FAUCI: ATTACKS ON ME ARE ATTACKS ON SCIENCE ITSELF

Thank God we had Fauci to put a check on that narcissist megalomaniac Trump!


Note that Berenson published that parody of Fauci four days ago.

It's just so accurate that the parody came true.

Say Fauci, where did those strawberries go? Do you think the mess-boys got 'em?

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Full article here.

Apparently that's a reference to that show that people won't stop telling me about no matter how bored I deliberately make my face look.

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Isn't this an indictment of our entire Science society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the Science of America.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Gentlemen!

Posted by: Ace at 05:39 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:38 PM (Ojki1)

2 Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (o2MD2)

3 Wrapping yourself in an idea to deflect from attacks is a terrible thing to do! Unless you love that thing, like I do the Troops!

Posted by: Fapper at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (Ojki1)

4 I am the one who sciences!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at June 09, 2021 04:39 PM (Vgw1E)

5 Lonely here, but I ain't callin' nood!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (o2MD2)

6 What an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (PNtP0)

7 He blinded me with Science!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (Zmnko)

8 Fauxci's new Cabinet-level position: "Science Pope".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (G15ac)

9 What an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Something Obama says

Posted by: Bruce at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (vd8XM)

10 Apparently that's a reference to that show that people won't stop telling me about no matter how bored I deliberately make my face look.

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OMG! Ace!

YOU HAVE TO WATCH M*A*S*H! It's the best!

That's the show, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (NWM+b)

11 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care. Stop telling me about it.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (qN57K)

12 Apparently that's a reference to that show that people won't stop telling me about no matter how bored I deliberately make my face look.
Posted by: Ace at 05:39 PM



Heh. I had the same problem with people trying to convince me to watch The Wire or Mad Men.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX)

13 So when Fauxchi dies, does the Age of Enlightenment die with him? Also, does that mean the Woke are slowly killing him?

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (Ojki1)

14 8 Fauxci's new Cabinet-level position: "Science Pope".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:40 PM (G15ac)

Hey, man! That is insulting to our commie jacknut of a sort of mildy revered priest guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:42 PM (PNtP0)

15 He even went third person for a double dose of douche sauce.

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 04:42 PM (X5/mo)

16
Well, it was this or he was gonna say he was receiving "death threats."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (OH5gn)

17 11 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

but it had dragons

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

18 It's like those yard signs, about "In this house we believe in science"

Like it's a religion, or something

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (AwPyG)

19 Ehh, the only interesting character on breaking bad was Gus Fring, exited the show in an interesting way as well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (mkseU)

20 Huh, when I ready that quote without visual context I thought they were going for Alec Baldwin in Malice (a shitty movie, but memorable trailer lines.)

This was thin Baldwin to boot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (PNtP0)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

22
for the last thread:

She wears Lulu Lemon Merengue Pies

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (OH5gn)

23 Fun fact: scientists-in-training must now pledge their loyalty to Fauci before receiving their degrees.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (Vgw1E)

24 This kinda reminds of when Fergie said if you didn't like her singing you were insulting God.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)

25 Ha the Bee!


"Half Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations"

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (Tnijr)

26 >>>20 Huh, when I ready that quote without visual context I thought they were going for Alec Baldwin in Malice (a shitty movie, but memorable trailer lines.)


I really like that movie.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

27 Galileo. Newton. Leibniz. Fauci.


Sing it with me:

"One of these things... is not like the others..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (G15ac)

28 Pfuck Pfauci.

FROM THE BEGINNING!!!

You are a lying sack of shit and should be released at the bottom of the ocean without a dive suit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

29 17 11 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

but it had dragons
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

The first season of Walking Dead was good. Just like the first season of Battlestar Galactica. Then they both lost the plot and hook for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (PNtP0)

30 "Dr. Fauci is that you talking or the science talking?!"

"Randy .. I am the science" would have been a good one too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (UPoLF)

31
Can someone do a photoshop of Dr Fausti as

Dr Judge Dredd screaming

"I AM The Science!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (OH5gn)

32 I. AM. SCIENCE. MAN.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (iTXRQ)

33 17 11 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

but it had dragons
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

And nudity. Probably more nudity than dragons really.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (Ojki1)

34 I remember taking the Hypocritic Oath before they'd give me my doctorate....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

35
"Dr" Fausti is...

Judge Dead in....

Judge Dead

"I AM The Science!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (OH5gn)

36 Look, I don't care about any sour-grapes backlash, Breaking Bad was a pretty awesome show.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (Vgw1E)

37 >>>"I AM The Science!"


that would be good.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (0G13K)

38 Let me educate you denial rubes on the science of baseball.

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (W4eKo)

39 I really like that movie.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

We come here for your movie reviews- not your taste in movies per se.*

*joke, sort of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (PNtP0)

40 No hurt I.

Posted by: Horta at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (wAnMi)

41 Huh, when I ready that quote without visual context I thought they were going for Alec Baldwin in Malice (a shitty movie, but memorable trailer lines.)


I really like that movie.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)



Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)

42 This has been mentioned before, but it's interesting how many diminutive gay men there are vs. the general population, and how many diminutive gay men there are in positions of power.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (AwPyG)

43 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad.

I'm not gonna abduct anyone and make them watch it. While I pet his luxurious Ewok fur or anything. That would be wrong. But it's decent television.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (QU5/8)

44 Definitely more focus-grouped talking points emanating from the puzzle palace. It's been out there for a while, in different forms.

I had a lefty try that several months ago. "I trust the scientists (Fauci) more than I do politicians." Of course that sounds reasonable, almost, at face value. Theoretically.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (dyShS)

45 That clip you posted of, what I'm guessing, is Breaking Bad. That would be the longest I've watched any of that show ever.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

46
What's that song by that stereo guy that goes she blinded me with science?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (OH5gn)

47 17 11 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

but it had dragons
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

========

Also boobies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (NWM+b)

48 Randy .. I am the science" would have been a good one too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:44 PM (UPoLF)

"Shittipillars."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (6FeV1)

49 10 OMG! Ace!

YOU HAVE TO WATCH M*A*S*H! It's the best!

That's the show, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (NWM+b)


Nah, I think he's referring to the awesomeness that is, "Manimal."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (DTX3h)

50 You're warning me about blue jeans?

I AM THE BLUE JEAN!

Posted by: Dr. George Will at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (0G13K)

51 24 This kinda reminds of when Fergie said if you didn't like her singing you were insulting God.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)

Wait, this is the Lady Lumps woman?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (PNtP0)

52 He sounds like Hollywood airhead DiCaprio saying that those who reject Global Warming/Climate Change and rejecting t he truth and coming from someone who's career is playing big game of Lets Pretend for Cash

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (wGqjj)

53 What's that song by that stereo guy that goes she blinded me with science?

Thomas Dolby She blinded me with Science

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (Zmnko)

54 He keeps on using that word.

I do not think it means what he says it means.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (Rvt88)

55 I'm a science layin- down muthafucka, muthafucka!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (iTXRQ)

56 The bad news is a public officials is unironically paraphrasing a King in his entitled need to rule over us. The good news is that King went and lost his head.

I say again, a guillotine hooked up to a motor from an industrial sewing machine would straighten this shit out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (Wm5SB)

57 You killed my Science... Prepare to die!

Posted by: Indigo Fauci at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (/XcZQ)

58 Somebody needs to photoshop Fauci into a Louis XIV wig and outfit and with Fauci wearing a telescope on his head
and the caption should read "I am the science."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (k39e/)

59 fauchi is delusional.

Science is a process. Plenty of science is wrong, until updated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (u82oZ)

60 Le Science C'est Moi.

Posted by: Napolean Faucifart at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (5RTdG)

61 He needs to be fitted with a straight jacket and put in a padded room.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (wAnMi)

62
Fauci takes the Mengele defense. O-kay....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (s2VJv)

63 Breaking Bad had a much better ending than GoT. And it didn't wait too long to get there

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (AwPyG)

64 Fauci, doing his Nicholson impersonation from ' The Last Detail's

I am the fukcin shore patrol motherfukcer!

Posted by: Bruce at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (vd8XM)

65 I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (ifmtJ)

66 Science is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (xPl2J)

67 I think the AIDS has spread to Faucis tiny little head.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (haWye)

68 Fauchi deserves to be fed feet first into a wood chipper but he'll probably get a 90 million book deal and 65 million dollar NetFlix development deal.

Title of his first Book:

I AM SCIENCE: How a no talent ass clown Dirty Sanchezed and Upper Deckered The World.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (mkseU)

69 "Good heavens, Miss Akimoto- you're not wearing a mask!"

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (iTXRQ)

70 You're warning me about someone f***ing my wife?

Who do you think I am?!

I AM THE ONE WHO HIRED THIS GUY TO F*** MY WIFE!!!

Posted by: Dr. David French at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)

71 Wait, this is the Lady Lumps woman?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (PNtP0)


Yep.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (Ez6QX)

72 Not yet.

Posted by: Mace Windu at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (Vgw1E)

73

Funny, I don'r recall the same thing being said for Dr. Judith Miller or Mark Steyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (s2VJv)

74 The butthurt Eurosavages are going to replace English with French as their "working language".

Never mind that English is the language that virtually all of them have in common. Nose, spite, face. Some assembly require.

And I saw Butthurt Eurosavages open for Slaughter and the Dogs in a club in Southwark back in '75.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (G15ac)

75 Nah, I think he's referring to the awesomeness that is, "Manimal."
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (DTX3h)

The robot chicken on Manimal was pretty funny. And off color.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmBp1LD6ctI

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (PNtP0)

76 I HAVE BECOME FAUCI, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!

Posted by: Fauci, Science of Science's at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (aCA+T)

77 So AIDS is a big danger to normal non drug using heterosexuals?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (2DOZq)

78

"I don't take drugs. I AM drugs!"

- - Salvador Dali

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (s2VJv)

79 I had a lefty try that several months ago. "I trust the scientists (Fauci) more than I do politicians." Of course that sounds reasonable, almost, at face value. Theoretically.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (dyShS)

That's like saying I want to be stuck in a pit of starving alligators more than a pit of starving crocodiles.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (Ojki1)

80 He needs to be fitted with a straight jacket and put in a padded room.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (wAnMi)


heh.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (AiZBA)

81 Why is this 80 year old dingleberry still attached to the body politic? He's been a fraud for 50 years!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (7Tokq)

82 What's that song by that stereo guy that goes she blinded me with science?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (OH5gn)



Thomas Dolby.

https://youtu.be/V83JR2IoI8k

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

83 73 Funny, I don'r recall the same thing being said for Dr. Judith Miller or Mark Steyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:47 PM (s2VJv)


Dr. Judith CURRY. My mistake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (s2VJv)

84 Kind of the perfect cherry on top, in our suddenly medieval, un-scientific society. Big topic, but I'd say "science" has been effectively destroyed, meaning politicized, in any area where the lysenkoism provides a lever to increase totalitarian control of all human activity.

It's been a long, painful but gradual process. But in 2020, poof, just like that - we transitioned to full anti-scientific authoritarian dystopia.

"Climate" nonsense has been taking chunks out of freedom and prosperity for a while. It will likely be the final, decisive tool.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (OTzUX)

85 Fauci named his ass Science. Now he wants us to worship Science.

I decline.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (N3El/)

86 I could agree with him in the sense we understand "science" as "a chicken" and "I am" in the sense of "keeps fucking."

Posted by: Zek at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (5RTdG)

87 Hell.

*Looks at diploma for MBA*

I got nothing sciency to say.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 04:49 PM (axyOa)

88 > Why is this 80 year old dingleberry still attached to the body politic? He's been a fraud for 50 years!
Posted by: Dr. Bone


BECAUSE HE'S SCIENCE, GODDAMMIT

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (iTXRQ)

89 If it was indeed Louis the XIV that said that "I am the state" he wasn't the one who lost his head-That was Louis XVI

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (k39e/)

90 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

but it had dragons
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

========

Also boobies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 04:46 PM (NWM+b)

Making it better than Season 2 of Westworld

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)

91
Can someone photoshop "Dr" Fausti as the King of Siam lecturing Anna with the caption:

"Very scientific."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (OH5gn)

92 I really like that movie.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0G13K)

Malice is a damn good movie.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (dKiJG)

93 The ony one who coud ever vaxx me

Was the octogenarian science man

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (4I/2K)

94 Fauci, doing his Nicholson impersonation from ' The Last Detail'

Posted by: Bruce

The Portsmouth Naval Shipyard Brig had to be the most desolate looking place I've ever seen.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (Rvt88)

95 He chided me with science.

F*ck Fauci.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (TNyrE)

96 You're telling ME to go to Arby's?

Do you know who I am?

I *AM* ARBY'S!

GAS-STATION SUSHI!!! WHEEE!

Posted by: Dr. Jonah Goldberg at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)

97 "Climate" nonsense has been taking chunks out of freedom and prosperity for a while. It will likely be the final, decisive tool.

Prepare for a shit load of it at the G7.. joe has already said something about it being the greatest danger to the World today... Oh, he's gonna sign onto every POS treaty

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (Zmnko)

98

"Anthony Fauci, was gettin' kinda grouchy,
to have his ethics get slimed..."

(Mommas and Poppas tune)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (s2VJv)

99 Galileo. Newton. Leibniz. Fauci.


Sing it with me:

"One of these things... is not like the others..."


Second Verse:

"Newton, Lysenko, Fauci, Mengele"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (+LCoQ)

100 The term "Faucism" is no longer a joke (if it ever was).

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (Vgw1E)

101 This is the formula. When Trump calls CNN "fake news" the media claims he's attacking the First Amendment. When he questions the election it is an "attack on democracy."

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (cLNTv)

102 I am science !

Posted by: Blood Leeching doctors at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (2DOZq)

103 Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.

I am science.

Posted by: Dr. David Bruce Banner at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (0G13K)

104 Fauci basically plagiarized the famous speech from this excellent prelaw student:

We will not sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!


https://tinyurl.com/5bkpmz36

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

105 > Heh. I had the same problem with people trying to convince me to watch The Wire or Mad Men.

> I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care.

Is anyone else noticing a pattern that all of these OMG YOU MUST WATCH IT shows are about truly awful people? I don't just mean garbage people you wouldn't have in your home. I mean people who belong in a medieval oubliette.

Stuff Fauci's gnome ass in there with Dexter.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE)

106 Fauci had to know or should have known about the two sequences in Corona not found in nature but often spliced in by labs to make a virus more infectious and lethal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (cC2Lg)

107
And The Science Is Settled

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (OH5gn)

108 I don't make flop sweat, I am the flop sweat.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (bPH26)

109
I Am The Science was Anthrax's lamest song. Ended up on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (yFG1M)

110 Weird Science is now cancelled because one of the Characters said a now cancelled word

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (dKiJG)

111 >>> I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead. As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care. Stop telling me about it.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (qN57K)


Someday they're going to make gritty fantasy series about a drug-cooking wizard during a zombie attack and Katie Bar the Door!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (fpNLg)

112 Dredd was quite good. The gal in that was pretty hot and did pretty well with Urban. That kind of movie, you can lose all the other characters, but she stood up and so did Ma-ma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (PNtP0)

113

Isn't this an indictment of our entire Science society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the Science of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (63Dwl)

114
I fought the science, and the
science won-
I fought the science, and the
science won.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (iTXRQ)

115
Seriously, if he's out there with this schtick, it means his cover and the whole scam is close to being blown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (s2VJv)

116 You should all be wearing masks......

Posted by: Dr. Fuckup at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (VYjdj)

117 Maybe we will get a profound backlash against all of the elites.

Posted by: iandeal at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (EefjG)

118 Making it better than Season 2 of Westworld
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)


Good Lord, that was a stupid show. Or is? Is it still on?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (Vgw1E)

119 I thought Bill Nye was the Science Guy?

Neil DeGas Tyson might not be too pleased, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (DMUuz)

120 Is anyone else noticing a pattern that all of these OMG YOU MUST WATCH IT shows are about truly awful people? I don't just mean garbage people you wouldn't have in your home. I mean people who belong in a medieval oubliette.

Stuff Fauci's gnome ass in there with Dexter.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE)

THIS. *fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (PNtP0)

121 Game of Thrones was the biggest Girl Power show ever made.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

122 Fauci identifies as science so his/her pronoun is The Science.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (haWye)

123 Someday they're going to make gritty fantasy series about a drug-cooking wizard during a zombie attack and Katie Bar the Door!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (fpNLg)


That's probably the next Dresden novel.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (jOcSX)

124 117 Maybe we will get a profound backlash against all of the elites.
Posted by: iandeal at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (EefjG)


There aren't enough lampposts on the eastern seaboard for that orgasmic dream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (s2VJv)

125 >>>112 Dredd was quite good. The gal in that was pretty hot and did pretty well with Urban. That kind of movie, you can lose all the other characters, but she stood up and so did Ma-ma.

it was good.

tbh, I don't know why people say the Stallone one was so bad. It had its moments.

It also had the humor of the comic strip. "Eat recycled food, it's good for the environment, and it's okay for you."

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (0G13K)

126 I imagine an eternity in hell will knock this cocksucker down a few pegs.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (iydjf)

127 There are lots of branches of science. Many study human behavior. Financial auditors has its own science background. They know what to look for and what subtle details are indicative of fraud. Practical psychology, the type the police use during interviews, also have identified behaviors that indicate lying. We all have learned to recognize projection from lying Democrats.

These all come about from people recognizing patterns, making a hypothesis about human behavior, and testing that hypothesis against new cases. Science.
So what does behavior science tell you about Fauci?

Posted by: FlimFlamed at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (ZTDnL)

128 I think Fauci was misquoted.

He actually said "I am all the Sith!"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (aViol)

129 Good Lord, that was a stupid show. Or is? Is it still on?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (Vgw1E)

I think it made it to season 3, pre-Co- I mean Pre Chinese Lung AIDS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (PNtP0)

130 Fauci had to know or should have known about the two sequences in Corona not found in nature but often spliced in by labs to make a virus more infectious and lethal.
Posted by: Ignoramus


In defense, I'm in government....

Posted by: Dr. Fuckup at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (VYjdj)

131 I thought Bill Nye was the Science Guy?

Neil DeGas Tyson might not be too pleased, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Greta Von Scoldypuss

Posted by: Bruce at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (vd8XM)

132 I wanted to put this out on a whiteboard sign:

Science is Real-ly screwed up over Coronavirus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (k39e/)

133 I am the Science. Thou shalt not have any other Science before Me.

Posted by: Fauci at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (/XcZQ)

134 18 It's like those yard signs, about "In this house we believe in science"

Like it's a religion, or something
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (AwPyG)

I would put up a sign in response that says, "believing something doesn't make it true," next to one that says, "In this house we believe in peer review and replicating results."

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (Wm5SB)

135 116 You should all be wearing masks......
Posted by: Dr. Fuckup at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (VYjdj)


... over our eyes so you don't see how I scammed the world.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:54 PM (s2VJv)

136 Seriously, if he's out there with this schtick, it means his cover and the whole scam is close to being blown.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (s2VJv)

Yeah I mean all joking aside thats either a completely deranged thing to say or a completely desperate thing to say.

While I am not completely dismissing it .. I lean toward him not being completely deranged.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (UPoLF)

137 An appropriate response from Chuck Todd might have been to ask Fauci if it was "science" when he wrote in emails that masks don't do diddly or "science" when he insisted everyone including toddlers wear masks in the outdoors for over a year.

Then make the "jerkoff" gesture.

Somehow I don't think that was the follow up.

Posted by: Zek at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (5RTdG)

138
Diane Lane is a horrible actressette. Terrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (OH5gn)

139 Game of Thrones was a damn soap opera. I lasted through one episode. I loathe soap operas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (o2MD2)

140 "Climate" nonsense has been taking chunks out of freedom and prosperity for a while. It will likely be the final, decisive tool.

No doubt about it. We saw just how very effective fear-mongering proved to be during the Plandemic. Our betters are going to ratchet that up tenfold with AGW.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (W4eKo)

141 @115

I wish it would get blown faster.

Going to Hawaii (along with the rest of the world, apparently--it's booked, booked booked) and Hawaii still requires a covid test 72 hours before landing.

Now they've added a requirement that if you aren't vaccinated, they will do ANOTHER covid test at the airport when you land.

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (AwPyG)

142 Tonypete

Subic Bay Correctional Custody Barracks. Run by pissed off Marines. I sent someone there for 30 days.

He missed ship's movement to the IO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

143
The point is: Diane Lane dragged down Judge Dredd.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (OH5gn)

144 *fistbump*

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (YYlyE)

145 Ordering a set of lab coats from SG.
Maybe some pocket protectors too.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (ap+jI)

146 112 Dredd was quite good. The gal in that was pretty hot and did pretty well with Urban. That kind of movie, you can lose all the other characters, but she stood up and so did Ma-ma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:52 PM (PNtP0)

They didn't have Dredd fall in love with the Rookie and Ma Ma was shown to be just a violent Criminal regardless of gender. Also they didn't have the Rookie who was a small woman beat the crap out men twice her size.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (dKiJG)

147 Four pinocchios on the Babylon Bee satire article!

Posted by: Blue Checkmark Humorless Twit at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (YnFFY)

148 So when does Fauci start ranting about puny minds unable to comprehend his deep science, and reveal that he's Red Skull?

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (etG8u)

149 While I am not completely dismissing it .. I lean toward him not being completely deranged.

Smells like desperation to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (bSk6g)

150
It's not that she's a bad actor (she is mediocre), Diane Lane is just so boring. She kills scenes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (OH5gn)

151 Making it better than Season 2 of Westworld
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)


Good Lord, that was a stupid show. Or is? Is it still on?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (Vgw1E)

Nah, they augured it into the ground after not quite 3 seasons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (ifmtJ)

152 The X-Files was the last OMFG you have to watch this show, that lived up to it' billing, for the first 4 seasons at least.

Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man may be one of the best episodes of television since The Night of The Ropers Episode of Three's Company.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (mkseU)

153 "I don't study the science. I AM the science."

"Say. My. Name."
"Scienceberg?"
"You're damn right."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (Bmy3R)

154 >>> Is anyone else noticing a pattern that all of these OMG YOU MUST WATCH IT shows are about truly awful people? I don't just mean garbage people you wouldn't have in your home. I mean people who belong in a medieval oubliette.

Stuff Fauci's gnome ass in there with Dexter.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE)

This is why I've never seen these shows. I'm done with "world of shit" drama like the above, or animation - family guy.

But somehow the show It's Always Sunny never revolted me the same way and I liked it. I don't know what the key difference is but something important.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (fpNLg)

155 this is a good scene from dredd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T28kWBfvEA

i don't think it's overacting. I mean, it is, but it works.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

156 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCIENCE!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (iTXRQ)

157 I dont want to see a greco-nude statue of Fauchi at SPIE

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (Xih1H)

158 121 Game of Thrones was the biggest Girl Power show ever made.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

I knew a gal in College who really loved the Power Puff Girls. Huge fan and as long as I watched it with her, I thought it was pretty funny and did not feel gay watching it.

So, I am helping coordinate a new sort start up in Michigan (long story) and one of the guys on the whatsapp thread for it has as his whatsapp name 'MoJo Jojo'.

-I assumed it was a girl. Nope. Dude.

-How professional is that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (PNtP0)

159 The point is: Diane Lane dragged down Judge Dredd.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (OH5gn)

Um. Sooth...?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

160 Also they didn't have the Rookie who was a small woman beat the crap out men twice her size.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (dKiJG)

How to do strong female characters without beating Girl Power bullshit into everyone's eyeballs.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (gAFsE)

161 Fauci is The Borg,
The Borg is "Science" (Believe the Science)
so Fauci is Science


They are all One, it is like a Holy Trinity (minus the holy). But Really ... the leftist globalists operate as one ... to attack Fauci is to attack the whole Globalist Borg ... they must destroy their enemies.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (Cus5s)

162 157 Biden tells military at Mildenhall AFB that "Global Warming" is the greatest threat to the US???? What is the USAF to do? Launch Nukes at the sun ??

And Dr. Jill told him to pay attention

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (Zmnko)

163 His brain is just like a brick rocket.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (QDG3d)

164 This was the obvious outcome of Democrats first declaring that they own science and get to decide what the science says (almost exclusively contrary to the findings if actual scientist)

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (8t5fK)

165 Posted by: Zek at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (5RTdG)

Well you see science changes as more information comes in. Which is the beauty of science. Science is what I want it to be.

- fauci probably

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (UPoLF)

166
There is no SCIENCE without "I"!
There is no MAGNIFICENCE without "ME"!
There is no GOD without "DOG"!

... and doggonit, stop doubting ME!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (RCRTc)

167 Dr. Anthony Fauci is Neil deGrasse Tyson without the suntan.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (7Tokq)

168 It's not that she's a bad actor (she is mediocre), Diane Lane is just so boring. She kills scenes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (OH5gn)


Yeah, but in Dredd she was young and hot enough you didn't really notice. I didn't, anyhow.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (Vgw1E)

169 I trust Doctor Miguelito Loveless over Fauci.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

170 It's not that she's a bad actor (she is mediocre), Diane Lane is just so boring. She kills scenes.

Damn. No.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (bSk6g)

171
Wow, Rocky looks like a manlet there standing next to Armand Assante.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (OH5gn)

172 "Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable - plugged straight into Fauci."

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (iTXRQ)

173 What's even funnier is watching the useful idiots whining that nothing was found in Dr. Fukups' e-mails.

And now this....

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (VYjdj)

174 Diane Lane was a POA in Streets of Fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (mkseU)

175 18 It's like those yard signs, about "In this house we believe in science"

Like it's a religion, or something
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 04:43 PM (AwPyG)

Had lunch with someone two weeks ago who I hadn't seen in 20 years and she mentioned she was ordering one of those signs.

Didn't make me eager to have lunch again with her any time in the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (Ojki1)

176 I have Dredd on DVD. Pretty good movie I thought. And the minimal violence was so tastefully done!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (o2MD2)

177 "Desperation"? Don't get that at all. What would he be afraid of? On which planet would he have anything to fear, whatever the "revelations" might be? I'd like to live there.

Think there was some of this in that WSJ thing ace used as a post hook yesterday. OMG the consequences and backlash and biblical scourges if yadda yadda yadda.

Which country/electorate/media/planet are people talking about, because that stuff is just silly if you're talking about the US, today.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (OTzUX)

178 this is a good scene from dredd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T28kWBfvEA

i don't think it's overacting. I mean, it is, but it works.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

That's from Judge Dredd, not the vastly superior Karl Urban Dredd.

God, I forgot how much Armand Assante was chewing the scenery there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (ifmtJ)

179 In case you haven't heard it in a while, Thomas Dolby, 'She Blinded Me With Science':
tinyurl.com/39pbsxh9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (GBHAb)

180 Wow, Rocky looks like a manlet there standing next to Armand Assante.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (OH5gn)

Well he's like 5'7" IRL, so...

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (gAFsE)

181 La science, c'est moi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (oEn12)

182 Red Skull also wore a useless mask and ran unethical experiments.

Discuss.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (etG8u)

183 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (PNtP

Probably a Brony too.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (2DOZq)

184 Where is Zod when you need him?

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (HCeRP)

185 I counted at least a dozen solo face-diapered unfortunates on my way home from work today. What an unnecessary human tragedy this has all been.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (W4eKo)

186
Rocky was also in Demolition Man.

Did they remake (ruin) Demolition Man, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (OH5gn)

187 [pi]"It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Dr. Anthony Fauci's memory - any more than being back in Washington was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine."

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (iTXRQ)

188

At the last, Fauci will walk down to the docks and board the last ship out to the Oligarch Havens with his Viri Elves and with that will come the end of the Third Age...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (ND961)

189 fauchi

Policy from him: 700,000 AIDS deaths
Fubded the research that made the bioweapon, and gave bad policy on COVID-19 Wuhan:

905,289

fauchi has killed 1,605,289 people to date.

He is 0.4 % of a Hitler level killer, counting all WWII deaths as the responsibility of the bad painter. Even less if we use Mao or Stalin.

But he is right there for Pol Pot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

190 This guy is stealing my schtick. I can hardly get the media to pay attention anymore.

Posted by: Bill Nye at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (GBHAb)

191 We're talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (nI1Kq)

192 Where is Zod when you need him?
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (HCeRP)

I keep asking myself that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)

193 176 I have Dredd on DVD. Pretty good movie I thought. And the minimal violence was so tastefully done!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 04:59 PM (o2MD2)

Are you talking Judge Dredd or Dredd? I do not know how you are trying to be sarcastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (PNtP0)

194 Fauci's theme song:

Sabaton-- Carolus Rex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (gAFsE)

195 So the science is "masks are useless in protecting you"? Or is it, "wear two masks"?

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (HCeRP)

196 Since I don't like feeling nauseous, thus cannot look at the "news", is there anyone doing summaries of the idiocies being spoken/done by the vile POS playing president during his trip?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (OTzUX)

197 I thought Bill Nye was the Science Guy?
============================
Yeah. He's an MEP engineer. He runs ductwork and piping. Picks out air diffusers. Balances room loads. Does simple math to indicate air handlers. Actually, I'm not sure that PoS is even a PE. He's probably what is derisively referred to in the industry as a "draftsman" or CAD jockey. But sure, tell us about a system so complex, even the experts can't tell you if it's going to rain tomorrow, but he can tell us what the temperature will be in 15 years.
He's on my list.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (7Fj9P)

198 Diane Lane is a horrible actressette. Terrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 04:55 PM (OH5gn)


But she has a supposed sex tape out there......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Deaths for US only.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (u82oZ)

200 well, I'm cracking myself up

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (iTXRQ)

201 I like Sylvester Stallone but I always have to point out he's the worst celebrity artist / painter out there.

Terry Crews is probably the best.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

202 Nuremberg trials for the whole lot of these bastards.

It's time.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (5FCda)

203 > Game of Thrones was the biggest Girl Power show ever made.

I've definitely noticed that the Venn diagram of women who really REALLY love Game of Thrones and angry cat ladies who wear the "I think everything is problematic" uniform is a circle.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE)

204 Where is Zod when you need him?
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM


Where is SMOD when you need it?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (aViol)

205 Frost/Nixon "not illegal when the president does it" level gaffe.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (+WWsf)

206 Did they remake (ruin) Demolition Man, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (OH5gn)

Shhhhhh! They haven't noticed it yet! Quiet!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (gAFsE)

207 "Climate" nonsense has been taking chunks out of freedom and prosperity for a while. It will likely be the final, decisive tool.

My theory is that while it also profits those who invested early in the Carbon Credits scam, and it provides boundless opportunities for grifters and tyrants, the most utility from "Climate X" is that it prevents the Western economies from ever slipping into a deflationary state or to prevent an Apples to Apples comparison of goods and services when determining the rate of inflation.

Whenever there is a hint of deflation, the Powers That Be layer on more regulations, compliance, auditing and taxes so that the cost of the goods increase.

You can't ever compare something made today with something made years ago because an increasing fraction of the cost is red-tape.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (+LCoQ)

208 Xipe Totec

Did you at least get to see the boobies of Sophie
It's MUTHA***ING #pride month babaaaay Turner or that happened in later episodes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (k39e/)

209 Is anyone else noticing a pattern that all of these OMG YOU MUST WATCH IT shows are about truly awful people? I don't just mean garbage people you wouldn't have in your home. I mean people who belong in a medieval oubliette. Stuff Fauci's gnome ass in there with Dexter.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 04:51 PM (YYlyE)

This is a great comment.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (HgGBT)

210
It's all good fun, though.

The little rat man believed the politically motivated media hype, and thinks he's a godhead.

Now he's finding out that the people who pulled those media strings don't need his little rat ass around anymore. And he doesn't like that one bit.

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (yFG1M)

211 Of course Fauci is Science. Says so on the covers of all the STEM magazines like People, Time, and InStyle. Stethoscope out front should've told ya.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (aXxgO)

212
In case you missed it, I called "dr" fauci Judge Dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (OH5gn)

213 I am the God of ... Hellfire!
And I bring you FIRE!!!

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (HCeRP)

214 > La science, c'est moi

Heh. I said that last thread.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE)

215 La science, c'est moi
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
---------

Possibly...probably, the Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (GBHAb)

216 184 Where is Zod when you need him?
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (HCeRP)

Zod has retired to an isolated island in the South Pacific so that his personal natives might worship his omnipotence in a manner befitting his status.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (o2MD2)

217 I wish it would get blown faster.

Posted by: artemis


That's what she said... wait...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (nI1Kq)

218 "I am science"
_Little Tony Fauci

I am music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNk1LO8aMuA

Posted by: Floyd Tillman at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (ap+jI)

219 Someone should tell him that attacks on him are really attacks on gnomism.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (HgGBT)

220

This whole administration is a:

( ) clownshow
(X) mindfuck

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (ZNKOg)

221
This is a great comment.
Posted by: Caliban
----

Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (L47aO)

222 Did they remake (ruin) Demolition Man, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (OH5gn)


Well, no, but now that you've put the idea out there, they probably will. So, thanks.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (Vgw1E)

223 44 I had a lefty try that several months ago. "I trust the scientists (Fauci) more than I do politicians." Of course that sounds reasonable, almost, at face value. Theoretically.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (dyShS)


I trust that the scientists, doctors, and "experts" who are actually allowed past the censorious gatekeepers of the MFM and Big Tech oligarchy are Lysenkoist whores who want to crush individual liberty.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (DTX3h)

224 But she has a supposed sex tape out there......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

*perks up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (PNtP0)

225 Fauci runs away to his Scottish castle in Alberta and changes his name to No.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (QDG3d)

226 Diane Lane's Ass > Brie Larsen's Ass

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (qTBpx)

227 I knew a gal in College who really loved the Power Puff Girls. Huge fan and as long as I watched it with her, I thought it was pretty funny and did not feel gay watching it.

So, I am helping coordinate a new sort start up in Michigan (long story) and one of the guys on the whatsapp thread for it has as his whatsapp name 'MoJo Jojo'.

-I assumed it was a girl. Nope. Dude.

-How professional is that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 04:57 PM (PNtP0)


I admit I liked pretty much everything Genndy had a big part in. But I'll also say I absolutely hated the ending of 2017's CN Samurai Jack. I don't know if Genndy was involved in that.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (fpNLg)

228
"Breaking Bad" is one of those guilt-ridden pleasures. Sure, you think the meth-making teacher should get his balls cut off and in prison for what he's doing... but then the story leads you in and you end up feeling guilty cheering for the bad guy.

Enjoyed. But guiltily.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (N/gDA)

229 fauchi has killed 1,605,289 people to date.

He is 0.4 % of a Hitler level killer, counting all WWII deaths as the responsibility of the bad painter. Even less if we use Mao or Stalin.

But he is right there for Pol Pot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:01 PM (u82oZ)



Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

230
btw,

Yo, Stallonians and Staladians.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (OH5gn)

231 Did they remake (ruin) Demolition Man, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (OH5gn)

Shhhhhh! They haven't noticed it yet! Quiet!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination


Don't worry. It wasn't that good of a flick. It was kind of shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (nI1Kq)

232
( ) clownshow
(X) mindfuck
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
------

See: Power of 'And'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (L47aO)

233 201 I like Sylvester Stallone but I always have to point out he's the worst celebrity artist / painter out there.
.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

Right wing nut job.

Posted by: W at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (Ojki1)

234 Left: muhScience

Also Left: of course a Man can have a baby, why do you ask?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (C7AoT)

235 A serious Demolition Man would probably be pretty good just like Dredd was.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

236 This whole administration is a:

( ) clownshow
(X) mindfuck
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (
(X ) clusterfuck


Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (Zmnko)

237 >>>Yo, Stallonians and Staladians.


Yo.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (0G13K)

238
How many squat cobblers has Fauci created during these attacks on his integrity?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (RCRTc)

239 Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Bill Nye, the Science Guy at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (HCeRP)

240 Diane Lane's Ass > Brie Larsen's Ass
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (qTBpx)

Well, any real number of positive value is by definition greater than zero.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (gAFsE)

241 174 Diane Lane was a POA in Streets of Fire.

Word.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (Bmy3R)

242 I couldn't hear the little man, because he was clacking the steel balls in his hands too loudly.

Something about strawberries, I think.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (L9P9s)

243 Fauci runs away to his Scottish castle in Alberta and changes his name to No.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (QDG3d)

Where about in Alberta would that be?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (cSyAR)

244 Ace, have you seen this yet?

https://tinyurl.com/3w4dzp2m

Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

It was recently discovered that Rhodes, who holds a position of authority and responsibility, runs a private, "woke," left-wing Twitter account under the name "Dru."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (jOcSX)

245 Stallone did a movie called Rehab, I think. I'd never heard of it. He was an FBI agent when his wife was murdered and he became a raging alcoholic. The rehab was in the middle of frozen nowhere.

The dude that killed his wife is there and set the whole thing up.

It was actually pretty good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Science is not a person. It can't be attacked.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (cSyAR)

247 I like that Stallone did a lot of his own stunts. Then, I'm not a stuntman.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (HCeRP)

248 Don't worry. It wasn't that good of a flick. It was kind of shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (nI1Kq)

No, it is not great cinema. However, I enjoyed it and I would prefer the Woke crowd not molest it with a Bowie knife.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (gAFsE)

249 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.
Posted by: Jordan61,
-------

Went to see the dermatologist this a.m., where I learned that they had been shut down for two months because, non-essential.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (L47aO)

250 power of attorney?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (iTXRQ)

251 235 A serious Demolition Man would probably be pretty good just like Dredd was.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

Unlike Judge Dredd, I think Demolition Man works pretty damn well as is. Denis Leary. That naked chick. Hell, even whatshername is pretty ok in it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (PNtP0)

252 @186: "Did they remake (ruin) Demolition Man, yet?"

I watched a few minutes of Demolition Man on BBC America a few days ago. Turned on during the scene where Snipers is spitting profanities at the public info terminal before the cops show up to try and arrest him.

They didn't bleep anything. Just edited those words and screen time out entirely. Needless to say, it didn't just lose the comedic impact; it didn't make any sense whatsoever.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (+WWsf)

253 Party of science:

There are more than two sexes.
You can make plants into meat.
A fetus isn't alive.

Posted by: the dandy at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (X5/mo)

254 106 Fauci had to know or should have known about the two sequences in Corona
not found in nature but often spliced in by labs to make a virus more
infectious and lethal.

well, in my defense, the status reports were a bit long.

Posted by: TL;Dr. Fauci at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (sGtp+)

255 Sadly, he represents science now. Agenda driven, consensus building grant whores - who dont know how to falsify a hypothesis, develop a design of experiments, or describe their methodology so it can be replicated.

Models have morphed from tools to scope experimentation into end results that produce pretty pictures to manipulate science reporters (who barely passed high school jock science).

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (Xih1H)

256 Fauci has entered into golden calf territory. We all know how that ended.

Posted by: Jmel at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (ZvWPg)

257 Enjoyed. But guiltily.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (N/gDA)

I eased my guilt by stopping cheering for Walt around the time he let Jane die and cheering for Jesse instead.

Jesse became this Jesus-like figure by the end. Even his name, which comes from Jesu. But the beard, the woodworking thing, the (in his own clumsy way) attempts to atone for his sins and the sins of others...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (Bmy3R)

258 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

Suicides and ODs of people unable to get support they needed as well. And then all the people broken whose deaths are yet to come.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (Ojki1)

259 I feel the same way about Breaking Bad. Also Walking Dead.
As well as Game Of Thrones. I don't care. Stop telling me about it.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 09, 2021 04:41 PM (qN57K)

I binged watched Breaking Bad with my family summer of 2014 I think. I was not originally interested (drug dealer?) but I got pulled in because at first you're thinking about the ethical issues and then you're enjoying all the action and power plays. And the filming (the framing of shots) was really well done.
But yar, no interest in Game of Thrones or Walking Dead. Sort of like I enjoy Survivor but could never get into Big Brother.

Posted by: Iris at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (DibdT)

260 Wow, Fauci is now claiming to be the great "I AM."

This does not end well for Fauci.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (2SdPm)

261 Jordan61, I am the 30%

Good point. The number gets larger.

He is a sociopath, and a killer.

Not science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

262
*perks up*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 05:03 PM (PNtP0)


I can't tell if it's her or a deep fake, but xHamster has it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Went to see the dermatologist this a.m., where I learned that they had been shut down for two months because, non-essential.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Melanoma - no essential, the WuHan sniffles essential

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (Xih1H)

264 L'Science, est moi!

-Antonio Fuuci

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 09, 2021 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

265 I can hardly wait for the new woke Demolition Man. Because they will rewrite the definition of suck with it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (o2MD2)

266 252 I watched a few minutes of Demolition Man on BBC America a few days ago.
Turned on during the scene where Snipers is spitting profanities at the
public info terminal before the cops show up to try and arrest him.

last time i watched it on the beeb, they cut out the thing about the three shells and him cursing at the infraction vendor to acquire toilet paper. except they left in the line about "he doesn't know how to use the three shells", but that line no longer referred to anything.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (v3pYe)

267 The Fauci/Todd Consummation gonna be a hoot on pay per view.

Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (r4sI4)

268 I had a lefty try that several months ago. "I trust the scientists (Fauci) more than I do politicians." Of course that sounds reasonable, almost, at face value. Theoretically.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (dyShS)


Did you ask lefty how s/he discerned the difference?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (vkS2Z)

269 'I am the god of science and I bring you FLU!'

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (0OP+5)

270 I barely know where that state is. [ Alberta ]

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (QDG3d)

271 I doubt this is bothering the science worshipping ladies who view Fauci as their Science Daddy. You know, the ones wearing a mask still. By themselves. In their car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

272 244 Ace, have you seen this yet?

https://tinyurl.com/3w4dzp2m

Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

It was recently discovered that Rhodes, who holds a position of authority and responsibility, runs a private, "woke," left-wing Twitter account under the name "Dru."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 05:06 PM (jOcSX)

Oh, someone just got himself on the short list to be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

273
Science is not a person. It can't be attacked.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


It can't be reasoned with. It can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (OH5gn)

274 I had a lefty try that several months ago. "I trust the scientists (Fauci) more than I do politicians." Of course that sounds reasonable, almost, at face value. Theoretically.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 09, 2021 04:45 PM (dyShS)
-------------

I see lefties go for a really high bar when making comparisons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (2SdPm)

275

Fromt he guy sitting in the stands next to his friends while not wearing a mask...and also setting up the lab that unleashed this shit on us.

Ayn Rand would approve of his shitbag character.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (NuVOb)

276 Unlike Judge Dredd, I think Demolition Man works pretty damn well as is. Denis Leary. That naked chick. Hell, even whatshername is pretty ok in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (PNt

Oh I liked it well enough but it tried to be comedic and did a much better job than Judge Dredd did. I just think it's ripe to be made darker and more serious.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (2DOZq)

277 Fauci would have made a good Inquisition priest.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (+WWsf)

278 And the government bowed and prayed,
Before the Fauci God they made.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (BvNzB)

279 Note that even the reactions to the idiot lt. col's stupid comments use the "inclusion" nonsense. Pathetic.

Knew the country was dumbing down but how did the airhead racism contaminate all the institutions so completely, so fast?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

280 Hey, what am I, some scarf model?

-- Dr. Birx

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (HCeRP)

281 I can hardly wait for the new woke Demolition Man. Because they will rewrite the definition of suck with it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:09 PM (o2MD2)


In the woke version, Stallone is the bad guy -- a real brute.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (AiZBA)

282 A career bureaucrat is always going to be much more of a politician than a scientist.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (Bmy3R)

283 Mr. Aspirin Factory, let's just go with mindfucking clown show. That'll cover it.

Posted by: April at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (OX9vb)

284 I was waiting for Arthur Brown to show up.

Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (r4sI4)

285
Unlike Judge Dredd, I think Demolition Man works pretty damn well as is. Denis Leary. That naked chick. Hell, even whatshername is pretty ok in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Rob Schneider is her name.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:11 PM (OH5gn)

286 'Because you did not love aids.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (0OP+5)

287 Science is always just over your left shoulder.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

288 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

Oldspeak: Unit Cohesion
Newspeak: "Diversity"

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)

289

Is this the same motherfucker that was all over tv day after day?

And the little shit talked of himself in the third person.

Is it SIGHENCE to write a fucking autobiography? IS that the science of making a buck?

Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (NuVOb)

290 We need a separation between science(ism) and State.

Posted by: 13times at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (K3B2k)

291 @226: "Diane Lane's Ass > Brie Larsen's Ass"

Just you wait until you see Brie's feet!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (+WWsf)

292 Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 09, 2021 05:10 PM (BvNzB)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (k39e/)

293
She was covering her hickeys.

Actually, Brix was a Satanist and a Vampire cult groupie and her "kink" was to get bit on the neck, hence the scarfs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (OH5gn)

294 Science is what you have left when you take away everything else.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

295 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)
------------------------------

That number will be explosive but we won't notice it until 2- 20 years from now, or however long undetected cancers decide to present themselves. We're lucky if the CDC reports the "sudden increase" in various diseases in the next decade.

Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (6CtMt)

296 Colorado Alex in Exile

That dude is a battalion Commander in the 4th Infantry Division.

Say good-bye to unit cohesion.

The CSM of the Army is looking into this.

All prior to his relief for cause.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (u82oZ)

297 Over the last year and a half I listened to a lot of real science guys/gals, and they could easily talk over my head, and did ... but also tried to make things clear.


Fauci was always just a little con man ... he used one dumb analogy after another, changing by the week. I don't believe he has the capacity to debate any of the real science folks ... he's been a salesman for Gates and other oligarchs for 40 years.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2021 05:13 PM (Cus5s)

298

"Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes"

Pronouns in bio.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (NuVOb)

299 Science is something you find stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

300

It seems to have stopped being science some time ago, this is now politics

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (bTQ72)

301 And Mephostophiles did appear and said "Fausci, Fausci, the devil wants your soul!"

And Fausci replied: "I'll do it for a hundred hits each on CNN and MSNBC and a coupla dozen op-eds. Oooh, and a book deal! I want a book deal. And a baseball game! I get to throw the first pitch!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (Bmy3R)

302 288 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

Oldspeak: Unit Cohesion
Newspeak: "Diversity"
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)

Some one is going to get Chip Dillard'd.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (Ojki1)

303 Science is whatever the state actors say it is comrades! Get with the game!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

304 JM in Florida

Horde mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (u82oZ)

305 So Mr Science is what I say it is has spoken.
Fk him with a cactus

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)

306 244 It was recently discovered that Rhodes, who holds a position of
authority and responsibility, runs a private, "woke," left-wing Twitter
account under the name "Dru."

was a book about 1912, "philip dru: administrator". technocrat named philip dru gets elected president, takes over everything, fixes everyones' problems using socialism, and the world lives happily ever after. supposedly a favorite book of woodrow wilson.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (sGtp+)

307 Fauci's book got scrubbed from major book retailers a week ago. Maybe that's why the goblin's gone wild.

https://fxn.ws/3w98kkN

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

308 "They are attacking me! Wahhh!" - Fauci

"Pussy." - PDT

Posted by: Roy at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

309 Science is a dark wet hole.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

310 I think it was Steven Crowder who said he wished he loved anything as much as Anthony Fauci loved being in front of a camera.

Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (6CtMt)

311 You know the day Stallone dies, they will do a "origin of Rambo" story of him as a kid to see what made him into such a horrible violent brute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

312 Genndy is working on an animated R-rated comedy for Sony called FIXED. It's about a dog in love with the poochette next door. The movie starts with him finding out he's getting tutored, I mean neutered, the next day. The movie chronicles his last night with functioning puppy makers.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (fpNLg)

313 Sorry, it wasn't Rehab. It was called D-Tox.

I thought it was pretty good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

314
so let it be science
so let it be done

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)

315
Wait, isn't it against Federal Law and against military code to Discriminate or Disparage people of a particular race??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (OH5gn)

316 1:44 video clip, Alex Baldwin, 'I AM God'


tinyurl.com/rwys5be2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (GBHAb)

317 >>>FAUCI: ATTACKS ON ME ARE ATTACKS ON SCIENCE<
>This just means that Tony Baloney, the Monster, plans to kill more people.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (7Tokq)

318 f'd

No. That's Tank Abrams. Did I just write that?

I need Zoot to tell me I am naughty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (u82oZ)

319 I *AM* the Science!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Dredd at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (9Fwwf)

320 'Alec', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2021 05:17 PM (GBHAb)

321 Science will find you when you need it most.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:17 PM (Tnijr)

322 Oh, someone just got himself on the short list to be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Posted by: Bete

Below the zone O-6, unless a R Senator puts a hold on him - he will be a General

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:17 PM (Xih1H)

323 "Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes"

Pronouns in bio.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 09, 2021 05:14 PM (NuVOb)

"Sir," "Asshole," "Lt. Col. Asshole"

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 05:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

324

4. ...unless Tony Fauci says otherwise.

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (ELgVT)

325 In Ontario, of all places - and it was in the first few months of the lockdowns - a public health official already had an estimate for cardiac-related deaths attributable to the interruption in diagnosis and care from the hospital/medical situation.

A data scientist on the twatters had an estimate of deaths and other things reasonably attributable to the response to C19 going back to last spring. He was pretty thorough and serious about it. Haven't checked his stuff in a long time.

Anyway - yes, of course there are pretty good estimates of the damage done by deferred diagnosis and care for the major categories of health problems. So these formulas can be applied here.

But remember - the best part is, there's no evidence the lockdowns changed C19 outcomes, at all. Unless I've missed the compelling analysis of data showing it. All I've seen is no correlation, outcomes varying only by other factors, not "policies", and patterns typical of any epidemic.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (OTzUX)

326 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

You silly. We are beyond all that, if you are in the Religious Left. They are a cult and more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (u82oZ)

327
Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

He also reportedly added that only .01 percent of racist accusations are false, and that he would always believe someone coming forward about an uncomfortable situation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

328 If you give Science a motorcycle, it will crash and die.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (Tnijr)

329 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry -
"Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if
you're white, you're the problem.


Lets play frag the racist LTC.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (gmo/4)

330 Science is a verb, not a noun. The woke morons have made it into something it isn't. You do science as a practice. It isn't something to believe in as an act of faith, because people do science, it is far from infallible. People fuck up, and people fucking up produce fucked up results. Calling fucked up results science is just stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (o2MD2)

331 Fauci's book got scrubbed from major book retailers a week ago. Maybe that's why the goblin's gone wild.

https://fxn.ws/3w98kkN
Posted by: bonhomme

What about his million dollar 'award' ?

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (Xih1H)

332 Someday we will have the courage to call out the real racists.

Posted by: LTC Rhodes at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (j9YyW)

333 Megalomania gone to his head from all the Leftists thinking this bastard can walk on water.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)

334 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

He also reportedly added that only .01 percent of racist accusations are false, and that he would always believe someone coming forward about an uncomfortable situation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

He should be relieved for mental illness.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (2DOZq)

335 Yeah, those votive candles were a great idea.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

336 1:44 video clip, Alex Baldwin, 'I AM God'


tinyurl.com/rwys5be2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., metc. at June 09, 2021 05:16 PM (GBHAb)



And with that, Baldwin took that role and lived it for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Fauci's book got scrubbed from major book retailers a week ago. Maybe that's why the goblin's gone wild.

https://fxn.ws/3w98kkN
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)


Is that the one that's only like 80 pages long?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)

338 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

Oldspeak: Unit Cohesion
Newspeak: "Diversity"
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)


Also Oldspeak: Out of Many, One.
Newspeak: F** Whitey.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

339 "An attack on the king's scientists, is the same as an attack on the king himself."

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

340 Science is a lot like baseball.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

341 LTC Rhodes

We will keep an eye on your career, champ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (u82oZ)

342 I assume Andrew Rhodes is a self hating white man ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (2DOZq)

343 Why bother with vaccines, masks or even gain of function research? Apparently Fauci can declare something and the Universe rearranges itself to his liking.

Masks? Well, today science says....two and a half masks. Unless you are Science, then your very presence acts as a powerful local anti-viral. Come forth my children and bath in the glow of the One, True Fauci and be cured of all your ills.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (hwui4)

344 And with that, Baldwin took that role and lived it for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)



HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)

345
I don't know if "colonel" andy rhodes is black or white, but I am 100% certain he is a Sodomite.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (OH5gn)

346

Lets play frag the racist LTC.
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (gmo/4)


But Pat Tillman was the one killed by his own troops.......Seems, back asswards.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

347 Need to do a photoshop with Neil DeGrasse Tyson as Blaster, and Fauci as Master. Maybe Bill Nye dressed up like Tina Turner.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (wAnMi)

348 Sorry, it wasn't Rehab. It was called D-Tox.

I thought it was pretty good.


I'll look for it tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (bSk6g)

349 Science is a verb, not a noun. The woke morons have made it into something it isn't. You do science as a practice. It isn't something to believe in as an act of faith, because people do science, it is far from infallible. People fuck up, and people fucking up produce fucked up results. Calling fucked up results science is just stupid.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Science is a process defined by failure, it progresses everytime an experiment falsifies a hypothesis.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (Xih1H)

350 ...she blinded me with Fauci? No, that is really fucked.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (DMQdU)

351 Cry more, Mengele. And fuck F Chuck Choad too.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (y7DUB)

352
was a book about 1912, "philip dru: administrator". technocrat named philip dru gets elected president, takes over everything, fixes everyones' problems using socialism, and the world lives happily ever after. supposedly a favorite book of woodrow wilson.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain


That sounds like Gabriel Over the White House.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

353 You can freeze Science and keep it for when guests come over.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Tnijr)

354 I am the ass man, I am the science, koo koo kachoo

Posted by: Fauxhe at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (/6GbT)

355 What is it with these short little dweebs being full of themselves?

First, it was Bob Costas.

Then, it was George Stephanopolous.(no idea if I spelled that name correctly, nor do I care enough to look it up)

Now, Fauci.

Why are these evil little men put on pedestals like this? I mean heck, I know they need pedestals in order to look the rest of us in the eye, but, still....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (2SdPm)

356 >>> Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

Oldspeak: Unit Cohesion
Newspeak: "Diversity"
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 09, 2021 05:12 PM (HCeRP)


I'm betting LTC has some very interesting things in his history that he's hoping he won't get canceled for. His mannerisms are that of a hostage.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (fpNLg)

357 Dennis Prager talks about a Bible passage about Doctors who think their Gods.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Cxk7w)

358 People need to get over the illusion that military officers are automatically lovers of freedom. They work and rise in an environment that is top down command, where their underlings can be legally punished for disobeying them. Once they pin stars on they're basically administrators and politicians.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (gAFsE)

359 I AM Planetarium Tours!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (DMQdU)

360 sorry I'm late, I was trying to pick myself off the floor from laughing so much, but every time I saw the headline again, there I was, on the floor laughing...

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Rbu5d)

361 NaCly, you really think that idiot will be relieved? From the limited amount I've been exposed to about the SecDef and the rest of the new crew, this kind of vile moronic racism is who they are - why should he be relieved?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (OTzUX)

362 but it had dragons
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 04:43

And rape, incest, politics, and rape.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (OssQ4)

363
I'll look for it tonight.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 09, 2021 05:20 PM (bSk6g)


It does have some slow spots, but not enough to make me stop watching it. I liked it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

364 St. Anthony Fauci believes the he has been appointed the "Pope:" of Science.

Well that's what the little weasel thinks. But if you consider what the little runt has actually done he's the Grand Kleagle of the Korrupt Kakistocracy that inhabits the Swamp.

I don't think the dude is smart enough to change a lightbulb without assistance.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2021 05:22 PM (NVDjf)

365 Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

He should have been behind the firing line, not in front.

I admire his courage, But judgement in combat counts too.

Lots of Blue on Blue. Even today. We bombed Canadian troops a while back, in AF.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:22 PM (u82oZ)

366 280 Hey, what am I, some scarf model?



-- Dr. Birx

well, you're certainly not youtube's grumpy physicist, who occasionally lectures us with high beams.

Posted by: i can't define science, but i knows it when i sees it at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (sGtp+)

367 And rape, incest, politics, and rape.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (OssQ4)

You said rape twice.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (gAFsE)

368 Fauci's book got scrubbed from major book retailers a week ago. Maybe that's why the goblin's gone wild.

https://fxn.ws/3w98kkN
Posted by: bonhomme


Goblin's Gone Wild sounds like a great VHS series. Need to have Fauci in a halter top and a mask as a thong, doing a carwash, rubbing his chest on the windshield (as seen from inside).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (wAnMi)

369 Thursdays are 2 for 1 Science

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (Tnijr)

370
Fauci looks pissed. He's rattled, nobody is ever supposed to review what he's done and said, this unprecedented situation doesn't compute.

I hope he scores some more, even better own-goals. Maybe as his allies abandon him, he'll turn on them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (BCs5a)

371 sorry I'm late, I was trying to pick myself off the floor from laughing so much, but every time I saw the headline again, there I was, on the floor laughing...
Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Rbu5d)


You shoulda been in the last thread, with the comments about the 400 lb yoga instructor...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)

372
You said rape twice.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (gAFsE)


There's a recovery time required.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

373 367 And rape, incest, politics, and rape.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (OssQ4)

You said rape twice.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (gAFsE)

I like rape.

Posted by: George RR Martin at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (Ojki1)

374 rhomboid

Bad publicity is kryptonite in all services.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (u82oZ)

375 Watched the movie "71" again. In my opinion we seem to be approaching that situation as an entire society.

Posted by: Floridawp at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (A9jwk)

376 Do not take Science if you're allergic to Science.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

377 You said rape twice.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (gAFsE)


Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (wAnMi)

378 [io]
You shoulda been in the last thread, with the comments about the 400 lb yoga instructor...
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)


To be fair, you don't have to touch your toes if you can't see your feet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

379 People need to get over the illusion that military officers are automatically lovers of freedom.


I was. But that was 1975 - 1986.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

380
Out: Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

In: Fauci Certainty Principle.

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (9Jfas)

381 Fauci didn't kill himself.
Learn it, love it, repeat it.
It's coming.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (FtJ1S)

382 I'm betting LTC has some very interesting things in his history that he's hoping he won't get canceled for. His mannerisms are that of a hostage.
Posted by: banana

liberal trophy 2nd wife

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (Xih1H)

383 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

I guess he is trying to position himself to fast track to a flag officer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (w/5Ba)

384 This is what happens when our betters are shown to be, well not all that better than retards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (3H9h1)

385 Nobody will read Fauci's book, just like it seems Fauci didn't read his own emails.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

386 You said rape twice.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM

I like rape.

Posted by: George Rape Rape Martin at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (OssQ4)

387 Science is why we have baking soda/vinegar volcanoes

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (iTXRQ)

388

I was. But that was 1975 - 1986.
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (gmo/4)


Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

389 356 Would seem to be a self hating white guy or mother fkin Communist
Not sure which,.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (Cxk7w)

390 "Breaking Bad" was made so TV fans would shut up about "The Wire."

Posted by: Buford T. Justice at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (d6jw5)

391 Nobody will read Fauci's book, just like it seems Fauci didn't read his own emails.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------

Fauci is barely scraping by on 400K a year, so, was looking to launder some grift back into his pocket with a sweet sweet book advance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (2SdPm)

392 Stand back, man! I'm a scientist!

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (S6ArX)

393 Scienceology.

Like Scientology, only more risible and cultish.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (6FeV1)

394
Reminder: A year ago when the Democrat primaries were showing that ALL D candidates were very unpopular, the Left fantasized about a Cuomo/Fauci ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (OH5gn)

395 I AM Planetarium Tours!
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at June 09, 2021 05:21 PM (DMQdU)


Must mean Bill Nye is the Saturday night Laserium show at the Planetarium. PINK FLOYD MAN!

Nye: "There is no dark side of the moon really..."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (wAnMi)

396 Vanya it's pretty bad. Some of the most vile nonsense in recent years has come from former senior brass (Hayden, McRaven, McWhatshisname, frmr Afghanistan commander). And look how poorly Mattis turned out. And going back a ways, Zinni became kind of a nutcase on certain topics.

What is sad is that "veteran" has any influence on voters when it comes to candidates. Completely ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

397 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.

I think if that, and suicides from misery and loneliness are added up to the actual Wuhan Flu deaths, you get a number pretty close to what has been reported worldwide as being from this crud. But only about 30% of it or less from the actual crud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

398 I hope he scores some more, even better own-goals. Maybe as his allies abandon him, he'll turn on them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM


Now, some people have problems with scorched-earth type encounters that decimate all principals. Not me. Not this time. Bring it on.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (N/gDA)

399 "Breaking Bad" was made so TV fans would shut up about "The Wire."
Posted by: Buford T. Justice at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (d6jw5)


The movie with Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

400 >>> Do not take Science if you're allergic to Science.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)


Speak to your Fauci to see if Science is right for you.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (fpNLg)

401 And now for something completely different:

Ron Wyden and Jennifer Rubin -- Identical Twins Separated at Birth?

Wyden (goes to HotGas, sorry)--> https://is.gd/6Y5pw0

Rubin --> https://is.gd/GLAp4v

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (PiwSw)

402 Thanks Trump for keeping Fauci on.

Posted by: Hylian at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (YsTC1)

403 I guess he is trying to position himself to fast track to a flag officer.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

OSD

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (Xih1H)

404 327
Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.

He also reportedly added that only .01 percent of racist accusations are false, and that he would always believe someone coming forward about an uncomfortable situation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Unless they are white.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (aCA+T)

405 Oh, I guess that was Bird on a Wire.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

406 Fauci can take his god complex and shove it up his ass. The fuckwad is a mass murderer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (jTAEp)

407 >>> "Breaking Bad" was made so TV fans would shut up about "The Wire."
Posted by: Buford T. Justice at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (d6jw5)

The movie with Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)


I think a bird was involved.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (fpNLg)

408 Doesn't really apply to Fauci, but I think this is funny.

Meet the Medic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (gAFsE)

409 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.

I think if that, and suicides from misery and loneliness are added up to the actual Wuhan Flu deaths, you get a number pretty close to what has been reported worldwide as being from this crud. But only about 30% of it or less from the actual crud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Kid suicides?

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (Xih1H)

410 What a MO. Attach yourself to some beyond reproach thing...and say that's what you are. Any criticism toward you is criticism toward that unassailable, respected thing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (O+I8R)

411 385 Nobody will read Fauci's book, just like it seems Fauci didn't read his own emails.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

But Disney will make nine Fauci and Furious movies that will sell-out in China (SWIDT?).

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (9Jfas)

412 This fucker is getting throat punched if I ever get close enough to reach him..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 09, 2021 05:29 PM (+ldAm)

413 That doctor is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are wearing two masks.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)

414 410 What a MO. Attach yourself to some beyond reproach thing...and say that's what you are. Any criticism toward you is criticism toward that unassailable, respected thing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:28 PM (O+I8R)


Black Lives Matter!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

415 This fucker is getting throat punched if I ever get close enough to reach him..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM-

Youll have to punch down

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 05:29 PM (Xih1H)

416 Can Mark Dice use a ranting Daffy Duck impression to record voice-overs of Fauci?


The Science is mine I tell you! MINE! MINE! MINE! Aahaahaahahahahha!!!!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (Nf3zW)

417 239 Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Bill Nye, the Science Guy at June 09, 2021 05:05 PM (HCeRP)

--------------
When compared to mine, your show was lame.

Posted by: Beakman at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (TNyrE)

418 Fauci went into government service to avoid Vietnam and also because he knew he was a mediocre doctor at best. Decades later he fell in love with his own press. The results are predictable.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

419 Ace is Blog.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (QDG3d)

420

Throw a shoe at him!

Posted by: GWBushie at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (vzKmu)

421 We're gonna need a bigger box. For Fauci to stand on!

He has cold, dead eyes, Donald. Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (Bmy3R)

422 Sponge, have you really never seen 'The Wire"?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (jTAEp)

423 Fauci should look out for the bus when he crosses roads.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (s+u6b)

424 I always liked LTC Rhodey when he was flying around as the Iron Patriot in those comic book movies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (7Tokq)

425
Fauci looks pissed. He's rattled, nobody is ever supposed to review what he's done and said, this unprecedented situation doesn't compute.

I hope he scores some more, even better own-goals. Maybe as his allies abandon him, he'll turn on them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 09, 2021 05:23 PM (BCs5a)


He's lucky the homos are too mentally unstable to figure out how much he contributed to the AIDS death count.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (y7DUB)

426 When compared to mine, your show was lame.
Posted by: Beakman at June 09, 2021 05:30 PM (TNyrE)

Beakman had toasty lab assistants.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (o2MD2)

427 393 Scienceology.

Like Scientology, only more risible and cultish.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:26 PM (6FeV1)

------

At least Fauci doesn't have a cult following.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 05:32 PM (9Jfas)

428 THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS THAN FAUCI!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 05:32 PM (I/nbA)

429 Science is why we have baking soda/vinegar volcanoes

--

Science is Peter Brady!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:32 PM (O+I8R)

430 Good grief, I live with a narcissistic sociopath and even he's not *that* bad.

Posted by: pookysgirl does not worship The Science at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (XKZwp)

431 426 Beakman had toasty lab assistants.
sure, but the especially toasty one turned out to be a lesbian.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

432 Go Mask Alice. She's got the Ro!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (Bmy3R)

433 Two masks.

Two, fucking, masks.

"You don't need a mask for this, stupid peasant! OK, fine wear a mask. YOU MUST WEAR A MASK OR WE'LL ALL DIE! Uhhh... how about two masks?"

How does anyone take this fucking crackpot seriously?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (6FeV1)

434 These scum truly believe they are superior.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (r1z5A)

435 Science. It's mountain grown.

Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (r4sI4)

436 Good grief, I live with a narcissistic sociopath and even he's not *that* bad.
Posted by: pookysgirl does not worship The Science at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (XKZwp)

I'm kinda hoping you're talking about your cat or something.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (gAFsE)

437 I saw the Pink Floyd Laser show at Griffith Park in like '77, we saw a pimp beating one of his ho's at the Pioneer Chicken on the way. We were so baked.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (uwc6D)

438

Pork Chopsh and Appleshauce!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (OH5gn)

439 Beakman had toasty lab assistants. Posted by: Xipe Totec

Except for the rat.

Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (ND961)

440 I grew up in the military and was a soldier for six years. It is about as socialist as you can get. I remember wondering what the heck did all those civilians actually have to do.
I was a democrat through Humphrey. Then I had to get a job.

Posted by: Javems at June 09, 2021 05:34 PM (8SSHh)

441 418 Fauci went into government service to avoid Vietnam and also because he knew he was a mediocre doctor at best. Decades later he fell in love with his own press. The results are predictable.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Yep. You can fake it to make it in the US Federal Bureaucracy. Fauci slithered around and always failed upwards. Lots of those types in the Government.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 05:34 PM (aCA+T)

442 436 Good grief, I live with a narcissistic sociopath and even he's not *that* bad.
Posted by: pookysgirl does not worship The Science at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (XKZwp)

I'm kinda hoping you're talking about your cat or something.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (gAFsE)

I was thinking it might be a young child. But you never know.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 05:34 PM (z5Vrg)

443 FAUCI: ATTACKS ON ME ARE ATTACKS ON SCIENCE ITSELF

Well sign me up. Ready for the bayonet charge captain.

Posted by: Picric at June 09, 2021 05:34 PM (3QnyK)

444 Justin Hart was an occasionally amusing gadfly the last year. When the idiot governor and cretins posing as "public health officials" scare-mongered at holiday time about ICU capacity, he busted them (ICU capacity is reported daily to HHS, it's public info - oops). Of course even that issue left aside the surge capacity built into the system, for which the taxpayer has paid enormous sums over the years.

But I suspect one person I know is now estranged because I quickly (and correctly) debunked the governor's stupid lies about the situation - this person, probably fairly typical for most, thinks the "news" is actually the news, that govt. officials aren't cretinous liars, and has never considered thinking for himself or finding information on his own.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:34 PM (OTzUX)

445 Ok, then hang science.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (KnJdm)

446 the especially toasty one turned out to be a lesbian

Got pics?

Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (ND961)

447 Sponge, have you really never seen 'The Wire"?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (jTAEp)



Nope. Should I?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

448
Try new ScienceLite™
only half the fact of regular science

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (iTXRQ)

449 When it comes to Science!, Fauxi<Beaker(muppets)

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (/6GbT)

450 435 Science. It's mountain grown.
Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 05:33 PM (r4sI4)


Meet Dr. Juan Valdez and his donkey Fauci!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:36 PM (o2MD2)

451 Try new ScienceLite
only half the fact of regular science
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (iTXRQ)

These cretins couldn't be 50% right if you asked them for their first and last names....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (6FeV1)

452 'sir or madam would you read my book, it took me days to write, will you take a look? based on a novel about a man like me cause he acts like a learned chimpanzee.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (0OP+5)

453 Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Rhodes, commander of the 1-8 Infantry - "Fighting Eagles", has a message for all serving in the military: if you're white, you're the problem.
He also reportedly added that only .01 percent of racist accusations are false, and that he would always believe someone coming forward about an uncomfortable situation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2021 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

He should be relieved for mental illness.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:19

Rhodes made a mistake, he meant to say only .01% are true. did anyone ask him about his phony baloney stat, as to where it came from? Of course not. Yep, Just... he needs to be committed if he is that delusional.

Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (55Qr6)

454
I know a lot of people don't go in for the "everything is bleak and broken and everyone is a horrible piece of human debris" genre, but I'll make an exception for The Wire. I mean, if you're making a show about Baltimore, how else are you going to do it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (yFG1M)

455 Sponge, YES.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (jTAEp)

456 Well those test reloads aren't going to assemble themselves, so I'll depart - ace's cue to put up some post of high interest.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

457 Sponge, have you really never seen 'The Wire"?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:31 PM (jTAEp)


Nope. Should I?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)


It's very well done. Even I've seen it...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (y7DUB)

458 Lol. A cicada landed on Biden and scared him. It thought he was a corpse to munch on.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (MKu/Q)

459 449 When it comes to Science!, Fauxi
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (/6GbT)


Fauci? I crap bigger than you.

Posted by: Bunsen N. Honeydew at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (PiwSw)

460 "I've worked in the private sector...they expect results."

Posted by: Ray Statz at June 09, 2021 05:38 PM (r1z5A)

461 311 You know the day Stallone dies, they will do a "origin of Rambo" story
of him as a kid to see what made him into such a horrible violent brute.

i'm surprised they haven't made rambo trans yet

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:38 PM (sGtp+)

462 459 449 When it comes to Science!, Fauxi
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 05:35 PM (/6GbT)


Fauci? I crap bigger than you.
Posted by: Bunsen N. Honeydew at June 09, 2021 05:37 PM (PiwSw)

Fauci eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (6FeV1)

463 Lol. A cicada landed on Biden and scared him. It thought he was a corpse to munch on.

--

He then looked at it and said, "clap for that, you stupid bastard."

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (O+I8R)

464

He is an absolute lunatic. He sees speaking gigs and book gigs and patent money drying up. The POS

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (9VFzC)

465

Tranbo!

Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (Re9MM)

466 461 311 You know the day Stallone dies, they will do a "origin of Rambo" story
of him as a kid to see what made him into such a horrible violent brute.
i'm surprised they haven't made rambo trans yet
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:38 PM (sGtp+)

Rambo Gump

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (6FeV1)

467 I always liked LTC Rhodey when he was flying around as the Iron Patriot in those comic book movies.

I wish they had done more with him, but of course they had to make Iron Patriot a bad guy in Iron Man 3.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

468 Well, I guess it's time to light science on fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (MKu/Q)

469

Something a lunatic would say for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (9VFzC)

470 Tranbo...LOL!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (O+I8R)

471
I watched every season of 'The Wire' and found it a worthwhile watch. It had its mediocre episodes, its really decent ones, and occasionally some great ones.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (N/gDA)

472 He is an absolute lunatic. He sees speaking gigs and book gigs and patent money drying up. The POS
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (9VFzC)

Next steps: Leaked sex tape and he starts an OnlyFans account.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (gAFsE)

473
i'm surprised they haven't made rambo trans yet
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 09, 2021 05:38 PM (sGtp+)

"That's Ma'ambo, motherfucker.

My friends died here, and a piece of me did too."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (yFG1M)

474 Thanks Trump for keeping Fauci on.
Posted by: Hylian at June 09, 2021 05:27 PM (YsTC1)
-------------

I, too, wish Trump had selected honest doctors/scientists, but he was pressured from all sides to go with Fauci. That being said, the spotlight on Fauci's crimes has opened the eyes of many to the clay feet of bureacratic experts. I know I'll never again trust any government health "expert."

Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (6CtMt)

475 An attack on Fauci is not an attack on science, it's an attack on Fauci. He needs to take it personally.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (cSyAR)

476 Tranbo!
Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 05:39 PM (Re9MM)


Cliff Dangler.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (ZNKOg)

477 I guess I'll have to look for it, then.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

478 Tranbo...LOL!
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2021 05:40 PM (O+I8R)

Your penis not 'spenable, Tran-bo.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (KnJdm)

479 "That's Ma'ambo, motherfucker.

My friends died here, and a piece of me did too."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (yFG1M)

Who gets to play Col. Trautperson?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (6FeV1)

480 Mentioned here a few days ago...members of the Flat Earth Society can be found around the globe.
Flat Earth because...Science!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (axyOa)

481 Fuck that arrogant POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (IHyjr)

482 Cliff Dangler.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (ZNKOg)

Demolition Manhood

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (gAFsE)

483 "Science will survive Dr. Fauci. You won't!"

Posted by: Mola Ram at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (Nf3zW)

484 La science, c'est moi!!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

485 Oh there has to be ghey bath house stories in Fauci's closet

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)

486 482 Cliff Dangler.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (ZNKOg)

Demolition Manhood
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (gAFsE)

Stop Or One Of My Moms Will Shoot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (6FeV1)

487 He's no scientist! He's a witch! Turned a bunch of people I know into sheep!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (r1z5A)

488 I'd like 5 minutes behind the gym with fauci just like in middle school

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (IHyjr)

489 482 Cliff Dangler.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:41 PM (ZNKOg)

Demolition Manhood
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 05:42 PM (gAFsE)

Chop Land

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (Ojki1)

490 Tango with Gash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (ZNKOg)

491 i haven't seen The Wire, or anything else recent.

last TV series/show i watched was "The Pacific"...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (+fZqU)

492
"Better Call Saul", imho, is far more entertaining than "Breaking Bad".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

493 Fauci is Shit and Shit is Fauci.

The Shit is settled.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (R/m4+)

494
Oh there has to be ghey bath house stories in Fauci's closet
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)

There's actually a gay bath house IN Fauci's closet. He takes The Science home with him. That's just how dedicated to the science of sciencing this scientist truly is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (yFG1M)

495 I thought that Science and Truth were opposed to each other

Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryon at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (xopIz)

496 Diane Lane is a horrible actressette. Terrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

"Lori darlin' "

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (arJlL)

497
The Pacific is newer than The Wire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (yFG1M)

498
Someone should tell him that attacks on him are really attacks on gnomism.
Posted by: Caliban


Why are we going after the gnostics, again?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

499 Oh there has to be ghey bath house stories in Fauci's closet
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)

There's actually a gay bath house IN Fauci's closet. He takes The Science home with him. That's just how dedicated to the science of sciencing this scientist truly is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (yFG1M)

So when he invited me over that one time to see his "worm farm".....


*shudder*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:46 PM (6FeV1)

500 1961 Cheyenne episode Lone Patrol had a young Dawn Wells.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 05:46 PM (0OP+5)

501 Need some help here. Abbott EO'ed that no one in the state can ask for vaccination status. Harris Methodist suspended 178 staff , without pay for two weeks and firing if they don't comply. Is HM open to a lawsuit?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:47 PM (WOVAe)

502 Why do I get a mental image that LTC what's his face, is his office playing with his toy army men like the Capt. in Stripes?

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

503 Is HM open to a lawsuit?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 05:47 PM (WOVAe)

They filed one.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 05:48 PM (2DOZq)

504 Oh there has to be ghey bath house stories in Fauci's closet

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM


Perhaps that's how he'll finally play his cards... "It is only through 'gain-of-function' research... which brave person I was, I defied American law and contracted with China to finally find a cure for AIDS. With bats. I knew the answer was waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 05:48 PM (N/gDA)

505
Clint Walker was not mort until recently.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 05:48 PM (OH5gn)

506 The Pacific is newer than The Wire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

And its older than the Atlantic

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 05:48 PM (arJlL)

507 I, too, wish Trump had selected honest doctors/scientists, but he was pressured from all sides to go with Fauci. That being said, the spotlight on Fauci's crimes has opened the eyes of many to the clay feet of bureacratic experts. I know I'll never again trust any government health "expert."
Posted by: fly gal at June 09, 2021 05:41

Yeah the govt has done such a swell job "protecting" us, kinda funny how their food pyramid edict was followed by a widespread increase in obesity and diabetes. Go figure.

Butter is bad for you, no margarine is bad for you...

Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2021 05:49 PM (55Qr6)

508 Yeah!

What he said...

Posted by: Bill Nye at June 09, 2021 05:49 PM (/4h3A)

509 Fausci spent many weeks in San Francisco bathhouses, trying to understand why all those faggots kept sucking his dick...

Posted by: Hispanic Asian Tranny Hooker at June 09, 2021 05:49 PM (REcck)

510
HE BLINDED US WITH SEANCE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

511 Leftards fuck everything up. Their morals are fucked up, their judgement is fucked up, their policies are fucked up, their worldview is fucked up, and their science is fucked up. They are batting 100%. Everything they touch turns to a steaming pile of rat dung.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 05:50 PM (o2MD2)

512 The bigger question, do you want to be a patient at Methodist, down 200 nurses?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 05:50 PM (xEIoY)

513 'If you strike me down I will become more pwoerful than you can possibly imagine...'

'Embrace the Power of Science'

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (/4h3A)

514
Yeah the whole "I needed to go wrap myself in a towel and watch some dudes plug each other in the ass to figure what AIDS was REALLY all about" was one of the funnier moments in American public life.

C'mon, lil' guy... nobody's fooled.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (yFG1M)

515 According to Dr. Fauci, attacks on him are attacks on science.

So I'd like to apologize here and now for every mean thing I've said about him, and about his groundbreaking work for Hydra.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (etG8u)

516 So, Fauci says the data changed.... no.. it didn't, you were just making both definitive statements AND Policy which affected the whole damn country, WITHOUT THE DATA TO BACK IT.

That is the opposite of science. That is called jumping to conclusions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

517 258 Are we counting people who couldn't get diagnostic tests or surgeries due to hospitals being shut down? Because we should.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 09, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

Suicides and ODs of people unable to get support they needed as well. And then all the people broken whose deaths are yet to come.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 05:07 PM (Ojki1)

Don't forget the murders, such as the woman who murdered her special-needs child b/c she couldn't get any in-home support and it drove her crazy...

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (Rbu5d)

518
There is a word for what is afoot here: Scientism. Loving science sexually is a symptom of scientism.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (Mzdiz)

519 And I thought Ozzie saying "I am Iron Man" was cool. But, "I am science" is definitely chill.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 05:52 PM (xEIoY)

520 Yeah the whole "I needed to go wrap myself in a towel and watch some dudes plug each other in the ass to figure what AIDS was REALLY all about" was one of the funnier moments in American public life.

C'mon, lil' guy... nobody's fooled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 05:51 PM (yFG1M)

I mean, some people get caught with the open browser tab in a screenshot, but not this maf'k. He went BIG with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

521 Nood

Lee Smith on Antifa

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 05:52 PM (ifmtJ)

522 >>Yeah the whole "I needed to go wrap myself in a towel and watch some dudes plug each other in the ass to figure what AIDS was REALLY all about" was one of the funnier moments in American public life.


I believe him.

Research can lead you to some crazy places.

Posted by: Pete Townsend at June 09, 2021 05:52 PM (/4h3A)

523 Yeah the whole "I needed to go wrap myself in a towel and watch some dudes plug each other in the ass to figure what AIDS was REALLY all about" was one of the funnier moments in American public life.

C'mon, lil' guy... nobody's fooled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The towel had a hole in the rear.

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2021 05:52 PM (arJlL)

524 In the beginning was the Science, and the Science was with Fauci and the Science was Fauci....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 05:53 PM (rBtIz)

525 I don't understand how people didn't see what Fauci was from moment one.

First time I saw him I was skeeved beyond belief; I was terrified. He was clearly insane and evil.

Scary.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 09, 2021 05:53 PM (j9HX3)

526 Stop Or One Of My Moms Will Shoot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:43 PM (6FeV1)

Cop a Feel Land

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 09, 2021 05:53 PM (DjiZK)

527 I am Science Man....

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 05:53 PM (6FeV1)

528
I am quite sure they lied and withheld information from Trump all through this.

I am quite certain it was known fact this thing leaked from the Wuhan lab as far back as Oct. of 2019, and the only question was if it was intentional or accidental.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 05:54 PM (Mzdiz)

529 Tango with Gash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2021 05:44 PM (ZNKOg)


LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

530 Mentioned earlier.

D-Tatch

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

531
I'd trust Doctor Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker any day over to Fauci.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2021 05:56 PM (pNxlR)

532 Oh there has to be ghey bath house stories in Fauci's closet
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 05:43

I was just there for research, believe me. My wife did and she monitors my professional ethics at the NIH (true story).

posted by Tony Fauci, pro bureaucrat, used to be a doc once many yrs ago

Posted by: Farmer at June 09, 2021 06:00 PM (55Qr6)

533 Doc Holiday, Doc Stone, Doc Kildare, even Doc Mudd, they were all more authentic than 'Doc' Fauchii.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 06:04 PM (0OP+5)

534 So this is what a propaganda machine looks like in it's final spiral.

Except, what's coming next will really suck.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2021 06:35 PM (fJ7Xp)

535 FAUCI: ATTACKS ON ME ARE ATTACKS ON SCIENCE ITSELF
So, Fauci is a priest then? This is a religious affirmation, not a scientific one.
Science is not conducted from authority. What we have is Scientism, and what our world will look like when governed by "Experts".

.

Posted by: Rodney Johnson at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (A5STV)

536 Seriously speaking, I'd hate to be Fauci when the boog starts...

Posted by: setnaffa at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (U8le1)

537 Dr. Farquaad doubling down before he gets dragged off to the Hague.

Was it "science" to greenlight GOF research in 2012 under the theory that pandemics were worth the risk?

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (k0caX)

538 Q: Dr. Fauci, did you order the gain of function?
A: You want answers?
Q: I think we are entitled to them.
A: You want answers?
Q: I want the truth!
A: You can't handle the truth! Son we live in a world of viruses. And those viruses have to be investigated by people with stethoscopes. Who is going to do that? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can POSSIBLY fathom. You weep for the dead and dying, and curse the virus. You have that luxury. of not knowing what I know. That all those deaths and all that economic destruction probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you saves lives!
Q: Did you order the gain of function?
A: You're goddamn right I did!

Posted by: Inspector kemp at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (I262G)

539 This is what the climate alarmists said about themselves way back when.

Keep an eye out. They now have a plan on how to impoverish the middle class, enrichen the ruling class and enslave anyone else.

All they'll need is a focus event to call an emergency.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (gHWbw)

540 Altho they may let certain of their number take a lot of hits they never have yet let one get brought up on charges in a court and don't let them go to jail.

Unless like Epstein they have definitive proof that other took part in their perversion. Fauci has some proof but nothing of consequence. So I doubt he'll go to jail. He'll resign or get bumped sideways until he disappears off the radar and then he'll quit with a really really big retirement fund or salary for some sinecure they arrange for them.

This is why the GOPe loses. We toss our agents out into the garbage so we can't recruit more. And all the agents that we do have belong to or paid by our enemies.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (gHWbw)

541 2 weeks of panels and poll testing and this is what they came up with to hold their base together on this issue. And th3 lib base will eat it up, yard signs and bumper stickers up/on in 3,2,1

Posted by: Lucobrazzi at June 10, 2021 04:41 AM (HFdCo)

542 "Isn't this an indictment of our entire Science society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the Science of America.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Gentlemen!"

Was it over when the Chinese Pearl Harbor-ed the whole world?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2021 09:16 AM (Ndje9)

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