Smoking Gun Video from Sky News Australia Shows Live Bats Being Kept at the Wuhan Lab, Despite Peter Daszak's Repeated Claims That Any Suggestion of Live Bats at Wuhan Was a "Conspiracy Theory"

Video proof that the Wuhan Institute of Virology was keeping live bats for experimentation on their campus.


Peter Daszak -- who sent money from Fauci to the Wuhan lab -- has repeatedly denied that any bats were kept at Wuhan, claiming that this is a "conspiracy theory."

Now he allows that he "wouldn't be surprised" if they were trying to set up a "bat colony" in the lab.

Hmm -- from "conspiracy theory" to something that wouldn't surprise him.

And this new stance comes just after the DRASTIC group of covid researches releases video of bats at the lab:


The video also notes that the Wuhan lab kept 15,000 samples of bat viruses. Remember, the Chinese deleted this entire database of bat viruses they possessed, because, they claim, of the threat from "hackers."

Peter Daszak "investigated" the lab and called this claim "reasonable." He then admitted he didn't even ask the Chinese to see the deleted database.

The same reporter interviews one of the scientists who made the case for the lab leak "theory" in the WSJ a couple of weeks ago.

He restates the fact that no other coronaviruses have the "CGG CGG" genetic coding for argenine. (As his WSJ article noted, while no naturally occurring coronaviruses have this CGG CGG genetic fingerprint, it is extremely common in lab-created ones.

He mentions a few other facts that point to a lab creation of the virus:

The covid-19 virus has a "furin cleavage site" which is not seen in any other similar coronaviruses.

The "official story" that this came from a known bat virus that somehow got a pangolin's DNA mixed in it does not hold up, as the bat virus this is supposedly a mutation of has 1,100 different DNA base-pairs than covid-19. Each genetic change takes a period of time, and so covid-19 and the bat virus the China Apologists claim covid came from are quite dissimilar and that dissimilarity could only come about through an improbably long period of mutation.

He also notes that "of course" the presence of live bats being experimented on at Wuhan also adds to the case for lab creation.

Also this girl is cute.

Posted by: Ace at 03:39 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 02:39 PM (wsQIi)

2 Wait until they see the bat soup factory

Posted by: brak at June 14, 2021 02:40 PM (WuVYg)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

4
Alternate post title:

Another "Right Wing" "Conspiracy Theory"!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 02:41 PM (4rYv4)

5 Evidence?

Are you some kind of religious nut requesting evidence from scientists?

Just accept what the oracles scientists say without thought. One could say that you should take it on faith.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 14, 2021 02:41 PM (+RSgm)

7 It's conspiracy theories and trannies all the way down.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 14, 2021 02:41 PM (TKmok)

8 Save the bats!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

9 "Oh you meant BAT BATS? I thought you were talking about baseball bats. I was like 'that's crazy, baseball bats are made out of wood or aluminum.' Yeah, of course the Wuhan Institute of Virology was studying bats, everyone knows that!"
- Daszak, probably.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (UPoLF)

10 Bats? We don't need no stinkin bats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

11 We're all going to die, aren't we.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

12
Wuhan Institute of Virology and Restaurant Supply.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)

13 I'm the Batman

Posted by: The Batman at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (guGkK)

14 9 "Oh you meant BAT BATS? I thought you were talking about baseball bats. I was like 'that's crazy, baseball bats are made out of wood or aluminum.' Yeah, of course the Wuhan Institute of Virology was studying bats, everyone knows that!"
- Daszak, probably.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (UPoLF)

===========

"Daszak proves honesty without a doubt."
-NYT news headline

"I came."
-NYT Opinion article

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

15 Top 15?

Posted by: rustbucket at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (H2lUc)

16 Just like 'racist' has come to mean 'winning an argument with a liberal,' 'conspiracy theory' is well on its way to meaning 'facts the tyrant left would like to avoid.'

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (khAeP)

17 13 I'm the Batman
Posted by: The Batman at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (guGkK)

==========

I don't see you on the list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

18 You can tell who is on the CCP payroll by who is going to bat for them!

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (U1eOr)

19 The people who did this cannot stop lying, even in the fact of incontrovertible evidence. When will someone, anyone, be held to account for releasing a bioweapon on the world?

What will it take?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 02:44 PM (HaL55)

20 It amazes me how the Left gets us to argue with them about *known inalienable facts* for decades.

We spent 40 years trying to "prove" the media was "biased" while they just said no over and over like a child.

We will spend the next fuck know years aching to "prove" this virus was man-made at a biowarfare lab and further, likely had nothing to do with bats.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 02:44 PM (sSiC8)

21 PRO TIP: When the proprietor at your local wet market is wearing a positive pressure suit, it's probably best to move onto the next stall.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 02:44 PM (guGkK)

22 Wait until they see the bat soup factory
Posted by: brak



The cafeteria?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (OCTRt)

23 I like my markets like I like my women. Hot and wet and swimming in disease.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

24 But
science!! And experts!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (XwlQP)

25 Why does it always have to be bats?

Posted by: Wuhandiana Jones at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (h5TKJ)

26 Color me shocked. It's a welcome reminder that the US can't censor every news outlet in the world. Good on the Aussies.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (qe5CM)

27 See! See what they did to me!

Those Chinamen had inappropriate relations with me and I want compensation!

Anyone got John Morgan's phone number?

Posted by: The Bat at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM (YxVzA)

28 He restates the fact that no other coronaviruses have the "CGG CGG" genetic coding for argenine. (As his WSJ article noted, while no naturally occurring coronaviruses have this CGG CGG genetic fingerprint, it is extremely common in lab-created ones.
++++
You left out two key words that make this entire post a great example of deliberate disinformation sown on the right. Those words are "previously known."

What you meant here was "the fact that no other previously known coronaviruses have the ..." That you left out this modifier belies your true intention here: the intention to misinform. While it may be true that this was unknown prior to the COVID-19 virus, it is no longer unknown because the virus in question exhibits that and was naturally occurring.

You're using a circular argument - that it wasn't known before, therefore it must be synthetic - as the basis of evidence to claim that a natural virus isn't. The COVID-19 virus is naturally-occurring and of unknown origin, so the presence of this genetic coding is indeed extremely interesting, because it advances out knowledge of natural viral evolution.

Posted by: Your Kid's Journalism Professor at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

29 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

30 You do t protect a valuable data base from hackers by deleting it, you take it offline.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (ibsgE)

31 Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (dfRN6)

32 But were they dancing around upside down on the ceiling?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (v0R5T)

33 The video is literally calling for the genocide of all Chinese and must be banned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (hcb9g)

34 I wonder if Daily World's Bat Boy got COVID?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (k/TB6)

35 this entire report is racist. Keeping bats stored in labs is just as an important part of Chinese culture as fireworks and cooking with discarded oil found in the street. Imposing western style health standards on a Chinese lab is just one more example in a long line of cultural imperialism directed by white westerners against the Chinese.

Posted by: NYT at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (IgUWc)

36 Are these the bats that listen to The Cure and dance?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (icI8A)

37 BREAKING: Peter Daszak clarifies -- "Bats at Wuhan Lab were alive in the same sense that Joe Biden is alive, IYKWIMAITYD." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (DvZ7f)

38 Wuhan Institute of Virology and Restaurant Supply.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)



LOL

Wait. NOT funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (guGkK)

39 Well boys, looks like we're in the clear. They're chasing another squirrel.

Posted by: Genetically enhanced pangolins at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (v16oJ)

40 " "

Posted by: The Bats at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (mdjgu)

41 Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (dfRN6)

Oh. I thought Ace was talking about bat woman in the sexy marshmallow suit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (hcb9g)

42 Has someone flagged Danzags passport? I can see him scooting to Xhina soon

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (ibsgE)

43 I wonder if Daily World's Bat Boy got COVID?

He's prolly Patient Zero. The question is, would he himself know he had it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (HaL55)

44 "Also this girl is cute."
.......

I saw another video of her today ripping Kamalama a new backhole.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

45 We're all going to die, aren't we.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)



Yes, yes we are.

*starts loading magazines*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

46 These are the same people who rinse bamboo chopsticks out in a puddle on a muddy street and stick them back in a can on the table to be used by the next customer. Who thinks they can run a high level containment lab? Show of hands?

Posted by: Drc at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (vbaSG)

47 That's just Deep Fake video of bats at WIV. And if it turns out there were any live bats at WIV, then they were just being kept for soup making purposes and not for virus engineering purposes. And if you say otherwise, it's because you're racist.

Posted by: Peter Daszak at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (dYe5S)

48 Sum ting wong, Peter Daszak?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (Bmy3R)

49 We're all going to die, aren't we.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)



One way or another, yeah.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

50 Wuhan Institute of Virology and Restaurant Supply.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)

Wuhan Institute of Disease and Dim Sum.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (k/TB6)

51 35 this entire report is racist. Keeping bats stored in labs is just as an important part of Chinese culture as fireworks and cooking with discarded oil found in the street. Imposing western style health standards on a Chinese lab is just one more example in a long line of cultural imperialism directed by white westerners against the Chinese.
Posted by: NYT at June 14, 2021 02:47 PM (IgUWc)

===========

"Chinese people are filthy."
-Not racist

"The Chinese Communist Party has lax security on its viral labs."
-Racist

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

52 Hats for bats?

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (1MPMR)

53 At least five more old Chinese ladies are going to be knocked unconscious by white supremacists because of this report.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (guGkK)

54 Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.
She's no naked methhead busting up a Sizzler.

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (v16oJ)

55 19 The people who did this cannot stop lying, even in the fact of
incontrovertible evidence. When will someone, anyone, be held to account
for releasing a bioweapon on the world?

What will it take?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 02:44 PM (HaL55)

Two sets of laws, remember? Besides, if the general populace found out that the COVID virus was manmade, and possibly intentionally released, they'll want retribution. And our government can't have that happen -- not against Chyna.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (N39Ws)

56 Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (dfRN6)
++++
All news-talkers should be attractive. They're just actors. Other than for specific roles, ugly actors are rarely employed. Being good-looking is a basic requirement if you want to make it as an actor. The news should be no different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)

57 It's a Bat Lab.

Got any bats in there?

Nope.

OK.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (r4sI4)

58 Oh. I thought Ace was talking about bat woman in the sexy marshmallow suit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (hcb9g)


Yes. The still image for the video had me questioning the quality of Ace's views in the woman department......

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

59
What I meant was significant number of bats were not present at the Wuhan lab.

-Peter Daszak using Democrat election fraud defense

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (V13WU)

60 In the end, this all adds up to what pretty much everyone already knew: the virus was created in a lab. The real question is "how did it get out of the lab"?

Since its China, both "it got out by accident because their idea of biosecurity is like Pee Wee herman's idea of watching a movie" and "they released it on purpose to cripple the US economy in retaliation for tariffs" is plausible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

61 Sky-News Girl has a posh accent

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Bmy3R)

62 It started during the Obama catastrophe. Americans with any kind of clue were often dependent on foreign, actual news organizations (in that case it was usually the British newspapers) to report in important actual news in Washington.

For those old enough .... how bizarre and sickening was it to suddenly be in the position of Soviet or Polish dissidents, huddled furtively around a radio, listening to Voice of America or RFE, BBC, or Deutsche Welle, to hear actual news about *your* country?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (OTzUX)

63 I was promised no bat videos on this thread.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (ohOLP)

64 Bats are the fall guys

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Cxk7w)

65 28- You left out two key words that make this entire post a great example of deliberate disinformation sown on the right.
Posted by: Your Kid's Journalism Professor at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM

Dang- I get taken in every time! I have to remember to look at the nic first!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (qe5CM)

66 "The video also notes that the Wuhan lab kept 15,000 samples of bat viruses. Remember, the Chinese deleted this entire database of bat viruses they possessed, because, they claim, of the threat from "hackers.""

That's a unique way to clean out scientific databases (and data), just claim you're doing it because of "muh hackors".

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (a+Mub)

67 Why does it always have to be bats?
Posted by: Wuhandiana Jones at June 14, 2021 02:45 PM


Snakes were booked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (m+jkK)

68 boy does Biden sound counfused

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)

69 Like a "Cheese Shop" bereft of same.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (r4sI4)

70 Has someone flagged Danzags passport? I can see him scooting to Xhina soon
I think it's a lot more important that he be put on a round the clock suicide watch. Preferably not under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Prisons.

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (v16oJ)

71 All news-talkers should be attractive

Sure, their job is to pleasingly relate information in a visual medium. Brian Stelter does not qualify.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

72 thanks government for releasing a bio weapon, killing millions, and destroying the economy. so that you can raise taxes.

Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (oA+QO)

73 BUT WHEN WILL REPUBLICANS POUNCE???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

74 I'm a patsy!

Posted by: The Bat at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

75 nanananananananana - Bat Lab!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (Bmy3R)

76 16 Just like 'racist' has come to mean 'winning an argument with a liberal,' 'conspiracy theory' is well on its way to meaning 'facts the tyrant left would like to avoid.'
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2021 02:43 PM (khAeP)

I'd modify that a bit. The term "conspiracy theory" means "anything outside the mainstream narrative that the 'elites' and media put out."

Don't forget the origins of the term. It came out of the Warren Commission. It meant literally what it says -- Investigators were studying two theories: The "lone gunman theory" wherein Oswald worked alone, had no contacts or helpers or anything, and the "Conspiracy Theory" which was the theory that there was a conspiracy to kill Kennedy.

The FBI et al. said that despite all of their investigations, they saw no evidence to support the "conspiracy theory" and thus a term was born.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (UPoLF)

77 I find it difficult to believe our government would lie to us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (XSRBF)

78 China poisons every product they make by cutting corners or intentionally adding fillers to save money or time. My worst nightmare has always been a Chinese lab working on diseases. Even the USSR had better safeguards.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZq)

79 Burn it down...

You fill in the rest.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (XxJt1)

80 Ace, did you ever link to the other smoking gun video from Daszak? Where he talks about how they're engineering the spike protein on the coronavirus?

You need to, and it needs the fucking flaming mask skull.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (ixpUI)

81 so when is Daszak going to his meeting at fort marcy park?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (GRWEX)

82 Yes. The still image for the video had me questioning the quality of Ace's views in the woman department......
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Ace would probably appreciate this leggy, busty, smiling, freckled redhead in a tight red dress. I suspect she's far too old for you, though.
https://is.gd/nBUJRU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (Jsjd7)

83 Burn it down...

You fill in the rest.
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (XxJt1)



At your service.

Posted by: Salt at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

84 I saw Furin Cleavage Site open for Pearl Jam at the Gorge Amphitheater in '96.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (r6jUm)

85 We knew this a year ago.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (bVQ1A)

86 All news-talkers should be attractive. They're just actors. Other than for specific roles, ugly actors are rarely employed. Being good-looking is a basic requirement if you want to make it as an actor. The news should be no different.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)


Oh yeah?

Posted by: Danny Trejo at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Being good-looking is a basic requirement if you want to make it as an actor.
I know, but I want to be evaluated as an ACTRESS, not just hit on for my looks.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (v16oJ)

88 We're all going to die, aren't we.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 02:42 PM


Yes. Eventually.

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (m+jkK)

89 Oh. I thought Ace was talking about bat woman in the sexy marshmallow suit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (hcb9g)

Yes. The still image for the video had me questioning the quality of Ace's views in the woman department......
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
........

She could have gyrnormous breasticles hidden in there.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

90 >>>thanks government for releasing a bio weapon, killing millions, and destroying the economy. so that you can raise taxes.
Posted by: x


You'll get $3 gas and like it!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (XSRBF)

91 We're all going to die, aren't we.......
Posted by: Sponge


Yes, yes we are.

*starts loading magazines*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


*starts yelling "Yee-Haw" and humming The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

*Empties magazines so he can load them*

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (OCTRt)

92 BUT WHEN WILL REPUBLICANS POUNCE???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

Soon as this seizure goes away, hoss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (6FeV1)

93 It was a conspiracy theory.

It was a theory about a conspiracy.

The conspiracy turns out actually to have happened.

Who could ever have guessed that it would?

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (fZ0IA)

94 furin cleavage

Fur in the cleavage is a dealbreaker for me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R)

95 She could have gyrnormous breasticles hidden in there.
Posted by: wth



ten

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (GRWEX)

96 82 Ace would probably appreciate this leggy, busty, smiling, freckled redhead in a tight red dress. I suspect she's far too old for you, though.
https://is.gd/nBUJRU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (Jsjd7)

==========

Nips...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

97 I saw Furin Cleavage Site open for Pearl Jam at the Gorge Amphitheater in '96.
Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM


They were at their peak in the 70s.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (m+jkK)

98 furin cleavage

Fur in the cleavage is a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by: Guy


at the hq everyting is about furries eventually

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (GRWEX)

99 "Also this girl is cute."

Sharri or one of the Chi-Com ones?

Just be aware of how much of your data is going to be sent into some Chi-Com database if it's the latter and you invite her over for pancakes, Ace, .

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (a+Mub)

100 Even the USSR had better safeguards.
Posted by: Just a side note

I was on some of the nunn-lugar counter pro inspections - you would have to be deliberately spraying crowds to be worse.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (ibsgE)

101 China poisons every product they make by cutting corners or intentionally adding fillers to save money or time.


Nope. Studies show that melamine and formaldehyde are important nutrients for infant brain development.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (guGkK)

102 Nips...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)



Proud nips.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

103 Nips...

...a-poppin'

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (Bmy3R)

104 not just hit on for my looks.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (v16oJ)

The same way Frankenstein's Monster was hit on for his looks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (6FeV1)

105 furin cleavage

Fur in the cleavage is a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R)


You cis-gender heteronormative hater!

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (FJYfm)

106 I am reasonably sure that all Sky News talkers go to a months-long special school to get that accent and eliminate their old one. You can't have cockney girl up there talking about the G7.

"Oy! Today's mee'ings a' the bleeding G7 conference were primarily regardin' trade laws an' tarriffs, roit?."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

107 Imagine if the FBi had locked him in solitary for 6 months while they gathered evidence. I wonder if he would have been more forthcoming.

I guess that is too harsh though and only reserved for unruly tourists in DC.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (00uLH)

108 Fur in the cleavage is a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R)

Which cleavage, dare I ask?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (a+Mub)

109 Two sets of laws, remember?

Yeah, I know. I should've included "/pony" at the end.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (HaL55)

110 That's great, but when are people gonna swing?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (kTF2Z)

111 That's great about exposing the actual origins of the virus.

The much more important thing is deconstructing and refuting the unscientific response, which was likely the greatest destructive move, outside war, in modern human history.

Let's say another, totally natural, significant novel virus emerges in 2 years.

Societies shut down, economies ravaged, laws and constitutions and common sense and civic values and social sanity annihilated. THAT is the key thing here, because there likely WILL BE future contingencies unleashing the same malevolent response, unless this one is documented as utterly baseless and unacceptable, NOW.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

112 She could have gyrnormous breasticles hidden in there.
Posted by: wth

Ten
Posted by: confederatefifth


She's been in that lab too long, then.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (OCTRt)

113 Fur in the cleavage is a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


*sad nyan*
--catgirl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

114 64 Bats are the fall guys
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Cxk7w)

Turns out they were. They were just minding their own business, hanging out in caves with their buddies, and some assholes caught them in nets, extracted a flu from them, and modified it to infect humans.

But to be fair, (and I've been saying this for, whatever it's been, over a year), if you listen closely to what The Experts have been saying, it's been more like this exchange:
Reporter: "some claim that this virus leaked from a lab."
Expert: "This virus definitely had natural origins. It came from bats." Which is, strictly speaking, true. The virus did naturally occur in bats. They're not addressing the claim that scientists took that naturally occurring virus, modified it, then accidentally (or purposefully) released it in to the wild.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (UPoLF)

115 Even the USSR had better safeguards.
Posted by: Just a side note

I was on some of the nunn-lugar counter pro inspections - you would have to be deliberately spraying crowds to be worse.
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM (ibsgE)

I'm thinking the CCP were spraying the crowd.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

116 She's been in that lab too long, then.
Posted by: r



has to feed her bats somehow

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (GRWEX)

117
The Chinese database of 15,000 viruses is not, of course, deleted. It has been hidden.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (GZHr7)

118 boy does Biden sound counfused
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)
........

Wait till Putin asks him if he really thinks he got 81 million votes.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

119 DC Mayor says hers is the gayest city in America. Of course it is. Thousands of people live and work there and their only thought is fucking as many different people as they can every day.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (oWBc3)

120 boy does Biden sound counfused
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)



He finally showed up, I guess?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

121 111 Societies shut down, economies ravaged, laws and constitutions and common sense and civic values and social sanity annihilated. THAT is the key thing here, because there likely WILL BE future contingencies unleashing the same malevolent response, unless this one is documented as utterly baseless and unacceptable, NOW.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

===========

This is the boy who cried wolf on a global scale.

The next response will be very different, and since it was largely a media driven response don't expect to see anything happen again in the next few years. Nothing can be elevated to hurt the Biden/Harris administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

122 56 Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 02:46 PM (dfRN6)
++++
All news-talkers should be attractive. They're just actors. Other than for specific roles, ugly actors are rarely employed. Being good-looking is a basic requirement if you want to make it as an actor. The news should be no different.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (Jsjd7)

+++++

See Melissa Theariau. Mmmmmmm.......

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (dfRN6)

123 Let's say another, totally natural, significant novel virus emerges in 2 years.

Societies shut down, economies ravaged, laws and constitutions and common sense and civic values and social sanity annihilated. THAT is the key thing here, because there likely WILL BE future contingencies unleashing the same malevolent response, unless this one is documented as utterly baseless and unacceptable, NOW.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 02:54 PM (OTzUX)


Oh, don't worry. The next one WILL be deadly.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (FJYfm)

124 You will be thrilled to know that a Chinese nuclear power plant is "raising alarms" (read: about to go critical) at the moment. It's next to Hong Kong , so no worries.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (V13WU)

125 Just be aware of how much of your data is going
to be sent into some Chi-Com database if it's the latter and you invite
her over for pancakes, Ace,

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM

Ace is making pancakes?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (JUOKG)

126 There's a niche in acting for really interesting looking people as well as pretty people. They play characters and sidekicks mostly, but sometimes get leads like Trejo or Richard Boone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

127 "furin cleavage site"
Busty chinaman lebsian pron?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (0T+zz)

128 RogerStone got raided by an FBI armored car, Danske has cost the world trillions and killed hundreds of thousands - does he even get a contrite letter.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (ibsgE)

129 there might be a body floating in the hot tub.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (GRWEX)

130 Dang it's hot. 98 degrees, no sun, no breeze. It be bakin' on the front range today. 101 tomorrow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Bmy3R)

131 has to feed her bats somehow
Posted by: confederatefifth


I was afraid that that was the direction you were headed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (OCTRt)

132 Huh. On the YouTube link with the cute newstalker, YouTube was kind enough to insert a PSA link about officially-sanction vaccine information from the WHO. Just click here.

But they're totally a platform and not an editor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Jsjd7)

133 I'm not gonna take the fall for this commie bullshit.

Posted by: Kirk Langstrom at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (icI8A)

134 no clouds that is, Nothing BUT sun. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Bmy3R)

135 I feel bad for bats.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (V13WU)

136 Even the USSR had better safeguards.
Posted by: Just a side note

...

Crap even *I* had better safeguards.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (ohOLP)

137 I'm beginning to wonder if a global pandemic that actually does have existential capabilities is even possible to occur.

Maybe it's been the fodder for bad scifi for too long that people consider it likely. Like zombies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

138 You will be thrilled to know that a Chinese nuclear power plant is "raising alarms" (read: about to go critical) at the moment. It's next to Hong Kong , so no worries.
Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (V13WU)



Relax, this is the country that engineered the Three Stooges Dam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (guGkK)

139 Burn it down...

You fill in the rest.
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (XxJt1)

At your service.
Posted by: Salt at June 14, 2021 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

-----

Pepper it with nukes just to be sure ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (EbJSg)

140 In the end, this all adds up to what pretty much everyone already knew: the virus was created in a lab. The real question is "how did it get out of the lab"?

Since its China, both "it got out by accident because their idea of biosecurity is like Pee Wee herman's idea of watching a movie" and "they released it on purpose to cripple the US economy in retaliation for tariffs" is plausible.


Early on last year, the rumor was the dead lab animals used for Gain of Function experiments were not handled correctly, and were being pilfered, aka "dumpster diving". Eating the infected lab animals is what got it into the wild.

The real tin-foil hat brigade even suspects the virus was released in WuHan by American spooks, or some other allied agency. That sounds a little out there. Maybe not to the tim-foil brigade.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (tjqz9)

141 DC Mayor says hers is the gayest city in America. Of course it is. Thousands of people live and work there and their only thought is fucking as many different people as they can every day.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (oWBc3)

Must be a lot of brothers on the down low.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (2DOZq)

142 Dang it's hot. 98 degrees, no sun, no breeze. It be bakin' on the front range today. 101 tomorrow.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
91 here. I am strongly considering *not* mowing the lawn this evening, even though I need to do so. Just thinking about makes me queasy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (Jsjd7)

143 bats and bees are kind of cool

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (GRWEX)

144 spiders and trannies not so much

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (GRWEX)

145 The next response will be very different, and since it was largely a media driven response don't expect to see anything happen again in the next few years. Nothing can be elevated to hurt the Biden/Harris administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

...

The response previous to this was all different too. Ebola jumped the pond, SARS, etc etc.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (ohOLP)

146 119 DC Mayor says hers is the gayest city in America. Of course it is. Thousands of people live and work there and their only thought is fucking as many different people as they can every day.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM

Hmmm. I lived in DC and San Francisco. I would say it's a toss-up. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (qe5CM)

147 126 There's a niche in acting for really interesting looking people as well as pretty people. They play characters and sidekicks mostly, but sometimes get leads like Trejo or Richard Boone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Wait...are you implying that M. Emmet Walsh isn't a beautiful man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

148 Just be aware of how much of your data is going
to be sent into some Chi-Com database if it's the latter and you invite
her over for pancakes, Ace,

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 02:53 PM

Ace is making pancakes?
Posted by: Mister Scott


They'll collapse like his shelves. Safer to call them tortillas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (OCTRt)

149 What is the statistical likelihood that COVID emerged naturally just blocks away from the lab working on the virus? As a stats guy, I would estimate the probability to far less than .001%

Posted by: iandeal at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (MGjjz)

150 There is a series on Netflix chronicling video games in the 80s and 90s and the Sega Nintendo battle. But even there they cannot just tell the story. They have to have trannies and gheys profiled talking about how hard life was for them and how video games were racist, etc.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (XwlQP)

151 145 The next response will be very different, and since it was largely a media driven response don't expect to see anything happen again in the next few years. Nothing can be elevated to hurt the Biden/Harris administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

...

The response previous to this was all different too. Ebola jumped the pond, SARS, etc etc.
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (ohOLP)

===========

And without massive panic, all of it just died out.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

152 I blame those damn bat videos Ace used to obsessively post back in the day.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (aIwKe)

153 re: China. I've worked with Chinese companies, and spent time in China.

Yes, I agree with everything everyone said about bad hygiene and whatnot (gutter oil.)

But more importantly, to me, is that there's almost a cargo-cult mentality. Like they see that major western cities have sky scrapers and big buildings, so they build shitty versions of those buildings that are basically falling down, have no practical purpose, and would never be built where they were when they were in a capitalist society.

Same thing is true, I'm sure, of lab protocols and protective gear. They look at the French or American or whatever protocols and gear, and they buy it (or a shitty Chinese knock of version of it), but they don't use it as intended and don't really think about it. They're just ... checking boxes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

154 >>>Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

The accent, too. Sploosh

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (XSRBF)

155 Cleavage Tribbles are an acquired taste.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (r4sI4)

156 Maybe it's been the fodder for bad scifi for too long that people consider it likely. Like zombies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

...

If zombies aren't real where do they get all those zombie extras from, wise guy?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (ohOLP)

157 A lot of Asian American pensioners are going to get knocked out by diversity white supremacists over this.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (1MPMR)

158 The next response will be very different, and since it was largely a media driven response don't expect to see anything happen again in the next few years. Nothing can be elevated to hurt the Biden/Harris administration.
Posted by: TheJames


nah, they eat their own too.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (GRWEX)

159 Wait...are you implying that M. Emmet Walsh isn't a beautiful man?

I hate to break it to Earnest Borgnine and Slim Pickens, and Karl Malden, but...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

160 158 Maybe it's been the fodder for bad scifi for too long that people consider it likely. Like zombies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

...

If zombies aren't real where do they get all those zombie extras from, wise guy?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (ohOLP)

==========

You got me there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

161
Ah, so the bats have been promoted from working in the Quarantine Cafe? They're "real thread" material, now. Top Bats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (pfqSb)

162 Sharri is a cutie

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (Cxk7w)

163 Ugh. Today I learned that my company has a department with the word "Strageics" in the title. Moreover, the description of the department is about as clear as mud, so I don't know what it's supposed to mean. Strategic customers? Strategic partnerships with other firms? Corporate strategy?

Who knows. It's utterly unclear. I'll just make up my own meaning. It's my truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)

164 137 I'm beginning to wonder if a global pandemic that actually does have existential capabilities is even possible to occur.

Maybe it's been the fodder for bad scifi for too long that people consider it likely. Like zombies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

-----

BREAKING: Dustin Hoffman to testify before Congress as expert in global pandemics. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (EbJSg)

165 Bat soup virus? Localized to this part of China? This close to a gain of function research lab?

Okay, I buy that. Let's eat some steamed hams.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (icI8A)

166 126 There's a niche in acting for really interesting looking people as well as pretty people. They play characters and sidekicks mostly, but sometimes get leads like Trejo or Richard Boone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:56 PM

William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi are good examples.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (qe5CM)

167 . It's my truth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (Jsjd7)

"Strategery" is old and busted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (6FeV1)

168 Nuke plant going critical near HK? Protests, what's protests?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (oWBc3)

169 149 What is the statistical likelihood that COVID emerged naturally just blocks away from the lab working on the virus? As a stats guy, I would estimate the probability to far less than .001%
Posted by: iandeal at June 14, 2021 02:58 PM (MGjjz)

Especially since the species of bats that the virus came from is on the other side of China, and doesn't exist in the middle of a major city.

Which the CCP tried to explain away as "well, people travel far and wide to deliver these bats to exotic wet markets in the middle of major cities." Which ... eh, I guess that was the best they could come up with. I suspect eating bats is a poverty thing, and not something anyone would invest money in to bat transportation infrastructure and whatnot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

170 weird is the vernacular for "interesting looking"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (GRWEX)

171 I hate to break it to Earnest Borgnine and Slim Pickens, and Karl Malden, but...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)


What do I gotta do to get a mention?

Posted by: Steve Buscemi at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (FJYfm)

172 oh, yeah, and Biden said he will let Putin know what the red lines are.

I know there's a joke in there but can't think of any.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (4a9Vv)

173 Bats infected with viruses or Democrats?

I'll take the bats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (ipWZW)

174 There was a degree of "bystander effect" here. I think most virologists familiar with this research kept quite since they did not want to be blackballed by the grant/tenure/etc. industry in the future.

But even early on there were a lot of them asking questions on specialized sites. My guess is that they figured the evidence would come out ... eventually,.... so why put their own careers at risk.

This is why the people who are speaking out publicly tend to be outsiders or fringe people. The russian guy, some Chinese scientists, amateurs. etc.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (00uLH)

175 Even the USSR had better safeguards.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 02:50 PM (2DOZ)

Maybe not. https://tinyurl.com/mhpnf9jk

Imagine what horrors the Soviet Biopreparat program would have wrought had the technology and resources we have today to generate recombinant viruses would have existed in the 60's and '70s.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (a+Mub)

176 >>>Sky-Nooz girl IS cute.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo



The accent, too. Sploosh

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 14, 2021 02:59 PM

bright too. She actually was having a discussion with someone. The CNN and MSLSD types would barely understand such a thing.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (gJfTA)

177 William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi are good examples.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (qe5CM)



Geena Davis too

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

178 Nuke plant going critical near HK? Protests, what's protests?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 03:01 PM (oWBc3)
++++
If it torches off, it will be interesting to see the difference in news coverage vs. Fukishima. If it does, I suspect there won't be calls for denuclearization and a constant drumbeat about threat to the West Coast or loud public questioning of the safety of seafood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (Jsjd7)

179 Societies shut down, economies ravaged, laws and constitutions and common sense and civic values and social sanity annihilated. THAT is the key thing here, because there likely WILL BE future contingencies unleashing the same malevolent response, unless this one is documented as utterly baseless and unacceptable, NOW.

Posted by: rhomboid

I consider this a deliberate release and a warning from China to the world. Our response has been the development of an accelerated vaccine (prophylactic process), improved nosicomal air filtration and access procedures, and tightened medical surveillance. The chicoms will have to drive up the transmission rates with some sort of delayed lethality in order to counter this mRNA toolset. Also, they will have to look at distribution for multiple points of origin to get around travel restrictions.

We should just nuke them now.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (ibsgE)

180 Only red lines Hunter knows about...

Not going there

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (ipWZW)

181 BREAKING: Dustin Hoffman to testify before Congress as expert in global pandemics. Developing ...
Posted by: S



in fairness if you want to know about global disasters ask the guy who made ishtar

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (GRWEX)

182
The cocksucking ADL just called and said "bats" and "labs" and "Wuhan" are now all racist dog whistles and twitter needs to ban the use of these words.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (4rYv4)

183 Bat Lady and Dr. Ralph Baric.

Experts > "We have to create pandemic-causing viruses so we can study them in order to know how to treat them."

Experts then fail.

https://tinyurl.com/md2jnmk6



Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (hOMhY)

184 They have to have trannies and gheys profiled talking about how hard life was for them and how video games were racist, etc.

That was a great documentary but yeah, the forced "inclusive" stuff was really weak and I fast forwarded through large portions.

For example, the "we need a homo" part was about a game that they straight up told you "you have never heard of and didn't sell much".

Then... why are you talking about it in a show about how games developed? Tons of people made crappy games nobody bought or heard of, and they aren't included because they didnt matter.

The black guy who helped develop games, they had a segment on him where he had no problems, but his family was interviewed imaginging how hard it "must have been" because they had to try to jam racism in where it didn't exist.

Meanwhile, actual, real racism experienced by deisgners going to Japan to work for Nintendo, kinda blown off and not portrayed as such because they were whitey and you can't be racist against a cracker.

The parts where they weren't pathetically trying to shoehorn inclusion into the show, great stuff. The only real flaw was they stopped too soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

185
it is actually a bats butthole virus


they were swabbing batts buttholes like Faucci in a gay bathouse in the 8os

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 14, 2021 03:03 PM (bTQ72)

186
I'm forming a division of AoS called "Hobonix." Some of it's about effective methods of monetizing the synergetic modalities of homeless ecosystems and bloodsports, but mostly it's about tits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (pfqSb)

187 Geena Davis too
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

188 The Soviets knew how to devastate a region with anthrax by accident. They would have bolluxed up things also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (ipWZW)

189 bats and bees are kind of cool
Posted by: confederatefifth


Bat World Sanctuary - batworld.org

Statler is cool. A one eyed fruit bat who is a permanent resident.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)

190 191 Geena Davis too
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

============

Le sigh...I know where this discussion is going to go...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

191 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: W


what is no for $100

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (GRWEX)

192 192 The Soviets knew how to devastate a region with anthrax by accident. They would have bolluxed up things also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (ipWZW)

==========

The irradiated parts of the Eastern bloc probably asked for that to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

193 I'm forming a division of AoS called "Hobonix." Some of it's about effective methods of monetizing the synergetic modalities of homeless ecosystems and bloodsports, but mostly it's about tits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (pfqSb)
++++
"Hobonix" sounds more like:
[ ] A new variety of EDM music
[ ] A literacy program for the homeless

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

194 In the end, this all adds up to what pretty much everyone already knew: the virus was created in a lab. The real question is "how did it get out of the lab"?



Don't count your chickens before they hatch, serf.

Posted by: US DoD and WHO COVID source invetigation teams at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

195 Le sigh...I know where this discussion is going to go...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

Longbows at forty paces

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (6FeV1)

196 Just saw a troll get zapped in real time.

Cool.

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (9O0fm)

197 ?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)


I agree - I always found her very attractive. But nobody will ever say she had "classic Hollywood good looks"

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (U1eOr)

198 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (00uLH)

There's that. There's also the direct financial incentive.

But more than all of that, I think scientists were worried that the American people would recoil and shut down all of this research, AND figure out the scams that western scientists and pharma companies are pulling.

We outlaw this kind of research. Scientists think it's important. They want to be on the cutting edge of, eventually, modifying humans (ahem, eugenics). They find a slightly more appetizing thing (to normal people) to study (viruses). But they're not allowed to do it in the US.

So, like testing of new pharmaceutical drugs, they off-shore the testing to some third world shit hole. Which is not only skirting the law, but also wildly irresponsible.

Once people figure that out, all of these scientists involved in this kind of stuff across all different scientific disciplines could be potentially implicated.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

199 194 191 Geena Davis too
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

============

Le sigh...I know where this discussion is going to go...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

Was Geena Davis in Prometheus?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (dfRN6)

200 Julia Roberts , Meryl Streep, Julia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elliot Page , etc.

Hollywood trying to gaslight me and claiming these actresses are attractive.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (2DOZq)

201 Geena Davis too
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (U1eOr)

?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)


Yep. I'll go to war on this one. Tall redhead. World class archer. I want some of that.

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (FJYfm)

202 oh, yeah, and Biden said he will let Putin know what the red lines are.

I know there's a joke in there but can't think of any.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM (4a9Vv)



Corn Pop didn't take Biden seriously, and look what happened to him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (guGkK)

203 Bat World Sanctuary - batworld.org

Statler is cool. A one eyed fruit bat who is a permanent resident.
Posted by: r



nice site

thanks

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (GRWEX)

204
Geena Davis was cute for about 5 years of her life.
Then she aged into Howard Stern, which is funny because Howard Stern is aging into an old dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (4rYv4)

205 In the end, this all adds up to what pretty much
everyone already knew: the virus was created in a lab. The real question
is "how did it get out of the lab"?







Don't count your chickens before they hatch, serf.

Posted by: US DoD and WHO COVID source invetigation teams at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM

Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (JUOKG)

206 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)
++++
In the same universe where both Elizabeth Hurley and Elizabeth Montgomery exist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (Jsjd7)

207 181 William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi are good examples.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:00 PM (qe5CM)

Geena Davis too
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:02 PM

Isn't/wasn't she married to Jeff Goldblum? Another example of the type. Although he has gotten more attractive with age.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (qe5CM)

208 19 The people who did this cannot stop lying, even in the fact of incontrovertible evidence. When will someone, anyone, be held to account for releasing a bioweapon on the world?

What will it take?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 02:44 PM (HaL55)

------

It matters not who did or eventually releases one -- it will be the fault and legacy of the Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (EbJSg)

209 So when we said it couldn't possibly have happened, what we meant was of course that is the more likely way it happened. These things happen.

-Science posting a correction on 38B of the money section, under a giant ad for a new drug that also uses the same fine print for possible side effects.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 03:06 PM (F9322)

210 Yep. I'll go to war on this one. Tall redhead. World class archer. I want some of that.
Posted by: W


carrot tops tranny brother

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (GRWEX)

211 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM

She had an incredible a$$ in Earth Girls Are Easy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (JUOKG)

212 ?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

Right there with Julia Roberts.

Uh.



Neither.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hOMhY)

213 The cocksucking ADL just called and said "bats" and "labs" and "Wuhan" are now all racist dog whistles and twitter needs to ban the use of these words.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Fuck em. What race is "labs"?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)

214 Don't forget about Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hOMhY)

215 Fuck em. What race is "labs"?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)

Duh.

Black vs. Golden.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (hOMhY)

216 Not even the best looking actress whose first name is pronounced GEE-NAH

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (icI8A)

217 Black labs or Meth labs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (ipWZW)

218 geena davis is definietly a 1

if everybody else is a man

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (GRWEX)

219 Yeah, it came from bats and pangolins at the wet market. Except the wet market has never sold either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (kTF2Z)

220 Not holding my breath waiting for retractions/apologies from the corrupt profiteers that created and inflated this mess.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (WmGrA)

221 The real question
is "how did it get out of the lab"?

Bat soup

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (ibsgE)

222 Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hOMhY)

Helena Bonham Carter? Well, she was a better actress than those, so there is at least that.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (gJfTA)

223 Yeah, well you schmucks probably think that lumpy fishwife Scarlett Johansen is hot, so...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (6FeV1)

224 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!

She's kind of odd looking at time but she can be very pretty. Earth Girls Are Easy is a good example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

225

I would like to make that nice lady's brown starfish squeak...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (NlOTf)

226 Scientists working on making super bugs are just like flyover country rubes going "hold my beer" except the eggheads can kill the whole world instead of just themselves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (ipWZW)

227 geena davis is definietly a 1

if everybody else is a man
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (GRWEX)
Difference between a 1 and "the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed! "

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (hOMhY)

228 It may be unfair but I don't think guys count when debating whether one has to be attractive to be an actor. Mainly because women have a super wide and unexplainable range of what they find attractive. Men don't have that spread.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (2DOZq)

229 In the end, this all adds up to what pretty much everyone already knew: the virus was created in a lab. The real question is "how did it get out of the lab"? ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)
+++
Who knows. My guess is "sloppy lab procedures resulted in someone (or someones) who work there getting infected, and then they spread it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)

230 226 Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (hOMhY)

Helena Bonham Carter? Well, she was a better actress than those, so there is at least that.
Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (gJfTA)

=======

Her costume in Sweeney Todd probably oversold some assets, but I'm not afraid of admiring her in that dress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

231 204 Julia Roberts , Meryl Streep, Julia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elliot Page , etc.

Hollywood trying to gaslight me and claiming these actresses are attractive.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM

Yep- I'd bet that's a good list of women who look pretty ghastly IRL without make-up. Do we even need to mention Chrissy Teigen?

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (qe5CM)

232 The real question
is "how did it get out




geena davis?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (GRWEX)

233 Le sigh...I know where this discussion is going to go...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)


I apologize. I figured I'd give the text book female example of the concept and that would be the end of it. I feel like a Wuhan gain of function researcher who didn't think through the logical progression of where things would, necessarily, end up.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (U1eOr)

234 geena davis is definietly a 1



if everybody else is a man

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:08 PM (GRWEX)

a 1 is not a good thing I think. Bo Derek pretty much explained the rules.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (gJfTA)

235 Scarlett Johanssen can be pretty but most of her looks are in her chest, I think. I've never been a huge fan although she did look very nice in The Prestige.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

236 Should get working on supper, the grill is fired up

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (Cxk7w)

237 Hmm -- from "conspiracy theory" to something that wouldn't surprise him.

Seeing that a lot these days.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (Lt1JN)

238 Julia Roberts , Meryl Streep, Julia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elliot Page , etc.

Hollywood trying to gaslight me and claiming these actresses are attractive.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM

Yep- I'd bet that's a good list of women who look pretty ghastly IRL without make-up. Do we even need to mention Chrissy Teigen?
Posted by: M


this

just because somebody says somebody is beautiful does not mean they are.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (GRWEX)

239 I'm not saying Julia Roberts was never attractive, or that I wouldn't have let her give me a slice of Mystic Pizza, but I was always baffled that she was just the shorthand/generonym for "super hot chick." Especially when people would still use her as an example in, like, 2009.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (icI8A)

240 necessarily, end up.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (U1eOr)

Does this mean we all have to wear masks again?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

241 The interviewer IS cute and she seems very well-informed. Don't burst bubble and tell me she's reading off the teleprompter.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (HCeRP)

242 OT:

Damn...the hand-wringing over the underwhelming performance of In the Heights at the box office is kind of unreal.

No one gave a shit about your adaptation of a stage musical no one outside of New York had even heard of. End of story.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

243 233 It may be unfair but I don't think guys count when debating whether one has to be attractive to be an actor. Mainly because women have a super wide and unexplainable range of what they find attractive. Men don't have that spread.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM

But I think men who are not classically handsome get just as easily typecast, and out of leading roles, as women.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (qe5CM)

244 a 1 is not a good thing I think. Bo Derek pretty much explained the rules.
Posted by: Q


binary

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (GRWEX)

245 Scarlett Johanssen can be pretty but most of her looks are in her chest, I think. I've never been a huge fan although she did look very nice in The Prestige.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
++++
It takes all kinds, I guess. I think Scarlett Johanssen has teh turbo-powered ultra hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (Jsjd7)

246 Level 4 bio gear still won't protect you from accidentally jabbing yourself with a sharp.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (ipWZW)

247 I mean there are oodles of guys who only worked in Hollywood because of their looks. You think Casper Van Dien was getting roles on sheer talent? But lots more ugly guys than ugly women.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (icI8A)

248
Speaking of which...

I think the new re-make of He-Man will make He-Man the damsel in distress, so-to-speak, and Teela the hero who saves the world.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (4rYv4)

249 >It takes all kinds, I guess. I think Scarlett Johanssen has teh turbo-powered ultra hawt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (Jsjd7)


This. She needs to hear of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (sjdRT)

250 They should inject Daszak and Fauci with the weaponized Bat virus they created and live stream it for a week so we can watch them deteriorate into oblivion. That would only start to bring a small measure of relief to the hundreds of thousands around the world who have watched their loved ones die, suffer or lose their livelihoods.


I am a little sick of the cavalier, oh, oopsie look at that we lied, but so what fuck you, what are you going to do attitude of these people in charge. Which reminds me, maybe we can give the media and social media dickheads who retold these lies, knowing they were false r covered up discussion of the truth, the same Bat Virus injection.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

251 this

just because somebody says somebody is beautiful does not mean they are.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (GRWEX)

Hollyweird tried to push Lena Dunham as some kind of sechs symbol with "Girls" during the 2010s. Ugh.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (a+Mub)

252 a 1 is not a good thing I think. Bo Derek pretty much explained the rules.
Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (gJfTA)
++++
It's a deconstruction and reduction of the thesis to a binary. A former poster here came up with it as the binary scale. "1" means "doable" and "0" means "not doable."

It is a revolutionary approach to the problem that prevents getting off into the weeds of nuance and minutiae. Truly innovative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)

253 Geena actually looked amazing (for her age) in the Exorcist series (which was AWESOME btw)

she held up well

I just saw Molly Ringwald in a Creepshow ep and and she was so botoxed and filler-ed up you could not recognize her at all! scary

Molly is - I think - an example of a not-traditionally-attractive female actor who got side roles sometimes. I never really got her appeal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (j9HX3)

254 Teela self-identifies as Tesla now...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (ipWZW)

255 Who knows. My guess is "sloppy lab procedures resulted in someone (or someones) who work there getting infected, and then they spread it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)

I agree. I think the Chinese are incompetent at pretty much everything they do, so that makes the most sense to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (UPoLF)

256 Wait, Chrissy Teigen is supposed to be attractive? I thought she was some sort of med school cadaver that got instagram famous somehow.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (icI8A)

257 Geena fucking Davis? I guess some of you live in a world where Jane Seymour and Helen Mirren don't exist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (kTF2Z)

258 OMG. A post just popped up on my Fb feed. Jill walking with Duchess Kate. Jill is wearing a white dress.

WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.

Ladies, isn't that considered on backwards?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (OCTRt)

259 From rats to boobs

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)

260 238 Le sigh...I know where this discussion is going to go...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)


I apologize. I figured I'd give the text book female example of the concept and that would be the end of it. I feel like a Wuhan gain of function researcher who didn't think through the logical progression of where things would, necessarily, end up.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM

OK- I feel duly chastised. But not about Chrissy Teigen.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (qe5CM)

261 Nuke plant near HK is leaking. It's partially owned by a French company who learned about the leak when advised by the Chinese that they (Chinese) were increasing allowed radiation levels. French are frantic to get it shut down. Lotsa panic right now.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (XxJt1)

262 264 From rats to boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko

LOL... Bats to boobs

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)

263 Lena Dunham has the look of squeezed toothpaste

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (ipWZW)

264 It may be unfair but I don't think guys count when debating whether one has to be attractive to be an actor. Mainly because women have a super wide and unexplainable range of what they find attractive. Men don't have that spread.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (2DOZq)


Case in point: I think Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Or was, anyway. He's not looking good in the apartments.com ads.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (Ez6QX)

265 Geena actually looked amazing (for her age) in the Exorcist series (which was AWESOME btw)

she held up well

Posted by: B




yeah, they did not even need ward robe, makup, lighting for her.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (GRWEX)

266 Wait, Chrissy Teigen is supposed to be attractive? I
thought she was some sort of med school cadaver that got instagram
famous somehow.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (icI8A)

Moon face, its like a perfect circle.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (k/TB6)

267 267 264 From rats to boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko

LOL... Bats to boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)

==========

I thought it was a playful "rats with wings" sort of comment.

Should have just let it ride.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

268 just because somebody says somebody is beautiful does not mean they are.
Posted by: confederatefifth


HULK SMASH!

Posted by: MichelleO at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (Lt1JN)

269 It's a deconstruction and reduction of the thesis to a binary. A former poster here came up with it as the binary scale. "1" means "doable" and "0" means "not doable." ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7)
++++
For example, this smokey-eyed brunette with a pretty smile, dimples and nice tits is a "1":
https://is.gd/RmpltO

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (Jsjd7)

270 You know what I do when I need to pick up my spirits . . . beat boxing

CAN I GET A BAT, BAT, BAT . . .

DICK GRAYSON ON THE MIC - YO!

Posted by: Lego Batman at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (0F+qU)

271 They should inject Daszak and Fauci with the weaponized Bat virus they created and live stream it for a week so we can watch them deteriorate into oblivion.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

If so, they would beg for Ivermectin.

They know.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (hOMhY)

272 Her costume in Sweeney Todd probably oversold some assets, but I'm not afraid of admiring her in that dress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

A Room With a View, Howard's End, and Wings of the Dove. Also, she has never been afraid to look funky. I respect that about her. A real artist there.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (gJfTA)

273 WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.

Ladies, isn't that considered on backwards?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (OCTRt)


No, just trailer trash style.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (XxJt1)

274 I'll take Rachel Weisz over Geena Davis.

Or underneath her.

Or one of them on either side of me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (jOcSX)

275 Julia Roberts , Meryl Streep, Julia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elliot Page

More on the overrated actress looks list:

Uma Thurmond, Rene Russo, Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Uma Thurmond, Reece Witherspoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Uma Thurmond, Paris Hilton, Emma Stone, Uma Thurmond, Uma Thurmond

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

276 Don't give the Chinese ideas for CRISPR use, next will be Rats with Boobs and they won't look as good as Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (ipWZW)

277 Moon face, its like a perfect circle.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (k/TB6)

Cheese > butter.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (hOMhY)

278

Way more men got jobs in Hollywood by sucking dick than women ever did. See also " John Travolta ".

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (NlOTf)

279 But I think men who are not classically handsome get just as easily typecast, and out of leading roles, as women.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (qe5CM)

Adrien Brody, Tom Hanks, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman and many more but listing gets boring.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (2DOZq)

280 >OMG. A post just popped up on my Fb feed. Jill walking with Duchess Kate. Jill is wearing a white dress.



WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.



Ladies, isn't that considered on backwards?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (OCTRt)


Joe can't find the zipper in back. His dementia limits him to 2 dimensional comprehension of people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (sjdRT)

281 I'll take Rachel Weisz


You could have stopped there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

282 From rats to boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko

LOL... Bats to boobs
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)


A lot of bewbage today.
NTTAWWT

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (axyOa)

283 251 Level 4 bio gear still won't protect you from accidentally jabbing yourself with a sharp.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (ipWZW)

Or, more likely, they weren't in level 4 bio gear when they were working on the virus, they infected a "humanized mouse," someone handling the mouse took one of their gloves off with a bare hand, getting the virus on his hand, then he touched his mouth or eyes or whatever, and got infected.

That would be my guess. Something along those lines.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (UPoLF)

284 joe your getting it

Posted by: Doug at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (HMHlJ)

285
"Hobonix" sounds more like:
[ ] A new variety of EDM music
[ ] A literacy program for the homeless
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:05 PM (Jsjd7)

-------

Option C - Boob jobs for the homeless. HQ is never going to greenlight this thing if there's no tits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (pfqSb)

286
It'd be funny if someone photoshopped the head of the bat with camela harris' ugly niece.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (4rYv4)

287 >>Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:12 PM (icI8A)


Yo Broseidon -

Just finished setting up Back to the Future, Hotdoggin' and JP (Data East) in my shop!

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (3in2O)

288 Man, Chris really hates this Uma Thurmond broad. I wonder what he thinks of Uma Thurman?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (icI8A)

289 Joey dressed Jill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (ipWZW)

290 Moon face, its like a perfect circle.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (k/TB6)
++++
You have that's amazing. It's like a flower.

A cauli-flower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (Jsjd7)

291 I have heard that there are some guys in the movie business that have been known go give girls jobs for sex.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (GRWEX)

292 Or, more likely, they weren't in level 4 bio gear when they were working on the virus, they infected a "humanized mouse," someone handling the mouse took one of their gloves off with a bare hand, getting the virus on his hand, then he touched his mouth or eyes or whatever, and got infected.

That would be my guess. Something along those lines.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (UPoLF)


Yeah, let's go with that.

Posted by: Chinese guy walking out of the Monkey pens and zipping up... at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)

293 Thanks for that hard hitting expose on Demi Rose in the sidebar, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (csEWM)

294 It is a revolutionary approach to the problem that prevents getting off into the weeds of nuance and minutiae. Truly innovative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:13 PM (Jsjd7
ahh. I appreciate that. That was some important info there.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (gJfTA)

295 Uma Thurmond, Rene Russo, Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Uma Thurmond, Reece Witherspoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Uma Thurmond, Paris Hilton, Emma Stone, Uma Thurmond, Uma Thurmond
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)


Something tells me you're not a fan of Uma Thurmond.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (Ez6QX)

296 WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.

Please tell us you mean *up* the front. The zipper is up, right, unlike Joe's?

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (/2aWP)

297 Garrett: I enjoy the Data East JP - actually I like most of that era of Data East. Always wanted to pick up a Lethal Weapon 3.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (icI8A)

298 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

Good list but you must have had a mini stroke when you wrote JLH.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)

299 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!

She's kind of odd looking at time but she can be very pretty. Earth Girls Are Easy is a good example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
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She certainly is adorable in "Beetle Juice".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (WGara)

300 292 I have heard that there are some guys in the movie business that have been known go give girls jobs for sex.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (GRWEX)

NO?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (csEWM)

301 "In the Heights" played at the local theater (Olney) a coupe of years ago and it was nicely done. But even today West Side Story would flop in the movie theaters. Not enough CGI. It's kinda sad.

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (fMhOl)

302 Nuke plant near HK is leaking. It's partially owned by a French company who learned about the leak when advised by the Chinese that they (Chinese) were increasing allowed radiation levels. French are frantic to get it shut down. Lotsa panic right now.
==
We are witnessing a new military strategy by China. Incompetence attacks.

The loosed a bio weapon on the world and paid no price.

Now they will Nuke Hong Kong, and pay no price.


Guy who said "China is assho e" was correct.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (j4fep)

303 46 These are the same people who rinse bamboo chopsticks out in a puddle on a muddy street and stick them back in a can on the table to be used by the next customer. Who thinks they can run a high level containment lab? Show of hands?

Posted by: Drc at June 14, 2021 02:48 PM (vbaSG)

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Not fair -- they hired and paid a Hunter Biden $1 million per month (+ 10% for the Big Guy) to oversee sterilization.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (EbJSg)

304 She's kind of odd looking at time but she can be very pretty. Earth Girls Are Easy is a good example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor,



with makup, wardrobe, and lighting.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (GRWEX)

305 300 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!

She's kind of odd looking at time but she can be very pretty. Earth Girls Are Easy is a good example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
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She certainly is adorable in "Beetle Juice".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (WGara)

Long Kiss Goodnight she is also quite pretty. Would not say 'adorable'...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (csEWM)

306 302 "In the Heights" played at the local theater (Olney) a coupe of years ago and it was nicely done. But even today West Side Story would flop in the movie theaters. Not enough CGI. It's kinda sad.
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (fMhOl)

==========

The ads amounted to "Come see Hispanics dance and sing".

I mean...it's not exactly a great marketing strategy for a movie people are unfamiliar with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

307 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

308 I'd take Katherine Heigl for a day's destraction.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (axyOa)

309 NO?!
Posted by: A




indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (GRWEX)

310 280 But I think men who are not classically handsome get just as easily typecast, and out of leading roles, as women.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:11 PM (qe5CM)

Adrien Brody, Tom Hanks, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman and many more but listing gets boring.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM

Not saying that they don't get leading roles, just that they can be as easily relegated to supporting roles as women.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (qe5CM)

311 Man, Chris really hates this Uma Thurmond broad. I wonder what he thinks of Uma Thurman?
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:17 PM (icI8A)

We're starting a club.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (hOMhY)

312 262 Nuke plant near HK is leaking. It's partially owned by a French company who learned about the leak when advised by the Chinese that they (Chinese) were increasing allowed radiation levels. French are frantic to get it shut down. Lotsa panic right now.
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:14 PM (XxJt1)

I wonder if the Japanese will have a faux freak out about this, in retaliation for the Chinese faux freak out about Fukushima.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (UPoLF)

313 For example, this smokey-eyed brunette with a pretty smile, dimples and nice tits is a "1":
https://is.gd/RmpltO
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:15 PM (Jsjd7)
........

she appears to be pointing at me. I am not offended.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

314 I don't see how women could find Daniel Craig's screwed up face and beezer attractive but apparently they do. A lot of women thought Gerard Depardieu was hot before he bloated up into a land whale, which baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

315 Mila Kunis is pretty attractive, if you can look past both Ashton Kutcher and, lord help me, Macaulay Culkin having been in there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (yQpMk)

316 It's kind of jarring to jump into a thread late, and find it's gone from bat viruses to Geena Davis

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

317 "Good list but you must have had a mini stroke when you wrote JLH.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)"

She was a dime on Kids Incorporated!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (icI8A)

318 Hey now, Rene Russo looked really really good when she was getting backdoored on the stairs by that rich dude...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (NlOTf)

319 Julia Roberts , Meryl Streep, Julia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elliot Page

More on the overrated actress looks list:

Uma Thurmond, Rene Russo, Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Uma Thurmond, Reece Witherspoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Uma Thurmond, Paris Hilton, Emma Stone, Uma Thurmond, Uma Thurmond
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)


I'm convinced the average looking ones all slept with Harvey Weinstein. You know some people did, and that certainly explains how the average looking ones got jobs over really hot chicks.

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (FJYfm)

320 I was going to see if there is a body in the hot tub but I decided to just hit the start buttn every 20 minutes so that whatever is in there eventually boils away.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (GRWEX)

321 I like Geena Davis because in real.life i.would actually have a chance

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (ibsgE)

322 308 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)


Dog Day Afternoon was an amazing movie - probably the youngest I've seen him. I'm surprised that hasn't been remade, considering the reason he robbed the bank in the first place.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (U1eOr)

323 with makup, wardrobe, and lighting.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (GRWEX)


You could throw all the makeup, wardrobe, and lighting in the world at me and I still wouldn't look good. I am incredibly unphotogenic.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)

324 Japanese blow up nuke plant and blame Godzilla.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (ipWZW)

325 Good list but you must have had a mini stroke when you wrote JLH

Eyes up and look at her face. Not bad for a girl at the grocery store working the cash register. Not a stunning world-class beauty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

326 I'd take Katherine Heigl for a day's destraction.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (axyOa)

^^^^

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (hOMhY)

327 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

Not my call but wouldn't think he would be considered classically handsome.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (2DOZq)

328 Re the sidebar, I would want to tell Demi Rose of the waters of my home world. However, her presence would significantly alter blood flow patterns in my body, rendering me likely incapable of coherent speech. So....I'd make a good president then.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (sjdRT)

329 Yeah, but an actual accident in Hong Kong would be worse for the chinese than anyone else. Maybe trying to put pressure on the dissidents? Although I cannot imagine many are left after Covid gave them an excuse to liquidate a good number of people. Course, that kind of thing creates a vicious cycle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (csEWM)

330 327 I'd take Katherine Heigl for a day's destraction.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (axyOa)

^^^^
Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (hOMhY)

===========

"She's 'difficult' to work with."
-Hollywood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

331 The MFM is all a-giddy over Puddingbrain's trip indicating "America is back at the table" and "The era of Trump's America First is Dead."

fkin globalists.

(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (Bmy3R)

332 Jill is wearing a white dress.

WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.
.........

Easy access for when she meets Vlad.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

333
Male hobos (steerbos) go to Ace's A1 Alley-to-Table Steakhouse, of course. Female ones get bolt-ons. It's all part of Hobonix.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (pfqSb)

334 296 Uma Thurmond, Rene Russo, Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Uma Thurmond, Reece Witherspoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Uma Thurmond, Paris Hilton, Emma Stone, Uma Thurmond, Uma Thurmond
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

I'm going with overrated scrunts, Alex

for a thousand

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (8o8kf)

335 with makup, wardrobe, and lighting.

Cameraman, "can I pull the camera back?"

Lady in control booth, "how far?"

Cameraman, "Buffalo?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (ipWZW)

336 328 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

=========

No one can match the sexual charisma of a young Woody Allen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

337 with makup, wardrobe, and lighting.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (GRWEX)

You could throw all the makeup, wardrobe, and lighting in the world at me and I still wouldn't look good. I am incredibly unphotogenic.
Posted by: J



so you want me to agree with you here or disgree with you here, because if has that newly set trap scent.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (GRWEX)

338 Someday someon'es gonna have to explain to me why America shouldn't be first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (Bmy3R)

339 I got approved for five days off around the 4th of July weekend. any suggestions?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

340 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

---------------

Saw him in a documentary recently. The years have not been kind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (kTF2Z)

341 Uma Thurmond, Rene Russo, Susan Sarandon, Madonna,
Uma Thurmond, Reece Witherspoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Uma Thurmond,
Paris Hilton, Emma Stone, Uma Thurmond, Uma Thurmond

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah!

Posted by: D. Letterman at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (gJfTA)

342 OK Uma Thurman, then, if you insist on spelling her name right. But she was, at best, a 6 in her most amazing looking roles, and has turned hideous but still is treated as the most beautiful woman ever. If you shellack enough makeup on her she looks less like a middle aged man in a wig.

It was like having lurch be praised as a male model over and over again watching how the men were forced to act in Kill Bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

343 341 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

---------------

Saw him in a documentary recently. The years have not been kind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (kTF2Z)

============

"COCAINE!!!!!"
-Al Pacino

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

344 The ads amounted to "Come see Hispanics dance and sing".

I mean...it's not exactly a great marketing strategy for a movie people are unfamiliar with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

Someone needs to start a Twitter trend, where if you don't post your tix stub from seeing the woke film of the week, you lose woke creds. Kind of shocked Hollywood hasn't managed this.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (F9322)

345 WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.

Please tell us you mean *up* the front. The zipper is up, right, unlike Joe's?
Posted by: t-bird


Ladies dresses are worn with the zipper in back. At least that's ben my experience of always having to zip up the wife's dresses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (OCTRt)

346 Cameraman, "can I pull the camera back?"

Lady in control booth, "how far?"

Cameraman, "Buffalo?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (ipWZW)



Heh. Dustin Hoffman isn't attractive as a man OR woman.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

347 343 It was like having lurch be praised as a male model over and over again watching how the men were forced to act in Kill Bill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

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At what point in Kill Bill did anyone act like The Bride was the most beautiful woman in the world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

348 316 Mila Kunis is pretty attractive, if you can look past both Ashton Kutcher and, lord help me, Macaulay Culkin having been in there.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:20 PM (yQpMk)

I thought Culkin was the gay? The dude wears bunny ears- in public!

Or is he just massively fucked up by being a child star?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (csEWM)

349 >>Garrett: I enjoy the Data East JP - actually I like most of that era of Data East. Always wanted to pick up a Lethal Weapon 3.


Guy I am shopping the 2 DEs for just sold a super clean LW3.

Picked up 10 machines this weekend for him so I could get that Hotdoggin for a great deal.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (d5Lp1)

350 with makup, wardrobe, and lighting.

Cameraman, "can I pull the camera back?"

Lady in control booth, "how far?"

Cameraman, "Buffalo?"
Posted by: Ann



nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (GRWEX)

351 >I got approved for five days off around the 4th of July weekend. any suggestions?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (W2Pud)


Um, I know you're not new here....

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (sjdRT)

352 "The era of Trump's America First is Dead."

And that's something to celebrate?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Zmnko)

353 WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.

That's not the way Diamond Dave sang it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Bmy3R)

354 Nuke plant near HK is leaking. It's partially owned by a French company who learned about the leak when advised by the Chinese that they (Chinese) were increasing allowed radiation levels. French are frantic to get it shut down. Lotsa panic right now.
==
We are witnessing a new military strategy by China. Incompetence attacks.

The loosed a bio weapon on the world and paid no price.

Now they will Nuke Hong Kong, and pay no price.
---
Somebody should remind them we have actual incompetence running the show here, and they could wind up with either billions in free money, or a shower of neutron bombs. Could go either way.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (/Op03)

355 No one can match the sexual charisma of a young Woody Allen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)


I have read that Peter Sellers was a huge sex symbol back in the day. I do not know how.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (U1eOr)

356 328 I would imagine young Al Pacino was considered relatively handsome, if not quite a sex symbol.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (icI8A)

Not my call but wouldn't think he would be considered classically handsome.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM

Speaking of Pacino, another funny thing with the male sex symbol movie stars- so many of them are SO short!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (qe5CM)

357 Heh. Dustin Hoffman isn't attractive as a man OR woman.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
Not a day goes by that I am not thankful that I don't have that problem.

Posted by: Richard Levine at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (Jsjd7)

358 And that's something to celebrate?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Zmnko)

To them it is.

[types]
[deletes]

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (Bmy3R)

359 356 No one can match the sexual charisma of a young Woody Allen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)


I have read that Peter Sellers was a huge sex symbol back in the day. I do not know how.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (U1eOr)

=========

Women do seem to appreciate funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

360 Whatever scale you are using, Uma Thurmond is a 1.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (d5Lp1)

361 Saw him in a documentary recently. The years have not been kind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (kTF2Z)

Pacino was in "Jack and Jill", rapping about "Dunkaccinos". How lower can you go from that?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (a+Mub)

362 "She's 'difficult' to work with."
-Hollywood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

She'd be pudding in my hands.

Or vice versa.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (hOMhY)

363 I have never, ever in my life seen a front zip woman's skirt that wasn't done kind of kitschy denim affair with pockets like a skort or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (6FeV1)

364 330 Yeah, but an actual accident in Hong Kong would be worse for the chinese than anyone else. Maybe trying to put pressure on the dissidents? Although I cannot imagine many are left after Covid gave them an excuse to liquidate a good number of people. Course, that kind of thing creates a vicious cycle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:21 PM (csEWM)

The plant is somewhere in Guangdong province as far as I can tell. Which is the most populated province in China, and borders Hong Kong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (UPoLF)

365 I thought Rene Russo was pretty hawt back in her Major League days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

366

Mayor Bill de Blasio is following through on a promise he made last year to celebrate the city's health care heroes and essential workers with a ticker tape parade.

The event honoring New York City's "hometown heroes" will be held Wednesday, July 7 up the Canyon of Heroes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (63Dwl)

367 Long Kiss Goodnight she is also quite pretty. Would not say 'adorable'...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (csEWM)
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Charley Baltimore doesn't fir the "adorable" category.

Also: Geena made a realistic attempt to qualify for the women's team in Olympic archery. Came pretty close, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (WGara)

368 I got approved for five days off around the 4th of July weekend. any suggestions?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Get hammered?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (OCTRt)

369 At what point in Kill Bill did anyone act like The Bride was the most beautiful woman in the world?

Just about every time Tarantino could squeeze it into the script? Remember the pimp saying she'd be his top girl? It came up over and over again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

370 Listening to Uma Thurman on the theramin while eating the lobster thermidor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (csEWM)

371 Whatever scale you are using, Uma Thurmond is a 1.
Posted by: g


metric short tons

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (GRWEX)

372 366 I thought Rene Russo was pretty hawt back in her Major League days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

===========

The Thomas Crown Affair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

373 And that's something to celebrate?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:23 PM (Zmnko)
++++
If you're an America-hating, globalist, pinko stooge then yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

374
?!?!??!?! Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:04 PM (6FeV1)
Maureen O'Hara FTW

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (P4Pk9)

375 Link to nuke plant story...

https://tinyurl.com/tjjz7p92

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (XxJt1)

376 she appears to be pointing at me. I am not offended.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

Point back at her

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)

377 Women do seem to appreciate funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
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Jessica Rabbit sez "yes".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (WGara)

378 The event honoring New York City's "hometown heroes" will be held Wednesday, July 7 up the Canyon of Heroes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (63Dwl)

15 thousand elderly will not be attending

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (Zmnko)

379 I have never, ever in my life seen a front zip woman's skirt that wasn't done kind of kitschy denim affair with pockets like a skort or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


This is a white, one piece dress worn to meet world leaders.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (OCTRt)

380 I got approved for five days off around the 4th of July weekend. any suggestions?
Posted by: nurse ratched



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4q_MZ7CRvI

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (GRWEX)

381
women haz been also offering sex to get movie jobs

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (bTQ72)

382 Pris the Replicant was also in Kill Bill and still nicer looking. Plus nurse costume.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (ipWZW)

383 370 At what point in Kill Bill did anyone act like The Bride was the most beautiful woman in the world?

Just about every time Tarantino could squeeze it into the script? Remember the pimp saying she'd be his top girl? It came up over and over again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

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Nope.

If you remember, the girls in that brothel weren't all that pretty. It was a shit hole. That's far from "prettiest girl in the world".

I'm going to need another example.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

384
Maureen O'Hara FTW
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (P4Pk9)
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This.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (MVjcR)

385 Maureen O'Hara FTW

Or Natalie Wood

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)

386 372 Whatever scale you are using, Uma Thurmond is a 1.
Posted by: g


Furlongs

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (U1eOr)

387 332 The MFM is all a-giddy over Puddingbrain's trip indicating "America is back at the table" and "The era of Trump's America First is Dead."

fkin globalists.

(spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:22 PM (Bmy3R)

Haha, so America was previously on its own, as evidenced by...?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (KbCG3)

388 Renee Zellweger had a small window of attractiveness.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

389 Just makes me sick that that addled unelected usurping fking puddingbrained stooge is over there giving away the store.

While the MFM dances on the ashes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (Bmy3R)

390 Uma Thurman? Meh. People just liked the way her name rolled around in their mouth.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (XxJt1)

391 I thought Rene Russo was pretty hawt back in her Major League days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

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The Thomas Crown Affair.
Posted by: T


she was flat out fugly in that movie

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (GRWEX)

392 284 they infected a "humanized mouse,"
that's one that you occasionally have to take out to dinner and a movie, right?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (v3pYe)

393 The plant is somewhere in Guangdong province as far as I can tell. Which is the most populated province in China, and borders Hong Kong.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (UPoLF)

Wasn't there something I read about students going on strike because the party was going to merge their college with some trade schools? Where was that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:27 PM (csEWM)

394 373 366 I thought Rene Russo was pretty hawt back in her Major League days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (dfRN6)


her jawline is quasi deformed.

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (8o8kf)

395 I thought Rene Russo was pretty hawt back in her Major League days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (dfRN6)

Tin Cup too. and she was old, she is old. it is one thing to be hot at one point, but to be hot wen you are old is another level. Also, hat tip to Isabella Rossellini.

Posted by: D. Letterman at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (gJfTA)

396 Renee Zellweger had a small window of attractiveness.
Posted by: G



more of a doggie door

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (GRWEX)

397 Uma in The Producers, the accent saved her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (ipWZW)

398 Kill Bill kinda sucked balls.

That Jap chick was the only reason you could hope to maybe rub one out watching that film.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (byb7+)

399 If you're an America-hating, globalist, pinko stooge then yeah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

Hey man! That is 'pinko COMMIE stooge'! We have manners around here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (csEWM)

400 385
Maureen O'Hara FTW
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (P4Pk9)
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This.
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (MVjcR)

Just saw McLintock! for the first time the other night (was made wellll before my time).

Holy moly, the female cast in that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

401 women haz been also offering sex to get movie jobs
Posted by: w




sez who

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (GRWEX)

402 Kill Bill

The punching her way out of the coffin part was pretty cool.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (Bmy3R)

403 Link to nuke plant story...
https://tinyurl.com/tjjz7p92
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (XxJt1)
++++
Here's a wonderful example of piss-poor writing:
Problems at the plant were first alerted to the US intelligence back in May by French firm Framatome, according to documents sent to the Department of Energy (DoE).
On June 3, a follow-up memo identified the issue as a "fission gas leak" and urged the DoE to share intelligence that might help solve the issue.
After reportedly receiving no response, Framatome sent another memo on June 8 asking for their message to be reviewed.


Who failed to respond? The DoE or the Chinese or both? That's important. Based on the context, I suspect the answer is "The DoE" but it's unclear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

404 any pics of the biden falling asleep in meeting yet?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (bTQ72)

405
Darrel Hannah is a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (4rYv4)

406 Maureen O'Hara FTW

Or Natalie Wood
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)

Not a fan boy of hers but , Natalie Wood in This Property is Condemned is the sexiest actress role I've ever seen.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (2DOZq)

407 Pris the Replicant was also in Kill Bill and still nicer looking. Plus nurse costume.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (ipWZW)
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I never found Darryl Hannah particularly attractive until the eyepatch, the eyepatch really does it for me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (WGara)

408
Speaking of Pacino, another funny thing with the male sex symbol movie stars- so many of them are SO short!
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 03:24 PM (qe5CM)

I had an ex with some experience and she swore that short guys are well-hung

For the record, I'm NOT short

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (mR6Gs)

409 Whatever scale you are using, Uma Thurmond is a 1.
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Sure. And Gina Davis is okay too, but if I'm being honest, back in their prime, those two were kinda boney, and gangly. I like a girl with some butter on the buns. Compare those to ladies to Demi Rose. Its not really even close is it?

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (/Op03)

410
Renee Zellweger had a small window of attractiveness.

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Non-existent.

Posted by: Renee's Closeted Homosexual Ex-Husband Kenny Chesney, Whose Marriage Was Annulled Because He Couldn' at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (pfqSb)

411 Alexandra Daddario would be another amusing distraction.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (axyOa)

412 383 Pris the Replicant was also in Kill Bill and still nicer looking. Plus nurse costume.
surprised no one has invented pris' makeup applicator yet. in this modern day of tiny computers and inkjet printers, that could probably be worked up in a basement.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (v3pYe)

413 That Jap chick was the only reason you could hope to maybe rub one out watching that film.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (byb7+)



The Schoolgirl Assassin? Or Lucy Liu?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (yQpMk)

414 I just watched Rene Russo in In the Line of Fire with Clint Eastwood over the weekend. Yes, she was beautiful. I couldn't help but think if Pricilla Presley and Drew Barrymore had a kid, she would look like Rene Russo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)

415
Drew Barrymore looks like a bucket of arseholes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (4rYv4)

416 284 they infected a "humanized mouse,"
........

The one with the penis on his back?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

417 383 Pris the Replicant was also in Kill Bill and still nicer looking. Plus nurse costume.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:26 PM (ipWZW)

You thought hannah was attractive in Kill Bill? So much of that movie was repellant (while also good) and she was part of it.

Maybe it's because I do not have a pirate thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (csEWM)

418
Drew Barrymore looks like the back of my ballbag.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (4rYv4)

419 414 That Jap chick was the only reason you could hope to maybe rub one out watching that film.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (byb7+)


The Schoolgirl Assassin? Or Lucy Liu?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (yQpMk)

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Don't bring up O-ren's Chinese or American heritage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

420 The Maureen O'Hara thing continues to mystify me and I've seen her in a LOT of movies.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:30 PM (dfRN6)

421 I wouldn't date Uma after she dated Kenny Bania, though.

One of the better Family Guy cutaway jokes was being Uma Thurman's eye wrangler.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (icI8A)

422 O-ren Ishi nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (ipWZW)

423 409 I had an ex with some experience and she swore that short guys are well-hung
doubtless some sort of conservation of skin principle at work.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (v3pYe)

424 421 Geena Davis is quite possibly the most attractive actress who has ever been filmed!


This is a joke right?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (Zmnko)

425 Hey, is that your nuclear plant leaking over there?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (NlOTf)

426 399 Kill Bill kinda sucked balls.

That Jap chick was the only reason you could hope to maybe rub one out watching that film.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (byb7+)

Disagree for the Hattori Hanzo sword making scenes. Hell, it made me get the soundtrack for fucking Zamfir!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (csEWM)

427 Demi Rose. Its not really even close is it?
Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (/Op03)

Demi rose looks like a kid was dickin around with the sliders in a video game character creation menu.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

428 Or, more likely, they weren't in level 4 bio gear when they were working on the virus, they infected a "humanized mouse," ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 03:16 PM (UPoLF)
++++
I know my owners are down with the CCP, but I assure you that I had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (Jsjd7)

429 Yes, there was an inadvertent leak from the Wuhan laboratory. If we had an H-bomb inadvertently leak from a B-2 stealth bomber flying over Beijing it would be a similar regrettable incident. I'm sure we would apologize.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (g76BA)

430 That Jap chick was the only reason you could hope to maybe rub one out watching that film.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2021 03:28 PM (byb7+)

You mean the teenage school girl or the mob head? Because the mob head has uneven eyes . Bothers me.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (2DOZq)

431 Just saw McLintock! for the first time the other night (was made wellll before my time).

Holy moly, the female cast in that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

*fistbump* Damn right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:32 PM (csEWM)

432
Anyone remember that State Dept Shit who openly defied President Trump travel bans and deliberately imported infected foreigners into the USA on State Dept flights?

This was back in January/February 2020. Almost like he was trying to spread the plague.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:32 PM (4rYv4)

433 School girl yakuza, talk about some really really crazy uhh...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:32 PM (ipWZW)

434 Demi rose looks like a kid was dickin around with the sliders in a video game character creation menu.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:31 PM (6FeV1)



Holy shit. That is EXACTLY what she looks like.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)

435 I got approved for five days off around the 4th of July weekend. any suggestions?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Saint Augustine FL or Destjn, FL or Seaside FL or 30A beaches https://30a.com/map/

Posted by: Pleistocene Epoch DickRoot Sculptor at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (GWIPO)

436 435 School girl yakuza, talk about some really really crazy uhh...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:32 PM (ipWZW)

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Also kind of looks like an alien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

437 While we're on the subject of odd Hollywood types, can anyone explain Juliette Lewis?

Yikes.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (U1eOr)

438 Sleepy Joe answers a press question.

https://bit.ly/3gtkPm9

Razor. Sharp. Mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)

439 439 While we're on the subject of odd Hollywood types, can anyone explain Juliette Lewis?

Yikes.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (U1eOr)

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Child actress, so...you know...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

440 Not a fan boy of hers but , Natalie Wood in This Property is Condemned is the sexiest actress role I've ever seen.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (2DOZq)


so not acquainted with Hedy, huh ????

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (8o8kf)

441 Anyone remember that State Dept Shit who openly defied President Trump travel bans and deliberately imported infected foreigners into the USA on State Dept flights?

This was back in January/February 2020. Almost like he was trying to spread the plague.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 03:32 PM (4rYv4)



Forget all that. What do you think about Drew Barrymore?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)

442 Hunter Biden claimed baby mama Lunden Roberts was a basketball 'mentor' to his daughter Maisy and Sasha Obama after he was accused by security of sneaking her into his D.C. office after hours


unh hund, how many other dads have gotten their girls basketball coach pregnant?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (bTQ72)

443 Ok C5
That was funny

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (W2Pud)

444 I'm going to need another example.

Feel free to rewatch it and find all the times it comes up. Its a bit gratiutious

I like Drew Barrymore, she's not a stunning supermodel but she's cute and seems like someone you could easily approach and have fun with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

445 Natalie Wood in corset and such during a pie fight

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (ipWZW)

446 Forget all that. What do you think about Drew Barrymore?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
She was delectable in "E.T."

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

447 While we're on the subject of odd Hollywood types, can anyone explain Juliette Lewis?

Yikes.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (U1eOr)

Yeah I always wanted to ask Brad Pitt about that . Why Brad Why?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (2DOZq)

448 Ok C5
That was funny
Posted by: nurse r


Posted by: confederatefifth at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (GRWEX)

449 444 Hunter Biden claimed baby mama Lunden Roberts was a basketball 'mentor' to his daughter Maisy and Sasha Obama after he was accused by security of sneaking her into his D.C. office after hours

The woman he claims he can't even remember?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

450 so not acquainted with Hedy, huh ????
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (8o8kf)


That's HEDLEY!

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (U1eOr)

451 Sean Young was hot back in the day, but her crazy was off the charts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

452 nh hund, how many other dads have gotten their girls basketball coach pregnant?
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given the proclivity of girls basketball coaches, its a low number.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (k387+)

453 446 I'm going to need another example.

Feel free to rewatch it and find all the times it comes up. Its a bit gratiutious

I like Drew Barrymore, she's not a stunning supermodel but she's cute and seems like someone you could easily approach and have fun with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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You're asserting something exists. I'll need proof because I've seen the movie several times and at no time does anyone act like Uma is excessively beautiful.

Or do you disagree with me about the condition of the whorehouse in Mexico? Do you think those women were more beautiful than Uma and that's the basis of your critique?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

454 Also she is cute, but a very dirty girl that must be punished by me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (rB4m/)

455 No one was more hot than Ingrid in "For Whom the Bell Tolls"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (8o8kf)

456 Sleepy Joe answers a press question.

https://bit.ly/3gtkPm9

Razor. Sharp. Mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)

Why isn't he in a home playing Uno?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (cSyAR)

457 While we're on the subject of odd Hollywood types, can anyone explain Juliette Lewis?

Yeah I never really thought she was all that impressive as an actress or super pretty. I mean she was young cute, but like Fairuza Balk went out of her way to be weird and became really unattractive.

Kill Bill had maybe 90 minutes of decent film squeezed into 247 minutes. Some great songs in it though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

458 453 Sean Young was hot back in the day, but her crazy was off the charts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

Blade Runner is pretty much the only time I think she did much for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (csEWM)

459 Sean Young was hot back in the day, but her crazy was off the charts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)
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I seem to recall that she stalked James Woods for awhile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (WGara)

460 Why isn't he in a home playing Uno?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (cSyAR)

He can't count that high.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

461 Have we any idea of how many people have died of the not-vaxx?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (/XOcP)

462 Why isn't he in a home playing Uno?

Because Uno requires a bit of concentration. Being a puppet, not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (ipWZW)

463 Sean Young was hot back in the day, but her crazy was off the charts./i]

Yeah she was astonishingly beautiful but... the cute/crazy index broke with her. Off the charts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

464 Speaking of Old Hollywood, I just saw "Two Rode Together" for the first time last evening and it sucked donkey's balls. I'm astounded John Ford allowed his name to be put in the credits.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)

465 Culkin is actually really funny and seems to have a great perspective on his old life. He's probably the best case scenario for a child actor.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:38 PM (icI8A)

466 Sleepy Joe answers a press question.

https://bit.ly/3gtkPm9

Razor. Sharp. Mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)
.......

Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk.

*brain fart*

...the answer is blibbety blabbety

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

467 seem to recall that she stalked James Woods for awhile.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 03:37 PM (WGara)

James Woods is supposed to be in the Milton Berle Forest Tucker class .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:38 PM (2DOZq)

468 Have we any idea of how many people have died of the not-vaxx?
==
well, "any idea" is probably not seeking precision but the adverse events data is in the 6000 ball park last i heard.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:38 PM (k387+)

469 You mean the teenage school girl or the mob head? Because the mob head has uneven eyes . Bothers me.
Posted by: Just a side note


When she's face down, butt up you ain't exactly looking at her eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (OCTRt)

470 Fairuza Balk

Let's see, child actress did a Wizard of Oz movie. Also in The Craft, that's all I can think of.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (ipWZW)

471 Tom Cruise and Al Pacino get much taller when they stand on their wallets.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (icI8A)

472 Blade Runner is pretty much the only time I think she did much for me.

Watch the hilarious Fatal Instict, its a spoof of sexy thriller movies with Armand Assante (who, were I a lady, I'd have a yen for)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

473 I highly doubt Sundown could play a family board game without someone helping him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (cSyAR)

474 You don't want to show Sean Young the waters of your world?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (ipWZW)

475 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (khAeP)

476 Let's see, child actress did a Wizard of Oz movie. Also in The Craft, that's all I can think of.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (ipWZW)



American History X, and some Adam Sandler movie. That's all I got.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

477 I highly doubt Sundown could play a family board game without someone helping him.


"Look, fat, I am the house champion at Chutes and Ladders!"
--Joey Fingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

478 Sean Young was very good in the remake of A Kiss Before Dying.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (2DOZq)

479 Or do you disagree with me about the condition of the whorehouse in Mexico? Do you think those women were more beautiful than Uma and that's the basis of your critique?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

Obviously not. I think CRT is talking about the almost pornographic... focus(?) Tarantino has or had in that movie at least on The Bride- while at the same time degrading her. It is a weird thing and I am not sure we need to delve too far into the psychology there.

There are shades of that in Jackie Brown as well- although he does not do the degradation there with Pam Grier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (csEWM)

480 440. Earpiece

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (HCeRP)

481 Nood - Who Shit My Pants?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (k/TB6)

482

whenever I feel like my life is booring and without purpose I just tell my wife to 'relax' about it

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (bTQ72)

483 Watch the hilarious Fatal Instict, its a spoof of sexy thriller movies with Armand Assante (who, were I a lady, I'd have a yen for)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)



LOVE that movie

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

484 When she's face down, butt up you ain't exactly looking at her eyes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (OCTRt)


"The easiest way would be for you to lie face down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5RgN6hQE0

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 03:41 PM (U1eOr)

485 I highly doubt Sundown could play a family board game without someone helping him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Chutes and Ladders would be beyond him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 03:41 PM (d9FiS)

486 Sleepy Joe answers a press question.



https://bit.ly/3gtkPm9



Razor. Sharp. Mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)

That wasn't a pause it was a termination of brain function and a full reboot of the operating system.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

487 346 WITH THE ZIPPER RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT.



Ladies dresses are worn with the zipper in back. At least that's ben
my experience of always having to zip up the wife's dresses.

so... the "trump has his pants on backwards thing" was an op to provide plausible deniability to dr. jill?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 03:41 PM (v3pYe)

488 I highly doubt Sundown could play a family board game without someone helping him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Chutes and Ladders would be beyond him.
==
candyland is right out.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 03:42 PM (k387+)

489
Everyone in H'wood is nuts. I think I feel the sorriest for the straight male actors. Everyone you see on a screen had to blow an old man to get there, so I figure they have it the worst.

Just an idle thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 03:43 PM (pfqSb)

490 475 I highly doubt Sundown could play a family board game without someone helping him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 03:39 PM (cSyAR)

"No, Joey, you can't be the cat. There is no cat. Put that house down, we don't need it yet. Stop trying to deal the cards from the deck, they stay in the center of the board. Put that house down. Why is your wallet out? It's fake money, Joey. Now, here's the dice.... DAMMIT JOEY you spit that house out right now!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

491 Movies you've probably seen Fairuza Balk in:

Return to Oz
Valmont
Gas Food Lodging
The Craft
Things to do in Denver When You're Dead
American History X
The Island of Dr Moreau
The Waterboy
Almost Famous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

492 Obviously not. I think CRT is talking about the almost pornographic... focus(?) Tarantino has or had in that movie at least on The Bride- while at the same time degrading her.

Several times men comment on how beautiful she is as well, in addition to the pimp. When she looks like a somewhat haggard dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

493 Straight white male actors will be gone soon

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2021 03:45 PM (Cxk7w)

494 Chinese can't jump snowmobiles over swimming pools, so they make world ending diseases. They're just bored.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 03:51 PM (r4sI4)

495 Not a fan boy of hers but , Natalie Wood in This Property is Condemned is the sexiest actress role I've ever seen.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 03:29 PM (2DOZq)


I'll second that notion. Very underrated film.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2021 03:52 PM (XxJt1)

496 The cocksucking ADL just called and said "bats" and "labs" and "Wuhan" are now all racist dog whistles and twitter needs to ban the use of these words.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Fuck em. What race is "labs"?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)

Labrador retrievers hardest hit - owners now all racists.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2021 04:17 PM (eoQWY)

497 Oh--you meant THOSE bats?

Why didn't you say so?

Posted by: Dr. Peter Daszak, Asst. Dir., Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patented Medicine Emporium at June 14, 2021 04:38 PM (Ndje9)

498 This conspiracy is now a fact.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 14, 2021 05:26 PM (8Ze5j)

499 Bats I dont see any bats. Not even a smidgen. OH Those Bats. Nope cant see from my house. So, you know, come on man.

Posted by: Ray Mota at June 15, 2021 11:09 AM (AVxHd)

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