Finally The Truth Comes Out: No, President Trump Did Not Order the Park Service to Clear Out the "Protesters" With Tear Gas to Do a Photo Op

Remember when Trump crossed the street from the White House to the Episcopal Church that antifa and BLM "protesters" had lit afire?

And the media -- and NeverTrump Fellow Travelers -- claimed this was a Napoleon-like "whiff of grapeshot" and Seriously You Guys Fascism.

Get this -- they lied.

I shan't believe it. I simply shannot!


On June 1, 2020, President Trump walked out of the White House and across Lafayette Park to visit St. John's Episcopal Church. The historic building had been burned the night before in violent riots that erupted in Washington, D.C.

...

Almost immediately, the Democrat-Media complex sprung into action spinning a violent narrative that claimed President Trump and AG Barr had ordered authorities to violently clear Lafayette park so that Trump could visit the church for a "photo op."

According to a report from the Interior Department's Inspector General, the mainstream media jumped to false conclusions.

"The evidence we reviewed showed that the USPP cleared the park to allow a contractor to safely install antiscale fencing in response to destruction of Federal property and injury to officers that occurred on May 30 and May 31," reads an accompanying letter from Interior Department Inspector General Mark Lee Greenblatt. "Moreover, the evidence established that relevant USPP officials had made those decisions and had begun implementing the operational plan several hours before they knew of a potential Presidential visit to the park, which occurred later that day."

And the real nail in the leftist narrative: "As such, we determined that the evidence did not support a finding that the USPP cleared the park on June 1, 2020, so that then President Trump could enter the park."

The Federalist's Margot Cleveland is 100% vindicated -- she wrote a week ago that it was DC Mayor Muriel Bowser, not President Trump, who ordered the gas.

The Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed to The Federalist that the MPD deployed tear gas on June 1, 2020, in the area of 17th and H Streets in response to "assaultive actions."

The MPD's Deputy Director of the Office of Communications Kristen Metzger told The Federalist that the tear gas was one of the crowd control tools deployed after individuals began throwing multiple objects at MPD officers, including "an incendiary device attack that seriously burned and scarred the limb of an MPD officer."

I'm sure the apologies from the Establishment Neoliberal Corporatists will be flowing like their donors' paychecks.

From June 1, 2020:

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

He's using the American military against the American people.

He tear-gassed peaceful protesters and fired rubber bullets.

For a photo.

For our children, for the very soul of our country, we must defeat him. But I mean it when I say this: we can only do it together.

Thanks to m.

11 Boy, John Sexton is going to earn his pay with all the stories other Hot Gas writers will pass of to him these days.

Posted by: Bete


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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:40 PM (Ojki1)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 02:40 PM (z5Vrg)

3 Damn, took me a while to get my shoes on. How much of a head start did Lies get?

Posted by: The truth at June 09, 2021 02:41 PM (Ojki1)

4 More than a year for the truth to be reported by these lying assholes seems to be something of a pattern.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 02:41 PM (z5Vrg)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 02:41 PM (pWrfh)

6 I have every confidence that the Lincoln Man Boy Love Project will put out a video soon apologizing for their part in this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

7 I look forward to NR's front page story about how the Media lied to them, and they're very sore about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (NWM+b)

8
The entire cocksucking Pentagon aided and abetted this hoax, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (OH5gn)

9 I've ordered my shocked face from Alibaba but they keep sending me a out-of-stock notice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (nI1Kq)

10 I'm shocked!, shocked! that our betters would lie to us.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Rvt88)

11 Boy, John Sexton is going to earn his pay with all the stories other Hot Gas writers will pass of to him these days.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Ojki1)

12 Get this -- they lied.
++++
WHAT? WHAT?

I refuse to believe this. I absolutely refuse!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Jsjd7)

13 You stupid conservatives support this totalitarian's longing for fascism!!!

Posted by: AllahPundit the True Conservative Liberal Atheist Who Votes Straight Democrat at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (0G13K)

14 I'm quite sure the Slimes will apologize. In fine print. On page 63. At the bottom.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Bmy3R)

15 So how many dozens if not hundreds of people knew the truth the whole time?

Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the media narrative.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (UPoLF)

16 We knew he didn't, it's the Democrats Propaganda Ministry that makes these claims.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Cxk7w)

17 9 I've ordered my shocked face from Alibaba but they keep sending me a out-of-stock notice.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (nI1Kq)

Sara Hoyt seems to have an endless supply, give her site a try.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)

18 Hiya

Posted by: Sassy at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (tUGnI)

19 14 I'm quite sure the Slimes will apologize. In fine print. On page 63. At the bottom.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Bmy3R)

Of the classified section.

Of a different newspaper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)

20 11 Boy, John Sexton is going to earn his pay with all the stories other Hot Gas writers will pass of to him these days.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Ojki1)

========

What makes you think that Allahpundit won't be all over this?

He was all over the same story a year ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

21 6 I have every confidence that the Lincoln Man Boy Love Project will put out a video soon apologizing for their part in this

But Trump made them do it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Bmy3R)

22
Wow, 4 consecutive "noods" in the thread below.

Historic!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (OH5gn)

23 19 14 I'm quite sure the Slimes will apologize. In fine print. On page 63. At the bottom.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:43 PM (Bmy3R)

Of the classified section.

Of a different newspaper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)

In Swahili.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Bmy3R)

24 Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the media narrative.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Who would have asked them Harry?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Rvt88)

25 >>>Get this -- they lied.

Unpossible!

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (KnJdm)

26 Press people should be openly clubbed like baby seals.

They've earned it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (F2An5)

27 Any of the Republicans in Congress ask why the Insurrections of 2020 haven't been arrested and put in solitary yet?
No? Oh that's right, no balls among the lot of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (DpkTQ)

28 21 6 I have every confidence that the Lincoln Man Boy Love Project will put out a video soon apologizing for their part in this

But Trump made them do it!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (Bmy3R)

===========

"If Trump hadn't said that he had nothing to do with the order, we would have been able to discover the truth."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (NWM+b)

29 Would it kill NR to question a report from the media?
Has spittle-flecked NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich been institionalized yet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (cSyAR)

30 The media is all lies 24/7.

Yawn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (YxVzA)

31 The moral is - go with the grapeshot since they will be accusing of that anyway.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (yP85E)

32 The entire cocksucking Pentagon aided and abetted this hoax, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:42 PM (OH5gn)

Right. Didnt the general who was with trump come out and apologize for being part of the photo op that Trumphitler made possible by violating the Geneva conventions and using nerve gas against people?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (UPoLF)

33
Really, this hoax was so important to the cocksucking Pentagon, it was part of the fake reasons that betraying cocksucker Esper resigned.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (OH5gn)

34 15 So how many dozens if not hundreds of people knew the truth the whole time?

Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the media narrative.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes



Hive mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (aCA+T)

35

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (K2SnJ)

36 hi ace.

I'm loving the Steve Winwood sidebar. I've been listening to some Winwood/Clapton stuff and it's pretty groovy. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (W2Pud)

37
Right. Didnt the general who was with trump come out and apologize for being part of the photo op that Trumphitler made possible by violating the Geneva conventions and using nerve gas against people?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (UPoLF)

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (Zmnko)

38 Wasn't there a General or high DOD official with Trump who later condemned Trump and apologized for walking with him that day?

Posted by: zmdavid at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (xqRaG)

39 Clubbing's too good for Tater. That one needs to be mashed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (Bmy3R)

40 Even Allen Ginsberg is embarrassed by the Lincoln Man Boy Love Project.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (m/Gc2)

41
Press people should be openly clubbed like baby seals.


I'm sure the EPA has rules against this sort of contamination.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (pWrfh)

42 Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or
federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the
media narrative.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

There were something like 10K sworn affidavits about election theft...how many of them have you seen interviewed by any of the big news outlets?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (DpkTQ)

43 26 Press people should be openly clubbed like baby seals.

They've earned it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (F2An5)

There's something wrong about this analogy but I can't quite my finger on it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (z5Vrg)

44
Right. Didnt the general who was with trump come out and apologize for being part of the photo op that Trumphitler made possible by violating the Geneva conventions and using nerve gas against people?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


They all backstabbed him!

And yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (OH5gn)

45 >>>I'm loving the Steve Winwood sidebar. I've been listening to some Winwood/Clapton stuff and it's pretty groovy. Thank you.

great stuff, right?

Can't Find My Way Home was my go-to breakup song for a long time.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K)

46 Should have cleared them out with a canister of grape.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (jsWA8)

47 What makes you think that Allahpundit won't be all over this?

He was all over the same story a year ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

Yeah but this time xer'd have to say Trump isn't the monster xer painted him as. No way Anal has that in xer. Xer'd sooner not adopter xeh 30th cat this weekend than do that.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

48 Every claim by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry about Jan 6 is a flat out lie.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (Cxk7w)

49 If you believe anything the MSM tells you, you are a fool and an idiot. They lie all the time about everything. So does the government.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

50 Any of the Republicans in Congress ask why the Insurrections of 2020 haven't been arrested and put in solitary yet?
No? Oh that's right, no balls among the lot of them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (DpkTQ)


This. Not even "rock stars" like Cruz and Paul can muster up the courage to say anything.

But - and I ask in sincerity, since I haven't followed - has Trump said anything? Because one would think that would be something he ought to be all over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

51 Whoops. Whoopsie. Well, I guess president Biden is ok anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (SGsGz)

52 48 Every claim by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry about Jan 6 is a flat out lie.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (Cxk7w)

That is the truth

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

53 Who would have asked them Harry?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Rvt8

Some truth in that. My larger point is that the left always dismissed things as conspiracy theories by saying that its impossible for so many people to keep a secret. Surely someone would have said something!

And here we have yet another story of no one saying anything when a demonstrably false narrative that was easily disprovable was being used for months.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (UPoLF)

54 Press people should be openly clubbed like baby seals.

Then wear the skin suits and DEMAND respect!
MUH JOORNULISMS!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (VIHhA)

55 Helen Keller could have seen that was what happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (IsERA)

56 47 What makes you think that Allahpundit won't be all over this?

He was all over the same story a year ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

Yeah but this time xer'd have to say Trump isn't the monster xer painted him as. No way Anal has that in xer. Xer'd sooner not adopter xeh 30th cat this weekend than do that.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

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No, Allahpundit is a smart, self-reflective guy who just goes where the truth is. There's nothing that should scare him away from this story. I'm sure he'll do the writeup.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (NWM+b)

57

Gas? Tell me about it!

Five refried black bean taquitos is my new absolute limit!

Posted by: Hispanic Asian Tranny Hooker at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (+K6qJ)

58 >>>No, Allahpundit is a smart, self-reflective guy who just goes where the truth is. There's nothing that should scare him away from this story. I'm sure he'll do the writeup.

boy the work is really piling up!

Posted by: J. Sexton at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K)

59 Joe Biden made the lying claim in a tweet, too.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (fVJPF)

60 Every claim by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry about Jan 6 is a flat out lie.
Yep. It was a peaceful protest with trespassing and someone stole Nazi Pelosi's novelty podium.
And we are treating it like we should have treated the antifa/BLM terror attacks of the preceding summer.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (DpkTQ)

61
Does Windwood do the song about the weeping guitar, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (OH5gn)

62 Grapeshot, media, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (3H9h1)

63 Can't Find My Way Home was my go-to breakup song for a long time.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K)


Does this mean you had a lot of breakups, or your breakups lasted a long time?

Either way is kind of sad.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (2JVJo)

64 Who would have asked them Harry?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 02:45 PM (Rvt8

Some truth in that. My larger point is that the left always dismissed things as conspiracy theories by saying that its impossible for so many people to keep a secret. Surely someone would have said something!

And here we have yet another story of no one saying anything when a demonstrably false narrative that was easily disprovable was being used for months.
======

Sadly, it could have been fear as well. They really, really like to destroy peoples' lives who dare go against them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (IytoW)

65 The moral is - go with the grapeshot since they will be accusing of that anyway.
Posted by: Gentlemen,


I for one wished that chain-shot worked as advertised.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (nI1Kq)

66
Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the media narrative.
-----
Exactly. If my office were charged in the media with enforcing some kind of authoritarian crackdown on dissent, and I were able to prove, in court, that it wasn't, I'd give a brutal presser denying everything, and then let those lying media butt-pirates keep digging the hole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (yFG1M)

67 Truth? Matters not, the plebs believe that Trump did that and that's all that matters.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (JUOKG)

68 58 >>>No, Allahpundit is a smart, self-reflective guy who just goes where the truth is. There's nothing that should scare him away from this story. I'm sure he'll do the writeup.

boy the work is really piling up!
Posted by: J. Sexton at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K)

=========

Allahpundit didn't pay his phone bill this month. That's why he's not picking up? That poor guy, just so concerned with bigger truths that he forgets to pay his bills. We should have a fundraiser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (NWM+b)

69 Allahpundit is scum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (o2MD2)

70 >>>Does this mean you had a lot of breakups, or your breakups lasted a long time?

hmm, that's a good question. I guess i mean during an extended period of breaking up, it was my go-to song.

It goes with drinking your sorrows.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (0G13K)

71 tsar becket adams has Biden's tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/3ndp82bd

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (fVJPF)

72 How is this info going to get out? The link is to a guy on Townhall, which preaches to the choir. Our national press covers this ... up with a pillow. Im an Eeyore

Posted by: Sassy at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (tUGnI)

73 No, Allahpundit is a smart, self-reflective guy who just goes where the truth is. There's nothing that should scare him away from this story. I'm sure he'll do the writeup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (NWM+b)

That spy movie this weekend broke you, didn't it. Your next movie review is going to be telling us how awesome Green Hornet really was.

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (Ojki1)

74 Some truth in that. My larger point is that the left always dismissed
things as conspiracy theories by saying that its impossible for so many
people to keep a secret. Surely someone would have said something!

Obviously all those people in the Moscow "show" trials were guilty. Who could believe a conspiracy so vast to hide all of them being innocent. I mean a bunch of them even confessed!

Posted by: Some Liberal from 1938 at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (DpkTQ)

75 Well, we were wrong, but it is Trumps fault we were wrong because he should not have gone through the park anyway. And the other things he did made it believable. And... and... and...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 02:51 PM (SGsGz)

76 More than a year for the truth to be reported by these lying assholes seems to be something of a pattern.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 02:41 PM (z5Vrg)

D-Lamp, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 02:51 PM (MY9tx)

77 Now that the narrative is out there, it will never go away. We'll be seeing this as a thing that happened years from now. Just like Russia hacking the election, and Trump hiring hookers to pee on the bed are still a thing.

Fuck, they're still saying that W had a plastic turkey for a photo op, and that was debunked the same week.

"I want to believe - so it's true."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 02:51 PM (wAnMi)

78 73 No, Allahpundit is a smart, self-reflective guy who just goes where the truth is. There's nothing that should scare him away from this story. I'm sure he'll do the writeup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (NWM+b)

That spy movie this weekend broke you, didn't it. Your next movie review is going to be telling us how awesome Green Hornet really was.
Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (Ojki1)

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Jessica Chastain is a 1.

Ava is a piece of shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

79 thanks, m. I added that.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:51 PM (0G13K)

80 something something enemy of the people

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 02:52 PM (DTX3h)

81 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

He's using the American military against the American people.

He tear-gassed peaceful protesters and fired rubber bullets.

For a photo.

For our children, for the very soul of our country, we must defeat him. But I mean it when I say this: we can only do it together.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 02:52 PM (fVJPF)

82 Yeah, let's make the DC cesspool swamp a state.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

83 Sadly, it could have been fear as well. They really, really like to destroy peoples' lives who dare go against them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (IytoW)

Preach it.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at June 09, 2021 02:52 PM (Ojki1)

84 go team!

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 02:52 PM (fVJPF)

85 The truth is the first, loudest lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 02:53 PM (4fSQf)

86 Democrats> sprung into action

Republicans>pounce

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 02:53 PM (p8Njt)

87 LOUD NOISES

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 02:53 PM (iTXRQ)

88 Juxtapose Biden's tweet from last year with the treatment the people who attended January 6th are getting.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 02:53 PM (mR6Gs)

89 >>> I'm loving the Steve Winwood sidebar. I've been listening to some Winwood/Clapton stuff and it's pretty groovy. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (W2Pud)


What's a low spark of high heeled boys?

It sounds a bit gay but I know that doesn't make sense in this context. I have the album and like the sound but I don't understand what the title is in reference to and I haven't found a good explanation in my past halfassed lazy searches.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (fpNLg)

90 87 LOUD NOISES
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 02:53 PM (iTXRQ)

==========

Here's a lamp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

91
Incidentally, the fcking church was Still Smoldering when those "peaceful protesters" were gently shooed away with harmless smoke.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (OH5gn)

92 Just try to get into the heads of people who continue to believe every lie they're told AND walk around with a god-like moral superiority complex.

What does it take to reach that point of delusion?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

93 To call this a "lie" would be a mischaracterization of what happened. Let's go over the salient part:
... the USPP cleared the park to allow a contractor to safely install antiscale fencing in response to ... May 30 ... USPP officials had made those decisions ... several hours before they knew of a potential Presidential visit to the park...

So, facts. The park was cleared. That's a fact. It was cleared to put up fencing to keep out the people and interfere with their right to protest. That's a fact. It was put up in response to the proper protest of people opposed to Donald Trump's appalling policies and behavior. That's a fact.

It is also a fact that if not for Trump's policies, there would have been no protest, no clearance, no fencing, no photo op and no conflict. No matter how you might try to spin this for Trump, he is entirely responsible for these occurrences and outcomes. The initial reporting might have contained some factual errors due to the emergent situation, but subsequent events have demonstrated that, despite those apparent errors in the details, the reporting was *essentially* correct.

Posted by: Your Kid's Journalism Professor at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (Jsjd7)

94 Hmmm... Biden Admin says they are buying 500 million Fhizer (or Phucker) vaccines to give to other countries.

Uh, doesn't Congress have to authorize that spending, or are we just not doing the Constitution anymore?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (oHd/0)

95 Helen Keller could have seen that was what happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (IsERA)

But, being a Commie, she'd have gone along with the narrative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (MY9tx)

96 So- I've lost count. How many media lies, narratives and social media RMVP censorship diktats have we burned down in the last few weeks?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (XKgKh)

97 The lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets its pants on.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (p8Njt)

98 But - and I ask in sincerity, since I haven't followed - has Trump said anything? Because one would think that would be something he ought to be all over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)


This.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

99 Republicans seize on allegation that tear gas may not have come on Trump's order.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (SGsGz)

100 My opinion is Allahpundit is a tool

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (Cxk7w)

101 92 Just try to get into the heads of people who continue to believe every lie they're told AND walk around with a god-like moral superiority complex.

What does it take to reach that point of delusion?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

=========

Theory:

They don't actually believe any of this. They are dishonest hacks and are okay with it.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

102 We can only stop Trump's rubber bullets if you donate now.

Posted by: Biden at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (inAzX)

103 >>>It sounds a bit gay but I know that doesn't make sense in this context. I have the album and like the sound but I don't understand what the title is in reference to and I haven't found a good explanation in my past halfassed lazy searches.


I thinik it's about male prostitutes being exploited by "the man in the suit" who has just bought a new car off the profit he made offf [theeir} dreams.

It could be about glam rock hopefuls , maybe

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (0G13K)

104 He's using the American military against the American people.

Like manning DC with troops and arresting people for protesting?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

105
But, being a Commie, she'd have gone along with the narrative.

From my perspective communism looks and sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Hellen Keller at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)

106 Haven't figured out how just yet but somehow this is Trumps fault.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (DB16e)

107 That poor guy, just so concerned with bigger truths that he forgets to pay his bills. We should have a fundraiser.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (NWM+b)

Maybe its poor guys and gals - there has been some speculation that Hot Gas is contracted with pseudonym Allahpundit, but that person under that pen name really has changed. I don't really see a style change over the years - its mostly early blogosphere trollism - but certainly the inability to absorb basic truths and logic are gone, if it was ever there back when this entity called "Allahpundit" had its on blog.

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (5iUNf)

108 I'm sorry, but this is no longer even worth mentioning. The basic rule is

- Event happens in the world and in response

a. media will try to figure out how to lie and blame Trump/the republicans/America/Whites,....
b. race mongers will lie and blame whitey
c. socialists will blame "captitalism"
d. gun grabbers will blame the 2nd.
(note, there will be a lot of overlap.)

None of them will be reporting "news," but instead they will treat facts like a game of madlibs where they take bits and pieces rearrange them to create a story. The story will be completely fabricated but may consist of some truthful nouns, like the location may be accurate, or in this case tear gas was used. Nothing else is true since it is all made up, and proudly so.

Then all these fake "narrative" versions will go into the great A/B filter of social media until the most compelling and destructive to their enemies pops out. This machine has become an AI of sorts (for very loose interpretation of "I") creating fiction.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (yP85E)

109 Shocking and unprecedented.
I think Ill need to pounce and seize this story, seeing as Im not a leftist..

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (vYL7p)

110 It could be about glam rock hopefuls , maybe

I think that's what its about, but male prostitutes isn't far off. High Heeled Boys refers to platform shoes, and the man in the suit is execs at record companies.

That's my take, at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

111 Does Windwood do the song about the weeping guitar, too?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (OH5gn)

He did, "My Sitar Gently Seeps". Easy mistake to make, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (MY9tx)

112 I see stairmaster Joe walked slowly up the stairs to AF1 rather than try and jog. His mommy probably told him no more running up the stairs.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

113 It took a year for his to be sorted out????

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (C7AoT)

114 Yep. It was a peaceful protest with trespassing and someone stole Nazi Pelosi's novelty podium.
And we are treating it like we should have treated the antifa/BLM terror attacks of the preceding summer.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:49 PM (DpkTQ)

Yeah. As ive mentioned many times a lot of us were watching a twitch live stream of the protest that showed 10-15 live streams from people in and around the capitol.
It was a huge nothingburger. Way less violent than any antifa or BLM protest. And when people did try to vandalize / break windows members of the crowd stopped them and accused them of being antifa.
Somehow that turned in to an insurrection to overthrow our government.
Also the cops seemingly were totally fine with everyone being inside. They were standing there watching people stream in with bored indifference.
The only time the cops sprung to action is when the plainclothes cop shot that woman in the head which clearly shocked the uniformed cops.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (UPoLF)

115 100 My opinion is Allahpundit is a tool
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (Cxk7w)

My dick is a tool. Allahpundit is a scumbag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (o2MD2)

116 Orange Man Bad still bad so lies are A Okay....
*makes racist okay sign"

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (p8Njt)

117 Can we just get to the face colander part?

All this jawing at each other is tiring.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (4fSQf)

118 PSA

I've heard it said that if you fire 00 buck at the right angle on pavement you can take out knees across a broad swath at a respectable and safe distance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (3H9h1)

119 Remember: the protest that breached the White House perimeter and forced the President into a fortified bunker under recommendation of the Secret Service was not an insurrection.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (InWLI)

120 And the beat goes on

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (ifmtJ)

121 I have gotten so used to being lied to by the media that I really expect to find out that our beloved ace is actually an Amish woman with ten kids who hides from them in the basement and pirates electricity and internet from the neighbors.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Vxu+H)

122 OT but I just got back from a county recycling operation, and they charged me $87 to dump some home electronics, particle board, 2 pieces of glass and one of those little Coleman gas cylinders


THIS is why people dump shit on the side of the road

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (iTXRQ)

123 A man would apologize, but Biden doesn't qualify. In the old West, he would have been a back shooter.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (xEIoY)

124 everything in Joe's tweet was a lie including United States government official. why hasn't Emmet AA AA Sullivan appointed a private prosecutor?

Posted by: x4 at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (oA+QO)

125 Theory:

They don't actually believe any of this. They are dishonest hacks and are okay with it.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

I'm separating the people who don't actually believe this, the MSM and such, with the people who actually do, aka, people who still watch MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

126 "I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from 'not surprise'!" is a line appropriate for here.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (a+Mub)

127 America is all about redemption. But there is no redemption for the Nazi propagandists of corporate media. They all get free helicopter rides to Venezuela.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Zny85)

128 Uh, doesn't Congress have to authorize that spending, or are we just not doing the Constitution anymore?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 02:54 PM (oHd/0)


This, like a real budget instead of continuing resolutions, just disappeared during the eight long years of Gaylord.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

129 Lol. Joe is giving a grimacing, angry speech in England.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

130 Everything about the dominant narrative that the FNM pushes is a lie.

And you can't get through to the LIVs because even when you get them sort of see one lie they have 10 other ones that have been drilled into their heads to back it up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (DpkTQ)

131 113 It took a year for his to be sorted out????
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (C7AoT)

It took an intervening US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION for this to be sorted out.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (fVJPF)

132 He did, "My Sitar Gently Seeps". Easy mistake to make, though.

"I think you mean Pina Colada Burg, a little song I wrote seven and a half f***ing years before Margaritaville was on the map. Of course you wouldn't know that since you weren't even born yet. I f***ing hate that guy! Son-of-a-son-of-a-b*tch!!!"
--Cocoanut Pete

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

133 it would be fun to unmask this Allahpundit person

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (iTXRQ)

134 @ 89:

Low Spark: https://tinyurl.com/ucm4pwp4

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (U1eOr)

135 What would be really cool is a volcano erupts and buries Pelosi under 300' feet of ash.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (p8Njt)

136 >>>126 "I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from 'not surprise'!" is a line appropriate for here.
Posted by: Thrawn

haha

or, en espanol

jaja

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (0G13K)

137 129 Lol. Joe is giving a grimacing, angry speech in England.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

==========

"All y'all be racist for what you did to Meghan!"
-Joe, bringing dignity back to American foreign policy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (NWM+b)

138 But - and I ask in sincerity, since I haven't followed - has Trump said anything? Because one would think that would be something he ought to be all over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

Probably has, but as the media won't cover Trump anymore, and Social Media silenced him... how would we know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

139 I guess it's nice they finally admitted they lied about it the whole time, but I didn't care if Trump was personally firing tear gas at those black bloc pieces of shit. They should have been firing 5.56 ball at them.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (75ZVK)

140 It took a year to sort this out, but Trump was impeached for Jan 6 within 2 weeks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (SGsGz)

141 Everything they do is a lie or a cheat. And they justify it all with OMB

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (4fSQf)

142 135 What would be really cool is a volcano erupts and buries Pelosi under 300' feet of ash.
Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (p8Njt)

Not gonna be on top of that...

She got real ugly... baby...

Posted by: Ashe at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

143 "My opinion is Allahpundit is a tool"

A hammer is a tool. Allahpundit is a douchebag. A used and thrown in a festering dumpster douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (XKgKh)

144 The troops looking at their CinC: "wtf?"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

145 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 02:48 PM (SGsGz)
-----
Hey Cat Ass - if you're still around would you mind sending me an email at the gunthread at protonmail account? Thx.

Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (MVjcR)

146 119 Remember: the protest that breached the White House perimeter and forced the President into a fortified bunker under recommendation of the Secret Service was not an insurrection.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (InWLI)

Damn good point.

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (U1eOr)

147 >>but certainly the inability to absorb basic truths and logic are gone, if it was ever there back when this entity called "Allahpundit" had its on blog.

"ability" - jeeze

The Boswell Media Corp has fired its editor for the inability to edit the CEO's ranting missives with any consistency over the last, oh, five years.

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (5iUNf)

148 Uh, doesn't Congress have to authorize that spending, or are we just not doing the Constitution anymore?
___

It's just a piece of paper when the populace and its "leaders" no longer care what it means.

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (y7B5q)

149 Can't Find My Way Home was my go-to breakup song for a long time.
It's been a long, long time since I needed one of those, but if I did, and I'd been drinking, I'd probably choose Goodbye My Lover, by James Blunt. Yeah, I'm a bit of a girl.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (v16oJ)

150 home electronics, particle board, 2 pieces of glass and one of those little Coleman gas cylinders


All of that can go in the trash here. Break the glass up, toss in the cylinder, cut the particle board down to a manageable size, and disassemble the electronics.
Hell, I'd probly send it all on the same week.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (pWrfh)

151 Good Lord. Look at Stairmaster Fail in all his angry glory. What an idiot.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (XKgKh)

152 hmm, that's a good question. I guess i mean during an extended period of breaking up, it was my go-to song.

It goes with drinking your sorrows.
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 02:50 PM (0G13K)


**fistbump** I hear that.

I used Ray Charles' "You Don't Know Me" as my breakup song.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (2JVJo)

153 Freebird!

Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (4I/2K)

154 Ovomit isn't going to like the budget thing.
Don't leave any fingerprints. Maybe Joe figures he didn't get busted for rape so he's not getting busted for anything.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (p8Njt)

155 The troops are counting down the days until they ETS or retire.

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (y7B5q)

156 Dang, a virginia tech football player kills a gay guy/tranny after a bj. I would think a gay guy/tranny would be pretty decent at it. hmm

Posted by: nckate at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (vDfNf)

157 They don't actually believe any of this. They are dishonest hacks and are okay with it.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

I think most leftists think most people are fucking idiots and they have to lie to people to get them to do the ahem right thing.
And then you have the actual idiots and low information crowd who actually believe the narratives. Im not sure how big this second group truly is though. I think most leftists are in the first category.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

158
There are many people who will continue to believe that Trump ordered a violent crackdown, that there was no violent Antifa mob only peaceful protests before Trump's walk to the church, that the church was not burned, and also that a cop was killed on January 6 this year by having his head bashed by a fire extinguisher.

All utterly false, but they will swear it's true to their dying day. A number of these people live in the DC area -- company town, don't you know.

I am dimly aware of the air-tight informational containment bubble that many people live in, and how limited and distorted their view of the world is as a result. Dimly aware. I look at crap like CNN and MSNBC for a few minutes. and imagine that's where someone gets their news. The media have gradually directed part of the population to a controlled state resembling hypnosis. Can't get through to them.


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (BCs5a)

159 151 Good Lord. Look at Stairmaster Fail in all his angry glory. What an idiot.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (XKgKh)

It's something, isn't it? He's unhinged.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

160 And all the English say together, "fucking Irish trash".

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (xEIoY)

161 Replace "Hail to the Chief" with "Lies Lies Lies" by Thompson Twins, for all public appearances of Sundown Joe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (TNyrE)

162 My opinion is Allahpundit is a tool
Posted by: Skip


In my opinion, he's a Beltway bootlick, an Acela corridor prostitute, a rent-seeking pseudo-human that is actively raping the Republic for giggle and gum.

In my opinion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (nI1Kq)

163 As Harry Reid said with a smile, "it worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (VbLoi)

164 Check your doobely-do Weasel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (SGsGz)

165 OT but I just got back from a county recycling operation, and they charged me $87 to dump some home electronics, particle board, 2 pieces of glass and one of those little Coleman gas cylinders


THIS is why people dump shit on the side of the road
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (iTXRQ)

That's ridiculous. I can dump that shit for free where I live. And the particle board, I would just burn in the burn barrel. And likely the Coleman gas cylinder, too. Might get a nice Kaboom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (MY9tx)

166 "YEAH, BUT HE STILL TOLD PEOPLE TO INJECT THEMSELVES WITH FISH TANK CLEANER!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (GvumD)

167 153 Freebird!
Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (4I/2K)


o!o

(no charge)

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (o2MD2)

168 Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You"

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (fVJPF)

169 So how many dozens if not hundreds of people knew the truth the whole time?

Odd that not a single person in the park police or DC government or federal government or working for the fence company ever challenged the media narrative.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (UPoLF)

When you think a group of bureaucrats and fellow travelers can't agree to (if not collude to) corrupt and steal a federal election, think of examples like this.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (uhPTO)

170 496, wow, thanks. I never knew what it was about.

From 496's link: Cowriter Jim Capaldi had an inscription from a very short, but tough, actor named Pollard.

Pollard and I would sit around writing lyrics all day, talking about Bob Dylan and the Band, thinking up ridiculous plots for the movie. Before I left Morocco, Pollard wrote in my book 'The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys'. For me, it summed him up. He had this tremendous rebel attitude. He walked around in his cowboy boots, his leather jacket. At the time he was a heavy little dude. It seemed to sum up all the people of that generation who were just rebels. The 'Low Spark', for me, was the spirit, high-spirited. You know, standing on a street corner. The low rider. The 'Low Spark' meaning that strong undercurrent at the street level.

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

171 The Big Band Of British Rock Stars (Sting, Mark Knopfler, Eric Clapton and Phil Collins)

https://tinyurl.com/a8cvc3rc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (Zny85)

172 I'm loving the Steve Winwood sidebar. I've been listening to some Winwood/Clapton stuff and it's pretty groovy. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 02:46 PM (W2Pud)

Ever heard Stomu Yamashta's "GO" album?

Has to be one of the weirdest lineups of the 70s!

Steve Winwood, Al DiMeola, Michael Shrieve (Santana) Rosko Gee (late Traffic, CAN) Yamashta himself, Pat Thrall, Junior Marvin, and somehow or another, German electronic music pioneer Klaus Schulze. It's like someone did a MadLibs to come up with the band, but it's a wonderful record.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (Bmy3R)

173 144 The troops looking at their CinC: "wtf?"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

Yes Sir, No Sir, Three Bags Full! Aye Aye Sir!

Posted by: The chant Petty Officer Romeo13 taught his subordinates at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (oHd/0)

174 You guys know Mr. Sneaker hoodie pipe bomb man is still walking around free as a bird.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (p8Njt)

175 Trump entered the park less than 1 hour after the beginning of the protestors bing removed from the park
The time was just a coincidence

Posted by: Kurt at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (xP7am)

176 Please mark Nov 3, 2021 as the date that the media admits that election fraud occurred.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (5p7BC)

177 Dang, a virginia tech football player kills a gay guy/tranny after a bj. I would think a gay guy/tranny would be pretty decent at it. hmm
Posted by: nckate at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (vDfNf)

That makes it a gay on gay murder doesn't it?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (cSyAR)

178 >>> Low Spark: https://tinyurl.com/ucm4pwp4
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 02:58 PM (U1eOr)

Ok, that's what I'm talking about with my laziness. I had the wiki for the album up and it didn't explain anything so I skipped the song link.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (fpNLg)

179 James Blunt, was he the supposed SAS guy gone Alannis?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (xEIoY)

180 139 I guess it's nice they finally admitted they lied about it the whole time, but I didn't care if Trump was personally firing tear gas at those black bloc pieces of shit. They should have been firing 5.56 ball at them.


...

what a terrible thing to say

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

181 America is all about redemption. But there is no redemption for the Nazi propagandists of corporate media. They all get free helicopter rides to Venezuela.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (Zny85)

Or just 25 miles offshore in the Gulf. Let 'em swim the rest of the way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (MY9tx)

182 My breakup song was Burn it Down by Linkin Park. I know everyone is surprised.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (XKgKh)

183 Remember the "it's too big to be a conspiracy, someone would talk!" claims?
This proves that it doesn't matter if it was done by coercion, threat, or collusion, a large group of people can keep their mouths shut. I could be out of fear, influence, or personal gain.
You'd all do well to remember that.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (pWrfh)

184 162 My opinion is Allahpundit is a tool
Posted by: Skip

In my opinion, he's a Beltway bootlick, an Acela corridor prostitute, a rent-seeking pseudo-human that is actively raping the Republic for giggle and gum.

In my opinion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (nI1Kq)

He would have been a Tory in the American Revolution... IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (oHd/0)

185 I was listening to this version of CFMWH just yesterday. Very nice.https://tinyurl.com/txkz43wj

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (v16oJ)

186 Can't Find My Way Home was my go-to breakup song for a long time.
It's
been a long, long time since I needed one of those, but if I did, and
I'd been drinking, I'd probably choose Goodbye My Lover, by James Blunt.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a girl.


Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:00 PM (v16oJ)

Mine was "The Breakup Song" - The Greg Kihn Band

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (gmo/4)

187 Al Dimiola is a god of guitar, but few people seem to hvae even heard of him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

188 Kurt, speaking of gay guy or tranny, what's up homes?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (xEIoY)

189 Remember: the protest that breached the White House perimeter and forced the President into a fortified bunker under recommendation of the Secret Service was not an insurrection.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (InWLI)

And then they mocked him and called him bunker boy

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

190 He did, "My Sitar Gently Seeps". Easy mistake to make, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 02:56 PM (MY9tx)

-------------------------------

Reading this was profoundly bizarre, for reasons I cannot divulge...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (quECl)

191 "I keep forgetting im president.." - Potato Brain
https://gab.com/Breaking911

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (DB16e)

192 >It's something, isn't it? He's unhinged.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


what's he going on about now

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (iTXRQ)

193

My Anus Gently Leaks...

Posted by: Allahpudit at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (ND961)

194 It's really pissing me off Trump supporters get hammered by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry all year.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (Cxk7w)

195 189 Remember: the protest that breached the White House perimeter and forced the President into a fortified bunker under recommendation of the Secret Service was not an insurrection.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 09, 2021 02:57 PM (InWLI)

And then they mocked him and called him bunker boy
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

All of this^^^*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

196 James Blunt, was he the supposed SAS guy gone Alannis?
Yes.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (v16oJ)

197 Please mark Nov 3, 2021 as the date that the media admits that election fraud occurred.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (5p7BC)
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Why is that, Dave? I mean I know it's a year later, but is there a statute of limitations?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (wyw4S)

198 I just woke up from a year long coma.

This just like Planet of The Ape Shits.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (QDG3d)

199 Posted by: ace at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

No problem. It's one of my all time favorite songs along with Can't Find My Way Home. My young daughters love Low Spark too, which makes me very proud. Traffic had a ton of real good stuff. 40,000 Headmen, Every Mother's Son, Pearly Queen, Mr. Fantasy. All great stuff. Cream, Blind Faith, all good.

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (U1eOr)

200 was listening to this version of CFMWH just yesterday. Very nice.https://tinyurl.com/txkz43wj
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (v16oJ)
++++
She has a very pretty and pleasant voice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (Jsjd7)

201 165 And likely the Coleman gas cylinder, too. Might get a nice Kaboom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (MY9tx)


*sighs wistfully*

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (DTX3h)

202 Break up songs, seriously people. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You. Michael. Fucking. Bolton. I celebrate the man's entire catalog.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 03:06 PM (xEIoY)

203
Posted by: Cocksucker at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (xP7am)

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 03:07 PM (OH5gn)

204 Yu'all take it easy on Kurt. He got laid off from his gloryhole job down at the Lavender Bath house today.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

205 Dang, a virginia tech football player kills a gay guy/tranny after a bj. I would think a gay guy/tranny would be pretty decent at it. hmm
Posted by: nckate at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (vDfNf)

Maybe he was going to reciprocate, and found a dick instead what he was expecting. That might anger some guys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 03:07 PM (MY9tx)

206 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

207 161 Replace "Hail to the Chief" with "Lies Lies Lies" by Thompson Twins, for all public appearances of Sundown Joe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 09, 2021 03:02 PM (TNyrE)

-----

Followed by "They're Coming to Take Me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (GvumD)

208 Joe's meds are wearing off. He's starting to slur.

Our poor troops.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

209 My Anus Gently Leaks...
Posted by: Allahpudit at June 09, 2021 03:05 PM (ND961)


One of my favorite cartoons for sure.

https://youtu.be/UcwfEMdV-aM

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (wAnMi)

210 Dang, a virginia tech football player kills a gay guy/tranny after a bj. I would think a gay guy/tranny would be pretty decent at it. hmm
Posted by: nckate at June 09, 2021 03:01 PM (vDfNf)

That makes it a gay on gay murder doesn't it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:03 PM (cSyAR)


Sounds hokie to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (axyOa)

211 I would have preferred they set up a trebuchet, netted the protesters, and flung them over the White House and onto the Mall so we could hear their screams. Like fireworks, only with a little more je nais sais quoi

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (XKgKh)

212 Michael J. Pollard? From "Bonnie and Clyde", "Roxanne"...the "Miri" episode of "Star Trek"?

Did not know he was a tough guy.

Posted by: moviegique at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (dhFCT)

213 Today's media should be sued for not being news anymore. They're fictional entertainment that happens to not be very entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Trump fired at least 50 tear gas canisters from his personal gold plated launcher.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (SGsGz)

215 To be fair, the poor quality of the reporting is actually pretty understandable. What most people don't know is that this busty blonde with her unbuttoned shirt and sexy look had just started her internship at the Washington Post that day:
https://is.gd/KUnFjq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (Jsjd7)

216 Already Gone - The Eagles

Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

217 She has a very pretty and pleasant voice.
Kinda looks like ScarJo, too.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (v16oJ)

218 just think what it'd be like if Trump had defneded the white house like the dipshits defended congress...they'd say he invited them in to have his own Rhiechstag Fire.

Also, love the idea now that the left can't even fucking comprehend their own nazzi analogies and what they mean. Yeah, when you called every GOP politician a nasi, you're making holocaust comparisons, dipshits.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (fHMBN)

219 Kinda looks like ScarJo, too.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (v16oJ)
++++
That I don't see, She's pretty, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)

220 1. Ole Joe Biden was NOT a government official at the time of "his" tweet.
2. Where's my fainting couch...

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2021 03:10 PM (vN/UN)

221 "...But every day, I look at the internet--I gave up television and the radio years ago--and I'm reading about a perspective that is outrageous."

- Anthony Braxton, Composer, Instrumentalist

https://tinyurl.com/24fafhb7

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (bgWIn)

222 Already Gone - The Eagles
Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM


Look Away - Chicago

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (m+jkK)

223 My breakup song is "Shitlist" by L7

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (iTXRQ)

224 It's occurred to me that a bayonet charge at the protesters may have been more effective than tear gas. But that's just me

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (XKgKh)

225 And the thing is, the proverbial "whiff of grapeshot" could've worked in the grand scheme of things. Not on the this occasion alone, but not many more of them, either. Antifa is a bunch of college boys and dopehead street kids.

It's all fun and games when the consequence is getting "arrested" by a bought-off cop and released in the morning by a bought-off prosecutor, or having a well-endowed legal fund throw your bail and then pay everyone off for dropped charges.

When you're potentially gonna take some shrapnel in your brainstem, the whole game changes. Now, it's too late for that, and once things get really bad, people will regret that Trump wasn't more... stern... with these little monster-babies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (yFG1M)

226 These are the same people who think it's great that there are 6000 national guardsmen around the Capitol. That put in an increased budget for Capitol security for more and higher fences.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (3TihK)

227 Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

Good one. Personally, mine is If You Leave. The line that resonates for me "If you leave, don't look back. I'll be running the other way." I think of my 1st wife every time I hear it.

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (U1eOr)

228 Better Man - Clint Black

Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

229 my break up song if i ever need it will be fuck you by cee lo green

Posted by: nckate at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (vDfNf)

230 Welp, Joe just finished telling the troops they must commit to fighting climate change.

Everything's fine.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

231 I would have preferred they set up a trebuchet, netted the protesters, and flung them over the White House and onto the Mall so we could hear their screams. Like fireworks, only with a little more je nais sais quoi
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:08 PM (XKgKh)


And you can teach the kids at the same time with a live demonstration of the doppler shift.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (wAnMi)

232 How, in any sense of the word, are people rioting in the streets in the name of overthrowing the Republic "The American people"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

233 My Anus Gently Leaks...
Posted by: Allahpudit

Olestra streamed this..

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (Rvt88)

234 Heather Headley - I Wish I Wasn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oz716XcQqU

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (bgWIn)

235 Boy, you people are pussies with those breakup songs. Just shoot me now and get it over with

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (XKgKh)

236 My breakup song is Fuck You by Ceelo green.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (o2MD2)

237 216 Already Gone - The Eagles
Posted by: Count de Monet, just checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

Nice!

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (fVJPF)

238 was listening to this version of CFMWH just yesterday. Very nice.https://tinyurl.com/txkz43wj
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:04 PM (v16oJ)


Swans founder Michael Gira hated this album so much he refuses to allow it to be reissued.

I love it and it has this version of Can't Find My Way Home.

https://youtu.be/f-3omU6SZjY

Posted by: Diesel Jones at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (Vu7A1)

239 Snuff - Slipknot
14 Years - GnR

FOAD you evil nasty woman.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (pWrfh)

240 My breakup song was:
By Harry Nilsson

You're Breaking my Heart

You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
So fuck you

....

Posted by: Club the baby seal Club bumper stickers at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (A860g)

241 wow, it's like when the left is sanctimonious...they're fucking lying.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (fHMBN)

242 Breakup song? Man eater. Hall & Oates

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (kTF2Z)

243 npr told me that joebama was going to repair the 4 years of damage that PDT ( they didn't use the P or the D) to our foreign policy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (IsERA)

244 Steve Winwood--and his buddy and sometime bandmate Eric Clapton--are both still active, but are justly celebrated for what each did from approximately 1966 to 1971.

Clapton---Mayall's Bluesbrakers, Cream, BlindFaith, Derek and the dominoes

Winwood--Spencer Davis, Traffic, BlindFaith, Traffic mach 2.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)

245 What a terrible thing to say

I denounce myself...

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (75ZVK)

246 Boy, you people are pussies with those breakup songs.

-

right...just break up a few times to learn to get ove rit

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (fHMBN)

247 There needs to be a Hitler parody with Hitler ranting about the poor quality of Nazis today.
Trump might be the worst Nazi ever. Drunken Nancy Pelosi is a better Nazi than Trump.
Footy pajamas soyboy is a better Nazi than Trump.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (cSyAR)

248 You Oughta Know.

Posted by: Alanis at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (/XcZQ)

249 They LIED??!?!11!!!?
https://youtu.be/qhXjcZdk5QQ

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (vN/UN)

250 Off humorous bumper sticker sock

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (A860g)

251 I still say: The Breakup Song - Greg Kihn Band


Fight me!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (gmo/4)

252 "And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself."

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (fVJPF)

253 My divorce song, "Hit the road, Jack"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (IsERA)

254 It's occurred to me that a bayonet charge at the protesters may have been more effective than tear gas. But that's just me
Posted by: Marcus T

One thing that always confused me a bit in training: We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt88)

255 *waves to Ben Had*

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (bgWIn)

256 npr told me that joebama was going to repair the 4 years of damage that PDT ( they didn't use the P or the D) to our foreign policy.

=

undoing 4 nobel peace prize nominations
undoing nato paying for itself
undoing China Trade deal
undoing Mexico being a required first stop for asylum seekers
undoing no new wars

yeah, you can see why globohomo drone enthusiasts would be trying to get around that.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (fHMBN)

257 I knew it was a lie from the first moment.

When an area has been tear gassed (as opposed to individual communists being pepper-sprayed or something like that), you don't walk around the area without a mask 15 minutes later, as Trump and his entourage did. That shit sticks around. By design.

Source: have actually been in an area that's been tear gassed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (G15ac)

258 ( they didn't use the P or the D) to our foreign policy.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (IsERA)


So then... who brought the D to our foreign policy?

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (U1eOr)

259 254 It's occurred to me that a bayonet charge at the protesters may have been more effective than tear gas. But that's just me
Posted by: Marcus T

One thing that always confused me a bit in training: We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8

Aiming is awkward in closer quarters and the firing angle can change rapidly.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (z5Vrg)

260 Breakup song? Man eater. Hall & Oates
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (kTF2Z)
++++
This is going to be a paper thin connection, but I'll take it because I like this performance. Daryl Hall in his retirement jams with other musicians and puts it up online as a series called "Live From Daryl's House." There are a lot of extremely good sets out there.

In this one, he is teamed up with Scottish musician KT Tunstall and they cover the great Bonnie Raitt track "Something to Talk About:"
https://youtu.be/EP-to6u8TXE?t=73

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)

261 One thing that always confused me a bit in training: We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8

Because you enjoy stabbing things, duh!

Posted by: Rael at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (cEbi8)

262 My last breakup song was Thomas Dolby - My Brain Is Like A Sieve

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)

263
You Oughta Know.
Posted by: Alanis at June 09, 2021 03:14 PM (/XcZQ)

-------

I agree, it's not fair.

But my question is: What kinda bastard gives a cross-eyed bear as a gift in the first place? And then tries to take it back? What a bastard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (yFG1M)

264 Lyle Lovett - She's Leaving Me Because She Really Wants To

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)

265 The Linda Song... Adam Sandler...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (6Je/Q)

266 Ace, I was there that day when Trump laid waste to the innocents in Lafayette Park.

Over a billion people died!

It's seared SEARED into my memory!

Posted by: John Kerry at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (m+etm)

267 I knew it was a lie from the first moment.

-

I knew I didn't care if it was true at the first moment.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (fHMBN)

268 My breakup song is Fuck You by Ceelo green.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:13 PM (o2MD2)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (ifmtJ)

269 It's occurred to me that a bayonet charge at the protesters may have been more effective than tear gas. But that's just me
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:11 PM (XKgKh)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Zombie Joshua Chamberlain, 20th Maine at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (4I/2K)

270 My divorce song, "Hit the road, Jack"
Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (IsERA)
++++
"Thank G-d and Greyhound You're Gone"
https://youtu.be/_8SQv0mx6_k

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (Jsjd7)

271 "One thing that always confused me a bit in training: We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8"

Ok. You were that guy at Benning, weren't you.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (MKu/Q)

272 but instead they will treat facts like a game of madlibs where they take bits and pieces rearrange them to create a story.
----------
Ryan Long has a comedy video where he does exactly this.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (5p7BC)

273 One thing that always confused me a bit in training:
We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged
between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet
someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8

Because. Just because you can.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (gmo/4)

274

Pesky Anal Rundown?

Boy, the stories I could tell ya...

Posted by: Hispanic Asian Tranny Hooker at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (ND961)

275 One thing that always confused me a bit in training: We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8

More sporting. Like a gun kill in a fighter is always more manly than a pussy missile at 5 miles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (o2MD2)

276 Break up song- Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (cSyAR)

277 The Left complained about gestapo tactics last June at the Park, but demanded 10X that for the January 6th protest.

Think about that.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)

278 Breakup song: the entire Some Girls album by the Rolling Stones.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (G15ac)

279 Wait, I thought the story was that Trump used Claymores.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (kTF2Z)

280 The Linda Song... Adam Sandler...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (6Je/Q)

Excellent Choice!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (gmo/4)

281 Remember when the presstitutes reported that Joey finger raped that staffer in the parking garage?

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (p8Njt)

282 bayonet charges are to break enemy's spririt in close contact

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (fHMBN)

283 How Do You Sleep At Night?

Posted by: John Lennon at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (/XcZQ)

284 BEST break up song of ALL Time?

Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

285 @133 - I disagree.

There is a reason I hang out here rather than HA, but I don't like the idea of doxxing people bc you disagree with them. I don't like it when people try or threaten to unmask Ace, and don't approve of the tactic of unmasking Allah.

Separate from my philosophical objections, I once had the occasion to interact with Allah professionally for a bit. Fwiw, I found him to be smart, responsive, and a good guy. He is also a good writer, esp given the volume he puts out. We just disagree on several important issues.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (6mvRv)

286 274

Pesky Anal Rundown?

Boy, the stories I could tell ya...
Posted by: Hispanic Asian Tranny Hooker at June 09, 2021 03:17 PM (ND961)

----------------------------

I know, right?

Posted by: J. Biden at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (quECl)

287 Breakup song: the entire Some Girls album by the Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (G15ac)
++++
That is a seriously good album. No filler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (Jsjd7)

288
The Road Behind by Gwar

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (yFG1M)

289 fully vaz'd Biden is wearing a mask now with troops in England


but hey! you plebes need yo vax and mask too!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (bTQ72)

290 I go to TH for Col Kurt. The rest may FOAD.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (yrol0)

291 How Do You Sleep At Night?
Posted by: John Lennon at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (/XcZQ)

Featuring George Harrison on slide guitar--to really stick it McCartney.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

292 Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright."
Yeah, that's probably his best song.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:20 PM (v16oJ)

293 Low Spark of High Heeled Boys is about injecting a speed ball (H and Coke) not gay prostitutes. Lol.

Low spark is the physical feeling of the injection. High heeled boys is the combo of Heroin and Coke. The entire song is about the ups and downs of that.

Yes, Steve Winwood is a boss.

t. Widespread Panic aficionado. I've seen Steve Winwood play with them twice live.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 09, 2021 03:20 PM (0lxJh)

294 One thing that always confused me a bit in training:
We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged
between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why in the hell would I bayonet
someone if any rounds are remaining in my weapon?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt8

Maybe you got jumped at close range and couldn't bring it to bear-- had to buttstroke and beat him down.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:20 PM (gAFsE)

295 287 Breakup song: the entire Some Girls album by the Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (G15ac)
++++
That is a seriously good album. No filler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (Jsjd7)

46 year old album.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:20 PM (yrol0)

296 "Leave Me Alone' by New Order.

"On a thousand islands in the sea I see a thousand people just like me. A hundred unions in the snow I see them walking, falling in a row. We live always underground it's gonna be so quiet in here tonight. On a thousand islands in the sea, it's a shame.

But for these last few days, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 03:20 PM (Bmy3R)

297 The woman was permitted to ask the VP a question at the Tuesday presser, one of just five journalists called on by staffers for Harris. Before doing so, however, the woman took the opportunity to tell Harris "it's an honor because I actually got to vote for the first time as a naturalized citizen, and I voted for you."

Afterwards, when the question drew the attention of the press, both Harris's team and Univision said they had no idea who the woman was.

In fact, Univision had another reporter at the event, Jesica Zermeno, and it soon was revealed that the woman who asked the question and said she voted for Harris actually had no connection to the media outlet.


Stellar work by the WH and Secret Service.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (SGsGz)

298 Hey SMH! It's so freaking wet even my arena has standing water in it. I' m doing just fine. Want to send you some info on raising veal calves to pass onto your daughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (IsERA)

299 Spiking the Football Song... " Under My Thumb"... Rolling Stones...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (6Je/Q)

300 Breakup song: If Ever You're In My Arms Again - Peabo Bryson.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (quECl)

301 Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
I really like Social Distortion's cover of the same. It is a very different take on the song:
https://youtu.be/_ImpF6z0_MA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (Jsjd7)

302 I like bands that never mention icky things like girls or feelings about girls.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (fHMBN)

303 >We were taught to discharge a round if your bayonet became lodged
between the bad guy's ribs. Okay - but why


because FUCK him, that's why

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (iTXRQ)

304 That is a seriously good album. No filler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (Jsjd7)

"Faraway Eyes" is stretching it.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

305 > That is a seriously good album. No filler.

Agreed. Probably their last truly great album.

Later ones had a decent song here and there, but they never again rose to that level for a whole album.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (G15ac)

306 He is also a good writer, esp given the volume he puts out. We just disagree on several important issues.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (6mvRv)

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Like the issue of not being a total doooosh?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (kTF2Z)

307 How about that former soldier who grabbed a few m72 LAW's and is chasing that guy responsible for Belgium's COVID lockdowns. Can we hire that guy?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (MKu/Q)

308 Reason to Believe, by Rod Stewart

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (AwPyG)

309 Bayonets are fine, but swords, heavy swords, are better

Posted by: Richard Sharp at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (cEbi8)

310 I machined off the bayonet lug on my rifle. The weight I saved in bayonet scabbard and lug means I get to carry that much more ammo.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (p8Njt)

311 it also looks like fully vax'd Biden has his nose poppin out of the top of his black mask too

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (bTQ72)

312 Breakup song: the entire Some Girls album by the Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:18 PM (G15ac)

Motorhead: I Won't Pay Your Price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXY1Gl1BhBM

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (gAFsE)

313 swords are fine but phalanx's with spears are best

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (fHMBN)

314 Ace should recruit Col S as a COB. The HQ has better bagels in the breakroom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (SGsGz)

315 Well, Trump would have done it if it wasn't already done, so we stand by our story.

Posted by: Shameless MFM at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 Gee, what a surprise.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (II3Gr)

317 Stellar work by the WH and Secret Service.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (SGsGz)

I read that as "STELTER work by WH and Secret Service."

Either way, it's BS--they wanted that out there

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (mR6Gs)

318 Cna We Still Be Friends.... Emo Todd Rundgren...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (6Je/Q)

319 I seriously freakin' love "Far Away Eyes." I "get it" for those who don't. But for me, it doesn't bring SG down one bit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (Bmy3R)

320 297 The woman was permitted to ask the VP a question at the Tuesday presser, one of just five journalists called on by staffers for Harris. Before doing so, however, the woman took the opportunity to tell Harris "it's an honor because I actually got to vote for the first time as a naturalized citizen, and I voted for you."

Afterwards, when the question drew the attention of the press, both Harris's team and Univision said they had no idea who the woman was.

In fact, Univision had another reporter at the event, Jesica Zermeno, and it soon was revealed that the woman who asked the question and said she voted for Harris actually had no connection to the media outlet.


Stellar work by the WH and Secret Service.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (SGsGz)

--------------------------------

Can't really say I believe Harris's team.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (quECl)

321 > "Faraway Eyes" is stretching it.....

I think that's an awesome song.

And the preacher said "You know, you always got the Lord by your side."
I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran twenty red lights in His honor.

That's some excellent songwriting right there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (G15ac)

322 Boy, you people are pussies with those breakup songs. Just shoot me now and get it over with
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (XKgKh)

Concur.

I thought only teenage girls had break up songs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (YxVzA)

323 Reason to Believe, by Rod Stewart
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (AwPyG)

Fantastic song, stellar album

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (mR6Gs)

324 22
Wow, 4 consecutive "noods" in the thread below.

Historic!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (OH5gn)
........

It shows how much the Horde cares.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

325 The modern bayonet isn't what they used to be. In WW1 the damn things were near 18" long and meant to stick your ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)

326 The last thing those politicians heard before they died on Jan 6 was

FIX BAYONETS.... CHARGE!

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (p8Njt)

327 seriously freakin' love "Far Away Eyes." I "get it" for those who don't. But for me, it doesn't bring SG down one bit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (Bmy3R)

B-side material

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (mR6Gs)

328 On the Road Again... Canned Heat

Heard it in a Love Song.... Marshall Tucker Band

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (6Je/Q)

329 @294 ... say you drop in beyond a perimeter and want your platoon to breach enemy defenses without waking up every mf'er in a several mile radius. You might then decide it is better to bayonet the perimeter guards than sniper them.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (6mvRv)

330 I thought only teenage girls had break up songs.
The entire country music genre would disappear without them.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)

331 It shows how much the Horde cares.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)
++++
Or how much the old thread was becoming fetid...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

332 The sidebar link to the African woman telling an American why they don't teach American slave history in Africa seems to have been removed from ticktock.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (yL25O)

333 And on a lighter note, ex is having second thoughts but happy bachelor doesn't care: You Broke Up With Me, by walker hayes

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (AwPyG)

334 What an embarrassing time to be an American. I'm gonna start wearing my shemagh all the time.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (MKu/Q)

335 Boy, you people are pussies with those breakup songs. Just shoot me now and get it over with
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (XKgKh)

Okay, here's one about the US Air Force turning the Iraqi army into charred metal on molten glass.

Judas Priest-- Hell Patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9fqO4etHM

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (gAFsE)

336 Motley Crue - Girl, don't go away mad. Girl, just go away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (kTF2Z)

337 it also looks like fully vax'd Biden has his nose poppin out of the top of his black mask too
Posted by: will choose a nic later

I was informed today by a friend that fully vaxed folks can still get the rona so keep wearing a mask. Wearing a mask for those folks is the difference between needing the ICU or just being deathly ill.

Hokay. I swear they are making it up as they go.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (Rvt88)

338 Galloper gun loaded with canister?

Posted by: Richard Sharpe at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (cEbi8)

339 The entire country music genre would disappear without them.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)

Well mah dog done left me
And my truck won't start...

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (gAFsE)

340 I discovered a bayonet lug on my AR, been looking around for an M-9 to hang on it. Not for any particular reason, just thinking about some poor douche sneaking into my house at night running into a fat old guy in his underwear and a bayonet pleases me.
Of course, that was all before the canoe accident...

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (75ZVK)

341 The modern bayonet isn't what they used to be. In WW1 the damn things were near 18" long and meant to stick your ass.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)

The krauts don't like it up 'em.

Posted by: Corporal Jones at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (4I/2K)

342 > Spiking the Football Song... " Under My Thumb"... Rolling Stones...

Another: "Out of Time", also by the Rolling Stones

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:26 PM (G15ac)

343 96 tears

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 03:27 PM (QDG3d)

344 Boy, you people are pussies with those breakup songs. Just shoot me now and get it over with
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:12 PM (XKgKh)


You'll be happy to know that two of the songs getting the highest rotation on my ipod are "She Hate Me" by Puddle of Mudd and "Everything Sucks" by Reel Big Fish.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 03:27 PM (2JVJo)

345 "I was informed today by a friend that fully vaxed folks can still get the rona..."

You can win Mega Millions if you buy a ticket too

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:27 PM (mR6Gs)

346 302 I like bands that never mention icky things like girls or feelings about girls.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (fHMBN)

BOC for the win, mostly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2021 03:27 PM (ufFY8)

347 > Well mah dog done left me
And my truck won't start...

"My Self-Driving Tesla Pickup Left Me".

You know it's coming.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (G15ac)

348
C'mon.

"You were road kill baby
Till I scraped you in my arms
Just another wattle flapping
On the old turkey farm, so baby
And while the wheels keep rolling
And another signpost gone
All along the road behind"

I mean, that's romantic.
*wipes tear*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (yFG1M)

349 Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:19 PM (6mvRv)

What is he real name? I promise we won't tell!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (SGsGz)

350 You're Still My Sister.

Posted by: Country Breakup Song at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (/XcZQ)

351 Here's a recent one, Chris Stapleton's "Cold."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (mR6Gs)

352 The entire country music genre would disappear without them.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)
++++
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a danged 'ole train

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (Jsjd7)

353 Papa loved Mama but Mama loved men
Now Mama's in the graveyard and Papa's in the pen

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (AwPyG)

354 The entire country music genre would disappear without them.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)

either lying, dying or going someplace

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (P4Pk9)

355 It's no big deal to TIG a bayonet lug onto a barrel.

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (p8Njt)

356 Hell, in WW1 The US Army issued trench knives with built in spiked brass knuckles. They used them on the Krauts too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (o2MD2)

357 Heard it in a Love Song.... Marshall Tucker Band
Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (6Je/Q)

Nothin' beats "Can't You See" by MTB.

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (5iUNf)

358 Just got here. Was it the Sec of Def that came out the next day saying he didn't appreciate being used as a prop for Trump's walk to the church? What was that tools name?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (ju2Fy)

359 314 Ace should recruit Col S as a COB. The HQ has better bagels in the breakroom.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 03:23 PM (SGsGz)

I used to love bagels. But I cannot do bread in the AM unless I want indigestion the rest of the day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (yrol0)

360 I Used To Love Her by GnR?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (fHMBN)

361 Heard it in a Love Song.... Marshall Tucker Band
Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (6Je/Q)

cain't be wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (4I/2K)

362 like bands that never mention icky things like girls or feelings about girls.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:21 PM (fHMBN)

BOC for the win, mostly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2021 03:27 PM (ufFY

"I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you...."

"baby take my hand, we'll be able to fly...."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (mR6Gs)

363 I Used To Love Her by GnR?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (fHMBN)
++++
November Rain is a possibility if you have a whole lot of time...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

364 Tribute by Tenacious D

The ultimate breakup song.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (NWM+b)

365 I discovered a bayonet lug on my AR, been looking around for an M-9 to hang on it.
Posted by: hawkpilot


Are all the mall ninja stores near you closed?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (nI1Kq)

366 Heard it in a Love Song.... Marshall Tucker Band
Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (6Je/Q)

Great song. I'm going to cue it up.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (mR6Gs)

367 "My Self-Driving Tesla Pickup Left Me".

You know it's coming.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (G15ac)

City and Eastern music genre:
She Got The Tesla And I Got Plugged
She Never Told Me She Was Cis
My Girlfriend's Boyfriend
Soy Blues

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (gAFsE)

368
Dirty Bitch by Geto Boys

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (yFG1M)

369 Stapleton went and got all woke and white privilege apologetic for the CMA's last year if I recall correctly.

Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (pWrfh)

370 354 The entire country music genre would disappear without them.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 03:25 PM (v16oJ)

either lying, dying or going someplace
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 09, 2021 03:28 PM (P4Pk9)

-------------------------------

If you play a country song backwards, you get your dog, your truck, and your wife back.

*shamelessly stolen from somewhere*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (quECl)

371 "I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you...."

"baby take my hand, we'll be able to fly...."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (mR6Gs)

I'm burnin' for you requires 7 days of erythromycin.

PS She needs the same dosage!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (yrol0)

372
She Got The Tesla And I Got Plugged

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LOLOLOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (yFG1M)

373 What makes you think that Allahpundit won't be all over this?

He was all over the same story a year ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 09, 2021 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

AP has moved on. He now says that WE ALL HAVE TO GET VACCINATED BECAUSE OF THE INDIAN VARIANT OF THE WU-FLU. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OTHERWISE, SO YOU TRUMPIST RUBES NET TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!

Yup, he's moved on, alright.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (mdjgu)

374 "I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you...."



"baby take my hand, we'll be able to fly...."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (mR6Gs)

She's As Beautiful As A Foot

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (ufFY8)

375 Stapleton went and got all woke and white privilege apologetic for the CMA's last year if I recall correctly.
Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (pWrfh)

Ugh

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (mR6Gs)

376 Favorite Stones: Time Waits for No One. Mick Jones guitar work is just beautiful.

It's amazing what an influence he had on a bunch of their best songs. Keith Richards couldn't hold a candle to him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (6mvRv)

377 informed today by a friend that fully vaxed folks can still get the rona so keep wearing a mask.


without the modern world, some folks would not survive it might seem


side note, I will NEVER EVER wear a mask again


fool me once and all.........

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (bTQ72)

378 #344
Bad Girlfriend
Theory of a Deadman

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (p8Njt)

379
Poison Ivy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (yFG1M)

380

I got assvid more than once!

Posted by: Hispanic Asian Tranny Hooker at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (ND961)

381 Cocaine Blues, by Johnny Cash.

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds,
Took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.
I went right home and I went to bed.
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (G15ac)

382 Bad Girlfriend
Theory of a Deadman
Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (p8Njt)
++++
Bad Boyfriend by Garbage:
https://youtu.be/X086S8GOFb0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

383 I think the lesson that is being taught, and hopefully learned, is that the "elite class\leadership" are nothing like those classes of 50-75 years ago. They are only attached to what they perceive as "their class" second, and themselves as individuals first, and every single thing they do is either to get more for themselves or keep others down. They have no higher values, no patriotism or religion, and have no qualms about parading the trappings of them hypocritically to help themselves. They have no morals.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (3/XaG)

384 I saw red by warrant

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (fHMBN)

385 Stapleton went and got all woke and white privilege apologetic for the CMA's last year if I recall correctly.
Posted by: IP at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (pWrfh)

Modern country is pop-rock with a hokey accent and a violin. And they put F 150s in the music videos because they think that's what all the shitkickers drive.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (gAFsE)

386 Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (3H9h1)

387 Cocaine Blues, by Johnny Cash. ...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (G15ac)
++++
Solid track

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

388 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Ace and everyone, if you get a chance, check out Ruben Navarette stripping the bark off of Kamala over her Guatamala trip at Daily Beast. Stuff there that I think all of us with both love (she gets the bark stripped off her), and hate ("GWB was right, there's jobs Americans won't do.")

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

389 Who is "Mick Jones"? You mean the guy in The Clash?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (G15ac)

390 224 Lancers on horses is even better.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (Cxk7w)

391 Cocaine Blues, by Johnny Cash. ...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:32 PM (G15ac)

-------

Hank III did a cool version too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (yFG1M)

392 Are all the mall ninja stores near you closed?

Mall Ninja stores don't sell actual M-9 bayonets, they sell cheap ass chinee knock-off's. I want my poor douchebag house breaker-inner guy to get only the best Ontario steel in his chest.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (75ZVK)

393
including "an incendiary device attack that seriously burned and scarred the limb of an MPD officer."


Also known as a molotov cocktail, better known by the even shorter name of "NFA-controlled Destructive Device, requiring registration and a $200 tax stamp, without which manufacture or possession is a serious fucking Federal Felony which would get an unperson from Jesusland a long term in Federal pound me in the ass Prison."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2021 03:34 PM (n+4am)

394 Favorite Stones: Time Waits for No One. Mick Jones guitar work is just beautiful.

It's amazing what an influence he had on a bunch of their best songs. Keith Richards couldn't hold a candle to him.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:31 PM (6mvRv)

But Keef--who was strung out and had little to do with the writing of the song--got the credit and the royalties.
Taylor got squat.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (mR6Gs)

395 Former Deputy Director of the FBI states people around Trump, including Congressman, should be arrested : https://tinyurl.com/yjzhl6te

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (TCTJc)

396
Oh lord, it looks like Biden's talking tough to Putin again. These oughta be good for a few laughs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (yFG1M)

397 "She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)"
Jerry Reed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV67FuREdSc

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (iTXRQ)

398 "Bark stripped off her" is my phrase that pays today! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Dementia Joe Biden can go roger himself, the mendacious, delusional prick.

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (Y8JQ4)

400 PS She needs the same dosage!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2021 03:30 PM (yrol0)

ACDC -- The Jack

It's about a card game. Honestly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq_GSIw0X0w

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (gAFsE)

401 I don't think Metallica mentioned a female, let a female pronoun, until their 5th album

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (fHMBN)

402 Slipknot. All Hope is Gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (MKu/Q)

403 TCH just posted a tweet of DOCTOR Jill Biden's showing her on AF1 prepping for the G7.

Jill and Joe, the ultimate team, the tapioca in his pudding.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (KbCG3)

404 swords are fine but phalanx's with spears are best
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:22 PM (fHMBN)


Sets headspace and timing on the Ma Deuce.
*smiles*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (axyOa)

405 Heh. From a YouTube comment on the video I just listened to for "Cocaine Blues:"

Country went from Johnny Cash doing blow and shooting his wife, to Luke Bryan crying for 4 minutes because his girlfriend wouldn't text him back...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (Jsjd7)

406 Whenever I think of Metallica I think of Napster

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (AwPyG)

407 Also known as a molotov cocktail, better known by the even shorter name of "NFA-controlled Destructive Device, requiring registration and a $200 tax stamp, without which manufacture or possession is a serious fucking Federal Felony which would get an unperson from Jesusland a long term in Federal pound me in the ass Prison."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2021 03:34 PM (n+4am)

Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Allahpundit at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (cEbi8)

408 Sets headspace and timing on the Ma Deuce.

*smiles*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (axyOa)

Backs off one click

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (k/TB6)

409 Pondered my Brown Bess with bayonet and a intruder many times. All together it's almost 6 feet long.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)

410 Small kittens laugh at Biden's threats. Stop embarrassing yourself, grandpa dementia.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (MKu/Q)

411 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

Did you get my email?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (Q9lwr)

412 "Sitting on Top of the World" by Cream.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (DTX3h)

413 Sets headspace and timing on the Ma Deuce.
*smiles*
Posted by: Diogenes
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (bgWIn)

414 Can't wait to see this lead on CNN

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (gRKDH)

415 Former Deputy Director of the FBI states people around Trump, including Congressman, should be arrested : https://tinyurl.com/yjzhl6te
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (TCTJc)

Chilling

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)

416

the ww2 guy filed the 18 inch blades of the ww1 guys bayonetes down to 12 inches I think

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (bTQ72)

417 "GWB was right, there's jobs Americans won't do."
A true statement is:

"There are jobs Americans won't do at the shitty wage you're offering. We aren't fucking ignorant illegal aliens fuck face."

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

418 Dementia Joe Biden can go roger himself, the mendacious, delusional prick.
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (Y8JQ4)

-----------

I don't think that's in the proper format.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

419 I don't think Metallica mentioned a female, let a female pronoun, until their 5th album
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (fHMBN)



Lars and Kirk used to sleep naked together on the tour bus.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

420 Did you get my email?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2021 03:37 PM (Q9lwr)
++++
Thanks for the reminder - I hadn't checked it this week because I've been pretty slammed until today. I'll reply.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

421 Archer, agreed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (L2ZTs)

422 Best break up song of all time. Short, concise. to the point.

Frank's Wild Years.

https://youtu.be/1I9GqxDA4ac

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (wAnMi)

423


The ONLY breakup song ever needed is Die Mother Fucker Die by Dope...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (ND961)

424 Man In 25 years, I've never heard anything about Low Spark being anything other than it was about injecting speed balls and the consequences. Glad to know it's wholesome now. My Doom and BlackedPilled level has been temporarily reduced from 100 to 99. lol
I'm about to blast it in the car when she gets back, and explain the wholesome meaning to anti drug gf. Celtic Trance music is wearing thin after an 90 miles.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (0lxJh)

425 402 Slipknot. All Hope is Gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (MKu/Q)


That's less of a break-up song and more of my general theme song since the election was stolen.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (DTX3h)

426 Sets headspace and timing on the Ma Deuce.
*smiles*
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:36 PM (axyOa)

I believe the technical term is "orgasm"

Posted by: Rael at June 09, 2021 03:38 PM (cEbi8)

427 @415

When you look back on something like that, you start to see the enormity of the task, and why it seems to be taking so long.

Everybody's corrupt, top to bottom

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (AwPyG)

428 They called her Shela The Ship breasts.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (QDG3d)

429 I saw Mendacious Delusional Prick open for Tenacious D at The Starplex in 2011.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

430 AP Exclusive : State Bar Investigating Texas Attorney General : (For defending Trump on the election) https://tinyurl.com/yexxdabc

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (TCTJc)

431 Former Deputy Director of the FBI states people around Trump, including Congressman, should be arrested : https://tinyurl.com/yjzhl6te
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (TCTJc)

Another shit stain that thinks he's untouchable.

Hint. He's not.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (A860g)

432
As some internet wag once put it, the more I learn about fighting with the bayonet, the more I resolve to work on my marksmanship.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (n+4am)

433 Trump's fault. Should have had better timing.

Posted by: The Press at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (gAMkn)

434 Former Deputy Director of the FBI states people around Trump, including Congressman, should be arrested : https://tinyurl.com/yjzhl6te
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2021 03:35 PM (TCTJc)

I'm not worried about him. Tough talking c*nts are a dime a dozen. I'm worried about the increasing number of Fed LEOs who have apparently decided that LARPing as the Gestapo Delta Force is the new hotness.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (gAFsE)

435 > Country went from Johnny Cash doing blow and shooting his wife, to Luke Bryan crying for 4 minutes because his girlfriend wouldn't text him back...

LOL!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:39 PM (G15ac)

436 Nothing compares 2 u is a pretty good break up song, too

Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

437 RE: sidebar music - an old roommate of mine turned me on to Steve Winwood/Traffic/Blind Faith. He had the original vinyl Blind Faith album... the one that surely must be illegal to own now, and not because of the airplane.

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2021 03:40 PM (U1eOr)

438 Modern country is pop-rock with a hokey accent and a violin. And they put F 150s in the music videos because they think that's what all the shitkickers drive.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (gAFsE)


I call it rap with a steel guitar.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (2JVJo)

439 @357 - Toy Caldwell was an incredibly underrated guitar player. So me Crown and an MTB greatest hits download will set you straight.

I esp like some of their early stuff before drugs took their toll. Charlie Daniels, the dude who played sax and flute, and the Caldwells ... good stuff.

Other than the obvious, 24 Hours at a Time and This Ol Cowboy are also really good.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (6mvRv)

440 THAT'S what Trump needs...

Companion Cavalry.

Only question is: horses, or motorcycles?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

441 Trump's statement
https://gab.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (DB16e)

442 Modern country is pop-rock with a hokey accent
and a violin. And they put F 150s in the music videos because they think
that's what all the shitkickers drive.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:33 PM (gAFsE)



I call it rap with a steel guitar.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (2JVJo)

These are truths!

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

443 Did you get my email?
.......

Nope. Just fan mail from some Flounder.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

444 On Every Street Dire Straits...

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (6Je/Q)

445 Only question is: horses, or motorcycles?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

Why not both?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (gAFsE)

446 Everybody Hurts - REM

Posted by: Dwight Shrute at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (4I/2K)

447 Finishing Touches... Warren Zevon..

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (6Je/Q)

448 State Bar Investigating Texas Attorney General

-

texas lawfare is shit. Avegne Tom Delay!

political bar associations are going to have a tough time explaining their purpose to trump judges.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (fHMBN)

449 THAT'S what Trump needs...

Companion Cavalry.

Only question is: horses, or motorcycles?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:41 PM (6FeV1)


I embrace the concept of both.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (axyOa)

450 nood anthony wiener

Posted by: m at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (fVJPF)

451 Everybody Hurts - REM
Posted by: Dwight Shrute at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (4I/2K)


Sorry, but GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

452 On Every Street Dire Straits...
Posted by: kraken

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (Rvt88)

453 Why not both?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 03:42 PM (gAFsE)

Dudes. Riding horses. Riding motorcycles.

Fuck. Yasss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

454 Bowser tried to have the Trump Family murdered.

That's why she tweeted

"While he hides behind his fence afraid/alone, I stand w/ people peacefully exercising their First Amendment Right after the murder of #GeorgeFloyd & hundreds of years of institutional racism

There are no vicious dogs & ominous weapons. There is just a scared man. Afraid/alone..."

She was telling her mob to attack an undefended White House in hopes of killing the President. Or at least getting some rioters killed, for propaganda purposes, like the Commies did to students at Kent State.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (Ndje9)

455 Nothing compares 2 u is a pretty good break up song, too
Posted by: artemis at June 09, 2021 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

-----------

On my first Med pump in '88 I had a young lance corporal who played that back to back to back in the berthing area. Had I not intervened, he would've had to swim home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)

456 On Every Street Dire Straits...
Posted by: kraken

And a world class outro.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (Rvt88)

457 NOOD!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 03:43 PM (IsERA)

458 People getting all bent over low spark.

Half the time these "creative types" are talking pure nonsense. They like the way the words sound together. That is how their minds work.

Every try to decipher a Bowie song?

Bowie didn't eve bother with rhyme or alliteration, but for others that is much more important than meaning. It's not what it means, it's what it *evokes*.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 03:44 PM (yP85E)

459 Back in The USSR.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 03:45 PM (QDG3d)

460 Sorry, Mick Taylor, not Mick Jones. Too many Micks. Check him out though, once you are aware of his influence and check the songs he played on it is truly some of their best stuff.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (6mvRv)

461 "While he hides behind his fence afraid/alone, I stand w/ people peacefully exercising their First Amendment Right after the murder of #GeorgeFloyd & hundreds of years of institutional racism

There are no vicious dogs & ominous weapons. There is just a scared man. Afraid/alone..."

what a fucking delusional hateful cunt

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (fHMBN)

462 Bowser also refused to let the DC Police help the Secret Service when her BLM paramilitary attacked the White House for an entire week, not just an afternoon at pre-scheduled Nanzi's Reichstag False Flag.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2021 03:46 PM (Ndje9)

463 Oh, right. There was a Mick Jones in Foreigner, too.

Tom Jones, Brian Jones, Kenney Jones, Mick Jones (The Clash), Mick Jones (Foreigner), John Paul Jones, Steve Jones, Keith Moon, Keith Richards, Keith Emerson, Brian May, Mick Taylor, Roger Taylor, Roger Daltrey, Roger Waters, John Lennon, Paul McCartney...

Want your kid to be a British rock star? Just name him Brian, Mick, Roger, or Keith, preferably with the last name Jones or Taylor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 03:47 PM (G15ac)

464 Imagine if Trump had said "While Pelosi hides behind her fence afraid/alone, I stand w/ people peacefully exercising their First Amendment Right after the murder of Democracy in a stolen election.

There are no vicious dogs & ominous weapons. There is just a scared woman. Afraid/alone..."

He'd be in Leavenworth.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2021 03:49 PM (Ndje9)

465 M O O N

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 03:55 PM (ap+jI)

466 "He's using the military against the American people..." says the guy who brought 20000 NG troops to DC to quell a feared riot that was later referred to as "a mirage."

These fucking liars.

Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2021 03:58 PM (gS3OW)

467 This actually makes me lose some respect for Trump.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2021 04:12 PM (8t5fK)

468 And here I was thinking that Trump was based. Turns out he's actually a pussy.

Posted by: Mike Oxmaul at June 09, 2021 04:23 PM (OjTGt)

469 Who the hell cared about this in the first place?
He had every right to have those thugs moved

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 09, 2021 05:00 PM (0WEXg)

470 According to Dr. Fauci, attacks on him are attacks on science.

So I'd like to apologize here and now for every mean thing I've said about him, and about his groundbreaking work for Hydra.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 09, 2021 05:45 PM (etG8u)

471 We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that it would have been fine if he had, given that there were church burnings, looting, and violence going on behind the cordone of "peaceful protesters." We can bet Biden would do this to Republicans.

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