Quick Hits: Just Getting My Act Together Edition

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That got a full chuckle out of me. Via Orwell & Goode.

The Soy Futures Report:

Julio Rosas

@Julio_Rosas11


22h



Don't have much to say about David French outside the time I was watching the debate he had with Sohrab Ahmari and when French was talking, my Mom, who is a successful voiceover coach/actress, asked "Is that a woman speaking?"

David Hogg

@davidhogg111


Jun 11

A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down- on a staircase



I can not wait for this to be over



David Hogg

@davidhogg111

My phone survived with a few scratches- as did the cicada

Are you ****ing kidding me:

"Don't come," put emphatically:

The Moderate, Centrist, Conservative-Leaning Administration Promised to Us by NeverTrump:

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)

2 I'll call them

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)

3 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

5 Now to read the content.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (kTF2Z)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

7 The open mouth on Biden in that Time cover does not look good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

8 I hope Julio let his mother that was a woman speaking.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (iQoph)

9 first-ish

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (DwEUu)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (arJlL)

11 Not to be a braggart, but I was flaccid before flaccid was cool.

Posted by: David French at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (ZSrej)

12 Our #Diversity Advisory Committees give feedback to #FBI leadership about the success of diversity policies & practices related to underrepresented communities. The #LGBTQ+ & Allies Advisory Committee is just 1 of these important groups. ...
-- FBI Washington Field (@FBIWFO) June 13, 2021

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Glad to know that they're working on this instead of pursuing honesty, transparency, process control, anticorruption efforts and other piddling shit within the organization

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Jsjd7)

13 David Hogg is such an annoying little fucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Jsjd7)

14 Even the painted Time cover makes Joey look like a moron.

Can I say I hate that the alphabet people of appropriated and abused a perfectly fine word (gay) and symbol (rainbow).

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (EpDzw)

15 The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute. The open borders ho, not so much.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (u+Y3T)

16 She should swap that sign out for one that reads "This Pussy is Condemned".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (ZSrej)

17 Oh so much WTF in this post...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)

18 The open mouth on Biden in that Time cover does not look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

They removed the drool. What more do you want?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (EpDzw)

19 Tough Joe the Terminator!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

20 David Hogg is such an annoying little fucker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Jsjd7)


And apparently a pussy little bitch who is scared of bugs.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:22 AM (Ez6QX)

21 That time cover is showing the last thing Joey Mush sees before he pees his pants and passes out from fear.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:22 AM (u+Y3T)

22 Cicadas: The silent noisy killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:22 AM (d9FiS)

23 Dear David Hogg.

You're a pussy. We all know. Stop showing it to everyone on the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Oh the Times, Oh the Morels ...

.

.

.

Really! These 'shrooms are delish!

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 14, 2021 11:23 AM (okV1R)

25 Pussy is open for refugees cause no American would hit that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:24 AM (Bmy3R)

26 And apparently a pussy little bitch who is scared of bugs.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:22 AM (Ez6QX)
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I hate bugs and kill them with impunity and without remorse or even the slightest provocation. I don't want them in my home and I am a committed bug-killing machine. I don't blame him for his anti-bug stance.

I do hate him for being mealy-mouthed, panty-waisted tyrant-in-waiting who annoys the piss out of me every time he opens his stupid, shrill face on large platforms he doesn't deserve that he was given because he's politically useful to people who want me dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:24 AM (Jsjd7)

27 Ewww!!!....a bug!

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:24 AM (AwYPR)

28 What did the refugees do to deserve that horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 11:24 AM (YxVzA)

29 27 Ewww!!!....a bug!

That's what the cicada said to Hogg!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:25 AM (Bmy3R)

30 > A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down- on a staircase

Betcha "he" shrieked too.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:25 AM (YYlyE)

31 They removed the drool. What more do you want?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (EpDzw)

Needs a hook in it.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

32 I said you don't - have - to spread for a refugee (don't have to spread for a ref-u-gee!)

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at June 14, 2021 11:25 AM (Bmy3R)

33 Hogg is a manly man men's man. Don'cha forget it.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (r4sI4)

34 Sundown Joe vs Putin would be a good Pay per view opportunity. Not fighting, just talking it would be an epic beatdown.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (3sOO0)

35 The Covid vaccines are bad for the same reason Vivid is bad: the toxic spike proteins.

Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (QCc6B)

36 @davidhogg111

Jun 11

A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down- on a staircase


Boy, you're a pussy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (OCTRt)

37 Ewwwwwwwwwww....ICKY BUG!!!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (XA6AG)

38 Also, I call bullshit on him being able to throw anything 10 feet, with his weak-ass arms.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Ez6QX)

39 TIME - PRAVDA

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Bmy3R)

40 pic.twitter.com/JtnxfKzAO7
Liberal Ls (@liberals_ls) June 12, 2021

You know, we have standards. HARD PASS.

Posted by: Some Rapefugee at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (DpkTQ)

41
Unsurprisingly, the FBI's rendering of Lady Liberty is fucking tranny. Perfect. Really says it all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (vpYjV)

42 That open borders lady... That's really just a big 'do not disturb' sign around her neck to anyone who can read the room.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:27 AM (U1eOr)

43 Vivid = Covid

Spike proteins can pass through blood brain barrier.

Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2021 11:27 AM (QCc6B)

44 O tempus! O morays!

Posted by: Skin Divng Man at June 14, 2021 11:27 AM (d9FiS)

45 Well David, since your side is dead set on all of us eating bugs, you'd best get over your fear. It wouldn't take too long to starve you to death, bone rack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:27 AM (kTF2Z)

46 Looking at this pretty, leggy brunette in a simple short dress in a nice setting is a good way to decompress and relax after reading something written by that little shit weasel David Hogg:
https://is.gd/ZMlzr6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:28 AM (Jsjd7)

47 Is that asposeta be Rogue from the X-Men?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:28 AM (/EuRN)

48 David Hogg is living up to all the mockery piled upon him. He is exactly as he seems.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 11:28 AM (d7+p1)

49 A friend of mine who insisted every step of the way Biden wasnt going to make it to x event (primary, nomination, election, etc) didn't believe me last year when I told him they were marketing Biden as a "toughguy".

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:28 AM (sSiC8)

50 David Hogg is such an annoying little fucker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM


No pillow for you!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (DMUuz)

51 Joe in his best Terminator voice: I'll poop my pants.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

52 A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down- on a staircase
Sheesh. And he thinks his little-girl freakout over a simple bug is what, exactly? Is he looking to get an award or something?
He's a pathetic excuse for a male.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (HaL55)

53 The refugees took one look at xit and said "Oh, we no longer want to come to USA, senora. We are just going back to our third-world sheet holes now. Ondalay!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Bmy3R)

54 How is My Pillowbiter's company coming along? Is it in the Fortune 500 yet?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (XA6AG)

55 Unsurprisingly, the FBI's rendering of Lady Liberty is fucking tranny. Perfect. Really says it all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (vpYjV)
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That isn't Lady Liberty, it's Lady Justice. You know, the one who's supposed to be blindfolded and holding scales so as to be neutral and even-handed?

Dressing her up as a rainbow and covering her with external prejudices is extremely telling about our "justice" system, innit?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (Jsjd7)

56 "NeverTrump" brought us nothing and has zero impact on anything. Idiotic voters, garbage institutions (including "courts"), useless GOP state legislatures brought us this calamity.

The underlying, pervasive rot that underlies much of this is now easier to see (like the ridiculous FBI message). It of course long pre-dated Trump and he could do little to fight it, though I don't think he missed any opportunities.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (OTzUX)

57 Looking at this pretty, leggy brunette in a simple
short dress in a nice setting is a good way to decompress and relax
after reading something written by that little shit weasel David Hogg:

https://is.gd/ZMlzr6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:28 AM (Jsjd7)

Boy howdy! I'll say!

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

58 Did David Hogg squeal like a David French when he threw his phone?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (SOV+T)

59 No pillow for you!
Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (DMUuz)
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That's okay. I don't want anything you've bitten.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (Jsjd7)

60 51 Joe in his best Terminator voice: I'll poop my pants.
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2021 11:29 AM (gmo/4)


Someone who is ok at photoshop needs to add one of those "Accident free for __ days" work signs to a wall in the oval office.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (U1eOr)

61
Oh sure. Biden's an asskicker. Hard as a coffin nail, that one is. Really gonna show that no-holds-barred murderous autocrat who's boss. Putin is the next Corn Pop. I'm sure he's quaking in fear right now, over there in his citadel of absolute power.

This country is so fucking stupid, all I can do is laugh and laugh. I'm deriving a pretty ridiculous amount of entertainment from Joe Biden and his handlers. Never change, Joe. Never change, America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (vpYjV)

62 "My Pussy Is Open for Refugees"

I get that she's probably just being silly and making a political statement at the same time. That said, good Lord woman, have a little bit of pride and dignity.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (YYlyE)

63 That Pussy Open photo is now on Farcebook with the caption, "but Trump said pussy".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:31 AM (OCTRt)

64 and I threw my phone 10 feet

Ten feet. He probably needs Tommy John surgery after a throw like that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 11:31 AM (3fR4G)

65 Looks like the Clinton Body Count just increased. Another "suicide" by the reporter who broke the Slick Willie/Loretta Lynch bribe-on-the-tarmac meeting. https://bit.ly/3gA4gU3

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:31 AM (u+Y3T)

66 I wonder at times how many of these diversity and inclusion offices and task forces are just make work to get the annoying people you can't fire out of your hair.

I picture CEOs listening politely, then once everyone leaves turning to staff and saying, "Now that that is over, what are the sales numbers in the mid west?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (rfFS5)

67 62 "My Pussy Is Open for Refugees"


That explains all the flies.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (U1eOr)

68 The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute.
Kinda cute? She's smokin'.

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (v16oJ)

69 I don't know why, but a good 85% of Joe's links take me to a NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID page.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (YYlyE)

70 Why would any female walk around with a sign that says "my pussy is open to refugees?" Is she desperate for brown sex? Has no self-respect? A libtard wh0re? What does her mother think of this?

Posted by: kit at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (0Yiin)

71 39 TIME - PRAVDA
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (Bmy3R)


They are worse than Pravda. Pravda had no choice.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (G2zl5)

72 So here's what I find funny about the picture of the woman with the placard: it's fake.

Amnesty International's actual placard reads, "My Door Is Open for Refugees." It gets redone to read as it does here, or sometimes other variants like "My Legs Are Open For Refugees." So it's fake.

But what's funny about it is that it is absolutely on-message and believable. No one looks at that and says, "that's gotta be fake, right?" No, they don't. People look at that and say, "fuckin' typical." This is why right-wing memes actually work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Jsjd7)

73 It's funny because trans-lady justice can see through her blindfold right at the scales she's holding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (/EuRN)

74 "Is he looking to get an award or something?"

It's a grift, David Hogg want's his OnlyFans to buy him a new cellphone off his wish list.

I'm putting him in touch with the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (83lwH)

75 THAT...thing with the rainbow sign...


Just


No

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (DJFLF)

76 > The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute.

Yup.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (YYlyE)

77 Looks like the Clinton Body Count just increased. Another "suicide" by
the reporter who broke the Slick Willie/Loretta Lynch
bribe-on-the-tarmac meeting

Suggestion: Anyone that gets dirt on the Clintons send a registered letter to all the major news outlets saying you are NOT going to kill yourself and if you are found dead you were murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (DpkTQ)

78 You've shit my pants for the last time, Putin...

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (3fR4G)

79 Did David Hogg squeal like a David French when he threw his phone?


Or the recently-departed Ned Beatty?

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (u+Y3T)

80 @56

Trump fought the fight Ike had warned was looming.


He lost, but as you say, it wasn't from not trying.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (qmgN2)

81 The cicada was smarter and unlike Camera Hogg knows when to vanish.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 11:33 AM (ipWZW)

82 17 years til the cicadas again. Sure there are others but the legit ones, the OG ones are gone for 17 years. If I realized libs were this scared of them, and they have proven many times over the last moth they are, I would say keep the cicadas around. These wimps need to grow up.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (gJfTA)

83 That woman really loves cocks.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (xPl2J)

84 Did we ever find out if Hogg was even in the same building as the shooter at the time of the shooting?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (YYlyE)

85 So here's what I find funny about the picture of the woman with the placard: it's fake.


But the Lego conversation is real, right?

Posted by: kit at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (0Yiin)

86 How is My Pillowbiter's company coming along? Is it in the Fortune 500 yet?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin


He sold his shares and quit. Seems it's hard work.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (OCTRt)

87 Tucker was just being mean. That lady is a chicken lover and I don't believe she has a full deck to play with. IYKWIMAITTYD

Asking her why the CDC is coming after her and her chickens is just s step too far.

Rational, sane people can't figure out what motives the CDC has let along this gal.

No offense I think what she does is fine but let's face it she's not going to be offered a place in MENSA any time soon.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (gHWbw)

88 16 She should swap that sign out for one that reads "This Pussy is Condemned".

"This Pussy is a Superfund Site"

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 11:34 AM (DJFLF)

89 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Jsjd7)

Your point is taken but I was pretty sure it was fake.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (sSiC8)

90 These chickens are like my babies. Since I don't have human babies, these :: pause :: are my human babies.
-- Chicken Enthusiast

How ... sad. How terribly sad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (Jsjd7)

91 41
Unsurprisingly, the FBI's rendering of Lady Liberty is fucking tranny. Perfect. Really says it all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:26 AM (vpYjV)


-----

That's lady justice, but the point still applies.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (E2Zb9)

92 That said, good Lord woman, have a little bit of pride and dignity.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (YYlyE

How can you be sure its a woman?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (A860g)

93 She looks good for a chicken f#@ker.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (Y5qcH)

94 Is it that chicken-milk lady?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (vpYjV)

95 "My Pussy Is Open for Refugees Hourly Parking"

I get that she's probably just being silly and making a political statement at the same time. That said, good Lord woman, have a little bit of pride and dignity.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:30 AM (YYlyE)

Mo' betta'?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (AwYPR)

96 Cicadas are the best cat toy nature ever made.

Posted by: SamIam at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (oasF3)

97 The open mouth on Biden in that Time cover does not look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

They removed the drool. What more do you want?
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (EpDzw)


Got my pen. Headed to the store later. Drool will be applied.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (axyOa)

98 "This Pussy Requires OSHA Level A Protection"

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (DJFLF)

99 Re: Hogg boy freak out

Didja see this similar about Spud Stelter?

https://bit.ly/3gwNdCy

Snake's not gonna bite you, Spud. Professional courtesy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (d9FiS)

100 Posted in the last thread, but I wanted to repost. Vortex is excellent glass for the price and LPVOs are the sex for your battle rifle.

Vortex Strike Eagle 1-6x24: $299
Vortex Strike Eagle 1-8x24: $399
https://bit.ly/3wAGOgc

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (YYlyE)

101 72 So here's what I find funny about the picture of the woman with the placard: it's fake.


It's fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (U1eOr)

102 Your point is taken but I was pretty sure it was fake.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:35 AM (sSiC
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I only got suspicious because I figured Amnesty International would be more subtle. But we see this *kind* of thing that's real, so it is easy to believe that this would be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (Jsjd7)

103
As a kid I had a lot of fun with 17 year locusts. I built a little village out of bark and twigs, and populated it with locusts, and then attacked the town with pyrotechnics.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (GZHr7)

104 It's fake, but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (U1eOr)
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Absolutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (Jsjd7)

105 "The open mouth on Biden in that Time cover does not look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

They removed the drool. What more do you want?
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 14, 2021 11:21 AM (EpDzw)"

They could have at least left the oatmeal drips for dramatic effect.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (ZSrej)

106 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (Jsjd7)

Your point is taken but I was pretty sure it was fake.
Posted by: ...


I. Don't. Care. Up it goes on Farcebook. The dems can spend a day chasing it down saying it's fake.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (OCTRt)

107 He lost, but as you say, it wasn't from not trying.


He was stabbed in the back by his own party. Reminds me of the scene in Braveheart when Wallace was betrayed by his own side.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (u+Y3T)

108 I get that she's probably just being silly and making a political
statement at the same time. That said, good Lord woman, have a little
bit of pride and dignity.

That's exactly what Hogg was doing. For some reason, left men think acting like spastic, hysterical little girls is endearing, and strengthens their lefty credentials, which it probably does. That's why they're always denigrating masculinity. They're above such troglodyte behavior, don't you know. It all works until someone needs to kill a bug.

Posted by: pep at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (v16oJ)

109 So joe is in Geneva giving away the store to NATO...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (Zmnko)

110 As a kid I had a lot of fun with 17 year locusts. I built a little village out of bark and twigs, and populated it with locusts, and then attacked the town with pyrotechnics.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (GZHr7)
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That's as impressive as it is slightly disturbing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (Jsjd7)

111 Diversity = no white men need apply

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (XwlQP)

112 In my neighborhood, the cicadas have been real thick.Outside, it sounds like some bugs huddling around a landing flying saucer.
The sounds level is about as loud as your neighbor's security system, screaming at full blast.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (RHGPo)

113 I. Don't. Care. Up it goes on Farcebook. The dems can spend a day chasing it down saying it's fake.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (OCTRt)

100% on that

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (sSiC8)

114
Chicken-milk Lady is different, but still funny:

https://tinyurl.com/a75tswe8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (vpYjV)

115 TIME drew Joe's hair like it's real.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (v0R5T)

116 It's a grift, David Hogg want's his OnlyFans to buy him a new cellphone off his wish list.



I'm putting him in touch with the Lincoln Project.


I'm pretty sure they've had his number for quite a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (HaL55)

117 I doubt anything that can impart the colors of the rainbow to your nethers is healthy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (cSyAR)

118 I don't think I need more "allies". They're the friends who'd never help you move, right?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (uhPTO)

119 "This Pussy Requires OSHA Level A Protection"

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (DJFLF)

Trench Shoring

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (k/TB6)

120 96 Cicadas are the best cat toy nature ever made.
Posted by: SamIam at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (oasF3)

Be glad when they're gone. My kitteh keeps climbing the screens trying to get them and leaving little rips.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (dfRN6)

121 And as far as I am concerned, I'm really not worried if Tiara the Hot Chicken Lady is not a mensa.

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (u+Y3T)

122 Biden takes on Putin.
FAIL

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (v0R5T)

123 Behind those glasses Biden is saying "I hope I don't have to climb any stairs."

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (ZSrej)

124 The media loves to portray Joe with mirror shades like he's some old, crusty--but badass- aviator or something.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mR6Gs)

125 "I got scared and screamed like a pansy" is a funny reversal of expectations trope, but only when we still have the baseline assumption that you're not actually a fucking pansy.

Then you're just pathetic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (/EuRN)

126 What does her mother think of this?

Posted by: kit at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (0Yiin)

She made the sign for her, wanted her out of the house....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (7bRMQ)

127 I. Don't. Care. Up it goes on Farcebook. The dems can spend a day chasing it down saying it's fake.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (OCTRt)
++++
Oh, for sure. Spread it far and wide. It perfectly encapsulates what they actually want and mean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (Jsjd7)

128 And as far as I am concerned, I'm really not worried if Tiara the Hot Chicken Lady is not a mensa.
Posted by: Mookie


You just want to scramble her eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (OCTRt)

129 The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute.

Kinda hot, I suppose. Like molten lava.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (KfC1e)

130 Time is pushing the tough guy Joe narrative. That's actually sickening.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (cSyAR)

131 I doubt anything that can impart the colors of the rainbow to your nethers is healthy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (cSyAR)


Preach it!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (AiZBA)

132 TIME drew Joe's hair like it's real.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (v0R5T)



But drew his mouth like he had a stroke, or is retarded. So props to them for that.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)

133 I look at that Biden cartoon, and all i can think is "what are you doing putting all this dirt in the Boss's hole?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (/EuRN)

134 The media loves to portray Joe with mirror shades like he's some old, crusty--but badass- aviator or something.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mR6Gs)

Wrong Way Corrigan

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (AwYPR)

135 Biden's an asskicker.

-
Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich
#BREAKING Joe Biden did not embarrass our country today

-
Yeah, boy, he showed the rest of the world what for!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (d9FiS)

136 It's a grift, David Hogg want's his OnlyFans to buy him a new cellphone off his wish list.
I'm putting him in touch with the Lincoln Project.

TOO OLD

Posted by: North American Man Boy Lincoln Project at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (DpkTQ)

137
I will enjoy watching that Russian asshole bat our ailing loser fake-President around like a political speedbag in the coming years. Popcorn time. He's going down like Apollo Creed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:41 AM (vpYjV)

138 This pussy is dirtier than the Wuhan Lab.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:42 AM (kTF2Z)

139 > It all works until someone needs to kill a bug.

In our house, my wife smooshes spiders when she finds them and I evict them when I find them. The only time my wife calls me for spider duty is when they're especially quick or large.

Most of the time I prefer evicting spiders because I have no issue with them. They're just doing spider things and I'm happy to let them do what they do outside.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:42 AM (YYlyE)

140 I think the chicken enthusiast knows it's being a silly light hearted thing. I mean she has trouble not bursting out laughing.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:42 AM (G2zl5)

141 13 David Hogg is such an annoying little fucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 11:20 AM (Jsjd7)


I thought all Progressives loved them some Mother Nature, in all its forms: Delta Smelt, Polar Bears, every small lizard in West Texas and the Mojave Desert, Sea Turtle eggs and hatchlings, Whales, and tens of millions more.

Funny thing is, 99.99999 percent of Progressives will never encounter those creatures. So it is easy for Progs to love them, and cry about them when the Sierra Club tells them to. Cicadas? The Progs want to annihilate them. Strange, huh?

Posted by: Gref at June 14, 2021 11:42 AM (AMIL/)

142 The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute.
She can pound my poultry any day


Posted by: Some Moron at June 14, 2021 11:42 AM (DpkTQ)

143 I'm just trying to picture Putin's wife having to jump up and lead him back to the table because he may stumble, say something stupid, get lost.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (d7+p1)

144 My blood pressure is still high from reading an AP story about the anniversary of the Pulse shooting.
Of course they turned it into a GAY event and it was filled with quotes about "bigotry" and "acceptance.'

Missing was the NAME of the shooter and his RELIGION and the fact that his attack on the nightclub was in the name of Allah.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (mR6Gs)

145 How does that vest even get printed -- "My (minge) is open for refugees?"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

146 He's going down like Apollo Creed.


More like Glass Joe...

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (u+Y3T)

147 To Tara the Chicken Enthusiast -

Have I got a chicken for you to snuggle with.

Okay, I'll serious up - if you began dating this woman, at some point you are going to need to say either; That's it! I'm outta here! or I can live with that. For awhile. I think.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (Rvt88)

148 As a kid I had a lot of fun with 17 year locusts. I built a little village out of bark and twigs, and populated it with locusts, and then attacked the town with pyrotechnics.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:37 AM (GZHr7)

The pre WWII barracks at recruit training were chock full of roaches.

In the evenings we'd go into the head (concrete floor) and have flame thrower wars. Using lighter fluid we would light them up after luring them into a baited circle. Crispy Critters.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (gHWbw)

149 My Gash is trash!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (wsQIi)

150 Tiara the Chicken Enthusiast. Nice breasts.


On the chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (OCTRt)

151 > Mo' betta'?

Yep.

> How can you be sure its a woman?

I'm not doing the Crocodile Dundee test, so I'm just going to assume.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (YYlyE)

152 Spider bites are nasty so although they are useful I generally don't want them around.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (sSiC8)

153 I'm a chicken enthusiast too. Chicken tacos, BBQ chicken, chicken tenders, chicken sandwiches...

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (v0R5T)

154 Every time I start to get angry about this stuff I need to remind myself that they push this clown world shit in large part to demoralize us.

The real message every time they parade some sick, broken degenerate freak before you is: "we have so much power over you now that we can force you to endure and submit to humiliations like this and there's nothing you can do about it, peasant."

This should simply remind us why we need to disengage from this corrupt, rotten failing system and build parallel institutions and communities capable of surviving its collapse.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (0Uf+z)

155 What about gay chickens then? hmmmmm? HMMMMM???

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (RlhGd)

156 Hogg reminds me of Conan on the Tree of Woe biting the necks of buzzards to keep himself alive.

He's that brave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

157 Missing was the NAME of the shooter and his RELIGION and the fact that his attack on the nightclub was in the name of Allah.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (mR6Gs)


Because OF COURSE it was. Gahhh.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

158 > Biden takes on Putin.

"My staff is going to be pissed if I don't insist you stop hacking our shit. Come on man! Give me a break. 120 days."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (YYlyE)

159 To Tara the Chicken Enthusiast -

Have I got a chicken for you to snuggle with.

Okay, I'll serious up - if you began dating this woman, at some point you are going to need to say either; That's it! I'm outta here! or I can live with that. For awhile. I think.
Posted by: Tonypete


At least until dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (OCTRt)

160 Europe loves them some Biden and the media talks about him bringing us closer to out allies after ...."Trump."

Bullshit. All Biden did was turn the US back into an ATM machine.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (mR6Gs)

161 Or refugee minority gay chickens for that matter?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (RlhGd)

162 Joe will shuffle into the room wearing elderly person sneakers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (cSyAR)

163 It's the pooping wherever they wish that gets me about our fowl friends.

And since it's also the means by which they get rid of urine their feces is very liquid and slippery.

Plus they cluck. A lot.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (gHWbw)

164 Being a old white super toughguy is toxic until they need to pretend someone is one for political gain.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:46 AM (sSiC8)

165 Apparently the Chicken Enthusiast was on The bachelor.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:46 AM (G2zl5)

166 Joe will shuffle into the room wearing elderly person sneakers.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:45 AM (cSyAR)

The ones with the velcro closures. Laces are a bit much when your fingers freeze up.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (gHWbw)

167 15 The chicken enthusiast is kinda cute.


She has a name you know. Chicken Patty.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (U1eOr)

168 >>Missing was the NAME of the shooter and his RELIGION and the fact that his attack on the nightclub was in the name of Allah.


Right?
Yes, it was targeted for being a gay bar -- because it not only was an infidel target, but it was gays. They ignore that key link to the religion of the attacker and ISIS.

Same thing they did with Bring Back Our Girls. They designated it as an anti-girls getting educated. No. It is anti-CHRISTIAN schools, they just killed the boys before kidnapping the girls because they could be raped/married off. So yeah, it's anti-boy, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

169 Notice they don't show Biden shuffling and walking in his toes up to the podium anymore. I'm sure Putin, who just came back from a two mile jog, is really frightened.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (ZSrej)

170 Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (HaL55)

171 Okay, I'll serious up - if you began dating this
woman, at some point you are going to need to say either; That's it! I'm
outta here! or I can live with that. For awhile. I think.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (Rvt8

Yep, not surprising she has no children. She'll never have children. Or a long term man probably either. Fifty years from now a story will come out about a woman's body found, partially eaten by chickens....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (7bRMQ)

172 The Time cover makes it look like Biden's about to get his ass kicked by Putin. Not a good look.

Posted by: soulpile at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (hiX0r)

173 The French are making fun of us! The French!

https://bit.ly/3pVnfNs

Scroll down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (d9FiS)

174 Hogg can only throw his phone 10 feet?

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (MVjcR)

175 Off lyin' news liar sock.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (U1eOr)

176 124 The media loves to portray Joe with mirror shades like he's some old, crusty--but badass- aviator or something.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:39 AM (mR6Gs)

The irony there is the last actual aviator we had in that seat was ripped by that same media...

Posted by: Inogame at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (53oGX)

177 And since it's also the means by which they get rid of urine their feces is very liquid and slippery.

Posted by: jakee308

Out of their cloaca - from the Latin, meaning - sewer.

Thanks Mr. Clay 8th grade science teacher!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (Rvt88)

178
154 Every time I start to get angry about this stuff I need to remind myself that they push this clown world shit in large part to demoralize us.

The real message every time they parade some sick, broken degenerate freak before you is: "we have so much power over you now that we can force you to endure and submit to humiliations like this and there's nothing you can do about it, peasant."

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (0Uf+z)
----

I note that this type of ritual humiliation is characteristically Chinese -- something one would expect of them if they were in charge behind the scenes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (GZHr7)

179 Time is pushing the tough guy Joe narrative. That's actually sickening.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:40 AM (cSyAR)

It's going to blow up in their face--and very soon.

Unfortunately, it's going to blow up in OUR faces too.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (mR6Gs)

180 Now I'm hungry for some good fried chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (OCTRt)

181 168 Right?
Yes, it was targeted for being a gay bar -- because it not only was an infidel target, but it was gays. They ignore that key link to the religion of the attacker and ISIS.

Same thing they did with Bring Back Our Girls. They designated it as an anti-girls getting educated. No. It is anti-CHRISTIAN schools, they just killed the boys before kidnapping the girls because they could be raped/married off. So yeah, it's anti-boy, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

=========

I just read over at Insty that the guy had no idea it was a gay bar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

182 So is it everybody loves Joey peace and love togetherness healing hour? Or bad ass warden Joe strutting the yard and cracking skulls? If you're gonna live in a fantasy, at least pick one fantasy and run with it, you Mr. Magoo fuckwits.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (/EuRN)

183 There was another student at David Hogg's school, named Peter Wang. Peter was in the Junior ROTC, so he was actually on campus when the shooting went down, instead of blocks away like Davey. And while Davey had the luxury of a controlled approach from outside the action, Peter was right there as kids were running. He manned a door to make sure everyone got out, and stood his ground to try to slow up the assailant. Naturally, he died. He's an honorary member of what would have been his class at West Point.

Since he was in uniform, committed to service, and gave up his life unselfishly, I think he should be awarded the Medal of Honor. No ROTC cadet has ever been a recipient, but he deserves it.

And yes, I want to see the look on David Hogg's face.
Peter Wang. Don't forget his name.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (zMFmR)

184 How does that vest even get printed -- "My (minge) is open for refugees?"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:43 AM (bDqIh)


Logo in the corner is Amnesty International, so........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

185 > Spider bites are nasty so although they are useful I generally don't want them around.

True. Around here we get the Brown Recluse. Their bites cause skin necrosis. A BR bite might give you a dime sized crater in your skin. I've even seen a Black Widow here, even though they're not native.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (YYlyE)

186 173 The French are making fun of us! The French!

https://bit.ly/3pVnfNs

Scroll down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (d9FiS)

==========

"As it should be...God damn America..."
-Obama, with a hand over his heart and a tear in his eye

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

187 The chicken interview is good. Tucker is barely holding it together.

I bet she sis no fan of cock fights though.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (axyOa)

188 I recall reading that the average American eats seven spiders a year. It was on the net so it has to be true.

then again, even snopes says it is false. Thank God. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (gJfTA)

189 Happy Birthday to President Trump

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (VmWzL)

190 Biden picture caption, "where are my cookies?".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (ZSrej)

191 And she's from Washington state. So if all she has is a love of chickens as her oddity then that puts her ahead of everyone there except the 'ettes.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (G2zl5)

192 Hogg can only throw his phone 10 feet?
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2021 11:47 AM (MVjcR)


Well, he does idolize O'Bambi.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (AiZBA)

193 Chicken touchers ? I occasionally give Mr. Doodle Do a boot when he challenges.me. Does that count?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nanos gigantum humeris insidentes at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (J4t5Y)

194 Bidet vs Putin

The Russians haven't had such an ailing patsy since FDR.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (ipWZW)

195 Democrats are in disarray and Biden will not get his agenda through congress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BIkWGdruA

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (lEfwZ)

196
I'm not clear why Hogg threw his phone. Was he attacking the bug, and his purse was too heavy to swing?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (GZHr7)

197 The message would be very different if Time ran a photo of a southern Republican with mirrored sunglasses.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (cSyAR)

198 Serendipity?
Ned Betty
David Hogg

Two names, same connotation. This is known.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (3H9h1)

199 I'm a chicken enthusiast too. Chicken tacos, BBQ chicken, chicken tenders, chicken sandwiches...
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (v0R5T)

Chicken gumbo, chicken soup, fried chicken, chicken wings, chicken a la king, Pollo, rice and beans, Chicken tacos etc.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (gHWbw)

200 Biden picture caption, "where am I and who took my silly cup?"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2021 11:50 AM (ZSrej)

201 Hogg was at home I think. He grabbed his camera and rode his bike to school.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (8xrJ9)

202 AP: Joe Biden claimed another first today as he became the first president to bravely shit his pants in a meeting with Vladimir Putin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (kTF2Z)

203 I recall reading that the average American eats seven spiders a year. It was on the net so it has to be true.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (gJfTA)

Don't get me started on the rat turds.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (AwYPR)

204 152 Spider bites are nasty so although they are useful I generally don't want them around.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (sSiC
---------
I thought it was only the Brown Recluse or Black Widow - "Spiders of Color" that were dangerous.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (xqRaG)

205 Hey FBI, rotten-to-the-bone corrupt and ghey as shit is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (sWM8x)

206 Like Buzzion says, the hot blond "chicken enthusiast" was on the Bachelor TV show, which is almost as weird as letting your chickens sleep on hte furniture.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (Zny85)

207 It's the pooping wherever they wish that gets me about our fowl friends.

-
I'm sure most of you are familiar with chicken dropping contests. You lay out a grid with numbers, stick in a chicken, and wherever the shit hits the grid, that number wins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (d9FiS)

208 I'm a chicken enthusiast too. Chicken tacos, BBQ chicken, chicken tenders, chicken sandwiches...
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (v0R5T)


I struggle mightily with bite through skin on chicken in my smoker.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I woke up once with a bug up my nose. Sneezed it out. I doubt we're consuming much of anything while we sleep.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (sSiC8)

210 True. Around here we get the Brown Recluse. Their bites cause skin necrosis.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:48 AM (YYlyE)


Can confirm. When I lived in the PNW, an obese co-worker of mine was bit in the thigh. She ignored it, and the whole office smelled like death. We figured she just needed to shower once in a while. It was only when she ended up in the hospital for it that we learned it was a spider bite and not awful hygiene.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (U1eOr)

211 Diversity

De diversity

Mix

Repeat

Stop/die

Is there a French word for stop die?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (rB4m/)

212 I'd give her a whirl. The only possible conflict would be if my dogs and
cats wanted to eat the chickens. I could see that being an issue, but
the chickens themselves? I'm cool.


Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (u+Y3T)

213 Farcebook already fact checked the pussy open for busy photo. LoL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (OCTRt)

214 Every time I start to get angry about this stuff I need to remind myself that they push this clown world shit in large part to demoralize us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (8xrJ9)

215 >>I just read over at Insty that the guy had no idea it was a gay bar.


Seriously? Didn't he scope it out -- seem to recall that he did while his wife waited in the car.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

216 (Yes I did quote someone and hit post.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (8xrJ9)

217 -
I'm sure most of you are familiar with chicken dropping contests. You lay out a grid with numbers, stick in a chicken, and wherever the shit hits the grid, that number wins.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (d9FiS)


That's called "Chicken Shit Bingo."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

218 And she's from Washington state. So if all she has
is a love of chickens as her oddity then that puts her ahead of everyone
there except the 'ettes.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (G2zl5)

Washington? Uh oh, she might get into a fight with Birdy Brown....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (7bRMQ)

219 He was a Trump supporter and thought it was a Hillary bar. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (sSiC8)

220 Don't get me started on the rat turds.
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (AwYPR)


Why are you eating rat turds? Stop it.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)

221 >>> I recall reading that the average American eats seven spiders a year. It was on the net so it has to be true.

then again, even snopes says it is false. Thank God. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 11:49 AM (gJfTA)


If you supplement with spider eggs in your cereal you are better able to match the FDA suggested nutritional requirements. Or is allowance? Always get those two confused.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (RlhGd)

222 I'm a chicken enthusiast too. Chicken tacos, BBQ chicken, chicken tenders, chicken sandwiches...
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:44 AM (v0R5T)

Chicken gumbo, chicken soup, fried chicken, chicken wings, chicken a la king, Pollo, rice and beans, Chicken tacos etc.
Posted by: jakee308


Jewish penicillin.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)

223 Is there a French word for stop die?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 11:52 AM (rB4m/)

Arret Mort!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (Bmy3R)

224 Hogg is not a cicada enthusiast, obviously. Also, he has a temper problem. Thank goodness he doesn't own a gun because he's exactly the kind of nut who might start shooting blindly into cicada crowds, and we can't have that. Red flag his ass.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (Zny85)

225 They look nothing alike, But I always got Ned Beatty and Charles Durning mixed up

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (mR6Gs)

226 That's it. Teriyaki chicken sandwich for lunch.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (v0R5T)

227 > I just read over at Insty that the guy had no idea it was a gay bar.

Sounds like something a lawyer would tell him to say. As we all know, murder is no biggie (right Cuomo?), but HATE CRIMES!?!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (YYlyE)

228 I only know the French word for "stop" from Canadian road signs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (Bmy3R)

229
I thought it was only the Brown Recluse or Black Widow - "Spiders of Color" that were dangerous.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 11:51 AM (xqRaG)

----

Recluse and widows bites are dangerous/catastrophic. There are other biting spiders in North America that leave a welt or lesion, but not as big a deal like the others.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (GZHr7)

230 At the time the Left cleverly turned it into "he was gay but spurned and took it out on the bar". Sure he did Jan.

But it works on their idiot sheep.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (sSiC8)

231 The Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were full of QWERTYs!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (d9FiS)

232 Don't eat rat turds if you're allergic to rat turds.

Posted by: Eli Lilly at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (sWM8x)

233 Why are you eating rat turds? Stop it.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)

No one can eat just one.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (AwYPR)

234 > And she's from Washington state. So if all she has
is a love of chickens as her oddity then that puts her ahead of everyone
there except the 'ettes.

I'll have you know a couple dozen of us aren't that crazy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (YYlyE)

235 If you supplement with spider eggs in your cereal you are better able to match the FDA suggested nutritional requirements. Or is allowance? Always get those two confused.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (RlhGd)



I get my recommended daily allowance of spider eggs in my bubbleiscious bubble gum.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 11:56 AM (U1eOr)

236 The "My pussy is open for refugees" lady is going to get someone raped. Illegals already know that they are getting free benefits, now they're going to think we're giving sex as a gift for them coming here.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 11:56 AM (NpAcC)

237 These so-called "17 year cicadas" come around like every 2-3 years.

Fake News. Not falling for it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:56 AM (Bmy3R)

238 So the fact that she was on The Bachelor leads me to believe this is all a stunt. Not that she raises chickens. But that she's a bit over the top about it. I'm guessing she applied to be on the bachelor and they wanted some unique story about her and "I raise chickens" was her thing. And the idiot producers of the bachelor had her play that up.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 11:57 AM (G2zl5)

239 Don't eat rat turds if you're allergic to rat turds.

Posted by: Eli Lilly at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (sWM8x)

College acquaintance of mine joined the local PD. One day he went into PD storage for something and ended up contracting the Hanta Virus. He died a week later at 29.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 11:58 AM (k/TB6)

240 And then, every time, someone says "But these are the REAL 17-year cicadas."

Then 2-3 years later they tell us "No, THESE are the real 17-year cicadas."

Uh huh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:58 AM (Bmy3R)

241 >>The "My pussy is open for refugees" lady is going to get someone raped.


It's been happening for years, to the point that the stats are being hidden.

That's why it is unbelievably disgusting and dehumanizing.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2021 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

242 When that reporter died the cackles in Chapaqua could be heard in California.

Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (12YfF)

243 Well; I don't like the politics and personality of David Hogg, but I do empathize with him a bit of the cicada situation. While I was driving yesterday a cicada flew in my open window and landed on my arm where the sleeve wasn't covering it. It was kind of scratchy, and I don't like big bugs landing on me. I didn't drive off the road and I didn't scream, but I said "uggh" rather loudly. I also can't stand the ongoing drone of the cicadas the way I think an alien invasion would sound, and yes, I'll be glad when the cicadas die or go back underground.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (k39e/)

244 Jewish penicillin.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)

Eat! It can't hurt.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (gHWbw)

245 You can tell that Biden's a tough guy by all the times he says things like, "I'm going to get yelled at for saying this," or, "I'm going to get in trouble for calling on you."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (KbCG3)

246 Beer drinkers and chicken raisers.

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (r4sI4)

247 We're not an ATM machine for NATO - our spending will be flat if not declining, and little of it has any particular relation to NATO-centric missions. NATO has been (mostly) an alliance with a spectacular history of success, and literally no existing purpose, since the 90s.

So while I know Trump sticks to familiar/popular themes in his rhetoric, his statements about this are flat wrong. Even his efforts to boost NATO spending were misdirected, or at least pointless. American and world interests could only be served by a NATO with a responsible, serious "out of area" (i.e. outside western Europe) profile - something that doesn't and will never exist, and has become more and more remote as a possibility the last 15 years.

NATO boosting its pitiful spending serves no American purpose, and there has long been no serious Russian conventional threat to western Europe, or any other of our interests, anyway. Russia's menace is as vandal and saboteur - such as the recent sale of a recon satellite to Iran - and in this of course Moscow now faces zero risk or consequences, or even "pressure".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:00 PM (OTzUX)

248 Beer drinkers and chicken raisers.





Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (r4sI4)

"How fresh is the chicken here?"
"We choke our own chickens."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 12:00 PM (k/TB6)

249 Pelosi: 'We Did Not Rebuke' Anti-Semite Ilhan Omar, She 'Is A Valued Member Of Our Caucus'

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You're a little shaky on the good/evil distinction there, Nans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (d9FiS)

250
Personally, if I were Putin, I'd make a disingenuous offer to meet with Biden in the Kremlin, walk in, punch him directly in the face, and walk out. What's anyone gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (vpYjV)

251 243 I also can't stand the ongoing drone of the cicadas the way I think an alien invasion would sound,

it's a little-known fact that cicadas arrived on the asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (v3pYe)

252 Now we know what the song Don't Want to Live Like a Refugee was about.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (sSiC8)

253 David Hogg
@davidhogg111

Jun 11

A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet - it landed screen down- on a staircase


Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (YqDXo)

254 I only know the French word for "stop" from Canadian road signs.

"Le Stop"

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 12:02 PM (fFtVH)

255 What's anyone gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (vpYjV)


You've heard the story about Putin and Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring, right?

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:02 PM (U1eOr)

256 In 1964, on the floor of the US senate, the democrats held the longest filibuster in our nation's history, 60 days, in an attempt to prevent the passing of one thing:

The Civil Rights Act

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:02 PM (OCTRt)

257 To be fair these really are the Cicadas I remember being a big deal when I was younger. 1987

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (sSiC8)

258 Jewish penicillin.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 11:54 AM (OCTRt)

It actually works. I've eaten Chicken soup (the good kind from a deli that's chock full of stuff) just before a cold feels like it's coming on and it never developed into a full cold. I can do that with Vitamin C too.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (gHWbw)

259 Putin walks into the meeting room.

I was told I was meeting with the president of the United States? Where is Mr Trump?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (kTF2Z)

260 In this corner, weighing 103 lbs, fighting in the super light weight division, David Hogg!*crowd boos
In this corner, weighing one thousandth of a pound, fighting in the fly weight division, Mr. Cicada!*crowd cheers wildly, knowing Mr. Cicadas nickname is "Hogg Butcher"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (6KLKM)

261 I only know the French word for "stop" from Canadian road signs.

"Le Stop"
Posted by: t-bird


Eh.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (OCTRt)

262 It's been happening for years, to the point that the stats are being hidden.

OXFAM actually trains its white female workers not to report rapes on them by black perps because to do so would be racist and white privilegey.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (DJFLF)

263 Every time I start to get angry about this stuff I need to remind myself
that they push this clown world shit in large part to demoralize us.

I try to ignore as much of it as possible. We Normals know it's nothing but fabricated nonsense anyway and no one with any intelligence give their insane bleatings any credence. Let the blind lead the blind. Both of them will fall into the ditch. And who am I to stop them since they seem to revel in lies?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (HaL55)

264 Just had fender scrape. Guy puling out of parking space clipped my truck. He felt awful about it. Mainly scrapped up the point on the ONLY area that already had the paint scrapped up (from before we purchased it)

So lucky hit right? I told him no worries, not worth getting insurance companies involved over it and let him. He said he let someone go last week, so maybe this was karma?

Hope not, because it never works that way for me. Karma truly is a bitch.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (83lwH)

265 College acquaintance of mine joined the local PD. One day he went into PD storage for something and ended up contracting the Hanta Virus. He died a week later at 29.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 14, 2021 11:58 AM (k/TB6)


Holy shit.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (Ez6QX)

266 @228 TIM HORTON means "stop"?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (zMFmR)

267 237 These so-called "17 year cicadas" come around like every 2-3 years.

but it's 17 cicada years.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (v3pYe)

268 I'm about and hr into the Dark Horse podcast - How to Save the World in Three Days - about the vaccination and other drugs that *appear* to be being suppressed.

I've been critical of Bret Weinstein (or maybe his brother) in the past. But this is an eye opener.

Recommended. It's over 3 hrs.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (sJHOI)

269 I heard thunder yesterday, so took shelter in this closet. I'm okay, but waiting for the 'All clear' signal. I'll be so happy when this is over.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 12:05 PM (l0Lgi)

270 I struggle mightily with bite through skin on chicken in my smoker.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Have you tried taking it out of the smoker first?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 14, 2021 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

271 I am ashamed to say I missed celebrating Liz Hurley's 56th birthday. Fortunately, she wasn't angry.

https://tinyurl.com/8kdb8y6m

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2021 12:05 PM (Zny85)

272 I only know the French word for "stop" from Canadian road signs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 11:55 AM (Bmy3R)

arrete or in English, Arrest. funny thing about French in the English language. It is a major part of our language, but often we use the French not as the primary term, but for unusual or extreme circumstances.

While we say stop, we use arrest to mean a very special kind of stopping. While someone is hungry, the extreme term if "famished" basically, the French term for hungry. there are tons of other examples.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 12:05 PM (gJfTA)

273 It actually works. I've eaten Chicken soup (the good kind from a deli that's chock full of stuff) just before a cold feels like it's coming on and it never developed into a full cold. I can do that with Vitamin C too.
Posted by: jakee308


Oh, I know. I wasn't mocking. I'd love to have some from a real Jewish deli.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:05 PM (OCTRt)

274 I'll be glad when the cicadas die or go back underground.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 11:59 AM (k39e/)

They transform, mate, lay their eggs and die.

I think there's a group for odd years. 7, 11, 13, 15?

I know they show up more often than every 17 years.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (gHWbw)

275 "David Hogg is such an annoying little fucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
And apparently a pussy little bitch who is scared of bugs.Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% "
The pandemic elevated fear and panic to a virtue, David Hogg is a hero and should get a parade.

Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (MxEKc)

276 The Metro News' headline about Joe, Boris, and Vladimir is Toobin-esque.

https://bit.ly/3cG6OPk

Ewe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (d9FiS)

277 "Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven."

Sorry Pilgrim, but I think you got it backwards.

It's his forgiveness that's required.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (83lwH)

278 In 1964, on the floor of the US senate, the democrats held the longest filibuster in our nation's history, 60 days, in an attempt to prevent the passing of one thing:

The Civil Rights Act
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:02 PM (OCTRt)

Yeah, but that was STROM THURMOND who switched PARTIES the next year and took all the racist baggage of the Old Confederacy.... to the GOP

Posted by: The Narrative at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (mR6Gs)

279 Nancy says she is totes still BFF with Ilhan Omar. And the 80% of Jews who vote straight D nod along in agreement.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (XwlQP)

280
Speaking of rotten fascist pussies...

ADL is the Enemy of the People.

The fascist nazis at ADL adds more words to their list of Verboten language: "caravan" and "open borders" are racist dogwhistles.

And the liars at that stupid garbage website for lies and disinformation Wikipedia published an absurd entry for "Cultural Marxism" defining it as a "right wing" "conspiracy theory." The "article" goes on a few more sentences and ironically admits it is indeed a radical "progressive" agenda to change the culture (but for good!).

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (Ylyp/)

281 37 These so-called "17 year cicadas" come around like every 2-3 years.



but it's 17 cicada years.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 12:04 PM (v3pYe)

those aren't the cicadas you are looking for. 17 year cicadas are the og's. There are pretenders but they are not the legit 17 year types.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (gJfTA)

282 Almost the *only* American policy with any meaningful impact on Russia is energy policy, and its effect on energy prices. Period. That's it. In fact I dare anyone to ID any other area of policy that has a material effect on Russia.

A specific energy-related issue - transport of Russian energy exports to western Europe, i.e. pipelines - well, is important, and is already completely abandoned, as y'all know (Nordstream 2).

Of course this administration's absurd policies all, all, inhibit development and use of real energy, which means rising prices. Which is the most important thing that can happen, on earth, to help the Russian regime (and the Iranian).

All the "sanctions" and such crap are marginally interesting, but energy policy is the only important one. And on that, of course, the idiot children in the Beltway are damaging America and the world while greatly helping Moscow.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (OTzUX)

283 I wonder which sorority David Hogg is pledged to.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (I58tH)

284 I think there's a group for odd years. 7, 11, 13, 15?

I know they show up more often than every 17 years.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (gHWbw)

Not just odd but actually prime numbers. Good survival instinct.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (sSiC8)

285 Plus: I was able to use my lunch break to fix a closet door.
Minus: Looking at it closely made me realize the door pulls are revolting.
Double minus: my replacement pulls that I keep on hand don't have screws long enough, so I'll have to go the hardware store.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Jsjd7)

286
250
Personally, if I were Putin, I'd make a disingenuous offer to meet with Biden in the Kremlin, walk in, punch him directly in the face, and walk out. What's anyone gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:01 PM (vpYjV)

---

Reminds me of the story of Putin stealing the Superbowl ring. He asked team owner if he could see it, he looked at it, then put it in his pocket, and walked out of the room as his security detail closed in behind him. Putin has a keen sense of what he can get away with.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (GZHr7)

287 American and world interests could only be served by a NATO with a responsible, serious "out of area" (i.e. outside western Europe) profile - something that doesn't and will never exist, and has become more and more remote as a possibility the last 15 years.
=====

Hello? Hello? Anybody there? - Visograd Countries

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (MIKMs)

288 Yeah, but that was STROM THURMOND who switched PARTIES the next year and took all the racist baggage of the Old Confederacy.... to the GOP
Posted by: The Narrative


Someone should have told KKK Byrd about the switch.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (OCTRt)

289 David Hogg is a chickenshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (HaL55)

290 > College acquaintance of mine joined the local PD. One day he went into PD storage for something and ended up contracting the Hanta Virus. He died a week later at 29.

How awful. Hanta virus is scary. Cleaning up anyplace where mice have been stirs up fine particles of mouse poop which can carry Hanta.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (YYlyE)

291 @JDollaSignshow posted this Tik Tom video to David Hoggs cicada Twitter feed.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (NpAcC)

292 282 All the "sanctions" and such crap are marginally interesting, but energy policy is the only important one. And on that, of course, the idiot children in the Beltway are damaging America and the world while greatly helping Moscow.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:07 PM (OTzUX)

===========

But Trump wanted to make Russia strong by increasing American energy independence from Russian oil!

Or so I was told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

293 I think there's a group for odd years. 7, 11, 13?

I know they show up more often than every 17 years.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:06 PM (gHWbw)

Prime # cicadas.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

294 Hers the Tik Tok video
https://tinyurl.com/8rat7ke8

Posted by: redridinghood at June 14, 2021 12:09 PM (NpAcC)

295 I'm glad we don't have cicadas in Colorado. I've been through a large brood of them in PA as a kid, maybe it was locusts, close enough, whatever.

Anyway, it wasn't so bad for me, but Lady YD and the girl have a near-pathological hatred of all insects, no matter how benign. It's weird. The two gentlest females I know turn into Hitler at the sight of a fly. Running around, flailing, screaming, and spraying poison in all directions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:09 PM (vpYjV)

296 No, ace- I am not fucking kidding you.

This boy is a pussy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

297 I wouldn't touch that with David Hogg's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (II3Gr)

298 12 News
@12News
As rising murder rates gain attention in American cities, Republicans have ramped up a misleading campaign to cast Democrats as anti-police and lax on public safety.

-
What kind of a nut could think the Donks are ani-police and lax on public safety? Well, at least the Republicans didn't pounce.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (d9FiS)

299
Reminds me of the story of Putin stealing the Superbowl ring. He asked team owner if he could see it, he looked at it, then put it in his pocket, and walked out of the room as his security detail closed in behind him. Putin has a keen sense of what he can get away with.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (GZHr7)

That's both badass and pathetic at the same time.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (mR6Gs)

300 > Not just odd but actually prime numbers. Good survival instinct.

FAIL. 15 is not a prime number.
Git good, n00b.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (YYlyE)

301 "I only know the French word for 'stop' from Canadian road signs."

I know the French word for hotness, it's Alizee

https://youtu.be/xDDpNaQxn6E?t=9

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (83lwH)

302 298 12 News
@12News
As rising murder rates gain attention in American cities, Republicans have ramped up a misleading campaign to cast Democrats as anti-police and lax on public safety.

-
What kind of a nut could think the Donks are ani-police and lax on public safety? Well, at least the Republicans didn't pounce.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (d9FiS)

=========

It's like the 90s all over again.

What would be delicious is if Biden signs another crime bill like the one he championed as a Senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

303 I think they already have parades for Hogg.

All month long.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 14, 2021 12:11 PM (sJHOI)

304 I never heard of any cicadas other than annual (every year), 13 and 17 year varieties.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 12:11 PM (xqRaG)

305 @12News
As rising murder rates gain attention in American cities, Republicans have ramped up a misleading campaign to cast Democrats as anti-police and lax on public safety. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (d9FiS)
++++
Really? Pointing out that the Dems are soft on crime and have dense anti-policy rhetoric, and DAs that refuse to prosecute, and catch-and-release for minor crime is suddenly a "Republicans Pounce" thing?

My, my, my.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:11 PM (Jsjd7)

306 Someone should have told KKK Byrd about the switch.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (OCTRt)

And Al Gore Sr and George Wallace and like 100 other Democrats

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:12 PM (sSiC8)

307 Nope, can't do this thread. Just can't..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 14, 2021 12:12 PM (jnP3J)

308 Reminds me of the story of Putin stealing the Superbowl ring. He asked team owner if he could see it, he looked at it, then put it in his pocket, and walked out of the room as his security detail closed in behind him. Putin has a keen sense of what he can get away with.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (GZHr7)


Wasn't that Kraft?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:12 PM (EhcSP)

309 Biden as a tough guy taking on Putin. Heh. Hah hah hah! HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (II3Gr)

310 FAIL. 15 is not a prime number.
Git good, n00b.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (YYlyE)

LOL for my punishment I will eat a 15 year cicada.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (sSiC8)

311 Putin was a "hold out" on congratulating the "winner" of the US election. He did an interview (real interviews - he actually grants interviews to non-patsy "journalists" and occasionally gets real, tough questions, with follow-ups) in which the reporter pressed him on the topic. He handled it very well. Of course he was able to rely on a staple approach the Soviets (and Chinese, and they did the same this time too) used, for evil purposes: non-interference in internal affairs.

The election results/details were an American matter, Putin was waiting until the American process was formally done. Perfectly "correct" diplomatically, consistent with the disingenuous approach authoritarian regimes (who loathe US pressure over their internal depredations) always take.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (OTzUX)

312 FAIL. 15 is not a prime number.
Git good, n00b.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:10 PM (YYlyE)


Prime numbers? That sounds like math.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)

313 There is no increase in crime or inflation citizens. Do not believe what you see on the street or at the supermarket. Believe your betters who read the news, they speak the truth.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (XwlQP)

314 I know they show up more often than every 17 years.

Posted by: jakee308


Well, there are several types and "broods" with different cycles. You get some annuals (at least in certain areas) and then the 13 or 17 year broods or what have you. So there are always cicadas about, it's just a question of whether some region has their periodic CicadaFest going on.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (OUMaO)

315 Wasn't that Kraft?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:12 PM (EhcSP)


Yes: See #255

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (U1eOr)

316 Prime numbers. The one I find fascinating is 2. I believe it's the only even prime which is manifestly weird.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (gHWbw)

317

See?

Everything is a "right wing" or "republican" "conspiracy theory" now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Ylyp/)

318
I didn't know Putin stole a super bowl ring from Bob Kraft. That's hilarious. If I'm Kraft, I'm *way* more embarrassed about that than the jack-shack thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (vpYjV)

319 Not just odd but actually prime numbers. Good survival instinct.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:08 PM (sSiC
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Sigh. Primes? Odds? This qualifies as "math on the blog" and the "pretty girl as act of contrition" rule applies.

I have you covered. This time.
https://is.gd/CKjFR0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (Jsjd7)

320 309 Biden as a tough guy taking on Putin. Heh. Hah hah hah! HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (II3Gr)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

321 I learned the truth in 17 years
Cicadas come and I'm in tears

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (d9FiS)

322 316 Prime numbers. The one I find fascinating is 2. I believe it's the only even prime which is manifestly weird.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (gHWbw)


Odd, right?

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (U1eOr)

323 > Wasn't that Kraft?

Yep.

https://youtu.be/ggqb4wUpa5w

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (YYlyE)

324 It was Kraft.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (wsQIi)

325 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN IS A DODDERING OLD PUSSY!!!!

Posted by: BIG BEN ROTHLISBURGER at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (Jsjd7)

326 OCTRt)

It actually works. I've eaten Chicken soup (the good kind from a deli that's chock full of stuff) just before a cold feels like it's coming on and it never developed into a full cold. I can do that with Vitamin C too.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:03 PM (gHWbw)
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It's best when made from an old hen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (lEfwZ)

327 You are violating the Prine Directive!

Posted by: Star Fleet Command at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (6KLKM)

328 As rising murder rates gain attention in American cities, Republicans
have ramped up a misleading campaign to cast Democrats as anti-police
and lax on public safety.


PROGDA only produces the very finest propaganda for its brain-dead consumers. That's the type of crap that's worth ignoring. That headline is so bad, it doesn't even rise to the level of being wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (HaL55)

329 "15 is not a prime number."

If men can have babies, then 15 can identify as prime if it wants to.

Don't be a Numerophobe!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (83lwH)

330 If I'm Kraft, I'm *way* more embarrassed about that than the jack-shack thing.


What a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

331 I didn't know Putin stole a super bowl ring from Bob Kraft. That's hilarious. If I'm Kraft, I'm *way* more embarrassed about that than the jack-shack thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (vpYjV)

Meh.
Kraft left out the part where he GAVE Putin the ring in exchange for some high-end Russian TRIM.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (mR6Gs)

332 using an old hen

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (lEfwZ)

333 290 I was doing some work for my old Polish landlady. She wanted the sash rope replaced in all the windows after one came down in the middle of the night, breaking the glass. This old place had a bat problem, 3 stories and an attic. Every sash I opened had a bunch of guano in it, and for about 3 weeks I suffered with ear and sinus problems. Doc at the VA diagnosed it, asking right away if I had been around anything like rodent droppings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (I58tH)

334 that's not a real TIME cover, is it?

say it's not
please

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (iTXRQ)

335 Absolute value of -2 is also a prime number.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (XwlQP)

336
Biden as a tough guy taking on Putin. Heh. Hah hah hah! HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (II3Gr)

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Yeah, that cover makes me laugh every time I reload this page. I mean, damn... I couldn't make it up, and I have a vivid imagination.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (vpYjV)

337 If you add two evens together, you get an even.

And if you add two odds together - you get an even.

Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (sSiC8)

338 325 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN IS A DODDERING OLD PUSSY!!!!
Posted by: BIG BEN ROTHLISBURGER at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (Jsjd7)

========

I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

339 That was not the ending Kraft was looking for.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (kTF2Z)

340 I'm a little surprised Hogg was so frightened by a bug; he seems more like the type to chase bugs.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (H3MF8)

341 I didn't know Putin stole a super bowl ring from Bob Kraft. That's hilarious. If I'm Kraft, I'm *way* more embarrassed about that than the jack-shack thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:14 PM (vpYjV)



Right? I never heard that Putin story, either.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

342 > Prime numbers. The one I find fascinating is 2. I believe it's the only even prime which is manifestly weird.

Yes, 2 is the only even prime because all even numbers are divisible by 2.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (YYlyE)

343 Thanks, 496; late to the thread.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (EhcSP)

344 The fucking guy who never served a day in the Military, but parades around in his aviator sunglasses and leather flight jacket and flaunts his Corvette like he is a fighter pilot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (hcb9g)

345 Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (sSiC

Because your racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (/EuRN)

346
As it become obvious china released a Plague on the world, it's time to pivot back to Putin and Russia.

It's all lies and bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (Ylyp/)

347 316 Prime numbers. The one I find fascinating is 2. I believe it's the only even prime which is manifestly weird.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:13 PM (gHWbw)
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Because all even numbers are divisible by 2. 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3, 5 by 5, etc.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (xqRaG)

348 342 > Prime numbers. The one I find fascinating is 2. I believe it's the only even prime which is manifestly weird.

Yes, 2 is the only even prime because all even numbers are divisible by 2.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (YYlyE)

=========

"Fucking 2, thinks he's so special."
-14

"Yeah, fuck that guy. He's not that great."
-1,932

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

349 My comment was far too long (as usual) anyway, so yeah I didn't address the Visegrad countries (central Europe) who actually act like US allies - they value open society values even America is abandoning, they act like allies (they send, or try to send, actual military forces to join the US in conflicts, at the drop of a hat).

But there's just nothing to be done for them, given America's collapse and western Europe's long decline.

With Trump removed, they're on their own, period. And likely forever.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

350 Because your racist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (/EuRN)

Got it in one

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (sSiC8)

351 Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (sSiC


Well... when two numbers love each other very much... and they decide to be together...

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (U1eOr)

352 David Hogg likely will be cast as Ell Emhoff's leading man when she debuts as 2021's hottie in some Hollywood shit film later this year.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (puu6v)

353 Corvette like he is a fighter pilot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (hcb9g)

He is the consummate wannabe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (/EuRN)

354 I see Time Magazine is keeping up their theme on viruses with that cover of Beijing Biden.

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (uQtS4)

355 Meh.
Kraft left out the part where he GAVE Putin the ring in exchange for some high-end Russian TRIM.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 12:15 PM (mR6Gs)

That makes more sense than Putin just stole the ring from him. Not that a KGB officer is above such things, but still.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (a+Mub)

356 I think there's a group for odd years. 7, 11, 13, 15?

I know they show up more often than every 17 years.


There are 17 and 13, so they would only collide every 17*13 = 221 years, the Chinese Year of the Ruckus.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (2nFxy)

357 337

Adding two negatives is a positive because adding a negative and a positive is always a negative.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (XwlQP)

358 350 Because your racist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (/EuRN)

*you're

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (II3Gr)

359 But there's just nothing to be done for them, given America's collapse and western Europe's long decline.

With Trump removed, they're on their own, period. And likely forever.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (OTzUX)
++++
Thank you for being sensitive and calling them "period-having countries" instead of "female countries." Diversity and tolerance begin at home.

Posted by: Your Human Resources Representative at June 14, 2021 12:19 PM (Jsjd7)

360 62 "My Pussy Is Open for Refugees"

Love Canal? Or is she sporting another Super Fund site?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:19 PM (YqDXo)

361 Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:16 PM (sSiC
--------------------

It all evens out in the end.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2021 12:19 PM (lEfwZ)

362 Adding two negatives is a positive because adding a negative and a positive is always a negative.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (XwlQP)
++++
This is ... not true. *Multiplying* two negatives always results in a positive, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Jsjd7)

363 Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2021 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

Poland was fully aware of the United States' reliability as an ally long before America started to collapse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (puu6v)

364 327 You are violating the Prine Directive!
Posted by: Star Fleet Command
___________

That was on the 6 o'clock news.

Posted by: Furious George at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (9vQJW)

365 352 David Hogg likely will be cast as Ell Emhoff's leading man when she debuts as 2021's hottie in some Hollywood shit film later this year.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (puu6v)


Before or after he announces his engagement to St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (YqDXo)

366 The answer is because every odd number is an even number plus one. So two of them together adds the two remaining ones together which of course makes an even number.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (sSiC8)

367 Is that "Power of Allies" graphic supposed to be depicting David French or James Comey?

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (uQtS4)

368 Adding two negatives is a positive because adding a negative and a positive is always a negative.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (XwlQP)



Um, what?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Ez6QX)

369 I hope Putin kicks Puddinhead's ass over Ashli Babbitt and the 1/6 political prisoners. And I mean that. If that makes me un-American, so be it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

370 Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
I meant to ask. What 30%?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Jsjd7)

371 nood - Quick Hits too

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (U1eOr)

372 I'm a little surprised Hogg was so frightened by a bug; he seems more like the type to chase bugs.

I bet someone sent him a picture of a bug. Eek!

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (3fR4G)

373 I love watching people do the maths in real time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (RlhGd)

374 Riding my bike down the street, a neighbor's dog barked at me as I passed. I have made a Vicious Animal report to Animal Control. I'll be so glad when they take care of it.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (9Fwwf)

375 If you add two evens together, you get an even.

And if you add two odds together - you get an even.

Can anyone concisely explain why that second thing happens?


Add two even numbers together and you get an even number. All odd numbers are even plus one. Subtract the one from each odd number and you have two even numbers + 2 left over.

So adding the two even numbers as stated before gets an even number, then add in the two, which is even, results in an even number.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (YYlyE)

376 Adding two negatives is a positive because adding a negative and a positive is always a negative.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:18 PM (XwlQP)


Common Core math.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (YqDXo)

377 @282

The best way to view Putin is, who has caused the US more damage, the Conservatives who pushed us into war in the ME or Putin or Dr Anthony Fauchi who funded GOF research that the Chinese then turned around and spread to an unsuspecting world?

People who attack Putin can get back to me when his US body count gets to ME and Fauchi numbers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (qmgN2)

378 I meant to ask. What 30%?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Jsjd7)


The unvaccinated 30%

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

379 I mean two odd numbers not negatives. DOH!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (XwlQP)

380 I have Gunsmoke on. Like the Twilight Zone,you never know who, pre fame, is going to pop up. Ned Beatty.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (I58tH)

381 Time for my nap. Wake me up if anything important happens.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (MVjcR)

382
And I mean that. If that makes me un-American, so be it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

-------

Putin will flog Biden like a rented redheaded step-mule, without regard to anyone's feelings. Just enjoy it. It's all going to happen, so you may as well have a laugh at the old dotard's expense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (vpYjV)

383 I watched a pretty good movie yesterday, The Bravados. Just two things. 1) If you're a stickler for geographical details you might be annoyed. 2) It's an anti-McCarthy parable. At the end, a priests tells Gregory Peck that at least he didn't excuse himself by saying blah, blah, blah and I was thinking blah, blah, blah is exactly right! Two good things, Joan Collins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (d9FiS)

384 My grandfather did a lot of traveling for his job as an insurance auditor, he usually stayed at Marriott hotels (IIRC). He got a complementary subscription of TIME because of his patronage. However, when one of the managers called about this complementary subscription, my grandfather politely, but firmly asked the woman to "get this left-wing rag (TIME) out of my house."

The manager complied.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (a+Mub)

385 NOOD.

Moar quick hits.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

386 Before or after he announces his engagement to St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (YqDXo)

Ella will be the one exchanging vows with St. Greta.

C'mon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (puu6v)

387 So adding the two even numbers as stated before gets an even number, then add in the two, which is even, results in an even number.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2021 12:21 PM (YYlyE)

Correct.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (sSiC8)

388 Love Canal? Or is she sporting another Super Fund site?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2021 12:19 PM (YqDXo)

------

Where's that cargo container ship that blocked the Suez Canal when you need it?

Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2021 12:23 PM (uQtS4)

389 Warning Will Robinson Danger the blog is turning into a MATHEMATICS thread!!!!!1!1!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (gHWbw)

390 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 14, 2021 12:24 PM (xqRaG)

391 Poland was fully aware of the United States' reliability as an ally long before America started to collapse.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:20 PM (puu6v)


The US citizens are honorable but our ruling class is trash.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (EhcSP)

392 My pussy is open for refugees too. So is my butthole and mouth. Cum and get it boys!!!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (ya9BE)

393 Putin will flog Biden like a rented redheaded step-mule, without regard to anyone's feelings. Just enjoy it. It's all going to happen, so you may as well have a laugh at the old dotard's expense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (vpYjV)

I'm anticipating the hell out of it, but apparently so is the White House. They have announced Biden's post-summit press conference will just be him sans Vlad. I cannot remember that happening before, but then again, "we" haven't had a mentally retarded fool with the onset of dementia as president previously. I still don't think they can control this as much as they are trying. It will be an absolute shitshow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2021 12:26 PM (puu6v)

394
"This Pussy Requires OSHA Level A Protection"

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 11:36 AM (DJFLF)



And spelunking gear.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2021 12:27 PM (n+4am)

395 Putin will flog Biden like a rented redheaded step-mule, without regard to anyone's feelings. Just enjoy it. It's all going to happen, so you may as well have a laugh at the old dotard's expense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 12:22 PM (vpYjV)


Doing the job the GOP refused to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 12:28 PM (EhcSP)

396 "Another 'suicide' by the reporter who broke the Slick Willie/Loretta Lynch"

Whereabouts of Sidney Blumenthal at the time? He and Jamie Gorelick keep turning up like bad pennies. This is where a little preventative maintenance could save 100s of innocent lives.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 14, 2021 12:29 PM (83lwH)

397 114
Chicken-milk Lady is different, but still funny:

https://tinyurl.com/a75tswe8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2021 11:38 AM (vpYjV)
-
I will remember her with my next portion of chicken-Snow-mein!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 14, 2021 12:32 PM (sdXdm)

398 2 open pussies walk into a bar.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 12:38 PM (rB4m/)

399 THE POWER OF ALL LIES

Posted by: Daniel McGurn at June 14, 2021 03:33 PM (F5SI2)

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