The Morning Rant

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OOPS

So this happened:



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Get a load of this response:



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"It's coming off as if they don't care." When I first read this, my jaw just dropped. Really?

This is a reminder that there are two types of progressives: the evil progressive and the naive progressive. What's the difference? Simply put, they're distinguished between those that don't believe their own bullshit and those who do. The former group are just fighting for power, and the latter group, comprised of wimpy soy boy schoolteachers, dumb high school students, stinky, dope-smoking hippies, little old ladies in tennis shoes, and Adlai Stevenson, are true-believers who earnestly believe in the good intentions of those who wish them dead. Of course, this dates back at least to the Cold War, where the naive progressives thought that the USSR actually wanted peace. Why? Because the USSR's thug dictators said they did, that's why. And if you can't trust a bunch of thug dictators sitting on a bloody mound of skulls of their own people, who can you trust?

Look, I said they were naive.

I would also point out that telling the difference between an evil leftist and a naive leftist can be extremely difficult.

The naive progressive has a hard time believing that everybody in the world is not like him. That is, he wants everyone to live in peace and lead happy, prosperous lives. This is such an unquestionably good thing that he (naively) believes that everyone else must believe it, too. I mean, why not? He (naively) has no idea of the Western values and Christian values that underly his thinking. He may, either consciously or unconsciously, not identify with either one, and therefore he will (naively) not understand how anyone else can be different. He will not see the brutality endemic in other cultures in other parts of the world not informed by the Western values and Christian values that he refuses to acknowledge, but nevertheless have been supporting him, making his life bearable, and his life prosperous and secure.

The Soviets had a fun time for decades, playing these saps. Oh, how they must've laughed! The peace movement! The nuclear freeze! Suckers! The Kremlin's only disappointment must've been when Walter Mondale was not elected president in 1984. They must have been salivating, thinking about that. What a complete boob. After all, the Soviets pretty much ran the whole anti-nuclear "peace" movement, especially the European franchise, from the Kremlin. Any "ban the bomb" signs you see in the old wire photos was printed by the KGB.

The commissars were also helped by the fact that we had an open society, but they controlled all of the information coming out of theirs. So they could tell the little old ladies in tennis shoes that their country was bad, see, look, it says so right there in your newspapers and TV news. But you never read such things in Pravda or Izvestia. And the little old ladies in tennis shoes would have to agree, the USSR doesn't have any poverty or crime or racism. If there were, it would be mentioned in their newspapers, right? The USSR must be doing a better job providing their people with peace and prosperity than our country does with us.

So the Soviets had hordes of ready-made stooges, eager to be misled.

Hence this guy: "you know, it really looks bad when you drop a spent booster in a civilian area. It makes you look bad. I don't want you to look bad. It makes you look like you don't care. But you do care, don't you? Don't you?" I can almost hear the desperate pleading in his voice.

My only question is: what size tennis shoes does he wear?




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Friday Who Dis: The film career of Gary Cooper stretched back into the silent era. In fact, he was romantically involved with Clara Bow, who helped him out by getting him a leading role in the movie Children of Divorce. He also had flings with Carole Lombard, Ingrid Bergman, Marlene Dietrich, Patricia Neal Grace Kelly, and others. But not with Sylvia Sidney, with him he made two films in the early 1930s, City Streets and Make Me a Star. Cooper passed at the age of 60 after a brief fight against very aggressive and fast-spreading cancer.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Sea Turtles:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:18 AM




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1 fistula

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2021 10:19 AM (F0YaR)

2 Helloooo, anyone here?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at June 21, 2021 10:19 AM (jJ8Ej)

3 Mmmm, chocolate turtles...

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 21, 2021 10:19 AM (HK8/E)

4 it's lonely and cold in space

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at June 21, 2021 10:20 AM (jJ8Ej)

5 I know James Franciscus, but I don't know her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:20 AM (/XOcP)

6 Male Who Dis is quite handsome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:20 AM (Ez6QX)

7 5 I know James Franciscus, but I don't know her!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:20 AM (/XOcP)


The fun part of today's who dis is the movie they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:22 AM (XtFrJ)

8
Slooooow load - FIRST ain't easy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2021 10:22 AM (lZ0Jc)

9 Hello

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 10:23 AM (ONvIw)

10 now we're rollin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2021 10:23 AM (sJHOI)

11 The traps 'toon made me think of the old Jim Norton comedy bit about the bear caught in the trap.

Imagine how embarassed the bear must be. Well, how did I not see that coming? Usually, when I'm gathering berries and honey I never find them just lying on the forest floor with a ring of steel around them. Oh look, berries all conveniently smeared with honey and lying here waiting for me. Usually I'm getting scratched up and stung by bees and shit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:23 AM (Bmy3R)

12 Monkey!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 21, 2021 10:24 AM (qIQLc)

13 James Franciscus and an unknown pretty lady

Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2021 10:24 AM (Ed8Zd)

14 That chocolate turtle looks too beautiful to eat.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:24 AM (Ez6QX)

15 OM NOM NOM

Posted by: Oroku Saki at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (l8gTz)

16 I know James Franciscus, but I don't know her!
I was gonna say Tony Franciosa, but I think you're correct. I can't keep my wops straight.

Posted by: pep at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (v16oJ)

17 Useful Idiots is a timeless accurate insult.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (2DOZq)

18 fistula

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (TKmok)

19 Willowed:

This isn't an indication of how good Davis is as an actor - and he's very, very good - but he's not from the UK, as his most famous roles (including Niles the Butler) would have you believe. He's from Arkansas.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 21, 2021 10:17 AM (mdjgu)


That doesn't surprise me. His accent on The Nanny always seemed a bit off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

20 Id like to see the macron finger jab at cowering Biden compared with the Trump stare

Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd)

21 I'm thinking they were in some Ape movie together.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

22 Thought that was Barbara Gordon (Bat Girl) at first but it's not. And since Wolfus can't help, where is MPPP?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (jJ8Ej)

23 Franciscus, of course, we all know from the second Planet of the Apes movie (the original). He also played the title role in an adaptation of Herman Wouk's Youngblood Hawke, an epic about a young novelist who refreshingly does not self-destruct on booze or drugs. And he had the title role in the 1960s NBC series Mr. Novak, about a dedicated high school teacher.

I think, without looking it up, he was the original lead in the half-hour first version of Naked City on TV.

And he played Longstreet, the blind private investigator, in the TV series of that name, set in Noo Awlins but not filmed there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (/XOcP)

24 WTF are those NATO boys? They look like malnourished pod people.

In a war against the Russian muscleheads, I'd take the Swedish dancers over NATO any day. At least they can organize some maneuver patterns.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (HK8/E)

25 Supreme Court rules 9-0 against the NCAA.

I don't think it had to do with paying athletes directly, but based on the ruling I assume that will be coming shortly.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (khAeP)

26 That rocket on the road picture is actually a still from an episode of "Far Out Space Nuts".

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (flINI)

27 Oh and the ST:TOS Redshirt reference is brilliant.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (jJ8Ej)

28 Of course, this dates back at least to the Cold War, where the naive progressives thought that the USSR actually wanted peace. Why? Because the USSR's thug dictators said they did, that's why. And if you can't trust a bunch of thug dictators sitting on a bloody mound of skulls of their own people, who can you trust?

Look, I said they were naive.

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There's naivete, but that's getting harder to come by. At this point, I don't think "naive" applies anymore. Now it is more accurately described as "willful ignorance." The set that would have been in this "naive" group in a prior age used to have an excuse. The press was fully controlled and no dissenting voices were permitted.

This is still true, of course, but for the past 15-20 years or so - and probably for the next 2-5 years - the information has been available to anyone who cared to take off the blinders, turn off the TV and go look for it.

That isn't naivete anymore. That's deliberate blindness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (Jsjd7)

29 James Franciscus and some chick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (d9FiS)

30 i have no idea who she be, but sultry and seductive for sure.

and i have to lol at the booster pic. they really are that stupid, aren't they...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (8D42x)

31 I had to cheat for the woman who dis.

Wowza!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (Rvt88)

32 The dame is a fox. She's also hauntingly familiar, but I can't place her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (Jsjd7)

33
Who Dis? guy needs to set a timer on his sun lamp ... just saying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (lZ0Jc)

34 I'm thinking they were in some Ape movie together.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021


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If so, the only one JF was in was Beneath the Planet of the Apes, the second film. (Pretty sure.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (/XOcP)

35 Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet. Such are the vicissitudes of life in a technologically advanced third-world country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (7U3R4)

36 I'm surprised the booster is even intact.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (axyOa)

37 Chuck McCann and Bob Denver are a comedic force unlike any other

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (flINI)

38 The Chinese first stage boosters used a highly toxic rocket fuel, and the stage may fall anywhere in China's interior...

cuz they don't give a fuck. And then there the ones that reach orbit before detaching; those are the ones that can fall anywhere in the world. Again,

CTDGAF. Oh, and first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (F0YaR)

39 In a war against the Russian muscleheads, I'd take the Swedish dancers over NATO any day. At least they can organize some maneuver patterns.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (HK8/E)

They build some pretty good weapon systems too. The instructions to use them are confusing though.

( but seriously they aren't bad)

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (2DOZq)

40 Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet. Such are the vicissitudes of life in a technologically advanced third-world country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (7U3R4)
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You rang?

Posted by: Big Tech at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (Jsjd7)

41 Best part of the WoahhhJoe response?

He believes the Commies care about what he thinks.

Posted by: tbodie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (VzbI8)

42 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)

43 Who dis guy looks like Swalwell.

Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2021 10:29 AM (U1eOr)

44 Well she was walking all alone
Down the street in the alley
Her name was Sally
I never touched her, she never saw it
When she was hit by space junk
When she was hit by space junk
When she was hit by space junk

DEVO - "Space Junk"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:29 AM (Bmy3R)

45 42 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)

Of course, where do you think all those extra Dem voters came from last election?

Posted by: Jen Psaki Time Traveler? at June 21, 2021 10:29 AM (oHd/0)

46 24 WTF are those NATO boys? They look like malnourished pod people.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (HK8/E)


They no doubt subsist on a diet of cicadas, locusts, and roly-polys.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:29 AM (XtFrJ)

47 I had to cheat for the woman who dis.

Wowza!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021


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So did I. I've only seen that flick once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:30 AM (/XOcP)

48 "He will not see the brutality endemic in other cultures in other parts of the world not informed by the Western values and Christian values that he refuses to acknowledge, but nevertheless have been supporting him, making his life bearable, and his life prosperous and secure."


We have a couple "transitional" generations that have left Christianity, but still live on the "residue" of their "inherited" Christian heritage/culture. Schools teach them to hate themselves ... the New World Order will be bright and shiny.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2021 10:30 AM (Cus5s)

49 Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Which I would term a "near hit", not near miss. It did miss you.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:30 AM (Rvt88)

50 I don't think it had to do with paying athletes directly, but based on the ruling I assume that will be coming shortly.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2021 10:26 AM (khAeP)



If college athletes are going to start getting paid then they should do away with athletic scholarships.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)

51 "The Soviets had a fun time for decades, playing these saps. Oh, how they must've laughed! '''"

Then there's Bernie.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (AiZBA)

52 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)

The increase is on that 1% .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)

53 Gwangi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (63Dwl)

54 14 That chocolate turtle looks too beautiful to eat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:24 AM (Ez6QX)


It really does. And it's amazing that he makes it in 30 seconds flat!

Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (U1eOr)

55
"It's almost like they don't care," the guy says.

I actually think they do care... this kind of accident is embarrassing and these Oriental potentates *hate* that.

I think they're just a bunch of raging incompetents with too much money and ambition and too little wherewithal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (7U3R4)

56 Bingo Bertram.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (Rvt88)

57
this post haz no bewbs

the other post haz bewbs

why can't this post haz bewbs?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (bTQ72)

58 ... cuz they don't give a fuck. And then there the ones that reach orbit before detaching; those are the ones that can fall anywhere in the world. ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (F0YaR)
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It's always that way with the Chinese space program. Remember about 12-15 years ago when they blew up one of their spy satellites? They did it the same week we took down a failed NSA satellite. The press went nuts over how far advanced the Chinese were, because they targeted and destroyed their satellite before we did the same for ours.

What they left out, though, was that we intercepted the satellite in a decaying orbit, with range selection to ensure no shrapnel or chemicals hit populated areas (or even landmasses) and picked the window to maximize destructive odds and minimize collateral damage. It was a real technical achievement the likes of which we'd never seen before.

The Chinese just blew it up in-situ as it was convenient, and single-handedly caused the amount of space junk to increase dramatically, fucking up satellite placement for new launches by ruining their assigned locations. Because the Chinese don't give a shit about that kind of thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (Jsjd7)

59 What was the movie?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (2DOZq)

60 The cicada cartoon reminds me that they're just about done around here. Noise volume dropped off notably from one day to the next last week. There's still some flying about but it's mostly corpses now.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (dfRN6)

61 42 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)

Death rate decreases to a third. Yeah, those are different things but that's what they mean.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (z5Vrg)

62 35 Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet. Such are the vicissitudes of life in a technologically advanced third-world country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (7U3R4)

This is why I'm not worried about the CCP militarily dominating the world. They make crappy consumer goods, and there's no reason to believe that their military goods are made significantly better. They do own our side, however, and that will make them economically dominate the world if we keep letting them do this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 21, 2021 10:33 AM (mdjgu)

63 What was the movie?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (2DOZq)

Reefer Madness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 10:33 AM (/EuRN)

64 The Media Lied - People Died

The System was willing to murder people to get Trump. And they called us "grandma killers." (spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:33 AM (Bmy3R)

65 The Chinese first stage boosters used a highly toxic rocket fuel, and the stage may fall anywhere in China's interior...

cuz they don't give a fuck. And then there the ones that reach orbit before detaching; those are the ones that can fall anywhere in the world. Again,

CTDGAF. Oh, and first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (F0YaR)

this in a nutshell. what is any other country in the world going to do if they DO end up with chinese space junk landing somewhere? the chinese will just threaten to have shipments of the latest toys delayed and say suck it up buttercup, and they will.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:33 AM (8D42x)

66 James Franciscus & Linda Harrison? "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 21, 2021 10:34 AM (Lg6CJ)

67 Simple question for the "naif". What would it take to convince you the PRC really DOESN'T care? Is that even possible?

Posted by: pep at June 21, 2021 10:34 AM (v16oJ)

68 Reefer Madness.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 10:33 AM (/EuRN)

The original or remake ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:34 AM (2DOZq)

69 Simple question for the "naif". What would it take to convince you the PRC really DOESN'T care? Is that even possible?
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2021 10:34 AM (v16oJ)

They disband the CCP and reinstate the nationalists.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 10:34 AM (/EuRN)

70 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)


It was tested on late stage (near terminal) patients with COVID. Some got it, some didn't. The ones that got it were much more likely to recover rather than die.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2021 10:35 AM (F0YaR)

71 Linda Harrison, James Franciscus

Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:35 AM (M1r8K)

72 The real Lefties know enough not to believe their own propaganda.

The rest are the useful idiots

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2021 10:35 AM (BqBIh)

73

You never see James Franciscus and Tony Franciosa in the same room together...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2021 10:35 AM (s2VJv)

74 oh, and that side by side of the HCQ headlines,

yeah, i can't say what i really feel about that.

I know they don't have a conscious for those deaths to weigh on, but maybe they'll get their "rewards" when all is said and done...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (8D42x)

75 SMH - nope, sorry.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (Rvt88)

76 53 Gwangi
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:31 AM (63Dwl)


Yes! Ray Harryhausen FTW!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (XtFrJ)

77
china lost a war with vietnam in 1979


wars with the china are costly but winable
especially if we cut off their food shipments

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (bTQ72)

78 Oh well...

*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (M1r8K)

79 I know they don't have a conscious for those deaths to weigh on, but maybe they'll get their "rewards" when all is said and done...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (8D42x)
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Satan has radically expanded his pineapple plantations and barbed wire industrial capacity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (Jsjd7)

80 I guess "it's on" at the high tech company for which I work. Today they rolled out their new "voluntarily disclose you got the jab and you no longer have to mask at work" program. Of course they go out of their way to say "you cannot ask anyone whether or not they got vaccinated." And yet, with a straight face they claim that no one will know as they walk around the plant who did and who didn't (hint: all the masked didn't). To get un-masked, you actually have to go to a website and download your vaccine card... or show your vaccine card to your supervisor.... or show it to someone "unaffiliated" (people who will be paid, apparently, to look at your vaccine card and record they saw it). I've decided passive resistance is the best route.... I WILL NOT self-identify as either vaccinated or not-vaccinated or "declines to state"... I will simply not participate in this program in any way. Also, I will walk around proudly un-masked as though I did the program... I don't think I'll be stopped in the hall and called on the carpet. But this whole thing ENRAGES me.... The idea of acquiescing to this obvious pressure campaign to get the jab is unthinkable. Thoughts/advice from the Horde?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (pcsoT)

81 Linda Harrison? Because it sure ain't Kim Hunter?

Posted by: Squints at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (7c+qT)

82 Death rate decreases to a third. Yeah, those are different things but that's what they mean.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 21, 2021 10:32 AM (z5Vrg)


Ugh. Why don't they say so?

I teach a lot of seventh grade math to adults, and I always tell them to think, "Percent of what?" because the "what" matters.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (tcsxg)

83 btw, that pink tank is an atrocity.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (M1r8K)

84 You never see James Franciscus and Tony Franciosa in the same room together...
False.

Posted by: St. Peters waiting room at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (v16oJ)

85 oh, and that side by side of the HCQ headlines,

yeah, i can't say what i really feel about that.

I know they don't have a conscious for those deaths to weigh on, but maybe they'll get their "rewards" when all is said and done...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (8D42x)



I love how the Trump one is under "Entertainment."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)

86 Gila Golan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (63Dwl)

87 71 Linda Harrison, James Franciscus

Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:35 AM (M1r8K)


Good guess, but she's not Linda.

Also, Harrison was a who dis a few months ago and I try to avoid obvious repeats.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (XtFrJ)

88 OK, I cheated and looked her up. Never heard of her, although I did once see the movie they were in together on a rotten (and aren't they all?) episode of Svengoolie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (2JVJo)

89 Thoughts/advice from the Horde?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

A belt-fed weapon?

I couldn't work in today's environment.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:38 AM (Rvt88)

90 I love how the Trump one is under "Entertainment."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)
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That's a good catch. I wonder if this is related to the CNN "for litigation purposes only, we're actually an opinion outfit rather than a news outfit" dodge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:38 AM (Jsjd7)

91 Gila Golan
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (63Dwl)

ironic she was in a movie with big lizards.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:38 AM (2DOZq)

92 Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Especially if you were really high at the time.

"Woooww, man!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 21, 2021 10:38 AM (OssQ4)

93 42 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)

*********

Without HCQ, Covid-19 is about two to three times more deadly than the flu.

With HCQ, Covid-19 is about as deadly as the flu.

Posted by: Hairy Reed, US Senator and Professional Exercise Band Fighter at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (xxG/v)

94 >>> Who Dis? guy needs to set a timer on his sun lamp ... just saying.

Orange Man confusing!

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (UnQlg)

95 I WILL NOT self-identify as either vaccinated or not-vaccinated or "declines to state"... I will simply not participate in this program in any way. Also, I will walk around proudly un-masked as though I did the program... I don't think I'll be stopped in the hall and called on the carpet. But this whole thing ENRAGES me.... The idea of acquiescing to this obvious pressure campaign to get the jab is unthinkable. Thoughts/advice from the Horde?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (pcsoT)

i'm doing the same thing. just not answering the question. they don't ask about other vaccinations at work, so i don't figure they need to know about this one as well.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (8D42x)

96 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?

Many counties and states are scrubbing COVID related deaths and cases now that Trump is gone and they want to have more accurate numbers.

Here in NJ, Murphy has removed thousands of cases
Counties in Cali have reduced CV deaths by 25%

Maybe these subtractions are making COVID looking less deadly.

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (BqBIh)

97 Are we sure there isn't another booster at the Wuhan Institute?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (HnNKD)

98 wars with the china are costly but winable

especially if we cut off their food shipments

One of the biggest advantages we now have is that Chinese families generally have only a single male offspring. That will make many Chinese very reluctant to have them killed in a war.

Posted by: St. Peters waiting room at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (v16oJ)

99 Who dis guy looks like SwalwellPosted by: 496 at June 21, 2021


I like to think its Swalwell, but of course it isn't swallow well, when he on his knees in front of his Chinese help.

Posted by: Colin at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (Jycpb)

100 Gila "Monster" Golan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (d9FiS)

101 I WILL NOT self-identify as either vaccinated or not-vaccinated or "declines to state"... I will simply not participate in this program in any way.
___

I don't participate, then again, it's kinda easy for me.


Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (M1r8K)

102 btw, that pink tank is an atrocity.

I'm assuming it's a photoshop, since they cut off its, uh, big gun.

Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (h5TKJ)

103 Thoughts/advice from the Horde?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (pcsoT

Other Hordesters are far more versed in ideological combat than I am, but I feel that it is very important for as many people as possible to refuse to comply as much as possible. The less cooperation the Covid nazis get, the harder it will be for them to maintain the scam and infringe on our God-given liberties.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (tcsxg)

104 Without HCQ, Covid-19 is about two to three times more deadly than the flu.

With HCQ, Covid-19 is about as deadly as the flu.

Posted by: Hairy Reed, US Senator and Professional Exercise Band Fighter at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM (xxG/v)

But how do we really know how deadly it is. They screwed with the numbers so much there is no way you would be able to get an accurate rate.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

105 If progressives just aren't very smart or hard working, what can we say about a "naive progressive"? Chuck Schumer would call them "retards", I realize, but we are better than Chuck. Cognitively different, for sure, and less-abled (in the modern terminology). "Bag of rocks" might also work as a descriptor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (ouJlr)

106 I will simply not participate in this program in any way. Also, I will walk around proudly un-masked as though I did the program... I don't think I'll be stopped in the hall and called on the carpet. But this whole thing ENRAGES me.... The idea of acquiescing to this obvious pressure campaign to get the jab is unthinkable. Thoughts/advice from the Horde?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (pcsoT)


If you don't think they will call you out, ignoring the whole thing is a fine plan.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (Ez6QX)

107 OT... but, I blame the declining birthrates on Soy... China and the West hardest hit...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (6Je/Q)

108
I not getting the vax, fuck those guys

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (bTQ72)

109 Of course it's a photoshop.

It's still an atrocity.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (M1r8K)

110 Gila Golem?

Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (Ed8Zd)

111 this post haz no bewbs

the other post haz bewbs

why can't this post haz bewbs?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021


***

See pic # 4 of the lady mystery guest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:41 AM (/XOcP)

112 Off dirty Hairy Sock!

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (xxG/v)

113 Latest research says 50-75% of positive PCR tests
were NOT infectious. (Mostly post-infectious)

https://t.co/eKZYITrRd1

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (BqBIh)

114
Are we sure there isn't another booster at the Wuhan Institute?
Posted by: Dr. Bone


He worked at the Wuhan Institute
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (63Dwl)

115 Gila Golem?
Posted by: LASue

Yes!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (Rvt88)

116
the non vaxed and masked thing will peter out by fall anyway, unless they asshole

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (bTQ72)

117 If you don't think they will call you out, ignoring the whole thing is a fine plan.
Posted by: Jordan61

___

Fortunately for those of us with a permanent tan, the Karens are kinda afraid to approach me.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:43 AM (M1r8K)

118 why can't this post haz bewbs?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021
+++++
OM has you covered with Dame Who Dis #4.

If that's inadequate, here's a sultry blonde with big cans and a dress that puts her assets on display:
https://is.gd/QAxhVT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:43 AM (Jsjd7)

119 "++++
There's naivete, but that's getting harder to come by. At this point, I don't think "naive" applies anymore. Now it is more accurately described as "willful ignorance." The set that would have been in this "naive" group in a prior age used to have an excuse. The press was fully controlled and no dissenting voices were permitted.
This is still true, of course, but for the past 15-20 years or so - and probably for the next 2-5 years - the information has been available to anyone who cared to take off the blinders, turn off the TV and go look for it.
That isn't naivete anymore. That's deliberate blindness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:27 AM (Jsjd7)"

This !

And in the same category as deliberately evil as far as I'm concerned. The intentions of the people bringing tyranny to bear on us aren't really relevant any more; the fact is they are an immediate threat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (wHoql)

120 It was awesome that Jon Rahm won the US Open after being screwed out of the Memorial tournament because of alleged asymptomatic positive Covid test.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (2DOZq)

121 OT... but, I blame the declining birthrates on Soy... China and the West hardest hit...
I think it's still up for debate, but I suspect plasticizers like phthalates play a role.


Posted by: pep at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (v16oJ)

122 86 Gila Golan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:37 AM (63Dwl)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (XtFrJ)

123 Fortunately for those of us with a permanent tan, the Karens are kinda afraid to approach me.
Posted by: SMH

It must annoy the hell out of you when a Karen proclaims to you how down with the struggle she is.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (Rvt88)

124 Never heard of her, although I did once see the movie they were in together on a rotten (and aren't they all?) episode of Svengoolie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2021


***
Not all the flicks he runs are Grade Z movies. He ran Forbidden Planet a couple of years ago, and Bride of Frankenstein too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (/XOcP)

125 Gila Golan and James Franciscus.

?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (++Sf8)

126 Emmie, the base number becomes those who died of COVID, not all those infected. Work it from there. You can massage statistics to "prove" anything you want.

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (XxJt1)

127 Trump impersonator does Trump's Dr. Seuss.

https://tinyurl.com/3bur3vca

Check his whole Twitter feed. He's the best there is, bar none. He just joined Twitter recently, urged to by his TikTok fans -- instantly popular on Twitter, with good reason.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (OssQ4)

128 He worked at the Wuhan Institute
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM (63Dwl)



Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (Ez6QX)

129 But how do we really know how deadly it is. They screwed with the numbers so much there is no way you would be able to get an accurate rate.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

Excellent point. The claim that it is about two to three times more deadly than the flu is with the CDC numbers, which means that with the numbers being inflated, Covid-19 was less than two to three times more deadly than the flu.

And that with HCQ, Covid-19 was likely considerably less deadly than the flu.

Now, if only we had a political party that would put this information front-and-center with the public right now...

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (xxG/v)

130
Once again, the heathen Chinese
get out in front of their skis
Their rockets are flyin'
and our dotard is dyin'
while his son is mired in sleaze

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (7U3R4)

131 It must annoy the hell out of you when a Karen proclaims to you how down with the struggle she is.
___

My daughter's friends do that.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (M1r8K)

132 Down to the hardcore Karens still wearing tard rags in my neck o'the woods. Maybe 10% tops. It's back to the point where they look like weirdos. I'm glad they're self-identifying as lunatics so I know who to keep away from.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (Bmy3R)

133 Many counties and states are scrubbing COVID related
deaths and cases now that Trump is gone and they want to have more
accurate numbers.



Here in NJ, Murphy has removed thousands of cases

Counties in Cali have reduced CV deaths by 25%



Maybe these subtractions are making COVID looking less deadly.Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2021 10:39 AM

No way to really tell because the data has become so corrupted it's literally worthless for any real science.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

134 Janice Rule and James Fanciscus

Posted by: MichiCanuck at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (TUbpf)

135 It was awesome that Jon Rahm won the US Open after being screwed out of the Memorial tournament because of alleged asymptomatic positive Covid test.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (2DOZq)

Someone here picked Rahm before Saturday's round...good job! whomever you are!

Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (AwYPR)

136 American Journal of Therapeutics has just discovered that Ivermectin works well as an anti-viral
and can significantly reduce COVID hospitalizations and deaths if used early enough.

https://tinyurl.com/f4mj5fru

Unsurprisingly, the Journal has pulled the source document since publishing it a few days ago

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (BqBIh)

137 Looking at the first WhoDis pic I'm going to guess she's Alopecia Balderson. What do I win?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

138 the wuhan virus#s are garbage, on county the 'rona virus deaths , 40% had gun shot wounds

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:47 AM (bTQ72)

139 I remembered her from Our Man Flint and him well the label on the car door kinda gave it away.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:47 AM (++Sf8)

140 He worked at the Wuhan Institute
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 10:42 AM


We'll send him Disney movies.
The worst we can find...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (m+jkK)

141 Is that the Russian T-14 Armata?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (83lwH)

142 127 Trump impersonator does Trump's Dr. Seuss.

https://tinyurl.com/3bur3vca

LOL - he's good. "I do not like them, Lindsay Graham."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (Bmy3R)

143 I actually didn't peek ahead for that one. I worked it fair and square.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (++Sf8)

144 If you don't think they will call you out, ignoring the whole thing is a fine plan.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021


***
Pretty much what I'm doing. My employer says that un-vaxxed will need to be tested 2x a month (0 for vaxxed). I've been ignoring "reminders" to get tested since Feb. of this year. So far no one has tracked me down personally. If they catch up to me, I'll make an appointment, cancel it and reschedule for the future, rinse and repeat.

Wait, that's hardly ignoring. I'm still engaging with the Covidiots, huh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (/XOcP)

145 My community college announced that they are not requiring Covid shots for students or staff in the fall. I suspect that this may be because they realize they may lose some of their "diversity" if they require the jabs. Either that, or the school's legal counsel recognizes the issue with requiring students or staff to undergo medical experimentation.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (tcsxg)

146 Looking at the first WhoDis pic I'm going to guess she's Alopecia Balderson. What do I win?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2021 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

=================A free "Hair Club For Men" assessment!

Posted by: Sy Sperling, satisfied client at June 21, 2021 10:49 AM (ouJlr)

147 Janice Rule and James Fanciscus
Posted by: MichiCanuck

No - Gila Golan and James Franciscus together in The Valley of Gwangi (1969)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2021 10:49 AM (Rvt88)

148 *Hugo Weaving voice*
Remember, remember, the sixth of Januarember.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2021 10:49 AM (QLb1w)

149 That Chinese rocket booster was doing fine, until it got knocked off course accidentally by a bat who absolutely was not from Wuhan!

#noracistrockets

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 21, 2021 10:49 AM (DEQ2g)

150 Wait, that's hardly ignoring. I'm still engaging with the Covidiots, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (/XOcP)


Well, it's not acquiescing, so I think it still works.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)

151 Israel's maiden of beauty, Gila

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 10:50 AM (ONvIw)

152 Wait, that's hardly ignoring. I'm still engaging with the Covidiots, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
___

You're trying to keep your job, while simultaneously telling The Man to fuck off.

Nothing wrong with that.

Until it no longer works.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:50 AM (M1r8K)

153 I was out on Friday and missed the Morning Rant. Nice that Gary Cooper was featured.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:50 AM (/XOcP)

154 the wuhan virus#s are garbage, on county the 'rona virus deaths , 40% had gun shot wounds

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 10:47 AM

The number of covid deaths are inflated because the Federal government wanted them to be. If a coroner or hospital put covid anywhere on the death certificate they got Federal $$$. It's all garbage and we will never know how many people died from covid and that was done on purpose. From day one when the cdc changed the clinical definition of what constitutes a "case" it was all 110% horse$hit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 21, 2021 10:51 AM (JUOKG)

155 The Doctor who invented the process of using mRNA messengers (Doctor Robert Malone) has said that they missed a lot of possible problems (and they know a lot of them. They knew about the bleeding and clotting) and also mistakes they made in making the so called vaccine.

He's taken it but has had second thoughts since and now takes the viewpoint that we need to stop doling the shot out and do some further testing.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (++Sf8)

156 Wait, that's hardly ignoring. I'm still engaging with the Covidiots, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
___
You're trying to keep your job, while simultaneously telling The Man to fuck off.
Nothing wrong with that.

Until it no longer works.
Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021


***
I'll dynamite that bridge when I've crossed it and no longer need it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (/XOcP)

157 I would not want to be the first victim, I mean "resident", to visit the Chinese space station when (and if!) they get it fully functional.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (ouJlr)

158 Aye, sea turtles!

Posted by: pookysgirl has watched that pirate movie too many times at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (QhZhY)

159 It was awesome that Jon Rahm won the US Open after being screwed out of the Memorial tournament because of alleged asymptomatic positive Covid test.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (2DOZq)


USGA > PGA

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (g5I2H)

160 ADHD sucks. Someone mentioned Gary Cooper. Looked him up. Saw Jackie Cooper also.

Jackie Cooper > Our Gang > Little Rascals > Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla >


Hell of a rabbit hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (OCTRt)

161 If that's inadequate, here's a sultry blonde with big cans and a dress that puts her assets on display:
https://is.gd/QAxhVT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:43 AM (Jsjd7)

Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

162 I remembered her from Our Man Flint and him well the label on the car door kinda gave it away.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021


***
Oddly, I've never seen Flint or that series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (/XOcP)

163 James Franciscus died of emphysema at 57. Ouch.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (mR6Gs)

164 Not all the flicks he runs are Grade Z movies. He ran Forbidden Planet a couple of years ago, and Bride of Frankenstein too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (/XOcP)


I've always preferred Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers myself. Rumor has it that Penny is a MTF tranny, but I find it hard to believe, especially with the yuge cans she has.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (2JVJo)

165 153 I was out on Friday and missed the Morning Rant. Nice that Gary Cooper was featured.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:50 AM (/XOcP)

"SOOOPER-DOOOOPER!!!"

- The Monster

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (dfRN6)

166 No jokes about Asian drivers yet?

Awww.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (/EuRN)

167 If a coroner or hospital put covid anywhere on the death certificate they got Federal $$$.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 21, 2021 10:51 AM (JUOKG)



I just found out this past weekend that if you had a relative die with covid listed on the death certificate you can apply at FEMA for up to $9k for funeral costs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)

168 OT... but, I blame the declining birthrates on Soy... China and the West hardest hit...
I think it's still up for debate, but I suspect plasticizers like phthalates play a role.


1. Soy
2. phthalates
3. women now doing career, then family (instead of vice versa)
4. family court
5. divorce rate
(continued)

Posted by: Chuck C at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (EughT)

169 I just found out this past weekend that if you had a relative die with covid listed on the death certificate you can apply at FEMA for up to $9k for funeral costs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
Just a curiosity question. How do they know? Do you pay for the funeral and submit receipts, or do they just hand out cash on the honor system?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (Jsjd7)

170 If that's inadequate, here's a sultry blonde with big cans and a dress that puts her assets on display:
https://is.gd/QAxhVT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:43 AM (Jsjd7)

Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (mR6Gs)

171 6. one income not enough
7. required car seats mean you need a minivan when you have more than two children
8. fat acceptance movement
9. other
10. all of the above


that wasn't spam

Posted by: Chuck C at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (EughT)

172 "What they left out, though, was that we intercepted the satellite in a decaying orbit, with range selection to ensure no shrapnel or chemicals hit populated areas (or even landmasses) and picked the window to maximize destructive odds and minimize collateral damage. It was a real technical achievement the likes of which we'd never seen before.

The Chinese just blew it up in-situ as it was convenient, and single-handedly caused the amount of space junk to increase dramatically, fucking up satellite placement for new launches by ruining their assigned locations. Because the Chinese don't give a shit about that kind of thing."

I wonder which philosophy will be rewarded with control of Mars. I would say the Chinese, but then remember that the US's more complex approach can often lead to discoveries that leapfrog us ahead.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (83lwH)

173 If a coroner or hospital put covid anywhere on the death certificate they got Federal $$$.

Posted by: Mister Scott
___

Hubby's sis is a nurse in GA.

She was telling us this last year.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (M1r8K)

174 Hell of a rabbit hole.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (OCTRt)

Stymie >>>> x 1000>>>>Buckwheat

Farina was also > Buckwheat. Buckwheat pretty much sucked beyond his one joke of being marble-mouthed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 10:55 AM (Bmy3R)

175
125 Gila Golan and James Franciscus.

?
Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:44 AM (++Sf

143 I actually didn't peek ahead for that one. I worked it fair and square.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 10:48 AM (++Sf


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 10:55 AM (XtFrJ)

176 Oh goody. Sesame Street has gay dads now. It is a great start, but there is so much more to be done!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2021 10:55 AM (psJgU)

177 Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now
Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM


Way to ruin a perfectly good pair.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2021 10:55 AM (m+jkK)

178 About time somebody got the Whois.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 10:56 AM (UoJTm)

179 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 21, 2021 10:36 AM (pcsoT)

A little late to the question...

My take: in the here and now, I believe businesses need employees more than the employees need any individual business. Especially skilled employees.

Know what you're worth and insist upon being treated commensurately. If a company required me to get a vax I neither need nor want, they'd be on the receiving end of a rather plainly worded chat.

I've fought back against thinly-disguised CRT training, and I'm just fine fighting against this too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, nothing important, skip ahead at June 21, 2021 10:56 AM (2BgZB)

180 Hi, Creeper!

Yeah, I'm mostly just doing a math teacher gripe for when I see nonsensical math statements put out there for public consumption. Gotta keep the masses stupid, ya know.

When giving a percentage or a fraction of something, it makes no sense unless you can tell what it is a percentage or fraction of. Presenting the complement of the amount instead is misleading.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:57 AM (tcsxg)

181 Just a curiosity question. How do they know? Do you pay for the funeral and submit receipts, or do they just hand out cash on the honor system?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (Jsjd7)


I don't know. The article was about a funeral director who is helping families apply for the funds, but it was short on specifics.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:57 AM (Ez6QX)

182 I'm going to go ahead and make an exact replica of that turtle.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 21, 2021 10:57 AM (buTO7)

183 "I suspect that this may be because they realize they may lose some of their "diversity" if they require the jabs."

Because politicized health care is tight!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (83lwH)

184
So I watched the Inception movie. Ellen Page is a singularly odd-looking woman. Maybe FAS? I dunno. Weird, though. Maybe it's why she decided to try and become a dude.

Related: why the hell did she go with "Elliott?"

"Alan" was the obvious choice here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (7U3R4)

185 Suesanne Plechette?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (n/szn)

186 ooks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now
Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (mR6Gs)

Ha! I know.
Once I saw it I had to share.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (z79tQ)

187 Just a curiosity question. How do they know? Do you pay for the funeral and submit receipts, or do they just hand out cash on the honor system?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (Jsjd7)

I don't know. The article was about a funeral director who is helping families apply for the funds, but it was short on specifics.
Posted by: Jordan61


Probably fill out a form and attach a copy of the death certificate.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (OCTRt)

188 Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now
Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021


***
I don't see that at all. She's not traditionally pretty, no, but not masculine. Less masculine than Cara Delevigne, and Cara's not boyish to me. (She's not gonna wear well, but for now she's pretty striking.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (/XOcP)

189 That is one very sexy bad girl. Want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 21, 2021 10:59 AM (V6f9+)

190 I don't see that at all. She's not traditionally pretty, no, but not masculine. Less masculine than Cara Delevigne, and Cara's not boyish to me. (She's not gonna wear well, but for now she's pretty striking.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 10:58 AM (/XOcP)


They call that the "Charlotte Rampling Syndrome."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2021 10:59 AM (PiwSw)

191 ADHD sucks. Someone mentioned Gary Cooper. Looked him up. Saw Jackie Cooper also.

Jackie Cooper > Our Gang > Little Rascals > Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla >


Hell of a rabbit hole.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2021 10:52 AM (OCTRt)

***

Buckwheat > Jackie Cooper > Alice Cooper > Our Gang > Little Rascals

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 21, 2021 10:59 AM (flINI)

192 oooh, Sheldon Whitehouse belongs to a white only beach club, because "tradition"

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (ONvIw)

193 173 SMH, hospitals get paid $13K for each CV19 patients admitted, and $39K for each one put on a ventilator. I think that's through Medicaid or Medicare.

The fake pandemic puts real coin in people's pockets.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (DEQ2g)

194 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (UoJTm)

195 When giving a percentage or a fraction of something, it makes no sense unless you can tell what it is a percentage or fraction of. Presenting the complement of the amount instead is misleading.
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021


***
IN the book How to Lie With Statistics, this was called "The Battle of the Shifting Base." I think; been a long time since I looked at that book.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (/XOcP)

196 "I'm mostly just doing a math teacher gripe for when I see nonsensical math statements put out there for public consumption."

I was the kid who rolled his eyes whenever coach told us to give 110 percent. But all those extra laps gave me sexy calves that women die for. So win-win.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (83lwH)

197 Related: why the hell did she go with "Elliott?"

"Alan" was the obvious choice here.
__________

With Elliott, her co-nutsos can still call her "Ell" or "Ellie."

Also, she doesn't have to re-do her monograms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2021 11:01 AM (k4dH2)

198 The fake pandemic puts real coin in people's pockets.

___

Pay people to participate in the fraud.

Slick.

Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:01 AM (UoJTm)

199

Who shit?
I shit?
You shit!
He shit?
She shit?
Joey Bidet shit?
His pants!

Budaboom! The veal will be here all week and try your waitresses, they're great!

Posted by: Snizzwit at June 21, 2021 11:02 AM (gk+AK)

200 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!
Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (UoJTm)



If any of the actual women he was competing against had any guts or integrity they would all drop out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)

201 181 187 A number of NY funeral directors have gone public via Project Veritas about massive CV19 fraud on death certificates.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 21, 2021 11:02 AM (DEQ2g)

202

Who dis'

Diane Feinstein and Red Green!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (K2SnJ)

203
Caution! Falling Boosters

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (mht8P)

204 Sheldon Whitehouse under fire for membership at all-white beach club

ShitHouse in the Shit House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (GPwVZ)

205 176 Oh goody. Sesame Street has gay dads now. It is a great start, but there is so much more to be done!

And a Hallmark channel series has a lesbian couple...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (Zmnko)

206 204 Sheldon Whitehouse under fire for membership at all-white beach club

ShitHouse in the Shit House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (GPwVZ)

He says it's a long tradition....back to his kkk days?

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:04 AM (ONvIw)

207 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!
Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (UoJTm)


If any of the actual women he was competing against had any guts or integrity they would all drop out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)

Well if they do, and they should, I will not know since I will not be watching no olympics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:04 AM (GPwVZ)

208 Note the first headline said "warding off coronavirus" which means "stopping you from catching it". Which is not something that was ever claimed by Trump. These bastards are NOT the "naive" variety.

Posted by: Commiela at June 21, 2021 11:04 AM (x7jF8)

209 The Streets of Sn Francisco > Tony Franciosa > James Franciscus > Francis the Taalking Mule >>> Pope Francis

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2021 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)

210 oooh, Sheldon Whitehouse belongs to a white only beach club, because "tradition"
Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM


No, no, no....I resigned my membership. It's just my wife who belongs to the club. Not me. My wife. Whose membership privileges I use....

Posted by: Sheldon "Only Whites in the House" at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

211 Sonja Henie and Johnny Weissmuller!

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (htrDF)

212 194 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!
___________

The women swimmers who have to compete against him should take testosterone supplements and when they get tested and caught, they should tell the Olympic committee that they identify as biological women who are unfairly forced to compete against biological men, and taking the supplements was the only way they had to somewhat even the playing field.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (k4dH2)

213 Male Who Dis is quite handsome.
Posted by: Jordan61

(blushes....)

Why thank you !

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (arJlL)

214 I just found out this past weekend that if you had a relative die with covid listed on the death certificate you can apply at FEMA for up to $9k for funeral costs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
Just a curiosity question. How do they know? Do you pay for the funeral and submit receipts, or do they just hand out cash on the honor system?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (Jsjd7)


I'd guess that the DC and receipt from funeral home - I'm gonna check this out. I'd love to be able to recoup that money. I never would have bothered until now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (wAnMi)

215 He is a Dem so he will say oh so sorry promise to never do it again and that will be the end of it. And he will win te election with 68%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (t8o9H)

216 >>> And a Hallmark channel series has a lesbian couple...

Are they busty?

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (UnQlg)

217 Sheldon Whitehouse under fire for membership at all-white beach club


He should be under fire for his lisp

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (mR6Gs)

218 No, no, no....I resigned my membership. It's just my wife who belongs to the club. Not me. My wife. Whose membership privileges I use....
Posted by: Sheldon "Only Whites in the House" at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

It's the hypocritical shit that gets me.

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (ONvIw)

219 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!
Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (UoJTm)

Someone here told me the Olympics weren't doing this. Someone here heard wrong.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (x7jF8)

220 127 Trump impersonator does Trump's Dr. Seuss.

https://tinyurl.com/3bur3vca

Check his whole Twitter feed. He's the best there is, bar none. He just joined Twitter recently, urged to by his TikTok fans -- instantly popular on Twitter, with good reason.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 21, 2021 10:45 AM (OssQ4)

I just saw the link - very funny. One of the commenters there said it would be great if you can get a GPS with Trump's voice giving directions (they actually said Google Maps, but that's not happening with me). An awesome idea.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (mdjgu)

221 IN the book How to Lie With Statistics, this was called "The Battle of the Shifting Base." I think; been a long time since I looked at that book.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (/XOcP)


Lol!
I almost bought that book as a supplement to my poorly-written text when I took Stats.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (tcsxg)

222 Of course the beach club is white. It's people who need a tan!!!

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (x7jF8)

223
man, I think if you got put on a vent you gonna die, what was the survival rate on a vent?

7%

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (bTQ72)

224
Joe Mannix - Once I wrote the name "Alan" above, I realized that "Alaric" is *not* the name of the Nibelung who nicked the Rheingold that we were talking about the other day. He's the Visigoth warlord. Alberich was the greedy little dwarf sonofabitch.

Consider that a retraction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (7U3R4)

225 Gila would've been good as Bat Girl or Wonder Woman.

Such a delightful accent too. (unless that's part of the act)

Posted by: jakee308 at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (++Sf8)

226 this post haz no bewbs

the other post haz bewbs

why can't this post haz bewbs?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

There's a boob killer on the loose !

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

227 @RNCResearch

WATCH: Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."

Disgusting!

https://tinyurl.com/yzf22fzm

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (cF8AT)

228 Chinese rocket booster

Finder's Keepers!!

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (4I/2K)

229 It's not a beach Club. It's a white shame awareness society.

Yeah. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (/EuRN)

230 Aquatic weight lifting?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (63Dwl)

231 the vents were murder machines for elderly patients

doctors had to know

they were cowardly and afraid of getting sick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (j9HX3)

232 My buddy's wife works at the largest hospital in the county. She says they were classifying everything as 'rona deaths last year. Drunk on a motorcycle crossed the meridian and got smashed by a car, died of massive internal injuries - Corona.

If they had antibodies, it was the 'ro. Dying *with* Coronavirus *antibodies* (because he'd had it and recovered) is far from the same as dying *of* Coronavirus.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (Bmy3R)

233 Consider that a retraction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM (7U3R4)
++++
I'll just consider it as YD WAS WRONG!!!!!

Let the Horde know: YD is a lying liar who lies!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

234 206 204 Sheldon Whitehouse under fire for membership at all-white beach club

ShitHouse in the Shit House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:03 AM (GPwVZ)

He says it's a long tradition....back to his kkk days?
Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:04 AM (ONvIw)

========

Tradition is code for white supremacy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

235 No, no, no....I resigned my membership. It's just my wife who belongs to the club. Not me. My wife. Whose membership privileges I use....
Posted by: Sheldon "Only Whites in the House" at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

It's the hypocritical shit that gets me.
Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:06 AM


Much like John "Climate Czar" Kerry...he doesn't own that fleet of SUVs or the plane. His second wife's first husband's trust fund does.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (m+jkK)

236 corr


7%?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (bTQ72)

237 Whitehouse has DEMOCRATIC IMMUNITY

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (mR6Gs)

238 >>>Well, it would suck if that rocket fell on you. But if it fell *right in front of you*, it would be totally fuckin' sweet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I had a weather balloon fall right in front of me while hiking around a military base that was hosting my boy scout troop. In the middle of a big field in KS. A big contraption floats down and my brain says "hey maybe you should stop" and I did. And then I looked and thought "why is a big blanket connected to this thingamajig?" And I keep looking up higher, "Wow that's a big blanket". We looked at and of course I wanted to wack it with a stick but we had to leave alone. I got to tell the soldiers about we got back and had dinner in the commissary.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2021 11:09 AM (zPCVJ)

239 220 a GPS with Trump's voice giving directions

I want this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 11:09 AM (Bmy3R)

240 I was surprised by how quickly the name Ellen Page was removed and replaced by Elliott in what seemed like all Internet sites.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 21, 2021 11:09 AM (cSyAR)

241 229 It's not a beach Club. It's a white shame awareness society.

Yeah. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (/EuRN)

...

Leaning out at the beach.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at June 21, 2021 11:09 AM (ohOLP)

242
Much like John "Climate Czar" Kerry...he doesn't own that fleet of SUVs or the plane. His second wife's first husband's trust fund does.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2021 11:08 AM (m+jkK)

The ideologically pure never have to live up to their demands on the rest of us, they have proven themselves capable of enjoying riches without corruption or greed. They have proven that they can join exclusive groups but include others in their lives...uh huh

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2021 11:09 AM (ONvIw)

243 Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."

So is the Patriarca Crime Family

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM (GPwVZ)

244 That chocolate sea turtle is amazing. A friend of mine sent me this last week, but I could watch this over and over again.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM (NpAcC)

245 The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Laurel Hubbard, a male who identifies as a woman, will become the first trans athlete to compete in the Olympics.

Instant Gold!
Posted by: SMH at June 21, 2021 11:00 AM (UoJTm)


If any of the actual women he was competing against had any guts or integrity they would all drop out.
Posted by: Jordan61

Or take turns kicking him in the balls !

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM (arJlL)

246 Was the booster on a parachute? Because it seems like there would be more damage and a bigger crater if it just fell from a couple miles altitude.

Posted by: Cosda at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM (rtWrY)

247 Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."

So is the Patriarca Crime Family
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM


So is being named Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

How's that working out?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2021 11:11 AM (m+jkK)

248 Speaking of Marxism:

"the reluctance of Western governments to deliver its pledge of an annual $100 billion transfer fund to more than 100 developing countries is threatening to unravel COP26.

A major reason for the discord is that rich countries appear to have missed a target of $100bn in annual climate aid by 2020, creating mistrust among the 191 countries that signed the Paris agreement"

https://tinyurl.com/3y8wzakk

hahahahaha

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 21, 2021 11:11 AM (83lwH)

249 >>> GPS with Trump's voice giving directions

In a quarter mile turn right on Elm Street. A great street, one of the best in town!

Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (UnQlg)

250 209 Muldoon, Francis is very probably not pope at all. There are severe defects in Pope Benedict XVI's abdication letter, meaning he's still pope.

And there was pressure from the lavender mafia, banks, and maybe the Obama administration, to force the Holy Father out.

Duress makes the abdication null and void.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (DEQ2g)

251 Was the booster on a parachute? Because it seems like there would be more damage and a bigger crater if it just fell from a couple miles altitude.
Posted by: Cosda at June 21, 2021 11:10 AM (rtWrY)


You can see the parachute lines going up into the tree.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (wAnMi)

252 I'd feel guilty about eating that chocolate sea turtle, way more than I would about eating an actual sea turtle.

Posted by: Netflix Producers at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (II3Gr)

253 My odd remembrance was about a classical ballet troupe of very hairy men when I saw the tutus on the NATO type males. Looked it up and yep, there they were/are: Ballet de Trockadero (Monte Carlo or Gloxinia) from the early 70s.

I realize they were a big thing in the 70s, but that was only 50 years ago.

No wonder I don't have much patience for 'stunning and brave' 'innovators' nowadays -- we've been there, done that, and paid money for the show.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (MIKMs)

254 If that's inadequate, here's a sultry blonde with big cans and a dress that puts her assets on display:
https://is.gd/QAxhVT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2021 10:43 AM (Jsjd7)

Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now
Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (mR6Gs)

Average / medium sized cans. Joe's scale needs a slight recalibration. Appreciate the pics all the same.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 21, 2021 11:13 AM (4I/2K)

255 Do the have any white only clubs now? Not clubs that happen to be all white but that have official membership requirement that you be white?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (2DOZq)

256 I remember when the IOC was absolutely firm in keeping any hint of professionalism out of the Olympics. Today they have no interest in protecting the integrity of women's sports.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (cSyAR)

257 GPS with Trump's voice giving directions

In a quarter mile turn right on Elm Street. A great street, one of the best in town!
Posted by: fluffy at June 21, 2021 11:12 AM (UnQlg)


That'd make a mint.
"Make a U turn when possible, but you can't do it here, you need to go to the next light. Sad!"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (wAnMi)

258 GPS with Trump's voice giving directions

Take the next right to avoid that horrible place known as - Portland. Don't take a left. Wrong. That road is sinking bigly in the polls. Nobody likes that road. That road shouldn't even be on this map tonight.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (Bmy3R)

259 Looks like Corey Feldman with a boob job.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2021 10:53 AM (z79tQ)

LOL
I can't unsee that now
Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 10:54 AM (mR6Gs)

Average / medium sized cans. Joe's scale needs a slight recalibration. Appreciate the pics all the same.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 21, 2021 11:13 AM (4I/2K)

****

I worry about the melanoma above her right breastacle.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (flINI)

260 >>> WATCH: Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."

Disgusting!

https://tinyurl.com/yzf22fzm
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2021 11:07 AM (cF8AT)

What do democrats have to do? Whip out their clan robes??
IT'S IN HIS FREAKING NAME!!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2021 11:15 AM (zPCVJ)

261 Do the have any white only clubs now? Not clubs that happen to be all white but that have official membership requirement that you be white?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 21, 2021 11:14 AM (2DOZq)



That's what I was just thinking. How are there still places like that?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2021 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

262 Debutante ball: not a tradition

Old fuck's racist drinking club: totes tradition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2021 11:15 AM (/EuRN)

263 Muldoon, Francis is very probably not pope at all. There are severe defects in Pope Benedict XVI's abdication letter, meaning he's still pope.

And there was pressure from the lavender mafia, banks, and maybe the Obama administration, to force the Holy Father out.


That was the point where things began to go wobbly in the West, when the world's elites realized they could change things they didn't like.
See Brexit delays, Trump's election theft by the Dems, etc.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (mR6Gs)

264 Gila Golan looks a bit like that broad who played the daughter of "Maude" a few times and who told Meathead she had had his baby.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (8VdmT)

265 The women swimmers who have to compete against him should take testosterone supplements and when they get tested and caught, they should tell the Olympic committee that they identify as biological women who are unfairly forced to compete against biological men, and taking the supplements was the only way they had to somewhat even the playing field.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2021 11:05 AM (k4dH2)

Don't worry, we have the perfect solution to this. Starting this year, we'll have every kindergarten class meet up with one our diversity gender studies physicians who will have your child choose there and then whether they want to be cis or trans. Oh, and we'll make sure parents have no idea that we're doing this and can't opt out for any white supremacy retrogression or we'll sick CPS and our lovely diversity lawyers on you.

That'll take care of the whole "men have more testosterone" nonsense that the Reptilicans spew out. Can't you feel the equity flowing?

Posted by: Yes, the Left is serious at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (HK8/E)

266 258 GPS with Trump's voice giving directions


ugh, Orchid ... it looks like you're going to Philadelphia. Don't go there. BAD THNGS happen in Philadelphia!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (j9HX3)

267 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (khAeP)

268 nood chiraq...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2021 11:16 AM (8D42x)

269 Average / medium sized cans. Joe's scale needs a slight recalibration. Appreciate the pics all the same.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 21, 2021 11:13 AM (4I/2K)

I disagree, those are legit large cans

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2021 11:17 AM (mR6Gs)

270 Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."



So's the Klan.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2021 11:17 AM (OCTRt)

271 Gila Golan looks a bit like that broad who played the daughter of "Maude" a few times and who told Meathead she had had his baby.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

That would make her MaGila !

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2021 11:17 AM (arJlL)

272 19 Willowed:
This isn't an indication of how good Davis is as an actor - and he's very, very good - but he's not from the UK, as his most famous roles (including Niles the Butler) would have you believe. He's from Arkansas.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 21, 2021 10:17 AM (mdjgu)
That doesn't surprise me. His accent on The Nanny
always seemed a bit off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2021 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

Whoa whoa whoa...
His most famous role was in Hunt For Red October.
That is Horde canon...

2nd best is his role as Moriarty in ST:TNG

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 21, 2021 11:18 AM (BgMrQ)

273 263 JoeF, yup.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 21, 2021 11:18 AM (DEQ2g)

274 243 Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse defends belonging to a whites-only beach club.

"It's a long tradition in Rhode Island."


It falls under the "it's OK when we do it" provision.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 21, 2021 11:23 AM (XtFrJ)

275 I was surprised by how quickly the name Ellen Page was removed and replaced by Elliott in what seemed like all Internet sites.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

We understand.

Posted by: Wachowski Brothers at June 21, 2021 11:24 AM (OssQ4)

276 Math question here. If the Corona survival rate is 99+%, how can the survival rate be increased by three times? That's a 297% survival rate. Is HCQ bringing people back from the dead or something?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2021 10:28 AM (tcsxg)


I'd have to see the actual numbers but I think the study actually is comparing the change in percentage of deaths. If we assume P_survival = 99.75% then P_death = 0.25%.

300% improvement in P_death would essentially be 0.25%/3 = 0.0833 =P_death_hcq.

Therefore, P_survival_hcq = 99.92%. (Of course, the percentages change by risk factor, but that would be my SWAG)

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 21, 2021 11:40 AM (YQ4mh)

277 Greetings:

Lil Rhody don't care much for those Portuguese either.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 21, 2021 11:53 AM (evgyj)

278 Thoughts/advice from the Horde?
I am going to guess you are on the company healthcare plan to one degree or another. So they "know" since you paid for it thru them. You are violating ethics, lying to them, fraud, whatever they want to call it. Terminated with cause. See you at the unemployment line.

Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2021 11:54 AM (7hzzD)

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