Insurrectionist Cafe: Knockouts and Goats Edition


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Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 06:41 PM (oEn12)

2 I love you fucking people.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:42 PM (CWMF2)

3 I love you fucking people.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

That's what Roz said!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:45 PM (UHVv4)

4 That could be my dog.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (hWIGf)

5 I scared off all of you.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (CWMF2)

6 I love you fucking people.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 09, 2021 06:42 PM (CWMF2)

Said The Kristol to his wife.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 06:46 PM (uEbPt)

7 Ludacris Cam!

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AkhdX)

8 We've got some repeats here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (z5Vrg)

9 Tell the dyed-hair nose-ringed barista at Starbucks she has the same arm sleeve tat design as a pornstar you saw on the internet.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)

10 I am surprised the guy and gal in the car did not get out to go pet the cute bear cubs while their mother looked on proudly!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (PNtP0)

11 President Joe Biden is withdrawing a series of executive orders that sought to ban new downloads of WeChat and TikTok and ordering a new Commerce Department review of security concerns posed by those apps, the White House said Wednesday.

The administration of former President Donald Trump had attempted to block new users from downloading the apps and ban other technical transactions that Chinese-owned TikTok and WeChat both said would effectively block the apps' use in the United States. The courts blocked those orders that never took effect.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

12 If Ludacris Cam was a regular feature on ANY Nightly News Show, they would OWN the Time Slot.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (AkhdX)

13 that's not a dog

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (oEn12)

14 Baby goats are the best.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Queen at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (OQcPl)

15
I never considered 'Roz' kinda hot until I gained a couple decades in age.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (N/gDA)

16
That tow truck is hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:48 PM (OH5gn)

17 I'd say the spokesman for Buffalo Wild Wings had a better announcer voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2021 06:49 PM (PNtP0)

18 German troops won't let a single drop of booze go to waste as they withdraw from Afghanistan.

About 65,000 cans of beer and at least 340 bottles of wine are being shipped back home as German forces exit the country, according to Der Spiegel magazine.

The logistical undertaking stands in stark contrast to the fact that German troops reportedly are leaving some military equipment behind as they exit Afghanistan.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)

19 What advantage would having a otter as a pet could possibly be?

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

20 What advantage would having a otter as a pet could possibly be?
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)


Anal rape anytime you want it?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (jOcSX)

21 Do you like being surprised, Skip??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (UHVv4)

22 Hey I'm back.

Was reading more about European history the other day-- in particular, why Germany hates Poland.

Seems like the more I read about Europe, the more they sound like a very old very dysfunctional family.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

23 Rice-a-Roni is on the line.

lol

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (3H9h1)

24 Good ones on play by play

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

25
Didn't Germany hate everyone, at one time or another?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (OH5gn)

26 What was that first creature and is it good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

27 Martini, Rice-a-Roli is no longer the San Francisco treat.

(You don't wanna know what *is* their treat these days.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

28 Was thinking like having a fisherman on the payroll

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

29 I learn life-enhancing tips here every day. Now that I know otters make a buzzing sound as they race toward you, I'm not going to be a victim of surprise otter. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (/+bwe)

30 Sooth, seems like it.
It also seems like they've always been super-envious of everyone else. England, France, Russia...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)

31 Thing I like best about Steve Inman clips is that they're even better with the sound muted.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (qpX6U)

32 >>Didn't Germany hate everyone, at one time or another?


It has to get on you that whenever you aren't in the Homeland, there's no shelf for poop inspection built into the toilets.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (IGMBu)

33 The beatdown of Ms. Antifa trying to mess with the car was a beautiful moment. One meaty punch, one toss...and an artist knows when to walk away.

If that car-vandalizing bint has her natural hair color still, I'll eat...let's see...what would be horrible, but not bugs...something from the Taco Bell menu.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (RzGcW)

34 You don't wanna know what *is* their treat these days

It's cock isn't it? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (3H9h1)

35 qdpsteve working on those chapters today from Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, the Last Days of Peace is next.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)

36 Saw a hunting bobkittuh cross my path on the Blue Ridge Parkway a few years ago. I was in my car so I stopped and watched. It noticed me then just went back hunting. Bobkittuhs may not be as large as cougars but they are not small either. This one looked about the size of an adult female Lab.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (aCA+T)

37 If that car-vandalizing bint has her natural hair color still, I'll eat...let's see...what would be horrible, but not bugs...something from the Taco Bell menu.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 06:54 PM (RzGcW)

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Cicada chalupa, cicada burrito, cicada nachos, cicada taco supreme. That's...that's about it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

38 Things going wonderfully in Red China; CCP to institute price controls on a variety of food items like corn and pork to stabilize the market. Mr Wu hardest hit. (I don't know if the source was British and by "corn" they mean "grain".)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)

39 qdpsteve working on those chapters today from Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, the Last Days of Peace is next.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)

I'm watching a documentary about the building of Hitler's Eagles Nest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (cSyAR)

40 Bobcats are quite a bit smaller than cougar...

but I wouldn't want to corner one.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (IGMBu)

41 Skip, you're far better read than I am.

Another thing I get the strong impression of, is that Hitler and the Third Reich were basically a culmination of everything that had been bugging Germany for hundreds of years and it's like they tried to act out *all* their fiery crazy anger and vengeance at once, from the 1930s to 1945.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

42 I believe that guy got in the way of a dog chasing it's prey which appeared to be a 1978 Ford pickup.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (aCA+T)

43 This is the most FloridaMan thing that happened in England yesterday (in a good way):

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-57399864

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

44
I'd like to be nicer to people, the stupid bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (d/we6)

45 Biden's off to meet the Queen. Will the Queen give him a hug, or just a polite handshake.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (XZOhI)

46 38 I read that as "porn and cork."

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (qpX6U)

47 Colin: hopefully HMTQ will show Joe her new gun.

"It's especially designed for dealing with pests..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

48 The problem with Germans is they aren't as smart as they think they are. Nobody can be that smart.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

49
biden and the queen

combined age of 165 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 06:59 PM (OH5gn)

50
Biden's off to meet the Queen. Will the Queen give him a hug, or just a polite handshake.

Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM


She will act pleasantly surprised when he sniffs her hair, and asks about her granddaughters... repeatedly.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (N/gDA)

51 >> I read that as "porn and cork."


They do a nice Breakfast down at The Porn and Cork.

Try the Bangers and Mash.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (IGMBu)

52 I keep forgetting I'm a train conductor!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (4fSQf)

53 Also, latest royal family news:

Prince Harry has been *ordered* to attend the unveiling of a Diana statue on July 1, as well as *ordered* to appear before his grandmother for a "meeting."

Oh to be a fly on that wall. I'd bet Liz can cuss and swear up a storm when she wants to. I also look forward to hearing that the Monarchal Maniacs of Montecito can look forward to having every one of their royal perks and trust funds taken away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)

54 Having read massive 30 Years War last year seems to me its more the younger hard luck Adolf taking out his prejudice on countries.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

55 Late to the last thread, but I had a thought. What if none of what is going on in the media or culture or whatever is aimed at us? It doesn't really seem to be, does it? No "outreach," no attempt at trying to get us to change our minds. It makes sense, really. We're just a bunch of cousin kissin, banjo strummin hillbillies, riding around in our old pick up trucks shooting up squirrels with our ar-15's for dinner. In other words, non entities.

I suspect all the narratives, everything, are aimed at "the left." Every liberal I've ever met has thought THEY were really smart, but everyone around them is an idiot. So is it possible that the overwhelming majority of liberals (I'm not talking about truly clueless LIV's here) know it's all "fake news" but think they're the only ones smart enough to have figured it out? Because it's otherwise very difficult for me to explain any of what is going on in our culture right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UPoLF)

56
You can always tell a German commenter on youtube.
It's the one telling the youtuber he should've done it this way or that way.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (OH5gn)

57 I think rounder Roz made a good contrast to Daphne and her dancer's figure; and, of course as professional actresses on in prime time, beautiful faces on both.

BTW, on my local network they're up to the episodes where Daphne has had her reallife baby and so has breastfeeding boobs and a bit-fuller butt. Mmm. Mmm.

And only full-figured gals for Frasier so I guess we know what Mr Grammer likes.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

58 45 Biden's off to meet the Queen. Will the Queen give him a hug, or just a polite handshake.
Posted by: Colin at June 09, 2021 06:58 PM (XZOhI)


And what will Biden do to the Queen? You know his lizard brain wants to get her hair smell.

Hey, maybe there's some old old provision in the Brit code where they can execute him for that!

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (RzGcW)

59 On the towing accident I saw the news report a few days ago. It was a drunk gypsie in the UK who stole the truck in order to steal the car.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (yP85E)

60 Just a side note, I'd love to ask a native Pole how relations are these days between Poland and Germany.

The impression I have is that they're frosty at best.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

61 Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops!

>just the punchline.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 07:01 PM (7Tokq)

62 Oh it more what will Sundowner do or say. Hopefully a international crisis will occur.
( coming quick my original July 1 resignation)

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

63
Why is The Queen reading Harry the riot act? Where's Charles? Never hear from the guy any more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (d/we6)

64 A bear sow having 4 cubs is quite rare. I was talking with a relative in WY about one that had 5 (it was making the papers - the photographer tried for days to get pics), and some thought she somehow adopted them. Typically Bears have 2 cubs. This might be another case of adoption, or baby-sitting which actually happens.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

65 >>You can always tell a German commenter on youtube.
It's the one telling the youtuber he should've done it this way or that way.


Hahaha - Want to get a lecture on how you don't properly appreciate our National Parks System?

Talk to a German Tourist.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (TFXWi)

66 Damn. Even CNN noticed Kamala Harris is a moron. They actually did a "White House insiders say" story about how she can't answer obvious questions well.

https://bit.ly/3v88aJj

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)

67 53 Prince Harry has been *ordered* to attend the unveiling of a Diana statue on July 1, as well as *ordered* to appear before his grandmother for a "meeting."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)


Are you implying that marrying the most narcissistic woke c-word in California is somehow a bad idea for a member of the British Royal Family?

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (RzGcW)

68 If Hunter joins dear old dad on the trip he'll ask QEIi if he can snort coke off her ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)

69 Lights out time, back to long commute in the morning
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

70 And Biden accused Bo Jo of intentionally pissing off (pissing on??) the Irish.

I guess China Joe wasn't told the Dems don't need the Irish vote any more.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)

71 Prince Harry has been *ordered* to attend the unveiling of a Diana statue on July 1

**

I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)

72 Another thing I get the strong impression of, is that Hitler and the Third Reich were basically a culmination of everything that had been bugging Germany for hundreds of years and it's like they tried to act out *all* their fiery crazy anger and vengeance at once, from the 1930s to 1945.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

I think that's more or less true. And a similar thing was going on in Russia at the time.

Both countries had legitimate grievances (and who doesn't, really?), things started boiling over, and, well, one thing led to another and here we are.

But think about how it must have felt to be a proud Prussian or whatever in the 1930's and look over at, say, the UK, with their massive wealth and empire and say "what the fuck?! Why don't we have any of that?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (UPoLF)

73 66 Damn. Even CNN noticed Kamala Harris is a moron. They actually did a "White House insiders say" story about how she can't answer obvious questions well.

https://bit.ly/3v88aJj

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE


How much of a stupid idiot do you have to be in order to get bad press as a Democrat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (4fSQf)

74 Hadrian, Charles will be standing behind his mum going "yeah! What mummy said!! Yeah!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

75 Bobcats are quite a bit smaller than cougar...

but I wouldn't want to corner one.


Did you see the video of the bobcat attacking a woman? Her husband grabs the thing, holds it up over his head to get a good look at it, yells, "That's a bobcat!", then throws it across the yard.

https://youtu.be/BPwcnnb_SdY?t=31

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (YYlyE)

76 Oh to be a fly on that wall. I'd bet Liz can cuss and swear up a storm when she wants to.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)

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Now listen you little ginger pantywaist! I've dealt with your father's dumbfuckery for decades and I'm not putting up with yours. You're going to stop appearing with that fucking whore you married and start acting like a man! Also, I'm pretty sure you were sired by a stablehand anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

77 Goatses.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (0OP+5)

78 Splunge: let me take a moment to get back to... oh fcuk it. YES!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

79 Could it be that the Dems are so incompetent they will squander Joe's first two years like the GOP?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

80 I have been eagerly awaiting the goats edition.

Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (W4eKo)

81 I'm glad you posted those from @buitengebieden_, I was posting some stuff from him a couple of months back. But had to wipe my history/cache because of browser issues that turned out to not be browser issues. Since I'm booted off of twatter I couldn't remember how it was spelled, and they're not very helpful searching if you're not logged on. That guy has a lot of great posts like these.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (wAnMi)

82
How much of a stupid idiot do you have to be in order to get bad press as a Democrat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (4fSQf)

_________

1) Be an idiot

2) Say something nice about a Republican

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (d/we6)

83 watching a Korean action movie - Deliver Us From Evil

pretty good so far
noir

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 07:07 PM (oEn12)

84 garrett, LOL.

Moron Robbie, over the years I've come to kind of agree with you. What's spooky is, Diana was probably the most well-adjusted of the entire RF the whole time she was there (with the possible exception of Philip).

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)

85 Biden's off to meet the Queen. Will the Queen give him a hug, or just a polite handshake.
In a breach with normal monarchical etiquette, Queen Elizabeth, upon meeting President Biden today, grabbed her crotch and said "I've got your special relationship right here".

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (v16oJ)

86 Back to work tomorrow (blah). So I'll be on the ONT around 0300EST (double blah)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (aCA+T)

87 Duke, I'd be using stronger terms than that. Terms like "spoilt brat," "fuckwit," "bastard," and "removing your head from your body in the Tower."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

88 If Kamala Harris becomes President how will it be possible for her to continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the President?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

89 > I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?

Not much, although I do applaud her charity work. She helped raise money to help get rid of landmines. It's a serious issue in plenty of conflict zones.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)

90 Is it twue that Elton John modeled the Diana statue?

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (0OP+5)

91 When the Widow gives the party, you can't refuse the card.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)

92 63 Why is The Queen reading Harry the riot act? Where's Charles? Never hear from the guy any more.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (d/we6)

The poor Queen cain't die...because of Charles. Somebody should make a movie about it.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (HgGBT)

93 Most of these are repeats. Have we reached the end of the internet?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

94 88 If Kamala Harris becomes President how will it be possible for her to continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the President?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)


Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

95
I thought Harry was Diana's love sprog with the help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (d/we6)

96 I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)


It's really hard to even point at the charity work she did - I mean what the fuck else you gonna do with zillions of dollars and no job and cameras pointed at you 24/7?

IIRC she had something to do with landmines in afghanistan and after that I draw a blank. I guess having the balls to marry Prince Chaz might count for something, I dunno. It'd be totally different if she worked her ass off for years and then was giving away her own fucking money. She pretty much just went into party mode after leaving Chuck, didn't she?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (wAnMi)

97 If Kamala Harris becomes President how will it be possible for her to
continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the
President?

Nope, sorry toots. I'm not playing second fiddle to an idiot like you.

Posted by: Bag of Hammers at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (v16oJ)

98 I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)


Quite the pity.

Posted by: QE II at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (ZNKOg)

99 Biden will probably say something like ' I remember when your Father went on TV during WW2 and gave that tremendous speech about fighting them on the beach. Come on man that was great. '

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

100 71 I don't understand fame and statues. What did she ever accomplish other than marrying someone before leaving him and then dying unbuckled in the safest vehicle made?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv)


She had poise. She was photogenic. She had a cute shy smile. She had nice eyes.

It all fell apart when she gave that interview, and it became plain that she had a bad case of BPD. But before that, it was pretty impressive.

Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (RzGcW)

101 this is all very amusing, but today's revelation that Fauci is Science Made Flesh has me in a reflective mood.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (yMuds)

102 Seems like the more I read about Europe, the more they sound like a very old very dysfunctional family.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
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Considering that the royal families in many of these countries are blood-related in some way, that makes a pretty apt analogy.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (hQrcu)

103 Ha, ha, Eromero. By chance two of the Frasier episodes I've watched over the last week have had Daphne and her Elton John crush displayed.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:12 PM (UHVv4)

104 clutch, I think Diana was used up mentally after the divorce from Charles, and had become completely cynical. She just didn't GAF no mo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

105 Lord Squirrel, yup, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

106 I thought Harry was Diana's love sprog with the help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (d/we6)

She shagged the horse trainer. Trollop.

Posted by: QE II at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (ZNKOg)

107 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:05 PM (9aYjv

She was royalty. You aren't required to accomplish anything.

( I'll give her credit for her main focus / charity work of left over land mines which was a righteous cause)

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

108 Not much, although I do applaud her charity work. She helped raise money to help get rid of landmines. It's a serious issue in plenty of conflict zones.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)

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I commend her for that. I always love that stuff. I laughed and laughed when Cam Newton got tons of press because he paid $40K to buy Christmas dinner for some Section 8 folks in Charlotte. What made it funny was listening to everyone praise him and talk about how awesome it was, and the $40K was the equivalent of a middle class person putting a couple of bucks in the church plate one time on one Sunday out of his entire life. Yay, look at that generosity!

Regardless, I'd be interested in how much went to raising awareness about land mines.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:14 PM (9aYjv)

109
Trollop.
Posted by: QE II

______

Slag
Doxie
Jade

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (d/we6)

110 I did see that Bobcat vid. Thing just went ham on that ladies leg!

I saw a Raccoon try and do that to my Dad, once. We were hiding from a rain squall in an old abandoned barn and he decided to see hat was up in the loft.
Raccoon came at him off the top step.
Old guy had quite the reflexes.
Ducked the attack and took it and 2-3 step out of that old barn out with a round from his .308.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (+NMJh)

111 Kamala Harris

Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:15 PM (4fSQf)

112 It seems to me, she lived her life like a candle in the wind. Never knowing who to turn to, when the goats came in.

Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:16 PM (W4eKo)

113 We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.

Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

114 As much as I despised DeNiro Ronin is a pretty good movie. By the way Rock Island Arms 1911 Tac II is a pretty good 1911. I had forgotten how much fun the 1911 is. And the steak was lousy. After all I cooked it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

115 >>>If Kamala Harris becomes President how will it be possible for her to

continue the trend of the Democrats having a VP that's dumber than the

President?<

>You see those lumps on Kamala's head? Those are from the bed tray while she serviced her host.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (7Tokq)

116 I love that royalty adverse morons are still educated enough to know what charity Princess Dianne headed.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

117
Meggie Sparkles spit out kind #2, a girl, which they named "Lilibet Diana". Lilibet was the nickname of young QE II, supposedly from when she tried and mispronounced "Elizabeth".

Rumor is they did not ask the Queen's permission. Her Majesty is likely not amused.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)

118 Bats. Are we not accustomed to bats?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

119 >>Kamala Harris

Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.


At least she's setting a good example for the young women of the American Workforce.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (+NMJh)

120 89. Diana did a lot of charity work to end the social stigma and irrational fear of coming in contact with AIDS patients. She would hug and hold the hand of these people at hospitals treating them to demonstrate that AIDS was not casually transmitted. At that time AIDS patients were treated like lepers by even their families. Sha is beloved to many Britons which is why the statue is being installed.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (uNI/b)

121 It seems to me, she lived her life like a candle in the wind. Never knowing who to turn to, when the goats came in.
Posted by: Achmed at June 09, 2021 07:16 PM (W4eKo)

*waves lighter in the air*

Posted by: Mohammed M Mohammed at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (ZNKOg)

122 I passed 3 bats standing on the side of the road. Only one was using it's phone.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

123 I can't help but think about the Jimmy Carter/Marge Simpson Statue and... hope.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:19 PM (+NMJh)

124 Diana =Dianne

WTF auto crud

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

125 White House is "perplexed" about Kommie-La's inability to articulate a simple answer to a pre-screened question.

How much weed did she smoke and how much jizz did she swallow to be this impaired? (Rhetorical Q)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (3H9h1)

126 I really don' think Queen Elizabeth had anything to do with getting Diana knocked off, if indeed it was an arranged hit.
Just sounds like really bad, erratic driving after being chased by the papparazzi.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (k39e/)

127 At least she's setting a good example for the young women of the American Workforce.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:18 PM (+NMJh)


Hell yeah!

Posted by: CEO, balls deep in a summer intern at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (ZNKOg)

128 Kamala Harris

Proof that a resume full of 'blowing your way to the top' can get you into the White House.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The girl with the lace blindfold on xhamster - porn starlet resume writer.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (Xih1H)

129 Princess Diana worship seems unaccountable to me, but remember, this poor gal married a "prince" who was in love with, and having an affair with, another woman. When confronted with the fact, Prince Charming was reported to have said, "Why should I be the first Prince of Wales who hasn't had a mistress?" (Or something to that effect. I'm too lazy to look it up.) And this clueless dufuss is the future King of England.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (HgGBT)

130 Seriously. did anyone expect Kamala to be this much of a disaster?

Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)

131 I had forgotten how much fun the 1911 is.Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM
The gentle counsel and guidance one finds every week in the Gub Thread proves efficacious yet again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (DMUuz)

132 It would be hilarious if the queen was using this meeting to explain to Harry that royal geneticists have determined that he has no Windsor blood and is stripped of his title.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

133 The main thing I understand about Diana is that she was exceptionally boring and homely.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

134 113 We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.
Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

If you go on the subreddit r/GermanHumor , you can find a ton of good German jokes!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (UPoLF)

135 Jen, yup. I still remember how too many people were scared shitless about AIDS in the 1980s.

Also I shared this before but... one of the questions that was always coming up was, "can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?"

Oh brother. I remember finally reading, about 1987, in my local newspaper, from a doctor (whom btw I trusted on the subject-- not Dr Fauci), stating, "the only way you're gonna get AIDS from a toilet seat, is if you're doing something you really, really, REALLY shouldn't be doing with that toilet seat!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

136 In S4 of "The Crown", covering the 1980s, they went to a lot of trouble to make Charles the hate sink for that season.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2021 07:22 PM (WGara)

137 The main thing I understand about Diana is that she was exceptionally boring and homely.
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

Diana homely? And charles decided to "Trade Up" to camilla? LOL...somebody needs glasses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (IHyjr)

138 Johnny English meets the queen

https://youtu.be/k972nC49qCg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (ybIRR)

139 >>Posted by: CEO, balls deep in a summer intern at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (ZNKOg)


Look. I know you don't WANT to suck it.

But...do you really want to give up your dream of being Vice President?

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (ST8Go)

140 Caliban, exactly. Charles was never really the sensitive modern male he's been marketed as.

Duke, that would be hilarious and fantastic. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

141
Frankly, Diana seemed like a better person than Charles. The Royal Family is, in a lot of ways, a rigid, nasty crew.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (mht8P)

142 And this clueless dufuss is the future King of England.
We shall see, good sir, yes we shall see.

Posted by: QEII as she enters her 130s at June 09, 2021 07:23 PM (v16oJ)

143 >> Biden will probably say something like ' I remember when your Father went on TV during WW2 and gave that tremendous speech about fighting them on the beach. Come on man that was great. '

Borrowing from a Mark Steyn riff on this, it will be something like, "I was there when you father went on TV and read the King's speech at dawn on D-day. I was on the bridge of the USS Queen Mary ready to storm the beaches of Calgary.

A 8-star admiral was right next to me, and said, "Don't go Joe, it's too dangerous! But I said damn the bayonets, King Edward and his little girl, but mostly his cute little girl, has inspired me!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (Mzdiz)

144 130 Seriously. did anyone expect Kamala to be this much of a disaster?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)


Rofl

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (4fSQf)

145 Didn't Germany hate everyone, at one time or another?

You should hear them discussing nearby towns, let alone foreign countries.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (l0Lgi)

146 A raccoon hat in the loft?!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (UHVv4)

147 Have we reached the end of the internet?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
No, but you can.
http://endoftheinternet.com/


Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

148 I would have liked to have known her but I was just a kid.

Posted by: Achmed the Goat at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (W4eKo)

149 Speaking of Germans I saw a movie about Puma and Adidas. The two companies were started by brothers who had a shoe company, got mad at each other, post WW2 and decided to go their separate way. And both became powerhouse companies.

The more you know....

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (C7AoT)

150 Well crap.
Shoot me now.
Mrs D just pointed out only 21 more days until Christmas in July with Hallmark.

Gawd.
Must replenish liquor cabinet.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)

151 Seriously. did anyone expect Kamala to be this much of a disaster?
Yeah, she's really blowing it.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (v16oJ)

152 I remember, Liz, sniffing a little English girl's hair many years ago. That girl was you.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who is deeply committed to lurking at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (cSyAR)

153 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:24 PM (Mzdiz)

Did I Schumer Mark Steyn ? I didn't think it was low hanging fruit but I guess it was.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

154 Clearly, Kamala Harris has watched too many episodes of "Madam Secretary" where every problem is solved by throwing money at third-world countries.

Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryon at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (xopIz)

155 We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.

Posted by: Fritz at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM

Nor are we always punctual!

Posted by: Felix Steiner at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

156 Kamala does suck.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (C7AoT)

157 108. Moron Robbie HALO is the name of the charity that actually does land mine clearance with 90% of the donations they receive according to their own documents at their site. Diana was their Patron and Harry is continuing her representation. Look up HALO on a search engine for the specific amounts.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (uNI/b)

158 Speaking of Germans I saw a movie about Puma and Adidas. The two companies were started by brothers who had a shoe company, got mad at each other, post WW2 and decided to go their separate way. And both became powerhouse companies.

The more you know....



Just lends more credence to the theory that Micheal and Joann were once a couple with plans to open a craft store when their marriage fell apart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (SchxB)

159 one of the questions that was always coming up was, "can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?"

Well, can you give a blowjob from a toilet seat? My research says you can.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (l0Lgi)

160 Speaking of Germans I saw a movie about Puma and Adidas. The two companies were started by brothers who had a shoe company, got mad at each other, post WW2 and decided to go their separate way. And both became powerhouse companies.

The more you know....
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (C7AoT)

Did the show mention Herzogernaurach? That's where each company has their HQs. Also where I was stationed in the 70's. Great little town.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (axyOa)

161 Yeah, she's really blowing it.
That's a mouthful.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

162 Off Scopes Trial of the Century sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (xopIz)

163 I saw Lächeln und Sonnenschein open for Rammstein at The Kesselhaus in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)

164 So, Germans leaving military gear behind but not booze? Heck yeah! Priorities, baby!

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)

165 A pair of Pumas is what you wanted in the 70's. Most of us had to settle for Keds.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

166 Mr Wu hardest hit.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)

C*cksucker

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (uEbPt)

167 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)

168 160

It is a German movie and all set in the town.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (C7AoT)

169 Kampala's problem is the same as ever other idiot who partakes of the Peter Principle.

Her skill set is kissing ass, taking advantage of her ethnicity, and screwing people over.

That doesn't equate to problem solving. Just like most idiots in government. Their skill set is getting ahead and personal gain.

None of that shit fixes potholes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (4fSQf)

170 I just had a premonition what QEII will be saying to Harry on July 1:

"MI6 has informed me confidentially that your, uh, 'bride' will be having a horrible accident in a few days. Do you wish to be, by pure happenstance, 'saved' from this accident, or do you wish to join your eternal love in death for all eternity?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)


And look who just threw raw meat to the 'rons.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 07:30 PM (axyOa)

172 Oh my... guess who is going to represent us at the next G7 conference?

JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

How the F does that work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (oHd/0)

173 Hahaha - Want to get a lecture on how you don't properly appreciate our National Parks System?



Talk to a German Tourist.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (TFXWi)

What's the main beef? Not enough mass graves?

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)

174 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nb

Then medium is the correct size.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (2DOZq)

175 Because it's otherwise very difficult for me to explain any of what is going on in our culture right now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UPoLF)

It's aimed at converting and keeping the Left. Anyone who wakes up in the meantime doesn't matter because they are converting a steady stream of spineless brainless zombie shitstains.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (uEbPt)

176 >>One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.


Chum's Down

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (ST8Go)

177 Lol. A Seattle organic market wants to open new stores but cant find workers so it has delayed opening said stores. It is almost as if $20 an hour unemployment makes people not want to work retail. But that cant be, CNN and MSNBC say that is a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (C7AoT)

178 nurse ratched: sex-eee! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

179 We Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.

Used to test drive BMW autos. Garage had locker room with showers. Some wag glued the front panel of a toaster oven on the shower room door. The Germans never got the joke.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 07:32 PM (VYSX8)

180 Nice, nurse ratched! It's so much more fun to spend money on smaller clothes than bigger ones!

Posted by: April at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

181 Yeah, she's really blowing it.

That's a mouthful.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

You guys gonna even let her finish?

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (KnJdm)

182 171 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)


Dear Penthouse,

I bought new scrubs the other day...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (4fSQf)

183 Duncanthrax @ 131- I shot up my 50 rds of 230 gr fmj ($12.50) vintage .45acp. I might have shed a tear. Ran it through 4 new Wilson Combat mags. All in the vital zone at 21 ft. either hand.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

184
Most of these are repeats. Have we reached the end of the internet?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


The art thread pic today was a repeat, too.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (8cl9T)

185 >>>boobs are too big

These words make no sense.

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (KnJdm)

186 Nurse, I want you to be comfortable. Would a push-up bra help?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (xopIz)

187 Although edited out, I wonder how many times Kamala tried to 'go down' on Holt during that interview?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

188 I will not lie. I like big boobs in small shirts.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (C7AoT)

189 So, Germans leaving military gear behind but not booze? Heck yeah! Priorities, baby!
Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)

I read awhile ago in "Tank Rider To Berlin"? where this Soviet squad leader had led his men deep into German lines and was ambushing German truck convoys retreating westward. Wine, meats, furs and all kinds of other goodies were found and shared out among his men.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2021 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

190 >> I will not lie. I like big boobs in small shirts.


Loved those 'I'm a Pepper' shirts.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (ST8Go)

191 Seriously. did anyone expect Kamala to be this much of a disaster?

Is that why former community college teacher Jill Biden's staffers released that photo of her at the POTUS desk on AF1 "prepping for the G7"?

They must have a betting pool going on to who can be the biggest embarrassment to the junta.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (w/5Ba)

192 Did they CGI Lisa Loeb in her GEICO commercial because it looks like she hasn't aged a day.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (2DOZq)

193 apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Throwing red meat at the horde.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (VYSX8)

194 Moron Robbie HALO is the name of the charity that actually does land mine clearance with 90% of the donations they receive according to their own documents at their site. Diana was their Patron and Harry is continuing her representation. Look up HALO on a search engine for the specific amounts.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2021 07:26 PM (uNI/b)

**

Yeah, I guess I'd need to cross reference their operations with Diana's net worth. I don't care that much. I'm just betting Princess Diana and Diana-Abdul Farrat (or whatever his name was) could've fully funded operations for quite some time rather than just raising awareness.

But then again, I just donate a chunk of my own money to stuff. I don't know how the megarich "raising awareness" partner of charities that need money works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (9aYjv)

195
LizLemon flew the coop?

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:35 PM (8cl9T)

196 1st Wave was playing this gem as I was pulling in:

Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY

Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

197 Diana was a low IQ slut, perfect for Americans to adore from afar. She was a precursor for the idocracy we enjoy today.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (xEIoY)

198 "Diana homely? And charles decided to "Trade Up" to camilla? LOL...somebody needs glasses"


She looked like my cousin after she had a couple of kids. I never got the attraction for the bimbo.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

199 Use to wear pajama shirts out.

Now I'm looking for some outdoor lingerie .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (QDG3d)

200 167 Got new scrubs in the mail! One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)

Perhaps CBD could assemble a panel of Morons to advise you. He's into aesthetics.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2021 07:36 PM (HgGBT)

201 It's aimed at converting and keeping the Left. Anyone who wakes up in the meantime doesn't matter because they are converting a steady stream of spineless brainless zombie shitstains.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:31 PM (uEbPt)

Yeah. Well, they're not like ... converting anyone. They're indoctrinating young impressionable people, sure, but I don't think they're focused on converting adults.

Kind of like how advertisers have long since realized it's much preferable to get their ads in front of the 18-24 demographic then to try to convert older people from, say, miller lite to bud light or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (UPoLF)

202 Heaven: German mechanics, Italian lovers, French cooks, Swiss administrators, English police

Hell: French mechanics, Swiss lovers, English cooks, Italian administrators, German police

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (C7AoT)

203 Boobs too big, what's that mean? It's too much money, not such thing. A girl too pretty, with too much class. Being too lucky, or a car too fast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (Mzdiz)

204 JILL BIDEN.

Excuse me, that's DOCTOR Biden, serf!!!

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (u+Y3T)

205 >>Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf":


Classic.

Those guys were gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag and matching Butt Plug on a Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (+0axI)

206 Your scrubs were made in China where those toddlers have no idea what "sizes" mean.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (8cl9T)

207 Best liner note name ever:

Vicious Pink Phenomena – backing vocals

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

208 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nb

-------------

Look, I didn't make the rules...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

209 Diana was too dumb or naive to understand the aristocratic idea of marriage. It is about matching the right families not about love or fidelity.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (C7AoT)

210 Bi-den looks like he's on his goodbye/bucket list tour. He should tell t-shirts and bobble heads. I don't think the guy has any idea where he is. This is gonna be great. Like Roosevelt at Yalta. He will probably sell Illinois to the Russians.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (MKu/Q)

211 but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM


* taps envelope against turban *
"Men can focus on two things at once."
* opens envelope *
"What one thing does the existence of boobs prove?"

Posted by: zombie Carnac The Magnificent at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

212 apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Which medium? A telescope?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (uEbPt)

213 147 Have we reached the end of the internet?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk

No, but you can.

http://endoftheinternet.com

Posted by: flounder at June 09, 2021 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

-----

Beijing Biden channeling Don Henley

You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best brunette
But this is the endThis is the end of the internet

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:40 PM (c3dw6)

214

I propose Boob gain of function research. Let's see just what extra capability we can give those sweater puppies.

Is self-motorboating too much to ask?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)

215 >>I propose Boob gain of function research.


We can rebuild them.

We can make them Jigglier.

Posted by: Six Billion Dollar Boobs at June 09, 2021 07:41 PM (+0axI)

216 Boobs that dispense beer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2021 07:41 PM (C7AoT)

217
Yeah. Well, they're not like ... converting anyone. They're indoctrinating young impressionable people, sure, but I don't think they're focused on converting adults.

Kind of like how advertisers have long since realized it's much preferable to get their ads in front of the 18-24 demographic then to try to convert older people from, say, miller lite to bud light or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:37 PM (UPoLF)

Absolutely. Young and impressionable their bread and butter.

But the lies help keep their crustier demo on the straight and narrow. Like all the middle aged gay men at work who still believe Trump firebombed the park for a photo op. That stuff matters.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (uEbPt)

218 Way up firm and high.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)

219 Ok Eris, that freaking ROCKS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Q1nbg)

220 Star Trak is on. It's the episode with the smart rock that has very nice penmanship.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Tnijr)

221 Boobs gain of function is the study of nipples.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

222 M O O N

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Flh3s)

223 212 apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Which medium? A telescope?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (uEbPt)
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Miss Cleo? A seance?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (c3dw6)

224 Is it just me or does that stupid YouTube attempt at cutesie dog talk "hooman" and "scritches" etc make you want to kick a defenseless baby seal?

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Lozsj)

225 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UPoLF)

Difficult? DIFFICULT??!!

It's downright mindboggling. I grew up with TV. Black and white no color. Movies too. almost 70 years of watching and about 50 of reading all I could handle on history of the US, the world, the ancient world.

And NONE of it has prepared me to answer WTF is going on and where it will lead. Which up to about 3 years ago I would've been willing to make bets on somethings.

The best we can hope for is a low value of bloodshed. And all those people who bought guns that were new gun owners at a time when ammunition was scarce tells you that we aren't alone.

In times of chaos and confusion one must look to the basics and prepare to defend oneself, ones family, ones community.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (gHWbw)

226 222 M O O N

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Flh3s)

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Good movie.

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (c3dw6)

227 Oh brother. I remember finally reading, about 1987, in my local newspaper, from a doctor (whom btw I trusted on the subject-- not Dr Fauci), stating, "the only way you're gonna get AIDS from a toilet seat, is if you're doing something you really, really, REALLY shouldn't be doing with that toilet seat!!" :

To Transmit HIV. One: a person with lots of HIV in their blood or genital fluids must have sex or inject drugs with an uninfected person. Two: body fluids must pass from the infected person to the uninfected person. Three: the virus must find an 'open door' in the uninfected person. If you are HIV free and want to stay that way, you have to make sure at least one of those things doesn't happen.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (w/5Ba)

228
Which medium?
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (uEbPt)

Miss Cleo

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 09, 2021 07:43 PM (II3Gr)

229 219 Ok Eris, that freaking ROCKS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (Q1nbg)
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Don't slam dance too hard, Nurse!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

230 The medium is the message and the message is boobs.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

231 Star Trak is on. It's the episode with the smart rock that has very nice penmanship.


No Kill I....

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

232 He will probably sell Illinois to the Russians.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2021 07:39 PM (MKu/Q)
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I'm OK with that. No refunds. All sales final!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 07:46 PM (hQrcu)

233 f'd:
5318008

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

234
apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I'm willing to try.

Posted by: Zoltar the medium at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

235
btw, I was not jesting the other day about ovens having a Sabbath Mode.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (8cl9T)

236 Got new scrubs in the mail!
One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the


isn't there a thing about pics here?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (MMtX5)

237 221 Boobs gain of function is the study of nipples.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

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Nipples gain of function is the study of one of the seven deadly sins. Well, maybe more than one ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (c3dw6)

238 My major guess will be that when they finally raise the interest rates after choking them down for twenty years the populace will go nuts when their credit card debt becomes unmanageable as the minimum payment become to much for them to pay and they all start to default.

Too many are living on their ability to charge for stuff they need. Besides stuff they desire. When they can't get any more credit they will now have to pay from their cash and some of that will be gone also as the credit card companies seize bank accounts and wages.

There will be riots over that I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (gHWbw)

239 Classic.

Those guys were gayer than Ace's J. Crew Messenger Bag and matching Butt Plug on a Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2021 07:38 PM (+0axI)

Gayoff - soft cell vs erasure

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)

240 JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

How the F does that work.


I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (w/5Ba)

241 JILL BIDEN.

Excuse me, that's DOCTOR Biden, serf!!!
Posted by: Mookie

That woman is nothing!!

Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop, bitches! at June 09, 2021 07:49 PM (tjZg/)

242 240 JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

How the F does that work.

I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (w/5Ba


She's a Doctor!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

243 JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

How the F does that work.



in fairness, there is nobody else withing 5 degrees of her that knows how to balnce the chckbook

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (MMtX5)

244 btw, I was not jesting the other day about ovens having a Sabbath Mode.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (8cl9T) )
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I saw that and found it interesting.

Imagine a smart home with Sabbath Mode (won't unlock doors and let you leave) or a smart car (won't start) or a smart credit card (won't let your wife shop)?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (c3dw6)

245 Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:47 PM (8cl9T)

Sabbath Goyim appliances? Who knew?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (gHWbw)

246 Neither one of those twits makes any real decisions. They are not even presented with any.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

247 Will you guys quit bashing Vespas already?

Posted by: Jimmy the Mod at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (3/XaG)

248 Biden is completely illegitimate, so why not add his oh-so-smart wife to the party? Inauguration? Like that mattered with Shillary and Big Mike...

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (u+Y3T)

249 JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

How the F does that work.

I must have missed the swearing in part at the inauguration.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


She's a Co-President, just like I was.......bitches!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, the server wiper at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (tjZg/)

250 btw, I was not jesting the other day about ovens having a Sabbath Mode.

I'm guessing it is never appropriate, even here, to insert an Auschwitz joke.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (w/5Ba)

251
I'm convinced Yanet Garcia's ass is the result of some Jim Dandy GOFing:

https://tinyurl.com/dutzsxj4

Be sure to click the pic to embiggen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (Mzdiz)

252 @214: "I propose Boob gain of function research. Let's see just what extra capability we can give those sweater puppies."

I'm pretty sure that's how Total Recall could become reality.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (+WWsf)

253 in fairness, there is nobody else withing 5 degrees of her that knows how to balnce the chckbook
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:50 PM (MMtX5)

Evidence has not been produced that SHE can either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

254 Absolutely. Young and impressionable their bread and butter.

But the lies help keep their crustier demo on the straight and narrow. Like all the middle aged gay men at work who still believe Trump firebombed the park for a photo op. That stuff matters.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 07:42 PM (uEbPt)

I guess my point is -- do they REALLY believe that? Or are they like the Soviet citizens, "helpfully" repeating the lies to everyone else either to help further "the cause" or because they thought they could see through the deception, but their neighbors were too stupid to, and it was helpful for the narrative?

Until one day everyone realized that no one actually believed the shit they were saying. (well, some did, but, you get my point)

I've been thinking about it a lot lately, because so many of the people in my life are objectively smart, but repeat this kind of shit ad nauseum. Then when I gently prod them, they quickly change the subject or demur. Which suggests to me they know it's bullshit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)

255 Oh my... guess who is going to represent us at the next G7 conference?

JILL BIDEN.... Yes, somehow the First Lady is now going to be making economic policy.

***

The lady who literally got a doctorate in cutting out little people holding hands from construction paper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (9aYjv)

256 Evidence has not been produced that SHE can either.
Posted by: Romeo13


The Biden Junta theme song.

Dare to be Stupid!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (tjZg/)

257 "I was not jesting the other day about ovens having a Sabbath Mode."


Cool! Will it play Rat Salad?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr)

258
I avoid all that "Smart" crap.

It's not Hal 9000 I'm worried about.

It's those two cocksuckers Gates and Besos I'm worried about.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (8cl9T)

259 Gayoff - soft cell vs erasure
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)

Pet Shop Boys

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (2DOZq)

260 Hmmm, and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President?

Is that even LEGAL?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

261 114 As much as I despised DeNiro Ronin is a pretty good movie. By the way Rock Island Arms 1911 Tac II is a pretty good 1911. I had forgotten how much fun the 1911 is. And the steak was lousy. After all I cooked it.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

I enjoyed the supporting characters more than DeNiro.

Ronin is a guilty pleasure.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (BgMrQ)

262 by the way

this:

Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.

is the funniest thing I have read in days.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (MMtX5)

263 Remember when Hillary tried to implement Hillarycare as the First Lady.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

264 Hmmm, and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President?




she is flying the damn plane

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (MMtX5)

265 @247: "Will you guys quit bashing Vespas already?"

Who needs a Vespa when you can ride an electric rental scooter with rolled up skinny jeans and boat shoes instead?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (+WWsf)

266 and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President

She is FLYING the plane. Because she's a DOCTOR, dammit!

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)

267 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)

I'm very glad I don't know many liberals. The few that are we've agreed not to talk about politics. Which has been real difficult these last few months.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (gHWbw)

268 @255: "The lady who literally got a doctorate in cutting out little people holding hands from construction paper."

Snowflakes were too complicated?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (+WWsf)

269 "Are you implying that marrying the most narcissistic woke c-word in California is somehow a bad idea for a member of the British Royal Family?"

I hope the Queen tells him they can't call her a Duchess anymore. She diminishes the title.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (83lwH)

270
Perusing Yanet Garcia's twitter feed, I see she has just launched a Only Fans site. I'm sure she'll be doing the weather.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (Mzdiz)

271 264 Hmmm, and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President?

she is flying the damn plane
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM (MMtX5)

Must have forgotten her broom?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

272 She's a Co-President, just like I was.......bitches!

And a likely reason the peaceful transition of power from rezident retard to Kommalamadingdong won't be peaceful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (3H9h1)

273 I think the beginning of "War Pigs" blasting out every time you opened the oven would be just awesome

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

274 260 Hmmm, and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President?

Is that even LEGAL?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0


Legal went out the window with the constitution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

275 259 Gayoff - soft cell vs erasure
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (/6GbT)

Pet Shop Boys
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 07:53 PM (2DOZq)

Pete Shelley - Master to Boy George's Blaster


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

276 Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.

I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (k39e/)

277 Perusing Yanet Garcia's twitter feed, I see she has just launched a Only Fans site. I'm sure she'll be doing the weather.
Posted by: publius, R



weather or not these things fit in her ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:56 PM (MMtX5)

278 In completely unrelated news, it looks like Wesley Crusher got glasses and is now working as a weather dude on Weather Nation....

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)

279 I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: F


ask ace, he wrote it

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (MMtX5)

280 Hmmm, and Jill is flying on Air Force One WITHOUT the President?

Is that even LEGAL?
Posted by: R


it just wouldn't be air force 1

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (MMtX5)

281 Twitter is a cesspool of narcissism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (4fSQf)

282 I think they just change the call sign. Same plane but called Air Force 2 or something.

Michelle and her daughters used to zip over to Europe to go shopping if I recall correctly in one of the Air Force planes.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (gHWbw)

283 "Oh my... guess who is going to represent us at the next G7 conference?"

That's weird. Makes it seem like Team Biden IS in control of the Presidency and Jill is the only one they trust?

Either that, or it's a diplomatic slap in the face of the G7. Why not just appoint your horse to drive the point home.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (83lwH)

284 All together now:

SHUT UP WESLEY!

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (Tnijr)

285 Must have forgotten her broom?
Posted by: R




HIYO!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (MMtX5)

286
It's not "air force 1" unless the president (President Trump) is aboard.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 07:58 PM (GX/mw)

287 "Twitter is a cesspool of narcissism."

It's about getting dopamine hits thru likes.

That can't be healthy.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (83lwH)

288 A dude in MI,
I just finally recently ordered a 45 of the classic Soft Cell "Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go" mashup.

BTW, I've always believed that song was the unspoken but official underground theme song of AIDS, amongst gay groups in the early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

289 I think they just change the call sign. Same plane but called Air Force 2 or something.

Michelle and her daughters used to zip over to Europe to go shopping if I recall correctly in one of the Air Force planes.
Posted by: j


I think the convention is to use her ss codename so in this instance it would be "hunter's sidepiece 1"

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (MMtX5)

290 I'm very glad I don't know many liberals. The few that are we've agreed not to talk about politics. Which has been real difficult these last few months.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:55 PM (gHWbw)

Almost no one in my personal life knows my politics. Ha.

But yes, I don't like to talk politics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (UPoLF)

291 @281: "Twitter is a cesspool of narcissism."

Twitter is a sprawling menagerie of various psychological complexes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (+WWsf)

292 Remember, Jill just has to reimburse the government for the cost of a business class ticket.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)

293 "Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.
I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


He's painting a picture with words. You have to close your eyes when you read it.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

294 Almost no one in my personal life knows my politics. Ha.


Posted by: H


but you know theirs

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (MMtX5)

295 Hmm, it seems I just got adopted by a kitten. Landlady was trying to catch some running loose next door, and one of them took to me. The tech from my vet, who lives the next street over, took a look, and says he's about 6-7 weeks old, male with hematochromia (though his eyes look alike to me). Tentatively named Dusty, white wich what looks like pumpkin dust over a good part of him. Currently sleeping almost on top of my mouse.

Posted by: empire 1 at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (JJatH)

296 291 @281: "Twitter is a cesspool of narcissism."

Twitter is a sprawling menagerie of various psychological complexes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (+WWsf


Twitter is the electronic version of an STD pamphlet

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (4fSQf)

297 I think the beginning of "War Pigs" blasting out every time you opened the oven would be just awesome


I think I just found my entrance music at the office....

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T)

298 but you know theirs
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (MMtX5)M

For sure if they're Leftists.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

299 "Her face looks like Bigfoot ironed an old catcher's mitt.
I don't even get what that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


He's painting a picture with words. You have to close your eyes when you read it.
Posted by: f



gets funnier every time I read it

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (MMtX5)

300 @296: "Twitter is the electronic version of an STD pamphlet"

Lots of people not getting laid on Twitter though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (+WWsf)

301 238 My major guess will be that when they finally raise the interest rates after choking them down for twenty years the populace will go nuts when their credit card debt becomes unmanageable as the minimum payment become to much for them to pay and they all start to default.

Too many are living on their ability to charge for stuff they need. Besides stuff they desire. When they can't get any more credit they will now have to pay from their cash and some of that will be gone also as the credit card companies seize bank accounts and wages.

There will be riots over that I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 07:48 PM (gHWbw)

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Nah, a simple $1 quadrillion or maybe $1 quintillion bailout bill will suffice. And who needs to pay taxes when you can print money to infinity and beyond?!?!?

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:01 PM (c3dw6)

302 So at 9:00 I have a choice of ST NG or Gomer Pyle. Pretty easy choice really.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (Tnijr)

303 Who needs a Vespa when you can ride an electric rental scooter with rolled up skinny jeans and boat shoes instead?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 07:54 PM


Has ace actually been confirmed doing this, or is this just reliable sources?

Posted by: zombie Carnac The Magnificent at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

304
Yep, Air Force One is a call sign. If POTUS is flying a Cessna, that's Air Force One.

The current highly modified 747s that usually fill the role are called VC-25A.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)

305 the entire internet is a big infected shithol

I never go anywhere without typing the url into the address bar so I get to go right by the incidental hot streaming garbage.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:03 PM (MMtX5)

306 ask ace, he wrote it
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM (MMtX5)

If you didn't understand it why did you think it was funny?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:03 PM (k39e/)

307 Posted by: empire 1 at June 09, 2021 08:00 PM (JJatH)

You're a good person.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

308 If you didn't understand it why did you think it was funny?
Posted by: F



who said I did not understand it? I know exactly what it means and it gets funnier every time I read it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (MMtX5)

309 If Biden flies a kite, is the kite AF1? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

310 One size down on the bottoms. I went two sizes down on the tops, but apparently my boobs are too big for the medium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 07:29 PM (Q1nbg)



Go on..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

311
obama's Deep State will have to arrange an "accident" for both joe and jill, then.

Posted by: Soothie at June 09, 2021 08:04 PM (GX/mw)

312 bear sow having 4 cubs is quite rare. I was talking with a relative in WY about one that had 5 (it was making the papers - the photographer tried for days to get pics), and some thought she somehow adopted them. Typically Bears have 2 cubs. This might be another case of adoption, or baby-sitting which actually happens.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 09, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

Saw a video where two mama grizzlies and about 4 cubs were hanging out in a meadow being watch by a guide and tourists. Suddenly, a male griz shows up and a fight starts between one of the sows and the boar. Next thing you know the other sow and all the cubs have taken refuge behind the watching humans! The camera swings around and there is the sow standing on her hind legs looking over the guide watching the fight.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (A860g)

313 Go on..
Posted by: G



it didn't happen

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (MMtX5)

314 Re Harry P: exactly..ever since the election and actually since a short period into the Plandemic nothing has made any sense. It's like the Big Deal Class and their pet media is LARPING a fascist\communist takeover but even they don't REALLY do anything cause they know they don't actually have the force to make it happen. We keep having these short term "crisises" that fizzle out. No gas. No meat. But then there is again. They're going to pass this horrible takeover bill..and then they don't. They're going to pack the Supreme Court..and then they don't. A few big figures stand up against them..and nothing happens to them. The only people that get zapped are media figures and such who go against them. Meanwhile, more and more, the public believes Covid was a scam and the election was stolen despite what the pet media says. It's all nuts and you can't forecast a thing off historical analogy because nothing like this has ever happened before, unless you say it's like the Communist governments in the Warsaw Pact trying to install themselves for the first time in about 1989...

Posted by: azjaeger at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (3/XaG)

315
They will never let interest rates rise. They can't. That would destroy the federal govt. When you're $28T, and the budget blow-out projections have debt to GDP going vertical.

The Fed cannot. Inflation is going to rip our faces off, they will pretend it's not there, and print, print, in order to keep T rates low.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)

316 I've been thinking about it a lot lately, because so many of the people in my life are objectively smart, but repeat this kind of shit ad nauseum. Then when I gently prod them, they quickly change the subject or demur. Which suggests to me they know it's bullshit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)

I don't know. Too many different people. And impossible to tell because lies are the native language of The Left.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (uEbPt)

317 I would bet that Koma lot didn't do us many favors by her being sent to see the Pres of Guatemala. He might get out there and tell his people he'll give them a free ride to the border.

I would guess he did not appreciate being visited by this amateur.

Or course he may know that Biden can't visit as the travel would ruin his schedule which is based on his up moments. And being in a different environment might cause him to lose it.

He's having a hard enough time here when he's where he's lived all these years. Man I can't believe we've been "blessed" with two nitwits almost in a row. With only one good one in between to make us see the difference.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (gHWbw)

318 I'd give up if I didn't get it. Which I do. It's funny. Why? Does it matter?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

319 Inflation is going to rip our faces off, they will pretend it's not there, and print, print, in order to keep T rates low.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)

***

A couple of weeks ago I heard or read that the feds were no-sh*t discussing ending inflation by no longer tracking it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)

320 Meme at FB of the fauxsident at George Floyd's service:

"I'm honored to be here today for Pink Floyd's funeral..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)

321 I'd give up if I didn't get it. Which I do. It's funny. Why? Does it matter?
Posted by: f


it's her thing, she bitches about everything I write

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)

322
A couple of weeks ago I heard or read that the feds were no-sh*t discussing ending inflation by no longer tracking it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)


That's how I lost weight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (4fSQf)

323 ask ace, he wrote it
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 07:57 PM
(MMtX5

You said "Ask Ace'" which implies you didn't understand it. Yet you claim to understand it, but you can't explain it.

Ooooookay then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (k39e/)

324 Tell the dyed-hair nose-ringed barista at Starbucks she has the same arm sleeve tat design as a pornstar you saw on the internet.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 09, 2021 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)

The problem with that, is that I would have to enter a Starbucks to do it. Not happening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (nmuDY)

325 1828 - "When the results of the election were announced, a mob entered the White House, damaging the furniture and lights. Adams escaped through the back and large punch bowls were set up to lure the crowd outside."

See, that was the mistake they made. They should have been offering White Claw for free outside the Capitol.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:08 PM (5p7BC)

326 OK, fess up out there: How many of you have either been this kid or the dad? (As an uncle, I would have done this. Which explains why I was never asked to babysit) https://bit.ly/2ThiJfX

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

327 AOP, LOL.
The worst is when they write the wrong preferred pronouns for you on your cup... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

328 "I don't like to talk politics."

Everyone I talk to is so dumb re politics that it's annoying

Last one was a woke lib who asked "what to Republicans read for their Fact Check?"

Which is a stupid remark on several levels
1) she uses Fact Check as her arbiter of truth
2) she thinks it's unbiased but assumes their is one for the GOP and another for the Dems....?
3) she thought this was a gotcha question

I think I just looked at her funny

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (83lwH)

329 You said "Ask Ace'" which implies you didn't understand it. Yet you claim to understand it, but you can't explain it.

Ooooookay then.

Posted by: F



yeah, no, that is not what any of that means.

I just do not care if you get it or not and have no interest in enduring more of you.

everybody gets it but you.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (MMtX5)

330
I was reading something the other day, saying that the Fed itself has been captured by Woke SJW type just like every other institution. They see themselves as doing "social policy" now. Enabling Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity. DIE.

The central bank of the United States, now. They think their mission is social policy now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:09 PM (Mzdiz)

331 it's her thing, she bitches about everything I write
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)

Everything? Oh hardly, dear. I sometimes tweak you. Stop whining.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (k39e/)

332 I know there their LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (83lwH)

333 I don't know. Too many different people. And impossible to tell because lies are the native language of The Left.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:06 PM (uEbPt)

Well, I don't know if they'd say they were lying per se.

It's kind of like Santa Claus, but in this analogy, the "smart liberals" are the adults, and everyone else is the child.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (UPoLF)

334 I was thinking of getting Luna Grill for lunch today.

Then I saw their "pride month" ad on FB. Decided to eat somewhere else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

335 Everything? Oh hardly, dear. I sometimes tweak you. Stop whining.
Posted by: F


they you go again!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (MMtX5)

336 @325: "See, that was the mistake they made. They should have been offering White Claw for free outside the Capitol."

They do make Bartles & Jaymes in cans now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (+WWsf)

337 You think monetary policy is dumb now? In 1898, William Jennings Bryan campaigned on mining silver, creating coins, and giving them away to everyone.

Yep, going to end poverty by giving everyone silver.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (5p7BC)

338 My kids will sometimes sit at my desk and rifle through my papers saying "Im working lime daddy!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (hcb9g)

339 I guess my point is -- do they REALLY believe that? Or are they like the Soviet citizens, "helpfully" repeating the lies to everyone else either to help further "the cause" or because they thought they could see through the deception, but their neighbors were too stupid to, and it was helpful for the narrative?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 09, 2021 07:52 PM (UPoLF)

They mostly don't believe the bullshit. Unfortunately when you tell these people off, they think that you are being insincere as well. There is no cure for this. A regular liberal sparring partner 2003-2008 said to me "It's almost as if you really do want the new Iraq to succeed..." ... what I had been saying for five years at that point. That comment burned me in a way none of his insults ever did. If he had been sitting next to me, I surely would have punched him.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (ybIRR)

340 @337: "Yep, going to end poverty by giving everyone silver."

Better to give it away than insist everyone go work in the mines, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (+WWsf)

341 they you go again!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:11 PM (MMtX5)

Tweaked you again. You just endured more of me. LOL.

Adios.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 08:12 PM (k39e/)

342 A couple of weeks ago I heard or read that the feds were no-sh*t discussing ending inflation by no longer tracking it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:07 PM (9aYjv)

If I hide under the covers, the monster can't see me!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:13 PM (gAFsE)

343 337: "Yep, going to end poverty by giving everyone silver."

Yeah should have went straight to a chicken in every pot instead of making them buy it with silver.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

344 Another meme:

"The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

345 If I hide under the covers, the monster can't see me!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:13 PM (gAFsE)

lol

Posted by: face-sized spider at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)

346
Tweaked you again. You just endured more of me. LOL.

Adios.

Posted by: F


you seem to have missed the thing about you doing nothing in this thread other than comment about my comments proves my point.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (MMtX5)

347 288 A dude in MI,
I just finally recently ordered a 45 of the classic Soft Cell "Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go" mashup.

BTW, I've always believed that song was the unspoken but official underground theme song of AIDS, amongst gay groups in the early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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Thanks steve, now I'll never be able to hear that song again without imagining gay taintsex. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:15 PM (c3dw6)

348 "Yep, going to end poverty by giving everyone silver."

***

The cool part is that they figured out how to implement that plan via welfare, and they were able to make it a huge government-jobs funding program at the same time. IIRC something like 10 cents of every dollar that is for welfare recipients actually reaches welfare recipients. All the rest is consumed by the same government that is giving them the money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (9aYjv)

349 Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.

Could be worse. Maybe you can end up banging Jodie Foster?

Posted by: Mookie at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

350 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

I like where this is going!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:16 PM (gAFsE)

351 Could be worse. Maybe you can end up banging Jodie Foster?
Posted by: M


what did he do to deserve that?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (MMtX5)

352 "Then when I gently prod them, they quickly change the subject or demur. Which suggests to me they know it's bullshit."

My own experience is that they don't want to debate it, they are doing a Daily Affirmation of a false narrative they need to breath life into to give their Alternate Reality life.

https://tinyurl.com/7utsc9vw

They repeat "I'm part of the Resistance fighting Trump-Hilter" or some variant often enough, and they really do begin to imagine themselves as Glorious Freedom Fighter making a Righteous Stand against Fascism!

The LAST thing they want is for someone like you to dispel their little self-deception with Reason and Reality.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (83lwH)

353 ShainS, you'll be fine. Just listen to YMCA a few times. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

354 It's right there in the f'n title you know. They wernt foolin me.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (Tnijr)

355 Romance troubles? Ask Ace!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (ybIRR)

356 Just great


Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

357 Vanya: Git off my lawn!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

358 If the Village People aren't your jam, then there's always Kylie Minogue.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)

359 not sure why you are giving a leftist gathering site so much time

their must site other than Buitengebieden that have vids you like

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (8o8kf)

360 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
---

Oh crap.

The Exorcist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

361 Where you been, Frazier Crane?

Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (CIxzb)

362 My own experience is that they don't want to debate it, they are doing a Daily Affirmation of a false narrative they need to breath life into to give their Alternate Reality life.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (83lwH)

"I confess to almighty Gaia, and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned through my own fault, in my thoughts, and in my words; in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do..."

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (gAFsE)

363 Walter, I'll always remember Kylie by her weird male backup dancers, when she appeared right after 9/11 on SNL to perform "Can't Get You Out Of My Head."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

364 The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you.

-------------

Great, I only have six months to blow up the Death Star.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (kTF2Z)

365 there*

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (8o8kf)

366 Hmm. Beetlejuice for me. Ominous.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (+WWsf)

367 > And what will Biden do to the Queen? You know his lizard brain wants to get her hair smell.

The Queen is probably safe... she's well out of Gropey Joe's preferred age range (Clinton would have been different... nothing with a vagina or even a concavity was safe from him).

I do hope Willie and Kate keep Princess Charlotte far away from Gropey Joe, though. She's 6.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (G15ac)

368 Debbie Does Dallas?

Wtf

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (4fSQf)

369 Jerry Van Dyke is trying to seduce Jim Nabors. Kind of seems kind normal nowadays don't ya think y'all?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (Tnijr)

370 All Hail Eris, that'll make your head spin won't it! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)

371 344 Another meme:

"The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

Great. Mine is The Bad News Bears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

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Heh. Mine are "Love Story" (1971) and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1972).

Nobody tell the wifey!

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (c3dw6)

372 The Exorcist.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

As long as you aren't the priest you're going to be all right in the end.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

373 Vanya: Git off my lawn!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

You know, come the Burning Times, some of you old fuckers are going to need someone around who still has functional joints and doesn't need to stop and piss every ten minutes. We'll see then!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (gAFsE)

374 ASK ACE

Dear Ace,

I am dating a blue-haired feminist. Will it last?

Troubled in Dallas

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (ybIRR)

375 353 ShainS, you'll be fine. Just listen to YMCA a few times. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (c3dw6)

376 Not much, although I do applaud her charity work. She helped raise money to help get rid of landmines. It's a serious issue in plenty of conflict zones.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2021 07:10 PM (YYlyE)

All she succeeded in doing was getting civilized countries to abandon the defensive use of anti-personnel mines around their own installations. She did diddley-squat to prevent their unauthorized use by rogue states or non-state actors, and those are the ones that keep killing and maiming innocent people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (nmuDY)

377 What year did they make the first Dr Doolittle?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (Tnijr)

378 Heh. Mine are "Love Story" (1971) and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1972).

Nobody tell the wifey!
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (c3dw6)

You turned ten twice?

Are you some bizarre form of conjoined twins?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (gAFsE)

379 Turns out the #1 movie in August 1976 *wasn't* The Bad News Bears.

It was... The Omen.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

380 > she uses Fact Check as her arbiter of truth

They had "Fact Check" in the Soviet Union, too. They called it "Pravda", which as we all know, means "Truth".

You won't go far wrong if you assume that anything with "fact", "truth" or "honest" in its name is nothing of the sort.

See also: "Scientific American", or as some call it, "Two Lies, One Title".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:22 PM (G15ac)

381 The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
---

Oh crap.

The Exorcist.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
---
Mine is almost as terrifying - Ghostbusters

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (hQrcu)

382 2021 may be my favorite year - Zulu.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (xEIoY)

383 Vanya, this is true

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

384 Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:20 PM (c3dw6)

You turned 10 twice?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

385 Getting conflicting info.
Now I learn the number one of August 1976 is/was...
Silent Movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

386 Oh I looked it up . what a load

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

387 >>box office movie

The Omen.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (xK9An)

388 The battle begins: me, armed with diatomaceous earth vs. thousands of centipedes. The battlefield (my porch) is strewn with crushed corpses, which does not discourage them. But it now has a thick ribbon of DE lining the perimeter. So far, a few have crossed, but they seem reluctant to do so.
Question: will it eventually kill every bastard who crosses the line, and if so, how long will it take?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)

389 Dear Ace,

I am dating Ben Shapiro's sister. Will it last?

Horny in Georgetown.

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (c3dw6)

390 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

Smokey and the Bandit

...I don't need any cards, thanks

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (83lwH)

391 Lilo and Stitch was the #1 19 years ago.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (ybIRR)

392 ZOD, you were born right near the same time I was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

393 As long as you aren't the priest you're going to be all right in the end.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

Or the other priest. Or the little girl, who would be mentally flayed by an experience like that. Or her mom, who would never be able to look at her daughter again without wondering if the Devil wasn't still sniffing around in there. Or... Well, pretty much anyone.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:25 PM (gAFsE)

394 1989 = Rain Man
Sounds about right

Posted by: Commander Tacticool at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (GvEen)

395 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

==

Up in Smoke

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (oEn12)

396 All she succeeded in doing was getting civilized countries to abandon the defensive use of anti-personnel mines around their own installations

**

Ha. Reminds me of the Smart People who got the places to ban straws in the US even though 99% of plastic trash in the ocean comes from outside of the US where they give no f*cks about throwing their trash errywhere (or burning it).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (9aYjv)

397 Question: will it eventually kill every bastard who crosses the line, and if so, how long will it take?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)

------------

Yes, they die of dehydration. Should take a few days.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)

398 Hoyt, but who will be your Jackie Gleason?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (xK9An)
---------

NoVaMoMe, July 24, Arlington. You will email me for instructions. Do it. Do it now.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (wyw4S)

400 Oh I picked my movie from 1976 and made it #1

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (83lwH)

401 Zod was born?

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

402 I am dating a blue-haired feminist. Will it last?

Troubled in Dallas
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:21 PM (ybIRR)

as long as it is not my ex, might be OK

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (8o8kf)

403 Mikey, your porch will look like mine, only mine has a fresh crop of dead cicadas every morning. It's disgusting.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (wyw4S)

404 AWW YEAH

10

That's the one with the pretty girls, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (9aYjv)

405

These are tiny millipedes, not centipedes, BTW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (Mzdiz)

406 Ben Hur when I was 10 years old.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

407 Question: will it eventually kill every bastard who crosses the line, and if so, how long will it take?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (Mzdiz)

Yes, it will kill them but it's only effective for as long as it stays dry. Once it gets moisture, it's not effective anymore. Needs to be reapplied

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

408 "Look at me, Zod! It's all for you!"

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (xK9An)

409 I don't even know how Love Story can be a #1 movie. How dreary.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

410 Zod was born?
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

I suppose hatching is technically birth.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (gAFsE)

411 Moron Robbie, "10" was the first R-rated movie my parents allowed me to watch (on VHS at home).

I loved it then and still do. Blake Edwards' all-time best.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)

412 Ok, I played the number 1 movie game.

What am I supposed to make of "Hello Dolly"?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

413 Movie when i was 10, huh....

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls066954756/

Cannot choose between Cool Hand Luke, El Dorado, Death Rides a Horse, and The Jungle Book.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (VcFUs)

414 The power of Ace compels you!
*sprinkles Valu-Rite*
THE POWER OF ACE COMPELS YOU!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

415 Just sounds like really bad, erratic driving after being chased by the papparazzi.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2021 07:20 PM (k39e/)

That, and hanging out with a two-bit Wog dumb enough to hire such a shitty driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (e1iin)

416 Zod...became.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (xK9An)

417 Miley, not Mikey. Sorry. My phone did it.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (wyw4S)

418 "Great, I only have six months to blow up the Death Star."

Trust Your Feelings

Let Go

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (83lwH)

419 Cleopatra???
#3 was Its a.Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Much more better.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (axyOa)

420 @374: "I am dating a blue-haired feminist. Will it last?"

Only if the sex is truly freaky and you spike her breakfast with Thorazine every morning.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (+WWsf)

421 > Tell the dyed-hair nose-ringed barista at Starbucks she has the same arm sleeve tat design as a pornstar you saw on the internet.

She probably WAS the porn star you saw on the internet.

I'm with AOP. No Starbucks for me. I can ruin the taste of stuff by burning it on my own without needing to pay someone else to do it for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (G15ac)

422 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."

Goldfinger. Do I get to be 007?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Mzdiz)

423 The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you.
---------
Fistful of Dollars
WooHoo!

Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)

424 I am dating Ben Shapiro's sister. Will it last?

Horny in Georgetown.
Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:24 PM (c3dw6)

You have to be careful. If you fuck her and never call her back, he might give you $100,000.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (ybIRR)

425 410 Zod was born?
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

I suppose hatching is technically birth.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (gAFsE)

Summoned to this plane.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

426 Your mother sews socks that smell !!

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

427 The Sound of Music

So I'll be climbing mountains, wearing old curtains...

Bring on the burning times!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

428 Yes, it will kill them but it's only effective for
as long as it stays dry. Once it gets moisture, it's not effective
anymore. Needs to be reapplied

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

But if they cross it while it's dry, will they eventually die?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (Mzdiz)

429 2021 may be my favorite year - Zulu.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (xEIoY)

Stanley Baker - I think he produced it and starred...great film.

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (5iUNf)

430 What am I supposed to make of "Hello Dolly"?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
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I'd go for the big splashy number at Harmonia Gardens with Louis Armstrong, but that's just me.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (wyw4S)

431 Dave in Fla, could be worse... could be "Paint Your Wagon."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

432 But if they cross it while it's dry, will they eventually die?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (Mzdiz


Yes. Works on roaches too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

433 browndog, so you're sixteen going on seventeen? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

434 >>NoVaMoMe, July 24, Arlington. You will email me for instructions. Do it. Do it now. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:26 PM (wyw4S)

dontcuttheredwire at yahoo Dotcom

Comply.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (xK9An)

435
You have to be careful. If you fuck her and never call her back, he might give you $100,000.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (ybIRR)

I can see a hilarious reverse Guess Who's Coming To Dinner where she brings a Moron to a family reunion.

"Binary Ben! How ya doin'? Man, I thought you'd be taller. Brought you a fifth of Laphrofig, here. You mix that with Diet Coke I'll fucking shoot you. So! Where's the meat?"

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (gAFsE)

436 > may be my favorite year - Zulu.

Q. Why is car insurance so expensive in Wales?
A. Welshmen never yield.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (G15ac)

437 Summoned to this plane.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

Is that the time where he raised his tentacles and shouted "what mortal fool as awaken me from my slumber!"??

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (5iUNf)

438 1980 Airplane!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (vHLlg)

439 392 ZOD, you were born right near the same time I was.
Posted by: qdpsteve at


Silly Steve.
ZOD was not born. He was hatched.


Hi Zod!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (U2p+3)

440 You turned 10 twice?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

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Heh. Born again at 9 months.
/misread the question (missed the "turned 10" part

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (c3dw6)

441 Eromero, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (+WWsf)

442 What am I supposed to make of "Hello Dolly"?
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Do you play trumpet yet?

Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)

443 your porch will look like mine, only mine has a fresh crop of dead cicadas every morning. It's disgusting.



Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (wyw4S)

Eww. We don't have those here at present. If this turns out to work, I'll have to scrub away the corpses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

444 >>420 @374: "I am dating a blue-haired feminist. Will it last?"

Yes, it will. Formaldehyde. It will last.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (xK9An)

445 Any movie year of the aughts would kill to match 1972.

Diamonds are Forever, The Godfather, The Posideon Adventure, The French Connection, The Valachi Papers, Deliverance, Dirty Harry, The Last Pictuere Show, Superfly.

Hell, the last twenty years can't match that one year.

I mean, come on man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)

446 Dave in Fla, could be worse... could be "Paint Your Wagon."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

OMG - not Eastwood singing about that wind named Mariah! Make it stahp!

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (5iUNf)

447 Is that the time where he raised his tentacles and shouted "what mortal fool as awaken me from my slumber!"??
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:32 PM (5iUNf)

Ai, ai, Zod ftagn!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (gAFsE)

448 @444: "Yes, it will. Formaldehyde. It will last."

Blue might fade after you put her head in a jar though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (+WWsf)

449 433 browndog, so you're sixteen going on seventeen? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

heh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)

450 Boswell, Paint Your Wagon is the only Eastwood flick I refuse to watch. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

451 Heh. Mine are "Love Story" (1971) and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1972).

Nobody tell the wifey!

Also Omega Man, Clockwork Orange and The French Connection.

Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (E0OEG)

452 > I am dating a blue-haired feminist. Will it last?

Depends on whether you count her killing you in your sleep and making a "man suit" out of your flayed skin as "lasting".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (G15ac)

453 February 1972 - The French Connection.

Does this mean I get to slap someone?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (3H9h1)

454 Mine was Billy Jack. I thought I was older when that came out.

Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (CIxzb)

455 These are tiny millipedes, not centipedes, BTW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2021 08:27 PM (Mzdiz)

Let's call them 'pedes. Works for me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (Mzdiz)

456 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
Ben Hur, so I guess that's ok.


Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)

457 1976

Taxi driver
The omen
Dog Day afternoon
All the presidents men
Bad news bears
One flew over the cuckoos nest
Midway
Carrie
King Kong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (4fSQf)

458 445 Any movie year of the aughts would kill to match 1972.

Diamonds are Forever, The Godfather, The Posideon Adventure, The French Connection, The Valachi Papers, Deliverance, Dirty Harry, The Last Pictuere Show, Superfly.

Hell, the last twenty years can't match that one year.

I mean, come on man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)

The 70s were a deeply depressing time...

Change my mind!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)

459 Clint Eastwood singing is right up there with making Dick Van Dyke attempt to do an English accent on the list of worst Hollywood ideas ever.

In their defense, everyone was doing a whole lot of drugs back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (G15ac)

460 Eww. We don't have those here at present. If this turns out to work, I'll have to scrub away the corpses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)
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If you have a leaf blower, use that first. My husband clears our deck, porch and driveway every day.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (wyw4S)

461 February 1972 - The French Connection.

Does this mean I get to slap someone?
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I think you get to drive like a maniac and beat the fuck out of French guys. Not so bad.

Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

462 #1 movie when I turned 10 was Back to the Future.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (hcb9g)

463 Ben Hur, so I guess that's ok.


Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)

Unless you get run over by a chariot. Which in the current year I admit is unlikely.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (gAFsE)

464 456 "The movie that was #1 at the box office when you turned 10 years old, will be how the rest of 2021 turns out for you."
Ben Hur, so I guess that's ok.

Posted by: Fou Troll at June 09, 2021 08:36 PM (HLwmB)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. They die at the end.

I don't like this game.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

465 Boswell, Paint Your Wagon is the only Eastwood flick I refuse to watch. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

Ahh, so you have spared carving your eyes out with rusty melon ball scoops - it is that hard to unsee....

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (5iUNf)

466 446 Dave in Fla, could be worse... could be "Paint Your Wagon."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

OMG - not Eastwood singing about that wind named Mariah! Make it stahp!
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (5iUNf)

If Sponge were here, he'd say you asked for it.

https://youtu.be/3DrOqRQQ9mg

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (VcFUs)

467 412 Ok, I played the number 1 movie game.

What am I supposed to make of "Hello Dolly"?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2021 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

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You will soon be commenting as "Daphne in Fla". ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (c3dw6)

468 @463: "Unless you get run over by a chariot."

Electric rental scooters are modern day chariots.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (+WWsf)

469

My new endeavor, Derm Perm Embalming Gel, guarantees that hair colors, tattoos and all skin lesions will be permanent after your 'loved one' gets a single brush on treatment!*

*Do not use any person or animal you actually care about. Flammable. My produce intense itching. If orgasm lasts more than 4 hours call 911.

Posted by: The Septic Avenger at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (ND961)

470 Boswell, Paint Your Wagon is the only Eastwood flick I refuse to watch. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)


Its actually worth watching just for the preacher scenes. He's hilarious. And Ray Walston was good.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (axyOa)

471 The 70s were a deeply depressing time...

Change my mind!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)

I have a copy of James Lileks' book on 70's interior decorating, and I have seen old family photos from that time period, showcasing the styles of dress that were popular. I am convinced you were all completely insane.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)

472 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. They die at the end.

I don't like this game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

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I can't swim.
The fall will probably kill ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

473 459 Clint Eastwood singing is right up there with making Dick Van Dyke attempt to do an English accent on the list of worst Hollywood ideas ever.

In their defense, everyone was doing a whole lot of drugs back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (G15ac)

/Jumps on Soapbox.

I always felt sorry for 'Bert' in Mary Poppins. She is a TEASE. She even kissed Penguins, but Burt?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

474 If anyone's movie turns out to be Groundhog Day, please don't us. Too depressing.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)

475 @458

Well the 2000s haven't been peaches and cream either.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (9YL6t)

476 The Smothers Brothers did the best "Talk To The Trees".

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (Tnijr)

477 I have a copy of James Lileks' book on 70's interior decorating, and I have seen old family photos from that time period, showcasing the styles of dress that were popular. I am convinced you were all completely insane.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)


There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

478 Boswell, yup. :-)
Paint Your Wagon was the Cats of 1969.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

479 Airplane! means 2021 would be a bad year for me to stop drinking, shrooming, licking crack smoking frogs, etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (vHLlg)

480 470 Boswell, Paint Your Wagon is the only Eastwood flick I refuse to watch. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)


Its actually worth watching just for the preacher scenes. He's hilarious. And Ray Walston was good.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (axyOa)

They call the wind Maria..... great song.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

481 I thought most of us would be listing movies from 2002

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (w/5Ba)

482 I mean, come on man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:34 PM (9YL6t)

The Godfather alone made it worth being 10 in 1972.

That, or not being stuck behind Sonny at that toll booth...

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (5iUNf)

483 Ugh, I got Tootsie

Posted by: parsimony at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (X1xq4)

484 I meant don't tell us. That's it, I'm done. Good night everyone!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (wyw4S)

485 {{{nurse ratched}}}. How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

486 My money is on banana dream ending up in a Turkish prison.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)

487 OMG my movie is a real laugh your ass off title. Can't say it due to opsec but WTF

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt)

488 All yall wish you could have '67. Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (VcFUs)

489 Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight

Your Grace. **Respectful tip of the hat**

Long may the Duchess of Carolina thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

490 487 OMG my movie is a real laugh your ass off title. Can't say it due to opsec but WTF
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt


Behind the Green Door?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)

491 There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

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Don't forget harvest gold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

492 If you have a leaf blower, use that first. My husband clears our deck, porch and driveway every day.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 09, 2021 08:37 PM (wyw4S)

Won't work, these are flattened to the concrete (there are so many at night, you inevitably step on them and crush their stupid little bodies). Scrubbing will be required.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (Mzdiz)

493 >>460 If this turns out to work, I'll have to scrub away the corpses. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

That last. Say that to yourself six times tomorrow, and every day thereafter.

In time, your life will be the richer--or the more interesting, or both--for it.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)

494 Bif: hope you like eggs. ;-)

..., I'd guess yours is either It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Super Troupers. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

495 490 487 OMG my movie is a real laugh your ass off title. Can't say it due to opsec but WTF
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt


Behind the Green Door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)

The Crying Game?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (VcFUs)

496 bluebell, have you checked your old email?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (nbpZs)

497 #1 movie when you turned 10...

Cape Fear.


Cape Fear?!?!?!

Fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (6FeV1)

498 My parents took me to see Paint Your Wagon when it came out. I thought it was weird then with all the singing and dancing and all but later I figured all them fellas was trying to impress the ladies and they was just doing what they had to to get some.

Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Tnijr)

499 Your Grace. **Respectful tip of the hat**



Long may the Duchess of Carolina thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you, {{{Salty}}}! It's always good to see you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Mzdiz)

500 parsimony, I *love* Tootsie.

"Yew macho shithead!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

501 Clint Eastwood singing is right up there with making Dick Van Dyke attempt to do an English accent on the list of worst Hollywood ideas ever.


Ahem...see ABBA lately?

Posted by: Pierce Brosnan at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (axyOa)

502 491 There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

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Don't forget harvest gold.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

Oh, we weren't that rich.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

503 If anyone's movie turns out to be Groundhog Day, please don't us. Too depressing.

Fortunately it was #1 for only two weeks.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (w/5Ba)

504 Miley, I think I have a solution to your bug problem. Do you have access to about twenty pounds of C4? Semtex would work too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (kTF2Z)

505 Lawrence of Arabia
Followed closely by
The Longest Day.

I just don't know how to run with that.

Posted by: RI Red at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (S+XQs)

506 > There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.

Not 100% true. Besides "avocado" and "coppertone", there was "harvest gold".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (G15ac)

507 494 Bif: hope you like eggs. ;-)

..., I'd guess yours is either It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World or Super Troupers. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm torn, Death Rides A Horse, and The Jungle Book are also in '67. Partying with King Louie and the monkeys? Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (VcFUs)

508 486 My money is on banana dream ending up in a Turkish prison.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)

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Midnight Express was a GREAT movie.

"Scared Straight" before being Scared Straight was cool ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (c3dw6)

509 The Jungle Book is the very last Disney picture that Walt actually had anything to do with.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (L2ZTs)

510 Dark brown cupboards in kitchen and entry linoleum and rust color carpet. Avocado green freezer in garage.

Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2021 08:47 PM (E0OEG)

511 I just don't know how to run with that.
Posted by: RI Red at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (S+XQs)

Lawrence of Arabia is great.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (gAFsE)

512 Who got '69 and the Valley Of Guangi?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (VcFUs)

513 The previous generation of colors, with the turquoise, pink, and pale yellow (I forget the names the marketroids had for those) was much nicer, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (G15ac)

514 >>> 486 My money is on banana dream ending up in a Turkish prison.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (+WWsf)


I wonder if they show gladiator movies in Turkish prisons. You know, for good behavior, and all that.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (vHLlg)

515 490 487 OMG my movie is a real laugh your ass off title. Can't say it due to opsec but WTF
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt

Behind the Green Door?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (4fSQf)
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LOL

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (c3dw6)

516 I needed this tonight!
Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

517 ONT! ONT!

Posted by: Bete at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (Ojki1)

518 I am convinced you were all completely insane.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 09, 2021 08:39 PM (gAFsE)


Not gonna argue that point.
I wouldn't want to re-live the 70s for love nor money.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

519 Pretty sure mine would be "The Godfather". Here's hoping Trump settles all the family business before the year's out.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (3/XaG)

520 they was just doing what they had to to get some.
Posted by: f'd at June 09, 2021 08:45 PM (Tnijr)

They didn't a fiver between any of them? Because they could have spared everyone all their screeching if they could have, you know, pooled their change and bought it like everyone else did then....

Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)

521 "Burnt orange" was also a thing in the avocado/coppertone/harvest gold era, but not quite as common as the Big Three.

It was generally used for shag carpeting, for some undiscernable reason.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)

522 506 > There was a paint shortage in the world. Green and brown was all we had.

Not 100% true. Besides "avocado" and "coppertone", there was "harvest gold".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:46 PM (G15ac)

Don't forget Burnt Orange, rounding out the triad with Avocado and Aztec Gold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

523 That last. Say that to yourself six times tomorrow, and every day thereafter.



In time, your life will be the richer--or the more interesting, or both--for it.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)

I guess that would make me 007. I can live with wet work if I'm the victor.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at June 09, 2021 08:50 PM (Mzdiz)

524 512 Who got '69 and the Valley Of Guangi?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 09, 2021 08:48 PM (VcFUs)

/slowly raises hand...

But also "The Battle for Britain'... so we gotz that going for us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

525 I had a rake to comb my 3 inch shag carpet in case ladies were coming over. Footprints

Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (+ya+t)

526 > I am convinced you were all completely insane.

1) Jimmy Carter as President
2) 25% mortgage rates
3) 10,000 Soviet nuclear warheads pointed straight at us

There's a recipe for situational psychosis if there ever was one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (G15ac)

527 They didn't a fiver between any of them? Because they could have spared everyone all their screeching if they could have, you know, pooled their change and bought it like everyone else did then....
Posted by: Boswell at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)

Why do you think they went and Kid Napped the Tarts?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

528 @482

There were other seminal films that came in 72, a little film called Deep Throat, that burst onto the scene.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2021 08:51 PM (9YL6t)

529 It was generally used for shag carpeting, for some undiscernable reason.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)


Aaack, my eyes AND the memories!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

530 472 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. They die at the end.
I don't like this game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)
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I can't swim.
The fall will probably kill ya.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

My father took me to see BCaTSK.
The scene where Sundance has Etta undress was....uncomfortable for the young 'dog.
My dad and I were never close.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

531 >>Midnight Express was a GREAT movie.

Billy survived.

Meh.

Posted by: ZOD at June 09, 2021 08:53 PM (xK9An)

532 Wow ... Burnt Orange hive mind.

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:53 PM (c3dw6)

533 I had a big old whitey fro that I picked out. Not there anymore, of course.

Posted by: Nobody at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (/OS5c)

534 Have a great night everyone. May your social distancing be ...zero.

Going to see Captain Josepha Sabin and her XO in her state tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

535 My father took me to see BCaTSK.
The scene where Sundance has Etta undress was....uncomfortable for the young 'dog.
My dad and I were never close.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 09, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ) )

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Mom and grandma took me along to the drive-in to see Easy Rider. I guess there was a nude scene because they both covered my eyes ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 09, 2021 08:55 PM (c3dw6)

536 Airport.

Posted by: klaftern at June 09, 2021 08:57 PM (r4sI4)

537 I liked Paint Hour Wagon and it wasn't Eastwood who sang Mariah.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 09, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

538 Up until about 1850, Germany was the place the big boys - Austria, France, Sweden, Spain used to run their armies about looting and burning while the Germans could do nothing.

The Poles were living in a place the Germans could go and do the same when the big boys weren't calling. The Poles could mess with the Lithuanians and Ukranians from time to time.

In the later 19th Century Prussia pushed out Austria, then France from Germany and became a big boy themselves. But they still needed places to run around looting and burning, like any good European power.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2021 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

539 Oldcat, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)

540 "Burnt orange" was also a thing in the avocado/coppertone/harvest gold era, but not quite as common as the Big Three.



It was generally used for shag carpeting, for some undiscernable reason.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 09, 2021 08:49 PM (G15ac)

and football teams.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2021 01:27 AM (gJfTA)

541 I can't swim.

The fall will probably kill ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 09, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

That was my all time movie quote for a long time. For sure it was the first movie quote I kept in mind and quizzed other's on.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2021 01:32 AM (gJfTA)

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