Insurrectionist Cafe: Watery Graves Edition



Look at this super-star of virtue signalling:

Good night!


Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM




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1 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 06:55 PM (NYMg5)

2 Ta Da!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 06:56 PM (DMUuz)

3 I'll take 2nd

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

4 Or a podium

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

5 Nurse!

Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2021 06:57 PM (+2xjH)

6 Bats. Where are the bats?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 06:57 PM (DMUuz)

7 Whoot! Getting off the water taxi and heading to the grocery store.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 06:57 PM (NYMg5)

8 The Orca is a repeat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

9 Swanny!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 06:58 PM (4ypVI)

10 Top 10?

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 08, 2021 06:59 PM (PzBTm)

11 Triggered!

Posted by: Hydrocondriacs at June 08, 2021 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

12 That swan picture is going to make me cry.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 06:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

13 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango lot at June 08, 2021 06:59 PM (g741k)

14 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 06:55 PM (NYMg5)

Nurse!

**hugs**

Still wishing I'd been gifted a new car today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 06:59 PM (2JVJo)

15 8 The Orca is a repeat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

No, no one bought it from me for some reason and it is in a warehouse with my ethics, gathering dust.

Posted by: Romney at June 08, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1)

16 Swans are geese with better PR.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 07:00 PM (kTF2Z)

17 top 20

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 07:00 PM (oEn12)

18 Swimming with a mask is self waterboarding

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

19 I saw some bats swimming in a pond today. They were some little baby bats following behind in a line. So cute.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2021 07:01 PM (Tnijr)

20 I love the happy dog!

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (PzBTm)

21 I think I need to march into my boss' office tomorrow and say, "N****, you better start paying me Hennessy rates!"

Posted by: Mookie at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (u+Y3T)

22 ace, that orca/dolphin one's a repeat, from very recently - hey, we're in re-run season though, right? OK.

Just kidding - that's an excellent one. And pretty weird. I've never seen orcas jumping like that - except at Sea World, decades ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

23 Our feral cat brought us a frog today. I guess he thought we were hungry.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

24 Discount Justin Bieber? That guy has a good forty pounds of height and muscle on Bieber. Bieber is a discount that guy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (YYlyE)

25 I think I need to march into my boss' office tomorrow and say, "N****, you better start paying me Hennessy rates!"
Posted by: Mookie at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (u+Y3T)

Im dying! Do it.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

26 Maby we should let the world go to the dogs. Most of them seem to have their priorities straight.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Opiate et acetate at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (dJYe3)

27 funny videos

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (oEn12)

28 I was at seaworld over Christmas break. They had us wear waterproof masks, while out in the pool alone, riding alongside a dolphin grabbing its fin. I saw the dolphin look up at me and I felt him telepathically communicate to me the following message,

"damn son, what the hell are you doin with that mask?"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (fpNLg)

29 16 Swans are geese with better PR.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 07:00 PM (kTF2Z)

Our reps can help you out as well!

Posted by: Hans Christian Andersen Marketing Inc. at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (Ojki1)

30 Our cats have brought is a veritable smorgasbord of shit over the last week. Mouse, Bird, Frog, something I cannot identify, and a worm.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:04 PM (3H9h1)

31 Haha, Mookie, do it! I promise to contribute to your go fund me after you get canned. Get video!

Posted by: April at June 08, 2021 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

32 Got to watch a very large and spectacular wild turkey tom displaying and pirouetting at lunch today. Sadly, no ladies came running just as fast as they can.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:04 PM (DMUuz)

33 The swan picture is adorable, but I feel bad for the cygnet that doesn't rate a prime spot. All of his siblings are comfy cozy on mom's back and he's over there with proof he's mom's least favorite.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (YYlyE)

34 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

35 28 I was at seaworld over Christmas break. They had us wear waterproof masks, while out in the pool alone, riding alongside a dolphin grabbing its fin. I saw the dolphin look up at me and I felt him telepathically communicate to me the following message,

"damn son, what the hell are you doin with that mask?"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2021 07:03 PM (fpNLg)

I presume it kept all water droplets out, yes?

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (Ojki1)

36 I think I need to march into my boss' office tomorrow and say, "N****, you better start paying me Hennessy rates!"
Posted by: Mookie at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (u+Y3T)


Hum, well for me that would be the Surgeon General? Not sure how that would go over? Ah WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (IHyjr)

37 Cliff Clavin trivia

Who was the basis for The Ugly Duckling ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

38 > Our cats have brought is a veritable smorgasbord of shit over the last week. Mouse, Bird, Frog, something I cannot identify, and a worm.

They pity your lack of hunting prowess.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (YYlyE)

39 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

Unfortunately so do I

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (IHyjr)

40 23 Our feral cat brought us a frog today. I guess he thought we were hungry.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

I've read that they do that because they think we are too stupid to catch our own food. MegaRoy, the moron (note the lack of capitalization) cat will catch mice in the garage during the winter and bring them in to play with. They eventually stop playing and just lay there, thinking of England probably, and he gets bored and walks away in a huff.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (VcFUs)

41 this is a cute video
Litle girl 5 years playing with 14 german shepherds.


https://youtu.be/ofCZNgnPtqU

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (oEn12)

42 34 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

Well they probably have a lot of experience what with their tendency to jump out of the water and not bump into anything when coming down.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (z5Vrg)

43 I think the Mexican govt. was gobsmacked by Trump's departure (they like all rational observers thought he'd win in a walk, and more importantly, his removal is a body blow to them, as it removes their best ally against the cartels).

There probably is still something of a press in Mexico - at the least an old-school one, with different outlets representing different factions. So I wonder what the ones friendly to AMLO might publish about the idiot VP's visit. Potential for good gossip and put-downs there.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (OTzUX)

44 Our domestic cat loves to catch snakes and bring them in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

45 I was waiting for the Orca to whack the masked swimmer.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

46 Don't know of any dog personally that didn't like water, but that dog is happy

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)

47 My cat has been a bird killing machine this week. And then the bulldog steals them from her.

Posted by: April at June 08, 2021 07:07 PM (OX9vb)

48 What kind of sound does a dolphin make when it's cleaning a mirror?

Posted by: ee ee, ee ee at June 08, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

49
Watery Graves was Peter's other brother who never got into show biz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2021 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

50 Our feral cat brought us a frog today. I guess he thought we were hungry.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

If he was considerate he would have only brought you the legs.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

51 NGU, isn't your chain in Naval Medical? Is Surgeon General the top of that? Never thought about it, but thought SG was head of Public Health Service, which is uniformed in naval duds but separate from the Navy (I thought).

I recall Naval Medical Command HQ right across 23rd Street from main State.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

52 > True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.

Yep. Dolphins, Elephants, Killer Whales, some apes, the wrasse, magpies, and pigeons have all passed.

I'm pretty sure cats would pass if they cared. I've seen video of a cat who absolutely looked like they were shocked to discover their ears in their reflection and was gently exploring its ears with a paw.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (YYlyE)

53 I'm not sure my reaction to a shark swimming closely to me would be much better than that guy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (QkowV)

54 Hey, Tubi has The Detectorists! I forgot how much I love the theme song.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (GKopu)

55 Most dogs, when they get out of the water, shake immediately. But not that happy dog in the fountain. Being wet doesn't bother him.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (Dse6M)

56 I've read that they do that because they think we are too stupid to catch our own food. MegaRoy, the moron (note the lack of capitalization) cat will catch mice in the garage during the winter and bring them in to play with. They eventually stop playing and just lay there, thinking of England probably, and he gets bored and walks away in a huff.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:06 PM (VcFUs)



Another true story, when Boy928 first brought his cat to our house, me and the cat were walking in the back part of the yard and I need to pee, so I peed. He came up to the spot, sniffed it, looked up at me in disgust, and oh so slowly began to scratch up coverings for it, all the while looking back at me as though he were teaching me a lesson in covering my scat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

57 An alleged Israeli airstrike targeted Syrian territory from Lebanese airspace on Tuesday night, according to the Syrian state news agency SANA.
The airstrikes targeted sites in central and southern Syria and caused damage without causing any casualties, according to SANA.


To bad no one was killed....yet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (IHyjr)

58 ... and he's over there with proof he's mom's least favorite.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Tommy Smothers at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (DMUuz)

59 Speaking of "watery graves", kinda shocked to see that completely worn out cliche used in military histories, even recent ones. Just breezed through "Iron Sea", which focuses on the principal encounters between the Royal Navy and Germany's major surface units in WWII. Not bad, most of it fairly familiar. I think he actually used the phrase.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (OTzUX)

60 NGU, isn't your chain in Naval Medical? Is Surgeon General the top of that? Never thought about it, but thought SG was head of Public Health Service, which is uniformed in naval duds but separate from the Navy (I thought).

I recall Naval Medical Command HQ right across 23rd Street from main State.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

Each Service also has it's own SG.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:11 PM (IHyjr)

61 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 07:11 PM (oEn12)

62 He came up to the spot, sniffed it, looked up at me in disgust, and oh so slowly began to scratch up coverings for it, all the while looking back at me as though he were teaching me a lesson in covering my scat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

They do some of the damnedest things sometimes, you almost know they are thinking exactly that.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:11 PM (VcFUs)

63 Facts of life when you have a 14 year old dog, 2-1/2 years into a battle with cancer: You celebrate when he poops, even if the first bits are in the house.

Posted by: Mookie at June 08, 2021 07:12 PM (u+Y3T)

64 NGU, SANA is obviously not a good source for actual details, though sort of useful for general confirmation of "people doing things", ahemm, in Syria. Default assumption is IRGC sites. Pretty sure IDF will have BDA including casualty from the interesting diverse methods used to gather such info.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:12 PM (OTzUX)

65 > Well they probably have a lot of experience what with their tendency to jump out of the water and not bump into anything when coming down.

No, it's not just that a dolphin recognizes that a mirror is present. They do a test with an animal where they secretly put a mark on the animal's forehead and observe its behavior. If the animal tries to remove the mark from its own forehead, it's a good sign the animal recognizes the mirror is a reflection and not just another animal like it.

Not many animals have passed the reflection test. Elephants, some apes, magpies, a wrasse.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (YYlyE)

66 I did appreciate the effort... however all the animals the cats brought are useful, except for the mouse. Not sure how to react to the worm, but whatever. The unidentified mush might have been another mouse after being regurgitated. Just a guess. I ain't getting that close to the mush pile to confirm. I just ate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (3H9h1)

67 NGU, thanks. Did not know that.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

68 Babylon Bee: Joe Manchin And Mitt Romney Forced To Sit At The 'No Friends' Table At Lunch

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (xPl2J)

69 Of my tin foil hat conspiracies, the claim that Bin Laden was buried at sea is one of them.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (2DOZq)

70 Mask kid in the pool.
There are no words.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (axyOa)

71 Get out of the way, bitch!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (7Tokq)

72 Not gonna lie... i'd probably react in an even less manly fashion if a shark dragged it's dorsal fin across my clacker-bag while i was swimming in open water....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

73 An English teacher has resigned from a top New Jersey prep school that is using critical race theory to create a hostile culture of conformity and fear causing white and male students to believe they are oppressors, she said.

Dana Stangel-Plowe accused the Dwight-Englewood School in Bergen County of forcing students and faculty to embrace a single set of beliefs, choking off free-speech in the process.

Stangel-Plowe alleged that on two occasions in 2017 and 2018 the Head of School told the entire faculty that he would fire us all if he could so that he could replace us all with people of color.

My High School. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:14 PM (IHyjr)

74 They do a test with an animal where they secretly put a mark on the animal's forehead and observe its behavior.


IIRC, with dolphins they tied hats on them and they immediately went down to the mirror in the water to admire themselves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

75 Not many animals have passed the reflection test. Elephants, some apes, magpies, a wrasse.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (YYlyE)

Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM (VcFUs)

76 In fairness to Discount Bieber, I'm not sure I would acquit myself well under the circumstances. I'd like to think that I would mutely piss my swim trunks and thus be able to feign dignity afterward.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (QU5/8)

77 Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM (VcFUs)

As in Johann Steinbach's original masterpiece, "Ze Krapes Uff Wrasse"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (6FeV1)

78 , all the while looking back at me as though he were teaching me a lesson in covering my scat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM


Well, did you learn it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

79 If you're ever in Kaikoura, on the South Island of NZ, and you're good with jumping into a cold ocean, they have "dolphin swims" that are actually pretty neat. Dusky dolphins (small, mottled black/white coloring) swim by in pods, and if one can get down 5 feet or so and hover a bit - not easy with the buoyancy from a thick wetsuit - they'll circle you very close for a few seconds, their eyes clearly looking you over.

British guy on our boat had the thread winner. Biologist aboard had lots of interesting info about dolphins (e.g. they think that the leaping/flipping behavior is, literally, just for fun), and she mentioned at one point that the frisky mammals have sex ..... a lot. Constantly.

Brit says, perfect timing - "I know what I want to be reincarnated as!".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (OTzUX)

80 Dogs are awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (PNtP0)

81 Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski

$20, same as in town

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (oEn12)

82 Not gonna lie... i'd probably react in an even less manly fashion if a shark dragged it's dorsal fin across my clacker-bag while i was swimming in open water....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (6FeV1

When diving for golf balls at night close to the pond shore I felt a snake go across me. If I didn't know it was impossible I would swear that I walked on water for 2 yards until I was on land.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (2DOZq)

83 Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM (VcFUs)


They have babies called wrasselings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (Utwu/)

84 "wtf is a wrasse?"

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (Tnijr)

85 The dolphin and the killer whale were showing out for humans? And the swans were my favorite. The Father has created a beautiful world

Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

86 ee ee, ee ee!

Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

87 Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM


A baby marine life WWEer. When they mature, they become a wrasseler.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:19 PM (DMUuz)

88 Of my tin foil hat conspiracies, the claim that Bin Laden was buried at sea is one of them.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:13 PM (2DOZq)


Good on you. OBL is firmly ensconced in a high position in the State Department.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 08, 2021 07:20 PM (AiZBA)

89

They have babies called wrasselings.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (Utwu/)

I bet there is a lot of method acting by the male wrasslers when they are competing for attention...

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:20 PM (VcFUs)

90 Swimming with a fucking covid mask?? He must have spent too much time with his head down swimming into the big rock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 08, 2021 07:20 PM (VwHCD)

91 I want to add my name to the list of distinguished persons inquiring WTF is a wrasse?

And there aren't many critters I haven't heard of, or seen. Growing up going to the SD Zoo 3-7 times a year, you have a pretty good zoological knowledge baseline.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

92 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.
They also say "who's looking goooood" while pointing their thumbs at themselves. Well, they would if they had thumbs.

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (v16oJ)

93 I hope lil' masked swimmer surfaced and found a discarded band-aid inside his mask...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

94 Dejected father swan looks on, realizing that he ain't gettin' any for a long while.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (VbI7r)

95 Navy football player,team captain and class president is bitching publicly about the Navy not letting him defer his service and play with Brady. Dude is a commissioned officer and is trying to malcontent his way into getting his way. I'm guessing it will work. Team Captain. Class President. Representing Navy 21. FMH.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (xEIoY)

96 Someone should have told swimming mask boy that he needed to keep the mask on at all times and it was dangerous to lower it to breathe. The world would benefit from one less moron.

Posted by: Mookie at June 08, 2021 07:22 PM (u+Y3T)

97 And NGU, that's nauseating about your school.

Of course, it's the whole national situation that's sickening.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

98 Bud was a pain wrasse. Always getting caught in a lobster trap or something.

Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

99 Some wrasses are among the cleaner of fish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:23 PM (DMUuz)

100 86 ee ee, ee ee!
Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)
*from memory*
They call him
Flipper,
Flipper,
Faster than lightning,
something,
something,
the King of the Sea!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:24 PM (PNtP0)

101 56...all the while looking back at me as though he were teaching me a lesson in covering my scat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

So...didja learn yer lesson? ;D

Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 07:25 PM (Rbu5d)

102 "Some wrasses are among the cleaner of fish."

The clean wrasse wrasse tickles.

Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

103 shark dragged it's dorsal fin across my

29+ years ago stepped barefoot on broken bottle in mountain stream, bled a lot, and thought "sharks!!" for a moment.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 07:25 PM (4ypVI)

104 And NGU, that's nauseating about your school.

Of course, it's the whole national situation that's sickening.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:26 PM (IHyjr)

105 bled a lot, and thought "sharks!!" for a moment.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 07:25 PM (4ypVI)

You don't want to mess with those mountain sharks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:26 PM (6FeV1)

106 "Some wrasses are among the cleaner of fish."

That's kind of damning with faint praise...


Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:26 PM (PNtP0)

107 Wrasse > Candiru.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

108 I would have guessed that a wrasse was a bird of some kind...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:27 PM (6FeV1)

109 107 Wrasse > Candiru.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:26 PM (DMUuz)

Well, I am assuming a wrasse does not swim up your dick, so yeah...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:27 PM (PNtP0)

110 Navy football player,team captain and class president is bitching publicly about the Navy not letting him defer his service and play with Brady. Dude is a commissioned officer and is trying to malcontent his way into getting his way. I'm guessing it will work. Team Captain. Class President. Representing Navy 21. FMH.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (xEIoY)

Tell him to look up Roger Staubach and David Robinson.

Staubach even served in Vietnam.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

111 Just went to Target. Very low percentage of face diapers. Less than one in 5, so I'd say around 15% tops.

It's like deja vu back to a year ago. In my area it's right back to where the muzzled now look out of place. And back to where the occasional tard ragged Karen flattens out against the side of the aisle with panicked eyes when we Free Facers come down the aisle. Which, being deplorable, I enjoy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (Bmy3R)

112 Hunter's Chinese associates use the n-word with a hard L.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)

113 Baby Swan = cygnet

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (BgMrQ)

114 Mean birds are wrasseholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (Utwu/)

115 You don't want to mess with those mountain sharks....
Pfffffft.

Posted by: Oceanic Sasquatch at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (v16oJ)

116 There are men who know the sea.

And then there are the mud foots and dogfaces.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)

117 ..Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM


Japanese sing Christmas Carols about 'em. "Here we come a'wrassarin.. Bonzai!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2021 07:29 PM (QzJWU)

118 92 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.
They also say "who's looking goooood" while pointing their thumbs at themselves. Well, they would if they had thumbs.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (v16oJ)

That thing Dolphins do when they raise their flipper in the air as they swim by on their side?

They ain't sayin hello... It's a Dolphin Flip you off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2021 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

119 Of course there is no chlorine in pool water, y'know, the chlorine Trump said to inject?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together, at June 08, 2021 07:29 PM (4ypVI)

120 85...The Father has created a beautiful world
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

Yes.

Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (Rbu5d)

121 Tell him to look up Roger Staubach and David Robinson.

Staubach even served in Vietnam.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

I remember hearing an old Staubach commercial for NATO of all things on the Lilek's Diner podcast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (PNtP0)

122 Most shark's skin is pretty rough, not comfy to drag one's body parts against it. Not slimy and smooth, like dolphins' skin. I always made a practice of touching nothing when diving - the proper approach, in any case - because there's really nothing underwater that's desirable to touch.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

123 115 You don't want to mess with those mountain sharks....
Pfffffft.
Posted by: Oceanic Sasquatch at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (v16oJ)

/Knock Knock...

Candygram.... er... I mean... meadow Muffin!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (oHd/0)

124 "Bats. Where are the bats?"

Still at the lab probably.

Posted by: Bosk at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (SWbVS)

125 113 Baby Swan = cygnet
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (BgMrQ)

Cool Gothic Space vessel= Cygnus

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (PNtP0)

126 because there's really nothing underwater that's desirable to touch.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

Hey Bub...

Posted by: The Little Mermaid at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (oHd/0)

127 Asking for a friend....wtf is a wrasse?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:15 PM

Something Brie Larsson doesn't wrave.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (cSyAR)

128 Japanese sing Christmas Carols about 'em. "Here we come a'wrassarin.. Bonzai!"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2021 07:29 PM (QzJWU)


I did not know that.

Posted by: Johnny Carson at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (AiZBA)

129 Eee Ee Eeee!
FLIPPER: does jumping thru this hoop make my wrasse look big?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (axyOa)

130 Schoolteachers are less than 13% of the US population, and that's just the number of blacks. You CAN replace them all with BIPOC.

By all means, please do. There's no such thing as a meritocracy in education as it is. Might as well just plug in randos with the right pigmentation. Ain't gonna make any difference, except that I'd get to watch a shitload of white Karens taking boxes of trinkets to their cars. Fine by me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (yFG1M)

131 Jaqueline Bissette says hello

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (xEIoY)

132 Cygnus X-1

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (Bmy3R)

133 wrasse= a type of weaselfish

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (PNtP0)

134 giant river otter feared extinct in Argentina pops up

https://is.gd/tEyu2K

It is the longest member of the weasel family, Mustelidae, a globally successful group of predators, reaching up to 5.6 ft

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (ZC33Z)

135 10p...something,
something,
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:24 PM (PNtP0)

No-one, you see,
Is smarter than he!

Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (Rbu5d)

136 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 07:30 PM (PNtP0)

I think Staubach is still the richest guy to have ever played in the NFL.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

137 I guess if the Navy football captain isn't kneeling during the anthem and tweeting BLM memes, we should consider it a "win"? Merely showing complete lack of understanding of his status and obligations seems less outrageous in comparison.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

138 Happy dog! Bring your city dog out to the farm. He'll instantly find a cow pie and roll around in it, and he will be ecstatic! Make your dog happy sometime soon.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 08, 2021 07:33 PM (qpX6U)

139 "Here we come a'wrassarin.. Bonzai!"

They're militant about small trees?

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2021 07:33 PM (v16oJ)

140 111...Which, being deplorable, I enjoy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (Bmy3R)

It's my favorite part of going to the store.

Posted by: Flyover at June 08, 2021 07:33 PM (Rbu5d)

141 129 Eee Ee Eeee!
FLIPPER: does jumping thru this hoop make my wrasse look big?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:31 PM (axyOa)

Fa loves Pa...

Pa loves you too Fa

Posted by: George C Scott at June 08, 2021 07:34 PM (BgMrQ)

142 138 Happy dog! Bring your city dog out to the farm. He'll instantly find a cow pie and roll around in it, and he will be ecstatic! Make your dog happy sometime soon.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 08, 2021 07:33 PM (qpX6U)

Gotta hide his scent from the prey.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 07:34 PM (z5Vrg)

143 5 and a half foot otter? Yikes.

I'll let the rest of you follow up with the predictable on implications of this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

144

FREE FACE!

Posted by: Skynyrd fan at June 08, 2021 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

145 I like to think that every frightened Karen that flattens themselves against the side of the aisle with panicked eyes later goes home to write on social media:

Oh. My. God. I was just thought-raped by MAGAts in the grocery store! Walking around with their faces uncovered, flaunting their white privilege, forcing me to take on the burdon of setting a good example against these goddam right-wing insurrectionist assholes! I should be paid for this mental labor! I. Am. Literally. Shaking.!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:35 PM (Bmy3R)

146 Both our dogs would find/roll in dead seagulls when I took them for a run on the beach. Lovely. But easily scrubbed down in the surf, immediately after. All about covering their scent, in their case so the could sneak up on the food in their bowl, I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

147 >>>Staubach even served in Vietnam.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:27 PM (2DOZq)
-------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rocky Blier at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (ZC33Z)

148 It's like deja vu back to a year ago. In my area it's right back to where the muzzled now look out of place. And back to where the occasional tard ragged Karen flattens out against the side of the aisle with panicked eyes when we Free Facers come down the aisle. Which, being deplorable, I enjoy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021

I strolled maskless into the Salem, Oregon Costco earlier today. Gumby at the door asked if I had been vaccinated? Sure, I said. She didn't specify which vaccination.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (A860g)

149 I should be paid for this mental labor! I. Am. Literally. Shaking.!!!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:35 PM (Bmy3R)

*hands Karen a shovel*

Canal goes that way. Don't fuck it up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

150 very, likely, highly, probably, the orca was stunning the dolphin prior to eating ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist ... at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (okV1R)

151 It is the longest member of the weasel family, Mustelidae, a globally successful group of predators, reaching up to 5.6 ft
Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (ZC33Z),


Not 5.5 ft, not 5.7 ft, but 5.6 ft.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (axyOa)

152 I guess if the Navy football captain isn't kneeling during the anthem and tweeting BLM memes, we should consider it a "win"? Merely showing complete lack of understanding of his status and obligations seems less outrageous in comparison.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

He should STFU and do his Duty for G-D and Country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (IHyjr)

153 >>> I presume it kept all water droplets out, yes?
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 07:05 PM (Ojki1)


It didn't do jack except look stupid and make it hard to breathe. It was made out of some kind of water-repellent hydrophobic black material.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (fpNLg)

154 Don't follow it closely, but I think species thought extinct, often significant mammals, are found each year, like the Argentine otter.

Another example of "science" never being "settled".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

155 "Both our dogs would find/roll in dead seagulls "

I'd roll around in live seagulls, but beyond that's where I draw the line.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (qpX6U)

156 giant river otter feared extinct in Argentina pops up
It is the longest member of the weasel family, Mustelidae, a globally successful group of predators, reaching up to 5.6 ft
Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:32 PM (ZC33Z)

-------------

*Cancels whitewater rafting trip to Argentina*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

157 He should STFU and do his Duty for G-D and Country
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (IHyjr)

Bounce him the fuck out, dishonorably.

Good luck with your sportsball career, freeloader.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)

158 Take the dogs out for a nice walk on the beach or in the woods and they will seek out and find the most stinkingest thing and slide their bodies all over it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (ZC33Z)

159 That dude in the pool was urinating with abandon because he was wearing swim trunks.

That's Scinz, bruh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (nMXLX)

160 very, likely, highly, probably, the orca was stunning the dolphin prior to eating ...
Posted by: Adriane the Classical Vengefulist
___

They like their meat tenderized.

And yeah, the dolphin was trying to get away.

Posted by: SMH at June 08, 2021 07:39 PM (RIgy3)

161 NGU, my sarcasm and contempt were too well masked (heh) in that comment.

A frequent failing that I'm working on.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:39 PM (OTzUX)

162 giant river otter feared extinct in Argentina pops up

**

We gone solve this Global Warming thang though, bruh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:39 PM (nMXLX)

163 beartooth, a great move would have been walking on past the capo at Costco and looking back to say "had my DPT booster last week!" or something. Just to mess with her. Though I find ignorance and slow-wittedness now to be so endemic that such humor is wasted on these drones.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

164 NGU, my sarcasm and contempt were too well masked (heh) in that comment.

A frequent failing that I'm working on.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:39 PM (OTzUX)

No I got what you said, I was just venting. Hey I got no problem with him asking, but then he should have just shut up and done his Duty.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:40 PM (IHyjr)

165 Both our dogs would find/roll in dead seagulls when I took them for a run on the beach. Lovely. But easily scrubbed down in the surf, immediately after. All about covering their scent, in their case so the could sneak up on the food in their bowl, I guess.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (OTzUX)

Good Lord man! What are you feeding them???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:40 PM (axyOa)

166 "reaching up to 5.6 ft"

Kind of disappointing. Now 56 ft would be impressive.

Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

167 Diogenes, lol

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

168 Kind of disappointing. Now 56 ft would be impressive.
Posted by: Flipper at June 08, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

I appreciate the effort, but let's face it... you're not even surprised, are you?

Posted by: The 56 Foot Otter at June 08, 2021 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

169
Not 5.5 ft, not 5.7 ft, but 5.6 ft.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (axyOa)

5.8 is right out.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:42 PM (VcFUs)

170 He should STFU and do his Duty for G-D and Country
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (IHyjr)


Imma guess that if you're bitching to the brass about wanting to play silly sportsball with Brady, you don't give a shit about God or Country to being with.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 07:42 PM (2JVJo)

171 92 True fact, dolphins recognize themselves in a mirror.
They also say "who's looking goooood" while pointing their thumbs at themselves. Well, they would if they had thumbs.
Posted by: pep at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (v16oJ)

So finned Fonzie? Do not want their newsletter either.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 07:43 PM (Ojki1)

172 Faster than lightning,
something,
something,
the King of the Sea!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2021 PM (PNtP0)


No one you see,
Is (smarter?) than he!
ThAts why hes Flipper

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

173 >>>wtf is a wrasse?

The collective nouns for lers.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:43 PM (KnJdm)

174 I saw a documentary that said Orcas eat just about any animal in the ocean. They had video of a pod of Orcas mobbing a Blue Whale as like lions or wolves.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 07:43 PM (xqRaG)

175

Hunter passed the mirror test, if by passing you mean putting a one-way mirror in so he could watch his niece in the shower.

The surprise was on him though, she knew he was there and put on a show for him!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Birthing Person Fucker at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (8g0++)

176 While snorkeling in the Bahamas years ago I was "harassed" by a Barracuda. I did not know they were attracted to jewelry, and at the time I had a manly bracelet on.

Yea, yea, laugh it up fuckers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

177 beartooth, a great move would have been walking on past the capo at Costco and looking back to say "had my DPT booster last week!" or something. Just to mess with her. Though I find ignorance and slow-wittedness now to be so endemic that such humor is wasted on these drones.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08,

I was prepared to state, that yes I've been vaccinated for polio believing the Gumby had never heard of it and if she did I would say it's the latest variant of wuhan flu.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (A860g)

178 5.8 is right out.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:42 PM (VcFUs)

At 5.8 you know that otter is on roids.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:45 PM (axyOa)

179 wtf is a wrasse?

**

The poor Chinese slaves who manufacture the video doorbells.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:45 PM (nMXLX)

180 I identify as a Giant River Otter. Y'all thought you could kill us? Reparations for Giant River Otters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 07:45 PM (kTF2Z)

181 Yeah I think orcas exhibit mutualism (think that's the right term) - they cooperate in groups, packs, on their hunts. One of their favorites are gray whale calves going up to Alaska from Baja (good eatin', and a lot of it). Mama gray whales have their hands full as convoy escorts.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

182 *Cancels whitewater rafting trip to Argentina*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

Just take your chastity britches.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (KnJdm)

183 Umm...


@SenatorRomney 3h

Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:

- Completion of the barrier at our southern border
- Enact mandatory E-Verify
- Require asylum seekers to apply in their home country or the nearest safe location

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (nI1Kq)

184 I strolled maskless into the Salem, Oregon Costco earlier today. Gumby at the door asked if I had been vaccinated? Sure, I said. She didn't specify which vaccination.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 08, 2021 07:36 PM (A860g)

Nobody's asking that here, but if they do, I'm saying "of course I'm vaccinated," then to myself (rubella, measles, mumps, diptheria...)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (Bmy3R)

185 Beartooth, that would have been perfect.

"Yeah, polio, it's the newest deadliest strain, I think everyone will have to wear 4 masks on odd-numbered days if not enough people get the shot".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (OTzUX)

186 OK, because this has been ringing in my mind all day, I give it to all of you -

Greeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be -
Faaaaaarm livin' is the life for me!
Land spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (2JVJo)

187 While snorkeling in the Bahamas years ago I was
"harassed" by a Barracuda. I did not know they were attracted to
jewelry, and at the time I had a manly bracelet on.



Yea, yea, laugh it up fuckers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

That's totally cool and not gay at all.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

188 There was this one time when I was in the Bahamas when I saw this "guy" wearing a bracelet. Fag.

Posted by: A Barracuda at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

189 183 Umm... @SenatorRomney 3h

Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:

- Completion of the barrier at our southern border
- Enact mandatory E-Verify
- Require asylum seekers to apply in their home country or the nearest safe location
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (nI1Kq)
------------

What burr doth fondle 'is fancy under ware?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:48 PM (ZC33Z)

190 187 While snorkeling in the Bahamas years ago I was
"harassed" by a Barracuda. I did not know they were attracted to
jewelry, and at the time I had a manly bracelet on.

Yea, yea, laugh it up fuckers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

That's totally cool and not gay at all.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

It's ok to be who you are here. This is a safe space.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 07:48 PM (z5Vrg)

191 Yea, yea, laugh it up fuckers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

According to my FIL, the company medic at the Philipine Jungle Survival school in the 50s, and coroborated by my senior NCO mentor as a junior enlisted, to graduage, you had to do your drown proofing in a lagoon with multiple reef moray eels. Jump off the cliff, shuck your shit, keep your shit with you, not drown, not get et and swim to shore.

Rings a whole new meaning to blacking out all your shit in the battle rattle load out.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:48 PM (VcFUs)

192 >>>Take the dogs out for a nice walk on the beach or in the woods and they
will seek out and find the most stinkingest thing and slide their bodies
all over it.<
>My dog would find a dead, rotten white fish or sucker, chew on it a little bit, and roll on it like it was made of cashmere and gold. Funny bastard. I made him pay when I bathed him.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (7Tokq)

193 @SenatorRomney 3h



Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:



- Completion of the barrier at our southern border

- Enact mandatory E-Verify

- Require asylum seekers to apply in their home country or the nearest safe location

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (nI1Kq)
Thanks, Trump ass-licker.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (KnJdm)

194 weft-cut, if I hadn't already given up on the place, that idiocy from Romney would boil the blood.

Coulda been imagining it, but I coulda sworn we just had a president who actually was trying everything he could to address the problem, and receiving zero support from "his" party and lawless opposition from the "judiciary".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (OTzUX)

195 There are lots of brooding Canada geese in Golden Gate Park. You can't walk past without those bastids hissing at you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (EZebt)

196 I recently purchased a home with two resident feral cats. They have a seagull buddy that shares their kibble. He scares the other seagulls away; interesting threesome.

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (KbyWI)

197 Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:

**

Now say it like Hunter Biden!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:50 PM (nMXLX)

198 Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:

- Completion of the barrier at our southern border
- Enact mandatory E-Verify
- Require asylum seekers to apply in their home country or the nearest safe location
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (nI1Kq)
------------

What burr doth fondle 'is fancy under ware?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:48 PM (ZC

To be fair those were his positions the times he was running for President .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

199 Some policies that can realistically stem the illegal immigration crisis:

- Completion of the barrier at our southern border
- Enact mandatory E-Verify
- Require asylum seekers to apply in their home country or the nearest safe location
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 07:46 PM (nI1Kq)

Man, wouldn't it be awesome if we had a President who wanted to do all that stuff?

...

...Naaaaahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 08, 2021 07:50 PM (gAFsE)

200 I mean the bracelet wasn't that bad. The hot pink speedo was a bit much though.

Posted by: A Barracuda at June 08, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

201 Saw some nasty-lookin' barracuda off Key Largo, diving. Had learnt the no-jewelry gospel, though as I've never owned or worn any jewelry of any kind, it was moot for me. Any shiny thing, same same.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

202 I'm always surprised geese aren't kicked a whole lot more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:51 PM (nMXLX)

203
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

That's totally cool and not gay at all.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

It's ok to be who you are here. This is a safe space.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 07:48 PM (z5Vrg)

Be proud Tis the month.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

204 My young springer acts like that when I try and use the hose to water the lawn. He snaps at the water and barks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (5HBd1)

205 In the spirit of the new norm in gender naming, I have changed my nic to more fully represent who I am as a person.

Posted by: Vanya, Fertilizing Person at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (gAFsE)

206 There are lots of brooding Canada geese in Golden Gate Park. You can't walk past without those bastids hissing at you.
Were they all doing their James Dean imitations?

Posted by: pep at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (v16oJ)

207 (ZC

To be fair those were his positions the times he was running for President .
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 07:50 PM (2DOZq)
-------------------

Can't wait to see him humiliated by Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (ZC33Z)

208 112 Hunter's Chinese associates use the n-word with a hard L.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)

Liger?

Posted by: clutch at June 08, 2021 07:53 PM (9UmRs)

209 Every moron is granted a license to claim he or she is vaccinated.

If you've been in the Barrel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (EZebt)

210 204 My young springer acts like that when I try and use the hose to water the lawn. He snaps at the water and barks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 07:52 PM (5HBd1)

Neighbor dog does that with the air stream from the leaf blower. Pribably a poor dog's answer to no car rides with the window down.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (VcFUs)

211 We have lots of Mallards and Canada geese.

Mallards are cool. Geese are asshoe. As it is, as it was, and as it ever shall be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (Bmy3R)

212 "because this has been ringing in my mind all day, I give it to all of you "

I get that every time I ride the tractor.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (Tnijr)

213 Is approx. 4000 calories in a half hour consisting of chocolate bars, Ritz crackers and smoky bacon cheese spread considered "Keto friendly"?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (dyShS)

214 23 Our feral cat brought us a frog today. I guess he thought we were hungry.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)


It isn't a gift.
It's a warning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (U2p+3)

215 Last barracuda i saw were some badasses.
They were hanging out at the corner of Ocean and Coral. Had to slip them a finn just to get by.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (axyOa)

216 Barracuda are freaky looking but they'll usually leave you alone.

Triggerfish, on the other hand, are very stupid, have very sharp beaks and investigate things by biting them. I saw a video years ago, taken by a diver with a hand held underwater camera, filming damage inside a platform. A triggerfish swam up and repeatedly bumped into the lens, trying to eat it.

Posted by: Vanya, Fertilizing Person at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (gAFsE)

217 Nurse got a first!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (TdMsT)

218 Is approx. 4000 calories in a half hour consisting of chocolate bars, Ritz crackers and smoky bacon cheese spread considered "Keto friendly"?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (dyShS)


AAAAHHHH WWHHHHYYYYYYYY

Posted by: Pancreas at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (gAFsE)

219 Mallards are cool. Geese are asshoe. As it is, as it was, and as it ever shall be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (Bmy3R)

Was down south and watched three males chasing a poor female. She must have circled the pool in the air about five times just to avoid the imminent duck gang rape.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (KnJdm)

220 I'm always surprised geese aren't kicked a whole lot more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:51 PM (nMXLX)

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They're not aggressive like wild turkeys but very defensive. No one would say a word if they disappeared

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (EZebt)

221 Hunter's Chinese associates use the n-word with a hard L.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)

Liger?

**

Nigel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (nMXLX)

222 Nurse got a first!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 08, 2021 07:55 PM (TdMsT)

And a giant attack otter.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (KnJdm)

223 Every moron is granted a license to claim he or she is vaccinated.

If you've been in the Barrel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (EZebt)

"Sir! Do you have a mask?"

"It's okay, I'm vaccinated."

"Sir, even if you are vaccinated against covid--"

"Covid?"

Posted by: Vanya, Fertilizing Person at June 08, 2021 07:57 PM (gAFsE)

224 Liger?
Posted by: clutch at June 08, 2021 07:53 PM (9UmRs)
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Full grown Ligers (Tiger/Lion hybrid) are the largest cats in the world. About 700 pounds. Tigons are not as big.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 07:58 PM (xqRaG)

225 They're not aggressive like wild turkeys but very defensive. No one would say a word if they disappeared
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (EZebt)

Ahem.

Posted by: Fish and Game, More Powerful Than God at June 08, 2021 07:58 PM (gAFsE)

226 Mallards (and other ducks) are exquisite, they are comical, friendly looking creatures walking across the lawn like they own the place.

Canada Geese? Aka "Sky Carp".

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 07:58 PM (dyShS)

227 Goose without a cause.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2021 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

228 Every moron is granted a license to claim he or she is vaccinated.




Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2021 07:54 PM (EZebt)

And pickled.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)

229 Just so there's no doubt how idiotically self-mutilating a majority of voters are in CA, there's going to be another gas tax increase (!!!!) coming soon. On top of the highest prices in CONUS, already.

I predict even this will not move many to question their robotic, disastrous Dem voting patterns. Nor affect the recall, which I expect Noisome to survive.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:59 PM (OTzUX)

230 That dog in the fountain looks like it's doing synchronized swimming moves. Really happy pooch cooling off on a warm day.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 08, 2021 07:59 PM (OwNLN)

231 I identity as toxic to virii. It has served me well so far.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

232 Every moron is granted a license to claim he or she is vaccinated.

If you've been in the Barrel.
Posted by: S


yeah, the otters, what the were doing, what the told you, they were lying to you

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:00 PM (MMtX5)

233 >>Posted by: weft cut-loop
Thanks, Trump ass-licker.
Posted by: flounder


Hahn?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 08:00 PM (nI1Kq)

234 >>> I recently purchased a home with two resident feral cats. They have a seagull buddy that shares their kibble. He scares the other seagulls away; interesting threesome.
Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (KbyWI)


My home has a pack of feral cats that live under it. Occasionally they loudly fight, or "fight". I can't actually tell angry cat noises from amorous cat noises and frankly, I'm not sure if the distinction will ever be personally important for me. They're there because my neighbor leaves out cat food on his porch for them. So the cats live under my house at night and then mosey over to his house for vittles.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2021 08:01 PM (fpNLg)

235 We onry making plans for Niger.
We onry want what's best fol him.

Posted by: XiTC at June 08, 2021 08:02 PM (OwNLN)

236 I've said it before and I'll say it again: watching the pandemic hype train run off the rails and explode is gonna be loads of fun.

Posted by: CppThis at June 08, 2021 08:03 PM (8h1h1)

237 Anthony Edwards is the only goose I didn't want to see die.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:03 PM (kTF2Z)

238 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

239 In addition to state, local, and federal excise fuel tax Californinians pay an aditional .50c per gallon tax

Has anybody interviewed Claire Wolfe lately?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 08:05 PM (dyShS)

240 While snorkeling in the Bahamas years ago I was
"harassed" by a Barracuda. I did not know they were attracted to
jewelry, and at the time I had a manly bracelet on.


In Ian Fleming's novel Live And Let Die (much better than the movie), there's a long description of Bond trying to swim to Mr Big's island lair and avoid the sharks and barracuda that haunt the waters off Jamaica.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 08:05 PM (2JVJo)

241 among the many crimes that have been comitted agains black Americans is that somebody instructed them that hennessy was good and expensive.

funny when you go into a shitty store in some shitty city and they have the hennessy behind bars but the good stuff is just sitting there.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:05 PM (MMtX5)

242 Everybody, help me out here. Is it true that when Kamala was in Guatemala saying "do not come," she couldn't stop winking and smiling??

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

243 if you are in the sea, not serving with the navy in a necessary capacity, and you get eaten by something, you deserved to be eaten.

do not go into the water where things eat you.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)

244 someone in NY has a license plate CGG-CGG.

Posted by: Jamaica back in Queens at June 08, 2021 08:07 PM (b+v9B)

245 Everybody, help me out here. Is it true that when Kamala was in Guatemala saying "do not come," she couldn't stop winking and smiling??
Posted by: qd


mos of the media omitted the word "yet" from the quote

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:07 PM (MMtX5)

246 qdpsteve

All right everyone, the gangs all here. Emphasis on gang.

Play ball.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

247 Was down south and watched three males chasing a poor female. She must have circled the pool in the air about five times just to avoid the imminent duck gang rape.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 07:56 PM (KnJdm)


You see the short feathers the bitch was wearing? She was asking for it!

Posted by: Dirty Duck at June 08, 2021 08:08 PM (2JVJo)

248 We have "outside" cats... not totally feral but close with 2 of them. There's an unwritten code with them and possums and raccoons. But, the deal they have with the BlueJay's is totally off the hook.

I suspect some sort of trafficking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 08:08 PM (3H9h1)

249 Steve Inman is mighty as always. Dude with mask on in the pool is proof we have left "survival of the fittest" twenty miles behind us in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:11 PM (W+kMI)

250 So the cats live under my house at night and then mosey over to his house for vittles.

Appropos of nothing, I vaguely remember as a little kid, must have been on a Bonanza or Big Valley Tv watching binge, so with the cowboy lingo fresh I asked my mom something like "What do we got for grub around here?" when she was in the kitchen getting supper ready. Maybe I said "Vittles" can't remember.

Well, she got really pissed off about that. LOL. I think I got a lecture from dear old dad. "We don't refer to your mother's cooking as "grub".

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 08:11 PM (dyShS)

251 What's new, pussycats
Whoa Whoooaaa WhoOOOOaaa Whoa Whoa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 08:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

252 In Ian Fleming's novel Live And Let Die (much better than the movie),


The Ian Fleming novel "The Spy Who Loved Me" and the movie "The Spy Who Loved Me" only had the name in common. Both had James Bond in it of course but the plots were worlds apart. The novel is very good though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2021 08:12 PM (QkowV)

253 241 among the many crimes that have been comitted agains black Americans is that somebody instructed them that hennessy was good and expensive.

funny when you go into a shitty store in some shitty city and they have the hennessy behind bars but the good stuff is just sitting there.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:05 PM (MMtX5)


Oi! You mean I got suckered into wasting my family's, er, I mean the glorious Korean working people's party money on swill?

FIRE ZE MISSILES!!

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-il at June 08, 2021 08:12 PM (8h1h1)

254 240 While snorkeling in the Bahamas years ago I was
"harassed" by a Barracuda. I did not know they were attracted to
jewelry, and at the time I had a manly bracelet on.

In Ian Fleming's novel Live And Let Die (much better than the movie), there's a long description of Bond trying to swim to Mr Big's island lair and avoid the sharks and barracuda that haunt the waters off Jamaica.
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According to the novel barracudas are living torpedoes with sharp pointy teeth as the warhead. Haven't tried the proof of this personally. The mention of the fish was a Chekov's Gun, as it turned out....

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:13 PM (W+kMI)

255 Young springer likes to ride with the window down too. When we head out to the woods on Sunday, and I get off the main road, I put the window down enough for him to stick his head out. Before I discovered the door locks, he was able to take the window down himself. Springer ears flapping in the breeze are very impressive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 08:13 PM (5HBd1)

256 If you're at a beach where marine mammals are present, so are the Great Whites. Last year a woman, dressed in a black wet suit, went swimming in Maine, just beyond the surf break. She was basically a top water lure. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

257 British guy on our boat had the thread winner. Biologist aboard had lots of interesting info about dolphins (e.g. they think that the leaping/flipping behavior is, literally, just for fun), and she mentioned at one point that the frisky mammals have sex ..... a lot. Constantly.

Brit says, perfect timing - "I know what I want to be reincarnated as!".
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2021 07:17 PM (OTzUX)

I've read that dolphins comfort food is flying fish, so the leaping has a porpoise,

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 08, 2021 08:13 PM (nWxPx)

258 Oi! You mean I got suckered into wasting my family's, er, I mean the glorious Korean working people's party money on swill?

FIRE ZE MISSILES!!
Posted by: Z


I thought he was a jwb guy

weirdly dictators have a thing for jwb, both uday and qusay were big into jwb

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:13 PM (MMtX5)

259 234 banana Dream

We feed the cats bc they like to murder rodents. Seems like a fair trade. On a barrier island, you have to pick your battles w the wildlife. Luckily, we aren't subjected to any amorous cat screaming. There was a big spay/neuter project to address the feral cat issue a few years ago and "ours" were "fixed."

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 08:14 PM (KbyWI)

260 > Swans are geese with better PR.

Geese will NOT fuck with swans. Not even those nasty aggressive Canada geese.

For one, they're about twice the size or more. For another, they're way nastier than any goose.

Go to any body of water that has both, and you'll see that the ducks and geese stay well away from the swans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2021 08:14 PM (G15ac)

261 British guy on our boat had the thread winner. Biologist aboard had lots of interesting info about dolphins (e.g. they think that the leaping/flipping behavior is, literally, just for fun), and she mentioned at one point that the frisky mammals have sex ..... a lot. Constantly.

Brit says, perfect timing - "I know what I want to be reincarnated as!".
Posted by: r


did she mentin the gang rape dolphin thing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:14 PM (MMtX5)

262 Barracuda is also tasty.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 08:15 PM (3H9h1)

263 Rodrigo, guess what Robert Mueller's middle name is?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)

264 > "What do we got for grub around here?"

When I was in high school, a guy in the lunch line asked one of the lunch ladies "Do you have anything fit to eat today?"

I thought she was gonna come over the counter and stomp his ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2021 08:16 PM (G15ac)

265 Anyway, I won't go in the ocean past ankle deep ever since 1975.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)

266 So the Ford Maverick was debuted today.

Base price is 19k, realistically with options your looking at 23k with 41mpg hybrid engine.

Top trim level with all the options and 2L 250 hp engine paired with an AWD drivetrain will go for 35k.

Ford may have the two top selling vehicles in the US by next year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:17 PM (mkseU)

267 If I owned the rights to Bond, the thing to do at this point would be to make the novels again..as early to mid 50s period pieces and strictly to the books, like they did No Country For Old Men. But I don't, so they are going to keep making "Bond" movies where pretty soon "Bond" will be a black Nigerian lesbian fighting Evil White Supremacists while winning over the Latina secretary the Grand Wizard has.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 08, 2021 08:18 PM (3/XaG)

268 Do you know why dolphins are so happy?

Punchline under constuction.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 08:18 PM (VgIeo)

269 I thought she was gonna come over the counter and stomp his ass.
Posted by: R

I understand why it is good to be nice to the lunch ladies but I never got why school officials insisted the everybody maintain the fictin that the food they were serving was something other than garbage.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:19 PM (MMtX5)

270 234 >>> I recently purchased a home with two resident feral cats. They have a seagull buddy that shares their kibble. He scares the other seagulls away; interesting threesome.
Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 07:49 PM (KbyWI)


My home has a pack of feral cats that live under it. Occasionally they loudly fight, or "fight". I can't actually tell angry cat noises from amorous cat noises and frankly, I'm not sure if the distinction will ever be personally important for me. They're there because my neighbor leaves out cat food on his porch for them. So the cats live under my house at night and then mosey over to his house for vittles.

Posted by: banana Dream

A cat rescue in your area can send a trapper to catch them and have them spayed/neutered. Veterinarians participate in municipalities sponsored programs to help with this issue. In my county though the fixed cats have to be returned to their original location. Fixed cats will have less fights and be less noisy. You would also avoid tons of new kittens every year.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 08:19 PM (DnWIB)

271 Do you know why dolphins are so happy?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 08:18 PM (

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For dolphins, every day is Tuesday!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:20 PM (kTF2Z)

272 Rodrigo, guess what Robert Mueller's middle name is?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)

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Obergruppenfuhrer?

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 08:20 PM (GvumD)

273 I recently purchased a home with two resident feral cats.
Posted by: E


surprised that the bank agreed to that

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:20 PM (MMtX5)

274 A mature male Swan can strike with enough force to break a man's leg. I've punted a surly goose off of a marina dock before. But I'll yield to the Swan. Mr. 12ga need not apply. Damn protected birds.

*breaks out subsonic .22 loads*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2021 08:22 PM (QzJWU)

275 > I understand why it is good to be nice to the lunch ladies but I never got why school officials insisted the everybody maintain the fictin that the food they were serving was something other than garbage.

The food they served at my high school was pretty good, actually. Basically just local ladies who cooked the same stuff they cooked at home. Maybe once a week we'd have hamburgers or hot dogs as a treat.

This was long before Federal Government Rules about making school lunches inedible were in effect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2021 08:22 PM (G15ac)

276 134 giant river otter feared extinct in Argentina pops up

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The otter was seen eating a small alligator it had bludgeoned and bitten to death minutes earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxEJBBDeM6A

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:22 PM (W+kMI)

277 Pro Tip: Never take gulls across state lines for immoral porpoises.

Posted by: Your F.B.I. at June 08, 2021 08:22 PM (DMUuz)

278 269 I thought she was gonna come over the counter and stomp his ass.
Posted by: R

I understand why it is good to be nice to the lunch ladies but I never got why school officials insisted the everybody maintain the fictin that the food they were serving was something other than garbage.
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:19 PM (MMtX5)

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Except the pizza. The pizza was awesome, even if it was greasy enough to be a fire hazard.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2021 08:23 PM (quECl)

279 Watching the Orcas and Grey Whales off CA was pretty damn cool. Massive creatures.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 08:23 PM (3H9h1)

280 I saw Amorous Cat Screaming open for Yoko Ono at the Metropolitan Museum of Art back in '72.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (G15ac)

281 **TOP FIVE WAYS FORD MADE THE MAVERICK SO INEXPENSIVE**

5. "AOC is willing to do all the promotion for it free forever so long as we give one to her abuelita"

4. "Instead of using old racist energy sources, the Maverick runs on super-cheap 100% pixie dust and unicorn farts"

3. "Check out our new extra-simplified gearshift with three settings: On, Off, Reverse."

2. "The all-plastic interior is great, just never leave it in the sun over 70 degrees for more than an hour and you'll be fine"

1. "BRAKES or an ENGINE??!! Not included. Those things are total white supremacy!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

282 ShainS: no, it's Swan.
Not kidding. Look it up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

283 "Do you know why dolphins are so happy?"

They found their special porpoise?

Posted by: The Jerk at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

284 273 confederatefifth

LOL.

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (KbyWI)

285 Do you know why dolphins are so happy?

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They're hard to har-pun?

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 08:25 PM (GvumD)

286 Except the pizza. The pizza was awesome, even if it was greasy enough to be a fire hazard.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 08, 2021 08:23 PM (quECl)

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Yes, little rectangles of deliciousness!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)

287 @281

That, and it's being built in Mexico by non-union labor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:25 PM (mkseU)

288 That dolphin tried to have his way with me!

Posted by: Hank Hill at June 08, 2021 08:25 PM (a4FJW)

289 I saw Amorous Cat Screaming open for Yoko Ono at the Metropolitan Museum of Art back in '72.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2021 08:24 PM (G15ac)

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Not surprisingly, it was hard to tell them apart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)

290 252 In Ian Fleming's novel Live And Let Die (much better than the movie),


The Ian Fleming novel "The Spy Who Loved Me" and the movie "The Spy Who Loved Me" only had the name in common. Both had James Bond in it of course but the plots were worlds apart. The novel is very good though.
========
It's true. The novel is basically the autobiography of a Bond girl, leading up to her meeting with 007. The movie, well, it has the book title. And Barbara Bach. and a really big dude with steel teeth.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:26 PM (W+kMI)

291 Are they going to have a "Retro Maverick" version that is guaranteed to have the wheel wells rusted out before the loan is paid off? Fords of the 70s were MAJOR rusters, worse than even the other cars of the time which were pretty bad themselves at least in Milwaukee.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 08, 2021 08:27 PM (3/XaG)

292 @275 Mrs Meanie says the exact thing about her school lunches. She grew up in a rural area and I rescued her from marrying her cousin

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 08, 2021 08:27 PM (a4FJW)

293 70 degrees, sunny. Life is good.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 08, 2021 08:28 PM (gxb1r)

294 273 I recently purchased a home with two resident feral cats.
Posted by: E


surprised that the bank agreed to that
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A family from El Salvador would be easier to evict than those two cats. Just feed the cats and no varmints shall ever trouble you.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:29 PM (W+kMI)

295 Mrs Meanie says the exact thing about her school lunches. She grew up in a rural area and I rescued her from marrying her cousin
Posted by: B



was it during the does anybody have any objections thing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:29 PM (MMtX5)

296 I thought ford was going to stop making cars.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2021 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

297 If I owned the rights to Bond, the thing to do at this point would be to make the novels again..as early to mid 50s period pieces and strictly to the books, like they did No Country For Old Men.

I'd love to see Live And Let Die done as a period piece, but you could never get it produced, with the way Fleming portrays blacks in the book.

And while Goldfinger does have its silly bits, the movie is, IMO, an improvement on the book.

From Russia With Love was probably the most faithful adaptation.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

298 The new Maverick is a little pickup, based on the new Bronco. No car, sigh.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 08, 2021 08:30 PM (3/XaG)

299 Prolly get willowed but nurse knows how to make an entrance!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 08, 2021 08:30 PM (jvt6t)

300 yeah, bhe bronco is the stupidest car since the mache

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:30 PM (MMtX5)

301 Mike and Jay at RLM discuss Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESbAwiCaTw

I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember liking its lurid purple, blood red, and puce over-the-toppedness. Keanu was still in Whoa!-mode and wasn't really up to the task or the accent.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

302 My school lunches were great. Pretty pricey but good stuff, made from scratch daily. Not a publik skool though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 08, 2021 08:31 PM (gxb1r)

303 290: Yes, Mrs. Ringo Starr was quite lovely in "The Spy Who Loved Me". I got to admit, the opening of TSWLM still the best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2021 08:31 PM (QkowV)

304 the

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:31 PM (MMtX5)

305 Vid from Friday. 14 min long.

About Those Kids Who Got in an AK Shootout With Police | What Happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=FbaP2ULPy2k

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 08:32 PM (nI1Kq)

306 296 I thought ford was going to stop making cars.
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The Maverick is a small pickup truck for people in Columbus who want to pretend they are living in Newark.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:32 PM (W+kMI)

307 *bursts in*

TA DAAA!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

308 nah, the best bond opening is golden eye

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:32 PM (MMtX5)

309 @291

The dirty little secret is that all body on frame vehicles will rust anywhere you live that requires salted roads in winter and they are pretty much designed to rust because they do not have weep hole or blow out fitting built into the frames.

Toyota trucks had a wicked rust issue for a few generations.

And I believe the Maverick is a Unibody design.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:33 PM (mkseU)

310 The actual Live and Let Die movie has probably been mostly disappeared by modern media, too...they really tied it into the Superfly thing of the time and the blacks were the bad guys but not the brains really IIRCC. There is a really cool car in it..they actually made a few. A modification of a Corvette to make it look like an Eldorado...

Posted by: azjaeger at June 08, 2021 08:33 PM (3/XaG)

311 Nice

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 08, 2021 08:33 PM (jvt6t)

312 "The Maverick is a small pickup truck "

This pisses me off.

Posted by: f'd at June 08, 2021 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

313 294 exdem13

It's a mom and son duo, who have lived there for years. They brought us a dead rat as a house-warming gift.

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2021 08:34 PM (KbyWI)

314 The actual Live and Let Die movie has probably been mostly disappeared by modern media, too...they really tied it into the Superfly thing of the time and the blacks were the bad guys but not the brains really IIRCC. There is a really cool car in it..they actually made a few. A modification of a Corvette to make it look like an Eldorado...
Posted by: azjaeger


every year, from tgiving to ny, amazon has every bond movie for free.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 08, 2021 08:34 PM (MMtX5)

315 301 Mike and Jay at RLM discuss Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESbAwiCaTw

I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember liking its lurid purple, blood red, and puce over-the-toppedness. Keanu was still in Whoa!-mode and wasn't really up to the task or the accent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,



That's true. Coppola's Dracula required lots of overacting. Keanu doesn't over act. Keanu, well, he's Keanu (shrugs). 'Street Kings' is an underrated gem of a movie that Keanu was very good in.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2021 08:35 PM (QkowV)

316 Everybody, help me out here. Is it true that when Kamala was in Guatemala saying "do not come," she couldn't stop winking and smiling??
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

crazy cackling.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

317 SCUBA with a paper mask filters out the peanuts from a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 08, 2021 08:38 PM (7Tokq)

318 @316

She literally comes across like a barely able to contain it psychopath.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:38 PM (mkseU)

319 We complained about school lunches as I recall, but as I also recall we ate every bit of it up.

In those days surplus commodities were donated by USDA (since taxoayers had already paid for them anyway) to the schools. Peanut butter, tomato sauce, butter, cheese, flour, rice, etc. Yeah, it wasn't gourmet but I think they did a really good job with what they had to work with.

Those pics of Mooch's School Lunches making the rounds a few years ago are pathetic. Back in the day parents would have keelhauled those fuckers for even attempting that shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 08:39 PM (dyShS)

320 I want the truck Henry Standing Bear had in the Longmire shoe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 08:40 PM (oEn12)

321 *show

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 08:40 PM (oEn12)

322 297 If I owned the rights to Bond, the thing to do at this point would be to make the novels again..as early to mid 50s period pieces and strictly to the books, like they did No Country For Old Men.

I'd love to see Live And Let Die done as a period piece, but you could never get it produced, with the way Fleming portrays blacks in the book.

And while Goldfinger does have its silly bits, the movie is, IMO, an improvement on the book.

From Russia With Love was probably the most faithful adaptation.
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When Live and Let Die was published the African-American club scene was considered exotic by Bond readers. Although Fleming's description of the nightclub scene makes me think he did a little research to get things right. From Russia with Love has a few minor changes but is pretty much dead on adaptation. Goldfinger was pretty close too, although the movie did better with the visualizations of the caper and was less offhand about dealing with Blond sister #2. Pussy Galore was one of the first lesbians I'd come across in print or screen at the time, so I didn't know what to think! Honor Blackman did a good job & didn't take it over the top.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:41 PM (W+kMI)

323 318 @316

She literally comes across like a barely able to contain it psychopath.
Posted by: Thomas Bender



Like the The Scorpio Killer in 'Dirty Harry'? I can see that in her. Creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2021 08:42 PM (QkowV)

324 313 294 exdem13

It's a mom and son duo, who have lived there for years. They brought us a dead rat as a house-warming gift.
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Good kittehs.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:42 PM (W+kMI)

325 I don't really get the Coppola Dracula. Why exactly is a werewolf/man-bat version of Dracula banging Lucy outside? Why not, says Hollywood. Eh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 08:42 PM (QU5/8)

326 I want the truck Henry Standing Bear had in the Longmire shoe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 08:40 PM (oEn12)


me too.

Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

327
Delilah bathed and everyone else at least combed and blown out. Their coats were in good shape. The burr weeds we get in April and May seem to have died off, thank goodness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2021 08:44 PM (mht8P)

328 The dirty little secret is that all body on frame vehicles will rust anywhere you live that requires salted roads in winter and they are pretty much designed to rust because they do not have weep hole or blow out fitting built into the frames.

I weld something on my plow truck at least a couple a times a year

just finished putting on 4 cab mount brackets, which I made, today. They are much stronger than the originals

It's an old 2005 Chevy 2500 HD with a homemade wooden flatbed but it's tough as hell and I love it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2021 08:45 PM (8o8kf)

329 308 nah, the best bond opening is golden eye
Posted by: confederatefifth

Agreed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

330 312 "The Maverick is a small pickup truck "

This pisses me off.
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Well, it does share a chassis with the Bronco Sport. The local pickup cowboys won't be impressed, but some of the yuutes may buy it. Maverick is Ford's attempt to counter the Hyundai Santa Cruz before the Koreans eat half the small-size pickup market, the way they took a bite out of the small SUV market.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:46 PM (W+kMI)

331 Hadrian the Seventh

May the Team be crowned in glory.

Safe travels to NYC and Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show with your mobile burden of debt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

332 OK, all, a long hot day and time for bed.

See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 08:47 PM (2JVJo)

333 I wouldn't min getting a small body pickup, so I can find my wheels again at Wal-Mart instead of searching for it between the SUVs and full-size pickups.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 08, 2021 08:48 PM (W+kMI)

334
Safe travels to NYC and Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show with your mobile burden of debt.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

_________

Thanks. With my luck she'll go Best in Show. That'll only cost us a zillion or two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2021 08:49 PM (mht8P)

335 So.....how will Hunter top today?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 08:49 PM (5iiCZ)

336 I have a 60s straight axle F100 in top shape stem to stern, except the cab mounts and environs. Wasn't bad when I got it, but time takes its toll in rust belt states. There's no fix for that as far as I know, even "redneck" fixes. Somebody suggested going out West and finding a clean body somewhere and swapping it out. Seems like a lot of work.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 08:50 PM (dyShS)

337 I watched Superfly again recently, first time in about 30 years, and I was surprised how well written it was, especially for an indy low budget film. It does NOT sugar coat its anti-hero, he's an amoral guy who does a lot of bad things - but he's smart, and in his world everyone he deals with is even more corrupt, especially the police.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2021 08:50 PM (bxPTJ)

338 6 I want the truck Henry Standing Bear had in the Longmire shoe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2021 08:40 PM (oEn12)


me too.
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2021 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
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My wife says I can have the truck and the bar, she wants Henry

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 08:52 PM (5iiCZ)

339 Hadrian the Seventh

Nyah. Delilah is the one for Best in Show. But safe transport to north of NYC is very important.


Now you got me thinking of the improbability of doggy style RV breeding.

Bad, Hadrian the Seventh, Bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

340 My wife says I can have the truck and the bar, she wants Henry
Posted by: Huck Follywood
___

Smart woman.

Posted by: SMH at June 08, 2021 08:53 PM (y7B5q)

341 @328

Rust is the serial killer of all metal.

The next new pickup truck I buy, I'm going to drill my own weep holes and install blow out fittings.

I've been rehabbing a Colorado, was underneath the truck and I noticed a leaf spring bumper was missing on one side, so I checked the other side, it had the bumper but when I touched it fell apart and fell off the truck.

I got the replacements, it mount to the low spot in the frame above the leaf spring, the bumper had a concave dimple.

So this bumper mount to a low point and has a dimple where dirt debris and water will collect, which will never dry and is essentially designed to rust off your vehicle.

I think I need to buy stock in Fluid Film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:53 PM (mkseU)

342 Hilariously, WaPo fact checker and house Nazi Herr Kessler was caught still defending yesterdays Hunter Biden scandal and was totally late to todays scandal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 08:54 PM (5iiCZ)

343 Common Tater @ 336- I pulled the bed, cab, and front end off a rolled 1973 F250 and put the bed, cab, and front end off a Cherry1970 F100 on the 3/4 ton 4X4 frame. With just 1 guy to help align mounting bolts. It can be done

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2021 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

344 I don't really get the Coppola Dracula. Why exactly is a werewolf/man-bat version of Dracula banging Lucy outside? Why not, says Hollywood. Eh.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 08:42 PM (QU5/



Mountains of cocaine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2021 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

345 LOL, having Keanu Reeves act opposite Gary Oldman is really a Bambi vs. Godzilla scenario.

And I say this as a Keanu fan.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

346 Evening, Horde. Lucrative day for me; sold a car and a motorbike. Got some parts laundered, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 08:57 PM (ZCLOE)

347 I took over the payments of a Ford Courier from the son of a friend of mine in the mid 70's, with hardly any use on it

never drove it much and ended giving to my BIL

it was an ugly ochre color and to little for me

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2021 08:57 PM (8o8kf)

348 ONT

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

349 85 The dolphin and the killer whale were showing out for humans? And the swans were my favorite. The Father has created a beautiful world
Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2021 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

Guessing the dolphin was a half-jump ahead of being Orca food.

Orcas kill and eat anything they want, whenever they want.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 08, 2021 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

350 Alberta Oil Peon

Good for you. But you still have the Panhard. Right? Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

351 @345

I wouldn't necessarily say that for that movie specifically, Oldman is pretty hammy and over the top in that film.

The real test would be if Keanu was also in, say, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy with Oldman

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:59 PM (mkseU)

352 I think I need to buy stock in Fluid Film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 08:53 PM (mkseU)

used motor oil work pretty good

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2021 09:00 PM (8o8kf)

353 @352

I've used, used motor before, fluid film comes with a handy dandy 3 foot 360 degree spray nozzle that you can push through the ports in a frame or through a cavity.

Bottom line, use what you got to fight that evil rust.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2021 09:06 PM (mkseU)

354 I have a 60s straight axle F100 in top shape stem to stern, except the cab mounts and environs. Wasn't bad when I got it, but time takes its toll in rust belt states. There's no fix for that as far as I know, even "redneck" fixes. Somebody suggested going out West and finding a clean body somewhere and swapping it out. Seems like a lot of work.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 08, 2021 08:50 PM (dyShS)

Take the cab off, roll it upside down, and start cutting back the rusty metal until you find sound metal, and start welding back to what you need. Four hundred bucks for a decent wire-feed welder that uses shielding gas, and a few dollars worth of scrap metal. When I scrap out vehicles here at Peon Manor, I routinely save large flat pieces which have stiffening ribs pressed into them. They make nifty patch panels for floors. Also a supply of thin-wall square and rectangular structural tubing can be very handy. And go to a sheet-metal shop, and get them to make you a few lengths of "hat channel". Cross-section looks like you sawed through a straw boater hat. Weld it to flat panels to stiffen them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 09:07 PM (ZCLOE)

355 Good for you. But you still have the Panhard. Right? Right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

Oh, yes. The car I sold is a '38 Studebaker Commander 4-door sedan that I bought out of a wrecking yard, years ago. Just a shell that rolls. They had a pretty Art Deco dash panel in them, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 09:09 PM (ZCLOE)

356 Alberta Oil Peon

Thanks!

Hope you got top dollar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

357 Each Service also has it's own SG.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:11 PM (IHyjr

Except for the Marines.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 09, 2021 12:00 AM (F+dpa)

358 trying to malcontent his way into getting his way. I'm guessing it will work. Team Captain. Class President. Representing Navy 21. FMH.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 08, 2021 07:21 PM (xEIoY)

He could end up as the XO at Wake. Then he'd be Woke.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 09, 2021 12:05 AM (F+dpa)

359 He should STFU and do his Duty for G-D and Country
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2021 07:37 PM (IHyjr)

Bounce him the fuck out, dishonorably.

Good luck with your sportsball career, freeloader.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1

At least prior to commissioning, doesn't that mean his new name is "Seaman"?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 09, 2021 12:33 AM (F+dpa)

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