Quick Hits: The NFL Is Gay Edition

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Chuck Schumer calls the stolen election hypothesis fact a "Big Lie" and cries about it like a bitchmade femmy wife-sharer.

Oh, and he claims the media is "helping" Trump spread this Big Lie.

Gina Carano got cancelled by Disney for making a Holocaust comparison. But Democrats routinely make Hitler and Holocaust allusions.

We did such a great job in Afghanistan that experts warn the Taliban will take over the moment we leave.

Heckuva job, Neocon Expert Class.

The moderate, centrist, very Catholic Joe Biden Administration propagandized by NeverTrump thirsts for the blood of infants:

Progressives all Love The Science, you may have heard:


They are also highly educated:


Not a cult. I mean, they're singing gospel songs about being vaccinated, but Not a Cult.


I saw that on Steven Crowder's show. "Now do condoms," one of them said.

Big Potato Energy:


Raiders' defensive end Carl Nassib announced that he is gay. That makes him the first active NFL player to do so.

True Progressive Empathy Queen and alleged comedian -- no diversity bookings in her history! -- Joy Behar chose to make a joke that a non-professional would make in a bar.

In 1993.

I'm not talking sensitivity, I'm talking about how ancient the "wide receiver/tight end/end zone" joke is. I mean, yeah, I thought it was amusing, the first time I heard it... when I was 11.

But this is the sort of prepared remark that alleged comedian Joy Behar thought was good enough for broadcast television:


It's inappropriate for any professional "comedian," Joy.

Privilege is having a sixty year career in "comedy" despite not being funny.

While the Babylon Bee is not a "professional comedian" like Joy Behar is -- per the New York Times, they're a "right-wing disinformation site that spreads false memes in the guise of satire" -- they somehow managed to #DoBetter.

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1 Wouldn't know, gave it up

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 05:30 PM (Cxk7w)

2 I thought there was some other gay NFL guy just recently. Then again, I quit watching NFL four years ago. I can't keep track, because I don't give a shit.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 22, 2021 05:31 PM (vkS2Z)

3 We did such a great job in Afghanistan that experts warn the Taliban will take over the moment we leave.

I've been assured in these very comments that this is no big deal and in no way reflects that we shit the bed there. Afghanistan forever, baby.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 22, 2021 05:31 PM (QU5/8)

4 The first headline is from "The Babylon Bee", right?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (k39e/)

5 I thought female testicles were called ovaries and inside their groins?

Posted by: sven at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Lzpvj)

6 Hey Chuckie.. Shove it where the sun don't shine

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

7 How many men have given birth to a human baby?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Cxk7w)

8 Read the content like a fool I did.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (z5Vrg)

9 And the NFL continue to confirm my decision they no longer put a product on the field that is worth watching.

Then, Rob Manfred said, "Hold my beer!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (2SdPm)

10 That photo can never be unseen. I hate you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (yQpMk)

11 How stupid are people who accept non-answers as answers?

"Does the president think a 15-week-old baby is a human being?"

"Are you asking me if Biden thinks newborn babies are snuggly and puppies are cute and women have a personal right to choose without some man around to foist their patriarchy on them? Yes, he does. Next?"

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (gS3OW)

12 Is that a joke about the tranny weightlifter?

Posted by: JROD at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (0jZnq)

13 Is it Laurel Hubbard, or Yanni? Either way, if she'd committed to her trans status, she would have cut those testicles off.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (Mzdiz)

14 Willowed comment:

DeSantis signs bill requiring HS Civics class discuss the evils of Communism and Totalitarian ideologies.

https://bit.ly/35I4Dar

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (YYlyE)

15 The Bee does funny. Joy Behar does not.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (DzhEB)

16 y reviled government in Afghanistan that is up to its neck in heroin and child sex trafficking
The Taliban will crack down on Child sex trafficking you say. Well, I guess soon the Afghans will be more advanced then we are.


Posted by: Obligatory at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (DpkTQ)

17 Where are we, 5 months after the inauguration and PDT still lives rent free in their heads?

And I though Palin Derangement Syndrome was bad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (2SdPm)

18 So the gay player is an Oakland Raider? Good luck with that.. Have you seen their fans?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (Zmnko)

19 If a Democrat ever accidentally told the truth I think they would spontaneously combust.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (yQpMk)

20 And the NFL continue to confirm my decision they no longer put a product on the field that is worth watching.
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This^

And I hope the ghost of Al Davis haunts the Raiders' locker room.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (Vi7PN)

21 Okay, it's confirmed: The Babylon Bee reads the comments here.

They stole that idea headline from MUMR, whom I re-quoted yesterday.

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (uu0VY)

22 I thought female testicles were called ovaries and inside their groins?
Posted by: sven at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Lzpvj)


apparently not

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (ySM85)

23 I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (k39e/)

24 So the gay player is an Oakland Raider? Good luck with that.. Have you seen their fans?
Posted by: It's me donna
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lol

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (Vi7PN)

25 DeSantis signs bill requiring HS Civics class discuss the evils of Communism and Totalitarian ideologies.
You people just don't get it. All those other "so-called" communists and socialist got it wrong.

We've got it all figured out now.

Posted by: The Left at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (DpkTQ)

26 19 "y reviled government in Afghanistan that is up to its neck in heroin and child sex trafficking"
The Taliban will crack down on Child sex trafficking you say. Well, I guess soon the Afghans will be more advanced then we are.


Posted by: Obligatory at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (DpkTQ)

Every goat has its day.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (z5Vrg)

27 12 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:33 PM (2SdPm)

I could care less about the player because:

1) NFL which ideally should mean "no fans left"

2) the raiders, who have been institutionally Glee since the turn of the century

3) the guy is on the back end of his career....

BOOM hey-o

Posted by: sven at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (Lzpvj)

28 They stole that idea headline from MUMR, whom I re-quoted yesterday.
Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (uu0VY)

It's pretty much a self- writing punchline.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

29 Hello, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (UnQlg)

30 "Are you asking me if the president supports a woman's right to choose TO KILL HER UNBORN BABY? He does."

minor addendum, Jen

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

31 OK...the switching over to soccer "gay"" was funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

32 Men giving birth. We are a stupid country now, and it is time for US to start avoiding this shit.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (6Je/Q)

33 21 So the gay player is an Oakland Raider? Good luck with that.. Have you seen their fans?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (Zmnko)

They are not Oakland anymore... they are the Las Vegas Raiders.

Black Hole ex Morte.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (oHd/0)

34 I remember when Archie Bunker had that ex-NFL player friend of his at the bar that everyone else knew was gay except Archie.

Archie didn't judge.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (R/m4+)

35 Someone on the thread below said the vote was 50/50. Waiting for confirmation.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (qWWAV)

36 In the NFL we are tolerant and loving.
And that's why all of our tight ends will become wide receivers this season.
Whether they want to or not. #bloodandfecesmakeusstronger


Posted by: The NFL at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (DpkTQ)

37 Isn't it strange how "resistance" became "obedience"?

Posted by: pj at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (G1dq6)

38 I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM

You will be made to care, Fen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (rBtIz)

39 I thought female testicles were called ovaries and inside their groins?
Posted by: sven at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Lzpvj)
.......

groin amputations are complicated

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

40 Fuck Afghanistan. It's a miserable pile of rocks peopled by primitive goat-shagging savages.

Get our guys out of there.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (iTXRQ)

41 My gawd... did The View used to have six chicks on it, but Ana Navarro ate one? That broad is y-u-u-u-ge.

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (gS3OW)

42 We are a stupid country now, and it is time for US to start avoiding this shit.

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Too, too late.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (Vi7PN)

43 The NFL has been gay since the Colts left Baltimore.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (MVjcR)

44 36 21 So the gay player is an Oakland Raider? Good luck with that.. Have you seen their fans?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (Zmnko)

They are not Oakland anymore... they are the Las Vegas Raiders.

Black Hole ex Morte.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (oHd/0)


Well I guess Las Vegas fans are more "diverse."

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (Zmnko)

45 31 They stole that idea headline from MUMR, whom I re-quoted yesterday.
Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (uu0VY)

It's pretty much a self- writing punchline.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

MUMR, though deranged, is not stupid...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (6Je/Q)

46 The best football joke was that the Cowboys had to go no huddle to avoid the charge of criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

47 21 So the gay player is an Oakland Raider? Good luck with that.. Have you seen their fans?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:34 PM (Zmnko)

They moved to Fabulous Las Vegas, which is now even more fabulous-er!

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (V3EEC)

48 >>> The first headline is from "The Babylon Bee", right?

Has that buzz, donit?

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (UnQlg)

49

Please tell me this fag isn't a "wide receiver?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (aXOt3)

50 *squat*
*POP*
"Ow, my balls!" - Laurel Hubbard

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

51 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.

I usually go with Bold text and an exclamation point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (csEWM)

52 >I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Come see the narcissism inherent in the system!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (iTXRQ)

53 Is there anybody...anybody...on the left that isn't completely odious? I can't think of a single one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (O+I8R)

54
or a "tight end?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (aXOt3)

55 DeSantis signs bill requiring HS Civics class discuss the evils of Communism and Totalitarian ideologies.

https://bit.ly/35I4Dar
Posted by: bonhomme
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I couldn't let this one be willowed...

You mean DeSantis signs CONTROVERSIAL bill requiring

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

56 Schumer and the Dems are confident, acting like winners! /s

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (YDEpQ)

57 435 50-50? Oh Fuck! Harris is going to kill the Republic?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 05:31 PM (qWWAV)


Patriots! We can't survive 4 years with Harris as a tie breaker in the senate! Give us money! The republic depends on it! Give us money now!

-NRCC

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (psJgU)

58 Ow, my balls.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (4I/2K)

59 52

Please tell me this fag isn't a "wide receiver?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (aXOt3)

Tight end... well, not really..

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (6Je/Q)

60 In 2021 do people have "coming out" parties? I mean, it's not as if it's 1966 and people are doing the Stonewall riots. I went to visit someone in the hospital the other day. Almost every lamppost in the town had a rainbow flag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (k39e/)

61 41 I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM

because we're proud of our perversion, I mean life style!

Posted by: LBTQABC at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (Zmnko)

62 Man, the caterer at the view needs to learn about keto and some healthy choice options.

Are they all supposed to be whales? Is this normal in the US?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (+S23Q)

63 Raiders' defensive end Carl Nassib announced that he is gay.

This stuff just writes itself. He's gonna be the butt of all jokes.

A gay man raiding a defensive end? (sigh)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (ImQ9z)

64 >>>I thought there was some other gay NFL guy just recently.

I think that guy, who you heard endlessly about, wasn't a player. He was merely drafted, then later cut before final roster.

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (0G13K)

65 I don't care if the entire NFL is gay or not, they can still go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (o2MD2)

66 I hope the transgenders totally crush it in the olympics. Set huge world records. Totally dominate the biological women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (psJgU)

67 Please tell me this fag isn't a "wide receiver?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:37 PM (aXOt3)

Tight end... well, not really..
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (6Je/Q)

Defensive End, he really wants to get his hands on the Quarterback!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

68 The pro-aborts are so transparently evil.

Q: Is a 15 month old fetus a human being?
A: If you are asking me if it is OK to kill children in the womb for any reason -- or no reason -- then yes, I support that.

They never finish their sentences. "I support the right to choose . . . to have my child crushed and dismembered."

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (9cfgd)

69 If Schumer is having to whine about this months after the election, it means that people aren't buying their lies.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (5p7BC)

70 Afghanistan is the feral wasteland between five marginally functional actual countries.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

71 I'm so ronrely.....

Posted by: Kim Jon Il at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (JUOKG)

72 Speaking of Olympic trannys watch the Olympic trial 1500 M final. Cory Magee elbows tranny Nickie Hiltz during the start. Gila wanna run with girls.

Cory finished second with a trip to Tokyo, the tranny faded to near last.

Posted by: redenzo at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (E7vND)

73 59 Schumer and the Dems are confident, acting like winners! /s

I saw that Chuckie said he came to an "agreement" with Mancin so....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (Zmnko)

74 Having seen vids of Oakland I would think that everybody is doing everybody and everything in the ass.

We need to get the dogs out of Oakland before the start getting it too.

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (uL1yT)

75 These vapid, repugnantly ugly stupid women are an actual TV show? People actually watch it?

Wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

76
Can someone put that still image of that monkey-faced fat shit ana navarro sticking her fingers in her eyes next to another monkey with his hands covering his eyes and another monkey covering his mouth?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (aXOt3)

77 69 I hope the transgenders totally crush it in the olympics. Set huge world records. Totally dominate the biological women.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (psJgU)

Yup, they wanted equality? Gonna get it good and hard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (oHd/0)

78 There hasn't been a Civics class in a High School in 20 years. De Santis might want to re-instate that first.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (qWWAV)

79 If Schumer is having to whine about this months after the election, it means that people aren't buying their lies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:39 PM (5p7BC)

The fact that the response is anything other than "let's just see what the audits have to say" speaks volumes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (6FeV1)

80 NFL is 45 years behind gay, or at least rainbow.
(See Houston Astros rainbow uniform)

Posted by: Rex B at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (FsI7w)

81 43 Fuck Afghanistan. It's a miserable pile of rocks peopled by primitive goat-shagging savages.

Get our guys out of there.
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 05:36 PM (iTXRQ)

And every time we even think they're giving us the side eye, drop a 10,000 lb fuel air explosive fro 45,000 feet AGL on their leader's grass hut.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (VcFUs)

82 76 Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (Zmnko)

Don't worry fellas Manchin and Synema are totes stealth conservatives...

//Cuck Inc

Posted by: sven at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (Lzpvj)

83 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.

I usually go with Bold text and an exclamation point.


What? This 🖕 lose its power?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (ImQ9z)

84 When I pray to the Almighty I am always thankful. Now I have one more thing to be thankful for. I'm NOT a New Zealand faggot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (o2MD2)

85 Raiders' defensive end Carl Nassib announced that he is gay. That makes him the first active NFL player to do so.


my perkins coie congressman claims to have made to the NFL, even though it was just the practice squad. that's pretty gay.

Posted by: x at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (oA+QO)

86
Or just isolate that still-frame of fat-monkey-faced ana navarro with her fingers in her ears with the caption: "...and hear no evil."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (aXOt3)

87 Hey I bet that weight lifter is good in bed, and by good in bed I mean moving the bed, and the frig, and the dresser and that trunk and Tanks Abrahms

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (IHyjr)

88 Switching over to soccer ...

LOL!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

89 >>> I think that guy, who you heard endlessly about, wasn't a player.

He was too precious to be on the practice squad so he quit.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (UnQlg)

90 How many olympic cycles before countries start recruiting transgenders to compete against other countries transgenders in the "women's" events.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (psJgU)

91 The thing is is, ugly women need to be repugnant to get attentin

See, why feminism

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (uL1yT)

92 And didn't people who know this football player figure out he was gay long before he became "officially" gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (k39e/)

93 manchin agreed to give the Dems unity on HR1, zero chance of 60 total votes. Clown circus.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (YDEpQ)

94 Cool

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (IYHxL)

95 87 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.

I usually go with Bold text and an exclamation point.

What? This *emoji* lose its power?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (ImQ9z)

I THINK EMOJIS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (csEWM)

96 And every time we even think they're giving us the side eye, drop a 10,000 lb fuel air explosive fro 45,000 feet AGL on their leader's grass hut.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 05:41 PM (VcFUs)


Which is probably what we should have done from the get go with periodic special forces raids

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (IHyjr)

97 59 Schumer and the Dems are confident, acting like winners! /s

I saw that Chuckie said he came to an "agreement" with Mancin so....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:40 PM (Zmnko)
.......

couple sacks of cash oughta do it.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

98 93 >>> I think that guy, who you heard endlessly about, wasn't a player.

He was too precious to be on the practice squad so he quit.

Kapernic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (psJgU)

99 A gay men's chorus eh?

Quick... Somebody take those guys' car keys away, before it's too late!!!

STOP THE HATE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Zhwz2)

100 Ana Navarro and Megan McCain need to stop appropriating Japan's sumo culture. It's disgusting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (QU5/8)

101 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.


.............................................

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

102 Two Soiboys on the Rising show try to defend Sheldon Whithouse's membership in an all white club by saying Mar a lago must not be very diverse.

Amber Athey sets them straight (heh) by telling them Trump sued the city in 1997, claiming discrimination against his club because he was one of the only clubs in the area to allow Jews and blacks to be members.

*crickets* from the Soiboys.

https://bit.ly/2TPgd0B

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (YYlyE)

103 10 How many men have given birth to a human baby?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 05:32 PM (Cxk7w)

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Have you ever read the Queen John Bible, h8r?

It says right there that the Virgin Manny gave birth to the baby Jejusa ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (uu0VY)

104 71
Q: Is a 15 month old fetus a human being?
A: If you are asking me if it is OK to kill children in the womb for any reason -- or no reason -- then yes, I support that.


They absolutely must retain their distance through euphemisms and vague language. To be forced to confront the actual act of abortion would cause them too much distress -- or reveal them for the insidious monsters they really are.

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (gS3OW)

105
my perkins coie congressman claims to have made to the NFL, even though it was just the practice squad. that's pretty gay.
Posted by: x

Practice squad / fluffer

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (uL1yT)

106 Enough fag jokes.

Let's talk about blackface.

Posted by: Joy Behar at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Ndje9)

107 Oh, and he claims the media is "helping" Trump spread this Big Lie.

If by "helping spread the Big Lie" Sharts means "spending every day condeming any questioning of the election and calling anybody who dares wonder a conspiracy theorist". . .well, I gues you're right.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

108 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

109 Speaking of Olympic trannys watch the Olympic trial 1500 M final. Cory Magee elbows tranny Nickie Hiltz during the start. Gila wanna run with girls.

Cory finished second with a trip to Tokyo, the tranny faded to near last.
Posted by: redenzo
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Girl must've had really sharp elbows.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (Vi7PN)

110 **Almost every lamppost in the town had a rainbow flag.**

In Iran, draped over a ghey.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (BPgMi)

111 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "END" IS A EUPHEMISM FOR "BUTT"

Posted by: BEN REOTHLISBERGER at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (786Ro)

112 Comedian Bob Nelson and gay football:

https://youtu.be/dMR2C09hmhA?t=211

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)

113 93 >>> I think that guy, who you heard endlessly about, wasn't a player.

He was too precious to be on the practice squad so he quit.
Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (UnQlg)

Does this happen to anyone else? When you read the word 'precious' in this context, swap the word mentally with precocious?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (csEWM)

114 94 How many olympic cycles before countries start recruiting transgenders to compete against other countries transgenders in the "women's" events.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (psJgU)

Need time machine to go back... so you could be first.

Posted by: East German 'Woman' Shot Put team at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (oHd/0)

115 manchin agreed to give the Dems unity on HR1,

Because schumer promised to consider allowing one of his amendments in for a vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (psJgU)

116 And didn't people who know this football player figure out he was gay long before he became "officially" gay?

Nobody knows you are gay unless you officially announce.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (QU5/8)

117 @19
I don't know about the Taliban and human trafficking in general. But IIRC, they don't like that "it's not really gay if it's with the under age male that accompanies you everywhere" thing that some Arab cultures engage in

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (tpe4J)

118 gay men's chorus eh?




The mostly hum

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (uL1yT)

119 96 And didn't people who know this football player figure out he was gay long before he became "officially" gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:42 PM (k39e/)
This is about " signaling" to the digital culture he lives in, Fen... " Stunning, and Brave". There is no substance to any of these people, they are constructs.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (6Je/Q)

120 Hmm....

Perhaps abortion is no longer a women's issue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 05:44 PM (7PXIm)

121
See Alex Berenson's twatter. Big Tech forced the WHO to edit their statement about children and the vaccines.

Facebook censored the old version.

Big Tech can force the WHO to change their statements.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (Mzdiz)

122 McCain should start tomorrow's show with the same joke, just to register the difference in reactions.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (YDEpQ)

123 106 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.


.............................................
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

That's Bill Clinton, bordering on Christopher Walken level pause you got going there Jay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (csEWM)

124 Testicle story true or what? Because what could be more 2021 than "lady" Olympic weightlifting hopeful ripping a testicle.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (KnJdm)

125 When I want political discourse, I always turn to shrieking harridans on TV.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

126 I'm gender fluid. I enjoy both football and soccer.

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (gS3OW)

127 Damn.. God help us if that horrid voting law passes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (Zmnko)

128 Why would tranny "men" even want to have a baby? Isn't the whole point that they were actual men trapped in a woman's body? So, if that follows, why would they now want to give birth as a "man?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (O+I8R)

129 I always seek out San Franciscan gay men for the best advice on how to avoid spreading deadly pathogens!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (DXFDM)

130 I mean it's just so cool the national government spent eleventy gazillion trillion dollars over the last 80 years building up a military second to none, though inexplicably let the bolsheviks hijack the entire education system and queered everybody's noodle three ways to Sunday to the point open warfare seems imminent .

Pretty wacky.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (ezX5B)

131 That ol Chuckie is still going on about the election should be a "tell."

That Chuckie feels it's necessary to keep bringing up the stolen election means he's feeling heat, somewhere.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (2SdPm)

132 124 gay men's chorus eh?




The mostly hum
Posted by: Y5

*up twinkles *

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (W2Pud)

133 I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (k39e/)

you think it is a coincidence it is Pride Month? We are going to be hearing more about this guy throughout the season. Whether he makes the team, what endorsements he gets, and everything else will matter ten times more now. Have other NFL defensive ends increased their worth and media presence in a similar way this week?
hey, I am happy for him. Many will say this is a big deal. My guess is a lot of people got together and decided this was the right time and he was the right guy. My guess is they were right.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (gJfTA)

134 The NFL player's sexuality shouldn't be an issue, only his performance.

As a defensive end, we should concentrate on how many men he has sacked.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (7PXIm)

135 It'll pass, donna.

They just gotta come up with the right price for some to vote their way.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (Vi7PN)

136 Center passes to wing, back to center, back to wing, back to center. Center holds it, Holds It, HOLDS IT!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

137 > Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

Yes, thank you.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (YYlyE)

138
The WHO didn't change the meaning of their recommendation. They just changed the wording to not directly say it.

They still only recommend vaccination for children at high risk only.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (Mzdiz)

139 Make believe Joy Behar never existed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

140 When you're having a conversation about trannies in the Olympics, you've already lost.

Posted by: I mean at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (nSdzS)

141 Folks HR 1 is not going forward, period. After it fails, watch for Manchins replacement to proceed and get transitioned to use the current vernacular.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (YDEpQ)

142 Hey Chuckie.. Shove it where the sun don't shine
Posted by: It's me donna

So, he's been drafted by the NFL?
I didn't know!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (zqz6q)

143 Female weight lifter rips a testical?
How's that happen?

Posted by: Bosk at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (FgPjD)

144 Don't care about pro sports.
Don't care about college sports.

All can DIAF.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (Vi7PN)

145 106 Hmmm, punctuation to denote anger.


.............................................
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

By any chance did you get cramps with that long period? /s

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (VcFUs)

146 *up twinkles *
Posted by: nurse ratched




Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (uL1yT)

147 Damn.. God help us if that horrid voting law passes

--

I'd say there is no way SCOTUS would uphold it if challenged, but we won't have standing so...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (O+I8R)

148 I THINK EMOJIS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

I'm glad that you didn't complete your statement with a full stop, otherwise I would think you are angry

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (ImQ9z)

149 Well crap. I clicked on the Blaze thing to read the rst of the thing about periods.
Gawd...mistake.
WTF people?
Are they really this stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa)

150 When will this site finally nut up and see the fucking plain as day fact that Jews push all these lies and degeneracy upon the American people?

Fuck man, you allow a jew to post here as "Charlie Brown's Dildo" which is a clear reference to the defiling of an innocent American childrens' icon.

Lies. Debauchery, Degeneracy. Everywhere these horrible things are defended in matters of law - by someone - who?

Prove to me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Charlie Brown's Guardian at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (IK9Mu)

151
Here's the ridiculous warning that Get TV shows before airing an ep of the awful show All In The Family:

(the first part is actually mostly the original warning by CBS in 1971, the last part is new)

"The program you are about to see is 'All in the Family.' It seeks to throw a humorous spotlight on our frailties, prejudices and concerns. By making them a source of laughter, we hope to show -- in a mature fashion -- just how absurd they are.

We believe this original intent still holds true today and choose to air the show though it may contain offensive language."

All the "offensive language" is Muted out, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (aXOt3)

152 Folks HR 1 is not going forward, period. After it fails, watch for Manchins replacement to proceed and get transitioned to use the current vernacular.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks
___

Bless your trusting heart.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (Vi7PN)

153 queered everybody's noodle three ways to Sunday to the point open warfare seems imminent .

Pretty wacky.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (ezX5B)

I don't know who's been spreading lies, but they ain't done anything of the sort to my noodle!

Harrumph!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (6FeV1)

154 I'd say there is no way SCOTUS would uphold it if challenged, but we won't have standing so...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 05:47 PM (O+I8R)

I don't trust SCOTUS.. Roberts will call it a tax

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (Zmnko)

155 Well, that weird fucker really came out of nowhere.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

156 "The bible never mentioned abortion, it's the truth."

Most Jews held the audacious idea that children were a blessing. Some sacrificed children to Molech, and God punished the nation for allowing it.


Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (9cfgd)

157 "OW! My balls...!"

Posted by: Laurel Hubbard at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (bk3Sg)

158 It's me donna. G-d can't help us. We have abysmally failed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (qWWAV)

159 Fuck off, dunce.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (6FeV1)

160 > Posted by: Charlie Brown's Guardian at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (IK9Mu)

IDIOT ALERT

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (YYlyE)

161 Where are the 10 R votes coming from? They arent there, even that dumbass Collins isn't falling for this one.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (YDEpQ)

162 Hey! He is OUR dildo! Hands off!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (psJgU)

163 Most Jews held the audacious idea that children were a blessing.


Please do not quote the retarded troll.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

164 They mean women that believe they are men have given birth and that you must pretend with them.

#MentalIllnessFascists

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 22, 2021 05:50 PM (Ndje9)

165
lulz: We thought it was the WHO who controlled Google, etc.

But it's the other way around.

"Big Electronic Fake Media" controls the World.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:50 PM (aXOt3)

166 Does this happen to anyone else? When you read the word 'precious' in this context, swap the word mentally with precocious?
You know what I think of when I hear precious? Rings. As in Lord of. You know what else a ring looks like? An anus. Hahahahahaha. Get it?

Posted by: Joy Behar at June 22, 2021 05:50 PM (v16oJ)

167 The 50/50 tie was a vote on the CRT advocate to run OPM. Confirmation vote.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:50 PM (5p7BC)

168 Please nuke this racist cocksucker. (IK9Mu)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 22, 2021 05:50 PM (VcFUs)

169 SCOTUS has already shown they refuse to do one of their only legitimate jobs, which would include applying clear constitutional requirements to elections, so yeah, just as well they won't get a chance to further beclown themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

170 That last BabBee tweet is hilarious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (HaL55)

171 We must understand her ball pain!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (W4eKo)

172 Our town had a tavern owner who had played NFL for three seasons in the 70's and everyone knew he was gay.

He just didn't have the need to Announce It to The World, I guess.

In merit-based organizations, it doesn't and shouldn't matter.

"Progressives" have to trumpet their race, gender, orientation, etc., because they don't have the merit to hack it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (vuisn)

173 Please nuke this racist cocksucker.


and the brain damaged fat ass as well.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

174 > Most Jews held the audacious idea that children were a blessing. Some sacrificed children to Molech, and God punished the nation for allowing it.

I also like the time where Jesus said, "but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea."

Sooooo, Jesus says causing a little one to sin is that bad. Just imagine what He would say about killing one of them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE)

175 The "For the People" voting theft law did not get enough votes to move to the floor for debate.

It is currently dead.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (5p7BC)

176 Oh, goody. Another non religious lefty troll arguing that the bible doesn't address abortion. I'm completely convinced/sarc

https://tinyurl.com/pk5up785

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (k39e/)

177 The 50/50 tie was a vote on the CRT advocate to run OPM. Confirmation vote.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
___

Those considering joining the military, this bitch will be the top HR director for the government.

Those currently in, I feel so sorry for you.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (Vi7PN)

178 Testicle story true or what? Because what could be more 2021 than "lady" Olympic weightlifting hopeful ripping a testicle.
Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 05:45 PM (KnJdm)
.........

time to rap about a controversy
gonna take a stand won't show no mercy
get you score from a guy like me
who knows what its like to have a groin injury
G-G-G groin injureee

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

179 Abortion is never mentioned in the bible, but helping the poor is mentioned 196 times. Look it up.

.....

Now do murder.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (7PXIm)

180 The bible never mentioned abortion, it's the truth.
Posted by: TheTruth at June 22, 2021 05:46 PM (+qIhf)


The Bible has a quite a bit to say about killing.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Queen at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (OQcPl)

181 Nassib is NOT the first openly gay player in the NFL.

That would actually be Charles Haley.

Who didn't give his teammates an opt out option.

https://apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com/107519.html

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (k0caX)

182 A gay men's chorus eh?
----

Could you use a falsetto? I find that I am suddenly available.

Posted by: Laurel Hubbard at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (830x5)

183 Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (5p7BC)


They voted already?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (Zmnko)

184 Posted by: Charlie Brown's Guardian


You seem nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (W2Pud)

185 Two shitstains at the same time.

What is this, Jerry Nadler's laundry day?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

186 Prove to me I'm wrong.
Posted by: Charlie Brown's Guardian at June 22, 2021 05:48 PM (IK9Mu)


I would reply to this shit but I'm already abrasive and I try, try, I say, to be nicer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (o2MD2)

187 Ya'll just insist on quoting and arguing with the mental defective.

Be better.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

188 I see another leftwing Bible "expert" has decided to grace us with its lack of knowledge.

OT: Hitting a woman and causing her to miscarry was cause for punishment. If accidental, I think it was a sin offering. If intentional, stoning was in order, I believe.

So, no, the word, "abortion" may not be mentioned, but, causing a woman to miscarry, which is what abortion is, carried a penalty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (2SdPm)

189 Testicle story true or what? Because what could be more 2021 than "lady" Olympic weightlifting hopeful ripping a testicle.

Go ask the NYT fact checkers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ImQ9z)

190 Now do murder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 05:52 PM (7PXIm)

And homosexuals

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (Zmnko)

191 Dave in Fla, you just lowered my BP by 100 points.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (qWWAV)

192 184 Oh, goody. Another non religious lefty troll arguing that the bible doesn't address abortion. I'm completely convinced/sarc

https://tinyurl.com/pk5up785
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (k39e/)

The quick tl;dr is that abortion is murder, it was prohibited under the Mosaic law and is prohibited in the earliest catechisms of the Church. There is no valid historical claim of this being unrelated to either Judaism or Christianity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (z5Vrg)

193 They voted already?
Posted by: It's me donna
___

For the CRT woman to run OPM?

Yes.

Kamala was the tiebreaker.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (Vi7PN)

194 184 Oh, goody. Another non religious lefty troll arguing that the bible doesn't address abortion. I'm completely convinced/sarc

https://tinyurl.com/pk5up785
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (k39e/)

This is like Middle School level anti- Christianity... pretty laughable...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (6Je/Q)

195 Testicle story true or what? Because what could be more 2021 than "lady" Olympic weightlifting hopeful ripping a testicle.

Go ask the NYT fact checkers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ImQ9z)

Why, they know nothing about balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (IHyjr)

196 Anyway pro sports are a joke. College is not much better I can barely watch my Gophers with all the race shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (IYHxL)

197 Our town had a tavern owner who had played NFL for three seasons in the 70's and everyone knew he was gay.
Jerry Smith? TE for the team that shall not be named.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (v16oJ)

198 Lies. Debauchery, Degeneracy. Everywhere these horrible things are defended in matters of law - by someone - who?
----

Geeze, dood, you left out the weather.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (830x5)

199 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (k39e/)

Don't you love when some jackass who has never even been in the same room as a Bible tells you what is and is not in the Bible?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (6FeV1)

200 At least Alabama will be able to openly pay our players in a year.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (yQpMk)

201 Ya'll just insist on quoting and arguing with the mental defective.

Be better.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
___

Trolls to some of the horde are like lasers to a cat.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (Vi7PN)

202 Here's the thing about the gay NFL player. His team already knew he was gay. It's not something you can hide very well.

So him "coming out" is just a publicity stunt.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (R5lpX)

203 The bible mentions helping the poor from your own heart, by your own means. It does not advocate helping the poor by electing politicians who will "help" the poor by forcing others to give at the barrel of the government's guns.

Also, murdering children is not helping the poor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (psJgU)

204 Yes.

Kamala was the tiebreaker.

I'm confused

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (Zmnko)

205 "Progressives" have to trumpet their race, gender, orientation, etc., because they don't have the merit to hack it.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 22, 2021 05:51 PM (vuisn)

Excellent point.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (R/m4+)

206 re: Olympics female weight lifting.... didn't we use to call them the East German team?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (/LaKe)

207 >>>Lies. Debauchery, Degeneracy.

Look who brought the party favors!

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

208 Bless your trusting heart.
Posted by: SMH
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That bill is theater, it was never going to pass. It is posturing to the left, just like repealing Obamacare was posturing to us.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (5p7BC)

209 Potatoes know nothing of human emotions or the human need for justice and mercy.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (AUcBj)

210 donna,

https://tinyurl.com/uktb4pjy

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (Vi7PN)

211 Not only does the president support a womans right to choose, he supports her right to make YOU pay for it.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

212 Olympics female weight lifting.... didn't we use to call them the East German team?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (/LaKe)

they were prettier

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (IHyjr)

213 We must understand her ball pain!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms
------------

Be the ball pain.

Posted by: Robert Deniro at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (830x5)

214 213 The bible mentions helping the poor from your own heart, by your own means. It does not advocate helping the poor by electing politicians who will "help" the poor by forcing others to give at the barrel of the government's guns.

Also, murdering children is not helping the poor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:55 PM (psJgU)

But increasing gas taxes, soda taxes, tobacco taxes, the lottery, importing foreign competition, attacking the family unit etc. all help the poor right?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (z5Vrg)

215 *eyes Dave in Fl*

Never say never.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (Vi7PN)

216 Don't you love when some jackass who has never even been in the same room as a Bible tells you what is and is not in the Bible?
Posted by: Wa




In fairness that is nor an entirely fair criticism. If they were to touch it they would burst into flames.

Have to some audio versin

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (uL1yT)

217 Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.


I'm the most ignorant Christian on earth, and even I know personhood begins before birth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (7PXIm)

218 God also says he knows us before we are born.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (psJgU)

219 the truth stinks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (IHyjr)

220 Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (Vi7PN)

That's a vote for a cabinet position isn't it? Not the voting rights act

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (Zmnko)

221 Potatoes know nothing of human emotions or the human need for justice and mercy.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 22, 2021 05:56 PM (AUcBj)

Strong spuds also cry!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 22, 2021 05:57 PM (6FeV1)

222 +qIhf is asshoe. Nuke it, too.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (KnJdm)

223 OT: Hitting a woman and causing her to miscarry was cause for punishment. If accidental, I think it was a sin offering. If intentional, stoning was in order, I believe.


Exodus 21:22. Depends on how the Hebrew words Yeled and Yasa are interpreted. But the argument can be made that if the miscarriage results in a live birth, a fine is negotiated and paid, if the miscarriage results in a dead child, then capital crime.

But since the Bible is a closed book to the unregenerate, it is a Pearls/Swine matter when discussing it with the reprobate.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (ImQ9z)

224 The bible says you can kiss my fuckin' ass, douchebag.

Look it up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Zhwz2)

225
At least Alabama will be able to openly pay our players in a year.


My Beloved Crimson Tide helmets for the most recent NatChamp game said "Crimson Tide" on the back neck guard. Not so the opposing team, whom I've already forgotten. They had some stoopid SJW slogan on theirs.

I was proud of my cousins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (HaL55)

226 Helping the poor is all well and good, but, our troll is is obviously avoiding the line in the NT that mentions, "if a man should not work, neither should he eat."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (2SdPm)

227 I know you all hate blacks like you do
?

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (v16oJ)

228 26 I don't care if you're gay, but why do have to announce as a sort of special event?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 05:35 PM (k39e/)

It makes you brave, unless you are in Iran. Then it makes you quiet.

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (8SSHh)

229 I knew someone in the Army who worked in a high end restaurant as a civilian in former life. Might have been Vevas maybe, can't recall.

He claimed a whole shitload of Major League Baseball stars and hollywood celebs were queers. He named a bunch of A listers, people you've heard of, icons in the game and was absolutely insistent they were fags, he saw them all the time with their boyfriends. I was a bit skeptical at the time. I mean, Carleton Fisk? Really? I dunno. I don't really care, EXCEPT, they all went from "We just want to be left alone" to "Suck that dick motherfucker" pretty damn quick.

I suppose it ties in with the same strategy on the left with race relations. Make things worse. "The worse, the better".

Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (ezX5B)

230 Go ask the NYT fact checkers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ImQ9z)

Why, they know nothing about balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (IHyjr)
.......

They really should after all the time they spend with them flapping in their face.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

231 >>206 Our town had a tavern owner who had played NFL for three seasons in the 70's and everyone knew he was gay.


Jerry Smith? TE for the team that shall not be named.
Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (v16oJ)

No, Sky Hertwig.

https://tinyurl.com/yuzw3k8a

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (vuisn)

232 Just chiming in...but how the hell is Joe Man-chin even a viable anything after this biggest little lifting of his miniskirt just enough to show West Virginians that his carpet doesnt match the drapes? Will they finally wise up and realize that this guy is a fraud, just like all "conservative" democrats

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at June 22, 2021 05:58 PM (lIDCz)

233 Yes.

Kamala was the tiebreaker.
Posted by: S




That is a first, usually the ties are holding her wrists to the bed

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (uL1yT)

234 I might be wrong but Schumer strikes me as an absolutely worthless piece of shit.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (cSyAR)

235 >>Guess we just have to stay forever.


Liz Cheney: You sure have a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (Siz82)

236 That's a vote for a cabinet position isn't it? Not the voting rights act
Posted by: It's me donna
___

One of the most important, in terms of hiring in the US Govt.

And she hates white people.

This will be much more impactful in the near term.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (Vi7PN)

237 +qIhf is asshoe. Nuke it, too.

Its fun to highlight how miserable and ignorant the scoffers are. Their own existence is their own punishment.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (ImQ9z)

238 Who let the Sturmfront trash in?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (/LaKe)

239
Olympic weightlifting is fcking stupid, anyway.

Those "Strong Man" competitions are the real deal for Strength.

Pulling a loaded 18-wheeler with your teeth?
Carrying boulders and hoisting them on a pedestal?
That's Strength.

Flipping a barbell in the air and then jumping underneath it is just stupid circus-act technique.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 05:59 PM (aXOt3)

240 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (6FeV1)

He was in the room with a Bible-15 years ago when his niece was confirmed. He also attended once when a relative died and they had the funeral at a church, but he tried to avert his gaze because he very idea of a Bible sickened him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (k39e/)

241 tesiticle stories this early?
fine. I was at Meps, preparing to go to Benning. They didn't give a damn about privacy back then. So there were probably 20 of us on the same room getting checked for this and that, but mostly this.
The doctor says to this poor guy "you know you only have one testicle?" The guy said he didn't know. I don't know if he got in or not, but that was kind of weird.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (gJfTA)

242 >Here's the thing about the gay NFL player. His team already knew he was gay. It's not something you can hide very well.


boners in the post-game showers are a tell

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (iTXRQ)

243 246 I might be wrong but Schumer strikes me as an absolutely worthless piece of shit.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Not wrong. As a piece of shit, he's pretty impressive

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (lIDCz)

244 That Laurel Hubbard story can't be real. I cannot find any mention of it . Ace just screwing with us.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (sd8p8)

245 So, just imagine all the white troops in the military, who for some unfathonable reason, find out their PII has been "hacked".

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Vi7PN)

246 Holy shit, where do they dig up all these dingdongs?

Is there some dingdong mother lode in New England somewhere? Just caterpillar off-highway trucks full to the brim, all forwarding legions of furious dingdongs out of the dingdong quarry onto road trucks for distribution?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

247 G-G-G groin injureee
Posted by: wth


I still laugh thinking of that episode.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (+S23Q)

248 Look, every testicle injury is a tragedy but the whole "female weightlifter injures testicle" is just the language of insanity or parody

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

249 Pro-aborts should read Luke 1, where 2nd trimester John the Baptist reacts to being in the presence of 1st trimester Jesus. The Left -- including the "Christian" Left -- insist that it would have been moral to kill either of them up to their 1st breath. Because love and compassion.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (9cfgd)

250 Oh, it says Babylonbee in little tiny print at the bottom.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p8)

251 Go ask the NYT fact checkers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ImQ9z)

Why, they know nothing about balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 05:54 PM (IHyjr)


Context: The NYT is being sued by Babylon Bee for defamation because of claims made by their "fact checkers" .

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:02 PM (ImQ9z)

252 SMH

Gaylord already let us get hacked, what's one mare hacking? Except there is a whole crop of newbies that have to go through it. Sadly no one wants to steal Reality Winters identity or Bradley Manning's.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:02 PM (/LaKe)

253 Does Joy Behar have any comedy albums or movie roles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

254 lol

Some folks are gonna be shocked where they end up in eternity.

Lying trolls hit especially hard.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (Vi7PN)

255 He was in the room with a Bible-15 years ago when his niece was confirmed. He also attended once when a relative died and they had the funeral at a church, but he tried to avert his gaze because he very idea of a Bible sickened him
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (k39e/)

Oh, i was talking about the dipnozzle troll here, sorry!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (6FeV1)

256 So, just imagine all the white troops in the military, who for some unfathonable reason, find out their PII has been "hacked".
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Vi7PN)

Well you'd need someone in the Military, sitting at the right desk, with the right data base system, who has access to everyone's PII..COugh Cough Cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (IHyjr)

257 Who let the Sturmfront trash in?

They keep sneaking in and hoping for a "hell yeah" to their infantile trash. Instead they get trash thrown at them or ignored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

258 I still wonder what the deal was with that Nashville explosion they knocked out communications.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (7PXIm)

259 I might be wrong but Schumer strikes me as an absolutely worthless piece of shit.

==

You might be onto something.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (O+I8R)

260 I saw a video of a guy towing a car with his penis. That my friends is strong, also crazy, strongly crazy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

261 Obligatory....

https://tinyurl.com/8fz7y5tk

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (arJlL)

262 Donna - The "For the People" voting law bullshit is dead. It didn't move to the floor. It needs 60 votes to end cloture and the GOP held united with 50 votes against it.

The only way it moves is if the filibuster is removed, but the fact that they held the vote in the first place means they have given up on getting Manchin and Senema to vote to end the filibuster.

Schumer's lecture about "Trump's election theft delusion" was a sop to the left trying to save face over the fact that they couldn't pass the bill.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (5p7BC)

263
Oh, i was talking about the dipnozzle troll here, sorry!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (6FeV1)

I knew what you meant. I was running with it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (k39e/)

264 >>>tesiticle stories this early?
Guy once told the tale of a guy who got one twisted, internally, to the point of major distress and inflammation.


Other story is re: the phenomenon of teabagging one's defeated foe in video games. No big deal. But then you get girl video game streamers doing it, and it just cracks me up.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

265 Is there some dingdong mother lode in New England somewhere? Just caterpillar off-highway trucks full to the brim, all forwarding legions of furious dingdongs out of the dingdong quarry onto road trucks for distribution?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)


Based on information obtained here, the epicenter may be near Brattleboro, VT.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2021 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

266 your heart is a turd and pumps fart juice through your veins. also you're going to hell. the douchebag ring.

Just rising to the level of the discourse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2021 06:04 PM (Zhwz2)

267 Purple hair girl in the hoodie with the . article is cute, whoever they used for a model.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

268 I know I am going to heaven, as my heart is good. I am just trying to help you all so you dont' suffer forever in the warm place.
Posted by: TheTruth at June 22, 2021 06:02 PM (+qIhf)


Funny, "I am going to heaven as my heart is good" is not found anywhere in the Bible.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:04 PM (ImQ9z)

269 > This is like Middle School level anti- Christianity... pretty laughable...

One of my favorite idiot talking point is when they say, "Jesus called the mustard seed the smallest seed. It's not the smallest. Jesus was wrong, therefore he's not perfect."

First of all, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Other people did. The Gospel to be written soonest after Jesus' death was still three decades after the fact. Scholars don't believe any were written by eyewitnesses. Given that, it's possible Jesus phrased His statement more carefully. Eg the mustard seed is the smallest known seed or a very small seed.

Additionally, who known what IS the smallest seed. Maybe it's not discovered yet. Maybe it's already extinct. Would these people be happier if Jesus named the real one, only nobody knew what the hell He was talking about? Do you think that might have detracted from the lesson?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (YYlyE)

270 Gaylord already let us get hacked, what's one mare hacking? Except there is a whole crop of newbies that have to go through it. Sadly no one wants to steal Reality Winters identity or Bradley Manning's.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___

I don't believe we were hacked.

Our info, our PII, was handed over to the CCP by our own govt.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Vi7PN)

271 My Mother always told me that if I kept picking up very heavy objects, I would strain my milk. No way female and testicles ever went in the same sentence

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:06 PM (qWWAV)

272 Ha! Gotcha, Fen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:06 PM (6FeV1)

273 Jesus was not a botanist. But He could hit a curveball like nobody's business.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:06 PM (iTXRQ)

274 > Funny, "I am going to heaven as my heart is good" is not found anywhere in the Bible.

In fact, Jesus said that even some people who are able to do wonders in His name won't make it.

https://bit.ly/3qqf77J

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (YYlyE)

275 Christopher Taylor, maybe that Japanese rescue team might be willing to give up their new practice dummy so the trash can have a grrlfiend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (/LaKe)

276 Look, every testicle injury is a tragedy
.......

what we need is comprehensive men's health care, maybe at Planned Parenthood.
For the testicles.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

277 Brave Search is now in BETA and you can use it for searching. On Brave if your browser is updated, you can select it for all your browser searches. Otherwise:

search.brave.com

It is supposed to an anonymized private search that is neutral in ranking search results. It uses independent databases, unlike duckduckgo.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (FZS4E)

278 My Mother always told me that if I kept picking up very heavy objects, I would strain my milk. No way female and testicles ever went in the same sentence
Posted by: B




In fairness wouldn't that be the same as homogenized?

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (uL1yT)

279 Our info, our PII, was handed over to the CCP by our own govt.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Vi7PN)

Diversity hire, Arculeta, hired a company linked to the Chinese manage the OPM database.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (KnJdm)

280 Afghanistan. It's a miserable pile of rocks peopled by primitive goat-shagging savages.
Posted by: DB

You could write for Fodor's.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (AqD/D)

281 Well you'd need someone in the Military, sitting at
the right desk, with the right data base system, who has access to
everyone's PII..COugh Cough Cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:03 PM (IHyjr)

I go so far back, everything was about mail. Even the idea of email or tech was not imaginable. I was on OD duty, or whatever they called it one night. I threw a letter into a mail box that was not active, it is was just an old feature of that room. The person I sent it to got it about a year later. Some nice guy must have found the letter and sent it on.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (gJfTA)

282 Jesus was not a botanist. But He could hit a curveball like nobody's business.


That puts him way ahead of Jaboo and the Buddha.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

283
new vid by JP

it's about "woke" victoria secret, and you see a half-nood JP...in lingerie.

you've been warned

https://youtu.be/9ZJp7eL79ic

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (aXOt3)

284 The Twatters are dejected, DEJECTED by the lack of success on the voting fraud act.

It's hilarious to witness.

Posted by: Marybeth at June 22, 2021 06:08 PM (4pK1/)

285 Diversity hire, Arculeta, hired a company linked to the Chinese manage the OPM database.
Posted by: flounder
___

As I said, we weren't hacked.

The US Govt betrayed the troops by handing them over to the CCP.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:08 PM (Vi7PN)

286 I have nothing but loathing for this govt.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (Vi7PN)

287 That Laurel is hot. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (W4eKo)

288 That Laurel Hubbard story can't be real. I cannot find any mention of it . Ace just screwing with us.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

https://is.gd/MG8ZtB

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (zqz6q)

289 what we need is comprehensive men's health care, maybe at Planned Parenthood.
For the testicles.
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
-------------------

I don't know why, but I just started laughing at the idea of a tranny going into Planned Parenthood and demanding an "abortion."

If it does happen, I want video!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (2SdPm)

290 Do you really want PP to use their mammogram machines on your privates?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (/LaKe)

291 This is a finely curated collection of content, ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

292 I had to MURDER people to get attention...

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (flINI)

293 Y5, I have no idea what the hell she meant but , Mom.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:10 PM (qWWAV)

294 And then the government of Gaylord screwed up trying to fix the clutterbuck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:10 PM (/LaKe)

295 Do you really want PP to use their mammogram machines on your privates?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM


I doubt they'd appreciate being smushed up against the glass like that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 06:10 PM (DMUuz)

296 Gaylord didn't try to fix shit.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:11 PM (Vi7PN)

297 Y5, I have no idea what the hell she meant but , Mom.
Posted by: B




Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:11 PM (uL1yT)

298 https://is.gd/MG8ZtB

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (zqz6q)

Elbow injury. Ace was fucking with us.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:11 PM (KnJdm)

299 I don't believe we were hacked.

Our info, our PII, was handed over to the CCP by our own govt.
Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Vi7PN)

I also believe this and this is why I completely dropped out of the system and just circular filed an updated sf-86 at first op.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 22, 2021 06:11 PM (weGKL)

300 Does Joy Behar have any comedy albums or movie roles?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

I have asked this before. I don't know where she came from. To me she was an insta celeb on that show for some unknown reason. She was actually funny there in the first video. Then she apologized and all became right. These leftists are scary, and they are terribly scared of their own kind.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:11 PM (gJfTA)

301 Obie administration outsourced OPM database management to a foreign Chinese cutout corporation. Might be the most serious intelligence failure of all time, in some ways. Nary a peep in the press nor anybody else. I think they hauled in some club 85 bitch and yelled at her for an hour or two and that was it.

The database management included access to what's called "root", meaning they could modify it to the extent by adding stuff, as I understand it.

So not only was every .gov employee (including military) personnel file handed over to the Chicoms, to include fingerprints, and national security agency info, next of kin names and address, they also can create personnel files that pass the closest scrutiny, even though they are fraudulent.

Spies, in short. As in "check this guy out" - everything looks good! Lived here 40 years, blah blah blah.

People have absolutely no idea how wicked these motherfuckers are. Although it won't be too long before they figure it out one way or another.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2021 06:12 PM (ezX5B)

302 Do you really want PP to use their mammogram machines on your privates?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:09 PM (/LaKe)

You asking a bunch of married guys if they want some action?

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:12 PM (KnJdm)

303

The President of the Philippine, the Lunatic Duterte, said of vaccine refusers, I will arrest you and inject it into your butt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:12 PM (Mzdiz)

304 Afghanistan. It's a miserable pile of rocks peopled by primitive goat-shagging savages.
Posted by: DB

You could write for Fodor's.


What are your rates?

Posted by: Portland Ad Council at June 22, 2021 06:13 PM (WtXZN)

305 "Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him" - Proverbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:13 PM (/LaKe)

306 Christopher Taylor, maybe that Japanese rescue team might be willing to give up their new practice dummy so the trash can have a grrlfiend.

I dunno, I bet she's got a name and everything now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

307 Lol, I've learned that Jews are Leftists and I hate blacks because of the bible or something. I've been doing *everything* wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (Zhwz2)

308 "Look it up!"

Ah, the go to for the terminally baseless, buttcrack sniffer...

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (8iyB1)

309 I'm sitting here laughing at the troll.

Evidently, the whip of cords story has escaped its notice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (2SdPm)

310 Do you really want PP to use their mammogram machines on your privates?


No, but I wouldn't mind if a nurse gave me a Buddy Check.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (7PXIm)

311 Do you really want PP to use their mammogram machines on your privates?

I've seen how those crushing machines work, I cannot believe you ladies put up with it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

312 309 "Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him" - Proverbs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:13 PM (/LaKe)

To be fair: Pride is a sin. False humility is a sin.

There are times one cannot win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (csEWM)

313 I think Behar was a stand up comedian before, I could be wrong. Seems I saw that somewhere.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (nxdel)

314 The President of the Philippine, the Lunatic Duterte, said of vaccine refusers, I will arrest you and inject it into your butt.

Excellent. Get that overpopulation under control.

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (W4eKo)

315 Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but the Randolph, NJ school board reversed its decision on not naming holidays, and reinstituted all, including Columbus Day.

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (kUGet)

316 The Twatters are dejected, DEJECTED by the lack of success on the voting fraud act.

It's hilarious to witness.
Posted by: Marybeth
--------------
They know they needed it to win.

They know they lost the last election.

They are afraid of voter payback for what was done.

IMO, they are right to be afraid.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (5p7BC)

317 I dunno, I bet she's got a name and everything now

Her name is Yumiko and her wardrobe set the guys back at least two months salary. They are still debating if getting her a phone is too much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (/LaKe)

318 We haven't left Korea for 71 years.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:16 PM (2DOZq)

319 , I will arrest you and inject it into your butt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:12 PM (Mzdiz)

Oh my!

Posted by: George and Shep at June 22, 2021 06:16 PM (/6GbT)

320 A Gay NFL player, you say?

I'm waiting to see his multimillion dollar endorsement contract for Croc's Cleats. And the designer messenger bag for bringing plays from the coach to the huddle.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2021 06:16 PM (QzJWU)

321 Nope AZ, that is an old story. Notice Commonwealth Games, not Olympics.
At the very top of the photo above, it says in very small print Babylonbee.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2021 06:16 PM (sd8p8)

322 YD, you just keep right on doing what you are doing and give Vanessa a hug and a head noogie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:16 PM (qWWAV)

323 Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but the Randolph, NJ school board reversed its decision on not naming holidays, and reinstituted all, including Columbus Day.
Posted by: Tofer732
------
Thanks, I hadn't seen that. Good.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (5p7BC)

324 Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but the Randolph, NJ school board reversed its decision on not naming holidays, and reinstituted all, including Columbus Day.
Posted by: Tofer732

GOOD !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (arJlL)

325 *snort*

https://bit.ly/3qjUwC2

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

326 To be fair: Pride is a sin. False humility is a sin.

There are times one cannot win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:14 PM (csEW

False being the key word.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

327 mammogram of my testicles? I knew PP was all fucked up but's a bit too far off. Up here nurse... the moobs, alright?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

328 There was a great disturbance in the Wine Mom Force on Twitter earlier today, some liberal sites were reporting that the gay NFL player is a Republican and may have voted for Orange Man Bad.

They can't reconcile that with being stunning and brave.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (6XLoz)

329 "Our info, our PII, was handed over to the CCP by our own govt."

We were low bidder!!!

Posted by: ccp at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (aAP3z)

330 still wonder what the deal was with that Nashville explosion they knocked out communications.

USS Bonhomme Richard, burnt to a crisp and totaled in SD. harbor. A week later they said some blurb about a sailor being questioned under suspicion, arson. Then, not a fucking thing since. Complete radio silence.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (ezX5B)

331 Callback to an earlier comment in which I described my loathing for "bioethicists," here's bioethicist S. Matthew Liao happily discussing the possibility of engineering humans to be "allergic" to eating meat and also making them smaller.

https://bit.ly/3d4JwTF

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (YYlyE)

332 kea Juneteenth menu with watermelon, fried chicken sparks outrage

LOL

But hey I wish they had invited me...that sounds right up muy alley

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (IHyjr)

333 False being the key word.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (csEWM)

334 Aetius, in Islam even if you have lived the most perfect life by following the tenets of Islam when you die Allah can still say "Nah bro Shaitan for you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (/LaKe)

335 Re: the gay player in a league I haven't watched in five years.

Get a load of Roger Goodell's statement, "We share his hope that someday soon statements like his will no longer be newsworthy."

Here's a hint Commissioner Douche: It ain't newsworthy NOW.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (jWe5r)

336 Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but the Randolph, NJ school board reversed its decision on not naming holidays, and reinstituted all, including Columbus Day.

--

I hope it's another confirmation that people are starting to really push back against these out-of-control school boards.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (O+I8R)

337 "I've seen how those crushing machines work, I cannot believe you ladies put up with it"

A choice between 2 "c" words. Crushing vs cancer.

I'll take crushing. Seriously, it ain't all that bad.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (gLRfa)

338 Leftists caved in? Well will wonders ever cease?

Na, they will try again soon enough.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (Cxk7w)

339 Jesus's main message is love. I am just following his intent.
Posted by: TheTruth at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (eQ8Gc)


That is debatable, but let me ask you this? If the main message is "love", can you define love?

A person can love their spouse, love their dog, love their sibling, and love pizza - but is that all the same love?

So what definition of love are you "following" ?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (ImQ9z)

340 I think Behar was a stand up comedian before, I could be wrong. Seems I saw that somewhere.
Posted by: Jewells45

Yep; pretty funny, too !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (arJlL)

341 Apologies if it was mentioned earlier, but the Randolph, NJ school board reversed its decision on not naming holidays, and reinstituted all, including Columbus Day.
Posted by: Tofer732

GOOD !
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (arJlL)

But one member of the board still called the protesting parents right wing bigots and none of the school board fucks resigned

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (IHyjr)

342 Tranny weight lifter gives his left nut for Olympic bid.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (qWWAV)

343 think Behar was a stand up comedian before, I could be wrong. Seems I saw that somewhere.



Not so much standing as

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (uL1yT)

344 Watching someone trying to reason with a troll is somewhat amusing.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (Vi7PN)

345 Ikea Juneteenth menu with watermelon, fried chicken sparks outrage

This was in Atlanta, home of the rap group OutKast, who had a hit record called "Watermelon, Chicken, and Grits". So it's extra funny that anyone's claiming to be offended.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (6XLoz)

346 > USS Bonhomme Richard, burnt to a crisp and totaled in SD. harbor. A week later they said some blurb about a sailor being questioned under suspicion, arson. Then, not a fucking thing since. Complete radio silence.

I didn't do it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (YYlyE)

347 Is fried chicken kosher?

Eggs, flour. Butter? A little milk?

I guess you could make it kosher. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:20 PM (csEWM)

348 FOR SALE: body parts and our new special: TESTICLES

Posted by: PP at June 22, 2021 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

349 So what definition of love are you "following" ?

.....

Apparently the one where it loves killing babies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2021 06:21 PM (7PXIm)

350 > Jesus's main message is love.

Know how I can tell you've never read the Bible?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:21 PM (YYlyE)

351 here's bioethicist S. Matthew Liao happily discussing the possibility of engineering humans to be "allergic" to eating meat and also making them smaller.

https://bit.ly/3d4JwTF
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:18 PM (YYlyE)



Or we could just breed more Japanese.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

352 They know they needed it to win.



They know they lost the last election.



They are afraid of voter payback for what was done.



IMO, they are right to be afraid.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:15 PM (5p7BC)
THIS.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (VwHCD)

353 First God made idiots. That was for practice.
Then He made school boards.

Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (UbD03)

354 Chinese fortune cookie I got in the past month: "The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get."

I guess its a really meta-physical Chinese restaurant

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (/LaKe)

355 Get a load of Roger Goodell's statement, "We share his hope that someday soon statements like his will no longer be newsworthy."
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Seriously. I saw it and thought "So?"

I'd assumed the NFL was probably 5% "out" by now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (5p7BC)

356 Do some of y'all fancy yourselves as 'troll-whisperers' or something?

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Vi7PN)

357 > Tranny weight lifter gives his left nut for Olympic bid.

I gave my right nut to cancer. Didn't have much choice.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (YYlyE)

358 Re: the gay player in a league I haven't watched in five years.

Were any of his teammates surprised?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (cSyAR)

359 I think Behar was a stand up comedian before, I could be wrong. Seems I saw that somewhere.
Posted by: Jewells45

Yep; pretty funny, too !
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (arJlL)



Seriously?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (GKopu)

360
Just saw this. Blackrock cut some $6B deal which gives them 17,000 more houses.

The Oligarchs want to own everything. You will rent from them, serf.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Mzdiz)

361 Just to show you how far gone NJ is, Randolph (and Morris County) used to be the Republican stronghold of the entire state.

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (kUGet)

362 dditionally, who known what IS the smallest seed.
Maybe it's not discovered yet. Maybe it's already extinct. Would these
people be happier if Jesus named the real one, only nobody knew what
the hell He was talking about? Do you think that might have detracted
from the lesson?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (YYlyE)

don't worry about it. I don't know what a mustard seed looks like, but I promise you a tobacco seed is about as small as they come. But guess what, they didn't discover tobacco until Colombus. Jesus was speaking to the people in His world. It is funny how many non believers and Christian Believers don't seem to grasp this. Much of what Jesus said, the words written in red, have to be understood through context. These words were not dropped from the sky, they have context, based on a particular place at a particular time.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (gJfTA)

363 When I listened to Schumer's vote corruption forever failure speech I was like everything he says is exactly the opposite of the truth. No shock there, this has been the Maoist-Marxist party schtick for the last 6 years (well, more like 50 years, but let's not quibble). All this example did was make the same point again that everything coming out their mouths is pure propaganda.

Schumer was so ginned up with phony anger that you could see the moment his testical attempted suicide when his face puckered up.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (ESLBo)

364 Get a load of Roger Goodell's statement, "We share his hope that someday soon statements like his will no longer be newsworthy."

Here's a hint Commissioner Douche: It ain't newsworthy NOW.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 22, 2021 06:19 PM (jWe5r)



The love that won't shut the fuck up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

365 > Or we could just breed more Japanese.

You guys will have to do it. I'm married.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (YYlyE)

366 @316

Trump might have to get north of 100 million votes to overcome the margin of fraud.


He just might get them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2021 06:23 PM (Siz82)

367 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (Mzdiz)

Oh. Just wait.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (IYHxL)

368 Pro Tip: If your PP nurse is named "Skipper" and asks to see your "little buddy", you might want to reconsider.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

369 358 Re: the gay player in a league I haven't watched in five years.

Were any of his teammates surprised?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM (cSyAR)


Yes. Yes, we were very surprised. Very.

Posted by: Carl Nassib at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

370 Chinese fortune cookie I got in the past month: "The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get."

I guess its a really meta-physical Chinese restaurant
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Cartwright !"

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (arJlL)

371 The Japanese are having trouble breeding as it is...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (/LaKe)

372 > Jesus's main message is love.

Know how I can tell you've never read the Bible?

--

I'm not nearly as versed in the Bible as many of the Horde are, not by a long shot, but even I know that's not Jesus's main message.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (O+I8R)

373 none of the school board fucks resigned
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Makes it that much sweeter when they are all voted out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (5p7BC)

374 325 *snort*

https://bit.ly/3qjUwC2
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

Perfection.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (6FeV1)

375 Like the left gives a shit about margins of fraud.

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (Vi7PN)

376
If Kentucky Fried Chicken could figure how to freeze their fried chicken, they'd make billions.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:24 PM (aXOt3)

377 The NFL should represent the general population. 50% black, 50% white, 50% latino, 50% female, 50% gay, 50% transgender.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (psJgU)

378 There are times one cannot win.

We can't ever win... on our own. But Christ died for that, too.

And if its racist to like to eat fried chicken and watermelon then fit me with the sheet. For God's sake southern food is just good food.

Except for chitterlings. No chitterlings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

379 I love the Bee's Gay NFL headline. They went there and it was awesome.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (2DOZq)

380 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)

381 Someone on the thread below said the vote was 50/50. Waiting for confirmation.
There's a story at Insty's about Kamala having to break a tie vote. I can't recall over what.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

382 Jesus's main message is love.

I didn't know Joel Osteen posted here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:26 PM (psJgU)

383 Our great gov Ronny D with the FL legislature is kicking some libtard/leftist butt in the Sunshine State.

You get the idea he's having a good time with it too.

Posted by: Marybeth at June 22, 2021 06:26 PM (4pK1/)

384 377 The NFL should represent the general population. 50% black, 50% white, 50% latino, 50% female, 50% gay, 50% transgender.

----

Will Rodgers couldn't have summed this us any better.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2021 06:26 PM (ESLBo)

385 Additionally, who known what IS the smallest seed.
Maybe it's not discovered yet. Maybe it's already extinct. Would these
people be happier if Jesus named the real one, only nobody knew what
the hell He was talking about? Do you think that might have detracted
from the lesson?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:05 PM (YYlyE)


Guess what. The Bible wasn't written in English.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (AiZBA)

386 publius, Nix, homestead is paid for and all my neighbor are land barons. You couldn't buy a piece of land on my road with a kings. ransom.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (qWWAV)

387 Schumer had a radio spot where he was blistering the GOP (what else is new?) so I interpreted that as good news.

Posted by: down is up at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (aAP3z)

388 "I will arrest you and inject it into your butt."

I'll take "Shit Gaylord Said" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (AqD/D)

389
Again, these corporations wouldn't be gobbling up houses unless they had Inside Info from the Shits in Congress of what's coming.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (aXOt3)

390 My favorite thing ever was when my husband's work celebrated Black History Month by having a taco bar.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (GKopu)

391 The carrot seed is rather minuscule, but it never aborted its offspring.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (8iyB1)

392 Popeyes stopped offering dirty rice ( Cajun rice) and corn on the cob. Also no onion rings. The chicken and mash potatoes still bring me back though.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

393 On Tuesday, Vice President Kamala Harris broke a tie in the Senate to advance the nomination of Kiran Ahuja, President Joe Biden's nominee to lead the Office of Personnel Management (OPM). Ahuja has troubling ties to Marxist critical race theory (CRT).

https://tinyurl.com/uktb4pjy

Posted by: SMH at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (Vi7PN)

394 Get a load of Roger Goodell's statement, "We share his hope that someday soon statements like his will no longer be newsworthy."

It's not news worthy now you fuck. And go fuck yourself or let that gay fuck do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (IHyjr)

395 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)

Believe in Me, I am your Savior.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (gJfTA)

396 Seriously?
Posted by: Jordan61,

Honest Injun !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (arJlL)

397 > think Behar was a stand up comedian before, I could be wrong. Seems I saw that somewhere.


her wiki bio says she was a schoolteacher in Lawn Guylon at one time

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (iTXRQ)

398 Trump might have to get north of 100 million votes to overcome the margin of fraud.


He just might get them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-------------
naw, he just needs to clear 3,655,568 votes (total population of Milwaukee, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and Atlanta combined)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:28 PM (5p7BC)

399
And, and if you scratch the surface, you'll find dozens of members of Congress heavily invested in (and connected to) these firms buying up homes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:29 PM (aXOt3)

400 > Guess what. The Bible wasn't written in English.

No kidding?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:29 PM (YYlyE)

401 Except for chitterlings. No chitterlings
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM



Also known as "Booty Noodles".

Posted by: Bert G at June 22, 2021 06:29 PM (ghj8j)

402 Again, these corporations wouldn't be gobbling up houses unless they had Inside Info from the Shits in Congress of what's coming.
Posted by:


Never ever underestimate the stupidity of big investors

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:29 PM (uL1yT)

403 Frankly, I am horrified by the NFL combine. These guys are paraded out and judged by physical feats. The NFL draft should be a lottery where anyone interested puts their name in a hat for a team, and the roster is drawn by random chance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (psJgU)

404 >What is Jesus main message?
Posted by: Braenyard


never get out of the boat?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (iTXRQ)

405 Much of what Jesus said, the words written in red, have to be understood through context. These words were not dropped from the sky, they have context, based on a particular place at a particular time.

Jesus primarily spoke Aramaic, the gospels were written decades later, from memory (and Spiritual influence) by Aramaic and Hebrew speakers writing in Koine Greek to people in the Aegean Sea region and beyond. Later these words word translated into the Latin vulgate, recopied and translated many times into many languages by many people over the centuries.

Remember this when considering how readable Beowolf in the Original is.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (ImQ9z)

406 377 The NFL should represent the general population. 50% black, 50% white, 50% latino, 50% female, 50% gay, 50% transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (psJgU)

and 50% Labrador Retriever

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Wm5SB)

407 The guy that went first will make a ton, promise me. The guy that goes second will barely register. The timing was right. The nation was right, and buttered up for 21 days. To be honest, I don't think someone could have picked a better day and time to come out with this. I am just being honest here. I expect this guy to get very famous very soon.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (gJfTA)

408 I just looked at what the new brave search returns for aoshq and it returns ace's twitter then the hq. So good.

But it also has an aoshq pintrest profile. ?? Interesting, so I took a look. Guess what is the one and the only picture available in the aoshq pintrest profile?

Posted by: London Boys at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (FZS4E)

409 Love is Love! We're all in the back hole together! Stay safe. *hic*

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (W4eKo)

410 When too big to fail fails... a financial Schwarchild radii is reached

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (/LaKe)

411 "Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a content creation engine for Fox talk shows. "

Other times you dream your a baked potato slathered in bacon and sour cream. Then you wake up, look in the mirror and realize you're just a fat, bulbous, bald, flaccid, no-talent douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (dhhKu)

412 Sigh. Gnome sock fail.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (W4eKo)

413 #393 Thanks, SMH.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (UHVv4)

414 favorite thing ever was when my husband's work celebrated Black History Month by having a taco bar.
Posted by: Jorda




Does everything here have to be about sex

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (uL1yT)

415 "
never get out of the boat?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (iTXRQ) "


not unless you're ready to go all the way ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (wHoql)

416 377 The NFL should represent the general population. 50% black, 50% white, 50% latino, 50% female, 50% gay, 50% transgender.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (psJgU)
--------------

To the freight car, you forgot the Asians.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (jg5Rp)

417 Again, these corporations wouldn't be gobbling up houses unless they had Inside Info from the Shits in Congress of what's coming.

There are plenty of REITs you can invest in if this greatly concerns you.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (ImQ9z)

418 Here's a biblical debate. Was Jesus being literal when he said it was more difficult for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than.....or does eye of a needle refer to the arched gate to enter into a city?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (2DOZq)

419 The Oligarchs want to own everything. You will rent from them, serf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM


* basso profundo *

"I owe my soul to the company store."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (DMUuz)

420 I expect this guy to get very famous very soon.


Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (gJfTA)

Ben Gay should sign him up.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (KnJdm)

421 What is Jesus main message?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)
........

Yard by yard, life is hard. Inch by inch, it's a cinch?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

422 Jesus was a baseball player..He played for "The House of David" Team

Good field, weak hit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (IHyjr)

423 Upside of Bonhomme Richard fire.
Zero fatalities.

But like the previous at sea collisions it was a failure of watchstanding.

Should have had a few teams transversing the ship's spaces several times a night.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (UbD03)

424 Again, these corporations wouldn't be gobbling up houses unless they had Inside Info from the Shits in Congress of what's coming.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (aXOt3)


That presupposes that they know what they're doing. The subprime mortgage fiasco strongly argues that they do not, as does the existence of so many "woke" corporations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

425 And of course it does matter for the point of the lesson he was teaching .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (2DOZq)

426 I see that Republicans, a minority in the Senate, have blocked the Voting Left Bill, 50-50.

How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (JioHo)

427 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)

Eat more ovaltine.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:33 PM (KnJdm)

428 Love is Love! We're all in the back hole together! Stay safe. *hic*

Another delusion popularized by the rainbow phylacteries decorating the yards of the miserable virtue signalers.

In this case one of the "Love" words should be spelled "Lust".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:33 PM (ImQ9z)

429 > What is Jesus main message?

It'd be hard to pin down just one thing. In Matthew 22:36-40 a scholar asked Jesus what the greatest commandment was and Jesus affirmed it was to love God.

In James 1:27 we learn that pure religion is service to others and keeping oneself unspotted from the world.

If I had to sum up, that's what I'd say.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

430
Elbow injury. Ace was fucking with us.
Posted by: flounder

Damn... I feel like a hooked fish...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (zqz6q)

431 That presupposes that they know what they're doing. The subprime mortgage fiasco strongly argues that they do not, as does the existence of so many "woke" corporations.
Posted by: D




What he said

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (uL1yT)

432 Jesus wore a pink bunny onesie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (/LaKe)

433 427 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)

Don't have friends name Judas?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (ESLBo)

434 How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (JioHo)



can't. need 60 votes to break the fillibuster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (IHyjr)

435 How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.
Posted by: t-bird
--------------
Needs 60 to break cloture.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (5p7BC)

436 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)


Repent and Believe.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (ImQ9z)

437 Should have had a few teams transversing the ship's spaces several times a night.

Morale must have been low. A good drag show would have fixed that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (W4eKo)

438 Meh, tater was just following one of the core principles of the liar and con man: accuse your foe of doing what you are.

What is Jesus main message?

1) Glorify God
2) Repent and believe
3) Love your neighbor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

439 g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (wHoql)

440 421 What is Jesus main message?
Posted by: Braenyard


Save the good wine for later?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (dQOwJ)

441 Based on the comments here, I'm pretty sure I'll have some company in purgatory.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (dhhKu)

442 Does everything here have to be about sex
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (uL1yT)

Ummmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

443 What is Jesus main message?

Posted by: Braenyard

The Bird IS the Word.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (KnJdm)

444 >>> How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (JioHo)


It's going to be just like ocare which had fits and stops but was eventually rammed through. Even ocare had more initial resistance than 50-50. Rs aren't even trying. I see no way this doesn't pass now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (FZS4E)

445 never get out of the boat?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:30 PM (iTXRQ) "

or maybe get a bigger one?

Posted by: Martin Brody at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

446 I give birth every morning. Then, I drown my progeny in fragrant blue water.

Posted by: Ty-D-Bol Birthing Person at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (stW/m)

447 I see that Republicans, a minority in the Senate, have blocked the Voting Left Bill, 50-50.

How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.


I have a theory that Pelosi/Schumer want it to be close but not to pass. They have a great grift going and they don't want to enable their idiot voters to replace them all with people like AOC that are too dumb to run a grift.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (6XLoz)

448
Other times you dream your a baked potato
slathered in bacon and sour cream. Then you wake up, look in the mirror
and realize you're just a fat, bulbous, bald, flaccid, no-talent
douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 06:31 PM (dhhKu)
+++The thing is, he never realizes it.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (pmLp6)

449 If fried chicken is racist, what about chicken fried steak?

I know heaven has amazing chicken fried steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (csEWM)

450 Whatever happened to white Hispanics?
I miss them.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (UbD03)

451 Needs 60 to break cloture.


50 for and 50 against isn't really blocking is the point, I think. One might equally say that Democrats attempted to force the bill through.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

452


noood


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (aXOt3)

453 also, Republicans pounce on evenly split Senate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

454 The message of the Bible is redemption through honest repentance, baptism for the remission of sins and the continuous act of charity, which is the pure love of Christ.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 22, 2021 06:36 PM (8iyB1)

455  "Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a content creation engine for Fox talk shows."

I guess I unfairly judged that bitch-lipped man-tit when I thought his only ratings came from the airport Captive-audience Ninny Network. The ratings also include poor schlub Fox News research interns. Which means BLMT has even lower ratings among non-captive people.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (AqD/D)

456 Save the good wine for later?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 06:35 PM (dQOwJ)

Why? You can always make more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (csEWM)

457 Was Jesus being literal when he said it was more difficult for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than

Yes. But the part people miss is that he later pointed out that NO ONE enters the Kingdom of heaven... without God helping them. Its not just Rich people who can't pull it off, its everyone.

But like a lot of times, richness was associated with godliness (how could they have gotten rich without God's blessing? They must be righteous as Job!) and Jesus wanted to break them of that delusion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

458 422 Jesus was a baseball player..He played for "The House of David" Team

Good field, weak hit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (IHyjr)

Their pitcher was a real giant killer, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (6FeV1)

459 The Oligarchs want to own everything. You will rent from them, serf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2021 06:22 PM

* basso profundo *

"I owe my soul to the company store."


This is reverting to the Norm of World History where the 99% build monuments to the 1%.

American Exceptionalism was about the elimination of castes and recognizing that all men were born equal and have unalienable Rights granted to them by The Creator.

When civilization rejects that, then it returns to the 99/1 Principle.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (ImQ9z)

460 Cafe is open in the nood.

Posted by: Bete at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (Ojki1)

461 426 I see that Republicans, a minority in the Senate, have blocked the Voting Left Bill, 50-50.

How is that 'blocking' when you don't have the tiebreaker? I'd say the Democrats ram it thru in a partisan vote of naked power.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM (JioHo)

Is that the final vote or the cloture vote? They didn't nuke the filibuster yet, did they?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (Wm5SB)

462 Mmm. Kinda hard to manufacture votes where there are only 100 senators and you need 60. There won't be any mail in votes or Dominion machines.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 06:37 PM (dhhKu)

463 Wasn't Big Potato Energy a Yes album?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (OssQ4)

464 What is Jesus main message?
---------
Never let your feet get tangled up in the rungs of a bar stool?

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (+ya+t)

465 > never get out of the boat?

Peter managed to walk on water for a couple of steps. I find it risible when people criticize him for faltering, as if they could take a single surefooted step onto the ocean.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (YYlyE)

466 >What is Jesus main message?


Be all you can be
Have a Coke and a smile
Come to where the flavor is!



I kid of course!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:38 PM (iTXRQ)

467 That presupposes that they know what they're doing. The subprime mortgage fiasco strongly argues that they do not, as does the existence of so many "woke" corporations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 06:32 PM


Once we get the right people in charge, it will work.

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (DMUuz)

468 once again I showcase my power to willow

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 22, 2021 06:40 PM (iTXRQ)

469 I find it risible when people criticize him for faltering, as if they could take a single surefooted step onto the ocean.

You can see how and why Jesus loved Peter, he was so rash and eager, always the first to blurt out something or try.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

470 Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 06:42 PM (psJgU)

471 271 My Mother always told me that if I kept picking up very heavy objects, I would strain my milk. No way female and testicles ever went in the same sentence
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2021 06:06 PM (qWWAV)

Whoa...that's a new one Ben.

Of course I come from a family of boys, so I suppose it wouldn't necessarily come up in conversation.

Posted by: Legal Disclaimer Dude at June 22, 2021 06:42 PM (BgMrQ)

472 Steve Bannon is on Tim Pool tonight. Should be good.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2021 06:52 PM (xPl2J)

473 Actually, the media has helped to spread the idea that the election was stolen from Trump (and Americans) by gleefully telling us how they stole it and taking a victory lap.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 06:57 PM (tcsxg)

474 Guess what. The Bible wasn't written in English.



Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 06:27 PM (AiZBA)

no shit Sherlock. IT wasn't written in French either.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 07:02 PM (gJfTA)

475 380 What is Jesus main message?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 06:25 PM (jg5Rp)


"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no one comes to Father but through Me."

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2021 07:04 PM (tcsxg)

476 381 andycanuck,
The tie breaking vote was for OPM chief who is a CRT freak.

The later 50-50 vote on HR1, the election bill, was to start debate. Under Senate rules, you have to have sixty (or be subject to the Byrd rule on reconciliation which generally excludes any law that does not have finances, taxes, expenditures, as its focus. Under my understanding of the Senate rules, election laws would not qualify under the Byrd rule. Thus, to change the rules in order to pass it, the Dems have to eliminate the filibuster via the nuclear option as happened in the 70's to pass the new rules, under Reid for judicial nominees to lower courts, and by McConnell extended to executive appointments and Supreme Court nominations.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 07:05 PM (pO7gM)

477 I'm so glad the area I live in is mostly sane. I just hope we can keep it that way.

Posted by: doug whiddon at June 22, 2021 07:35 PM (hP9mp)

478 Peter did take several steps on the water. Then he looked down, saw the waves and doubted. And Jesus had to save his sorry butt one more time.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (qyH+l)

479 Throw this in the face of every There's-a-difference-between-sex-and-gender moron out there.

The headline says "female". That's supposed to be a sex, not a gender.


How can I keep it straight when the advocates of this bullshit can't? I'm not the one who pretends to understand this crap.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 07:43 PM (XHhHI)

480 Peter did take several steps on the water. Then he looked down, saw the waves and doubted. And Jesus had to save his sorry butt one more time.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2021 07:38 PM (qyH+l)
---
He was a deflated Peter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2021 07:44 PM (XHhHI)

481 Maybe there should have been a paint-off in 1944...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Well, there *were* those Dazzle paint jobs on ships.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2021 01:05 AM (WZ5i4)

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