Top Ten Things Kamala Harris' Step-Daughter Looks Like

A recap of yesterday's post and thread. It's been a long, long while since I did a top ten.

A couple of commenter-submitted entries included.

Here's a picture of this sadsack wallflower clown.

Top Ten Things Kamala Harris' "Model" Step-Daughter Looks Like

10. She looks like an effigy of Kevin McHale whittled out of a block of tofu

9. She looks like all The Cure albums came to life, merged into one single anti-being, and then caught a UTI and declared a major in Recreational Lesbianism at Vassar

8. She looks like the white model of a foot your podiatrist uses to explain Plantar Fasciitis

7. She looks like the first time Anni DiFranco read Sylvia Plath

6. She looks like a stash of Indigo Girls CDs fat-shamed an emu

5. She looks like a milk sausage cosplaying as Elijah Wood

4. She looks like rice pudding drenched in the tears of a spinster lunchlady

3. She looks like the reason people decided that Gender needed Study

2. She looks like The Joker's dick

...and the number one thing Kamala Harris' "model" step-daughter looks like...

1. You know when women wear closed-toe open-top shoes outdoors all day in the summer? And the top of their foot gets sunburned beet-red and their toes are ghost-white?

She looks like the second toe.

"Gang of Indigo Girls CDs" from Colorado Alex in Exile, "Gender requires Study" from Warai-otoko.

Open thread, obviously. Remember, all of my threads are always open threads. I do 40 of these a week. I am not precious about them.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

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1 Please tell me that's a Photoshop.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2021 12:53 PM (z36Kd)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

3 Top 10

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 04, 2021 12:55 PM (UiLV5)

4 If the poor thing would (a) smile, (b) comb her hair, and (c) get a brush through her hair, she'd at least be normal looking.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 04, 2021 12:55 PM (1lKRm)

5 she looks like the Queen of the Land of Missing Socks

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (j9HX3)

6 Xe looks hot!

Posted by: Elliot Page at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (5iiCZ)

7 5 she looks like the Queen of the Land of Missing Socks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (j9HX3)

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"Off with her foot!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

8 Something something bag of antlers something something.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (kTF2Z)

9 And maybe get her hair done. Like, last week. For crying out loud, I've seen brooms that looked more kempt than her hair.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (1lKRm)

10 Well, she certainly cannot mimic momma's path to the top.

But she looks like something Biden would be attracted to.

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 12:56 PM (9VFzC)

11 Fun! She looks Fun! Just an absolutely joyous ray of sunshine to be around!

Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 12:57 PM (U1eOr)

12 she looks like she will die alone and her body will be "interred" in the gullets of her 27 cats

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 12:57 PM (0G13K)

13 She looks like she DEFINITELY does not believe in body waxing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 04, 2021 12:57 PM (j9HX3)

14 Wow! An Ace Top Ten! It's been a while!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Jsjd7)

15 She looks like everything that was bad about the 1970s

Posted by: weew at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (+m+uH)

16 She's as gorgeous as Huma. And just as stunning and brave!

Posted by: Drc at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (vbaSG)

17 Dr. Suess groupie trolling the library during Tranny happy hour.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * para bellum at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (12BQ3)

18 Sad clown from Auschwitz

Posted by: Guzalot at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (prSvo)

19 Just look at the talons of her left hand. Yeow!

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (z36Kd)

20 She looks like someone that has never worked a day in her life and shops the Salvation Army dumpster.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (DB16e)

21 Looks like someone found Gulag Waldo

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (m45I2)

22 She looks like "that" infamously demented Smith College RA everyone is afraid to end up with

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (j9HX3)

23 Cue the "but she's so symmetrical" comments.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (QU5/8)

24 14 Wow! An Ace Top Ten! It's been a while!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Jsjd7)

========

Theory:

Ace has gone through another regeneration.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

25 She looks like a girl who uglied herself on purpose to make a statement. Too bad, really. She has clear skin and could probably look like a person if that was her goal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Jsjd7)

26 GAACKKK!!

Brain bleach, stat!

Ignorance in technicolor.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (G3r2q)

27 Her hands are enormous.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (Y5qcH)

28 That picture makes her look like a transitioning "Where's Waldo?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (2JVJo)

29 Called the others on the thread below, though reluctant to after seeing the pic.

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (HyPy9)

30 Come here hot tamale
Wolf whistles

hic

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (LilNs)

31 You oughta do more of these fuckin' Top Tens, Ace.

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (sWM8x)

32
Needs major drydock time to make her even passable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (BJ/Gr)

33 She has man hands

Posted by: Guzalot at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (prSvo)

34 ...
She looks like an extra from "Green Eggs and Ham"
the movie.

Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (pSotA)

35 Not just plain ugly, but aggressively ugly. Would not bang with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (ZzTjB)

36 >>31 You oughta do more of these fuckin' Top Tens, Ace.

i have not had anything funny to say for years, alas.

I've been in a bad mood since 2012.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

37 Also, she looks like Buddy Holly's zombie, gender-fluid, patchouli-stanked sister.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (2JVJo)

38 She has a wonky eye.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (yQpMk)

39 I know it's early and for that I apologize, but Kamala's deliberately-ugly stepdaughter deserves a response for having polluted these pages on multiple days.

Is an alternative, I propose this bikini-clad beauty who's standing on a dock overlooking beautiful blue water:
https://is.gd/oJm1nt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Jsjd7)

40 I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)

41 Darlin, you should smile more!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (kTF2Z)

42 She looks like the actual child of Jack the Pumpkin King and Sally.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (j9HX3)

43 She looks almost exactly like someone whose parents were killed by an evil wizard, and her aunt and uncle make her live under the stairs.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (3gsis)

44 That boy needs to start working out or something.

Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (sWM8x)

45 MIRROR UNIVERSE PIPPI LONGSTOCKING

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (m45I2)

46 The John Lennon glasses are always my favorite part of her ensemble.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (QU5/8)

47 If the poor thing would (a) smile, (b) comb her hair, and (c) get a brush through her hair, she'd at least be normal looking.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 04, 2021 12:55 PM

Concur. She isn't unattractive. She's deliberately making herself look unattractive. A few more decades of angry progressivism will have her looking like Maxine Waters, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (m+jkK)

48 My youngest daughter has long fingers...but hers are feminine-looking.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (G3r2q)

49 She looks the emaciated progeny of one of those crystal alien things in the last Indiana Jones movie, reanimated by pixy hamsters, and raped by Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Never sleeping again at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (XjpIM)

50 She looks like she cuts herself.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

51 Poor kid was doomed from the start.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (axyOa)

52
That's not funny.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (BJ/Gr)

53 36 i have not had anything funny to say for years, alas.

I've been in a bad mood since 2012.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

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You need a court jester.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

54 Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at June 04, 2021 12:59 PM (sWM8x)

Johnny Coldcuts! The foul-mouthed, time-traveling sandwich! I miss you, you bastard!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (2JVJo)

55

I didn't say this...

She looks like what "Trans Storyteller"* brought for Show and Tell day.

*pride month or something, trans storytellers showing up in various cities, listed on events schedule.

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (9VFzC)

56 I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
I suspect her nekkid pics wouldn't pass your judgement...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (Jsjd7)

57 1 Please tell me that's a Photoshop.
Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2021 12:53 PM (z36Kd)

Sure. Want to also have me tell you your ass doesn't look big in that outfit or those crocs don't make you look gay (depending on gender).

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (Ojki1)

58 I've been in a bad mood since 2012.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

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Probably because that's the last time you ate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (kTF2Z)

59 Is she striking a model pose, or is she stultifyingly stupid? There are stretches of highway in Arizona that exhibit more personality.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (/2aWP)

60 A contemporary court jester as envisioned by Tim Burton.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (puu6v)

61 Afraid I don't understand the Indigo Girls comment. She does not look the least bit like a Smurf.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (0Dq5O)

62 BTW:

Open thread, obviously. Remember, all of my threads are always open threads. I do 40 of these a week. I am not precious about them.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (0G13K)

63 She seems nice and happy. A good reflection on Kamala's mothering skilz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (/MaDp)

64 Serious question: how much would just smile on her face improve her looks? I think she'd go from a 1 to a 4 or 5. At least a 3.

She's trying to look unattractive, in my opinion. Not sure what the goal is there.

Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (U1eOr)

65 She's the Criss Angel of Twiggies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (yQpMk)

66 62 BTW:

Open thread, obviously. Remember, all of my threads are always open threads. I do 40 of these a week. I am not precious about them.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (0G13K)

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So, The Last Jedi...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

67 She looks like Where's Waldo had sex with himself and then shat out a lesbian.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (XNH1E)

68 She always has that look which is saying, "I'm waiting for the Milk of Magnesia to kick in."

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (1lKRm)

69 i have not had anything funny to say for years, alas.

I've been in a bad mood since 2012.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

I can understand the bad mood. But don't sell yourself short, Ace. You bring the funneh every day.

I wouldn't hang out here if you weren't a funny writer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (2JVJo)

70 I have not had anything funny to say for years, alas.

I've been in a bad mood since 2012.
Posted by: ace
___

Bad mood, maybe.

Not had anything funny since then? Major bullshit.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (G3r2q)

71 We had an actual model as first lady. I think we win.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (5ksdg)

72 18 Sad clown from Auschwitz
Posted by: Guzalot at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (prSvo)

*Gulps*

Gleauvine!

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (Ojki1)

73 >>>So, The Last Jedi...

hold your fire, I have one coming up about that

if you're interested in the topic you probably already know about it

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (0G13K)

74 Lillian Gish was a good looking woman.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

75 She looks like a girl who uglied herself on purpose to make a statement. Too bad, really. She has clear skin and could probably look like a person if that was her goal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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My thoughts exactly!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (UUBmN)

76 She looks like Waldo got lost in the local thrift shop.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (7Tokq)

77 I can understand the bad mood. But don't sell yourself short, Ace. You bring the funneh every day.

I wouldn't hang out here if you weren't a funny writer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (G3r2q)

78 She looks like a tampon.

White. Uptight. And outta sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

79 >>>Not had anything funny since then? Major bullshit.

nothing but little snipes here and there

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (0G13K)

80 She looks like a jester character from an unreleased Tim Burton movie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (QU5/8)

81 73 if you're interested in the topic you probably already know about it
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (0G13K)

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9th Circuit gets overturned a lot, is all I'm sayin'...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

82 Loosen up, Ella baby...

Posted by: John Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (flINI)

83 I think she's left handed.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

84 I understand being put off by the media reaching to assure us she? is beautiful and all that.. honestly I had a bigger problem with Mike Obama getting that treatment, be cause she is the antithesis of attractive to me.
Has Kamala's step daughter been political or anything? I mean is it her fault the campaign is trying to make her a thing?
I feel funny draggin someone that really isn't trying to get dirty in the trenches.
Am I going squishy?

Posted by: Inogame at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (53oGX)

85 She looks like Where's Waldo had sex with himself and then shat out a lesbian.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (XNH1E)

Where's Waldo, Dr. Seuss and Edward Scissorhands

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (9VFzC)

86 She looks like the neck-brace mouthguard chick from "16 Candles".

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

87 24 14 Wow! An Ace Top Ten! It's been a while!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Jsjd7)

========

Theory:

Ace has gone through another regeneration.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

Just so long as he doesn't revist most of the last companions/cobs.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (Ojki1)

88 Ace, since we got a Top Ten, any chance of you bringing Rich "Psycho" Giamboni out of retirement? I suspect he'd have a lot to say about the affairs of the day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (Jsjd7)

89 "She"

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (/neVK)

90 In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (2tZRb)

91 Exactly how does one "whittle" a block of tofu?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 04, 2021 01:04 PM (AiZBA)

92 And yet people like her now control every institution in society, so apparently the joke's on us, huh.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (0Uf+z)

93 So I take it you don't want the link to her Only Fans?

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (J9kO1)

94 >>>88 Ace, since we got a Top Ten, any chance of you bringing Rich "Psycho" Giamboni out of retirement? I suspect he'd have a lot to say about the affairs of the day.

i want to but i haven't thought of something for him to say

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (0G13K)

95 She looks like the love child of John Lennon and Rachel Corrie

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (XNH1E)

96 I have some boys on my Soph baseball team that more feminine than her. And that's not a knock on my guys.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (iOdUR)

97 She looks like Sponge Bob SquarePants fucked Napoleon Dynamite. Then sent their progeny on tour with the Lilith Fair as a mic tech.

Posted by: Don('t ask) at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (oreOt)

98
She's going to read some feminist poetry, then kill herself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (BJ/Gr)

99 She looks like a beta male writer for Vox or Salon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (5ksdg)

100 Ace has gone through another regeneration.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
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Oh, I hope not. He's going be Stunning And Brave And Woke and retcon the whole history of the blog to make it so it's always been that way...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

101 >>>9th Circuit gets overturned a lot, is all I'm sayin'...

exactly

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (0G13K)

102 98
She's going to read some feminist poetry, then kill herself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (BJ/Gr)

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"Fuck you, dad. This one's for you!"

*blam*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

103 40 I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)

Not with your eyes and John Daly's beer goggles.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (Ojki1)

104 She looks like Weird Al taking fashion advice from Where's Waldo.

Posted by: yoyopg at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (NNMEy)

105 If you can access instagram, her feed is so uch more of this oddball blankface, awkward pose modeling of her ugly knitwear.

*Soiler alert: she doesn't shave her pits or upper lip.

https://www.instagram.com/ellaemhoff/

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

106 She looks like Weird Al taking fashion advice from Where's Waldo.
Posted by: yoyopg at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (NNMEy)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (Jsjd7)

107 I think she's left handed.
Posted by: wth

LMAO
The "female" coomer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (/neVK)

108 She looks like the love child of John Lennon and Rachel Corrie
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (XNH1E)

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She's flat, but not that flat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (kTF2Z)

109 Not had anything funny since then? Major bullshit.
Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (G3r2q)

Seriously. That post about the "nooses" in the park that turned out to be workout ropes had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (Ez6QX)

110 The '70's called and said "girl, that outfit is loud."

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (AiZBA)

111 Rachel Maddow's husband.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (5ksdg)

112 She looks like the half worm you find in an apple after taking a bite

Posted by: The horse at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (+P4HO)

113 She's trying to look unattractive, in my opinion. Not sure what the goal is there.
Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (U1eOr)

Exactly the meaning of "aggressively ugly". The offspring of a guy that dumped his legit wife to marry a known whore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (ZzTjB)

114 You just know there's a full-on Juan Epstein impersonator underneath each armpit.

This girl takes the "methinks thou dost protest too much" approach to anti-fashion. The dork glasses, the throwback jeans, the spinster librarian sweater/blouse combos... She's trying SO HARD to look like she doesn't care what anyone thinks, she's about to burst.

Posted by: red speck at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (gS3OW)

115 100 Ace has gone through another regeneration.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Oh, I hope not. He's going be Stunning And Brave And Woke and retcon the whole history of the blog to make it so it's always been that way...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:05 PM (Jsjd7)

========

His new adventures will be the kind of change that we've all wanted but never actually asked for. It's just that deep in our hearts we've always wanted our childhood heroes to tell us that we're awful people.

But, to be fair, Ace does often say we're awful people already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

116 *Soiler alert: she doesn't shave her pits or upper lip.

https://www.instagram.com/ellaemhoff/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

But women don't have to shave their upper lip...

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (Y5qcH)

117 nothing but little snipes here and there
Posted by: ace
___

So what?

That's what we all have.

And yet, combined here, with others that feel the exact same way?
It's magic.

Don't sell yourself short.
Your snippets are worth many times over anything that is out there now posted by so-called "conservative" writers.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (G3r2q)

118 She's the Where's Waldo that nobody wants to find.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (d9FiS)

119 You need a court jester.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

I thought that was supposed to be our job???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (BgMrQ)

120 Concur. She isn't unattractive. She's deliberately making herself look unattractive.

It does look that way, there's someone there, but I gotta hand it to her: mission accomplished!

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (/2aWP)

121 Any information about how much and how often she cuts herself?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (puu6v)

122 Somebody should tell her that uglifying yourself isn't always the path to superstar status.

Posted by: Jeanine Garofalo at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (sWM8x)

123 My choice isn't on there! She looks like Alfred Lutter!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (O+I8R)

124 She looks like a cross between Where's Waldo and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. With a little Weird Al thrown in.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)

125 LMAO
The "female" coomer.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (/neVK)
++++
I looked up that word. I should know better. Sigh. The world's a terribly weird place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (Jsjd7)

126 if you're interested in the topic you probably already know about it
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (0G13K)

Joining the Cruella pile on? Cause I'd set an alarm for that.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (Ojki1)

127 Here's a picture of this sadsack wallflower clown

Per my posts yesterday in the Vanity Fair thread,

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by ~~malice~~ me stupidly trying to see a bit of good in leftists, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (awtm/)

128 Love ya, Lizzy...but hell no.
I'm am not clicking.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (G3r2q)

129 Up until this moment, I did not believe in more than one gender.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (5p7BC)

130 Poster child for the party of death.

She's trying to kill fashion and beauty...and it is working.

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (9O0fm)

131
2021 Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (/u4P4)

132 Looks like the Joker's version of Mini-Me.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (3SFo/)

133 Exactly the meaning of "aggressively ugly". The offspring of a guy that dumped his legit wife to marry a known whore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (ZzTjB)

***

The GOOD Jewish boys practice with the shiksa

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (flINI)

134
Some tats and piercings would go a long way to finishing her off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (BJ/Gr)

135 not a joke, just a fact: she looks like the female McPoyle sister on always sunny

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (0G13K)

136 She looks like if Charlie from the Island of Misfit Toys was actually named Galdys.

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (ov5G+)

137 https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

You're welcome!

**Notice, she did have her shoes on at least....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (UUBmN)

138 I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)
........

The morgue will have some after she ODs.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

139 >>>2021 Ace is best Ace.

thank you, sooth.

I'll be turning 29 soon, so....

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (0G13K)

140
Remember "Mooch" in the Bad News Bears movie??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (/u4P4)

141 Facebook announced Friday it is suspending President Trump for a minimum of two years until January 7, 2023 and will condition reinstatement on experts' opinions on whether Trump being on Facebook and sister properties including Instagram poses a "serious risk to public safety."

As the Veritas stuff drops again.

Who the heck uses FB anymore?

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)

142 I'll be turning 29 soon, so....
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (0G13K)
++++
Gift cards, right? I hear the kids like gift cards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (Jsjd7)

143 I kind of feel sorry for her.

She looks like she was a very homely and unpopular child, who got weird as an outlet since she could not compete on cute or pretty or smart or fun or athletic or, well just about anything.

So the kid who never outgrew the awkward tween years. And now she is a 20 something tween acting weird and trying to figure out where she fits, but she has a whore grifter scum step-mom, and is a "model."

Posted by: The horse at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (+P4HO)

144 *Soiler alert: she doesn't shave her pits or upper lip.

https://www.instagram.com/ellaemhoff/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

But women don't have to shave their upper lip...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:07 PM (Y5qcH)

Now you see... you will never be able to unsee. "They" are everywhere.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (/neVK)

145 I looked at her and then realized why people think aliens live among us.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (GZ/yK)

146 One of my patients just gave me a beautiful bouquet of pink and white peonies.

Made my day!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (W2Pud)

147 She looks like David Hogg's identical twin with fake glasses

Posted by: Harley Pennington at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (YNAsZ)

148 She's trying to look unattractive, in my opinion. Not sure what the goal is there.
Posted by: 496 at June 04, 2021 01:02 PM (U1eOr)

She on trend. Uglying up women is so now.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (XNH1E)

149 Sure, she's being aggressively ugly. But she has a lot of preexisting ugly to work with.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (QU5/8)

150 135 not a joke, just a fact: she looks like the female McPoyle sister on always sunny
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:08 PM (0G13K)

Is that the family that is always drinking milk and ambiguously sounding like they are banging each other? Those guys creep me out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (Y5qcH)

151 Remember "Mooch" in the Bad News Bears movie??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (/u4P4)

Wasn't she the Wookie dude?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (AiZBA)

152 Is this photo from the Veiled Prophet Ball?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (m45I2)

153 1. The end argument in support of abortion.

Posted by: Egg On Their Face at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (kgvMh)

154 She looks like the deliberately and aggressively weird girl from high school.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (cSyAR)

155 I'm cute but I am going to go out of my way to look unattractive so I only get attention from guys who like my personality. But no fat guys. They are disgusting. Isn't that right mister Snugglepuss, and fancy-paws, and rum tum tigger, and kitty wookums, and sadie girl.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (5ksdg)

156 152 Is this photo from the Veiled Prophet Ball?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (m45I2)

========

Is she a KKK princess too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

157
Side-by-side of "her" and Jacky Early Haley?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (/u4P4)

158 hair do more like a hair-don't am i right

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (0G13K)

159 Lillian Gish was a good looking woman.

Just sayin'...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

So was her sister, Dorothy. There's a silent film threesome I'd love to have been in the middle of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (2JVJo)

160 I'll bet she has 10 other pairs of jeans that look exactly like this pair.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (m45I2)

161 >>>Side-by-side of "her" and Jacky Early Haley?

that's a good one

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (0G13K)

162 She looks like someone who is transitioning but you can't tell which way.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

163 I'm cute but I am going to go out of my way to look unattractive so I only get attention from guys who like my personality. But no fat guys. They are disgusting. Isn't that right mister Snugglepuss, and fancy-paws, and rum tum tigger, and kitty wookums, and sadie girl.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (5ksdg)
++++
I'm glad you didn't sock this. That made the comment far better. I'll never think of you the same way again

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (Jsjd7)

164 I need to learn to sail...

https://youtu.be/-z7Qzr--oyo?t=381

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (jOcSX)

165 I don't believe this girl is pretty at all, even if you dolled her up. She's an average face that just so happens to have the benefit of being the step-daughter of the fraudulent VP. I've seen girls at the mall that make her look like dog barf comparatively.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (O+I8R)

166 She looks like the creature Huma Abedin vengefully left in Hillary's muff.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (YYlyE)

167 159 So was her sister, Dorothy. There's a silent film threesome I'd love to have been in the middle of.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:11 PM (2JVJo)

========

Watching Way Down East on a slow Friday.

There's ice. Also shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

168 My link is NOT the featured model...
It's just a florida women nekkid, trashing a bar. Much better than the usual...

https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (UUBmN)

169 I'd bang her.

Wait, what?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (UPoLF)

170 She looks like Kamala Harris' niece.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (j2R6V)

171 https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

You're welcome!

**Notice, she did have her shoes on at least....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (UUBmN)

Is she mad
About her fake boobs?

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (ov5G+)

172 She is the weird friend of the main character in that movie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (5ksdg)

173 What you mean to say is you're not "madcap" anymore, ace. But madcap comes with a certain age. Then it leaves. What hasn't changed is you're still one of the best writers around without any pretension. And of course still funny as shit.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (XNH1E)

174 Don't make fun of her pants of many colors, y'all. Her mama made them.

Posted by: early Dolly Parton at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (DzhEB)

175 That's not my dehg.

Posted by: Peter Sellers at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (sWM8x)

176 I need to learn to sail...

https://youtu.be/-z7Qzr--oyo?t=381
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (jOcSX)
++++
Having the money for the boat would help, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (Jsjd7)

177 She looks like you just found Waldo...and now desperately want him to hide again.

Posted by: Ken at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (ledCy)

178 she looks like she just got fingerblasted by Caspar

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (0G13K)

179 She looks like she was a very homely and unpopular child, who got weird as an outlet since she could not compete on cute or pretty or smart or fun or athletic or, well just about anything.
___

I'm not hating on her looks...I was a stick as a teen. growing up in Hawaii also had the unfortunate effect of looking like a burnt one.

I was nothing but knees and elbows until after basic training and having a baby at 20.

But that girl is going out of her way of looking like Weird Al on a bender.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (G3r2q)

180 Who the heck uses FB anymore?
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)

Everyone I know except me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

181 She's daring you to hate her.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (45fpk)

182 She looks like the bouncer at an Earth Liberation Front meeting.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (YYlyE)

183
She looks a half-shaved armpit had sex with a zit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (/u4P4)

184 thank you, ... that is a very nice compliment.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (0G13K)

185 Is she mad
About her fake boobs?
Posted by: InCali
----
No idea what she was mad about...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (UUBmN)

186 She looks like someone who is transitioning but you can't tell which way.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

Lol

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (XNH1E)

187 139 >>>2021 Ace is best Ace.

thank you, sooth.

I'll be turning 29 soon, so....
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (0G13K)

Do you have a registry ad Shelves and Drills we can check out?

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (Ojki1)

188 I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)

You know that old saying about how guys just want to see bewbs, all bewbs?

There needs to be exceptions to that "rule". KH's step-daughter needs to be listed as an example of this exception.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (uGhsv)

189 Would Joe sexually assault her?

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (cSyAR)

190 An anorexic boy getting ready to audition for a Partridge Family reboot.

Posted by: Furious George at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (9vQJW)

191 Looks like she look much better if she made an effort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (k39e/)

192 The morgue will have some after she ODs.
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

That reminds me of a building investigation I did in Billerica, MA years ago. An empty school the town was using for overflow records. Went into one of the old classrooms and the records boxes had all been opened up and the walls of the room absolutely wallpapered with morgue pictures, mostly of women. From that point on the draftsman and I decided to continue the investigation together.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (0Dq5O)

193 She looks like she huffs computer dust remover.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

194 I propose this bikini-clad beauty who's standing on a dock overlooking beautiful blue water:
https://is.gd/oJm1nt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Jsjd7)
------
There's water?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (WGara)

195 She looks like Gilligan after the Skipper stopped fooling around and made him his island "wife".

Come here little buddy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (R/m4+)

196 yeah, she's ugly.

but no worse than rest of the team

Meggy

Lena

Chelsea

etal

Posted by: REDACTED at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (nW3Ct)

197 https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

You're welcome!

**Notice, she did have her shoes on at least....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM

That just went straight to Howie Carr's Police Blotter Fax Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (m+jkK)

198 https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

You're welcome!

Posted by: lin-duh

The first thing I noticed was "Nice cans!"

What the hell is wrong with me?

If someone would add the "Tequila" song to that it would be great.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (Rvt88)

199 I don't believe this girl is pretty at all, even if you dolled her up. She's an average face that just so happens to have the benefit of being the step-daughter of the fraudulent VP. I've seen girls at the mall that make her look like dog barf comparatively.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (O+I8R)
++++
If she weren't being deliberately ugly, she'd probably look normal. I agree that I don't think there's a great beauty hiding beneath.

And that's entirely the point. Even at her best, she wouldn't be a successful model if she weren't connected. But she is connected, and so is not only a model, she's on magazine covers and being shoved down our throats while we're told to clap and wax poetical about her great beauty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (Jsjd7)

200 Who the heck uses FB anymore?
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)

I use it for church postings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (k39e/)

201 If David Hogg and Jame Gumb fell into a blender of soy milk and Tom Nichols' love spunk.

Posted by: WR at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (KzJUN)

202 But that girl is going out of her way of looking like Weird Al on a bender.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (G3r2q)

Weird Al finds out what black tar heroin is?

Posted by: Inogame at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (53oGX)

203 Watching Way Down East on a slow Friday.

There's ice. Also shame.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

Have you seen Broken Blossoms? Or The Wind? Some tour-de-force acting from Lillian.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)

204 But that girl is going out of her way of looking like Weird Al on a bender.

Posted by: SMH

I scared the dog laughing out loud at that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (OCTRt)

205 she looks like Season 11 of The Big Bang Theory

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (0G13K)

206
2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (BJ/Gr)

207 f-ing stupid sock.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (+P4HO)

208 She looks like an AIDS quilt, with actual AIDS.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (vN+oL)

209 143 I kind of feel sorry for her.

She looks like she was a very homely and unpopular child, who got weird as an outlet since she could not compete on cute or pretty or smart or fun or athletic or, well just about anything.

So the kid who never outgrew the awkward tween years. And now she is a 20 something tween acting weird and trying to figure out where she fits, but she has a whore grifter scum step-mom, and is a "model."
Posted by: The horse at June 04, 2021 01:10 PM (+P4HO)

There's two distinct possibilities here, your's being one. The other is that she's lived an incredibly easy, coddled, well-to-do life but wants to seem like she hasn't so she rebels in this manner to show how unlike her square family she is.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (KbCG3)

210 I propose this bikini-clad beauty who's standing on a dock overlooking beautiful blue water:
https://is.gd/oJm1nt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Jsjd7)
------
There's water?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (WGara)

***

There's a dock?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (flINI)

211 "I won't pass judgement until I see nekkid pics, though."

Just imagine "her" with Buckwheat in a leg lock.

Posted by: Bosk at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (SWbVS)

212 191 Looks like she look much better if she made an effort.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (k39e/)

yes, to be fair, with some contact lenses, hair straightening / styling, make up, and different fashion choices, she would be decent looking.

Which would be a huge step up from what she looks like now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (UPoLF)

213 There's water?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (WGara)
++++
I always look twice so as to provide adequate descriptions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (Jsjd7)

214 Its like she's going out of her way to look ridiculous and mopey. Its a strange approach for a model

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

215 >>Some tats and piercings would go a long way to finishing her off.

She has a big cow tattoo on one of her arms and several more on the other arm.

She can and has looked better, what she's doing now is deliberate, and this ugly/androgynous styling is exactly what is being praised in fashion magazines -- it is why they are swooning about. So really, blame the NYC fashion and celebrity mag scene for her being a "thing."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

216 Would Joe sexually assault her?
Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:14 PM (cSyAR)

Ummmmm........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (R/m4+)

217 If the title character from Luck McKee's MAY did selfies...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (puu6v)

218 Who the heck uses FB anymore?
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)

I only use it for "Words with Friends" and it also shows at least I might be alive, somewhere. To the half-dozen people that might care,

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (uGhsv)

219 Chelsea and Amy we miss you

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (Xih1H)

220 She looks like Harry Potter whelped Bob Dylan's butt-baby.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (yFG1M)

221 203 Have you seen Broken Blossoms? Or The Wind? Some tour-de-force acting from Lillian.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)

=======

Not yet, but both are in the DVD queue. I just found out that Way Down East was not only available on Prime, but leaving in a few days. Might as well watch it now before it goes.

And damn...silent stunts always surprise me. The running around on the ice while carrying Gish is...it's unsafe. And they just did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

222 This gal's a real fashion plate alright. She looks like the lovechild of Cat In The Hat and Where's Waldo.

She's got to be in an angry post-punk grrrrl band, right? She plays the triangle.

Oh wait, the 6th Doctor Who Colin Baker called and wants his wardrobe back. https://bit.ly/2Sahlvk

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (wAnMi)

223 I don't understand the purpose of the sullen expression. I have this weird preference for women who smile.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (cSyAR)

224 181 She's daring you to hate her.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (45fpk)

Finding myself stuck on apathy.

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (Ojki1)

225 That chick couldn't get laid at 2 am in a biker bar.

Posted by: Ken at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (ledCy)

226 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (BJ/Gr)
++++
No way. By then, the cover girl will be a mustachioed he-man type in a bikini with a three-page spread about the travails of being a hot, masculine dude who's also genderqueer and non-binary and really tires of people calling him "sir."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (Jsjd7)

227
She looks like Ellen Page's reflection in a Fun House Mirror.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (/u4P4)

228 Fugly

Posted by: Red and Black at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (DlIbs)

229 >>>208 She looks like an AIDS quilt, with actual AIDS.

hah

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (0G13K)

230 2021 Tween Twiggy

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (m45I2)

231 She looks like a beaker creature in a sci fi horror background.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (YYlyE)

232 She looks like what would result if hopelessness, hostility, and heinousness had a throuple, and one of them accidentally got pregnant.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (k4dH2)

233 the gatekeepers love to deem what is kewl

it's all a jolly good time for them

Posted by: REDACTED at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (nW3Ct)

234 She could actually be pretty if she wasn't actively trying to look ugly and angry.

A smile works wonders.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (W2Pud)

235 I don't mind the glasses but smile once in a while and stop wearing such bizarre, deliberately ugly outfits? I am so tired of girls who whine about nobody liking them and everybody thinking they are weird, then goin around and dressing weird and acting unlikable.

I thought you were making a complaint, not a declaration of life goals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

236 btw, how much does a shirt and jeans that look like they've been sewn together from the scraps of 2 dozen other shirts and jeans cost these days? 5k devalued dollars?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (uGhsv)

237 Are models even supposed to be beautiful anymore? Or is that patriarchal and heteronormative

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (J9kO1)

238 A light up the room smile can go a long way.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (cSyAR)

239 She looks like an anorexic Pied Piper of Hamelin

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (j3npP)

240 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (BJ/Gr)

Hell, they could include her free inside an issue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (wAnMi)

241 She looks like Eleven from Stranger Things after a few hundred hours on the rack.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (gAMkn)

242 She looks like the embodiment of a flaccid dick

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

243 Commies hate beauty.

Duh.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (G3r2q)

244 What kind of upbringing would Kamala's stepdaughter receive? Hate, Perversion, Tribalism, Gaia church and most damaging of all -- Daddy doesn't love you, not really.
Truth is, she would murder me with a spoon for my beliefs.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (+CiEK)

245
she looks like a body in a morgue that a necrophile is going to feel up and then he goes, "nah"

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (0G13K)

246 Everyone saying she is trying to look ugly and would be Ok otherwise.

I am not saying she is ugly, but she is worse than plain. She has the facial bone structure which is best accentuated by distraction.

You all are confusing young and healthy skin, and not lopsided face, with "cute." She has the face of a rutabaga.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (+P4HO)

247 Instead of a politically-connected bridge troll with glasses, here's a cute brunette and big boobs and glasses:
https://is.gd/3M0XZI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (Jsjd7)

248 Isn't "you should smile more" the latest in mansplaining misogyny or something?

Posted by: red speck at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (gS3OW)

249 I've boned some ugly chicks but no

Posted by: REDACTED at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (nW3Ct)

250
She looks like a pap smear wearing glasses and boys clothes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (/u4P4)

251 https://tinyurl.com/ycndyjka

You're welcome!

**Notice, she did have her shoes on at least....
Posted by: lin-duh

Holy shit!
And Holy Shit she is 53 with a body and cans like that!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (/neVK)

252 Are models even supposed to be beautiful anymore? Or is that patriarchal and heteronormative
___

Yes.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (G3r2q)

253 Dang.. Give that girl some food... And a bag

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (Zmnko)

254 Open thread, obviously. Remember, all of my threads are always open threads. I do 40 of these a week. I am not precious about them.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

Was that a shot at CBD? Cause seems like a shot at CBD.

Also, randomly, I am in Michigan. Where it promises to be like 100 degrees this weekend.

Posted by: The media at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (m/zKn)

255
A light up the room smile can go a long way.
Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM (cSyAR)

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Well, I doubt that one's ever smiled, but if she tries it and it lights up the room, I hope she locks her stepmother in it on the way out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (yFG1M)

256 225 That chick couldn't get laid at 2 am in a biker bar.
Posted by: Ken at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (ledCy)

Maybe the blue oyster?

Posted by: Inogame at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (53oGX)

257 She's got to be in an angry post-punk grrrrl band, right? She plays the triangle.

She's the grrl friend of the angsty lead singer with heavy black eye makeup and multiple face piercings

Finding myself stuck on apathy.

Yeah that pretty much sums me up as well. Instead I think I will head out and run these library books back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

258 242 She looks like the embodiment of a flaccid dick
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

Why not, she's caused many.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (puu6v)

259 Ella's is an early 1970s wannabe. Her textile projects all reflect the colors and styles of the era as do the glasses. She's not the best or the most iconic 70s like Biba or Allie Mac graw, she's way downstream as if she hasn't done the research or thinks she's adapting vintage. Not an artist, not a designer, not a scholar...plus the flat affect is boring.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

260 247 Instead of a politically-connected bridge troll with glasses, here's a cute brunette and big boobs and glasses:
https://is.gd/3M0XZI
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (Jsjd7)

=========

Pretty sure she voted for McClellan in 64.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

261 Is she trying to be ugly?

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (MVjcR)

262 Dr. Seuss couldn't come up with something looking this bizarre in his fever dreams.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (uGhsv)

263 Also, randomly, off sock.

The media is always in Michigan, I think.

Me, not so much.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (m/zKn)

264 Is she mad
About her fake boobs?
Posted by: InCali
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That looks like an e. e. Cummings comment

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: InCali at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (ov5G+)

265 She looks like...THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!

Posted by: The Media at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (HEsCE)

266 @159

But Myrna Loy was the prettiest of them all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (kkmod)

267 Once heard it's not so much the looks. "Designers" are looking for the "perfect" hangar for their clothes.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (KDSom)

268 What kind of upbringing would Kamala's stepdaughter receive? Hate, Perversion, Tribalism, Gaia church and most damaging of all -- Daddy doesn't love you, not really.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen

Veep Throat probably took her on take your daughter to work day. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (Rvt88)

269 So now ugly is celebrated as stunning.

Reality just got slapped in the face.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (haWye)

270 When a dog eats throw-up and then throws it back up.

Xe looks like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (Bmy3R)

271 she looks like a body in a morgue that a necrophile is going to feel up and then he goes, "nah"
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (0G13K)
++++
Damn. Brutal. "Listen, toots, I'm into corpses and even I wouldn't fuck yours" might be the most debilitating thing someone could ever hear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (Jsjd7)

272 If this is how Kamala dresses her, she probably also makes her sleep in the crawlspace under the house.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (7Tokq)

273 The poor kid was raised by wolves.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (xEIoY)

274 At least in this attire you can't see her unshaved pits.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (m/zKn)

275 238 A light up the room smile can go a long way.
Posted by: Northern lurker
____

For sure!

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Greta Thunberg at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (9vQJW)

276 Honorable Mention from yesterday:

261 She looks like a new puppet that Shari Lewis made out of Nancy Pelosi's saggy, hairy tit

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2021 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (lwpML)

277 Libido for the ugly.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (m/Gc2)

278 227
She looks like Ellen Page's reflection in a Fun House Mirror.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (/u4P4)

hahahaha...that's "Elliot," though.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (puu6v)

279 > Instead of a politically-connected bridge troll with glasses, here's a cute brunette and big boobs and glasses:

Is that a fresh appendectomy scar? Hawt.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (YYlyE)

280
She looks like a half-cooked fried egg that fell on the floor and got eaten by the dog and it gave the dog diarrhea.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (/u4P4)

281 Its like she's going out of her way to look ridiculous and mopey. Its a strange approach for a model
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

No it's completely normal now. Call it the "teen" look. We are being sold something by nefarious forces.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (XNH1E)

282 Holy shit!
And Holy Shit she is 53 with a body and cans like that!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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I'm a bit envious, she's older than me and I don't have a body like that...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (UUBmN)

283 She and some designers are attempting to create a unique appearance, to stand-out and sell clothing. I doubt this effort will be profitable.

Frowning in all of her modeling photos does not seem to me a part of a unique AND successful look.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (AMIL/)

284 Is she trying to be ugly?
Posted by: Weasel
___

Ugly-chic.

No shit, that's what it's called, according to Vogue.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (G3r2q)

285 >>>She looks like a pap smear wearing glasses and boys clothes.

she looks like the spokesmodel for Big Hepatitis

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (0G13K)

286 She could actually be pretty if she wasn't actively trying to look ugly and angry.

A smile works wonders.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2021 01:18 PM

This. Lose the oversized glasses, do something with your hair, slip on a nice dress, and fer cryin' out loud, SMILE!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (m+jkK)

287 I mean, because if she is trying to be unattractive on purpose, she's doing a pretty good job of it.

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (MVjcR)

288 LOL Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (ifmtJ)

289 Why does that pic remind me of Harry Potter?

Posted by: Inogame at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (53oGX)

290 She has the beginnings of a nice moustache.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (LLi/4)

291 The one about Elijah Wood.

OMG YES!

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (m/zKn)

292 She has the face of a rutabaga.

Yeah. This is a woman who, with a lot of effort, daily effort, could elevate herself from a 2 to a 4. That's better. Much better. But we're talking about going from Gong Show Act to a vaguely homely, undesirable person.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (QU5/8)

293 Not joking here, she looks very troubled.

If I knew her in real life I would be trying to help get her into therapy. From the way she expresses herself, I would be unsurprised if she committed suicide.

The fame brought by her new place in life is not helping her.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (5p7BC)

294 @273

Actually, she is a pretty girl who's intentionally making herself ugly.

In the main, we seem to be churning out a generation of mentally defective losers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (kkmod)

295 To be fair she is the spawn of a leftwing family. They are not allowed to look happy.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (cSyAR)

296 273 The poor kid was raised by wolves.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 04, 2021 01:21 PM (xEIoY)

-----

Out: Coyote ugly.
In: Wolverine ugly.

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (lwpML)

297 I mean these days I'm surprised they're giving modeling contracts to an actual women and not a pretend one with a dick

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (J9kO1)

298 But Myrna Loy was the prettiest of them all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (kkmod)

yeah, I guess if you're into pig snouts, she's OK

but I prefer Hedy with a sprinkle of Ava

Posted by: REDACTED at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (nW3Ct)

299 People: Alfred. Lutter.

https://bit.ly/3uQwkI3

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (O+I8R)

300
If her laugh is anything like her stepmother's, she shouldn't do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (mht8P)

301 I do not remember a "Mooch" in The Bad News Bears at all.

Looks a bit like Ogilvie the stat-keeper kid though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (Bmy3R)

302
Ugly-chic.

No shit, that's what it's called, according to Vogue.
Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (G3r2q)
------
Well she nailed the ugly part!

Hi SMH!

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (MVjcR)

303 Maybe Annie Leibovitz will photograph her, too.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (ya129)

304 The phony off key " love beads" look trashy.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (ONvIw)

305 That's the cheesiest "SHOCKING PHOTO" ever printed in a true crime book.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (puu6v)

306 To be fair if xi was hot, then imagine the trap xi'd be.

Posted by: IP at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (pWrfh)

307 Who the heck uses FB anymore?
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)
Everyone I know except me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

I know no one that does. It amazes me that some of the folks here still do even though Zuck is part of the true evil.

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (9VFzC)

308 Are there horns or antennae underneath that beanie?

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (lwpML)

309
It's not that she frowns in photos. That CAN be sexy, after all. She just frowns like a petulant, spoiled brat who thinks the world of herself, and well...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (yFG1M)

310 Is what we're doing considered "ugly backlash"?

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (MVjcR)

311
I do not remember a "Mooch" in The Bad News Bears at all.

Looks a bit like Ogilvie the stat-keeper kid though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

He drove the motorcycle.
Jackie Earl Haley.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (/u4P4)

312 Tanner was the best Bad News Bear.

"A stretcher for his balls?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (Bmy3R)

313 That.....That's what's known as penis repellent....

Posted by: Sua Sponte at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (OPHWo)

314 But Myrna Loy was the prettiest of them all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2021 01:20 PM (kkmod)

yeah, I guess if you're into pig snouts, she's OK

but I prefer Hedy with a sprinkle of Ava

--

Loretta Young
Rita Hayworth

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (O+I8R)

315 She looks like a girl who uglied herself on purpose to make a statement. Too bad, really. She has clear skin and could probably look like a person if that was her goal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Jsjd7)

Yes, with very little effort she could look attractive.

While reading one of Father Robert Spitzer's books recently, he makes the point that to reject beauty is to reject God. After reading his argument supporting that idea, I realized that explained perfectly the modern collectivists' fascination with ugliness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (pJWtt)

316
@74 Lillian Gish was a good looking woman.

I may have told you the story once, sorry. I met her, at a reception when they named a state college film theater after her because she'd begun her stage career a few miles away at a country crossroads. Little bit of a thing, but she still had it. Even at 83, there was a light coming from inside her. Sharp as a tack, looked right through you.

They have now removed her name from the auditorium because she worked for D.W. Griffith.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (zMFmR)

317 Mexico leading the way.

https://bit.ly/34OyzBi

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (YYlyE)

318 I've never been sorry for finding Waldo, until today.

Posted by: Donny Brook at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (819Go)

319
I confess I posted Delilah's win photo on FB. Which was the first time I even logged on in years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (mht8P)

320 Usually you sit like that if you are ashamed of having big boobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (5HBd1)

321 Hey Weasel. : )

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (G3r2q)

322 He drove the motorcycle.
Jackie Earl Haley.

Kelly Leak.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (Bmy3R)

323 302
Ugly-chic.
No shit, that's what it's called, according to Vogue.
Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:22 PM (G3r2q)
------
Well she nailed the ugly part!
Hi SMH!
Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM (MVjcR)

Nailed it with a ten pound hammer from the looks of the damage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (hOUT3)

324 They call her Elle Macfearsome

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (XNH1E)

325 ...and you just know her hygiene habits are suspect.

Posted by: IP at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (pWrfh)

326 316 They have now removed her name from the auditorium because she worked for D.W. Griffith.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (zMFmR)

===========

She was KKK adjacent. Also, she probably never dated a black guy and went to institutions that didn't allow transgender admittance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

327 scoldilocks been through here yet defending her ?

Posted by: chango lot at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (g741k)

328 She's daring you to hate her.

It is working, at least to dull my discomfort of mocking an obvious alcohol syndrome child.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

329 Goth on the inside, Circus clown on the outside.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

330 Wikipedia:

Ella Rose Emhoff (born May 29, 1999) is an American model, artist, and fashion designer.

= the person pictured at the top of this thread

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (ya129)

331 I think a lot of people are seeing the personality behind the physical appearance too.

We project who and what we are in a lot of ways, and she is projecting "stand back" like some polychrome caterpillar. Not just in the cloths, but in the frown, and the stance, and the ugly hair.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (+P4HO)

332 I guess she's wearing a P*ssy Hat with Prison Uniform motif?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (O+I8R)

333
I assume she has to occasionally appear at official functions with her wicked stepmother. I bet they have to rub her down in lye to clean off the grease. Bitch looks like she hasn't had a shower since her mom's boss was veep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (yFG1M)

334 I confess I posted Delilah's win photo on FB. Which was the first time I even logged on in years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (mht8P)

H7, I thought about giving you a hard time, but then I thought Delilah is a good girl and deserves her fame!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (hOUT3)

335
she looks like her Gender Expression is "Meh"

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (0G13K)

336 She wore a lace thing that kinda looked like RBG's lace thing to the inaugural and the media and the Left made her their It girl for a second and some head of some modeling company raised his head from Mount Cocamanjaro on his desk and said "We. Must. Have. Her."

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (m/zKn)

337 Holy shit!
And Holy Shit she is 53 with a body and cans like that!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
----
I'm a bit envious, she's older than me and I don't have a body like that...
Posted by: lin-duh

Hell, most women over 30 would be I assume. And she probably does meth and H and crack on top of being 53...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (/neVK)

338
How ugly is she?

She so ugly it hurt her ancestors!

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (MVjcR)

339 Reminds me of the creature in Adventure Time that was made up of several woman's body parts sewn together like a patchwork quilt.

Posted by: Red and Black at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (DlIbs)

340 You missed one, ace. And it's key because it's realistic.

A tranny.

She looks like a tranny.

And it's on purpose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (nMXLX)

341 she looks like she is waiting for her guest-starring role in "Cat in the Hat, the Musical."

Posted by: shibumi at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (tjZg/)

342 she looks anorexic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oEn12)

343 scoldilocks been through here yet defending her ?
Posted by: chango lot at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM
(g741k)

Greta Thunberg doesn't post here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (k39e/)

344 Who the heck uses FB anymore?
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:09 PM (9VFzC)
Everyone I know except me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

Only people I know are doing it to promote business. That or Insty. My ex apparently still posts like crazy on FB, and so do her friends/acquaintances. All 60-something lefties mostly. At some point she's going to give away a little too much info. Anybody paying attention knows where she lives, and her comings and goings.

I'll leave it up to my friend's imagination as to what I had for lunch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

345 The Wikipedia photo of her makes her considerably more attractive.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (ya129)

346
She looks like the year 2020.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (/u4P4)

347 333
I assume she has to occasionally appear at official functions with her wicked stepmother. I bet they have to rub her down in lye to clean off the grease. Bitch looks like she hasn't had a shower since her mom's boss was veep.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (yFG1M)

"These are donors, sweetheart, I know it is hard, but please try to look them in the eye."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (puu6v)

348 Yeah. This is a woman who, with a lot of effort, daily effort, could elevate herself from a 2 to a 4. That's better. Much better. But we're talking about going from Gong Show Act to a vaguely homely, undesirable person.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 04, 2021 01:23 PM (QU5/

Yeah, I agree.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)

349 314 Louise Brooks, Anita Page, Delores Costello were all beautiful.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (ONvIw)

350 She looks like the year 2020

And.. Threadwinner.

Posted by: IP at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (pWrfh)

351 346
She looks like the year 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (/u4P4)

========

The pants are covid. The shirt is the lockdown. The hot is the ballot box stuffing in PA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

352 Mexico leading the way.

https://bit.ly/34OyzBi
Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (YYlyE)

The Will to Power is more naked down there. It's the heat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (ifmtJ)

353 She looks like a statue of Marc Bolan made out of taffy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (sJHOI)

354 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM (pJWtt)

As I've posited for a while now, beauty is actual tangible proof of God's existence. Which is one of the reasons they are trying to dispense with it.

The other is women have a sexual appeal that kids simply don't. Take a away the sexual appeal of women and you remove a very important line.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (XNH1E)

355 She always felt she was a repulsive woman trapped in an ugly woman's body.

Posted by: Ken at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (ledCy)

356 I saddens me to see a potentially pretty girl uglify herself.
Some of us have to try to look passable.
And she takes pride in looking nasty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (W2Pud)

357 Even the rooms she always seems to be in look like mental illness catchalls.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (O+I8R)

358
At some point she's going to give away a little too much info. Anybody paying attention knows where she lives, and her comings and goings.

I'll leave it up to my friend's imagination as to what I had for lunch.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

--------

Wow. You actually ATE your ex?

*doffs cap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (yFG1M)

359 Hell, most women over 30 would be I assume. And she probably does meth and H and crack on top of being 53...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (/neVK)

Shockingly, she's a Florida woman....

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (m/zKn)

360 Hell, most women over 30 would be I assume. And she probably does meth and H and crack on top of being 53...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:27 PM (/neVK)

I'd be willing to bet she's in her 30's and the media has no freaking clue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (wAnMi)

361 LMAO at Kelly from Teh Bad News Bears

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (/neVK)

362 She looks like the year 2020

And.. Threadwinner.
Posted by: IP

Yep. Glof clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (OCTRt)

363 scoldilocks been through here yet defending her ?
Posted by: chango lot at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM
(g741k)

Greta Thunberg doesn't post here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (G3r2q)

364

Androgynous Barbie

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (9VFzC)

365 She looks like her Grandmother hooked up with a Hodag.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (YYlyE)

366 she looks like courtney love's used tampon.

Posted by: chango lot at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (g741k)

367 hmm, a new jobs report is out and the libs are spinning. Not as bad as last one.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (Ndu4I)

368 She looks like a shell-less snail who ejaculated a colorful substance all over itself.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (LcEaB)

369 If the eyes are windows into the soul, then she is dead because those are dead looking eyes to me.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (HPBG4)

370 Weasels look directly into the eyes of chickens just like that before they pounce.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (puu6v)

371 And damn...silent stunts always surprise me. The running around on the ice while carrying Gish is...it's unsafe. And they just did it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 04, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

Some - very few - close-ups were done in studio. But watch Gish's hand as it trails in the water. That's real. And she left it in so long she got frostbite and had tingling and loss of sensation in that hand for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

372 357 Even the rooms she always seems to be in look like mental illness catchalls.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (O+I8R)

I was thinking the other day. When I was young we had mosh pits, now the kids have safe spaces.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (Y5qcH)

373 This what happens when Waldo doesn't want to be found.

Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (AutUY)

374 Ace is truly a poet

Posted by: In Exile at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (kzzyk)

375 356 And she takes pride in looking nasty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (W2Pud)

I don't see any evidence of pride, there.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:30 PM (ya129)

376 She has the same Greta Thunberg "I fucking hate my parents" look.

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

377 They have now removed her name from the auditorium because she worked for D.W. Griffith.

There's a free museum in SFV which used to display a (the?) old motion picture camera used to film Birth Of A Nation. Bet it's locked away now no explanation or mention.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (fr2Zm)

378 It looks vaguely as if she's trying to pull off a Harley Quinn look.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (cSyAR)

379 she looks like a WNBA mascot

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

380 I saddens me to see a potentially pretty girl uglify herself.
Some of us have to try to look passable.
And she takes pride in looking nasty.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

Makes it easier for the rest of us.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (G3r2q)

381 I'd be willing to bet she's in her 30's and the media has no freaking clue.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (wAnMi)

Heh, that's what I was thinking too. They meant to type 35 not 53.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

382 How can she smile? Has not been catechized. Her Dad divorced her mom and married that hideous harpy Kamala. She has the face of a skinny Garrick Utley.

It sucks to be her.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (xopIz)

383 Brutally honest jokes, threats of Ewok anal penetration, i feel like we're back to the hey day of late 2000s Ace.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (cWgeU)

384 Ella Rose Emhoff (born May 29, 1999) is an American model, artist, and fashion designer.

= the person pictured at the top of this thread
Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (ya129)

Let's parse this out: "model": well, technically true, in the Snopes sense of the word, but only hired for the role because of her political connections.

"artist": dabbler in some sort of artistic pursuit, with zero talent, no doubt praised because of aforementioned political connections

"fashion designer": she ripped and sewed her own jeans so she could look edgy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (ZzTjB)

385 Roadkill has more sex appeal.

Posted by: Red and Black at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (DlIbs)

386 If the eyes are windows into the soul, then she is dead because those are dead looking eyes to me.
Posted by: Beartooth

Doll eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (OCTRt)

387 Orphans of the Storm was a great movie. And it has Dorothy and Lillian.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (Dse6M)

388 379 she looks like a WNBA mascot
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

On fire today, boss.

ON. FIRE.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (m/zKn)

389 380 Momela is VP. She's set for years.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

390 She looks like the model for Hangman

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (XNH1E)

391 I was thinking the other day. When I was young we had mosh pits, now the kids have safe spaces.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

___

Now, young gurls have hairy pits, and young men have pubes on their faces.

Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (G3r2q)

392

re: jobs report

let me guess: "we're turning the corner"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (/u4P4)

393 That shit looks defective

Posted by: Common Tater at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (htrDF)

394 Gah! Kill it with fire!

Posted by: wytshus at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (5wUve)

395 She's 22. Past the typical teenage problems.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (ya129)

396 Mexico leading the way.

https://bit.ly/34OyzBi
Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:25 PM

I was hoping for a healing pic of Yanet Garcia, but no....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (m+jkK)

397 OMG. Tell me that's not the love child of John Lennon and Sandra Bernhardt dressed up as a modern day Sergeant Pepper

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (LcEaB)

398 I saddens me to see a potentially pretty girl uglify herself.

--

Isn't that the hallmark of feminism? Not fixing yourself up to appeal to a {gasp} man?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (O+I8R)

399 AMC CEO caught with no pants on Zoom call.

https://bit.ly/3vTChp2

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (YYlyE)

400 384 her designs are ripped off from 1970s Teen Magazines

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:33 PM (ONvIw)

401 Whatever she looks like and regardless of what her personality is like, she has succeeded in getting people talking about her, so the project was a success.

Put me in the apathetic column.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (m45I2)

402 This look is called "Successfully avoiding the male gaze."

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (m/zKn)

403 This poor child must have been sexually abused by a friend or family member.

It's the only explanation for the clothing and the attitude that scream "I'm not going to let you near enough to me to hurt me ever again"

Underneath the human equivalent of porcupine quills, she looks like a sweet, fragile young thing.

But she isn't going to let anyone get close enough to end out ever again.

It's really sad, and I weep for the little girl lost in there.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

404 Poor thing. Who convinced her to commit to ugly and angry?

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (vjKsY)

405 Post Modern thought in human form.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (j/eW3)

406 Now, young gurls have hairy pits, and young men have pubes on their faces.
Posted by: SMH at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (G3r2q)

That reminds me, my son is growing the most hideous-looking beard. At least he's keeping his hair short and not trying to grow a man bun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

407 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

MP4: Glad to see we haven't managed to completely scare you off the blog...

yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (hOUT3)

408 She looks like Walter Donovan 10 seconds after he drank from the Grail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (nI1Kq)

409 379 she looks like a WNBA mascot
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

You still got it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (puu6v)

410 Here's some lovely eyebleach for those who have looked at that picture a little too long.

https://tinyurl.com/wxh4b68p

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (XNH1E)

411 Somewhere, Joseph is searching furiously for
His technicolor dreamcoat.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (LcEaB)

412 i have not had anything funny to say for years, alas.

I've been in a bad mood since 2012.
Posted by: ace

Maybe it's a tumor.

Posted by: annoying child in that movie at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (vcOmj)

413 > I was hoping for a healing pic of Yanet Garcia, but no....

reddit.com/r/yanetgracia/top/

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (YYlyE)

414 324 They call her Elle Macfearsome
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:26 PM (XNH1E)

Heidi Glum.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (KbCG3)

415 Louise Brooks, Anita Page, Delores Costello were all beautiful.

I'd replace Brooks with Pola Negri. Page and Costello, I could eat with a spoon.

And what I wouldn't do to Priscilla Dean. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (2JVJo)

416 Why do we care about Komalamadingdong's step-daughter?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (CcOog)

417 I'd be willing to bet she's in her 30's and the media has no freaking clue.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:29 PM (wAnMi)

Heh, that's what I was thinking too. They meant to type 35 not 53.
Posted by: Jordan61
----
Well, her face does look 53...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (UUBmN)

418 Money doesn't equal happiness, but:

Her family has homes in Brentwood, Los Angeles; South of Market, San Francisco; and West End, Washington, D.C.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (ya129)

419 The clothes are hideous and the hunched over posture doesn't nothing for her. She's sill better looking than Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (k39e/)

420 She looks like a Dr. Suess character re-imagined by modern day Marvel Comics.

Posted by: Grimmy at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (3MG/9)

421 This poor child must have been sexually abused by a friend or family member.

It's the only explanation for the clothing and the attitude that scream "I'm not going to let you near enough to me to hurt me ever again"

Underneath the human equivalent of porcupine quills, she looks like a sweet, fragile young thing.

But she isn't going to let anyone get close enough to end out ever again.

It's really sad, and I weep for the little girl lost in there.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

I think you nailed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (OCTRt)

422 The picture isn't even on my screen but I still feel like the creepy chick is staring at me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (Y5qcH)

423 Out: pussy hats.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (puu6v)

424 390 She looks like the model for Hangman
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:32 PM (XNH1E)

OMG I'm laughing my ASS off!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (TdMsT)

425 she's the reason why leftys think straight men cuddle with other men

Posted by: REDACTED at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (nW3Ct)

426
she looks like the exact image that Girls Field Hockey is "trying to get away from"

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (0G13K)

427 Isn't "you should smile more" the latest in mansplaining misogyny or something?
Posted by: red speck at June 04, 2021 01:19 PM (gS3OW)

Yes. The Gen Z bartender at my local bar and I were talking and she said "one thing I'm not looking forward to when I'm not wearing this mask anymore is men telling me I should smile more."

So of course I said "you know, you'd look so much more pleasant if you smiled more. Would probably help with your tips!" when I asked for my next drink. She didn't laugh.

So of course she made me wait like 10 minutes for my beer. Still... I mean, cmon. What a ridiculous thing to say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (UPoLF)

428 Meant "does nothing."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (k39e/)

429 She looks like she roofies herself in gay bars and hope to be mistaken for David Hogg.

*drops mic and exits to thunderous moron applause*

Posted by: Desultory joe at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (L9P9s)

430
She looks like george floyd's Fentanyl addiction.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (/u4P4)

431 It's really sad, and I weep for the little girl lost in there.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

You are so nice, T. And not to take away from your beautiful sentiment but she would happily bolt the door on your gulag.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (XNH1E)

432 Well, her face does look 53...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (UUBmN)

Well, meth is a hell of a drug

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (m/zKn)

433 Only people I know are doing it to promote business.

That's all I use it for and to sign up at Shep's. I ignore everything I see on there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (nxdel)

434 > That reminds me, my son is growing the most hideous-looking beard.

You never know what it'll look like until you try.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (YYlyE)

435 They have now removed her name from the auditorium because she worked for D.W. Griffith.

There's a silent film discussion board I visit rarely, because most hardcore silent fans are, at heart, assholes.

A lot of them supported stripping Gish's name. Because we're a stupid country that must pander to the offended.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2021 01:36 PM (2JVJo)

436 The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (xopIz)

437 Steve Buscemi and Shelley Duvalls love child

Posted by: I M Simpleton at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (jQBOW)

438 So the jobs spin is "not as bad as the last one "? Damn Biden is inspirational.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (xEIoY)

439 419 Greta smiles occasionally and is still a teen. I prefer Greta

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (ONvIw)

440 Gilligan, Elton John and John Lennon sperm shake carried to term by Taylor Swift without makeup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (PNtP0)

441 >>>It's really sad, and I weep for the little girl lost in there.

Yes. Perhaps her parents should focus on that.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (ya129)

442 Also, she looks like Waldo after a week long meth bender and a 2nd hand clothing store shopping spree...

Posted by: wytshus at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (5wUve)

443 why are we doing this, again

Posted by: havelhavolim at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (fLpTX)

444 She's modeling for dildo's, isn't she.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (LcEaB)

445 Or hair dye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (PNtP0)

446 Loretta Young
Rita Hayworth
Posted by: Lady in Black

My Dad had a "thing" for Loretta Young. I admit, she was quite pretty. It used to make my Mom roll her eyes whenever they watched something on TV with Loretta Young in it. She used to comment on it well after my Dad had passed away.
My Mom was quite pretty when she was young (before having four kids). But not quite Loretta Young pretty. Heh.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (vcOmj)

447 Well, her face does look 53...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (UUBmN)

Could be, my fuzzy eyes and tiny phone can't make out details...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (wAnMi)

448 Why do I envision hardcore silent film fans as a room full of mimes? Hell it's Friday,I need a drink.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (xEIoY)

449 That reminds me, my son is growing the most hideous-looking beard. At least he's keeping his hair short and not trying to grow a man bun.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

If I could show you pictures of 16 year old me and my "beard," you'd laugh.

But by the time I was in my mid-20's, I could grow a real beard (I keep it short). So... eh, I think most / all guys go through that phase.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (UPoLF)

450 442 Also, she looks like Waldo after a week long meth bender and a 2nd hand clothing store shopping spree...
Posted by: wytshus at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (5wUve)

Honorable mention.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (ya129)

451 Steve Buscemi and Shelley Duvalls love child
Posted by: I M Simpleton at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM (jQBOW)

I'm willing to bet she has better teeth than either of them. But other than that...nailed it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)

452 Could be, my fuzzy eyes and tiny phone can't make out details...
Posted by: clutch cargo
----
Scroll down to the mug shot...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (UUBmN)

453 The Kaboom mascot for gay pride month.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (+P4HO)

454 Not mine, but:

She looks like someone cos-playing all the Seinfeld characters at once.

Posted by: other_joe_mama at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (gcnRJ)

455 'Fraysexuality'- emotionless sex.

Huh, they had to come up with an orientation for that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (PNtP0)

456 Cannot blame Webb Hubbell for this one

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (kUGet)

457 She's the poster child for going back to 56k modems.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (XNH1E)

458 There will come a time when the young missus in the photo will walk in on her step-mother, caught in the act of blowing a foreign dignitary, and you'll see the same expression on her face.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (7Tokq)

459 where is that confounded hot air button ?

Posted by: chango lot at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (g741k)

460 I will say, those kinds of jeans were popular in the 70s.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:40 PM (O+I8R)

461 454 Not mine, but:

She looks like someone cos-playing all the Seinfeld characters at once.
Posted by: other_joe_mama at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (gcnRJ)

What's the deal with models these days? Before, they used to be sex symbols, but now, they're abstinence symbols. Giddyup!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2021 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

462 460 the whole look in 1970-72

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:40 PM (ONvIw)

463 I will say, those kinds of jeans were popular in the 70s.
Posted by: Lady in Black
----
I had jeans like that once.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (UUBmN)

464 From this photo I can see why Vogue chose to not feature Melania when this lovely little flower was waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (+u8v/)

465 456 Cannot blame Webb Hubbell for this one
Posted by: Tofer732 at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (kUGet)

Evidence for that?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (ya129)

466 She looks like someone who will rule over your children and your grandchildren....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (7bRMQ)

467 But by the time I was in my mid-20's, I could grow a real beard (I keep it short). So... eh, I think most / all guys go through that phase.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (UPoLF)

He's 28. And he keeps brushing it out away from his face so it looks like he stuck his nose in an electric socket.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (Ez6QX)

468 She's the poster child for going back to 56k modems.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:39 PM (XNH1E)
++++
Hmmm. 640x480 with limited color depth would work wonders. You might be on to something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

469 Don't sell yourself short, ace. I appreciate your wit, even when it comes from a darker place.

Sort of a l'esprit de l'escalier de l'Guillotine if you will!

(Pardon my French)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (m45I2)

470 416 Why do we care about Komalamadingdong's step-daughter?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 04, 2021 01:35 PM (CcOog)

Ella has no modeling career opportunities without Komalamadingdong being VPOTUS.

Komalamadingdong had no political career without Willie Brown.

Ella needs to send a big Thank You card to Willie, and birthday and Christmas cards to him every year, assuming she has any notion of gratitude.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (AMIL/)

471 It's the smile that makes it.

Posted by: Miklos, oddly unmoved at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (QzkSJ)

472 Trump responds.

Former President Donald Trump lashed out at Facebook Friday after the social media giant announced it would suspend his account for at least two years as it enforces new "protocols to be applied in exceptional cases."

"Facebook's ruling is an insult to the record-setting 75M people, plus many others, who voted for us in the 2020 Rigged Presidential Election," Trump said in a statement. "They shouldn't be allowed to get away with this censoring and silencing, and ultimately, we will win. Our Country can't take this abuse anymore!"

Trump's Facebook and Instagram accounts will remain suspended until Jan. 7, 2023, and be reactivated "if the risk to public safety has receded," according to the company's Vice President of Global Affairs Nick Clegg in a blog post on the corporation's website.

Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (9VFzC)

473 Even with a Veep stepmom, she'll never be a hand model.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (puu6v)

474 >>So of course I said "you know, you'd look so much more pleasant if you smiled more. Would probably help with your tips!" when I asked for my next drink. She didn't laugh.

Heh. The thing is, a smile can change your whole demeaner, even make you feel happier, can even affect your voice (why yes, I have worked in customer service). One should want to smile. I don't know when it became this feminist complaint, but it sounds more like b#tching about people noticing that you're an angry feminist.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

475 She looks like time stopped just as she sat down on the toilet.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (XNH1E)

476 471 It's the smile that makes it.
Posted by: Miklos, oddly unmoved at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm laughing and laughing and laughing.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (ya129)

477 This is what happens when women's soccer meets women's field hockey at a women's basketball match.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (LcEaB)

478 Arsenio Hall wants his fingers back.

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (Be3jb)

479 She looks like she would make an excellent proctologist.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (WFMLs)

480
Oy, vey. DW Griffiths personally renounced his own racist movie. It was genuine. He regretted it.

But the Left can never pass up on someone to hate. Even to the point when, generations later, they tear down a person's name from a building for getting paid to act in his movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (yFG1M)

481 merci, muldoon!

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (0G13K)

482 "Let a smile be your umbrella."

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (ya129)

483 462 460 the whole look in 1970-72
Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:40 PM (ONvIw)

Yep. There's like two or three thousand Dylan pics in the same outfit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (puu6v)

484 469 wit of the staircase of the guillotine? Wow that's dark.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (ONvIw)

485 Sort of a l'esprit de l'escalier de l'Guillotine if you will!

(Pardon my French)
Posted by: Muldoon

Laissez les bons têtes roullez!

Posted by: Zydeco Miklos at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (QzkSJ)

486 >>>She looks like someone cos-playing all the Seinfeld characters at once.

hah, that's a good one!

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2021 01:43 PM (0G13K)

487 Steve Buscemi and Shelley Duvalls love child
Posted by: I M Simpleton at June 04, 2021 01:37 PM

Cod Liver Oyl?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (m+jkK)

488 If Trump could start his own platform, like FB or Twatter, it would be instantaneously popular. Assuming he would be able to having hosting services that wouldn't pull the rug out from under him, I don't know why he wouldn't do it. Millions of us have nowhere to go where we aren't censored. Including him, the real POTUS.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (O+I8R)

489 She went to fashion school.

The mind boggles.

Posted by: legion of boom at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (7wSTB)

490 Looks like the love child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (WFMLs)

491 I mean, I'm used to them lying all the time...but 5.8% unemployment? Did they just shuffle everyone into "no longer looking for work" to make that low number happen?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (Ndu4I)

492
Hmmm. 640x480 with limited color depth would work wonders. You might be on to something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)

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8-bit Nintendo graphics would - maybe - do her justice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:44 PM (yFG1M)

493 Arsenio Hall wants his fingers back.

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LOL. Imagine that being your TV legacy. Your long, banana fingers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (O+I8R)

494 But by the time I was in my mid-20's, I could grow a real beard (I keep it short). So... eh, I think most / all guys go through that phase.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:38 PM (UPoLF)

He's 28. And he keeps brushing it out away from his face so it looks like he stuck his nose in an electric socket.
Posted by: Jordan61
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LOL!!!
My son is 14 and is growing his hair out long. It looks lanky and greasy all the time. He got together with 3 of his friends and I took a picture. They look like a bad 70's hair band but not as skinny...sheesh!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (UUBmN)

495 Maybe PDT could guestblog at Ace's.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (ya129)

496 He's 28. And he keeps brushing it out away from his face so it looks like he stuck his nose in an electric socket.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 04, 2021 01:41 PM (Ez6QX)

Ah. Well, may be time for him to accept that he does not have the beard growing gene.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (UPoLF)

497 Heh. The thing is, a smile can change your whole demeaner, even make you feel happier, can even affect your voice (why yes, I have worked in customer service). One should want to smile. I don't know when it became this feminist complaint, but it sounds more like b#tching about people noticing that you're an angry feminist.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

Oh god, I'm having flash back to my first inside sales job. "The customer can hear if you're smiling over the phone. ALWAYS SMILE!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (UPoLF)

498 when your great grandma was a Jamaican slave owner and you still look whiter than a ream of paper.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (Ndu4I)

499 Posted by: artisanal ette at June 04, 2021 01:24 PM

And don't think I didn't notice that.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (m+jkK)

500 She looks like a late season Star Trek alien, when the budget is spent and you just go with "whatever."

Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (Ojki1)

501 She looks like the get from a backstage gang rape of David Hogg by The Black Crowes.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (iwLQn)

502 She went to fashion school.

The mind boggles.

Posted by: legion of boom

Did she pass? Was she expelled?
Was she there as an example of what NOT to look like?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (vcOmj)

503 Well Chelsea and Amy Carter,

This should make you happy that this "model" has taken on the mantel of the most gangly looking VEEP daughter.

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (+u8v/)

504 I had a sister in law who went to FIT (NY fashion school.)

I just have to tell this story since it popped into my brain. I had to pick her up at the airport once and spent an hour waiting for her. She was told to get off the plane and not leave the gate, as I would meet her there. Well, she stayed on the jetway for an hour.

True story.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (+P4HO)

505 >>Cod Liver Oyl?

Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2021 01:47 PM (iwLQn)

506 What's her name does whatever city.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 04, 2021 01:47 PM (VgIeo)

507 her facial expression is "tfw you firebomb a NYC police car and the bar association sent you a notice of a disciplinary hearing"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:47 PM (Ndu4I)

508 wit of the staircase of the guillotine? Wow that's dark.

*****

I was hoping for a French equivalent for gallows humor.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:47 PM (m45I2)

509 My son is 14 and is growing his hair out long. It looks lanky and greasy all the time. He got together with 3 of his friends and I took a picture. They look like a bad 70's hair band but not as skinny...sheesh!
Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:45 PM (UUBmN)

I grew up in the buzzed hair / beard era, but I can relate.

I mean, whatever, at least he's not getting tattoos like most of my generation was in to. I remember my dad bitching about all the guys getting piercings and dying their hair when I was a kid.

That is way preferable then having people permanently doodle all over your body. At least you can take out the earrings and cut your hair. Getting rid of tattoo's is nowhere near as easy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 04, 2021 01:48 PM (UPoLF)

510 Underneath the human equivalent of porcupine quills, she looks like a sweet, fragile young thing.

But she isn't going to let anyone get close enough to end out ever again.

It's really sad, and I weep for the little girl lost in there.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 04, 2021 01:34 PM (SRRAx)

Wow...

I thought Fen was nice. TiFW you moved into the pantheon of niceness with the above opinion.

I'm not nice...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 04, 2021 01:48 PM (BgMrQ)

511 Getting rid of tattoo's is nowhere near as easy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Hot.Iron.Slapped.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos, dermatologist for All Modalities at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (QzkSJ)

512 Was she there as an example of what NOT to look like?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM

True story. A buddy of mine has 3 older sisters. All 3 of them appeared on What Not To Wear.

Fortunately, it took.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (m+jkK)

513 C'mon man. With a face like that, she has nothing to be happy about.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (xopIz)

514 I'm not nice...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 04, 2021 01:48 PM (BgMrQ)

Yup.

All I see is: "Asshole."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (6FeV1)

515 510 I think she looks entitled and bitchy.

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (ONvIw)

516 FUCK Arsenio Hall, bought Rudy Valee's hilltop home and tore it down, walked away when he found out he couldn't land a helicopter there.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (fr2Zm)

517 Primary Weapons Systems (PWS) MK111 11.85" barrel 223 Wylde; $1300; https://bit.ly/34O9iqF

Posted by: bonhomme at June 04, 2021 01:50 PM (YYlyE)

518 Pulling that hat down over her face would be an improvement

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2021 01:50 PM (Zmnko)

519 Getting rid of tattoo's is nowhere near as easy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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I know, the laser hurts like a MF'er!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 04, 2021 01:50 PM (UUBmN)

520 She looks like an AOS commenter waiting for a new thread.

Posted by: I mean at June 04, 2021 01:50 PM (LDX7T)

521 >>FUCK Arsenio Hall, bought Rudy Valee's hilltop home and tore it down, walked away when he found out he couldn't land a helicopter there.

Bullshit. You can land a helicopter anywhere.

Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 04, 2021 01:50 PM (iwLQn)

522 500 She looks like a late season Star Trek alien, when the budget is spent and you just go with "whatever."
Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (Ojki1)

"Yeah, they look human, but they're still aliens, they're just, like, dicks, or whatever."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (6FeV1)

523 507 her facial expression is "tfw you firebomb a NYC police car and the bar association sent you a notice of a disciplinary hearing"
Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:47 PM (Ndu4I)

I get that reference!

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (m/zKn)

524
I think she looks entitled and bitchy.
Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:49 PM (ONvIw)

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Yup. She looks like a bitch, for sure. That's "active bitch face."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (yFG1M)

525 believe it or not...

NOOD!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (BgMrQ)

526 She looks like one of those Antifa arrestees.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (O+I8R)

527 500 She looks like a late season Star Trek alien, when the budget is spent and you just go with "whatever."
Posted by: Bete at June 04, 2021 01:46 PM (Ojki1)

hahahaha; good one

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (ya129)

528 she looks like the Lumineers' Interpretive Frowner

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (Ndu4I)

529 Staircase with of the guillotine?

You think of what you should have said after your head is chopped off?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (xopIz)

530 519 she should laser the cow tattoo

Posted by: CN at June 04, 2021 01:51 PM (ONvIw)

531

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2021 01:52 PM (K2SnJ)

532 you know, like how the Mighty Mighty Bosstones has a band member whose sole job is interpretive dancer? hello?

whatever, I like that one.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 04, 2021 01:52 PM (Ndu4I)

533 I'm getting kind of an Ally Sheedy Breakfast Club vibe, only they served ugly pills and emetics at the Breakfast Club

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2021 01:52 PM (FJYfm)

534 So you're driving through Detroit after midnight and you start thinking "you know I looked up the state laws and stuff but what are the city laws" and you have an AR15 and a few handguns in the trunk.

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2021 01:52 PM (m/zKn)

535 Amy Carter had a little twinkle in her eyes and could look really happy and delighted. She was just at awkward age.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2021 01:53 PM (ya129)

536 If Lois Lane had looked like that,Superman would have had sex with Kryptonite.

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2021 01:53 PM (arJlL)

537 >>Oh god, I'm having flash back to my first inside sales job. "The customer can hear if you're smiling over the phone. ALWAYS SMILE!"

Heh, YES!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2021 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

538 Commenters leave the thread like caddies leaving the pool when the Baby Ruth is spotted!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:53 PM (m45I2)

539 If I am a modeling agency I am calling big time designers saying "Hey I will dress her in your competitors line of clothing and take pictures for 500,000.00."

Easy Money.

Posted by: Picric at June 04, 2021 01:54 PM (6Mn+5)

540 538 Commenters leave the thread like caddies leaving the pool when the Baby Ruth is spotted!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 04, 2021 01:53 PM (m45I2)

DOODYYYYYY

Posted by: Spaulding Smails at June 04, 2021 01:54 PM (BgMrQ)

541 The saddest thing is, she could be attractive. There's nothing wrong with the bone structure of her face or her build. But I'd also guess, based on the zero affect face, that she's suffering from clinical depression. Of course, she has to deal with Kamela, so of course.

Posted by: EndOfPatience at June 04, 2021 01:55 PM (yxCS7)

542 Preparing for role in TV "Where's Waldo"

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

543 She looks like she is auditioning for the live action version of Tim Burton's, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Posted by: Thesherman at June 04, 2021 01:59 PM (2aCVC)

544 You know when your erection does not recede 4 hours after taking Viagra and you are supposed to seek medical attention?

This is the picture they show you to cure that.

Posted by: Thesherman at June 04, 2021 02:04 PM (2aCVC)

545 remember that Star Trek episode where the woman explained she crashed on a planet and the aliens mended her injuries but had no idea what a human was supposed to look like? She ended up all distorted looking.

Posted by: buck fiden at June 04, 2021 02:04 PM (EJ2Rs)

546 She's looks like the most unhittable thing since Hillary Clinton...although I'd still sniff her hair

Posted by: President NPC at June 04, 2021 02:07 PM (FPuSC)

547 Needs a blind date

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2021 02:08 PM (arJlL)

548 Even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff her hair.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 04, 2021 02:10 PM (Kf5r9)

549 Time for Waldo to go back into hiding.

Posted by: Ron at June 04, 2021 02:13 PM (pOrFv)

550 Can we sue this thing for making us look bad?

Posted by: Checkerboards and Stripes at June 04, 2021 02:13 PM (mNhhD)

551 A transgender woman's studies student demonstrating man-spreading?

Posted by: Lanrick at June 04, 2021 02:13 PM (Y0DyO)

552 She looks like the bastard child of Edward Scissorhands and Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: leber at June 04, 2021 02:15 PM (+og+2)

553 I feel sorry for the kid. She was whupped with an ugly stick at birth--and never got over it. Now she's had Kackling Kock Sucking Kamala foisted on her as step mom.

Sometimes a kid just can't catch a break.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 04, 2021 02:27 PM (NVDjf)

554
Jeebus, ace, why do you hate us so?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2021 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

555 Late to the thread but "Sorry Hon, you don't scare me"

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2021 02:31 PM (UO32H)

556 Until today, I had no idea that Harris had a step-daughter. Guess, I'm out of touch. Still, I have to feel sorry for the kid. She didn't pick her step-mom, and to be plunged into the media cesspool like she's been cannot be good for anyone's sanity. I don't think she's ugly, just not very attractive - in other words, normal. She looks like she would benefit from a few square meals, and a few months in a cabin with some good books and no internet.

Posted by: Nemo at June 04, 2021 02:37 PM (S6ArX)

557 I feel sorry for anyone who bought into progtard philosophy. I may still have utter contempt for them; but they're all headed to hell unless they repent.

Posted by: setnaffa at June 04, 2021 02:38 PM (UtmPT)

558 She looks like a Where's Waldo? doll you ordered from Wish

Posted by: Unclefacts at June 04, 2021 02:56 PM (ihUzW)

559 He looks like a kid I fired years ago. Same empty expression.

Posted by: windbag at June 04, 2021 03:08 PM (bwaRk)

560 I wet myself laughing. Prime work, Ace.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at June 04, 2021 03:17 PM (9crPk)

561 Waldo blending into Venice Beach

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 04, 2021 03:25 PM (ts6Zs)

562 She influenced my lunch right into the latrine. Thanks, $12.50 literally down the drain.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 04, 2021 03:28 PM (ts6Zs)

563 She looks like she was born with a dick - that didn't work.

Posted by: Jbspry at June 04, 2021 03:32 PM (ATe9j)

564 She looks like a rejected Dr Seuss book: "The Cat In The Pussy Hat".

Posted by: Jbspry at June 04, 2021 03:34 PM (ATe9j)

565 She looks like a teen Roger Daltrey right after a Pete Townsend molestation.

Posted by: mc at June 04, 2021 04:19 PM (arTnq)

566 She looks like her smile could wilt flowers, make children cry, and frighten your dog away.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 04, 2021 04:51 PM (cGlgB)

567 Reminds me of Jon from Garfield dressed as a Daisy

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 04, 2021 05:16 PM (FLiOE)

568 She's a plain girl with no sense of style. It seems almost cruel to rub her nose in it. Or would be if she hadn't been given a 'modeling' contract.

Lewis Amselem offered some years ago (after a number of diplomatic postings to Latin America) that the Whitewater scandal was a particular instance of a general phenomenon well-understood in the Foreign Service: the function of the First Lady is to launder the bribes. Being inventive, our corruptocrat class has extended that operation to publishing firms and now modeling firms.

Posted by: Art Deco at June 05, 2021 06:15 AM (1BrBu)

569 A Jew

Posted by: JimmyCrackCorn at June 05, 2021 12:33 PM (GP97J)

570 The one thing Harris' step-daughter looks like is
Harris' step-son.

Posted by: Figaro86 at June 07, 2021 10:00 AM (npm10)

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