O For ONT

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me...Veirddave


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Shocking Statistic


Study: 97.8% of Mass Shootings Since 1950 Occurred in ‘Gun-Free Zones’

I mean, I'm not sure which is most shocking, the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder would chose to go to a place where his victims could least effectively resist or the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder wasn't deterred by the possibility of being charged with the crime of carrying a weapon in a gun free zone. It's a real head scratcher, yessiree Bob.


Brave New World

Why I'm Leaving Education

I’m leaving education. I don’t recognize the history being taught. I don’t recognize my home state. I barely recognize the country in which I live. I hope this cultural revolution recedes, but in the meantime I will spend the rest of my life fighting it so that my descendants don’t have to.

I understand the inclination, believe me I do, but I wonder if we wouldn't be better served if more teachers were like the one Ace posted earlier today, standing up to the board of education in her county. I'm blessed to have the resources to send Little to Catholic school so he's managed to avoid most of the CRT indoctrination crap, but not everybody is in a position to do so. Where does this end? Are we finally seeing push back, and will it be enough to reverse this?

How Your Brain Works



Whichever phrase you're reading, that's what you'll start to hear. Neat!


Hard Times

A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia

They don't know who er, erected it. Still, geoglyphs are as old as mankind, and it's the ancient ones that fascinate me. What possessed people to create are that can only be seen from above before they had the ability to go up in the air to look at it?


Cute, Until It's Not

This woman made a really cute post on social media about a trip to New Orleans:

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That's pretty neat, right? I wonder how she felt when she found out (or if she even did find out) that the street performer in the picture was arrested for murder.


Burn The Whole Rotten Thing Down

UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children

UNICEF says any efforts to block children from accessing pornography online might infringe on their human rights. UNICEF bases this claim on an expansive interpretation of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

UNICEF also claims that asking for age-verification to access pornography online may deny children access to what it calls “vital sexuality education."

I'm at the point where I don't know if what we're seeing is the inevitable result of stripping the traditional Judeo-Christian foundation of western civilization away or if structures of power in this world are just one giant grooming operation. Or both, I guess. Anyhow, you'll be relieved to know that the US gives almost $1 billion of your tax money to UNICEF each year. Yay!


I Guess They Were Out Of Yellow Stars

Indian police stick skull banners on unvaccinated people

those who haven't got vaccinated being made to wear a poster carrying a message, "Stay away from me as I am not vaccinated yet”

“Ungeimpft raus!”


Gun Pron

I want one of these:

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That's a Whitney Wolverine, a .22 cal semi-automatic pistol from the 1950s. I don't want it because it's a great gun or anything like that, although other than a reported finickiness over what brand of ammo you run through it it's a fine gun, I want one because I just love the way it looks. It's got a 1950s, George Jetson, Space age aesthetic that I love. That's not an accident, it was designed to look that way, but buying one probably isn't in the cards. They're kind of rare and one in good shape will set you back 3-4 grand. You can buy a Wilson CQB 1911 for that kind of money. It's not as sleek, but it's probably a hell of a lot more useful.


How The World Sees The US

Assumptions About America That Were Spot On

The list calls these “questionable”, but honestly I don't think that word fits. These are simply things that people from around the world found when they visited America. If someone visited France and found out that it was actually full of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, would that be questionable? (FTR, the people of France were quite nice when I visited, and that was in Paris to boot).


Not All Heroes Wear Capes


A Smart Military Blog


Related: I was watching a show on the History channel about warfare in the middle ages. There was one instance when a castle was under siege, and the attackers launched the head of a dead peasant from a trebuchet. It knocked the oldest son of the castle's duke off the battlements, killing him instantly. They said it was the first recorded example of a serf-face-to-heir missile in history.

You Know, He's Not Wrong....

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the perfect gift for those who want to cast the first stone:

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1 Frunobulax!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

2

второй!

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (808AM)

3 1st

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (rOpTG)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (Ojki1)

5 Is it still the OverNight Thread, considering that Pixy stomps it right when the super-late-nighters are getting started?

Hi, folks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - appropriately at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (2VADA)

6 ONT!

Posted by: Iris at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (6lKe4)

7 Close to first!

Posted by: Farmer at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (55Qr6)

8 Eh, V for Vendetta was overrated.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (Vgw1E)

9 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (JFzNN)

10 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at June 10, 2021 09:04 PM (fLVm1)

11 'Sup?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 09:04 PM (VcFUs)

12 Methinks the blog clock is a liar. I refreshed at :02, and no ONT.

/rant mode off.

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:05 PM (F0YaR)

13 Vivacious opening, WD... I mean, VD

Posted by: mindful webworker - vwxyzyxwv at June 10, 2021 09:05 PM (2VADA)

14 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (Rvt88)

15 Double digits

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (ttAum)

16 I feel like there was a character (priest? nun?) who used a crucifix slingshot with holy water balloons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 I think I just watched "V"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

18 With that vpening paragraph, shouldn't that be "V For ONT"?

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (F0YaR)

19 How can he "fight" it if he's leaving it?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:07 PM (vuisn)

20 Ahh, Weird Dave, our dose of sane insanity.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (r1z5A)

21 I drove 8 hours today to do 5 minutes worth of work.

I hate Penn State.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (9jFYd)

22 I feel like there was a character (priest? nun?) who used a crucifix slingshot with holy water balloons.
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Harry Dresden of the Dresden Files used holy-water-filled balloons on a vampire once, I believe. It was NOT amused.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (hQrcu)

23 >>A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia

Florida looks like a big flaccid dong and I can see it fine from the ISS.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:08 PM (vuisn)

24 16 I feel like there was a character (priest? nun?) who used a crucifix slingshot with holy water balloons.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Brings back fond memories of Linda Blair...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (fLVm1)

25 From the previous thread.

I'd still screw it up, and on top of that I'd be in high school again. Pretty sure even Satan wouldn't hit me with that punishment.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (Ojki1)


I went to a small HS and I'd do it again, if I could know then what I know now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (jOcSX)

26 ONT Greetings, Horde!

Now Hear This!

The Bourbon Lamp is Lit! I repeat, The Bourbon Lamp is Lit!

Set Condition Schnockered on All Deckshs!

That is all.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (QzJWU)

27 ...Are we finally seeing push back, and will it be enough to reverse this?

Yes, and maybe. Time will tell.

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (F0YaR)

28 VERY interesting opening.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (axyOa)

29 UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children

Ask for citizens of the world to post picture of their nude children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (yrol0)

30 That Whitney Wolverine was designed to shoot into space.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (ttAum)

31 Because willowed, for Cicero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD41n7Plt7A

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (H4KU1)

32 A .22 pistol? Perfect for pissing off your home invader.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (fLVm1)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (fLVm1)

34 UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children

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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)

35 I sacrificed FIRST for you.

Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (Z6rUJ)

36 GnuBreed, that's all I ever heard

Posted by: Cher barrel at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

37 Set Condition Schnockered on All Deckshs!

That is all.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:09 PM (QzJWU)

Drinkers drinkers man your booze.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)

38 I want a crucifix slingshot

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)

39 That gun looks like something Captain Nemo from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would have.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (9jFYd)

40 If you chug a gallon of gasoline, you won't need to eat for the rest of your life. That has nothing to do with the calories involved and more to do with the length of your life.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)

41 "Trick or Treat for Unicef."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (xopIz)

42 The Whitney Wolverine saw a later production run, made in the U.S., IIRC. I see 'em at gunshows or on Gunbroker, usually in the $500 range.

Fitment is perfectly fine, but they're a dull black Cerakote type of finish, not the incredibly well polished blue or nickel plating of yore.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)

43 UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children

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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)

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The Conservative Case For Dicking Hairless 12 Year-Old Boys Right Up The Squeakhole

Posted by: The Bulwark at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (fLVm1)

44 A .22 pistol? Perfect for pissing off your home invader.

Posted by: Cicero
I would guess 3 or 4 rounds rattling around someones insides would take a lot of the starch out of them.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)

45 Read the content!

Good. Stuff!

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (VzbI8)

46 What possessed people to create are that can only be seen from above before they had the ability to go up in the air to look at it?

Among ancient indigenous peoples, being jockey-size and -weight had a distinct advantage, because they could ride the great passenger birds. Only they could appreciate the great glyphs... and report back any typos.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for what happened to them at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (2VADA)

47 Gun girl.

https://tinyurl.com/3sx42fmb

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (KnJdm)

48 Vee haff vays...

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (/XcZQ)

49 That is one cute cowboy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

50 I sympathize hard with the person leaving education. It's a frequently awful occupation, and I spend a lot of time wondering if I should have done something else.

But, I have had a few moments where students have seen through the SJW bullsh*t, and I think I bear some responsibility for that. If nothing else, I know they wouldn't have heard the same thing from someone else that they did hear from me. If we don't do this, who will?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:13 PM (Vgw1E)

51 Assumptions About America That Were Spot On

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Link 404'd for me, but that won't stop me from saying that it breaks my heart that we can honestly use "were" in regards to a common idea of what it meant to be American.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (ZLyax)

52 Good evening morons and thanks wd

You say UN bureaucrats are good with child pron?

Shocking, I say, shocking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (EZebt)

53 Why does Biden always look like he's staring directly into the sun when he opens his yap?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (9jFYd)

54 If you chug a gallon of gasoline, you won't need to eat for the rest of your life. That has nothing to do with the calories involved and more to do with the length of your life.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)
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Reminds me of that old saying: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life..."

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (hQrcu)

55 We need a Pinochet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (II3Gr)

56 The ride never ends
The ridge goes on forever

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (pU0kz)

57 *The Bourbon Lamp is Lit! I repeat, The Bourbon Lamp is Lit!*

Best time of the day...

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (VzbI8)

58 UNICEF: Blue Helmets raping women, men, boys and girls, since the 1960s.

Bass. Turds.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)

59 oh the times,
oh the morals ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 09:15 PM (okV1R)

60 Eh, V for Vendetta was overrated.

Never actually seen the whole thing. Just clips. Like the V scene above.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:15 PM (CJRaf)

61 I remember enjoying the V for Vendetta comic book - sorry, graphic novel - but the movie was really dull and boring to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (ZLyax)

62 Fading fast. Goodnight Horde.

I had some very good teachers back in the Pre-Cambrian who pushed back on the libthink prevalent even then. One history teacher had kind of a libertarian-conservative bent, although you would only guess that by the questions she would ask us to get the wheels turning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

63
Assumptions About America That Were Spot On

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Link 404'd for me, but that won't stop me from saying that it breaks my heart that we can honestly use "were" in regards to a common idea of what it meant to be American.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people

https://bit.ly/3geR344

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

64 UNICEF: Blue Helmets raping women, men, boys and girls, since the 1960s.

Bass. Turds.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)
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Agreed. The UN has NO moral authority of any kind and never did. It's a Cold War artifact that has been corrupted to cover for the worst crimes imaginable. It should be burned to the ground, the ashes scattered, and the earth salted forever.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (hQrcu)

65 Pinochet + Trebuchet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 Could we use the Jesus slingshot on UNICEF officials? Not to kill them but to put them out of action for a a long while? Lord knows I have my sins, but thinking i's it's o.k. to sexualize kids is not one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (k39e/)

67 Study: 97.8% of Mass Shootings Since 1950 Occurred in 'Gun-Free Zones'

I mean, I'm not sure which is most shocking, the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder would chose to go to a place where his victims could least effectively resist or the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder wasn't deterred by the possibility of being charged with the crime of carrying a weapon in a gun free zone. It's a real head scratcher, yessiree Bob.
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Time for "Moms for Common Sense Gun Free Zone Reform" to spring up.

Any day now.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Ojki1)

68 Pixy stomps it right when the super-late-nighters are getting started?


Posted by: mindful webworker - appropriately at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (2VADA)

Charming...isn't it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9lwr)

69 43 UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children
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Up Next: "Incest and Sex with Children Not Always Harmful to Them."
Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 09:10 PM (c3dw6)
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The Conservative Case For Dicking Hairless 12 Year-Old Boys Right Up The Squeakhole
Posted by: The Bulwark at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (fLVm1)

We've a whole series ready to print on this!

Posted by: National Man-Boy Lincoln Association at June 10, 2021 09:19 PM (Ojki1)

70
Wanted to watch the Zero vs. F4F video, but I can't put up with that accent for half an hour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (mht8P)

71 Velly, velly nice oh en tee, Mr. WD, sir.

Posted by: Appycay at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (zGcp1)

72 Cowboy lassoes bike thief - posted Sep 2016 not that it matters; I watched it again happily.

But... did the cowboy ever get the dog food he came for?

Posted by: mindful webworker - yee-haw at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (2VADA)

73 38 I want a crucifix slingshot
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)

WWJS

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (yrol0)

74 Fly the friendly skies!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (W4eKo)

75 Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (808AM)

поз дравляю

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (EZebt)

76 If you chug a gallon of gasoline, you won't need to eat for the rest of your life. That has nothing to do with the calories involved and more to do with the length of your life.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (xqRaG)

A "calorie", in the human nutrition usage, is actually a "kilocalorie" in strict chemical kinetics. I wonder if they did the conversion correctly for the heat of combustion of gasoline?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (H4KU1)

77 One history teacher had kind of a libertarian-conservative bent, although you would only guess that by the questions she would ask us to get the wheels turning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)


My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong. I'm not saying I live up to that rule, but I try. A friend of mine is as hard-core as I am, but her students did a poll and were split on whether or not she voted for Trump. So it can be done, and that's how it should be.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (Vgw1E)

78 Unless that crucified Jesus slingshot is being used by an exorcist to take care of business or some such...it ain't right.

* wince *

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 09:21 PM (rOpTG)

79 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (SchxB)

80 Nine rough stones

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)

81 Time for "Moms for Common Sense Gun Free Zone Reform" to spring up.

Any day now.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (Ojki1)

Progressives put up sign to stop crime. They also close jails to stop crime. They also end bail to end crime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (yrol0)

82 73 38 I want a crucifix slingshot
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)

WWJS
Posted by: rhennigantx

Amen

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)

83 Just curious if the sheet heads that want non vaccinated people to wear a badge of some kind would be willing to do the same thing with the HIV positive.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)

84 Fitment is perfectly fine, but they're a dull black Cerakote type of finish, not the incredibly well polished blue or nickel plating of yore.


Yeah, the new ones are polymer and they have a MSRP of about $300, but what fun is that?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (8Cs8c)

85 The Whitney Wolverine saw a later production run, made in the U.S., IIRC. I see 'em at gunshows or on Gunbroker, usually in the $500 range.

Fitment is perfectly fine, but they're a dull black Cerakote type of finish, not the incredibly well polished blue or nickel plating of yore.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)

That is one pretty pistol. I want one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (H4KU1)

86 From the last thread...cool to see the Son Volt lyrics, that's a great record.

Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (bW3p6)

87 Nine out of ten American toddlers have never seen Cuties.

Posted by: The Ad Council at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (W4eKo)

88 But... did the cowboy ever get the dog food he came for?
Posted by: mindful webworker - yee-haw at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (2VADA)

wait wut they feed cowboys dogfood now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (yrol0)

89 I never knew that VierdDave speaks with a Hungarian accent.

Posted by: Miklos, Man of a Thousand Accents (1003 if you count the French) at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

90 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)

91 "Captain Nemo" is a great driving song if you're on an Interstate going about 90mph through the desert on mescaline.

https://tinyurl.com/vjfjdbe3

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:23 PM (vuisn)

92


WWJS?

Jesus is definitely a revolver person...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (808AM)

93 83 Just curious if the sheet heads that want non vaccinated people to wear a badge of some kind would be willing to do the same thing with the HIV positive.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)

Now do HPV cheerleaders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (yrol0)

94 83 Just curious if the sheet heads that want non vaccinated people to wear a badge of some kind would be willing to do the same thing with the HIV positive.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (Wm5SB)

Oh, that be homophobic...even though lots and lots of straight people what don't share needles have AIDS.

Posted by: Fauchi at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (Ojki1)

95 WWJS
Posted by: rhennigantx

Amen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)

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He will come on a cloud, bearing an AR-15 with the chainsaw mount and the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (fLVm1)

96 https://bit.ly/3geR344
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

**

Thanks

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:25 PM (ZLyax)

97 "Captain Nemo" is a great driving song if you're on an Interstate going about 90mph through the desert on mescaline.

https://tinyurl.com/vjfjdbe3



Wait, there's a different way to do that?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:25 PM (SchxB)

98 Why I'm Leaving Education

Why I'm going back in-

In Short Order, I qualify for free tuition in my state.

Miklos in the classroom?

Order in the classroom , here come the judge

Posted by: Miklos, doing a Flip Wilson kind of dance at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

99

Hello out there!

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (808AM)

100 Whut?!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (Rvt88)

101 95 WWJS
Posted by: rhennigantx

Amen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (oEn12)

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He will come on a cloud, bearing an AR-15 with the chainsaw mount and the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:24 PM (fLVm1

Given Sodom and Gomorrah I'm thinking Jesus is more a Mass Driver kind of guy.

Posted by: Fauchi at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)

102 st?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (rt0xh)

103 wait wtf I am here by myself

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (yrol0)

104 ..That is one pretty pistol. I want one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:22 PM (H4KU1)

I've seen one in a private collection, with an equally polished and blued, fully registered suppressor attached to it's extended, threaded barrel.

T'was a thing of beauty. Perfect for non-Kim Philby-ish Brit MI-5/6 types to use when suppressing Commie agents.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)

105 Oh dear, Jesus smote the thread, didn't He?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (oEn12)

106 Does anyone ever feel like they are a product of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but you are unsure of whether you are doubting your own abilities because you are intelligent or that you think you are overestimating your intelligence because you are incompetent and average ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)

107 ONT went boom boom

Posted by: The Ad Council at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (W4eKo)

108 Ok, which hampster is trying to rub sticks together?

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (Ojki1)

109

There's been a ripple in the spacetime continuum...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (808AM)

110 Fixed the bad "assumptions about America" link. We won't mention that I managed to toss the ONT back into draft for a second there, OK?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)

111 Whatever just happened, I didn't do it.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (Vgw1E)

112 wait wtf I am here by myself
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (yrol0)

Yes...

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (VzbI8)

113 Whatever just happened, I didn't do it.
Posted by: Dr. T

It was like that when I got here!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Rvt88)

114
I never knew that VierdDave speaks with a Hungarian accent.
Posted by: Miklos, Man of a Thousand Accents


Hootersville Hotscakes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (63Dwl)

115 Oh dear, Jesus smote the thread, didn't He?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby

No, a mite was besmote.

Posted by: Miklos, doing an Aunt Esther kind of Halleluiah at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

116 Great Scott!

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (fLVm1)

117 105 Oh dear, Jesus smote the thread, didn't He?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (oEn12)

...we do have it coming.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

118 Fixed the bad "assumptions about America" link. We won't mention that I managed to toss the ONT back into draft for a second there, OK?

For a moment I thought the hamsters saw the reference to mescaline and thought, "Good idea!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (SchxB)

119 I was cleaning it when it went off.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (vuisn)

120 106 Does anyone ever feel like they are a product of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but you are unsure of whether you are doubting your own abilities because you are intelligent or that you think you are overestimating your intelligence because you are incompetent and average ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)

Dunning-Kruger underestimated the amount of dumbfuckers committing dumbfuckery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (yrol0)

121 106 Does anyone ever feel like they are a product of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but you are unsure of whether you are doubting your own abilities because you are intelligent or that you think you are overestimating your intelligence because you are incompetent and average ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)

The Schroedinger's Cat's Dunning Kreuger Conundrum

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (oEn12)

122 I had an avowed communist social studies teacher in 78'.
I learned more about world history from that man than any other. He patrolled the aisles with a 3 ft ruler. Everyone received an A+ at their own peril.
Convinced all the boys they had to wear their belt buckle on the side.
One of the mothers got him fired.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (ttAum)

123 I've seen one in a private collection, with an equally polished and blued, fully registered suppressor attached to it's extended, threaded barrel.

T'was a thing of beauty. Perfect for non-Kim Philby-ish Brit MI-5/6 types to use when suppressing Commie agents.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)

Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)

124 119 I was cleaning it when it went off.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (vuisn)

yep I said that on CNN today.

Posted by: Toobin at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (yrol0)

125 toss the ONT back into draft for a second there, OK?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)

Mums the word.

You can count on us Morons.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (VzbI8)

126 {{Ladyl}}!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (bSk6g)

127 110 Fixed the bad "assumptions about America" link. We won't mention that I managed to toss the ONT back into draft for a second there, OK?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:27 PM (jCMlB)

Sure, if there is anything the Hoard is known for, its not brining things up again.

Other than Ace posting busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)

128 ..I never knew that VierdDave speaks with a Hungarian accent. Posted by: Miklos, Man of a Thousand Accents

We've spiked Weird Dave's Goulash with Hungarian Paprika. Let's see if he noticed!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzJWU)

129 Hootersville Hotscakes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Dave is highly cool, but Eva Gabor would look better in whatever attire (the less the better).

Posted by: Miklos, midly nostalgic for the old country at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

130 I do believe that Olympics Arms made a copy of the Whitney Wolverine.
I almost bought one and decided not to
Among my other bad life choices.

The Rayline Zebra II pellet pistol was based on the Whitney too


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (ySM85)

131 The Schroedinger's Cat's Dunning Kreuger Conundrum
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (oEn12)

If you look in the box there is an idiot expert. If you dont, the idiot expert tells you to open the box.

Posted by: Toobin at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (yrol0)

132
Does anyone ever feel like they are a product of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but you are unsure of whether you are doubting your own abilities because you are intelligent or that you think you are overestimating your intelligence because you are incompetent and average?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (MQ0Qu)

_________

I doubt my abilities because I'm incompetent and below average.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:31 PM (mht8P)

133 We find the new American administration a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: UNICEF at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (W4eKo)

134 ot a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)

---------

Holy shit. And I can barely get the soy sauce packet open when I buy supermarket sushi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (fLVm1)

135 That's 31,000,000 calories, or 31,000 kilocalories for a gallon of gasoline. Dietary measurements are in kilocalories. So one gallon of gas has the energy equivalent of 12.4 to 21.6 days worth of food for a human. That's still a lot, but not nearly as extreme as described.

Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)

136 I doubt my abilities because I'm incompetent and below average.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'm been told I'm ignorant and apathetic.


I don't know and I don't care about that!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (Rvt88)

137 Sure, if there is anything the Hoard is known for, its not brining things up again.

Other than Ace posting busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)

And shelves.

We absolutely do not discuss shelves.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (VzbI8)

138
That's exactly what they did, used calories instead of kcal. Gasoline is about 31 kcal per gallon. Sometime a capital 'C' is used for kcal, ie Calories, but it's confusing.

So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot.

Incidentally, considering how much energy it takes to walk, a human could walk about 900 miles.

So, 900 miles per gallon, if you could burn gas in your body.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (f1Vqw)

139 129 Hootersville Hotscakes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Dave is highly cool, but Eva Gabor would look better in whatever attire (the less the better).
Posted by: Miklos, midly nostalgic for the old country at June 10, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

Hows many copz of coffee
2
*scoops up 2 cups of grounds into pots*
von
too

Posted by: Mrs Douglas at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (yrol0)

140 Sure, if there is anything the Hoard is known for, its not brining things up again.

----------

And spelling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (fLVm1)

141 I suspect "doubting your abilities" would be a decent test to determine if you were fairly normal and not a sociopath.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (ZLyax)

142 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:34 PM (yrol0)

143 140 Sure, if there is anything the Hoard is known for, its not brining things up again.

----------

And spelling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:33 PM (fLVm1)

and sexual conquest

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (yrol0)

144 wasnt that good anyway.

Posted by: Jack Doe at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (g741k)

145 If you look in the box there is an idiot expert. If you dont, the idiot expert tells you to open the box.
Posted by: Toobin

Your Nomination has been accepted and approved.

Miklos, rapporteur and Secretary

Posted by: The Nobel Silly but Well Done Prize Committee (from the original Swedish) at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

146
That's 31,000 kcal per gallon. 31 Mcal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)

147 Jesus slingshot reminds me of this song.https://tinyurl.com/48mxdsf9

Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (DzhEB)

148 Slowly getting caught up.

In unfinished stuff from the last thread...

Have any of y'all heart Kelly Sweet's version of "Dream On?"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain wants a Real Truth and Reconciliation Commision at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (Clxcy)

149 ..Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)


That's a deeper dive into the metallurgy and chemistry than I'm qualified on which to opine. Belching out an opinion, regardless, I'd think it'd be fine for most pistol type chamberings. Higher end bottleneck rifle cartridges cross into a whole 'nuther world of steel elasticity, resonance, resistance to galling, flame-erosion and such.

Shorter answer: I dunno. Weasel, what say you?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:35 PM (QzJWU)

150 Have you checked that the Johnson Rod is working?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)

151 That's 31,000,000 calories, or 31,000 kilocalories for a gallon of gasoline. Dietary measurements are in kilocalories. So one gallon of gas has the energy equivalent of 12.4 to 21.6 days worth of food for a human. That's still a lot, but not nearly as extreme as described.
Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)

That sounds better. Imagine a gallon of cooking oil. You get all your calories by swilling cooking oil, about 7 ounces per day. That same cooking oil, burned in a diesel engine, would give you about the same miles as a gallon of gasoline in a spark-ignition vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (H4KU1)

152 Good evening.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (KWVje)

153 Have you checked that the Johnson Rod is working?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)

---------

Rod Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at June 10, 2021 09:36 PM (fLVm1)

154 So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot. [/i{

And at $3 a gallon for 87 octane, I'm thinking about switching back to huffing spray paint.

F*cking Biden.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (MQ0Qu)

155 Dammit. Late again! I'll probably just lurk...but Hi!
Love yall!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (colGo)

156 Damn. Math by Daywalkers is bad. Math by Nightwalkers is incomprehensible.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (VzbI8)

157

I worked with a lot of UN Peaceshitters in a previous life. Third world countries get a LOT of money for sending troops. A few were top tier. Mostly they send the absolute bottom of the barrel. Most were not obviously child raping scum.

Most were however dumb as rock shit. I mean literally brain damaged. Romanian orphanage leftovers.

See also: video of young chimp with the AK-47 and the 4 monkeys. The Peaceshitters are the monkeys...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (n1v5j)

158 we have not one, but two Whitney Wolverines: one blue, one nickle.

true story: i shot the one, and so far, only AOSHQ postal match with one. no where near the winner of said match, but it WAS agreed i used the k3wlest gub.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (5Ta3m)

159 *scoops up 2 cups of grounds into pots*
von
too
Posted by: Mrs Douglas

Husband was a lawyer, should know how to explicate precisely.

Eva vas merely using Austro-Hungarian Imperial scoops.

Posted by: Miklos, whom you may regard as an unquestionable scientific authority at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

160 >155 Dammit. Late again! I'll probably just lurk...but Hi!
Love yall!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 P


I'm all a-glow

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (KWVje)

161 I really love WD's ONTs...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (colGo)

162 That's 31,000,000 calories, or 31,000 kilocalories for a gallon of gasoline. Dietary measurements are in kilocalories. So one gallon of gas has the energy equivalent of 12.4 to 21.6 days worth of food for a human. That's still a lot, but not nearly as extreme as described.
Posted by: Bitblt at June 10, 2021 09:32 PM (NhmZu)
----
I've read a few sci-fi stories where the world currency moved from dollars to "kilocalories" or "KCs" or "caseys". The idea is that the economy should use energy as the real unit of currency. Not the worst idea in the world...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (hQrcu)

163 One of the better instructors or professors at university was, as I recall a Jesuit priest. Or priestette I suppose. Whether she quit or whatever, I dunno. Seemed nice enough. Taught quite a bit about logical fallacies and formal debate, and how to spot BS.

One of the more useful classes in life. If you have kids, make sure they learn how to spot authentic frontier gibberish. A finely calibrated Bullshit Detector.

Politicians, and the Media, are among the worst offenders.

Fauci exhibits many of them. Most recently, he deployed the logical fallacy in argumentation known as "Appeal To Authority". This is the idea that "experts" should always be deferred to, and listened to. You, on the other hand, are just an idiot, having no degree from Deah Old Hahvahd.

The fallacy isn't that we should never listen to experts, or that experts don't exist - but beware especially of people who deploy the "Do You Know Who I Am!?" card.

There's also the question of whether Fauci even is an "expert". He may just be a con artist.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (Jvty4)

164 Dammit. Late again! I'll probably just lurk...but Hi!
Love yall!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:37 PM (colGo)

Hi! Been meaning to ask, where about in Co are you located, if you don't mind saying.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (VzbI8)

165 So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot.

I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)

166 Hey wd is rick wilson still a friend of the blog ?

Posted by: teejee at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (g741k)

167 O Yeah. That .22. I'll try it...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (colGo)

168

If a gun barrel were made of torsion bar steel, it wouldn't need rifling!

Something, something, twist, something...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (808AM)

169 So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot.

If you drink that gallon of gasoline, I'm certain it will provide all the energy you need until your last moments.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (Rvt88)

170 I've read a few sci-fi stories where the world currency moved from dollars to "kilocalories" or "KCs" or "caseys". The idea is that the economy should use energy as the real unit of currency. Not the worst idea in the world...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (hQrcu)

If more people became aware of the practical equivalence of money and energy, a lot of the "green" nonsense would go away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:41 PM (H4KU1)

171 and "Thirst!"

gotta go grill dinner: BIAB!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (5Ta3m)

172 Damn WD. Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)

173 Fuckity. I'm in the Barrel. Y'all can break it to me gently, but most likely you'll break it off, and gentle ain't in your vocab.

*sulks*

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

174 There's also the question of whether Fauci even is an "expert". He may just be a con artist.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:39 PM (Jvty4)
---
He's probably one of the most successful con artists in modern history. You don't get to be where he is without mad people skillz combined with sociopathy, trademarks of a successful con artist.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (hQrcu)

175 164

In Boulder County unfortunately. Outside Lyons. You?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)

176 That's 31,000 kcal per gallon. 31 Mcal.
Posted by: publius

I read that as mezcal

I still see it as mezcal

*detects potential conflict with gravity*

Posted by: El Mikloso at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

177 gotta go grill dinner: BIAB!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (5Ta3m)

Did that already. Steak and baked tater. It was yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (H4KU1)

178 Point being we can't teach kids or anybody else everything, the best we can do is give them the tools to think for themselves. And learning the classic logical fallacies in formal Rhetoric, or argumetation, goes a long ways.

It is frustrating to say the least to see corrupt politicians and media wankers deploying twaddle that was shot down 5,000 years ago. Even more frustrating to see "Republicans" fall foe it. Really guys?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (Jvty4)

179 That pistol looks like something you'd find on a pimp in a New Orleans whorehouse.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (7bRMQ)

180 ..I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)



Idiot chugs gallon of gas, puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it. Death by Terminal Heartburn.

And faceburn, lungburn, stomach Roman-Candle belching burn. Saturn-5 fartburn, too.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)

181 > My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong.

If you're not actively pushing agitprop, they know exactly where you stand politically.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (i0wNm)

182 Fuckity. I'm in the Barrel. Y'all can break it to me gently, but most likely you'll break it off, and gentle ain't in your vocab.

*sulks*
Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

Puts a bottle of Acme Barrel Sanitizer in the USB port.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (H4KU1)

183 175 164

In Boulder County unfortunately. Outside Lyons. You?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)

I asked because wife is from Sterling area.


Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (VzbI8)

184 Has anyone ever seen an estimate of how much of the animal mass in the world consists of humans? I would guess less than 1 percent. So take 6 billion times that number of kilocalories times 100, and the animal kingdom is consuming a whole lot of energy every day. Now, a lot of it is animals consuming each other, but in the end it all comes from plants. So that's a f*ckton of energy that the plant kingdom has to produce every day, just in food for the animal kingdom. The source of all that energy? The sun.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 09:44 PM (BMmaB)

185 I had an avowed communist social studies teacher in 78'.
I learned more about world history from that man than any other. He patrolled the aisles with a 3 ft ruler. Everyone received an A+ at their own peril.
Convinced all the boys they had to wear their belt buckle on the side.
One of the mothers got him fired.
Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (ttAum)


It's funny, but a lot of Old Left types are like that. Responsible for a lot of the rot, but also very intellectually rigorous in and of themselves. One of my graduate instructors is a hard-core Trotskyite, but for that reason has no use for the Green or gender movements. Curious the way these things go.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (Vgw1E)

186 north westminster 2 blocks from broomfield. zuni and 136th

Posted by: chemo jeffo at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (g741k)

187 Miklos in the classroom?



Order in the classroom , here come the judge

Posted by: Miklos, doing a Flip Wilson kind of dance at June 10, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

You would be reading about me should I decide to try that.
"oh, no douchebag, thats not how it went. Would you like to see my history books from before you fell out of your mama's ass?"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:45 PM (VwHCD)

188 The Conservative Case For Dicking Hairless 12 Year-Old Boys Right Up The Squeakhole
Posted by: The B



funny thing, "Squeakhol" means mouth not ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:46 PM (4Jold)

189 *sulks*
Posted by: GnuBreed

Or pouts.

In the Barrel, no one can hear you anyway.

Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at June 10, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

190 > Convinced all the boys they had to wear their belt buckle on the side.

Was he a greaser?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (i0wNm)

191 *detects potential conflict with gravity*
Posted by: El Mikloso at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Sad to say, you will lose all conflicts with gravity.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (VzbI8)

192 fwiw, the entirety of co sucks

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:47 PM (4Jold)

193 You would be reading about me should I decide to try that.
"oh, no douchebag, thats not how it went. Would you like to see my history books from before you fell out of your mama's ass?"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



Distinguished Professorship AWARDED

Posted by: University of Miklos at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

194 oh boy he's here again. later gators. time for a modelo negra or ten.

Posted by: chemo jeffo at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (g741k)

195

Me dad spent some time in Colorado Springs - USAF...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (808AM)

196 {{{Jewells}}}

I'm so sorry I missed your call. The boy was over.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

197 in fairness though, even thought the entirety of co sucks, oh sucks more.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (4Jold)

198 Camped up top of Boulder Falls in the early 70s. The ladies didn't like shaving or clothes.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (+ya+t)

199 @185
Curious all right.
Quirky, with a Hitler complex.

Posted by: AceOfPhrase at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (ttAum)

200 Sad to say, you will lose all conflicts with gravity.
Posted by: tbodie

*rains apples upon thy head*

Posted by: Miklos Fig-Newton at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

201 186
Sorry, friend. I so couldn't live there...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (colGo)

202 No worries Ladyl. We'll catch up this weekend?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (bSk6g)

203 In Boulder County unfortunately. Outside Lyons. You?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:42 PM (colGo)


I went to CU for undergrad. I miss CO, but don't miss what it's become.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (jOcSX)

204 I'm so sorry I missed your call. The boy was over.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

House boy? pool boy? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (VwHCD)

205 Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)


Try it and see. Make sure make a video and put it on youtube though

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (Yoq4u)

206

Gravity always wins in the end. Mwahhhh-hah!

Posted by: Sgr A* at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (f1Vqw)

207 198

Yes..Boulder. What a damn mess. Of course, they totally think they are all that...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:51 PM (colGo)

208 200 Sad to say, you will lose all conflicts with gravity.
Posted by: tbodie

*rains apples upon thy head*
Posted by: Miklos Fig-Newton at June 10, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Best laugh I've had all month.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:51 PM (VzbI8)

209 Try it and see. Make sure make a video and put it on youtube though
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 09:50 PM (Yoq4u)

I don't think I have the means to drill and rifle the bore. It's in the steel rack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (H4KU1)

210 Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alber

you're the guy was ask about these things

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (4Jold)

211 I worked with a lot of UN Peaceshitters in a
previous life. Third world countries get a LOT of money for sending
troops. A few were top tier. Mostly they send the absolute bottom of the
barrel. Most were not obviously child raping scum. Most were however dumb as rock shit. I mean literally brain damaged. Romanian orphanage leftovers.
See also: video of young chimp with the AK-47 and the 4 monkeys. The Peaceshitters are the monkeys... Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (n1v5j

It's little known, but at one time there was a program called ACOTA (Africa Contingency Operations Training and Assistance) where we trained and equipped African units for deployment to peacekeeping missions to try to fix the problem you describe. I worked with the Senegalese, and I can honestly say the soldiers were as good as the average National Guard unit (with whom I also worked a lot). Less well-trained and less well-equipped, but good, trainable young men. Senegal has a proud martial tradition in the French military universe.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 09:52 PM (BMmaB)

212 I've had good experiences in France with normal French people. Most like Americans, especially those who attempt to speak French.

I've also encountered several (unsuccessful) pickpockets. If those incidents had happened in the USA, I would have punched them.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (QQ6wR)

213 I f&@$king hate driving through Colorado in the winter. It is absolutely terrifying in blizzards. People driving around like maniacs, rolling in the ditches, 30 car/truck pileups. Not much different than Nebraska or Iowa in that regard, but the high altitude and 1,000 foot dropoffs, potential avalanche adds that special something to the adrenaline.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (Jvty4)

214 Yes..Boulder. What a damn mess. Of course, they totally think they are all that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


boulder is nice, but the politics are a mess

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (4Jold)

215 192

Sadly, you might be right. Very sad...much like CA...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (colGo)

216 ..we do have it coming.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

We all got it comin' kid

Posted by: William Munny at June 10, 2021 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)

217 212 I've had good experiences in France with normal French people. Most like Americans, especially those who attempt to speak French.

---------
My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)

218 I doubt my abilities because I'm incompetent and below average.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 09:31

Errrrmm, have to disagree. You're multi talented sharing much here from borzois to classical music. You do realize the average IQ is 100, and that's scary.

Posted by: Farmer at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (55Qr6)

219 gun girl, better sit


https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (4Jold)

220 Maybe its my French.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (fLVm1)

221 boulder is nice, but the politics are a mess
Posted by: confederatefifth

First the sowing, then the reaping.

Or so I am told.

Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

222 221

You understand.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (colGo)

223 My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong.

.....

My rule is, if the students don't know you are a die-hard America-loving, Constitution-believing , God-fearing patriot, you're doing it wrong.

No need to play it down the middle for the sake of tiny, gender-confused Commie-spawned bastards.

They don't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)

224 First the sowing, then the reaping.

Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from E



it is funny that they banned ar15s, in violation of state law, then a jihadi drove in a shot 10 in a grcery store.

nice.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (4Jold)

225 Could we use the Jesus slingshot on UNICEF officials? Not to kill them but to put them out of action for a a long while? Lord knows I have my sins, but thinking i's it's o.k. to sexualize kids is not one of them.
Posted by:áFenelonSpoke

Second look at a Jesus reticle?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (fzA2n)

226 COMountainMarie.. only time I was in Colorado was in Grand Junction. Quaint place, nice scenery and great weather. On the drive from there back to Kansas City was some of the most beautiful sceneryI've ever seen. Thought about moving there but I couldn't handle the weather. Or the driving in bad weather. It truly is a beautiful state.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 09:57 PM (bSk6g)

227 Although, Miklos. We do still kick it for our gun rights. Not me, of course, but still...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (colGo)

228 the thing about co is its a desert

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (4Jold)

229 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero

https://tinyurl.com/s9hfvjtd


Posted by: Miklos, with arrow through head at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

230 First the sowing, then the reaping.

Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

then the burning
then the weeping

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (bxPTJ)

231 My rule is, if the students don't know you are a
die-hard America-loving, Constitution-believing , God-fearing patriot,
you're doing it wrong.



No need to play it down the middle for the sake of tiny, gender-confused Commie-spawned bastards.



They don't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)

Good rule. Sam Kinison in Back To School had it right. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (VwHCD)

232 Germans hated Americans there in the early 70s and the French sucked too. Fuck them.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)

233 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero



if they mock your french try german

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (4Jold)

234 Could we use the Jesus slingshot on UNICEF
officials? Not to kill them but to put them out of action for a a long
while? Lord knows I have my sins, but thinking i's it's o.k. to
sexualize kids is not one of them.

Posted by:FenelonSpoke



Second look at a Jesus reticle?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (fzA2n)

Go full blown rods from god

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (VwHCD)

235 Man, this is a killer live recording of Dixie Chicken. Some fine horn work, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqs7Vk7SRq4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:01 PM (H4KU1)

236 At present I am only planning to do online classes, unless the hyper-university-snowflake mask rules are lifted by August (not clear in the case of all schools, the Citadel seems clearest)

Posted by: Miklos, with Expert Level Fake Sincerity at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

237 226.

I've learned how to work with this desert. I have actually learned how to grow food at 8k feet. Not sure how I can keep it up...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (colGo)

238 Second look at a Jesus reticl

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



if there is going to be such a thing it is going to be from primary arm

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (4Jold)

239 I've learned how to work with this desert. I have actually learned how to grow food at 8k feet. Not sure how I can keep it up...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


nice

that has to be hard

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM (4Jold)

240 225 Could we use the Jesus slingshot on UNICEF officials? Not to kill them but to put them out of action for a a long while? Lord knows I have my sins, but thinking i's it's o.k. to sexualize kids is not one of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-----------------------------------

Wait a minute, you're the priestess, you're supposed to answer that question for us.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:03 PM (pU0kz)

241 my friends never understood, if you are in co the green you see, that is watered and maintained by somebody

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:03 PM (4Jold)

242 Get the jab, go on a cruise, catch COVID:

https://bit.ly/3vdtzRk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)

243 Judging by the commercials, white people no longer buy Lexus cars. Good to know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)

244 the thing is is when were cruise ships not bobbing petri dishes?

if we ever get zombies they are going to start with cruise ships

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (4Jold)

245 At present I am only planning to do online classes, unless the hyper-university-snowflake mask rules are lifted by August (not clear in the case of all schools, the Citadel seems clearest)

Posted by: Miklos, with Expert Level Fake Sincerity at June 10, 2021 10:02 PM



???

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (808AM)

246 More times I hear Dixie Chicken the more I appreciate it.

It just lays right.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (pU0kz)

247 I have actually learned how to grow food at 8k feet. Not sure how I can keep it up...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


*sonrisa*

Posted by: Peruvian COca cooperativa de produceros at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

248 Judging by the commercials, white people no longer buy Lexus cars. Good to know.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)

My Lexus non-buying record is completely unblemished.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:06 PM (H4KU1)

249 It just lays right.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (pU0kz)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (H4KU1)

250 213

You are obviously dealing with the asshats from out of state. Totally sucks...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (colGo)

251 How did the eye shot work out?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (pU0kz)

252 ???
Posted by: Zettai


!!!

Posted by: continuing student 4 life Miklos at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

253 My Lexus non-buying record is completely unblemished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:06 PM (H4KU1)

(Jump to top of page)

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I had a Lexus GS350 many years ago. It was flawless, for what it was.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:07 PM (fLVm1)

254 ???
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:05 PM (808AM

I can't tell you how many of my days begin and end with ^this^.

Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (VzbI8)

255 the thing is is, who was the bright guy that decide showing certain minorities driving certain rides was a smart thing?

they remind me that somebody is spending time and $ worrying about advertising when they should be engineering.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (4Jold)

256 156 Damn. Math by Daywalkers is bad. Math by Nightwalkers is incomprehensible.
Posted by: tbodie at June 10, 2021 09:38 PM (VzbI

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:08 PM (II3Gr)

257 w did the eye shot work out?
Posted by: B


is this a hardcore thing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (4Jold)

258 230 First the sowing, then the reaping.

Or so I am told.
Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at June 10, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

then the burning
then the weeping
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2021 09:58 PM (bxPTJ)

Don't forget the ripping and the tearing, the ripping and the tearing.

Posted by: The Old Guy at the Swingers Convention at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (Wm5SB)

259 248
Dixie Chicken! Seen the bright lights of Memphis...
Yes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (colGo)

260 No need to play it down the middle for the sake of tiny, gender-confused Commie-spawned bastards.

They don't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2021 09:56 PM (MQ0Qu)


That's not quite what I'm saying. I don't get in front of the class and say, "Reagan and Trump were two of our greatest presidents, and if you don't believe that, you can go to hell." That's never going to be productive.

What I do is present the facts, present competing opinions while clarifying that they are only opinions, and telling them to reach their own conclusions. That's what builds rapport with the students, and I think a fact-driven approach works out pretty well for our side. I have always made it clear that Communism is not the natural enemy of Nazism, and that the Founding Fathers had a lot more going on than slavery and crap.

This is one of those cases where style and substance both matter.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)

261 Am I seeing things or has Biden lifted Iran sanctions?

Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (etovI)

262

I'm having a difficult time imagining Our Dear Miklos as a student, what, with him being a veritable member of faculty here at HQU, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (808AM)

263 Judging by the commercials, white people no longer buy Lexus cars. Good to know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Let's market our product to people who never use our product!

Posted by: Corprate genius's everywhere at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

264 vvery
vvunny

Posted by: ibid at June 10, 2021 10:10 PM (zUVLz)

265 Raping, pillaging, grinding and salting.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:11 PM (pU0kz)

266 Am I seeing things or has Biden lifted Iran sanctions?

Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes

Just till he can deliver the Zyklon...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

267 An ad agency could come up with the shittiest idea in the world but it's Corporate who okays it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:13 PM (vuisn)

268 Raping, pillaging, grinding and salting.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:11 PM



Go on...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (808AM)

269 AOP, they might do for black powder, that is low enough pressure usually. Or if it is not rifled it might make a shotgun. What value a torsion bar has depends on the inside diameter and the thickness of the wall.

One of the exciting things about the "ghost gun" builders is that they are taking small diameter DOM tubing and using a plasma contact cutter head to gouge rifling in the interior walls without the need to use a Tungsten draw through swager or old school broaching equipment.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (ySM85)

270 I saw an amusing statement from Charlie Crist today. He said the DeSantis is auditioning to be president and Floridians should vote for him because they deserve a Governor who will remain in the state.

Well, the only way DeSantis would not serve his full second term would be running for President and winning... So I guess you are saying DeSantis would beat Harris without difficulty?

Not sure that is exactly the message the DNC wants you to put out there, sport.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (5p7BC)

271 262

Oh, honey. What we don't know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (colGo)

272 system restore only took 2.5 hours

I'm convinced that MS and Dell know when the warranty on my pc expires, and conspire to screw it up so I have to replace it

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (iTXRQ)

273 269

I like this.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (colGo)

274 261 Am I seeing things or has Biden lifted Iran sanctions?
Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (etovI)

He and that purple-lipped cocksucker gave billions in cash to Iran, a designated state sponsor of terrorism. That he would start lifting sanctions imposed by the PDT administration should surprise nobody.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (II3Gr)

275 Don't forget the ripping and the tearing, the ripping and the tearing.
Posted by: The Old Guy at the Swingers Convention

What is the correct plural of "bodice", and how would one pronounce it properly (if one found oneself in such a...position?

Posted by: Dame Miklos Barbara-Cartland at June 10, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2021 10:17 PM (qAR6u)

277 He and that purple-lipped cocksucker gave billions in cash to Iran, a designated state sponsor of terrorism. That he would start lifting sanctions imposed by the PDT administration should surprise nobody.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:15 PM (II3Gr)

---------

This turns my stomach. And I know Jews who voted for him because Trump was yucky.

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:17 PM (fLVm1)

278 AOP, they might do for black powder, that is low enough pressure usually. Or if it is not rifled it might make a shotgun. What value a torsion bar has depends on the inside diameter and the thickness of the wall.

One of the exciting things about the "ghost gun" builders is that they are taking small diameter DOM tubing and using a plasma contact cutter head to gouge rifling in the interior walls without the need to use a Tungsten draw through swager or old school broaching equipment.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM (ySM85)

These torsion bars are solid round steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)

279 Ford, let's build and attractively priced truck, make it front wheel drive, mate it with a tiny unproven engine and, new to us, electric drive.

Wait, why not put the known ecoboost with the electric drive and cut the probability of failure in half. And at the same time increase towing capacity to number not laughed at?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (pU0kz)

280 I'm having a difficult time imagining Our Dear Miklos as a student, what, with him being a veritable member of faculty here at HQU, and all that...
Posted by: Zettai

This will go down on your permanent transcript.

Posted by: Dean Miklos Wormer, also Double Sekrit Probation at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

281 275
Somehow, or somewhere...yeah. no. Don't see it. Not you, Miklos.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (colGo)

282 Does DeSantis have his own version of Mar-a-Lago in Florida?

I mean, besides the Applebee's in Palm Coast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:19 PM (vuisn)

283 actually, what value a torsion bar would have as a gun barrel would be . . .


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)

284 actually, what value a torsion bar would have as a gun barrel would be . . .


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)

Well, it's tough, elastic steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:21 PM (H4KU1)

285 272 system restore only took 2.5 hours

I'm convinced that MS and Dell know when the warranty on my pc expires, and conspire to screw it up so I have to replace it
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:14 PM
--------------------------

My computer, an E Machine, is fifteen years old. You do not need a new computer. You need to get out of Windows 10.

Or better yet get out of Windows.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:22 PM (pU0kz)

286 This will go down on your permanent transcript.

https://youtu.be/05k90ts2biw

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)

287 Emachine? Wow. Blast from the past.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (Yoq4u)

288 I hear most stably "That is Embarrasin'". Can't read what the yellow one is; should have put black text in that one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (ynpvh)

289 Is E Machine like La Machine?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (vuisn)

290 Or better yet get out of Windows.

^This^

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)

291 My computer, an E Machine, is fifteen years old. You do not need a new computer. You need to get out of Windows 10.

Or better yet get out of Windows.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:22 PM (pU0kz)

----------

MS-DOS has a very light footprint, or so I've heard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (fLVm1)

292 If the gallon of gas = 31,000,000 calories statement is true it really puts the stupidity of ethanol into a whole new realm of stupidity.
How much corn would it take to make 31,000,000 calories?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (BJKQV)

293 These torsion bars are solid round steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)


Hmm. You might need a lathe, then.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (ySM85)

294
Well, it's tough, elastic steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The interwebs says it will make excellent cutting tools. 5160 steel. Guns, 4140.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)

295 293 These torsion bars are solid round steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:18 PM (H4KU1)

Hmm. You might need a lathe, then.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:24 PM (ySM85)

And not just a rudimentary one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)

296 287 Emachine? Wow. Blast from the past.
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2021 10:23 PM (Yoq4u)
-------------------

I got it the year Asus bought out eMachine so it has a lot of Asus parts.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (pU0kz)

297 MS will not let you NOT update windows. you can pause updates for up to 35 days, then you have to update your machine to resume not updating

I hate Bill Gates and all who sail in her

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (iTXRQ)

298 Somehow, or somewhere...yeah. no. Don't see it. Not you, Miklos.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

You don't know.

In the next few years I plan to accumulate M.A.s and PH.D.s out the Miklosian wazoo.

I already have enough Official University Diploma crap to shingle 6 doghouses.

But, free, and fun!

Posted by: Miklos, Back to School, and who actually met Rodney Dangerfield at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

299 WD -
You sure do kick it. I tend to read content here; you crack me up every time!
Note: mishum. You are the best (just in case I get in trouble)...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (colGo)

300 123 ...
Got a question for you: would torsion bar steel be a good blank for making a a gun barrel? I scrapped out an old Nissan 4X4 chassis last week, and I saved the torsion bars. About 3/4" diameter by 24 inches long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:29 PM (H4KU1)

Torsion bar: spring steel, Rockwell Hardness north of 45
Ordnance steel: RH 25-30 or so
Rifling by hand with a button will not be fun at all, I expect.
I'd wonder if boring a torsion bar results in a straight bore. Kinda doubt it would have been heat treated to relieve internal stresses and that might result in a bore that's not straight. So, I'd think about heat treating the stock.
Like Jim said, pistol cal (or rimfire). Not enough steel to make a centerfire rifle cartridge chamber. Lots of barrel profiles taper *down* to 3/4 inch or more. Chamber end of a blank (unthreaded for a receiver) usually 1.25 inches or so.
No clue about longevity/barrel erosion near the throat.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)

301 180 ..I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 09:40 PM (8Cs8c)
Idiot chugs gallon of gas, puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it. Death by Terminal Heartburn.
And faceburn, lungburn, stomach Roman-Candle belching burn. Saturn-5 fartburn, too.Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)


Reminds me of one of my favorite Terry Prachetisms:" Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

302 And not just a rudimentary one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)

I have a nice Myford lathe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (H4KU1)

303 Hi Horde!

The penis on Google Earth thing isn't actually there, if you click the link in the article. It also isn't miles in size, even if it were there, unless the residential homes in the satellite view are also similarly gigantic. Maybe Google has scrubbed or edited it out? It's either simply not there, or Google digitally removed it, or the link in the article is the wrong location. I found a supposed picture of it at a newspaper also linked in the article, but that's it. I've never spent so much time looking for a giant penis, only to have my hopes dashed so thoroughly.

Also, that Buck Rogers pistol is gorgeous, and makes me wonder if someone could design an AR to look that pretty, so nobody could say it's scary-looking.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (OssQ4)

304 Gutblowout II: Buttsplit!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (vuisn)

305 ..Well, it's tough, elastic steel. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:21 PM (H4KU1)

It's been flame-tempered with Viagra?

/snrk

Kidding aside, would you be contemplating lathe-turning it for contour, or? Might be a bit tough on the tooling?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (QzJWU)

306 298
Well, yeah. You go for it. Let us know how that all works out...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:27 PM (colGo)

307 Like Jim said, pistol cal (or rimfire). Not enough steel to make a centerfire rifle cartridge chamber. Lots of barrel profiles taper *down* to 3/4 inch or more. Chamber end of a blank (unthreaded for a receiver) usually 1.25 inches or so.
No clue about longevity/barrel erosion near the throat.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)

Sounds like a no-go, then. No problem. It's in the steel rack, for when I might need a hunk of nice hard steel. Would probably make a nice chime...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:29 PM (H4KU1)

308

Or a nice tyre iron...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:31 PM (808AM)

309 Tyre

How, continental.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:32 PM (fLVm1)

310 Couldn't find it at the Google link either.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 10:32 PM (pU0kz)

311 actually, what value a torsion bar would have as a gun barrel would be . . .





Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:20 PM (ySM85)



Well, it's tough, elastic steel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:21 PM (H4KU1)

Definitely tough stuff. I yanked the factory .920 bars out of the roadrunner and put in a set of 1.03s when I did the suspension. Those things are some serious chunks of steel. If anything they would make great clubs cut to the right lengths.. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)

312 308

Exactly.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (colGo)

313 Well, yeah. You go for it. Let us know how that all works out...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Any and all classes will be recorded.

SC is what's called a "one party" state.

Posted by: Miklos, looking forward at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

314 I've seen the mime guy several times. He was probably the best I've seen in the Quarter. You never know do you.

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (DBkYX)

315 Dixie Chicken! Seen the bright lights of Memphis...

Yes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:09 PM (colGo
There is a Commodore Hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (BMmaB)

316 Those things are some serious chunks of steel. If anything they would make great clubs cut to the right lengths.. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)

Clonk an Antifa over the head, and the impulse bounces back up the bar and shatters your wrist.

Advantage: lead pipe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:35 PM (H4KU1)

317 97 MS will not let you NOT update windows. you can pause updates for up to 35 days, then you have to update your machine to resume not updating

I hate Bill Gates and all who sail in her
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 10, 2021 10:25 PM (iTXRQ

Not true. Turn off the windows update service and the other update service. Then go to network settings and change your network to a metered connection. It just labels it as metered. Then in windows update, click box that says not to use a metered connection.

No more updates

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 10:36 PM (4fSQf)

318

The trollop sitting in for Christiane tonight on Amanpour & Co. shore is purty...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:36 PM (808AM)

319 There is a Commodore Hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 10:34 PM (BMmaB)

There was one in Vancouver, B.C. It was well-known as a gay bar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (H4KU1)

320 Gotta say.
I'm not crazy about the Jesus slingshot.

Goodnight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

321 Drumpf said to drink gasoline for better mileage!

Posted by: CNN at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (2K20G)

322 I was looking for a technology, and what I was looking for for the cutting machine was Wire Electrical Discharge Machining rig.

Fascinating bit of kit.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (ySM85)

323 Man, I really thought the Avs would be coming out of the west. You never know, but I don't think the Habs have the horses to play with Vegas.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (8Cs8c)

324 Or a nice tyre iron...
Posted by: Zettai

"A Post-Decronstructionist Rethink of the "Tire Iron" Mythos in current Re-constructionist Context"

Posted by: Miklos, seeing funding grant MONEYS at June 10, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

325 Sitting in the lounge of the Empire Hotel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RH7m3ssPlo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 10:38 PM (H4KU1)

326 315
One should visit the Commodore Hotel. At least if that poor sucker met that Chicken...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:39 PM (colGo)

327 Gotta say.
I'm not crazy about the Jesus slingshot.

Goodnight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

-------

Historical accuracy wasn't the main goal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 10:39 PM (fLVm1)

328 The Jesus Slingshot would be made (slightly) more acceptable in "meme" format:

Antifa: "..you said Let He who is without sin cast the first stone!"


Jesus: "..Challenge, accepted!"

/sogoingtohell


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

329 320
Hey! I tried it...awesome stuff...
Of course, I'm over here, on life support...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (colGo)

330 Man, I really thought the Avs would be coming out of the west. You never know, but I don't think the Habs have the horses to play with Vegas.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 10:37 PM



I feel somewhat fortunate that I've not a clue what any of this means...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (808AM)

331 77 One history teacher had kind of a libertarian-conservative bent, although you would only guess that by the questions she would ask us to get the wheels turning.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)


My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong. I'm not saying I live up to that rule, but I try. A friend of mine is as hard-core as I am, but her students did a poll and were split on whether or not she voted for Trump. So it can be done, and that's how it should be.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (Vgw1E)

That is both impressive and shows how good a teacher your friend is.
She already went to college and got her degree. She has nothing to prove.
But getting the kids to share their own thoughts and nobody else knows what she thinks?
Bravo.
Education in action

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 10, 2021 10:44 PM (NGGa8)

332 Let us not disparage the .22lr cartridge. If somebody happens to breach my home and I happen to place a few .22lr rounds in there vicinity, they will go down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 10:47 PM (2k5ha)

333 I wonder..
Should I lurk for the rest of the night? I so dig hanging out over here. BUT, maybe I should proceed to the bar..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:48 PM (colGo)

334 I chill at home with some Ovaltine and Delta 8.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 10:50 PM (vuisn)

335 My rule is, if the students know where you stand politically, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Dr. T
If you're not actively pushing agitprop, they know exactly where you stand politically.
Posted by: bonhomme


The kids might not, but we do.

This is one place where our side loses. We want the people who should be neutral, to be neutral. And we are willing to present ourselves so. They have no such shame.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2021 10:52 PM (P1f+c)

336 I chill at home with some Ovaltine and Delta 8.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Hmm

Maybe with some vodka and Health Supplements from the Alex Jones Store

Gotta come up with a name for the drink though

Posted by: Miklos, academically minded former bartender at June 10, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

337 332

Yes. Sleeping with my lovely little. 22. Gotta do so, as a single gal....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:55 PM (colGo)

338 but I don't think the Habs have the horses to play with Vegas.

Posted by: Weirddave

The Habsburgs still have horses.

Never won a bet in terms of war and other shit though.

Posted by: Miklos, actual official historian at June 10, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

339 Let us not disparage the .22lr cartridge. If somebody happens to breach my home and I happen to place a few .22lr rounds in there vicinity, they will go down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


I don't. FBI stats don't lie. Deadliest round on record.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 10:56 PM (nI1Kq)

340 So, a gallon of E100 gasoline- i.e., Everclear- should be just about all I need.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2021 10:56 PM (pbStR)

341 "Maybe with some vodka and Health Supplements from the Alex Jones Store
Gotta come up with a name for the drink though
"
-Posted by: Miklos, academically minded former bartender at June 10, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

"I'll Drink My Neighbor"

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)

342 Slap!

Hi, handsome! You're in my prayers, how are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)

343 336

It would probably start with, oh, I don't know...
Roaring something, something...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (colGo)

344

Ethanol has seven (7) kilocalories per gm...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (808AM)

345 Drumpf said to drink gasoline for better mileage!
Posted by: CNN

INFLATE YOUR TIRES

Posted by: Preznit Dogeater at June 10, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

346

Errr, gram...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (808AM)

347 Nothing wrong with a .22 for self defense. Other calibers might be better, in many ways, but a .22 will still get the job done.

There are 100,000s of thousands of folks in the grave as testament to the .22's abilities. Now, granted, there are some .22 shooters who are also in their graves, 'cause the wee round didn't cause a bleed enough fast enough equation, but I'd still not curse the having of but a .22, when shootin' is required, and nothing else is to hand. Just shoot quickly enough, accurately enough and repeatedly enough, and your odds are better than naught.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

348 "Slap!
Hi, handsome! You're in my prayers, how are you?
"
-Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)

Just winding-down for the night. Thank you, darlin'. Hope you are well, as well.

*tips cap*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)

349



"her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt."

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (4Jold)

350 "I'll Drink My Neighbor"
Posted by: Slapweasel

"One more drink and I'll be under the host Slapweasel"

Posted by: Dorothy Parker-Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

351 165 So, no gasoline does not have enough energy content to provide for the rest of a human life by a long shot.

I guarantee you that if you drink a gallon of gasoline, it will last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 20

Way back when, there were actual reasons to cyphon gas from a car.
It took a while to get the knack of proper technical down.
Foook, gasoline tastes horrible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (hz9qL)

352 Hey red psa has ar308 kits for $549 atm fyi

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:01 PM (dVkJu)

353

I killed a deer once with a single shot of .22LR...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:01 PM (808AM)

354 Slap-

Hope things are OK at least.

Old Mama was back at the ER again today, only three (3) times this week.

Hope your folks are better.

Posted by: Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

355 what is the hq coming to that nobody is interested in this



https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (4Jold)

356 I killed a deer once with a single shot of .22LR...
Posted by: Zettai

And didn't give me none.

Posted by: Miklos, who can make a mean venison stew at June 10, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

357 335 The kids are desperate for someone to stand up for decency and traditional values since most of their teachers are diehard antifa-lite socialist leftists

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:03 PM (dVkJu)

358 C5
She's kinda gross, actually.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (U2p+3)

359 I killed a deer once with a single shot of .22LR...
Posted by: Zettai


it is getting close enough to get the barrel in the back of their neck that is the hard thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (4Jold)

360 Instagram wants me to join. _ Ha

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (pU0kz)

361 355 In more danger from diabetes than that bangstick

Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (dVkJu)

362 Slapweasel! Howgozit, sir?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (QzJWU)

363 what is the hq coming to that nobody is interested in this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM



I'd love to see it, but I get a login screen for Instagram at the link...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (808AM)

364 C5
She's kinda gross, actually.


I am not much for internet attentin whores either but it is the thought, bed, girl, doughnuts, ar, same place, same time, all locked, loaded.

I do believe that it would have been much better were you the girl instead of her.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (4Jold)

365 "One more drink and I'll be under the host Slapweasel"
-Posted by: Dorothy Parker-Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

There is some hullabaloo that Mae West may have said this and it was a misattribution. It appears Miss Parker is coming-up aces on duck-duck-go, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)

366 "I'll Drink My Neighbor"
Posted by: Slapweasel

Or "I'll have what he's having"

Trademark and Copyright lawyers at 09:20

Posted by: Miklos, with Italian virgins going downhill in a VW (actual drink name) at June 10, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

367 General Stanley McCrystal is on TV talking about the Alamo. I forget, what was it that he did a few years back?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (8Cs8c)

368 354

I'm guessing there is lots of prayers here for Old Mama. Thanks for being here, Miklos. You're a breath of fresh air in the middle of insanity.
I hope all goes well for you.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (colGo)

369
I'd love to see it, but I get a login screen for Instagram at the link...
Posted by: Z



weird, I am not in instagram but I get the pic, sorry

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (4Jold)

370 355 In more danger from diabetes than that bangstick
Posted by: MAxIE at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (dVkJu)

.22LR shoots a small pellet of lead at a pretty high rate of knots. Get it in the right place, and it will do damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (H4KU1)

371 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey WeirdDave!

"Caution: Helicopter rides may end when you least expect it"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

372 Just winding-down for the night. Thank you, darlin'. Hope you are well, as well.

*tips cap*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)

Slapweasel! How be you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (H4KU1)

373 "her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt."
Posted by: confederatefifth

Post-stretch, looks like face fucking the fabric of space-time.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (fzA2n)

374 it is getting close enough to get the barrel in the back of their neck that is the hard thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM


I don't how I did it! IIRC, it was a side shot at about 30 yards, aiming for the neck... But I never did find any entry wound -- not that I searched hard for one -- hunger, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (808AM)

375 it is a scantily clad girl in bed with a bunch of doughnuts and an ar

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (4Jold)

376 Cut and paste no work

Posted by: Miklos, ??? at June 10, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

377 355 what is the hq coming to that nobody is interested in this



https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM (4Jold)



Looks like coconut on one of those donuts. No thanks.

Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (vMCab)

378 Post-stretch, looks like face fucking the fabric of space-time.
Posted by: Drink



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)

379 WierdDave, that alliterative section was particularly sexy.

More serious note, my dad (who is an aos reader but not commenter) got hit by a car on his bike today. Sounds like minor but inconvenient (and painful) injuries, but i know he'd appreciate thoughts, prayers, etc. (Pugetopolis residents...avoid Ballard on a bike. I guess the stereotype holds true after all the little blue haired ladies have passed on). I might have to go get a drink myself. Shit is stressful.

Posted by: Funsize at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (EiPf6)

380 "Slapweasel! Howgozit, sir?"
-Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:04 PM (QzJWU)

To tell you would take too much energy... *HAH!*

It should suffice to say that I'll be right-as-rain, tomorrow.

Might cool evenings and an ample glass of Tom Simms find your evening well, sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)

381 Looks like coconut on one of those donuts. No thanks.
Posted by: b



?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)

382 ...22LR shoots a small pellet of lead at a pretty high rate of knots. Get it in the right place, and it will do damage. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:07 PM (H4KU1)

Nobody wants to get stabbed with a knitting needle, jammed in to the hilt. Which is more or less the wound channel of a .22LR when fired into standard gelatin media. And when fired into a human torso, with various bones, cartilage and differing tissue densities? Internal bullet deflections and ricochets are a brass plated, bloodletting bitch.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:12 PM (QzJWU)

383 https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:02 PM





Ha! I've managed to open it my back-up browser: I gather that no one is going to take her doughnuts!

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:13 PM (808AM)

384 379

Up for funsize.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:13 PM (colGo)

385
Ha! I've managed to open it my back-up browser: I gather that no one is going to take her doughnuts!
Posted by: Z




wrestling her for them is half the fun

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (4Jold)

386 Looks like coconut on one of those donuts. No thanks.
Posted by: b



?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (4Jold)

I was at the IGA in Three Hills today. Elderly couple behind me at the checkout was looking at some packaged donuts. Some had purple icing. The lady said, "What is this purple icing supposed to be?" I replied, "looks like it came from Chernobyl."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (H4KU1)

387 379

Up for funsize.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


who isn't

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (4Jold)

388 c5 is referring to this pic I found of Meghan Markle sans makeup:

https://tinyurl.com/3f7p7hf2

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

389 "Slapweasel! How be you?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:08 PM (H4KU1)

Much love, mechanical maestro! Just skipping-by for some "howdys". My head will fit a pillow like a foot fits a sock, soon. ...I'm joining the KKK It'll do me some good.

...hope your travels have been uneventful and peaceful.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)

390 it is a scantily clad girl in bed with a bunch of doughnuts and an ar
Posted by: confederatefifth

I fail to see the problem here

Posted by: MiklosBot, rebooted at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

391 what is the hq coming to that nobody is interested in this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWNOykLjGu/



I'd be more interested if I wasn't suddenly craving donuts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (SchxB)

392 ..To tell you would take too much energy... *HAH!*
It should suffice to say that I'll be right-as-rain, tomorrow. Might cool evenings and an ample glass of Tom Simms find your evening well, sir! Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)



Prayers up for Right as Rain for you, even now! Local shelves are bereft of Tom Sims, so it's Mr. Beam until Mr. Sims makes an encore retail appearance.

But a fine, cool evening was enjoyed out on the porch, cigar and drink in hand. Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

393 I was at the IGA in Three Hills today. Elderly couple behind me at the checkout was looking at some packaged donuts. Some had purple icing. The lady said, "What is this purple icing supposed to be?" I replied, "looks like it came from Chernobyl."
Posted by: Alber





Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (4Jold)

394 Sorry about your pops, funsize.
Ballard is pretty hipster, uber progressive and bike friendly. I'm surprised he got hit there.
Prayers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

395 Idea for your touring helicopter:

why go to the trouble of pushing people out?
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

396 ...hope your travels have been uneventful and peaceful.
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)

I am home in Elburda, and fine as frogs' hair. In an unexpected move, they opened the bars today. Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (H4KU1)

397 "What is this purple icing supposed to be?" I replied, "looks like it came from Chernobyl."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Persons of a Certain Age

Posted by: Miklos, who was not in Hungary in 1986, oddly at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

398
Well the German regulatory body for vaccines has just approved the Covid vaccines only for adolescents with pre-existing conditions that cause high risk for Covid-19 disease.

Such is the only responsible thing to do. And that recommendation should apply to the entire population, only those at high risk for Covid disease should take the vaccines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)

399 AOP

You have IGA in Canada?

Unexpected.

Posted by: Thrifty Shopper Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

400 Idea for your touring helicopter:

why go to the trouble of pushing people out?
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!


Wood bench seat, no seatbelts, and open sides. Tilt and go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)

401 -Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

Cheers!
*taps Gatorade on screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)

402 I'd be more interested if I wasn't suddenly craving donuts.
Posted by:


she is fine whichever order you want to do it

she is the main or desert

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (4Jold)

403 I stood next to the John 3:14 Rainbow Wig guy on the 18th hole of the 1981 Colonial Open. No idea that he would go to prison either.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

404 c5 is referring to this pic I found of Meghan Markle sans makeup:
https://tinyurl.com/3f7p7hf2
Posted by: qdpsteve

Dafuq!? What did we do to you to deserve Princess Hairy?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (fzA2n)

405 why go to the trouble of pushing people out?
Just install a passenger bench with a trap door underneath. One button and sayonara Kamala!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

A helicopter with a hole in the bottom would be structurally unsound.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (H4KU1)

406 Blanco, excellent!
Don't forget lots of splinters in the wood. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

407 I fail to see the problem here
Posted by: Mi


Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (4Jold)

408 "What is this purple icing supposed to be?" I replied, "looks like it came from Chernobyl."

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (vuisn)

409 Such is the only responsible thing to do. And that recommendation should apply to the entire population, only those at high risk for Covid disease should take the vaccines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

GLARE GLARE GLARE

Posted by: The Entire Government funded medical beauracracy at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

410 DLV, just posted for the anti-Harry schadenfreude.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Thanks for the ONT.

Woke up in the middle of the night throwing up. Cannot remember the last time that one happened. Seem to remember dimly when it happened before it was because of fun the night before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:19 PM (csEWM)

412 That .22 looks like the Beretta Neo. I'm sure someone mentioned that already.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (2DOZq)

413 ..A helicopter with a hole in the bottom would be structurally unsound. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (H4KU1)

Sikorsky SkyCrane with the droppable pod would beg to differ?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)

414 So today was the day MisHum had a ton of driving to do. Wonder how many miles he put on his truck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

415 Also, agreed on the Whitney Wolverine. Deco/Dreamline design from the 30s-50s was the best. There is some overlap with the faceless commie shit design (especially in work project art from the 30s) but the commies ruin everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (csEWM)

416 the doughnut girl is the same girl from upthread with the gun.

I think her name is messybunsnguns

she does not say how her buns got messy

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (4Jold)

417 I hear everyone of those phrases but I hear them with an British accent.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (2DOZq)

418 "I am home in Elburda, and fine as frogs' hair. In an unexpected move, they opened the bars today. Woo-hoo!"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (H4KU1)

Small surprises can perk an ear and upturn the corner of the smile.

Cheers to you, as well!
*taps Gatorade to computer screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)

419 Blanco, excellent!
Don't forget lots of splinters in the wood. ;-)


Nope. Polish that wood smooth. Get them out as fast as possible so they don't stink the bird up so bad. Only thing they should be stuck on is the field of punji sticks below.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)

420 A helicopter with a hole in the bottom would be structurally unsound. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (H4KU1)

Didn't Airwolf have one?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (vuisn)

421 So today was the day MisHum had a ton of driving to do. Wonder how many miles he put on his truck.
Posted by: qd


he was using "driving" as a synonym for sex

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (4Jold)

422 Blanco, the slip-n-slide solution? I like, I like.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

423 áDLV, just posted for the anti-Harry schadenfreude.

Posted by: qdpsteve

Guess ol' Bigfoot left the iron on fucking rayon.

I thought c5 was referring to da Trojan Whore when I cracked about spacetime.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:23 PM (fzA2n)

424 416 I think her name is messybunsnguns

she does not say how her buns got messy
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:21 PM (4Jold)

I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 11:23 PM (vuisn)

425 I thought c5 was referring to da Trojan Whore when I cracked about spacetime.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


is that harris?

I was referring to her

though I did not write it

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:24 PM (4Jold)

426 Wood bench seat, no seatbelts, and open sides. Tilt and go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)

I spent two days taking lake sediment samples in Northern Saskatchewan, riding in the rear seat of a Hiller 1100. I had a map and a notebook, and did my best to keep an accurate record of where each sample was collected, while my partner was throwing the bomb-shaped corer out the open door, and reeling it back in after it hit bottom, and embedded itself in loon shit. Then the pilot would zoom off, as fast as the machine would go, and do high-G turns to get us to the next site. It was a hoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:24 PM (H4KU1)

427 Woke up in the middle of the night throwing up. Cannot remember the last time that one happened. Seem to remember dimly when it happened before it was because of fun the night before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Opened to post 388, he did.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (fzA2n)

428 Meghan and Kamala: sisters??

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

429 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)

I think that was a result of the Israel study showing possible cardio damage in 25% of vaccinated youts in Israel.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

430

I've been looking closely at the tart in bed eating doughnuts, and I notice the peculiar foregrip on the rifle... I've never seen anything like it...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (808AM)

431 As if I didn't take the hint already, Windows is reminding me that it needs its diaper changed. So, with that, I'm off to see what's on the insides of the eyelids tonight.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)

432 Ima guessing I will hang back over here and lurk..
Cheers to all of you wonderful folks who love each other.
I hope that I deserve the hugs one of these days...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (colGo)

433
I see a paper is out where some Rooskie scientists have revived small worm-like organisms that have been frozen in the Arctic permafrost for 24,000 years.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)

434 ...Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap is IN Teh HOUSE. Hide all the wimmens.

Or, wymens, as the case may be.

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 11:27 PM (F0YaR)

435 I've been looking closely at the tart in bed eating doughnuts, and I notice the peculiar foregrip on the rifle... I've never seen anything like it...
Posted by: Zettai


since it is a pistl it has to be some sort of angld fore

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:27 PM (4Jold)

436 publius: Tremors, the reality series!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

437 Someone mentioned tarts and now I'm hungry for a Toaster Strudel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

438 Night slapweasel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (csEWM)

439 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 10, 2021 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)

Night, Slap!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (H4KU1)

440 OK maybe smart economic morons can see if my thinking is off but wouldn't a smart way to profit from both the huge markup of used cars and hyperinflation would be to buy multiple new cars on a long pay out loan and just garage them? You could resell those cars with low mileage later, and with a fixed loan their initial price would be virtual pennies. Plus they would be low mileage gas powered cars which will be increasingly rare in some states.

Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 11:29 PM (QCc6B)

441 Is a reboot what I think it is?

Posted by: Sen. Miklos Kyrsten-Sinema at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

442 "Body language experts said Boris Johnson looked less confident and tried to 'appear strong' in first meeting with 'confident' President [Biden].
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (pU0kz)

443 reminds me of the bcm gunfighter

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:31 PM (4Jold)

444 Slap will be at the Waffle Hut in about 20 minutes.

Marleen and Charleen have his "gift card" waiting.

Posted by: Miklos, arranger of things at June 10, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

445 OK maybe smart economic morons can see if my thinking is off but wouldn't a smart way to profit from both the huge markup of used cars and hyperinflation would be to buy multiple new cars on a long pay out loan and just garage them? You could resell those cars with low mileage later, and with a fixed loan their initial price would be virtual pennies. Plus they would be low mileage gas powered cars which will be increasingly rare in some states.
Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 11:29 PM (QCc6B)

That sounds good, but one has to consider the opportunity cost of the money, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:32 PM (H4KU1)

446 441

Nope.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (colGo)

447 "Body language experts said Boris Johnson looked less confident and tried to 'appear strong' in first meeting with 'confident' President [Biden].
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:30 PM (pU0kz)

He was probably worried about how to react, had Biden shit his pants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (H4KU1)

448 ..22LR shoots a small pellet of lead at a pretty high rate of knots. Get it in the right place, and it will do damage. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

There is a story about an African farmer who ran out to scare an elephant out of his garden. Fired off a round from a .22, only to have the elephant collapse dead. Seems he caught just the right spot behind an ear.

In that vein, Far Side cartoon; https://tinyurl.com/uwhcp88w

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (bPH26)

449 Body language experts said Boris Johnson looked less confident and tried to 'appear strong' in first meeting with 'confident' President [Biden].
_DM
Posted by: B


yeah, now remind us how sarkozy's hot wife was intimidated by obama being so pretty

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (4Jold)

450

The last thing the world needs right now is some paleolithic guinea neaderworm with no natural predators crawling about...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:34 PM (808AM)

451 444

Would it be awkward if I showed up?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:34 PM (colGo)

452
The Waffle House in Ft. Inn closed early tonight.

The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)

453 Posted by: Max Power at June 10, 2021 11:29 PM (QCc6

Hitler and the Nazis profited from hyperinflation when they purchased their publishing / newspaper building. Hyperinflation hit and they paid off the loan shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (2DOZq)

454 OK maybe smart economic morons can see if my thinking is off but wouldn't a smart way to profit from both the huge markup of used cars and hyperinflation would be to buy multiple new cars on a long pay out loan and just garage them?

Or default on the cheap loan, and buy back at auction for cheaper a car (or cars) that you already know.

Posted by: Miklos, sensible car buying economist at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

455 Would it be awkward if I showed up?
Posted by: COMountainMarie



he does not mind if you watch but you have to ask to join in

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:35 PM (4Jold)

456 455

I see.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (colGo)

457 404 c5 is referring to this pic I found of Meghan Markle sans makeup:
https://tinyurl.com/3f7p7hf2
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One day that boy is going to wake up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (pU0kz)

458
.22, at 400 yards: https://tinyurl.com/yheybsz2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:37 PM (bPH26)

459 455

I see.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


what are you a magic 8 ball ?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (4Jold)

460 The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Due to severe employee shortage (and that is a verbatim quote, there is a sign on the door) the local gas station/convenience store is open 7-7, or 7-9 Fri and Sat

Posted by: Miklos, ostensibly unemployable untill I gets my Free Clempson Degree at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

461
The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius
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Same everywhere. Covid payments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (bPH26)

462

C5 is en fuego this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (808AM)

463 he does not mind if you watch but you have to ask to join in
Posted by: confederatefifth

U fergot film rights

Posted by: IPR Guy Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

464 459

Well, as a matter of fact, yes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (colGo)

465

There's a report out that as much as $400B of the Covid relief free money was "stolen".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9674947/

Could the govt be this stupid, this incompetent? Yes, yes it could.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

466 Well, MY local Waffle House is 24/7

Despite Darleen

Marleen and Charleen take up some slack

Posted by: Miklos from Waffle House parking lot HR at June 10, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

467 I'm Irish. Where the fk are my reparations? Huh? You dicks!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:42 PM (colGo)

468 "Body language experts said Boris Johnson looked less confident and tried to 'appear strong' in first meeting with 'confident' President [Biden].
Posted by: Braenyard

He was probably worried about how to react, had Biden shit his pants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or he was thinking "if the old coot collapses, and I try to catch him, will his SS detail shoot me?"

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (P1f+c)

469 Could the govt be this stupid, this incompetent? Yes, yes it could.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I tried to buy a Shocked face, but they was Sold Out

Posted by: Miklos Prime at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

470 >>>yeah, now remind us how sarkozy's hot wife was intimidated by obama being so pretty

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:33 PM (4Jold)
--------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoSvbFjDUc

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (pU0kz)

471 I thought I was out of mix for the next rum and cola, but there was another can in the fridge. So I am still here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:43 PM (H4KU1)

472 >>>$400B of the Covid relief free money was "stolen".
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Another variation of communist money laundering.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 11:45 PM (pU0kz)

473 Miklos.
You must understand that it hurts some girls' hearts when you talk about the -eens. They can't possibly be all that...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:45 PM (colGo)

474 Also Publius/Miley

The SC Free Tuition thing will be fun.

I would like to sign up for an English class with Miley.

Oh Lawd, that professor gonna get TAUGHT

Posted by: Miklos, planning to enjoy the hell out of this at June 10, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

475 C5 is en fuego this evening...
Posted by: Z



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:46 PM (4Jold)

476 You must understand that it hurts some girls' hearts when you talk about the -eens. They can't possibly be all that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Once the trailers and the boat are paid off, I will cut/set them free.

Fly little birds, fly

Posted by: Miklos, got a PLAN at June 10, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

477 Meant to mention to you all: I recently got an inexpensive (about $15) fountain pen.

I enjoy it but forgot how fussy fountain pens can be. Leave the cap off for more than five minutes and the ink dries. Then you have to futz with the ink capsule inside, which proceeds to leak everywhere, including all over your hands.

Wonder if it's any different and/or easier with the expensive $500 Montblanc bens. Anyway, the whole thing makes me laugh a bit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

478 I thought I was out of mix for the next rum and cola, but there was another can in the fridge. So I am still here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Post all night on a drink ah rum!

Pixy come an' me wan' go home.

(Come mister tally man, tally me sock puppets...)

Posted by: mikeski belafonte at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (P1f+c)

479 I went to the big truck shop in the next town today. Friend of mine runs it. Sign on the door read, "masks required, Alberta law". So I dutifully put on the clear plastic face shield, and go in. Ken says, "been grinding, Peon?" Me, "huh?" He points to the face shield, "you don't need that here." Me, "OK, I just saw the sign." Ken, "it's just a sign."

Face shield comes off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (H4KU1)

480 AOP, go for the full experience and put on the hat, the peg leg and the parrot. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

481 yeah, now remind us how sarkozy's hot wife was intimidated by obama being so pretty

Big Mike or Barry? 'Cause Barry's more believable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)

482 Could the govt be this stupid, this incompetent? Yes, yes it could.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

Government stupidity and incompetence is probably our best hope

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (qAR6u)

483 461
The Covid fuckwits have managed to destroy the Waffle House. It's a labor problem, near as I can tell. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius
--------

Same everywhere. Covid payments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:38 PM (bPH26



Yeah I've seen some restaurants close 2 or 3 hours early because they don't have employees to cover the shifts.

Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (vMCab)

484 C5 is en fuego this evening...
Posted by: Z

Posted by: confederatefifth

Self-immolation is like so, maybe 60s, brother monk dude

Posted by: Insufferable Millenial Buddhist Monk Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

485 Big Mike or Barry? 'Cause Barry's more believable.
Posted by: Blan



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:50 PM (4Jold)

486 476

Good for you!
You know it won't be that easy, though...
Those gals will follow you to the ends of the...earth..or something...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2021 11:51 PM (colGo)

487 AOP, go for the full experience and put on the hat, the peg leg and the parrot. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, it is Captain Morgan dark rum. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:51 PM (H4KU1)

488 Yeah I've seen some restaurants close 2 or 3 hours early because they don't have employees to cover the shifts.

Local Sonic is paying $14/hr for new hires. That's more than I used to get as an electronics tech.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (SchxB)

489 Big Mike or Barry? 'Cause Barry's more believable.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)
-------------

I automatically assumed Barry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (2SdPm)

490 (Come mister tally man, tally me sock puppets...)
Posted by: mikeski belafonte

*offers pina colada, if you like pina coladas*

*the Good Stuff is in back*

Posted by: Stand in Bartender Jah Miklosfarai at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

491
I would pay money to watch someone try to teach Miley English. That would better than a Jack Benny rerun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)

492 I thought it was the Queen of Spain who was a wilting flower next to the stunning beauty of Mike?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (csEWM)

493 it is a bcm gun that the doughnut girl is holding in bed so I am going to go with the same fore grip fro her gun.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:52 PM (4Jold)

494 What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)

The worms retake the House and Senate.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (KnJdm)

495 AOP, sounds delicious! Arrrr! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

496 I automatically assumed Barry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker

We have a winner!

Posted by: Gene Barry at June 10, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

497
You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

498 Someone mentioned tarts and now I'm hungry for a Toaster Strudel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

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That's half a step above an Eggo waffle, and only because of the tiny frosting packet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (fLVm1)

499 How are they gonna get that chocolate icing off the white sheets?

I wonder, would that stain bad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (csEWM)

500 You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)


---------

Say what you will about his lousy submarine commanding but the dude knew his distilled spirits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

501 >> I thought it was the Queen of Spain who was a wilting flower next to the

There's a picture of Big Mike in between her (Queen Letizia, I believe is her name) and Carla Bruni.

Big Mike's ass was wider than both of their shapely bee-hinds put together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

502 You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Every man must do his duty

Posted by: Miklos, nailing his colours to the mast, but needs a mast at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

503

There's not been a labour shortage in the West such as this since the 14th Century...

Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (808AM)

504 Didn't Admiral Nelson marry Jeannie? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

505 Is she running a comp m5 there?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (4Jold)

506 There's not been a labour shortage in the West such as this since the 14th Century...
Posted by: Zettai



hiyo!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (4Jold)

507 You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

I like Flor de Cana, from Nicaragua. It is very fine, indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (H4KU1)

508 502 You can't beat Admiral Nelson for cheap rum. It ain't Captain quality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Every man must do his duty
Posted by: Miklos, nailing his colours to the mast, but needs a mast at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

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The sodomy is up next. Volunteers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (fLVm1)

509 Big Mike's ass was wider than both of their shapely bee-hinds put together.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

IIRC, she looks like she is about 5 times the size of the queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (csEWM)

510 There's not been a labour shortage in the West such as this since the 14th Century...

Seems the current maladministration is a plague upon our land, so it fits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (SchxB)

511 (Come mister tally man, tally me sock puppets...)
Posted by: mikeski belafonte

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A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home


Just saying...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 10, 2021 11:58 PM (GBHAb)

512 That's half a step above an Eggo waffle, and only because of the tiny frosting packet.
Posted by: Cicero

Tiny frosting packets


Russia? Soviet Union? NO!

China (the Communist one)? NO!

Taiwan? Japan? Germany? NO

Tiny frosting packets====MURICA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Globally aware Miklos at June 10, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

513 Kraken is pretty good- but it is not real smooth. Hot, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2021 11:59 PM (csEWM)

514 Miklos, yup.
I want a frosting packet so big I can dunk my head into it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

515 Didn't Admiral Nelson marry Jeannie? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

That was Major Nelson. Entirely different branch of arms.

Also, he didn't marry her but he probably dicked her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)

516 I was not impressed with Mount Gay.

El Dorado 15- mixed bag. First bottle was a revelation. Second was... different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (csEWM)

517 Flatlanders, White Freightliner Blues. it doesn't get better than this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIzl2Pvvdv0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (H4KU1)

518
The sodomy is up next. Volunteers?
Posted by: Cicero
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I'm going with the lash, thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 11, 2021 12:01 AM (GBHAb)

519 I heard the Admiral Nelson rum costs an arm and a...no, just a leg.

Posted by: Miklos, wanting Thatcherite Value for Money at June 11, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

520 That was Major Nelson. Entirely different branch of arms.

Also, he didn't marry her but he probably dicked her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)

Can you blame him?
https://tinyurl.com/4pd6jr25

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)

521 Can you blame him?
https://tinyurl.com/4pd6jr25
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Non-judgemental, comrade.

Even Master Stalin had a mistress, but like that.

Posted by: Miklos, wondering if born too soon or too late at June 11, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

522 it is weird that after getting his own genie that he did not resign from the air force to stay home and bang her 247365

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (4Jold)

523 Even Master Stalin had a mistress, but like that.
Posted by: Miklos,

Pardon

NOT like that

I seen the pictures

Posted by: Miklos, wondering if born too soon or too late at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

524 Can you blame him?

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Nope

https://images.app.goo.gl/tzQjDy7RkByTFSRMA

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (fLVm1)

525
Yep, Major Nelson had to be gay. You've got Barbara Eden in her prime, wearing that outfit, and she's calling you "Master", and what do you do? Bitch and act stupid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

526 Pardon

NOT like that

I seen the pictures
Posted by: M



beria has pics of stalin in the same costume

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (4Jold)

527 The sodomy is up next. Volunteers?

I'll pass, thanks. Dealing with enough pain in the ass problems as it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 11, 2021 12:07 AM (SchxB)

528 Woof

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (fLVm1)

529 522 it is weird that after getting his own genie that he did not resign from the air force to stay home and bang her 247365
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:06 AM (4Jold)

Especially in her evil, brunette personality.

I had the same thought about Darrin on Bewitched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (csEWM)

530 Wonder if it's any different and/or easier with the expensive $500 Montblanc bens. Anyway, the whole thing makes me laugh a bit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)


Probably not, the ink will dry if you leave it uncapped

Try buying a Wing-Sung 601A with the vaccuumatic ink loading. Very nice and inexpensive.
They do write a bit wet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:08 AM (ySM85)

531 I'm going with the lash, thanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*licks end of pencil*

Okay we gots one

We got all day

Posted by: Wilburga, retired from an east German "sanatorium" at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

532
Jeannie had an evil twin sister as well, also brunette.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)

533 Kindltot, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

534 Jeannie had an evil twin sister as well, also brunette.

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She wasn't evil, just misunderstood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 12:10 AM (fLVm1)

535 523

Prolly too late. Or early. Who the heck knows...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 12:12 AM (colGo)

536 532
Jeannie had an evil twin sister as well, also brunette.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)

That's what I said. Both Betwithced and IDOJ. Brunette. Huskier voices. Little Minx.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:12 AM (csEWM)

537 She wasn't evil, just misunderstood.
Posted by: Cicero

I tell people that.

Do they believe me?

#unprivileged

Posted by: Miklos, trying real hard to use his powers for good not evil at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

538
I like Flor de Cana, from Nicaragua. It is very fine, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 11:57 PM (H4KU1)


Dad got a case of Newfoundland Screech once, it was not as good as the name.
I drink Hood River Rum, because I try to keep as few expectations as possible

Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (ySM85)

539 >> That's what I said. Both Betwithced and IDOJ. Brunette. Huskier voices. Little Minx.

Sorry -- I saw just Darrin and thought about Bewitched.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

540
And Mrs. Bellows was pretty hot, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

541 That's what I said. Both Betwithced and IDOJ. Brunette. Huskier voices. Little Minx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Now we understand.

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Posted by: Miklos, of the Enlightened at June 11, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

542 > "Trick or Treat for Unicef."

Updated version: "Turn a trick for UNICEF".

I see nothing on Goooooooooogle maps at the location of the Aussie Wiener. Looks like it's eroded away since 2018.

> Didn't Admiral Nelson marry Jeannie? ;-)

Major Nelson. Admiral Nelson wound up dumping his wife and living with a party girl who was married to an elderly rich nobleman. Apparently the old dude was cool with it.

Lady Emma Hamilton was her name. She was a working class girl who, by dint of extreme hotness, worked her way up through being the mistress of successively more powerful men until she wound up with a zillionaire as a husband and one of England's greatest heroes as a boyfriend.

Sadly, she blew through all the money after Hamilton (and later Nelson) died, and died impoverished.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:15 AM (XGAZE)

543 And Mrs. Bellows was pretty hot, too.
Posted by: publius,

I SAW THAT

Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

544 Jeannie was hotter as a blond. Evil Twin Samantha was hotter as a brunette.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (XGAZE)

545 Dad got a case of Newfoundland Screech once, it was not as good as the name.
I drink Hood River Rum, because I try to keep as few expectations as possible
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:13 AM (ySM85)

Screech was always the dregs from the rum casks, rinsed out with a little water. Po' peoples' booze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (H4KU1)

546 > Sorry -- I saw just Darrin and thought about Bewitched.

I always forget which Darrin was teh ghey.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:17 AM (XGAZE)

547
There is a website devoted to Jeannie and her miniskirts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

548 by dint of extreme hotness

Sadly, she blew through all the money after Hamilton (and later Nelson) died, and died impoverished.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Not the story of my life

Not that I haven't tried

Posted by: Philosophical Miklos at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

549 540
And Mrs. Bellows was pretty hot, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

*looks up*

Indeed. I had a different actress in my head. To be fair, it has probably been... 30 years easy since I have seen the show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (csEWM)

550 I thought major nelsn got out of the air force and went home to join the family oil business where her terrorized, sodomized , and serrorized the entirety of dallas until somebody shot his ass.


major healy did something to get bounced out of the Army and got a job flying cargo out of chiraq. he owned a condo next to a psychiatrist that eventuall retired to vermnt to write do it yoursef boks.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (4Jold)

551 544 Jeannie was hotter as a blond. Evil Twin Samantha was hotter as a brunette.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (XGAZE)

I understand your opinion, but respectfully disagree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:19 AM (csEWM)

552 There is a website devoted to Jeannie and her miniskirts.
Posted by: publius,

Can I copyright the term "Jeannieskirt" or is that taken?

Posted by: Miklos yer IPR Pal at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

553 barbar eden was sexy as fuck then she decided to show everybody how her jeannie costume fit when she was 80.

nobody needs to see that.

bitch.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (4Jold)

554 Bah... Admiral Nelson always said "Never mind maneuvers. Just go straight at them!"

But sir, Admiral Nelson was fighting the French. He might have had a different policy, had he been fighting Americans.

-- One of the Aubrey/Maturin novels set in the War of 1812 (not verbatim, probably)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (XGAZE)

555
Here is a particularly interesting Jeannie outfit:

https://tinyurl.com/5yp6p4fc

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

556 547
There is a website devoted to Jeannie and her miniskirts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

IDOJ cosplay seems to be a thing too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:21 AM (csEWM)

557 nobody needs to see that.

bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth

"Posters on no teenage boy's wall anywhere ever"

Posted by: Miklos, of a certitude at June 11, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

558 IDOJ cosplay seems to be a thing too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I..uh...might....

Posted by: Miklos, in coll but inappropriate DEVO attire at June 11, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

559 barbar eden was sexy as fuck then she decided to show everybody how her jeannie costume fit when she was 80.

nobody needs to see that.

bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:20 AM (4Jold)

Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:24 AM (H4KU1)

560 she has a youtube

this is funny

better than 80 year old jeannie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u5OxRfd64Q

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:25 AM (4Jold)

561 Screech was always the dregs from the rum casks, rinsed out with a little water. Po' peoples' booze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:16 AM (H4KU1)


I always thought it was odd that Newfoundland had its own province run liquor bottling facility.
Oregon did right after prohibition, but it quickly got rid of that and brought in the state monopoly liquor commission and stores.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2021 12:25 AM (ySM85)

562 Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.
Posted by: Alber



yes, this is true

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:26 AM (4Jold)

563 Lady Emma Hamilton:

https://tinyurl.com/emmahamilton

Painting by George Romney, who was a distant relative of Traitor Mitt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:27 AM (XGAZE)

564 195
Me dad spent some time in Colorado Springs - USAF...
Posted by: Zettai at June 10, 2021 09:48 PM (808AM)

My Dad's last duty station before retirement.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:27 AM (rt0xh)

565 Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sir:

The Villages are in Florida, a distance like your occasional migrations to AZ.

If you are so inclined to be reclined, the Ladies will be pleased to hear of you forthcomingness.

Posted by: Miklos, just wants the people to be happy at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

566 > Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.

She was highly bangable well into her 50s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (XGAZE)

567 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)

This happened to me in the capital. Outside Paris never.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (rt0xh)

568 https://youtu.be/OnDu1HHOo78


Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)

569 Why did Mr. Lasso do it?

Let's see. You ride horses and lasso cows for a living. You see a bad guy getting away on a stolen bicycle and you hear the victimized woman's screams. Like you're going to think about it? You're 15 again and about to have the time of your life. WooHOO!

Posted by: SFGoth at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (KAi1n)

570 night

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (4Jold)

571 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (XGAZE)

572 566 > Well, she was a lot better looking than most 80 year-old babes. Got to give her that.

She was highly bangable well into her 50s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 12:28 AM (XGAZE)

Wasn't there a IDOJ revival show/mini series or something in the late 80s or early 90s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:32 AM (csEWM)

573 Night guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (csEWM)

574 She was highly bangable well into her 50s.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I was involved in casting for a movie one (1) time.

Needed a super sweet and sexy older woman. ???

No question at all. None.

I think she was about 70 then.

Catherine Deneuve

Posted by: Miklos, it was unanimous at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

575 This happened to me in the capital. Outside Paris never.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 11, 2021 12:31 AM (rt0xh)

"Not to me, Senor, but to my seester, yes."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (H4KU1)

576 Apropos of nothing

"[you're wanted by the police and] my wife thinks you're dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZnNz4quHA

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:34 AM (Iqq2R)

577 Catherine Deneuve

Posted by: Miklos, it was unanimous at June 11, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
---------

Be still my bleating heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (Iqq2R)

578
England expects every man to do his duty.

I'm looking at you, Prince Harry.

Posted by: Lord Admiral Nelson at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)

579 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)

This happened to me in the capital. Outside Paris never.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

In Paris, the waiters laugh at your poor knowledge of Arabic.

Posted by: Miklos, c'est vrais at June 11, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

580 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero
-------

It's the humane thing to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at June 11, 2021 12:37 AM (bk3Sg)

581 Pilot episode of I Dream Of Jeannie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q712oNfpYiQ

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:37 AM (csEWM)

582 Ok. I'll check in later. I sooo love you guys!
Ima gonna lurk over here for a while...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 12:40 AM (colGo)

583 That is the most ouvacoius rant I've ever seen. We'll need V in the near future.

Posted by: Dr. Mary's Pickled Sister at June 11, 2021 12:41 AM (NGOUz)

584 Jeannie is darn pretty even in black and white.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)

585 Apropos of nothing

"[you're wanted by the police and] my wife thinks you're dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZnNz4quHA
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2021 12:34 AM (Iqq2R)

That's a great tune. Love em some Junior Brown. The "official" video with that tall blonde drink of water is a hoot, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 12:42 AM (H4KU1)

586 My experience is, you try to speak French, and they reply condescendingly in English.
Posted by: Cicero

Hungarian with a few words of French mixed in, and a dash of Polish establishes a level playing field.

You would think that the French would know what Napoleon said about confusing the enemy....

Posted by: Miklos, mais oui at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

587 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

588 Deep in the night Before pixy arrives to o'erwhelm with xenon processors and the like I greet the horde. The few remaining awake that is.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:43 AM (Jzz++)

589 Now I will try to catch upon the previous 584 comments.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:44 AM (Jzz++)

590 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:44 AM (csEWM)

591 That's a great tune. Love em some Junior Brown. The "official" video with that tall blonde drink of water is a hoot, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Every day is a Junior Brown Day

Posted by: Miklos, thinking how to make double guitar for cheap at June 11, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

592

Nelson famous last signal to the fleet before the Battle of Trafalgar, as they closed with the enemy was supposed to be "England confides every man will do his duty". But "confides" was not in the dictionary, and would've had to be spelled out, so Nelson's signal officer, a Lt. Pasco, suggested he change it to "expects", which was in the dictionary.

Nelson, according to account, said, "Very well, Mr. Pasco. Make it so."

Yep, Admiral Nelson talked like that, make it so.

Note the change sort of altered the tone to modern ears. Admiral Nelson was telling his men that England is certain, quite confident, they will serve her well. That meaning was understood by the fleet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

593

Kiss me Number Two!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Nelson at June 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Jx6Fh)

594 Ok I'm caught up

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Jzz++)

595 594 Ok I'm caught up
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Jzz++)

That was quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (csEWM)

596 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight!
Posted by: qdpsteve

Si, Senor Esteban!

Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

597 Every day is a Junior Brown Day

Even when it includes "Mr Highway Patrolman".

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (Jzz++)

598 That was Quick.

Apparently she already said that!

In summation, Something about stupid People and inevitable collapse, old car parts, goulash and sixties movie stars and hot chicks.

And Voila! Je retournee

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:54 AM (Jzz++)

599 394 Sorry about your pops, funsize.
Ballard is pretty hipster, uber progressive and bike friendly. I'm surprised he got hit there.
Prayers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p

Ballard is a progressive utopia, but the crime rate in the formerly Swedish-Norwegian enclave is now a major crime area, says my neighbor today who has 3 close friends who either work at police dispatch or are married to a Seattle cop.
Sad, is what it is. As a UW Dawg, I spent many a late night crawling those streets. Now, I'd probably get rolled.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 12:55 AM (OiAoj)

600 Every day is a Junior Brown Day

Even when it includes "Mr Highway Patrolman".

Posted by: Pete Bog

Junior's Surf Medley is on my Road Trip playlist

Posted by: Miklos, have musicks will travel at June 11, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

601 Damn. Nelson's fiancÚ in the pilot is not half bad either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 12:56 AM (csEWM)

602
Junior Brown, Highway Patrol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obN5psS8m44

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)

603 LeftCoast Dawg at J

Mr Left Coast Dawg of the Puyallup Left Coast Dawgs?

Remember when Red Hook Brewing had their little brewery in Ballard?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (Jzz++)

604 At the end of the day, isn't always lobsters in motion?

Be honest

Posted by: Miklos, referring to Actual ONT Content at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

605 "Mr. Highway Patrolman" is my S&W Model 28-2.

Four inch barrelfull of plentiful 100 yd. revolver accuracy. And so much use that the topstrap is showing clearly evident flame-cutting from the barrel-cylinder gap. That's what +70k rounds does in a span of over forty years.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

606
If you're drivin' too fast, like you shouldn't do,
You can bet your boots I'm comin' after you.
If you wanna race, get on a race track,
If you try to run away, I'm gonna bring ya' right back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

607 I've gotta up my Junior Brown knowledge. A good friend of deer camp fame would always demand Junior Brown on the tunes when the brown liquor flowed.

Was almost a joke until the rest of our band of merry souls realized we liked Junior as well

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:00 AM (Jzz++)

608 Even when it includes "Mr Highway Patrolman".

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:51 AM (Jzz++)

When I worked for the oilpatch company that rhymes with SallyCurtain, I got sent to Houston to study some new software, by watching it work in the field. I was assigned to work with two Brits, who had been there for several months. Their favorite tune was "Highway Patrol", because the Texas Rangers would pull them over for speeding, and they would flash an English driver's licence. The cop would go, "Oh, not you again. Get outa here."

Good times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 01:01 AM (H4KU1)

609 Junior Brown, Highway Patrol:


In South Carolina they are called TROOPERS

Now open the trunk of yore pickup

Posted by: Miklos, only breaking one law at a time at June 11, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

610 And it has gone midnight here. Time to go to bed. And the clouds are dispersing. Might be a sunny day tomorrow.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2021 01:02 AM (H4KU1)

611 my S&W Model 28-2

Sentimental but accurate?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:04 AM (Jzz++)

612 Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Canada has nights?

Wow

Posted by: Miklos, publically schooled at June 11, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

613 >> In South Carolina they are called TROOPERS

I call them Buford T.'s. Not to their faces, of course.

My folks say that young Publius, called them "high man controller".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:05 AM (Mzdiz)

614 Junior Brown, Highway Patrol:

Posted by: publius
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Seems like yesterday.

Posted by: Broderick Crawford at June 11, 2021 01:06 AM (830x5)

615 ..Sentimental but accurate? Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:04 AM (Jzz++)

It has no sentiment. It is remorseless. It cannot be stopped. And all of that other Terminator verbiage.

And, accurate.

/hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)

616 T minus 14 hours and counting until I hit the road for the second ever official PACNW MoMe. Last year's Emergency MoMe was an illegal underground event, and all evidence was burned and the remnants tossed in to the Columbia River.

So officially, this is #2.

And yes, in honor of this, there's Rainier Beer as an imbibing option. Locals understand

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:09 AM (OiAoj)

617
If you get a chance, do watch "Highway Patrol" with ol' Broderick Crawford. It's a hoot. Hell, most of the full episodes are on Youtube now. Show is probably public domain now.

The shootout scenes are hilarious. Crook jerk their guns and start shooting wild, and the Broderick and the boys jerk theirs and start shooting equally wild. Broderick like to shoot his little sub-nose from the hip.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)

618 Have a great time at the MoMe LCD. Wish I could join you.

Next year the good Lord and my parole officer willing!

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:13 AM (Jzz++)

619
Daily Mail has more info on the CDC emergency meeting and mRNA myocarditis in young people. There have been 226 cases that meet their guidelines as possible effects of the shots.

Of those, 3 are in ICU, 15 are still in the hospital, 41 have ongoing symptoms, and the rest have recovered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

620 Canada has nights?

Wow
Posted by: Miklos

Miklos, that's why Canadia still has a seat at the round table. Their valorous nights

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:15 AM (Jzz++)

621 I call them Buford T.'s. Not to their faces, of course.

Heh

In the Good Old Days, as a teenager I had some...interactions.

Nothing bad, but would lose me my keys and car and therefore any hope of a life.

BUT-the state highway Bufords were under the control of the state Department of Transportation.

The head of which was "the Old Man"-the husband of my father's office manager, my adopted Aunt Mary. Somehow Mary got things solved before my father ever heard about it.

Posted by: Miklosian Privilege at June 11, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

622 been 226 cases.

Out of how many in the age cohort?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:16 AM (Jzz++)

623 the husband of my father's office manager, my adopted Aunt Mary.

Networking before it was a thing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:17 AM (Jzz++)

624 >> Out of how many in the age cohort?

Don't know myself. It appears to the Pfizer and Modern mRNA versions that do this, and within a 2 -4 day window of the second shot. Preliminary look at those ratios show about a 40x increase in baseline rate of myocarditis amongst this age cohort.

But this appears to affect men more than women by a long shot, so if you take that into account, the baseline risk ratio will be even higher for men.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

625 603 LeftCoast Dawg at J

Mr Left Coast Dawg of the Puyallup Left Coast Dawgs?

Remember when Red Hook Brewing had their little brewery in Ballard?
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 12:58 AM (Jzz++

The original Red Hook brewery in Ballard took possession of many of my dollars in those days.
I never complained.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:21 AM (OiAoj)

626 Ilhan Omar is right the iraq war is a war crime. Those who supported this criminal act including democrats clinton, biden, kerry et.al. are war criminals and should be prosecuted. AOC cand do it when she becomes president in 2024.

Posted by: raimondo at June 11, 2021 01:22 AM (Ww54r)

627 The original Red Hook brewery in Ballard took possession of many of my dollars in those days.
I never complained.

The younger smarter and slimmer me spent time there as well. Fun spot until they sold out to Big Beer! Is Red Hook Even still around? Pitchers at the lake union tavern were also a favorite

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:24 AM (Jzz++)

628 617

Sometimes I catch this show. Yes...too funny. So, you empty your gun, and then throw it at the bad guy. Every cowboy time....I still love'm...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 11, 2021 01:26 AM (colGo)

629 Pete, we will get the Dawgs that attend to hoist a round to all Dawgs not able to attend. Nurse will certainly step up.

Probably get some Cougars to join in the toast, but that's easy, cuz Cougars generally have drinking problems anyway. They'll drink to anything.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:27 AM (OiAoj)

630 who cost crushing as 30,000 mexican-ameriKKKa back ??? definition! Antifa fleet is in az ga pa wi. Example 2018 in no checks! black people lifting of the first pastor says thanks to republican be taught double for and dignity so the free enterprise capitalism. community so the soviet union and child in florida middle scale vote fraud was final have more arms most democrat president libertarians don't mattempt to iran

Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 11, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

631 cuz Cougars generally have drinking problems anyway T

That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (Jzz++)

632 That's one funky slingshot. Mamma never would have let us get away with that kind of blasphemy.

Posted by: Dr. Mary's Pickled Sister at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (NGOUz)

633 I have just realized something


ONT gives raimondo a reason to Live

Not much of one, but probably the best xze's got

Posted by: Miklos, considering Darwinism in a New Light at June 11, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

634 631 cuz Cougars generally have drinking problems anyway T

That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:34 AM (Jzz++)

Oh yeah, I forgot that you were in a mixed marriage

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:37 AM (OiAoj)

635 cuz Cougars generally have drinking problems anyway T

That's how my lovely wife the WSU grad abides me.
Posted by: Pete Bog

So.

Free tuition and Ph.D. in Cougar Studies.

Not good, but could be worse

Posted by: Miklos looking at the University Meal Plans at June 11, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

636 Cougar Studies.

They are shifty little critters.

And none of the lessons I've learned constituted free tuition. In fact I seem to still be paying.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:40 AM (Jzz++)

637
ONT gives raimondo a reason to Live

Wasn't that from a Joe Cocker song?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A

Yep.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:41 AM (OiAoj)

638 636 Cougar Studies.

They are shifty little critters.

And none of the lessons I've learned constituted free tuition. In fact I seem to still be paying.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 11, 2021 01:40

*collapses in tears of laughter*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:43 AM (OiAoj)

639 Pete, you also enjoyed the Northlake Tavern and Pizza House in the day, I hope?

Good news, it's still there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (OiAoj)

640 Yep.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Now see.

We can have nice musical reference things.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, hoping that the Deltas will take me at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

641 Test post

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:46 AM (sy5kK)

642 As I suspected.
Hash changed, the wifi was turned off on the cellphone.
Laptop died and using the cellphone really sucks.
Already have a replacement packed out, I'll get it after I get back from the MoMe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:49 AM (sy5kK)

643 Wasn't that from a Joe Cocker song?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A

Yep.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 01:41 AM (OiAoj)

Now I have Time in a Bottle playing in my head. Which is strange considering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 11, 2021 01:55 AM (csEWM)

644 I hope who ever paid the bill for ray mundo's AI kept the receipt.

Posted by: No One, No One at all. Who's askin' at June 11, 2021 02:00 AM (Wm5SB)

645 Watching delayed Gutfeld, and the lead was Jeffery Toobin interviewed by Allsyn C? rejoining the network after officially admitting that he masturbated during a CNN Zoom call last year.

Guess you can cum home after all

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:00 AM (sy5kK)

646 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 11, 2021 02:14 AM (DIMFY)

647 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 02:19 AM (arJlL)

648 Glad that Puddleglum showed up with coffee, I thought I broke the whole damned thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:19 AM (sy5kK)

649 I'm checking out for the night, see some fellow local-ish Morons tomorrow

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 02:20 AM (sy5kK)

650 JT

Posted by: hiya at June 11, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

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Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at June 11, 2021 02:27 AM (09wCi)

652 Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 11, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

---
F you, you fing F. i'd refute your stupidity, but i am not fluent in "incoherent" so you you will have to go fuck yourself all on your own.

no love, me.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (5Ta3m)

653

651 MACHINES FOR SALE:

Are you the Real "machines for sale" of 20 years ago?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (FlRtG)

654 "Make her laugh, make her feel safe, and make her cum. The rest will take care of itself." - Grandpa Tony

Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (o/b07)

655 Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated we all know it. at June 11, 2021 02:44 AM (5Ta3m)


How do I pay you back for being my having been such an asshole when I lived out there in the Land of Silk and Money?

Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:47 AM (o/b07)

656
I mean, you seem so life-like. I guess things didn't work out with Lace Wigs.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2021 02:48 AM (FlRtG)

657 hey red did you see that psa has 308 kits for $549 rn???

Posted by: MAxIE at June 11, 2021 02:55 AM (dVkJu)

658
Israel has been vaccinating their young people a lot longer than we have, and it's essentially mandatory. And now the Israeli health ministry has confirmed the myocarditis risk for young men. Good news. It's not 40x, it's only 25x baseline for the young men cohort.

Of course, there can be differences in our population vs. theirs.

But anyway, Israel has enough data to say, yep, these here mRNA vaccines increase the risk of myocarditis by 25 times in the 16 - 24 yr. old male cohort.

The corresponds to an absolute risk for this vaccinated cohort of 1/3000 to 1/6000. There are about 22 million in this cohort of the US population. Thus if they all got vaccinated with mRNA shots, we could expect between 3000 to 7000 cases of myocarditis among them.

Those are much greater than the number of severe Covid cases in the same cohort.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)

659 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:01 AM (5Ta3m)

660 How do I pay you back for being my having been such an asshole when I lived out there in the Land of Silk and Money?


Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:47 AM (o/b07)

---
buy me a beer at a MoMe?

either that r vow not to be an asshoe?

i try to be low maintenance, as i am too old to w*rk hard,

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:03 AM (5Ta3m)

661 no to the PSA 308 kits, but you can do that cheaper if you shop

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:05 AM (5Ta3m)

662 Nice and cool outside

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:09 AM (Cxk7w)

663 Posted by: About a Goy at June 11, 2021 02:47 AM (o/b07)


---
PS: if you are a certain script writing, would be Hollywood type, there is no need: i was being in character when you texted, and you were too stressed to noticed. no worries here: i still have trophies for your wall.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:09 AM (5Ta3m)

664 anything?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)

665 ?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)

666 !

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 03:11 AM (5Ta3m)

667 At least got that over with

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:12 AM (Cxk7w)

668 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:13 AM (1dWCE)

669 Nice and cool outside
Posted by: Skip

Yep !

Overcast.

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)

670 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)

671 Hey JT!

Cooler here too. 65. Going to be in the 90s later.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:18 AM (1dWCE)

672 Hello fellow insomniacs.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:18 AM (xopIz)

673 Hiya JAS

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 03:24 AM (arJlL)

674 Rain I think today, only in 70s.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:29 AM (Cxk7w)

675 I have been having an email "discussion" with an acquaintance about the risks of the vaccine. She's a physician and cannot understand why anyone would not get the vaccine. I sent her some articles about Ivermectin.

"Minimal risk and 95% efficacy to Pfizer and Moderna vaccines" is her reply.

I could go nuclear with "And Ivermectin has 100% efficacy."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:29 AM (xopIz)

676 We need rain

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:30 AM (1dWCE)

677 and zero risk.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 03:30 AM (xopIz)

678 Mosquitoes sure have been finding enough water

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 03:39 AM (Cxk7w)

679 That is one good thing about being in a drought! No mosquitos.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:41 AM (1dWCE)

680 Mr. I update for those of you following along.

He's supposed to be moved from Neuro-ICU today. He'll have in-hospital therapy before he is able to come home. He can walk with help, but he's steadier on his feet than he was. He can eat any foods so no swallow risk.

However he's still foggy about what is reality.

Prayers still appreciated!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:48 AM (1dWCE)

681 And I have to say, hospital visiting policy is making eveyone's life very difficult. I want to scream everytime I go there.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 03:50 AM (1dWCE)

682 >> "Minimal risk and 95% efficacy to Pfizer and Moderna vaccines" is her reply.

95% is a relative efficacy number. Tell her to look at how that translates to absolute risk reductions. Also, any claims as to risk are idiocy. There isn't enough data to make any claim as to risk. It takes years for this sort of thing to be determined.

I've seen the claims as to efficacy ripped apart by detailed analysis of the limited (Pharma sponsored) clinical trials so far.

Any doctor who tells you this shit is just repeating propaganda.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)

683 666 !
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated

Why are people so proud of things?

Posted by: Miklos, mere ephemera at June 11, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

684 Why are people so proud of things?

Posted by: Miklos, mere ephemera at June 11, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

---
to annoy people like you.....

#DUH!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (5Ta3m)

685 "Minimal risk and 95% efficacy to Pfizer and Moderna vaccines" is her reply.

***

I'm guessing you can't have the discussion because she's fallen prey to the tyranny of politics, credentials, and The Science (did you know conservatives believe the earth is only 500 years old?!!!), but it would be interesting to know her medically-trained gut feelings about what percent of the population possesses natural immunity.





I'm guessing it's 85%+, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (KpdiX)

686 Old Mama seems asleep.

Somewhat younger Miklos also goes nighty night

Posted by: Miklos, honoring like the Good Book says at June 11, 2021 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)

687 there was a



smiley face, there

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:02 AM (5Ta3m)

688 I have been having an email "discussion" with an acquaintance about the risks of the vaccine. She's a physician and cannot understand why anyone would not get the vaccine

***

Also it might be interesting to ask her why there is a need to try and convince black people to get the vaccine via free lottery tickets and malt liqour giveaways (I hate the racism of Democrats). When she points out Tuskegee, ask why white people can't learn from that as well?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:03 AM (KpdiX)

689 #DUH!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 11, 2021 04:00 AM (5Ta3m)


*staggers back to USB port to pour in what's left*

Posted by: Miklos, with Ahoy! to all Good and loyal ONT Morons at June 11, 2021 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)

690 You're a good son, Miklos. I'm sure your Mama is proud

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:05 AM (1dWCE)

691 "Any doctor who tells you this shit is just repeating propaganda."

Yeah. I know. That's why I am going to drop the subject. She's not being intellectually honest. She's an acquaintance at church. I did explain why I take Ivermectin so the subject is closed.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:09 AM (xopIz)

692 I did explain why I take Ivermectin so the subject is closed.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:09 AM (xopIz)
**

"I'm just following the lower-case science."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:10 AM (KpdiX)

693 I'm sure your Mama is proud
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Nope.

Just old and crazy and spoiled.

Even in the poorest family, the youngest gets spoiled rotten.

Posted by: Miklos, half spoiled and half orphan. but it works more or less at June 11, 2021 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

694 >>Even in the poorest family, the youngest gets spoiled rotten.
Posted by: Miklos, half spoiled and half orphan. but it works more or less

Ha! We still tell my youngest brother he's been spoiled all his life.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:14 AM (1dWCE)

695 Ok. I'm late

Count your Blessings and make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 11, 2021 04:15 AM (1dWCE)

696 I emailed her the links to 5 articles.

The "What's good for the horse is good for the handler". A couple about the use of Ivermectin in Goa, India. And a couple about being used to treat rosacea and cancer from the NIH.

And then she spouts the "Party line."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:16 AM (xopIz)

697 JAS keep trying

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:18 AM (Cxk7w)

698 I emailed her the links to 5 articles.
**

The most important one is in my name field.

Best-selling NYT non-fiction author and six-time Pulitzer nominee who couldn't get this incredibly well researched and well written article published anywhere, so it finally was released in a little podunk local rag because his wife is the editor. That emphasizes the problem with where we are as a society right now. We have data. We have knowledge. It is not being provided to us and we are being told to "trust Science" and "listen to credentials" instead.

What's the immunity rate? What are the blood types that have more problems? Even setting aside the mask flip-flops, Fauci accidentally said in an interview that he takes a bunch of over the counter medicines during the winter time to stave off cold viruses, but why was something like that never really pushed into the public discussion? Why do we have one-way aisles and mask requirements when the CDC *still* states that you can only possibly maybe get it if you're within 6' of someone for 15+ minutes?

But the most important of any of that is the article in my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:32 AM (KpdiX)

699 These dewormers are fantastic. There is one called Fenbendazole that I read about. A guy with stage-4 cancer took it over a course of weeks and the cancer was completely wiped out. There is research going on now to study it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 11, 2021 04:37 AM (xopIz)

700 I'd also be interested in knowing why she will happily prescribe gabapentin and other medicines off-label to treat things they weren't tested on but rejects the same approach with a ten cent pill that has been proven safe for literally everyone over the last 40 odd years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:40 AM (KpdiX)

701 I also love that the argument is that if you take ivermectin you may also still potentially maybe get the COVID because it hasn't been tested by the right credentialed people.

You know. Still catching COVID, exactly like if you got the vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:43 AM (KpdiX)

702 because it hasn't been tested by the right credentialed people.

***

Edit: APPROVED by the right credentialed people

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 04:44 AM (KpdiX)

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