"Woman" Charged With Sexual Assault on a 6-Year-Old Boy

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From CTV.

Posted by: Ace at 12:21 PM

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1 Wut?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 14, 2021 11:22 AM (+Z+Ci)

2 THAT'S a woman?!

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

3 If this were in tweet form, it would be considered nice.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 14, 2021 11:22 AM (w4Jk6)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 14, 2021 11:22 AM (OdKIp)

5 What was "her" name before he put on a skirt?

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:23 AM (ONvIw)

6 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at July 14, 2021 11:23 AM (TKmok)

7 "She" seems to have a touch of 5 o'clock shadow.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 11:24 AM (EjmvJ)

8 Just, fucking pathetic...

America's Hat has become a liability.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2021 11:24 AM (+PBgA)

9 He's hot. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 14, 2021 11:24 AM (TKmok)

10 She sounds hideous

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (DXFDM)

11 I have alerted the others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (EjmvJ)

12 Didn't she used to play for St John's?

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (+PBgA)

13 Time for sentencing equity.

Posted by: MJ at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (gAMkn)

14 Cana-duh strikes again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (m+jkK)

15 That's not a woman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (V6f9+)

16 Let's allow the kid's Dad and Uncle have a few uninterrupted minutes with the 'woman'.

When I am elected King, there are going to be some changes. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (mD/uy)

17 Two bullets behind the ear, unmarked grave, charge the it's family for the burial and the cost of the ammo...

Posted by: wytshus at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (rnHUi)

18 Far be it for me to judge people on their looks, but...

"she" looka like a man!

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (5aFbR)

19 I think we should help this person by providing a taxpayer-funded peenectomy.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:25 AM (ZsR3z)

20 Jeeze, that thing is a woman?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (o2MD2)

21 I was assured by experts, EXPERTS, that such an act involving a transgender human could never, NEVER, occur. Totally Unpossible. Because those experts have expert-type opinions and literally tens, TENS, of data points!

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (AMIL/)

22 Canada really needs to get its shit together.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ned50)

23 Picture before the crime calls him "transitioning" and shows serious meth mouth

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (ONvIw)

24 I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (axyOa)

25 That's a man, baby! And I don't need Austin Powers to tell me that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (PG1FL)

26 22 Canada really needs to get its shit together.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ned50)

I could see that, save for the log in my eye.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (o2MD2)

27 He'll be out of jail by next week. These types are allowed to abduct and rape children.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (3p5uk)

28 Presented without comment?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (x4A5B)

29 I think we should help this person by providing a taxpayer-funded peenectomy.
A dull hatchet should suffice, although a ball peen hammer would also be acceptable.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (ZsR3z)

30 In before "That's a man, baby!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (DMUuz)

31 That's a woman and I'm a butterfly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (d9FiS)

32 Future cellmate of Gabe Sterling, or Ratshitberger, or Kemp. *fingers crossed*

"Here ya go, Gabe. Your new wife."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

33 I think the newspaper put up the wrong photo.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (PG1FL)

34 Did they use to sing for the San Francisco Gay Men's Choir?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (k39e/)

35 Norms!!!

Posted by: Malignant Massholes Sitting at the Cheers Bar at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (w9Wax)

36 Canadians gonna Canadian

Posted by: Dr Wang at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (1pEHT)

37
♫ O Canada! Our homo native land!
True man-boy love in all thy sons command! ♫

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (7Ttpp)

38 In before "That's a man, baby!"
Too slow.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (ZsR3z)

39 Ruby is moar manly than Tater.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (/MaDp)

40 A nightmare wrapped in bad hangover, inside a 104 degree fever. On acid. When did the West seemingly inevitably slip into Bizarro World? Yeah sure we tend to look at the past through rose colored glasses. And things have been weird for a long time. In places, in certain places, under extreme stress and upheaval. This isn't ... the same

When did our society pass the event horizon? There has to have been some sort of definite time frame more or less, that prior to that point, with perhaps herculean effort, the tide could have been stemmed.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (EVeeU)

41 I get it now.

If you are arrested for sexually assaulting a child, say you're a woman.

If you're a man and say you're a man, men will beat you senseless in prison.

If you're a man and say you're a woman, you stand a better chance of defending yourself from prison beatings.

Posted by: Anchorman at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (dyOnf)

42 Dangnabit, rickb223!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (DMUuz)

43 Shouldn't she be at the local lieberry exposing her dildos to Canada's utes instead of molesting them in the local park?

Be better Canada.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (8xbM3)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

45 Crisis Averting Emergency Family Friendly Common Sense Universal Mandatory Sodomy for your kids!

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (lRg/v)

46 Ruby assaulted the boy with "her" penis even though "she's" a woman?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (k39e/)

47 I've seen a high pressure steel discharge line and a hammer used to administer a haircut in the oil patch, it would definitely be good enough for de-cocking this insect.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (o2MD2)

48 The left is damaged and will destroy ALL society if allowed to.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Feet first into the slowest imaginable wood chipper.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (x4A5B)

50 Damn, I need new eyeglasses because that looks like a guy.

Posted by: dantesed at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (88xKn)

51 If that woman ever comes after my grandson, I'm gonna kick her in the balls.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (axyOa)

52 Picture before the crime calls him "transitioning" and shows serious meth mouth
Posted by: CN

Before transitioning? That makes him a garden variety pedophile.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (PG1FL)

53 I'm confused, is that a man who can get pregnant or a woman who cannot?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (AIH1c)

54 ..."ball peen hammer"...

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (w9Wax)

55 It's Canada, so they're straight-facedly reporting a man who identifies as a woman as a "woman."

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (H8QX8)

56 27 He'll be out of jail by next week. These types are allowed to abduct and rape children.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (3p5uk)

Police say there may be more victims.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (ONvIw)

57 That the MSM reported it as a her is criminal in itself. They are supporting this mentally ill child molesting pervert .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (2DOZq)

58 The correct answer when they come knock on the door about the vaccine is "yes".

Lie to them. Pad their statistics, don't get put on a list.
Posted by: TexasDan

"May I see your papers, please?"
Posted by: Vaxstapo

Ve haff vays to make you vax!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (d9FiS)

59 I think we should help this person by providing a taxpayer-funded peenectomy.
A dull hatchet should suffice, although a ball peen hammer would also be acceptable.
Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:27 AM (ZsR3z)

i was thinking a rusty dull butter knife soaked in lemon juice and salt, with a bit of battery acid for that tangy sensation.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)

60 Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (/MaDp)

61 I'm trying to be a better person. Really, I am.
But "people" like this make me want to do the AOS masthead thing so bad...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (z79tQ)

62 f you're a man and say you're a woman, you stand a better chance of defending yourself from prison beatings.
Posted by: Anchorman at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (dyOnf)

With the added benefit that you can now sexually assault women in the prison if you're just not only interested in assaulting boys.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (k39e/)

63 What the fuck is "sexual interference with a child?"

Pass Interference is when the defender 'assaults' the receiver, preventing the completion of a pass.

What was the child doing at the time?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

64 I do believe I'm looking at a "she," not a she.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (O+I8R)

65 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (oEn12)

66 "That's a man, baby!"

my first thought, but I see it has been used twice already. But in this case, he is not really even trying ... just trying for a light sentence, maybe in a women's prison. ..

"Hey Officer Krumke, I'm misunderstood, ... but deep down inside me I'm no good ... (chorus) He's No Good"

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

67 Can I transition to a peen ball hammer?

Posted by: Claw Hammer at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (DMUuz)

68 Ruby Tuesday's is the worst chain restaurant I know of.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (2DOZq)

69 Dangnabit, rickb223!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Hell, Suburban Wine Moms beat me at #6!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (PG1FL)

70 A hot woman like that couldn't get any action from men her own age?

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (9Fwwf)

71 Feet first into the slowest imaginable wood chipper.
Posted by: ...

The rat cage on the head thing in '1984' seems like a good choice also.

Options are always good to have.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (mD/uy)

72 THAT'S a woman?!
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

No.

The 5 o'clock shadow gives it away......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

73 22 Canada really needs to get its shit together.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ned50

Agree 100%.

Posted by: Rainbow Dickmonkey at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

74 Willowed comment:

Believe the vid is true if you want.

Thanks.

Watch the girl lay down dead, behind multiple layers of the tin shed, as if struck by lightning. The angle at which left side is shooting to where girl gets "struck" is multiple layers of tin and likely structural members = cover.

Nonsense on stilts. A 9mm will happily fly through parts of a car, which are much more structurally sound than that piece of crap corrugated tin building.

youtu.be/6qXwdBOZzpY?t=176

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (YYlyE)

75 Going to be interesting when all of a sudden the majority of sexual assaults against children are caused by "women."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (jOcSX)

76 Obviously this person is has nuts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (N39Ws)

77 Ruby needs to be sent to Helmand Province.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (oheji)

78 68 Ruby Tuesday's is the worst chain restaurant I know of.
---------------
Aren't they dead?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (/MaDp)

79 Come on SMOD we deserve it

Posted by: brak at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (nyc/y)

80 Shouldn't she be at the local lieberry exposing her dildos to Canada's utes instead of molesting them in the local park?

Be better Canada.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2021 11:29 AM (8xbM3)

I don't understand how every pedo hasn't already figured out this con.

I know back in the day they'd get jobs as coaches, teachers, and priests (not to mention more than a few pediatricians), but nowadays, you're a performance artist. They'll PAY you to molest their kids.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (AIH1c)

81 41 I get it now.

If you are arrested for sexually assaulting a child, say you're a woman.

If you're a man and say you're a man, men will beat you senseless in prison.

If you're a man and say you're a woman, you stand a better chance of defending yourself from prison beatings.
Posted by: Anchorman at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (dyOnf)

Exactly.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (hKDlP)

82 Hell, Suburban Wine Moms beat me at #6!
Posted by: rickb223

"Only until it's red and hurts - Not until it bleeds." has always been my motto.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (mD/uy)

83 Can that woman say she's transitioning into a man and force the DA to drop all charges, right?

Well, can she??

Posted by: dantesed at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (88xKn)

84 The police believe there may be other victims?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (NpAcC)

85 Did the boy actually identify as a boy or is Journalist Phil presuming his gender?

(it's sarcasm...tough to tell these days)

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (egOCw)

86 That woman sure does have some balls.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (WmGrA)

87 The gender wars will eventually result in a return to vigilante justice for these perverts. And I support that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (sWM8x)

88 2+2=5

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (TFum9)

89 The correct answer when they come knock on the door about the vaccine is "yes".

Lie to them. Pad their statistics, don't get put on a list.
Posted by: TexasDan

"May I see your papers, please?"
Posted by: Vaxstapo

"Sorry! This home is a paperless home. That's why we crap at work!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (PG1FL)

90 Ruby is a future member of the Lincoln pedophile ring

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2021 11:34 AM (oheji)

91 Canada really needs to get its shit together.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ned50

Agree 100%.
Posted by: Rainbow Dickmonkey at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

Together? Is that what you call it these days?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:34 AM (AIH1c)

92 84 The police believe there may be other victims?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (NpAcC)

Yep

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

93 Can we start a list of how many supposed trannies, which are almost always biological men, sexually assault boys and girls?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (O+I8R)

94 What the fuck is "sexual interference with a child?"

It's Canadian-Progressive for (acts you really do not want to know about).

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (AMIL/)

95 Police say there may be more victims.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (ONvIw)
++++
In that case, he'll out by this weekend. Homosexual or trans predators get special treatment, and the more the merrier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (3p5uk)

96 **Waits patiently for parents' to comment :

"While we disapprove of our particular child being molested, we strongly support Ruby's decision to transition. We ask all outraged individuals to make a donation to TransCanada For Unity".....in.....3....2...1....**

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (7F9te)

97 Can that woman say she's transitioning into a man and force the DA to drop all charges, right?

Well, can she??
Posted by: dantesed

It's Canada. Nothing is off the table.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (d9FiS)

98 > Ruby Tuesday's is the worst chain restaurant I know of.

Shari's is up there. Applebees too.

If you've got some spare change and want to see something truly horrible, order the Applebees steak. I don't know what the hell "meat" they make that thing of, or how they manage to pool all that grease on top of it without dumping some in the trash, or how they make it taste worse than it looks, but it's practically art at being awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (YYlyE)

99 The correct answer when they come knock on the door about the vaccine is "yes".

Lie to them. Pad their statistics, don't get put on a list.
Posted by: TexasDan

"May I see your papers, please?"
Posted by: Vaxstapo

Ve haff vays to make you vax!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 11:30 AM (d9FiS)

Sadly, I was boating with all my guns AND my vaccination paperwork...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (EjmvJ)

100 DHS Secretary declares US won't be accepting future Republican voters from Cuba and Haiti.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (5iUNf)

101 Woman, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

102 Together? Is that what you call it these days?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:34 AM (AIH1c)

Well, "attached", at any rate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (/EuRN)

103 Freedom is you can be anything you want to be. I'm a puppy dog, you will see me at the Folsom street fair in SF being lead around on a lease.

Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (gfP64)

104 Feet first into the slowest imaginable wood chipper.
Posted by: ...

The rat cage on the head thing in '1984' seems like a good choice also.

Options are always good to have.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM

The bees.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (m+jkK)

105 Even at work, remember one square only!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (DMUuz)

106 Take away her testosterone pills.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (NpAcC)

107 This guy looks more like a man than Canada's PM.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (o2MD2)

108 17 - the first bullet should be between the legs to shoot "her" dick off

Posted by: Greg61 at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (1yGEl)

109 The police believe there may be other victims?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2021 11:33 AM (NpAcC)

Which is sorta like being a fisherman, coming up from the lake with your catch, saying "I believe there may be other fishes."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (AIH1c)

110 I'm not just a member of NAMBLA, I'm a Chapter President!

Posted by: Ruby Eby at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (PG1FL)

111 Ruby, don't take your man-boy love to town ....

Posted by: direwolf at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (KUIZJ)

112 106 Take away her testosterone pills.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (NpAcC)

I think this just a pedo cross dresser. Lives in homeless shelters, probably dresses up to get after the kids

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

113 We really need to send all of the cultural Marxists who are responsible for allowing society to get to this point to Cuba and let the real Marxists in Cuba deal with them.

Preferrably as harshly as possible.

And allow the ordinary Cubans who are trapped in Cuba to leave for the US.

That's about the only silver lining I can see with allowing the Cuban Marxist leadership to remain in power.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (xxG/v)

114 The police believe there may be other victims?

They are experts, you know.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (CTJwJ)

115 There is no question as to the actual sex of this leggy, busty and overall delightful looking woman. It's downright refreshing.
https://is.gd/lTUU6O

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

116 God's punishment is to not smite us all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (wAnMi)

117 A man cannot "become" a woman. A woman cannot "become" a man. It is impossible.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (XZvba)

118 There is no question as to the actual sex of this leggy, busty and overall delightful looking woman. It's downright refreshing.
https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

I'm pretty sure that is actual sex

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (V6f9+)

119 We don't care about the Cubans bc we no longer need FL to win.

We don't need Ohio either.

Or NC or IA.

LOLOL

Posted by: Biden at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (dq+Sz)

120 Together? Is that what you call it these days?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:34 AM (AIH1c)

Well, "attached", at any rate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (/EuRN)

Back in my day we called the "fudgepackers."

Canada's different though.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (AIH1c)

121 I prefer to remember the Canada of my teenage years - April Wine, Bob & Doug, flat packs of cigarettes, great fishing and those beers you had to push the small then big circle down to open. Also how the locals drank until they fell off the tree stump around the fire, then were up in the boat by 4:30am like it was nothin'.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (Ned50)

122 Ruby don't take your love to town.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (cGlgB)

123 Spare the tire iron and spoil the child.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (CTJwJ)

124 117 A man cannot "become" a woman. A woman cannot "become" a man. It is impossible.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (XZvba)

Yep. But to say so you are threatening an industry that thrives on delusion.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (ONvIw)

125 There is no question as to the actual sex of this leggy, busty and overall delightful looking woman. It's downright refreshing.
She just might be the Platonic ideal.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (ZsR3z)

126 let the real Marxists in Cuba deal with them.
---
Ruby would definitely find Che's solution a bit harsh.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (sWM8x)

127 I'm going back to that Bocklin painting. At least it is inspiring.

Posted by: Max Reger at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (LilNs)

128 Curious, what causes a child more trauma:

Being exposed to a pedo or watching a group of their dads beat a pedo to death?

Posted by: Mike at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (5f0Sh)

129 God's punishment is to not smite us all.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Sometimes you ask God, and His answer is "No".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (PG1FL)

130 They're doing it wrong. They need to use the phrase our local paper used. "A distraught stranger" abused the boy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (5HBd1)

131 125 There is no question as to the actual sex of this leggy, busty and overall delightful looking woman. It's downright refreshing.
She just might be the Platonic ideal.
Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 11:38 AM (ZsR3z)

I'd allegory that cave all day long.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (/EuRN)

132 LOVE WINS you guys

Posted by: Lefty at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

133 Imagine if your a man and woke up next to it, you will wonder what kind of bar you went to last night.

Posted by: Colin at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (gfP64)

134 Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
https://tinyurl.com/dwc7p5v

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

135 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

Hey, you just haven't seen Ruby yet when he's wearing his makeup...

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (5iUNf)

136 "We're Coming for Your Children"

lulz... just kidding, cis-gendered haters.

Posted by: red speck at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (gS3OW)

137 How do you people say it? Oh, yeah, I'd hit that lovely lady!

Or more accurately let her hit me!

Posted by: David French at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (DpkTQ)

138 CTV goes along with the madness so they must be down with the struggle of mentally ill pedos.

"A woman is facing charges after she"...

WFT is with media playing along with the delusions?
It can't help but feed the notion to dullard normies that this is the new reality they need to go along with.
Where is one msm outlet with rationality? Nowhere.
Then they wonder why they're not trusted, and nearly hated on a universal scale.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (z79tQ)

139 If a woman with a penis is a woman, then a trans woman with or without a penis is also a woman. That should mean all transgender surgery is cosmetic, and shouldn't be covered by most insurance policies and state policies regarding medical procedures for inmates and uninsured residents.

Posted by: Downcast at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (Lhxlo)

140 Canadian women are men?

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (v0R5T)

141 Cop: Dude!!!

Perp: IT'S MA'AM!!!!!

Cop: *weeps*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

142 Let me guess. . . when this person is convicted :she" will be sent to w women's prison where "she" can rape fellow inmates.

Almost not punishment at all.

Posted by: Lefty at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (bDqIh)

143 God's punishment is to not smite us all.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Sometimes you ask God, and His answer is "No".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (PG1FL)

See also: me in Jan of this year

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (V6f9+)

144 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

But, what if she identifies as man or a hobbit??

Posted by: dantesed at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (88xKn)

145 Looking at the picture...That's a man, baby!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (R5lpX)

146 Imagine if your a man and woke up next to it, you will wonder what kind of bar you went to last night.
Posted by: Colin

Looking at the back and broad shoulders laying next to you and fervently praying "Please be a girl, please be a girl!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (mD/uy)

147 There is no question as to the actual sex of this leggy, busty and overall delightful looking woman. It's downright refreshing.
https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021

***
She has exactly the right amount of body fat, and in the right places.

Barefoot too. Always intriguing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

148 This guy looks more like a man than Canada's PM.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:36 AM (o2MD2)

In fairness, some of the ladies Joe Mannix links look more like men than Canada's PM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (EjmvJ)

149 Nonsense on stilts. A 9mm will happily fly through parts of a car,
which are much more structurally sound than that piece of crap
corrugated tin building.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:32 AM (YYlyE)

Really? I did not know that. How does the bullet
end up trajectory and integrity wise after going through multiple
layers, Mr. Ballistics?

So, tell me, without pedantry, do you not expect any deflection or otherwise diminished danger from two layers of steel and possible structural members?

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (KnJdm)

150 I mean, if you're gonna have a style guide, use the style guide:

"Alleged Woman"

(I mean their style guide. Not our "Style Guide", of course.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (/EuRN)

151 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

Should renew any man's faith in God.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

152 I am woman, hear me roar.

Posted by: Hell and Ready at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Lhxlo)

153 Ruby Tuesday's is the worst chain restaurant I know of.

Shari's is up there. Applebees too.

If you've got some spare change and want to see something truly horrible, order the Applebees steak. I don't know what the hell "meat" they make that thing of, or how they manage to pool all that grease on top of it without dumping some in the trash, or how they make it taste worse than it looks, but it's practically art at being awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:35 AM (YYlyE)
***

ahhh...nice doggie you have. Miss Pak buy, yes? give you top dolla!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (axyOa)

154 Matt Damon can play her in the movie.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (ZfonR)

155 Canadian women are men?
Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (v0R5T)

New National Anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (AIH1c)

156 Imagine if your a man and woke up next to it, you will wonder what kind of bar you went to last night.
Posted by: Colin

Be like Ed Helms in The Hangover 2.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (PG1FL)

157 Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:40 AM (z79tQ)

MSM is part of the "delusion industry"

And the lie of transgenderism allows cosmetic surgery to be covered. To not cover it is cruel and bigoted.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (ONvIw)

158 Saw this yesterday: Director of Education at San Mateo CA Museum caught waiting for 14 year old boy he met online (sting)

https://youtu.be/JVetJ_0JuRc

Really, many of them are not "coming" for your children. They already got them months ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (wAnMi)

159 If you're a man and say you're a woman, you stand a better chance of defending yourself from prison beatings.
Posted by: Anchorman at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (dyOnf)

might be very popular rather than being beaten.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (8D42x)

160 Pass Interference is when the defender 'assaults' the receiver, preventing the completion of a pass.

What was the child doing at the time?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

post route from the left hash

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (8D42x)

161 Soon there will be a market for Rape Dolls. Life sized Realistic and robotic. Innocent behavior can be controlled by your phone.

But it won't work. They need real innocence.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (GSBVq)

162 Reminds me of the old joke: A skinny accountant gets 15 years for a white collar crime and is sent to prison.

The guard shuts him in his cell and in the corner is this big burly black man, who says in a deep voice "You wanna play a game?" Knowing he has no real choice, the little man says "Ummm....okay" The burly man says "Let's play husband and wife. Do you want to play the husband or the wife?" The skinny man wimpers "Ummm...the husband?" The big burly man says "Great, now get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

Posted by: LASue at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

163
That doesn't just look like a man. That looks like a caveman. Dude's probably an inbreed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (7Ttpp)

164 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

Should renew any man's faith in God.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

Disappointed. Not a redhead.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)

165 Zir went about it all wrong. First, you have to put on your rainbow monkey suit. Then it's just sex education.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (QU5/8)

166 151 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

Should renew any man's faith in God.......
Posted by: Sponge

-----

When they can make sex robots look like that, it's game over for the human race.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:44 AM (ZfonR)

167 oh ruby dont take your love to town

Posted by: fireman1 at July 14, 2021 11:44 AM (nAGcF)

168 Also one of the ways to defeat the vaccine gestapo is just not answering the the doorbell or the knock.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 14, 2021 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

169 Aristotle, to fend off the Sophists of his time, compiled a list of "Logical Fallacies". One that he mentioned, he expressed "was not even a fallacy".

This "fallacy", Aristotle termed "Ignoratio Elenchi". Aristotle said it's an illustration that a person doesn't even know what an argument is.

If I say that it's important that people don't kill, but if you clip your toenails tonight, you will have killed people--> so I can't allow you to clip your toenails tonight, I have demonstrated Ignoratio Elenchi.

I just walked past a TV where Kamala is stressing the importance of American's right to vote. As if that was what was unequivocally jeopardized.

(cont)

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 11:44 AM (XHhHI)

170 Disappointed. Not a redhead.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)

I guess I'll take her.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:44 AM (KnJdm)

171 Matt Damon can play her in the movie.
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:42 AM (ZfonR)

Matt Damon?
I think Danny Trejo would be better casting.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (wAnMi)

172 Curious, what causes a child more trauma:

Being exposed to a pedo or watching a group of their dads beat a pedo to death?

There is a fine line between traumatizing and learning. Sometimes the Venn Diagram overlaps.

For instance, watching a Lena Dunham sex-tape may irrationally traumatize you towards the normal, natural expression of love with sexual intercourse with a woman, hindering your ability to have natural relations.

Burning your hand on a hot stove may both traumatize your making you weary of not stove eyes, but also teaching you to be careful while using them.

Beating a pedo to death, may traumatize you slightly towards your parent that beats the pedo, making you respect their ferocity, but it may also teach you the natural repercussion for pedophilia is merciless beating to the point of death, this dissuading you from committing the act yourself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (7F9te)

173 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 11:37 AM (3p5uk)

Should renew any man's faith in God.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

Disappointed. Not a redhead.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)
***

Ppppsssstttt....
Redhead is for odd numbered days.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (axyOa)

174 68 Ruby Tuesday's is the worst chain restaurant I know of.

Our last foray there was for a birthday dinner for my son. Waited 45 min, but remained pleasant. Took another 10 min for a waitress, but we remained pleasant. She brought the wrong drinks, but we remained pleasant. Food order took forever, but we remained pleasant. Food order was wrong, but we remained pleasant. TWO in our party of five took our first bites and extricated long, black hair from our mouths.

It became unpleasant.

Posted by: red speck at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (gS3OW)

175 Barefoot too. Always intriguing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

Hiya Quentin!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (AIH1c)

176 This "fallacy", Aristotle termed "Ignoratio Elenchi". Aristotle said it's an illustration that a person doesn't even know what an argument is.

(cont)
Posted by: Axeman

Do to!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (mD/uy)

177 I think trannies should be called nonbiological.
"Suspect is nonbiological woman"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (oEn12)

178 When did the West seemingly inevitably slip into Bizarro World?

The Large Hadron Collider was first fired up on Sept 10th, 2008.

Coincidence? I think not.

We slipped through a rift in space time to an alternate universe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (yQpMk)

179
I've watched my dad beat the fuck out of someone when I was little. Not to death, but badly. I'm ok with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (7Ttpp)

180 Between leftist Trudeau and his thinking that CoVid will (happily) bring about the great reset, these stories about degenerate men being called women, the shuttering of churches and arrest of pastors and now and the media justifying the burning of churches which served the Native peoples of Canada "O Canada" has become "O, Good Lord, Canada what the hell is wrong with you?"I expect that the burning of churches will commence in the U.S. within the next year

Article on burning of churches in Canada:

https://tinyurl.com/3k34uemv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (k39e/)

181 Beating a pedo to death, may traumatize you slightly towards your parent that beats the pedo, making you respect their ferocity, but it may also teach you the natural repercussion for pedophilia is merciless beating to the point of death, this dissuading you from committing the act yourself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (7F9te)

So it's a win win

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (ONvIw)

182 Is our Fed off his shift now?

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (4q7lA)

183 Barefoot too. Always intriguing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (/XOcP)

And standing on the dock.
Skinny dippin' anyone?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (axyOa)

184 WFT is with media playing along with the delusions?

Isn't "misgendering" the only crime for which you can be executed in Canada?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (EjmvJ)

185 If Hunter Biden had a son ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (ZfonR)

186 I saw this on Amy Wellborn's blog and followed link to a "radfem" site. Got a little lesson in how this reporting will skew crime statistics; see, females sexually assault little boys! Canadians saying "female" pedo can be sent to a women's facility.

And the trans peeps are talking about how awful TERFs are because they're "using this case" to smear all trans; e.g. "she" didn't "become a woman" to molest a kid. (For those who don't know, TERFs = trans-exclusionary radical feminists AKA any woman from raging feminist to conservative 'ette who doesn't embrace a self-identified trans-woman as the same thing as a natural-born woman.)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (/+bwe)

187 Given Trudeau's Utopia.... Probably the next Miss Ontario...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (zL/eJ)

188
Sometimes you ask God, and His answer is "No".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:39 AM (PG1FL)

See also: me in Jan of this year
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (V6f9+)

I've got a friend that thinks God has been t-bagging him since 1999, the year his father died from cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

189 Canada, where men are men, and so are the women, and the sheep are afraid.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 14, 2021 11:47 AM (FIrEF)

190 The Snow Nazis sure make some ugly women.

Posted by: Thatch at July 14, 2021 11:48 AM (qWceQ)

191
Disappointed. Not a redhead.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)

I like my soul where it is, thank you.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

192 182 Is our Fed off his shift now?

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (4q7lA)

------

It's dinner time in Beijing!

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (ZfonR)

193 Really? I did not know that. How does the bullet
end up trajectory and integrity wise after going through multiple
layers, Mr. Ballistics?
So, tell me, without pedantry, do you not expect any deflection or otherwise diminished danger from two layers of steel and possible structural members?
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:41 AM (KnJdm)

EweToob is full of videos. Some of them include people shooting through things to see what the bullets will do.
Some=1000's
Some videos are actually about shooting into and through cars to see what they will do.
fmj 9 will retain quite a bit of energy going through all but frame and engine.

Conclusion: An open car door is neither concealment nor cover, contrary to every police show evah.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (z79tQ)

194 Gee, gang. That website you linked doesn't want that story about women attacking 6 yr old boys displayed. I wonder .

Posted by: MantuaBill at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (QAg5Z)

195 Mayorkas is a pig and an embarassment.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (ONvIw)

196 I had a pretty blonde Canadian girlfriend. But she was a typical insane leftard with no grip on reality so I knew it would never work. Didn't keep me from pluggin' er though.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (o2MD2)

197 Curious, what causes a child more trauma:

Being exposed to a pedo or watching a group of their dads beat a pedo to death?
_________________
Beating a pedo to death, may traumatize you slightly towards your parent that beats the pedo, making you respect their ferocity, but it may also teach you the natural repercussion for pedophilia is merciless beating to the point of death, this dissuading you from committing the act yourself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 11:45 AM (7F9te)

The only trauma comes by not handing little Timmy a tire iron and telling him to work on the legs. Family participation and feeling useful build self esteem.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (wAnMi)

198 West Side Story ... Gee Officer Krupke ... 1961

Says it all ... blames upbringing, then "it's a social disease", at the end they say "hey, we all got problems officer, screw you" ... and they knock out the cop.

https://tinyurl.com/jj9rk6ue

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (Cus5s)

199 Hmmm... MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (zL/eJ)

200 I just got word that one of our offices down in South Africa was raided today due to the unrest down there.

Wonderful.

Another grim milestone for the Biden administration.

World. Fucking. Unrest.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

201 The Kaiser Chiefs - "Ruby"

https://youtu.be/qObzgUfCl28

Posted by: Doof at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (mZUr4)

202 I can see getting interrupted while chatting up a lady being called as pass interference, but WTH is sexual interference?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (DMUuz)

203 expect that the burning of churches will commence in the U.S. within the next year

The "Dagger" John Hughes response is appropriate.

The wall at Old St Patrick's is supposed to still have rifle loops from that period.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (DurKO)

204 199 Hmmm... MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (zL/eJ)

Corrections facility research.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (/EuRN)

205 Maybe Kamala is checking out the border.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (5HBd1)

206 An investigation was launched after the boy's parents filed a complaint with the Toronto police. The parents have since been charged with a hate crime and violence against LGBTQ persons by attempting to interfere with free expression of their lifestyle. A Toronto police spokesperson is quoted as saying "Love is Love and we have zero tolerance for those who would interfere in the lifestyle of a vulnerable population"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (gpKIi)

207 The Snow Nazis sure make some ugly women.
Posted by: Thatch at July 14, 2021 11:48 AM (qWceQ)

I never understood the appeal of Anne Murray. Such a deep voice... prominent Adam's apple. Bears some resemblance to a young Mark Hamill.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:52 AM (AIH1c)

208 Conclusion: An open car door is neither concealment nor cover, contrary to every police show evah.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (z79tQ)

Sure, a car is not the best cover, and an open, unfortified car door is practically none. I don't suppose that will stop police from taking COVER behind them anytime soon, nor would I advise them to. That would be, as they say, nonsense on stilts. The issue, except for pedants, is to what degree of cover they provide.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:52 AM (KnJdm)

209 Interesting Fact:

In Canada the technical term for a transitioning female is a "Take Off Your Hose-Her".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2021 11:52 AM (7F9te)

210
The only trauma comes by not handing little Timmy a tire iron and telling him to work on the legs. Family participation and feeling useful build self esteem.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (wAnMi)

Sound thinking

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

211 I've watched my dad beat the fuck out of someone when I was little. Not to death, but badly. I'm ok with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (7Ttpp)

The same but it scared the crap out of me though it caused me no lasting trauma.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (2DOZq)

212 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (gpKIi)

you are in Babylon Bee territory - satire today, reality tomorroe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (oEn12)

213 I just got word that one of our offices down in South Africa was raided today due to the unrest down there.

Wonderful.

Another grim milestone for the Biden administration.

World. Fucking. Unrest.
Posted by: Sponge

When dad isn't home, the kids get restless.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (PG1FL)

214 @DeAngelisCorey

BREAKING: Missouri Governor Mike Parson signed a bill to fund students instead of systems.

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yzm8l698

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

215 https://is.gd/lTUU6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021

Should renew any man's faith in God.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021

Disappointed. Not a redhead.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 14, 2021

***
Easily corrected . . .

Posted by: Clairol Nice 'n Easy at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (/XOcP)

216 Like parents giving their children to the Michael Jackson Government. And you better too buddy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (GSBVq)

217 Interviewer: How were the authorities able to determine that the perpetrator was a woman?

Lead investigator: Well, it was pretty straightforward once she showed us her penis.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 14, 2021 11:54 AM (Xwt96)

218 Conclusion: An open car door is neither concealment nor cover, contrary to every police show evah.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 11:49 AM (z79tQ)

------

Owing to the shortage of JHP, I've got a lot of 5.56 OTM (Open Tip Match) recently for my AR that's supposed to go through vehicle exteriors -- but have yet to tested that.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:54 AM (ZfonR)

219 I watched my Dad fight with another man. It did traumatize me, though I was 28. I thought isn't it pathetic that those two old geezers are fighting over the use of a fucking dumpster....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (o2MD2)

220 Ohhhh Caaaanadaaaaa!How fucked up you've becooooome.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (wtvvX)

221 I have a comment but it'd get me banned.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (FtJ1S)

222
Everyone should be saying

"Previously known as 'man'...."

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (9VFzC)

223 I've watched my dad beat the fuck out of someone when I was little. Not to death, but badly. I'm ok with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 11:46 AM (7Ttpp)

The same but it scared the crap out of me though it caused me no lasting trauma.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (2DOZq)
***

My sister was threatened when she was working as a waitress. I remember my dad teaching her some basic self defense and making her a sap.
I learned a lot. Mostly to stay outta my sister's room.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (axyOa)

224 I can see getting interrupted while chatting up a lady being called as pass interference, but WTH is sexual interference?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (DMUuz)

Eons ago, out on the town in... I think it was Munich, my buddies and I were trying to find a public restroom, after a night of drinking. I guess Germans just typically do it in alleyways or something.

Anyhoo, we went into the train station. Men's rooms have these walls of trickling water, and you're supposed to relieve yourself into a trough.

There I am, trying to get the job done, and standing next to me is a bum with a massive erection. Staring at me.

Not sexual interference, but urination interference for sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (AIH1c)

225 the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...

Getting Kamchatka is key to protecting Alaska and therefore North America. That's an extra five armies per turn.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (9Fwwf)

226 I have a comment but it'd get me banned.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (FtJ1S)

And would be used against you in a court of law.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (KnJdm)

227

Looks like one of obama's sons.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (9VFzC)

228 America's Chapeau is truly hosed, eh?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (Bmy3R)

229 > So, tell me, without pedantry, do you not expect any deflection or otherwise diminished danger from two layers of steel and possible structural members?

Did you watch the video, fuckbag? Harrell shot right through the trunk of a car and hit targets on the other side with enough force to explode the soda bottles. That's multiple layers of thin steel.

Here's a real life shooting that happened in Indianapolis in May of 2021.

youtu.be/VV4H29CZ8S0?t=383

A female officer was hit center chest by a bullet that went THROUGH HER FUCKING CAR.

youtu.be/VV4H29CZ8S0?t=432

See that dent in her vest? Without a vest, that's a kill shot. Deflection doesn't fucking matter if the round deflects into you. Rounds that hit solid members don't matter if dozens of rounds are flying and most of them don't hit solid members.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (YYlyE)

230 over the use of a fucking dumpster....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (o2MD2)

They should'a looked under the lid, first... Ewok's already in there exercising his "ownership rights".... furiously, I might add....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (/EuRN)

231 it is critical that the authorities respect the "alleged" pedophile's pronouns and gender whims. "She" deserves that respect.

Posted by: Brian at July 14, 2021 11:57 AM (9kfcJ)

232 This is like Soviet times where everyone knew a lie was being told but nobody could say it was a lie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 11:57 AM (skLh/)

233 But states send their Congressional representatives to Washington. And states send their certified electors (who do not have to be chosen by majority, btw) to Washington to elect the President.

Thus the only vote you have is defined by your state. If "rights" are your allotment by the state, then your state defines your voting rights.

If you have to wait for a state to give you a right before you can claim that right, then the way Texas gives you the right to vote, if the right you have.

Now, equal protection applies--because equal protection and Congressional interference in the state, were defined in the 14th amendment. And that amendment specifically said that all of our rights are not enumerable.

But every legislature passes a finite number of laws. So if rights have to be what the state gives you, then there can only be finite rights.

This demonstrates that the 14th amendment DID NOT come from an argument that rights are given or defined by the state, and it pretty much is both a commentary on that idea and specifically action against it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 11:57 AM (XHhHI)

234 Wonder why...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (zL/eJ)

Defection?

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 11:57 AM (5iUNf)

235

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 11:56 AM (YYlyE)

Fuckbag? Now I am totally convinced. Ease up and stuff your pedantry up your ass.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:57 AM (KnJdm)

236 Appropriate punishment would include removing the Adam's apple.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (xYLkR)

237 205 Maybe Kamala is checking out the border.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 14, 2021 11:51 AM (5HBd1)

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Tijuana stage show ... same thing.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (ZfonR)

238 This is like Soviet times where everyone knew a lie was being told but nobody could say it was a lie.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021

***

"We pretend to work. They pretend to pay us."

Posted by: Soviet Subjects at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (/XOcP)

239 interesting and out of the box thinking

Ron DeSantis Wants Florida To Provide Internet To Cuba Following Government Shutdown
Florida governor Ron DeSantis told members of the Cuban exile community in Miami on Tuesday that he would like Florida companies to help Cuban dissidents by beaming in internet services to groups coordinating protests on the ground in Havana.
Cuba's government blocked social media sites late Sunday in an effort to prevent demonstrators from coordinating with each other, but also to create a media blackout, forcing news organizations covering the pro-democracy protests -- the largest in decades -- to rely on the official Cuban government transmissions on the subject, rather than on-the-ground reports.
"On Monday, Cuban authorities were blocking Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Telegram said Alp Toker, director of Netblocks, a London-based internet monitoring firm," ABC News reported. Twitter does "not appear to be blocked," though it does appear that Cuba's government has the power to restrict access.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (9VFzC)

240 Joe Mannix, Thank you for your comment about not accepting the premise. You stated it perfectly.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (xOvFO)

241 199 Hmmm... MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out
of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...
our ag is rudolf hess?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (v3pYe)

242 BREAKING: Missouri Governor Mike Parson signed a bill to fund students instead of systems.

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yzm8l698
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

Didn't he also sign a tax increase the other day?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (AIH1c)

243
189 Canada, where men are men, and so are the women, and the sheep are afraid

The sheep borrowed the cow's sign " eat moar chikn".

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps, Chicken Hawks at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (lRg/v)

244 I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never let yourself call me a man

Posted by: Ruby Enjoli Eby at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (fx8tj)

245 "MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why..."

great fly fishing? ... is he a ham radio operator, in touch with his Russkie comrades?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (Cus5s)

246 Trying this out the Lefty way:

He claimed without evidence to be a woman.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (Bmy3R)

247 Hmmm... MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out
of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...
our ag is rudolf hess?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (v3pYe)

LOL, or Slim Pickens

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (sJHOI)

248

Fr Davd French said this is just a wonderful blessing that was bestowed upon this boy in the form of hands-on counseling.

Canada is fucked up, Castro's bastard son has really let the commies run it into the ground eh, kinda like what's going to happen here.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (NuVOb)

249
I shot an AK at 1" armor plate from, oh, probly 50 or 60 yards... Just dialing it in to see the difference between the FMJs and the AP ones my buddy's dad made for me.

The regular old FMJ didn't quite pass through, but it opened a little hole in the back. I was surprised.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (7Ttpp)

250 208, Flounder, mentioned this in past thread, there is a website called Box o Truth where a bunch of gun cranks like to shoot different items with a variety of cartridges to determine penetration, bullet deformation ,etc. They also have a bunch of other general gun posts on specific firearms, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (pO7gM)

251 WTactualF?!

@DailyCaller

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

252 > Ease up and stuff your pedantry up your ass.

Did I hurt your feewings so badly you didn't read the rest?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (YYlyE)

253 BREAKING: Missouri Governor Mike Parson signed a bill to fund students instead of systems.

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yzm8l698
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

What devils are in those details?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (EjmvJ)

254 If you're a man and say you're a man, men will beat you senseless in prison.

If you're a man and say you're a woman, you stand a better chance of defending yourself from prison beatings.

Posted by: Anchorman at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (dyOnf)
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Plus all the pussy you can force your way into!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (XHhHI)

255 Thats "The Right Rev. Col. David French", you disrespectful Trumptards.

Posted by: The Right Rev. Col. David French at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (Bmy3R)

256 Well...the Park had no adult rides for men.

Posted by: Saf at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (PgqFp)

257 Fla. WiFi pswd:

CristSux123!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (sJHOI)

258 Kinda surprised he was arrested. Wont be long before the kid was kinda asking for it will be used as a defense.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (skLh/)

259 Didn't he also sign a tax increase the other day?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (AIH1c)

Yeah, gas tax increase. That was dumb.

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

260 If you want to be a douchebag pedant, cover is typically regarded as anything that can protect you from an incoming projectile, either by stopping it or deflecting it. Tell us, pedant douchebag, how you would not dive behind that tin shed corner with two glancing angle of steel, expecting, hoping, quite possibly in vain, for some bit of deflection.

Is it the best cover? Of course not. Stop being a pedant douchebag.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (KnJdm)

261 The issue, except for pedants, is to what degree of cover they provide.
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 11:52 AM (KnJdm)

I'm no expert but... no, scratch that, I am an expert.
I've watched countless videos and did a five minute google search. That makes me as much of an expert as the journalists that tell us what to think.

Nonetheless, I can't tell you what degree of cover they provide other than probably more than nothing, but not by much. I wouldn't stand or hide behind drywall, siding, car doors, home interior doors, or most of the things in our lives we consider "solid".
And that is my internet expert opinion, worth every penny you paid.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (z79tQ)

262 South Africa has been screwed since they turned over the government after ending apartheid. They knew what was coming which is why they gave up their nukes. Now it's just another african shithole and the country the whites built is long gone, and any remaining should leave at all costs.

Posted by: brak at July 14, 2021 12:02 PM (nyc/y)

263 Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine.

Who???

Posted by: dantesed at July 14, 2021 12:02 PM (88xKn)

264 Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021

One: She's very cute. Shame she's nuts.

Two: WT actual F is she doing in [i[]The White House press room?

Posted by: Soviet Subjects at July 14, 2021 12:02 PM (/XOcP)

265 259 Didn't he also sign a tax increase the other day?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (AIH1c)

Yeah, gas tax increase. That was dumb.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

But...there hadn't been one since 1996. Just a picked a really stupid time to do it.

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

266 Fla. WiFi pswd:

CristSux123!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (sJHOI)

I'd go with TrumpWon!

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (9VFzC)

267 Is it the best cover? Of course not. Stop being a pedant douchebag.
Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (KnJdm)

Imma back outta this. I'm inserting myself in someone else's arguement.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (z79tQ)

268 Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2021 11:59 AM (NuVOb)

Here, we have Cuban refugee Mayorkas denying refuge to other Cubans. Maybe his family were just commies coming to spread the word? What turns these donks into such hypocrites?

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

269
One: She's very cute. Shame she's nuts.

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I never saw her before today, but Tim Dillon said her ex-boyfriend just came out as gay. So maybe she has a wiener.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (7Ttpp)

270 239 interesting and out of the box thinking

Ron DeSantis Wants Florida To Provide Internet To Cuba Following Government Shutdown
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (9VFzC)

Easy enough to do - float several Aerostat blimps with huge WiFi Access Points (WAP) just outside the territorial limit, and sat-connect them. Plus float one over The Spa down south. May not get total coverage, but there will be some sort of signal.
Maybe free some of the porn channels on the Embassy's net and setup a Hotspot there...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (zL/eJ)

271 225 the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...

Getting Kamchatka is key to protecting Alaska and therefore North America. That's an extra five armies per turn.
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Yep.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (/MaDp)

272 Dang...Mrs D has been binge watching Grimm for the last few days. She is into Season 6 now. It sounds like a cross between John Wick and How to Train Your Dragon.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (axyOa)

273 Well, I mean, if some rando "pop star" I've never heard of wants me to get the experimental mRNA gene therapy for which the drug companies have no liability...then count me in! That's certainly all I was waiting for.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (Bmy3R)

274 @DailyCaller

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Okay...NOW I'm convinced. I mean Olivia Rodrigo wouldn't talk about something she knew nothing about.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (EjmvJ)

275 >>Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

Do we have The Weeknd's take on Haiti yet? Justin Beiber's analysis of the looting in South Africa? Gigi Hadid's thoughts on the near mass shooting in Denver?!

Posted by: Lefty at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

276 Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

All she writes are bat-shit crazy stalking songs...she's a rabbit boiler.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (5iUNf)

277 Wait a minute, in Canada isn't it a crime to NOT let a tranny molest you?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (DpkTQ)

278 She looks like the starting QB of one of them shitty Canadian football teams. Not to be confused with one of our shitty football teams that include a bonus half time package. Of course.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (u6xw0)

279 Flounder, mentioned this in past thread, there is a
website called Box o Truth where a bunch of gun cranks like to shoot
different items with a variety of cartridges to determine penetration,
bullet deformation ,etc. They also have a bunch of other general gun
posts on specific firearms, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (pO7gM)

I've seen BoT long before Tman Turner passed. The original point made was that the girl dropped like lightning struck her from behind two layers of tin and possibly structural members, as peculiarities of the video. Then the douchebag pedantry started.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (KnJdm)

280 One wonders if China has anything to do with South Africa?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (/MaDp)

281 "The Conservative Case for Molesting 6 year-olds"

Posted by: David French (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (sJHOI)

282 Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

What the hell was that? A little girl reading a script with a White House seal behind her? Yeah, sign me up for whatever that 'expert' just said.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (9Fwwf)

283 Lil' Marco gave an impassioned speech on the floor of the Senate against the Cuban regime. He even mentioned the horrors of the people that have disappeared overnight and were imprisoned with "no recourse."

Weird. I haven't heard that lil' douchebag talk about the Americans experiencing the same plight.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (DB16e)

284 Google tips on Hurricane preparedness:

Step 1: Get a Covid Vaccine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (gpKIi)

285 The msm is going all in on the Delta Delta Delta can I help ya help ya help ya variant. Spain and France are talking lockdowns again.

This shit will never fucking end.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (skLh/)

286 BREAKING: Missouri Governor Mike Parson signed a bill to fund students instead of systems.

Thread: https://tinyurl.com/yzm8l698
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

I think I like this.
Eff you NEA!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (axyOa)

287 >>Well, I mean, if some rando "pop star" I've never heard of wants me to get the experimental mRNA gene therapy for which the drug companies have no liability...then count me in! That's certainly all I was waiting for.

IIRC, she's the one who has a hit song about getting her drivers locense, so this means they are ALL IN on now convincing teens and tweens to get the jab. You can which demographic they're targeting by the celebrity, LOL.

Posted by: Lefty at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

288 I'm inserting myself in someone else's arguement.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (z79tQ)

No worries. There is no argument. Only pedantry.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (KnJdm)

289
@DailyCaller

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Parrots gotta parrot.

This is fucking ridiculous. The vaccines either kill, maim or don't work. It's harmful, usually, to those that have actually HAD Covid and have natural antibodies.

All for a virus that 99.6% of the people that get it, fully recover.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Weird. I haven't heard that lil' douchebag talk about the Americans experiencing the same plight.
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (DB16e)

And you won't. Cowardly pseudodonk

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (ONvIw)

291 https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021

One: She's very cute. Shame she's nuts.

Two: WT actual F is she doing in [i[]The White House press room?
Posted by: Soviet Subjects at July 14, 2021

***
Can you imagine George Hamilton when he was dating Lynda Bird Johnson being asked to stand up at an LBJ press conference and state what a good job the US Army was doing in Vietnam?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (/XOcP)

292 Google Tips on avoiding car maintenance problems:

Step 1- Get a Covid vaccine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (gpKIi)

293
Weird. I haven't heard that lil' douchebag talk about the Americans experiencing the same plight.
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 14, 2021 12:05 PM (DB16e)

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Me either. I wonder if Rubio might be a hypocrite and a cuck.

Oh wait, no I don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (7Ttpp)

294 Just further proof that there are no Canadian men left

Posted by: In Exile at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (kzzyk)

295 Didn't he also sign a tax increase the other day?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (AIH1c)

Yeah, gas tax increase. That was dumb.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

But...there hadn't been one since 1996. Just a picked a really stupid time to do it.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

I'm in favor of a 0% gas tax.

So-called conservatives are always compromising on the speed at which they implement the left's policies. The Parson is just doing it the Republican Way.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (AIH1c)

296 Getting Kamchatka is key to protecting Alaska and therefore North America. That's an extra five armies per turn.
----------------
Yep.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (/MaDp)

Could be the vodka

Posted by: David French (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (sJHOI)

297 Google Tips on safe sex:

Step 1- Get a Covid vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (gpKIi)

298 Two: WT actual F is she doing in [i[]The White House press room?
10 AM: Reading a prepared statements that she hasn't read before
10:30 AM: Hear sniffing by the president
11 AM: Crack Pipes with Hunter

Posted by: Official White House log entry for Olivia Whatshername at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (DpkTQ)

299 Imma back outta this. I'm inserting myself in someone else's arguement.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (z79tQ)

I was going to point out that calling your opponent in an argument about factual behavior a pedant might not be the best ploy to take but, then, I had the realization you've just had.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (EjmvJ)

300 Google tips for searching the internet:

Step 1- Get A Covid vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (gpKIi)

301 Ron DeSantis Wants Florida To Provide Internet To Cuba Following Government Shutdown
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 14, 2021 11:58 AM (9VFzC)

Easy enough to do - float several Aerostat blimps with huge WiFi Access Points (WAP) just outside the territorial limit, and sat-connect them. Plus float one over The Spa down south. May not get total coverage, but there will be some sort of signal.
Maybe free some of the porn channels on the Embassy's net and setup a Hotspot there...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (zL/eJ)

what's that new service Elon Musk is implementing ? Satellite based Skylink ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (iWIqo)

302 "Woman" Charged With Sexual Assault on a 6-Year-Old Boy
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This is why you can't let mentally challenged people define stuff.

The fact that men would prefer to go to a woman's prison is a good indicator that sex means some things at least statistically.

Also, if you rape women in prison without an implement, you are also not a woman.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (XHhHI)

303 @229

The more amazing thing is that the perp survived the fusillade of returning gunfire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (IEysS)

304 296 Getting Kamchatka is key to protecting Alaska and therefore North America. That's an extra five armies per turn.
----------------
Yep.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:03 PM (/MaDp)

Could be the vodka
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That or the salmon. They also have Siberian Tigers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (/MaDp)

305 Hollywood Weapons did testing on a refrigerator and elevator doors recreating scenes from Mr and Mrs Smith. Elevator doors better cover than one would think. Refrigerator was useless.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (2DOZq)

306 Look for little kiddie shows to start prodding little ones to ask "why haven't I been vaccinated?"

Posted by: David French (sJHOI) at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (sJHOI)

307 Google tips for getting that perfect cup of coffee in the morning.

1 - Get the Covid-19 shot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

308 199 Hmmm... MonkeyWerkx notes that the current AG is in a plane, flying out of Michigan and now over Alaska, heading to Kamchatka.... Wonder why...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 11:50 AM (zL/eJ)

*********

With any luck, perhaps a big hairy love-lorn female Sasquatch will kidnap him? And the rest of his party?

We'd need a new AG, though.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (xxG/v)

309 I'm in favor of a 0% gas tax.

So-called conservatives are always compromising on the speed at which they implement the left's policies. The Parson is just doing it the Republican Way.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 12:06 PM (AIH1c)

Well, we're all in favor of that. Know any governors reducing their state gas tax to 0%? Has DeSantis?
Has yours?

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

310 @DailyCaller

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo in the briefing room explains why it's good 4 u to get the covid-19 vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/yzcgj45z

Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

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Plus, cash prizes EVERYDAY! in Michigan.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (XHhHI)

311 Elevator doors better cover than one would think. Refrigerator was useless.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:08 PM (2DOZq)

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I imagine those doors are pretty damned stout... they've got to do their duty all day, every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (7Ttpp)

312 what's that new service Elon Musk is implementing ? Satellite based Skylink ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (iWIqo)

Yep, but its still in Beta - plus you need his receiver and software to make it work. Good deal, if he can get it stable - he's aiming for ~ $70/mo for 300/300 bandwidth worldwide

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (zL/eJ)

313 289 But Sponge, she's a pop star, man! And she's got an official looking thing behind her!

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (XYBf8)

314 I don't get it, are we supposed to go along with this pervert when he says he's a woman?

No.

Women rarely do this.

It's a man. Period.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 14, 2021 12:10 PM (izAec)

315 But... why aren't they as careful to use alleged when talking about the Jan. 6 "insurrection".

Posted by: Credibly Systemic at July 14, 2021 12:10 PM (1IX05)

316 Well, we're all in favor of that. Know any governors reducing their state gas tax to 0%? Has DeSantis?
Has yours?
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

Governors can't do that, at least as far as I know. Is there a state where the Gov has the power of taxiation?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:10 PM (UuD2k)

317 The first few seasons of Grimm were fun. Then it jumped the shark.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 14, 2021 12:10 PM (5HBd1)

318 >>Posted by: Credibly Systemic

ISWYDT

Posted by: DEBUNKED!!! at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

319 If you want to be a douchebag pedant, cover is typically regarded as anything that can protect you from an incoming projectile, either by stopping it or deflecting it. Tell us, pedant douchebag, how you would not dive behind that tin shed corner with two glancing angle of steel, expecting, hoping, quite possibly in vain, for some bit of deflection.

Is it the best cover? Of course not. Stop being a pedant douchebag.

You're moving the goalposts. You initially stated that the video was fake. One reason you stated it must be fake is a woman dropped dead when she was behind that corrugated tin building. You asserted that building was cover because it was metal and has structural members.

Now you're retreating to, "Well, the bullet will deflect a bit." Deflection doesn't fucking matter if dozens of bullets are flying and a bullet that deflects a degree or two just happens to strike you in the brainpan.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (YYlyE)

320 But Sponge, she's a pop star, man! And she's got an official looking thing behind her!
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (XYBf8

Further embarrassing this country and that fucknut of an administration occupying the Oval Office.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Google finally solves the Underpant's Gnome Issue!

1. Collect underpants
2. Get a Covid shot
3. PROFIT!!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (XHhHI)

322 Ruby Rod will probably get that sexually interfereing charge pleaded up to a sex education service and actually get a monthly stipend from the government.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (0OP+5)

323 If taxes are used to reduce consumption of things that are not approved of, can we tax taxes? Politicians are taxed at a cumulative rate of all taxes in effect during their tenure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (gpKIi)

324 I was going to point out that calling your opponent
in an argument about factual behavior a pedant might not be the best
ploy to take but, then, I had the realization you've just had.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:07 PM (EjmvJ)
That's the point. Nobody is arguing about facts. The only issue is with the word, "cover," which got someone's panties twisted and resulted in a deluge of strawman-burning facts and videos that NOBODY is arguing about.

It's a no fucking shit, sherlock, you missed the point about the SA video being faked, but go on about your religious jihad about "cover" situation.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (KnJdm)

325 A gas tax if fine, I mean the money for roads has to come from somewhere. And increasing it once every 25 years is also not unreasonable.

The problem though is how that money is spent. The graft in highway projects is the problem, not an extra few cents a gallon.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (skLh/)

326 Not sexual interference, but urination interference for sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 11:55 AM (AIH1c)

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LOL. Coming soon to a women's locker room and bathroom near you ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (ZfonR)

327 Yep, but its still in Beta - plus you need his receiver and software to make it work. Good deal, if he can get it stable - he's aiming for ~ $70/mo for 300/300 bandwidth worldwide
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:09 PM (zL/eJ)

If he pulls it off, it will likely make more money than anything else he's done.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (UuD2k)

328 Governors can't do that, at least as far as I know. Is there a state where the Gov has the power of taxiation?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:10 PM (UuD2k)

Just declare gasoline taxes a health emergency. Then you can do whatever you want. Get the jab!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (EjmvJ)

329 1. Collect underpants
2. ~~???~~Get a Covid shot
3. PROFIT!!!!

Posted by: Google at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (XHhHI)

330 Wasn't there a leaked email that pinpointed the "surge" to August 1st? Enjoy the next two weeks of "freedom"!!!

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (MESP6)

331 I'm disappointed - there were a whole six comments before someone played the Austin Powers line.

The Horde be slippin.

Posted by: RightWingProf at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (ta2bB)

332 >>Google finally solves the Underpant's Gnome Issue!

1. Collect underpants
2. Get a Covid shot
3. PROFIT!!!

*sobs*
What about me -- have you forgotten me already?

Posted by: Climate EMERGENCY, you guys at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

333
If he pulls it off, it will likely make more money than anything else he's done.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (UuD2k)

And he'll have access to every aspect of every subscribers life, just like google.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Biggie and Tupac know that car doors don't stop bullets.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (2DOZq)

335 NOOD God's wrath.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (ZfonR)

336 334 Biggie and Tupac know that car doors don't stop bullets.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (2DOZq)

Word.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at July 14, 2021 12:13 PM (zL/eJ)

337 You know what really doesn't stop a bullet?

Convertibles.

Posted by: JFK at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (6FeV1)

338 When did our society pass the event horizon? There has to have been some sort of definite time frame more or less, that prior to that point, with perhaps herculean effort, the tide could have been stemmed.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2021 11:28 AM (EVeeU)

With the Clintons

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (vkS2Z)

339 Well Well Well...
Richard Sherman, free agent cornerback, was arrested in King County near Seattle on a domestic violence and burglary charges. No bail.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 12:14 PM (axyOa)

340 Wasn't there a leaked email that pinpointed the "surge" to August 1st? Enjoy the next two weeks of "freedom"!!!
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (MESP6)

I might be misremembering but I thought I read Sept. 1
Either way, it appears those in charge of our lives have a date for when "recess" is over.
Maybe we should play a quick game of tag before it's over.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (z79tQ)

341 Dr AllahPundit, MD is blaming the 4th of July for some so called surge in cases. Weird how Juneteenth which was also a long weekend caused no surge. Almost as if Dr Pundit and his fellow leftist cucks are selectively picking data or something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (skLh/)

342 325 A gas tax if fine, I mean the money for roads has to come from somewhere. And increasing it once every 25 years is also not unreasonable.

The problem though is how that money is spent. The graft in highway projects is the problem, not an extra few cents a gallon.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2021 12:12 PM (skLh/)
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What's funny is when they get people to buy electric cars or more fuel efficient cars, they complain tax revenues are down because less gas is sold.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (xqRaG)

343 Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2021 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

All she writes are bat-shit crazy stalking songs...she's a rabbit boiler.
Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 12:04 PM (5iUNf)

Never heard of her, so I looked her up. Barely 18 now, got her start about 6 years ago, got snatched up by the Dinsey Industrial Complex, signed now with Geffen records.

So she's been the property of pedos since she was about 12.

Sounds about right. That's how they do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 12:15 PM (AIH1c)

344 You guys are basically working overtime to get Austin Powers movies banned, you realize that right?

Posted by: arminius256 at July 14, 2021 12:16 PM (Dpgtk)

345 You initially stated that the video was fake. One reason you stated it must be fake is a woman dropped dead when she was behind that corrugated tin building. You asserted that building was cover because it was metal and has structural members.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2021 12:11 PM (YYlyE)

"One reason" is enough to go jihad pedant over the word, "cover." Who's moving the goal posts now? Your only issue is that the vid is not or can't be fake, because of the possibility that she chose poor COVER? Is deflection some amount of "cover" or not? If it is, then it IS cover, but it is a very ineffective form.

We are not talking B and W here. We are talking degrees, for which you can climb out of my ass.

Posted by: flounder at July 14, 2021 12:18 PM (KnJdm)

346 338 Roe v Wade.

If you want a headache, read the majority opinion.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 14, 2021 12:21 PM (XYBf8)

347 Delta Dong, what's that dildo you have on?
Could it be a faded hose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his tent under the sky?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 14, 2021 12:22 PM (w9Wax)

348 When did our society pass the event horizon?
Jan 6, 1999

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (DpkTQ)

349 I was gonna type some snark here (all too easy) but then thought about how pathetic, corrosive, and downright dangerous it is in allowing this type of sickness to exist even in jest.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at July 14, 2021 12:37 PM (RyfWE)

350 Canada! Where the men are men and most of the women are too!

Posted by: JB1000 at July 14, 2021 12:44 PM (G3a/U)

351 Wookie charged with sexual assault

Can of peaches charged with sexual assault

Butter knife charged with sexual assault

Call it anything you like...

Posted by: ptleahy at July 14, 2021 12:52 PM (fGWO5)

352

Well...the Park had no Adult Rides for men !

Posted by: Saf at July 14, 2021 01:06 PM (PgqFp)

353 COVID DELTA IS RUNNING RAMPANT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (Tnijr)

354 I think that woman may have a penis.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 14, 2021 03:43 PM (50gG9)

355 When did our society pass the event horizon?
Jan 6, 1999
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 12:36 PM (DpkTQ)

About 2010. The complete collapse of our financial system would have wiped all the people causing problems away. No more Mitch, Nancy, Ted or Marko. Most of our elite class would have lost their family institutional wealth, and been replaced by competent people. However, they bought their way out of that with the credit of the nation. Having gotten away with it they've become embolden.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 14, 2021 03:46 PM (50gG9)

356 All leftist "solutions" lead to more and worse problems.

Posted by: FatAlbert at July 14, 2021 07:33 PM (KWbVO)

357 Mooochelle if it was white. See what being hit with an ugly stick does.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 14, 2021 08:50 PM (EcD5Y)

358 Looks like Kurt Russell will have to get another stunt double.

Posted by: ButtHead at July 15, 2021 07:09 AM (1XXxW)

359 If any of the other inmates find out what 'Ruby' did she won't need to have a surgeon 'update' the twig & berries.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 15, 2021 01:20 PM (Zy9Yy)

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