French President Emmanuel Macron Slapped by a Citizen;
Le Figaro Suggests The Motive Was Anger About the Lockdowns

That motive is not confirmed, just speculated.

LeFigaro says that both the man and "one of his accomplices" were arrested. They're both part of the "Yellow Vest" movement that protested throughout most of 2019.

I think maybe they're saying that the "accomplice" grabbed Macron's forearm, which then, I guess, opened him up for the slap delivered by the other guy.

Another article suggests that Macron had been sensing growing anger from the crowds over France's almost-never-ending lockdowns. France is moving to the "third stage" of ending (maybe!) the lockdown this week, but I guess people are sick and tired of it already.


All I can say is, what a terrible thing to do.

Our beloved political, bureaucratic, and media lords deserve the utmost respect, faith, and physical submissiveness of the peasantry.

Thanks to AndyCanuck.

Posted by: Ace at 03:31 PM




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1 Good.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (jOcSX)

2 We need a "Slap Your Leader" Day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (YxVzA)

3 I've laughed every time I've watched the tape--about 20 times. Which is horrible of me, probably.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (nzEdf)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

5 The musketeers were not available for comment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (JzHQ3)

6 Didn't the yellow vest movement start well before the lockdowns?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

7 June 8, the day of the French Insurrection.

Posted by: Fedup at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (68ya+)

8 Justin Trudeau is a malevolent bastard. I don't believe I'll ever have the opportunity to kick him in the nuts. But if I could would I?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (Gf82x)

9 Looks like one guy--khaki t-shirt guy--holds Macron's right forearm and slaps Macron's left cheek. I don't know what the second suspect did.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (nzEdf)

10 Not much of a slap, tbh.

Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (Rbu5d)

11 >>>6 Didn't the yellow vest movement start well before the lockdowns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

A couple of years ago, or more.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (nzEdf)

12 I want the Steve Innman commentary.

Posted by: Dino58 at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (esrIA)

13 >>>The yellow vests movement or yellow jackets movement (French: Mouvement des gilets jaunes, pronounced is a populist, grassroots protest movement for economic justice that began in France in October 2018.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (nzEdf)

14 LOL!
Notre Dame burned under this loser's watch. Notre Dame! I wept in my son's orthodontist's office as we watched it in stunned horror. He deserves multiple slaps.

Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bVhJi)

15 >>>6 Didn't the yellow vest movement start well before the lockdowns?


yes it was about gas taxes and other assorted burdens the alliance between the very poor and very rich were putting on the middle class

also about immigration. mix of populist resentments.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (0G13K)

16 6 Didn't the yellow vest movement start well before the lockdowns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)


Yes. I can't remember what specifically it was a protest about. But I think it involves protesting going even more commie.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (ieBS8)

17 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:37 PM (V13WU)

18 "Bonjour ! Bonjour!" WHAM!!

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (V13WU)

19 editing:

>>>The yellow vests movement or yellow jackets movement (French: Mouvement des gilets jaunes), is a populist, grassroots protest movement for economic justice that began in France in October 2018.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (nzEdf)

20 He went home and cried to mommy, I mean his wife.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (xEIoY)

21 looked to me like Macron was holding the forearm of the guy that slapped him ... no other arms involved.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Cus5s)

22 15 >>>6 Didn't the yellow vest movement start well before the lockdowns?


yes it was about gas taxes and other assorted burdens the alliance between the very poor and very rich were putting on the middle class

also about immigration. mix of populist resentments.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (0G13K)

========

I thought it sounded familiar.

I'm sure the past year has only done terrible things to their numbers. Surely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

23 We need a "Slap Your Leader" Day.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2021 02:33 PM (YxVzA)


Who wouldn't like to pop Puddin in his capped teeth?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (y7DUB)

24 Why do I sorta think that the lockdown was just to get rid of the yellow vests?
And here to clear the way for blmtifa?

Guess I'm just conspiracy-ing or something.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)

25 I've laughed every time I've watched the tape...
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:34 PM (nzEdf)


I know the feeling.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:38 PM (V13WU)

26 IIRC, the "yellow vest" protest started because of gas taxes and also some asinine law where drivers had to wear yellow vests while driving, hence the "yellow vest" protests.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (a+Mub)

27 He just challenged him to a duel -- croissants at 20 paces...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (PiwSw)

28 Science says that when a member of The Elite gets slapped, the virus becomes more powerful, so lockdown get extended.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (4xxLO)

29 It moved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (KWVje)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

31 I would like to pop Uncle Joe but my Mama frowned on abusing animals and retards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (o2MD2)

32 28 Science says that when a member of The Elite gets slapped, the virus becomes more powerful, so lockdown get extended.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (4xxLO)

=========

"Checks out."
-Fauci

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

33 The slap heard round the...three inches of Macron's face.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (KbCG3)

34 Macron surrendered pretty easily didn't he?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (BRpqW)

35 What's with the annoying "Buy Now, Click Here" ad at the top of the main page? 1996 called... they want their annoying banner ads back.

Posted by: The Waterboy at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (0M2wm)

36 Sen. Joe Manchin Issues Response After 'Constructive' Meeting With Civil Rights Groups on Voting Law

https://bit.ly/2RyeWdu

Shockingly, he's hanging tough on both HR1 and the filibuster, which leads me to speculate on whether we will be betrayed by Collins or Boneless Pork Rectum (D-Utah) or both.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

37 Macron's right hand is grasping slapper's left forearm while slapper's left hand is grasping Macron's right forearm.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (nzEdf)

38 Bitchslapped by a dude that slaps like a bitch.

Typical French shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Obviously, this is the fault of The Bad Orange Man...

Posted by: wytshus at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (XGs0y)

40 I've lost track of what's been going on in France -- were they heavy-handed about lockdowns like Canada?
Where are they on the EU, do they comply or are they pulling away like the UK?

Don't think the yellow vest issues were ever resolved, and they sure as heck aren;t controlling their refugee problems.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

41 To be fair, he has a very slappable face.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (gAFsE)

42 Love slap. I've been hurt worse by horny women.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)

43 Ajax's fur is so dense, he just soaked up all the rain like a sponge.

Interesting we are hearing about the yellow vests again all of a sudden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (PNtP0)

44 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (arJlL)

45 Girl fight!

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (v0R5T)

46 We are supposed to be moving to phase three, but of course, they don't intend to lift the emergency powers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (5HBd1)

47
They're both part of the "Yellow Vest" movement that protested throughout most of 2019.

In other words, the Fake News over there is labeling them as "Far Right."

I don't believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (xWhqL)

48 What is it with the sort of "namaste" hand gesture-the God in me greets the God in you" that Macon uses?. It's hokey if you're not a religious person, and he's certainly not respectful towards the people under perpetual lockdown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (k39e/)

49 Leftists can now tell everyone this was the greatest assault on French "democracy" since Robespierre.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (BRpqW)

50 38 Bitchslapped by a dude that slaps like a bitch.

Typical French shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

It used to be worse when it was a mailed back hand. Or was followed by a duel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:42 PM (PNtP0)

51 Hah! Bitchslap for a bitch!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 02:42 PM (II3Gr)

52 A president slapped, you say? Why it's like The Terror and 9/11 all rolled into one.

Posted by: Macron's at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (QU5/8)

53 Oh, I read it as *grabbed his firearm* and thought "what's the point? The piano teacher's catamite would have a French gun. Not one that works."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (yFG1M)

54 I guess the guy didn't have time for a Dirty Sanchez, but it would have made for better video.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (sWM8x)

55 42 Love slap. I've been hurt worse by horny women.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)

I dated a girl in college who was a big (I don't mean fat) girl and a life guard. Buddy, that girl could hurt you.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (o2MD2)

56 49 Leftists can now tell everyone this was the greatest assault on French "democracy" since Robespierre.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (BRpqW)

Wouldn't it be since their last revolution? They are on like their 18th republic, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (PNtP0)

57 If you're gonna strike someone, at least make it worth the time you're gonna do for it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (MpOGS)

58
"Bonjour! Bonjour !" SLAP !!


sorry, can't stop laughing

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (V13WU)

59 Float like a papillon....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (6FeV1)

60 Shouldn't a duel follow the slapping

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (oEn12)

61 53 Oh, I read it as *grabbed his firearm* and thought "what's the point? The piano teacher's catamite would have a French gun. Not one that works."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (yFG1M)

Don't tell Ian at Forgotten Weapons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (PNtP0)

62 What did the five fingers say to the face?

Posted by: Rick James, Bitch! at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (II3Gr)

63 57 If you're gonna strike someone, at least make it worth the time you're gonna do for it.
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (MpOGS)

A punch is just vulgar.

A slap says "Fuck you, you are beneath me."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)

64 Bring back dueling and a bunch of this shit settles right the hell down.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Vxu+H)

65 In France the cops are called "PSIGs"?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)

66 So the frogs are rumbling while masked Americans huddle in their homes.

Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)

67 lose the yellow vests. ghillie suits ftw

Posted by: x4 at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (oA+QO)

68

lol @ their masks...outdoors...but they're shaking hands

because the chinese virus only exists in mouths and nostrils, everyone!!

What A Fucking Joke This Clown World Is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (xWhqL)

69 42 Love slap. I've been hurt worse by horny women.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (VgIeo)

That level of enthusiasm should be taken as a compliment, I think.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (gAFsE)

70 The second week of the French Open is going on now. The curfew results in no fans for the night sessions. The ball kids have to wear masks. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)

71 That's a shame. He has done wonders for the French people, kept them safe from terrorism and totes didn't screw with their economy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (XSRBF)

72 RT News has live feed, then archived, of the Yellow Vest protests. Fun to watch on a weekend.

https://www.rt.com

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (nzEdf)

73 Those guys are going to be lost in the Chateau d'If forever. Took stones to slap the Macron, I'll give them that.

Posted by: Revenant at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (Z7rbj)

74 Did he yell "Persian SHOE!!" before slapping him?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

75 So the frogs are rumbling while masked Americans huddle in their homes.

Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1)

They've always had a much lower ceiling when it comes to rioting and tearing shit down. What republic are they on now? Fifth?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (gAFsE)

76
Alternate post title:

Here's the trailer to the sequel to Ridicule

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (xWhqL)

77 Stuff like this is why Macron has been tacking hard back to the center lately. He might be a technocratic dweeb, but in France you can't not know what happens when the natives get restless.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Vgw1E)

78 In France the cops are called "PSIGs"?
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)



I wondered that as well.....
Pepe Smells Insane Gas?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

79 77 Stuff like this is why Macron has been tacking hard back to the center lately. He might be a technocratic dweeb, but in France you can't not know what happens when the natives get restless.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (Vgw1E)

=========

They write a new constitution?

I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

80 Just think, Parisians created an entire dance based on the pimp slap, the Apache.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (hHD25)

81 Pity our "leaders" don't get slapped more often.

And by "slapped," of course, I mean with a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (2JVJo)

82 "Bonjour! Bonjour !" SLAP !!


sorry, can't stop laughing
Posted by: runner


I know, it IS funny.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (vcOmj)

83 31 I would like to pop Uncle Joe but my Mama frowned on abusing animals and retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (o2MD2)

If anyone slapped that bag of weak synapses and stimulants, his heart would go into a-fib that would make deadmau5 sound like a Viennese waltz.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (6FeV1)

84 In France the cops are called "PSIGs"?
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue 

Wtf?

Posted by: Psaki at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (xeB56)

85 38 Bitchslapped by a dude that slaps like a bitch.

Typical French shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM

*shrug* I've slapped a few guys rather lightly just to get a point across

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)

86
The slapper sure looks like euro "antifa" to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (xWhqL)

87 Is this the one who married a lady his mommy's age, or is that Canada? I get teh frogs mixed up sometimes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (uwc6D)

88 but in France you can't not know what happens when the natives get restless.'



==

No kidding. Fromage rebellion. Or worse.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (V13WU)

89 >>>I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Surrendering to Hitler?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (XSRBF)

90 Next, he gets slapped with a dead fish.

Then you know they mean business.


Tonight, Macron was slapped with the fishes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (vcOmj)

91
Throw out your hands, stick out your tush
Hands on your hips, give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

92 Some fwench pwesidence like it rough they say.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (0OP+5)

93 MOAR!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (c2XlY)

94 he second week of the French Open is going on now.
The curfew results in no fans for the night sessions. The ball kids
have to wear masks. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Just a side note====
Science says that after dark, the freaky deaky virus comes out . . .which is totes worse than the daylight version.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (4xxLO)

95 "Hit me baby, one more time"

Sure thing bitch! Just let me get the golf club.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (Vxu+H)

96
*shrug* I've slapped a few guys rather lightly just to get a point across
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)


Acceptable, but you've got the country's leader in your grasp and are pissed. Wanna send a message?

Break. His. Nose.

He'll start thinking differently about his actions for a spell afterwards.

You're going to jail anyway.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

97 75 So the frogs are rumbling while masked Americans huddle in their homes.

Washington could conquer modern Amerca today with a whifflebat if he wanted to.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (Ojki1


To be fair those "Americans" are as American as Vegetable Joe the Cucumber in Chief is "president".

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (BRpqW)

98 I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)


Jean Cocteau, Orphee?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (PiwSw)

99 >>>Next, he gets slapped with a dead fish.


I remember when French soldiers would taunt you a second time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (XSRBF)

100 Sacrebleu, Le taste has been slapped right out of me . I hope it returns in time for the souffle.
.

Posted by: Macron's Mouth at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM (cCxiu)

101 I noticed that the slap was uniquely French: delivered half-heartedly, with a limp wrist.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (WmGrA)

102 89 >>>I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Surrendering to Hitler?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:48 PM (XSRBF)

========

True enough.

The French were warlike once. It's been a while, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

103 Next, he gets slapped with a dead fish.
/////
Leave his wife out of this!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (c2XlY)

104 Now choke me!

Not with your hand, with my hand numbnuts!

Posted by: Macron at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (xeB56)

105 *shrug* I've slapped a few guys rather lightly just to get a point across
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:47 PM (DB16e)

Reminds me of that scene in TDKR when Bane puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder right after Daggett insists he's in charge.

Bane: "Do you feel in charge?"

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (a+Mub)

106 I think that Chateau d'If is no longer open, so at least they won't end up doing time there.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (TNyrE)

107 Is this the one who married a lady his mommy's age, or is that Canada

Macron is 43. His wife is 68.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (k39e/)

108 Next, he gets slapped with a dead fish.


Or, a squid thrown onto the ice......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Somebody who needs a good slapping.

Fully Vaccinated, President Harris Meets With President Of Mexico Outdoors While Wearing A Mask

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (d9FiS)

110 I remember when French soldiers would taunt you a second time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Well, his wife does smell of elderberries.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

111 >>>The French were warlike once. It's been a while, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)

112 You're going to jail anyway.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:49 PM

Good point.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (DB16e)

113 From an old thread, but I just woke up, Ace writes -

>>Journalists will admit -- when absolutely forced to by proof of incontrovertible facts -- that they were wrong. What they will never do is admit they were at fault.

Ha ha. Ace has discovered estrogen-ium logic.
(with apologies to the ettes.)

This is how women think. They were "justified," they were "forced" to act that way, "they had no choice."

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Well, this is how it's done.

But seriously, I think this is how people think when they are subordinate by choice. (ie, beta.) It is ingrained in them that "the government," or the UN, or "capitalism" is in charge of their lives and they blame the world for their mistakes instead of taking responsibility for their own ideas and actions. They do not want to be responsible (because that is hard,) but they also want to be able to bitch about things they chose not to control. I think it sums up the Left fairly well

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (SOV0G)

114
23

Who wouldn't like to pop Puddin in his capped teeth?

-----

And his hair! Obviously fake, it's a wig! Watch this!

*rrrrrripppp*

Oh, my bad...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (BCs5a)

115 SlapWeasel strikes again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

116 Age is just a number.

Posted by: Macron's Sexy Mommy Lady at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (QU5/8)

117 Pfuck the PSIGs!

Posted by: Pantifa at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (BRpqW)

118 111 >>>The French were warlike once. It's been a while, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)

========

It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

119 I thought the French slapped with gloves.

Posted by: dartist at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (+ya+t)

120 I don't know what the second suspect did. posted by m

He was nearby and gave me a dirty look. It was menacing I tells ya.

Posted by: Macron's Mouth at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (cCxiu)

121 116 Age is just a number.
Posted by: Macron's Sexy Mommy Lady at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (QU5/

So are IQ and Fuckability.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (6FeV1)

122 Trudeau and his wife are close in age. He's 49. She's 46 and if the pictures are correct she's lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (k39e/)

123 Le soldats loved Napoleon. That is why he is buried at Les Invalides.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (V13WU)

124 Age is just a number.
Posted by: Macron's Sexy Mommy Lady

And your number is not exactly prime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

125 118 So the upside to global warming is no Russian winter, and Europe can feel free to get payback?

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Ojki1)

126 I am in favor of all lefty politicians getting slapped.

With a brick.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (E+OcO)

127 101 I noticed that the slap was uniquely French: delivered half-heartedly, with a limp wrist.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (WmGrA

Shouldn't that lead to a duel at dawn?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (Gf82x)

128 118

Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)

========

It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.

----

I think that year, summer turned into winter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (BCs5a)

129 I would have slapped the jerk that just used my driveway to turn around and peeled out in my gravel.
I live on a dead end so I really don't mind people using my drive to turn around, but dont fucking peel out.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (DB16e)

130 freeze-frame of the fey slap:

https://tinyurl.com/69brta9k

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (nzEdf)

131 that video NEVER gets old

not like Macron's creepy wife

she did get old

but not that video!

slappy guy showing us all how it's done!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (j9HX3)

132
Ah to revisit the Napoleonic era, when men were men and thought invading Russia was a smart move.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 08, 2021 02:51 PM (XSRBF)

========

It should be fine if spring doesn't turn into summer, which then turns into autumn, which then turns into winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

They surrendered last time pretty quickly, I'm sure if we take Moscow the war will be over in no time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (z5Vrg)

133 123 Le soldats loved Napoleon. That is why he is buried at Les Invalides.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:53 PM (V13WU)

========

Pretty sure I heard that his body was dismembered and each part was placed in different boxes within the large sarcophagus. You know, to prevent him from coming back together and ruling France again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

134 We are making are way across the country and the farther west we get the fewer masks we see. Of course, we stay far away from the cities but small town America seems to have said fuck this mask and vaccine bullshit.

Posted by: Megthered at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (R4Skc)

135
Macron is 43. His wife is 68.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:50 PM (k39e/)



I think you've gone a little too far when you're a square root younger.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

136 >>> I've lost track of what's been going on in France -- were they heavy-handed about lockdowns like Canada?

I haven't kept up closely, but my impression is yes, they were heavy-handed.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (0G13K)

137 TBF, I never met a frenchie that didn't need to be slapped.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (SOV0G)

138 Twenty five years is a bit of a lot. For age difference. But French are like that.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (V13WU)

139 The French Connection Part 3


Starring:


Richard Simmons as 'The Slap'

and

Emmanuel Macron as Himself

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (Nf3zW)

140 >>>Macron is 43. His wife is 68.

i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)

141 Tami provided a link to this one earlier.

As I recall, several of the 'rons were rather taken with the female agent's derriere.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (quECl)

142 I haven't kept up closely, but my impression is yes, they were heavy-handed.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (0G13K)



You have to quarantine if you travel from one province to another.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

143 Let them eat Kamala Face Cookies.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (haWye)

144 133 Wasn't that the plot of a Friday the 13th movie?

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Ojki1)

145 10 Not much of a slap, tbh.
_______

Yep, not that I'm advocating slugging politicians, but if you're going to get arrested anyway, you may as well hit him hard enough that he feels it and remembers it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

146 I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

147 They write a new constitution?

I mean, seriously, what else have they done in the past 100 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)


Well, the June Days, among other things.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Vgw1E)

148 10/10 would fap to again

Posted by: Kalel666 at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (QYU2B)

149 As I recall, several of the 'rons were rather taken with the female agent's derriere.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Proudly raises hand!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (Rvt88)

150 Pretty sure I heard that his body was dismembered and each part was placed in different boxes within the large sarcophagus. You know, to prevent him from coming back together and ruling France again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

I have not heard that. There is stipulation that he was poisoned at St. Helena.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (V13WU)

151 I think that year, summer turned into winter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 08, 2021 02:54 PM (BCs5a)

------

And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels.

And there was much rejoicing. (Yeaaah.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)

152 i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM

Which is why I call him the piano teacher's catamite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (yFG1M)

153 I have not heard that. There is stipulation that he was poisoned at St. Helena.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 02:57 PM (V13WU)

I never agree to a poison stipulation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Y5qcH)

154 >>i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.


Creepy. Also creepy when it's the reverse (e.g. Celine Dion).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

155 140 >>>Macron is 43. His wife is 68.

i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)

=======

Because Europeans are sophisticated about sex and shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

156 27 He just challenged him to a duel -- croissants at 20 paces...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 02:39 PM (PiwSw)

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Never bring a croissant to a baguette fight.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (p7r9F)

157 i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
Posted by: ace at

--

this seems odd

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (vkDpM)

158 Dude doing the smacking has all the arm strength of a wet noodle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)

159 Posted by: ace at June 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)

Yes, she was his drama/English teacher, I believe. I don't care if there's an age difference. My brother-in-law is 12 years older than my sister, but Macron-25 years younger and his teacher?!. So creepy!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (k39e/)

160 Filer une baffe. Il est probablement rentre chez lui et a pleure.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

161
Speaking of France, I've been watching so little Fake News lately I had just heard of the plummeting cable car in Italy that happened last week.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (xWhqL)

162 153 I drank what?

Posted by: Socrates at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Ojki1)

163 149 As I recall, several of the 'rons were rather taken with the female agent's derriere.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Well she's no Tulsi but beggars can't be choosers.




Posted by: Pantifa at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (BRpqW)

164 Dude doing the smacking has all the arm strength of a wet noodle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I wonder if he will taunt Macron a second time.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Rvt88)

165 Not hard enough.

System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B.

https://youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (KnJdm)

166 Too bad the guy slapping him was a French poofter. Would have been great to see that fossil fucker get decked.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 08, 2021 03:00 PM (icI8A)

167 France has a really weird relationship with its own history.

They go through waves.

A movie about the revolutionary figure Georges Danton was made in the 80s. During production, French feeling was with Danton, but by the time the movie came out some kind of nationalist zeal had come over the country moving opinion towards Robespierre. The negative portrayal of Robespierre doomed the film in France where it wouldn't have been as much of a problem a year before.

I maintain that Robespierre was one of history's greatest monsters, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

168 I never agree to a poison stipulation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Y5qcH)


it can and will kill you

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (V13WU)

169 Greetings:

That French guy slaps like Fauci throws a baseball.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (evgyj)

170 Imagine what could be raised for charity for an annual slap who you want day?

Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (53oGX)

171 There is stipulation that he was poisoned at St. Helena.
Posted by: runner

It wasn't poison. Just English food.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)

172 In France the cops are called "PSIGs"?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)


Pelotons de Surveillance et d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (Q9lwr)

173 just more anti-science violence...le sigh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (vkDpM)

174
Yeah, he was angry about the lockdown...just like those two muslims bombed the marathon race in Boston because they were angry about obamacare.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (xWhqL)

175 I didn't realize until just now that Macron is Nepalese. What a dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (guGkK)

176 t wasn't poison. Just English food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)


hmmm

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (V13WU)

177 It wasn't poison. Just English food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (d9FiS)

Damn beans on toast again.

Should have stuck with fish n' chips.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (a+Mub)

178 I can't even find online if the two people arrested were French and if they were local. The village is Tain-l'Hermitage, in the department of Drome, in southeastern France.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (nzEdf)

179 25 years younger and his teacher?!. So creepy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Not just creepy, but how emotionally stable could either of them be? Who would want to be led by a guy who is fixated on some early stage of emotional development - a boyhood crush on his teacher.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (SOV0G)

180 Slap-fighting is just so French.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Bmy3R)

181 Dude doing the smacking has all the arm strength of a wet noodle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Well, they're soccer players.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:03 PM (d9FiS)

182 They can open up the sarcophagus and confirm.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (V13WU)

183 Yep, not that I'm advocating slugging politicians, but if you're going to get arrested anyway, you may as well hit him hard enough that he feels it and remembers it. Posted by TrivialPursuer


Yep, YOLO. Be all you can be, put some effort into it, pull that arm back ,. wind up and spin around a couple times like your throwing a discus. Make it Hard enough to knock the taste out of that mouth for a month of Sundays (as Ma used to say). Make it the slap heard round the world.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (cCxiu)

184 Shirley Mclaine played a French whore in a movie. But I forget the name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (Gf82x)

185
Correction: they were angry about Tax Day (April 15th)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (xWhqL)

186 172 In France the cops are called "PSIGs"?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (BRpqW)

Pelotons de Surveillance et d'Intervention de la Gendarmerie
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:02 PM (Q9lwr)

So, here we have, "Police! Open up!" and there it's a real mouthful.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (nzEdf)

187 Nobody would have ever gotten away with slapping Louis XIV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (guGkK)

188 In Francophone Africa the French are still warlike. They still think of those countries as colonies, which they manage in so many ways -- banking systems, airline connections, trade, education, and of course language (which enables French news and information to crowd out the rest of the world).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (BMmaB)

189 184 Shirley Mclaine played a French whore in a movie. But I forget the name.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (Gf82x)

========

Irma la Douce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

190 Ceci n'est pas une slap

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (H+S8x)

191 Cue Quake 3 narrator:

HUMILIATION!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyvppak5jCw

Posted by: nobody at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (QZFG0)

192 I maintain that Robespierre was one of history's greatest monsters, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)



Pfffft!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (EERbD)

193
If someone did this to Joe Biden, it would be an assassination. His head would fall right off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (yFG1M)

194 Nobody would have ever gotten away with slapping Louis XIV.
Posted by: Cicero

Sire, the peasants are revolting!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (Rvt88)

195 i believe she taught him in... high school. Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.
___________

She wasn't just married when she first met and "fell in love" with Macron (he was in a drama club that she ran after school), she also had three kids -- two of whom were older than Macron.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (k4dH2)

196 only their first names are given in the press

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (V13WU)

197 180 Slap-fighting is just so French.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Pretty much what I was thinking. If I am going to get an assault charge for hitting a politician, I'd go for a right cross.

Posted by: West at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (QY+6a)

198 Tire iron at 1 paces

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)

199 196 only their first names are given in the press
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (V13WU)

I haven't even found that.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (nzEdf)

200 >>Correction: they were angry about Tax Day (April 15th)


Marathon bombers were angry about Patriot's Day, a MA holiday celebrating the beginning of the Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord.

*Or really, just doing that thing where they attack on a key day of their target's history

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

201 Supposedly they waited until he hit maturity to have sex. Then she divorced her husband (yes, married) to have sex with her student.


I will dick no student, before his time.

Posted by: Orson Welles at June 08, 2021 03:06 PM (guGkK)

202 If you look closely, Macron's pants are on backwards.

Oh, wait. That's AFTER the slap.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (sWM8x)

203 I've fucking told you about those lawn clippings for the last time, Macron!

Posted by: Froggy Le Slappe at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (QU5/8)

204 It was a sucker slap and will be used to justify politicians continuing to distance themselves from their subjects.

Posted by: iandeal at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (EefjG)

205 Note that he immediately retreated, as is tradition.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)

206 Ceci n'est pas une slap
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (H+S8x)



C'est un baiser de la main.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (EERbD)

207 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)

208 So when does France surrender to this guy?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (UuD2k)

209 205 Note that he immediately retreated, as is tradition.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)

!!!

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (nzEdf)

210 Note that he immediately retreated, as is tradition.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)

Looked like he was led away by his guards

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (V13WU)

211 Marathon bombers were angry about Patriot's Day, a MA holiday celebrating the beginning of the Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord.

-

I remember the beginning of the global war on islamic terror when some lib news fakenews outlets would describe allahu snackbar as "an old arabic battle cry" to avoid mentioning the islamic terror of islamic terror.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (vkDpM)

212 Nobody would have ever gotten away with slapping Louis XIV.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM


Louis XVI on the other hand...

Posted by: Bert G at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (UcYvR)

213
L'insurrection!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (yFG1M)

214
Marathon bombers were angry about Patriot's Day, a MA holiday celebrating the beginning of the Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord.

Posted by: Lizzy


Chris Matthews of fake news msnbc immediately said they it was tea partiers angry about paying taxes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (xWhqL)

215 If you're going to prison for hitting a politician you should hit him so hard his kids will be born dizzy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Vxu+H)

216 So when does France surrender to this guy?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

-

the left surrenders to everyone but their constituents. For actual contrymen, there is no tool or punishment too harsh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (vkDpM)

217 207 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)

=========

Robespierre ordered the first modern genocide with La Vendee refused to bend the knee to the Revolutionary government.

Seriously, Robespierre might have worked on a smaller scale than Mao or Stalin, but he was very much in their mold of evil. He just had more primitive tools to work with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

218 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:08 PM (Cxk7w)


Still immersed in Archipelago ?

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:09 PM (V13WU)

219 What kind of girly man would not punch back?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (SOV0G)

220 You're gonna have to work harder than that to impress Jodie Foster, mon ami.

Posted by: John Hinkley at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (QU5/8)

221
Let's make June 8th National Punch a President day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (mht8P)

222

Trivia:

What do they call a cocksucker in France?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)

223 Slapper on tape saying, "Good evening commissionaire, how are you, your lovely wife and all the little commissionaires!"

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (nzEdf)

224 Shirley Mclaine played a French whore in a movie. But I forget the name.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Irma la Duce' ? Just spitballin' here, boss.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

225 Chris Matthews of fake news msnbc immediately said they it was tea partiers angry about paying taxes.

-

today, they'd say they were motivated by trump, presuming he said something like "I don't run marathons" much like africans attack asians is supposedly trump's fault because he blamed chyna for the wuhan flu.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (vkDpM)

226
What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)

Le Président?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (yFG1M)

227 Ellie Kemper Is in more trouble.

Actress Ellie Kemper In Hot Water Again After Photos Emerge Of Her Using Aunt Jemima Syrup

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (d9FiS)

228 Trivia:

What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)



Monsieur.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (EERbD)

229 Faggot French. An American would have broken his jaw.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (xopIz)

230 Did you guys hear that Bezos is going into outer space ? Some serious ego on that guy.

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (V13WU)

231 >>Chris Matthews of fake news msnbc immediately said they it was tea partiers angry about paying taxes.


WTF? Glad I didn't hear that at the time.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

232 Trivia:



What do they call a cocksucker in France?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)

French.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (KnJdm)

233 "You have ra-ceived a slap. One could get a concussion from such a slap."

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (nzEdf)

234 Ellie Kemper is in even deeper trouble as I imagine her refusing to use pronouns. while in lingerie. while in bed.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (vkDpM)

235 A slap like that should require a white silk glove and a cigarette in a holder.

Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

236 Trivia:

What do they call a cocksucker in France?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:10 PM (xWhqL)


A Royale with cheese.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (EERbD)

237
le pickel le smoochier

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (xWhqL)

238 What, there were no nice knife-toting Syrian children between the ages of 18-25 there to keep his head safe in an amazon prime box, away from from pleb slaps?

Just think, this was the "filtered" audience.

Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (wAnMi)

239 Did you guys hear that Bezos is going into outer space ? Some serious ego on that guy.
Posted by: runner


He wants to open an Amazon Distribution center in orbit...leaving Levon far behind....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (vcOmj)

240 207 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists


It's a weird psychological flip for the French and their Revolution. All the high aspirations about liberty and equality in what had been a Feudal system for so long giving way to a bunch of vendetta settling and blood letting which basically consumed everyone involved until Napoleon applied lessons learned.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (BRpqW)

241
Faggot French. An American would have broken his jaw.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:11 PM (xopIz)

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Let's be fair here. If this French dude slapped our President, Biden'd be in intensive care.

But yeah, if an American did it, his mummy head would just explode into dust.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (yFG1M)

242 The Soy Slap is an embarrassing Slap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (4fSQf)

243 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists
Posted by: Skip

I've heard about 25,000. Hell, that's a slow Friday afternoon for Stalin or Mao.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (d9FiS)

244

Mon Dieu!

I'm still laughing ahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (9VFzC)

245 runner nope, finished all 3 books in 1 moth exact, almost 1/2 done Rise and Fall of the Third Reich now.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (Cxk7w)

246 When your policies end up killing people, destroying their businesses, and shaking family foundations, along with the laundry list of other offenses, he (and others) are damn lucky that they only experience a slap.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (aXxgO)

247
Too bad Macaroon's name isn't Curtis.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (xWhqL)

248 O/T - YUGE branch just snapped off a tree in front of Stately Poppins Manor because of the storm and missed my bike by **that much**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (2JVJo)

249 Did you guys hear that Bezos is going into outer space ? Some serious ego on that guy.
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:12 PM (V13WU)


I'd feel terrible if somebody hacked the systems once he was in orbit for a ransom. But forgot to leave a callback number.

Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)

250 Ugh. Do old socks just follow me around, or what?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (wAnMi)

251 I imagine Macron's schoolteacher to have been a a Shirley McClain lookalike. I know my high school French teacher was and she'd probably be 85 now. Doable.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (0OP+5)

252 That slap was weak, he should have put some more effort in it. But it's France, so there you go.

Posted by: Wicklow at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (uH65w)

253 Nobody would have ever gotten away with slapping Louis XIV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2021 03:04 PM (guGkK)

Or De Gaulle. He may have been a cocksucker and a bastard and anti-American, but he was tough and personally brave.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (Q9lwr)

254 clutch, or what

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (V13WU)

255 I'd feel terrible if somebody hacked the systems once he was in orbit for a ransom. But forgot to leave a callback number.

Posted by: The Gerbil at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)


He has to call tech support, in India.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)

256 Bezos should fly around the sun and go backwards in time landing in San Francisco circa 1989 and then bring Rosie foward in time to communicate with the UFOs we keep hearing about.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (BRpqW)

257 Aw heck, I gotta leave again. Hopefully be back in time for bats. Or sugar gliders. Or more pics of that saucy wench known as the VP's daughter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (wAnMi)

258 Remember when some Iraqi threw a shoe at Bush ?

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (V13WU)

259 It's a weird psychological flip for the French and their Revolution. All the high aspirations about liberty and equality in what had been a Feudal system for so long giving way to a bunch of vendetta settling and blood letting which basically consumed everyone involved until Napoleon applied lessons learned.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:13 PM (BRpqW)

I don't think it's possible to overthrow a feudal system and form a functioning govt worth a crap. The vast majority of people in a feudal system are uneducated and motivated by revenge or greed. The Russian's and French couldn't do it without killing lots of people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

260 I know my high school French teacher was and she'd probably be 85 now. Doable.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:15 PM (0OP+5)

My French 1 T.A. was a total smokeshow, until you got close enough and realized that she was French, and smelled sort of bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9lwr)

261 Bezos' trip is about 90 minutes. His brother is going, too.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (nzEdf)

262 I'd feel terrible if somebody hacked the systems once he was in orbit for a ransom. But forgot to leave a callback number.
Posted by: The Gerbil

And Bezos had to phone the Amazon help desk to try to resolve the problem.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Rvt88)

263 Willowed:

I have THREE bottles of Buffalo Trace for sharing.

Should be a good time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 01:02 PM (XvPQV)

I have located my vintage steel tip lawn darts. Looks like we got all the ingredients for a memorable afternoon.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (hKi6n)

264 More politicians should be slapped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

265 If someone did this to Joe Biden, it would be an assassination. His head would fall right off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:05 PM (yFG1M)

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Beat me to it: exploding fireworks as his hair plugs and dentures were launched, with blood spurting out of his eyes and his ... whatever.

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (GvumD)

266 When your policies end up killing people, destroying
their businesses, and shaking family foundations, along with the
laundry list of other offenses, he (and others) are damn lucky that they
only experience a slap.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 08, 2021 03:14 PM (aXxgO)

This. . . . it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)

267 The Hill
@thehill
Alyssa Milano says she could "potentially run" for House in 2024 http://hill.cm/0zAt0ht

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Yeah, and I could potentially become a Playboy Bunny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (d9FiS)

268
And yeah, I agree. Of course he should have slapped him with a tire iron. He's a politician, after all.

But, let's be real. This is more spirit than anyone in the US has shown, and the American government's effrontery is far, far worse than Macron's. I'm as fond of bagging on La Belle France as the next man, but we don't really have room to talk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (yFG1M)

269 French President Emmanuel Macron Slapped by a Citizen

We surrender!

Posted by: Pres. Micron at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (OFJlJ)

270 38 Special FMJ 130 Grain Prvi ammo at SGAmmo - limited quantity - $33.95 for 50 round box

https://tinyurl.com/sd56jdky

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2021 03:18 PM (AMIL/)

271 I don't think it's possible to overthrow a feudal
system and form a functioning govt worth a crap.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

The English managed it, although their brand of feudalism wasn't quite as brutal as the French, and there always was a sense that the peasants were people deserving of some protection.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)

272 More politicians should be slapped.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM

This cannot be said often enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (dkvcO)

273 I think you could train them to smell better though if you kept them in a cage with those cedar shavings for a few months.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (QU5/8)

274 Or De Gaulle. He may have been a cocksucker and a bastard and anti-American, but he was tough and personally brave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (Q9lwr)


Was he the one named after that airport?

Posted by: Gen Z savant at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

275

His protection detail will be in the deep merde...

Posted by: Speak Truth to Power in Hope They Will Shrivel and Die at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (ND961)

276 I saw this earlier and it made my day! Now, if someone would just do this to Newscum!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (BNMel)

277 totally worth it.

Posted by: Guy who slapped Macron that was tackled at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (2SdPm)

278 Macron's wife slaps him harder than that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (4fSQf)

279 He gets a Coeur d'Purple for that!

Posted by: John Kerry at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (1fg6a)

280 oh my, news is that hunter used the N WORD in his text messaging.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)

281 The French revolution did do in thousands of lives but no where near the Communists
Posted by: Skip


uh, weren't the jacobins arguably the prototype for the commies that came later? Authoritarian populist uprising to seize power, centralized control,....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (SOV0G)

282 I don't think it's possible to overthrow a feudal system and form a functioning govt worth a crap. The vast majority of people in a feudal system are uneducated and motivated by revenge or greed. The Russian's and French couldn't do it without killing lots of people.

Agreed. The French laws and customs coming out of the feudal system are described as so arbitrary and confusing and completely without logical consistency it makes the current American Federal bureaucracy seem somewhat comprehensible.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (BRpqW)

283 He has to call tech support, in India.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)


Love the guy in Hyderabad with the super-thick monotone accent. (I've worked with these guys for 20 years and still can't understand them)

"Hello, my name is Scott, and I'll be helping you today. After this call you'll have a chance to rate your satisfaction..."

I'm DYING UP HERE!

"Well, yes, I understand your frustration sir. First, I'd like you to unplug..."

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)

284 He has to call tech support, in India.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)

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Tech support, my name Peggy. Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)

285 Silly me, I read the "namaste" gesture as the French version of "time out."

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (KATBx)

286 As they say in French: Jour de gifler une salope.

Bitchspapping Day!

Posted by: nobody at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (QZFG0)

287
The English managed it, although their brand of feudalism wasn't quite as brutal as the French, and there always was a sense that the peasants were people deserving of some protection.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)

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They also had a massive assist from a world-historical plague that wiped out half the population and made labor tremendously more valuable than elsewhere in Europe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (yFG1M)

288 Dude doing the smacking has all the arm strength of a wet noodle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)


Keep laughing, Americans!
He's got more balls than you!

Posted by: Frogs feeling proud at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (z79tQ)

289 In their life there's something lacking.
What they need's a damn good whacking!

Posted by: Toad-O at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (cct0t)

290 Or De Gaulle. He may have been a cocksucker and a bastard and anti-American, but he was tough and personally brave.

and he absolutely adored and cared for his Down syndrome daughter Anne in a time when that was not common

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)

291 280 oh my, news is that hunter used the N WORD in his text messaging.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)

==========

"This does not reflect poorly on Joe Biden."
-The press

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

292 More politicians should be slapped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

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Particularly with whips and on the ass.

Posted by: Fang Fang, totally not a CCP spy but the next Mrs. Shartwell at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (GvumD)

293 Greetings:

I'll see your "Mon Dieu" and raise you a "Sacré Bleu".

Posted by: 11B40 at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (evgyj)

294 Well, Alyssa Milano would have a lot of money to do that, I imagine. Lots of money is politics is a very bad thing which explains why some of the RINOs running in N.J. can spend a lot of money on T.V. ads and the challengers have no ads. And you'd think some people would wonder where all this money came from and maybe not vote for them. Some don't, but not enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (k39e/)

295 Was he the one named after that airport?

Posted by: Gen Z savant at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

No...the cigarettes. De Gaulloise, shortened to Gauloises.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:22 PM (Q9lwr)

296 291 280 oh my, news is that hunter used the N WORD in his text messaging.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)

==========

"This does not reflect poorly on Joe Biden."
-The press

========>

newest news stories "children do NOT learn hate from their parents, if they're folksy progressives from small blue coastal states."

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (vkDpM)

297 So Frenchie's have bigger balls than Americans.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (eMEkg)

298 I have located my vintage steel tip lawn darts. Looks like we got all the ingredients for a memorable afternoon.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (hKi6n)



Booze and lawn darts. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

299 what exactly is Kamala afraid she will see at the border that is so terrible ?

Surely they can take her to some 'nice' facility where she can pose for a photo op with kids right ?

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (BqBIh)

300 Brigette Macron reminds me of Mary Kay Letourneau, that woman who had an affair with her 13-year old student Vili Fualau (when she was a 30-something, married w/kids teacher). She got pregnant by the student, went to prison, had the baby, got pregnant by the student again, got out of prison, married the student, each wrote a book, the student sued the school (where he'd been a student and she'd been a teacher, and where they had multiple sexual encounters) for negligence (and lost). They went on a book tour in France, where they were celebrated as a great "love story." Eventually Letourneau and her student hubby divorced, and he told people that she had stolen his childhood. She died of cancer last year.

I wonder if the Macrons' future will be as grim?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (k4dH2)

301 The English managed it, although their brand of feudalism wasn't quite as brutal as the French, and there always was a sense that the peasants were people deserving of some protection.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)


Arguably the English benefitted from the fact that the monarchy was overlaid over the older system where power was a lot more distributed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (jOcSX)

302 oh my, news is that hunter used the N WORD in his text messaging.

Niece? Natalie? Nepotism?

Holy shit, it is dumping right now. It's like the clouds for the whole year stacked up on top of me and someone said, "Go!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (n/x6m)

303 288 Dude doing the smacking has all the arm strength of a wet noodle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 02:59 PM (3H9h1)

Keep laughing, Americans!
He's got more balls than you!
Posted by: Frogs feeling proud at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (z79tQ)

Touche.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (nzEdf)

304 BLM carries casket of a pig dressed as a cop through downtown Kansas City.

https://tinyurl.com/2p2ssrvc

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (bSk6g)

305 280 oh my, news is that hunter used the N WORD in his text messaging.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:20 PM (vkDpM)

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Hey it's not like he said "Pussy!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (GvumD)

306 Ah, France, where a miscreant needs an accomplice to deliver a slap.

Posted by: spindrift at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (h5TKJ)

307 281 I think so, the Leftism thinking for me starts in French revolution. The cry for equality is my key

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)

308 68

lol @ their masks...outdoors...but they're shaking hands

because the chinese virus only exists in mouths and nostrils, everyone!!

What A Fucking Joke This Clown World Is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 02:44 PM (xWhqL)

Man, you don't understand. The mask has nothing to do with the mutherhumpin virus. It won't do shit anyway. The mask is your symbol of submission to the authority of your superiors. It is kissing their ring so to speak.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)

309 Hey it's not like he said "Pussy!"

==

when you're their uncle/dad, they let you fuck their feet

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (vkDpM)

310 Doncha just love the double standard of PDT's kids versus Joe's kids?

Near as I can tell, PDT's kids were raised right, and are productive members of society.

Meanwhile, Joe's kids, typified by Hunter, it appears, well, MSM collectively yawns.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (2SdPm)

311 Surely they can take her to some 'nice' facility where she can pose for a photo op with kids right ?

Or some random piece of chain link fence that she can stand next to and fake cry.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (nfrXX)

312

Isnt it weird when you think about it, slavery in the US was FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

But, we have to act like it's somehow still something...and we have to act like slavery isn't happening in Africa, right now.

So weird.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)

313 14 LOL!
Notre Dame burned under this loser's watch. Notre Dame! I wept in my son's orthodontist's office as we watched it in stunned horror. He deserves multiple slaps.
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bVhJi)

Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)

314 She died of cancer last year.



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (k4dH2)


I love a happy ending.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (KnJdm)

315 and he absolutely adored and cared for his Down syndrome daughter Anne in a time when that was not common

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)

I did not know that...thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (Q9lwr)

316 Very soy slap, should have been a serious right hook.

Posted by: Paladin at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (7hzzD)

317 what exactly is Kamala afraid she will see at the border that is so terrible ?

Surely they can take her to some 'nice' facility where she can pose for a photo op with kids right ?

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (BqBIh)


They're trapped between a rock and a hard place. If they crack down on immigration, they piss of the progressive base. If they don't, they look weak and piss off a lot of middle of the road voters whom they need to maintain their thin majorities. Her people don't want her to have any association with the border since either way she'll get the blame.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (jOcSX)

318 Man, you don't understand. The mask has nothing to do with the mutherhumpin virus. It won't do shit anyway. The mask is your symbol of submission to the authority of your superiors. It is kissing their ring so to speak.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (o2MD2)
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It's also the modern version of the medieval talisman worn to ward off evil spirits.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (2SdPm)

319 CBD @ 260- Come to think of it mine sweated a good bit, probably cause she KNEW what us randy 9th graders were thinking about her. But she was an American and therefore bathed regularly.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (0OP+5)

320

I say the cheese eating surrender monkeys should be sodomized!

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (fKuq3)

321 BLM carries casket of a pig dressed as a cop through downtown Kansas City.

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They could murder and carry a casket of a dead cop dressed as a pig through every shithole city ... and nothing would happen to them except they'd take in even more corporate and billionaire money.

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (GvumD)

322 But, we have to act like it's somehow still something...and we have to act like slavery isn't happening in Africa, right now.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)



Speaking of, there is a black guy who works here, and he has a heavy accent. I asked him today what country he's from, and he said "Africa."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

323 Touche.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:23 PM (nzEdf)

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No, it's Tush.

Posted by: ZZ Top at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (kTF2Z)

324 I say the cheese eating surrender monkeys should be sodomized!

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at June 08, 2021 03:26 PM (fKuq3)

When all you have is a hammer . . . .

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

325 My French 1 T.A. was a total smokeshow, until you got close enough and realized that she was French, and smelled sort of bad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Q9lwr)


I had a track coach who was sorta cute blonde woman in her twenties. When we would stretch out for track practice she wore short shorts and I got a couple good views all the way up...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 03:27 PM (jOcSX)

326 If that had been a naked hooker that slapped him, Macron would be stripping down to his garters and offering up his consent for a good old fashioned navy thrashing.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (7Tokq)

327 322 But, we have to act like it's somehow still something...and we have to act like slavery isn't happening in Africa, right now.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 08, 2021 03:24 PM (NuVOb)

========

No, what we have to act like is that slavery eliminated in America 160 years ago through the shedding of blood over the course of several years is more important to the daily lives of black people of the world than modern slavery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

328 >>what exactly is Kamala afraid she will see at the border that is so terrible ?


She does not want to be associated with the intentional collapse of a functional border control?
If/when one or more of the people Biden and Harris have allowed to stroll into the country is involved in some heinous crime, she likely does not want the news to include a photo of her at the border saying it's not a crisis.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

329 De Gaulle? He isn't even in this war!

Posted by: Major General Colt at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (UHVv4)

330 Seen on the tweets -

Nobody has done less with more than Hunter Biden

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (BqBIh)

331 Dang, I missed a slap thread.

Slapdash, slap happy, slap fest, slap leather, slap shot...

Meh, guess that's about all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (m45I2)

332 Red storm that was heading my way broke apart, got a little rain from it. This afternoon though only working 12 miles away had a downpour for better than 1/2 hour, not a drop fell here at home.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)

333 290 Or De Gaulle. He may have been a cocksucker and a bastard and anti-American, but he was tough and personally brave.

and he absolutely adored and cared for his Down syndrome daughter Anne in a time when that was not common
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:21 PM (BqBIh)

Meh. I would have just locked her away, never to be seen in public again.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (mdjgu)

334 @313

Well they've narrowed it down to either an electrical short or a discarded lit cigarette.

Still a better explanation than The Vegas Shooting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (sIV3x)

335
Interesting side note on Notre Dame's burning. In historical preservation jobs, it's common for architects to use a device that basically shoots lasers all over the place to model it *exactly* for builders. But that's not possible if the place has been torched.

In Notre Dame's case though, some video game company had already recently done it - so they could use the model for the Notre Dame level on their game. Very, very fortuitous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (yFG1M)

336 I would have just locked her away, never to be seen in public again.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy at June 08, 2021 03:28 PM (mdjgu)

And had her pithed like a fucking animal.

I hope he is rotting in hell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (Q9lwr)

337 >>what exactly is Kamala afraid she will see at the border that is so terrible?

Bad PR? Responsibility?

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

338 They could murder and carry a casket of a dead cop dressed as a pig through every shithole city ... and nothing would happen to them except they'd take in even more corporate and billionaire money.

I know. I've lived here for 44 years and I loved going into the city when it finally came back to life, especially the City Market. No more. I won't be going downtown anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (bSk6g)

339 In all seriousness Macron read the people's climate all wrong. They are pissed. Depressed. Angry, and volatile. They are hurting, going broke, etc.

He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (9VFzC)

340 The French fight with their feet and make love with their mouth, according to some British General. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (OeaA3)

341 Speaking of, there is a black guy who works here, and he has a heavy accent. I asked him today what country he's from, and he said "Africa."
Posted by: Jordan61

Continent, country, close enough.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (WmGrA)

342 Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)

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The next edition of Howard Zinn's history book will attribute the cause to Trump and his white supremacist insurrectionists.

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 03:30 PM (GvumD)

343 I got my head slapped off.

Posted by: Danton at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (gAMkn)

344 In all seriousness Macron read the people's climate all wrong. They are pissed. Depressed. Angry, and volatile. They are hurting, going broke, etc.

He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


You just described EVERY politician everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (FxM6p)

345 Yeah, Hunter was calling his white lawyer "my nigg@h" and the like.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (UHVv4)

346 334 @313

Well they've narrowed it down to either an electrical short or a discarded lit cigarette.

Still a better explanation than The Vegas Shooting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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So you prefer DAMN LIES to stonewalling?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (SOV0G)

347 So basically the border crisis is a ticking time bomb that Kamala wants in Joe's hands when it blows up, not hers ? ala Wile E Coyote...

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (BqBIh)

348 335
Interesting side note on Notre Dame's burning. In historical preservation jobs, it's common for architects to use a device that basically shoots lasers all over the place to model it *exactly* for builders. But that's not possible if the place has been torched.

In Notre Dame's case though, some video game company had already recently done it - so they could use the model for the Notre Dame level on their game. Very, very fortuitous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM (yFG1M)

========

Ubisoft for Assassin's Creed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

349 Speaking of, there is a black guy who works here, and he has a heavy accent. I asked him today what country he's from, and he said "Africa."
Posted by: Jordan61


Eh, he's probably from some lame ass place like Burkina Faso, and is tired of having to explain what and where it is.

Hence, "Africa".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EERbD)

350 It's a terrible thing, people assaulting the elite oligarchs that rule them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (XvPQV)

351 Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)


Epstein didn't cause the fire...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (oHd/0)

352 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:29 PM

Ubisoft. I think it was for an Assassins Creed release

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (DB16e)

353 Every Opposition party politician too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)

354 Ah, damn. TJM beat me to it.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (DB16e)

355 Eh, he's probably from some lame ass place like Burkina Faso, and is tired of having to explain what and where it is.

Hence, "Africa".
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EERbD)



Turned out to be Congo, actually. I just figured he must talk to a lot of really stupid people.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)

356 If/when one or more of the people Biden and Harris have allowed to stroll into the country is involved in some heinous crime, she likely does not want the news to include a photo of her at the border saying it's not a crisis.
____________

That's not going to help her, since we have videos of Kamaltoe in plenty of other places saying the border is secure and there's no crisis.

Hell, she said it in Guatemala yesterday, and the Guatemalan president himself said that the Biden administration is the one causing the border crisis. It's not like this is some big secret. Everybody knows who has turned our border over to the control of the cartels: the "Biden/Harris administration."

And when the terror attack and/or mass murder by an illegal border-crossing alien happens here, we all know who the Dims and the MSM (BIRM) will blame: Trump!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (k4dH2)

357 Macron was lucky it was a limp wristed slap instead of a pistol round between the eyes.

Posted by: dartist at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (+ya+t)

358
msnbc: the American flag is "disturbing"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (xWhqL)

359 Better slap:


I, Giorno Giovanna, have a BASS

https://youtu.be/HbPnZsoLHyA

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

360 353 Every Opposition party politician too.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)

=========

Every politician shall be fed through a line of regular voters, at least 100 long, and be slapped hard in the face at least weekly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

361 Congo where the drums are made??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (UHVv4)

362 Rasmussen: 46% of American think Fauci lied.

Boy that protective media bubble is thick

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (BqBIh)

363 Turned out to be Congo, actually. I just figured he must talk to a lot of really stupid people.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
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Don't you live and work in Libtardia Central, so, the "a lot of stupid people" part is sort of a given?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (2SdPm)

364 From my reading of English literature, the English nobility understood that their job involved preventing starvation among the poor. English nobility and gentry did a good job of feeding the poor, thus engendering warmer sentiments.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (xopIz)

365 >>Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.


Apparently churches in France are being vandalized, set on fire, etc. almost daily now. Based on that, one imagines arson would be considered and investigated, which is why the immediate "Not terrorism!" was suspect.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

366 Pimp Hand is STRONG!

Posted by: Samual Jackson at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (7hzzD)

367 Still don't know the definitive cause of that fire. You'd think that an attraction like Notre Dame would merit an exhaustive investigation as to the cause, and the people responsible - even if it's an accident.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mdjgu)

They know, they just don't want it publicized that Muslim shitbags burned it down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (XvPQV)

368 @346

Well at least in the case of Notre Dame they came up with something that's within the realm of plausibility unlike the FIB essentially saying that the largest mass murder in American history, committed by a known Vegas Whale in a place where there are more CCTV cameras than anywhere on the earth is a complete mystery and we will never know the truth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (sIV3x)

369 Well they've narrowed it down to either an electrical short or a discarded lit cigarette.


What are tourists doing wandering around in the rafters?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (FxM6p)

370 Don't you live and work in Libtardia Central, so, the "a lot of stupid people" part is sort of a given?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (2SdPm)


I'm actually on the Idaho side, so it's not so bad over here. But we do have our share of stupid people.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

371 Hey remember when Pope Frankie slapped the Chinese lady right before COVID hit ?

yeah... he knew about the WuFlu

Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (BqBIh)

372 The media protection is as thin as the newest Mr. Coffee carafes. Paper thin. Do not bump.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (xopIz)

373 Notre Dame fire explanation ?

Quasi believable.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)

374 Slap-a-slap-a-slap, they call him the Slapper. Slap, slap, slap, you know what he's after.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (iTXRQ)

375 Congo where the drums are made??
Posted by: andycanuck


Congo is where the lines are made.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (FxM6p)

376 368 @346

Well at least in the case of Notre Dame they came up with something that's within the realm of plausibility unlike the FIB essentially saying that the largest mass murder in American history, committed by a known Vegas Whale in a place where there are more CCTV cameras than anywhere on the earth is a complete mystery and we will never know the truth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (sIV3x)

==========

I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

377 MSNBC would rather have a nice red flag

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)

378 >>>Rasmussen: 46% of American think Fauci lied.<
>This is fake news. Everybody I know and talk to think Fauci is a piece of shit. 100%

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (7Tokq)

379 A slap?

Well, back in my day....

Posted by: Gavrilo Miklos-Princip at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (QzkSJ)

380 I'm actually on the Idaho side, so it's not so bad over here. But we do have our share of stupid people.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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Gotcha.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 03:37 PM (2SdPm)

381 @369

Literally everyone smokes in Europe, even the babies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (sIV3x)

382
I worked at a firm where they were demonstrating their fancy new one (about six-seven years back). They picked my shop because it was big, and scattered with lots of large obstructions. They set it down in several places and it pretty much did the work on its own, hemming everything together, the pieces of equipment and all. Very impressive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (yFG1M)

383 Notre Dame fire explanation ?

Quasi believable.
Posted by: Just a side note


******

I had a hunch you were going to say that!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:38 PM (m45I2)

384 I once made the statement that Hunter was as useless as tits on a boar hog. My Uncle informs me that this is incorrect, as the tits on a boar hog do actually have a function. The number of tits on his sow offspring is the same as on the boar, so if the boar is short a couple of tits, so will be his sow offspring. This is bad news for any piglets she might have, so Hunter is actually far more useless than tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 03:39 PM (o2MD2)

385 Congo? The game where you pile up the wooden blocks??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2021 03:39 PM (UHVv4)

386 Notre Dame fire explanation ?

Quasi believable.
Posted by: Just a side note

******

I had a hunch you were going to say that!
Posted by: Muldoon

*glares in several directions at once*

Posted by: Eye-gore at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Slavery was brought to America from Europeans --with an assist from Africans and Muslims--was never 100% supported and lasted about 90 years in the US.

I'm sick of everyone acting as though slavery was only a thing in the US and that only Africans were enslaved.
No context is ever provided.

Slavery is as old as agriculture, writing and war.
Probably older.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

388 Congo just a pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (m45I2)

389 Off Zombie John Lennon sock

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)

390 There are two Congo's. One is Democratic Republic of Congo and the other is Republic of Congo.

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 03:41 PM (OeaA3)

391 Shockingly, he's hanging tough on both HR1 and the filibuster, which leads me to speculate on whether we will be betrayed by Collins or Boneless Pork Rectum (D-Utah) or both.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

This is wild ass unfounded speculation on my part but...

Manchin mounts a primary challenge against Biden in 2024.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (2HAw/)

392 Literally everyone smokes in Europe, even the babies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*adjusts beret, lights Gaulois*

Posted by: Miklos, who often thinks of Camus at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)

393 nood ace

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (nzEdf)

394 388 Congo just a pawn in game of life.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 03:40 PM (m45I2)

"Kenyagram for Mr. Congo!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2021 03:42 PM (dfRN6)

395 From my reading of English literature, the English nobility understood that their job involved preventing starvation among the poor. English nobility and gentry did a good job of feeding the poor, thus engendering warmer sentiments.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:35 PM (xopIz)

Except the Irish

Posted by: JoeF. at June 08, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

396 There are two Congo's. One is Democratic Republic of Congo and the other is Republic of Congo.
Posted by: Javems

Splitters!

Posted by: Miklos from the Revolutionary People's Front at June 08, 2021 03:44 PM (QzkSJ)

397
The point of my mask remark was it's like wearing sunglasses with no lenses.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 08, 2021 03:46 PM (xWhqL)

398 Oh the Irish. Yes, you would be fed if you converted to the Church of Ireland, rejecting Catholicism.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 08, 2021 03:46 PM (xopIz)

399 I've lost track of what's been going on in France -- were they heavy-handed about lockdowns like Canada?
Where are they on the EU, do they comply or are they pulling away like the UK?

Don't think the yellow vest issues were ever resolved, and they sure as heck aren;t controlling their refugee problems.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

Yellow vest protests went on for years, muzzled by the government run media, and harrassed by pretty violent police action.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2021 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

400 In all seriousness Macron read the people's climate all wrong. They are pissed. Depressed. Angry, and volatile. They are hurting, going broke, etc.

He's a fool to think he could just out on a rope line and shake hands with "the people." He's not suffering. They are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


You just described EVERY politician everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 03:31 PM (FxM6p)

Macron was France's Obama - to avoid losing to the right, the left put up an empty suit with a smile. And like Obama and Trudeau he aged badly.

His polling is a disaster vs LePen that even fraud and lies may not help him, so he has no choice but to try and get the old empty suit magic back again,

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2021 04:11 PM (eoQWY)

401 Wouldn't it be since their last revolution? They are on like their 18th republic, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 02:43 PM (PNtP0

They're only on the Fifth Republic, the one imposed by DeGaulle in ca 58 when he became President.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 08, 2021 04:18 PM (F+dpa)

402 The ad on the main page is telling folks to prepare for their heirs before they go.

What is ace trying to tell us? I plan to live for at least another 100 years.

Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 08, 2021 04:22 PM (3VpSw)

403 (1) Winning comment was "Girl Fight!"

(2). Yawn. Wake me up when we get to some "Day of Jackal" level shit.

Posted by: Winston Smith at June 08, 2021 04:34 PM (uCk1h)

404 Great post no. 400 and well said. The unrest in Europe started well before the lock downs. And the elites will extend the lockdowns in perpetuity as well because in there absence unrest will reign supreme. The world is BROKE and the amount of staggering debt is going to have real consequences.

Posted by: Winston Smith at June 08, 2021 04:38 PM (uCk1h)

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