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Insurrectionist Cafe: Dogs Hanging Out With Their Mixed-Species Friends Edition

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A Satanist gets involuntarily baptised:


McDonald's serves up justice -- fresh to order:


Dudes Posting Their W's Online:

And speaking of being tempted by Satan:

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1 Victory at Sea

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

2 I want to queue up Band of Brothers now

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 06:45 PM (uEbPt)

3 Damn, those Juneteenth Tree Bouncing celebrations are f*cked up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:48 PM (S9l8l)

4 Shame on those cats, that seagull should have been lunch, not eating lunch.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

5 Oh dear. This is going to be one of those jumpy posts.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 06:48 PM (GKopu)

6 I'm missing something. What's the unusual part about the Juneteenth McDonalds visit?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:49 PM (S9l8l)

7 D-Day hero.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2021 06:49 PM (FgPjD)

8 A certain Naval Air Station in the tidewater area JUST announced that all the child care facilities on base will be closed tomorrow for the newly minted juneteenth holiday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 17, 2021 06:51 PM (3D/fK)

9 Nevermind, I watched it again. No knives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:51 PM (S9l8l)

10 /Salute!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

11 Thought for sure the tree branch video was going to end differently.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

12 Gentlemen, please reset the homicide counters at midnight tonight and let's revisit the totals after 24 hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:52 PM (S9l8l)

13 Nurses Posting Their Own L's is way overdue.
And
LMAO their covered in shit!

https://mobile.twitter.com/JUSTcatmeme/
status/1405652812202135553

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 17, 2021 06:52 PM (nHXZo)

14

Jesus watches you fap.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (57dQ0)

15 I guess I'm going to Hell.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (jvt6t)

16 14

Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (57dQ0)

And Kent, stop playing with yourself....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (oHd/0)

17 Gentlemen, please reset the homicide counters at midnight tonight and let's revisit the totals after 24 hours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:52 PM (S9l8l)

THIS CITY HAS GONE

000

DAYS SINCE LAST HOMICIDE

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (gAFsE)

18 I saw something in a book one time about how your deceased relatives watch over you in Heaven, and how there were hundreds of thousands of people looking down on you in disappointment.

Except for the cavemen. They were pretty okay with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (S9l8l)

19 I don't know what 'posting their Ls' means

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)

20 Mathematically describing the jumping jack motion is a second- and possibly a third-order differential equation.

Something to contemplate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (DMUuz)

21 I guess I'm going to Hell.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (jvt6t)


I think lots of us are, so you won't be alone.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (GKopu)

22
We average, what, one major hurricane every 5 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (57dQ0)

23 Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (57dQ0)

That's a little gay, Jesus.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (gAFsE)

24 Now we goan re-do Kwanzaa. Gonna be "Take it up the ass for anti-racism" day. Or maybe "Take it up the ass for anti-racism" month.

I like month mo better.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

25 I don't get a couple of things.

The people standing by the water are getting baptized or they are the Satanists? Why are they all wearing black-which would be a weird thing for a baptism, or it's the guy why ran up who's a Satanist?

Jesus look effeminate in that video and I doubt he gives a darn about a busty woman doing jumping jacks.

I did like the sunset at the top however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (k39e/)

26 "Jesus watches you fap."

Even with the private setting? Crap.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (FgPjD)

27 I have "Fury" on in the background and remembering the brave soldiers of WWII is my Pride month .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (Hi7Gv)

28 Mickey D's beat down was well narrated, I thought.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (jvt6t)

29 Tree prank and last TikTok were both laugh out loud funny.

I know we're supposed to be all Bonhoffer-like and witness evil because of course *someone* has to, but I don't know how many more videos of our underserved community being violent I should be watching. It's an endless supply of stress.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (OssQ4)

30 "Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales"

Please close the curtains when we do your yard Senor.

Posted by: Hey Zeus at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

31 >Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's


hasn't He got more important things to do?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)

32 3 Damn, those Juneteenth Tree Bouncing celebrations are f*cked up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:48 PM (S9l8l)

Well, feats of strength and airing of grievances were both taken by another fake holiday.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

33 Fucking tik tok jesus cock blocking my boner like Mrs. Avery.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 06:56 PM (2vKyL)

34 I saw something in a book one time about how your deceased relatives watch over you in Heaven, and how there were hundreds of thousands of people looking down on you in disappointment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (S9l8l)

One of my ancestors was fired from a school in Wisconsin for abusing students... In about 1880. One wonders WTF he did to them.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 06:56 PM (gAFsE)

35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTSr88zkAi4

It's educational.

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (8erNz)

36 Ow. Holding onto hair while punching the head towards a tile floor. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (s+u6b)

37 Just out for a walk and passed a cleaning service van with the name painted on the side:

2 Girls, 1 Mop

heh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (Bmy3R)

38 Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (57dQ0)

I thought that was ghosts which did that?. I think Jesus has better things to do than watch you fap.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (k39e/)

39 Three shakes of a lamb's tail since the last homicide.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (r4sI4)

40 You know, if I were Black, I think I'd start making up a bunch of Juneteenth "traditions" since really nobody outside of Texas could've told you about Juneteenth 2 years ago and see how far I could run with it.

You know, walk into a fancy steak place and loudly claim I'd come for my free Juneteenth Steak and 3 fingers of whiskey as is the tradition.

See Slaves weren't allowed to eat steak so the Texas cattlemen were forced by law to provide free grilled steaks and 3 fingers of whiskey every Juneteenth in the state of Texas, and now, of course, in the nation.

So, where's my steak and 3 fingers of whisky?

Like so.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (dWwl8)

41 I have to admit, I don't mind a National Holiday to celebrate the day the Democrats lost their slaves. Of course then the Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan to terrorize black people for another hundred years, until Democrats decided to just destroy the Black Nuclear Family and make young black mothers dependent on an incompetent Government. Did I mention how racist Democrats are and have always been?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (Wm5SB)

42 Jesus look effeminate in that video and I doubt he gives a darn about a busty woman doing jumping jacks.

I did like the sunset at the top however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (k39e/)

Yeah, Jesus was a Carpenter, who hung out with Hookers, and even provided Wine for Parties. Whupped up on some priests... and wrestled with Satan.

He was a MAN!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

43 Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
Stacey Abrams Says Nobody Has Ever Opposed 'Having To Prove Who You Are To Vote'

-
Whoa! I must've slipped into the Twilight Zone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (d9FiS)

44 Guessing the Navy football player gets emancipated tomorrow so he can play sports ball with Tom Brady instead of squid stuff, like we paid over a million dollars for.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (oWBc3)

45 23 Jesus watches you fap.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 06:53 PM (57dQ0)

That's a little gay, Jesus.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (gAFsE)

I've seen black jesus, white jesus, brown jesus, asian jesus, and cool jesus. Someone link me creepy peeping tom jesus, please.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (FplAd)

46 1 Victory at Sea

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

Great series, especially the music.

Posted by: Javems at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (8SSHh)

47 Jesus look effeminate in that video and I doubt he gives a darn about a busty woman doing jumping jacks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

----

It's official. In the HQ denomination, Jesus is alpha, and it is OK to ogle and fap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (2vKyL)

48 YouTube recc'd me the same cat video this morning!

Mama cat says "Doggeh, you can look but don't touch" then tells the kitteh the same.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (Bmy3R)

49 Fucking tik tok jesus cock blocking my boner like Mrs. Avery.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Wasn't that Sylvia's mother?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (OssQ4)

50 Mommy cat all like dog slow your roll.

Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (KuDNQ)

51 Got a kick out of the McDonalds beatdown. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (W4eKo)

52 Ow. Holding onto hair while punching the head towards a tile floor.

***

Be honest.

Who else was surprised when the hair remained on the head and the woman didn't escape by exercising an evolutionary advantage and losing it like a lizard sacrifices its tail to a predator? Go ahead, it's okay. Admit it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (S9l8l)

53 I need to move to Monaco or San Marino or Lichtenstein. They aren't big enough to piss me off every hour of every day.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

54 It's educational.
Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (8erNz)

Why would I want to watch a twelve minute video about 3D printers in OOOOOhhhhhhh I see why.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (gAFsE)

55 >>>The people standing by the water are getting baptized or they are the Satanists? Why are they all wearing black-which would be a weird thing for a baptism, or it's the guy why ran up who's a Satanist?

the people in the robes are the satanists.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (0G13K)

56 D-Day surviving officer- based on what I saw he was combat engineers, clearing beach defenses and mines and all of the toys that a clever enemy could come up with.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 17, 2021 07:00 PM (s+u6b)

57 Please close the curtains when we do your yard Senor.
Posted by: Hey Zeus at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

LOL. Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:00 PM (k39e/)

58 the people in the robes are the satanists.

**

The math checks out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (S9l8l)

59 >Yeah, Jesus was a Carpenter, who hung out with Hookers, and even provided Wine for Parties. Whupped up on some priests... and wrestled with Satan.

He was a MAN!


and boy howdy could He hit a curve ball!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)

60 I've seen black jesus, white jesus, brown jesus, asian jesus, and cool jesus. Someone link me creepy peeping tom jesus, please.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (FplAd)

Buddy Christ.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (oHd/0)

61 Wasn't that Sylvia's mother?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,

I really didn't expect anyone to get that. Well done.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (2vKyL)

62 Why would I want to watch a twelve minute video about 3D printers in OOOOOhhhhhhh I see why.
Silicone is involved on multiple levels.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (v16oJ)

63 For a Few More Dollars, Ennio Morricone

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (rB4m/)

64 Robbie, you got me. I was certain it was a removable top.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (OssQ4)

65 50 Mommy cat all like dog slow your roll.

You can tell from the body language they are very close friends though. Mama just wants the little one to get a little bigger first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (Bmy3R)

66 "Jesus watches you fap."

=====

Even with the private setting? Crap.
Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2021 06:55 PM


Put a Post-It over the camera lens.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

67 the people in the robes are the satanists.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (0G13K)

What a doltist thing to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (k39e/)

68 >>> Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
Stacey Abrams Says Nobody Has Ever Opposed 'Having To Prove Who You Are To Vote'
-
Whoa! I must've slipped into the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (d9FiS)


Oceania, at war, always, etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (+BMD8)

69 61 Wasn't that Sylvia's mother?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,

I really didn't expect anyone to get that. Well done.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (2vKyL)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:03 PM (jvt6t)

70 49 Fucking tik tok jesus cock blocking my boner like Mrs. Avery.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Wasn't that Sylvia's mother?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 06:59 PM (OssQ4)

Sylvia's too busy to come to the phone...

SHIT! DAMN IT!!!!! Now I gotz an EARWORM!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 07:03 PM (oHd/0)

71 67-Typo. Doltish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:03 PM (k39e/)

72 nobody outside of Texas could've told you about Juneteenth 2 years ago

I grew up in WNY, and Buffalo's had a Juneteenth Festival as far back as I can remember. I actually didn't know about its TX roots till earlier threads today.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:04 PM (Bmy3R)

73 I hated Sylvia's Mother when it came out in mid 70s, thought it died forever.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

74 And since the crown of thorns was put on before he was executed, I don't think Jesus had much time to talk about jumping jacks. The video sounds like some dimwitted thing a militant atheist does to mock Christians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:05 PM (k39e/)

75 Who can forget Dr. Hook?

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 07:05 PM (r4sI4)

76 Mommy kitteh is letting doggeh know who its new master is going to be.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:05 PM (bSk6g)

77 Whoa! I must've slipped into the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 06:58 PM (d9FiS)


Oceania, at war, always, etc..
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 07:02 PM (+BMD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBj6de4FEPE&t=7s

Obligatory..... its 2 AM, fear is gone....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (oHd/0)

78 Juneteenth, because not everyone is aware that there were some black people in the US who were slaves 150 years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (S9l8l)

79 Is this a great Country or what? I got tomorrow off because of Junething. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (Irn0L)

80 nobody outside of Texas could've told you about Juneteenth 2 years ago

I grew up in WNY, and Buffalo's had a Juneteenth Festival as far back as I can remember. I actually didn't know about its TX roots till earlier threads today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:04 PM (Bmy3R)


welp, I guess I just got educated.

What the hell, man!!!!111!!1111

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (dWwl8)

81 That was the antichrist telling me not to look at boobies.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (GYe0D)

82 Sylvia's Mother... Shel Silverstein is the barefoot one in this performance.

https://tinyurl.com/32yffevx

This is an amazing Dr. Hook video, one of my favorites.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (OssQ4)

83 I won't lie. I'm pretty excited about seeing the Juneteenth sale circulars next year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (S9l8l)

84 i worked all day then went and got an MRI on my neck. Now the doctor wants me to see a neurologist...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (UUBmN)

85 I lived in Texas for almost two decades, and I didn't know anything about juneteenth.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (bSk6g)

86 Fake Jesus needs to be beaten down like a disgruntled fast food customer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (2k5ha)

87 Is this a great Country or what? I got tomorrow off because of Junething. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (Irn0L)

Aren't you a dentist? Gonna suck for those sailors needing pearly whites seen to.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (gAFsE)

88 "Stacey Abrams Says Nobody Has Ever Opposed 'Having To Prove Who You Are To Vote'"


I saw she was trending on Twitter and wondered what it was about. There were a ton of GOP congressmen that just had to amplify her. She's a failed gubernatorial candidate that now talks on CNN, quit fucking responding to her like she's the head of the DNC.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (4thlk)

89 And in more great N.J. news, Newark took down a statue of Christopher Columbus and put up a statue of George Floyd-because he's such a hero/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (k39e/)

90 Juneteenth!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (W4eKo)

91
Maybe because it's more of an Oklahoma thing?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (57dQ0)

92 I have lived in the Detroit area now for over thirty years and had never heard of Juneteenth until last year when the Congressional Black Caucus started trying to use it for political and racism points

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (MU8wa)

93 I lived in Texas for almost two decades, and I didn't know anything about juneteenth.
Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (bSk6g)

I don't remember hearing about it till last year...and the historical basis of it sounds fishy to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (Irn0L)

94 Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (UUBmN)

Oh no! Best wishes to you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:09 PM (jvt6t)

95 lin-duh, prayers, Hon.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:09 PM (Hi7Gv)

96 I don't remember hearing about it till last year...and the historical basis of it sounds fishy to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:09 PM (bSk6g)

97 I have lived in the Detroit area now for over thirty years and had never heard of Juneteenth until last year when the Congressional Black Caucus started trying to use it for political and racism points
Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (MU8wa)

Grew up in Chicago. Never heard of it. First contact with it was reading Bonfire of the Vanities and I thought Wolfe made it up.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:09 PM (gAFsE)

98 s this a great Country or what? I got tomorrow off because of Junething. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (Irn0L)

Aren't you a dentist? Gonna suck for those sailors needing pearly whites seen to.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (gAFsE)

I am Admin...I sit on my not fat ass drinking coffee and talking on the phone and banging away on a computer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

99 I don't remember hearing about it till last year...and the historical basis of it sounds fishy to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:08 PM (Irn0L)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kwanzaa at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (gAFsE)

100 Meanwhile, uber-woke-bitch-queen Megan Rapinoe exposed for racist tweet from 2011. She needs to be cancelled. Make the enemy live by its own book of rules. https://bit.ly/3wBcXVf

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (u+Y3T)

101 i worked all day then went and got an MRI on my neck. Now the doctor wants me to see a neurologist...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (UUBmN)


Yikes, what's going on?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (GKopu)

102 What's sad is, back in the day we white folks'd go to Juneteenth and be welcomed by all. Best BBQ around and the vendors always got a kick out of serving the white folks some real BBQ and soul food. Great funk bands. A good time could be had by all. And it was a nice thing, one among the many summer festivals.

Nowadays I know I wouldn't go if I was paid to. Not only am I positive I would not be welcomed, but I've heard that gangs and Black Muslims and such have taken it over anyway.

Race relations have gone totally downhill for decades now. Just sad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (Bmy3R)

103 I grew up in WNY, and Buffalo's had a Juneteenth Festival as far back as I can remember. I actually didn't know about its TX roots till earlier threads today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:04 PM (Bmy3R)

First time I ever heard of Juneteenth was when I moved to Buffalo back in 1980.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (BgMrQ)

104
What's that song that goes Jesus is just alright with me?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (57dQ0)

105 I am Admin...I sit on my not fat ass drinking coffee and talking on the phone and banging away on a computer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

I'm getting early onset Bidenitis or something. Which one of y'all was a dentist?!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (gAFsE)

106 > That was the antichrist telling me not to look at boobies.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 17, 2021 07:06 PM (GYe0D)



Yeah, don't listen to him.

Posted by: Demi Rose at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (cWeC0)

107 It's made up bullshit like Quanza. Just another excuse to take off, party, and maybe shoot someone.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

108 93 I lived in Texas for almost two decades, and I didn't know anything about juneteenth.
Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:07 PM (bSk6g)

When I took 7th grade Texas History, Juneteenth was taught. It was an historical quirk more than anything, but it grew and is now a Federal Holiday.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (jvt6t)

109 Race relations have gone totally downhill for decades now.

Oh, it really hasn't been that long.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (W4eKo)

110 73 I hated Sylvia's Mother when it came out in mid 70s, thought it died forever.
Posted by: Skip

I thought it was a masterpiece, but probably overplayed at the time (not on stations I listened to, but you did hear it a lot just being alive at the time.)

To me, it ranks up there with MacArthur Park, Croce's Operator, Lucille, and a few others for capturing angst and pain. They are good songs but only if you don't hear them over and over and over like they do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (2vKyL)

111 I am Admin...I sit on my not fat ass drinking coffee and talking on the phone and banging away on a computer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

I'm getting early onset Bidenitis or something. Which one of y'all was a dentist?!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (gAFsE)

Me. But I promoted to the head dentist so I administrate now for The Navy. I am a big cheese LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (Irn0L)

112 Zo, we got another Federal Holiday.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (V13WU)

113 Meanwhile, uber-woke-bitch-queen Megan Rapinoe exposed for racist tweet from 2011. She needs to be cancelled. Make the enemy live by its own book of rules. https://bit.ly/3wBcXVf
Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM (u+Y3T)



Never happen. Their side doesn't have rules.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (GKopu)

114 First time I ever heard of Juneteenth was when I moved to Buffalo back in 1980.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (BgMrQ)

Rick James was still playing it not long before!

This is really educational, I always thought all big cities with sizeable black populations had Juneteenth. I'm genuinely surprised that Detroit and Chicago don't!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (Bmy3R)

115 The McDonald's brawl is really something - that's just a small part of it, but the ending is what made it. That, and her getting cuffed and led out to the squad car.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (wAnMi)

116 That's the title, Sooth.

Doobie Brothers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

117 Wait,...Junetooth is now a federal holiday? Since when?

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)

118 Is junething on the same level as kwanza?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (Irn0L)

119 What traditions are associated with Jewnteenth?

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

120 82 I just can't.
Well goodnight horde, and with luck will forget Sylvia's Mother ever was made by morning.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Cxk7w)

121 No yellow.

Posted by: Megan Nopeenoe at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

122 I heard about Juneteenth because of the associated shootouts that accompanied the "music" festival celebrations in Atlanta every year.

Plus one for this willowed comment:
If the 2024 primary came down to DeSantis vs Trump, who would the Horde back?

DeSantis - only because, as the Chief Executive of a large state with plenty of liberal opposition, he has more experience going in on how to play the game effectively from day one. Sure, Trump knows better now. He won't make the same mistakes. But he has a tendency to hire poorly - its a mistake that seems to be DNA coded, not something to shake off easily.

DeSantis will never hire someone like 1) the Mooch 2) Steve Bannon 3) Jeff Sessions 4) Omoroso or whatever her name was 5) a marriage conflicted Kellyanne Conway 6) Gen Kelly 6) Gen Mattis 7) Bill Barr Chris Wray or anyone else connected with Bush's old regime, Obama's regime or anyone else's regime that was part of the problem all along...its not in DeSantis' DNA to bring into his inner circle basket cases and egotistical fools that will confound his efforts at every turn.
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 04:38 PM (5iUNf)

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (RazSD)

123 Just Silverstein and the guys gettin' by on their looks.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (r4sI4)

124 The last couple of years you would never know Juneteenth was a thing here in my little town. It was much bigger ten years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Hi7Gv)

125
Yeah, don't listen to him.
Posted by: Demi Rose at June 17, 2021 07:11 PM (cWeC0)

If God did not want us to look at boobies, he would not have made them so beautiful. To avert your eyes is to declare that God's gift is unsuitable for you.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (gAFsE)

126 "Be honest."

You got me. I expected the rug to come off.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (FgPjD)

127 "Wait,...Junetooth is now a federal holiday? Since when?
Posted by: Mookie"

Yesterday I think. Them Dems know how to get stuff done.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:15 PM (Tnijr)

128 I am Admin...I sit on my not fat ass drinking coffee and talking on the phone and banging away on a computer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:10 PM


NGU is too modest. He's also the designer, manufacturer, and premier installer of Aquaflage and MARPAT custom grills on the East Coast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 07:15 PM (DMUuz)

129 What business is going to give a day off with pay to celebrate Juneteenth? Just another paid vacation day for government employees.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 07:15 PM (4thlk)

130 Wait,...Junetooth is now a federal holiday? Since when?
Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)

Since about 3 PM this afternoon and the Deputy SG emailed us by 4 or 5 that we had tomorrow off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:15 PM (Irn0L)

131 Wait,...Junetooth is now a federal holiday? Since when?
Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)


Today.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:15 PM (GKopu)

132 Me. But I promoted to the head dentist so I administrate now for The Navy. I am a big cheese LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:12 PM (Irn0L)

Did they issue you a Persian cat to stroke while you hand down decisions?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (gAFsE)

133 Ahoy shipmates!

Spent the morning on a garden tour of my twee towne, then chilled. Beautiful summer day here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

134 Yesterday I think. Them Dems know how to get stuff done.

**

Yep. Five months in an we've got gun bans, internal combustion engine bans, pipelines shut down, and a new paid day off federal holiday.

Remember when we got tax cuts that will expire?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (S9l8l)

135 Currently reading this:

That's What the Old Ones Say: Pre-Colonial Revelations of God to Native America by Chief Joseph RiverWind.

The connections to Scripture are amazing, and show how His word was spread to all nations, long before the coming of the "white man".

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (bSk6g)

136 I heard about Juneteenth many years ago. Sounded cool to me because it was good news about a good thing. But of course the left wants to use it to further racial conflict.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2021 07:17 PM (tcsxg)

137 Who else was surprised when the hair remained on the head and the woman didn't escape by exercising an evolutionary advantage and losing it like a lizard sacrifices its tail to a predator? Go ahead, it's okay. Admit it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ign

Me. Ive seen enough real housewives of atlanta to know how that was supposed to end.
It was an interesting twist that they avoided the expected.

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2021 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

138 "it ranks up there with MacArthur Park"

But why in hell leave the cake out in the rain?

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:17 PM (u+Y3T)

139 Juneteenth is a thing here in Texas depending on where you live.

When I was in college in Austin, it was kind of a thing.
Beer and BBQ. Who could object to that?

But, that's the only time I've really seen it celebrated.

But, now that the left's got ahold of it, i'm sure it'll become some angry hate filled dealio, instead of celebration and fun good times.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2021 07:17 PM (dWwl8)

140 Never happen. Their side doesn't have rules.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM


Not true; they use my rules!

Posted by: Calvin at June 17, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

141 Spar Trek is on. It's the one where they beam the obnoxious flying trash can aboard.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:18 PM (Tnijr)

142 >Spent the morning on a garden tour of my twee towne, then chilled. Beautiful summer day here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (Dc2N


Howdy Eris!

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:18 PM (cWeC0)

143 Just another one of the many fed holidays that aren't a holiday unless you work for the gov, schools, or finance. Nobody else even knows they exist.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 07:18 PM (+BMD8)

144 What the fuck good is Juneteenth if I can't me some good soul food? Let's party!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2021 07:18 PM (2k5ha)

145 Did they issue you a Persian cat to stroke while you hand down decisions?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:16 PM (gAFsE)

I wish. They gave me a computer and a DOD cell phone so ramesh from india can call me about my car warrantry, the interest rate on my credit cards, my healthcare, and the federal warrant out for my arrest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:19 PM (Irn0L)

146 It was an interesting twist that they avoided the expected.

**

It was the M. Night Shamalan of routine,everyday McDonalds brawls. It's what made it special.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:19 PM (S9l8l)

147 They gave me a computer and a DOD cell phone so ramesh from india can call me about my car warrantry, the interest rate on my credit cards, my healthcare, and the federal warrant out for my arrest

**

I no-sh*t got a call a few weeks ago that told me to press one to lower the interest rate on my credit card, or press two to extend my car warranty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (S9l8l)

148 I remember the Juneteeth celebrations when I was a kid. Rapping Juneteenth carols, throwing Molotov cocktails at police stations . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (d9FiS)

149 NGU, how does one address the Head Dentist of the Navy? Your Grace?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (cWeC0)

150 Thus sayeth The Buffalo Snewz:

Buffalo's first organized JuneTeenth festival was held on Jefferson Avenue in June 1976. The first two Juneteenth celebrations were centered around War Memorial Stadium. The event was moved to Martin Luther King Park in 1978.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (Bmy3R)

151 I meant neurosurgeon ...
Basically, bulging disc, bone spurs, arthritis, and stenosis in my cervical spine....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (UUBmN)

152 I looked, there are now 11 federal holidays. That's two plus weeks off for govco workers besides their regular vacation days.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (4thlk)

153 NGU, how does one address the Head Dentist of the Navy? Your Grace?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (cWeC0)

The Tisroc (may he live for ever)

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (gAFsE)

154 Portland should be lit tonight with BLM antifa celebrating junetenth, fathers' day, and mass resignation of the riot squad.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (c6eZF)

155 Maud'dib, How are ya, Bro?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (Hi7Gv)

156 This is really educational, I always thought all big cities with sizeable black populations had Juneteenth. I'm genuinely surprised that Detroit and Chicago don't!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (Bmy3R)

Cleveland didn't prior to the time I moved to Buffalo.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)

157 All dentists are Head Dentists.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM (r4sI4)

158 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 07:23 PM (HaL55)

159 >I meant neurosurgeon ...
Basically, bulging disc, bone spurs, arthritis, and stenosis in my cervical spine....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (UUBmN)


Are you out of warranty?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:23 PM (cWeC0)

160 I was surprised there was not a de-weaving in the McDonnybrook. It subverted my expectations!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 17, 2021 07:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

161 Juneteenth is a thing here in Texas depending on where you live.


It was kinda a thing in Galveston at one time in the 80's. Not sure now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:23 PM (OCTRt)

162 NGU, how does one address the Head Dentist of the Navy? Your Grace?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (cWeC0)

Hello Ball

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (Irn0L)

163 Are you out of warranty?
Posted by: Muad'dib
-----
Probably...my husband didn't know he was getting a lemon...lol!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (UUBmN)

164 The Tisroc (may he live for ever)
---

*Bows and retreats backwards*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

165 148 I remember the Juneteeth celebrations when I was a kid. Rapping Juneteenth carols, throwing Molotov cocktails at police stations . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 07:20 PM (d9FiS)

That popping noise? fireworks? random drive-by?.....who knows, right?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (jvt6t)

166 I'm genuinely surprised that Detroit and Chicago don't!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (Bmy3R)

Maybe Chicago did, but Chicago is big and had/has some areas where Persons of Pallor are ill advised to go unless they fancy being a statistic-- Especially in the early 90s, when I was coming up.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (gAFsE)

167 **hugs Ben Had**


I'm tired but outstanding. I have 5 grandkids in my house today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:24 PM (cWeC0)

168 NGU, how does one address the Head Dentist of the Navy? Your Grace?
Posted by: Muad'dib
___

Depends on how much giggle gas is adminstered.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:25 PM (bSk6g)

169 When I was in college in Austin, it was kind of a thing.
Beer and BBQ. Who could object to that?


Yep, that's how ours were. Beer, BBQ and live soul, blues, R & B and funk. Everybody got along and everybody had fun.

The Left ruins everything.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:25 PM (Bmy3R)

170 I meant neurosurgeon ...
Basically, bulging disc, bone spurs, arthritis, and stenosis in my cervical spine....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (UUBmN)


Are you out of warranty?
Posted by: Muad'dib


Do you have a moment where we could talk about your body's extended warranty that's about to expire?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:25 PM (OCTRt)

171 " the obnoxious flying trash can"

They recycled Nomad as the Romulan cloaking device in the episode where Spock bangs the hot Romulan commander. Green, yo!

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:25 PM (u+Y3T)

172 Does this jockstrap make my rack look small?

Posted by: Megan Nopeenoe at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (W4eKo)

173 All dentists are Head Dentists.
Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 07:22 PM


Not 100% accurate.

Posted by: Vagina dentata at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

174 Do you have a moment where we could talk about your body's extended warranty that's about to expire?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:25 PM (OCTRt)

The Left is planning on trampling Trump's legacy, will you help us fight back with a $50... hello?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (gAFsE)

175 Maud'dib, How's Benny ? I'm guessing in hiding or seventh heaven.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (Hi7Gv)

176 It was kinda a thing in Galveston at one time in the 80's. Not sure now.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:23 PM (OCTRt)


I lived in Corpus Christi from 2012-2016. Never heard of it until a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (GKopu)

177 "They recycled Nomad as the Romulan cloaking device in the episode where Spock bangs the hot Romulan commander."

I got screwed out of my royalties.

Posted by: Jackson Roykirk at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

178 *heavy sigh*

Walked out of my house for the last time today. 30 years in it. Good and some not so good memories.
Oh well, on to bigger and better. We close sometime next week.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)

179 Not 100% accurate.
Posted by: Vagina dentata at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

Is that actually a thing, or did some 14 year old Eli Roth wannabee post it on 4chan and everyone believed it?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:28 PM (gAFsE)

180 Is junething on the same level as kwanza?

Yup. I ignore both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 07:28 PM (HaL55)

181 I saw something in a book one time about how your deceased relatives watch over you in Heaven, and how there were hundreds of thousands of people looking down on you in disappointment.

Apparently the author wasn't very good at maths. Go back a handful of generations and realize the descendants could number in the thousands. Out of those thousands, certainly there are hundreds far more interesting to watch.

Besides, how many voyeurs are there in Heaven, and shouldn't we be disappointed in them for sitting around eating popcorn watching you do kinky stuff? What kind low moral criteria does St Peter permit?

And is Heaven that boring and pointless that watching evil 24/7 is a better alternative?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 07:28 PM (+LCoQ)

182 I'm assuming that the poster who think it's the Antichrist who is telling him not to look at boobies doesn't believe in the anti Christ or is not a Christian. This kind of comment about the Anti Christ is just kind of foolish, because the Bible takes the anti Christ it seriously even though theologian debate about what the Rev reference means. If that poster doesn't-(take it seriously- fine- but he probably should know about the anti Christ,just to be informed.

https://www.gotquestions.org/antichrist.html

I liked the dog and the ducklings video.

I'm rather irritable tonight; Sorry. I'm in pain from Lyme. Have a good evening folks. And if you want to talk about how God wants your to look at boobies in your entire free time, go ahead. Some poster is depressed and will be posting lots of boobie picture tonight. Enjoy, Boobie pictures don't cheer me up. Neither do dick pictures.

Will pray for wisdom for doctors and healing for you, Lin-duh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (k39e/)

183 Rep. Cori Bush celebrated the signing into law of Juneteenth as a federal holiday by urging the passage of social programs like reparations and ending what she referred to as housing and education apartheid calling it prioritizing Black liberation in its totality.

Yeah? NO
How about you go fuck yourself, but you probably will not do that if you look in the mirror....ooh girl you but ugly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

184 Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)

***

It's a weird feeling. Congratulations nonetheless.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (S9l8l)

185 > Maud'dib, How's Benny ? I'm guessing in hiding or seventh heaven.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:26 PM (


It's the latter. He loooves kids and plays with them non-stop. They're little, 10 down to 2.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (cWeC0)

186 170 I meant neurosurgeon ...
Basically, bulging disc, bone spurs, arthritis, and stenosis in my cervical spine....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (UUBmN)
Are you out of warranty?
Posted by: Muad'dib
Do you have a moment where we could talk about your body's extended warranty that's about to expire?

Where have you gone Earl Scheib........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (jvt6t)

187 Kwaanza is totally made up bullshit.

Juneteenth actually is a Thing. It's maybe not quite the Thing that they think it is these days, but it is a real thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (Bmy3R)

188
Yep. Five months in an we've got gun bans, internal combustion engine bans, pipelines shut down, and a new paid day off federal holiday.

And once again, respect on the world stage!

Posted by: Ma Roon at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (63Dwl)

189 Walked out of my house for the last time today. 30 years in it. Good and some not so good memories.
Oh well, on to bigger and better. We close sometime next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)


Wow, the longest I've ever lived in one place is 8 years. Here's to a smooth closing and wonderful memories in your new home!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (GKopu)

190 I lived in Corpus Christi from 2012-2016. Never heard of it until a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Jordan61


Corpus is more Hispanic than black. Galveston was where the announcement was made in 1865. Kinda holds a special place for the historical value.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (OCTRt)

191 And is Heaven that boring and pointless that watching evil 24/7 is a better alternative?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 07:28 PM (+LCoQ)

Good point, Reuben. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (k39e/)

192 If I'm in Heaven I'm not gonna sit around and watch you fap.
Now maybe that's what they make people in the other place do.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

193 That's What the Old Ones Say: Pre-Colonial Revelations of God to Native America by Chief Joseph RiverWind.

The connections to Scripture are amazing, and show how His word was spread to all nations, long before the coming of the "white man".

Posted by: SMH

Thank you!

Added to List

Posted by: Miklos, almost fully literate at June 17, 2021 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

194 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2021 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

As we all know, 'liberation' is synonymous with 'getting tons of free shit'.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:31 PM (gAFsE)

195 189 Walked out of my house for the last time today. 30 years in it. Good and some not so good memories.
Oh well, on to bigger and better. We close sometime next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)

Congratulations!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:31 PM (jvt6t)

196 -> *heavy sigh*

Walked out of my house for the last time today. 30 years in it. Good and some not so good memories.
Oh well, on to bigger and better. We close sometime next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 202


I'd have a cocktail with you if I were closer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:31 PM (cWeC0)

197 141 Spar Trek is on. It's the one where they beam the obnoxious flying trash can aboard.
Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:18 PM (Tnijr)
-----------
Another machine intelligence Kirk talks into killing itself - a common theme in the series.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 17, 2021 07:31 PM (xqRaG)

198 When Satanists find themselves at the Pearly Gates do they go running for the down escalator, or start trying to filibuster that it was all an act and they didn't mean it?

Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

199 Missed the Macaroon thread. He's probably saying "kiss our asses or we give up the info that Trump won, we have the communications, asshole."

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 07:32 PM (ONvIw)

200 And is Heaven that boring and pointless that watching evil 24/7 is a better alternative?
Posted by: Reuben Hick
___

letsee...

Explore the universe (and beyond) at Jesus' side or...

Watch someone somewhere in the world rub one out.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:32 PM (bSk6g)

201 Am I the only one with a constant uncommanded scrolling of the page?

Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2021 07:32 PM (HQ9Sl)

202 Posted by: rickb223

Good luck. I did that 2 yrs ago. First house I bought. Lived in for 20 yrs almost to the day. Wish I could put that house on this lot.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (dYrVA)

203 My Heaven has a deer stand where big trophy bucks wander by all day long, and even if I shoot and eat them they come back the next day, same ones. Oh, and no mosquitoes in my heaven.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (Bmy3R)

204 *pushes bubble bath and a glass of wine thru Fenelon's USB port*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (HaL55)

205 Wow, the longest I've ever lived in one place is 8 years. Here's to a smooth closing and wonderful memories in your new home!
Posted by: Jordan61


Thanks all. Lived 17 years in childhood home. Moved to Texas and spent 3 years in parent's home. Went to work for the state and moved 11 times in four years. It wS easier to live out of two cardboard boxes. I swore at some point I was going to put down roots. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (OCTRt)

206 Kwaanza is totally made up bullshit.

Juneteenth actually is a Thing. It's maybe not quite the Thing that they think it is these days, but it is a real thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Seems like Kwaanzateenth should be on a Solstice or Equinox.

Moar inclusiver that way

Posted by: Miklos, every day a holiday at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

207 When Satanists find themselves at the Pearly Gates do they go running for the down escalator, or start trying to filibuster that it was all an act and they didn't mean it?
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

Would they even get that far? I always took that story as a bit metaphorical. The Powers That Be are updated on your actions and status of your soul constantly (at least I assume they are, what with being supernatural and all), so I don't see why one or the other wouldn't take immediate possession.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:34 PM (gAFsE)

208 Kirk was a smooth talker in his jerky stilted way. He could really talk his way out of some shit.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:34 PM (Tnijr)

209 The Bee's take on the Victoria's Secret catalog:

http://tinyurl.com/victoriameh

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 07:34 PM (XGAZE)

210 Hey Fen, I'm a 3 time Lyme loser. The reaction I get when the doxycycline is curing me is damn unpleasant. I hope you feel better ASAP.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:34 PM (cWeC0)

211 182: Prayers up for you, too , Fen.

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 07:35 PM (ONvIw)

212 Does anyone remember the book MP$ mentioned this am? By Finney or something. About lost stories or news stories.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:35 PM (dYrVA)

213 Aviator, yes. You may need to adjust your vertical.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:35 PM (Hi7Gv)

214 203 My Heaven has a deer stand where big trophy bucks wander by all day long, and even if I shoot and eat them they come back the next day, same ones. Oh, and no mosquitoes in my heaven.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:33 PM (Bmy3R)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Mosquitoes at June 17, 2021 07:35 PM (jvt6t)

215 Pride month, junetenth, I don't know what I am going to do with all this partaying !

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)

216
Press one to be an Amway distributor.
Press two for Mary Kay.
Press three to speak to a Jehovah's Witness

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:36 PM (kTF2Z)

217 209 The Bee's take on the Victoria's Secret catalog:

It's funny but kinda sad for today's remaining non soi-bois to not get to have any fun!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:36 PM (Bmy3R)

218 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Zombie Mosquitoes
___

Yeah, about the Heaven part...

Y'all ain't a part of it.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2021 07:36 PM (bSk6g)

219 "Am I the only one with a constant uncommanded scrolling of the page?"


No. As soon as it finishes loading all the videos the page jumps up to some random comment somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 07:37 PM (4thlk)

220 MP4. Geez. I'm tired.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:37 PM (dYrVA)

221 No ammo shortages either. God is my Reloader.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:37 PM (Bmy3R)

222 Hey I'm back.

satanic jazzercise? Really?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

223 Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:35 PM (dYrVA)

Forgotten News: The Crime of the Century and other Lost Stories.

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 07:38 PM (ONvIw)

224 These new VS granny boxers are sexy as hell.

Posted by: Megan Nopeenoe at June 17, 2021 07:38 PM (W4eKo)

225 > Kwaanza is totally made up bullshit.

> Juneteenth actually is a Thing.

Yep. An actual significant event, in Texas. Worthy of a Texas holiday, for sure. Federal? Nah.

If we're going to commemorate the end of slavery in the United States, that would be October 18, 1867, when the federal government formally took possession of Alaska, thus freeing the thousands of slaves (of every imaginable ethnicity) held by the Tlingit Indians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 07:38 PM (XGAZE)

226 Posted by: Zombie Mosquitoes

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Guy came by to do the mosquito treatment today. We haven't had rain in a month. Supposed to get heavy downpours tonight. Lovely.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

227 Well, the 4 year old just kicked the 2 year old in the face and we have a spectacular nose bleed. Gotta be grandpa. Later.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:39 PM (cWeC0)

228 BREAKING NEWS: Meghan Markle has been found strangled, stabbed, shot nine times and stuffed into a filled cement mixer in Montecito.

"We determined the cause of death was suicide," said Craig Richcomb, lead detective. "Yeah, definitely suicide. What's for lunch?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

229 Octeenth!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 17, 2021 07:39 PM (W4eKo)

230 Spock is feeling up Nomad in a kind of creepy way.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

231 Well, the 4 year old just kicked the 2 year old in the face and we have a spectacular nose bleed. Gotta be grandpa. Later.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2021 07:39 PM (cWeC0)

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You have an iron in the fire, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

232 Surprising but I don't have a skeeters but I'm being overrun with grasshoppers. I'm gonna net about 5,000 of 'em and give them to hogmartin and Helena Handbasket for their chickens.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:40 PM (Hi7Gv)

233 Guy came by to do the mosquito treatment today. We haven't had rain in a month. Supposed to get heavy downpours tonight. Lovely.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)


I'm still scratching myself raw from the mosquito bites I got at the MoMe last weekend. I'm not used to that since I moved here from TX.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:40 PM (GKopu)

234 Who cares about MegHan Sparkle?

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2021 07:40 PM (PisyI)

235 Holy crap, I'm glad I don't live in AZ where it's 117 outside.
You could sous vide in a swimming pool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 07:41 PM (2EZQU)

236 Forgotten News: The Crime of the Century and other Lost Stories.
Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 07:38

Thank you very much CN!

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:41 PM (dYrVA)

237 Thank you very much CN!
Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:41 PM (dYrVA)

My pleasure, MP4 makes great recommendations.

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2021 07:42 PM (ONvIw)

238 Holy crap, I'm glad I don't live in AZ where it's 117 outside.
You could sous vide in a swimming pool.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 07:41 PM (2EZQU)


Heh. I talked to little sister earlier this week and she told me how hot it was going to be. I told her I probably won't be coming to visit for a few months.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:42 PM (GKopu)

239 "I'm glad I don't live in AZ where it's 117 outside"

It's a dry heat. A dry desiccating heat.

Posted by: One of them cow skulls at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

240 Jordan61, rub some apple cider vinegar on them. Takes the itch right out.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (Hi7Gv)

241 The Jumping Jacks were mesmerizing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

242 I knew about Juneteenth and am not from Texas. I cheated I was stationed in Texas in the mid 80s. Got to go to the State Fair too. Deep fried ice cream made a more lasting impression.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (6Pqz7)

243 Here's a great take on the Megan Rapinoe tweet. (OK, it's great because I wrote it, but hey, gotta try) https://bit.ly/3xuZG0p

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

244 It's a dry heat. A dry desiccating heat.

Not many mummies found in the tropics. Just sayin'...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (HaL55)

245 > i worked all day then went and got an MRI on my neck. Now the doctor wants me to see a neurologist...
Posted by: lin-duh


we should start a club
I'm getting a CT scan tomorrow morning

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)

246 Jordan61, rub some apple cider vinegar on them. Takes the itch right out.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (Hi7Gv)


Ooh, thanks! This cortisone cream isn't doing shit.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (GKopu)

247 At least it's not Freaknik, who remembers putting up with that.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (vuisn)

248 The mozzies are bad here in Alaska this year... it's been raining a fair amount. I've got a ton of bites.

That said, I'd rather have mosquitos than the drought and wildfires of the last several years.

A couple of years back it was 90 degrees, plus the smoke from the wildfires was so bad you couldn't have the windows open ("Air conditioning"? What's that?).

Alaskans aren't used to that shit.

One guy rigged up some ductwork to blow air from his car air conditioner into his bedroom. I thought that was pretty clever. Probably expensive, but clever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (XGAZE)

249 because the Bible takes the anti Christ it seriously even though theologian debate about what the Rev reference means.

I'm pretty sure Antichrist is not mentioned in Rev. Though John did write of the Antichrist in his letters.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (+LCoQ)

250 You could sous vide in a swimming pool.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 07:41 PM (2EZQU)

Got a buddy in Scottsdale - it's literally a sunny day on Mercury there right now - they have inside orders from the town - hide in place or your skin will get seared right off your bones if you walk outside...how does anyone live like that? Talk about some dystopian nightmare, try only being able to crawl out a night like a cockroach.

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (5iUNf)

251 I commented a few threads back about a random severed arm found in Minneapolis behind a Ukrainian community center. Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (+WWsf)

252 @239: "It's a dry heat. A dry desiccating heat."

Stop your complaining and turn on your swamp cooler.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:46 PM (+WWsf)

253 Ha ha, not connected!

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2021 07:47 PM (PisyI)

254 The Powers That Be are updated on your actions and status of your soul constantly (at least I assume they are, what with being supernatural and all), so I don't see why one or the other wouldn't take immediate possession.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 17, 2021 07:34 PM (gAFsE)


Various Deities Still Sorting Through Victims Of Tragic Queens Bus Accident

https://bit.ly/3gNoqKK

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2021 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

255 251 I commented a few threads back about a random severed arm found in Minneapolis behind a Ukrainian community center. Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (+WWsf)

Well they're severed, so of course they're not connected.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 17, 2021 07:47 PM (z5Vrg)

256 Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (+WWsf)

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Well, not anymore.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)

257 Well, in remeberence of the long-gone Buffalo Juneteenths of my yoot, I'm-a pour one out, accompanied by some vintage Rick James:

https://tinyurl.com/3zuw5v5d

We're Bustin' Out on the funk! (Bustin' Out!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:48 PM (Bmy3R)

258 Jordan61, rub some apple cider vinegar on them. Takes the itch right out.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (Hi7Gv)

Ooh, thanks! This cortisone cream isn't doing shit.
Posted by: J



isn't this your husband's job?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 07:48 PM (+1z5A)

259 @250: "Talk about some dystopian nightmare, try only being able to crawl out a night like a cockroach."

Even more fun when you stop and think about where all the local water comes from. Personally, I want the nuclear powered mass desalination future that we were promised before the moon landings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:49 PM (+WWsf)

260 I have shown horses in 117 degree temps. Ft. Worth Paint World show. Going into an air conditioned arena was a shock.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:49 PM (Hi7Gv)

261 You could sous vide in a swimming pool

Tell CBD. He could put a whole side of beef in the pool for 45 days at 120F....

Posted by: Mookie at June 17, 2021 07:49 PM (u+Y3T)

262 Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM (+WWsf
De arm bone connecta to de shoulder boneDe shoulder bone connecta to de rib boneDe rib bone connecta to de back boneDe back bone connecta to de hip bone
Dem bones dem bones gonna rise againDem bones dem bones gonna rise againDem bones dem bones gonna rise againNow hear de word of de Lord

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 17, 2021 07:49 PM (BMmaB)

263
"wth" linked some interesting High Beams in the thread below

Here's a wacky broad from Rhode Island trying to get out of a traffic ticket. She's so wacky her High Beams are, get this, cRoSsEyEd. Really, she has "Googly Eyes" for nips:

https://youtu.be/PMI83UXwouw?t=6

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (a5wky)

264 . . . .about a random severed arm found in Minneapolis behind a Ukrainian community center. Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

So the victims are not armed, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt88)

265 Um 1 John references the antichrist a couple of times. It's biblical, it will happen.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (oWBc3)

266 "Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected."

Call me!

Posted by: Dr Frank N. Stein at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

267 If Satan wants to test me with the boobs, he's outta luck.

I'm an ass man.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

268 Hmmmmm....random body parts. Minneapolis. Ukrainians...

Movie pitch?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM (jvt6t)

269 Kwanzaa and Juneteenth are social constructs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM (psJgU)

270 Jordan61, rub some apple cider vinegar on them. Takes the itch right out.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:43 PM (Hi7Gv)

Ooh, thanks! This cortisone cream isn't doing shit.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 07:44 PM (GKopu)

But first, slap hot iron to them !

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 07:52 PM (V13WU)

271 Skeeters around here used to be so bad, they would carry small children away. So many mother's last view of their children was of their bloody bodies being dragged into the woods.

So, what's desert?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 07:52 PM (ySM85)

272 So it would seem that cats and dogs have more in comong than hmans and marxists.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 07:52 PM (+1z5A)

273 Muad'dib, Might I ask what kind of reactions to the doxycycline? A relative is having a nasty time with it. Thanks.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 17, 2021 07:53 PM (7EjX1)

274 So the victims are not armed, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt8

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Oh, fuck you!

Posted by: Michele Fields at June 17, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)

275 Nineteenth launch and landing for Falcon 9 rocket carried a GPS navigation satellite for the U.S. Space Force.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 07:54 PM (jd+Ya)

276 What is the McDonalds brawl about?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

277 Edward Scissorhands, call your transplant surgeon in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 07:54 PM (Hi7Gv)

278 It's been right around the 100 mark all week in my corner of CO.

Was Zooming with a coworker in AZ earlier. I mentioned it was 98 out. She said "Oh, so it's a nice cool day."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (Bmy3R)

279 Watch the video qdpsteve

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (PisyI)

280 So the victims are not armed, right?
Posted by: Tonypete

Oh, fuck you!
Posted by: Michele Fields

I liked that one so much Michele that I patted myself on the back!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt88)

281 I live less than one mile from the Ashton House, the 2nd floor balcony from which the Emancipation Proclamation was read to Galveston slaves, two full years after Lincoln's first publishing the document. Ashton House has been a monument here for decades, and the history is a part of damn near every Island tour operator.

The only thing "fishy" about it, is Southern Democrats suppressing the news of the freedom of the slaves, from the slaves. And they haven't stopped with that, then till now.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (QzJWU)

282 Jordan,
It's because you didn't drink enough booze. I only got a couple bites.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (2EZQU)

283 Ben: ever since that masturbation accident, the name has been Edwina Scissorhands... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

284 What is the McDonalds brawl about?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

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I'm betting it wasn't over the salads.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)

285 The connections to Scripture are amazing, and show how His word was spread to all nations, long before the coming of the "white man".

"If indeed you continue in the faith, stable and steadfast, not shifting from the hope of the gospel that you heard, which has been proclaimed in all creation under heaven and of which I, Paul became a minister." Colossians 1:23

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 07:56 PM (+LCoQ)

286 Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM


So right now, their theory of the case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 07:56 PM (DMUuz)

287 Jordan,
It's because you didn't drink enough booze. I only got a couple bites.

Rookie mistake.
Posted by: n


you're dating marv alprt?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 07:56 PM (+1z5A)

288 51 I meant neurosurgeon ...
Basically, bulging disc, bone spurs, arthritis, and stenosis in my cervical spine....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (UUBmN)

Prayers! lin-duh!

Posted by: Iris at June 17, 2021 07:57 PM (6lKe4)

289 Very strange. I finally found a nice summer robe at Kohl's. I looked all over the website and no mention of where it was made. Picked it up today. Nicer than I thought. Still no indication on any of the tags of where is was made. I can only assume one thing. Dammit.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 07:57 PM (dYrVA)

290

God, seeing that n***** b**** get beat then f****** just made my f****** day. I hate those huge fat screaming black c****. I'd shoot every one of them in the f****** face. I hate those fat n***** screeching c****.

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 07:57 PM (1Oj5S)

291 "Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM

So right now, their theory of the case doesn't have a leg to stand on."

They are probably going to need a hand. Or two.

Posted by: Dr Frank N. Stein at June 17, 2021 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

292 264 . . . .about a random severed arm found in Minneapolis behind a Ukrainian community center. Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

So the victims are not armed, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt8

Fvck you Tony

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (BgMrQ)

293 I'm an ass man.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM


Do you have the license plate?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (DMUuz)

294
We got a live one, here!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (a5wky)

295 Infidel, did it come with a fortune cookie? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

296 150 Thus sayeth The Buffalo Snewz:

Buffalo's first organized JuneTeenth festival was held on Jefferson Avenue in June 1976. The first two Juneteenth celebrations were centered around War Memorial Stadium. The event was moved to Martin Luther King Park in 1978.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 07:21 PM (Bmy3R)

To be fair, Buffalo doesn't need much of an excuse to throw a party. How many cities have a holiday where people take off of work the Monday after Easter to engage in a little light S&M with pussy willow branches in between dancing polkas? And yes, it's Buffalo. Saying alcohol is involved is like saying water is wet.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (Wm5SB)

297 So the victims are not armed, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt8

Is this the part where someone suggests looking in the water since the victim's name was Bob....?

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (5iUNf)

298 Rapinoe hates Asians, Hunter hates Asians. No problem. Circling the drain America.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 07:59 PM (oWBc3)

299 I'm an ass man.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM

Do you have the license plate?
Posted by: D


he just has the fusili

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 07:59 PM (+1z5A)

300 Just saying, you sound nice

sarcasm



Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2021 07:59 PM (PisyI)

301 So right now, their theory of the case doesn't have a leg to stand on."

They are probably going to need a hand. Or two.
Posted by: Dr Frank N. Stein

Are they kicking around a few ideas?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (Rvt88)

302 At HotFart, the argument is:

Let Juneteenth stand, and the Repubs constantly remind everyone it's a holiday brought to us by them.

I'm not sure this strategy is bad. Dems like to take credit for any and all "civil rights" legislation even though the facts prove they're full of bullshit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Rapinoe hates Asians, Hunter hates Asians. No problem. Circling the drain America.
Posted by: T


in fairness, he just hates foreign born asians, he is find with domesticated asians

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (+1z5A)

304 Cleanup on aisle 290.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (XGAZE)

305 Is this the part where someone suggests looking in the water since the victim's name was Bob....?
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (5iUNf)


What if it's female though? Ilene?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (jvt6t)

306 Clean up, aisle 290,

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:01 PM (V5Nn3)

307 " and never mess with the crazy, fucking Ukranians"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:01 PM (Hi7Gv)

308 Um 1 John references the antichrist a couple of times. It's biblical, it will happen.

Right, in a couple letters, furthermore John said of the Antichrist "...this is the spirit of the antichrist, which you heard was coming andnow is in the world already". - 1 John 4:3

Not that it will happen, it happened two thousand years ago.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 08:01 PM (+LCoQ)

309 McDonald's brawl?

The usual. Big Bang vs. Steady State.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 08:01 PM (r4sI4)

310 To be fair, Buffalo doesn't need much of an excuse to throw a party. How many cities have a holiday where people take off of work the Monday after Easter to engage in a little light S&M with pussy willow branches in between dancing polkas? And yes, it's Buffalo. Saying alcohol is involved is like saying water is wet.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (Wm5SB)

Again, I lived in Cleveland and Dingus Day wasn't a thing.

But in Buffalo it's an INSTITUTION!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 17, 2021 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)

311 What if it's female though? Ilene?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (jvt6t)

Victim could have been someone just hanging around...Art, maybe?

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:02 PM (5iUNf)

312 Can we nuke Just sayin at 290? Jesus.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 08:02 PM (oWBc3)

313 Rest easy General.
We got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:02 PM (axyOa)

314
What is the McDonalds brawl about?
Posted by: qdpsteve


She wanted one of those icy slush drinks made with three flavors in one cup. They told her they don't serve them that way. And that's when the fight broke out. I heard this story on the radio this afternoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

315 Yep, 290 is way over the line.

Don't make comments like that here.





Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (PisyI)

316 And yes, it's Buffalo. Saying alcohol is involved is like saying water is wet.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 17, 2021 07:58 PM (Wm5SB)

Yepper - Dyngus Day. Pacszki! Detroit does that one too, I know that. My sister lived in eastern MI for years.


"random severed arm" would make a great Dark Wave band name. Lower case and all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (Bmy3R)

317 Bertram, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

318 I like the guy that plays Jesus on the Chosen. Looks like he might be Jewish and sometimes pokes fun at himself. ("the son of man. That would be me")

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (YynYJ)

319 What if it's female though? Ilene?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:00 PM (jvt6t)

Victim could have been someone just hanging around...Art, maybe?
Posted by: Boswell

The vic just lay there - name was Mat.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt88)

320 Infidel, did it come with a fortune cookie? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

lol. No. But I did just look up the name of the maker/designer.

"Apparel and Garments Supplier by Country" from website.

According to the website, they cull from 10 Countries. None are china. I'm shocked.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 08:04 PM (dYrVA)

321 Kwanzaa and Juneteenth are social constructs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM (psJgU)


Juneteeth, unlike Kwanzaa, has a historical context that makes it significant.

Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 08:04 PM (KuDNQ)

322 Infidel, if I can't buy American, I'm personally very partial to anything made in Israel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

323 Don't go out on a limb here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:05 PM (Hi7Gv)

324 John says clearly the antichrist is coming though there are many antichrists that have appeared 1John 2:18. It is coming Mr Hick, regardless of your view of scripture.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 08:05 PM (oWBc3)

325 The vic just lay there - name was Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8

But he always played little league growing up. Second base.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:05 PM (jvt6t)

326 I'm kinda wondering why we don't have something celebrating the abolishment of slavery already. Seems like a pretty big deal.

Oh, right. I know why, democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (V5Nn3)

327 I'm an ass man.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 07:51 PM
Do you have the license plate?
Posted by: D
he just has the fusili
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 17, 2021 07:59 PM (+1z5A)

No....I tried with the DMV but they said "No".

They have no sense of humor.......Ouch!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (R/m4+)

328 Don't go out on a limb here.
Posted by: Ben Had

We're budding comedians.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt88)

329 Missouri has passed a law stating that state and local law enforcement officers are prohibited from enforcing federal gun laws, with a $50,000 fine.

One of Merrick Garland's buttbois is yammering about "supremacy", but I don't think that really applies. Federal officers will presumably still be allowed to enforce the federal laws.

You can't require that cops enforce every single law on the books, or every single one of us would likely be in jail, including all the cops.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (XGAZE)

330 They found the victim on a front porch. His name was Matt.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)

331 Tonypete, I've always been funny just never comedic!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (Hi7Gv)

332 328 Don't go out on a limb here.
Posted by: Ben Had

We're budding comedians.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt8

That's why you gotta nip it in the bud! NIP IT!!

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fife at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (jvt6t)

333 They found the victim on a front porch. His name was Matt.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

See also 319. Ya gotta be fast around here DL.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt88)

334 You're Cosmo Kramer?

You ARE the Assman.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (XKuGz)

335 The vic just lay there - name was Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt8

Yeah, always under foot, that Matt. A real lay about. Most people just wiped their feet on him...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (5iUNf)

336 They found the victim on a front porch. His name was Matt.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)


No, I heard they found Bob in the pool.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 08:09 PM (AiZBA)

337 See also 319. Ya gotta be fast around here DL.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt8

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I know. As I hit post I was thinking someone's already done this I'll bet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (kTF2Z)

338 Jon Voight has questions about Hunter Biden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-_UEYOokH8

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (jd+Ya)

339 "I thought that was ghosts which did that?. I think Jesus has better things to do than watch you fap.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 06:57 PM (k39e/) "

This !

Posted by: an innocent kohlrabi, fresh from the fields at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (wHoql)

340 Dog & ducklings great-great-great-great . . . grandparents:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc1MtLqg-8

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (UsbFe)

341 But he always played little league growing up. Second base.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:05 PM (jvt6t)

Yeah, but he was really much more suited to frisbee...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (5iUNf)

342 306 Clean up, aisle 290,
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:01 PM (V5Nn3)

To be clear, it's this asshoe >>>>(1Oj5S)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:10 PM (FplAd)

343 One toke over the line, sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (2EZQU)

344 Analpundit knows damn well the Repubs would never get any credit no matter what. Lying liar.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (Bmy3R)

345 I heard he was found in the hot tub. He was a leper, and his name was Stew.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (XGAZE)

346 You should see where they found Cliff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (Bmy3R)

347 336 They found the victim on a front porch. His name was Matt.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)

No, I heard they found Bob in the pool.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at

Art was hanging on the wall.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:12 PM (2EZQU)

348

Virtue signaling politically correct lightweights won't admit that you're thinking what I said...

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 08:12 PM (1Oj5S)

349 Affirm, get #290 (1Oj5S) out of our nice clean blog !

Posted by: an innocent kohlrabi, fresh from the fields at June 17, 2021 08:13 PM (wHoql)

350 "Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM



So right now, their theory of the case doesn't have a leg to stand on."



They are probably going to need a hand. Or two.
---------------
Busier than a one legged man....

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2021 08:13 PM (+ya+t)

351 *clinks glass with nurse*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:14 PM (Hi7Gv)

352 Sittin downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (2EZQU)

Thank God it's not the bus station....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:14 PM (jvt6t)

353 > One toke over the line, sweet Jesus

Check out the Lawrence Welk version of that song on YouTube.

No, I'm not making that up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (XGAZE)

354 Missouri has passed a law stating that state and
local law enforcement officers are prohibited from enforcing federal gun
laws, with a $50,000 fine.


One of Merrick Garland's buttbois is yammering about "supremacy",
but I don't think that really applies. Federal officers will presumably
still be allowed to enforce the federal laws.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2021 08:06 PM (XGAZE)


If nullification works for pot it works for guns, especially since guns, unlike pot, are specifically protected. This sort of nullification was rife in the northern states to counter fugitive slave laws prior to the Civil war. There is some good theorization done at the time about state versus fed.
Garland better not push too hard on supremacy because I have heard it claimed that premise is very shaky ground legally.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (ySM85)

355 One toke over the line, sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM (2EZQU)

Wonderful!

Brewer & Shipley FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (R/m4+)

356 Busier than a one legged man....
Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2021 08:13 PM (+ya+t)

You've got that pegged...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (5iUNf)

357 I takes real courage to be an anonymous keyboard racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (V5Nn3)

358 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

https://bit.ly/3iLJDqV

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 08:16 PM (i0wNm)

359 One toke over the line, sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:11 PM


I swam away a country mile
And now I'm returning and showing off my smile
I met all the otters and I loved myself a few
And to my surprise
Like everything else I've been through
It opened up my eyes

Posted by: River & Otter at June 17, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

360 Nice Voight vid.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2021 08:17 PM (dYrVA)

361 Well, ya'll stumped me.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:17 PM (Hi7Gv)

362

Hello, DOJ cocksucker!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:17 PM (a5wky)

363

But no courage at all to be an anonymous white bread miscellaneous generic poster of less than zero value that can't express an honest opinion.

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 08:17 PM (1Oj5S)

364 361 Well, ya'll stumped me.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:17 PM (Hi7Gv)

*touche'*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:18 PM (jvt6t)

365 Lol, troll is mad, y'all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:18 PM (V5Nn3)

366 Cheers! Ben Had!
Got a nice glass of Irish.
It's 72 and sunny on the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:19 PM (2EZQU)

367 Can't wait for the Chinese counter move. But I guess I will.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2021 08:19 PM (r4sI4)

368 No more of this Lawrence Well shit at dinner!!

Posted by: Broseidon at June 17, 2021 08:19 PM (XKuGz)

369 Hi Jak!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (Hi7Gv)

370
No, just contemptuous.

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (1Oj5S)

371 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has
defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice
Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens
spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel
agency staff, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 08:16 PM (i0wNm)


Please, stop. I can only get so erect.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (ySM85)

372 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

https://bit.ly/3iLJDqV


It's all a big misunderstanding. When confronted Blinken said, "I don't have a dong."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (SchxB)

373 357 I takes real courage to be an anonymous keyboard racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (V5Nn3)

I've been meaning to ask Pixy about the geolocation embedded in these five character hash codes. On the Hostages blog, there is a side bar titled Salt Fuckers and the state and an index count of how many from each state are currently looking at that blog. So it is a very easy thing to reverse out the physical address of the poster. I just don't know how yet. And all y'all know i do doxx a lefty fuck every now and then.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (FplAd)

374 Trump is building a 2,000 mile hotel on the border.

Trump Rio Grande: https://is.gd/jMmdqj

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 08:21 PM (jd+Ya)

375 Why dont you gargle my anonymous white bread balls, shitbag troll?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 17, 2021 08:21 PM (XKuGz)

376 I have heard it claimed that premise is very shaky ground legally.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 08:15 PM (ySM85)

No Federal or State law has supremacy when denying a Constitutional right. The Feds have no enforcement capabilities in the states unless, like Eisenhower, they use federal troops. And that was to ensure that Constitutional rights were upheld, not in defiance of them.

I don't see the FBI or the DOJ having any solution here other than to try and sue in federal court to seek compliance. They could use conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost thousands of lives....

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:21 PM (5iUNf)

377 Really liking this Doug Helvering's Youtube channel, The Daily Doug.

https://tinyurl.com/frj4aurp

He's a music theory professor and classical music composer who breaks down rock songs, shows you what they are doing melodically and with key and tempo changes, and just has some really cool insights. He does a lot of Prog, from classic-era Genesis, Yes, Van der Graaf Generator to later bands like Tool and Opeth. Lots of metal too, like Iron Maiden. All kinds of things. Current one is Kansas's "Magnum Opus."

Even songs I've heard countless times, I'll learn something. Really smart and cool guy. Occasionally pushes the vaxx but he's not a dick about it and doesn't do it often. I've actually re-remembered a lot of theory I'd forgotten, watching his vids. I'd definitely take his class.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 08:22 PM (Bmy3R)

378 yeah, and we're Just Saying (1Oj5S) fuck off with that shit, asshole.

Posted by: an innocent kohlrabi, fresh from the fields at June 17, 2021 08:22 PM (wHoql)

379 Check out the Lawrence Welk version of that song on YouTube.

No, I'm not making that up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
That was pretty awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 08:23 PM (2EZQU)

380 The contempt of racist trolls. Let me check if that's something I care about.

Nope, not on the list. Neither is the contempt of criminals or other undesirables.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:23 PM (V5Nn3)

381 Did someone mention ball-gargling?

Posted by: David French at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (fLVm1)

382 So it is a very easy thing to reverse out the physical address of the poster.
------

Not if they are using a VPN, which all trolls do. As an example, I'm posting this from the U.S west coast...where I am not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (AytXr)

383
Greetings, fellow Ace of Spaders.

I've been here since 2001.

btw, I know where you can get some guns with the serial numbers filed off.

And, yeah, that biden sucks!

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (a5wky)

384 He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme

I advise he stay out of Marcy Park.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (Rvt88)

385 Please, stop. I can only get so erect.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (ySM85)

Yeah, just thinking this is true, so much blood left my upper body that my eyes cleared up.

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (5iUNf)

386

Well Broseidon, I'd be happy to, but I was busy cooking down some cilantro, avocado, queso fresco, and chili de arbo, which I gently blended, put in a course tip pastry bag, and shot up your mom's vajayjay. The Mexican coyotes that munched it out before humping her butthole absolutely loved it! I think it needed more lime...

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (/Hi6K)

387 On China's Nuke Plant Problem:

https://tinyurl.com/268p3d8v

This guy and his friend are pretty good on China having lived there for years, a lot better than the Ivy League dolts in the State Dept.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (kIMUh)

388 Not if they are using a VPN, which all trolls do. As an example, I'm posting this from the U.S west coast...where I am not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (AytXr)
-------
Meant to say 'proxy'. At any rate, I'm now posting from Germany

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (vyAx2)

389 i worked all day then went and got an MRI on my neck. Now the doctor wants me to see a neurologist...
Posted by: lin-duh


we should start a club
I'm getting a CT scan tomorrow morning
Posted by: DB- just DB

I had a whole-head MRI last year (because I'm going deaf, sonny), and then had a CT scan in the hospital last fall looking for blood clots during the Covid19 escapade.
Then later had a chest Xray looking for damage from pneumonia.
I glow in the dark, now. It's cool.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (tjZg/)

390 And Kent, stop playing with yourself....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 06:54 PM (oHd/0)


---

Like Steve Rogers, I got that reference.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 17, 2021 08:27 PM (3TihK)

391

een Russia, smirk wipes you off face!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 17, 2021 08:27 PM (a5wky)

392 Greetings, fellow domestic terrorists! Anyone have any plans for the near future that I could help with? Please send me the names and contact info on all your friends and I'll help with your insurrection!

Posted by: Not a Fed at June 17, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

393 Errybody should be using a VPN. Not for nefarious purposes, but just to simply prevent your ISP from casually spying on you and easily selling your data.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:28 PM (XTk1T)

394 387 On China's Nuke Plant Problem:

https://tinyurl.com/268p3d8v

This guy and his friend are pretty good on China having lived there for years, a lot better than the Ivy League dolts in the State Dept.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (kIMUh)

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I used to go to China for a couple weeks each year. I learned that the last place that should have nuclear plants is China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (fLVm1)

395 Greetings, fellow Ace of Spaders.
I've been here since 2001.
btw, I know where you can get some guns with the serial numbers filed off.
And, yeah, that biden sucks!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (a5wky)

Nah, we don't trust you unless you can quote the mayor in Mississippi Burning and show us pictures of your 1962 buzz cut and bib overalls...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (5iUNf)

396
what stops the VPN from spying selling you?

all the China based free VPNS already do that

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (bTQ72)

397 387 On China's Nuke Plant Problem:

https://tinyurl.com/268p3d8v

This guy and his friend are pretty good on China having lived there for years, a lot better than the Ivy League dolts in the State Dept.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (kIMUh)

They had to vent off gaseous fission products and their narrative is that it is benign and normal. It is most certainly not normal. Fuel damage does occasionally occur, but those plants are designed to capture those gases to allow them to decay and be disposed of as rad waste.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (V5Nn3)

398
Not if they are using a VPN, which all trolls do. As an example, I'm posting this from the U.S west coast...where I am not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM (AytXr)

I'm in Ohio myself.

Everyone effs up. Everyone. Sooner or later, he'll post from home. Then I'll have his propery title, vehile registration, marriage license (only if married), police record, and driver's license photo. That's what i got on the facebook admin that was laughing about canceling conservatives. If he pisses me off enough, i'll post his Mom's house address as well

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (FplAd)

399 Meant to say 'proxy'. At any rate, I'm now posting from Germany
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 08:26 PM (vyAx2)

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What is this sorcery?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)

400 Like Steve Rogers, I got that reference.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 17, 2021 08:27 PM (3TihK)

Steve Lawrence > Steve Rogers

"Pretty Blue Eyes".....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (R/m4+)

401
Everyone getting ready for the "big day?"

btw, can someone confirm the date for me? I lost my calendar.

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:30 PM (a5wky)

402 Greetings, fellow domestic terrorists! Anyone have any plans for the near future that I could help with? Please send me the names and contact info on all your friends and I'll help with your insurrection!
Posted by: Not a Fed


Would you like to think about a reverse mortgage?

Did you know that your car warranty is expiring?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 08:30 PM (tjZg/)

403
So you're on the east coast?

Good to know.

/jots it down on legal pad

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:31 PM (a5wky)

404 Everyone getting ready for the "big day?"

btw, can someone confirm the date for me? I lost my calendar.


That was yesterday. You missed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 17, 2021 08:31 PM (SchxB)

405 Greetings, fellow Ace of Spaders.
I've been here since 2001.
btw, I know where you can get some guns with the serial numbers filed off.
And, yeah, that biden sucks!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM


You're really Steve Buscemi, aren't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:32 PM (DMUuz)

406 Everyone effs up. Everyone. Sooner or later, he'll post from home. Then I'll have his propery title, vehile registration, marriage license (only if married), police record, and driver's license photo. That's what i got on the facebook admin that was laughing about canceling conservatives. If he pisses me off enough, i'll post his Mom's house address as well
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (FplAd)

I like the cut of your jib

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2021 08:32 PM (sJHOI)

407 My big day was in 1980.

Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2021 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

408 Dial-up. Technology so old they forgot it existed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (Hi7Gv)

409 405 Greetings, fellow Ace of Spaders.
I've been here since 2001.
btw, I know where you can get some guns with the serial numbers filed off.
And, yeah, that biden sucks!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:25 PM

You're really Steve Buscemi, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:32 PM (DMUuz)

/tracks IP address...

Wait.. NSA Bob???

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

410 what stops the VPN from spying selling you?

**

Nothing, which is why you want to pay for the service. Ideally one that values privacy. There are hundreds (thousands?) of options, but probably only 3-5 that you should honestly consider. There's a website comparing them if you're interested. Thatoneprivacysite or something similar.

It's valuable because pretty much every "review" you find online is a scam/shill. This guy has an excel style breakdown of good, bad, payment options, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (XTk1T)

411 Big Wednesday was awesome.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (AiZBA)

412 "Now police say there are multiple limbs at several locations, but no official confirmation that they're connected.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 07:45 PM

So right now, their theory of the case doesn't have a leg to stand on."

They are probably going to need a hand. Or two.
---------------
Busier than a one legged man....
Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2021 08:13 PM (+ya+t)
***
Police chief is besides himself.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:34 PM (axyOa)

413 Greetings, fellow domestic terrorists! Anyone have
any plans for the near future that I could help with? Please send me
the names and contact info on all your friends and I'll help with your
insurrection!
Posted by: Not a Fed at June 17, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)


Oh, no way! I know better, Biden ais paying for people to turn in their family and friends, no WAY am I giving over that sweet bounty money to you.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2021 08:34 PM (ySM85)

414 Nothing, which is why you want to pay for the service. Ideally one that values privacy.

==


hahahahah !! (takes a deep breath)


HAHAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

415 You mean....all that work on my socks and you knew it was me all along???

Posted by: Zombie Barzini at June 17, 2021 08:34 PM (jvt6t)

416 And so it begins . . .

"GOP lawmakers, led by ex-White House doc, ask Biden to take cognitive test"

https://tinyurl.com/wfprs74a

Posted by: a.moron at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (I5FZ1)

417 I have a crazy idea.

How about a Go-the-fuck-to-work Day?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (nI1Kq)

418 Celebrate Junteenth at the range.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

419
I heard through the grapevine a bunch of us are going to D.C., soon, to do some insurrecting, if you catch my drift. Maybe for the 4th?

You guys hear anything?

Let me know if you're going and I'll tell you where the secret stash of guns will be hidden.

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (a5wky)

420 Not me, Ben Had. I still have to sometimes troubleshoot connections. But not a lot of that these days.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

421 Greetings, fellow Ace of Spaders.
I've been here since 2001.
btw, I know where you can get some guns with the serial numbers filed off.
And, yeah, that biden sucks!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker a

Hello gengisKahnians
do not buy from that guy, he is a total turncoat,

I selling prime .26 caliber AK48s, only $299 with full auto (72 rounds per minute) and the special chainsaw attachment

547-999-6587

Posted by: proud member of the PA militia at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (bTQ72)

422 The singer from the sidebar mystery click vocally has a young McCartney vibe.

Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (KuDNQ)

423 Everyone getting ready for the "big day?"
btw, can someone confirm the date for me? I lost my calendar.
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:30 PM (a5wky)


It's tomorrow at noon. Be sure and bring lots and lots of guns, and be shouting as loud as you can about the secret government implants in your teeth. Also, dress in drag.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

424 418 Celebrate Junteenth at the range.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

Spot on.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (jvt6t)

425 @416

I had July 7 for the date the send The Meat Puppet off to the glue factory.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2021 08:37 PM (QlVtI)

426 Big Wednesday was awesome.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (AiZBA)

-----------

We kicked in the door and the whole rotten edifice came down.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at June 17, 2021 08:37 PM (fLVm1)

427
You're really Steve Buscemi, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:32 PM (DMUuz)

/tracks IP address...

Wait.. NSA Bob???
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2021 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

If he can wqx prolific on whether or not garrett's crock are fur lined or naked, and the segway (SWIDT?) into why the boss is phucking with him, then he's one of us.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:37 PM (FplAd)

428 Greetings, fellow domestic terrorists! Anyone have
any plans for the near future that I could help with? Please send me
the names and contact info on all your friends and I'll help with your
insurrection!
Posted by: Not a Fed at June 17, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)
***
Ding Dong
Who is it?
Ahhh...Pizza!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:38 PM (axyOa)

429 417 I have a crazy idea.

How about a Go-the-fuck-to-work Day?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (nI1Kq)

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That's the most racist thing I've ever heard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:38 PM (fLVm1)

430
hahahahah !! (takes a deep breath)


HAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: runner

**

Yeah, you can tell which ones they are by going down the excel spreadsheet until you see the "cash" option.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:38 PM (XTk1T)

431 Hi Notsothoreau! Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (Hi7Gv)

432 Hello gengisKahnians
do not buy from that guy, he is a total turncoat,

I selling prime .26 caliber AK48s, only $299 with full auto (72 rounds per minute) and the special chainsaw attachment

547-999-6587
Posted by: proud member of the PA militia at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (bTQ72)


What can I get for 49 cents and some slightly used gum?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

433
If he can wqx prolific on whether or not garrett's crock are fur lined or naked, and the segway (SWIDT?) into why the boss is phucking with him, then he's one of us.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:37 PM (FplAd)

***

I am posting this more than ten miles away from where I currently am, so not my problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (XTk1T)

434 417 I have a crazy idea.

How about a Go-the-fuck-to-work Day?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (nI1Kq)
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September 6, is the day.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (jd+Ya)

435 Celebrate Junteenth at the range.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

Yes! Tomorrow is Lee-Enfield Day.

Rifles from 1943 (No.4 Mk1) and 1955(No.4 Mk2) ready to go....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (R/m4+)

436 Don't fall for it. The Fed is really a Land Shark.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (QzJWU)

437 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:29 PM (FplAd)

Drop the gentleman and philosopher persona for just a few minutes and doxx this sucker when he fails!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

438 Doxycycline for nursing mothers will discolor the baby's permanent teeth. Same as tetracycline. These products also cause skin rxns in summer sunlight.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (sE/pW)

439 Jim: candygram!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

440 547-999-6587
Posted by: proud member of the PA militia at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (bTQ72)

What can I get for 49 cents and some slightly used gum?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

The man drives a hard bargain....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (jvt6t)

441 ***

I am posting this more than ten miles away from where I currently am, so not my problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (XTk1T)
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That's a cold reach back.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (jd+Ya)

442
Seriously, though, I'd love to carpool to the next insurrection with you guys. Been at this blog since Ace started it. Love you guys.

Down with the fake president!

I'm no crazy tree hugger, lololol. It's just that my car is in the shop and, hey, it'd be fun to ride with my Axe Of Spades peeps and homies!

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:41 PM (a5wky)

443 Doing okay, as my connection to my work computer has been dropping, on and off for two hours now. No idea what's going on, but there's a lot of tools I can't get to when it's down. I'm done for the night. We can sort this out tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 08:41 PM (5HBd1)

444 I selling prime .26 caliber AK48s, only $299 with full auto (72 rounds per minute) and the special chainsaw attachment

547-999-6587
Posted by: proud member of the PA militia at June 17, 2021 08:36 PM (bTQ72)

What can I get for 49 cents and some slightly used gum?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

I can match that and throw in 50 Quatloos and 43 ampersands.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (axyOa)

445 > RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

Who exactly is he going to report it to that isn't effectively an accomplice to the people he is accusing?

Posted by: perilisk at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (BuJoJ)

446 Greetings, fellow domestic terrorists! Anyone have
any plans for the near future that I could help with? Please send me
the names and contact info on all your friends and I'll help with your
insurrection!
Posted by: Not a Fed at June 17, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

Got any nukes? Must be deliverable from orbit, or no deal.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (KnJdm)

447 418 Celebrate Junteenth at the range.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

---

Home, home on the range
Where the Colts and Brownings do play
Where all that you hear
Is brass falling here
And the gunshots all through the day.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (kIMUh)

448 Seriously, though, I'd love to carpool to the next insurrection with you guys. Been at this blog since Ace started it. Love you guys.

Down with the fake president!

I'm no crazy tree hugger, lololol. It's just that my car is in the shop and, hey, it'd be fun to ride with my Axe Of Spades peeps and homies!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:41 PM (a5wky)


Oops Bob, you already blew your cover. Carpooling is for losers and freaks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

449 Oh, and I went grocery shopping today. I didn't use Instacart. I actually drove to a store and shopped without wearing a mask. I need to start doing this all the time. It's too easy to sit at home and have someone bring you stuff. Of course, lots of other shoppers still masked up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 08:43 PM (5HBd1)

450 I'm no crazy tree hugger, lololol. It's just that my car is in the shop and, hey, it'd be fun to ride with my Axe Of Spades peeps and homies!
Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at June 17, 2021 08:41 PM (a5wky)

Look for the '79 Volare. Brown.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2021 08:43 PM (jvt6t)

451 Junteenth? Captain James Iredell Waddell CSN commander of the Cruiser Shenandoah did not find out the war was over until 23 June 1865 but continued to fight until August of that year. Refused to surrender to the yankees and sailed into Liverpool England and surrendered the ship British authorities there.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

452 That's the title, Sooth.

Doobie Brothers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 17, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

Byrds....original version.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2021 08:43 PM (AwYPR)

453 Diogenes, don't forget to throw in some Dogecoin!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

454
Many, many years ago, way before all you were here, long before "hashes," I posted as Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat, saying wacky shit, by 2005 standards, which is tame compared to today.

Most got the joke, but everytime I had some people arguing with my sockpuppet like it was serious!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:44 PM (a5wky)

455
Drop the gentleman and philosopher persona for just a few minutes and doxx this sucker when he fails!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

How have i made such a false impression on you, sir? I have a well deserved reputation as an asshoe. Let me tell you about that Friday afternoon, when i went through the motorpool and deadlined the battalion S3 section's fleet of trucks, just because my radar was broke and i could watch the fuckers work bring them back to FMC while i had to be there all night fixing my radar.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:45 PM (FplAd)

456 Dixie

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 08:45 PM (jd+Ya)

457 Totally not DOJ guy, I'll be glad to pick you up and pay all the gas but I hope you won't mind the stop at my cousin's pig farm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (Hi7Gv)

458 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

So he has a copy of hunter bidens laptop drive too

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (Xih1H)

459 Who exactly is he going to report it to that isn't effectively an accomplice to the people he is accusing?
Posted by: perilisk at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (BuJoJ)


Pity we'll never know what information he had because of that completely unforeseeable accident he had!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

460
Byrds....original version.
Posted by: BignJames


Really? Did not know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (a5wky)

461
The Birds and the Yardbirds are not the same band, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (a5wky)

462

Call 1-877-GUNS-4-KIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

463
was it over when Jethro Tull died?

Posted by: proud member of the PA militia at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (bTQ72)

464 This is because the market has spoken and your show's f---in terrible. Well, Brian Stelter's show keeps slipping and slipping and slipping in the ratings."
"He's the worst," Kulinski added. 
"So is Don Lemon's. It's the same thing," Rogan continued. "Everyone knows they're not real. They're not real humans."

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (X5CsJ)

465 You have to take the vaccine to see how it affects you.

I mean, we don't know. How could we?

Posted by: The CDC at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (JioHo)

466 Bertram, trade your kids today!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (L2ZTs)

467 while i had to be there all night fixing my radar.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:45 PM


I call bogus. Many's the time you've mentioned the army of minions you had for that very purpose.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

468 There was actually The Birds, The Byrds, and the Yardbirds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)

469
There was actually The Birds, The Byrds, and the Yardbirds.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Now you're just making up shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (a5wky)

470 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:45 PM (FplAd)

I may have misjudged you good sir, and I apologize profusely because now I know for a certainty you are gonna doxx the sucker given the chance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

471 849

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (bTQ72)

472 Sooth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(band)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

473 "Everyone knows they're not real. They're not real humans."
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM


Of course not, but at least they're truthful about it.

Don's a lemon, and Brian is a potato.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (DMUuz)

474 The Birds and the Yardbirds are not the same band, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (a5wky)

---------

You may be surprised about The Who and The Guess Who.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (fLVm1)

475 There was actually The Birds, The Byrds, and the Yardbirds.

There was an attempt to launch "The New Yardbirds", but that went over like a Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (SchxB)

476 qdpsteve, don't forget the Blackbirds.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2021 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

477 Turn turn turn

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:50 PM (fLVm1)

478 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data.

He needed terabytes of data to find someone in Washington to defect to.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2021 08:50 PM (fFtVH)

479
Next you'll tell me there's The Crows and The Counting Crows and the Black Crows.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:50 PM (a5wky)

480 Cicero, there was also a band called Wonder Who.
(Actually the Four Seasons undercover)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

481 I mean, we don't know. How could we?
Posted by: The CDC at June 17, 2021 08:47 PM (JioHo)


All the animal testing resulting in death was not a significant clue, so what were we to do!

Posted by: CDC Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges [/u at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

482 Eromero, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

483 The bird is the word.

Posted by: The Trashmen at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (DMUuz)

484 The Yardbirds were the farm team for a bunch of British blues bands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (fLVm1)

485 The Birds and the Yardbirds are not the same band, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


The Yardbirds became The New Yardbirds after some players changed, and when all the original Yardbirds left, they changed the name of the band to .....Led Zeppelin.

The Byrds were like a hard-folk rock band.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (tjZg/)

486 Hey fellow Axe of Spades MoMe Attendees!

Planning on hitting all of them this year. I'm going to be bringing some pipe and cannon fuses, if some of y'all want to bring some black powder we can make pipe-bombs when things Get Real!

Sure would like to get to know many of you, laugh, drink, take some pictures - especially when Weasel does his gun clinic out at the range, we can make some funny ones if we dress up like ninjas or heavy camo. It would be great.

Posted by: Long Time lurker and definitely not a Fed at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (+LCoQ)

487 Also The Eagles, Eagles, and Eagles Of Death Metal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eagles_
(rhythm_and_blues_group)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

488 All the animal testing resulting in death was not a significant clue, so what were we to do!

**

No joke, something came out a couple of weeks ago in a FOIA request or something similar and one of the vaccine makers ended their animal testing because the animals kept dying and it wasn't giving them the results they needed. So they fixed it by just not doing it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (XTk1T)

489 The Birds and the Yardbirds are not the same band, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 08:46 PM (a5wky)

Cream > Yardbirds > The Birds

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (R/m4+)

490 The bird is the word.
Posted by: The Trashmen at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (DMUuz)

My word is poontang.

Posted by: Animal Mother at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (KnJdm)

491
I call bogus. Many's the time you've mentioned the army of minions you had for that very purpose.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

They enjoyed helping me. I do admit it. They also cheerfully pissed on every ground rod on site knowing the s3 officer would put his hands on them to see if they were loose. I bet my e7 $20 he couldn't shit on the bn warrant's chock block without getting caught. Jackass called an exercise gas attack, the a scud attack and took his shit in peace. Fucker. That was in '87 when $20 was worth somerhing.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:53 PM (FplAd)

492 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data.

Is it the downloaded data from the OPM breech?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2021 08:53 PM (+LCoQ)

493 Long time- let me be sure to send you directions. We would LOVE to have you join us.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:54 PM (Hi7Gv)

494 493 Long time- let me be sure to send you directions. We would LOVE to have you join us.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:54 PM (Hi7Gv)

I'm certain you would set the kitchen table for him.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:56 PM (FplAd)

495 Long time- let me be sure to send you directions. We would LOVE to have you join us.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:54 PM (Hi7Gv)

---------

Are there no standards?

A cover charge, at least?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:56 PM (fLVm1)

496 The bird is the word.
Posted by: The Trashmen at June 17, 2021 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
My word is poontang.
Posted by: Animal Mother at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (KnJdm)

The Trashmen...wonderful stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 08:56 PM (R/m4+)

497 Ben and Bif, LOL.

qdpsteve at the TXMoMee: "hey, who's the guy tied up like a mummy in the corner?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

498 RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data.


I bet the data contains every significant conservative. A high tech false flag.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (axyOa)

499 So they fixed it by just not doing it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because America needs a holiday celebrating ignorance of news at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (XTk1T)


This was not meant as a joke!

But the need for a quick and profitable solution overrode normal safety protocols, and besides if we (as a nation) are funding Planned Parenthood with tax dollars, we felt this was not really a significant concern...

Posted by: CDC Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges [/u at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

500 Bif, with the very best stainless.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (Hi7Gv)

501 You may be surprised about The Who and The Guess Who.
Posted by: Cicero


Who are you?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (tjZg/)

502

Don't go away mad bros.. just go away...

Posted by: Just Saying at June 17, 2021 08:58 PM (veO2I)

503 I have a feeling the MoMee will have a ratio of five FBI agents to every three Morons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (fLVm1)

504 Cicero, I would pay for the pleasure.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (Hi7Gv)

505 My word is poontang.
Posted by: Animal Mother at June 17, 2021 08:52 PM (KnJdm)


Excellent, and unforgettable, password!
P00nt@ng

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

506 >>472 Sooth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(band)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)


Wow, never knew Ronnie Wood was involved with The Creation.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (vuisn)

507 I bet the data contains every significant conservative. A high tech false flag.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (axyOa)

Do you mean conservative or "True Conservative"?

Because that last group I would totally believe sold everything including themselves.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (kIMUh)

508 Who are you?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 08:57 PM (tjZg/)

---------

Oooh ooh

Oooh ooh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (fLVm1)

509 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

510

ONTus noodus est...

Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (wlya7)

511
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (qyXjk)

512 There was actually The Birds, The Byrds, and the Yardbirds.
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------
Hat tip to your impressive knowledge of music sir!

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

513 ONT is nude.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=394346

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (FplAd)

514 A Satanist gets involuntarily baptised

A little more planning, maybe a cohort, could've put them all in the drink.

ONT is up
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=394346

Posted by: mindful webworker - gnukleer fishin' at June 17, 2021 09:00 PM (UWStq)

515 dartist, thank you :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

516 I have a feeling the MoMee will have a ratio of five FBI agents to every three Morons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (fLVm1)


The challenge question is "What is JJS's birthday?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at June 17, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

517 Cicero, you would be wrong on that one. I am the gatekeeper.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2021 09:01 PM (Hi7Gv)

518 I have a feeling the MoMee will have a ratio of five FBI agents to every three Morons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2


the questions for enrty will be lit !

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 09:01 PM (bTQ72)

519 I bet my e7 $20 he couldn't shit on the bn warrant's chock block without getting caught. Jackass called an exercise gas attack, the a scud attack and took his shit in peace. Fucker. That was in '87 when $20 was worth somerhing.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 08:53 PM (FplAd)

Bif,
That is some.first class field wagering!I
I salute you!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)

520 I have a feeling the MoMee will have a ratio of five FBI agents to every three Morons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 08:59 PM (fLVm1)
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Not with our excellent vetting system.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 17, 2021 09:02 PM (wyw4S)

521 All I hear are a lot of excuses and a lot of my balls not currently in your mouth. You gonna keep yammering about my ma, or are you gonna do your job?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 17, 2021 09:37 PM (XKuGz)

522 Mathematically describing the jumping jack motion is a second- and possibly a third-order differential equation.
Something to contemplate.

Third Body Problem?

Posted by: waepnedmann at June 17, 2021 09:43 PM (1q8CC)

523 445 > RedState reports a high level Chinese official has defected to the US with Terrabytes of data. The defector was a vice Minister of state security. He has names of Chinese spies, US citizens spying for China, info on Chinese extortion data on Biden and US Intel agency staff, etc.

Who exactly is he going to report it to that isn't effectively an accomplice to the people he is accusing?
Posted by: perilisk at June 17, 2021 08:42 PM (BuJoJ)

I don't believe the article says, but from other reports that came out earlier in the week he may have given his report to the DIA. They're not giving him up to the CIA or FBI, possibly for the reason you suggest.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 17, 2021 10:16 PM (mdjgu)

524 I wonder how screwed up video games and movies have made our population about actual combat.

I'm not a soldier either but...if you want realistic combat isn't is about learning to aim...and suppress. Using cover and using your team to get around enemy cover. And most importantly learning when to engage and when to not?
No aerobatics, flying jump kicks and err...tornadoes?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 10:55 PM (DpkTQ)

525 Who exactly is he going to report it to that isn't effectively an accomplice to the people he is accusing?
Presume he's got proof China made Wu Flu, intentionally spread it and helped get Biden elected.

The people in the DIA are going to get Epstein'd real quick if they don't get it out to the public ASAP.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 10:56 PM (DpkTQ)

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