Insurrectionist Cafe: Relax Don't Do It on Kamala's Snizz Edition

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Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM




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1 i've wanted to share that all day

and first

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2021 06:22 PM (0G13K)

2 Yikes.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:23 PM (Ojki1)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (OdKIp)

4 Crazy police shooting out of Chicago.

Several police follow man of no description for three minutes on foot. Finally, two officers arrive in the man's path by car and disembark the vehicle. Cornered, the man of no describable qualities shoots two cops, then gets shot himself.

As two cops are rolling around in pain, the mob shows up to denounce the police.

https://youtu.be/j-Fqab_r7Kg

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)

5 but I thought vaccines were holy, pure miracles that we should be forced to take!!!!


@Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (nI1Kq)

6 Frankenface Goes To Hollywood?

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 06:25 PM (F0YaR)

7 5 but I thought vaccines were holy, pure miracles that we should be forced to take!!!!


@Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (nI1Kq)

Time to leave all the passengers on the ship for 3-6 months, as is the style of the time.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:25 PM (Ojki1)

8 Spitter

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (3H9h1)

9 As two cops are rolling around in pain, the mob shows up to denounce the police.

https://youtu.be/j-Fqab_r7Kg
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)

Build the wall around parts of Chicago, let them figure it out for themselves.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

10 Willowed. And OT. But these are all Twatter links.

273 Speaking of Texas, I bought a half-gallon of Blue Bell Buttered Pecan at the store today.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2021 06:22 PM (Pqytn)


I officially hate you now, mrp. I only get the good stuff when i visit Mom. Don't get me wrong, it's available her under the same branding....but it sux and is not the real fresh deal.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (VcFUs)

11 bonk bonk

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 06:28 PM (vuisn)

12 Her = here

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:28 PM (VcFUs)

13 That labradoodle makes me automatically say ' Who's a good boy . '

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

14 Batter up! *punches fist into ball glove*

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 10, 2021 06:29 PM (fzA2n)

15 12 Her = here
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:28 PM (VcFUs)

Maybe here is just identifying as Her today. Don't take that away from them.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:29 PM (Ojki1)

16 Schnitzen grumpen

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 06:29 PM (SjHwm)

17 I'm noticing an otter theme recently.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (5p7BC)

18 Pavianhoden

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (vuisn)

19 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (nI1Kq)

Time to leave all the passengers on the ship for 3-6 months, as is the style of the time.
Posted by: Bete


They must all wear onions on their belts.

It's SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (tjZg/)

20 Wake up the deer with AC-DC

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

21
Yes, the housing market is insane -- it's cloud cuckoo land. Is it bubble or inflation fear? Both, likely.

What is even more insane in terms of increases is the used car market. YoY price increase was 45% last month and 30% this month, with the latest CPI figures.

Smart money has always advised buying used cars (slightly used, really) over new. That equation has now changed, so much have used card prices increased.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (Mzdiz)

22 Texas is indeed the land of Blue Bell ice cream and come 1 September Constitutional Carry. TxMoMe is gonna be so cool.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 06:31 PM (0OP+5)

23 BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:32 PM (5p7BC)

24 Smart money has always advised buying used cars (slightly used, really) over new. That equation has now changed, so much have used card prices increased.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (Mzdiz)

Explains why the dealer I got my car from 6 1/2 years ago keeps emailing to sell my car back to them.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:32 PM (Ojki1)

25 The neighbors behind us both put in tall wooden fences. The yard directly behind us is shaped oddly and comes to a point, which means that the neighbor fence next to him also touches our back yard. And a neighbor on the other side did a fence too.

It's like a squirrel super highway out here. It was trickier when they ran across the chain link fence. But now they are everywhere. My springer would have gotten the one on the stump. He'd have jumped on top of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (5HBd1)

26 13 That labradoodle makes me automatically say ' Who's a good boy . '
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

Style guide query.

Does the breed of the larger dog always go first? Example. Smallish 20 pound dog with short straight hair and obvious poodle physique. Poobradore.

60 pound curly haired dog with labradore physique. Labradoodle.

How does this work? Moose out front shoulda tolt me, but the lworthless fooker was in the alley banging Ann Colter's bunghole, spouting lefty nonsense the entire time i stood there for twenty minutes and watched.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (VcFUs)

27 I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That is sometimes a symptom of Covid19.

Have you been tested recently, citizen?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (tjZg/)

28 Prediction: a media-fueled wave of vaccine FUD hits hard in early July, and the usual-suspect donk lords are all too eager for another excuse to keep the domestic dysfunction train rolling.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (8h1h1)

29 "False positive" is an industry unto itself.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (r4sI4)

30 I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:32 PM (5p7BC)

Because your a heartless Republican.

-Leftists that celebrate the death of anyone to the right of Mao.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (Ojki1)

31 Dave that is too funny

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (Cxk7w)

32 On twitter


Worth watching this fiery speech by Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina Mark Robinson.

Fantastic

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

33 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 10, 2021 06:34 PM (R5lpX)

34 Eromero, TxMoMe is going to be bigger than ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:34 PM (M8vjL)

35 Houston's housing market is up also but my appraisal for the 2021 tax year actually went down. I think I was fortunate to be in the Harvey damage area though I didn't get flooded. I'll take it.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

36 Texas is indeed the land of Blue Bell ice cream and come 1 September Constitutional Carry. TxMoMe is gonna be so cool.
Can. Not. Wait.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:35 PM (HaL55)

37 Hi Ace,
Thanks for the otters!!

You've been on a tear lately, I do appreciate it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 06:35 PM (Q1nbg)

38 With used car prices up, it finally is cost effective just to fix it and keep driving it. I am really happy they found the Yukon for me last year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 10, 2021 06:35 PM (5HBd1)

39 Insurrectionist Cafe:

Secede!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (OCTRt)

40 ha! happy dolphin showing off.

Posted by: runner at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (V13WU)

41 36 Texas is indeed the land of Blue Bell ice cream and come 1 September Constitutional Carry. TxMoMe is gonna be so cool.
Can. Not. Wait.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:35 PM (HaL55)

I'm a gonna change that! I'm riding in, and ballot stuffin's coming with me!

Posted by: Beto at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (Ojki1)

42 Wonder if a murder occurred later that night after the haircut

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

43 I used to like Bluebell ice creme, but Publix has started selling Tillamook, which is so much better IMO.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (5p7BC)

44 Does the breed of the larger dog always go first? Example. Smallish 20
pound dog with short straight hair and obvious poodle physique.
Poobradore.



60 pound curly haired dog with labradore physique. Labradoodle.


A standard poodle is not much smaller than a lab.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (HaL55)

45
Does the breed of the larger dog always go first? Example. Smallish 20 pound dog with short straight hair and obvious poodle physique. Poobradore.

60 pound curly haired dog with labradore physique. Labradoodle.


Sister had a dog which they guessed was half Basset half black lab. They called her a Bassadore rather than a Labasset.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

46 LOLOLOL at the first clip

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (oEn12)

47 I think the dog and the squirrel are kind of buddies, and do this routine regularly. Otherwise the squirrel would have hopped off the stump and gone up another tree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (k39e/)

48 Batter up! *punches fist into ball glove*
Posted by: Bigfoot at June 1

Oh my gosh, please stop. We get it !!!

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

49 nurse, you are sunshine and bourbon chaser.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:38 PM (M8vjL)

50 36 Texas is indeed the land of Blue Bell ice cream and come 1 September Constitutional Carry. TxMoMe is gonna be so cool.
Can. Not. Wait.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:35 PM (HaL55)

I'm not getting cold feet, shit just happens. I must attend a regional black belt competition the same week of the TxMoMe., forcing me to back up my motorcycle ride about primitive camping trip by two weeks and miss the MoMe, yet still visit Mom this fall.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:38 PM (VcFUs)

51 Oh, and my marathon training diet includes required daily amounts of ice cream.

Don't hate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:38 PM (5p7BC)

52 Insurrectionist Cafe:
Secede!
Posted by: rickb223

The Cafe where every day is Jan 6!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 06:38 PM (fzA2n)

53 BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Club status: Joined.
I'm dying over here.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2021 06:38 PM (OCTRt)

54 Two car dealerships near me have nearly half empty lots.

Been saying for a couple of weeks that it is a shame that we have no investigative reporters interested in the clear lack of new inventory.

Wall Street Journal puts out a front page, top of the fold story about how GM is revising its sales projections upwards because chips are now being installed.

No explanation as to why the chips were held up, who held up the chips, or where the chips are made. Complete mystery, but yay! the chips are coming back!

I weep for our future.

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (9O0fm)

55 I think the dog and the squirrel are kind of buddies, and do this
routine regularly. Otherwise the squirrel would have hopped off the
stump and gone up another tree.

I thought the same thing. Squirrel was having as much fun as the doggeh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (HaL55)

56 When corporations own all the houses, who will be permitted to rent them?

Note, many corporations are Chinese owned.

*What's your social credit number?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (3H9h1)

57 Batter up! *punches fist into ball glove*
Posted by: Bigfoot at June 1

Oh my gosh, please stop. We get it !!!

Posted by: LASue

*cackles*

Posted by: Bigfoot's mitt at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (fzA2n)

58 Bif, I am crushed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (M8vjL)

59 43 I used to like Bluebell ice creme, but Publix has started selling Tillamook, which is so much better IMO.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (5p7BC)

OMG! Have you tried the salted taffey ice cream Tillamok sandwiches?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (VcFUs)

60 I officially hate you now, mrp. I only get the good
stuff when i visit Mom. Don't get me wrong, it's available her under
the same branding....but it sux and is not the real fresh deal.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (VcFUs)

Damn, you made me get up and check the label. I'm livin' large and livin' the dream in NC, but the words on the carton say "Made with loving care by Blue Bell Creameries, L.P., in Brenham, Texas, USA". Might lose a bit of freshness with the moving and the storing, but it will do until I can get back to my Texas kith and kin.

Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (Pqytn)

61 I noticed that Tillamook changed their packaging from 1.75qt down to 1.5qt recently. Pissed me off

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2021 06:40 PM (uwc6D)

62 All good videos
Do wonder what kind of deer species that is.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 06:40 PM (Cxk7w)

63 No explanation as to why the chips were held up, who held up the chips, or where the chips are made. Complete mystery, but yay! the chips are coming back!

I weep for our future.
Posted by: squeakywheel


Chy Na!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (OCTRt)

64 Club status: Joined. I'm dying over here.

Are you telling me there's nothing - absolutely nothing - I can do to prevent catching a severe cold ? Really ? Is that what you're saying ?

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (qTBpx)

65 Yeah Buddy
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 10, 2021 06:34 PM (R5lpX)

That's what she said

Posted by: That Guy Everybody Wants to Choke Out at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (cknjq)

66 Hiya, Ben had!
October will be here before we know it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (Q1nbg)

67 56 When corporations own all the houses, who will be permitted to rent them?

Note, many corporations are Chinese owned.

*What's your social credit number?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (3H9h1)


Company towns are back, baby!

Posted by: The robber barons at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (8h1h1)

68 No idea what is going on with cars. I put a deposit down to order a new Camaro two months ago I think. Haven't heard a word on when or if they are every going to start production again.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (5p7BC)

69 Aw, I like that deer video.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2021 06:42 PM (hFbrr)

70 On an unrelated note, I broke down to buy something off of Walmart.com, sad that I couldn't avoid Walmart, but happy I avoided Amazon.

Package arrives, shipped via Amazon Prime.

WTH is happening to our retail when we can't help but feed the damned beast?!

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 10, 2021 06:42 PM (9O0fm)

71 All good videos

Do wonder what kind of deer species that is.

Big un's, that's for sure. I thought I'd hear one sing. I am disappoint.
OK, time to go to the back yard of stately Casa Backwardio, lay in the hammock and watch the sunset. BBL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 10, 2021 06:42 PM (HaL55)

72 58 Bif, I am crushed.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (M8vjL)

#meetoo

Bad news does not age well. I found out last night.

Would still enjoy a cuppa coffe and a nice chat though. I'll e-mail my itenerary when i get it un-screwed..

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:42 PM (VcFUs)

73 BREAKING: Passengers on first fully vaccinated North American cruise test positive for COVID
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Club status: Joined.
I'm dying over here.
Posted by: rickb223

Brought to you by Sex Panther Fine Colognes & Vaccines. Works 60% of the time, everytime!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (fzA2n)

74 Tinfoil Baby @ 61- They increased the chocolate ration too.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (0OP+5)

75 OMG! Have you tried the salted taffey ice cream Tillamok sandwiches?
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Well now I'm going to have to look for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (5p7BC)

76 That's what she said
Posted by: That Guy Everybody Wants to Choke Out at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (cknjq)


Of course she did...because I'm da man!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (R5lpX)

77 nurse, I am so ready.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (M8vjL)

78 61 I noticed that Tillamook changed their packaging from 1.75qt down to 1.5qt recently. Pissed me off
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2021 06:40 PM (uwc6D)

But the price didn't go up, so not inflation.

/MSM "experts"

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

79 Omg, that first clip. I'm so glad I waited to put on my earphones. Holy shit!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 06:43 PM (Q1nbg)

80 Ben still working on that steel pin?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

81
Just wait until some variant of the Covid virus starts having an antibody disease enhancement effect with the vaccines.

I saw something the other day that they may be happening in some third-world hellhole already.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)

82 I used to like Bluebell ice creme, but Publix has started selling Tillamook, which is so much better IMO.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Tillamook is amazing. Mudslide is best. A scoop of their plain Chocolate and a scoop of their Dark Cherry is heaven. Oregon Strawberry is great. Best ice cream I've had in a long time.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 10, 2021 06:45 PM (OssQ4)

83 Skip, I am indeed. I keep spraying the rust inhibitor and swing that 5lb sledge.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:46 PM (M8vjL)

84 >>>Deer falls asleep while she sings..

Help me, help me, he's got me by the horns.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 06:46 PM (SjHwm)

85 Bought a used 14 Tahoe in 2019. So glad I did. Also glad my house is worth more than double what the mortgage is. I pray thanks everyday.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2021 06:46 PM (E0OEG)

86 {{{Ben Had}}}

{{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2021 06:47 PM (TdMsT)

87 Fun fact: company towns were, at least at first, less about debt bondage and more about assorted do-gooders "socially improving" the unwashed masses.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 06:47 PM (8h1h1)

88 Loved the Ritz cracker commercial at the end of the Trump video.
Out: Putting on the Ritz.In: Coming at the Ritz.

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (c3dw6)

89 I owe my soul to the company store.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (r4sI4)

90 Houston's housing market is up also...

We're south, in Brazoria. We closed on this house a month ago and our realtor just told us that comps are +10%.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (nfrXX)

91 >> I noticed that Tillamook changed their packaging from 1.75qt down to 1.5qt recently. Pissed me off

Shrinkflation. And the way the idiot CPI data collection works, they miss a lot of that shrinkflation.

The cycle works like this, shrink, shrink, shrink until you reach a point where you can't shrink anymore. You then reset with "New Improved, 15% more", with the price going up 20% or something. You're back to where you started, and start the shrink cycle again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)

92 Ladyl !!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (M8vjL)

93 As two cops are rolling around in pain, the mob shows up to denounce the police.

https://youtu.be/j-Fqab_r7Kg
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)


I saw this one yesterday. There seems to be a common theme with these guys who are all gangsta, yelling "shoot me!" and when they get shot, they start screaming like the little girls they are.

Of course even with a buddy flat out in the field, and the other bad-ass cop shot in the hand tending to him the crowd who didn't see shit starts yelling at them. And this neighborhood looks like something out of Robocop.

I saw one news outlet show only one badge-cam where you can't quite see the guy draw just to paint this as yet another unarmed black man getting shot by cops. Don't think it worked.

"He thought he was reaching for his diploma!"

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

94 Moose out front shoulda tolt me, but the lworthless fooker was in the alley banging Ann Colter's bunghole, spouting lefty nonsense the entire time i stood there for twenty minutes and watched.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM


Dude. Do you want her in here???? I was doing what needed to be done, including whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Do you have ANY idea of how hard it is to come with 20 minutes of sweet nothings, much less without repeating???

Well, do you?

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at June 10, 2021 06:49 PM (DMUuz)

95 Just wait until some variant of the Covid virus starts having an antibody disease enhancement effect with the vaccines.

We grafted a spike protein onto a common virus, to make it bust cells easier to start replicating. Then we gave over half the population a gene therapy to attack the spike. What could possibly go wrong ?

Our best bet - at this point - is this thing mutates, and it will - to be more fatal. So that it burns out quicker.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 06:49 PM (qTBpx)

96 Thunder is your nightlight, magic is your dream...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

97 83 Skip, I am indeed. I keep spraying the rust inhibitor and swing that 5lb sledge.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:46 PM (M8vjL)


Minstrel + minor role: And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:49 PM (VcFUs)

98 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (VcFUs)

I think any combo with a poodle and the oodle goes last.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

99 Need to take that gal along with me next time I go deer hunting.

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (3G9tm)

100 Mind if I suggest a game this afternoon?

Name a line from a fave song of yours. We'll see if we can guess the song.

My line is at 96.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

101 Is it just me or does that movie The Forever War look like a pile of shit?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (nI1Kq)

102 Remember the old days, when if the cops opened up on you, they didn't stop until their gun, their belt, the trunk of their car, and the nearest six houses were all out of ammo?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (6FeV1)

103 From the last thread, I have been taking hydroxychloraquine or whatever for over 2 years prescribed by my rheumatologist. And yah I had the shots per 'nice job you got there....' But I'm flu-free and know damn well I've been exposed almost daily since the very beginning. Must be the Wild Turkey or Kraken?

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (0OP+5)

104 Bif, could I pray this MF'er come out count?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:52 PM (M8vjL)

105 Ace calling his own first is like Babe Ruth calling his own strikeout.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 06:53 PM (uEbPt)

106 The cycle works like this, shrink, shrink, shrink until you reach a point where you can't shrink anymore. You then reset with "New Improved, 15% more", with the price going up 20% or something. You're back to where you started, and start the shrink cycle again.

Posted by: publius


Two ounces isn't squat. Over 200,000 tubs of ice cream and 400,000 ounces add up toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2021 06:53 PM (OCTRt)

107 I noticed that Tillamook changed their packaging from 1.75qt down to 1.5qt recently. Pissed me off
Shrinkflation. And the way the idiot CPI data collection works, they miss a lot of that shrinkflation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)


I sure didn't miss the Obongo era shrinkflation. Haven't noticed any myself, but no surprise. I just saw a chart covering 5/20 to 5/21, and it's pretty depressing. Grocery average is around 10%. It becomes nearly impossible to get money working for you to beat that.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 10, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)

108 Must be the Wild Turkey or Kraken?
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM


Well, until recently, it doesn't appear to have been the 1911.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 06:54 PM (DMUuz)

109 Ace is first and foremost in all our minds.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:54 PM (M8vjL)

110 scrolling down Inman's twitter page is a lot different look than Butwhatever

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2021 06:54 PM (8o8kf)

111 Former President Donald Trump on Thursday wished President Biden luck in his upcoming meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin and also encouraged him to stay awake.

Good luck to Biden in dealing with President Putin, dont fall asleep during the meeting, and please give him my warmest regards! Trump said in an emailed statement.

Trump nicknamed Biden Sleepy Joe during last years presidential campaign and repeatedly claimed he was in mental decline.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 06:55 PM (Irn0L)

112 98 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:33 PM (VcFUs)

I think any combo with a poodle and the oodle goes last.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

Nobody wants a Poobrador.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 06:55 PM (6FeV1)

113 104 Bif, could I pray this MF'er come out count?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 06:52 PM (M8vjL)

It pains me that you are having to brute force that thing. Any way to get a puller on it? Drill into it and thread an eye bolt in, put about 75lbs of pull on it, then smack the crap out of it?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 06:55 PM (VcFUs)

114 We're south, in Brazoria. We closed on this house a month ago and our realtor just told us that comps are +10%.
Posted by: Odd


when the interest goes up that is going to fix the housing mess

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 06:55 PM (GRWEX)

115 Cold Stone ice cream is the best I've had but I'm up nort fer cripesakes. Snickers ice cream cakes, my my stay open arteries.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (+ya+t)

116 I was being cheap at the store last time and Krogers had the store brand ice cream on sale for 1.99, so I tried the new flavor of Lemon Cheesecake. Pretty good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (uwc6D)

117 Name a line from a fave song of yours. We'll see if we can guess the song.

Pretty cool idea. Would make a Hell of a party game. I guess I got too many favorite songs. Damn good suggestion.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (qTBpx)

118 102 Remember the old days, when if the cops opened up on you, they didn't stop until their gun, their belt, the trunk of their car, and the nearest six houses were all out of ammo?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (6FeV1)

I like to point out the old movies where the perp is running away and the cop yells ' Stop or I'll shoot. Bam bam bam ! '

Perfectly accepted.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

119 Name a line from a fave song of yours. We'll see if we can guess the song.




"her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt."

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 06:57 PM (GRWEX)

120 At The 40 Watt Club about a thousand years ago and a band was playing what was supposedly their last show. I'd heard of them but can not remember the bands name now.....

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 06:57 PM (cknjq)

121 Odd

when the interest goes up that is going to fix the housing mess
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 06:55 PM (GRWEX)
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You're talking about me, aren't you?

Posted by: President Jimmy at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (SjHwm)

122 c5, you win so far I guess. I'm stumped!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Remember the old days, when if the cops opened up on
you, they didn't stop until their gun, their belt, the trunk of their
car, and the nearest six houses were all out of ammo? Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 06:51 PM (6FeV1)



I like to point out the old movies where the perp is running away and the cop yells ' Stop or I'll shoot. Bam bam bam ! ' Perfectly accepted. Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

They set an actual ambush for Bonnie and Clyde.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (BMmaB)

124 I like to point out the old movies where the perp is running away and the cop yells ' Stop or I'll shoot. Bam bam bam ! '

Perfectly accepted.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

Ha! The yelling was considered a nod to civil liberties.

"What? I gave them an option!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (6FeV1)

125 Gee, I wonder who is going to pay for the resulting disaster????


@disclosetv 42m

JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (nI1Kq)

126 Caesar, yup.

I read recently that wasn't an accident because B&C had already killed at least four cops.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

127 "her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt."
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 06:57 PM (GRWEX)
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My ol' Indian Ho

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 06:59 PM (SjHwm)

128 I'm making a homemade ice cream cake for my daughter's birthday. I don't have an ice cream maker so I'm winging it. We'll see.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

129 The first time I saw Kamala's snizz, it was like considering scaling Mt. Everest or swimming the English channel. Jumping the Grand Canyon in a canoe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 06:59 PM (2k5ha)

130 119 Name a line from a fave song of yours. We'll see if we can guess the song. ----

Take it hip to hip . Rock it through the wilderness.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

131 Duncanthrax @ 103- Sir I will have you know I owned a 1911 waaaayyy before owning a Glock. You make out like a 1911 cures every problem....wait a minute...

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (0OP+5)

132 120 At The 40 Watt Club about a thousand years ago and a band was playing what was supposedly their last show. I'd heard of them but can not remember the bands name now.....
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 06:57 PM (cknjq)

Weird scrawny English dudes?

One of 'em looked like a bong got it's fingers stuck in a light socket?

Singer strutting around like a chicken?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (6FeV1)

133 No idea what is going on with cars. I put a deposit down to order a new Camaro two months ago I think. Haven't heard a word on when or if they are every going to start production again.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (5p7BC)

Drove by a Chevy dealer in my AO the other day.

Lot was almost empty except for about 6 trucks.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

134 >>Do wonder what kind of deer species that is.


Genus : Tasty

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (EUXcg)

135 ...but if you were around then in that town you probably had at least heard of them too.

Female lead singer. I was unaware of that fact until that very night.

A song with the greatest verse ever. Don't know the name of the song either. Sorry...

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (cknjq)

136 Kraken > Wild Turkey

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (U0S8E)

137 Take it hip to hip . Rock it through the wilderness.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

Love shack bayyyybeeeee!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (6FeV1)

138 129 The first time I saw Kamala's snizz, it was like considering scaling Mt. Everest or swimming the English channel. Jumping the Grand Canyon in a canoe.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 06:59 PM (2k5ha)

Strap a 2 by 4 across your hips so you don't fall in and give it the the olde Army Specialist 4 try?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (VcFUs)

139 I was looking for the speech by Mark Robinson-which I didn't see, but I laughed and agreed with his comment about "Rev" Warnock being a phony pastor who insulted Jesus Christ on Easter. See April 5th. Anyone who says Easter is bigger than Jesus's resurrection, IMO, is a not a believer in the bodily resurrection of Jesus Christ, because frankly, Rev. Warnock we can do good deeds-and should-regularly but Yes, Easter is about the victory of God in Jesus overcoming death. But then, Warnock is a progressive Christian. They tend to discount miracles.

https://twitter.com/markrobinsonNC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (k39e/)

140 JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.
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We'll take them!

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (+ya+t)

141 'I want to see your smile through a pay phone'

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (EUXcg)

142 I think Warai won that round.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

143 Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags

I betcha he's even got a Commie flag

Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

144 137 Take it hip to hip . Rock it through the wilderness.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

Love shack bayyyybeeeee!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (6FeV1)

Not the song but the same band. How'd you do that?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

145 That one verse from the unnamed band with the for real girl singer (maybe she's an ette!)-

We were drinkin and drivin and smokin and fukin, all at the same time

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (cknjq)

146 Thread needs more Ludacris Cam

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (+cDut)

147 Not the song but the same band. How'd you do that?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

I have a very particular set of not-quite-skills.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1)

148 Take it hip to hip . Rock it through the wilderness.

B-52s. Roam. No idea why I know that. Maybe that tall girl with those fantastic tits. Such things caught my attention at that age. Still do.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (qTBpx)

149 No one can guess my song lyric at 96?

I have another one as well. This one should be easier for y'all:

'Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace,
Sounds caress my ear...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

150 Coe kicks ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (U0S8E)

151 We were drinkin and drivin and smokin and fukin, all at the same time
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (cknjq)

That sounds dangerous!

*sips box wine*

Hic!

Posted by: Karen McKarenFace at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (VcFUs)

152 JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (nI1Kq)



So is AOC gonna swim down there to rescue her grammie? Or fuck, let the bitch die?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (Irn0L)

153 Thread needs more Ludacris Cam
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:03 PM (+cDut)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (R/m4+)

154 >>B-52s. Roam.


Best song they ever made.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (+cDut)

155 I'm actually the country's foremost UFO expert.

I am really, REALLY good at not identifying flying objects.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (6FeV1)

156
If you want a laugh, watch some of the old "Highway Patrol" with Broderick Crawford episodes. MeTV runs them early in the morning now.

The shootout scenes are hilarious. They close in on the bad guys, and order them to come out, or the bad see them first. The bad guys start shooing willy nilly, and then Broderick Crawford pulls out his little snub nose and starts shooting from the hip. The other officers jerk their guns and you get an orgy of gunfire.

It's a hoot, cops firing willy nilly, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!

Even some helicopter scenes. Broderick is in the chopper chasing some bad guys. They start shooting at the chopper, and Broderick pulls out his snub nose and returns fire from the chopper.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

157 No Zep Lyrics!

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (+cDut)

158 So I see jerk off is back on cnn. That aughta be explosive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (Irn0L)

159 'Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace,
Sounds caress my ear...'
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Hendrix, Castles in the Sand (or whatever it's called)


I think.

Probably not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (6FeV1)

160 Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.

Uneasy Rider - CDB. Loved that bunch.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (qTBpx)

161 The gender reveal that almost turned into a blue-powder gender transition ...

Good evening, 'rons and 'ettes - hope none of you shot yourself in the junk with a projectile munition today.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (Agr8U)

162 I would like to see a funeral dance for Fauci.

I miss those guys.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

163 Warai, clue at 157 :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

164 Drove by a Chevy dealer in my AO the other day.



Lot was almost empty except for about 6 trucks.



Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

Waiting for their electric vehicles, which the auto CEOs decided that we want.

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (3G9tm)

165 It's Kashmir.

And it is really not that good. Much better offerings on Physical Graffiti.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (+cDut)

166 We were drinkin and drivin and smokin and fukin, all at the same time

Nav?

Posted by: Karen McKarenFace at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (VcFUs)

167 JUNO is on. hard to look at that movie the same anymore..it queers me out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (Irn0L)

168 Baby baby baby oh baby baby

Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty. at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

169 163 Warai, clue at 157 :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

Man, i'm really good at sucking at this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (6FeV1)

170 garrett, shoulda known you'd get that one. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Night is young, OK it's still well light out but I need to turn this off.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (Cxk7w)

172 Phucking SOCK!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (VcFUs)

173 168 Baby baby baby oh baby baby
Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty. at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

The Tunisian National Anthem?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (6FeV1)

174 154 >>B-52s. Roam.


Best song they ever made.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:05 PM (+cDut)

Agree. Kate Pierson used to work out at the tennis club I taught at. The Schneider guy had a crush on my boss the head pro. I never let him forget.

Posted by: Just a side note. at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

175 Can't help about the shape I'm in,
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (+ya+t)

176 >>We were drinkin and drivin and smokin and fukin, all at the same time


Southern Culture on the Skids?

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (+cDut)

177 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (6FeV1)

Kashmere...Led Zepplin

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 07:09 PM (AL0d+)

178 dartist:

Oh Well, Fleetwood Mac. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

179 Warnock is a progressive Christian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Cross out your last word and I can agree with you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 07:09 PM (+HzU5)

180 Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.

Uneasy Rider - CDB. Loved that bunch.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:06 PM (qTBpx)

Bingo.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

181 The U.S. government said on Thursday it had removed sanctions on three former Iranian officials and on two companies previously involved in trading Iranian petrochemical products, a move a U.S. official said had nothing to do with Iran nuclear talks.

LOL, yeah right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

182 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2021 07:10 PM (arJlL)

183 Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM (R/m4+)
Waiting for their electric vehicles, which the auto CEOs decided that we want.
Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 07:07 PM (3G9tm)

Article I saw a few days back on this:

https://tinyurl.com/3nnbvddz

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 10, 2021 07:11 PM (wAnMi)

184 Omar fires back at Jewish colleagues: Statement is full of 'Islamophobic tropes'

And your full of shit bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:11 PM (Irn0L)

185 a move a U.S. official said had nothing to do with Iran nuclear talks.

LOL, yeah right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

Or that little R&R cruise around the cape....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (6FeV1)

186 >>>Yes, Easter is about the victory of God in Jesus overcoming death. But then, Warnock is a progressive Christian. They tend to discount miracles.

https://twitter.com/markrobinsonNC
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (k39e/)
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You can't be a Christian without the miracle of the resurrection.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (SjHwm)

187 JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.
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Boy, now AOC's grandma has to sit in the dark as well. Is there no end to Trump's powers to vex Donkey Chompers?

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

188 At home with a glass of Irish.
Life is good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Q1nbg)

189 Why women live longer than men, Croatian edition:

https://tinyurl.com/3zx86b8w

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (rBtIz)

190 Plenty folks here bag on public schools. Fine - mine were all right. Had one english teacher that gave us classic poetry and popular music lyric assignments. He was pretty good. And picked good songs.

I got an A for my break down of War Pig.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (qTBpx)

191 Can we get a ruling on Ace firsting his own thread?

That's kind of like dunking on a third grader in basketball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

192 >>Omar fires back at Jewish colleagues: Statement is full of 'Islamophobic tropes'


If she has no clit, she's full of shit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (+cDut)

193 FenelonSpoke, try here:

https://tinyurl.com/ma4vpsje


It's worth listening to.
(trust me.)

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

194 Cross out your last word and I can agree with you.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 07:09 PM (+HzU5)

Well, I think he might believe Jesus existed and was a great teacher but probably thinks all the miracles are metaphor , so if he declares that he's Christian it's between he and God, Let's just say he's not an orthodox (small o) Christian

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (k39e/)

195 East Of Omaha, I had an art teacher in junior high school who used to play his Moody Blues tapes in class.

He was who first got me into that band.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

196 At home with a glass of Irish.
Life is good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Q1nbg)
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See you in a couple of days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (WGara)

197 And your full of shit bitch
Posted by: Nevergiveup

She needs to be shipped back to somalia or whatever shithole she crawled out of in a sealed cargo container.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2021 07:15 PM (E0OEG)

198 LTJG- 'What plane is that, sailor?'
BMSN (used to be a BM1)- 'Sir, that's a B1-RD.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:15 PM (0OP+5)

199 Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:08 PM (+ya+t)

Don't ask me what I think of ewe ...
Cause mostly da sheep smell bad, P - U ...

or something like that : -))

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 07:15 PM (okV1R)

200 You can't be a Christian without the miracle of the resurrection.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (SjHwm)

Some writer, can't remember who, made a strong argument that if Jesus was not actually divine, he was a dangerous psychopathic lunatic, and the Romans and Sanhedrin were right to take him out.

Basically, "I think he was a great moral leader, but not the son of God or anything" is an untenable position to take.

Maybe it was C.S. Lewis? I dunno.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:15 PM (6FeV1)

201 >>Man, i'm really good at sucking at this.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Wish I had a nickel for every time I said that. Might have been a little muffled though.

Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2021 07:16 PM (HQ9Sl)

202 To all the PNW'ers, party hearty for all of us.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 07:16 PM (M8vjL)

203 Adriane the Classical Vengefulist
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Lol

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (+ya+t)

204 I like the guy shooting himself in the pills with the smoke bomb. I hate pranks and want every one to end in misery and humiliation for the person in equal shares of what they are attempting to heap on someone else. Or greater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

205 47 -- Fenelon: Eventually, all my dogs and the squirrels came to an agreement -- the dogs would wander over to the squirrel feeder and the squirrels would leisurely stroll away on top of the chain link fence. It usually took a couple years for everyone to get to that point, but a mutually agreeable solution was always reached.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (/7+9I)

206 CrochetyOldJarhead, Kashmir is good but I'm partial to Immigrant Song. But hell, they were all good.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

207 Ford Maverick pickup. They mated a new type of ultra small engine with a new (to them) electric drive system.

That's two newbies in one throw.
It would have been smarter to mate the eco-boost with the electric drive. There would be only one new component and the potential towing capacity of a truck.

Oh, wait, it's front wheel drive.
Never mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (SjHwm)

208 128 I'm making a homemade ice cream cake for my daughter's birthday. I don't have an ice cream maker so I'm winging it. We'll see.
Posted by: Duke Lowell a


That sounds awesome, Duke!
I made a giant Reese's peanut butter cup for the Marine on his 18th birthday. It was a bit difficult, but it was sooooo good. Made it in a tart pan. And my homemade peanut butter buttercream was to die for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (Q1nbg)

209 My MiL is addicted to Bluebell.
To the point that every trip to B'More, we pack up 4 half gallons with dry ice.

Yeh, I'm and enabler.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (3D/fK)

210 That's kind of like dunking on a third grader in basketball.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

That's wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:18 PM (Irn0L)

211 To all the PNW'ers, party hearty for all of us.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 07:16 PM (M8vjL)
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*raises bottle of Mirror Pond Pale Ale*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:18 PM (WGara)

212 Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (SjHwm)

Oh, plenty of people who describe themselves as Christian an call Jesus Lord, but talk about the resurrection as if something happened-but it was entirely spiritual I vehemently disagree with them but I wouldn't describe them as not being Christian because in some other respects they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (k39e/)

213 202 To all the PNW'ers, party hearty for all of us.
Posted by: Ben Had at


Thank you! What we lack in numbers we make up for in alcohol consumption.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (Q1nbg)

214 >>>That's kind of like dunking on a third grader in basketball.<
>Yes, but he got a billion dollar contract with the chinese to hock their keto ramen noodles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (2k5ha)

215 a move a U.S. official said had nothing to do with Iran nuclear talks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L)

That's comforting to know

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (cknjq)

216 Zep is overrated, but Kashmir is quality.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (xEIoY)

217 Boy, now AOC's grandma has to sit in the dark as well. Is there no end to Trump's powers to vex Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

AOC's granny was most likely a prostitute as most PR women did at one time or the other at the sailor wanna hump hump bars in the old days.

She's fine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

218 206 CrochetyOldJarhead, Kashmir is good but I'm partial to Immigrant Song. But hell, they were all good.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

Immigrant song is and will always be the top rock song in my list of great ones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (pUDQf)

219 Nurse, and laughter, never forget the laughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (M8vjL)

220 AOC's granny was most likely a prostitute as most PR women did at one time or the other at the sailor wanna hump hump bars in the old days.


I thought she looked familiar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:20 PM (Irn0L)

221 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (/7+9I)

That's funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:20 PM (k39e/)

222
Well, well. CDC to hold emergency meeting on the unexpectedly high rates of heart inflammation among young people taking the mRNA vaccines.

It's the spike protein, fragments thereof getting into general circulation. This has been known for a while.

Put "CNBC heart inflammation CDC meeting" in Bingle and you'll get the story.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:20 PM (Mzdiz)

223 "LTJG- 'What plane is that, sailor?'
BMSN (used to be a BM1)- 'Sir, that's a B1-RD.'"

Nope...

GU11

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (3D/fK)

224 He was who first got me into that band.

Funny as Hell. The guy I'm talking about played in bands as well. I wan't confident enough - but once he learned I played, he always tried to get me to talk about it.

I had pretty good teachers. Dude, I was a case. I could have went either way. Maybe it was fate. But those teachers at my little redneck high school gave a shit. They were all good peeps in their own way.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (qTBpx)

225 204 I like the guy shooting himself in the pills with the smoke bomb. I hate pranks and want every one to end in misery and humiliation for the person in equal shares of what they are attempting to heap on someone else. Or greater.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

I thought it was funny when one guy I worked with loaded up the work van of a Boston Red Sox fan with every broom in the building he could get his hands on after the Yanks swept the Sox one year in the playoffs.

Every time the guy'd open a different door on the van, there was at least 1 broom waiting for him.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (Ojki1)

226 Well, happy HFTFA people.


(*Holy F-ck Tomorrow's Friday Already)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

227 Captain Obvious!
Can't wait! You're getting a big hug and a smooch on that sweet, furry face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (Q1nbg)

228 Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (k39e/)

229 Dog chasing squirrel around the tree reminds me of my love life. Some day. Some. Day.

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (u+Y3T)

230 Basically, "I think he was a great moral leader, but not the son of God or anything" is an untenable position to take.

Yeah, Lewis. Basically his argument was that Jesus' claims were too outrageous and extreme to be just a great moral leader's. You'd have to go through the Bible like Thomas Jefferson and snip out all the bits you didn't like or were too supernatural to 'fix' Jesus, or you have to conclude he was who he said he was or a lunatic, or the worst sort of charlatan.

There's no room for just "he was a great man and a moral leader".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

231 "I thought she looked familiar"

I seem to remember her at the Black Angus, from many years ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (3D/fK)

232 Captain Obvious!
Can't wait! You're getting a big hug and a smooch on that sweet, furry face.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:21 PM (Q1nbg)
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*blushes*
*digs toe into ground*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (WGara)

233 And my homemade peanut butter buttercream was to die for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (Q1nbg)

How YOU doin.

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2021 07:23 PM (3G9tm)

234 210 That's kind of like dunking on a third grader in basketball.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

That's wrong?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:18 PM (Irn0L)

Depends on the kid really.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:23 PM (Ojki1)

235 LIVE FREE

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=d6Fxfo9uLSM

Posted by: SON VOLT at June 10, 2021 07:23 PM (cfr4W)

236 Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

The flip side of that 45 was pretty good too. And the lemon song. And Gallows pole.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 07:23 PM (AL0d+)

237 229 Dog chasing squirrel around the tree reminds me of my love life. Some day. Some. Day.
Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (u+Y3T)


Maybe try humans?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

238 We don't have to redo the inquisition, but asking people like Warnock the simple question, "do you believe in the resurrection on the third day of Christ?", would sort a lot for these people. Trust me, that question will be asked one day..

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (xEIoY)

239 >> Zep is overrated, but Kashmir is quality.


This is how I know you have bad taste in 70s rock.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (cfr4W)

240 Captain Obvious, Cin cin.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (M8vjL)

241 Black walnut is the only ice cream. All other flavors are pedestrian.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:25 PM (eJn7u)

242 Yeah, Lewis. Basically his argument was that Jesus' claims were too outrageous and extreme to be just a great moral leader's. You'd have to go through the Bible like Thomas Jefferson and snip out all the bits you didn't like or were too supernatural to 'fix' Jesus, or you have to conclude he was who he said he was or a lunatic, or the worst sort of charlatan.
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Thinks of the scene in "Firefly" where River is attempting to "fix" Shepherd Book's Bible.

Of course, River has the excuse of being crazy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:25 PM (WGara)

243 Dog chasing squirrel around the tree reminds me of my love life. Some day. Some. Day.
Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:22 PM (u+Y3T)


Maybe try humans?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

Ouch LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (Irn0L)

244 The flip side of that 45 was pretty good too. And the lemon song. And Gallows pole.....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Songs like a Kingston Trio record ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (okV1R)

245 241 Black walnut is the only ice cream. All other flavors are pedestrian.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:25 PM (eJn7u)


I shan't hear of this! I shan't not!


Mint chocolate chip is king of all ice creams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (4fSQf)

246 As Dalton opined, "opinions vary."

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (xEIoY)

247 "Black walnut is the only ice cream"

Bluebell butter pecan begs to differ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (3D/fK)

248 LEFT OF THE DIAL

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=mGz2DTEpj1o

Posted by: THE REPLACEMENTS at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (cfr4W)

249 OT
I have decided I hate Microsoft and everything it stands for. I want to ditch windows and get an OS that leaves me the fuck alone to use my PC as I see fit. Suggestions welcome.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)

250 Butter Pecan is my top flavor

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

251 Maybe try humans?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You a bad man ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (okV1R)

252 195 East Of Omaha, I had an art teacher in junior high school who used to play his Moody Blues tapes in class.

He was who first got me into that band.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

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Had a great math teacher who then taught the first computer programming class in our high school (back in '7. Dude would play Johnny Paycheck songs. The first time I heard "Colorado Kool-Aid" I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (c3dw6)

253 Black walnut is the only ice cream. All other flavors are pedestrian.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:25 PM (eJn7u)


I shan't hear of this! I shan't not!


Mint chocolate chip is king of all ice creams.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (4fSQf)
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Pistachio.

Please clap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (WGara)

254 249 OT
I have decided I hate Microsoft and everything it stands for. I want to ditch windows and get an OS that leaves me the fuck alone to use my PC as I see fit. Suggestions welcome.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ


Linux, my friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (4fSQf)

255 Begun, the ice cream wars have.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (WGara)

256 Prailines and Cream, bitches.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (cfr4W)

257 That first video is funny AF. The socials will remove it soon enough probably.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (egEqd)

258 Linux, my friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (4fSQf)
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Don't you start away uneasy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (WGara)

259
JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.
--------


Their grid just went from third world to fourth world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

260 I made a giant Reese's peanut butter cup for the Marine on his 18th birthday. It was a bit difficult, but it was sooooo good. Made it in a tart pan. And my homemade peanut butter buttercream was to die for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:17 PM (Q1nbg)

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That sounds outstanding! Wonder if I could get my daughter to change her request?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (kTF2Z)

261 Frozen custard > ice cream

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (U0S8E)

262 Mint chocolate chip is king of all ice creams.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Mint chocolate chip is nasty.
Butter pecan.
Or coffee chocolate chip.
Or blackberry.
Or rocky road.
Or

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)

263 IMO if you accept Christ into your heart because you believe he was sent by God to show the inhabitants of a fallen world how to live a righteous existence - and that he was the only example of a perfect man - then you are a Christian. It takes no more than that. I think many would disagree about that definition but I sincerely don't know.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (uEbPt)

264 Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (xEIoY)

They would answer "yes" to that in the understanding that the disciples had a profoundly meaningful psychological and perhaps experience but it wasn't an actual experience of meeting the risen Jesus-risen from the dead . You can't really change peoples' minds about this. You can just say what you believe and hope an pray they will come to believe in the foundational truth of Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:30 PM (k39e/)

265 Mint chocolate chip is nasty.
Butter pecan.
Or coffee chocolate chip.
Or blackberry.
Or rocky road.
Or
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg


You like sea otters. I certainly don't trust your judgement on such matters of importance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:30 PM (4fSQf)

266 Funny that if you add blackberry cobbler to ice cream then my favorite flavor becomes vanilla.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (2DOZq)

267 70 On an unrelated note, I broke down to buy something off of Walmart.com, sad that I couldn't avoid Walmart, but happy I avoided Amazon.

Package arrives, shipped via Amazon Prime.

WTH is happening to our retail when we can't help but feed the damned beast?!
Posted by: squeakywheel at June 10, 2021 06:42 PM (9O0fm)

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Walmart.com is a "marketplace", so even if you're buying from there, it's not necessarily from Walmart. I'd be curious to know if Amazon run stores ("Sold by xxxxxx Shipped by Amazon") also appear on Walmart's marketplace.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (quECl)

268 As Dalton opined, "opinions vary."
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, Man.

Posted by: El Duderino at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (DMUuz)

269 Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:24 PM (cfr4W)

Dude, I am down with some Grand Funk Railroad and Foghat

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (AL0d+)

270 Vanilla is the One True Flavor. The others: heresy.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

271 Shain, kewl!
Pistachio and pralines-n-cream are both great, this is known. Butter pecan is also great.

Being Italian, I also love Spumoni.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

272 251 Maybe try humans?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You a bad man ...
Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (okV1R)


Wasn't my fault. I watched softball over the weekend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (4fSQf)

273 Oh and if you believe He was sent by God then you must equally believe in The Resurrection. I see no daylight there.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (uEbPt)

274 Put "CNBC heart inflammation CDC meeting" in Bingle and you'll get the story.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:20 PM


The meeting will not be about how to avoid heart inflammation or how to help the people affected.

It will be how to keep the information from getting out.

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (tcsxg)

275 264-Meant "Psychological and spiritual experience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (k39e/)

276 You like sea otters. I certainly don't trust your judgement on such matters of importance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Why, yes. Yes I do.
Sea otters are sweet creatures. They hold hands while they sleep.

Pffft. Hater.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (Q1nbg)

277 We made ice cream several times. Never graduated beyond vanilla.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (2k5ha)

278 JUST IN - Blackout in Puerto Rico following an explosion and large fire at a San Juan power plant.
--------

Their grid just went from third world to fourth world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

Now playing in PR- 4th world hell hole: Candlelight Boogaloo.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (Ojki1)

279 We don't have to redo the inquisition, but asking people like Warnock the simple question, "do you believe in the resurrection on the third day of Christ?", would sort a lot for these people. Trust me, that question will be asked one day..

True Believers on the Left feel the same. You don't think that we're killing Gaia ? Then you can not be redeemed. Its a very simple question.

If somebody doesn't believe ? What do you do ? I'm on the fence - and insist on being left alone about it. Even while I drink a beer on Sunday. Or drive my diesel truck.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (qTBpx)

280 Yeah Amazon doesnt really sell much. They are the middle man for transactions for payment and delivery.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (egEqd)

281 Linux, my friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Linux Mint to be specific for a beginner and sometimes just because it's easy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (+HzU5)

282 Mint chocolate chip is nasty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)

100% correct take...and mint chocolate chip that is actually colored green (b/c it's artificial mint) is the nastiest...

If you're gonna make a frozen mint anything, make a lemon mint sorbet and use fresh mint, and actually enjoy mint as it is, not as the food companies want you to believe it to be...

Posted by: Nova local at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (b1h2x)

283 Prailines and cream is for homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (eJn7u)

284 Try putting plain sugar in milk and drinking it and you will find out how "not plain" vanilla really is.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (uEbPt)

285 I got an A for my break down of War Pig.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:13 PM (qTBpx)


I once, on a road trip, broke down all the lyrics of War Pigs for my kids. Afterwards, they kept stealing that CD...

Best ass kicking unofficial video of the song :

https://youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (F0YaR)

286 253 Black walnut is the only ice cream. All other flavors are pedestrian.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:25 PM (eJn7u)
I shan't hear of this! I shan't not!
Mint chocolate chip is king of all ice creams.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:26 PM (4fSQf)
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Pistachio.
Please clap.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (WGara)

Fudge Twirl says pack it in!

...I bet y'all thought I'd say Rum Raisin

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM (BgMrQ)

287 Tree rats would tease our dog just out of reach and drive her nuts when I was a kid. She'd get one every now and then and pay them back.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (+ya+t)

288 "Funny that if you add blackberry cobbler to ice cream then my favorite flavor becomes vanilla."

Bluebell has that mix.

And it's goooood!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (3D/fK)

289 266 Funny that if you add blackberry cobbler to ice cream then my favorite flavor becomes vanilla.
Posted by: Just a side note

This is true

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (Q1nbg)

290 They hold hands while they sleep.

Pffft. Hater.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (Q1nbg)


So do communists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (4fSQf)

291 The Oreo Blizzard is the greatest ice cream thing that has ever been or ever will be.

Anyone that attempts to dispute this is obviously a commie and should be treated as such.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (cknjq)

292 So do communists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (4fSQf)

Why did this make me LOL

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (uEbPt)

293 Tim Pool has the guy on who literally wrote the book on Russiagate and he's talking about anything but that.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

294 261 Frozen custard > ice cream
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (U0S8E)

Well, yeah...

Large Twirl please!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (BgMrQ)

295 The meeting will not be about how to avoid heart inflammation or how to help the people affected.

It will be how to keep the information from getting out.
Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2021 07:32 PM (tcsxg)

Answer, playbook option #1- Trust the media won't report anything that will hurt the Dem party.

Then everyone expense accounts a lavish lunch.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:35 PM (Ojki1)

296 I dont believe in any of it but have no issues with anyone who does. Unless...... they try to convert me. Believe what you want just leave me alone with it. Not to much to ask is it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:35 PM (egEqd)

297 256 Prailines and Cream, bitches.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM (cfr4W)

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My all-time favorite.

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:36 PM (c3dw6)

298 Zep is overrated, but Kashmir is quality.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:19 PM (xEIoY)


The live reunion video version is killer --

https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 07:36 PM (F0YaR)

299 Prailines and Cream, bitches.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:28 PM


That's exactly the sort of thing the leader of the AoSHQ Crocs Fashionistxs would say.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:36 PM (DMUuz)

300 Anyone else looking at that Fauci faggot and wonder about his fucking manicures???

Holy shit, his nails make him look like a fucking Princess!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 10, 2021 07:36 PM (5AVMW)

301 Pressed in a debate Wednesday among the top five Democratic candidates for mayor, Maya Wiley would not say if she would let New York City cops keep their guns.

What a vile left wing bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:36 PM (Irn0L)

302 197 And your full of shit bitch
Posted by: Nevergiveup

She needs to be shipped back to somalia or whatever shithole she crawled out of in a sealed cargo container.
_________

It's outrageous that that sleazy fraud is even in congress in the first place. She's only in this country because she and her father lied about their identities, and pretended to be part of the Omar family (which they were not). The Omars had been granted refugee status, but Ilhan and her family were not qualified, so they just lied.

Then, after she gets here, she commits more immigration fraud by marrying her brother who went to the U.K. so that he could get a visa to go to college in the U.S.

Then there's the tax fraud, the adultery with a consultant on her payroll, the many, many lies she's told, etc.

She's an utter disgrace, and it is disgusting that this liar and cheater has been elected to any office of public trust. The voters in MN should hang their heads in shame.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (k4dH2)

303 293 Tim Pool has the guy on who literally wrote the book on Russiagate and he's talking about anything but that.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (xPl2J)

Well, if he talks about it it might hurt the movie rights deal.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Ojki1)

304 By the way if you thought DeCommio was bad as mayor od NYC, you ain't seen nottin yet. Sorry J.J.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Irn0L)

305 In My Time of Dying has it all over Kashmir.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (bKmSR)

306
Daily Mail has the heart inflammation story now:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9672233

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)

307 Smart money has always advised buying used cars (slightly used, really) over new. That equation has now changed, so much have used card prices increased.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:30 PM (Mzdiz

Still can't go wrong with buying a 20 year-old boiler, drive it 'til it drops, and roll it over in the ditch and burn it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (Q01yh)

308 Good, defund and disarm the NYPD. Give the citizens what they want. Let the mother fucker burn.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (egEqd)

309 Is it Kashmir!?

Posted by: Cleaning Lady at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (bKmSR)

310 There is a place in the Northeast called "Johnny Rockets" which sells burgers and stuff. They make the most amazing freaking shakes. I am no shake expert (shake weight maybe) and have far from tried them all, but the Johnny Rockets ones are absolutely divine.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

311 Maybe try humans?

The female of that species is emotional and vindictive. Pretty much decided to stop chasing them...

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (u+Y3T)

312 270 Vanilla is the One True Flavor. The others: heresy.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

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Another White Supremacist! You probably look just like that woman who was raised in Mao's China and destroyed the Loudoun County school board.

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:39 PM (c3dw6)

313 Pish posh.

French Vanilla. Surrounded by apple dumplings. Or, apple dumplings surrounded by french vanilla.

See, I'll try new things.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt88)

314 INTO THE VOID

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=xx6IwshTL6M

Posted by: BLACK SABBATH at June 10, 2021 07:39 PM (bKmSR)

315 Grand Funk Railroad in concert at Carolina basketball arena back in the early 70s.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:39 PM (0OP+5)

316 @311

Good plan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (eJn7u)

317 Zep is overrated

I think the ONT needs 30 days of Zep to counter this heresy....

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (u+Y3T)

318 Malteds > Shakes

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (bKmSR)

319 Linux Mint to be specific for a beginner and sometimes just because it's easy.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 07:33 PM


Linux should be as hard to use as it was to write. Let the users flee like the dogs they are!

Posted by: Linux Klingon distribution at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (DMUuz)

320 Maybe try humans?

The female of that species is emotional and vindictive. Pretty much decided to stop chasing them...
___

Looks like the guys are catching up in the emotional and vindictive dept, by the sheer numbers of soybois.

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (sUcAt)

321 308 Good, defund and disarm the NYPD. Give the citizens what they want. Let the mother fucker burn.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (egEqd)

It'll make shooting 70 and 80's period films easier from a set stand point.

Not as much when you have to spend twice the set budget on security however.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (Ojki1)

322 Cookies 'n Cream is the one flavor to rule them all. And hot dog no sandwich.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (uEbPt)

323 I'm sorta partial to my homemade vanilla with real cream and real vanilla bean seeds.

Making your own vanilla is easy peasy.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (E0OEG)

324 Sabbath.


Enough said.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (bKmSR)

325 I used to like Bluebell ice creme, but Publix has started selling Tillamook, which is so much better IMO.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:36 PM (5p7BC)

Bluebell ice cream is made in Texas; Tillamook in Oregon. Who do you want to support?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (Q01yh)

326 I think the ONT needs 30 days of Zep to counter this heresy....
Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (u+Y3T

Maybe if someone not named me were to double dog dare MisHum, he'd fall for it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (4fSQf)

327 In My Time of Dying has it all over Kashmir.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (bKmSR)


All day long. My favorite Zep tune.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (U0S8E)

328 310 There is a place in the Northeast called "Johnny Rockets" which sells burgers and stuff. They make the most amazing freaking shakes. I am no shake expert (shake weight maybe) and have far from tried them all, but the Johnny Rockets ones are absolutely divine.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

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They're out here in the Southwest too (AZ, CA, NM, etc.) -- but I've never tried one.

Used to love the Arby's Jamocha Shakes back in the day ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:42 PM (c3dw6)

329 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Irn0L)

I'm hoping Eric Adams gets the Dem nominations. He seems the best of bad lot although Yang isn't so bad, but he's slipping.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:42 PM (k39e/)

330 Led Zep got me through the shitty music of the 80s. Gallows Poll is still one of my favorites.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:42 PM (qTBpx)

331 I am no shake expert (shake weight maybe) and have far from tried them all, but the Johnny Rockets ones are absolutely divine.
Posted by: ...

Those are not bad but for a real milkshake, make your own and then blend in gently you animals a piece of blueberry pie.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Rvt88)

332
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:30 PM (k39e/)
----------------

Paul wrote, within thirty years of his death, (paraphrasing) if you don't believe me about the miracles go ask those who were there.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:43 PM (SjHwm)

333 Bluebell ice cream is made in Texas; Tillamook in Oregon. Who do you want to support?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

Well. Seeing as Bluebell has a much friendlier business environment and Tillamook has to overcome so much bullshit.....

Imma support tillamook.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:43 PM (Q1nbg)

334 Chocolate chip cookie dough blizzard >>> all other blizzards.

Fight me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (AL0d+)

335 Sister had a dog which they guessed was half Basset half black lab. They called her a Bassadore rather than a Labasset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

My doggeh Pogo is half Bassett, half Border Collie. I guess she is a Borderline Bassett.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (Q01yh)

336 318 Malteds > Shakes

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (bKmSR)


This is known.

Posted by: GnuBreed, Doctor of journalizin' at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (F0YaR)

337 You make out like a 1911 cures
every problem....wait a minute...
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:00 PM


Are the ones it doesn't worth solving? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (DMUuz)

338 Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:43 PM (SjHwm)

Well, I believe in them. I know some folks who are very much into metaphor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (k39e/)

339 Looks like the guys are catching up in the emotional and vindictive dept, by the sheer numbers of soybois.
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2021 07:40 PM (sUcAt)

I'm not sure on vindictive, but I've met many guys who seem to have the emotional stability of a camel on roller skates during an earthquake. And many seem to think that is a source of pride, of being in touch with their feelings.

You can be in touch with your feelings and still make rational decisions that are informed but not governed by them. These clowns on the other hand are being molested by their feelings, and that never ends well.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (Ojki1)

340 For Oregon, Tillamook does pretty damn well for us...

Nov 2020 Election Results from Tillamook, Oregon
NATIONAL # of Votes % of Total
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT
Donald J Trump/Michael R Pence Republican 8354
Joseph R Biden/Kamala D Harris Democrat 8066
Jo Jorgensen/Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian 261
Howie Hawkins/Angela Walker Pacific Green 89
Dario Hunter/Dawn Neptune Adams Progressive 32

Posted by: Nova local at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (b1h2x)

341 In My Time of Dying has it all over Kashmir.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (bKmSR)

Not a big Zep fan anymore but Kashmir could be blasted from a Sky Tower Tenement in three thousand years and still sound completely contemporary and right. It's fucking Mozart. Stop with the bullshit.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (uEbPt)

342
Leaks (leaks, mind you) have the CDC has determined the myocarditis is 40x the base rate (that is, some tiny fraction of young people get this, now, post-vaccinated, the rate is 40x for the mRNA versions).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)

343 Kamala is not looking good in that video from Guatemala.

As in: bailed out of County jail after the obligatory 48 hours of detox sort of not looking good

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ySM85)

344 Always interested in the overpopulation of Zep and Rush true believers here, and Paul McCartney groupies. Weird really.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (xEIoY)

345 Zep I is a stone cold classic. F'n LP rocks.

But most of the later shit is just fucked out, unfortunately.

Conversely, I can listen to Sabbath on repeat until the day I die.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (bKmSR)

346 Mule deer shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (Geoni)

347 Led Zepplin was one great band. No two albums were alike. Some bands just redo the same crap. Zep put some creative energy in their music. All AC/DC songs sound alike.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (eJn7u)

348 Hi kids!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

349 I always liked pistachio ice cream.

Don't see it much anymore.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

350 Well. Seeing as Bluebell has a much friendlier business environment
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:43 PM


You think running the mainline in a SuperMax is a friendly business environment?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (DMUuz)

351 No idea what is going on with cars. I put a deposit down to order a new Camaro two months ago I think. Haven't heard a word on when or if they are every going to start production again.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 10, 2021 06:41 PM (5p7BC)

You could have a real nice Avanti right away, you know. And spend less money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (Q01yh)

352 304 By the way if you thought DeCommio was bad as mayor od NYC, you ain't seen nottin yet. Sorry J.J.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Irn0L)

----

Heard Guliani's son on some radio talk show is running for Governor. Can't imagine he has any chance, despite the One Man Death Panel Fredo "The Elder."

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (c3dw6)

353 Drums and harp on When The Levee Breaks.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (+ya+t)

354 Hi Eris!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (Q1nbg)

355 Kashmir is schlock. It's completely overblown by people who wanted it to be Stairway. But it isn't.

Seriously.
Have a good sitdown with that LP and tell me Kashmir isn't a boring assed slog of a song.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (bKmSR)

356 Just saw a commercial for stops Asian hate. That's good, because I wouldn't have known not to hate people otherwise.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

357 343 Kamala is not looking good in that video from Guatemala.

As in: bailed out of County jail after the obligatory 48 hours of detox sort of not looking good
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ySM85)


Yeah, I noticed that. Looks like unflattering lighting, so I wonder if the Guatemalans provided that lighting on purpose.

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2021 07:47 PM (tcsxg)

358 Seriously.
Have a good sitdown with that LP and tell me Kashmir isn't a boring assed slog of a song.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (bKmSR)

I will but only because it's you. Like I said I haven't listened to it properly since I was around 17.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (uEbPt)

359 Ramble On.
Ramble On bass isolation...

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (r4sI4)

360 and first

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2021 06:22 PM (0G13K)

Wait a minute!

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (KnJdm)

361
And the 40x base rate minimizes it greatly, looks like. They used a 30 day window (how many expected cases of this in the normal population over a month, vs the number of cases in the vaccinated cohort).

The cases appear to occur in a 2 to 4 day window after the second shot. If you do it over the 4 day window, you get a hell of a higher number than 40x.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (Mzdiz)

362 350 Well. Seeing as Bluebell has a much friendlier business environment
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:43 PM

You think running the mainline in a SuperMax is a friendly business environment?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (DMUuz)

You do if Bluebell has your address and you have a health respect for her shiv abilities.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (Ojki1)

363 Giulianis son is getting in on the grift. Send $100 so I can fight for your conservative values in New York. They still think we are all idiots.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (egEqd)

364 >>Just saw a commercial for stops Asian hate. That's good, because I wouldn't have known not to hate people otherwise.

Sad. We just don't teach Family Values like we used to.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:48 PM (bKmSR)

365 The best song on Physical Graffiti is The Rover.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (xPl2J)

366 Stairway to Heaven. And Ramble On.

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

367 All AC/DC songs sound alike.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (eJn7u)


But good. My favorites now are Jailbreak and Let There Be Rock. And the clip of Baby Please Don't Go.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (qTBpx)

368 You could have a real nice Avanti right away, you know. And spend less money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (Q01yh)

----

I drive 85,000 miles/year for work and bought a used '06 Prius with 160,000 miles on it three years ago. Not only did I cut my gas bill in half, but they're really low maintenance and I've now got 400,000 miles on it (and haven't had to replace the hybrid battery yet).

I know all the big pickup trucks hate me and think I'm a Lefty weenie ... I need to get one of those bumper stickers that says "I'm saving on gas money to but more ammo."

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (c3dw6)

369 Within five miles of the house we have

Bluebell Ice Cream

Culver's Burgers

And Biggby's coffee.

Life is good in our sleepy little town.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (3D/fK)

370 The thing about organized religion is that it's inherently a social construct, so the definition of membership is going to be some degree of whatever its adherents want it to be. And, realistically, most think a lot about the social half and not so much about the spiritual half ("I'm a Christian because I go to church on Christmas and Easter and sit/stand when they tell me to") which is going to greatly inform how they treat it. Hence why proglib types can espouse both a religious affiliation and various beliefs that are antithetical to the actual tenets of the said religion.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (8h1h1)

371 Just saw a commercial for stops Asian hate. That's good, because I wouldn't have known not to hate people otherwise.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

Sigh...

Posted by: Calgon at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (R/m4+)

372 Just saw a commercial for stops Asian hate. That's good, because I wouldn't have known not to hate people otherwise.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

So open season on everyone else?

Good to know.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

373 Leaks (leaks, mind you) have the CDC has determined the
myocarditis is 40x the base rate (that is, some tiny fraction of young
people get this, now, post-vaccinated, the rate is 40x for the mRNA
versions).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Have a link?

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

374
Seriously.
Have a good sitdown with that LP and tell me Kashmir isn't a boring assed slog of a song.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:46 PM (bKmSR

Kashmir is good but it's not their best. Immigrant song is their best. Not sure what's second place. Maybe a tie between dazed, whole lotta and Kashmir. They are hard to rank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:50 PM (4fSQf)

375 Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (eJn7u)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa WHOA! You have lost your cfukin mind.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 07:50 PM (AL0d+)

376 Just returned from seeing Captain Josepha Sabin and her XO in Omaha.

Had a great times. We went to an excellent small public art gallery, and looked at the paintings. One has already been on the art thread.

Drove over 400 miles round trip, and saw a lot of corn starting to grow.

If there is a drought, that corn is toast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

377 >>I will but only because it's you. Like I said I haven't listened to it properly since I was around 17.

Thanks. I appreciate that. Obviously I am being my normal assed self in making the Subjective Objective...but that's just style.

I really think, musically (and in the pantheon of Zep Tunes) you will have a greater appreciation for a song like IMTOD than Kashmi on fresh ears.

Or, maybe I am wrong. But that happens so rarely...

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (bKmSR)

378 Yall way over analyze music lol. Do you like to listen to a song? Yes or no. Not much more to it for me than that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (egEqd)

379 All AC/DC songs sound alike.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (eJn7u)

I wish I could remember where the quote was, but some music critic said AC/DC has only 5 melodies, and one of the band responded with its actually only 4.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (Ojki1)

380 366 Stairway to Heaven. And Ramble On.

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

----

Don't know if anybody else ever made this error, but I ALWAYS thought "Dream On" by Aerosmith was Zepplin (seemed to me to sound like them).

Wifey -- a yuge Zep fan -- finally corrected me one day as we were listening to it on the radio ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (c3dw6)

381 I used to use Crunch Bang Linux. And Bodhi was fun too. But my husband was able to deal with Linux Mint, so that's the way to go, if you are just starting out. I have a new to me Thinkpad. it has Win 10 on it, which I will leave on for work. But it's going to be a dual boot soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (5HBd1)

382 All AC/DC songs sound alike.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (eJn7u)


That is the very definition of Rush.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (AiZBA)

383 >>The best song on Physical Graffiti is The Rover.


You have good taste.

Out on the Tiles is also a great tune.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (bKmSR)

384 The LP had a candidate named "Spike"???

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (u+Y3T)

385 Any real coffee drinkers out there? Where do you go to get a ***great*** cup of coffee or espresso pull? The one that was in my old college town finally closed a few years ago. I have never found a coffee/latte that was even 50% of what they produced. And Starbucks tastes like someone buried fishlips in the Sahara for 100 years and then roasted it into a drink.

It saddens me.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)

386 Zappa > Zep > Nickelback

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

387 Dinner time for me. Man, do I love tri-tip steak! Used to be somewhat cheap but then the foodies discovered it.

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (tcsxg)

388 step into ace

read this "Have a good sitdown with that LP and tell me Kashmir isn't a boring assed slog of a song."

there is wrong here. this place is wrong.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (ZZK0E)

389 Nurse speaks the truth, tillamook is delish.

I like vanilla when it has Stuff in it. Mostly i like ice cream. Could use some coffee ice cream today.

Posted by: Funsize at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (EiPf6)

390 The backbeat on "When the Levee Breaks" is one of the finest drum moments in rock history. They could never duplicate it live because it was recorded essentially in an atrium/stairwell.

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (u+Y3T)

391 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I got a question from Captain Josepha Sabin on you I could not answer.

Have you and Miley gotten married? I know you are married in your hearts. But was there a conga line at the reception?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

392 It took just one commercial to change me into a good citizen. Now im married to this Asian bitch.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (QDG3d)

393 Mint chocolate chip is nasty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)

100% correct take...and mint chocolate chip that is actually colored green (b/c it's artificial mint) is the nastiest...


"Nasty delicious", you mean. It's obviously the best of all ice cream flavors.

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

394 The stereo in the VF84 AT/AQ shop onbd USS Independence in 68 belonged to me and I'd put on Koss headset to listen to LedZep. When the old guys asked 'what ya listening to?' I'd take off the headset and turn it up. They'd say 'what is that shit?' Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (0OP+5)

395 Creed FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (R/m4+)

396 I really think, musically (and in the pantheon of Zep Tunes) you will have a greater appreciation for a song like IMTOD than Kashmi on fresh ears.

Or, maybe I am wrong. But that happens so rarely...

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (bKmSR)

Heh. I will let you know. I've moved away from downer songs as life threw me one real downer after another. Cue violin. I'm actually happy now but that's why I don't do downer songs anymore.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (uEbPt)

397 The three stages of Irish music:

First starting out: OMG, it all sounds alike.

Getting more acquainted: Holy crap, there's a lot of different tunes.

Final stage: OMG, it all sounds alike.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (WGara)

398 392 It took just one commercial to change me into a good citizen. Now im married to this Asian bitch.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

-

wow, privilege much?

Thanks to month of June I'm now gaymarried to one of those guys from Green Inferno.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (ZZK0E)

399 >>It saddens me.


I had a Pasquinni for a decade or more and was spoiled rotten for great espresso.

I have downshifted to a pur over and a great burr grinder.

Thought I would miss the espresso machine a lot more than I do.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (bKmSR)

400 Zep > Zappa > 99% of all bands > Nickelback

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)

401 Side 1 of (The) Blue Oyster Cult's 2nd album, "Tyranny & Mutation" is quite the listen. Proto-prog metal in 1973 ("Diz-Busters"). Hell of a band to have been seen on their (pre-Reaper) Secret Treaties tour. Some Morons were there.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (KAi1n)

402 "Any real coffee drinkers out there? "

See my reference to Biggby?

Full on convert here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (3D/fK)

403 Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)

Make it at home?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (oEn12)

404 Kashmir is a fine song, it's just been way overplayed. Same deal with Stairway To Heaven.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 07:55 PM (8h1h1)

405 343 Kamala is not looking good in that video from Guatemala.

As in: bailed out of County jail after the obligatory 48 hours of detox sort of not looking good
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ySM85)
--------------------------

That's a lot of loose talk with no certification.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 07:55 PM (SjHwm)

406 hard, even as a gen x, to realize that the kids today are listening to Nirvana like in the same time frame that I was listening to Zeppelin while listening to Nirvana for the first time.

too bad all music today is millenial crap rock, if it's even rock.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:55 PM (ZZK0E)

407 I haven't listened to any of my Zeppelin vinyl in years. I can just go turn on the radio and hear some within ten minutes.

Need to sell that shit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (vuisn)

408 not to say that all millenial zoomer rock sucks or the kids are untalented, it's just that the totality of this decade of music is not good.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (ZZK0E)

409 100% correct take...and mint chocolate chip that is actually colored green (b/c it's artificial mint) is the nastiest...


"Nasty delicious", you mean. It's obviously the best of all ice cream flavors.
Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (Ed8Zd


You are an incredibly smart, talented and obviously beautiful person with impeccable taste and a refined palette.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

410 That is the very definition of Rush.

I spit on your future grave....

Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (u+Y3T)

411
Wifey -- a yuge Zep fan -- finally corrected me one day as we were listening to it on the radio ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (c3dw6)

I can't listen to Dream On anymore without thinking of the delectable and operatic but of course unabashedly commie Morgan James.

www.tinyurl.com/57jjx947

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (uEbPt)

412 Any real coffee drinkers out there? Where do you go
to get a ***great*** cup of coffee or espresso pull?
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM

Cartel Coffee in Terminal B at Sky Harbor does a perfect pour-over. For espresso, there's a coffee trailer near me in Texas that can produce a g*d-shot every 5 or so pulls, better than the 10-1 or so ratio I get on my Livia at home.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (DMUuz)

413 >> Have a link?

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status
/1402984236634701829

This myocarditis effect hits men worse than women by a good bit apparently. CDC hasn't broken down the risk for that, but for young men, it will be significantly higher than 40x.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (Mzdiz)

414 >>Need to sell that shit.


Uh...check you copy of Zep II for the 'RL' initials in the Deadwax / Matrix before you even think about selling that thing.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (bKmSR)

415 Thanks to month of June I'm now gaymarried to one of those guys from Green Inferno.

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I just wonder who assigned me these kids tho. Chinese redheads? really?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (ZZK0E)

416 Make it at home?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (oEn12)

Pulling a really good espresso takes special skill and patience that I just don't have for it.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (uEbPt)

417
No conga line yet. Repeat, no congo line.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (Mzdiz)

418 No explanation as to why the chips were held up, who
held up the chips, or where the chips are made. Complete mystery, but
yay! the chips are coming back!


I weep for our future.
Posted by: squeakywheel at June 10, 2021 06:39 PM (9O0fm)


Toyota is apparently doing fine. The explanation is everyone adopted the Just in Time production, without factoring in the need to buy ahead on critical components that have single sources. Toyota invented the idea and bought ahead a stockpile of chips

Part of the problem is the tax codes that taxes components on your shelves but part is that whole trim it to the bone idea by CEOs trying to get that raise.
The supply chain is fooked and so are the companies dependent on it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (ySM85)

419 396 I've moved away from downer songs as life threw me one real downer after another. Cue violin. I'm actually happy now but that's why I don't do downer songs anymore.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:53 PM (uEbPt)


I'm still alive! Didn't see that one coming, did you? Would you like to hear my one and only hit?

Posted by: Terry Jacks at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (RzGcW)

420 Many years ago I took a family trip to all the Western National Parks. Lasted all summer lots of riding in a 1970 Dodge van. And lots of ice cream.

At the time the Park Service had the best ice cream I had ever tasted. No idea what the brand was. When I went back west and hit Yosemite again they did have the same ice cream any more.

If anyone might know what ice cream was big out west in the 70s it would make my day.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 10, 2021 07:57 PM (6Pqz7)

421 Captain Josepha Sabin

Roger, out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

422 Tillamonk comes from Oregon. You just know they spit in it, don't you?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 10, 2021 07:58 PM (L9P9s)

423 400 Zep > Zappa > 99% of all bands > Nickelback
Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)


In fairness to Nickelback, their cover version of The Devil Went Down To Georgia is pretty badass. Supposedly some of their early material was also on the metal side, and better than what came after, but I've never cared enough to look it up.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 07:58 PM (8h1h1)

424 Sigh

publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Roger out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

425 >>I've moved away from downer songs as life threw me one real downer after another. Cue violin. I'm actually happy now but that's why I don't do downer songs anymore.


There's some stuff I just can't even reach for, anymore.

That's just part of life, I think.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (bKmSR)

426 Wat.....now we're busting on Rush?

I may be a simpleton, but I enjoy their music.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (3D/fK)

427 Thanks, Publius.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)

428 All AC/DC songs sound alike.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (

Yep they're all awesome.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (f4qXm)

429 taxes components on your shelves

So no shelves, no taxes? ace was way ahead of the curve yet again ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

430 Irish music all sounds alike? As in, Enya sounds just like those dudes who shout all the time but sound good doing it?

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (RzGcW)

431 publius, whoa there, hoss. Everybody knows 17 year olds get life-threatening myocarditis all the time.

Besides, they get bigger hearts from that. So, more love in the world!

... I want to end on that bad punchline. But frankly, the mRna are killing people.

Watch for news of more miscarriages, maybe out of the blue cancers.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (rOpTG)

432 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?

Chiner? Wiehuahua?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 10, 2021 08:00 PM (xxG/v)

433 Are you Morons/ettes mad?
okokokokok.

This blog dedicates a whole thread to it on Saturdays.
Coffee.

Coffee flavored ice cream?
Manna from heaven.

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2021 08:00 PM (S+XQs)

434 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta evenin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

435
Alex Berenson: Congratulations fuckwits, you're about to destroy public confidence in ALL vaccines and ALL public health measures for a generation.

Yep.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (Mzdiz)

436
What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?

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Dachshuahua

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (mht8P)

437 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?
--
Chi-weenie...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

438 G'evening, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (3D/fK)

439 'Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace,
Sounds caress my ear...'
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Number 9

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 10, 2021 08:01 PM (nWxPx)

440 callsign claymore

What's the plan?

I dislike front to enemy, unless it is an L shaped event.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

441 I wonder what would happen if you put the fuckwits in charge?

2021: On it

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:02 PM (RzGcW)

442 They set an actual ambush for Bonnie and Clyde.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (BMmaB)

Well, at that point, Bonnie and Clyde were actual outlaws, in the legal sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:02 PM (hF2gB)

443 Time to hit the rain locker.

BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (3D/fK)

444 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?
--
Chi-weenie...
Posted by: lin-duh
---
My co-worker has one.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (UUBmN)

445 The police set ambushes all the time. It's called a sting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

446 Still cracks me up when I think of camping trips in the PNW thinking of Jimi Hendrix writing Voodoo Child after a few puffs. Standing next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand. Always regretted not dragging a guitar up with a battery amp.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)

447 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?
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Nibbles.

Posted by: Obumbles what got millions less votes than Bidet at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (Ojki1)

448 Kamala has had too much come in her life, so fair enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (dPSi6)

449

See "Highwaymen" on Netflix. It is good.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (AiZBA)

450 All AC/DC songs sound alike.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2021 07:45 PM (
Yep they're all awesome. Posted by: Just a side note at June 10, 2021 07:59 PM (f4qXm)
I actually fell asleep to AC/DC once at a concert. They were the lead act for someone else, before they were famous, and I had had a lot to drink. Honestly, they were just noise. Later on they got better.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (BMmaB)

451 Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace,
Sounds caress my ear...'
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant
I turn within to see the forces that created me

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (vuisn)

452 Is it legal to shoot down a drone that's flying slowly over your house? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

453
They set an actual ambush for Bonnie and Clyde.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 06:58 PM (BMmaB)

----------

I'm happy Hamer and the boys didn't spare any ammunition ventilating them. It's just like 60's assholes to turn them into some kind of folk heroes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 08:05 PM (mht8P)

454 But then, Warnock is a progressive Christian. They tend to discount miracles.

https://twitter.com/markrobinsonNC
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2021 07:01 PM (k39e/)

You spelled "atheist" wrong, Fen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:05 PM (hF2gB)

455 408 not to say that all millenial zoomer rock sucks or the kids are untalented, it's just that the totality of this decade of music is not good.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 07:56 PM (ZZK0E)


I'd argue that the 2010s were notably better than the 2000s. There was a blues rock revival, and several fresh takes on the metal genre. But the 2000s were a bit of a wasteland after the industry mined out everything it could from the Grunge Type Thing.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (8h1h1)

456 Tillamook dairy is rational enough, its still pretty urban. Its the cities that are crazed in the Northwest

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

457 I've never seen Kamala's snizz and an Arby's big Montana sandwich in the same room... just sayin.

Posted by: Dr. Inogame at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (+2xjH)

458 The battle of the bands will be fought with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

459 452 Is it legal to shoot down a drone that's flying slowly over your house? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

By and large it seems not to be, but you'll probably want to check local regs.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (Ojki1)

460 AOP @ 442- Frank Hamer and those guys shot Bonnie and Clyde with everything but muskets and cannon.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (0OP+5)

461 446 Still cracks me up when I think of camping trips in the PNW thinking of Jimi Hendrix writing Voodoo Child after a few puffs. Standing next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand. Always regretted not dragging a guitar up with a battery amp.
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)


Keith Richards wrote lyrics to Wild Horses in the shitter at Muscle Shoals Studio in Alabama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (4fSQf)

462 Ferralls? Not sure you could get in a grocery store.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (E0OEG)

463 all AC/DC songs sound the same but that's like saying all shades of blue are the same. Your wife will have very definite opinions of what color the living room will be.

I mean, yeah, it's blue but it's really cornflake blue. And yeah, Have a Drink on Me may sound like Hell's Bells, but HaDoM is what I'm ordering.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (ZZK0E)

464 In American Republic 2.0, anyone who proposes to have a "gender (aka "sex") reveal party" will be executed in the brazen bull.

Memo to the solipsistic: nobody gives a shit what sex your soon to be retarded brat is. Really. Trust me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (xSz05)

465 Any real coffee drinkers out there? Where do you go to get a ***great*** cup of coffee or espresso pull? The one that was in my old college town finally closed a few years ago. I have never found a coffee/latte
------

At the risk of disturbing the usual Horde collegiality, 'real coffee drinkers' and 'latte' are not part of the same conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., tippling eggshells and gunpowder into his coffee pot at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (pK7cg)

466 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?

That's a chiweenie. That's what my sweet lovable Moose is. Who's a good boy??? Moose is!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (bSk6g)

467 450 I actually fell asleep to AC/DC once at a concert. They were the lead act for someone else, before they were famous, and I had had a lot to drink. Honestly, they were just noise. Later on they got better.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (BMmaB)


I saw the Talking Heads before they got really big. Loved their albums, but they were only sort of OK in concert. The opening act was better, and it was the B-52s, so that tells you something.

Later they got amazing when playing live, and I missed it, because of that first experience. Annoying.

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (RzGcW)

468 I saw something the other day that they may be happening in some third-world hellhole already.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)

Chicago?

Posted by: I mean at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (SISGq)

469 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?

A yappy wiener.

Or, a Dachs wooa wooa.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (Rvt88)

470 Immigrant song is their best.

No question.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (BMmaB)

471 457 I've never seen Kamala's snizz and an Arby's big Montana sandwich in the same room... just sayin.
Posted by: Dr. Inogame at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (+2xjH)


Ever been to the Grand Canyon? Ever see a horse collar?

You get the idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (xSz05)

472 Caesar, i almost fell asleep at NIN. i had a really big dinner and it was really warm in there....

Posted by: Funsize at June 10, 2021 08:08 PM (EiPf6)

473 Tami, if no one knows your friend did it, who cares whether it's legal?
Rules are only for a high-trust society.

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2021 08:08 PM (S+XQs)

474 Kamala Harris has the political instincts of a hyena. Watch her pull the *finger raised* "I'm not finished" crap with a Univision reporter.

https://bit.ly/3gFT5tp

Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 08:08 PM (YYlyE)

475 But then, Warnock is a progressive Christian. They tend to discount miracles.

Two for the price of one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:09 PM (xSz05)

476 Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)

Build the wall around parts of Chicago, let them figure it out for themselves.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

Walled cities? not a great idea...

Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

477 Ever been to the Grand Canyon? Ever see a horse collar?

You get the idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:10 PM (Rvt88)

478 432 What would a chihuahua-wiener dog hybrid be called?

Chiner? Wiehuahua?
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 10, 2021 08:00 PM (xxG/v)

I believe it's: Chihweenie

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:10 PM (BgMrQ)

479 Whenever you can, play Side 2 of Led Zepplin IV.

Posted by: Mike Damone at June 10, 2021 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

480 Majority of NiN shows I went to were canceled.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:10 PM (bKmSR)

481
In American Republic 2.0, anyone who proposes to have a "gender (aka "sex") reveal party" will be executed in the brazen bull.

Memo to the solipsistic: nobody gives a shit what sex your soon to be retarded brat is. Really. Trust me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


If people stopped bringing gifts the parties might stop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

482 385 Any real coffee drinkers out there? Where do you go to get a ***great*** cup of coffee or espresso pull?
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 07:52 PM (uEbPt)


You're going to hate this answer: my house. I roast my own coffee.

What I can tell you is to look for a place that roasts their own. You should see the roaster in the shop.

Coffee tastes best within two weeks after roasting. That is very inconvenient for chains with centralized roasting, so they cover up. Someone at a Peets told me that the dates on their bags of beans are not the roast date, but the date when they opened the vacuum bag from the Central Roastery.

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (RzGcW)

483 473 Tami, if no one knows your friend did it, who cares whether it's legal?
Rules are only for a high-trust society.

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2021 08:08 PM (S+XQs)

Isn't it recording or something? Like the person with the control pad could see which house shot it down?

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (cF8AT)

484 There is no "best" Zeppelin songs. You live them until you wear them out. You may have one night where Kasmir is the perfect song for the moment you're in, the next day you're driving and "good times" knocks your socks off for how perfect it is, being 20, young, dumb, and full of cu...and then there's that school dance at 14 where fucking Stairway got you to second base.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)

485 I've never seen Kamala's snizz and an Arby's big Montana sandwich in the same room... just sayin.
Posted by: Dr. Inogame at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (+2xjH)

Now I want a Hope Solo with extra horsey sauce.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (R/m4+)

486 > Majority of NiN shows I went to were canceled.

We had roadies watching for that garrett guy. As soon as he showed up, we'd cancel. It was a whole thing.

Posted by: Nine Inch Nails at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (YYlyE)

487 476 Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)

Build the wall around parts of Chicago, let them figure it out for themselves.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

Walled cities? not a great idea...
Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

Only if you have to go in and rescue the president. And pretty sure no one would miss the current one enough to send you in, so its all good.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (Ojki1)

488 Later they got amazing when playing live, and I missed it, because of that first experience. Annoying.
Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:07 PM (RzGcW)

I saw 38 Special open for the Police.

38 was HIGH energy... jumping off Amp stacks... going NUTZ!

Police stood there and played... sounded great but Zero energy.

Left half way through their set.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (oHd/0)

489 Majority of NiN shows I went to were canceled.
Posted by: garrett

=

you can find the NiN concert from lollapalooza in 93(?) and that was awesome.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (ZZK0E)

490 >>Ever been to the Grand Canyon? Ever see a horse collar?


Ever wish you were back on Gelgamek?

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (bKmSR)

491 But then, Warnock is a progressive Christian. They tend to discount miracles.

He's probably an animist, but never mind. Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles should see some of the "students" who are "graduating" in our nearby school as I type.

Let's just say that a lot of money is changing hands when they get their diplomas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:13 PM (xSz05)

492 >>you can find the NiN concert from lollapalooza in 93(?) and that was awesome.


Those were great shows.

The first 2 Lollapaloozas were fun times.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:13 PM (bKmSR)

493 Walled cities? not a great idea...
Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

Only if you have to go in and rescue the president. And pretty sure no one would miss the current one enough to send you in, so its all good.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:12 PM (Ojki1)

Yeah, but they'd put some damn explosives on me with a timer... so.... no....

Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)

494 129 The first time I saw Kamala's snizz, it was like considering scaling Mt. Everest or swimming the English channel. Jumping the Grand Canyon in a canoe.
=========
"Gee you've got a big pussy."
"Gee you've got a big pussy."
"Why'd you say it twice?"
"I didn't."

Posted by: exdem13 at June 10, 2021 08:13 PM (W+kMI)

495 and then there's that school dance at 14 where fucking Stairway got you to second base.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)

As a youth who lived that moment (many times), you speak the truth!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

496 ----------

I'm happy Hamer and the boys didn't spare any ammunition ventilating them. It's just like 60's assholes to turn them into some kind of folk heroes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2021 08:05 PM (mht8P)
-----------------

Their car made the movie theater circuit.
Come to the movie, see Bonnie and Clyde's car.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:14 PM (SjHwm)

497 Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:10 PM (Rvt8

Now that's funny!

Poor hot dog.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2021 08:14 PM (R/m4+)

498 Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)

People are like that with a lot of groups... Beatles... Eagles... Dead...

Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

499 Isn't it recording or something? Like the person with the control pad could see which house shot it down?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (cF8AT)

If you don't stand right in front of it, they won't know for sure where the shot came from.

And no, you can't trespass on my property to reclaim the remains to try to figure it out, and oh hi officer. It seems to have vanished before you got here. Must have limped off.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

500 At the risk of disturbing the usual Horde collegiality, 'real coffee drinkers' and 'latte' are not part of the same conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., tippling eggshells and gunpowder into his coffee pot at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (pK7cg)

I was honestly hoping someone would object to that. Latte is a guilty pleasure. Perfection when done right.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (uEbPt)

501 Isn't it recording or something? Like the person with the control pad could see which house shot it down?
---------
Yes, buddy has one that has a camera as good as any phone and can go up 500 feet. I would think your property goes up like trees hanging over your house. You pay taxes on that too.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

502 All yous guys with the "post-2000 Rock sucks" POV need to branch out. There is some decent stuff out there. But I like Rush, too, so you Barry Manilow fans might not like actual good music.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (KnJdm)

503 I have decided I hate Microsoft and everything it stands for. I want to ditch windows and get an OS that leaves me the fuck alone to use my PC as I see fit. Suggestions welcome.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)

Linux Mint is the go-to for people used to Windows. I have used it for several years on my other machine. It is about the easiest transition you could imagine for a Windows user. Cost? Zero dollars. And there is a metric fuckton of online support available.

Download an image of Mint onto a thumb drive, boot your machine off the thumb drive, and give it a test drive. If you like it, you can install it in a separate partition of your hard drive, or nuke the old Windows, and do a clean install.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:16 PM (WkGMN)

504 What I can tell you is to look for a place that roasts their own. You should see the roaster in the shop.

Coffee tastes best within two weeks after roasting. That is very inconvenient for chains with centralized roasting, so they cover up. Someone at a Peets told me that the dates on their bags of beans are not the roast date, but the date when they opened the vacuum bag from the Central Roastery.

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (RzGcW)

You're 100% correct. The place I used to love roasted their own coffee. In the shop.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 08:16 PM (uEbPt)

505 ..The Oreo Blizzard is the greatest ice cream thing that has ever been or ever will be. Anyone that attempts to dispute this is obviously a commie and should be treated as such. Posted by: weirdflunky at June 10, 2021 07:34 PM (cknjq)

Have 'em add in some crumbled Heath bar into that Blizzard. It then becomes a Blissard. Soooo Goood!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/BenHad. You have mail.

Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2021 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

506 Led Zepplin was one great band. No two albums were alike. Some bands just redo the same crap. Zep put some creative energy in their music.

Being the resident Queen fan, I'd counter that Queen was the best at crossing genres. They did hard rock, shred, opera, gospel, vaudeville, classical, country, folk, blues, pop. They were pretty good.

Posted by: InCali at June 10, 2021 08:16 PM (ov5G+)

507 As one does...


@CrimeWatchMpls 9m

29xx Bryant Ave S.
A male has climbed a power pole and is hacking at the power lines with a hatchet. High voltage sign
20:06

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (nI1Kq)

508 Wasn't it claimed Harris did smack at some point? She looks like a prototypical junkie on that trip to Central America.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (puu6v)

509 and then there's that school dance at 14 where fucking Stairway got you to second base.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)

Over or under?

Posted by: Mike Damone at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

510 507 As one does...
@CrimeWatchMpls 9m
29xx Bryant Ave S.
A male has climbed a power pole and is hacking at the power lines with a hatchet. High voltage sign
20:06
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (nI1Kq)


Problems that solve themselves are the best problems.

Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (RzGcW)

511 and then there's that school dance at 14 where fucking Stairway got you to second base.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)


No guy forgets his first slow dance boner.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

512 taxes components on your shelves

So no shelves, no taxes? ace was way ahead of the curve yet again ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax

NO TAXATION WITHOUT SHELVIFICATION!!!

Posted by: Miklosian Mottoes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)

513 495 and then there's that school dance at 14 where fucking Stairway got you to second base.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:11 PM (ZZK0E)

As a youth who lived that moment (many times), you speak the truth!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

Make out music? Best of Bread, side B

Yeah... showin me age....

Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

514 Hamer's relatives sued the producers of "Bonnie and Clyde " for defaming Frank Hamer. They won an undisclosed settlement.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (iTXRQ)

515 440. We're gonna need safe, healthy
countermeasures to prevent the shed spike proteins / whatever it is from harming more people.

I hear chatter about suramin / pine needle tea as a possible help with that.

I'm dialed in with America's Frontline Doctors for medical info, and open to any other leads for news from non-Borg doctors and nurses.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (rOpTG)

516
29xx Bryant Ave S.
A male has climbed a power pole and is hacking at the power lines with a hatchet. High voltage sign
20:06
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (nI1Kq)

Oh, award incoming.

Posted by: Darwin at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (Ojki1)

517 I write the science that no one believes....

Posted by: Dr Tony Fauci at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (xiNUB)

518 >> taxes components on your shelves


This would be a nightmare.

I have to have a dozen turntables alone!

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (bKmSR)

519 510 507 As one does...
@CrimeWatchMpls 9m
29xx Bryant Ave S.
A male has climbed a power pole and is hacking at the power lines with a hatchet. High voltage sign
20:06
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (nI1Kq)

Problems that solve themselves are the best problems.
Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (RzGcW)

Darwin Award Candidate?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

520 I like how the feds spent and printed several trillion dollars and there are people who haven't even got their first welfare check or rental assistance money yet.

if this were a functioning first world country, well...we'd not be doing these things. But if we were a second world nation, these officials would be against the wall. Where'd it all go?

Maybe not import people from corrupt nations and put them in charge of local welfare funds.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (ZZK0E)

521 467 450 I saw the Talking Heads before they got really big. Loved their albums, but they were only sort of OK in concert. The opening act was better, and it was the B-52s, so that tells you something.

Later they got amazing when playing live, and I missed it, because of that first experience. Annoying.
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Just watch Stop Making Sense again. As a fan, that never gets old for me. Talking Heads also had some fun music videos later on. Those were fun, except "Road to Nowhere" which followed the song a little too closely. "Wild Wild Life" is a fun video with some great guest cameos.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (W+kMI)

522 Kumala has a snizz?

This is too awful to contemplate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (fLVm1)

523 507 29xx Bryant Ave S.
A male has climbed a power pole and is hacking at the power lines with a hatchet. High voltage sign
20:06
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (nI1Kq)


A perfect allegory for the state's political and business leadership.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (8h1h1)

524 Suggestions welcome.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)



Linux Mint is the go-to for people used to Windows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:16 PM (WkGMN)
This. I am about 6 months into a LM transition, including a virtualbox install of Windows 7 for MS required work. I have no beefs with it, and I even find custom keyboard and mouse drivers, so everything works as it should. The only thing missing, IMO, is robust gaming community support.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (KnJdm)

525 Communism and rock don't mix unless you qre making blood chocolate chip mint pudding.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (QDG3d)

526 >>Make out music? Best of Bread, side B


I have it on good authority that you can just skip all the making out with a little Don Maclean.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (D0p3K)

527 Problems that solve themselves are the best problems.
Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (RzGcW)

Darwin Award Candidate?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

Current is racist!

Posted by: Tonight's protest/looting slogan at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (Ojki1)

528 And no, you can't trespass on my property to reclaim the remains to try to figure it out, and oh hi officer. It seems to have vanished before you got here. Must have limped off.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

529 Yeah, Linux is pretty much DOA if you're into gaming. VMs are kinda somewhat viable, but usually more trouble than it's worth.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 08:21 PM (8h1h1)

530 Make out music? Best of Bread, side B

Yeah... showin me age....
Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

Yup.
And if she's a bit country, Alabama had some good tunes.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (axyOa)

531 Make out music? Best of Bread, side B

----------

Christopher Cross hardest hit.

With an ice axe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (fLVm1)

532 502 All yous guys with the "post-2000 Rock sucks" POV need to branch out. There is some decent stuff out there. But I like Rush, too, so you Barry Manilow fans might not like actual good music.
=====
I actually like The Killers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2gtQJiM5Zg

Posted by: exdem13 at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (W+kMI)

533
Still can't go wrong with buying a 20 year-old boiler, drive it 'til it drops, and roll it over in the ditch and burn it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Do you live near an Arizona Indian reservation? That's their technique for disposing of cars.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (+HzU5)

534 Problems that solve themselves are the best problems.
Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (RzGcW)

Darwin Award Candidate?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

Current is racist!
Posted by: Tonight's protest/looting slogan

Resistance is futile!

Posted by: Miklos, chanting ohm.... at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

535 459 452 Is it legal to shoot down a drone that's flying slowly over your house? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

By and large it seems not to be, but you'll probably want to check local regs.
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:06 PM (Ojki1)

How are you with a pellet air rifle? Open window, dark room, blanket over you and the rifle, no problem.

*hide pellet air rifle*

No officer. No idea what so ever. What? I don't have a pellet gun, what fucking pellet gun are you talking about?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

536 Current is racist!
Posted by: Tonight's protest/looting slogan at June 10, 2021 08:20 PM (Ojki1)

How can it be racist when the Black wire, is the Hot one?

Posted by: Romeo13, Retired US Navy Electronics Tech at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (oHd/0)

537 Yeah, Linux is pretty much DOA if you're into gaming. VMs are kinda somewhat viable, but usually more trouble than it's worth.

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 08:21 PM (8h1h1)

I've toyed with the idea of getting another SSD to put windows and games on, but I can't bring myself to buy a Win10 copy just for that.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (KnJdm)

538 531 Christopher Cross got whacked just like Trotsky did?!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (rOpTG)

539 One of the best things Zep ever did was Hot Dog. No, it's not a sandwich!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (2k5ha)

540 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

Never let your barrel outside the window, fire from back in the room in a shadow.

Posted by: Romeo13, Retired US Navy Electronics Tech at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

541 What's the plan?

I dislike front to enemy, unless it is an L shaped event.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-------

I got this...

Posted by: Baby Reveal Guy at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (830x5)

542 How are you with a pellet air rifle? Open window, dark room, blanket over you and the rifle, no problem.

*hide pellet air rifle*

No officer. No idea what so ever. What? I don't have a pellet gun, what fucking pellet gun are you talking about?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

Hubs has a pellet gun. His never-ending war against Starlings. He's losing.

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

543 Word is the newest Black Keys LP is worthy.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (D0p3K)

544 Make out music? Best of Bread, side B





I have it on good authority that you can just skip all the making out with a little Don Maclean.
----------
With girls? Is Toto and 1910 Fruitgum Company in the mix too?

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

545 538 531 Christopher Cross got whacked just like Trotsky did?!

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (rOpTG)

----------

Trotsky didn't cry like a little girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (fLVm1)

546 Diogenes @ 511- I Can't Stop Loving You by Ray Charles. The girl I was dancing with stood on her tiptoes and laid those tatas up on my collarbones.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (0OP+5)

547 My last straw with Microsoft was this update today, that put a newsfeed on my Taskbar. Of course it's filled with lefty sites like MSN and New York times, and there's no way to disable it or lose it.
Doing a system restore now, then I'm turning off all updates.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (iTXRQ)

548 Word is the newest Black Keys LP is worthy.





Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (D0p3K)

I'd buy Brothers again.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (KnJdm)

549 I'm unfamiliar with an ice cream flavor called Linux Mint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)

550 No guy forgets his first slow dance boner.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

Deanna. Chicago's Color My World. HS basement party. 10th grade.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

551 Relax Don't Do It on Kamala's Snizz Edition

Why not? Damn near everyone else has...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

552 540 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

Never let your barrel outside the window, fire from back in the room in a shadow.
Posted by: Romeo13, Retired US Navy Electronics Tech at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

*mandalorian flute music*
This is the way.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (VcFUs)

553 Deanna. Chicago's Color My World. HS basement party. 10th grade.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

----------

Oh god, this is sooo romantic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:27 PM (fLVm1)

554 I believe it was Grand Funk Railroad who expressed an admirable willingness to help your town "party down" (upon arrival to your town). That's an American band!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 08:27 PM (Jvty4)

555 Make out music? Best of Bread, side B

Yeah... showin me age....
Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

No argument there either.

Chicks dug David Gates.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:28 PM (BgMrQ)

556 DB - there's a way to turn that shit off but damn if I can remember how.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 10, 2021 08:28 PM (+ldAm)

557 522 Kumala has a snizz?

This is too awful to contemplate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:19 PM (fLVm1)


You've heard of Love Canal?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2021 08:28 PM (mlxZk)

558 I have it on good authority that you can just skip all the making out with a little Don Maclean.

-----------

Who's this midget Don Maclean and why would you want to make out with him?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

559 No guy forgets his first slow dance boner.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

Oh god yes...

***fans very red face***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

560
Hubs has a pellet gun. His never-ending war against Starlings. He's losing.
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

I had so much fun removing all the chip unks and squirlles from the back yard feeding Splotchy's feral fat ass that i created a two year desert if the damned pests. I swear he would wait for me to drop one because he was on the before they could stop kicking after i shot one.

I miss my big fat buddy. Miss you Splotchy.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (VcFUs)

561 Revenuers are genius pro -productivity expert specialists.

- Let's tax them on their inventory, yes, let's tax them for every month they have it on hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (SjHwm)

562

Resistance = Voltage/Current

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (bPH26)

563 >> My last straw with Microsoft was this update today, that put a newsfeed on my Taskbar. Of course it's filled with lefty sites like MSN and New York times, and there's no way to disable it or lose it.

Right click on taskbar. Choose "News and Interests". Click on "Turn off". That killed it for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (Mzdiz)

564 My last straw with Microsoft was this update today, that put a newsfeed
on my Taskbar. Of course it's filled with lefty sites like MSN and New
York times, and there's no way to disable it or lose it.
-------------
I got that fucker this morning too. You can turn it off if you poke around but that just means you can't see it I'll bet.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)

565 Young the Giant: My Body

https://youtu.be/qQYpF2pCkLI

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (KnJdm)

566 Word is the newest Black Keys LP is worthy.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (D0p3K)


The Black Keys are always worthy.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 10, 2021 08:31 PM (AiZBA)

567 Muse - Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:32 PM (KnJdm)

568 Deanna. Chicago's Color My World. HS basement party. 10th grade.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

Laura. Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James.
Freshman Dance.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (axyOa)

569 The LP had a candidate named "Spike"???
Posted by: Mookie at June 10, 2021 07:51 PM (u+Y3T)


Jo was from the LP Pragmatist caucus, Spike I believe is from the Radical Caucus. I also believe he has MS

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (ySM85)

570 Starlings are an invasive species, no license, no bag limit.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (SjHwm)

571 royal blood's new album seems good.

of course, Chevelle rocks the fuck out.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (ZZK0E)

572 Make out music? Best of Bread, side B

Yeah... showin me age....
Posted by: Snake Plisken... at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)


Side a is good too. Also the Hollies.

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

573 Laura. Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James.
Freshman Dance.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:33 PM (axyOa)


My parents liked that one, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2021 08:34 PM (U0S8E)

574 Nah, I'm down the rabbit hole that is system restore. Soon it will be June 8 again.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)

575 De Staat - KITTY KITTY

https://youtu.be/MWM9DC-31Xo

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:34 PM (KnJdm)

576 508 Wasn't it claimed Harris did smack at some point? She looks like a prototypical junkie on that trip to Central America.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 10, 2021 08:17 PM (puu6v)

She was just listening to the sound of her pea brain rattling around in that cave of a skull of hers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (SDdx5)

577 559 No guy forgets his first slow dance boner.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

Oh god yes...

***fans very red face***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)


Or Spanish class cause your Spanish teacher looked like one of the weather chicks from telemundo.

Please come to the front of the class and tell us what a bibliotheca is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

578 550 No guy forgets his first slow dance boner.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:18 PM (axyOa)

Deanna. Chicago's Color My World. HS basement party. 10th grade.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 10, 2021 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

I didn't go to any HS parties in the 10th grade. Bah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (II3Gr)

579 Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

https://youtu.be/Ijk4j-r7qPA

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:36 PM (KnJdm)

580 Doing a system restore now, then I'm turning off all updates.
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If you have Win 10 I don't think you can turn off updates. Mine has options to delay them but not turn them off.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

581 545. Cross cried like a little girl?

In the end, that ice axe changed Trotsky's mind.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:36 PM (rOpTG)

582 @TheBabylonBee 6m

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (nI1Kq)

583 I think it was Sheila DeBlau (sp) who, in 7th grade, we were waiting in line for something. She jammed her rather ample boobs right into my back, feigning regret "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" For about 10 seconds. Rubbing them in good. I'd never had much experience around boobs. They were soft! And firm!!! And ... Soft!!! And... OMG.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Jvty4)

584 Or Spanish class cause your Spanish teacher looked like one of the weather chicks from telemundo.

Please come to the front of the class and tell us what a bibliotheca is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)
***

I've shared it before. My French teacher was a stone cold fox. Fresh outta college. Beautiful. And drove a TR 250.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (axyOa)

585 In the end, that ice axe changed Trotsky's mind.
Posted by: callsign claymore

He certainly was of two minds about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Rvt88)

586 I need to boost my Black Keys collection. Brothers and El Camino were both excellent albums, but I haven't kept up with them lately beyond some of the radio hits. And I don't live in good rock radio territory anymore, so...

Posted by: CppThis at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (8h1h1)

587 538 531 Christopher Cross got whacked just like Trotsky did?!
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:23 PM (rOpTG)


"All right, think we're gonna make it OWWW!!!--"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

588 ---------
If you have Win 10 I don't think you can turn off updates. Mine has options to delay them but not turn them off.
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)
--------------------

Don't worry, 11 is coming out soon.

It's going to be much better and
More user friendly too.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:38 PM (SjHwm)

589 567 Muse - Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:32 PM (KnJdm)

That's a good one. I like "Madness" as well.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)

590 Or Spanish class cause your Spanish teacher looked like one of the weather chicks from telemundo.

Please come to the front of the class and tell us what a bibliotheca is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

Oh dear...

The classroom changeover: a properly place 3 ring binder hides almost all of the evidence.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)

591 I think it was Sheila DeBlau (sp) who, in 7th grade,
we were waiting in line for something. She jammed her rather ample
boobs right into my back, feigning regret "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
For about 10 seconds. Rubbing them in good. I'd never had much
experience around boobs. They were soft! And firm!!! And ... Soft!!!
And... OMG.





Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (Jvty4)

I just wanted to point out this lasting memory and my go to dating advice for women: Put your boobs on him. It lasts a lifetime.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:39 PM (KnJdm)

592 That's a good one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)

Makes you twitch for the tire iron. I'll check out madness.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:39 PM (KnJdm)

593 562

Resistance = Voltage/Current
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2021 08:30 PM (bPH26)
---------------

Resist we much

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (SjHwm)

594 Top 80s make out songs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

595 Trotsky Icepick - "The Commissioner":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hom2Ty_MG5o

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

596 It's my experience that Windows is user-hostile

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)

597 Do you live near an Arizona Indian reservation? That's their technique for disposing of cars.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2021 08:22 PM (+HzU5)

Same M.O. on Indian reserves here in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (H4KU1)

598 Top 80s make out songs?





Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

INXS is in the mix.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (KnJdm)

599 Or Spanish class cause your Spanish teacher looked like one of the weather chicks from telemundo.

She'd be hard to see from the back of the classroom, thanks to all the further-front boys', uh, "flagpoles."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

600 594 Top 80s make out songs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

Already married...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

601 Top 80s make out songs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Can't help you. Married and two kids by then.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Rvt88)

602
INXS is in the mix.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (KnJdm


Yes. Very much. And prince.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (4fSQf)

603 It's my experience that Windows is user-hostile
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)


"Shut up, buy and install it peasant!!" - Bill Gates

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

604 594 Top 80s make out songs?

--------

Fernando

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (fLVm1)

605 Gary. 7th grade fall dance. Day after day. Badfinger?

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

606 System Of A Down - Chop Suey!

https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (KnJdm)

607 Already married...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

601 Top 80s make out songs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Can't help you. Married and two kids by then.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Rvt8

GotDAYUM you're old!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)

608 Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Rvt8

TP, I'm sensing a theme...heh!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

609 I think it was Sheila DeBlau (sp) who, in 7th grade, we were waiting in
line for something. She jammed her rather ample boobs right into my
back, feigning regret "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" For about 10 seconds.
Rubbing them in good. I'd never had much experience around boobs. They
were soft! And firm!!! And ... Soft!!! And... OMG.
------------
That was a toilet paper stuffed bra you felt dude.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)

610 Tillamonk comes from Oregon. You just know they spit in it, don't you?
Posted by: Regular joe at June 10, 2021 07:58 PM (L9P9s)


The Tillamook county fair is probably one of the finest county fairs ever.

My Ex-GF had family there and we would go. I used to make jokes about the "supermodel" Gurnsey cows, all hips, legs and udder

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (ySM85)

611 Cicero, they were shining there for you and me! For liberty! Fernando!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

612 Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 08:27 PM (Jvty4)

GFR did Queen Bee. Arguably one of the best songs ever.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (AL0d+)

613 605 Gary. 7th grade fall dance. Day after day. Badfinger?
Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

That'll work too

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

614
26 million Apple, Amazon, etc, logins have been hacked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9673933/

Apparently this was some unidentified malware on Windows machines, which was running and collecting all this login info and storing it in a database.

They just discovered it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (Mzdiz)

615 >>Laura. Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James.
Freshman Dance.

Maria. Da-Do-Ron-Ron by Sean Cassidy.
5th grade make-out party.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

616 That was a toilet paper stuffed bra you felt dude.
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)

-----------

*winks*

Posted by: Mr. Whipple at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (fLVm1)

617 Hubs has a pellet gun. His never-ending war against Starlings. He's losing.
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2021 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

I need something to whack the damned barn swallows. They nest in my shop, and shit all over the cars. If they would nest elsewhere, I'd leave them be. I got one with a pellet pistol. And I have knocked down partly-built nests, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (H4KU1)

618 5th grade make-out party.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

Sweet Jeebus I've lived a sheltered life...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

619 Cicero, they were shining there for you and me! For liberty! Fernando!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:45 PM (fLVm1)

620 Christopher Cross got whacked?

When you get caught between the moon and New York City,
I know it's crazy, but it's tr

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

621 Top 80s make out songs?


REM. Joe Jackson. Steve Winwood. Simple minds rod Stewart

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

622 582 @TheBabylonBee 6m

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2021 08:37 PM (nI1Kq)

Refers to them as vaccine bricks.

Posted by: Tonight's protest/looting slogan at June 10, 2021 08:46 PM (Ojki1)

623 Er, NO. Those were some Grade A jugs. As a connoisseur of excellence in mammary glands, I know of what I speak. Not as nice as Beth Paulsens. Another one that got away. Well, two actually.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2021 08:46 PM (Jvty4)

624 I've toyed with the idea of getting another SSD to put windows and games on, but I can't bring myself to buy a Win10 copy just for that.
Posted by: flounder

*

If you or an older relative have an old windows 7 computer you can still use the code to activate Windows 10 (unless they've recently stopped allowing it - I did it 6 months or so ago)

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 10, 2021 08:46 PM (zTo62)

625 Top 80s make out songs?



Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)



Already married...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

That kind of puts a crimp on your make out moves.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (KnJdm)

626 618 5th grade make-out party.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

Sweet Jeebus I've lived a sheltered life...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

Insom, please tell me that you've had at least one "spin the bottle" encounter with the fairer sex whilst a youngun'

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

627
Maria. Da-Do-Ron-Ron by Sean Cassidy.
5th grade make-out party.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

I am in awe!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (axyOa)

628 Some of y'all were married with kids in the 80s?

I'll just be over here getting off your lawn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)

629
Insom, please tell me that you've had at least one "spin the bottle" encounter with the fairer sex whilst a youngun'
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

I could tell you that, but I'd be lying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)

630 TP, I'm sensing a theme...heh!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Yep - followed closely by "Do whatever you want - just don't wake me."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:48 PM (Rvt88)

631 >> If you or an older relative have an old windows 7 computer you can still use the code to activate Windows 10 (unless they've recently stopped allowing it - I did it 6 months or so ago)

Still works as far as I know. MS stopped publicizing it 'cause it was pissing off PC makers, who want you to think you have to buy a new one to get Win 10.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 08:48 PM (Mzdiz)

632 That kind of puts a crimp on your make out moves.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (KnJdm)
Yep...

Having to re-learn them 45 years later sucks.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

633 Bluebell ice cream is made in Texas; Tillamook in Oregon. Who do you want to support?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 07:41 PM (Q01yh)


The one which uses Oregon strawberries.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (jOcSX)

634 627
Maria. Da-Do-Ron-Ron by Sean Cassidy.
5th grade make-out party.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

I am in awe!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (axyOa)

Except nobody really made out, they just called it that.

Plus, it was at that bitch Mrs. Camiolo's house, the bitch.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (vuisn)

635 547

right click on anywhere on bottom bar
select News and Interests
select Turn Off


done

Posted by: Big Star at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (pvJV4)

636 Insom, Madness is decent. A bit electronic for my initial interests.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (KnJdm)

637 Time to change passwords again, it seems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (4fSQf)

638 Sweet Jeebus I've lived a sheltered life...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:44 PM (II3Gr)


In fairness, you're not alone. So much I missed in HS and college...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (jOcSX)

639 580 Doing a system restore now, then I'm turning off all updates.
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If you have Win 10 I don't think you can turn off updates. Mine has options to delay them but not turn them off.
Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)


Set the Windows Update service to Disabled.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (8C7+r)

640 Barn swallows eat more mosquitoes than purple martins. They usually shit right beneath their nests.
If there were a way to cause them to want to build their nests where you wanted them.

Shitting on cars and tools is a definite no no.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (SjHwm)

641 Having to re-learn them 45 years later sucks.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)


Go see Crystal or Trixy downtown. Lessons are $20 bucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (axyOa)

642 Having to re-learn them 45 years later sucks.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

The one-handed bra unclasping; It's like riding a bicycle.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (KnJdm)

643 I've shared it before. My French teacher was a stone cold fox. Fresh outta college. Beautiful. And drove a TR 250.
Posted by: D


yeah, that tr3, she got that from the guy that was banging her.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (4Jold)

644
Already married...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

That kind of puts a crimp on your make out moves.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:47 PM (KnJdm)


Ask him about ccr...

You got to run through the jungle...

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (VcFUs)

645 tr250

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (4Jold)

646 PDT used teargas to make the girlscouts sell Brownies to crack addicts and take WIC cards for the payments.

Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (yrol0)

647 I missed out on a lot in high school, but more than made up for it in college.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (vuisn)

648 This is taking forever

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (iTXRQ)

649 Ask him about ccr...

You got to run through the jungle...
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (VcFUs)

There's a bathroom on the right...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

650 In fairness, you're not alone. So much I missed in HS and college...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (jOcSX)

*fistbump*

Yep. Ugh. I try not to dwell on it too much anymore, but sometimes...I would really like a mulligan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:52 PM (II3Gr)

651 Also Yaz, Upstairs at Erics. The 80s was a long decade

Posted by: LASue at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

652 Having to re-learn them 45 years later sucks.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

Just go straight to cash payments!

Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (yrol0)

653 Turning on windows 10 is not the perceived problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (SjHwm)

654 I was dating a girl in hs

Things were going as deisred

I said, "why not get that bra off"

She said, "why don't you unndo it"

I said, "already did"

she was surprised,

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (4Jold)

655 636 Insom, Madness is decent. A bit electronic for my initial interests.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (KnJdm)

Fair enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (II3Gr)

656 The one-handed bra unclasping; It's like riding a bicycle.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (KnJdm)

It's the ones with the front clasp that befuddled me.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)

657 >>>Top 80s make out songs?


Turning Japanese.

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (KnJdm)

658 Set the Windows Update service to Disabled.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (8C7+r)

----------

Russian ransomware gangs give TWO THUMBS UP

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (fLVm1)

659 635 547

right click on anywhere on bottom bar
select News and Interests
select Turn Off


done

Posted by: Big Star at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (pvJV4)

Easier to delete and reinstall system and cuss Bill Gates.

Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (yrol0)

660 Yep. Ugh. I try not to dwell on it too much anymore, but sometimes...I would really like a mulligan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:52 PM (II3Gr)


Meh, I've accepted that I'm a perpetual bachelor at this point, so no dwelling on what might have been.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (jOcSX)

661 652 Having to re-learn them 45 years later sucks.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

Just go straight to cash payments!
Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (yrol0)

No I had a good lawyer...she paid me!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

662 Set the Windows Update service to Disabled.
Posted by: I


it is the wheeelchair icn

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (4Jold)

663 It's the ones with the front clasp that befuddled me.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)

----------
PRO TIP: Use your teeth

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (fLVm1)

664 tr250
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (4Jold)


Actually her dad ($$$) bought it for her after graduation from the U of Oregon. She taught two years and went to work for an airline. I actually hooked her up with my cousin after he got back from Vietnam. They dated briefly

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (axyOa)

665 Er, NO. Those were some Grade A jugs. As a connoisseur of excellence in mammary glands, I know of what I speak. Not as nice as Beth Paulsens. Another one that got away. Well, two actually.
--------------
A high 5 to you sir. I've said it before but in my long 29 years, I have encountered nothing quite as lovely as horny, large breasted, Catholic Italian girls.

Posted by: dartist at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (+ya+t)

666 650 In fairness, you're not alone. So much I missed in HS and college...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 10, 2021 08:50 PM (jOcSX)

*fistbump*

Yep. Ugh. I try not to dwell on it too much anymore, but sometimes...I would really like a mulligan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:52 PM (II3Gr)

I'd still screw it up, and on top of that I'd be in high school again. Pretty sure even Satan wouldn't hit me with that punishment.

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (Ojki1)

667 656 The one-handed bra unclasping; It's like riding a bicycle.
Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:51 PM (KnJdm)

It's the ones with the front clasp that befuddled me.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)

Monty Python idiots taking of bras contest seemed a little too real.

Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (yrol0)

668 Big shocka here in Alberta. Province suddenly went to "Stage 2" in the WuFlu madness. The bar was open! Could not believe it! Had three beers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (H4KU1)

669 Fair enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:53 PM (II3Gr)

I like it and I would listen again. Just when I am thinking Rock, I think guitar, drums, bass, vocals. Beyond that, there is a lot out there including electronic that is good.

Deadmau5 - Strobe (Sparkee NuDisco Remix) Davie504 Impossible Bassline

https://youtu.be/D8MDxVKdiNA

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (KnJdm)

670 Actually her dad ($$$) bought it for her after graduation from the U of Oregon. She taught two years and went to work for an airline. I actually hooked her up with my cousin after he got back from Vietnam. They dated briefly
Posted by: Diogenes




I might be right anyway.



in NJ

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (4Jold)

671 I could tell you that, but I'd be lying.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)

--------------

Narrator: In later years, Insom would credit this period in his life for his decision to become a Mafia hitman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)

672 PRO TIP: Use your teeth
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:55 PM (fLVm1)

You ol' motorboatin' devil you...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)

673 shocka here in Alberta. Province suddenly went to "Stage 2" in the WuFlu madness. The bar was open! Could not believe it! Had three beers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (H4KU1)

---------

Whoaaaa. don't get crazy there, Duncan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (fLVm1)

674 Duke, thanks.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:58 PM (rOpTG)

675 Doing a system restore now, then I'm turning off all updates.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (iTXRQ)

There's instructions out there to turn it off. No?

1 - Right-click the taskbar.
2 - Select the News and interests menu.
3 - Check the Turn off option to disable the feature.
4 - (Optional) Clear the Turn off option to enable the feature.
5 - Once you complete the steps, the news and interests taskbar widget will be permanently disabled on Windows 10.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2021 08:58 PM (uEbPt)

676 9th grade on the back seat of the bus returning from basketball game one of the cheerleaders taught me how to frenchkiss. Hot. Sweaty. Horny. Hell she'd be 72 now. Just like me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

677 the more you see how canada is behaving these days you have to thnk that the thing about the nazis going to argentina was a feint

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (4Jold)

678 668 Big shocka here in Alberta. Province suddenly went to "Stage 2" in the WuFlu madness. The bar was open! Could not believe it! Had three beers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 08:56 PM (H4KU1)

We started in Stage 11 REDERER here in Houston. Now down to Stage 7 or something. Having a ex barrista and semi pro dicksucker for chief exec of your county makes for long days.

Posted by: PMSNBC at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (yrol0)

679 A high 5 to you sir. I've said it before but in my long 29 years, I have encountered nothing quite as lovely as horny, large breasted, Catholic Italian girls.
Posted by: dartist

"Tony! You gonna ****** me or what!!?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (Rvt88)

680 >> Russian ransomware gangs give TWO THUMBS UP

All hackers give two thumbs up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (Mzdiz)

681 PIXIES - Gouge Away

https://youtu.be/FiUNDeuBbi8

Posted by: flounder at June 10, 2021 09:00 PM (KnJdm)

682 Off Intern Killing Host

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:00 PM (yrol0)

683 Duke, thanks.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 10, 2021 08:58 PM (rOpTG)

---------

Fer wut?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)

684 Hell she'd be 72 now. Just like me.
Posted by: Eromero

Older gals need loving too ya know.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:00 PM (Rvt88)

685

I might be right anyway.



in NJ
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (4Jold)

Damn. That would be depressing. If i had missed out somehow...???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)

686 Narrator: In later years, Insom would credit this period in his life for his decision to become a Mafia hitman.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)

That...would not have been outside the realm of possibility at certain points in my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

687 What is this DEFCON 5 bullshit?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (vuisn)

688 676 9th grade on the back seat of the bus returning from basketball game one of the cheerleaders taught me how to frenchkiss. Hot. Sweaty. Horny. Hell she'd be 72 now. Just like me.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

Youth truly is wasted on the young.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (BgMrQ)

689 684 Hell she'd be 72 now. Just like me.
Posted by: Eromero

Older gals need loving too ya know.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2021 09:00 PM (Rvt8

As The Villages' STD rates prove...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

690 676 9th grade on the back seat of the bus returning from basketball game one of the cheerleaders taught me how to frenchkiss. Hot. Sweaty. Horny. Hell she'd be 72 now. Just like me.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2021 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

Can you still smell the horses pulling the carriage?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (yrol0)

691 Older gals need loving too ya know.
Posted by: T

como se dice "you fuck her you brought her"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (4Jold)

692 That...would not have been outside the realm of possibility at certain points in my life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (II3Gr)

-------

You and me both, amigo.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)

693 If you do not have good memories the just get out there and get some now

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 10, 2021 09:02 PM (4Jold)

694 Can you still smell the horses pulling the carriage?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (yrol0)

Damnnnn, that's coldblooded RH!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)

695 My last straw with Microsoft was this update today, that put a newsfeed on my Taskbar. Of course it's filled with lefty sites like MSN and New York times, and there's no way to disable it or lose it.
Doing a system restore now, then I'm turning off all updates.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 10, 2021 08:25 PM (iTXRQ)



Micro Soft clearly thinks everyone should have a Volksempfanger

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (ySM85)

696 Nood

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

697 Whoaaaa. don't get crazy there, Duncan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2021 08:57 PM (fLVm1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD41n7Plt7A

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (H4KU1)

698 Can you still smell the horses pulling the carriage?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (yrol0)


The smell was from the horses??

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 10, 2021 09:04 PM (vuisn)

699 Please come to the front of the class and tell us what a bibliotheca is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)


It is, how you say, where we dance to books!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (ySM85)

700 694 Can you still smell the horses pulling the carriage?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:01 PM (yrol0)

Damnnnn, that's coldblooded RH!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 10, 2021 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)

If I make it 30 more days I will be 61. I still remember some serious spit swapping in buses african extra death hot in the summer and freezing your balls off in the winter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2021 09:06 PM (yrol0)

701 Please come to the front of the class and tell us what a bibliotheca is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 10, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

It is, how you say, where we dance to books!
Posted by: Kindltot

*sexy librarian looks over at Kindltot*

Posted by: Miklos is a bit envious at June 10, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

702 Nood

It was there, then gone, then back again.

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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