like the MLB. They have A, AA, AAA leagues and then the big show. The difference is you could put in an A reader in place of the big show reader and no one would blink an eye.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (2DOZq)

Yep, one of the things they realized, when the NFL went on strike is that the quality of play with replacement players was just not that much lower. Sure, they were "nobodies," but nobodies were only miniscually less talented than big name stars.

With baseball though, AAA "stars" often can't hack it at the big league level. Some of them can or could, but most can't. There's usually some fundamental flaw in their game that keeps them from moving up.

But yeah, a newsreader, like a Hollowood star or pop singer, is just the "pretty face" they got to get on their knees to get the job. There are dozens of hundreds more who would do the job, if they were asked to get on THEIR knees, but the millionaire stars don't want to give up the illusion that they're special.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (hku12)

219 Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

-
Hindenburg almost did her in.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

220 Loudmouth thug Richard Sherman got thrown into Co jail for reckless driving, hit and run, attempted burglary and domestic violence.

The NFL is already making excuses for him.
===
Compare MLB and T. Bauer.

Posted by: because comparisons are not controversial at all at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (hJ6qB)

221 Is there not a maudlin song about " Shep Was a Dog" ?
Posted by: kraken at July 14, 2021 02:52 PM (6Je/Q)


Wasn't Shep the sheep dog on the cartoon with Wyle E. Coyote where they clocked in and clocked out every day?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

222 The NFL is already making excuses for him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (l+IQE)

Just when he was turning his life around blah blah blah

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (5iUNf)

223

Sol Rosenberg. LOLOLOL.

https://tinyurl.com/hsmespvk

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (svg5M)

224 Man, I am a psycho for watching machining videos. I can watch them all day. Mills, lathes, grinding machines, shapers laser cutters, they get me off, even more than hot Cuban chicks that do butt stuff.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:47 PM


With technology today, I can visualize a scenario wherein the magic of And is available.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (DMUuz)

225 Shep is bottoming out.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (Y274z)

226
Loudmouth thug Richard Sherman got thrown into Co jail for reckless
driving, hit and run, attempted burglary and domestic violence.




==============
I blame Pete Carroll.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (Dbl84)

227 Soft little cupcakes like Smith throw temper tantrums because no is willing to slap the shit out of him when he does. You open hand slap him once, he'll lock it up.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (tRd71)

228 Violet Jessop. She survived the sinking of both Titanic and Britannic as well as as a 1910 collision of the Olympic with the RMS Hawke.

-
Hindenburg almost did her in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

Somehow she made it to 1971

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)

229 153 She must have lost enough guns to field a small army.
the lusitania, too? she gets around.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 02:55 PM (v3pYe)

230 212 Is there not a maudlin song about " Shep Was a Dog" ?
---

Red Foley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebFUlavRSxA

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

231 There's a really old movie "My Dog Shep", think it was the early 50's or even before. Think it was like Lassie and Old Yeller rolled into one. Or, I hallucinated the whole thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 02:55 PM (wAnMi)

232 #224 me too. I just bought my first metal lathe. A very old 6" craftsman to learn on.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Y274z)

233 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:51 PM (l+IQE)

Such a shame. Out of all the loud mouth fucks in sports, I figured HE would be the one that proved everyone wrong and live a clean life and play hard.

He didn't.

Typical. Well done, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

The guy's always been an asshole, but I thought he was smarter than that. Guess not. Thugs gotta thug.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (hku12)

234 Shep must have a pet sheep.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (WVre4)

235 Jane D'Oh beat me to it at comment 23.

What can I say? I'm not allowed to surf all day long at work. No hate or envy, just stating a fact. Congrats, Jane.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 14, 2021 02:57 PM (2RBkF)

236 Shep "Cuban Sandwich" Smiff? Interviews Cubans who do But Secks?

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps at July 14, 2021 02:57 PM (c8x1g)

237 The guy who should be fired is whoever thought 5 or 6 million dollars is the going rate for somebody who can read.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 02:57 PM (9Fwwf)

238 I also enjoyed watching him before he lost his mind. I got a kick out of his set that was sort of like the deck of the starship Enterprise with interns playing the parts of Checkov and Sulu.
Posted by: Biergood at July 14, 2021 02:29 PM (FQWHA)


---

Ohhhhh Myyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Intern that looks like Sulu at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (3TihK)

239 I blame Pete Carroll.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 02:54 PM (Dbl84)

I find it hard to believe even diehard Seahawks fans wouldn't admit that team has had about the highest concentration of douchebags ever assembled on one one championship team in the wide wide world of sports, all time.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (hku12)

240 Does he glitter his ballz?
Posted by: I mean at July 14, 2021 02:48 PM


Who doesn't?

Posted by: Crocs Models from the Internet at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (DMUuz)

241 231 There's a really old movie "My Dog Shep", think it was the early 50's or even before. Think it was like Lassie and Old Yeller rolled into one. Or, I hallucinated the whole thing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 02:55 PM (wAnMi)
-----

IIRC, Rex Stryker's dog in Airplane! was called Shep.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)

242 Stolen: "We are quite focused on communicating directly with those people ... about
why it's important to get vaccinated, why these vaccines are safe, why
they can still kill you even if you are under the age of 27," Psaki
said.

Rare moment of truth about the govt pushed death serum from CircleBack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

243 Hindenburg almost did her in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

So being on Apollo 13 was a nothing burger for Miss Widower-Maker.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (5iUNf)

244
A traditional broadcast anchor with little appetite for the partisan or ideological programming that has come to define cable news...

----

He has a non-traditional appetite for nucleic acids.

Deeply stupid individual, given to delusional
raving about events that did not occur.

"Newsman."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (2iDSr)

245 Shep Smith is going down!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (YA914)

246 The guy's always been an asshole, but I thought he was smarter than that. Guess not. Thugs gotta thug.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (hku12)

===============
He lived down the hall from one of my kids, first year in college. Always a nice guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (Dbl84)

247 The guy who should be fired is whoever thought 5 or 6 million dollars is the going rate for somebody who can read.
Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 02:57 PM (9Fwwf)

Reading is only one thing teleprompter queens do with their lips.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (hku12)

248
IIRC, Rex Stryker's dog in Airplane! was called Shep.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)



https://youtu.be/U4tU3ZRFoUI

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I had a goldfish. I named him Shep. Kept staring at me and blowing bubbles so I flushed him down the toilet.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

250 #213 was he drunk?
If he wasn't maybe he had a legit beef.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (Y274z)

251 I think that Shep is nasty. Mean like a high school girl who everyone avoids being around. And she's not as young and cute as she once was and it just makes her so mad!

She and Acosta have got to be related.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (dH/BH)

252 The MeAgain Kelly effect. Camera jockey thinks they are the actual important one and it wasn't merely the fact that they were on Fox that was the cause of their popularity.

Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (vMCab)

253 Jane D'Oh beat me to it at comment 23.



What can I say? I'm not allowed to surf all day long at work. No hate or envy, just stating a fact. Congrats, Jane.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 14, 2021 02:57 PM (2RBkF)


Heh. I just came in from setting up for a big funeral reception tomorrow. First thing I wanted to do was come here, and there was a Shep Smith thread. A palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

254 He lived down the hall from one of my kids, first year in college. Always a nice guy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (Dbl84)

Always? Maybe his first year in college he was, but fame tends to bring out the asshole in assholes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (hku12)

255 Deeply stupid individual, given to delusional
raving about events that did not occur.
===
Sometimes Shep gets out there where the buses don't run, but he did let me borrow his pet sheep.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (hJ6qB)

256 A King county jury would never convict Sherman.

Posted by: I mean at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (NqPPj)

257 the lusitania, too? she gets around.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 02:55 PM (v3pYe)

She also played outfield for the '62 Mets. That bitch destroyed a lot of dreams, I don't mind telling you.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (5iUNf)

258 "Shep" used to be a sort of generic dog name. My great-grandmother had several dogs when I was growing up, and they were all named Shep.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

259 Oh, and it's Rex Kramer and Ted Stryker.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I heard he's the towelboi at muy bathhouse.
Headin' there now.

Posted by: JEF at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (Y274z)

261 Let's not forget. Shep was married to an actual woman at one time.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

262 Poor Shep! I am so feeling sorry for him.

Posted by: scottst at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (ojBxe)

263 Football isn't the 1-on-1 that baseball is. Pitcher vs batter vs fielder vs runner. The only time 2 guys on the same team combine to make a play together is when they collide going for a catch.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (KAi1n)

264 210 Is there anything more annoying than the Liberty Mutual ads?
you don't like wet teddy bears?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (v3pYe)

265
Back when I used to watch football, I couldn't stand Sherman, especially because everyone hyped the dickhead while bagging on his teammate Wilson - a very, very good player - for being Christian and marrying out of his race.

But Sherman sure had the Broncos number back in '14. Ouch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (7Ttpp)

266 Shep must have a pet sheep.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (WVre4)
.........

and a Black Moor Goldfish he calls Honey.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

267 fame tends to bring out the asshole in assholes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:00 PM (hku12)

=====
so true.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (Dbl84)

268 find it hard to believe even diehard Seahawks fans wouldn't admit that team has had about the highest concentration of douchebags ever assembled on one one championship team in the wide wide world of sports, all time.

We beg to differ.

Posted by: 2020 L.A. Lakers with Queen James at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (/0PHg)

269 On phone me go the way of stupid. My finger huge and i have callouses on my finger tips.

You . Stop laughing. Just stop.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (GSBVq)

270 *checks*

Nope, sorry, my empathy vat is empty.

My HAHAHAHAHA vat, however, is overflowing.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

271 The left never forgives

Once a Fox

Never a lefty

Posted by: Gonzotx at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (0WEXg)

272 -a significant pay cut from the roughly $30-million salary he was believed to be raking in at Fox News.
_____________

Good gravy, those execs at Fox were friggin' insane.

That prancing prom queen news reader was barely worth $30,000 a year, let alone $30 million.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (k4dH2)

273 The MeAgain Kelly effect. Camera jockey thinks they are the actual important one and it wasn't merely the fact that they were on Fox that was the cause of their popularity.
Posted by: buzzion at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (vMCab)

I tried listening to MeAgain doing her podcast with a guess I really like a lot.

Yeah, sorry, I had to turn it off. With just audio, you don't even get the benefit of seeing her tits. Just the insufferable personality.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (hku12)

274 Didn't he kneel down and pretend to blow Anderson Pooper on New Years Eve?

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (+ya+t)

275 232 #224 me too. I just bought my first metal lathe. A very old 6" craftsman to learn on.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Y274z)

Get yourself a copy of How To Run A Lathe, by South Bend (ebay). Also a most excellent bible is the Machinist's Handbook, any edition. Handbook is incredibly useful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (o2MD2)

276 Never, ever believe your own bullshit.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (kPJ/p)

277
That prancing prom queen news reader was barely worth $30,000 a year, let alone $30 million.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (k4dH2)


He burns through $30k a month in makeup.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

278 I always just assumed "Shep" was an insult of some sort.

No person would actually be called that willingly.

Posted by: Thatch at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (qWceQ)

279 Yeah, sorry, I had to turn it off. With just audio, you don't even get the benefit of seeing her tits. Just the insufferable personality.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (hku12)
--

Roger Ailes had the formula.

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (P69fT)

280 IIRC, Rex Stryker's dog in Airplane! was called Shep.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)


https://youtu.be/U4tU3ZRFoUI
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

---

YUSS! But an infraction on the play for mixing up Stryker and Kramer.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (dfRN6)

281 Oops. Machinery's Hand Book. (pricey, even used).

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (o2MD2)

282 Poor Shep! I am so feeling sorry for him.
Posted by: scottst at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (ojBxe)
.........

He's getting off easy compared to Swallwell yesterday.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

283 Shep does comment here from time to time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 03:04 PM (DMUuz)

284 That prancing prom queen news reader was barely worth $30,000 a year, let alone $30 million.


I'm sure Shep would issue a full-throated objection to your statement.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 03:04 PM (YA914)

285 ---

YUSS! But an infraction on the play for mixing up Stryker and Kramer.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (dfRN6)


Tell that to George Zip.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

286 find it hard to believe even diehard Seahawks fans wouldn't admit that team has had about the highest concentration of douchebags ever assembled on one one championship team in the wide wide world of sports, all time.

We beg to differ.
Posted by: 2020 L.A. Lakers with Queen James at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (/0PHg)


2008 Florida Gators have entered the chat.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (mf5HN)

287 Violet Jessup was riding bitch when Evel Knievel jumped the fountains in Vegas

she twisted her ankle

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (iTXRQ)

288 find it hard to believe even diehard Seahawks fans wouldn't admit that team has had about the highest concentration of douchebags ever assembled on one one championship team in the wide wide world of sports, all time.
---------
We beg to differ.
Posted by: 2020 L.A. Lakers with Queen James at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM (/0PHg)

One of the benefits of never watching basketball is not having any real notice of what that nitwit "thinks" about anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (hku12)

289 274 Didn't he kneel down and pretend to blow Anderson Pooper on New Years Eve?
---
Yeah, that was him what did that!

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

290 Jeff Flake was just nominated by Biden to be ambassador to Turkey.

Turncoat collecting his crumbs.

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (P69fT)

291 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (xK9An)

292 Shep is bottoming out.
He really blew it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (UHVv4)

293 ZOD lives!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)

294 I like utoobs about those industrial-size shredders

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (iTXRQ)

295 261 Let's not forget. Shep was married to an actual woman at one time.
___________

$30 million a year can buy a lot of beards.

Former AZ senator, lesbian Martha McSally, was also once married to a man for several years. A man who'd been a classmate of hers, who knew she was a lesbian, who married her to give her cover, and who never lived with her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

296 The late 80's Detroit Pistons and several iterations of the Dallas Cowboys would be vying for top tier status.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (KAi1n)

297 **smishes AtC**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 03:07 PM (2JVJo)

298 Nope, sorry, my empathy vat is empty.

My HAHAHAHAHA vat, however, is overflowing.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 03:02 PM


Are these those step-in vats that BCochran has referenced?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

299 Tell that to George Zip.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Damn you. Now it feels like I'm back at Taco Grande all over again.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hku12)

300 South Africa is in SHTF status.

Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (qpX6U)

301 I remember all the jokes about the Cornhuskers having a police substation in their locker room, back in the 90s.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (7Ttpp)

302
Damn you. Now it feels like I'm back at Taco Grande all over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hku12)



Macho Grande. It's somewhere off the coast of Drambuie.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

303 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM


*considers comment*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (m+jkK)

304 Laughing at the Sidebar

What did those two get into?

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (8ullP)

305 My parents had a dog named Shep I the 50s, I'm told..


My dad, lover of the obvious.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (ySQBZ)

306 Jeff Flake was just nominated by Biden to be ambassador to Turkey.
.........

Who's ambassador to Bologna?

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

307 Shep was always ready to pull for the Zipper.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (UHVv4)

308 There is an old saying in Army intelligence...the first report is always wrong. I suspect we may hear a lot more about the Smith thing over the next few days.
I knew several folks in the Seahawks front office. Smith was, from what i heard, well liked. Who knows, maybe too many shots to the head?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (axyOa)

309

Rex Stryker

Kramer, Rex Kramer.

Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (svg5M)

310 >>Former AZ senator, lesbian Martha McSally, was also once married to a man for several years. A man who'd been a classmate of hers, who knew she was a lesbian, who married her to give her cover, and who never lived with her. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

Life-size wax figurines of both were briefly exhibited at Zod Imperial Zoo of Curiosities and Angry Captives.

They attracted no attention, and were removed after two days and melted.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (xK9An)

311 Former AZ senator, lesbian Martha McSally, was also once married to a man for several years. A man who'd been a classmate of hers, who knew she was a lesbian, who married her to give her cover, and who never lived with her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (k4dH2

If there are any rich lesbians out there that need a beard I'm prepared to negotiate.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (WVre4)

312 300 South Africa is in SHTF status.
---
I watched videos of some of the urban looting. It looks like huge areas of cities have been completely destroyed. Incredible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (sWM8x)

313 Actually that's not true.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (WVre4)

314

Who knows, maybe too many shots to the head?

More like shtfaced at 2AM and pissed off about something, and no one would listen!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (svg5M)

315 YouTube Censors North Carolina County Government Meeting

A county board of commissioners in North Carolina is pushing back against tech giant Google after YouTube, owned by Google, deleted one of the board's videos for allegedly violating YouTubes terms and conditions regarding medical misinformation.

After its June 16 meeting, the Henderson County Board of Commissioners video upload on YouTube was taken down, prompting commissioners to call an emergency meeting on Friday, June 18.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (9VFzC)

316 >>301 I remember all the jokes about the Cornhuskers having a police substation in their locker room, back in the 90s. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (7Ttpp)

Do you know what the "N" on the Huskers helmet stands for?

Nowledge.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (xK9An)

317 South Africa is in SHTF status.
Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (qpX6U)
.........

They should defund their police or something.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

318 >>South Africa is in SHTF status.


Dynamic Equilibrium is a Bitch.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (8ullP)

319

I had no clue that colorful Shep was still around. He always made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (9VFzC)

320 Crap.
Sherman, nor Smith.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (axyOa)

321 If there are any rich lesbians out there that need a beard I'm prepared to negotiate.
---
How YOU doin' big boy?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (sWM8x)

322 The late 80's Detroit Pistons and several iterations of the Dallas Cowboys would be vying for top tier status.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 03:06 PM (KAi1n)

One of those mitigating factors is Larry Allen. Probably THE most responsible for their success, one of the greatest players of all time, and most casual fans have no idea who he is.

Seems like a genuinely decent man.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:11 PM (hku12)

323 ---
How YOU doin' big boy?
Posted by: Tank Abrams at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM (sWM8x)

Aaaugh!!

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 03:11 PM (WVre4)

324 Dynamic Equilibrium is a Bitch.
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2021 03:10 PM


Dynamic tension is divine.

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at July 14, 2021 03:11 PM (DMUuz)

325 >>If there are any rich lesbians out there that need a beard I'm prepared to negotiate.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 03:09 PM (WVre4)

(Removes Lindsey Graham from cage).

Here. You will marry this.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (xK9An)

326 South Africa is in SHTF status.
Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (qpX6U)

Remain calm. All is well.

Posted by: Chip Diller at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

327 So a country put a former president in jail, and partisan mobs reacted. Huh. Who would have guessed that could happen!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (Dbl84)

328
OH Oh, Shep might have to move to the suburbs amongst the unclean.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (9VFzC)

329 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:05 PM


**makes obeisance**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (2JVJo)

330 Life-size wax figurines of both were briefly exhibited at Zod Imperial Zoo of Curiosities and Angry Captives.

They attracted no attention, and were removed after two days and melted.
__________

Were you at least able to make some nice candles out of them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

331 OTOH, Dexter Manley's story is truly inspiring.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (KAi1n)

332 Every so often the internet gives me some glimmer of hope for humanity. That video of the girl drumming in the sidebar, most of the comments on it are about her shimmery, beautiful hair, not nasty cracks about what they'd do to her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

333 South Africa is in SHTF status.
----------------------------------
Like this??

https://twitter.com/FaeceSocietatis/status/
1414702084851650563

Has a ton of video.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:13 PM (UHVv4)

334 *smishes MP4 back*

Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 03:13 PM (mf5HN)

335 I was at the water park last week, and a question popped into my head. Does a large upper thigh tattoo and a left ear piercing mean the dude in daisy duke cutoffs is gay?

Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2021 03:14 PM (cqAUI)

336 breaking news

Shep arrested assault charges after he hits Rock Bottom

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Rs1Q4)

337 Let's not forget. Shep was married to an actual woman at one time.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

Joan Crawford?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (/hXfz)

338
One of those mitigating factors is Larry Allen. Probably THE most responsible for their success, one of the greatest players of all time, and most casual fans have no idea who he is.

Seems like a genuinely decent man.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:11 PM (hku12)



I stood next to him while he was early in his career. We were at a transmission shop and he was having his lowered with hydraulics 63 convertible Impala.

I have never felt so dwarfed in my entire life......That man is HUGE.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

339 Stacey Abrams and her organization, Fair Fight, were handed a big loss on Tuesday night.

Georgia Republicans got a big win over Democrats in a special election for a state House seat last night. Republican Devan Seabaugh defeated Democrat Priscilla Smith in the election for House District 34.

Republicans were able to expand their margin of victory in the district, from 4 percent to 26 percent.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (9VFzC)

340
YUSS! But an infraction on the play for mixing up Stryker and Kramer.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Release the Kraker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (63Dwl)

341 335 I was at the water park last week, and a question popped into my head. Does a large upper thigh tattoo and a left ear piercing mean the dude in daisy duke cutoffs is gay?
Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2021 03:14 PM (cqAUI)

I don't know, but I hope you didn't use the slide.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (UuD2k)

342 I was at the water park last week, and a question popped into my head. Does a large upper thigh tattoo and a left ear piercing mean the dude in daisy duke cutoffs is gay?
Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2021 03:14 PM (cqAUI)

I have a large upper thigh tattoo but no piercings.
No one sees sees the tattoo.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (WVre4)

343 Next

The tear gas is flowing outside Macron's residence

Police in Paris clashed with protesters railing against President Emmanuel Macron's plan to require a Covid vaccine certificate or negative PCR test to gain entry to bars, restaurants and cinemas from next month.


Fight, Frenchies

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (9VFzC)

344
Of course, the whole Seattle defense had our number in '14 Unstoppable, they just had Manning shut the fuck down. Walked in favored by 2, lost by... 35 o_0

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (7Ttpp)

345 #333 They're so stupid, some are looting a BLOOD bank.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (UHVv4)

346 Georgia Republicans got a big win over Democrats in a special election for a state House seat last night. Republican Devan Seabaugh defeated Democrat Priscilla Smith in the election for House District 34.

Republicans were able to expand their margin of victory in the district, from 4 percent to 26 percent.
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (9VFzC)



That seems significant......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

347 300 South Africa is in SHTF status.
---
I watched videos of some of the urban looting. It looks like huge areas of cities have been completely destroyed. Incredible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Quick. Ship them Groot Lightfoot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (d9FiS)

348 The sky is high and the emperor is far away.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (/hXfz)

349 Damn you. Now it feels like I'm back at Taco Grande all over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hku12)


Macho Grande. It's somewhere off the coast of Drambuie.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Aww fudge. I was afraid I got that wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (hku12)

350 Insider Paper
@TheInsiderPaper
·
4h
JUST IN - Massive protests have started in Paris and other cities of France against Macron's mandatory vaccination and vaccine passes.


Fight Frenchies

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (9VFzC)

351 >>**makes obeisance**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (2JVJo)

You will appreciate that Zod's maternal grandfather won a "John Boles" lookalike contest in Kansas in the 1930s. His prize: A month of free pictures at the Hutchinson Fox Theatre.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (xK9An)

352 333 Everybody needs to look at that.

Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (qpX6U)

353 Videokings @videokings_tv

WATCH -- In Paris unrest emerged after French Riot Police Forces tried to disperse large numbers of protesting citizens.

#BastilleDay
#PassSanitaire
#GiletsJaunes
#July14th

Fight, Frenchies

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (9VFzC)

354 YD,
That was a glorious game.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (l+IQE)

355
I don't know, but I hope you didn't use the slide.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (UuD2k)


*insert CDC diarrhea waterslide picture here*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Totally off topic - got word from a group of people that I had not heard from in a while. Several of them have dropped dead (literally) shortly after getting the jab in the last few weeks. This isn't a nieces-brother's-cousin's-neighbor's-ex's word of mouth thing, we know these people.

Posted by: somedood at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (+lwg5)

357
Aww fudge. I was afraid I got that wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (hku12)



I'm here to help.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

358 South Africa is in SHTF status.
---
I watched videos of some of the urban looting. It looks like huge areas of cities have been completely destroyed. Incredible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Reloading group I'm in on Fb said people are reloading and getting ammo out to civilians because the cops ghosted. Not really ghosted. Just too much shit for too few cops. Vigilance Committees are springing up to protect neighborhoods.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (PG1FL)

359 335 I was at the water park last week, and a question popped into my head. Does a large upper thigh tattoo and a left ear piercing mean the dude in daisy duke cutoffs is gay?
____________

IIRC, a left ear piercing signals straight, and a right ear piercing signals gay.

As for the thigh tattoo, if it's of a guy or a dong or a rainbow flag, then you should probably disregard the earring signal.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

360 breaking news

Shep arrested assault charges after he hits Rock Bottom
Posted by: REDACTED

His defense will be consent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (d9FiS)

361 How about some coffee, Johnny?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (UHVv4)

362
WATCH -- In Paris unrest emerged after French Riot Police Forces tried to disperse large numbers of protesting citizens.
#BastilleDay
#PassSanitaire
#GiletsJaunes
#July14th

Fight, Frenchies
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (9VFzC)


Biden hasn't been in office for 7 months and the fucking WORLD is going to shit.

I HATE the left.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

363 South Africa is in SHTF status.
Posted by: gp Discovers Syncategorematic Bullshit Generator at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (qpX6U)

I make no apologies for saying it breaks my heart thinking places like Kevin Richardson's wildlife sanctuary might be damaged by human detritus.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:19 PM (hku12)

364 >>Were you at least able to make some nice candles out of them? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

They were poured into the "Jade Church of Kim Kardashian's Gluteus Temple Cult Thing" plaster cast. This is a curiosity.

It is currently for sale on Bay.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:19 PM (xK9An)

365
JUST IN - Massive protests have started in Paris and other cities of France against Macron's mandatory vaccination and vaccine passes.


Fight Frenchies
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (9VFzC)

zoot alors!!

Posted by: Chip Diller at July 14, 2021 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

366 How about some coffee, Johnny?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (UHVv4)



https://youtu.be/1U7YU9rZS4w

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

367 The Hutchinson Fox Theatre still exists.

Alas.

Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:20 PM (xK9An)

368 Totally off topic - got word from a group of people that I had not heard from in a while. Several of them have dropped dead (literally) shortly after getting the jab in the last few weeks. This isn't a nieces-brother's-cousin's-neighbor's-ex's word of mouth thing, we know these people.

Posted by: somedood


9,000. More than died from Covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 03:20 PM (PG1FL)

369 Naughty Zoot!

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

370 The Frogs are hopping mad!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (d9FiS)

371
South Africa is in SHTF status.
----------------------------------
Like this??

https://twitter.com/FaeceSocietatis/status/
1414702084851650563

Has a ton of video.
Posted by: andycanuck


Mostly peaceful Armageddon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (63Dwl)

372 JUST IN - Massive protests have started in Paris and other cities of France against Macron's mandatory vaccination and vaccine passes.


Fight Frenchies
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (9VFzC)

zoot alors!!
Posted by: Chip Diller


Toot sweet!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (PG1FL)

373 308 There is an old saying in Army intelligence...the first report is always wrong. I suspect we may hear a lot more about the Smith thing over the next few days.
I knew several folks in the Seahawks front office. Smith was, from what i heard, well liked. Who knows, maybe too many shots to the head?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 03:08 PM (axyOa

Smith may been well liked, but what about Sherman? And Pete Carroll is woke.

Posted by: Tofer732 at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (kUGet)

374 Shep. What a sperm burping gutter slut.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (fdYiJ)

375 Totally off topic - got word from a group of people that I had not heard from in a while. Several of them have dropped dead (literally) shortly after getting the jab in the last few weeks. This isn't a nieces-brother's-cousin's-neighbor's-ex's word of mouth thing, we know these people.

Posted by: somedood at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (+lwg5)

You heard from people who literally dropped dead?

Can you contact my grampy? Tell him I miss him so.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (hku12)

376 Stacey Abrams and her organization, Fair Fight, were handed a big loss on Tuesday night.



Georgia Republicans got a big win over Democrats in a special
election for a state House seat last night. Republican Devan Seabaugh
defeated Democrat Priscilla Smith in the election for House District 34.



Republicans were able to expand their margin of victory in the district, from 4 percent to 26 percent.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM

All because of voter fraud and putting the black man down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 14, 2021 03:21 PM (JUOKG)

377 Sock Ray Bloo

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 03:22 PM (iTXRQ)

378 Newd

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 03:22 PM (KAi1n)

379 The nood cometh

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 03:22 PM (iTXRQ)

380 Fight, Frenchies
------------
Rifles laying all over the place.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 03:23 PM (+ya+t)

381 got word from a group of people that I had not heard from in a while. Several of them have dropped dead (literally) shortly after getting the jab in the last few weeks. This isn't a nieces-brother's-cousin's-neighbor's-ex's word of mouth thing, we know these people.


This very specific post proves the vaccine is deadly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 03:23 PM (YA914)

382 "Reloading group I'm in on Fb said people are reloading and getting ammo out to civilians because the cops ghosted. Not really ghosted. Just too much shit for too few cops. Vigilance Committees are springing up to protect neighborhoods.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 03:18 PM (PG1FL)"

This is another reason to have many tens of thousands of rounds of .22 on hand. It's more than sufficient to entice mobs ~300 yards away to move on if the situation looks so bad that you're worried about running out of regular centerfire rounds.

Also shows why you need a big 'ole pile of magazines loaded; a pile of ammo and a pile of mags isn't immediately useful. Although you should have that, too, for various other reasons (especially have the mags new in wrap and don't handle the rounds without gloves).

Posted by: somedood at July 14, 2021 03:24 PM (+lwg5)

383 His prize: A month of free pictures at the Hutchinson Fox Theatre.
Posted by: ZOD at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (xK9An)


I just looked that up. Though I don't care for early '30s Art Deco, I am glad it's been preserved and still shows movies (and GWTW at that!).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 03:27 PM (2JVJo)

384 "381 got word from a group of people that I had not heard from in a while. Several of them have dropped dead (literally) shortly after getting the jab in the last few weeks. This isn't a nieces-brother's-cousin's-neighbor's-ex's word of mouth thing, we know these people.


This very specific post proves the vaccine is deadly.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 03:23 PM (YA914)"

It's vague for persec.

It doesn't prove anything, but it was surprising to see it show up so close in such numbers. It's in addition to several co-workers and/or their spouses and a close family member who required hospital visits.

Posted by: somedood at July 14, 2021 03:27 PM (+lwg5)

385 I don't know, but I hope you didn't use the slide.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 03:15 PM (UuD2k)

No....we were in separate but adjacent lines. I saw some other weird stuff there. A nice looking Indian gentleman in slacks and a polo shirt going down water slides barefoot, and two Arab dudes wearing jeans and socks in the wave pool...weird weird...

Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2021 03:28 PM (cqAUI)

386 $30-million salary he was believed to be raking in at Fox News.


WTF ? Wow, Pride goeth before the fall Sheppy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2021 03:31 PM (iWIqo)

387 LOLGF in the pooper

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 14, 2021 03:34 PM (ts6Zs)

388 *insert CDC diarrhea waterslide picture here*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

That thing is actually kinda useful. My nephew and niece actually got very sick from foot and mouth disease. The hospital traced it back to the hotel pool where they were vacationing in Mississippi (insert Mississippi joke here). Some idiot had it and brought his shiatty ass to the pool. Then unsuspecting babies catch it.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2021 03:37 PM (cqAUI)

389 "No, I shan't believe it. I simply shannot."
This never gets old, I laugh every time.

Posted by: wytshus at July 14, 2021 03:51 PM (rnHUi)

390 I'll put up with a lot, but don't be fucking with Shep.

Corpse eating and baby raping... this is what happens when you put Dick Cheney in charge of the weather machine instead of keeping it in the hands of the Jews.

Posted by: jwest at July 14, 2021 03:56 PM (/BlEx)

391 6 So Shep Smith got another job after getting booted from Fox News and it wasn't at a gay bathhouse?

Who knew?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (guGkK)


remember Kids, always stop by Ace's for top quality snark.

Posted by: Shoey77 at July 14, 2021 08:23 PM (fcWVN)

392 Does he think he's a dog too, like George of the Jungle's pet elephant?

As for his eyes, he should lay off the botox.

Posted by: Just G at July 14, 2021 08:54 PM (Y+lix)

393 Gee the fag can't attract enough queers to listen to the latest Stasi news? I mean Lemon is so much more of an it than this pussy.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 14, 2021 08:55 PM (EcD5Y)

394 Nobody watched him on Fox, either. They just left him on between programs they did watch.

Posted by: Geo at July 14, 2021 09:45 PM (vnhda)

395 Caring about racism makes you a faggot retard moron, you dickless braindead shitheel.

Posted by: RandbotFan at July 15, 2021 11:09 AM (i7ZAA)

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