Quick Hits: Bats... Why Did It Have to Be Bats Edition

The "Bat Lady," Shi Zengli, hanging out with a bat in her Novel Respiratory Coronavirus Lab in Wuhan.

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Is this real?

It could be real. That's a problem.

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This was real. It was intended to look like pushing the "love" of a Pride flag to the next tweet below.

What it looked like was how Iran celebrates "pride."

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A man confesses to having previously masturbated to violent pornography and to having come close to the line of sexual assault by "cornering" a girl in his apartment and "pressuring" her to have sex.

But now he's trans, and so now he understands it's wrong to sexually coerce a woman.

And because he's trans, he's being... forgiven by the hard left, which actually is now asking him to stop apologizing and forgive himself?


All it takes is a little snipping to expunge all your previous sexual sins against women.

By the way, given this man's obvious serious psychological problems: Yes, I'm sure his real problem was just that he was "born in the wrong body" and now that he's wearing a dress and a Party City Wig, he's all better now. Perfectly fine.

We cut the tumor out, and the tumor was his dick and balls.

His brain, on the other hand? Immaculate.

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Terrorist scion and George Soros DA Chesa Boudin will no longer prosecute shoplifting cases in San Francisco.

Thieves are not even attempting to be subtle any more. Thievery is effectively legalized.

Why call 911? The police won't arrest him. Theft has been legalized by the son of a terrorist.

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Thank God for the brave firefighters of NeverTrump for delivering the Great Restorer of Norms unto us.

Biden will forgive us of our sins, by forgetting them.

He is extremely good at forgetting.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

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1 Love the quick hits!

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:35 PM (U1eOr)

2 But really, why not bats?

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (Ojki1)

3 New guy interloper!

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (KnJdm)

4 Fistula

Posted by: John Cocktoastin at June 15, 2021 02:36 PM (NmR1a)

5 I don't care if that chick in the tank top went to college or not, but she definitely needs her meds adjusted.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (U1eOr)

6 Thomas Sowell just mic-dropped America

https://tinyurl.com/yk4r4sdh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 02:38 PM (vmrwJ)

7 Way to go joe! You have to have note cards to blame Trump for everything.?.. I was sure that would be the one thing you could remember

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (Zmnko)

8 ...went to college?!?!

suddenly my perceived value of attending college has plummeted

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (j9HX3)

9 He(????) seems nice. He also went to college.

Now that's a "xe" if I ever saw one.

Zero testosterone, that's for sure.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)

10 "I went to college! Do not mess with me! I'm warning you!"
I genuinely can't tell if this is satire or not.

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (v16oJ)

11 Re: 'batin

From last night's ONT, faithfully copy and pasted yet again from where I originally copy and pasted it:

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
"The doctor walks in: 'Sir, I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.'

Patient: 'I don't understand, doc. Why?'

Doctor: 'Because I'm trying to examine you.'"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (csEWM)

12 Magic American Common Law in full effect

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Well, the guy's got a mask on. At least he's not endangering anyone with covid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

13 The "Bat Lady," Shi Zengli, hanging out with a bat in her Novel Respiratory Coronavirus Lab in Wuhan.

One would have to be blind to miss the joke.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (Bmy3R)

14 Uhhhhh, thinks that's a transman screaming "NO!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (bDqIh)

15 And because he's trans, he's being... forgiven by the hard left, which actually is now asking him to stop apologizing and forgive himself?
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Dude, of course he is. This is the same Left tells well-to-do white women to "lie back and think of England" when being raped by migrants, because reporting it would contribute to bad stereotyping and would be inconsistent with the tenets of antiracism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (Jsjd7)

16 Boudin is another far left commie

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:40 PM (ONvIw)

17 The RNC should send a very young looking woman in a school uniform to sit demurely in the front row of every Biden speech. He would never remember a single line after seeing her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (vmrwJ)

18 You can abuse and torture your body all you want, but it won't change your soul. Just ask Martin Luther.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

19 It's like having Homer Simpson for president.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (L2ZTs)

20 I don't care if that chick in the tank top went to college or not, but she definitely needs her meds adjusted.
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:37 PM (U1eOr)



That's a she?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (Ez6QX)

21 Doctor: 'Because I'm trying to examine you.'"
I wouldn't risk defying him. He went to college.

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (v16oJ)

22 And if Zuck and Gates think they can get round the likes of Boudin and Garland, they're wrong.

Posted by: CN at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (ONvIw)

23 Biden has a case of the retards.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (S9UMN)

24 What a fucking dunce. He can't even remember his "unity" talking lies.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (EadwG)

25 Abe Simpson.

Posted by: klaftern at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (r4sI4)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

27
Humility? The media?

The amount of introspection and humility in an industry is inversely promotional to the number of prizes and awards it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)

28 Hey, this is not over until the Bat Lady sings...

Some get a water board, stat!

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (5iUNf)

29 "Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances and groped by creeps..."

Uh huh. I'll take "Things That Never Happened for 1000," Alex.

Oh look, it's the Daily Double!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (Bmy3R)

30 > Thomas Sowell just mic-dropped America

https://tinyurl.com/yk4r4sdh
Posted by: Huck Follywood



and then the tweet disappeared

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (iTXRQ)

31 San Francisco Walgreens gets zero sympathy. They literally voted for this shit. Enjoy driving two hours to get your xanax prescription filled.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (4+eS+)

32 11 He(????) seems nice. He also went to college.

Now that's a "xe" if I ever saw one.

Zero testosterone, that's for sure.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)

Dude. Lift some weights. Do some cardio. Maybe take up smoking. Shoot some guns.

The high voice thing seems to be a universal trait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (csEWM)

33 Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances

I'll take "Things Which Don't Happen" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: spindrift at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (h5TKJ)

34 Why is it always in a car?

Why are these under-/ over- medicated lunatics allowed anywhere near a motor vehicle?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (6FeV1)

35 klaftern, true, better choice.
Joe has been known to yell at clouds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (L2ZTs)

36 Well, if it's OK with Walgreens, it's OK with me.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (V13WU)

37 18 Boudin is another far left commie

Jethro?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (Zmnko)

38 suddenly my perceived value of attending college has plummeted
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (j9HX3)



A college education doesn't mean anything anymore. If you can afford tuition, you get a college degree.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (Ez6QX)

39 >Biden has a case of the retards.
Posted by: Dr Spank


he's seriously tarded

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (iTXRQ)

40 Well, let's be real here.

Who among us hasn't created a new virus based on a bat coronavirus, and infected the entire world with it, shut down the global economy, and caused untold human misery?

I mean, really. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, that's what I always say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (UPoLF)

41 *shakes fist at Guy Smiley*

Posted by: spindrift at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

42 So- a preplanned political attack on foreign soil. You mean it wasn't "extemporaneous" like they claimed?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (EadwG)

43 The best comment, clearly, on the San Fran shithole situation:

KeepitRealRo @BerealRomell
20h
Replying to
@LyanneMelendez @abc7newsbayarea and 2 others
Observe and report.... they tell you that in training Man shrugging. Don't get beat up or killed over things that are insured.


Yeah, just keep claiming your entire inventory that walks out the door on insurance. Genius.

DAMN people are fucking stupid nowadays.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

44 So if shoplifting is ok in CA, can you also steal cable? And shouldn't you be able to?

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)

45 29 "Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances and groped by creeps..."

Uh huh. I'll take "Things That Never Happened for 1000," Alex.

Oh look, it's the Daily Double!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (Bmy3R)

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Objection: The crowds this dude probably mixes with are probably filled with perverts who will grab anything. I wouldn't discount his story, just highlighting the fact that it says really awful things about, you know, his fellow mental cases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

46 Posthumously?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (oWBc3)

47 Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances


==

sure

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (V13WU)

48 Speaking of Bats, DC forced the creators and producers of Harley Quinn season 3 (adult comedy) to delete a scene of Batman performing his oral pleasure duties on CatWoman. They said real heroes don't do that. lmao lmao lmao

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (OLxvn)

49 That's the security guard just standing there and videoing the massive theft, right?

Safe to assume the national chain's corporate policy is to not attempt to intervene??

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

50 and then the tweet disappeared
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 02:42 PM (iTXRQ)



I don't know about anyone else, but it always takes me three tries to get those links to open. I get an error the first two tries, every time.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)

51 40 Well, let's be real here.

Who among us hasn't created a new virus based on a bat coronavirus, and infected the entire world with it, shut down the global economy, and caused untold human misery?

I mean, really. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, that's what I always say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (UPoLF)

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Well, shit. You got me there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

52 The high voice thing seems to be a universal trait.

Like low-voiced girls. I think its a deliberate attempt to unisex people. Its affected and sad.

Well, if it's OK with Walgreens, it's OK with me.

They don't seem to care. Hard to see how you stay open like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

53 It's like having Homer Simpson for president.

We'd be lucky if Walter was as smart as Homer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (HaL55)

54 Bats are pretty cool to have around, haven't seen one in a long time but then I'm in bed before sun down.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (Cxk7w)

55 In a way I'm glad it was a Walgreens that got openly ripped off.

Walgreens just started using John Legend in their ads. Besides being a hateful lefty himself, he's married to the ragstain that calls itself Chrissy Teigen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (L2ZTs)

56
From last night's ONT, faithfully copy and pasted yet again from where I originally copy and pasted it:

jeefrey toobin is sitting at the doctor's office.
"The doctor walks in: 'Sir, I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.'

toobin: 'I don't understand, doc. Why?'

Doctor: 'Because I'm trying to examine you.'"
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (u32OT)

57 52 Well, if it's OK with Walgreens, it's OK with me.

They don't seem to care. Hard to see how you stay open like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

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They'll make it up on volume.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

58 That store has insurance. They actually don't need any customers, they can make a tidy profit just on the insurance.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (Tnijr)

59
Now that's a "xe" if I ever saw one.

Zero testosterone, that's for sure.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)


Yet another posterchild for soy.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

60 You know, I'm beginning to see the virtue of throwing queers off of tall buildings. I am sick of their stupid faggot flag, I am sick of their lecturing, I am sick of their bullshit. I don't give a fuck faggot. I just don't give a fuck about you or your bullshit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (eJn7u)

61 Riiight. I know, like every other red-blooded superstraight male, that whenever I see some man-handed, hairy-legged, Adam's Apple-having man-thing in a dress and a Party City wig I can barely keep from groping it.

These people really want to be victims (xer whole post was about getting in that "I am too often the victim...")

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (Bmy3R)

62 48 Speaking of Bats, DC forced the creators and producers of Harley Quinn season 3 (adult comedy) to delete a scene of Batman performing his oral pleasure duties on CatWoman. They said real heroes don't do that. lmao lmao lmao
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (OLxvn)

What the hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (csEWM)

63 They probably beat Joe and took away his oatmeal for showing his cards.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (EadwG)

64 The "nice" person tiktok - is that real? Really real? Or is satire? Beyond satire?

So hard to know

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (w2z2p)

65 I don't know about anyone else, but it always takes me three tries to get those links to open. I get an error the first two tries, every time.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)


I notice it when I'm clicking to a conservative tweet. It seems like Twitter makes it harder to get to those. It's probably all in my head, but it seems that way to me.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (U1eOr)

66
If a woman has health insurance, should no one do anything to stop her from getting raped??

I mean, she's insured. Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (u32OT)

67 Well, if it's OK with Walgreens, it's OK with me.

They don't seem to care. Hard to see how you stay open like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)


I thought one of the chains closed a majority of their stores there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

68 That store has insurance. They actually don't need any customers, they can make a tidy profit just on the insurance.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (Tnijr)

lol

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:47 PM (KnJdm)

69 Safe to assume the national chain's corporate policy is to not attempt to intervene??
They've already announced that they're closing 20-some stores in SF.

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (v16oJ)

70 55-

Why would John Legend convince me or anyone else to do anything?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (AD3JT)

71
If she's insured, she can get a free abortion.
If she's insured, she can get free counseling.

See? No harm done that "insurance" can't fix.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (u32OT)

72 The RNC should send a very young looking woman in a school uniform to sit demurely in the front row of every Biden speech. He would never remember a single line after seeing her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Have her do a Sharon Stone leg crossing act.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (T2Zv1)

73 So if shoplifting is ok in CA, can you also steal cable? And shouldn't you be able to?
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)


How about this kind of stealing?
https://youtu.be/3jHQqcky_Aw

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (mZUr4)

74 Yeah that trans gets unwanted sexual advances all the time. And Biden is a lucid genius.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (2DOZq)

75 Well, let's be real here.



Who among us hasn't created a new virus based on a bat coronavirus,
and infected the entire world with it, shut down the global economy, and
caused untold human misery?



I mean, really. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, that's what I always say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:43 PM (UPoLF)

Somebody is en fuego today.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (KnJdm)

76 My A/C won't turn on. It's a new install, less than a year old. I search online a bit, get a couple hints of things to look for.

One suggestion is to look at the fuse on the control board. I take off the main panel, no board. Apparently it's behind a SECOND panel that is behind a difficult to remove duct that has screws hidden around the back. Fuckers.

So anyways, the fuse wasn't it. I called the repair guy. He came out and scratched his head for a bit, fiddled with a multimeter for a bit, and declared that he thinks it's possibly a bad fuse box in my panel. I don't see how it could be, given we're getting 120 V in and 120 V out, but whatevs, I'm not the A/C guy. So I pay the man $120 for telling me what I believe to be bunk.

Now I get to pay an ElecChicken $400 to come and tell me the fuse box is fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (YYlyE)

77 Xipe Totec

They are mostly out of the gene pool. Mostly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (u82oZ)

78 Ktgreat, exactly.

Although Legend has already convinced me never to spend another penny at Walgreens. Why didn't they just hire Rob Reiner?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (L2ZTs)

79 That's the security guard just standing there and videoing the massive theft, right?

Safe to assume the national chain's corporate policy is to not attempt to intervene??
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

Maybe not the national corporate policy, but if the cops won't do anything, then what's the point of risking a potential lawsuit / workers comp / whatever case by trying to use "shop keepers privilege" to stop someone from shoplifting?

If I was the regional manager in CA, I'd probably tell the security guards to not do anything about shoplifting, too. I'd also be worried that the bosses were going to shut down my entire region, because, fuck it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (UPoLF)

80 Why would John Legend convince me or anyone else to do anything?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (AD3JT)


True story: His face was on boxes of Chex cereal last year which convinced me to buy the store brand version of it.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (U1eOr)

81 I thought one of the chains closed a majority of their stores there.
Posted by: Sponge


CVS.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (T2Zv1)

82 Bicycling shoplifter: why didn't the bozos jam a stick in his spokes as he rode by?

Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (qpX6U)

83 Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (YYlyE)

Bad capacitor. Easy replacement.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZq)

84 I've been wanting new speakers, so I might just get them for free in San Francisco. No, I won't get speakers that cost more than $1000. That would be illegal.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (sWM8x)

85 So what have we learned, kids?

Rape is okay if you are an immigrant or a POC. Or if you later trim off your dangly bits.

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (w2z2p)

86 I am confused by the twitter exchange with the loud white kid.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (ohOLP)

87 thought one of the chains closed a majority of their stores there.
Posted by: Sponge


CVS.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (T2Zv1)

No it was Walgreens. This must be old.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZq)

88 70 55-

Why would John Legend convince me or anyone else to do anything?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (AD3JT)

I heard a decent cover of one of his songs (maybe, never heard the original) on postmodernjukebox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (csEWM)

89 Bicycling shoplifter: why didn't the bozos jam a stick in his spokes as he rode by?
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (qpX6U)


Punch him in the fucking face......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

91 I notice the screeching androgynous liberal dipwad didn't mention graduating college or having a degree, not that it would change my opinion of it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Wm5SB)

92 Meade, yup. I wonder if there are any decent camera stores in SF.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (L2ZTs)

93 92 Bicycling shoplifter: why didn't the bozos jam a stick in his spokes as he rode by?
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (qpX6U)

Punch him in the fucking face......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yeah, if you want to go to jail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

94 True story: His face was on boxes of Chex cereal last year which convinced me to buy the store brand version of it.
Posted by: 496


Would rather it be on a milk carton.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (T2Zv1)

95 Why would John Legend convince me or anyone else to do anything?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 02:48 PM (AD3JT)


True story: His face was on boxes of Chex cereal last year which convinced me to buy the store brand version of it.
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (U1eOr)


Most store brand cereals are just as good as the name brand. And I've yet to see a store brand celebrating "pride" or any other virtue signaling horseshit.

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (mZUr4)

96 I am confused by the twitter exchange with the loud white kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (ohOLP)



You must not've gone to college like XE did.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

97 496, you have good taste in cereals. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (L2ZTs)

98 If all the Walgreens in SF close, then SF will become a Dr Scholl's Bunion Pad desert.

Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (qpX6U)

99 >>That's the security guard just standing there and videoing the massive theft, right?

Actually, that looks like a San Fran City Metro Transportation cop - just as useless, but there you go.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (5iUNf)

100 As a Citizen, one's first instinct would be to step in and try to stop the Walgreen's thief. Remember those times?

Try it now, and YOU'LL be the one charged and prosecuted for assault, bodily injury, restraint of trade and whatever else they can dream up. Oh, yeah. Hate crime, too. Bonus sentence time!

*spits*

Only thing left to do is hold the door open for the bastard as he makes his getaway.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2021 02:52 PM (QzJWU)

101 LADIES YOU WILL BE MINE ONE DAY
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (Pzzpr)



Pass.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

102 The weird thing about Legend/Teigen is a large number of Libs think he's gay and dislike his "lavender" marriage. According to them, he's not "living his truth".

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (AD3JT)

103 What happened to the undercover Fox News tapes that Project Veritas was supposed to release today?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

104 John Legend's pic will end up on the milk carton a few weeks after he tells Chrissy "shriking bitch from hell" Teigen he wants a divorce.

That "woman" makes Lindsey Lohan look sane and well-balanced.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (L2ZTs)

105
OK, the fact that Biden can't remember who pooped his pants and needs everything written down for him is sort of beside the point. Now, what the card said?

"DoJ Talking Points: Trump abused power/Trump DoJ out of control"

That's it in a nutshell - our spooks are running our government in toto, our "elected" officials are mouthpieces for them, and refer to any attempt by an elected executive to curtail their criminal activities is an "abuse of power."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (pfqSb)

106 It's like having Homer Simpson for president.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:41 PM (L2ZTs)

Well his brain *is* made of play d'oh

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (842IN)

107 84 I've been wanting new speakers, so I might just get them for free in San Francisco. No, I won't get speakers that cost more than $1000. That would be illegal.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (sWM8x)

...

Yeah. We need to stage a large free shopping spree for deplorables. Let's go wipe out the Costcos in a five county area somewhere in California. See what the news says in their analysis.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (ohOLP)

108 Gee, with all these shennanigans, maybe San Francisco will become a drug store desert?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (vcOmj)

109 If I was the regional manager in CA, I'd probably tell the security guards to not do anything about shoplifting, too.


So why isn't the security guard back in the office surfing porn all day?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (T2Zv1)

110 =========

Yeah, if you want to go to jail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)



Only if I do $1500 worth of damage. I shoplifted part of his face.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

111 >>>Only thing left to do is hold the door open for the bastard as he makes his getaway.

I mean, it's practically a hate crime if you don't stuff some free slim jims and bubble gum in his pockets as he rides by.

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (U1eOr)

112 Orange Man Bad crib notes? Sad.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

113 Whistle sent me an email asking for pictures of my pets in their best pride gear.

My dogs aren't actually gay.

But I guess I could maybe send a pic of one of them trying to hump the other.

Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (w2z2p)

114 ..., yup. And I'm pretty sure Joe's permanently crammed at least a few crayons up his nose.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Pass.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

You're extra spicy this week

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (842IN)

116 >>Walgreens just started using John Legend in their ads. Besides being a hateful lefty himself, he's married to the ragstain that calls itself Chrissy Teigen.


This is out SHOT
This is OUR shot
This IS our shot
THIS. . . is our shot!

Posted by: John Legend, resistance to the jab is futile! at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (bDqIh)

117 Gee, with all these shennanigans, maybe San Francisco will become a drug store desert?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 15, 2021 02:54 PM (vcOmj)


"Alexa - What is a logical consequence?"

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (U1eOr)

118 > Maybe not the national corporate policy, but if the cops won't do anything, then what's the point of risking a potential lawsuit / workers comp / whatever case by trying to use "shop keepers privilege" to stop someone from shoplifting?

Chesa Boudin, DA of San Francisco who was whelped by terrorists then raised by different terrorists, has said they ain't charging people for shoplifting less that $950 worth of stuff. It's not the cops, it's the DA.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (YYlyE)

119 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Pzzpr)

You're a fucking dick, but in this case, you're right.

Trump's silence is not only puzzling, it's damning.

FMWWL. I wish I were in bed with Gabrielle Ray.

https://tinyurl.com/y3br7wu8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (2JVJo)

120 At the risk of screwing myself even more ( large investment in Walgreens) , Valerie Jarrett is on the board, they hired a black woman as CEO and the mayor of Atlanta has accepted a high position in the company when her term is up. I'm trying to figure out how best to divest from the coming nightmare of what was once a great run company.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

121 What happened to the undercover Fox News tapes that Project Veritas was supposed to release today?
Posted by: Mark1971

Soon?

#twohours?

Probably someone got......erased.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

122 Dildocracy, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (6FeV1)

123 You know, I'm beginning to see the virtue of throwing queers off of tall buildings. I am sick of their stupid faggot flag, I am sick of their lecturing, I am sick of their bullshit. I don't give a fuck faggot. I just don't give a fuck about you or your bullshit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 02:46 PM (eJn7u)

Concur. One of the few things the Mooseslims do right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (8VdmT)

124 Nothing cures masturbating to violent pornography like a groin amputation.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

125 Boudin is Weather Underground royalty. You know, those folks that planted bombs and robbed banks, then went on to be university professors when released from jail (if they even went to jail).

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (5HBd1)

126 39 >Biden has a case of the retards.
Posted by: Dr Spank
he's seriously tarded+++++
On an earlier post today someone said we need a shorter presidential limousine.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (vI+F1)

127 90 thought one of the chains closed a majority of their stores there.
Posted by: Sponge


CVS.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (T2Zv1)

No it was Walgreens. This must be old.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZq)

...
I dunno. He had to travel by bicycle to get there.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (ohOLP)

128 All this talk of bats, but go hang out with one baby seal and all hell breaks lose.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (axyOa)

129 Cops in SF literally have nothing to do but watch the giant piles of human excrement grow and grow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (L2ZTs)

130 OT/the biden handlers administration has set up a new wing in the DOJ department to have people turn in any friend or neighbor they think are "radicalized"..... They also are comparing Jan 6th to the Oklahoma bombing.... Yikes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

131 >> Gee, with all these shennanigans, maybe San Francisco will become a drug store desert?


Jeff Bezos smiles as he now has by-mail presciption services.

Posted by: John Legend, resistance to the jab is futile! at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

132 82 Bicycling shoplifter: why didn't the bozos jam a stick in his spokes as he rode by?
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp at June 15, 2021 02:50 PM (qpX6U)

Because he'd be fired.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (CHX9P)

133 But I guess I could maybe send a pic of one of them trying to hump the other.
Posted by: blaster

Send them a pic of the dog licking itself.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (T2Zv1)

134 Nothing cures masturbating to violent pornography like a groin amputation.
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (v0R5T

I hear pictures of Pelosi do wonders

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (842IN)

135 Why is it that some embedded videos in AOS posts play directly from the thread while others open a new tab and go to Twitter?

Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (mZUr4)

136 The people of SanFran have the government they voted for. Fuck 'em.

No offense to our SF morons, of course

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 02:57 PM (iTXRQ)

137 Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM (YYlyE)

So, this may be a bit basic, here, but have you checked the condensation tray and pump / line?

I've had 3 different AC issues (I've been helping a buddy manage a small apartment building for some extra cash lately) that were all caused by clogged condensation lines. Newer AC's usually have a float in them that shuts off if the water level gets too high.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (UPoLF)

138 Saboteur was a Hitchcock movie, but not a great one. IIRC the bit with lady liberty reminded me of a gag in the Hudsucker Proxy

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (WITLv)

139 I don't know about anyone else, but it always takes me three tries to get those links to open. I get an error the first two tries, every time.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)
---
These pages load much faster for me if I click over to the comments server right away.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (sWM8x)

140 "It's all right - lots of people are tarded. My first wife is tarded. She's an airline pilot now." - Dr. Lexus

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (Bmy3R)

141 >Why is it that some embedded videos in AOS posts play directly from the thread while others open a new tab and go to Twitter?


witchcraft

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (iTXRQ)

142 SF's gone so woke crazy, even Oakland sez "daaaammnn!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

143 Isn't John Legend (not the assholes real name) married to that nasty bitch with the frying pan face? They are both just trash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (eJn7u)

144 I wish I were in bed with Gabrielle Ray.

https://tinyurl.com/y3br7wu8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (2JVJo)

If you were, it would be a tight fit, She's in a coffin.

We like you better out here with us, MP4.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (5iUNf)

145 > OT/the biden handlers administration has set up a new wing in the DOJ department to have people turn in any friend or neighbor they think are "radicalized"

How long until they have teachers encouraging kids to turn in their parents?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (YYlyE)

146 That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous? Who the heck is she anyway?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

147 You're extra spicy this week
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (842IN)



Heh. I have been doubly crabby this week for some reason.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

148 127 Nothing cures masturbating to violent pornography like a groin amputation.
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

...

On the other hand, the message that incessant masturbation to violent pornography could wreck your mental state and self-concept as a man could be an important PSA.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 02:59 PM (ohOLP)

149
I went to the bathroom! I wiped myself!

Yiu are the problem! Don't mess ... ooh, I wet 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 02:59 PM (pNxlR)

150 High temperatures across the state have resulted in significant electric demand that may outpace generation supply during peak hours. ERCOT has reported that approximately 11,000 MW of generation has been forced offline for ongoing repairs. However, power generation including wind output is expected to increase as the week continues. ERCOT has stated that the use of rotating outages or controlled outages are unlikely during this time.


Destroy ERCOT.

They're a menace to society.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

151 That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous? Who the heck is she anyway?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)



Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, I believe. Back when they were actually non-obese women.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

152 Only thing left to do is hold the door open for the bastard as he makes his getaway.

Jim


"Oh Sir! You dropped something!"

Posted by: Miklos, expaecting complaints about "drug store deserts" at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (QzkSJ)

153 What I can't grasp about that "pride" tweet is that its obviously meant to be a building that figure is standing on. Just what the???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

154 106 What happened to the undercover Fox News tapes that Project Veritas was supposed to release today?
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2021 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

Tucker's staff intercepted the package and it got lost in the mail... again.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (CHX9P)

155 I told you all YEARS ago, that Bats are evil!

Posted by: The Penguin at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (oHd/0)

156 Christopher, at this stage Teigen is really only famous for being a raging woke bully at Twitter.

I honestly wouldn't GAF if she was kidnapped, tied to a pole and set on fire. In fact I'd enjoy the YouTube video.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (L2ZTs)

157 >I wish I were in bed with Gabrielle Ray.

https://tinyurl.com/y3br7wu8


Wow.
That's a lot of ankle.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (iTXRQ)

158 17 Walgreens have shut their doors in SF, last I read.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (aAP3z)

159 Big Tech and the liberal news media knew it came from the lab, and lied about it. People died because they hate Trump.

Posted by: demoncrat at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (kCQ27)

160 Tucker's staff intercepted the package and it got lost in the mail... again.

Which reminds me... What ever happened to Bobolinski?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

161 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, I believe. Back when they were actually non-obese women.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Victoria Secret too

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (2DOZq)

162 We really need to hit the reset button with most of academia today.

There are departments I would spare, and some profs in the remaining parts, but not many.

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (xxG/v)

163 sidebar: Tiegen may be a see you next Tuesday, but dude lost me with that "my truth" shit.

Will not read further whenever anyone uses that odious phrase.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (Bmy3R)

164 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, I believe. Back when they were actually non-obese women.

I must have missed those issues, I only know her from being a terrible person on Twitter. Presumably she didn't have a balloon for a head back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

165 Heh. I have been doubly crabby this week for some reason.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

Well I know what it's not.

(ducks)

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (842IN)

166 On an earlier post today someone said we need a shorter presidential limousine.
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (vI+F1)

...

That is hilarious.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (ohOLP)

167 FIrefox blocks Twattfest from appearing correctly on this 80's blog.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

168 So, this may be a bit basic, here, but have you checked the condensation tray and pump / line?

I've had 3 different AC issues (I've been helping a buddy manage a small apartment building for some extra cash lately) that were all caused by clogged condensation lines. Newer AC's usually have a float in them that shuts off if the water level gets too high.


I checked the condensation line output, but they put the tray access panel behind the condensation line, so I didn't want to futz with that.

I asked the A/C guy if that could be a possibility because I didn't see him check that. He said in a surprised voice, "I don't think these have one of those." It's a late model Carrier unit, so I don't know why it wouldn't have a float switch.

Yeah, I'm not too impressed with the guy they sent out.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (YYlyE)

169 How long until they have teachers encouraging kids to turn in their parents?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (YYlyE)

It's already happening. By labeling protesters as terrorists, a kid I forgot where ratted out Mom & Dad.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (CHX9P)

170 My A/C won't turn on. It's a new install, less than a year old.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM







Shouldn't the original installer be servicing it for free if it's that new??

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (G/mW5)

171
So, this may be a bit basic, here, but have you checked the condensation tray and pump / line?

I've had 3 different AC issues (I've been helping a buddy manage a small apartment building for some extra cash lately) that were all caused by clogged condensation lines. Newer AC's usually have a float in them that shuts off if the water level gets too high.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Good idea.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (u32OT)

172 >That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous?


there's something amok with her face

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (iTXRQ)

173 170 On an earlier post today someone said we need a shorter presidential limousine.
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (vI+F1)

...

That is hilarious.


And Air Force 3/4


Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (Bmy3R)

174
The thermostat might be junk.

Did they manually push in the Contactor to see if the condenser would run?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (u32OT)

175 171 FIrefox blocks Twattfest from appearing correctly on this 80's blog.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

Boo-hoo.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (CHX9P)

176 146 Isn't John Legend (not the assholes real name) married to that nasty bitch with the frying pan face? They are both just trash.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 02:58 PM (eJn7u)

Tiegen had a miscarriage not too long ago. I know this because it was in the NY Post, with a black and white photo from the hospital room just after they got the news.

No, it wasn't paparazzi. They had a photographer in the room to take a picture of the moment. Because I know I would want to make sure I had the worst day of my life captured for posterity and then shared with the world.

Fuck these people to the highest degree of fuckery known to man or beast.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

177 This is out SHOT
This is OUR shot
This IS our shot
THIS. . . is our shot!
Posted by: John Legend, resistance to the jab is futile! at June 15, 2021 02:55 PM (bDqIh)


I just effing hate that commercial.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (axyOa)

178
So, wait... raykon admits to be being gay, finally? Man, nothin' sadder than an old queen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (pfqSb)

179 I believe they now sell a presidential sippy cup just like the one they give Joe.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (VpIIl)

180 156 What I can't grasp about that "pride" tweet is that its obviously meant to be a building that figure is standing on. Just what the???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

...

and the figure falling has a pride flag for a head as well?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (ohOLP)

181 "My truth"

That was Oprah's invention.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (AD3JT)

182
Surely there is a peat bog in Scotland that would welcome that rapist with open arms, eh, boys?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (pNxlR)

183 > "Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances and groped by creeps..."

There's not enough tequila in all of Mexico, honey. Sorry.

So... he's a tranny, but wanted sex from a girl so badly he cornered her and pressured her? So, like a male lesbian or somepin'?

I remember when "male lesbian" was just a Rush Limbaugh joke.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (XGAZE)

184 It's good to know that bat lady had a cheap mask on while she dangled a bat 3" from her face.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (ohOLP)

185 Managed to get the riding mower stuck today. Grass so high I did not see the mud until I was well into it. Took both the wife and I to push it out. Did some wee whacking later and my face was covered with mud. Texas is not supposed to be this wet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

186 The "man" went to college...

How you gonna argue with that?

Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (/BlEx)

187 Wow.

That's a lot of ankle.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:00 PM (iTXRQ)

Hubba hubba!

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (KnJdm)

188 I just effing hate that commercial.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (axyOa)

SAturday....

SaturDAY....

SaTURday....

Posted by: Warai-otoko remembers Wings at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (6FeV1)

189 Tiegen had a miscarriage not too long ago.

I mean, that's an awful, miserable, sad event and no parent should ever have to face it. But these are not only people who celebrate baby murder, but she announced this (with suspiciously convenient photo) just when she was most under attack for being a horrible person.

Which makes me skeptical of its veracity, shall we say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

190 > Shouldn't the original installer be servicing it for free if it's that new??

Service is free. I'm looking at my service agreement to see if I can get my money back for this service visit.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (YYlyE)

191 >>That "woman" makes Lindsey Lohan look sane and well-balanced



Chrissy Tiegen is a horrible person.
She's quit twitter a few times, and IIRC, the last time she was invited back by twitter. She drives traffic, obviously, and THAT is why she gets away with bullying.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

192 On an earlier post today someone said we need a shorter presidential limousine.
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (vI+F1)

...

That is hilarious.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (ohOLP)

It is!
Funny as hell!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (axyOa)

193 177 170 On an earlier post today someone said we need a shorter presidential limousine.
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (vI+F1)


LOL... And paint it yellow

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (Zmnko)

194 Kollidge dude is transitioming into a ragey female leftist. Makes sense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (nkoZJ)

195 I have it on good authority that the bedroom belonging to to this busty, flirty brown-eyed brunette in a tight crop-top is a bat-free zone:
https://is.gd/LJLFPv

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (Jsjd7)

196 > Did they manually push in the Contactor to see if the condenser would run?

Not that I saw.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (YYlyE)

197
I was picking through a junk shop over the weekend, and they had one of those boxes of official Presidential soap from the White House for sale. I thought "who buys soap that makes you dirtier?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (pfqSb)

198 Thanks, Jordan. It loaded on the third attempt.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (XxJt1)

199 OTOH, cajun boudin is quite tasty.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

200 > Jeff Bezos smiles as he now has by-mail presciption services.

Wait until roving bands of freelance socialists start looting and burning Amazon warehouses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (XGAZE)

201 Well I know what it's not.

(ducks)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (842IN)



That'll be next week. So look out.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:07 PM (Ez6QX)

202 If rolling brownouts become necessary this week Abbott can forget about his re-election.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:07 PM (2DOZq)

203 Walgreens has resources to pressure those freaks in SF and CA (boy do they ever) if they cared.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 03:07 PM (V13WU)

204 > "Now I am too often the victim of unwanted sexual advances and groped by creeps..."

There's not enough tequila in all of Mexico, honey. Sorry.

...

Maybe all the female to males are out there groping the male to females.

Making up for lost time, balance in the universe etc.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:07 PM (ohOLP)

205 Chrissy Tiegen is a horrible person.
She's quit twitter a few times, and IIRC, the last time she was invited back by twitter. She drives traffic, obviously, and THAT is why she gets away with bullying.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

If Ellen can be cancelled...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

206 I was picking through a junk shop over the weekend, and they had one of those boxes of official Presidential soap from the White House for sale. I thought "who buys soap that makes you dirtier?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (pfqSb)
++++
Presidential soap? That's weird as hell even it didn't cause you stink like a Washington, DC asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:08 PM (Jsjd7)

207 Everyone, agreed 100% re Teigen.
I honestly cannot stand her/it, and I am psychopathic about wanting bullies to get their just desserts x1000.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Here's Chrissy Teigen in Sports Illustrated in 2010. Her face wasn't so bee stung then.

https://bit.ly/2RYMQs5

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (YYlyE)

209 > Did some wee whacking later and my face was covered with mud.

I've done some wee whacking myself in my day, but only managed to hit my face once or twice. And I wouldn't describe it as "mud", exactly.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (XGAZE)

210 82 Bicycling shoplifter: why didn't the bozos jam a stick in his spokes as he rode by?
Posted by: HP Desktop REKT By gp

Because he'd be fired.
Posted by: Mente de Caca


He would fall/crash into the opposite shelf and destroy even more merchandise ... and one of them would probably have to re-shelf what survived.

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (okV1R)

211 Tiegen had a miscarriage not too long ago. I know this because it was in the NY Post, with a black and white photo from the hospital room just after they got the news.

No, it wasn't paparazzi. They had a photographer in the room to take a picture of the moment. Because I know I would want to make sure I had the worst day of my life captured for posterity and then shared with the world.
.......

That's why Facebook was invented.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

212
Isn't John Legend (not the assholes real name) married to that nasty bitch with the frying pan face? They are both just trash.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Their nasty mugs graced Chex cereals 'cause they were sharing "their" Chex Mix recipe with we hoi polloi. I felt so blessed when I saw that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (pNxlR)

213 I asked the A/C guy if that could be a possibility because I didn't see him check that. He said in a surprised voice, "I don't think these have one of those." It's a late model Carrier unit, so I don't know why it wouldn't have a float switch.

Yeah, I'm not too impressed with the guy they sent out.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:02 PM (YYlyE)

Oh. Yeah, er... I'm no HVAC guy, but "electrical issues" would be the last thing I would go to.

Well, first, I'd google the problem. Then check condensation lines / check for any ice build up for gunk build up, then check the thermostat. If all of that seemed fine, I'd assume it was an issue with the unit itself (like the logical board fried itself or something.)

Electrical issues is a weird one. I suppose it could have flipped a circuit, but that would be obvious in the breaker, or if the unit had its on on board circuit / fuse, that would be obvious as well. Also, usually AC's are on a dedicated line, and unless your electrician was a dumb dumb, everything should be appropriately sized. Other than that, I mean... electricity is pretty idiot proof.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (UPoLF)

214 You're Texans quit whining like CA soys.

Lololol

Posted by: Gov Abbott at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (gU91G)

215
If Twitter cared about profits - even one little tiny bit - then Jack Dorsey would have been suspended years ago. In an iron cage, in front of corporate HQ.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (pfqSb)

216 174 My A/C won't turn on. It's a new install, less than a year old.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 02:49 PM


We've got 3 furnaces/AC units with 9 zones and the baking room is crazy hot. Little damper servos are malfunctioning. The AC guy apologized profusely and promised to send a tech out tomorrow.

Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (/BlEx)

217 I have it on good authority that the bedroom belonging to to this busty, flirty brown-eyed brunette in a tight crop-top is a bat-free zone:
https://is.gd/LJLFPv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:06 PM (Jsjd7)

Crazy eyes.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

218 207 If rolling brownouts become necessary this week Abbott can forget about his re-election.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:07 PM (2DOZq)

...

First DeSantis makes Abbot look impotent, then the Arizona AG, and now ERCOT is in the news again.

ERCOT has done this "save your electricity" announcement at least once before today too. Gonna be a long summer.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (ohOLP)

219 In a way I'm glad it was a Walgreens that got openly ripped off.
Walgreens just started using John Legend in their ads. Besides being a hateful lefty himself, he's married to the ragstain that calls itself Chrissy Teigen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 02:45 PM (L2ZTs)


IIRC, 7 Walgreens have bailed on SF, so this is one of the only ones left. I have to explain to people the CA law regarding theft of less than $950 in merchandise - and SFPD won't even bother showing up. The media of course bends the truth, saying a store can lose up to $1k a day. No, a store can lose up to everything. There's plenty of videos of flash mobs walking into a store, and completely wiping out the cosmetics section. Each of 9 people stealing $1k worth of shit? That's closing bodegas and small shops that can barely survive with covid restrictions.

I remember one live segment of a supermarket owner - like 3rd generation talking to news crew, showing where people came in through the ceiling, and this homeless guy walks in, and starts loading a bag with bottles of wine. On live TV. Only thing he didn't do was pull a knife and stab the owner to death.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

220 176 >That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous?

She married really, really well...

Posted by: Nova local at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (b1h2x)

221 Chrissy Tiegen is a horrible person.
She's quit twitter a few times, and IIRC, the last time she was invited back by twitter. She drives traffic, obviously, and THAT is why she gets away with bullying.
Posted by: Lizzy

I always hated how Dan Patrick and the 4 retards aggressively simped for her.
Why?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (OLxvn)

222
there's something amok with her face
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (iTXRQ)


Vanity, proven by the botox and plastic surgery.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Shouldn't the original installer be servicing it for free if it's that new??
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 15, 2021 03:03 PM (G/mW5)


The Paolo, he is good at the servicing, but it is, how you say, not free.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (axyOa)

224 >Did some wee whacking later and my face was covered with mud.


phrasing, please

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (iTXRQ)

225 *waits patiently for Photoshop of short yellow limo*

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (XxJt1)

226
Why would you believe anything crissy tiegen says, especially about a "miscarriage?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:11 PM (u32OT)

227 Seriously, Amazon warehouses have EVERYTHING. It's like an Apple store, a Nike store, and a bling store all in one.

They're usually out in the middle of BFE, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:11 PM (XGAZE)

228 I suspect the "miscarriage" was performed. Anyway the world already has plenty of useless low class scum, so.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 03:11 PM (eJn7u)

229 Hotter in Texas today than yesterday and the wind still ain't blowing north and west. Guessing we are burning the shitout of our natural gas. At some point Texas goes forward.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 03:11 PM (oWBc3)

230 >>If Ellen can be cancelled

It may happen -- the gossip blogs seem to have had enough of Chrissy, and they are crazy Lefties who tolerate (even encourage) a lot of celebrity politicking/snark.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

231
Amok?

You mean "amiss?"

Although, amok works...for her face.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (u32OT)

232 The number of Walgreens closed in SF is 17, not 7.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (aAP3z)

233 224 I remember one live segment of a supermarket owner - like 3rd generation talking to news crew, showing where people came in through the ceiling, and this homeless guy walks in, and starts loading a bag with bottles of wine. On live TV. Only thing he didn't do was pull a knife and stab the owner to death.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

==========

So, you're saying that the homeless guy killed the reporter?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

234 Electrical issues is a weird one. I suppose it could have flipped a circuit, but that would be obvious in the breaker, or if the unit had its on on board circuit / fuse, that would be obvious as well. Also, usually AC's are on a dedicated line, and unless your electrician was a dumb dumb, everything should be appropriately sized. Other than that, I mean... electricity is pretty idiot proof.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (UPoLF)


That's not entirely accurate.

Posted by: Texas ERCOT at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

235 Southwest Airlines is having a nationwide computer system outage.

https://bit.ly/3iFJXYd

Seems to me a whole lot of infrastructure is being attacked under mud brain Biden.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (YYlyE)

236 Tiegen had a miscarriage not too long ago. I know this because it was in the NY Post, with a black and white photo from the hospital room just after they got the news.

No, it wasn't paparazzi. They had a photographer in the room to take a picture of the moment. Because I know I would want to make sure I had the worst day of my life captured for posterity and then shared with the world.

Fuck these people to the highest degree of fuckery known to man or beast.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2021 03:04 PM (KbCG3)


Alec Baldwin's wife did something similar, except with selfies. These people are mentally ill.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)

237 Rodrigo, I believe there's a major Amazon warehouse in Fallon, Nevada, plus they've now got the Tesla plants.

More reasons I like northern Nevada: not a ton of people but apparently there's decent jobs there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)

238 >>>2 But really, why not bats?


Bats is asshoe.

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (0G13K)

239 That's not entirely accurate.
Posted by: Texas ERCOT at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

Ha.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (UPoLF)

240 >Did some wee whacking later and my face was covered with mud.

phrasing, please
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (iTXRQ)

IT IMPLIES HE FIRED HIS OWN BABY BATTER IN HIS FACEULAR REGION

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (6FeV1)

241 Southwest Airlines is having a nationwide computer system outage.

https://bit.ly/3iFJXYd

Seems to me a whole lot of infrastructure is being attacked under mud brain Biden.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (YYlyE)



Oooh, I should go downstairs and watch the show!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Ez6QX)

242 We've got 3 furnaces/AC units with 9 zones and the baking room is crazy hot. Little damper servos are malfunctioning. The AC guy apologized profusely and promised to send a tech out tomorrow.
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (/BlEx)

This is what's called a humble brag.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (2DOZq)

243 Southwest Airlines is having a nationwide computer system outage.
https://bit.ly/3iFJXYd

Seems to me a whole lot of infrastructure is being attacked under mud brain Biden.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (YYlyE)
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Time will tell. "Outage" does not automatically mean "hacked." Shit breaks all the damn time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

244 Electrical issues is a weird one. I suppose it could have flipped a circuit, but that would be obvious in the breaker, or if the unit had its on on board circuit / fuse, that would be obvious as well. Also, usually AC's are on a dedicated line, and unless your electrician was a dumb dumb, everything should be appropriately sized. Other than that, I mean... electricity is pretty idiot proof.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (UPoLF)



If NOTHING happens when the A/C comes on, then it's the main board, since there are no user serviceable parts, other than replacing the control board. If the upstairs blower comes on and there's the external unit outside that doesn't have the fan start, there's a capacitor in the outside fan that will cause the pump and fan not to start. Starter cap. Happens occasionally. I've seen it.....here.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Shit, I'm 35 minutes away from SF. Guess I know where I'm going to go do my weekly shopping. Gonna save me some $$$.

Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (0jZnq)

246 244 >>>2 But really, why not bats?


Bats is asshoe.
Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (0G13K)

=========

Face your fear. Become the BatAce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

247 Somebody's wondering if they're gay?

Well, if you have "relationships with women, and sex with men!", that still means you're gay. At least according to Ice T; just something to keep in mind when you're going through your mental checklist.

https://tinyurl.com/ve79jsad

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (a+Mub)

248 The SF shoplifting thing is effin nuts. Why don't normals shop this way there?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (oWBc3)

249 ++++
Time will tell. "Outage" does not automatically mean "hacked." Shit breaks all the damn time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)


It's comforting, but Airlines tend to have the shittiest computer systems in the world.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

250 251 Shit, I'm 35 minutes away from SF. Guess I know where I'm going to go do my weekly shopping. Gonna save me some $$$.
Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (0jZnq)

=========

Joke's on you. Your car will have been stolen by the time you get back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

251 IT IMPLIES HE FIRED HIS OWN BABY BATTER IN HIS FACEULAR REGION
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (6FeV1)
++++
Ah. Good man. I, too, subscribe to this approach. Who doesn't want dinner with his entertainment? It's also an eco-friendly, highly-efficient approach to the waste problem that provides high-protein meals.

Posted by: David French at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (Jsjd7)

252
Yeah, that is weird. I guess I could see, if I were rich, having a pro photog on hand to capture the big moment... but if it goes wrong? Who the fuck would ever want that photo taken? That's beyond narcissism. That's like some kind of twisted, upside down super-narcissism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (pfqSb)

253

Like I said, we're way overdue for a massive private data breach. Intentional, of course. And with help from the federal govt.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (u32OT)

254 I hate always being that one pale face biped, who has to stay in because of my anti-sunscreen positions. Everybody gets to go have fun, while I take a day to 2 for the blood red to turn brown.
At least my green eyes will pop in a few days tho.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (OLxvn)

255 246 >Did some wee whacking later and my face was covered with mud.

phrasing, please
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:10 PM (iTXRQ)

IT IMPLIES HE FIRED HIS OWN BABY BATTER IN HIS FACEULAR REGION
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (6FeV1)

=========

I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

256 that nasty bitch with the frying pan face?

Posted by: Xipe Totec

Wow, frying pan face is a perfect description.

Never understand why she was considered hot/pretty.


Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (nkoZJ)

257 there's something amok with her face
Posted by: DB- just DB

Wouldn't touch her with your dick, not even during Pon Farr.

Posted by: Spock at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

258 Somebody's wondering if they're gay? ...
Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (a+Mub)
++++
If you're wondering, you know the answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

259 > Time will tell. "Outage" does not automatically mean "hacked." Shit breaks all the damn time.

That's true.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (YYlyE)

260 Never understand why she was considered hot/pretty.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (nkoZJ)

Bewbs?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (a+Mub)

261 I love bats. Around here they eat about a billion skeeters a day. I want more of them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (eJn7u)

262 Amok?
You mean "amiss?"
Although, amok works...for her face.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:12 PM (u32OT)
..

Amok is one of the few words from melayu to make it into English.

In the original it's a sort of murderous rampage under demonic influence.

So maybe more apropos to Tiegen than otherwise.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (ohOLP)

263 188 It's good to know that bat lady had a cheap mask on while she dangled a bat 3" from her face.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:05 PM (ohOLP)

That proves masks work. It's Science.--Fauci

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

264 > The SF shoplifting thing is effin nuts. Why don't normals shop this way there?

Most people, even in SF, are still at least semi-civilized, and will abide by the Rules of Society to the greatest extent they can.

When it becomes obvious to all that the Rules of Society no longer apply to anyone, that's when things are gonna get really ugly in a hurry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (XGAZE)

265 I hate always being that one pale face biped, who has to stay in because of my anti-sunscreen positions. Everybody gets to go have fun, while I take a day to 2 for the blood red to turn brown.
At least my green eyes will pop in a few days tho.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (OLxvn)



Lucky you. My red just fades back to white. I never get tan.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)

266 If you're wondering, you know the answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

There are signs to look for.

Posted by: Cock in your mouf at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (gU91G)

267 Never understand why she was considered hot/pretty.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (nkoZJ)
++++
In her prime, she was a cute bikini model with a nice body. Her prime, however, lasted about 90 days and then she went the surgery route and ended up like a female John Kerry. That's the risk if you bank it all on being good-looking and pull out the stops to continue the party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)

268 speaking of bats, I saw the trailer for the new movie The Batman

how many times are they gonna reboot this guy?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (iTXRQ)

269 Shit, I'm 35 minutes away from SF. Guess I know where I'm going to go do my weekly shopping. Gonna save me some $$$.
Posted by: JROD

Since you can't be evicted, get a charming pied-a-terre

Posted by: Miklos, hell, might visit myself at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Somebody's wondering if they're gay?
Well, if you have "relationships with women, and sex with men!", that still means you're gay.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM


I suggest the A.D. Clay Test.
Do you:
[ ] Suck dick
[ ] Not suck dick
End of story.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

271
Somebody's wondering if they're gay? ...
Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2021 03:14 PM (a+Mub)
++++
If you're wondering, you know the answer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

--------

I knew a really, really, really gay dude back in the day, and one day he decided to come out. Everyone, was like "yeah, buddy... what? Are you the last to know?"

This is kinda like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (pfqSb)

272 Happens occasionally. I've seen it.....here.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep on a new unit it's either a defective board or the capacitor.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)

273 268 > The SF shoplifting thing is effin nuts. Why don't normals shop this way there?

Most people, even in SF, are still at least semi-civilized, and will abide by the Rules of Society to the greatest extent they can.

When it becomes obvious to all that the Rules of Society no longer apply to anyone, that's when things are gonna get really ugly in a hurry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (XGAZE)

==========

Funny that this isn't happening in South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

274
There are signs to look for.
Posted by: Cock in your mouf at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (gU91G)



I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

275 213 Here's Chrissy Teigen in Sports Illustrated in 2010. Her face wasn't so bee stung then.

https://bit.ly/2RYMQs5
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:09 PM (YYlyE)

That's her pre-Botox era.

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (IaVIh)

276 269 I hate always being that one pale face biped, who has to stay in because of my anti-sunscreen positions. Everybody gets to go have fun, while I take a day to 2 for the blood red to turn brown.At least my green eyes will pop in a few days tho.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (OLxvn)
Lucky you. My red just fades back to white. I never get tan.Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)

My meds make me a vampire. The sun hurts. I still get tan thanks to my indigenous DNA.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

277 >That's the risk if you bank it all on being good-looking and pull out the stops to continue the party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


she married strategically

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (iTXRQ)

278 > It's comforting, but Airlines tend to have the shittiest computer systems in the world.

Hospitals are up there too. Stanford Medical until a couple of years ago wasn't even using a database for its records. They were using a hacked together system some grad student slapped together with B Trees.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (YYlyE)

279 Picked the wrong day to stop drinkin cough syrup.

Posted by: volunteer at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (yIzzP)

280 Fucking long posts are long, dude 1320 words for some Declaration? Seriously Tom, tighten up dude.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (oWBc3)

281 at some point in the future she'll be a professional divorcee

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

282
Somebody's wondering if they're gay? ...
Posted by: Thrawn


We're ALL lighthearted and happy here!

...

Did I misconstrue something?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

283 283 Picked the wrong day to stop drinkin cough syrup.
Posted by: volunteer at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (yIzzP)

=========

Funny enough, I picked the perfect day to start sniffing glue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

284 she married strategically
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (iTXRQ)
++++
Which is the only reason that anyone still knows her name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (Jsjd7)

285 Time will tell. "Outage" does not automatically mean "hacked." Shit breaks all the damn time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)


Except back under SCOAMF we had similar coincidences. Like the PG&E substation just a few miles north of my town went down, and with it went all phone/cellular/internet for almost 48 hours. Suddenly, the little substation (basically a shack out in a field) had a 12' wall built around it, with concertina wire and cameras every 20', along with seismic sensors and high-voltage warning signs. It was only some time later we learned it was a targeted attack on fiber optic lines. Same thing happened in Sacramento area some months later.

Yeah, shit breaks all the time, but when it's nonstop infrastructure shit, and not Nike or TikTok or Budweiser, I start to wonder if we're seeing dry runs and tests for weaknesses.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)

286 > Never understand why she was considered hot/pretty.

Didn't even know who she was. After doing an image search... nah, she doesn't work for me. At all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (XGAZE)

287
I still can't get over "governor" cuomocide's announcement today, and how he [verbally] Takes A Bow at the end, and pats himself of the back.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (u32OT)

288 > Yep on a new unit it's either a defective board or the capacitor.

Dude didn't check the capacitor.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (YYlyE)

289 Never understand why she was considered hot/pretty.


Posted by: chique l'African


The word "no" isn't in her vocabulary?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (T2Zv1)

290
I suggest the A.D. Clay Test.
Do you:
[ ] Suck dick
[ ] Not suck dick
End of story.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)


You asked for it......sorta

https://youtu.be/9l4JpI0nwf8

(NSFW)

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

291 But mister 3 letter agency they/them, I'm not a White Supremacist, I'm a White Enthusiast! I own snow shoes and ice climbing gear ffs! My shorts have a 5 inch inseam! Care for some deviled eggs and reverse osmosis filtered water?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (OLxvn)

292 Sooth: because Cuomo's a psychopathic narcissist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (L2ZTs)

293
Here's my version of what cuomocide said: Yeah, ah, the pandemic is over. I saved all your lives. You're welcome.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (u32OT)

294 One of the few things the Mooseslims do right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 02:56 PM (8VdmT)

So you approve of the murder of homosexuals.

Good to know.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (Q9lwr)

295 Teigen is fugly and worse, a horrible person. She should worry less about posting and more about having enough fire insurance if she's gonna try and ruin people's lives like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (EadwG)

296 Yeah, shit breaks all the time, but when it's nonstop infrastructure shit, and not Nike or TikTok or Budweiser, I start to wonder if we're seeing dry runs and tests for weaknesses.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)
++++
Also possible. I didn't discount the possibility that it's a cyber-attack, just that cyber-attacks are only one explanation for big outages. Big outages aren't actually all that rare.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (Jsjd7)

297 TJM that is probably true, or at least the wheels

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (Cxk7w)

298 That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous?

When she was young she shaved her nethers then pulled her bikini up tight for pictures.
Logical.

Posted by: Spock at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

299 >>at some point in the future she'll be a professional divorcee


My suspicion has been that John Legend would run for office as he's gotten political, hangs with the Obamas, and into DNC activities. He and Chrissy headlined a DNC retreat a few years ago.
The Chrissy stuff would be a liability, though, lolgf.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

300 If I met a woman who looks exactly like Chrissy Teigen but was not Chrissy Teigen, who asked if she could jump me I would think about it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (cSyAR)

301 Dude didn't check the capacitor.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (YYlyE)
++++
You can. Touch your tongue to the contacts and you'll know immediately whether it's working.

/sarc. Please, please do not do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (Jsjd7)

302 I went to college too. LOL. I actually graduated too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (xopIz)

303 Didn't even know who she was. After doing an image search... nah, she doesn't work for me. At all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:20 PM (XGAZE)

...

It's impossible to un-see the end result looking back at the earlier photos.

But at the time there weren't a lot of guys saying she was hard to look at.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (ohOLP)

304 Why do we put up with it? The last guy that tried to intervene at a shoplifting got sliced with a razor.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (aAP3z)

305 Funny enough, I picked the perfect day to start sniffing glue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*giggles*

Posted by: Miklos, huffing the pizza dough at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (QzkSJ)

306 Marcus, agreed but IMHO Teigen will only see the light a few hours after she's burning in hell.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (L2ZTs)

307 I knew a really, really, really gay dude back in the day, and one day he decided to come out. Everyone, was like "yeah, buddy... what? Are you the last to know?"

This is kinda like that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:18 PM (pfqSb)


I think everybody knows one of these. We had one guy (Prance) who used to dress the part and was a total flamer. I think he was heart broken when he came out to me, and I was "yeah, and?" At least if you're going to go that way, make it an actual surprise. We'd have been way more shocked if he said he was getting married to the prom queen because he'd knocked her up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (wAnMi)

308 Imagine the chaos that would ensue if Jill mixed up the G7 talking points she created for Joe on AirForceOne with her shopping list. Things could get dicey on the world stage.

Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (gS3OW)

309 Dude didn't check the capacitor.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:21 PM (YYlyE)

...

In fairness, he may not have gone to college.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (ohOLP)

310 Just reset my house's thermostats to run the a/c a bit warmer. Them peak heat a/c bills is whack.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (4I/2K)

311 Century Arms Surplus Ammuntion 7.62x25mm Tokarev 86 gr FMJ 1224/ct; $850; https://bit.ly/3iJRBkj

For when you have to REDACTED in the basement of a REDACTED

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (YYlyE)

312 > I knew a really, really, really gay dude back in the day, and one day he decided to come out. Everyone, was like "yeah, buddy... what? Are you the last to know?"

Fred Schneider from the B-52s tells the story of how he came out to his mom. He spent days working up his courage, then went in the kitchen where she was making dinner.

"Mom...I'm gay."

"Everybody knows that, Freddie."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (XGAZE)

313 308 I went to college too. LOL. I actually graduated too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (xopIz)

Seriously doubt it was a STEM degree.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

314 You've got to disconnect the incapacitator. It's a common problem.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Tnijr)

315 I'm wondering whether the "I went to college" kid is a parody because it's bizarre anyway but with no context (who is he talking to and about what?) it's even more bizarre.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (k39e/)

316 You've got to disconnect the incapacitator. It's a common problem.
Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Tnijr)
++++
I don't even know why they install those things. It's like stumbling blocks. Who's buying them? What's the market for stuff like this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

317 old flapjack tits chrissy tiegen is a nasty piece of work

Posted by: x at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (oA+QO)

318 What is the theft limit in dollars in San Francisco. I seem to remember it was around $900.00. You could get a damn fine meal in a good restaurant for that, wine included.

Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (8SSHh)

319 Teigen looks like hammered sin these days.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (eJn7u)

320 The cat @ 310- I see 'some' people who refuse to acknowledge an officer saying 'good morning, m'am or sir.' Institutionalized bad fcuking manners.

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (0OP+5)

321 That Tiegen chick is a real piece of work. How exactly is she semi famous?

When she was young she shaved her nethers then pulled her bikini up tight for pictures.
Logical.
Posted by: Spock at June 15, 2021 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

Shaved cat pics *shudders*

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (4I/2K)

322 Chrissy Tiegen is the poster child for reassignment surgeons in the Philippines.

Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (gS3OW)

323 > You can. Touch your tongue to the contacts and you'll know immediately whether it's working.

> /sarc. Please, please do not do that.

Joe tried to kill me!

Posted by: AOBonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (YYlyE)

324 Funny enough, I picked the perfect day to start sniffing glue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

...

You think that's good--try the paste!

Posted by: JoeyB at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM (ohOLP)

325 269 I hate always being that one pale face biped, who has to stay in because of my anti-sunscreen positions. Everybody gets to go have fun, while I take a day to 2 for the blood red to turn brown.At least my green eyes will pop in a few days tho.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:15 PM (OLxvn)
Lucky you. My red just fades back to white. I never get tan.Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)

My meds make me a vampire. The sun hurts. I still get tan thanks to my indigenous DNA.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

It's either my fish and chips side, the kilt side, or the tulip merchant side, or the home of Adolf side.
I'm leaning towards the tulip merchant side based on internet photo evidence.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM (OLxvn)

326 So in SF I can go shop every day, do a five finger discount up to $950 and suffer no consequences?
Dang.
Anyone need a personal shopper?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM (axyOa)

327 Fred Schneider from the B-52s tells the story of how he came out to his mom. He spent days working up his courage, then went in the kitchen where she was making dinner.

"Mom...I'm gay."

"Everybody knows that, Freddie."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (XGAZE)


Actually IIRC she was vacuuming, and didn't even stop or look up. He was devastated.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (wAnMi)

328 316 You've got to disconnect the incapacitator. It's a common problem.
Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Tnijr)
++++
I don't even know why they install those things. It's like stumbling blocks. Who's buying them? What's the market for stuff like this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

The larger the voltage and capacitance, the more it incapacitates...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

329 Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 15, 2021 03:19 PM (oWBc3)

Lighten up. Francis.

Posted by: Hulka, SFC, US Army at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (uxUoN)

330 I don't get the 'shorter limo' joke

I blame my advanced age

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (iTXRQ)

331 "Everybody knows that, Freddie."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The Monster in his Pants does a really well choreographed nasty dance.

Posted by: Miklos and the Other Shake Society at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (QzkSJ)

332 Has anyone see the reality show Chrisley Knows Best ? That dude appears gayer than gay and he is married with a ton of kids.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (2DOZq)

333 Hi Gang! Have we started the daily Star Trek Panel Discussion yet?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (DMUuz)

334 Diogenes, could ya pick me up some SD cards? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (L2ZTs)

335 >>I'm wondering whether the "I went to college" kid is a parody because it's bizarre anyway but with no context (who is he talking to and about what?) it's even more bizarre.


I watched it on mute after the first few "NO!"'s, and he is unhinged. It's disturbing, this is not a person in control of his emotions. the absolute last thing he should be doing is recording and sharing it. One would hope he has someone in his life who would intervene?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

336 381 What is the theft limit in dollars in San Francisco. I seem to remember
it was around $900.00. You could get a damn fine meal in a good
restaurant for that, wine included.


Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (8SSHh)

For some reason $950 comes to mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

337 He's a Security Monitor, not a Security Guard.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (xopIz)

338 I would imagine that there are bizarre STEM majors too. There certainly are one who are leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (k39e/)

339 Phil Murphy (D-NJ) was doing the same thing as Cuomo, "We CRUSHED the Virus!"

We?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (mR6Gs)

340 Recently an HVAC guy had to come out here because the furnace quit, while the AC worked fine

it was a control board $$$

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (iTXRQ)

341
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (wAnMi)

--------

The weirdest thing is when women can't tell. When we were kids, my adoptive sister was dating this kid who was the single gayest individual I've ever known.

I kept saying "you know he's gay, right?" and she'd be all "No he's not! Shut up, YD!"

One day they went out on a date. I don't know (or want to know) exactly what happened, but she came back and announced it was ovah. I asked what happened. "Oh, he's gay all right," was all she said, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (pfqSb)

342 310 Just reset my house's thermostats to run the a/c a bit warmer. Them peak heat a/c bills is whack.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:23 PM (4I/2K)

...

Son moved into an apartment last summer. First apartment.

First electric bill comes and he calls in a panic. Can't believe how much it costs. We ask him what the A/C is set to. Answer? 72. We say yeah, that's why the house was at 78 your whole life and we fired poison darts at you guys when you tried to change it. Turn on the ceiling fan and raise the temp.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (ohOLP)

343 Video from when a bunch of little Israeli kids are informed they no longer have to wear masks at school.

https://bit.ly/3gsfqvl

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (YYlyE)

344 speaking of bats, I saw the trailer for the new movie The Batman

how many times are they gonna reboot this guy?
Posted by: DB- just DB

He is a hobo twink this time around.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (OLxvn)

345 Marty! Did someone say they needed a flux capacitor?

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (guGkK)

346 good morning, m'am or sir.' Institutionalized bad fcuking manners.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2021 03:25 PM (0OP+5)

HE COULD HAVE LOST HIS JOB IF HE GUESSED WRONG, SO HE PLAYED IT SAFE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (6FeV1)

347 So in SF I can go shop every day, do a five finger discount up to $950 and suffer no consequences?

Dang.

Anyone need a personal shopper?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM

Too bad there are no gun stores there or I would be all over SF.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

348 $950 is the "limit", but it doesn't matter because you could just as easily walk out with a $951 or $1001 or $1150.
I don't go to stores anymore. Too much stress. I get everything delivered. It works out just fine.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (aAP3z)

349 I don't get the 'shorter limo' joke

I blame my advanced age
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (iTXRQ)

Play on the riding the short bus insult.

Mentally challenged kids ride in a short school bus if you aren't aware of that also.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (2DOZq)

350 Please, Texas is just a county in California.

Posted by: Rael at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (6Hjyp)

351 345 Marty! Did someone say they needed a flux capacitor?
Posted by: Doc Brown at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (guGkK)

========

"Let's steal this guy's stuff, Morty!"
-Rick

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

352 338 I would imagine that there are bizarre STEM majors too. There certainly are one who are leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (k39e/)

Weren't any bizzare ones when I went got my degree, but that was decades ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

353
78 degrees for AC??

I just can't.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (u32OT)

354 332 Has anyone see the reality show Chrisley Knows Best ? That dude appears gayer than gay and he is married with a ton of kids.


YES! southern men can be confusing like that (no offense intended!!!)

there's a college coach in my daughter's (girls-only in the US!) sport that I mean... wow he seems very Gay .. but married with kids?!?! you can see people do double takes when his wife and kids show up to games. altho to be fair I think we all assume any American guy who plays a girls sport is um.. probably on the other team? rightly or wrongly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (j9HX3)

355 Anyone need a personal shopper?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM


Not for the things you might pick up in San Francisco.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (DMUuz)

356 > speaking of bats, I saw the trailer for the new movie The Batman

> how many times are they gonna reboot this guy?

At least three.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (YYlyE)

357 >>So in SF I can go shop every day, do a five finger discount up to $950 and suffer no consequences?


Get real.

You can't steal while White.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (4JYEN)

358 Recently an HVAC guy had to come out here because the furnace quit, while the AC worked fine

it was a control board $$$
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:28 PM (iTXRQ)

...

Yeah this whole control board thing is a racket.

I'm not an EE but it seems to me consumers would be better off if all appliances used a standard arduino type thing and all were programmed accordingly.

Circuit boards are more than a CPU/mobo combo.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (ohOLP)

359 So in SF I can go shop every day, do a five finger discount up to $950 and suffer no consequences?
Dang.
Anyone need a personal shopper?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 03:26 PM (axyOa)


Yes, you can. Now, I'm not sure if you can pull this at Neiman Marcus or Bloomingdale's, they probably have security that will actually stop you and take the merchandise back. But that's just a guess. I'm guessing there's a black market in place in SF that trades in specific items, such as cosmetics, hair weaves, Timberland shoes and Tide detergent. Probably much harder to fence a leather jacket or Ralph Laurent dress.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (wAnMi)

360 78 degrees for AC??

I just can't.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (u32OT)



My wife would double tap me center mass if I put the A/C up that high......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

361 ... I'm not an EE but it seems to me consumers would be better off if all appliances used a standard arduino type thing and all were programmed accordingly. ...
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (ohOLP)
++++
This would be very bad for parts revenue and premature upgrades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

362 > Actually IIRC she was vacuuming, and didn't even stop or look up.

Could well be. It's been a long time since I heard the story. It was definitely some mundane task, and she didn't even pause or turn a hair.

I mean, you'd have to be pretty clueless to not realize that Fred Schneider was gay, right? Even if you were a mother in denial (which she wasn't), it would be pretty tough.

Then again, back in the '70s, I knew a girl who 1) had a crush on Freddie Mercury and 2) was in total denial that he was gay.

Sure, the dude wears purple eye shadow, sings show tunes, and is in a band called "Queen", but he's totally not gay. Totally.

I lost contact with her along the way. I wonder what she said after he died of AIDS. "Must've been a blood transfusion!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (XGAZE)

363 78 degrees that is ROUGH

tough parenting right there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (j9HX3)

364 Hi Gang! Have we started the daily Star Trek Panel Discussion yet?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM (DMUuz)

Fuck you, poseur.

Posted by: Spock at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

365 78 degrees for AC??



I just can't.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM

74 here in the summer and 66 in the winter. Seems to work for us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (JUOKG)

366 Maybe it was $950 when you grabbed it all off the shelves, but by the time you get to the door it'll be over the limit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

367 >>YES! southern men can be confusing like that


I know several Southern Gentlemen with wives and kids and there is no way they, you, or anyone else can convinve me that they are straight.


None.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (4JYEN)

368 78 degrees for AC??

I just can't.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (u32OT)
++++
I'd shoot myself. I would rather cut costs virtually anywhere else. I'd eat ramen instead of normal food if that was the trade-off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

369 "Phil Murphy (D-NJ) was doing the same thing as Cuomo, "We CRUSHED the Virus!"



We?"
The only thing they "crushed" was the elderly population, people's livelihoods and liberties.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

370 > I would imagine that there are bizarre STEM majors too. There certainly are one who are leftist.

Microsoft is full of really book smart morons who graduated from MIT or Stanford but think of Joe Biden as a friendly uncle who says weird things sometimes but is a really swell guy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)

371 YES! southern men can be confusing like that (no offense intended!!!)

there's a college coach in my daughter's (girls-only in the US!) sport that I mean... wow he seems very Gay .. but married with kids?!?! you can see people do double takes when his wife and kids show up to games. altho to be fair I think we all assume any American guy who plays a girls sport is um.. probably on the other team? rightly or wrongly
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM


P. Allen Smith...discuss.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (m+jkK)

372 357>>So in SF I can go shop every day, do a five finger discount up to $950 and suffer no consequences?


Get real.


You can't steal while White.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (4JYEN)

Of course not; five-finger discount is part of the reparations package.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (ynpvh)

373 The Louis Vuitton store in Palo Alto just got mobbed by theives who allegedly stole $100k in hand bags.
Which is, what, maybe 3 bags?

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (aAP3z)

374 333 Hi Gang! Have we started the daily Star Trek Panel Discussion yet?


Just don't let it get in the way of the debate about whether Jewel has the best lungs in the singing industry!

Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (U1eOr)

375 Who shit?!?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

376 367 I know several Southern Gentlemen with wives and kids and there is no way they, you, or anyone else can convinve me that they are straight.


None.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (4JYEN)

=========

It's because all the kids looks like the Paulo, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

377 speaking of bats, I saw the trailer for the new movie The Batman

how many times are they gonna reboot this guy?
Posted by: DB- just DB

He is a hobo twink this time around.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (OLxvn)

am not.

Posted by: Fat Batman at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

378 Bats, I'm sorry! Ace gets a little loaded he doesn't mean any disrespect!

Posted by: Henry Hill at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (qAR6u)

379 Marty! Did someone say they needed a flux capacitor?
Posted by: Doc Brown at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (guGkK)

========

"Let's steal this guy's stuff, Morty!"
-Rick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

What if I want it more than he does?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (2DOZq)

380 "Mom...I'm gay."

"Everybody knows that, Freddie."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:24 PM (XGAZE)

Actually IIRC she was vacuuming, and didn't even stop or look up. He was devastated.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:27 PM

-----------

Granted, she had been dealing with "questionably-stiff" socks under the bed next to bodybuilding mags for quite a while at that point....

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (q/kmn)

381
Probably much harder to fence a leather jacket or Ralph Laurent dress.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (wAnMi)

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Not if I'm in your neighborhood, it isn't. If you've got a discounted Yves St. Laurent 3/4-length greatcoat, I'll be the last guy to question its provenance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (pfqSb)

382 >Play on the riding the short bus insult.

oh ok
btw I am a school bus driver, and I transport special kids in a full-size bus
with AC- hallelujah

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (iTXRQ)

383 Someone here--I've forgotten who--predicted early on that after Covid ran it's course, all the governors who mandated masks and lockdown and arbitrary rules not based on science would take a bow and congratulate themselves for saving your life.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)

384 The Louis Vuitton store in Palo Alto just got mobbed by theives who allegedly stole $100k in hand bags.
Which is, what, maybe 3 bags?
Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (aAP3z)
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In Palo Alto? The tech execs are probably pretty damn pissed about that. That shit's supposed to happen in San Francisco, not in the Valley where a typical postwar bungalow goes for multiple millions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

385
78 is not "comfortable."
I don't care how "dry" your heat is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (u32OT)

386 I think Batman movies are kind of a mistake. He's a low end detective street guy, not likely to have a lot of epic stories to tell. But as a TV show, great choice. Mystery of the week, overarching longer mystery of the season. Sidekick Robin, big cast of supporting characters, and stuff Bruce Wayne has to go through. Plenty of fodder there for long running TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

387 I mean, you'd have to be pretty clueless to not realize that Fred Schneider was gay, right? Even if you were a mother in denial (which she wasn't), it would be pretty tough.

Then again, back in the '70s, I knew a girl who 1) had a crush on Freddie Mercury
===
Legions of women had the hots for Liberace.
Some people are attracted to fame. Others like big tits.

Posted by: volunteer at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (73xKe)

388 78 downstairs and 79 upstairs in the afternoons. 76 / 77 at night.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (4I/2K)

389 Too bad there are no gun stores there or I would be all over SF.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)


San Mateo County is putting even more draconian restrictions on gun shops, because of the railway shooting in SJ. Of course, these new restrictions wouldn't have done squat for a crazy asshole with a run of the mill gun that met all of CA's roster standards (as well as a pellet rifle).

CA is batshit crazy. I just hope they lose their magazine and "assault rifle" ban restrictions. They'll drag it out as long as they can, that's for sure.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (wAnMi)

390 My A/C won't turn on.

That is a bit vague. As Sponge said, if the blower works (turn on fan only from thermostat) then check the outside compressor. Most of the time its the starting capacitor. To validate that it, with the a/c on stick a screwdriver or something through the grate to start spinning the fan. If the fan starts spinning - its the capacitor. You can get them cheap on Amazon.

The indoor blower is almost always 120V and is on its own circuit. The compressor is almost always 240V and may come from the main breaker box (depends if you have one panel or sub-panels).

if it is the main control board, you may have crappy power and need to install a line-filter going to your indoor a/c unit so you don't blow out the next one.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (+LCoQ)

391 So I have to show ID to buy cold medicine...but instead people can just walk into the pharmacy and grab whatever they want?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (DpkTQ)

392 Which is, what, maybe 3 bags?
Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:33 PM (aAP3z)

Made in a Guangzhou sweat shop for a total of $0.48.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (6FeV1)

393 It doesn't mean much in the big scheme of things and since she's on Team D and she's a celebrity she'll be 'forgiven'

But it's still funny to watch Cancellation Queen Chrissy Teigen get skewered with her own sword

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (qAR6u)

394 ===
Legions of women had the hots for Liberace.
Some people are attracted to fame. Others like big tits.
Posted by: volunteer at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (73xKe)


You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/QAqINhejokU

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

395 I would have accidentally tripped and fell on that shoplifter's bicycle ..
Step on spokes.

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (12YfF)

396 The Vuitton heist was at Stanford Shopping center.
Not exactly the ghetto.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (aAP3z)

397 Maybe it was $950 when you grabbed it all off the shelves, but by the time you get to the door it'll be over the limit!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

That's why you actually buy one (1) cheap thing. The receipt/five yards of coupons will cover any difference.

Posted by: Miklos has this figured out at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (QzkSJ)

398 379 What if I want it more than he does?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (2DOZq)

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"Then you take it, Morty! Life is pointless and short! You have to take whatever you want from this world and never give anything back! Now, I'm going to go and drink myself into a stupor on my daughter's couch because I've pushed away everyone else in the universe leaving my daughter's incessant need to appeal to her absent father as my only backstop for finding a place to crash."
-Rick

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

399 358 Yeah this whole control board thing is a racket.
I'm not an EE but it seems to me consumers would be better off if all appliances used a standard arduino type thing and all were programmed accordingly.
Circuit boards are more than a CPU/mobo combo.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:31 PM (ohOLP)

The temperature that the chips can operate at becomes a big issue, and affects lifetime. For building up 100K's of units or more, cost is king; one or two layer printed circuit boards, only those components absolutely necessary, manufacturing in slave labor countries.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

400
Rule Of Thumb: You don't want to make your AC cool your house more than 25 degrees less than outside.

A 20 degree differential is okay. 25 is pushing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (u32OT)

401 I set my AC at 74 . I sprung for the two speed unit when I replaced my entire HVAC. It does save on electric cost comparatively speaking.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)

402 Great story on Breitbart. Biden wants friends and family to report "radicalized Amerikkans" to the government. To stop Domestic T*rrorism.

/because everyone who is not a globohomopedo is a domestic t*errorist.

Posted by: Vyx at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (tjZg/)

403 My employer says everybody back on their knees as of July 6. Back to work in person, they mean.

They say unvaxxed people have to get tested every 2 weeks (and the vaxxed don't have to at all). I'm waiting until they track me down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (/XOcP)

404 >Someone here--I've forgotten who--predicted early on that after Covid ran it's course, all the governors ... would take a bow and congratulate themselves for saving your life.
Posted by: JoeF.


and you can bet the farm they'll be reminding you about it, over and over, come election time

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (iTXRQ)

405 Someone here--I've forgotten who--predicted early on that after Covid ran it's course, all the governors who mandated masks and lockdown and arbitrary rules not based on science would take a bow and congratulate themselves for saving your life.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)


And that is why Gretch the Wretch will win re-election in a fucking landslide.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (2JVJo)

406 I lost contact with her along the way. I wonder what she said after he died of AIDS. "Must've been a blood transfusion!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (XGAZE)

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Monkey soup from a Chinese wet-market!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (q/kmn)

407 @396 The cat-youve obviously never been to the Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto. The ghetto is next door to it.

Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 03:38 PM (0jZnq)

408 That dude appears gayer than gay and he is married with a ton of kids.
Hey wait a minute, are you saying we can't bang boys AND still have a wife and kids? What's next, no slavery or killing unwanted kids?

Posted by: Some Spartan at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (DpkTQ)

409 So I have to show ID to buy cold medicine...but instead people can just walk into the pharmacy and grab whatever they want?

Yes. Because if the cold medicine has ephedra the DEA believes that you are not going to treat a cold (since CoViD-19 eliminated all other disease) you are destined to make meth.

Its OK to steal and abuse meth, but you can't have the precursors to make it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (+LCoQ)

410 I'll get in trouble for saying this, but blats are our friends, and we should be considerate that they're helping us sove gorbar warming by killin' off insurrectionists

Posted by: President NPC at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (FPuSC)

411 Rule Of Thumb: You don't want to make your AC cool your house more than 25 degrees less than outside.

A 20 degree differential is okay. 25 is pushing it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (u32OT)

This. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

412 Chrissy Teigen being strangled with her own cancel culture pantyhose, Jon Stewart has his broken clock moment, and Roger Waters tells Mark Zuckenfuehrer to go fuck himself and no he won't give you rights to The Wall

I wonder what happens if I open this Antimatter container?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (qAR6u)

413 Putin trolls America, by giving an interview to NBC and comparing the murder of Ashli Babbitt to one of his many executions. Biden stays silent in response. May agree, for all I know.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (vmrwJ)

414 Rule Of Thumb: You don't want to make your AC cool your house more than 25 degrees less than outside.

A 20 degree differential is okay. 25 is pushing it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (u32OT)


That sucks if you live in Phoenix.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

415 The ghetto is East Palo Alto, on the other side of the freeway. A world of difference. Used to be my beat. In Palo Alto the citizens would wave to me with all 5 fingers. East Palo Alto, not so much...

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (aAP3z)

416 390 My A/C won't turn on.



That is a bit vague. ...

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (+LCoQ)

That's what happens when you don't feed the hamsters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

417 I do like the idea of massive theft of ID-required cold medicine, and looting of upscale shops. Quite a bit.

This is as close to "let it burn", in the concrete old-fashioned sense, as we're gonna get, and pointless amusement is welcome as the country remains in free-fall.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (OTzUX)

418
My AC is at 71.
The condenser usually runs about for a 25 minutes on a really hot day, then off for 25 minutes.

In Arizona, I hear that AC units run continuously all day.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (u32OT)

419 A 20 degree differential is okay. 25 is pushing it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (u32OT)

This. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)


That's fine if you're recirculating hot outside air on the intake........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

420 I'll get in trouble for saying this, but blats are our friends, and we should be considerate that they're helping us sove gorbar warming by killin' off insurrectionists
Posted by: President NPC at June 15, 2021 03:39 PM (FPuSC)

What about gopniks?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

421 Legions of women had the hots for Liberace.

Some people are attracted to fame.

A number of studies have taken pictures of the same guy, but in front of richer or poorer backgrounds (nice car/house vs bad car/house etc).

In each case women rated the guy better looking the richer his background looked.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (DpkTQ)

422 Fuck that. 69-70 degrees at night.


Only savages sweat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Q9lwr)

423 Rick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

Heh good one though I was riffing off of Rocket in GotG.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (2DOZq)

424 About that SF shoplifting video ... oh, yes, something will be done about the unprosecuted shoplifting. Insurance rates and retail prices will rise and more sheep will flee the city.

Posted by: mrp at June 15, 2021 03:42 PM (Pqytn)

425 Putin trolls America, by giving an interview to NBC and comparing the murder of Ashli Babbitt to one of his many executions. Biden stays silent in response. May agree, for all I know.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (vmrwJ)



Little did she know that she would one day be mentioned by name by Vlad Putin.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

426 "Then you take it, Morty! Life is pointless and short! You have to take whatever you want from this world and never give anything back! Now, I'm going to go and drink myself into a stupor on my daughter's couch because I've pushed away everyone else in the universe leaving my daughter's incessant need to appeal to her absent father as my only backstop for finding a place to crash."
-Rick
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Whenever Rick throws up, an Angel gets his wings!

Posted by: adorable little kid at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (/MwnW)

427 400 Rule Of Thumb: You don't want to make your AC cool your house more than 25 degrees less than outside.



A 20 degree differential is okay. 25 is pushing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:37 PM (u32OT)

Uh-huh. Says someone who probably never lived in an area where the temps sometimes get over 120F.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

428 That's not the real Thomas Sowell. No blue checkmark.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (xopIz)

429 Whatever the hell that is which is "warning" me, scared I am not.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (qzQoE)

430
Some people like Warm. I hate it.

But some people are comfortable using their Central AC as a big Dehumidifier.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (u32OT)

431 Chrissy Teigen being strangled with her own cancel culture pantyhose, Jon Stewart has his broken clock moment, and Roger Waters tells Mark Zuckenfuehrer to go fuck himself and no he won't give you rights to The Wall

I wonder what happens if I open this Antimatter container?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (qAR6u)


Stop kbdabear! STOP!! My penis can only become so erect!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (L2ZTs)

432 >>something will be done about the unprosecuted shoplifting. Insurance rates and retail prices will rise


Stores will close down and soon the Shoplifters will all be living in a Shoplifting Desert.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (4JYEN)

433 Some people are attracted to fame.
A number of studies have taken pictures of the same guy, but in front of richer or poorer backgrounds (nice car/house vs bad car/house etc).

In each case women rated the guy better looking the richer his background looked.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (DpkTQ)

I'm not sure about that.

Put Young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and he'd be picked by 100% of women over Jerrold Nadler in front of a Palace of Gold

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (mR6Gs)

434 Producer Price Index numbers released for May. 6.6%. "It exceeded most experts predictions". Same " experts " are running the country. Pretty soon we will see pictures of them with that deer in the headlights stare ala Hank Paulsen on the WH lawn with the shrub at the beginning of the 08 meltdown.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (TqEer)

435 [Before] Its racycisss to arrest people for shoplifting in disadvantaged neighborhoods!
[Now] Gee look at all these people shoplifting now that we legalized it
[Soon] Why aren't there stores in disadvantaged neighborhoods? It must be raycisssm!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (DpkTQ)

436 LOL. It's 92 outside. It's 72 inside. GFY.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (xopIz)

437 333 Hi Gang! Have we started the daily Star Trek Panel Discussion yet?
i like spock's. lots of buttons to push and an oscilloscope with a privacy hood; you know he was watching porn on that thing. porn of fat wimmenz. plus, a cassette player.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (v3pYe)

438 Luis Vuitton heist happened today? Wow. I need to plan a heist at the Stanford Shopping Center of the Ralph Lauren and Emenegildo Zegna store. Them Italian duds ain't cheap.
It'd be nice to hit the Levi's store for some 34x32 501's and Boot Barn for some Justin boots along the way too.

Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (0jZnq)

439 What about gopniks?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Ve are gopniks.

Ve dance

Posted by: Miklos, with a thought for Uncle at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (QzkSJ)

440 78 degrees that is ROUGH
tough parenting right there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2021 03:32 PM (j9HX3)
...

Very livable. Your body will adjust. We run fans a lot too.

It helps that we spent three years in Java with little a/c. None at all in our last house, though we were up in the hills a bit where the temp was moderated.

We got used to it there and kept going when we returned.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (ohOLP)

441 423 Rick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

Heh good one though I was riffing off of Rocket in GotG.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:41 PM (2DOZq)

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A little too self-aware to be actual dialogue from the show, but I think I got to his character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

442 My A/C won't turn on.

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the capacitor like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (4I/2K)

443 Chrissy Teigen being strangled with her own cancel culture pantyhose, Jon Stewart has his broken clock moment, and Roger Waters tells Mark Zuckenfuehrer to go fuck himself and no he won't give you rights to The Wall


To be fair, Roger Waters would have no trouble telling someone named Zuckerberg to fuck off in ANY situation.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (mR6Gs)

444 Love Putin's style. And it's perfect. Remember, for decades, Soviet autocrats would respond to their indefensible system of totalitarian repression by pointing to social problems or other things in the west that were not the result of any govt. policy. A completely ridiculous, bad-faith attempt at distraction.

Putin mentioning Babbit is arguably, actually, substantively fair - the incident surely was based on fatal incompetence by the perp, but the way it's kept semi-secret, and nothing done about it, is far more like Russia or the USSR than America, as it has always been.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (OTzUX)

445 >>Uh-huh. Says someone who probably never lived in an area where the temps sometimes get over 120F.


In most of those places, the majority of air-conditioning is done (poorly) with Swamp Coolers / Evap Units.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (4JYEN)

446 I'm not sure about that.

Put Young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and he'd be picked by 100% of women over Jerrold Nadler in front of a Palace of Gold
Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:43 PM (mR6Gs)
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Sure, but that's not the point of the experiment. Put young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and young Elvis outside of a palace of gold, and the Palace Elvis will be deemed more attractive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (Jsjd7)

447
Of course there are places such as Phoenix where AC systems are running their balls off.

And those compressors burn out a lot faster.
In the Northeast, we can get 20 years out of a condenser unit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (u32OT)

448 The ghetto is East Palo Alto, on the other side of
the freeway. A world of difference. Used to be my beat. In Palo Alto the
citizens would wave to me with all 5 fingers. East Palo Alto, not so
much...

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:40 PM (aAP3z)

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Plenty of parking at Home Depot, though. East Palo Alto has that going for it, at least.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (vmrwJ)

449 I think Batman movies are kind of a mistake. He's a low end detective street guy, not likely to have a lot of epic stories to tell. But as a TV show, great choice. Mystery of the week, overarching longer mystery of the season. Sidekick Robin, big cast of supporting characters, and stuff Bruce Wayne has to go through. Plenty of fodder there for long running TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

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We found the TV series Gotham pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (Q7k3u)

450 Legions of women had the hots for Liberace.

Some people are attracted to fame.
A number of studies have taken pictures of the same guy, but in front of richer or poorer backgrounds (nice car/house vs bad car/house etc).

In each case women rated the guy better looking the richer his background looked.
===
A follow up study done with a woman. They have taken pictures of the same woman, but with bigger tits. In each case guys rated the woman better looking based upon the size of her tits.

Posted by: I love science!!! at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (uI++f)

451
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the capacitor like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (4I/2K)



Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

452
Put Young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and he'd be picked by
100% of women over Jerrold Nadler in front of a Palace of Gold

Ok, let's pick a random collection of 10 over the hill, fat, ugly Hollywood moguls and see how many of them don't have a hot, young, fit wife...
Oh, the same studies have shown people are generally more attractive in red too - men like it more then women...but both men and women prefer the other in red...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (DpkTQ)

453 I am pretty sure that Walgreens has already closed all of their stores in SF and removed all the merchandise.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xopIz)

454 Walgreens should run reverse blue light specials. as the pos is heading for the door, push a button that raises all prices in the store to $1500.

Posted by: x at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (oA+QO)

455 Hey garrett!
Wanted to letcha know I finally installed the Ortofon cartridge on my turntable. Working great.

Also, do you still sell at Discogs and if so, how can I find you?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (L2ZTs)

456 438 333 Hi Gang! Have we started the daily Star Trek Panel Discussion yet?
i
like spock's. lots of buttons to push and an oscilloscope with a
privacy hood; you know he was watching porn on that thing. porn of fat
wimmenz. plus, a cassette player.


Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (v3pYe)

Maybe an 8-track.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

457 As long as we're doing A/C repair, how does one find out the proper run capacitor if you can't find the three little number thingys anywhere on the manufacturer's website that has every single part number for a unit they don't make anymore because crap?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (HaL55)

458 "shoplifting desert" - nice!

I think "looting desert" also works, and has even more of an edge.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (OTzUX)

459 East Palo Alto, where a singlewide will set you back $1.5M.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (3H9h1)

460 The Vuitton heist was recently, like last weekend or so.
Also, there is a new thread.

Posted by: The cat at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (aAP3z)

461 Put Young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and he'd be picked by
100% of women over Jerrold Nadler in front of a Palace of Gold
Ok, let's pick a random collection of 10 over the hill, fat, ugly Hollywood moguls and see how many of them don't have a hot, young, fit wife...
Oh, the same studies have shown people are generally more attractive in red too - men like it more then women...but both men and women prefer the other in red...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (DpkTQ)

So were you saying that LOOKS being "equal", women pick the richer guy 100% ? Ok, that I'd buy.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

462 >>Why are you so all obsessed about being gay? I don't care, but am curios.


According to CBD, it's the taste of penis that is hardest to get used to.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (4JYEN)

463 In each case guys rated the woman better looking based upon the size of her tits.
Actually I don't fully agree with this.

Physical looks are very, very important for guys. But I've seen plenty of CA types who are rail thin with ludicrous sweater puppies and it does NOT look good.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (DpkTQ)

464 Why are you so all obsessed about being gay? I don't care, but am curios.
Posted by: OMG at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (qfeV2)

Yeah I'm sure your curious that's why you suck as many BLM Dickson as you can. Research.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

465 455 Why are you so all obsessed about being gay? I don't care, but am curios.
Posted by: OMG

careful. that's how it starts according to garrett

Posted by: x at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (oA+QO)

466 It'd be nice to hit the Levi's store for some 34x32 501's and Boot Barn for some Justin boots along the way too.
Posted by: JROD

Justin is owned by Berkshire Hathaway (Warren Buffet).

Take what you like, Warren can afford it.

Posted by: Miklos, more of a Frye guy at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (QzkSJ)

467
According to CBD, it's the taste of penis that is hardest to get used to.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (4JYEN)



Only if you go ATM, really.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

468 I have said it before and I will say it again.

Rape isn't about sex. Guys have Rosie. Rape is about hatred. Pure, unadulterated hatred.

While a good guy would love to seduce the beautiful girl with his meager charms, he would NEVER force her.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (xopIz)

469 446 >>Uh-huh. Says someone who probably never lived in an area where the temps sometimes get over 120F.


In most of those places, the majority of air-conditioning is done (poorly) with Swamp Coolers / Evap Units.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (4JYEN)

Which is fine if the humidity doesn't get high. Where I grew up, hottest when it was dry, but most miserable when it was 105 to 108 with 70%+ humidity. Evaporative cooler doesn't work if it can't evaporate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

470 garrett, but what if you add some maple syrup?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

471
As long as we're doing A/C repair, how does one find out the proper run capacitor if you can't find the three little number thingys anywhere on the manufacturer's website that has every single part number for a unit they don't make anymore because crap?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


The sticker on the capacitor gone?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (u32OT)

472 78 is not "comfortable."
I don't care how "dry" your heat is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 15, 2021 03:34 PM (u32OT)

...

Austin is humid.

I'm working upstairs in a long sleeve shirt and wearing a t-shirt under it. Not sweating. Fairly cool actually.

You guys are the ones killing poor ERCOT.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (ohOLP)

473 According to CBD, it's the taste of penis that is hardest to get used to.

Well, it depends, the taste before or after the serious action has started? Trust me, after err, sampling, I never want to hear someone saying I have my head up my ass again.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (DpkTQ)

474
Putin mentioning Babbit is arguably, actually, substantively fair - the incident surely was based on fatal incompetence by the perp, but the way it's kept semi-secret, and nothing done about it, is far more like Russia or the USSR than America, as it has always been.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (OTzUX)

That's true, but Putin is just being Putin and wants to sow --or exacerbate--disunity.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)

475 careful. that's how it starts according to garrett
Posted by: x

*amusing little glare*

Posted by: Ace's Vespa, Crocs, and messenger Bag salesman at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (QzkSJ)

476 Miklos, exactly.

One unintended consequence of all this looting is that so many of the victimized stores are owned (and often run) by fellow wokesters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 03:50 PM (L2ZTs)

477 365 74 here in the summer and 66 in the winter. Seems to work for us.
mrs. chronda prefers 66 in the summer and 74 in the winter.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 03:50 PM (sGtp+)

478 449 We found the TV series Gotham pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 15, 2021 03:45 PM (Q7k3u)

When ever it comes on, I refer to it as "Got Ham?". Wife hates it, because now she sees it that way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

479 We replaced our HVAC today with a "packaged system." All the mechanicals are outside. Super quiet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 03:50 PM (3H9h1)

480 In each case guys rated the woman better looking based upon the size of her tits.
Actually I don't fully agree with this.

Physical looks are very, very important for guys. But I've seen plenty of CA types who are rail thin with ludicrous sweater puppies and it does NOT look good.

Posted by: 18-1
==
Did you just take that seriously?

Really?

Posted by: I love science!!! at June 15, 2021 03:50 PM (uI++f)

481 AC, and power outages? What are these? Being in SoCal, neither is part of my picture.

(well, the brownouts and outages surely will become part of the picture, as the systematic destruction of the state continues - but AC, actually the system is old and in need of replacement, but pondering just getting a whole-house fan instead ..... unless there's humidity here, which many summers there isn't, no real need for AC)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:51 PM (OTzUX)

482
One unintended consequence of all this looting is that so many of
the victimized stores are owned (and often run) by fellow wokesters.

This is why I loved a lot of the reports out of CHAZ.
CHAZite calls the cops: Help I'm being victimized!
Cops: Have you tried discussing your white privilege and how you are checking it with the man mugging you?


Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2021 03:51 PM (DpkTQ)

483
You guys are the ones killing poor ERCOT.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:49 PM (ohOLP)


ERCOT is in constant Hari-kari mode.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

484 LOL. Price everything at $1500. You have to use your Walgreens club card to get the regular price.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 15, 2021 03:51 PM (xopIz)

485 Did you just take that seriously?
Look boob discussions are only slightly below x-bow versus longbow debates here.


Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2021 03:52 PM (DpkTQ)

486 454 Walgreens should run reverse blue light specials. as the pos is heading for the door, push a button that raises all prices in the store to $1500.
Posted by: x at June 15, 2021 03:46 PM (oA+QO)

...

this is awesome.

Post the discount you get at the register with your Paying Customer Discount card. Every item in the store is $10k, with a great discount for our fantastic Paying Customers.

The rest of y'all enjoy Federal prison if you take more than one item.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:52 PM (ohOLP)

487 463 In each case guys rated the woman better looking based upon the size of her tits.
Actually I don't fully agree with this.
Physical
looks are very, very important for guys. But I've seen plenty of CA types who are rail thin with ludicrous sweater puppies and it does NOT
look good.



Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2021 03:47 PM (DpkTQ)

At least they don't need flotation devices in the event of a water landing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:52 PM (ynpvh)

488 Doesn't even work that way.

I just hopped into the comments section one day and found out I was gay!

Don't laugh.

It could happen to any one of you next!

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:53 PM (4JYEN)

489 I do not start getting uncomfortable till over 100 deg. Not joking, love the heat.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 15, 2021 03:53 PM (qzQoE)

490 Ve are gopniks.

Ve dance

Posted by: Miklos, with a thought for Uncle at June 15, 2021 03:44 PM (QzkSJ)

-------

Have never read and am now listening to the audiobook of Zorba the Greek. Really enjoying it ... and the voice actor reading it is channeling Anthony Quinn.

Posted by: ShainS at June 15, 2021 03:53 PM (Q7k3u)

491 Gotham was okay if you just assumed it had absolutely nothing to do with the Batman universe or characters. Kind of like how Sherlock isn't terrible if you just assume its not about the actual Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2021 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

492 Nood

Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 03:54 PM (ohOLP)

493 As long as we're doing A/C repair, how does one find out the proper run capacitor if you can't find the three little number thingys anywhere on the manufacturer's website that has every single part number for a unit they don't make anymore because crap?

Its not like its precision electronics. Just grab a typical capacitor from a similar a/c. The capacitor that blows out is generally the one that stores up enough energy to kick the compressor motor. Think of the capacitor as a battery that is designed for lots of energy in a short amount of time.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2021 03:55 PM (+LCoQ)

494 Face > Laughs at my jokes > Butt > Boobs

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:55 PM (2DOZq)

495 The sticker on the capacitor gone?

Unless they were on the very expanded top of the original one and maybe washed off, I didn't see any. Looked on the schematic and see where there is one, but that's it. I'm not very good at schematics even though I've drawn parts of them before.
Took that panel with the schematic to a local A/C place and they couldn't find it either, so I didn't feel so bad. I need to replace that plus the starter relay.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 03:55 PM (HaL55)

496 Doesn't even work that way.

I just hopped into the comments section one day and found out I was gay!

Don't laugh.

It could happen to any one of you next!
==
TBF you do drink your beer out of a glass with your pinky finger extended. It was probably latent genetics, that blossomed under Ace's tutelage.

Posted by: I love science!!! at June 15, 2021 03:55 PM (uI++f)

497 481 AC, and power outages? What are these? Being in SoCal, neither is part of my picture. ...


Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2021 03:51 PM (OTzUX)

There have been black outs in my neck of the woods over the years this century, and a couple of "unplanned" ones (one that knocked the power out to all of So Cal for at least 8 hours).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

498 Stevie -

Currently no listings on Discogs. Was working on that hen I picked up this Pin Project and haven't been back since.

Shoot me an email with a list and I will let you know which ones I have here.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:56 PM (4JYEN)

499 Nood Manu Raju

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2021 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

500 could happen to any one of you next!
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 03:53 PM (4JYEN)

Yeah but you're manly gay. That's something.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 15, 2021 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

501 Think of the capacitor as a battery that is designed for lots of energy in a short amount of time.
Oh yeah. I got zapped plenty of times setting the points on one of my earlier cars. Always ground a capacitor across the terminals with a screwdriver before touching.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 03:57 PM (HaL55)

502 Put Young Elvis outside a dilapidated shack, and he'd be picked by 100% of women over Jerrold Nadler in front of a Palace of Gold
Posted by: JoeF.

To be young again, to be young and in love.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at June 15, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

503 garrett, thanks and will do!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

504 "I'm warning you..."

"Go on, warn me"

https://tinyurl.com/ayresbd5

It went to college but never acquired the self-awareness to not post itself having a shrieking meltdown like a little girl.

"Maybe it IS time to let the barbarians through the gates", said one roman centurion to the other. I would enjoy hearing it scream.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 15, 2021 04:03 PM (83lwH)

505 Speaking of flagrant lies, I can't find any support for the claim that the DA has declared that he won't prosecute.

They're blaming the rampant shoplifting on organized crime. They'll prosecute.

Posted by: Original Roy at June 15, 2021 04:17 PM (aJy5i)

506 Stop dis believing me. Stop. Just stop that right now.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 04:24 PM (rB4m/)

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