The Morning Rant

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THE THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH WHEN THE MEDIA HAS YOUR BACK

Things like this:



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(This has been open in my browser for several weeks so I hope it's not completely stale)

This is a remarkable assertion based on an Insider piece the quotes Evy Poumpouras, a former Secret Service Agent assigned to Michelle Obama's detail. Admittedly, the tweet, one step removed from the article, is a bit sensationalistic. The article doesn't say that Mrs. Obama had to endure a constant barrage of racist taunts everywhere she went. It just relates one incident where Ms. Poumpouras says she saw a "racist sign" and she was distressed that she couldn't do anything about it.

So what was actually written on the sign? She didn't say. We have to take her word that it was a vile, racist sign and not a generic sort of "F YOU!" insult of the sort that President Trump routinely gets. And that kind of bothers me.

If it's so bad, why is she so afraid to spell it out? I would like to it so I can decide for myself how bad it is. And Singleton's tweet kind of upped the ante by claiming the racial harassment happens all the time. Can we see the evidence? A presidential entourage is surrounded by media crews with cameras, plus nearly everyone has smart phones with video recorders, so you'd think that somebody would have caught it on camera, or snapped a photo. Any racial sign or slur would have been the lead story on MSNBC/CNN for weeks on end.

And asking the Secret Service for verification is not possible as that service never comments on these sorts of things.

(And my memory is fuzzy on this, but wasn't there a black congressman who claimed that some Tea Party guys (back when there was a Tea Party) either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of the incident?)

That's why I am inclined to think that this is just another fake hate crime. There's just a story, and no actual evidence. And our media is in on it. No hard questions are asked, no actual evidence or proof is asked for and not even a minimal level of skepticism is displayed. Everyone nods their heads and just accepts the narrative.

And that's a dangerous level of non-thinking and non-reporting

Because, as ace discussed last week, these fake stories get embedded into the national narrative and can have national election consequences. And has any of the major news outlets retracted their misreporting of the Lafayette Park tear-gas incident that Trump never ordered. It took about a year for the truth to come out. All because our disgrace of a national media (whose foundational operating principle, even now, is "everything Donald Trump says is wrong and everything he does is bad") made no effort to actually confirm the story.

We Trump voters regularly get accused of being in a cult. Progressives like to tell us things such as "there's no evil he could do that would cause you not to vote for him". To which I say that there is no lie about him so over-the-top ludicrous that they would not unhesitatingly accept it as fact.

And should they protest their innocence, I have two words, two little words, that will shut them right up:

Pee tape.



mAgA is A trUmP wOrSHIppinG cUlt hUR dE dUrR duRR!

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"Why is there no Biden candle?"



Sounds About Right:

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"White Privilege"

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This Is My Conspiracy Theory, And I'm Sticking With It:

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Back the Blue?

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NRO, 2024:

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Checkmate:

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.


Prayer Requests:

5/12 – G. requests prayers for his blog partner and dear friend Maggie P., who is going to have open heart surgery on 5/18.
5/18 Update – Maggie came through surgery with flying colors, and they send thanks for the prayers.

5/21 – SB’s mother was just diagnosed with cancer; they will get the full results on Wednesday. He requests prayers for her and for his father.

5/21 – gp sends thanks to God for healing Jimmy D from Covid!

5/24 – Katya, the designated driver sends an update on her cancer treatments. She has finished her 33 rounds of radiation with minimal side effects and is starting to feel great. This week she stats a chemo pill for the next 4 months. She also will continue to receive Keytruda infusion treatments every 3 weeks. As far as she knows the cancer is gone but will not know for sure until she receives the final scan. She sends her thanks for the love and prayers.

6/1 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his lifelong friend who is approaching the end stages of ALS. For a myriad of reasons, the friend could use monumental amounts of prayer and petitions for his immortal soul.

6/2 – Pookysgirl requests prayers for Pooky. His surgery in mid-March to fix his nose was successful, but it seems to have “woken up” his PTSD. He has a great therapist, but needs to be approved for SSDI, and Pookysgirl needs to get approved for the VA Caregiver program so she can spend more time taking care of him.

6/2 – grammie winger requests prayers for a close family member who is in a dire situation, and in need of God’s great mercy and lovingkindness. The situation is urgent and awful, and their family cannot fix it on their own. They need God’s wisdom, strength, and most of all, mercy.

6/9 – Inogame sends this prayer of thanks and a request: On Feb 4th this year my wife and I got news that she miscarried who would have been our 3rd child. We had just discovered her pregnancy; it was very early. We had just started to get excited about it when she woke up bleeding. We were both devastated, and I was on the blog that day and needed to talk about it and there was some great support that I really needed at the time. I'm not sure this is the right forum or not but if I may I'd like to thank, squid_hunt, Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America, The Central Scrutinizer, Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman, redridinghood, FenelonSpoke, Nora, vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum, bonhomme, Roland THTG, Synova, AnnaS, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing, RondinellaMamma who would like to have her country back, please., Pug Mahon, Confuzzled, CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest, josephistan, BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit, Ladyl, RedMindBlueState, banana Dream, It's me donna and NaCly Dog. Their kind words and prayer really helped and means so much to me. If I missed anyone who posted I apologize, it was not intentional. I'd also like to add shortly after my wife became pregnant again, and so far, everyone is healthy. We are on schedule to have another daughter in November. If you could please pray for continued health, I would appreciate it.


For Healing:

5/12 – Ladyl asks for urgent prayers for two year old Ronan who has suddenly developed neurological symptoms.

6/9 AnnaS asks for prayers for her friend’s son. He had Covid symptoms but did not go to the ER until his O2 was 74%! He was put on a ventilator and therefore now has terminal lung disease and is non-responsive. Please pray for him and his family.

6/15 – Hands requests prayers for his father, who has cancer and will be going through radiation and chemotherapy this summer. Please pray for a successfully treatment and beating the cancer.

6/15 – CH needs prayers for his heart surgery on Thursday (6/17), replacing a valve and a bypass. Any prayers are appreciated!

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

Romans 8:26-27:
[26] In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. [27] And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.

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Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.



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Monday Who Dis: Dyanne Thorne made her bones doing cheesy, schlocky fare such as The Swinging Barmaids, Chesty Anderson, U.S. Navy (although, ironically, not as the lead), and the role she is most famous for, Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS. After she retired from acting, Thorne and her husband ran a wedding chapel in Los Vegas, and for an additional fee, she would do weddings while wearing her Ilsa uniform. It was surprisingly hard to find a suitable male counterpart for her, but as it turned out, she did a short film in 1965, Encounter, a with 22-year-old up-and-comer named Robert De Niro. Perhaps back then she still had serious acting aspirations. She passed in 2020 from pancreatic cancer.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Fully Loaded Corn On the Cob:

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Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Morning!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (kTF2Z)

3 I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (qe5CM)

5 Well, that's Jennifer Lopez. But I have no idea about the guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

7 Jlo?

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (ONvIw)

8 5 Well, that's Jennifer Lopez. But I have no idea about the guy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

They're too modern for me

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:17 AM (ONvIw)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: johnd01 at June 16, 2021 10:17 AM (ukNFU)

10 7 Jlo?

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:16 AM (ONvIw)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (hFAkf)

11 The votive candles are simply nauseating and sacrilegious, If I was Catholic, I'd be offended and file a lawsuit for emotional damage

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (ONvIw)

12 Who Dis: That actress from Gigli and a relative of hers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)

13 The lab cat knocked over the virus jar. Not surprised.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)

14 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (2JVJo)

15 Jenny doesn't do anything for me.

Would. Not. Eat.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (k3G9g)

16 "Why is there no Biden candle?"

He's eating it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (KfC1e)

17 Freddy Prinz Jr. and J-Lo!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (qe5CM)

18 Yes!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (hFAkf)

The 50% quatloos belong to Wolfus, not me

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

19 20

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (oEn12)

20 $5.55!?

Shit. I paid 3.00 today and was rightly pissed off.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (k3G9g)

21 There would be so much footage of Chewbacca getting racial slurs thrown at her, it's ridiculous.

This is a LIE and DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

22 19 20

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:19 AM (oEn12)


Missed it by that --><-- much!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (hFAkf)

23 Gotta say, that corn looks weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (axyOa)

24 Evy Poumpouras Is a lying attention whore who is a D list celebrity on the Bravo channel.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (2DOZq)

25 Shit. I paid 3.00 today and was rightly pissed off.

4. 40 here in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (Zmnko)

26 21 There would be so much footage of Chewbacca getting racial slurs thrown at her, it's ridiculous.

This is a LIE and DID. NOT. HAPPEN.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

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She wasn't allowed a cellphone because of racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

27 Jennifer Lopez is an attractive female. Nightmare headcase, apparently, but attractive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (V6f9+)

28
BREAKING: Arrest Warrant Issued Swalwell Team Member Who Entered Mo Brooks' Home

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

29 Joyce DeWitt and John Ritter.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

30 and also, that secret service officer quote is a lie, but we all know that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (V6f9+)

31 Anyone threw a racial epithet at Moochelle and they would be pulling a Bat 'leth out of their ass.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:22 AM (k3G9g)

32 The fake racial slur and spitting story was deployed on the day they rammed Obamacare through. It was the first time I'd seen them clearly take control of a HUGE narrative with an obvious and totally tangential lie. I'm sure they had done it many times before, but that one was particularly egregious.

I mean the story was Obamacare and how no one wanted it. And (at the time) when a story was that big it was always a story. But they gave all their freaks and weirdos an easy but totally fraudulent talking point to completely change the subject. From "healthcare" to "racism".

Breitbart offered a 100k reward for any proof of spitting or slurs. No one ever claimed it.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:22 AM (E/gBi)

33 I like the tie into the Chess Thread, OM.

Biden is obviously a pawn that any experienced chess player from China would immediately dispose of. Its also nice to set your own rules as them game progresses.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 16, 2021 10:22 AM (TNyrE)

34 It's Aff Benfleck

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 16, 2021 10:22 AM (sJHOI)

35 Why is there no Biden candle?

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All images of Hunter and his crack pipe have been scrubbed from the interwebs?

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 10:22 AM (/RFU2)

36 Gotta say, that corn looks weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (axyOa)



And gross.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (Ez6QX)

37 What is with VP Harris' neck ?
It looks like she has a goiter.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

38 I dont undersyand what theyre doing to the corn

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (oEn12)

39 Looking at those candles Talk about a cult

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (Zmnko)

40 >>Gotta say, that corn looks weird.


Thanks?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (k3G9g)

41 They just decided to never tell us abour all the racial slurs hurled at Michelle until now. They probably didn't want to bring up racism before. Understandable. Could have been divisive.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (E/gBi)

42 The media are not "accepting the lies."

They are not being told these things.

They are creating the lies on their own.

They are lying to us directly, not by credulousness or omission.

They know these things are lies. They knowingly tell us lies.

Because they are on the other team.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (WSMgR)

43 Andrew Breitbart offered a $1 Million reward for evidence of the racial slur and spitting incident.

No one clamed the cash.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

44 Missed it by that -->
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader,

I'm ahead of my time

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (oEn12)

45 Yeah, I call BS on Moochers secret service claim unless it's insider info from within their own circles? Hmmmm.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (+ldAm)

46 If it's so bad, why is she so afraid to spell it out? I would like to it so I can decide for myself how bad it is. And Singleton's tweet kind of upped the ante by claiming the racial harassment happens all the time. Can we see the evidence? ....
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If they were precise or clear or showed evidence, you might be inclined toward dangerous heterodoxy and attempt to form your own opinion. This is dangerous. You must only accept opinions as described by expert opinion-formers who keep the public interest in mind at all times.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (Jsjd7)

47 >>Gotta say, that corn looks weird.


Thanks?
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (k3G9g)



Damn good thing I didn't have a mouth full of coffee just then......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

48 I would eat that heartburn on a stick.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (AiZBA)

49 They just decided to never tell us abour all the racial slurs hurled at Michelle until now. They probably didn't want to bring up racism before. Understandable. Could have been divisive.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (E/gBi)


Exactly this!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (axyOa)

50 Ugh! That checkmate picture. Hurtful cuz it's true.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:24 AM (IDhUW)

51 Going out with my son to apply for jobs today. Wish us luck!

Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (HMtBN)

52 I kind of like the idea of ritually immolating Barky, Fauci et al.

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (h5TKJ)

53
Jennifer Lopez is one of the very few actresses who've really benefitted from discrete(?) plastic surgery.

Look at her in her first movie "Anaconda" then in any movie a couple of years later. The difference is easy to see and she looks substantially better, beautiful even.

So, congratulations JLo! for finding the only decent plastic surgeon in Hollywood.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (dWwl8)

54 CORN!!???

I don't remember eating CORN!!!

Posted by: Sounds From a Bathroom Somewhere at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

55 I can't stand idiot dummy Jennifer Lopez but I have to admit she was cute and good in the Elmore Leonard adaptation Out of Sight.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (E/gBi)

56 I suspect the gas meme is a picture from 2008. I'm not certain why, but it strikes me as older. Maybe it's the colors, or the presence of payphones (not unheard of nowadays, but far rarer than in 200, or something else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (Jsjd7)

57 She was pissed whenever she saw a flyover.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (sE/pW)

58 Bluebell, DO NOT look at photo #4 of the Dude.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (axyOa)

59 39 Looking at those candles Talk about a cult
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 10:23 AM (Zmnko)

A religion to be sure, but something akin to Rome when people became gods and goddesses. I find the Catholic imagery particularly foul, "the Sacred Heart Of Fauci", "The Immaculate Heart of Michelle"? No

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (ONvIw)

60 $5.55!?

I think that's in LA. Amazing. We're at $3.08 in PA, also a sizable increase.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (lIIT7)

61 Also two people who have never been in my kitchen. I'm batting a thousand on who dis!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (kTF2Z)

62 It's time our prayer list takes a lesson from TV mega churches...

If you want prayer that works, you've got to pay for it.

Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (/BlEx)

63 Going out with my son to apply for jobs today. Wish us luck!
Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (HMtBN)
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Best of luck to your son!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (Jsjd7)

64 That time that woman asks Mrs. Obama too climb up the outside of the Empire State Building was over the top!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (d9FiS)

65 The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

66 Mexican street corn is actually really good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

67 52 I kind of like the idea of ritually immolating Barky, Fauci et al.
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (h5TKJ)

What makes you think those bastards deserve a ritual?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (6FeV1)

68 (And my memory is fuzzy on this, but wasn't there a black congressman who claimed that some Tea Party guys (back when there was a Tea Party) either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of the incident?)

Saint John Lewis. I think it was Brietbart who offered $100,000 for evidence. An offer that was never claimed. Because it didn't happen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (E+OcO)

69 55 I can't stand idiot dummy Jennifer Lopez but I have to admit she was cute and good in the Elmore Leonard adaptation Out of Sight.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (E/gBi)

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Getting a 4K UHD release from Kino at some point later this year. I haven't seen it in forever, but I'll probably be picking it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

70 My goodness JLo has the whole package.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 16, 2021 10:27 AM (UzQI1)

71 "Why is there no Biden candle?"
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Couldn't get approval. They showed him the pre-production and after lighting it to do the smell test sign-off, Biden freaked out and panicked because he thought he was on fire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (Jsjd7)

72 51 Going out with my son to apply for jobs today. Wish us luck!
Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (HMtBN)

In this economy, he should be able to sit back and field offers. What kind of job is he looking for?

Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (/BlEx)

73 Mexican street corn is actually really good.
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Japanese grilled corn beats it te down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (nI1Kq)

74

Rep. Andre Carson (D-IN) was one of those who claim to have been spat upon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (63Dwl)

75 =========

Getting a 4K UHD release from Kino at some point later this year. I haven't seen it in forever, but I'll probably be picking it up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)



Do you have an entire room in your house that's just wall to wall shelves of movies?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Can we see the evidence?

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The answer to every question as to the motive behind hyperbolic sensationalist accusations made by every narcissistic Marxist death cult useful idiot is always: PROJECTION.

Thus endeth the lesson . .

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (/RFU2)

77
I gotta say the modern Teh Ghey Flag looks better than the old one. It looks like it's trying to represent something...I don't know...maybe The Kingdom of Dunkin Donuts Donut Flavors.

The old Teh Ghey Flag was just a lazy 5 minutes on a computer dealio.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (dWwl8)

78 "Why is there no Biden candle?"

Hunter is using it

Posted by: Jean at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (Xih1H)

79 Going out with my son to apply for jobs today. Wish us luck!
Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM (HMtBN)


Good luck!
If it helps, there are 9 Help Wanted signs between my house and the coffee shop.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (axyOa)

80 Dr Jill's candle can be lit on both ends.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (k3G9g)

81
Japanese grilled corn beats it te down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (nI1Kq)


Never had it, but will have to look for it now so I can compare.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Lopez of course was one of the Fly Girls on In Living Color.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

83 J-lo, whom I'd do if she'd let me.
/Amos Burton

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (HaL55)

84 Yeah, I call BS on Moochers secret service claim

Did she ever travel if adoration was not guaranteed ahead of time? And I'm assuming 'racism' means 'not sufficiently supportive of the narrative' because nobody would actually hold a racist sign. Well, nobody besides BLM or their fellow travellers.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (UMXod)

85 You see what happens when you let the Wookie win?

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (Kwe7a)

86 When French Davidian opens his compound, we can expect him to showcase his entire collection of lefty candles in the main worship room.

So not a cult.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (TNyrE)

87 Corn on the cob? Yeah right. That's f'in elote. It's basically toxic waste. Do not eat that. I'd almost rather eat out of a dumpster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (pfqSb)

88 Is Lt. Worf or Big Mike considered to be racial slurs?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (wpJDK)

89 Some of those J-Lo pics show very clear evidence that she has ample quantities of Teh Hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (Jsjd7)

90 Hey, Bubba said he sees a noose on the floor beneath the tin can collection in that old cracker mansion photo. That kid needs canceled right away.

Posted by: NASCAR.COM at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (sE/pW)

91 75 =========
Getting a 4K UHD release from Kino at some point later this year. I haven't seen it in forever, but I'll probably be picking it up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Do you have an entire room in your house that's just wall to wall shelves of movies?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

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I have a closet that's pretty much full of movies. I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Here's a pic of part of it:

https://tinyurl.com/4bwybr6s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

92 Corn is a "meal marker." That is all.

Posted by: Beverly Hills Cop at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (0n37U)

93
The old Teh Ghey Flag was just a lazy 5 minutes on a computer dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake


The old ghey flag it ain't what it used to be
Ain't what it used to be
Ain't what it used to be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (63Dwl)

94 That coin jar meme is excellent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (Jsjd7)

95 If you want prayer that works, you've got to pay for it.
Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (/BlEx)

Are you planning to be our forum version of Joel Osteen? Forget it. And anyway, I don't even think Joel Osteen promotes "If you join my church or send in money your prayers will be answered." There are a variety of preachers on the T.V. Some are quite good, others not so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)

96 It's generally a rule in vexillology not to have more than four colors, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (6FeV1)

97 Lying liars gonna lie. Don't remember who first said it here but that Moron was wondrous wise. Come to think of it, it might've been the boss.

Half an acre mowed. Another half to go. It's hot out there.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (XxJt1)

98 Now, I WOULD believe if the SS agent told stories of people yelling "How big's yer dick!" at Moochelle......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

99 53
Jennifer Lopez is one of the very few actresses who've really benefitted from discrete(?) plastic surgery.

Look at her in her first movie "Anaconda" then in any movie a couple of years later. The difference is easy to see and she looks substantially better, beautiful even.

So, congratulations JLo! for finding the only decent plastic surgeon in Hollywood.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:25 AM

That was exactly my thought as I looked through the pictures. However, I do think there's a difference between making subtle changes to the shape of a young person's face on the one hand, and trying to reverse the ravages of time on the other. Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan seemed to have done theirs as they got older and opportunities for movie roles were drying up.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (qe5CM)

100 Michelle Obama is currently one of the most priviliged peeple on the planet.

and she is lieing

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (bTQ72)

101 If you want prayer that works, you've got to pay for it.
Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:26 AM (/BlEx)

And what do you mean "Prayer that works." You've never seen prayers answered on the prayer list. I have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)

102 At least the poverty cabin had a telephone on the wall and not on top of a pole outside.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (63Dwl)

103
"Why is there no Biden candle?"


It is self-extinguishing every time he wets himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (pNxlR)

104 Look, all I said was that it looked like Barack was taking his pet Yeti for a walk. I don't think that's racist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (kTF2Z)

105 I have a closet that's pretty much full of movies. I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Yeah, but how many copies of Nukie do you have?

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (h5TKJ)

106
Here's a pic of part of it:

https://tinyurl.com/4bwybr6s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)


What'd you do with all the VHS tapes?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Some of those J-Lo pics show very clear evidence that she has ample quantities of Teh Hawt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


She's 50 years old.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (nI1Kq)

108 Your morning chuckle....a real knee slapper!

@tomselliott

CNN's @jimsciutto gushes over Biden shaking hands w/ Putin: "The handshake, Biden looked in the eye of Putin with a smile and Putin looked away ... These [moments] are about public posturing and about how you project strength."

.@JohnBrennan fawns over Biden's short statement to the press alongside Putin: "Unlike a Trump, who was a novice, an amateur, and he stumbled through the issues ... Biden is deeply educated on these issues and he can talk about them in a way that Donald Trump never could."

https://tinyurl.com/ygabfkaa

Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

109 There are a variety of preachers on the T.V. Some are quite good, others not so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (k39e/)


I liked the one that argued that he needed a new jet.

God doesn't like it when his evangelists have to fly in old, funky jets.

Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (/BlEx)

110 Michael Obama is a menace. A walking pestilence.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (8VdmT)

111 Good luck!
If it helps, there are 9 Help Wanted signs between my house and the coffee shop.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (axyOa)


I'm seeing job signs > $20/hr. here and some of them have signing bonuses.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (hFAkf)

112 (And my memory is fuzzy on this, but wasn't there a black congressman who claimed that some Tea Party guys (back when there was a Tea Party) either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of the incident?)
***

I was there. I saw the Congressman and even said hello. I can say while he was nearby, he was treated with respect and was welcomed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (axyOa)

113 50 year olds

Heather Graham > Jennifer Lopez

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

114 106
Here's a pic of part of it:

https://tinyurl.com/4bwybr6s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

What'd you do with all the VHS tapes?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

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Heh. I don't own any. Not a one. I remember Dolley owned a VHS of Sphere when we were dating, but I think she ended up throwing it out during one of our many moves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

115 Also it was impossible to get pictures of all the racist signs held up at Michelle because the media was never with her at any events.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (E/gBi)

116 BTW, stealing a heavenly symbol for your blasphemy likely won't work out in the long run.

I'm jussayin.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

117 either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of the incident?

Despite a very substantial reward offered for proof.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (DMUuz)

118 I was not surprised to read of the Anglican priest's disbelief. He's just an SJW who's found a grift that pays him and has no consequences for misbehavior. I remember going to the Washington Cathedral for some ceremony or another about the time the Episcopal Church bishops decided their opinion on gay marriage was more important than 2000 years of church doctrine. The service was presided over by Katharine Jefferts Schori, who was then the presiding bishop (the head of the church). She was dressed in full semi-popish regalia, and as she walked down the aisle of the church, I remember thinking, this is all a big joke to her. She was smirking and clearly felt the whole thing was beneath her. I've never had any use for bishops, but after that, it was active hatred.

I don't care if you don't believe, but have the integrity not to continue taking the parishioner's money if that's the case. But like all SJWs, they're just in it for the power.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (v16oJ)

119 I still think the funniest M'cel comment ever made was from Ace himself, on the day of Barry's inauguration and parade.

Something to the effect of "Dodge Vipers are envious of her rear wheelbase."

He said it funnier.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (0n37U)

120 I think in large part America is not a racist country. If people held up signs and said things it was probably along the line of disliking "All this for a flag" and for her promoting racial division. That this report comes up now is just part of the racial division/Marxism push.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (k39e/)

121 J-Lo was in one of the more bizarre movies I've seen, The Cell.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (Kwe7a)

122 Gee, OM, thanks for reminding me BenLo was a thing again.

Stoopid Hollywood.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (OUMaO)

123
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Heh. I don't own any. Not a one. I remember Dolley owned a VHS of Sphere when we were dating, but I think she ended up throwing it out during one of our many moves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)



You ARE young, aren't you.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

124
Seriously, if you fed elote to POWs, someone would eventually throw you in PI Haaglanden and throw away the key. It's punishment, not food.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (pfqSb)

125
an also bitch

why are vax'd peeps demanding the un vax'd wear a mask still?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (bTQ72)

126 I liked the one that argued that he needed a new jet.

God doesn't like it when his evangelists have to fly in old, funky jets.
Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (/BlEx)


"God doesn't want me to ride business class."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (hFAkf)

127 Prayer up for all the Hordelings in need. They really do help.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (HaL55)

128 Remember that time that an Asian reporter claimed a member of the Trump admin said "kung flu" to her face?

Then remember how that same Asian reporter refused to name the source of said remark?

Which is obviously something you do when you supposedly have someone dead to rights, who is working for an administration you absolutely detest.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (KbCG3)

129 121 J-Lo was in one of the more bizarre movies I've seen, The Cell.
Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (Kwe7a)

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I have that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

130 Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

You'd turn away too if confronted with that wall of old man stank coming at you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (6FeV1)

131 123 You ARE young, aren't you.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

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36 last Thursday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

132 Since we've never seen one single racist sign at any Mooch event, and we would, over and over and forever, we can simply call bullshit and move on.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (uhPTO)

133 My fave Wookie photo is her with the two Spanish princesses. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (sE/pW)

134 11 The votive candles are simply nauseating and sacrilegious, If I was Catholic, I'd be offended and file a lawsuit for emotional damage
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (ONvIw

Tyey are a sacrilege against the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qyH+l)

135 Obama was asked a simple question by a plumber while he was running for president and the media set out to try and destroy the guy's life. Are we really supposed to believe that Michelle racial slurs were directed at her and we're only just now hearing about it?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (G2zl5)

136 I have a closet that's pretty much full of movies. I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Here's a pic of part of it:

https://tinyurl.com/4bwybr6s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)


Impressive.

You've got the entire collection of "Big Beavers and Little Squirrels" Vols I-IX.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (dWwl8)

137 If it's so bad, why is she so afraid to spell it out?

Because it's all bullshit, that's why.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (II3Gr)

138 Which is the imagery they're using.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qyH+l)

139 "If [racial insult to Michelle] so bad, why is she so afraid to spell it out? I would like to see it so I can decide for myself how bad it is. "

Is it as bad as the NYT and every other MSM outfit lambasting "whiteness" every day for the past eleven years? I doubt it.

Posted by: Doge gp Much Girth Wow Such Hard at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qpX6U)

140 I'm seeing job signs > $20/hr. here and some of them have signing bonuses.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (hFAkf)


Here too, except it's more like $15 an hour with signing bonus.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)

141 122 Gee, OM, thanks for reminding me BenLo was a thing again.

Stoopid Hollywood.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM

I think it was Bennifer.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qe5CM)

142 I've been a doctor for thirty years. I love everything about my job and wouldn't do anything else. But I don't believe in science. I reckon a decent sized minority of my peers feel the same. I'm looking at you, climate scientists!

Posted by: Tony.Fauci at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (d9FiS)

143 =========

36 last Thursday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (LvTSG)



I'd say I have shirts older than that, but the closest I get is around 32 or 33.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

144 I don't care if you don't believe, but have the integrity not to continue taking the parishioner's money if that's the case. But like all SJWs, they're just in it for the power.
Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM (v16oJ)

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There is a YouTube channel called "Lutheran Satire." They hit on this all the time.

Get past the campy feel to all of their videos. That's half the humor. But the "Clergy Video Date" (or something like that) clip is hilarious.

Also, Donal and Conal. But I digress.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (0n37U)

145 113 50 year olds

Heather Graham > Jennifer Lopez

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (2DOZq)


Elizabeth Hurley > Heather Graham > Jennifer Lopez

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (hFAkf)

146
"A lot of people knew that it [New York public schools] was bad," explains local activist Michael Duncan, "but they didn't know it was this bad."

No wonder the district saw a 13 percent drop in enrollment over the past four years. These are the children, after all, of middle-class black homeowners, "successful people," Duncan points out. "The results in our schools are not reflective of the community. Something is wrong here."
Money's not the problem. PS 134 spent $27,000 per student in 2019, much more than double the national average (New York state spends the most per pupil in the country). Catholic schools and small private schools in the area spend far less, with far better results.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

147 The Bee's take on the NYT backing down.

The Babylon Bee


New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (d9FiS)

148 Prayer up for all the Hordelings in need. They really do help.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (HaL55)

Amen to that.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (E/gBi)

149 The old Teh Ghey Flag was just a lazy 5 minutes on a computer dealio.

Posted by: naturalfake

I always wonder what Rev. Jesse thinks of his old Rainbow Coalition's livery getting hijacked like that.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (OUMaO)

150 Paraffin wax is made from petroleum, so candles cause climate change. Suck it, libtards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)

151 Look, all I said was that it looked like Barack was taking his pet Yeti for a walk. I don't think that's racist.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (kTF2Z)
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You don't see how that's not only racist but profoundly racist as well as generally bigoted?

First, you denied the First Lady's humanity. By calling her a "Yeti," you subjugate her into the status of an animal. What's worse, you reduced her to the status of a domestic pet. By referring to her via her husband in the form of a possessive - "his pet" - and removing any possibility of choice from the equation (that the President was "taking her for a walk"), you also deny her agency as an independent, equal person. This is particularly egregious because the status of women as chattels in rigidly patriarchal socio-political structures is so common and so recent that the scars run deep throughout womankind the world over. This stance just exacerbates and perpetuates that history.

And then, of course, you called her a "Yeti" - a mythical animal that appears in Asian cultures, in snowy and mountainous areas. The animal you picked denies her African heritage and racial identity. It was racist.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Jsjd7)

152 146 No wonder the district saw a 13 percent drop in enrollment over the past four years. These are the children, after all, of middle-class black homeowners, "successful people," Duncan points out. "The results in our schools are not reflective of the community. Something is wrong here."
Money's not the problem. PS 134 spent $27,000 per student in 2019, much more than double the national average (New York state spends the most per pupil in the country). Catholic schools and small private schools in the area spend far less, with far better results.
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

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It's racism.

Reparations will fix it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

153
And that, my friends is the canonical example of RBF by Big Mike.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (pNxlR)

154 Breitbart offered a 100k reward for any proof of spitting or slurs. No one ever claimed it.
An offer which was NEVER mentioned on any of the MSM, because they already knew there would be no takers.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (v16oJ)

155 150 in and no one has posted this?

https://youtu.be/umY1GHFcGU0

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Reminds me of the Cuban flag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (csEWM)

157 I think I'm overdoing it when I take butter, garlic powder, paprika, salt&pepper, and wrap up the cob in the husks and grill.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (/Hhiw)

158 141 122 Gee, OM, thanks for reminding me BenLo was a thing again.
Stoopid Hollywood.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM

I think it was Bennifer.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qe5CM)
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These names. They are cute. They entertain.

Just know. Every Friday, she is "The Pao-Lo."

Posted by: The Paolo at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (0n37U)

159 Evy Poumpouras has a book to sell, a consulting practice to maintain, and media exposures to continue to push. This statement helps keep her in the public eye.

It's a business move, nothing more. Someone should borrow her book on learning how to read people and let us know if she was lying when she made that statement.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (mdjgu)

160 What did they roll that corn in and wth did they stick it in? It looks nasty to me.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (NpAcC)

161 Media fake narrative stuff will linger in the brains of lib mid- and nitwits forever, even when/if formally corrected/repudiated by the media. It's not quite the purpose of media fakery in the first place, but it's certainly not considered an adverse side effect to have people still thinking "Sarah Palin put the cross-hairs on Gabby Giffords" or "Trump told people to drink fish tank cleaner."

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (dYe5S)

162 I think it was Bennifer.

Posted by: Moonbeam


NOT HELPING!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (OUMaO)

163 Elizabeth Hurley > Heather Graham > Jennifer Lopez
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:37 AM (hFAkf)
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You beat me to it, OM. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (Jsjd7)

164 ESPN has a story this morning about two different European soccer players who have dissed the major sponsors of their league.

France's player is a devout Muslim who doesn't drink alcohol and yesterday he picked up the bottle of Heineken sitting in front of his podium and moved it out sight. Apparently last year the team captain of Portugal moved two Coke bottles out of sight and replaced them with water, and actually said "water" to the camera. He is well known for his healthy diet.

According to ESPN, the move coincided with Coke losing $4B in value the next day. The EUFA put out a statement in which they remind players that tournaments could not be held without the financial support of these major corporations.
Wait until they start fining players like Nascar ...

Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Cp9Xk)

165 I have a closet that's pretty much full of movies. I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Mine are in a 1920s glass-front cabinet. Perhaps I will share a picture one day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

166 BabylonBee: New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

167 The votive candles are simply nauseating and sacrilegious, If I was Catholic, I'd be offended and file a lawsuit for emotional damage
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:18 AM (ONvIw

Tyey are a sacrilege against the Sacred Heart of Jesus.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qyH+l)



The people who designed them are going straight to hell.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Ez6QX)

168 164 According to ESPN, the move coincided with Coke losing $4B in value the next day. The EUFA put out a statement in which they remind players that tournaments could not be held without the financial support of these major corporations.
Wait until they start fining players like Nascar ...
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Cp9Xk)

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FIFA, the most corrupt institution in sports.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

169 Mmmmm....Elizabeth Hurley.

Of all the nightmare pervert people, she's my favorite.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (V6f9+)

170 Fully-loaded or not, that corn's still gonna get stuck in my teeth

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (Bmy3R)

171 I never tire of the Jsjd7 lectures

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (E/gBi)

172 J Lo? "Puff Daddy's" old jizz jar? Barf.

BTW, isn't that slang for pimp of underage girls?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (cyTfJ)

173 What did they roll that corn in and wth did they stick it in? It looks nasty to me.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (NpAcC)


They rolled it in crumbled queso fresco. What they dipped it in, I've no idea.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

174
Indeed, these fake stories literally follow you, HARANGUE you, actually, as you scroll down a twitter page.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (NSvtg)

175 Prayer up for all the Hordelings in need. They really do help.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:35 AM (HaL55)

praying

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (oEn12)

176 That corn thing looks revolting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (II3Gr)

177 I understand people-even in the ministry-can have spiritual crises. Generally, they work through them by talking to trusted spiritual advisors, reading the Bible and other books, praying and probably getting anti depressant meds. You can find Saints who go through long periods where God seems absent. However, if you spend 30 years as a priest/pastor not believing in God you need to get out and become a social worker, psychologist or something else because you're doing no real service to your congregation aside from supporting their political opinions and (Probably) being a social activist, You're waiting to collect your pension.

And I think "Fesshole" is an appropriate name for this guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (k39e/)

178
I'm sure it's a pack of lies, but the message is clear: "Someone saying *something* 'racist' to the benevolent Lady Obama is repulsive. We at the NYT think it's it's safe to say it shocks the conscience of any American who doesn't want to get cancelled with extreme prejudice, and this would be a much a better country if the cops could just break the shitty little necks of anyone we bien pensant media gatekeepers deem racist."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (pfqSb)

179 165 I have a closet that's pretty much full of movies. I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Mine are in a 1920s glass-front cabinet. Perhaps I will share a picture one day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

========

That sounds classy. Far classier than mine.

I have to worry about quantity, though. According to my record keeping at Blu-ray.com, I have 1,043 movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

180 FIFA, the most corrupt institution in sports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

In sheer magnitude, of course, but the FIA has them beat on style points.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (6FeV1)

181 =========

FIFA, the most corrupt institution in sports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)


TRUE STORY!

Posted by: F1 at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

182
get this Hunter Biden is now an artist?


who believes that?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (bTQ72)

183 *takes note of the movies Chesty Anderson and The Swinging Bartenders for future research purposes*

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (xxG/v)

184 Hate to say it, but that corn does not even look good. I am a simple man. Corn. Butter. Perfection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (csEWM)

185 >>That corn thing looks revolting.


I heard you guys the first time!

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (wRfHN)

186 This is a LIE and DID. NOT. HAPPEN.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

But I am told, by reliable sources, that Mike Sington likes to holler "Stalin Forever" when his boyfriend feeds him the bone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (4MaOq)

187 get this Hunter Biden is now an artist?

who believes that?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (bTQ72)
++++
The corrupt players who will launder money into the Biden Crime Family by purchasing his artworks?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (Jsjd7)

188
What did they roll that corn in and wth did they stick it in? It looks nasty to me.


Yeah, somebody else is eating one of those first, in its entirety, and then getting back to me three days later to report on any ill effects before I'd even consider approaching a vendor of said comestible.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (pNxlR)

189 Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (dYe5S)

I think it's one of the purposes. It's like a fence to keep the sheep in.

If I believed 10% of the shit they say about conservatives I wouldn't want to be one either.

Takes a lot to wake up from that snooze especially if you're predisposed to the slumber.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (E/gBi)

190 Anyone had anything that starts out like food poisoning (nausea, upset stomach) and then tails out as nausea?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)

191 Sir Humphrey Appleby : Ah, well, the word "Modernist" is code for non-believer.

James Hacker : You mean an atheist?

Sir Humphrey Appleby : No, Prime Minister. An atheist clergyman couldn't continue to draw his stipend. So, when they stop believing in God, they call themselves "Modernists".

James Hacker : How could the Church of England suggest an atheist as Bishop of Bury St Edmunds?

Sir Humphrey Appleby : Well, very easily. The Church of England is primarily a social organization, not a religious one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (d78nD)

192 So I'm guessing that what is on the corn is butter, because mayonnaise sounds disgusting. And then I'm thinking some sort of powdered cheese type stuff, because if it were salt that would be your sodium intake for the year. And the red is paprika.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5)

193
I saw Nightmare Pervert People open for the Butthole Surfers at the Leather Lounge in '85.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (dWwl8)

194 Since we're almost to 200 comments...

Jennifer Lopez / Ryan Guzman / The Boy Next Door

No quatloos awarded since I did an image search.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (nR2nR)

195 I custom built some shelves. The middle shelf is extra tall to include some of the bigger box sets like the Bergman and Fellini box sets from Criterion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:30 AM


Building shelves is The Moron Way.

Succeeding at it is not. It is meant to be a Promethean Sisyphean task.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (DMUuz)

196
get this Hunter Biden is now an artist?

who believes that?
Posted by: will choose a nic later


** sheepishly raises hand **

-- GWBush

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

197
According to ESPN, the move coincided with Coke losing $4B in value the next day. The EUFA put out a statement in which they remind players that tournaments could not be held without the financial support of these major corporations.
Wait until they start fining players like Nascar ...
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Cp9Xk)



Why do I not believe this?

$4bn in one day because some soccer player flopped coke bottles like he flops on the field?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

198
According to ESPN, the move coincided with Coke losing $4B in value the next day. The EUFA put out a statement in which they remind players that tournaments could not be held without the financial support of these major corporations.
Wait until they start fining players like Nascar ...
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (Cp9Xk)


I find it heard to believe that Coke would lose $4B just because a player moved their product off camera. What I do find plausible is Coke losing lots of money over telling its customers to be less white.

Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (tcsxg)

199 Evy Poumpouras Is a lying attention whore who is a D list celebrity on the Bravo channel.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:21 AM (2DOZq)

She has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (4MaOq)

200 Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Jsjd7)

------------

You are way too good at this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (kTF2Z)

201 who believes that?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (bTQ72)

The same people who believe Emma Emhoff is a model or that Jim Comey is a writer...pure corruption.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (ONvIw)

202 Amen to that.

Oops, somebody take this letter "s" and put it in my previous comment. Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (HaL55)

203 83 J-lo, whom I'd do if she'd let me.
/Amos Burton
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (HaL55)

SOMEbody's been watching The Expanse!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (II3Gr)

204 184 Hate to say it, but that corn does not even look good. I am a simple man. Corn. Butter. Perfection.

Yep. Corn. Butter. Touch each of salt and pepper and I'm good to go. So simple, so delicious.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (Bmy3R)

205 You can find Saints who go through long periods where God seems absent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (k39e/)

They even have a name for it. It's called the Dark Night of the Soul and yes many spiritual luminaries have such stories.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (E/gBi)

206 Poumpouras

Google Translate sez: That's Greek for "Big Pompous Ass"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (Bmy3R)

207
FIFA, the most corrupt institution in sports.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

__________

Hold my beer

Posted by: International Olympic Committee at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (d78nD)

208 That sounds classy. Far classier than mine.

I have to worry about quantity, though. According to my record keeping at Blu-ray.com, I have 1,043 movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

I did that too. Just before the last move, I decided I probably was never going to watch the third season of the original CSI again and packed it and a lot of friends into wash tubs and took them to half price books. I may have been a bit overzealous as I cannot find some things now.

Like my copy of Event Horizon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)

209 I liked the one that argued that he needed a new jet.

God doesn't like it when his evangelists have to fly in old, funky jets.
Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (/BlEx)


Is there a point to your insults today?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (y7DUB)

210 If it helps, there are 9 Help Wanted signs between my house and the coffee shop.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (axyOa)

I'm seeing job signs > $20/hr. here and some of them have signing bonuses.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM



A buddy of mine heard two help wanted radio ads from an area adult book store.

The first was offering $18/hr.

A week later a new ad was aired offering the $18/hr, plus sales commissions.

Posted by: Bert G at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (2YqpS)

211 Although roasted corn *is* on another level.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (E/gBi)

212 195 Building shelves is The Moron Way.

Succeeding at it is not. It is meant to be a Promethean Sisyphean task.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (DMUuz)

=========

The worst part was the staining. Took forever in the South Carolina humidity. The room smelled like the stain for over a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

213 And I agree with CN. I'm not a RC either and I think those sacred heart candles are insulting. Probably made up by people who haven't been to church in 20 years-at least-and have no belief in God-except in God as big government which will solve all our problems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (k39e/)

214 50 year olds

Heather Graham > Jennifer Lopez
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM


You're approaching this the wrong way.

Heather Graham and Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (m+jkK)

215 I find the Mexican fascination with Frida Kahlo to be only slightly less awful than the modern leftist idiot's fascination with Che Guevara.

She was an ultra red communist and she bears some amount of the blame for Mexico being the shithole it is today.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (YYlyE)

216 *takes note of the movies Chesty Anderson and The Swinging Bartenders for future research purposes*
Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (xxG/v)


Chesty Anderson was voted #57 in the "Worst Movies on YouTube."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

217 New York Times Forced To Admit Babylon Bee Not Fake News Since Stories Keep Coming True
~~~
Shaking my head in admiration. These guys are so good.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (IDhUW)

218 So if the media says all these "rayciss" calls were hurled
at Duct Tape Mike, but these calls never really happened, isn't that called "lying"?

Yes, I think it is....lies 24/7.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (8VdmT)

219 A friend of mine saw Jennifer Lopez at a Yankees game years ago--this was before A-Rod--and said in person she is unbelievably gorgeous, 10X better than she looks in pictures.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (mR6Gs)

220 Prayers up. I note there isn't a recipe shown for that cob 'o corn

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (DDazy)

221 You can find Saints who go through long periods where God seems absent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (k39e/)

Replacing God with politicians seems sick, though.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

222 Oh, and I finally got my tax refund, including the extra $200 they said I was due. I'm such a grownup; I'll put most of it in the bank and apply it on the car loan.

After I splurge on a new pipe and some new tobacco, though!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (/XOcP)

223 The Clown World sign is lit. C'mon in, get it fresh and hot.

Those candles... no lunch for me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (F0YaR)

224
Elote is: corn kernel + mayonnaise slurry with mild Mexican season on it.

Eltoe is: Repulsive. I am the opposite of a picky eater. I like most anything. But elote is just horrible. It's a cup of trash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (pfqSb)

225 103 "Why is there no Biden candle?"
It is self-extinguishing every time he wets himself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (pNxlR)

Instead of smelling the candle, the Biden candle smells you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (ynpvh)

226 73 Mexican street corn is actually really good.

Posted by: Sponge



Japanese grilled corn beats it te down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (nI1Kq)

Zia's Roasted Corn Grits beats them all.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (8SSHh)

227 That corn thing looks revolting.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (II3Gr)


Well, to be fair, you've got to have it stuffed up your ass by an underage Chinese hooker to get the full effect.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (dWwl8)

228 That corn stuff looks gross.

I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte. I believe that someone, somewhere, yelled something rude at her or waved a sign that was rude, but all the time? Or even normally on a normal day? And then recall that she told the same story twice about shopping at Target (iirc) and the first time it was a fun story about how normal it was and how people didn't recognize her, even asking her to reach something from a top shelf, and the second time it was how people were racist and expected her to be a servant.

Dumb.

Oh, Thanks for the very sexy male "who's this" today.

Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (BD/yx)

229
You are way too good at this.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


He is, isn't he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (pNxlR)

230 I find it heard to believe that Coke would lose $4B just because a player moved their product off camera. What I do find plausible is Coke losing lots of money over telling its customers to be less white.
Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:44 AM (tcsxg)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (csEWM)

231 Anyone had anything that starts out like food poisoning (nausea, upset stomach) and then tails out as nausea?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)

Ah, you've been to a MoMe.

Just got over that. Toast, rice, lots of water, lots of sleep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (V6f9+)

232 Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (E/gBi)

Thanks for supplying the terminlogy. My senior brain had forgotten it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (k39e/)

233 224 Elote is: corn kernel + mayonnaise slurry with mild Mexican season on it.


Eltoe is: Repulsive. I am the opposite of a picky eater. I like most anything. But elote is just horrible. It's a cup of trash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (pfqSb)

Then you haven't had it done right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

234 Aetius451AD

Prayers ascending you you, my brother.

Let me know if I have to devote a prayer wheel or two just for you.

And no, I do not want your stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (u82oZ)

235 These celebrity prayer candles are made for all kinds of people, and its hard to determine if they are ever meant to be serious or not. I can't really call them blasphemy because having a candle lit and praying to it smacks of idolatry to me no matter who is on it, but the figures on these things are inevitably some leftist or popular TV character (if meant as novelty items).

Most people think of them as being Mexican, supposedly the tall glass ones like that will burn for a week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (KZzsI)

236
Wasn't Madame Pompouras the mistress of Louis XV?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (d78nD)

237 208 I did that too. Just before the last move, I decided I probably was never going to watch the third season of the original CSI again and packed it and a lot of friends into wash tubs and took them to half price books. I may have been a bit overzealous as I cannot find some things now.

Like my copy of Event Horizon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)

==========

I've been upgrading my DVDs to Blu-rays, and I've been trying to sell all the old DVDs on eBay. Surprisingly enough, no one seems to want an old DVD copy of Shrek 2.

The stuff that hasn't sold is just becoming a pile in the corner of the closet. I need to just box them up and drop them off at the library as donations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

238 There was such a priest presiding at a wedding in the 1971 movie Little Murders.

Rev. Dupas: Your father-in-law wants me to mention the deity in the ceremony. He wants me to sneak it in. He's offered me a lot of money to do it. Well, if it's all right with you, I'd like to take the money and not mention the deity; First Existential can use the money.

Rev. Dupas: Why does one decide to marry? Social pressure? Boredom? Loneliness? Sexual appeasement? Love? I won't put any of these reasons down. Each in its own way is adequate, each is all right. Last year, I married a musician who wanted to get married in order to stop masturbating. Please, don't be startled, I'm not putting him down. That marriage did not work. But the man tried. He is now separated, still masturbating, but he is at peace with himself because he tried society's way.

Rev. Dupas: Now, just last month, I married a novelist to a painter. Everyone at the wedding ceremony was under the influence of an hallucinogenic drug. The drug quickened our mental responses, slowed our physical responses, and the whole ceremony took two days to perform. Never have the words had such meaning!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (d9FiS)

239 226 Zia's Roasted Corn Grits beats them all.
Pakistani grits?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (AHq56)

240
does the Biden candle smell like Dr Jills who-ha?


asking for a friend

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (bTQ72)

241 people still thinking "Sarah Palin put the cross-hairs on Gabby Giffords" or "Trump told people to drink fish tank cleaner."
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (dYe5S)

Hell, people still think Sarah Palin actually claimed she could see Russia from her house.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (0n37U)

242 226 73 Mexican street corn is actually really good.

Posted by: Sponge

Japanese grilled corn beats it te down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (nI1Kq)

Zia's Roasted Corn Grits beats them all.
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (8SSHh)

My Mammaw's fried sweet corn would make you see God. Not even joking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (csEWM)

243 Like my copy of Event Horizon.

That movie bothered the shit out of me. I won't watch it again.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (uVmqw)

244 Prayers up here for Horde members on the list and also those that are not but who are in need.

Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (IDhUW)

245 James Hacker : How could the Church of England suggest an atheist as Bishop of Bury St Edmunds?

Sir Humphrey Appleby : Well, very easily. The Church of England is primarily a social organization, not a religious one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM


"So what you're saying is that we need a cross between a socialite and a socialist?"

"Yes, Prime Minister."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (m+jkK)

246 Kiss mah Pakistani grits!

Posted by: Flo Abdullah-Dullah at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (Bmy3R)

247 The guy who is selling those candles of Democrat icons is actually a savvy businessman, because I bet sales are brisk.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (mR6Gs)

248 So I'm guessing that what is on the corn is butter, because mayonnaise sounds disgusting. And then I'm thinking some sort of powdered cheese type stuff, because if it were salt that would be your sodium intake for the year. And the red is paprika.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (G2zl5)


It's mayo. It's a lime (not lemon) mayo. This doesn't look quite authentic, as the street vendor corn is usually grilled, and never put mayo on. The cheese is cotija, which is a crumbly milky type queso fresco. Substitutes can be feta or parmesan which I think is being used here. It's way too strong IMHO. Then, sprinkle with chili, also popular is a seasoning called Tija, which is a blend of chili and lime. Then, sprinkle with cilantro.

Just look up Mexican Street Vendor Corn and you'll find recipes.

Posted by: White Goodman at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

249 I don't care if you don't believe, but have the integrity not to continue taking the parishioner's money if that's the case. But like all SJWs, they're just in it for the power.
Posted by: pep

and tge subversion - converting his church to.a church of wokeness

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (oEn12)

250 And no one ever said anything rude to or racist about Melania.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (E/gBi)

251 This slender, busty, smiling beauty lives in constant terror that Joe Biden will try to smell her:
https://is.gd/esGY5Y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (Jsjd7)

252 Ugh old sock.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

253 I gotta say the modern Teh Ghey Flag looks better than the old one. It looks like it's trying to represent something...I don't know...maybe The Kingdom of Dunkin Donuts Donut Flavors.

The old Teh Ghey Flag was just a lazy 5 minutes on a computer dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 10:28 AM (dWwl


Nice arrow motif: "This way to the ovens."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (4MaOq)

254 And Gerald May-who was a Christian and a psychiatrist-had an excellent book on the dark night of the soul in which he includes writings from such people as St Teresa of Avila and St John of the Cross.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (k39e/)

255 And I was wrong - don't type and talk at the same time.

The mayo on the corn is correct, not MUSTARD.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

256 And I think "Fesshole" is an appropriate name for this guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:42 AM (k39e/)

I took a look at the Fesshole site on Twitter, and it turns out that it's an online confessional. People send their embarrassing secrets to Fesshole, and it then gets posted, anonymously. Some of the confessions are actually quite funny.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (mdjgu)

257 >>Just look up Mexican Street Vendor Corn


You want Bathtub Cheese with that, Esse?

Posted by: Mexican Street Vendor at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (wRfHN)

258 Jennifer Lopez and some douchebag dude. I guess guys like that are attractive to women but to me they are the equivalent of the girl with 3" nails and fake everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (KZzsI)

259 243 Like my copy of Event Horizon.

That movie bothered the shit out of me. I won't watch it again.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (uVmqw)

I like haunted house movies. I like ghost ship movies. I like sci-fi. Ergo...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (csEWM)

260 Elote is: corn kernel + mayonnaise slurry with mild Mexican season on it.

Eltoe is: Repulsive. I am the opposite of a picky eater. I like most anything. But elote is just horrible. It's a cup of trash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (pfqSb)



Ugh. Thank goodness that's not something my husband eats. The menudo is bad enough.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)

261 And no one ever said anything rude to or racist about Melania.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (E/gBi)
++++
Melania was a foreign whore married to Donald Trump and was complicit in her husband's driving of this country into ruin. Nothing good can - or should - be said about her.

Posted by: The Mainstream Press at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)

262 Given that Michelle Obama once claimed that some short woman in a store asking Michelle if she'd mind helping her get an item off a high shelf was an example of the horrible raaaaaacism that Michelle is constantly exposed to, the "racist" remarks that Michelle was constantly exposed to were probably statements like "hello."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (k4dH2)

263 Late to the party, but JLo (obviously) and some hot dude.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (9hauA)

264 Just look up Mexican Street Vendor Corn and you'll find recipes.
Posted by: White Goodman at June 16, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

yuck

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (oEn12)

265 To clarify, I think the Coke story is a cover. They want to misdirect attention from the losses they incurred over telling their customer base to be less white.

Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (tcsxg)

266 I'll try making the Mexican street vendor corn. They should have everything I need at the supermarket, in these parts. Whenever I need anything obscure and Mexican, they have it.

Posted by: Flo Abdullah-Dullah at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (Bmy3R)

267 Got my last ammo shipment for a while (stupid car buying).

Now I have 250 rounds of 9mm makarov, 25 more rounds of buckshot 12 gauge....and I don't recall why I bought the 9mm Mak ammo.

Stupid brain.

Ah well, time to dust off the CZ 82.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (V6f9+)

268 The mooch one smells like eggplant.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (E/gBi)

269 Jennifer Lopez and some douchebag dude. I guess guys like that are attractive to women but to me they are the equivalent of the girl with 3" nails and fake everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (KZzsI)


He's too young and pretty-boy for my taste.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (Ez6QX)

270 It just relates one incident where Ms. Poumpouras says she saw a "racist sign" and she was distressed that she couldn't do anything about it.


That sign? It was probably someone flashing the OK sign to Big Mike.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (hpmES)

271 To clarify, I think the Coke story is a cover. They want to misdirect attention from the losses they incurred over telling their customer base to be less white.
Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (tcsxg)
++++
I dunno if that's what caused losses. It might have. "Get Woke, Go Broke" only happens sometimes. It hurt Gillette pretty dramatically, but hasn't harmed Nike one iota.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:51 AM (Jsjd7)

272
Then you haven't had it done right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (ynpvh)

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People keep telling me that, but I can't see it. Maybe the "gut-rending Hell porridge" variety is a Denver thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (pfqSb)

273 I think I'm overdoing it when I take butter, garlic powder, paprika,
saltpepper, and wrap up the cob in the husks and grill.


Down here we have Zellwood sweet corn. All it needs is genuine butter. Fine eatin', as we used to say back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (HaL55)

274 >>> I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.
Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (BD/yx)


That's a huge bitch!

Posted by: guy who always yells things off-camera in Sandler or Schneider films at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (/Hhiw)

275 Posted by: jwest at June 16, 2021 10:33 AM (/BlEx)

Right, and tele evangelists make up a tiny fraction of pastors out there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (k39e/)

276 The mooch one smells like eggplant.
Posted by: ...



Swamp ass and gym socks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (hpmES)

277 These preachers who just casually mention that they do not believe in God.
Hebrews 12:29

Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (bVhJi)

278 This slender, busty, smiling beauty lives in constant terror that Joe Biden will try to smell her:
And why wouldn't she smile? The world is her oyster, at least for the next 15-20 years.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (v16oJ)

279 Isn't photo 2 Elizabeth Hurley? The otheres appear to be Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (MkWPN)

280 I'm in the mood.......

https://youtu.be/jj5nH0O8lmg

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

281 I talked to a friend yesterday who believed, because that was what has been reported, that Brian Sicknick was murdered by armed insurrectionists. When I showed him a headline from that famous right wing site, The Washington Post, that read that Sicknick died of natural causes, he was struck with cognitive dissonance. Too funny. Of course, he recovered and said well that may have been caused from the stress of the encounter. Maybe but how do you explain EVERY SINGLE MEDIA source reporting that he had his head bashed in with a fire extinguisher? Crickets!

Posted by: leber at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (MxeFh)

282

well Michell was pictured lifting heavier dumbells than Barak

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 10:53 AM (bTQ72)

283 I think I'm overdoing it when I take butter, garlic powder, paprika, salt&pepper, and wrap up the cob in the husks and grill.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 10:39 AM (/Hhiw)


That sounds about right to me...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)

284 >> I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.


Gus. What the fuck is Goonie Goo Goo!?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Dad at June 16, 2021 10:53 AM (wRfHN)

285 >>> I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.
Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (BD/yx)

Ann Coulter is 6ft, too...and skinny

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

286 At least the poverty cabin had a telephone on the wall and not on top of a pole outside.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 10:32 AM (63Dwl)

I am not seeing poverty so much as I am seeing bad housekeeping. They had a telephone, which was a sign of some degree of wealth in that era. The place is a mess. You don't have to be rich to pick stuff up, put it away, and shut the fricken cupboard doors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (4MaOq)

287 Posted by: The Mainstream Press at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (Jsjd7)

LOL I can name this poster in five words

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (E/gBi)

288 220 Prayers up. I note there isn't a recipe shown for that cob 'o corn
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (DDazy)


There wasn't one included, so you have to guess the ingredients, like butter, then powdered/grated cheese, then some kind of pepper, then... mustard? I was good with it up to that point. And I have no idea what sort of slurry is in the dipping cup.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hFAkf)

289 04 184 Hate to say it, but that corn does not even look good. I am a simple man. Corn. Butter. Perfection.

Yep. Corn. Butter. Touch each of salt and pepper
~~~
If it is good fresh picked corn, no butter or salt necessary.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (IDhUW)

290 To clarify, I think the Coke story is a cover. They want to misdirect attention from the losses they incurred over telling their customer base to be less white.
Posted by: Emmie

I dunno if that's what caused losses. It might have. "Get Woke, Go Broke" only happens sometimes. It hurt Gillette pretty dramatically, but hasn't harmed Nike one iota.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I can't be less white, but I sure as hell can drink less Coke products.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hpmES)

291 279 Isn't photo 2 Elizabeth Hurley? The otheres appear to be Jennifer Lopez.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (MkWPN)

Nope- still jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (csEWM)

292 > And no one ever said anything rude to or racist about Melania.

Any time someone on the right praised Melania on Twitter, all the gutter trash would post her old nudes.

I'm sure every single one of them would get the vapors if you noted that Kamala earned her stripes by gulping down buckets of spooge.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (YYlyE)

293 That's a huge bitch!
Posted by: guy who always yells things off-camera in Sandler or Schneider films at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (/Hhiw)



LOL. Hubs and I do that all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (Ez6QX)

294 God doesn't like it when his evangelists have to fly in old, funky jets.

Which is why I have two spanking new jets for my private runway, a 13 million dollar house with an indoor pool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (k39e/)

295 >>Swamp ass and gym socks.


Kools and Colt 45.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (wRfHN)

296
Ann Coulter is 6ft, too...and skinny
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (ONvIw)


And takes it up the ass from strangers according to that one article.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

297 To clarify, I think the Coke story is a cover. They want to misdirect
attention from the losses they incurred over telling their customer base
to be less white.

Agree. When Gillette bit the big one, they blamed it on changing fashions in men's facial hair. For some reason, that didn't seem to affect Harry's Shave Club.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (v16oJ)

298 Wasn't Madame Pompouras the mistress of Louis XV?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I think Steve Miller sang about her.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (Kwe7a)

299
LOL. Hubs and I do that all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (Ez6QX)



You're not that big.

*ducks*

*runs away*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

300 Replacing God with politicians seems sick, though.
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

Yes, it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (k39e/)

301 No one ever said any racial slurs to michael obama, it would have been captured by the thousands of cameras and cell phones surrounding her every time she left the white house and been every news cycle for the next five years. Put up or shut up, until you have proof your just a big fat liar.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (JUOKG)

302 Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (IDhUW)


I was not aware of that. There's no reason for a Moron to be homeless. Will someone who has my contact info please let me know if we can get in touch with Rick?

Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (tcsxg)

303 I've been upgrading my DVDs to Blu-rays, and I've been trying to sell all the old DVDs on eBay. Surprisingly enough, no one seems to want an old DVD copy of Shrek 2.

The stuff that hasn't sold is just becoming a pile in the corner of the closet. I need to just box them up and drop them off at the library as donations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

I upgraded a bunch of dvds I had a number of years ago. The dvd versions I stuck in my sister's garage sale. They were pretty much all bought in bulk by a guy that was running a local used video game/ movie shop and he was probably hitting all the garage sales buying them up. So my advice would be garage sale or find one of those stores and get them to buy the whole lot.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5)

304 I can't be less white, but I sure as hell can drink less Coke products.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hpmES)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (csEWM)

305 Gee, OM, thanks for reminding me BenLo was a thing again.

Stoopid Hollywood.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 16, 2021 10:34 AM

I think it was Bennifer.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:36 AM (qe5CM)


So it is Ben Affleck and nobody identified the movie? Or cared...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (y7DUB)

306 190 Anyone had anything that starts out like food poisoning (nausea, upset stomach) and then tails out as nausea?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)

I once had something that started out like food poisoning and ended up with me barfing my guts out uncontrollably for over an hour. Probably was food poisoning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (II3Gr)

307 Anglican Church = more prophesies of Jesus being confirmed.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (2DOZq)

308
Which is why I have two spanking new jets for my private runway, a 13 million dollar house with an indoor pool.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Mid Atlantic MoMe at Fen's house!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (pNxlR)

309 As for Big Mike, it was hundreds of OK signs, for sure.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (pqKQr)

310 > This slender, busty, smiling beauty lives in constant terror that Joe Biden will try to smell her:

Looks like she couldn't walk between cars in a parking lot.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (YYlyE)

311 303 I upgraded a bunch of dvds I had a number of years ago. The dvd versions I stuck in my sister's garage sale. They were pretty much all bought in bulk by a guy that was running a local used video game/ movie shop and he was probably hitting all the garage sales buying them up. So my advice would be garage sale or find one of those stores and get them to buy the whole lot.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (G2zl5)

=========

There is a place in town. I may check it out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

312 Meant to be novelty or not, those candles are insulting.

BuH mUh FrEeDoM oF eXpReSsIoNz... Yes. You are free to make them. You are free to sell them. Obviously there is a market for them. But just because you can does not mean you should.

Want an idea for one you really can't make? C'mon, geniuses. Craft up a Prophet Mohammed Sacred Heart candle. Check all the boxes.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (XiVKO)

313 I'm sure every single one of them would get the vapors if you noted that Kamala earned her stripes by gulping down buckets of spooge.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (YYlyE)
++++
Yes. And they will see no problem with the simultaneous stance of "Melania's nude pics from her days as a model make her a whore who is unworthy of being First Lady" and "Kamala Harris advancing by fucking her powerful bosses makes her an empowered, brave, world-wise woman ready to be the leader of the country."

It's because they only have one standard: "If it's me or mine, anything is good. If it's you or yours, everything is bad."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (Jsjd7)

314 295 >>Swamp ass and gym socks.

Kools and Colt 45.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (wRfHN)

Gack. Menthol.

Also, 1911 or Peacemaker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (csEWM)

315 >> I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.

It doesn't help that the media went into overdrive to tell anyone and everyone how beautiful and amazing such a mediocre person is.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (53oGX)

316 I've been upgrading my DVDs to Blu-rays, and I've been trying to sell all the old DVDs on eBay. Surprisingly enough, no one seems to want an old DVD copy of Shrek 2.


Bundle. Stick a shit movie in with 4 or 5 good ones.

Force it upon the buyer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

317
Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (IDhUW)

-------

I read that comment to mean he was trying to push through the sale of his home and move quickly - but I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (pfqSb)

318 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (pNxlR)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (k39e/)

319 There is a place in town. I may check it out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

The one just outside city limits so the morals and decency ordinance doesn't apply? Nondescript cement block building?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (II3Gr)

320 Mid Atlantic MoMe at Fen's house!
I have it on good authority that she's got a killer Bourbon collection.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (v16oJ)

321 "Black Mesa" is not a racist sign, Mz. Poundpourass.

Posted by: Barney Calhoun at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (Rw+AK)

322 279 Isn't photo 2 Elizabeth Hurley? The otheres appear to be Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (MkWPN)


Google image search says it's JLo.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (hFAkf)

323 Mooch identifies as hearing slurs.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (E/gBi)

324 Whatever the one thing the person or his/her sign supposedly said, racist or not (assuming it actually happened), it was basically a rude insult, which is something that happens to public figures. She was universally acclaimed by the media and Hollywood, etc., and much of the public.

She needs to get over it, as does the Secret Service Snowflake assigned her.

And the tweet just supports my decision to believe nothing the media says.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (9hauA)

325 Hell, people still think Sarah Palin actually claimed she could see Russia from her house.

The list of nonsense that leftists believe because a crooked incompetent or deliberately malicious reporter lied to them about it is pretty long at this point.

And no price is ever paid. Coming up with a factoid (in the original sense - something that seems like a fact but is false) that people buy against a political opponent seems like a career enhancement at this point.

I mean just in the last 20 years there's been a huge host of them:

Bush went AWOL in Texas NG, Bush pretended to serve a plastic turkey in Iraq, Bush claimed Mission Accomplished in Iraq, Bush had books with evolution in them removed from Grand Canyon gift shop, Palin claimed she could see Russia from her house, Palin had a "retard baby" and then pretended it was her daughter's, Palin put crosshairs on Gifford in a campaign ad, Trump paid Russia for campaign info on foes, Trump paid hookers to pee on a bed Obama slept in, Violent Trump Supporters killed people in an attack on the capitol, Trump told people to drink bleach

on and on it goes, we could create a pretty impressive list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (KZzsI)

326 I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.

Mocking Mooch does not bother me.

1. I am uglier than hammered sin. So I can throw stones and point to myself as no Maurice Costello.

2. Mooch is a nasty, stupid, entitled racist bitch who, through dint of an arranged "marriage," became wealthy and famous, is routinely feted and sucked up to and has access to any news feed or magazine at any time of day, yet constantly bemoans the luck and the country that gave her these totally undeserved honors.

She deserves to be mocked and belittled as a junk-tucking tranny. She has earned it in spades.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (2JVJo)

327 I once had something that started out like food poisoning and ended up with me barfing my guts out uncontrollably for over an hour. Probably was food poisoning.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (II3Gr)

This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

328 Gus. What the fuck is Goonie Goo Goo!?
Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Dad at June 16, 2021 10:53 AM


Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (m+jkK)

329 The stuff that hasn't sold is just becoming a pile in the corner of the closet. I need to just box them up and drop them off at the library as donations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

Anything good?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (oEn12)

330 I can't be less white, but I sure as hell can drink less Coke products.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hpmES)

RC Cola > Coke's Crap In A Can

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (8VdmT)

331 300 Replacing God with politicians seems sick, though.
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

Yes, it is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (k39e/)

-------------
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Posted by: President Xi at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (XiVKO)

332 It doesn't help that the media went into overdrive to tell anyone and everyone how beautiful and amazing such a mediocre person is.
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (53oGX)

The fact that she is miserable and wants to make everyone else miserable does not help either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (csEWM)

333 One might believe Michelle if she hadn;t constantly called things such as a person asking her to get an item from the top shelf at Target as raaacist.

Michelle sees everything as racist.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (bDqIh)

334 Whatever the one thing the person or his/her sign
supposedly said, racist or not (assuming it actually happened), it was
basically a rude insult, which is something that happens to public
figures. She was universally acclaimed by the media and Hollywood, etc.,
and much of the public.



She needs to get over it, as does the Secret Service Snowflake assigned her.



And the tweet just supports my decision to believe nothing the media says.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM

It didn't happen. If it did there would be pictures and video all over the place and there are not.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (JUOKG)

335
Michelle is the only sympathy I ever had for Barack. That poor bastard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (pfqSb)

336 329 The stuff that hasn't sold is just becoming a pile in the corner of the closet. I need to just box them up and drop them off at the library as donations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

Anything good?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (oEn12)

==========

It's all great!

I don't buy thinks I don't like, and I blind buy very little. So I like them all to one degree or another. The problem is that collectors tend to buy Blu-rays, and you can get new DVDs for cheap so why go used?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

337 Now that's food porn!

Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (ov5G+)

338 Which is why I have two spanking new jets for my private runway, a 13 million dollar house with an indoor pool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (k39e/)


And, yet, you minister to us. You are a strange woman. I suppose that's why you fit in so well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (nR2nR)

339 Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (IDhUW)

I was not aware of that. There's no reason for a Moron to be homeless. Will someone who has my contact info please let me know if we can get in touch with Rick?
Posted by: Emmie


Folks. Play on words. House went up on market. Was on market 6 days. Contract. We close sometime next week.

We are currently living in wife's grandparent's homestead that her brother own until we get our retirement/forever home built.

But I am touched at the amount of concern from the horde. But it's just a play on words.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (hpmES)

340 when your only tool is a Bat'leth, everything looks like an insult to your House's honor.

Posted by: x at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (oA+QO)

341 Yes, it is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (k39e/)

I wonder with whom "the Sacred Heart of Fauci" is meant to intercede?

It's very strange, but people will worship something or someone, and if that individual is overall negative the consequences can be devastating. One of the vile ones from the 90s was Marilyn Manson, kids copied the self-injury and it spread. Sadly, some people get a sense of calm from it, and these people get hooked on cutting.

Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (ONvIw)

342 This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

abdominal migraine?

stay hydrated

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (oEn12)

343 AR 500 steel targets 20% off with code JUNE21.

https://bit.ly/3cIKAMD

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (YYlyE)

344 321 "Black Mesa" is not a racist sign, Mz. Poundpourass.
Posted by: Barney Calhoun at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (Rw+AK)

Why are we dragging poor Gordon Freeman into this?

Or Barney?

Or that one guy from Opposing Force?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (csEWM)

345 Monsanto GMO corn puts itself in the oven to save you time in the kitchen.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (q1gHU)

346 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (KZzsI)

Palin tried to cancel Harry Potter.

Then the Left goes and actually does it 10 years later.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (E/gBi)

347 You're not that big.

*ducks*

*runs away*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)



If Mr. Jordan61 called me a huge bitch he'd either be the ex-Mr. Jordan61 or the deceased Mr. Jordan61, depending on what kind of mood I was in.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (Ez6QX)

348 Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 10:50 AM (mdjgu)

So that was the Anglican priest's confession or he also is the person who accepts peoples confessions? Because it's a nifty trick if you're giving absolution in the name of God while not believing in God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (k39e/)

349

yep what is Michelles nag factor?


17? way off the charts

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (bTQ72)

350 Ockham's Razor says The Media and the SS agent are lying. It really is best to assume they are unless there is clear evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (yQpMk)

351 And I agree, that corn does not look particularly tasty. Might taste good but it looks unpleasant.

And despite the hilarious movie Undercover Brother, white people don't really like mayo that much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (KZzsI)

352
Putin just reiterated and reminded everyone that Russia *is* a superpower [my word] same as USA.

Putin just said implied that Russia and USA are the only two superpowers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (NSvtg)

353 RC Cola > Coke's Crap In A Can
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


RC Cola and a moon pie and you are sitting in tall cotton.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (hpmES)

354 But I am touched at the amount of concern from the horde. But it's just a play on words.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (hpmES)

I figured. You are one of those that I figure has shit nailed down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (csEWM)

355 Even if you do live in California.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (csEWM)

356 272 Then you haven't had it done right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 10:47 AM (ynpvh)


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People keep telling me that, but I can't see it. Maybe the "gut-rending Hell porridge" variety is a Denver thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:52 AM (pfqSb)

I've had it across the border in Mexico. Pretty good there. I've not tried it elsewhere. Then again, Mexican food varies from region to region. Even south of the border in Cali, Tijuana food is different than Mexicali food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (ynpvh)

357 I don't buy thinks I don't like, and I blind buy very little. So I like them all to one degree or another. The problem is that collectors tend to buy Blu-rays, and you can get new DVDs for cheap so why go used?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Buying blind can be fun. Maybe not for movies, but I used to do it all the time for CDs. There is a great used record (well, records, CDs, tapes, books, etc.) store in the Denver area that ran a continuous "Buy three, get the fourth free" deal on used CDs. Whenever I went in, I'd get three things I wanted and then pick up a CD based exclusively on album art and track list. I got a lot of total crap, and some great gems that turned me on to new outfits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (Jsjd7)

358 This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)


Lupus.

Posted by: Web MD at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (wAnMi)

359 Corn? My dick looked like that once, but I got a shot.

Posted by: Poon-hound Hunter at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (cyTfJ)

360 Putin just reiterated and reminded everyone that Russia *is* a superpower [my word] same as USA.
Paraphrasing Maggie Thatcher: if you have to keep telling everyone you're a lady, you aren't.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (v16oJ)

361
Putin just said Fuck You to all the "russian hacker" bullshit. Putin says YOU are the hackers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (NSvtg)

362 > Mid Atlantic MoMe at Fen's house!

Do we have to talk like Orson Welles in Citizen Kane?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (YYlyE)

363 hich is why I have two spanking new jets for my private runway, a 13 million dollar house with an indoor pool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (k39e/)


Dang, Fen, I'm coming over to your house for lunch.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (hFAkf)

364 "Black Mesa" is not a racist sign, Mz. Poundpourass.
Posted by: Barney Calhoun at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (Rw+AK)
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No, it isn't. It is just a sign of general-purpose perfidy, theft, dishonor and dishonesty.

Posted by: Aperture Science at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (Jsjd7)

365 >>> "Black Mesa" is not a racist sign, Mz. Poundpourass.
Posted by: Barney Calhoun at June 16, 2021 10:57 AM (Rw+AK)

Well, it is if you're part of an interdimensional alien invasion force. hmmmm...?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (/Hhiw)

366 315 >> I always disliked making fun of Michelle Obama's appearance because she's six feet tall and nothing is going to make her appear svelte.

It doesn't help that the media went into overdrive to tell anyone and everyone how beautiful and amazing such a mediocre person is.
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (53oGX)

That, too. It was insulting.

And someone mentioned Ann Coulter. She really does have a different build. She also sort of looks like a concentration camp inmate half the time.

I get that when someone insults someone they use insults. I wish we'd get that worked out after this weird twisted mess we're in now where someone can call you the most vile possible thing and everyone will nod, but if you call someone fat you need to lose your job and die in a ditch.


Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (BD/yx)

367 Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan seemed to have done theirs as they got older and opportunities for movie roles were drying up.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (qe5CM)

In fairness to Melanie Griffith, the whole "face mauled by a lion because her step father was nuts" probably meant there would be future surgery needed as she aged anyway.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (Ojki1)

368 335
Michelle is the only sympathy I ever had for Barack. That poor bastard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 10:59 AM (pfqSb)

Nah, fuk that guy, in particular...

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (53oGX)

369 behind the scenes biden has to be a cranky old man who smells of piss while on this trip

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (bTQ72)

370 Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (hpmES)

Was this you? Everything ok?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (IDhUW)

371 Oh I suspect once in a while Mrs Obama heard a racial slur, I mean I've heard them and I'm a card carrying fully certified Honky. But I doubt it was significant and certainly not all over the place.

My guess is she got called a wookie more than anything else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (KZzsI)

372 351 And I agree, that corn does not look particularly tasty. Might taste good but it looks unpleasant.
And despite the hilarious movie Undercover Brother, white people don't really like mayo that much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (KZzsI)

What I don't understand is why, in my area, the Chinese food places some years ago started slathering their walnut shrimp in tons of mayo. Yuck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

373 RC Cola and a moon pie and you are sitting in tall cotton.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM


Rayciss!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (m+jkK)

374 on and on it goes, we could create a pretty impressive list.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (KZzsI)

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Sheesh, I'd forgotten about fake-plastic-turkey-gate. That's also half the problem, they are so rapid-fire and in a constant state of churn, by the time you've disproven one --SQUIRREL!-- the next one is already growing legs.

Posted by: President Xi at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (XiVKO)

375 Which is why I have two spanking new jets for my private runway, a 13 million dollar house with an indoor pool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 10:54 AM (k39e/)

Mine's in the basement.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (AwYPR)

376 357 Buying blind can be fun. Maybe not for movies, but I used to do it all the time for CDs. There is a great used record (well, records, CDs, tapes, books, etc.) store in the Denver area that ran a continuous "Buy three, get the fourth free" deal on used CDs. Whenever I went in, I'd get three things I wanted and then pick up a CD based exclusively on album art and track list. I got a lot of total crap, and some great gems that turned me on to new outfits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM (Jsjd7)

==========

I'm often shocked at the number of people in the home media online community who will blind buy just about everything. Like, they're in Walmart and see a movie they haven't heard of, so they just pick it up. A label comes out with a movie from the 60s they've never heard of, and they just pick it up. No looking up the movie anywhere to see if it might be good or not, just, "Okay, I'll spent $20 on this."

My last blind buy was the Soviet production of War and Peace, and I did end up loving it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)

377 "And Singleton's tweet kind of upped the ante by claiming the racial harassment happens all the time. "

Calling her a Wookie is speciest, not racist, right?

Posted by: 4chan troll at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (3MG/9)

378 Jordan61, I am the 30%

Never sass a Bacon Wench. Your life would be in danger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (u82oZ)

379 RC Cola and a moon pie and you are sitting in tall cotton.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (hpmES)


Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (hFAkf)

380 Putin just said implied that Russia and USA are the only two superpowers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's

He's trolling Xi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (oEn12)

381 Off Red Sock.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (XiVKO)

382 I figured. You are one of those that I figure has shit nailed down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Nailing like crazy, but for the most part, everything is staying nailed.

Wife's parent's gave us 12 acres, because her brother got the 12 that the grandparents house is on. We plan to buy another 36 from them and eventually start running cattle.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (hpmES)

383 Getting double, triple and quadruple dipped (and more) by DVDs that varied in quality from excellent to inexcusably poor loosened my theretofore hardened opinion on the "right" way to procure Hollywood's crap. I don't agree with theft - but I understand.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (E/gBi)

384 Paraphrasing Maggie Thatcher: if you have to keep telling everyone you're a lady, you aren't.

Yeah. Russia is not a superpower, no matter how much they are trying to pretend it. They're a midpower like France or Germany.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (KZzsI)

385
Nah, fuk that guy, in particular...
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (53oGX)

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Oh sure - he can eat elote three meals a day in a squalid cell for the rest of his life, AFAIC.

But as one dude to another... just, damn... dude. Damn. I'm sorry for him about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (pfqSb)

386 I have a friend (retired minister) who was married to a devout RC woman. They got married in the RCC. The priest who married them about 35 years ago was an Irish Jesuit who believed in the dogma of he RCC. He had a funny line about confessions. He said "I have to sit in that box for hours. I don' want to hear that you were rude to your spouse or took pens from work. I want to hear real sins."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (k39e/)

387 who her is Jennifer Lopez

I don't care what ye say, she is beautiful
killer legs

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)

388 I used to think that Meg Ryan was the epitome of beauty. Now she's just a pity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (d9FiS)

389 Sadly, some people get a sense of calm from it, and these people get hooked on cutting.
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM


Hooked on Classics >> Hooked on cutting

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (aViol)

390 Putin just said Fuck You to all the "russian hacker" bullshit. Putin says YOU are the hackers.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:02 AM


The sad part is that he's probably telling the truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (m+jkK)

391 Anyone ever have atrial flutter? Got diagnosed yesterday. They put me on a blood thinner and upped my beta blocker. This Friday they are going to try and shock me back into rhythm.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)

392 379 OM, you can get RC Cola at Walmart.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (q1gHU)

393 Michelle Obama is a tall, angry black woman surrounded by security and we're supposed to believe people don't recognize her and shouting racist insults at her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (cSyAR)

394 379 RC Cola and a moon pie and you are sitting in tall cotton.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (hpmES)

Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (hFAkf)

I can get it in WI.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (Ojki1)

395
While Putin is putting the Lie to all the "russian hacker" bullshit, fake news cnn *still* hasn't changed their fake chyron from "Putin: American side determined to find solutions"

cnn is pretending Putin is conciliatory and agreeable

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (NSvtg)

396 Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)

prayers & good luck, Javems

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (oEn12)

397 Was this you? Everything ok?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Yes. Everything is ok. I appreciate your concern more than you could know. But yes, we close and sign the paperwork Monday or Tuesday. We already have a builder and floor plan picked out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (hpmES)

398 Michelle is the only sympathy I ever had for Barack. That poor bastard.
__________

Nope. He picked her. And he specifically picked her for her skin color and her political connections in Chicago.

He deserves every bit of misery she brings into the bargain.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (k4dH2)

399 >Admittedly, the tweet, one step removed from the article, is a bit sensationalistic.


I don't believe a word of it

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (iTXRQ)

400 Meg Ryan circa Joe vs the Volcano was the most beautiful woman alive. Today she's sad looking because of how much work she's had done trying to be cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

401
Yes. Everything is ok. I appreciate your concern more than you could know. But yes, we close and sign the paperwork Monday or Tuesday. We already have a builder and floor plan picked out.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (hpmES)



WOOT!!!

Watch the builder like a hawk. My only warning to you.

Other than that, congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

402 The Mooch thing is just another example of CRT/Marxist gaslighting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (TKmok)

403 Putin says YOU are the hackers.

I wouldn't doubt it at this point.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (uVmqw)

404 > But yes, we close and sign the paperwork Monday or Tuesday. We already have a builder and floor plan picked out.

Congratulations!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (YYlyE)

405 386. FenelonSpoke

LOL. Vicarious living, I hope.

My new up the hill neighbor has two prop planes. At different airports. Hearing him complain is like listening to first world problems.
I'm sure you can relate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (u82oZ)

406 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (KZzsI)

I wouldn't even give them that. The implication is that it's *us* throwing these slurs at her because we are racists at heart. Fuck her, fuck them, concede nothing. We've been *paying* the sow. Lying little shiteating fucks.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (E/gBi)

407 Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)

Will pray for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (k39e/)

408
Folks. Play on words. House went up on market. Was on market 6 days. Contract. We close sometime next week.

We are currently living in wife's grandparent's homestead that her brother own until we get our retirement/forever home built.
~~~
Good to hear. I'm not always here and not always attentive, sorry I didn't catch the context.

Market is good, isn't it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (IDhUW)

409 386 I have a friend (retired minister) who was married to a devout RC woman. They got married in the RCC. The priest who married them about 35 years ago was an Irish Jesuit who believed in the dogma of he RCC. He had a funny line about confessions. He said "I have to sit in that box for hours. I don' want to hear that you were rude to your spouse or took pens from work. I want to hear real sins."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (k39e/)

Most priests I have been around take it pretty seriously- and I did the 'Dr Phil' style of confession as a kid.

Never understood how Mom managed to pick one of the most lib parishes in town. At least we did not have dancing clowns. Just folk singers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (csEWM)

410
Putin just said: You should look at what the US is doing, not Russia.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (NSvtg)

411 Anyone ever have atrial flutter? Got diagnosed yesterday. They put me on a blood thinner and upped my beta blocker. This Friday they are going to try and shock me back into rhythm.
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)



Yeesh, that sounds scary. Prayers up, Javems.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (Ez6QX)

412 This translator may be the worst translator in the history of translators.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (QlVtI)

413 Getting double, triple and quadruple dipped (and more) by DVDs that varied in quality from excellent to inexcusably poor loosened my theretofore hardened opinion on the "right" way to procure Hollywood's crap. I don't agree with theft - but I understand.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (E/gBi)
++++
Except my (tiny collection of) 4k stuff, I rip everything into my media library. A big reason why is the unskippable crap - the FBI warnings (I even saw one that was a DHS warning), the long menu lead-ins, the title cards, etc. I hate the unskippable crap that just interferes with getting the show on the road. It, somewhat perversely given its intent, likely is a small factor in people preferring piracy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

414 This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

Go to a Doc in the Box. They have stuff to hand out that will fix both inner ear infections and severe migraines before they get worse. They can do simple tests to make sure it's not something serious with the brain.
I get at least one every 2 or 3 years without fail. They know my history.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (J0Tcs)

415 Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM


RC Cola is still sold. A Rum and RC is not as good as a Rum and Coke, but F--- Coke, I can live with it.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (aViol)

416 Anyone ever have atrial flutter? Got diagnosed yesterday. They put me on a blood thinner and upped my beta blocker. This Friday they are going to try and shock me back into rhythm.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)

Yep.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (AwYPR)

417 Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:04 AM (hFAkf)

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They do in TX. I got a box of cans immediately after the "Be Less White" story hit.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (XiVKO)

418 RC Cola and a moon pie and you are sitting in tall cotton.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:01 AM (hpmES)

I like RC but I'll be damned if I can't feel my tooth enamel being eaten away when I drink it. (that's how you know it's good)

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (53oGX)

419 And yeah you can clearly see that Jen Jen got cut, at least her nose. She got a wonderful job done but still. That one pic of her shoving her caboose at the camera looks like generic pop princess Shakira etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (KZzsI)

420 We plan to buy another 36 from them and eventually start running cattle.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (hpmES)

omg fresh beef every day!
#dreamlife

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (oEn12)

421 BLEM TOOLCRAFT 5.56 PHOSPHATE MPI FULL-AUTO BOLT CARRIER GROUP - NO LOGO; $100; https://bit.ly/3iMHtYe

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (YYlyE)

422
RC Cola is still sold. A Rum and RC is not as good as a Rum and Coke, but F--- Coke, I can live with it.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (aViol)


spiced rum, rocks.

Sip and enjoy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

423 We are currently living in wife's grandparent's homestead that her brother own until we get our retirement/forever home built.



But I am touched at the amount of concern from the horde. But it's just a play on words.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM

It is near me by chance?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 16, 2021 11:09 AM (JUOKG)

424 This translator may be the worst translator in the history of translators.
**holds up little finger and makes jerking off motion**

Posted by: Mandela funeral signer at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (v16oJ)

425 413 Except my (tiny collection of) 4k stuff, I rip everything into my media library. A big reason why is the unskippable crap - the FBI warnings (I even saw one that was a DHS warning), the long menu lead-ins, the title cards, etc. I hate the unskippable crap that just interferes with getting the show on the road. It, somewhat perversely given its intent, likely is a small factor in people preferring piracy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

========

Of course, ripping your own stuff is perfectly legal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (LvTSG)

426 388 I used to think that Meg Ryan was the epitome of beauty. Now she's just a pity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (d9FiS)

Joe Vs the Volcano. When is is talking to Joe in the boat(?) with the dark room and the golden light behind her? Damn. Have not seen that movie in 30 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)

427 >Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.

King Sooper here in west metro Denver has it, but no diet RC

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (iTXRQ)

428 I took the "Be Less White" admonition to heart. Now when I go to the store, I shoplift a couple 12 packs.

Posted by: Gabba Gabba Hey! at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (s33iD)

429 Of course, ripping your own stuff is perfectly legal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah. For now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (Jsjd7)

430 Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

It's what is inside a woman's mind and how she treats you that makes her beautiful. Her exterior can be stylish or symmetrical or stunning. But not beautiful.

JMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (u82oZ)

431 Meg Ryan circa Joe vs the Volcano was the most beautiful woman alive. Today she's sad looking because of how much work she's had done trying to be cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:07 AM (KZzsI)


When Harry Met Sally Meg > Joe vs the Volcano Meg


Just one year difference.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (/Hhiw)

432 It's mayo, then the queso cheese, with cayenne and lime juice. My husband thought it was great stuff, but I'd have problems finding the cheese sometimes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (5HBd1)

433 He said "I have to sit in that box for hours. I don' want to hear that you were rude to your spouse or took pens from work. I want to hear real sins."

Makes me think of Martin Luther getting chewed out by his priest for confessing EVERYTHING, including things he did while confessing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (KZzsI)

434 412 This translator may be the worst translator in the history of translators.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (QlVtI)

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*gives you the double-deuce*

Posted by: that black guy who clearly knew no sign language but still wound up an Obama interpreter at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (XiVKO)

435 Anyone ever have atrial flutter? Got diagnosed yesterday. They put me on a blood thinner and upped my beta blocker. This Friday they are going to try and shock me back into rhythm.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:06 AM (8SSHh)



I've had, and occasionally still get, a stress induced irregular heartbeat. I've had sonograms and such and valves are good. Everything else is fine. Dr. gave me beta blockers, but those didn't last long due to 'side effects.' I'm fine, only occasionally when it decides to flutter, that's interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

436 I love it when inner ear infections cause severe vertigo to the point you fee like you are being blown away in a hurricane or tornado.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (J0Tcs)

437 Except my (tiny collection of) 4k stuff, I rip everything into my media library. A big reason why is the unskippable crap - the FBI warnings (I even saw one that was a DHS warning), the long menu lead-ins, the title cards, etc. I hate the unskippable crap that just interferes with getting the show on the road. It, somewhat perversely given its intent, likely is a small factor in people preferring piracy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

I burn it to a media server just to not have too track disks around the house... I can play everything from any TV at my leisure.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (53oGX)

438 Let us also not forget the former Russian basketball player turned model that is about seven feet tall and cosplayed as the vampire lady from resident evil 8. And had people drooling over her. Tall is not an automatic negative on women. Michelle Obama not being svelte is not an issue and I don't think I ever really heard people calling her fat anyways. She dressed horribly for her figure and had a scowl and hairstyle that made her look like Worf.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (G2zl5)

439 This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)



Lupus.

"It's a toomah." Seriously tho', look up something called "The Epley Maneuver" for a home remedy for dizziness. That cleared mine up in no time and you can't beat the price.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (HaL55)

440 One of the vile ones from the 90s was Marilyn Manson, kids copied the self-injury and it spread. Sadly, some people get a sense of calm from it, and these people get hooked on cutting.
Posted by: CN at June 16, 2021 11:00 AM (ONvIw)

It is addictive to some as it is a physical way to express/suppress emotional pain. It just became trendy for a while, though it seems the trend has moved to things like being trans which if you don't do the meds/snips is a lot less long term scaring, but probably leaves you a few years in the future with a block of time you don't have selfies for.

You thought people were embarrassed of their 70's pics cause of their style.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (Ojki1)

441 Jennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs
"Two great powers," the U.S. president said, complimenting Russia at the start of the Biden-Putin bilat.

-
Vlad must have video of Joe getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes.

P.S. What's a bilat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (d9FiS)

442 I'd have problems finding the cheese sometimes.

That Queso is nice and authentic but its kind of spendy and doesn't have much flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (KZzsI)

443 No Biden candle?
Even the leftest of the leftists know the light isn't on and no one is home.

Posted by: Downcast at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (KNgsx)

444 Glock Slide Optic cut $100 - $75 rebate code CUTDAT - FREE s/h; No need to disassemble; https://bit.ly/2TzwMgU

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (YYlyE)

445 THE THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH WHEN THE MEDIA HAS YOUR BACK

Let's quick fucking around- murder and mass murder.

Posted by: The Capitol Police, the FBI, Gov. Andrew Cuomo at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (/2aWP)

446
Wife's parent's gave us 12 acres, because her brother got the 12 that the grandparents house is on. We plan to buy another 36 from them and eventually start running cattle.
~~~
This sounds lovely.

Prayers up javems. Fairly common i think. A friend deals with this periodically.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (IDhUW)

447 Sounds like a woke 7 year old is telling that story.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (Ectld)

448 316 Bundle. Stick a shit movie in with 4 or 5 good ones.
works with mortgages.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

449 P.S. What's a bilat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (d9FiS)

Rotten duck egg?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (AwYPR)

450
I dunno. I'm not a priest. But I think if I had devout people at my church scraping so hard to find a sin for confession that they come up with "I snapped at my wife the other day," I'd figure I was doing a pretty good job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (pfqSb)

451 Tall is not an automatic negative on women.
Check out the tall Nordic woman in the Netflix version of Ragnarok. She's at least 6' and gorgeous, in an Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS way.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (v16oJ)

452 Btw, Rick with numbers, made a comment that he is soon to be homeless. Did we hear any more?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 10:48 AM (IDhUW)

I was not aware of that. There's no reason for a Moron to be homeless. Will someone who has my contact info please let me know if we can get in touch with Rick?
Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2021 10:55 AM (tcsxg)

I think the back story is that he has sold his house, and is planning a move. But i might be wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (4Tr6X)

453 That one pic of her shoving her caboose at the camera looks like generic pop princess Shakira etc.

I beg to differ. Ms. Lopez, on her best day, never had an ass as fine as Shakira. That girl is a smoke show.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (uVmqw)

454 Like, they're in Walmart and see a movie they haven't heard of, so they just pick it up. A label comes out with a movie from the 60s they've never heard of, and they just pick it up. No looking up the movie anywhere to see if it might be good or not, just, "Okay, I'll spent $20 on this." . . .

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021


***
I look up details on *free* movies on YouTube before I spend 90-120 minutes of my life with them. Naturally I have to be careful to avoid spoilers in reviews.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (/XOcP)

455 She dressed horribly for her figure and had a scowl and hairstyle that made her look like Worf.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM (G2zl5)

And her package is huge.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (53oGX)

456
That stupid weird game UNO came out with a queer version of their stupid weird game.

What's next, Fag Monopoly?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (NSvtg)

457 Tall is not an automatic negative on women.

Yeah I don't mind tall women. But at over 6' it is unusual to meet one taller than I. Its a strange experience to look up at a lady and it can't be comfortable for a girl to grow up like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (KZzsI)

458 That sign makes me disappointed that Clowns in the Woods did not go more mainstream for a few years.
And nobody yelled racial slurs as Micheal Obama unless "Hidden Alabama Black Snake" is considered as slur. It's a compliment tho:

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (J0Tcs)

459 Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan seemed to have done theirs as they got older and opportunities for movie roles were drying up.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 16, 2021 10:31 AM (qe5CM)

In fairness to Melanie Griffith, the whole "face mauled by a lion because her step father was nuts" probably meant there would be future surgery needed as she aged anyway.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 11:03 AM (Ojki1)


I'm no Melanie Griffith fan but in fairness she has had skin cancer surgery on her face.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

460 P.S. What's a bilat?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:12 AM


20 Rubles...same as in Moskva.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (m+jkK)

461 454 I look up details on *free* movies on YouTube before I spend 90-120 minutes of my life with them. Naturally I have to be careful to avoid spoilers in reviews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (/XOcP)

==========

If a movie can't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

462 This is tailing out into occasional dizziness and light sensitivity. I am wondering if it is an inner ear thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I had something similar once. Turned out it was excess ear wax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 11:15 AM (d9FiS)

463 That corn on the cob is barf inducing.

Old school is best - butter and salt.



Posted by: Archer at June 16, 2021 11:15 AM (gmo/4)

464 Want an idea for one you really can't make? C'mon, geniuses. Craft up a Prophet Mohammed Sacred Heart candle. Check all the boxes.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 10:56 AM (XiVKO)

With a little Semtex hidden inside for true authenticity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:15 AM (4Tr6X)

465
bilat

seems to be a stupid, inappropriate abbreviation for "bi-lateral" talks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:15 AM (NSvtg)

466 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 16, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

467 This translator may be the worst translator in the history of translators.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*gives you the double-deuce*
Posted by: that black guy who clearly knew no sign language but still wound up an Obama interpreter


Laughs in sign language.

Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Interpreter at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (hpmES)

468 Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at June 16, 2021 10:38 AM (Jsjd7)

Damn, you're good at this.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (XxJt1)

469 The SS tweet about the wookie is utter BS.


Posted by: Archer at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

470 I beg to differ. Ms. Lopez, on her best day, never had an ass as fine as Shakira. That girl is a smoke show.

I rate it 5 axe handles.

Posted by: Ebert at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (TKmok)

471 Melanie was cute when she was younger, but that cartoon voice just did not work for me at all, ever. Even uber cutie Kathy Ireland learned to lower her voice. Although I bet when she gets mad she goes back into helium mode which has to be absolutely hilarious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (KZzsI)

472
I'm no Melanie Griffith fan but in fairness she has had skin cancer surgery on her face.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (y7DUB)


I know people that have had skin cancer on their face.

That's no reason to do what she did to her's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

473
We are now in a time when everything is "text-abbreviated" and we all talk like pre-teens.

r u home?

cn i c u ltr?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:16 AM (NSvtg)

474 Seen elsewhere:
A close friend of mine is working camera for an undisclosed network says
the running joke is that Biden continuously farts when he walks. It
used to be "did he rip one today?" to "how many did he rip today?" LOL!

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (RHGPo)

475 This translator may be the worst translator in the history of translators.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*gives you the double-deuce*
Posted by: that black guy who clearly knew no sign language but still wound up an Obama interpreter


Laughs in sign language.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Interpreter at June 16, 2021 11:16 A


*mocks Biden via interpretive dance*

Posted by: Ghanaian Funeral Dancers at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (m+jkK)

476 The corn looks like it'd taste okay, but a freaking mess.

I'd rather have the kernels cut off and mixed in the tub.

That's the way they do it at "The Velvet Taco" and it es muy bueno.

Someone up thread mentioned Japanese grilled corn and yes! It's oishi, yo!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (dWwl8)

477 Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (RHGPo)

might be walking around in soiled depends

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (oEn12)

478 A close friend of mine is working camera for an undisclosed network says
the running joke is that Biden continuously farts when he walks. It
used to be "did he rip one today?" to "how many did he rip today?" LOL!
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (RHGPo)



Walking farts. Happens to the elderly when they lose control of certain functions.

He's going to be jello in 6 months.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

479 Check out the tall Nordic woman in the Netflix version of Ragnarok.
She's at least 6' and gorgeous, in an Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS way.

Her name is Synnove Macody Lund.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (v16oJ)

480
It's what is inside a woman's mind and how she treats you that makes her beautiful. Her exterior can be stylish or symmetrical or stunning. But not beautiful.
~~~
Very nice sentiment. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (IDhUW)

481 Shit getting hacked.
A cancelled US Pipeline.
The media getting roughed up by the Russian security guys (NTTAWWT)
And the Russian Navy doing an "exercise" off Hawaii, ironicaly not too far from where the Japanese launched their attack 80 years ago.
I wonder if anybody...anybody...in the State Dept or in this whole illegal administration realize just how badly Putin is smacking Biden around.
I am embarrassed for America.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)

482 That stupid weird game UNO came out with a queer version of their stupid weird game.


"Draw four cards or suck two dicks"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (hpmES)

483 "I have to sit in that box for hours. I don' want to hear that you were rude to your spouse or took pens from work. I want to hear real sins."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (k39e/)

---------

Forgive me father, I have indulged in adult videos online again.
-- ...oh? Anything good?
Waitwut?
-- C'mon. Give me names. So we can, uhm, pray for them, too.

Posted by: that black guy who clearly knew no sign language but still wound up an Obama interpreter at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (XiVKO)

484 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

Posted by: Ebert at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (TKmok)

485 316 Bundle. Stick a shit movie in with 4 or 5 good ones.
---
works with mortgages.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 16, 2021 11:13 AM (v3pYe)
++++
I laughed. I shouldn't have, but I did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (Jsjd7)

486 Seen elsewhere:
A close friend of mine is working camera for an undisclosed network says
the running joke is that Biden continuously farts when he walks. It
used to be "did he rip one today?" to "how many did he rip today?" LOL!

Which cheek does he lift when seated?
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (RHGPo)

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (cSyAR)

487 off sign language sock

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (XiVKO)

488 That stupid weird game UNO came out with a queer version of their stupid weird game.


"Draw four cards or suck two dicks"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (hpmES)


LMFAO!!!!

Uno refers to the guy with one ball.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

489 > A close friend of mine is working camera for an undisclosed network says the running joke is that Biden continuously farts when he walks. It used to be "did he rip one today?" to "how many did he rip today?" LOL!

Every time Joe sniffs a toddler, Jill pegs him as punishment.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (YYlyE)

490 cn i c u next tuesday?

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (E/gBi)

491
Dood, Russia isn't hacking anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (NSvtg)

492 > Uno refers to the guy with one ball.

I prefer the nickname, "Uniballer".

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 11:19 AM (YYlyE)

493 Check out the tall Nordic woman in the Netflix version of Ragnarok.
She's at least 6' and gorgeous, in an Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS way.
Her name is Synnove Macody Lund.
Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (v16oJ)

I would disappoint her all night long.
Luckily, she's Norwegian, so we're used to disappointment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (V6f9+)

494 Very nice sentiment. Thank you for sharing.

Yeah, but every sane guy as he ages comes to understand this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (KZzsI)

495 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (khAeP)

496 New one: Cuomo

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (v16oJ)

497 Walking farts. Happens to the elderly when they lose control of certain functions.

He's going to be jello in 6 months.
Posted by: Sponge


Oh shit! I'm algiewb hfsince ivfrdnko hssatn!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (hpmES)

498 I think we can all learn something from rickb223. The man is about to be out on the street - yet he's already planning on becoming a cattle rancher. Way to never say die !!!

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 16, 2021 11:20 AM (uVmqw)

499 Did Dr Jill accompany Senile Joe into the meeting with Putin?
If not how will he find his way out of the room?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 11:21 AM (cSyAR)

500 I've had, and occasionally still get, a stress
induced irregular heartbeat. I've had sonograms and such and valves are
good. Everything else is fine. Dr. gave me beta blockers, but those
didn't last long due to 'side effects.' I'm fine, only occasionally
when it decides to flutter, that's interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

Thanks for the good thoughts everyone. Dr talked like this is no big deal. I've had palpation's and the like for probably 30 years but my resting pulse rate has more than doubled recently. Ups my concern level.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2021 11:21 AM (8SSHh)

501 A close friend of mine is working camera for an undisclosed network says the running joke is that Biden continuously farts when he walks. It used to be "did he rip one today?" to "how many did he rip today?" LOL!

Which cheek does he lift when seated?
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2021 11:17 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (cSyAR)

-----------

OLD AND BUSTED - Robert Tilton with a Bronx Cheer soundtrack
WELL, STILL OLD, BUT THE NEW HOTNESS - Joe Biden walking with a Bronx Cheer soundtrack.

You know they could lay in a sweet juicy one just before he falls down the stairs due to "high wind."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 11:21 AM (XiVKO)

502 Bundle. Stick a shit movie in with 4 or 5 good ones.

Yeah, give them away as freebies: Hey, its my DVD copy of The Incredibles! Plus... Scary Movie III :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:21 AM (KZzsI)

503 382 Wife's parent's gave us 12 acres, because her brother got the 12 that
the grandparents house is on. We plan to buy another 36 from them and
eventually start running cattle.

sounds like an awful lot of troubleto go through for something that can be done with nothing more than just a really big treadmill.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 16, 2021 11:21 AM (sGtp+)

504
He had a funny line about confessions. He said "I have to sit in that box for hours. I don' want to hear that you were rude to your spouse or took pens from work. I want to hear real sins."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:05 AM (k39e/)

__________

Scrupulosity is a sin as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2021 11:22 AM (d78nD)

505 Walking farts. Happens to the elderly when they lose control of certain functions.



He's going to be jello in 6 months.


Walter the Crop Dusting Progressive Puppet. One is left to wonder just how many and what type of drugs they're pushing in his IV in a weak effort to make him appear cogent and functional. Not that I really want to know, mind you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 11:22 AM (HaL55)

506 nood


nurses

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 11:22 AM (/Hhiw)

507 170 Fully-loaded or not, that corn's still gonna get stuck in my teeth
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 16, 2021 10:41 AM (Bmy3R)


And it's still going to show up in your shit.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 16, 2021 11:23 AM (Fs5vw)

508 Do they still even sell RC Cola? I haven't seen any around here in ages.
King Sooper here in west metro Denver has it, but no diet RC
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 11:10 AM (iTXRQ)

Publix sells it still. The nice thing about RC Cola is you never see any commercials for the stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2021 11:24 AM (8VdmT)

509 If a movie can't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021


***

If part of the essence of it is "surprises," then a spoiler will ruin it. The Last of Sheila, for example, is one of the best mystery films ever made -- but any details about what makes the plotting so great will ruin it.

Part of storytelling is surprising your audience, whether it's a mystery or a thriller or even a drama. "Gee, what's gonna happen next?" If you already know what's coming, then the film is a curiosity to be studied, not a new, exciting experience.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 11:25 AM (/XOcP)

510 It's what is inside a woman's mind and how she treats you that makes her
beautiful. Her exterior can be stylish or symmetrical or stunning. But
not beautiful.

~~~

Very nice sentiment. Thank you for sharing.


The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears, imho.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 11:25 AM (HaL55)

511 Posted by: that black guy who clearly knew no sign language but still wound up an Obama interpreter at June 16, 2021 11:18 AM (XiVKO)

I doubt this priest said that, but nice try. He was apparently serious about sins people didn't admit to while confessing silly little ones

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 11:27 AM (k39e/)

512 The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears, imho.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021


***

Got to agree there. If she's got imagination . . . wow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2021 11:27 AM (/XOcP)

513 Yeah I don't mind tall women. But at over 6' it is unusual to meet one taller than I. Its a strange experience to look up at a lady and it can't be comfortable for a girl to grow up like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:14 AM (KZzsI)

The official video for the Junior Brown tune, 'My Wife Thinks You're Dead" has a vary tall blonde woman model in it. The video is quite funny, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2021 11:28 AM (W+8dj)

514 https://tinyurl.com/3pa8w2ez

Since July of 2017, Nickelodeon's viewership has dropped from 1.3 million average viewers per week to a June of 2021 average of only 372,000.

Holy crap. I mean I know fewer people are watching cable but that's awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

515 Since July of 2017, Nickelodeon's viewership has dropped from 1.3 million average viewers per week to a June of 2021 average of only 372,000.

Nic exec: "Holy crap, we're hemorrhaging viewers. We obviously need to go even more 'woke'!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 16, 2021 11:39 AM (hFAkf)

516 Of course Michelle Obama is miffed.

Did you see all the Michelle Obama Carla Bruni photos?

Especially the stern views?

Body shaming par excellence.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 16, 2021 11:43 AM (EMi53)

517 As I recall, Michelle was once asked by someone to help get an item from the top shelf at Walmart, or some such. Does that count as a racial slur?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 16, 2021 11:46 AM (CAJOC)

518 https://tinyurl.com/uj9zx2av

https://tinyurl.com/x9pyyd5

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 16, 2021 11:48 AM (EMi53)

519 The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears, imho.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 11:25 AM (HaL55)

-------------------------

Yeah, but the women usually freak out when I break out the bone saw to get a good look.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 16, 2021 11:50 AM (CAJOC)

520 83 J-lo, whom I'd do if she'd let me.
/Amos Burton
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 10:29 AM (HaL55)


"She can't get enough of me." / Jack Burton

Posted by: brass pair at June 16, 2021 11:52 AM (zzhW2)

521 That corn on the cob? No. Just butter salt.

Posted by: butch at June 16, 2021 11:53 AM (cHvOo)

522 That was gonna be my first comment; Where's Biden?

Frankly, he's where he's supposed to be. He earned it.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 16, 2021 12:01 PM (vhpiW)

523 >>>And my memory is fuzzy on this, but wasn't there a black congressman who
claimed that some Tea Party guys (back when there was a Tea Party)
either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence
of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of
the incident?
Yeah, John Lewis, who is enjoying Satan's barbed cock by now. I saw him speak at Mary Washington at my stepdaughter's graduation in 2011. It was all about him. Guys like that are nothing without some claim of modern day racism.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 16, 2021 12:41 PM (Mzdiz)

524 Jesus please us, there's no story about an alleged racial slur concerning Michelle Obama because there WAS no slur.

Can you not see that was a simple fabrication??

Posted by: irongrampa at June 16, 2021 12:56 PM (KATBx)

525 "And my memory is fuzzy on this, but wasn't there a black congressman who claimed that some Tea Party guys (back when there was a Tea Party) either spit on him or yelled racial slurs at him, but no actual evidence of his claims could be found on any of the video or audio recordings of the incident?"

It was Emmanuel Cleaver of KCMO. There was a tea party protest. Video shows a guy yelling and Cleaver gets up in his face and they are seen yelling. Cleaver then pulls up and covers his face with his hand and points at the guy. He then claimed that was because the guy spit on him.

While they were both yelling at each other.

From 4-6 inches away.

It is likely saliva hit Cleaver, because yelling from 4 to 6 inches away.

Posted by: aivanther at June 16, 2021 01:13 PM (NOfMw)

526 They get away with this shit because conservatives are literally cuckolds and faggots. Which is why Juneteenth just passed unanimously and you said nothing. Fuck you traitorous cock munchers and fuck your wife's black son too.

Posted by: RandbotFan at June 16, 2021 02:13 PM (i7ZAA)

527 Two thing-

1) Unlike Ben Affleck, I'm tired of J.Lo.

2) That corn on the cob looks utterly disgusting.

That is all.

Posted by: stv at June 16, 2021 03:55 PM (pee43)

528 Maybe the sign said "Chicago" or "golf."

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 16, 2021 08:48 PM (geoTH)

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