George Floyd Mural in Toledo Destroyed by Lightning

Huh.

A lighting blast demolished a mural of George Floyd in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, according to the city's fire department.

The piece had been painted onto the side of a shuttered bar, according to Toledo's The Blade. The art work crumbled amid a storm shortly after 5 p.m. on Tuesday evening according to police.

The Toledo Fire and Rescue Department officially attributed the destruction to a lightning strike based on witness accounts and an investigation of the scene. City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report, however, saying the wall had been showing signs of weakness for some time and likely just gave way on its own.

Tim Pool pointed out that the weather for that day in Toledo was... sunny with scattered clouds.

And yet... per witnesses, a bolt out of the blue destroyed the mural.

Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM




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1 There's a message here, somewhere.

Posted by: BignJames at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

2 Queen LeBron hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (ZfonR)

3 One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (m+jkK)

4 We must always believe the eyewitnesses, especially if they're black!

Unless they're saying something that doesn't fit the lefty narrative, in which case . . . just ignore them and assume they're lying.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (k4dH2)

5 a SMOD amuse-bouche, perhaps?

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (DJFLF)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I must say that I choose to believe. Mainly because of how utterly hilarious it is.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (mf5HN)

8 maybe it was aliens

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (DJFLF)

9 God hates democrats.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (ONvIw)

10 Why does God hate George Kirby?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (ZfonR)

11 We should pray that all these graven images of Floyd worship are destroyed across the land by the hand of God.

Posted by: Valiant at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (3MiF8)

12 God is racist! Burn all the churches!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (6FeV1)

13 White Supremacist Super Villain Secret Weapon Made From Legos!

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (ronUI)

14 It had iron shavings in it's butt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (UuD2k)

15 Bwahahaha! This is even better than a Steve Inman tweet, which I didn't think was possible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (HaL55)

16 Oh sure, you conveniently left out the part about it being a WHITE lighning bolt!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

17 maybe George Floyd himself smote the mural because it was not a flattering likeness. From his place in the Beyond, he can do this you know.

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (DJFLF)

18 Many years ago my hometown had a violent thunderstorm roll through. Skies cleared to a vivid blue. 2 hours later after mom left her patio to take a nap a bolt of lightning out of a clear blue, sunny sky hit the tree off the patio where she had been sitting. It arced into the house after exploding the tree and set fire to her home. It happens.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (lHHNQ)

19 White supremist lightning!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (UuD2k)

20 This is some terrific news.

God has a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Oops

Posted by: The Joos at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (MESP6)

22 Just adding the final touch...God never leaves things unfinished.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (5iUNf)

23 I found it offensive and so I tossed a lightning bolt at it.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (xxG/v)

24 mumble mumble weather machine mumble ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (Cus5s)

25 Good. Toledo deserves better than this execrable edifice polluting its cityscape.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (3p5uk)

26 I don't really care what did it.

I'm just glad it's been destroyed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (k4dH2)

27 FUCK THIS CRACKHEAD IN PARTICULAR

Posted by: Unclefacts at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (ihUzW)

28 hola chavalas y chavalos

Posted by: jeet at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (g741k)

29 The Toledo Fire and Rescue Department officially attributed the destruction to a lightning strike based on witness accounts and an investigation of the scene. City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report, however, saying the wall had been showing signs of weakness for some time and likely just gave way on its own.


Pay NO attention to the char marks.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (PG1FL)

30 Say, you don't think the KKK called them Grand Wizards because they could cast spells, do you?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (UuD2k)

31 City building inspector Hugh Koogan...

I'd kill my parents.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (axyOa)

32 Structural Racism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (6FeV1)

33 I knew it! Lightning is RACIST!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (Bmy3R)

34 Directed Energy Weapons testing?

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (ZfonR)

35 Mother Gaia is White supremacist obviously.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (skLh/)

36 Didn't just graze him, either. It took out his whole face.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (uhPTO)

37 SMOD's warning shot?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (/0PHg)

38 JEWISH SPACE LASERS!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (YYlyE)

39 Maybe they shouldn't have gold-plated it.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (yL25O)

40 Connect the dots. Who controls the weather?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (UuD2k)

41 I believe that God let us know the status of Saint Felon's sainthood. Rejected.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (MzKgG)

42 "You shall have no other gods before Me." - Exodus 20:3

God was just reinforcing the point.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 14, 2021 12:17 PM (WxlgJ)

43 It was destroyed because George Bush hates black people.

Posted by: Kanye at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

44 You have your way of taking down statues, we have ours.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (MESP6)

45 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)

46 Now lightning needs to hit Nazi Pelosi

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (cSyAR)

47 White Lightning. No Fragility evident.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (/MaDp)

48 32 Structural Racism.
__________

LOL, yep and that's some structural racism I can support!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (k4dH2)

49 The simulation is taunting us.

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (4q7lA)

50 Who says God doesn't speak or leave his mark???

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (zL/eJ)

51 Ban all the Lightning! And its white supremacist pal Thunder while you're at it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (Bmy3R)

52 Where's your messiah now, nyah??

Posted by: Edward g Robinson at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (SdSLY)

53 Was Floyd wearing jorts in the mural? Because *some* people around here really hate jorts.
Just sayin

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (DJFLF)

54 boo fricken hoo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (izAec)

55 Isn't lightning Solar Energy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (/MaDp)

56 This is either
A) a small sign of the smiting deserved.
2) a random occurrence with ironic undertones
III) I got nothing, just wanted to fill out the roster

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (z79tQ)

57 23 I found it offensive and so I tossed a lightning bolt at it.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (xxG/v)

------

I was expecting this comment to be socked by "ZOD!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (ZfonR)

58 Afierre - The Wrath of God

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (Bmy3R)

59 46 Now lightning needs to hit Nazi Pelosi
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (cSyAR)

*******

I'm working on this. I have some concerns that hitting her with a lightning bolt may turn her into some form of undead.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (xxG/v)

60 I watched The Ten Commandments over the holiday season last year for the first time in a long time.

This just reminds me that the whole Floyd funeral was the scene while he was up in the mountains and they started assembling all the gold to make a statue to worship.....

I'm slow sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

61 So, if the city bureaucrat is right and the building was crumbling doesn't that make him racist for not doing something to shore up the structure? I mean, these 100 year old confederate general statutes never crumbke.


White privildge......better building material

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (/0PHg)

62 Breaking: Stasi investigating God for a hate crime.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (KnJdm)

63 I dont want to start any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God
Has a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find him laughing

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (skLh/)

64 LOL, I could see Nanzi ordering the Capitol Police to follow her around holding lightning rods.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Bmy3R)

65 God created us in His image and thereby gave us six senses:

Sight
Hearing
Taste
Touch
Smell
Humor

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (MESP6)

66 Racist lightening!

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (59Jz1)

67 Did this mural have George Floyd with angel wings too? because if so, I'm glad it got blasted. He was not an angel.
Even if human beings are exemplary-which he was not-they do not get a promotion to become an angel-at least according to the Bible. Angels are a group of powerful beings created by God before the world was created.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (k39e/)

68
George Floyd Mural in Toledo Destroyed by Lightning

====


They should sue the Almighty for being a racist.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Q2cEs)

69 Climate change?

Posted by: I mean at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (zpOmS)

70 This would have been even better if this had happened in Tampa Bay .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (2DOZq)

71 I can think of other things in the fUSA that could rate higher on the list for a "bolt out of the blue."

But that's just me.

Posted by: Flyover at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Rbu5d)

72 Pay no attention to the omens. I'm sure things like this mean nothing...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (fMno4)

73 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)


two words: Lena Dunham

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (sJHOI)

74 Smitten.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

75 This is either
A) a small sign of the smiting deserved.
2) a random occurrence with ironic undertones
III) I got nothing, just wanted to fill out the roster
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (z79tQ)



3 is always PROFIT!
And it must be in all caps.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (/0PHg)

76 Also , what are the chances?

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Q2cEs)

77 I'm working on this. I have some concerns that hitting her with a lightning bolt may turn her into some form of undead.

Hey Zeus, are you sure you haven't done that already and maybe forgot about it? Which would be understandable since we've been trying to forget that execrable witch for years now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (HaL55)

78 And yet... per witnesses, a bolt out of the blue destroyed the mural.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)

79 I was expecting this comment to be socked by "ZOD!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (ZfonR)

************

ZOD can throw some lightning bolts too. That statue is still standing, after all, and should make for some good target practice, especially since it is sitting and not kneeling before ZOD.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (xxG/v)

80 73 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)

two words: Lena Dunham

Three Words: Nipples on men

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Bmy3R)

81 55 Isn't lightning Solar Energy?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM (/MaDp)

There are only 2 sources of energy on Earth, solar and radioactive decay. (I'm not counting cosmic radiation, because that is tiny.)

Everything else is a derivation of the 2.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

82 FenelonSpoke

Good theology. I would add Barbara Feldon to the class of angels. Just because.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (u82oZ)

83 City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report, however, saying the wall had been showing signs of weakness for some time and likely just gave way on its own.

Pay NO attention to the char marks.
Posted by: rickb223

And this jamoke is the 'inspector'.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (mD/uy)

84 I was expecting this comment to be socked by "ZOD!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:19 PM


That would have been a coffee/monitor moment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (m+jkK)

85 City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report,

Hugh Koogan sounds like the name of a guy that would host a Weekly Top 40 radio show.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (aQD8u)

86 But but... a gold coffin and everything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (r+sAi)

87 I knew a guy who was hit by lightning from a clear blue sky one day while he fished in his aluminum paddle boat. It knocked him out, but he was fishing with a friend who was on shore and heard the noise and swam out to pull his head up out of the water so he didn't drown. He had some pretty bad burns, but he was lucky it didn't kill him.

Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (MzKgG)

88 Isn't lightning Solar Energy?
Posted by: Puddin Head


No, friend. It's electromagnetic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (M119n)

89 So the "building inspector" says that he has known for a while that the brick wall had been showing signs of weakness for a while. Yet, the inspector did nothing about the obvious known safety hazard. I wonder why?

Could it be that he prioritized the visage of St. George over public safety? We all know the answer.

Posted by: Brian at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (9kfcJ)

90 AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

act of God

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (8D42x)

91 This would have been even better if this had happened in Tampa Bay .
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (2DOZq)


Hey! Thanks for your support!!!

Posted by: Steven Stamkos at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

92 City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report, however, saying the wall had been showing signs of weakness for some time and likely just gave way on its own.

Do building inspectors in Toledo go around randomly inspecting long completed exteriors walls or only those with politically acceptable murals on them?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (EjmvJ)

93 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (u82oZ)

LOL. Sorry to disappoint you, but she isn't one either, and isn't she still alive? She was very attractive, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (k39e/)

94 "WTVG reported their Doppler Radar did show a lightning strike on the same block as the George Floyd mural at 4:30 this afternoon."


an amazingly accurate strike ... pinpoint accuracy ... Lord ... I BELIEVE!

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

95 They still have a sign for him at Target Field, out in right I think. Right fielders might be playing a bit more shallow after the break.

Still trying to square the sainting of this man by the Twins and their outreach program for women in baseball. They can continue to do so without my money.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Ned50)

96 He had some pretty bad burns, but he was lucky it didn't kill him.


Posted by: huerfano at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (MzKgG)

Helluva fish story.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (KnJdm)

97 Lightning can't melt bricks!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 14, 2021 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

98 Hugh Koogan

That name triggers my dyslexia.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)

99 Obviously it was the work of huwhite supremacists who used their Weather Machine (stolen from ancient Africans, of course) to smite this holy site.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (5aFbR)

100 Coogan's Bluff>Hugh Koogan

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (sJHOI)

101 67...Angels are a group of powerful beings created by God before the world was created.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (k39e/)

One ofmy pet peeves : oh, she's an angel now! after a family member (or even a pet...) dies.

Every person recorded in aScripture who ever met an angel fell on their face in abject terror. Except one, that I can recall.

Posted by: Flyover at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)

102 The only thing that could make this story better was if it wasn't raining.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (MESP6)

103 98 Hugh Koogan

That name triggers my dyslexia.
-------------
Sounds like Koogan's Bluff. Social distancing with Koogan is recommended.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (/MaDp)

104 Breaking: Stasi investigating God for a hate crime.
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (KnJdm)

Merrick Garland will be right on this whole Radicalized Extremist Deity stuff in 3..2..1

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (5iUNf)

105
I was recently informed some city has constructed a fucking statue of this room-temp sack of dope. What a joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (7Ttpp)

106 Do building inspectors in Toledo go around randomly inspecting long completed exteriors walls or only those with politically acceptable murals on them?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

They don't inspect shit unless there's a $100 bill tucked into the paperwork.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (mD/uy)

107 Proof of Divine judgement

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (oEn12)

108 Holy Toledo!

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (KAi1n)

109 Every person recorded in aScripture who ever met an angel fell on their face in abject terror. Except one, that I can recall.
Posted by: Flyover at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)

Usually when the angels showed up, things were about to get froggy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Y5qcH)

110 Posted by: Flyover at July 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)

Yes; It's a scary, awe inspiring thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (k39e/)

111 Hulk Hogan > Hugh Koogan

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Bmy3R)

112 3 is always PROFIT!
And it must be in all caps.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (/0PHg)

You're right. I forgot.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (z79tQ)

113 Flounder, I say this will all the feeling I possess. You're a fucking moron.

You said the video was fake. You said a woman being shot through corrugated tin was proof the video is fake. I pointed out bullets pass through corrugated tin easily while retaining lethality. Now you're trying to find cover by claiming I'm being pedantic about what is or is not cover.

Fucking. Moron.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (YYlyE)

114 Uh... hello, fbi? Yes I would like to report extremist activity in Toledo... No, I didn't see who did it, but I did detect the smell of fire and brimstone....

Posted by: wytshus at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (rnHUi)

115 I handled a Workers Comp claim where a young guy was staking out a field for laying a pipe line. His supervisor was on a backhoe about 40 yards away when he heard a loud boom and looked over and saw the guy on the ground with a beam of sunlight shining right on him. Dead from a lightning strike.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (2DOZq)

116 Proof of Divine judgement

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (oEn12)

White lightning supremacy.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (KnJdm)

117 So I guess he wasn't the Son of God after all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

118 "Lightning . . ." Yea sure!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

119 Apple's weather app won't say it's 69 degrees

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (RHGPo)

120 Per FBI directive the pope will drop a dime on god .

Posted by: Haywood at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (nB96a)

121 Hugh Koogan

That name triggers my dyslexia.
--------

I can't help but read it as Hulk Hogan.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (MESP6)

122 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)


https://youtu.be/nc2JBtrPpIk

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (EjmvJ)

123 Is there technology that can transform a leftist icon (like the mural of Greta) into a target for lightning?

Just idle curiosity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (u82oZ)

124 FBI taking over the investigation of this pernicious hate crime

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sJHOI)

125 Everybody knows that lightning is a tool of white supremacy. Whites forced blacks into geographical areas around the city more prone to lightning strikes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (gpKIi)

126 95

Look man we can support a man who beat pregnant women and also try to get money from women. It is the leftist way. We can be hypocritical as fuck and nobody calls us out on it. It is pretty fucking awesome!
-Twins

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (skLh/)

127 They still have a sign for him at Target Field, out in right I think. Right fielders might be playing a bit more shallow after the break.

Still trying to square the sainting of this man by the Twins and their outreach program for women in baseball. They can continue to do so without my money.



The Twins record shows that they should have invested that money in starting pitching.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (/0PHg)

128 That gold coffin was that paint you buy at Autozone for $8 a rattlecan.

betcha they didn't paint the bottom

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (Y274z)

129 They''ll just paint another mural someplace else, but it is a good bolt from the blue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (k39e/)

130 Smitten.
Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM


Congregation: What?

Preacher: I smite, you smite, he smites, we done smote!

Congregation: Oh...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (m+jkK)

131 Haha, that mural is not too far from my house. I don't think I had anything to do with it, though.

Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (9UmRs)

132 "Lightning . . ." Yea sure!
Jewish is a KIND of lightning.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (ZsR3z)

133 Angels are a group of powerful beings created by God before the world was created.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (k39e/)

Thank you, thank you, Thank You! That kind of silliness has always bothered me.

Angels are *below* humans in the grand order of things. Your soul being turned into an angel would be a demotion!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

134 Pedantic lightning.

Posted by: Credibly Systemic at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (1IX05)

135 GOD is a white supremacistI guess

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (uUDKV)

136 Hey Zeus, are you sure you haven't done that already and maybe forgot about it? Which would be understandable since we've been trying to forget that execrable witch for years now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (HaL55)

**********

Now that you bring this up, I think I did do that to her. She had some rather impressive hooters when she was younger and so I was smitten by her.

Then she started talking, and talking, and talking. I realized what a mistake I had made and so I tossed a lightning bolt at her, only to see it not work as planned.

My bad!

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (xxG/v)

137 Wanna know what is even worse? Sources say the lightning bolt came in the shape of a noose.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (skLh/)

138 This reminds me of the Dash Rip Rock song, "White Lightening"

I can't believe I found it on you tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNttb25F95g

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

139 > Every person recorded in aScripture who ever met an angel fell on their face in abject terror. Except one, that I can recall.

When we saw a couple of angels, we demanded to fuck them.

Posted by: The People of Sodom at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (YYlyE)

140 btw, lightning is "white", so its obviously racist.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (5aFbR)

141 White lightning supremacy.
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (KnJdm)


Mighty, mighty pleasin'
Jehovah's cloud squeezin's

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (sJHOI)

142 I can't help but read it as Hulk Hogan.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (MESP6)

Yep! I was reading it as "Hulk Hogan" but "hearing" it as something incomprehensible like "Kyoo Hyoogan."

The 'lex sux. More as I get older.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (Bmy3R)

143 Lightning=white supremacy.
Weather is racist.
WEATHER JUSTICE NOW!!

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (SVYck)

144 Breaking: Stasi investigating God for a hate crime.
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:20 PM (KnJdm)

LOL. But I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (k39e/)

145 FBI taking over the investigation of this pernicious hate crime
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sJHOI)



It will be tied to 6 of the people illegally incarcerated for the Jan. 6th protest.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Dear FBI:
I'd like to report extremist activity by God aka, the Lord of Heaven and Earth.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (cSyAR)

147 You haven't lived until you've had a slice of Apple Koogan fresh from the oven with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream.

The Pennsylvania Dutch make the best desserts!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (aQD8u)

148 George Noory just called.

He told me Trump is running HAARP and will be using it to take back the government.

This was just a test run.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (KqiMr)

149 Angels: "God, there are some radicalized domestic extremists gathering around that George Floyd Mural down there."
God: "Okay, let me take care of this....Me Dammit! Missed."

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (5iUNf)

150 When we saw a couple of angels, we demanded to fuck them.
Posted by: The People of Sodom at July 14, 2021 12:27 PM (YYlyE)



In fairness, they were the cleanest people you had ever seen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (yQpMk)

151 Sheesh, what's a white supremacist gotta do around here to get a little credit?

Posted by: Thor at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (ZsR3z)

152 The bar should be renamed "Derrick Chauvin's Revenge."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (XGrlW)

153 My wife sent me a link to this story earlier this morning.. .I asked her if it was "Italian" lighting

Posted by: Inogame at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (53oGX)

154 George was smokin' but it warn't crack.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

155 Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:25 PM (YYlyE)
Feel better about yourself, yet, douchebag pedant? Answer the fucking questions, douchebag pedant. Deflection or not?
If so, then your "cover" pedant jihad is over. And you can make your apologies.
Better yet. You know what? Enemies over there. Go fuck yourself, and have a better day. Let this thread be the end of this and stop dragging me into your issues thread after thread.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (KnJdm)

156 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (arJlL)

157 This busty cutie is glad that her glasses were clean so she was able to clearly see the monument crumble:
https://is.gd/cayzcA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (3p5uk)

158 About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

159 Big Bopper wrote White Lightnin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (sJHOI)

160 Moar wrath of God.

Yes, I'm aware of what I'm asking for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (V6f9+)

161 About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (RHGPo)
++++
But be not despondent! UBI will totally work! Trust me!

Posted by: Andrew Yang at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (3p5uk)

162 "They don't inspect shit unless there's a $100 bill tucked into the paperwork."


No, the DO inspect the shit, unless there is $100+ in the paperwork.

I knew a New Orleans bar owner that was an inspector, he bragged about getting work done at the bar ... for "helping" the guy pass inspection (or however he phrased it). He used to have Rave parties at the bar... then days before Katrina some female partier killed him (he had an apartment at the bar, conveniently I guess, or not, in this case)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

163 The Pennsylvania Dutch make the best desserts!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

My Grammi and Mother smile down on you lovingly.

*He's a good boy. So smart. Here's a piece of pie."

When they cut a pie, they quartered it - only. No matter how big the thing was. Four pieces to a pie - no more, no less.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (mD/uy)

164 This busty cutie is glad that her glasses were clean so she was able to clearly see the monument crumble:
https://is.gd/cayzcA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (3p5uk)



You're a great American.

Even if she's on the Swedish Curling team.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

165 I've heard that if William Wallace were here, he'd consume BLAntifa with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (rs9D5)

166 God is racist! Burn all the churches!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (6FeV1)

way ahead of you...

Posted by: Cana - DUH at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (8D42x)

167 I saw that Hank Aaron was honored at the All Star Game at his record setting long time team stadium Coors Field last night. I am sure the Colorado Braves fans were appreciative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

168 I must say that I choose to believe. Mainly because of how utterly hilarious it is.
Posted by: alexthechick at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (mf5HN)


It's the Babylon Bee's world, we're just trying to survive it.

"Mysterious Lightening Bolt Destroys Golden George Floyd Statue."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (jOcSX)

169 Flyover - yeah, the first thing every angel says is "Do not be afraid." I really hate the various depictions of angels as fat naked babies or as tall women in flowing gowns.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (8548M)

170 I have a picture of the lightning bolt as it struck. It was in the shape of a noose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (gpKIi)

171 This busty cutie is glad that her glasses were clean so she was able to clearly see the monument crumble:
That reminds me, I'm supposed to go boating tomorrow.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (ZsR3z)

172 Here are six things God hates,
and one more that he loathes with a passion:

eyes that are arrogant,
a tongue that lies,
hands that murder the innocent,
a heart that hatches evil plots,
feet that race down a wicked track,
a mouth that lies under oath,
a troublemaker in the family.

Floyd, looks like 5 out of 7... and 7 out of 7 when you factor in BLM

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (oHd/0)

173 Even if she's on the Swedish Curling team.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)


She's my first-round draft pick for the Swedish Toe-Curling team.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (jOcSX)

174 >>>God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)

Three Words: Nipples on men
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Bmy3R)

======

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Francisco Scaramanga at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (jPtGI)

175 Even if she's on the Swedish Curling team.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
What's wrong with the Swedish curling team? If they're anything like their Canadian sisters, they have teh hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (3p5uk)

176 Kablam modafukas! Ha...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (+ldAm)

177 Greased Lightning > White Lightning

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah!

Keep talkin', woah keep talkin'

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (KAi1n)

178 I saw that Hank Aaron was honored at the All Star Game at his record setting long time team stadium Coors Field last night. I am sure the Colorado Braves fans were appreciative.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (r+sAi)


But likely would've been better had it been held at the actual Braves team home stadium in Atlanta.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

179 That is a weird failure for brick.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:33 PM (yL25O)

180 Oh, and for the record: >>>I pointed out bullets pass through corrugated tin easily while retaining lethality.

Read slowly: NOBODY is disputing this. Get over it; move along.

>>>Now you're trying to find cover by claiming I'm being pedantic about what is or is not cover.

Nuh uh. THAT is exactly what you ARE doing. You're just pissed that people noticed.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:33 PM (KnJdm)

181 ++++
What's wrong with the Swedish curling team? If they're anything like their Canadian sisters, they have teh hawt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:32 PM (3p5uk)



Not one damn thing. They're the main reason I know what Curling even is.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Hey George. Go fly a kite.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at July 14, 2021 12:33 PM (v0R5T)

183 https://is.gd/cayzcA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:30 PM (3p5uk)

Dibs.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (KnJdm)

184 Joe Mannix, I notice a certain, um, commonality in all your pics. Two of them, actually

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (Bmy3R)

185 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.

He's correct, he just doesn't know why. What the 2nd Amendment says, is the the government IS NOT ALLOWED tell you you CAN'T own a gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (PG1FL)

186 "Floyd was murdered last year while being arrested"

And here we have another example of a piss fuck "conservative" rag that continues to spout the leftist fucking bullshit

Go fuck yourself to death with a chinese bug infested pineapple daily wire, you mewling piss fuckbags

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (MoRlZ)

187 George Noory just called.

He told me Trump is running HAARP and will be using it to take back the government.

This was just a test run.
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at July 14, 2021 12:29 PM (KqiMr)


cool. looking forward to it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (sJHOI)

188 They did predict that the George Floyd case would be a lightning rod.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (2DOZq)

189 How many arrests have been made in connection with the lightning?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (MESP6)

190 They did predict that the George Floyd case would be a lightning rod.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (2DOZq)
++++
Ba-dum tiss

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (3p5uk)

191 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.

Keith is a dumbfuck of a brain damaged fucknut twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Rumor has it there's a Lego model of that George Floyd mural in the throne room of God.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (cSyAR)

193 The two of you need to get a room if you're going to bitch about cover, mmmkay?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (KAi1n)

194 maybe George Floyd himself smote the mural because it was not a flattering likeness. From his place in the Beyond, he can do this you know.
Posted by: kallisto

The only thing he can do from his place in the beyond is SWEAT !

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (arJlL)

195 188 They did predict that the George Floyd case would be a lightning rod.

*snort*!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

196 > Feel better about yourself, yet, douchebag pedant? Answer the fucking questions, douchebag pedant. Deflection or not?

That's not the question, you fucking moron. Your original claim is bullets will not pass through corrugated tin and maintain lethality. You're wrong. I won't follow you as you cart around goalposts. I will point out your retardation, however. Moron.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (YYlyE)

197 167 I saw that Hank Aaron was honored at the All Star Game at his record setting long time team stadium Coors Field last night. I am sure the Colorado Braves fans were appreciative.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
-------
I don't know when this started but they also wore the jerseys in the game that they previously only wore for the HR derby - in Braves colors of course.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Ned50)

198 If everyone had been vaccinated this would not have happened. Science says so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (skLh/)

199 191 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.

Keith is a dumbfuck of a brain damaged fucknut twatwaffle.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

The 1st Amendment doesn't say he can talk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (UuD2k)

200
"Floyd was murdered last year while being arrested"

And let me guess...Ashli Babbit was "killed" right?


Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (DpkTQ)

201 So, when do our troops start arriving in SA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (gpKIi)

202 You two stop arguing more often than Max Boot leaves the GOP.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (Bmy3R)

203 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

Three Words: Nipples on men
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Tell me about it!
Posted by: Francisco Scaramanga


Belly button. Did Adam have one?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (PG1FL)

204 FBI taking over the investigation of this pernicious hate crime

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sJHOI)

------

Witness Bubba Wallace claims that the lightning was in a pattern of a noose.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (hnyx2)

205
> Feel better about yourself, yet, douchebag pedant? Answer the fucking questions, douchebag pedant. Deflection or not?



That's not the question, you fucking moron. Your original claim is
bullets will not pass through corrugated tin and maintain lethality.
You're wrong. I won't follow you as you cart around goalposts. I will
point out your retardation, however. Moron.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (YYlyE)

Answer the fucking questions, douchebag pedant. Deflection or not?

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (KnJdm)

206 "Every person recorded in a Scripture who ever met an angel fell on their face in abject terror."

"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares." Hebrews ... but I'm not sure this is always a great idea, in today's environment. Use discretion.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (Cus5s)

207 If i wanted to see a couple dudes wave their dicks around, I'd go to the public library!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (6FeV1)

208 /Looks around.... for THOR!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (oHd/0)

209 I got nothing.

Except a hat tip to The Man Upstairs for a nice shot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (2JVJo)

210 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.----

Bear / Own

220 / 221

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (2DOZq)

211 FBI taking over the investigation of this pernicious hate crime

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sJHOI)


Witnesses claim the lightning was in the shape of a noose.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

212 I'll come back when Children's Hour is over.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (Bmy3R)

213 Belly button. Did Adam have one?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (PG1FL)

------

Hmmm ... or an Adam's apple?

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (hnyx2)

214 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.

Posted by: Sponge -

The 1st Amendment doesn't say you can own a brain either.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (KAi1n)

215 The wall yelled "I can't breathe! Hands up, don't strike!" Just before the lightning struck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (gpKIi)

216 Bonhomme and Flounder....

Cut the shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Q9lwr)

217 200"Floyd was murdered last year while being arrested"
And let me guess...Ashli Babbit was "killed" right?



Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (DpkTQ)


Beat me to it by inches. I just forgot to hit post.

Posted by: Javems at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (YOQM5)

218 Looks around.... for THOR!
**cough @151**

Posted by: Thor at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (ZsR3z)

219 185 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.

He's correct, he just doesn't know why. What the 2nd Amendment says, is the the government IS NOT ALLOWED tell you you CAN'T own a gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:34 PM (PG1FL)

Exactly.

Posted by: Flyover at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Rbu5d)

220 Erma Gerd already

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (sJHOI)

221 We have confirmation from a FB profile thought to be the suspect that it was, in fact, white lightning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (gpKIi)

222 Rumor has it there's a Lego model of that George Floyd mural in the throne room of God.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (cSyAR)

Proof that Heaven doesn't have the real thing...

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (5iUNf)

223 /Looks around.... for THOR!
Hey guys, does this paycheck make my ass look fat?

HEHE I mean girl power yeah!

Posted by: Natalie Portman as Lady Thor at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (DpkTQ)

224 COVER is typically regarded as anything that can protect you from an
incoming projectile, either by stopping it or deflecting it.
You took issue with the use of the word "cover," did you not?

Own up, douchebag pedant. Or not. I care not.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (KnJdm)

225 >>About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.


Gee, it's a head-scratcher why some of those professionals laid off from well-paying jobs aren't more interested in being an overnight warehouse worker at Amazon for $15.hour. . .

*I know there are lazy people happy to sit back and enjoy unemployment benefits, and people have to find a job that exists not hold out for something lost, but the pandemic did significantly impact our economy and employment opportunities -- and I have no patience for the same people who demanded we all lockdown for months and months knowing it would kill businesses and jobs now b#tching at the people this affected.

People aren't widgets, and they can't just, say, kill the Keystone pipeline and then call those who worked on it lazy for not immediately changing professions/becoming Walmart workers and DoorDash drivers to satisfy their need to pretend their policies are economically disruptive.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (bDqIh)

226 Black martyrs have gone a bit down-market since the days of MLK and Medgar Evers.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (m/Gc2)

227 Witnesses claim the lightning was in the shape of a noose.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

------

Scary horde mind, Sponge!

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (hnyx2)

228 2A says you cant own guns while the constitution also says you can have abortions. In a world where men can have babies anything is possible.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (skLh/)

229 Lightning=white supremacy.
Weather is racist.
WEATHER JUSTICE NOW!!
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 14, 2021 12:28 PM (SVYck)

well, they ARE complaining about "heat inequality"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (8D42x)

230 If i wanted to see a couple dudes wave their dicks around, I'd go to the public library!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (6FeV1)
--------
That's Rainbow Sparkle Bare-Ass Dildo Monkey to you mister.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (Ned50)

231 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Q9lwr)

My apologies to the horde. I am done.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (KnJdm)

232 We have confirmation from a FB profile thought to be the suspect that it was, in fact, white lightning.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (gpKIi)

Experimental confirmation that George Jones > George Floyd

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (6FeV1)

233 True story: The vikings didn't prey on black people.

Of course its simply because they were too far away.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (DpkTQ)

234 Oh, and btw, the 3rd Amendment specifically says "house", not apartment, condominium, RV.... Right? That's why the rush to eliminate single family zoning. You know that interpretation is coming.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (KAi1n)

235 Cut the shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Q9lwr)

Yeah, they were getting to the "Family Guy vs the Chicken" stage

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (5iUNf)

236 Cut the shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Is it someone's birthday ?

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (arJlL)

237 About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.


Just wait till they get their income tax return next year. They'll be DEMANDING a government bailout to pay their taxes on all this 'free' money.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

238 > Read slowly: NOBODY is disputing this. Get over it; move along.

You did, you fucking moron! It's right here:

> people inexplicably dropping like flies while apparently behind cover?

https://bit.ly/3ee9KDR

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (YYlyE)

239
Is it someone's birthday ?
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (arJlL)


Always JJ's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Yeah Hate the game not the player as far as UI goes. If the govt says here you go a ton of money not to work, people will take the money. Cant blame them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (skLh/)

241 Flounder and Bonhomme....

Go sit in the corner for a few days. You can come back on Friday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (Q9lwr)

242 ... People aren't widgets ...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (bDqIh)
++++
HERESY! BURN THE WITCH!

Posted by: Modern Executive, polishing his MBA at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (3p5uk)

243 the same people who demanded we all lockdown for months and months
knowing it would kill businesses and jobs now b#tching at the people
this affected.

I've suggested a 100% tax on FedGov employees for the next couple of years. That money can be shared between them and the people that lost their jobs due to the lockdowns.

We are all in this together right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (DpkTQ)

244 We don't have confirmation, but there are several likely witnesses who say they heard "This is MAGA country!" Echoing in the thunder.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (gpKIi)

245 Yeah, they were getting to the "Family Guy vs the Chicken" stage
Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:40 PM (5iUNf)

Well that coupon WAS expired...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (V6f9+)

246 Alright, cutting the shit.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (YYlyE)

247 J.J., we're gonna need to see your login records for the weather machine for the time period in question.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (OssQ4)

248 The banhammer.

It is mighty, but just.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

249 The banhammer.
A hammer that Chris Evans cannot lift...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:42 PM (DpkTQ)

250 UI on its own is almost never enough to be taxed. Remember 1/2 the country pays no income tax. People on a years worth of UI comfortably fall into that bucket.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:42 PM (skLh/)

251 Better cover for stopping a NATO 5.56 round, African Swallow or European Swallow? Discuss.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:42 PM (aQD8u)

252 Re George Floyd mural: what God tears asunder, let no man join together.

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 12:43 PM (P69fT)

253 Black martyrs have gone a bit down-market since the days of MLK and Medgar Evers.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2021 12:39 PM (m/Gc2)

We'll use whatever we can get!

Posted by: The Democrats at July 14, 2021 12:43 PM (mR6Gs)

254 Better cover for stopping a NATO 5.56 round, African Swallow or European Swallow? Discuss.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:42 PM (aQD8u)

I dunno, but they're hell on a high fastball....

Posted by: Randy Johnson at July 14, 2021 12:43 PM (6FeV1)

255 Yeah Hate the game not the player as far as UI goes. If the govt says here you go a ton of money not to work, people will take the money. Cant blame them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:41 PM (skLh

That's why a number of Red states stopped the $300 Fed subsidy including Texas.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:43 PM (2DOZq)

256 Might I suggest that the BLM crew gather the pieces, place them in a Ark, and wander around in the Mojave Desert for about 40 years?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (guGkK)

257 God answers prayer!


TAKE THAT, ATHEISTS AND MISOTHEISTS!

Posted by: pookysgirl endorses smiting at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (XKZwp)

258 I did it. Whole thing should have blown.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (GSBVq)

259 About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.

----

For a few months now, virtually every fast food joint (except In 'N Out Burger) has had their dining room closed here -- drive-thru only -- and sometimes with restricted hours.

These are normally younger and older white people working these jobs in rural Northern Arizona.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (cpnkk)

260 TAKE THAT, ATHEISTS AND MISOTHEISTS!
Posted by: pookysgirl endorses smiting at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (XKZwp)
++++
What is misotheist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (3p5uk)

261 *sips on a Slurpee*

Not going to say anything at all that causes drama right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (5p7BC)

262 I was on UI a few times over the years. I didnt exactly rush out and look for a job either. I looked at it as a vacation with 1/2 pay. One time it was perfect timing, my company was drowning, they let a ton of people go in May. I got 2 months severance and took the summer off while collecting UI. Best summer ever lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (skLh/)

263 maybe George Floyd himself smote the mural because it was not a flattering likeness. From his place in the Beyond, he can do this you know.
Posted by: kallisto
------

Seems unlikely. Elsewise, Buzzion would be smiting snarky commenters regularly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (bk3Sg)

264 Might I suggest that the BLM crew gather the pieces, place them in a Ark, and wander around in the Mojave Desert for about 40 years?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021


***
Better still, the Kalahari Desert. Or the Gobi.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (/XOcP)

265 Might I suggest that the BLM crew gather the pieces, place them in a
Ark, and wander around in the Mojave Desert for about 40 years?

Looks like Maxine Waters already got to the face melting part.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (ZsR3z)

266 Their heart is deceitful, and now they must bear their guilt. The LORD will demolish their altars and destroy their sacred stones. Hosea 10:2

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (vN+oL)

267 >>For a few months now, virtually every fast food joint (except In 'N Out Burger) has had their dining room closed here -- drive-thru only -- and sometimes with restricted hours.


On the upside, it was great for my kid when looking for a summer job.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

268 Maybe the earth could open up under the Capital.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (cSyAR)

269 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

A person that reveres fermented paste?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

270 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (3p5uk)

Worships fermented soybean paste.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (6FeV1)

271 True story: The vikings didn't prey on black people.

Of course its simply because they were too far away.
Posted by: 18-1


"Or they just didn't like dark meat ..." she muttered.

Posted by: Adriane the Muttering Women Critic ... at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (okV1R)

272 Dammit, Tony!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (6FeV1)

273 MISOTHEISTS!
Posted by: pookysgirl endorses smiting

What you got against Japanese soup?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (KAi1n)

274 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'm guessing people who acknowledge God's existence but hate Him.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (OssQ4)

275 Better still, the Kalahari Desert. Or the Gobi.
The gods must be crazy!

Posted by: N!xau at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (DpkTQ)

276 *sips on a Slurpee*

Not going to say anything at all that causes drama right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (5p7BC)



What's THAT supposed to mean, asshole!!???

Posted by: Lookin for a fight...... at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

277 264 Might I suggest that the BLM crew gather the pieces, place them in a Ark, and wander around in the Mojave Desert for about 40 years?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021

Better still, the Kalahari Desert. Or the Gobi.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (/XOcP)

Send em to South Africa... nice there this time of year..

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

278 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (3p5uk)



Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (guGkK)

279 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE RONA MCDANIEL at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Better still, the Kalahari Desert. Or the Gobi.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (/XOcP)

Or Detroit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (6FeV1)

281 What is misotheist?

....

People at the Japanese steakhouse that say "This soup is simply divine!".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (aQD8u)

282 "Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have
entertained angels unawares." Hebrews ... but I'm not sure this is
always a great idea, in today's environment. Use discretion.


I've been trying to entertain strangers for a while now, perhaps not in that specific way, tho'. However, I was at the hospital a couple of years ago in a crowded hallway and this little old lady ignored everyone else and walked straight up to me and axed me to help her find where her daughter was supposed to pick her up like we'd known each other for years. So I said, "Sure, follow me" and took her to the right place. Seemed just a bit unusual, but I was happy to help. Sometimes I do wonder...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (HaL55)

283 I was on UI a few times over the years. I didnt exactly rush out and look for a job either. I looked at it as a vacation with 1/2 pay. One time it was perfect timing, my company was drowning, they let a ton of people go in May. I got 2 months severance and took the summer off while collecting UI. Best summer ever lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (skLh/)


I was on Kung Flu unemployment when my company let me go for 3 months. It would have been a wonderful time, except everything was locked down and there was nowhere I could go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (2JVJo)

284 They are offering $25/ hr for warehouse jobs in central PA and can't fill them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (gpKIi)

285 273 MISOTHEISTS!
Posted by: pookysgirl endorses smiting

What you got against Japanese soup?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (KAi1n)

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (oHd/0)

286 For a few months now, virtually every fast food joint (except In 'N Out Burger) has had their dining room closed here -- drive-thru only -- and sometimes with restricted hours.

These are normally younger and older white people working these jobs in rural Northern Arizona.
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (cpnkk)

I'm old enough to remember when hot blondes and bitchin' brunettes worked at fast food restaurants.

Posted by: The Democrats at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)

287 Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (skLh/)

The max UE rate in Texas is 520. That plus the 300 subsidy is almost 43k / year.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (2DOZq)

288 Maybe the earth could open up under the Capital.

SMOD centered on DC when Kamal-toe gets sworn in?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

289 >>259 About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.


Had the tree removal guy over to give an estimate. Said he can't do it for 2 months at least. Has to limit his jobs because he can't find help.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (O6DoG)

290 234 Oh, and btw, the 3rd Amendment specifically says "house", not apartment,
condominium, RV.... Right? That's why the rush to eliminate single
family zoning. You know that interpretation is coming.

sure, sure. next you'll worry about whether a presidential candidate was delivered by caesarean section and, therefore, not naturally born.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

291 Off The Democrats sock.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (mR6Gs)

292 I turn 29 tomorrow!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (gpKIi)

293 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (3p5uk)


Someone who hates God.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (EjmvJ)

294 Dammit, Tony!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I'm fast but ineffective. Ask around.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (mD/uy)

295
Had the tree removal guy over to give an estimate. Said he can't do it for 2 months at least. Has to limit his jobs because he can't find help.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (O6DoG)


Even the illegals are on the government teat and won't work?

Dayum.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

296 292 I turn 29 tomorrow!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (gpKIi)

...

Today's the day for me!

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (yL25O)

297 What's THAT supposed to mean, asshole!!???
Posted by: Lookin for a fight
------------
*Hands over a Snickers*

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

298
I'm fast but ineffective. Ask around.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (mD/uy)


I said that!

Posted by: She at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

299 New to the thread, but I am I the first one to see the building inspectors name as Huge Kaboom?

Posted by: Tofer732 at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (kUGet)

300 sure, sure. next you'll worry about whether a presidential candidate was delivered by caesarean section and, therefore, not naturally born.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda


Well, Buttgig hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (PG1FL)

301 What is misotheist?
You may be entitled to compensation...

Posted by: wytshus at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (rnHUi)

302 219 185 Keith Olbermann, hypocrite, but we all know that,fails to mention the ladylike .25 he carries in his garter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (I58tH)

303 286

My wife, a hottish blonde, worked at McDs in HS and college. She said her manager put all the good looking girls upfront and all boys and ugly girls in the back making food.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:49 PM (skLh/)

304
I turn 29 tomorrow!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (gpKIi)

...

Today's the day for me!
Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (yL25O)



Birthdays! Birthdays EVERYWHERE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal!

Posted by: Michigan J. Frog, entertaining strangers at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (OssQ4)

306 sure, sure. next you'll worry about whether a presidential candidate was delivered by caesarean section and, therefore, not naturally born.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain


Aye, Laddie !!!

Posted by: 3 Witches Engaged in Pre-Scientic Chemistry Experiments, Like ... at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (okV1R)

307 Happy 39th Cat Ass!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (l+IQE)

308
Nice shootin', Tex.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (2iDSr)

309 If that wall had fallen on the muralist I wonder the building inspector, Hugh Koogan, would have shared in any of the blame.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (Va++g)

310 They are offering $25/ hr for warehouse jobs in central PA and can't fill them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (gpKIi)

I think they are offering $75/hour for Mural rebuilders...no takers...

The ones they have right now are just nervously glancing at the sky and getting nothing done.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (5iUNf)

311 sure, sure. next you'll worry about whether a presidential candidate was delivered by caesarean section and, therefore, not naturally born.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda
--
Double, double toil and trouble . . .

The line of Banquo kings takes shape

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (P69fT)

312 ------------
*Hands over a Snickers*
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 12:48 PM (5p7BC)



Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: No Longer Looking for a Fight..... at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

313 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Someone who hates miso soup.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (PG1FL)

314 I want to install a new sun cover for my boat. The local shops here have stopped taking orders for 2021. A combination of insane demand and lack of employees. They say call back in January and we will see where we are.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (skLh/)

315 Whatever democrat came up with the extra UI bonus payment scheme was a genius. I will give him credit for that much. Nothing advanced the cause of "fight for fifteen" like that. The genie is out of the bottle.

It is a great start, but there is so much more to do! Fight for fifty!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (gpKIi)

316 Happy birthday, CAT!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 14, 2021 12:51 PM (OssQ4)

317 203 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

Three Words: Nipples on men
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Four words: Joe Biden is president

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (vkS2Z)

318 I've been introduced to the word misotheist.
What can't the Horde do?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (cSyAR)

319 I was on Kung Flu unemployment when my company let me go for 3 months. It would have been a wonderful time, except everything was locked down and there was nowhere I could go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I was on it also but had retired 9 months earlier. But, since I was not yet 65 or collecting SSI. . . . .

Our governments are imbecilic, wastrels' that simply throw our money away to the underserving - in this case, me.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (mD/uy)

320
Three Words: Nipples on men
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Four words: Joe Biden is president
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (vkS2Z)


I'm thinking God had NOTHING to do with that......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Rumor has it there's a Lego model of that George Floyd mural in the throne room of God.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
---------

We're working on a warrant.

Posted by: FIBBER at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (L47aO)

322 For all the shit Dems deserve for endless stimulus, remember the GOP was on board with almost all of it. Mittens was the one who suggested a stimulus check to start. And Trump signed on as well.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (skLh/)

323 That was soooooo , like, immature......

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (Q2cEs)

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (Q2cEs)

325 That Dick Cheney and his weather-control machine again.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (Do5/p)

326 "Four words: Joe Biden is president"

And Hillary is not.

Posted by: The Big Guy at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (5S1ey)

327 318 I've been introduced to the word misotheist.
What can't the Horde do?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Discuss cover/concealment on a Wednesday afternoon rationally?

Just a guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:53 PM (mD/uy)

328 For a few months now, virtually every fast food joint (except In 'N Out Burger) has had their dining room closed here -- drive-thru only -- and sometimes with restricted hours.

These are normally younger and older white people working these jobs in rural Northern Arizona.


And yet they still have banners outside advertising for people to apply for jobs. At least around here they do. I'm wondering when they'll start putting a URL to apply for a job on their receipts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (SchxB)

329 I'm thinking God had NOTHING to do with that......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey, my plan was a dude living alone in a garden for eternity. Don't blame this shit on me!

Posted by: The Creator at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (6FeV1)

330 203 God has a wicked sense of humor.

One word: platypus.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

Three Words: Nipples on men
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Four words: Joe Biden is president
Posted by: kathysaysso


Five words: Belgian, dark chocolate is fattening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cocoa Critic ... at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (okV1R)

331 Posted by: Michigan J. Frog, entertaining strangers at July 14, 2021 12:50 PM (OssQ4)

I always preferred "The Michigan Rag," myself.

https://tinyurl.com/yz2js828

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (2JVJo)

332 I'm hearing it discussed elsewhere that the Capitol Police are not subject to FOIA.

That might explain Pelosi's "branch" offices of the Capitol police in California and Florida -- they can be repositories of information that's not subject to FOIA.

Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (P69fT)

333 Pull My finger!

Posted by: GOD at July 14, 2021 12:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

334 They are offering $25/ hr for warehouse jobs in central PA and can't fill them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:47 PM (gpKIi)
++++
This is astonishing. I got my first "real job" at the tail end of 2008. That was 12.5 years ago, which is a goodly while but nothing extreme. I was an entry-level technical professional, doing Unix/Linux system operations. When I got the offer letter, I started laughing at how much they thought that was worth. They offered me $19.50 an hour for that, and I felt like the gates of heaven had opened.

Adjusting for inflation, that comes to $24.70 per hour today. In other words, warehouse stocking is now paying as well as graveyard shift computer system administration did. Something got disconnected somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:55 PM (3p5uk)

335 That might explain Pelosi's "branch" offices of the Capitol police in California and Florida -- they can be repositories of information that's not subject to FOIA.
Posted by: Revenant at July 14, 2021 12:54 PM (P69fT)

...

When you hire spies to be your drivers they are not subject to FOIA either.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:55 PM (yL25O)

336 Part of the retardation with jobs is having to apply online to work at Taco Bell including uploading a resume. The restaurants claim they are desperate for people but still make them jump through all these hoops. You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (skLh/)

337 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

One of my all-time favorite cartoons, right there.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (OssQ4)

338 269 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

A person that reveres fermented paste?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM (mD/uy)

270 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:45 PM (3p5uk)

Worships fermented soybean paste.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:46 PM


Hordemind! And both of you bastages beat me to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

339
I'm glad all the slackers don't want to work. Employers not so routinely bypassing oldtimers like me on the applications

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (DJFLF)

340 1. God is with us
2. Ruby, from the thread below, Does she have a penis?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (t5gvc)

341 Part of the retardation with jobs is having to apply online to work at Taco Bell including uploading a resume. The restaurants claim they are desperate for people but still make them jump through all these hoops. You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (skLh/)
++++
Without the hoops, your company's political officers in HR won't be able to build adequate dossiers and that means pressure and control are harder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 12:57 PM (3p5uk)

342 You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.

I can see HR heads spinning as they scream "process!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2021 12:57 PM (SchxB)

343 TonyPete and i seem to hordemeld rather frequently

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 12:58 PM (6FeV1)

344 God has a wicked sense of humor.

Five words: Belgian, dark chocolate is fattening ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cocoa Critic

A lot of words:

Dads and Grampas that were hound dogs back in the day now have beautiful teenaged daughters or granddaughters that other young men sniffing around.

"Do you see now, Gramps? Thought so."
-- God

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 12:58 PM (mD/uy)

345 42 You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.

I can see HR heads spinning as they scream "process!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2021 12:57 PM (SchxB)

There is another way to recruit without using an iPhone app?

Posted by: 24 yr old HR bimbo at July 14, 2021 12:58 PM (Ti+Tv)

346 Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM

And download this app, and do an A.I. on-camera interview with a computer. And try not to look like someone who hates being on camera.

I hate this timeline.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 14, 2021 12:58 PM (OssQ4)

347 You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (skLh/)

This is very frustrating to the job-seeker of entry level positions. I know someone who was seeking a job as Walmart greeter, and was stunned she had to go online to do it. This was a woman of a certain age who really had only blue collar jobs her whole life in between child rearing.

Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (DJFLF)

348 Nice young lady, manager at one of the local dollar stores said they got a bulletin from the home office on product shortages. Factories at 2/3 production (lack of help). Not enough truck drivers (lack of help). Almost seems like bribe the gringo to stay home and we'll solve this labor crisis. Of course, when you're going down the highway and a Peterbilt playing mariachi music full blast side swipes you....

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (I58tH)

349 I imagine that when lightning strikes in an American city, it's more likely to hit communist agitation propaganda than miss.

Posted by: Commander Tacticool at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (ZjHNW)

350 TonyPete and i seem to hordemeld rather frequently
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Far be it from me to look down my nose at two consenting adults.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 01:00 PM (mD/uy)

351 I prefer to interview those whom I may choose to work for.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 01:00 PM (t5gvc)

352 I imagine that when lightning strikes in an American city, it's more likely to hit communist agitation propaganda than miss.
Posted by: Commander Tacticool at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (ZjHNW)

Brutalist architecture has an awful lot of surface area....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:00 PM (6FeV1)

353 Adjusting for inflation, that comes to $24.70 per hour today. In other words, warehouse stocking is now paying as well as graveyard shift computer system administration did. Something got disconnected somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I want to know where all these layabouts are making bank. I've told where someone tried to open a fraudulent HI claim in my name. State says I only qualified for 13 weeks UI.

I've been employed continuously for the last 42 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:00 PM (PG1FL)

354 349 I imagine that when lightning strikes in an American city, it's more likely to hit communist agitation propaganda than miss.
Posted by: Commander Tacticool at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (ZjHNW)

ShotSpotter can even differentiate claps of thunder from 9mm or .45 caliber.

Posted by: Roy at July 14, 2021 01:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

355 Part of the retardation with jobs is having to apply online to work at Taco Bell including uploading a resume.
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That would explain the TV ads for resume/grammar software. Can't write coherently? We'll do it for you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 01:01 PM (L47aO)

356 I need a job to buy an iPhone so i can get a job so i can buy an iPhone so i can.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:01 PM (6FeV1)

357 I can see HR heads spinning as they scream "process!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2021 12:57 PM (SchxB)

I worked for a long time at a company that hires huge numbers of people. HR was so pathetically bad at it that we (the operators) started doing the initial interviews because they would hire people who simply could not do the jobs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2021 01:01 PM (Q9lwr)

358 "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." -- W.C. Fields

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

359 Part of the retardation with jobs is having to apply online to work at Taco Bell including uploading a resume. The restaurants claim they are desperate for people but still make them jump through all these hoops. You want people? Hire them on the spot like the old days. Not some 3 week process through corporate HR.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:56 PM (skLh/)


They do it that way because if you tried to do it the old way you'd get sued by someone who didn't get hired.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 01:02 PM (jOcSX)

360 TonyPete and i seem to hordemeld rather frequently
Posted by: Warai-otoko

We don't judge anyone here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 14, 2021 01:02 PM (Vxu+H)

361 I prefer to interview those whom I may choose to work for.
Posted by: Braenyard

Similar to Peter with the Two Bobs in Office Space?

Not exactly an interview but Peter was definitely in charge.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (mD/uy)

362 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

A Methodist with a lisp.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (2DOZq)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (6FeV1)

364
I imagine that when lightning strikes in an American city, it's more likely to hit communist agitation propaganda than miss.
Posted by: Commander Tacticool at July 14, 2021 12:59 PM (ZjHNW)

If it hits a building with a mural, the odds are 100%. If you put up anything else, someone will have already torched it and looted it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (7Ttpp)

365 There is another way to recruit without using an iPhone app?
Posted by: 24 yr old HR bimbo


Sho' 'nuff! Android apps!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (PG1FL)

366
And Joe, I'll refrain from discussing The Statue. I know you've heard your fill of that from me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (7Ttpp)

367 It seems the Lord does not have the same regard for drug addicted thugs as the leftards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (o2MD2)

368 367 It seems the Lord does not have the same regard for drug addicted thugs as the leftards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (o2MD2)

Turn the other cheek....and shove your drugs in the hole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (UuD2k)

369 It was white lightn8ng.

Did you know the negative charge snakes beneath our feet?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (GSBVq)

370 a bolt out of the blue destroyed the mural

God has never been a fan of idols. Or those that insist on them.

Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2021 01:05 PM (kOpft)

371 We need more of this, please, God!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at July 14, 2021 01:05 PM (Mzdiz)

372 My Dad and I were walking downtown one day, and across the street was a bunch of colored guys, as we said then. I asked Dad what's going on. It was a labor hall for hod carriers. Asked the old man what's a hod carrier and he said don't be one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 01:05 PM (I58tH)

373 God has never been a fan of idols.

Posted by: Methos


Billy hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (PG1FL)

374
Lest anyone forget: George Floyd robbed a pregnant woman at gunpoint.

The fact that he was walking around in society is... a problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (7Ttpp)

375 Anyone else read that as "City building inspector Hulk Hogan?"
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS YOU PULL A GUN ON A PREGNANT LADY, BROTHER!

Posted by: TheHoser at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (b9pgb)

376 Just last week I was lamenting that we need some good old Testament smiting. And here we are.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (Vxu+H)

377 Who _says_ there's no G_d?

Posted by: Rowsdower says Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and so will you be soon at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (hRMuo)

378 LOL!

Great minds, YD, great minds.

Posted by: TheHoser at July 14, 2021 01:07 PM (b9pgb)

379 Keith Olbermann says the 2nd Amendment doesn't say you can own a gun.----

Bear / Own

220 / 221
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (2DOZq)


If the government cannot infringe on my right to keep and bear an arm, then if I'm not permitted to buy one, the government must provide me with arms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 01:07 PM (jOcSX)

380 346 I hate this timeline.
rankine timeline > kelvin timeline

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 01:07 PM (v3pYe)

381 "Let God sort it out", is a common refrain.

Possibly, God is letting us sort it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 01:08 PM (t5gvc)

382 Asked the old man what's a hod carrier and he said don't be one.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 01:05 PM (I58tH)


It's a great way to rise in the world.

Posted by: Tim Finnigan at July 14, 2021 01:08 PM (jOcSX)

383 Did you know the negative charge snakes beneath our feet?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 01:04 PM (GSBVq)

The current actually flows from the ground up to the clouds.

There is a smaller, "feeler" plasma arc that reaches up to the clouds from the object about to be hit a few milliseconds before the full strike. Not always visible, and it's rarely been captured by photography.

It's pretty neat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:08 PM (UuD2k)

384 OT Another shouting person outside going by outside on a bike, but this time I had no sign up, so I have no idea what it was in reference to. All I could hear was " He's a coward." In reference to Trump? I don't know. So strange. I don't bike, but I don't shout from my car at peoples houses who have signs about the great uniter Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:09 PM (k39e/)

385 I support the right to keep and bear arms.

I also support the right to arm bears.

That's just the mayhem way!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 14, 2021 01:09 PM (Vxu+H)

386 369 Did you know the negative charge snakes beneath our feet?
are those the ones upon which you're not supposed to tread?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 01:09 PM (v3pYe)

387 Thank you Jesus.

Posted by: Debra Heine at July 14, 2021 01:10 PM (ZbNwL)

388 There is a smaller, "feeler" plasma arc that reaches up to the clouds
from the object about to be hit a few milliseconds before the full
strike. Not always visible, and it's rarely been captured by
photography.

Sounds a bit like Joe Biden in the presence of a young girl, except for the "rarely captured by photography" part.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 01:10 PM (ZsR3z)

389 379 Heh. Don't know what happened to it, but a long time ago the Ex got me a tee shirt saying Support Your Right to Keep and Arm Bears, with a grizzly holding an M60.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 01:10 PM (I58tH)

390 385 389 Yep. There it goes again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 01:11 PM (I58tH)

391 Vincent: Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.

Jules: Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen.

Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?

Jules: We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?

Posted by: Quintin T. at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (EughT)

392 So if a long time goes by and your don't hear from me-except from me saying, "I'm taking a break", just assume one of my neighbors has turned me in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (k39e/)

393 Did anyone here like Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (/MaDp)

394 " He's a coward." In reference to Trump? I don't know. So strange. I don't bike, but I don't shout from my car at peoples houses who have signs about the great uniter Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:09 PM (k39e/)

Maybe he was saying "Hezekaiah!"? Some obscure suggestion for an OT quote, maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (6FeV1)

395 The very thought of any Pedantophilia in these here parts, has me literally shaking.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (1IX05)

396 Happy Bastille Day mes amis.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 01:13 PM (skLh/)

397 I read about false idols somewhere.....hmmmm

Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2021 01:13 PM (bwBxJ)

398 The current actually flows from the ground up to the clouds.

There is a smaller, "feeler" plasma arc that reaches up to the clouds from the object about to be hit a few milliseconds before the full strike. Not always visible, and it's rarely been captured by photography.

It's pretty neat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:08 PM (UuD2k)

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"That explains all the overwhelming eyewitness testimony of a missile bringing down TWA flight 800." -- your totally competent and incorruptible FBI

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:13 PM (KqZCS)

399 Trying again...

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:14 PM (5ieoM)

400 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (6FeV1)

LOL. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:14 PM (k39e/)

401 If Barack Obama had a son, he would have looked like Trayvon Martin.

If Trayvon Martin had become an adult, he would have looked like George Floyd.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at July 14, 2021 01:14 PM (Do5/p)

402 the angel Gabriel is Noah in his Glorified state, as was the angel Moroni.
Peter, James and John also appeared in the Glorified state on the banks of the Susquehanna river and restored the fullness of Christ's gospel to The Prophet Joseph and his Scribe, Oliver.
Jesus Christ appeared to his Apostles after his resurrection, also in a Glorified state.

All other angels are disembodied spirits that serve either God or Satan.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 14, 2021 01:14 PM (8iyB1)

403 What is misotheist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

A Methodist with a lisp.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 01:03 PM (2DOZq)

I thought it was a lawyer who thanks God for asbestos.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (5ieoM)

404 FenelonSpoke

1) Put on the armor of God.

2) We can break you out of prison. Just saying.

3) The righteous should not have to suffer before the end times.

Revelations is not the book I want to think about here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

405 We don't judge anyone here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 14, 2021 01:02 PM (Vxu+H)

====================
except Kevin McCarthy and John Roberts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (Dbl84)

406 396 Aux armes, citoyens. Formez vos barricades.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (I58tH)

407 -- your totally competent and incorruptible FBI

Immortalized in the classic film The Unflushables.

They are incorruptible turds.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

408 I was walking along the Iowa river on campus at the U of I one nice clear sunny day when a bolt of lightning and thunder struck very nearby. Scared the bejeebus out of me. Really fricking weird! I looked around to exclaim to someone, anyone, to say "Whoa! Did you see that!!??" Not a soul around. Shrugged and went on my merry way.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (Q93AK)

409 Revelations is not the book I want to think about here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

Maccabees, maybe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (6FeV1)

410
God has never been a fan of idols.
Posted by: Methos

Billy hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223


Nice day for a
White Lightning

Posted by: Billy's idle at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (63Dwl)

411 Why am I reminded of the Hank Scorpio episode of the Simpsons with this?

"City building inspector Hugh Koogan has disputed the report, however, saying the wall had been showing signs of weakness for some time and likely just gave way on its own."

Right, collapsed on its own.

God was NOT amused. Thou shalt have no false gods before Me -- and the Left is all about false gods.

Posted by: acethepug at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (qPKAe)

412 I was walking along the Iowa river on campus at the U of I one nice
clear sunny day when a bolt of lightning and thunder struck very nearby.
Scared the bejeebus out of me. Really fricking weird! I looked around
to exclaim to someone, anyone, to say "Whoa! Did you see that!!??" Not a
soul around. Shrugged and went on my merry way.

What? I get bored.

Posted by: Zeus at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (ZsR3z)

413 TexasDan

Happy Birthday. And many more.

*Mostly kidding *
We need workers for my future Social Security. And thank you for your help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (u82oZ)

414 When you suddenly feel your hair stand on end during a storm, quickly stick a cigar in your mouth, as you are about to get lit up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:17 PM (o2MD2)

415 Just checked the zerohedge article on this, apparently the local ABC affiliate recorded a lightning strike on that block via their doppler radar during the storm, confirming witness testimony.
https://tinyurl.com/ 3kecnc6h

Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2021 01:17 PM (kOpft)

416 In an unrelated story a giant finger was seen hovering over the White House captioned "Thief!"

Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:17 PM (dEaub)

417 Nice day for a
White Lightning
Posted by: Billy's idle at July 14, 2021 01:16 PM (63Dwl)

Poser

Posted by: William the Bloody at July 14, 2021 01:17 PM (5ieoM)

418 Did anyone here like Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (/MaDp)

===================
*looks elsewhere*

Posted by: The Grizzly Mothers Group at July 14, 2021 01:17 PM (Dbl84)

419 "That explains all the overwhelming eyewitness testimony of a missile bringing down TWA flight 800." -- your totally competent and incorruptible FBI
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:13 PM (KqZCS)

...

We released all the bigfoot-photo-quality video of the UFO's. Didn't that distract you enough?

Posted by: FBI at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (yL25O)

420 Trump did this!!!!! Impeachment !!!!!!!

Posted by: SkunkerT at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (X1Aor)

421 Did you know the negative charge snakes beneath our feet?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
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Snakes...it had to be snakes....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (bk3Sg)

422 I made $3,500 last year. Didn't take unemployment. So far I've made about 3x that; still not taking unemployment.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (KAi1n)

423 Nood something...

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (DibdT)

424 Did anyone here like Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (/MaDp)

...

This is a trap to determine your age. Don't answer.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (yL25O)

425 Quick.

Someone throw up a picture of St. George on the side of the Capitol building before the next storm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (6FeV1)

426 I'm real and I'm spectacular

Posted by: God at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (Rs1Q4)

427 NOOD.

Immigration enforcement, just not THOSE immigrants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

428 24 Did anyone here like Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:12 PM (/MaDp)

...

This is a trap to determine your age. Don't answer.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (yL25O)

Next he'll want to know if anyone liked Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (yL25O)

429 God indicted for a "Hate Crime"
Details at 11.

Posted by: KRAP Toledo at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (dEaub)

430 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

1. I try to read the passage about the armor of God-from the Book of Ephesians every morning.

2. I hope you won't have to break me out of prison, but thanks.

3. I wouldn't call myself "righteous" but I expect some people will suffer a lot before the end times. Maybe we are in the end times?. A lot of preachers suggest that, but I prefer not to set times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (k39e/)

431 I'm surprised someone didn't collect the bricks to sell.

"Own a piece of the scared George Floyd mural, only $20.00 plus shipping for one of these commemorative bricks."

Posted by: lowandslow at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (qH6FZ)

432 Hey you. Yeah you.....Mr Puddinghead.

Im 2/3% mountain man............fucker.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (GSBVq)

433
If I were a Christian, I'd be reading Revelations about now. I've got this spooky "the Man's coming around any day, now" feeling. Gets stronger every day.

The man-milk tranny video with the baby sucking on that freak's sebaceous titty flab was a bad one. I was watching that yesterday, knowing it had been pushed out and promoted by a major media org for everybody's grandmas to see, and thinking "uh oh. This is the kinda 'valley of Gehenna' shit that worries me."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (7Ttpp)

434 "That explains all the overwhelming eyewitness testimony of a missile bringing down TWA flight 800." -- your totally competent and incorruptible FBI
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:13 PM (KqZCS)

In fairness to the Eff Bee Eye, Flight 800 was more of a CIA op. The Feebers just basically going around collecting false 302s, at the CIA (and the White House's) behest.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (5ieoM)

435 "Not even the angels know the time of His coming. "

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (8iyB1)

436 In an unrelated story a giant finger was seen hovering over the White House captioned "Thief!"
Posted by: Zek
--------

Heh, that's curious. All I heard was a voice, "J'accuse!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (bk3Sg)

437 When you suddenly feel your hair stand on end during a storm, quickly stick a cigar in your mouth, as you are about to get lit up.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Hold a 1 iron over your head.
Because not even God can hit a 1iron.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (PG1FL)

438 If the government cannot infringe on my right to keep and bear an arm, then if I'm not permitted to buy one, the government must provide me with arms.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 01:07 PM (jOcSX)

There's a story out now somewhere that a J6 defendant was ordered, as a condition of his pre-trial release, not to purchase any firearms and to divest himself of his current fire arms. The FBI raided his home 4 days later and found 8 fire arms, makings for a 'pipe' bomb, and they claimed he was attempted to purchase 34 more. He was immediately re-arrested.

But this is where the FBI story begins to fall apart. The 34 additional fire arms were purchased prior to J6 under a gun dealership license and he informed the purchasee that he would be unable to pick them up due to the conditions of this release. The 8 found in his home cannot be transported out of his house due federal law that does not allow someone released under his conditions to transport fire arms anywhere. The pipe bomb makings now appear to be just standard plumbing materials. No explosives were found.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (5iUNf)

439
In fairness to the Eff Bee Eye, Flight 800 was more of a CIA op. The Feebers just basically going around collecting false 302s, at the CIA (and the White House's) behest.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (5ieoM)

That's pretty much why it all has to be torn down and the earth salted.. but I suppose I'm preaching to the converted.

Posted by: Inogame at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (53oGX)

440 "Own a piece of the scared George Floyd mural, only $20.00 plus shipping for one of these commemorative bricks."
Posted by: lowandslow
-------

Industrial quality paper-weight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (bk3Sg)

441 Next he'll want to know if anyone liked Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: TexasDan


Poor Merlin Olsen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (PG1FL)

442 That is a weird failure for brick.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 12:33 PM (yL25O)

It's about how one would expect it to fail if you trickled nitroglycerin into faulty mortar joints, and then touched it off.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (GFAOV)

443 I saw that Hank Aaron was honored at the All Star Game at his record setting long time team stadium Coors Field last night. I am sure the Colorado Braves fans were appreciative.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
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I don't know when this started but they also wore the jerseys in the game that they previously only wore for the HR derby - in Braves colors of course.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Ned50)

And of course, nobody mentioned that Hank was very likely killed by the Coof vax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (GFAOV)

444 Were the Chinese fentanyl and Chinese counterfeit bills damaged?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, the Artiste Who Doesn't Use Yellow at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (Ndje9)

445 Better cover for stopping a NATO 5.56 round, African Swallow or European Swallow? Discuss.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 12:42 PM (aQD8u)

Kamala Harris, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2021 01:35 PM (GFAOV)

446 Darn it- I like Pink Floyd! Which one was George?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (ELgVT)

447 It was a direct hit on his face as well.

Divine aim.

Posted by: A minor correction at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (IbmL7)

448 Now lightning needs to hit Nazi Pelosi
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (cSyAR)

-----

Lightning is racist. I am surprised lightning hasn't been banned. You know who used/s "lightning bolt" imagery!

Posted by: Undocumented at July 14, 2021 01:54 PM (Y08Vx)

449 Ah, metaphor, thy name is George Floyd Mural.

Posted by: Scott M at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (6BsDh)

450 That mural of "St Floyd" was a joke around here to begin with...the name of the Bar they chose to paint it on? "Mugshots". True Story.

Posted by: jeff at July 14, 2021 02:45 PM (uAI4S)

451 Nancy Pelosi orders a dozen rubberized depends.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 14, 2021 03:16 PM (RNoZj)

452 A Mural to a career Crinimal Lightning from the sky the Lord dont allow for the worship of False Idols

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 14, 2021 06:10 PM (wGqjj)

453 God tolerates the dark side for only so long. Hope he makes it rain there for 60 days and 60 nights and anywhere with these murals or has torn down statutes of Confederates.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 14, 2021 08:49 PM (EcD5Y)

454 Has the smiting commenced?

Posted by: aelfheld at July 15, 2021 01:21 PM (Zy9Yy)

455 Until now, I had been doubting the existence of God. The weather in Toledo has restored my faith.

Posted by: Seek at July 21, 2021 03:44 PM (ncxyS)

456 GOD IS RACIST

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