Quick Hits 2: Catching Up After the Weekend Edition

Sorry to just drop another Quick Hits -- but there are a lot of smaller stories I want to at least note.

Birding -- bird-spotting -- must now "grapple with its racist roots" because birders of an earlier era held views which are no longer acceptable in our Woke Epoch.

"Charlotte" Clymer, transexual extremist bully and Media Matters deplatformer, praises the LGBT progressivism of... Iran.



White supremacy run amok:

Maggie Haberman keeps posting her W's online:


YouTube bans an interview by Brett Weinstein, a professor of biology, with a scientist over the efficacy of Ivermectin, because their lass act of total censorship -- blocking any mention of the lab leak theory fact so as to help defeat Trump -- worked out so well for science and for the world.


It's almost as if #Cancellation and deplatforming are only for one group of people:


Tater and "former conservative journalist" turncoat -- and Top Deplatformer in CNN's Censorship Promotion Unit -- Oliver Darcy find fault with "MAGA media" for... discussing actual political issues of real importance, rather than attacking the enemy president 24 hours per day, as they did.


Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM




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1 nd!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (Agr8U)

2 duh

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Kwe7a)

3 yikes.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (U1eOr)

4 I feel very centered suddenly

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (U1eOr)

5 In case I got willowed on last thread:
Regarding David French and the Mom who is a talented voice-over coach -- Sorry, don't have the time to find the comment again -- thinking he has a woman's voice: there are many transgender celebrities, famous people, politicians. They hide in plain sight, and they are Baphomet/duality worshippers.

The Mom was probably not looking at French while it talked, thus her mind knew the truth. If she had been looking at him, she would have been deceived. Open your Mind to the Truth; many teachers on You Tube.

Look at Schumer's 'wife'. Could not be more plain. Ditto for Gates. Find the video of his girly shriek when a milk shake was thrown on her in the 90s. We indeed fight not against men, but against evil.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (QgFHh)

6 not first

Also, I don't understand the centered jokes all around this comment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

8 But, I read the content, from center, first.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Ace, showing he's a centrist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

10 I fail to see the justification.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Trump had covid.

Why would he need the vaccine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

12 No way this formatting keeps up. The center cannot hold!

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (U1eOr)

13 Ace, is this something? Documents showing Big Tech is censoring people at the request of US and state governments.

https://tinyurl.com/yfmdzz3v

Posted by: abbynormal at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Dse6M)

14 That's no meteor. It is Blofeld's rocket's 1st stage landing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (AiZBA)

15 I shall continue to shamelessly. Put out I bird seed.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (UnQlg)

16 Do that HTML stuff.

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Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (u82oZ)

17 Maggie Haberman is a dimwit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Jsjd7)

18 Willowed math comment:

If you add two evens together, you get an even.

And if you add two odds together - you get an even.

Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?


Add two even numbers together and you get an even number. All odd numbers are even plus one. Subtract the one from each odd number and you have two even numbers + 2 left over.

So adding the two even numbers as stated before gets an even number, then add in the two, which is even, results in an even number.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (YYlyE)

19 Effing autocucumber

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (UnQlg)

20 [iA meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi
No way this is a coincidence. It's the beginning of the lizard people uprising.

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (v16oJ)

21 Now, it's justified.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

22 We've heard back and our team confirmed that your video violates our medical misinformation policies regarding COVID-19 for promoting Ivermectin as an effective treatment. More info here: ...
--- TeamYouTube (@TeamYouTube) June 12, 2021

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Ah. YouTube as ultimate arbiter of acceptable statements and the final gatekeeper of truth. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

23 Mini SMOD

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (v0R5T)

24 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

Which superhero/supervillain origin story is this?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (YYlyE)

25 I slipped and fell. It was a million to one shot, doc.

Posted by: Mount Merapi at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (v16oJ)

26 Hey all. been WAAAAY too long. I don't post lately but lurk here and there. I hope the horde is well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (gfaKr)

27 Nickelodeon's spooky communist "pride" thing is spooky and communist. I can't imagine letting a kid actually watch that channel. Or maybe any TV channel. Commie perverts who are likely pedophiles should be avoided by children.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)

28 The whole legacy media is built on dumb avoidable cool kids' tweets. Except for brevity they're called "lies".

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sSiC8)

29 pep

I for one welcome the Lizard people attack.

Good fields of fire and just me and my cordless hole punchers.

But may I suggest they leave Indonesia and head to china first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (u82oZ)

30 I recently deleted all of my Virus related bookmarks... that is how boring all of this shit has become.... Game Over, Man, Game Over!

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (6Je/Q)

31 24 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Open Borders Lady from last thread at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (U1eOr)

32 Hole in one. Someone's below par.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (RlhGd)

33 Minnfidel!!!


Good to see your comments. Got any stories?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM (u82oZ)

34 Charlotte Clymer...did it used to be Adam?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM (AwYPR)

35 Notable. The former president, who wants credit for the vaccines developed during his presidency, has declined to take such a step.

President Trump contracted the 'ro and recovered from it dumbass.

Antibodies...it's #Science!

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM (DJFLF)

36 Hey all. been WAAAAY too long. I don't post lately but lurk here and there. I hope the horde is well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (gfaKr)


The way to avoid that is to not leave for long periods of time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Ah. YouTube as ultimate arbiter of acceptable statements and the final gatekeeper of truth. What a time to be alive. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

Don't know which Section 230 litigators need to hear this, but

THEY ARE NOW PUBLISHERS AND THUS LIABLE FOR THEIR CENSORSHIP.

{turns off Caps Lock}

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (Agr8U)

38 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (a+Mub)

39 banana Dream

Scalzi in his Old Man's War series makes meteor attacks a Terran specialty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

40 23 Mini SMOD
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (v0R5T)


A portent of bigger and better things to come??


YASSSS SLAY SMOD!!!!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)

41 Meteor rape.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (UuD2k)

42 17 Maggie Haberman is a dimwit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Jsjd7)

That's insulting to actual dimwits.

Mags is malicious and/or stupid.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (a+Mub)

43 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

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This never happened when Trump was president!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (d9FiS)

44 Nickel-fucking-odeon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (II3Gr)

45 Why are drag queens viewed as "kid friendly"?

Hey, we want to expose kids to the LGBTQ community. Get a drag queen to talk to them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (hcb9g)

46 38 You forgot Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (I58tH)

47 Not thinking that's a meteor. They usually don't strike at 90 degree angles.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (OCTRt)

48 I watched a pretty good movie yesterday, The Bravados. Just two things. 1) If you're a stickler for geographical details you might be annoyed. 2) It's an anti-McCarthy parable. At the end, a priests tells Gregory Peck that at least he didn't excuse himself by saying blah, blah, blah and I was thinking blah, blah, blah is exactly right! Two good things, Joan Collins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (d9FiS)

49 I have 14 chickens, I have never kissed any of them (no, really, I swear). And I've never seen one get stuck in a corner.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

50 BabylonBee: Republicans Propose Vaccination-By-Mail Program

From the same folks who brought you the Bluetooth garden hose.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

51 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

Which superhero/supervillain origin story is this?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (YYlyE)



ISTR something about volcanos and aliens as the basis of Scientology.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

52 Ooohh, quick hits are the best!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (s33iD)

53 Nickel-fucking-odeon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (II3Gr)


I'm glad my daughter was young before all this woke shit so she isn't being indoctrinated by TV......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Minnfidel!!!


Good to see your comments. Got any stories?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM

Good to see you too! Just a few summer cabin projects that are kicking my ass and wallet respectively. Summer became summer fast. M# weeks ago had scattered snow flakes and now 90 degrees. Been dealing with some health stuff while I look at piles of overpriced lumber. I built a log cabin, i should have just cut the shit down on my own and dried it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (gfaKr)

55 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

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I don't believe burial expenses count as medical care there, toots.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (mxrJQ)

56 Hole in one. Someone's below par.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (RlhGd)
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This leggy, busty, blonde is *way* better than par:
https://is.gd/E03QbX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

57 11 Trump had covid.

Why would he need the vaccine?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)


You're angling for a #CancelCampaign over there, buddy. NO ACTUAL SCIENCE is allowed in the Temple of the VAccine Church!!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (DJFLF)

58 meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

And that is how Kamala became Vice President.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (hcb9g)

59 I for one welcome the Lizard people attack.

Good fields of fire and just me and my cordless hole punchers.

But may I suggest they leave Indonesia and head to china first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (u82oZ)


My cordless hole puncher is gas operated. No battery needed!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (axyOa)

60 Don't know which Section 230 litigators need to hear this, but

THEY ARE NOW PUBLISHERS AND THUS LIABLE FOR THEIR CENSORSHIP.

{turns off Caps Lock}
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (Agr8U)
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It doesn't matter. There is no law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

61 Nickel-fucking-odeon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (II3Gr)



AND it's got a BLM logo. Doubly awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

62 My last comments as the meteor hit the volcano.......All my guns.....NO!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:32 PM (gfaKr)

63 So the meteor hitting inside a vulcano caused the thread centering. And the only way to fix it was to go back in time and adjust the meteor's trajectory so that it never hit the volcano, ace never showed it in the thread, and everything could be justified left.

OK

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:32 PM (RlhGd)

64 Cat Ass Trophy

I'll talk to a drag queen in a public library with impressionable kids.

Male bonding with a 4 x 6.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:32 PM (u82oZ)

65 The way to avoid that is to not leave for long periods of time.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:33 PM (gfaKr)

66 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a Vengeance.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM


Also, Dr. Stangelove and Stalag 17.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 14, 2021 12:33 PM (aViol)

67 It's one thing to censor conflicting opinions on politics. It's another thing to censor science.

Do these panels have 20-40 year career doctors on them so as to judge which tweet is false or true?

Who accredited them as being qualified?

Something must be done about FB and twitter. It's bad enough that the media can lie and spread the lies. It's another thing when they can silence facts or discussion about whether something is a fact or not which is the aim of science.

This cannot last long as a people cannot ingest and claim falsehoods forever and for everything. Eventually the imbalance gets too large and the person or group will disintegrate.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:33 PM (gHWbw)

68 42 17 Maggie Haberman is a dimwit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Jsjd7)

That's insulting to actual dimwits.

Mags is malicious and/or stupid.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (a+Mub)

I'd go with malicious.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

69 Looks like a lot of fat ugly men are staring to transition, more and more..... would make an interesting study.

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (6Je/Q)

70 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.


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I don't believe burial expenses count as medical care there, toots.

How much can a spatula and a ziplock bag cost?

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (v16oJ)

71 "meteor recently fell into the most active volcano"


that was a UFO .. the mole people come and go from underground to space via the volcano system. Report coming soon ... (so stop the recounts, the aliens will take control soon)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

72 VMA 211, the Wake Island Avengers, were also known far and wide as the Chicken Fuckers. See tail code, Charlie Foxtrot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (I58tH)

73 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi


What? Did they run out of virgins?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (axyOa)

74 Mags is malicious and/or stupid.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (a+Mub)
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Power of and, Thrawn. Power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (Jsjd7)

75 11 Trump had covid.
Why would he need the vaccine?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

Because they want to claim that the immune response from actually having the virus doesn't protect you like the immune response from their artificial virus shot does. Because reasons.

I know grammie says her son has contracted it twice but that does seem awfully rare and why should the body's response to the shot actually last longer than the body's response to the virus itself.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (ieBS8)

76 Haberman: The former president, who *wants* credit for the vaccine developed during his presidency...


He DESERVES credit, Maggie, whether you *want* to give it to him or not.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (U1eOr)

77 Can we just get a list of things that aren't racist? Seems like it would be a lot easier and quicker than the endless add-ons.

Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (MxEKc)

78 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

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They also pay for teach gays to fly like Superman!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:35 PM (d9FiS)

79 I'm glad my daughter was young before all this woke shit so she isn't being indoctrinated by TV......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

If you're letting TV raise your kid and not controlling what they watch, that's the problem.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 12:35 PM (EpDzw)

80 46 38 You forgot Dr. Strangelove.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (I58tH)

Yes, you're right. And also apparently Stalag 17 (#66), which I have never seen.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:35 PM (a+Mub)

81 Can we just get a list of things that aren't racist? Seems like it would be a lot easier and quicker than the endless add-ons.
Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (MxEKc)
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This easy. Here's the list of things that aren't racist:
- Things that white people don't generally like.

Here's the list of things that are racist:
- Things that white people generally like.

Here's the list of things that are contextually racist:
- Anything any particular white person likes, in the context of that particular white person.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (Jsjd7)

82 I was surprised to learn that Fauci is married to a woman, until I saw a photo of the two of them. She's a Rosie O'Donnell look-alike.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (IEhxE)

83 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

Good shot, Mr. Big Guy. How much did you win from Stan on that hole?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (HaL55)

84 It doesn't matter. There is no law.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

What we need is an Augusto Francisco Cincinnatus Dredd.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (II3Gr)

85 So I clicked through and read googles rules on covid "misinformation."

And a good ... quarter of the things they cite as "misinformation" are demonstrably true. Or at least, in their "weaker forms." For example, they say you cannot say "covid doesn't spread in warmer climates." What if I said "all available evidence and centuries of experience show that coronaviruses don't tend to spread nearly as much when it is warmer out, which is why flu season is in the colder months."

Is that "misinformation" that has to be censored?

Plus HCQ and other drugs being mentioned as potential treatments ... the jury is still fucking out on those. Some scientists say "probably doesn't help" some say "absolutely helps," and we don't have any peer reviewed double blind studies one way or another. So how can Google make a definitive statement on the issue? To the point where they remove anyone from YouTube who even suggests those drugs could potentially help?

Unbelievable. We thought working so closely with China would make them a more open society, instead it is turning our internet in to something closer to the internet in China.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (UPoLF)

86 Why does retarded potato Tater have a job?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (cSyAR)

87 If you add two evens together, you get an even.
And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?


Two evens: 2m+2n = 2(m+n); even
Two odds: (2m+1) +(2n+1) = 2(m+n)+2; even

Posted by: Chuck C at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (aViol)

88 Did you see how the volcano was dressed?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (sSiC8)

89 Is castration considered full "gender affirming" surgery if you don't also get the fake vagina created at the same time? Although I guess the lucky Iranians who qualify for that procedure could just go home and hack a hole into themselves, after their castration wounds heal.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (k4dH2)

90 82 I was surprised to learn that Fauci is married to a woman, until I saw a photo of the two of them. She's a Rosie O'Donnell look-alike.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM (IEhxE)


The Female spider is ALWAYS larger.

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (6Je/Q)

91 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I admire how your comments tie the jpg to the thread. Alas, I simply wonder if her grandmother is widowed.

Do you and kbdabear share browser protection advice?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (u82oZ)

92 I know grammie says her son has contracted it twice but that does seem awfully rare and why should the body's response to the shot actually last longer than the body's response to the virus itself.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (ieBS

If you are catching it multiple times, the shot isn't going to help you anyways. I have a niece with immune system problems who got the shot. It made her sick for about a week. Result, no antibodies.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (EpDzw)

93 That meteor into the volcano was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (sSiC8)

94 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a Vengeance.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (a+Mub)
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Now do "Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ye".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (WGara)

95 >>>I can't imagine letting a kid actually watch that channel. Or maybe any TV channel. Commie perverts who are likely pedophiles should be avoided by children.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)
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I can imagine busting my chops pre-screening and then enrolling my child into an anti-sjw, pro literacy, private or parochial school.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (lEfwZ)

96 Maybe the Republican criticism of Fauci looks huge because it's the only criticism of a hero of the left that the Facebook overlords have allowed to be discussed.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

97 It almost appears that the media are demonically malevolent.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (cSyAR)

98 I was doing my Vampire sSumber thing when "posting their Ls" became a thing. What does it mean? Is it a sailing term for whale hunting Schooners ? Or is that thing Cleo did to Mark Anthony as foreplay?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (83lwH)

99 And by disintegrate I don't mean fly apart into pieces.

I mean dis integrate. Humans are an integration of a number of mental thoughts, learned facts, learned falsehoods and speculation. (there's more that's enough) When those thoughts become so contrary to each other the integration fails and what's called a nervous breakdown occurs.

And I believe many are suffering that these days. What will be worse is when a large number dis-integrate at the same time.

It will not be a fun time.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (gHWbw)

100 If you're letting TV raise your kid and not controlling what they watch, that's the problem.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 12:35 PM (EpDzw)

Unless you're home schooling your kids in an off the grid cabin in Montana miles away from anyone else, it's kind of hard to hide the cultural zeitgeist from them completely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (UPoLF)

101 >>> That meteor into the volcano was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (sSiC


Well, using your analogy, much bigger hot dogs make their own hallway.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (RlhGd)

102 Minnfidel

Have a wonderful week, and may projects be completed! Thanks for stopping by with an update.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (u82oZ)

103 If there is disagreement on the evidence discussion is required.

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Dude, the '80s called -- they want their rational political and other sciences back.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:39 PM (mxrJQ)

104 Technically speaking, we Blor-Utarians are not the Lizard People.

But we have a similar look.

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 14, 2021 12:39 PM (xxG/v)

105 80 Thrawn, if you watch Stalag 17, you will appreciate J.J. Sefton's thread in the AM

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:39 PM (I58tH)

106 Biden's babbling sticks like gum to your shoes, his nose to a young woman's hair, or oatmeal to his chin.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 12:39 PM (ZSrej)

107 55 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

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I don't believe burial expenses count as medical care there, toots.
Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:30 PM (mxrJQ)
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If abortion is healthcare, then why not burial expenses?

Executions could be considered healthcare, too.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 12:40 PM (xqRaG)

108 Alas, I simply wonder if her grandmother is widowed.
...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
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A three way?
yells upstairs
Ma, are you awake?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:40 PM (lEfwZ)

109 Yeah, Haberman seems to really go out of her way to be wrong and stupid in her work. Shockingly so, and almost continually. Yet she still gets work, keeps doing it, and is considered a good journalist in the business.

Its like having a guy at the factor sorting bad cans out of the line who continually skips the bad cans and sorts out perfectly good ones.... getting promotions and telling everyone else how bad they are at their job with complete self confidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

110 *does Forrest Gump wave at Minnfidel*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (HaL55)

111 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (83lwH)

It's a sports metaphor. "L's" are losses, "W"'s are "wins."

It's been used forever in videogames, and video game youtube channels started "posting their L's" (aka: posting videos of them losing in the game) and, well, here we are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (UPoLF)

112 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

I am baffled where she got this bizarre theory from. Iran state propaganda?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

113 Braenyard

I can handle that. After 89, women slow down. Leaving more time for the daughter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:42 PM (u82oZ)

114 One can't hide a child from the cultural zeitgeist but he can provide the child ample alternatives and associations.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:42 PM (lEfwZ)

115 77 Can we just get a list of things that aren't racist? Seems like it would be a lot easier and quicker than the endless add-ons.
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1. Lawn jockeys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

116 Regarding the 'racist' birding 'reporting' from the NYT, it doesn't extend to just the birders.

The Audubon Society's own Magazine started the process of distancing themselves from their own founder last year. John James Audubon's and family bought and sold slaves, he generally dismissed the abolitionist movement, and had fairly racist views which were definitely common for a man of his time - even though the anti-slavery movement was quite prominent during much of his lifetime.

We'll see how long it takes for the Society to change its name.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 12:42 PM (mdjgu)

117 So the meteor hitting inside a vulcano caused the thread centering. And the only way to fix it was to go back in time and adjust the meteor's trajectory so that it never hit the volcano, ace never showed it in the thread, and everything could be justified left.

But doing this created side pocket universes and this multiverse can only be made right by a special agency run by all powerful space lizards using Loki as a special agent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

118 45 Why are drag queens viewed as "kid friendly"?

The kids will see them as clowns I guess.

Posted by: geoffb at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (r//c2)

119 Technically speaking, we Blor-Utarians are not the Lizard People.

But we have a similar look.
Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 14, 2021 12:39 PM (xxG/v)

Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)

120 thanks TeamYouTube, you have fortified my decision to never take the fucking vaccine.

Posted by: x at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (oA+QO)

121 >>> I am baffled where she got this bizarre theory from. Iran state propaganda?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)


They also teach people how to fly. For a short time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (RlhGd)

122 Puking Dogs was my favorite

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (gHWbw)

123 Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

Detached from reality is no way to go through life, toots. Maybe we can fund a trip to Iran for her. A one way trip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (u82oZ)

124 A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

Honest, Doc, I was taking a shower and...

Posted by: Mt. Merapi at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (3fR4G)

125 Minnfidel

Have a wonderful week, and may projects be completed! Thanks for stopping by with an update.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM

Good to see you! Just picked a crap year with building materials cost.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (gfaKr)

126 Why are drag queens viewed as "kid friendly"? ...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (hcb9g)
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Because the people who push that line are intensely interested in grooming children.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (Jsjd7)

127 What would be a darker age? One where everything was allowed to be said and believed? Or one where only certain things were allowed to be said and believed?

Your answer to this question defines how much of a leftist you are. And if you're a leftist your answer is STILL dependent on what would and would not be allowed.

That said I'm all for banning the fuck out of communism because commies knowingly use their rights to stifle and destroy the rights of everyone else.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (sSiC8)

128 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)
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Sol-3

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (WGara)

129 Unless you're home schooling your kids in an off the grid cabin in Montana miles away from anyone else, it's kind of hard to hide the cultural zeitgeist from them completely.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (UPoLF)

I didn't say hide them. But, you can control your own home which actually goes a long way. Only a fool puts their kids in public school today.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (EpDzw)

130 Dear Penthouse Forum, there I was....

Posted by: The Volcano at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (sSiC8)

131 I was confused at first.

When Haberman referred to "the former president," I thought she meant Obama.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (Vgw1E)

132 115 77 Can we just get a list of things that aren't racist? Seems like it would be a lot easier and quicker than the endless add-ons.
---
1. Lawn jockeys.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

I just my lawn sprayed for those. They're surprisingly resilient.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

133 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?
Posted by: Diogenes


3rd Rock From The Sun

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (OCTRt)

134 The kids will see them as clowns I guess.

That is my speculation as well. Its how I would have as a kid: funny makeup, bizarre behavior, claiming nonsense. Reading me a kids book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

135 Funny 'cause it's true

https://bit.ly/3gnc7pp

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (yQpMk)

136 116 Audubon also had a novel way of keeping the birds still as he painted them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (I58tH)

137 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)

We do. We just don't use it. The other xenophonts do tho.

We're Solaris-3

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (gHWbw)

138 I am baffled where she got this bizarre theory from. Iran state propaganda?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)


They also teach people how to fly. For a short time.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (RlhGd)

Learning to land is covered in the second lesson.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (axyOa)

139 Diogenes

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Sol-3 aka Gaia at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (u82oZ)

140 " If you add two evens together, you get an even.
And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

Two evens: 2m+2n = 2(m+n); even
Two odds: (2m+1) +(2n+1) = 2(m+n)+2; even"


Yeah but why?

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (Tnijr)

141 I Ttthought I saw a Tweety Bird.

Posted by: Sylvester at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (gmo/4)

142 From the last thread, but can you imagine how glorious it was to watch Hogg scream like a little girl when that locust landed on him?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (oWBc3)

143 does Forrest Gump wave at Minnfidel*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM

Waves back, that's my boat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (gfaKr)

144 58 meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

And that is how Kamala became Vice President.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (hcb9g)

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Nice double entendre ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (nZ33n)

145
See, that Nickelodeon thing tears it. I've been mulling over an idea, and now I'm going to do it. At some point in the next couple years, before V is ready to really watch any TV, I'm going to replace my only smart tv with a dumb tv, and use external Roku boxes, that I remove whenever I leave the home.

Aside from that, I'll have a blu-ray player, with discs I curate. It may or may not be too late for the older two (though we keep a pretty close eye on what they're watching), but I simply can't allow V to be exposed to this degenerate filth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (vpYjV)

146 Diogenes

Survivors get a second take-off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (u82oZ)

147 112 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

I am baffled where she got this bizarre theory from. Iran state propaganda?
_____

Probably got it where leftists get most of their information: pulled it out of her ass.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (k4dH2)

148 Your answer to this question defines how much of a leftist you are. And if you're a leftist your answer is STILL dependent on what would and would not be allowed.

I miss the days when the left was always going on about peace and ending war and how violence is bad. Now they all think they are holy warriors against evil nazis in an unending video game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

149 If you add two evens together, you get an even.
And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

Two evens: 2m+2n = 2(m+n); even
Two odds: (2m+1) +(2n+1) = 2(m+n)+2; even
Posted by: Chuck C at June 14, 2021 12:36 PM


That looks suspiciously like math.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (m+jkK)

150 Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:40 PM (lEfwZ)


Nice callback to the Saturday Night Joke!

Posted by: pookysgirl, still arguing with her transistorized tormentor at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (XKZwp)

151 140 " If you add two evens together, you get an even.
And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

Two evens: 2m+2n = 2(m+n); even
Two odds: (2m+1) +(2n+1) = 2(m+n)+2; even"


Yeah but why?
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (Tnijr)

The math is settled, racist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

152 Thanks Harry.

"Yeah, Haberman seems to really go out of her way to be wrong and stupid in her work. Shockingly so, and almost continually. Yet she still gets work, keeps doing it, and is considered a good journalist in the business."

I'm beginning to think it's a fetish: "Yah I just posted that 2 +2 CAN equal 5. I'm SO embarrassed and publicly humiliated now! What a rush!"

I just wish they would keep their pervys in the bedroom where it belongs, instead of inflicting it on the rest of us.

Which reminds me - I've gone almost an entire week now without having Ed Dricsoll rub my nose in Treacher Filth. I think my hair is growing back. Yay.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (83lwH)

153 Happy Birthday President Trump

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (VmWzL)

154 145
See, that Nickelodeon thing tears it. I've been mulling over an idea, and now I'm going to do it. At some point in the next couple years, before V is ready to really watch any TV, I'm going to replace my only smart tv with a dumb tv, and use external Roku boxes, that I remove whenever I leave the home.

Aside from that, I'll have a blu-ray player, with discs I curate. It may or may not be too late for the older two (though we keep a pretty close eye on what they're watching), but I simply can't allow V to be exposed to this degenerate filth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:46 PM (vpYjV)


Do you, will you, Home School?

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (6Je/Q)

155 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?

So you can call them on the telephone.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (8eSmR)

156 Audubon also had a novel way of keeping the birds still as he painted them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM (I58tH)

Didn't he kill them and then stuff them? I understand that when that was revealed a whole lot of people were outraged n stuff.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (gHWbw)

157 What's the deal with Tater's Fox Derangement Syndrome. It seems pathetic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)

158 149 If you add two evens together, you get an even.
And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

Two evens: 2m+2n = 2(m+n); even
Two odds: (2m+1) +(2n+1) = 2(m+n)+2; even
Posted by: Chuck C

That looks suspiciously like math.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Oddly enough, it does.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (Rvt88)

159 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)
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Because it's ours. Look at what encapsulates it: the universe. It's our home realm, and belongs to us, it is all that is and we don't even capitalize it. Because it's ours and it needs no differentiation like that. It is known merely through implication, because it's home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (Jsjd7)

160 My cordless hole puncher is gas operated. No battery needed!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (axyOa)

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Cordless hole puncher is a euphemism for dildo, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (nZ33n)

161 Iran literally pays for trans-affirming medical care with state funds.

I am baffled where she got this bizarre theory from. Iran state propaganda?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

She is a media personality. That means she lies, a lot.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (VzbI8)

162 Because each odd has 1 extry. You add up the extry 1's and you get 2.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (Y5qcH)

163 156 Yep. Quite the wingshooter. Did a self portrait with doggeh and shotgun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (I58tH)

164 Happy Birthday President Trump

and Flag Day. Mine is getting a nice breeze and sunshine right now.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (8eSmR)

165 Add three odd numbers together and the result is odd.

Odd that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

166 does Forrest Gump wave at Minnfidel*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:41 PM

Waves back, that's my boat!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:45 PM

What made me laugh about that is that years ago I started doing the Forest Gump wave to my youngest daughter. I would do it for minutes on end until I thought I would lose a bicep. She would finally get disgusted and walk away while laughing at her dorky dad. I told her i was going to do it at her grad party. yea, don't think that will fly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (gfaKr)

167 Funny 'cause it's true



https://bit.ly/3gnc7pp

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM (yQpMk)

Absolutely! I miss the Intimidater!

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (gmo/4)

168 The recent New Hampshire party elections threatened to pushed the old guard out of power, so the old guard decided to dissolve the NH libertarian party and start another one with themselves in power.


apparently that election was only supposed to ratify the decisions they had decided on prior to the caucus.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (ySM85)

169 "38 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a Vengeance.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (a+Mub)"


also Stalag 17 ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (wHoql)

170 "Now they all think they are holy warriors against evil nazis in an unending video game."

The best part? When they eventually wake up to what they have been doing, they will edit history to say that WE did it to THEM.

Kinda like how the political parties "switched" after slavery.

This is why I say waiting them out is a lost cause. There is no reality where the Left suffers consequences for what they are doing, not unless we make it happen.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (83lwH)

171 Why is it that every other planet in the universe has a number but Earth doesn't?

So you can call them on the telephone.
Posted by: t-bird


Yes? Interplanetary Operator? I need to place a collect call to VE2-6211. Yes? I'll hold.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (OCTRt)

172 Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

This is my favorite question to blow scientists' minds with:

Why do things look smaller when they are further away? If we see things by light bouncing off them and reaching our eyes, then distance should make them darker, not smaller.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

173 So many of you are flagrantly violating the "no math on the blog" rule and none of you are making amends by posting pictures of pretty girls.
I'll bail you people out this time, but be better.
https://is.gd/oY4xbV

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (Jsjd7)

174 That Time cover surely has Putin shaking in his Cossack boots.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (js0ry)

175 63 So the meteor hitting inside a vulcano caused the thread centering. And the only way to fix it was to go back in time and adjust the meteor's trajectory so that it never hit the volcano, ace never showed it in the thread, and everything could be justified left.

OK
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:32 PM (RlhGd)


Super easy, barely and inconvenience.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (Ar78U)

176 better chopped than dead in Iran

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (oEn12)

177 The kids will see them as clowns I guess.
Kids shouldn't see them at all except in a mental health publication as an example of illness.

But tolerate them in polite society? I don't think so. Too early for Halloween.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (HaL55)

178 So you can call them on the telephone.

https://youtu.be/9EulA5VXNbs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

179 157 What's the deal with Tater's Fox Derangement Syndrome. It seems pathetic.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)
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Tater is a creature of Jeff Zucker, CNN's CEO. He's only on the air to trash Fox News. If Zucker ever moves on from CNN, it's likely Tater will lose his show.

Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (oS38t)

180 Well...I just came from getting the cars license renewed. Clearly only whites can do this as a photo ID is required (and a mask) to get in the door, and according to dems, minorities are too dumb to get IDs. So I guess minorities get to drive around free.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (axyOa)

181 My cordless hole puncher is gas operated. No battery needed!



Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (axyOa)



Cordless hole puncher is a euphemism for dildo, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM (nZ33n)
_________
DER VANDERSEXXXXXX!
Don't forget -free t-shirt with flyer!

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (gmo/4)

182
Do you, will you, Home School?
Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (6Je/Q)

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I'm new to this dad stuff. I've essentially been doing it during remote "learning;" that crap is useless. It is high on my list to make a way to do it soon, for all three. It's a big task. But it is a personal goal to accomplish it before this child gets old enough to be expropriated by the Communist perverts who run our Orwellian education system.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (vpYjV)

183 Super easy, barely and inconvenience.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (Ar78U)



A polarized tachyon burst through the deflector array will fix it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (yQpMk)

184 My cordless hole puncher is gas operated. No battery needed!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (axyOa)

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Cordless hole puncher is a euphemism for dildo, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS


Gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (OCTRt)

185 184 Well...I just came from getting the cars license renewed. Clearly only whites can do this as a photo ID is required (and a mask) to get in the door, and according to dems, minorities are too dumb to get IDs. So I guess minorities get to drive around free.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (axyOa)

You'd think that having a bunch of retards driving around would be a bad thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (II3Gr)

186 Apropos another thread mention... I went to the " No Evil Food" website... if you want an example of the cultural decay of our society, go check it out. Every. Woke. Box. is checked...

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (6Je/Q)

187 It's very simple. If you want to post real info on Facebook about Ivermectin or Wuflu, post a link to the actual medical write up. Don't post a link to the story that mentions the writeup. They'll censor that. But no one at Facebook seems to be capable of reading the actual studies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (5HBd1)

188 What's the deal with Tater's Fox Derangement Syndrome. It seems pathetic.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)

Bashing FOX is how he made his bones...and got his sweet-paying CNN gig.
So he keeps it up.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

189 And if you add two odds together - you get an even.
Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?


Because.

Posted by: Your HS Math Teacher at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (z36Kd)

190 Yes? Interplanetary Operator? I need to place a collect call to VE2-6211. Yes? I'll hold.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (OCTRt)
++++
No matter what, the latency's going to be a bitch. I'd recommend asynchronous burst transmission followed by instructions in your will that one of your descendants wait for the response.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (Jsjd7)

191 Assume it's already been covered, but Iran compels homosexuals to undergo trans surgery, or, I think, "recant" their evil ways (however that works). And of course one-time flying lessons off buildings, or the equivalent, are on the menu, or were, to encourage "participation" in the regime's program.

So that airhead whose twatters are posted is describing a (characteristically) barbaric and violent kind of oppression by the Iranian regime as enlightened.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (OTzUX)

192 Dear Penthouse Forum, there I was....
Posted by: The Volcano at June 14, 2021 12:44 PM


Million to one, shot, Doc...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (m+jkK)

193 Didn't he kill them and then stuff them?

Yeah that's what naturalists did, to study them. Kill, gut, stuff. Study the guts and bones and how they are put together. Write a book filled with illustrations. Give a boring talk in Paris.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

194 I don't think you should call numbers "odd". It might make them feel, well, odd. All numbers should be even, even if they are odd.

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (Tnijr)

195 38 "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate
only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a
Vengeance.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (a+Mub)"





also Stalag 17 ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 14, 2021 12:49 PM (wHoql)

Dr. Strangelove!

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (gmo/4)

196 Nikki Hailey having som buyers remorse on Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (hcb9g)

197 "a photo ID is required (and a mask) to get in the door"

What good is a photo ID if you are wearing - oh nevermind.


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (83lwH)

198 Multiply any number by 9 and if you add up the digits in the resulting number, the sum will always also be divisible by 9.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (sSiC8)

199 Meteor in volcano, is that like Transformers or Godzirra?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (oWBc3)

200 So this transient, temporary, just passing through, statistical blip of inflation:

Issues and Insights (WSJ) says it's permanent as hell.

ZeroHedge says the inflation we've already had would be in double digits if it were measured the way it was measured in the 70's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (sWM8x)

201 Well...I just came from getting the cars license renewed. Clearly only whites can do this as a photo ID is required (and a mask) to get in the door, and according to dems, minorities are too dumb to get IDs. So I guess minorities get to drive around free.
Posted by: Diogenes


Changed mailing address on DL online. Paid the $10 fee. DL and License to Carry both show up with new address.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (OCTRt)

202 186

I'm new to this dad stuff. I've essentially been doing it during remote "learning;" that crap is useless. It is high on my list to make a way to do it soon, for all three. It's a big task. But it is a personal goal to accomplish it before this child gets old enough to be expropriated by the Communist perverts who run our Orwellian education system.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (vpYjV)

Home School is really big where I live. The resulting product is educated, polite children who are pleasant to be around.

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (6Je/Q)

203 So I guess minorities get to drive around free.
_________

Illegal aliens certainly do, so why shouldn't citizens (assuming they're non-white, of course).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (k4dH2)

204 That looks suspiciously like math.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Oddly enough, it does.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 12:48 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)

205 This leggy, busty, blonde is *way* better than par:
https://is.gd/E03QbX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

-----.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (nZ33n)

206 DER VANDERSEXXXXXX!
Don't forget -free t-shirt with flyer!
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 12:51 PM (gmo/4)

Fluggaenkoechicebolsen.
FLUGGAENKOECHICEBOLSEN!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (II3Gr)

207 "All numbers should be even, even if they are odd."

Except for the ones that identify as... bi-parity(?)

Parity
Mathematics (of a number) the fact of being even or odd.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (83lwH)

208 That was some Sharknado shit there!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (gfaKr)

209 So you can call them on the telephone.

https://youtu.be/9EulA5VXNbs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)


ELO rocks!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (axyOa)

210 I don't believe burial expenses count as medical care there, toots.
How much can a spatula and a ziplock bag cost?
Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 12:34 PM (v16oJ)


Sobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (Hp9vG)

211 If you add two odds together, you get Faucis, or Bidens....

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (6Je/Q)

212 So I guess minorities get to drive around free.

What about really dumb white people, do they get to as well?


Cordless hole puncher is a euphemism for dildo, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS

Gun.
Posted by: rickb223


"this is my dildo! This is my gun! One is for fighting! One is for fun!"
--recruits marching in their underwear with a rifle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

213 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:55 PM (Hp9vG)

Supposed to be "Rachel Corrie" sock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:56 PM (Hp9vG)

214 This leggy, busty, blonde is *way* better than par:

https://is.gd/E03QbX



Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:31 PM (Jsjd7)

She just straighten out my drive......er.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

215 No matter what, the latency's going to be a bitch. I'd recommend asynchronous burst transmission followed by instructions in your will that one of your descendants wait for the response.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Yeah. Even turned into light and sent.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (OCTRt)

216 I don't think you should call numbers "odd". It might make them feel, well, odd. All numbers should be even, even if they are odd.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (Tnijr)
++++
Even this, while it is a move in the right direction, is retrograde. Making the transition from "even and odd" to "even and differently-even" is still inherently othering to the odd numbers. It is thus entirely unacceptable.

Conceptually, the entire premise is unacceptable. Categorization leads to hierarchy, and hierarchies promote antiquated patriarchal structures that result in systemic oppression by definition. Binaries - "even" vs "odd" or "prime" vs "non-prime" - are particularly problematic as they are rigidly othering to large groups of numbers, real and imagined. In the case of "prime" or "perfect" numbers, this is hugely troubling because these terms otherize the majority of all known numbers.

Overcoming the structural bigotry of number theory requires that we eliminate all categorization to avoid falling into the hierarchy trap that promotes and perpetuates oppression both within number theory and within society at large.

Posted by: Your Kid's Math Professor at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)

217 I'm starting to like my Ivermectin regimen. The craving for oats compliments my Metamucil regimen, and I can finally judge distance in furlongs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (I58tH)

218 The adding two numbers up thing, I believe is a factor of it being two numbers: 2 is an even number, so you get an even every time.

ZeroHedge says the inflation we've already had would be in double digits if it were measured the way it was measured in the 70's.

Zerohedge is a strange place, definitely avoid the comments, but I believe they are dead on here. I wanted Trump to redefine inflation and lock it in with an executive order, just to show how bad things have gotten with the lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

219
Changed mailing address on DL online. Paid the $10 fee. DL and License to Carry both show up with new address.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (OCTRt)

Used to be free online and you'd just pick it up. Now they charge a fee for the online renewal. I refuse to pay that.
But I did get a great picture of the ID required sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (axyOa)

220 Home School is really big where I live. The resulting product is educated, polite children who are pleasant to be around.
Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM

AKA everything the public schools are trying to brainwash your kids out of being. Best thing I did was sell some stuff, no vacations etc. old cars, whatever. Best money ever to send them to a private school. The best part. When the kneeling shit started, my daughters school had a no kneeling policy sign during the anthem. Some other school tried it and they got booed off. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (gfaKr)

221 221 I'm starting to like my Ivermectin regimen. The craving for oats compliments my Metamucil regimen, and I can finally judge distance in furlongs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (I58tH)

And No Pesky Pinworms!!!

Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (6Je/Q)

222 Maybe bird watching is super white because minorities have a lot better things to do with their time instead of sitting around for 12 hours waiting for a Red Spotted Tit or Eastern Plains Cock to show up for then to photograph.

One of Ricky Gervais' friends, Karl Pilkington, had his own show where he'd go around seeing different cultures and communities around the world. He came to the US (i think) and found inse if those groups that like to put fish hooks through their chest and swing around, and stated "We had the bronze age, and the iron age, but we're now at the fucking about age" which is generally true with wealthy white liberals who spend all day wasting time.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (qzW1V)

223 Posted by: Your Kid's Math Professor at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)


You are way, way too good at that.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

224 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (Jsjd7)

Nah. The Universal Video System uses Quantum entanglement and super strings as a medium of transmission.

Instantaneous. Sadly it only works for visual/audio data streams.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (gHWbw)

225 I'm looking forward to Biden shuffling over to challenge Putin to a round of fisticuffs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (cSyAR)

226 Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

LOL. Now where do I get that wolf's head underwear shown on the book thread?

Do not answer. Trick question!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (u82oZ)

227 Instantaneous. Sadly it only works for visual/audio data streams.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (gHWbw)
++++
So you're saying that we can get alien porno in real time?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (Jsjd7)

228 Best thing I did was sell some stuff, no vacations etc. old cars, whatever. Best money ever to send them to a private school. The best part.

You are a hero. I am not exaggerating or kidding. You are a great patriot, and God bless you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

229
It's very simple. If you want to post real info on Facebook about
Ivermectin or Wuflu, post a link to the actual medical write up. Don't
post a link to the story that mentions the writeup. They'll censor that.
But no one at Facebook seems to be capable of reading the actual
studies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 14, 2021 12:52 PM (5HBd1)

why would anyone accept even the idea that some rando website should decide truth to Americans? That this exists at ll bothers me greatly. These nerds are deciding what political and social discourse is aloud in America. Again, that such a thing is even possible is really disturbing. That people accept it on any level is beyond me.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 01:00 PM (gJfTA)

230
Home School is really big where I live. The resulting product is educated, polite children who are pleasant to be around.
Posted by: kraken at June 14, 2021 12:54 PM (6Je/Q)

The last argument against home schooling falls every time you see one of these polite children who are in fact socialized in the truest definition of the word. There will be a real struggle to retain home schooling over the next few years, but the growing number of states ditching cancerous CRT shows there is reason to hope it can be saved and expanded to save others.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:00 PM (puu6v)

231 Wow I had no idea of the structural bigotry of number theory. I just thought it was unfair that half of the numbers are forced to be odd.

Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (Tnijr)

232 Why does a mirror only reverse left and right but not up and down?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (sSiC8)

233
Nikki Haley Slams Biden's Foreign Policy As 'Obama 2.0'


Whhaaaatt? The hell you say? Well I'll be dipped. Nobody could have predicted that!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (hcb9g)

234 Hopefully when President Desantis comes into office he charges the folks at YouTube for all the murders they've helped cause by burying actual facts about Covid in place of just posting propaganda meant to make things worse.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (qzW1V)

235 Why does a mirror only reverse left and right but not up and down?
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (sSiC
++++
Racism.

Duh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (Jsjd7)

236 SO cool that Luke got that thing in the shaft for the tractor beam.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (gfaKr)

237 Nah. The Universal Video System uses Quantum entanglement and super strings as a medium of transmission.

Instantaneous. Sadly it only works for visual/audio data streams.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (gHWbw)
---------------
Not really long copper wires?

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (xqRaG)

238 https://tinyurl.com/re9pcnvf

AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.

Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)

239 bill in AR - lol

Minnfidel - well done, but I'll never not be sick about the collapse of public education into the garbage it's (largely) become.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (OTzUX)

240 What you spend on private school now eliminates spending on an attorney later.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (axyOa)

241 That people accept it on any level is beyond me.
Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 01:00 PM (gJfTA)

The people "accepting" it are actually just "enforcing" it on those who do not accept it.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (sSiC8)

242 If there is disagreement on the evidence discussion is required.

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Yes. But if we have a discussion, then we'll end up disagreeing on the evidence. Then we'll have to agree to disagree.

So let's just skip the middle part and agree to disagree.

Oh, and you're censored bitch

Posted by: powers that be at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (sJHOI)

243 242 https://tinyurl.com/re9pcnvf

AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)

==========

"You're ALL arrested!"
-Merrick Garland

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

244 Yes. But if we have a discussion, then we'll end up disagreeing on the evidence. Then we'll have to agree to disagree.

So let's just skip the middle part and agree to disagree that you're wrong and also evil.

Oh, and you're censored bitch
Posted by: powers that be at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (sJHOI)
++++
Updated to reflect reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 01:03 PM (Jsjd7)

245 Instantaneous. Sadly it only works for visual/audio data streams.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (gHWbw)
++++
So you're saying that we can get alien porno in real time?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Four bewb chicks!
(Three in front and one on back for dancing!)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

246 Maybe bird watching is super white because minorities have a lot better things to do with their time instead of sitting around for 12 hours waiting for a Red Spotted Tit or Eastern Plains Cock to show up for then to photograph.

Pretty sure if a red spotted tit shows up, the cock won't be far behind.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 01:03 PM (axyOa)

247 Nikki Haley Slams Biden's Foreign Policy As 'Obama 2.0'

She's so schmart. Prezzy material too. GOPe 1.1

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (3H9h1)

248 Conceptually, the entire premise is unacceptable. Categorization leads to hierarchy, and hierarchies promote antiquated patriarchal structures that result in systemic oppression by definition. Binaries - "even" vs "odd" or "prime" vs "non-prime" - are particularly problematic as they are rigidly othering to large groups of numbers, real and imagined. In the case of "prime" or "perfect" numbers, this is hugely troubling because these terms otherize the majority of all known numbers.

The primes have been oppressing the marginalized non-primes for millennia. This oppression must STOP! To fight the primacy supremacists we need to reimagine cryptography with even numbers as keys!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (kDgKe)

249 Why does a mirror only reverse left and right but not up and down?

Another oddity about vision.

The 'kids won't socialize' thing was always a bullcrap argument, because even if it had any validity (they aren't learning to socialize with peers) they are learning to socialize with adults, which they will spend 80% of their life with.

What's more important: being great at hanging out with teenagers, or being great at interacting with adults?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

250 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I saw in C&E News that there was a big article on trusting science. And another one on sexual harassment that was pathetic. No Sir Tim Hunt in it, not even once.

I want to write the President of ACS with questions and comments about how science is off the rails. But I fear it is a bootless quest for the real, robust Science of my big lab days.

I do have a one-person lab in an outbuilding for my startup, but that does not count, since it is public funds free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

251 231 So you're saying that we can get alien porno in real time?

is rule 34 reversible? if there is porn of it, it exists?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (v3pYe)

252 Nikki Haley Slams Biden's Foreign Policy As 'Obama 2.0'
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The truest of TrueCon cons is when they start making all the useless noises that sound like they mean something - but of course it's way too late.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (sSiC8)

253 What's more important: being great at hanging out with teenagers, or being great at interacting with adults?

Ooh, good point. They smell so pretty...

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (KfC1e)

254 Posted by: Your Kid's Math Professor at June 14, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)


You are way, way too good at that.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)


Very good...so good I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (axyOa)

255 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)


Democrats: "No problem. (turns to staff) Fire up the Xerox machine!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (kDgKe)

256 237
Nikki Haley Slams Biden's Foreign Policy As 'Obama 2.0'


Whhaaaatt? The hell you say? Well I'll be dipped. Nobody could have predicted that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (hcb9g)

What lobbying firm is she currently employed by? Sorry toots but you had your second shot working for Trump after you let the GOPe use you to attack him after Obama's final SOTU and then you shivved him in the back again. Shut up and go away.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (G2zl5)

257 What's more important: being great at hanging out with teenagers, or being great at interacting with adults?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Definitely the last one. This is true in all cases, and you should leave your kids with us to, erm, "socialize" them well.

Posted by: Hollywood Producers at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

258 200 Nikki Hailey having som buyers remorse on Biden.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (hcb9g)
----------

Enjoy it Nikki, it's your best meal.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (lEfwZ)

259 237
Nikki Haley Slams Biden's Foreign Policy As 'Obama 2.0'


Whhaaaatt? The hell you say? Well I'll be dipped. Nobody could have predicted that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (hcb9g)

Nikki Haley is Marco Rubio with boobs.

(Stolen from myself, which previously described Haley as "Jeb with smaller boobs").

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (puu6v)

260 I don't understand why the Trumps got the Covid jabs. They had superior, naturally-acquired immunity.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 01:06 PM (tcsxg)

261
There will be a real struggle to retain home schooling over the next few years, but the growing number of states ditching cancerous CRT shows there is reason to hope it can be saved and expanded to save others.

-------

Here's to hope. If they do ban it (I think they will), it doesn't matter to me. I'll say "she's black and she doesn't have to go at all because whites and racism and schools 'n' shit." That should work. If it doesn't then I'll sell her to a carnival and go directly to prison. But she's not going in those soul-destroying mind cages for one minute.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 01:06 PM (vpYjV)

262 Nickelodeon's spooky communist "pride" thing is spooky and communist. I can't imagine letting a kid actually watch that channel. Or maybe any TV channel. Commie perverts who are likely pedophiles should be avoided by children.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)

Caught the last of a movie Mr. S was watching- a animated story of a family on a road trip saving the world from AI.
Very last thing, they reveal the daughter is a lesbian.
Of course, the 'rents, who are middle class uncool, are very supportive and excited.
Can't leave anything alone.

Posted by: Sal at June 14, 2021 01:07 PM (Uu3D6)

263 I guess the lefts solution to the birders is to build more windmills.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 01:07 PM (NpAcC)

264 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM


Sounds like the sort of thing an AG would be interested in investigating.

Nah...that's crazy talk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 01:07 PM (m+jkK)

265 Most of us are over 29 and its too late for us to deal with schooling our kids, but maybe we can all be an influence on grandkids and how they are schooled. Maybe we can help their parents afford things like private schools or home schooling.

Its really our only hope for a future: this is a long game, generational fight. No grand civil war will fix this nation, it has to be changed at a cultural, ground level. That means having lots of kids, teaching and raising them well, and they do the same.

I've said it before here but its worth repeating: if we'd started doing that in Reagan's time, imagine how the demographics would be today? Just that time period would have utterly transformed America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

266 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 01:06 PM (vpYjV)

Move to the right state and your kid will avoid being a carny, although I do agree that would be far preferable to her being indoctrinated to believe genitalia is a social construct.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:08 PM (puu6v)

267 Instantaneous. Sadly it only works for visual/audio data streams.
Posted by: jakee308

Seems to work between Lib news media, if one tells a lie they all (including Fox) are repeating and defending it in moments.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 01:08 PM (m9rHc)

268 I have important information on Hillary Clinton that could put her into jail forever.

Posted by: Oliver Darcy at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM (F0YaR)

269 I think half of anime from Japan is alien porn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

270 @262

Like most of the NeverTrumpers, Haley is play acting.

All she cares about is keeping the grift going.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM (z3Lc7)

271 In the morning and you look in the mirror

Kids believing in Anne Rice vampires is much more believable than leftists circle jerks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM (rB4m/)

272 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I saw in C&E News that there was a big article on trusting science. And another one on sexual harassment that was pathetic. No Sir Tim Hunt in it, not even once.

I want to write the President of ACS with questions and comments about how science is off the rails. But I fear it is a bootless quest for the real, robust Science of my big lab days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (u82oZ)


I jettisoned the ACS a couple years ago (although they STILL hump my leg with emails about various webinars, despite my repeated attempts to unsubscribe from EVERYTHING from the ACS).

The ACS in general and C&E News in particular have been leftist-infested for years now. Every issue of the latter seemed to have an article on "climate change" and another on "women in science" written by one of the silly girls who write for C&E News, and who obviously were washed out of grad school. Not that they're bitter about it. No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM (kDgKe)

273 Seems to work between Lib news media, if one tells a lie they all (including Fox) are repeating and defending it in moments.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 01:08 PM (m9rHc)
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Journolist Lives!

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM (xqRaG)

274 275 @262

Like most of the NeverTrumpers, Haley is play acting.

All she cares about is keeping the grift going.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM (z3Lc7)

Surely not!

Haley can't even fake it, can she?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM (puu6v)

275 I think half of anime from Japan is alien porn.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM


Which raises the perennial question:

Japan...nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (m+jkK)

276 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Simple mistake. An oversight, really, by a temporary intern working for a subcontractor who is no longer in business.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (hcb9g)

277 Journolist Lives!
Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM (xqRaG)
++++
It does, only the remarkable thing is that now it's in public on Twitter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (Jsjd7)

278 The primes have been oppressing the marginalized non-primes for millennia. This oppression must STOP! To fight the primacy supremacists we need to reimagine cryptography with even numbers as keys!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:04 PM (kDgKe)

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Only irrational and imaginary numbers FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (nZ33n)

279 Haley can't even fake it, can she?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM


With the Paolo, this is not a requirement.

Posted by: Paolo at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (m+jkK)

280 Trump poisoned my cat, lol

Yeah Nikki's kind of the archetype of the useless GOPer of the last few decades - not actually a dangerous nutcase authoritarian racist or complete empty suit like a Dem, but just not a real leader, or someone with actual important convictions that are translated into results, outside a few areas possibly.

But most people marinate in the cartoonish propaganda that is the "news", most people have normal busy lives and never acquire much perspective on things they don't personally know about, so people like Haley, burbling the right noises, seem like they're useful.

Trump was a political miracle, for the most mundane of reasons. He actually had political integrity (meant what he said), and most of his instincts and views were unvarnished common sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (OTzUX)

281 242 https://tinyurl.com/re9pcnvf

AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)

Gonna take one hell of a manmade disaster to cover for this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

282 Only irrational and imaginary numbers FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (nZ33n)
++++
Irrational? Really? What's next? "Hysterical numbers?"

Take your patriarchy and cram it up your ass.

Posted by: Shrieking feminist at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (Jsjd7)

283 I'm looking forward to Biden shuffling over to challenge Putin to a round of fisticuffs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 12:59 PM (cSyAR)

"Have at you!" Biden as the Monty Python Knight at the little bridge.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

284 Arizona fraud is thus proved. And don't fuck with the US when we try to do something like being the best banana republic ever!

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (oWBc3)

285 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Simple mistake. An oversight, really, by a temporary intern working for a subcontractor who is no longer in business.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Ballots, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (OCTRt)

286 Well, all my guns at the bottom of the volcano will be missed. RIP cold death assault shotgun slingshot with the stabby thing on it. A moment of silence please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (gfaKr)

287 235 Wow I had no idea of the structural bigotry of number theory. I just thought it was unfair that half of the numbers are forced to be odd.
Posted by: f'd at June 14, 2021 01:01 PM (Tnijr)


What about poor old zero? That fellow is neither even nor odd, which also means that half the numbers can't be either even or odd. In a manner of speaking zero is really the odd number, but at least he is not imaginary.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (Ar78U)

288 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

-----

They were needed for and sent to Atlanta to mop up a burst water pipe! Come on, man -- let's get our priorities straight here ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (nZ33n)

289 Seems to work between Lib news media, if one tells a lie they all (including Fox) are repeating and defending it in moments.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2021 01:08 PM (m9rHc)

That's because there is only one Liberal. All the others are clones with random minute changes in facial features and body size. And the sexes are interchangeable.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (gHWbw)

290 Yep, vaccinations for the Trumps doesn't really make sense. But we've been off any scientific or common sense basis almost since March '20.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (OTzUX)

291 Bret Weinstein is the nice one. Eric Weinstein I get thefeeling that crossing him is perilous.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (8xrJ9)

292 @278

If Haley cared about any of this stuff, she would have moved heaven and earth to get Trump re-elected but instead, she did everything in her power to put the man she's now assailing over his foreign policy, which she already knew what it would be.

Haley is a garbage human.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (z3Lc7)

293 Haley can't even fake it, can she?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:10 PM

If you were with her, who cares. Just have your fun and call a cab.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 01:15 PM (gfaKr)

294 286 Only irrational and imaginary numbers FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (nZ33n)
++++
Irrational? Really? What's next? "Hysterical numbers?"

Take your patriarchy and cram it up your ass.
Posted by: Shrieking feminist at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (Jsjd7)


"And Euclidean geometry has to go! Parallel lines? That's a dog whistle! Next thing you'll be talking about parallel parking!" - shrieking feminist

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:15 PM (oCQkM)

295 Why aren't the anti-white people attacking Biden. It is not possible to be whiter than Joe? He looks like one of those creatures they find at the bottom of sulphur pools in caves.

And how come no one is triggered by him wearing the same mirrored sunglasses that southern sheriffs wear in the movies?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 01:15 PM (cSyAR)

296 Putin will steal his wife just like that movie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 01:16 PM (rB4m/)

297
I think half of anime from Japan is alien porn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2021 01:09 PM



Which raises the perennial question:



Japan...nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (m+jkK)

Japan, in 75 years, has gone from fighting to the death, Banzai charges and Kamikazes. To used school girl panty vending machines, tentacle pron and anime.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

298 And doesn't drag queen Nina look attractive?. Such a healthy role model for kids! /sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 01:16 PM (k39e/)

299 Ok, since I may have violated the math rule here, here is a picture of a lovely blond who is about to address the golf ball:

https://tinyurl.com/y5fzft48

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 14, 2021 01:17 PM (xxG/v)

300 Well, all my guns at the bottom of the volcano will be missed. RIP cold death assault shotgun slingshot with the stabby thing on it. A moment of silence please.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (gfaKr)


Not mine. I fired all my guns at once and they just exploded into space. Weird.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (U1eOr)

301 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yes. I know most of it is Leftist cant.

But in the Business Concentrates I got info that really boosted my stock portfolio.

If I was retired, and wanted to be a curmudgeon with crust underneath the crust, underneath the crust --- well what a lot of fun responding to their stupidity would be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (u82oZ)

302 What about poor old zero? That fellow is neither even nor odd, which also means that half the numbers can't be either even or odd. In a manner of speaking zero is really the odd number, but at least he is not imaginary.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (Ar78U)

WTF?? Did you just assume my gender??? I'm reporting you to the FBI for a Hate Crime you bastard.

Posted by: Zero at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (V3EEC)

303 What about poor old zero? That fellow is neither even nor odd, which also means that half the numbers can't be either even or odd. In a manner of speaking zero is really the odd number, but at least he is not imaginary.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (Ar78U)
++++
Zero reflects the inherent truth of social construction and acts as its truth. Zero is a constructed concept that reflects all traditional definitions - even, odd, perfect, prime, irrational, etc.

It is reflective of the combined spirit that empowers numbers and tells them how to be. Zero is everything, and it proves how our constructions are meaningless, socially-constructed structure that oppresses the number line. It and infinity demonstrate that the rest is just so much accumulated cruft resulting from the male, European history of traditional colonialist math. Understand this is the key factor in mathematical decolonization.

Posted by: Your Kid's Math Professor at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (Jsjd7)

304 Which raises the perennial question:

Japan...nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 01:11 PM (m+jkK)
..........

Why on earth did I read that as "naked"?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

305 288 Arizona fraud is thus proved. And don't fuck with the US when we try to do something like being the best banana republic ever!
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 01:13 PM (oWBc3)


Nah. Blank ballots were obviously cast as a vote for Biden. It's a metaphor! Try to keep up, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (ywdD4)

306 There's no accounting for paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (sWM8x)

307 Have not looked that hard, but one annoyance is that all the sources covering the AZ audit seem to be brainless cheerleaders, lots of use of "patriot" and other stupid emotive buzzwords. They're right-minded and sincere, but the audit's only value is in hard facts and numbers, details. Period. That's the point of doing it. I'm sure when it's over (should be this week?) there will be actual results to consider.

Hoo boy if it shows material fraud, or even material uncertainty (dubious ballots exceeding the official margin of victory), we'll get another fresh reminder of how dumbed-down and degraded America is, as the obvious implications are denied or ignored.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (OTzUX)

308 Brutal "The Ring" parody.

https://bit.ly/3cIHloJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (d9FiS)

309
Haley is a garbage human.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 01:14 PM (z3Lc7)


It's largely all politicians are garbage humans. They're proving it daily.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (OTzUX)

It is why to expect the Republican Establishment to reinstate the smoke-filled room. Regular people don't really decide primaries--it is people who pay attention, and that makes the GOPe's dream ticket of Haley and a recently transitioned Dan Crenshaw impossible.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:19 PM (puu6v)

311 When Johnny Comes Marching Home" is appropriate only for Civil War movies/marches and in the movie Die Hard With a Vengeance.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM

And for cartoon ants carrying away someone's picnic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2021 01:19 PM (OssQ4)

312 Jay, lol

Perfect, really.

A blank ballot, symbolically, could only be counted as being for Biden, the emptiest suit (though by a slim margin) ever to run for prez in modern times.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:19 PM (OTzUX)

313
I'm looking forward to Biden shuffling over to challenge Putin to a round of fisticuffs.
===


Breaking news ! Inexplicable moment of violence from US president Joe Biden as he punched a Russian speaking reporter ! The incident was explained away by Biden's handlers as moment of confusion for the elderly statesman, who thought the reporter was Vladimir Putin.

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2021 01:19 PM (V13WU)

314 Have a great day, everyone.

Chores are insistent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2021 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

315 Not mine. I fired all my guns at once and they just exploded into space. Weird.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM (U1eOr)

I like smoke and lightening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 01:20 PM (wsQIi)

316 259 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)

Democrats: "No problem. (turns to staff) Fire up the Xerox machine!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:05 PM (kDgKe)


Maricopa County Election Supervisor: "This was very poor records-retention performance by several low-level employees. I would fire all of them if they hadn't all committed suicide, on the same night earlier this month."

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 01:20 PM (AMIL/)

317 Decider
@decider
"He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:

-
That's the kind of insight I expect from Navarro. And The View.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 01:21 PM (d9FiS)

318 320 Maricopa County Election Supervisor: "This was very poor records-retention performance by several low-level employees. I would fire all of them if they hadn't all committed suicide, on the same night earlier this month."
Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 01:20 PM (AMIL/)

==========

"Out of respect for their families, we have scrubbed their names from all official documents and will not be releasing their names to the public. Please, respect the dead in this trying time for our nation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

319 "He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:

If you can't say something intelligent why say anything at all.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)

320 Haley and Crenshaw. I envision a "please clap" scenario for such a duo. The Trump nomination was a minor miracle. Just wonder if something like it is reproducible (i.e. big $$ and party favorites handily defeated by somebody who actually addresses the major issues of the day).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (OTzUX)

321 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

Just read at Twitchy that Babylon Bee got its retraction from NYT, over being called a "right-wing disinformation site masquerading as satire."

IMHO Bee should STILL sue NYT. Everyone knows the original story has the most influence, not stupid tiny retractions on page Z9999.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (L2ZTs)

322 323 "He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:

If you can't say something intelligent why say anything at all.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)

=========

The world loves to hear the sound of her voice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

323 @decider
"He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:

-
That's the kind of insight I expect from Navarro. And The View.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 01:21 PM (d9FiS)


So, it's ok to spank your monkey on a video call as long as you don't direct it at someone specifically?

Huh.....these rules. They're getting very strange......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

324 I like smoke and lightening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 01:20 PM (wsQIi)

Personally I prefer heavy metal thunder.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 14, 2021 01:23 PM (V3EEC)

325 The NYT is a leftwing disinformation site disguised as a leftwing disinformation site.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at June 14, 2021 01:23 PM (cSyAR)

326 327 So, it's ok to spank your monkey on a video call as long as you don't direct it at someone specifically?

Huh.....these rules. They're getting very strange......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

"Boobs!"
-A killing word

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

327 Uh, the audit is officially over now, those ballots are In thhe same place as the second shooter in Dallas or the Ark of the Covenant. As for whether we are dumbed down or degraded as a country, it's all about "and". You don't recover from something like this, the social compact is broken.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (oWBc3)

328 Personally I prefer heavy metal thunder.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi


Head on out on the highway...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (OCTRt)

329 Why on earth did I read that as "naked"?
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 01:18 PM


Because Moron.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (m+jkK)

330 And what Ana Navarro said isn't surprising.

When men *women like* do sexually harassing BS, they'll defend it to the ends of the earth.

SH is really only a legal cudgel for wealthy and powerful women to use against low-status men, and men they don't like.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (L2ZTs)

331 AOC squeaks in her little girl voice that the left cannot rely on elections to implement their ideas.

https://tinyurl.com/2apxfenp

And um, boy is she racing toward that wall in a hurry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

332 324 Haley and Crenshaw. I envision a "please clap" scenario for such a duo. The Trump nomination was a minor miracle. Just wonder if something like it is reproducible (i.e. big $$ and party favorites handily defeated by somebody who actually addresses the major issues of the day).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (OTzUX)

"Haley and Crenshaw? Far out," gasped Chuck Grassley.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 01:25 PM (puu6v)

333 Ana Navarro is disgusting

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (oEn12)

334 NaCly Dog -
I finally got off my butt and emailed to the Owner the suggestion we discussed a couple weeks ago. I dropped your name. I figured it would help. FYI.

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (AMIL/)

335 197 Didn't he kill them and then stuff them?

Yeah that's what naturalists did, to study them. Kill, gut, stuff. Study the guts and bones and how they are put together. Write a book filled with illustrations. Give a boring talk in Paris.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

"Eff off."

- Dr. Stephen Maturin

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (dfRN6)

336 Ana Navarro is disgusting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (oEn12

Redundancy is Redundant.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (sSiC8)

337 Ana Navarro is disgusting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2021 01:26 PM (oEn12)
++++
That's repetitively redundant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 01:27 PM (Jsjd7)

338 AZ Audit Organizer says that several hundred thousand ballots are missing. There are boxes filled with blank ballots in their place on the pallets.

Nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Revenant at June 14, 2021 01:02 PM (oS38t)

Gonna take one hell of a manmade disaster to cover for this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

What do you think? another lone wolf attack or are they gonna go whole hog and McVeigh the stadium?

Posted by: Inogame at June 14, 2021 01:27 PM (53oGX)

339 "Boobs!"
-A killing word
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (LvTSG)


I've got a stress ball in the shape of a woman's breast, nipple and everything. Wonder what would happen if I tried using that on a video conference call.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2021 01:27 PM (Ar78U)

340 334 And what Ana Navarro said isn't surprising.

When men *women like* do sexually harassing BS, they'll defend it to the ends of the earth.

SH is really only a legal cudgel for wealthy and powerful women to use against low-status men, and men they don't like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2021 01:24 PM (L2ZTs)

"Ah, so if I had done it on camera it would've been OK." - Louis CK

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

341 Gonna take one hell of a manmade disaster to cover for this.
Pretty sure our lib "friends" have seen Watchmen.
Get ready for an alien attack.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 01:28 PM (DpkTQ)

342 What do you think? another lone wolf attack or are they gonna go whole hog and McVeigh the stadium?
Posted by: Inogame at June 14, 2021 01:27 PM (53oGX)

I have a two birds theory for this:

AZ fraud and Wuhan origins come out around same time. Someone blows up a restaurant or two in some city's Chinatown.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

343 Serious question: who would hire Joe Biden to be his attorney (especially in litigation)?

If I were a prospective client, I'd turn to the lead partner and say, "Uh ... who else you got?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 01:29 PM (X6HIX)

344 Ana Navarro will next be commenting on why chicks shouldn't dress as sluts in front of guys.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 14, 2021 01:29 PM (oWBc3)

345 nood election laws and the barn doors

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)

346 Get ready for an alien attack.

You jest but... let's just say it would not exactly surprise me if they combined DOS attacks with UFO sightings releases, shall we say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 14, 2021 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

347 There are no gay people in Iran - because if catch you having sex with another guy they make you get the chop and wear a burka.

So...is the left recommending that now in the US?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 01:30 PM (DpkTQ)

348 Now playing, Harper Valley PTA.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 01:30 PM (rB4m/)

349 Gonna take one hell of a manmade disaster to cover for this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

What do you think? another lone wolf attack or are they gonna go whole hog and McVeigh the stadium?
Posted by: Inogame


What do you think that meteor in the volcano was? Yeah. They were early and off target a little...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 01:30 PM (OCTRt)

350 "He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:
___________

When somebody is behaving in a sexually inappropriate way on a work video conference, they're pretty much sexually harassing everybody present. The offending party doesn't have to whip out his d*ck and say "hey Cheryl (or Ted, or whoever), this is for you!" as he's masturbating, before it becomes harassment.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 01:32 PM (k4dH2)

351 2 open pussies walk into a bar.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 01:33 PM (rB4m/)

352 >>"He was not sexually harassing somebody - he didn't have the intent to harass somebody. He was sexually harassing himself, maybe." Ana Navarro defended Jeffrey Toobin's CNN return on #TheView:


SO. . . when Harvey Weinstein made a woman watch him masturbate into a ficus it wasn;t sexual harassment? When Bill Clinton dropped trou in front of Paula Jones it was not sexual harassment?

Are these people for real?????

Ana no doubt believes Clarence Thomas making unwelcome crude comments/jokes to Anita Hill *was* sexual harasmment assault, rapey, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

353 Of course, even though Ana Navarro's comments were stupid and dumb and idiotic, the fact that someone on television spouts such nonsense means there are millions who think she's making a valid point.

this is why the dumbing down WORKS so spectacularly.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 01:36 PM (mR6Gs)

354 >>>"If you can't cast your ballot, or others make it more difficult for you to be able to do, they're basically impeding your freedom and your voice.
-- Charlie Crist, former Florida Governor, loser, and opportunist"

=======

Sure it has been said already, but that's cute. Now do the 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 14, 2021 01:40 PM (42a9a)

355 Ladies, if Tom Selleck came up behind you in 1983 nuzzled your neck kissed you lightly and whispered in your ear " I want to put my cock all the way up your ass " most of you would have creamed your panties and bent over...

Posted by: Assasorus Rex at June 14, 2021 01:50 PM (kDjC8)

356 Huh.....these rules. They're getting very strange......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

The rules are if you're useful to The Cause you can do anything and if you're not, you should go die.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 01:51 PM (sSiC8)

357 I trust Democrats with election integrity as much as I trust North Korean leaders not to murder their siblings.

Posted by: setnaffa at June 14, 2021 04:11 PM (lrLl2)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat