Former CNN Ethics Executive: Chris Cuomo Didn't Violate CNN's Ethics Standards Because CNN Has No Ethics Standards

No seriously, he meant that, but he means in it in the sense that CNN simply doesn't have any formal ethics standards. Everything is loosey-goosey and picky-choosy.

Which, I would add, permits the network to behave in the most extraordinarly biased manner.

I long argued that all media organizations must adopt a clear, written rule as to when the party of a politician caught in a scandal must be reported -- and in what paragraph.

Such a rule would stop media companies from playing Guess That Party when it's a Democrat, omitting the party affiliation completely, or burying it in paragraph 22.

But media companies have all refused to adopt such a simple rule.

For a very simple reason: They want maximum latitude for biased reporting.

They want the freedom to put the party affiliation right in the headline if the scandal-plagued pol is a Republican, and the freedom to omit it from the article altogether if it's a Democrat.

Rules limit discretion and "news discretion" is the straw that stirs the drink of media bias.

And of course that's the real reason CNN has not written any code of ethics on reporting.

They want to empower the Fredos, the Don LeMons, the Taters, the Prison Lips, and the Tappers to really explore the studio space of bias and conflict of interest.

Current and former employees have criticized the host of "Cuomo Prime Time" for the transgression, but a retired CNN ethics executive says the lack of clear cut policies are largely to blame.
"You won't see any rules that are etched in stone so that a violation could be a firing offense," said Steve Holmes, who retired from CNN in 2019 after working at the network for more than a decade.

"And I think you see sort of the results. I mean the Chris Cuomo thing, they can't say that he's violated any written policies because there aren't any, period," said Holmes, who reported to the executive vice president of news standards and practices when he was at CNN.

The media can't have any real conflict-of-interest standards -- half of them are very literally in bed with Democrat officials. They're either married to them or ****ing them on the side.

The rising tide of criticism from outside of CNN has even pressured Corporate Tools Tater and Tapper to raise questions about CNN's policies and Fredo's behavior.

"If Chris Cuomo wants to call into strategy sessions with his brother's aides, shouldn't he take a leave of absence from CNN?" Stelter asked.

Even a Potato now feels pressured by other media scumbags to admit this is a problem -- which CNN head honcho Jeff Zucker (himself no stranger to waking up in the potato bin at the supermarket!) continues to deny.

Zucker says that there's no point in issuing even a slap on the wrist to Fredo.

The former CNN ethics executive disagrees:

A slap on the wrist is better than nothing, Holmes said, and would serve as an acknowledgement that ethics matters to the network.
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"For them to sort of just shrug their shoulders and slough it off is just to me like, 'Hold on people, don't you see how this looks?'" Holmes said.
"They could do that and take the criticism that it's too lenient," he said. "But what do they do when they don't do anything? What kind of signals does it send that you don't do anything?"

In a way, I'm on Zucker's and Fredo's side here.

The truth is that all mainstream media scumbags are working for the Democrat Party, and/or in literal bed with them.

Holmes is basically arguing for a regime of deceit in which the media goes through completely meaningless and insincere steps to prove a falsehood, that they have ethics and that they are professional journalists rather than Democrat Party plants.

I prefer the straight-up reveling in corruption of Zucker and Fredo.

Now, I'd rather an honest media, of course.

But we have not had that for decades and we will never have that.

So between the two remaining options, I prefer blatant, unapologetic, open corruption to the fakey-fake pretense of having any separation whatsoever from the DNC and the advocacy groups and pressure groups of the extreme left.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM

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1 Ethics

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2021 03:20 PM (uqZ3d)

2 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2021 03:20 PM (8D42x)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 02, 2021 03:20 PM (OBznz)

4 I don't GAF about CNN. Judging by their ratings, neither does anyone else.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 02, 2021 03:21 PM (prSvo)

5 We run into similar issues with our little small-town government.

City Manager is an unethical SOB. A resident put in a Public Info Request for the city code of conduct. Request came back "empty-set." There is no code of conduct.

Amok amok amok.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:22 PM (RQDhf)

6 They want the freedom to put the party affiliation right in the headline if the scandal-plagued pol is a Republican, and the freedom to omit it from the article altogether if it's a Democrat.
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While true, this still sidesteps the fact that we are being ruled by a single party and this other stuff is mostly tiddlywinks for the suckers. I mean I am so over R good, D bad. They all stink like fish on ice and would see us hang.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2021 03:23 PM (uqZ3d)

7 Now, I'd rather an honest media, of course.

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If they're not going to be honest in their reporting, at least let them be honest in their biases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 02, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

8 CNN doesn't have ethics, just like Democrats don't have to obey laws.

As long as we accept we are the underclass and subject to a whole other set of rules, laws and regulations, all will be well.

Posted by: shibumi at June 02, 2021 03:23 PM (tjZg/)

9 Headline has a point. Kind of hypocritical for a brothel to kick out a whore for indecency.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 02, 2021 03:23 PM (z5Vrg)

10 Ha! Lubbock bans abortions in city.
PP sues.
Judge dismisses case for lack of standing.

Posted by: DanMan at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (aUOqu)

11 and me with my shocked face at the dry cleaners. Curse the luck.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (rdbLX)

12 Does CNN cover womens pole vault? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (CAP2d)

13 Hey CNN. Even I have a code. You can borrow it.

Posted by: Satan at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (Ti+Tv)

14 Who cares what happens on that shit show network?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (UuD2k)

15
You all do know that it's only a matter of months until these Fake News tv channels start offering their own version OnlyFans sites wherein their on-air "talent" will be sharing their opinions naked, on the toilet, etc. for their paying subscribers, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (/VHKu)

16 Even a Potato now feels pressured by other media scumbags to admit this is a problem --

I have spent five minutes trying to come up with a 'potato' joke and could only come up with some lame riff on a SlapChop.

This is why Ace gets the big bucks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

17 Tater status - boiled

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2021 03:25 PM (gmo/4)

18 Not even an unscheduled "scheduled vacation" as punishment.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 02, 2021 03:25 PM (axzDP)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2021 03:25 PM (arJlL)

20 This comes as no surprise

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2021 03:26 PM (EWcC1)

21 15
You all do know that it's only a matter of months until these Fake News tv channels start offering their own version OnlyFans sites wherein their on-air "talent" will be sharing their opinions naked, on the toilet, etc. for their paying subscribers, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (/VHKu)

Sounds like they'll be running the CNN Stelter show in the cabins on the next Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2021 03:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

22 The media can't have any real conflict-of-interest standards -- half of them are very literally in bed with Democrat officials. They're either married to them or ****ing them on the side.
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Remember GamerGate? This is how GamerGate started. People noticed that some members of industry press were giving out top marks to objectively shitty games written by women and wondered why. They dug into. Aggressively. What did they learn?

They learned that a lot of games journalists were literally fucking the developers of games that they then gave extremely favorable reviews. The consumers of the industry press - that is, gamers - objected mightily and demanded disclosure. That's all. They demanded to know whether a journalist had a potential conflict of interest - you know, just like *used* to be normal in all press outlets?

The games journals and the reporters and the developers hit back about "misogyny" and started a war over it, but the whole kerfuffle started over exactly what you're calling out here: undisclosed conflicts of interest that reduced the reliability of the work product.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (Jsjd7)

23 Hmm, where did I put my shocked face? Under the bed, in the closet? Oh I'm kidding, I no longer have a shocked face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (nxdel)

24 The Press is the enemy of the People.

Propaganda pimps, one and all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (V6f9+)

25 thathalfrican - The One

Did your trip to the ER have a happy ending?

Well, not "that" happy ending. But the outcome was healthy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (u82oZ)

26 James "Drapes" Comey > Chris Cuomo

Posted by: Has More Ethics Than at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (KR/Q/)

27 Scumbags are by nature unethical, so those assholes are just being honest.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (jvt6t)

28
Sandy Cortez already has millions of "fans" on the internet. She'd easily make $1M/month with a pay site.
She knows this. Believe me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:28 PM (/VHKu)

29 They're either married to them or ****ing them on the side.

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chonking?

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:28 PM (qF/69)

30 ShainS

deep frying?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:29 PM (u82oZ)

31 29 They're either married to them or ****ing them on the side.

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chonking?
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:28 PM (qF/69)

The judges will accept that.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2021 03:29 PM (jvt6t)

32
I predicted that "prince" shithead and his shithead wife would eventually have a candid website to make $$. I'll bet my house on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:29 PM (/VHKu)

33 I predicted that "prince" shithead and his shithead wife

You will have to be more specific.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (rdbLX)

34 O/T So, my art prints that I accidentally ordered from a Chinese outfit are finally on these shores and going to US customs. I expect that I will actually get it in like six weeks or something.

But here's an oddity: it's going through customs at Kennedy airport. Which is in New York. After coming from China. On a plane that left *eight* days ago.

In what world does this make sense???

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (Jsjd7)

35 After he retired I was at a library night in my town where John Chancellor gave a talk. He used to be a TV news anchor (dead now I think). Anyway, he yammered on and on about "standards and practices are the heart of the mission" and viewers "trust us for good reason" and yada, yada, yada. Sounded like BS then and now it's sounds silly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (slRSK)

36 I predicted that "prince" shithead and his shithead wife would eventually have a candid website to make $$. I'll bet my house on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:29 PM (/VHKu)

Premium PronHub......The Prince Is In

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (jvt6t)

37 Hmm, where did I put my shocked face? Under the bed, in the closet? Oh I'm kidding, I no longer have a shocked face.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 03:27 PM (nxdel)

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Heh. I have found myself frequently referencing and linking to the old E*Trade deep-faked baby commercials. "I want to show you something. This, this is my shocked-face. *WHAAAA!?*"

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:31 PM (RQDhf)

38 136 wins the sidebar pole vaulting championship.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2021 03:31 PM (KnJdm)

39 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The saga continues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:31 PM (u82oZ)

40 This hot brunette with a big smile and a small shirt is much better than either Cuomo, but is wildly better than Andrew "Nips" Cuomo:
https://is.gd/mwyyz8

Conflict of interest disclosure: the author like pretty girls but really, seriously hates the Cuomos at levels both rational/reasonable and visceral.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

41 Kudos CNN!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 02, 2021 03:32 PM (Tnijr)

42 If you don't have any specific written policies about this kind of thing it's because you intentionally don't want to have them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2021 03:33 PM (JUOKG)

43 And now for the latest piss on my leg and tell me it's raining news!

Posted by: dartist at June 02, 2021 03:33 PM (+ya+t)

44 Immigrant Heritage Month, eh?

The Czechs like beer and hate with a red hot sun commies, so yes I will be celebrating those things all month.

And CNN can suck my cisnormal balls of fire.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (haWye)

45
Believe me, the "sex tape" for harry and princess shithead will soon be released.

Those two will thoroughly embarrass the "royal family" before the year is done.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (/VHKu)

46 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

JoeNN, the most trusted name in spurious, tenuously on topic internet babe postings.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

47 HAHAHA. USPS just got my package inbound to customs and they claim it is expected to be delivered tomorrow. If this turns out to be anything but a work of fiction, I'll put a post up here recanting my preemptive abuse of the USPS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

48 "And I think you see sort of the results. I mean the Chris Cuomo thing, they can't say that he's violated any written policies because there aren't any, period," said Holmes, who reported to the executive vice president of news standards and practices when he was at CNN.
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What did "the executive vice president of news standards and practices" do all day if they have no standards? What a cushy job.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (xqRaG)

49 In what world does this make sense???
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (Jsjd7)
.......

Relax. Post another pic.
*wink*

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

50 Why are we concerned about the lack of CNN ethics? We've known this since the Iraq war. Now if they were a news company, that would be different.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (HPBG4)

51 It's funny because CNN has assigned themselves to be the Fox News channel fact-and-ethics checkers in chief.

Sure, blow this Cuomo thing off if you like, but then also BTFO with your stupid media ethics hall monitor stuff from Stelter, Oliver Darcy and the rest.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

52 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Those pierced nipples! I want to comfort her with healing kisses. As I return her to her natural glory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

53 You all do know that it's only a matter of months until these Fake News tv channels start offering their own version OnlyFans sites wherein their on-air "talent" will be sharing their opinions naked, on the toilet, etc. for their paying subscribers, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:24 PM (/VHKu)

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I've just assumed that they've already been doing this for years now.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (qF/69)

54 16 Even a Potato now feels pressured by other media scumbags to admit this is a problem --

I have spent five minutes trying to come up with a 'potato' joke and could only come up with some lame riff on a SlapChop.

This is why Ace gets the big bucks.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

*ponders* Ok, here goes.
Q: "VP Harris, what kind of potato would you be?"
"A: Idaho!"

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

55 Ya know... without the wonderfully corrupt media the wonderfully corrupt leftist democrats would cease to be a major problem. Still a problem, but one without a major mouthpiece. Sometimes I think the solution is the remove the media from the equation. Permanently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (3H9h1)

56 Those pierced nipples! I want to comfort her with healing kisses. As I return her to her natural glory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

You're going to remove her implants?

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

57 I preferred the media when one paper in town was democrat and the other Republican

Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (hTTlF)

58
Everyone forgets when chris cuomo faked getting the chinese flu, and then purposely exposed his naked body on his wife's internet thing, and then his wife was "accidentally" naked, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (/VHKu)

59 >>Why are we concerned about the lack of CNN ethics?

ALINSKY #4

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (bDqIh)

60 Remember GamerGate? This is how GamerGate started. People noticed that some members of industry press were giving out top marks to objectively shitty games written by women and wondered why. They dug into. Aggressively. What did they learn?

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I wondered why everybody loved Flappy Bird so much...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (RQDhf)

61 One of the protections against the media being used for propaganda was the provisions for representative republic styled democracy in the constitution. In short, a direct democracy, the type of governance the left dreams of, is simply mob rule, and mobs are easy to influence and set upon resisting individuals by using corrupted, paid for communications - like the American press.

Even the founders detested the press, and the more they detested it the more they knew that straight democracy was a poor answer to the question of 'from whence freedom?' I think at some point they realized that the Press will never be free...it will always be bought and paid for by tyrants and thugs, subservient to who ever gave them their due - be that treasure or an unelected veto over American governance.

Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (5iUNf)

62 OT Ruh-Roh:

Remember Hunter Biden saying he "had no recollection" of the woman he impregnated who later sued him for paternity?

Prepare yourself for a shock. He lied.

Emails show that she worked for Rosemont Seneca, Biden's law firm, when she got pregnant. Biden made sure she was kicked off company health care. She sent many emails to him asking for help, which he ignored.

So "no recollection" just won't wash.

http://bitly.ws/dKpt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2021 03:37 PM (sWM8x)

63 Martini Farmer

The media is the schwerpunkt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:37 PM (u82oZ)

64 Ya know... without the wonderfully corrupt media the wonderfully corrupt leftist democrats would cease to be a major problem. Still a problem, but one without a major mouthpiece. Sometimes I think the solution is the remove the media from the equation. Permanently.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (3H9h1)
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I constantly vacillate on who's actually in charge. Is the Press setting the agenda, or is the Party? Does it change over time? I can never really get a handle on it. I strongly suspect that they're perfectly symbiotic* in their parasitic presence in the national body.

* In two groups. There is the State/Media complex and the Party/Media complex. I think that the NYT is the State outlet (like Soviet Izvestia) and the WaPo is the Party outlet (like the Soviet Pravda). Where they disagree is where the tension is between State and Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

65 I wondered why everybody loved Flappy Bird so much...
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:36 PM (RQDhf)

Depression Quest - 10/10, best-est game of all time!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (uGhsv)

66
I'd argue that there has never been an unbiased media. For most of our history, journalism was an exercise in partisan attacks from all quarters.

Then, after the Left fully conquered the news business and all other voices were silenced, it attempted to dress up its partisan rhetoric in the trappings of an "objectivity" that never existed before, and hasn't since.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (yFG1M)

67 Remember al gore and his 'no controlling legal authority '?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (iTXRQ)

68 Nice thread to follow the earlier comment about MessNBC having a chyron saying Texas Two Step with a photo of Abbott. Stay classy, bitches.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (y7DUB)

69 At this point, I think Bill Maher has more credibility then any "leftist" news. Oddly enough, they're all rich.

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (ora+Q)

70 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (u82oZ)
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Thus her presence on a Cuomo thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

71 You know who else had no ethics standards?

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (qF/69)

72 >>I have spent five minutes trying to come up with a 'potato' joke and could only come up with some lame riff on a SlapChop.

Even Tater admits this is gratin-uous flouting of CNN's conflict of interest avoidance policy.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

73 So "no recollection" just won't wash.

...

Tee hee!

Posted by: MSM at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (JC9T5)

74 If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (kGVDV)

75 I'd argue that there has never been an unbiased media. For most of our history, journalism was an exercise in partisan attacks from all quarters.

Then, after the Left fully conquered the news business and all other voices were silenced, it attempted to dress up its partisan rhetoric in the trappings of an "objectivity" that never existed before, and hasn't since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (yFG1M)
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Yeah. The "we're objective" thing really got started in the middle of the last century to hide the fact that there was little diversity in the press organizations (they were all in on one side).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

76 The current ethics executive is kaput.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2021 03:40 PM (K3B2k)

77 *ponders* Ok, here goes.
Q: "VP Harris, what kind of potato would you be?"
"A: Idaho!"

Thank you, I'll be here all week!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

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Q: "And how about you, Mister President?"
A: *Biden gets distracted by a grade-schooler in the audience* ...fingerling...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:40 PM (RQDhf)

78 The current ethics executive is kaput.

That's disconcerting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2021 03:40 PM (rdbLX)

79 These amoral atalent hacks are all rich. If Tater earns $1 million, I don't care what professional athletes earn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 02, 2021 03:41 PM (cSyAR)

80 75 Yeah. The "we're objective" thing really got started in the middle of the last century to hide the fact that there was little diversity in the press organizations (they were all in on one side).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

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I think it was a necessity stemming from broadcast licenses granted by the government for the big three networks. If they had come out as ranting leftist, the government would have pulled their licenses, so the myth of the objective media was born.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 02, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

81 "And I think you see sort of the results. I mean the Chris Cuomo thing, they can't say that he's violated any written policies because there aren't any, period," said Holmes, who reported to the executive vice president of news standards and practices when he was at CNN.
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That's gotta be a great gig if you can get it. Being in charge of standards and practices when there are no standards must mean you just beat off at your desk all day (although this *is* CNN, so he might have been raping interns).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

82 Agree 100%, Ace.

Posted by: John Cocktoastin at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (FzhYM)

83 >>Q: "And how about you, Mister President?"
A: *Biden gets distracted by a grade-schooler in the audience* ...fingerling...

When he gets around the kindergarteners, he's all pommes!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (bDqIh)

84 I think it was a necessity stemming from broadcast licenses granted by the government for the big three networks. If they had come out as ranting leftist, the government would have pulled their licenses, so the myth of the objective media was born.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 02, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
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That's a thought, yeah. Before the symbiotic mutual capture was finished, that might have been a risk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (Jsjd7)

85 " If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it."

LOL. I loved him

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (gLRfa)

86 Depression Quest - 10/10, best-est game of all time!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 03:38 PM (uGhsv)

Closely followed by Sammich-Sim, 2018.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2021 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

87 OT Ruh-Roh:

Remember Hunter Biden saying he "had no recollection" of the woman he impregnated who later sued him for paternity?

Prepare yourself for a shock. He lied.

As someone one twitter put it:

"Hire hot stripper assistant, knock her up, throw her out on her ass, try to get out of paying child support by saying you can't leave your luxury art studio, tell everyone you don't remember any of it because of crack.

I mean. Tucker Max just looks like a little bitch now."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 02, 2021 03:43 PM (jOcSX)

88 85 " If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it."

LOL. I loved him
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (gLRfa)

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He'll always be the Baron Harkonnen to me (from the SciFi miniseries version of Dune).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 02, 2021 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

89 Tuber, or not tuber. That is the question.
Whether tis nobler to endure the peelers and mashers of outrageous fortune, or to face the sea of bubbling frying oil,

And by diving in, end them.

Posted by: Spamlet at June 02, 2021 03:44 PM (Bmy3R)

90 How is Don Blankenship's $12 BILLION defamation suit coming along?

Falsely saying he was a "felon" has been determined by the judge to be per se defamation.

Nick Sandmann was small potatoes, but Blankenship is the former chairman of Massey Energy. His case is Big Buck$.

He has a booklet, An American Political Prisoner https://tinyurl.com/3k372y9e

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (EMi53)

91 As someone one twitter put it:

"Hire hot stripper assistant, knock her up, throw her out on her ass, try to get out of paying child support by saying you can't leave your luxury art studio, tell everyone you don't remember any of it because of crack.

I mean. Tucker Max just looks like a little bitch now."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 02, 2021 03:43 PM (jOcSX)
++++
And do all of that during your free time when you're *not* selling out your country on behalf of your crime family, laundering money and gaining ever increasing access.

The Bidens are a national humiliation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (Jsjd7)

92 Fredo advised his brother on how to kill grandmas more efficiently. Who would have thought Fredo was the blood-thirsty architect of the 2020 New York serial killing spree?

Posted by: nobody at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (uGniG)

93
Anyone remember "Balloon Juice?"

Or "Sadly, No?"

A long time ago, cocksuckers from the loser blog Sadly, No would come here once in a while and give Ace some shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (/VHKu)

94

Stupid Joe has been out again speaking, and it's not a good look.

How is it that we can't get a GD Pres that can speak...Bush was an idiot, Obama a gasbag, Trump, whatever...and this mushhead.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (NuVOb)

95 " If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it."

LOL. I loved him
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2021 03:42 PM (gLRfa)
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"This month's public bread is provided by the Capitoline Brotherhood of Millers. The Capitoline Brotherhood use only the finest flour: true Roman bread for True Romans."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (WGara)

96 REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!!

Posted by: some thing some time ago at June 02, 2021 03:46 PM (0Kf1P)

97 I'd argue that there has never been an unbiased media. For most of our history, journalism was an exercise in partisan attacks from all quarters.

This. The founders knew that the pamphleteers were generally partisan lowlifes and character assassins and only included them in the first amendment to point out "even these shitheads are protected like normal people".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 03:46 PM (y7DUB)

98 I ordered some cross stitching stuff off etsy. It cams from Russia. Went to NYC and sat in customs there for a few weeks before finally making it to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 02, 2021 03:46 PM (G6Lqs)

99 No standards? Like last call at Porky's babee

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 02, 2021 03:47 PM (QZ/dC)

100 Trump was right about a lot of things, but he was never more correct than when he called the media "enemies of the people".

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 02, 2021 03:47 PM (75ZVK)

101 55 Ya know... without the wonderfully corrupt media the wonderfully corrupt leftist democrats would cease to be a major problem. Still a problem, but one without a major mouthpiece. Sometimes I think the solution is the remove the media from the equation. Permanently.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2021 03:35 PM (3H9h1)

Both Franco and Cromwell came to the same conclusion in their times and did exactly that. But, they had to successfully manage a full military takeover of their countries before they could make it happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (trdmm)

102 Q: "And how about you, Mister President?"
A: *Biden gets distracted by a grade-schooler in the audience* ...fingerling...
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:40 PM (RQDhf)

How can you tell Biden is a musician?

He's always fingering A Minor!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (2JVJo)

103 Believe me, the "sex tape" for harry and princess shithead will soon be released.

That's not the big question. The BIG question is how long before Harry decides to transition to being a woman?

Posted by: shibumi at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (tjZg/)

104 If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 03:39 PM (kGVDV)
++++
Jim Rome?
https://youtu.be/cAl2MRzl5FY?t=13

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

105 When the ewok begins massaging his pierced nipples, it's time to holster your mare's leg and hightail it to the foothills.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (tVOev)

106 They are blatant propagandists for the left, and any pretense of "unwritten ethical standards" is just another lie. "Honest" bias might be ethical, if it wasn't full of known lies. But they use deception to push Known Lies. (Four years of Trump/Russia, solid proof coming #2weeks)

That is Unethical, perhaps even criminal, at some level. Sedition? Defamation? Conspiracy against the USA? Aid and comfort to enemies (China/Russia)? Conspiring to defraud Joe Patriot from having a voice to counter the commie Narrative?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (Cus5s)

107 So ethics begins and ends with the directives and documents of CNN legal hacks.... No higher authority than the legal department.... Clintonesque....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:49 PM (6Je/Q)

108 Fvck CNN. Ethics with most journalists is in the toilet. And that is how I have felt for decades. The reason for that belief is because of the constant lying, embellishment and partisan attitudes of the news people themselves. I haven't watched or read CNN for 40 years. I don't know why you give them air time here.
There has to be something else that has some teeth instead of the BS that we all know about to be true about CNN.

Posted by: sidney at June 02, 2021 03:49 PM (+fjIe)

109 96 REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!!
Posted by: some thing some time ago

Wait? We declared war on Spain? I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 02, 2021 03:49 PM (tiR3O)

110 Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM

Duuuude!! Ace posted @ 420!
You know what that means, right?
Right?
Pass that blunt, man. It's time to get LIT

Posted by: Libertarian Bill, or Ted, or whatever, man at June 02, 2021 03:49 PM (z79tQ)

111 Dan Rather is just incompetent and not corrupt. Nothing to see here about the TANG memos.

Posted by: cbs ethics committee at June 02, 2021 03:49 PM (UHVv4)

112 That is Unethical, perhaps even criminal, at some level. Sedition? Defamation? Conspiracy against the USA? Aid and comfort to enemies (China/Russia)? Conspiring to defraud Joe Patriot from having a voice to counter the commie Narrative?

The Left owns the judicial branch, so really, the only thing that is illegal is what they say is illegal on that particular day. Basically, laws only apply to republicans.

/welcome to Amerikka, a banana republic

Posted by: shibumi at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (tjZg/)

113 sex tape" for harry and princess shithead
==
She'll be the one tapping his ass and he'll be wearing heels and pretty make up.

Posted by: is there a deadpool or something like it for sextapes? at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (hxprW)

114 36 I predicted that "prince" shithead and his shithead wife would eventually have a candid website to make $$. I'll bet my house on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:29 PM (/VHKu)

Premium PronHub......The Prince Is In
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2021 03:30 PM (jvt6t)

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The Princess Ride.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (qF/69)

115 The Bidens are a national humiliation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:45 PM (Jsjd7)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy and Zombie JFK at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (CGjum)

116 If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it.

"The mockery of the Jews and their one god will be held to the minimum."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (rdbLX)

117 Anyone remember "Balloon Juice?"

**raises hand**

Used to be a regular reader until the nickelfucker absolutely lost his shit over Terri Schiavo, demanding her asshole husband pull the plug NOWNOWNOW!

A terminal case of BDS turned his brain into cheese curds.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (2JVJo)

118 What drives me crazy is some simpering old man, decrying "systemic" racism. Dude, you've had your hand on the levers of power for 50 yrs! Basically 1/5 of this country's existence. Who could've built this system?

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (ora+Q)

119 ethics and an agenda don't work well together.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 03:51 PM (kGVDV)

120
"Ethics are for losers." - Your Betters

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2021 03:51 PM (mht8P)

121 The Pegged Prince

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 03:51 PM (Bmy3R)

122 That's not the big question. The BIG question is how long before Harry decides to transition to being a woman?
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Honey, that work is already in progress.

Posted by: Princess Shithead at June 02, 2021 03:52 PM (hxprW)

123 That's not the big question. The BIG question is how long before Harry decides to transition to being a woman?
Posted by: shibumi at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (tjZg/)

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Eh. They'll warp one of the kids into doing it.

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy and Zombie JFK at June 02, 2021 03:52 PM (CGjum)

124 Hunter... what a peach

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2021 03:52 PM (Zmnko)

125 The Femboi Formerly Known as Prince

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:52 PM (Jsjd7)

126
"Dalton parents enraged over masturbation videos for first graders"

I don't know where Dalton is. But the story, which I have not read, seems self-explanatory.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (/VHKu)

127 If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it.

"And, in entertainment news, Emperor Nero's new single, 'Light My Fire' has shot up the Imperial charts to Number One."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)

128
126
"Dalton parents enraged over masturbation videos for first graders"

I don't know where Dalton is. But the story, which I have not read, seems self-explanatory.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (/VHKu)

Maybe Georgia...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (6Je/Q)

129 So tonight I'm gonna party like she's ram-ming my behind

Posted by: Prince Femboi at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (Bmy3R)

130 The BIG question is how long before Harry decides to transition to being a woman?
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From the office of Former Prince Harriett...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (sWM8x)

131 Let's be real. This would be a cvck film.

The Prince and the Popper.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 03:53 PM (CGjum)

132 Even a Potato now feels pressured by other media scumbags to admit this is a problem -- which CNN head honcho Jeff Zucker (himself no stranger to waking up in the potato bin at the supermarket!) continues to deny.
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Damnit, I identify as Po-tah-to. This misidentifying is triggering AF!

Posted by: Potahto Stelter at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (Ojki1)

133 I sense an unraveling of society....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (6Je/Q)

134 She'll be the one tapping his ass and he'll be wearing heels and pretty make up.

Posted by: is there a deadpool or something like it for sextapes? at June 02, 2021 03:50 PM (hxprW)

While he's apologizing profusely for being huwhite and British.

Think Markle will try to get exclusive rights for the sechs tape?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (uGhsv)

135 If some channel would have the newsreader guy from "Rome" doing the news, I just might watch it.

------

I might watch a barely-clothed newsreader gal from "Rome."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (qF/69)

136 The number one way to bring some hope of obtaining a free press, free of corrupted influence by one party or another, is to break the nations capital up.

The legislative representative branch of Congress needs to be moved to a small town in Iowa. The Executive branch departments like the FBI, CIA and US Treasury can be similarly dispersed throughout the country. The supreme court can be moved to a small ranch in Utah.

Only then, when the collective watering holes and social venues that is DC is obliterated, will the press be uncoupled from US governance as a fourth branch, which they were never meant to be a part of.

Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (5iUNf)

137 Dalton School, NYC

Posted by: Jamaica back in Queens at June 02, 2021 03:55 PM (b+v9B)

138 While he's apologizing profusely for being huwhite and British.
==
Oh gawd, I think i just orgasmed, sign me up!!!

Posted by: Whoopie Oldberg at June 02, 2021 03:55 PM (hxprW)

139 I have seen a few episodes of " Suits".... Markle is as despicable as the rest of the cast.... yet smarmier...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:55 PM (6Je/Q)

140
When prince shithead was serving in the very homosexual and inneffective UK Army, they staged some op for him to make him look like a hero, in Afghanistan, I think.

I was like WTF? That kid was never in harm's way, not for a minute.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (/VHKu)

141 93
Anyone remember "Balloon Juice?"

John "call me Juan" Cole?

Posted by: x4 at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (oA+QO)

142 Mrs. Peel.. I order tons of supplies from other Etsy sellers and I always check to see where it ships from. Knowing it comes from China I know it's going to take forever. I always try another seller first.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (nxdel)

143 Used to be a regular reader until the nickelfucker absolutely lost his shit over Terri Schiavo, demanding her asshole husband pull the plug NOWNOWNOW!

What an odd case to go full retard over although I still don't understand why the prick husband didn't just relinquish control to her parents.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (y7DUB)

144 The legislative representative branch of Congress needs to be moved to a small town in Iowa. The Executive branch departments like the FBI, CIA and US Treasury can be similarly dispersed throughout the country. The supreme court can be moved to a small ranch in Utah.

Only then, when the collective watering holes and social venues that is DC is obliterated, will the press be uncoupled from US governance as a fourth branch, which they were never meant to be a part of.
Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2021 03:54 PM (5iUNf)

that's a very good idea - but you know that the only way for it to ever happen is for the Nukes to fly and take out everything bigger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (trdmm)

145 What did "the executive vice president of news standards and practices" do all day if they have no standards? What a cushy job.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (xqRaG)

What, or Who?
Prolly more like who.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2021 03:57 PM (z79tQ)

146 Remember the old days when we had straight, gay, and lesbian?? Simpler times...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:58 PM (6Je/Q)

147 CNN has no ethics standards
Neither do Leftists

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (Cxk7w)

148 So what did Sparkle/Markle do now?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (Zmnko)

149 FBI and CIA need to be disbanded. Any legitimate duties they had should be picked up by the US Marshalls, and the Army intelligence, respectively. The rest of DC in fact ought to be dispersed to the rest of the Country. USDA to Omaha. BLM to Wyoming. Energy to Alaska, etc.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (75ZVK)

150 148 So what did Sparkle/Markle do now?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (Zmnko)

Hard to tell from the comments....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)

151 This. The founders knew that the pamphleteers were generally partisan lowlifes and character assassins and only included them in the first amendment to point out "even these shitheads are protected like normal people".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 03:46 PM (y7DUB)

I still got to be an ambassador. So...it worked?

Posted by: Ben Franklin at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (Ojki1)

152 Thomas Jefferson hired a press hack to smear John Adams. And when the press hack (Calendar?) showed up wanting his $50 shekels? Jefferson stiff armed him. Sally Hemmings enters stage right.

Later, after the hoopla died down, the press hack was found dead having drown in two feet of water.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (K3B2k)

153 So, I wonder how hunter's class on fake news is going at Tulane?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (kGVDV)

154 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

155 I think CNN wants their corruption to be obvious to everyone. It's a daily fuck you to the country.

Posted by: ccoffer at June 02, 2021 04:00 PM (X3XOk)

156 Which one is "Prison Lips"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2021 04:00 PM (DMUuz)

157
So what did Sparkle/Markle do now?
Posted by: It's me donna

Nothing....yet.

We are way overdue, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:00 PM (/VHKu)

158 "He'll always be the Baron Harkonnen to me (from the SciFi miniseries version of Dune)."

He also played Bert Large on the "Doc Martin" series.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (gLRfa)

159 What an odd case to go full retard over although I still don't understand why the prick husband didn't just relinquish control to her parents.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 03:56 PM (y7DUB)
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Probably being a widower is preferable to getting a divorce from a legal and financial standpoint.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (xqRaG)

160 Markle's toughest acting job is the one she is engaged in now....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (6Je/Q)

161 103 Believe me, the "sex tape" for harry and princess shithead will soon be released.

That's not the big question. The BIG question is how long before Harry decides to transition to being a woman?
Posted by: shibumi at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (tjZg/)

Shouldn't be a hard transition, he's already had his balls chopped off.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (Ojki1)

162 What an odd case to go full retard over although I still don't understand why the prick husband didn't just relinquish control to her parents.
==
there had been a big malpractice lawsuit. Its foggy, but some of the award was tied to her care, and if she lived it would be spent on her, but in death, it would be part of her estate and pass to him. Something like that...

Posted by: there was a lot weird stuff going on there and money at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (hxprW)

163 CNN The Fake News Network their losing their viewers and i could,nt happen to more wretched pit of vipers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 02, 2021 04:01 PM (wGqjj)

164 CNN......As ugly as a ballsack.

Provides no pleasure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Sponge!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 04:02 PM (kGVDV)

166 How is it even possible that Jen Psaki just went through an ENTIRE White House Press Briefing without being asked a single question about Tony Fauci's emails?

Our "media" is an absolute joke.

Posted by: Rev Ike at June 02, 2021 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

167 If you don't like those ethics, I have others.

Posted by: Chris 'Gabbagool Nipples' Cuomo at June 02, 2021 04:02 PM (4I/2K)

168 No seriously, he meant that, but he means in it in the sense that CNN simply doesn't have any formal ethics standards. Everything is loosey-goosey and picky-choosy.

Now you see, I don't have a problem with that.
Why?
Well, because the next time we go to war, I want a CNN "reporter" embedded in my platoon. He/She/Xe/Xhe will be well taken care of and they will get to see all the action and get a good story and pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2021 04:02 PM (axyOa)

169 When I was a reporter I refused to buy a membership in any party. It didn't seem right to me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 02, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

170 For some reason I envision Fredo selling stolen cigarettes out of the back of a freight truck and slipping kickbacks to the local flatfoots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2021 04:03 PM (tVOev)

171 The White House Press Corps has no standing....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:03 PM (6Je/Q)

172 Dude retired in 2019.

So brave.

Posted by: Golfman at June 02, 2021 04:03 PM (MuwbP)

173 What an odd case to go full retard over although I still don't understand why the prick husband didn't just relinquish control to her parents.

Rumor was that the husband was the one who put her in a coma and was afraid if she recovered, she would tell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

174 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

175
btw, the costco "magazine" that I don't want but is sent to me (all members) wants me to know that rapist bill clinton has fake-written a new book!

Yeah, the rapist clinton "co" "wrote" a book with some jerkoff named james patterson. It's titled, get this, The President's Daughter. It's supposed to be a "mystery/thriller," I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (/VHKu)

176 174 {{{{Ben Had}}}}
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

One more parentheses, and ?

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (6Je/Q)

177 It's ~~not easy being Mr. Markle, old chaps~~ ain't easy bein' Mr. Markle, yo!

Posted by: Mr. Markle at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (DMUuz)

178 James Patterson's a hack.

Bubba's "collaborated" with him before

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (Bmy3R)

179 some jerkoff named james patterson
.......

his books usually suck

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

180 178 James Patterson's a hack.

Bubba's "collaborated" with him before
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (Bmy3R)

His work is sold by the pound....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (6Je/Q)

181 It's not easy being Mr. Markle, old chaps ain't easy bein' Mr. Markle, yo!
===
PUT THE BALLGAG BACK IN YOU PANSY!!!!

Posted by: Princess Shithead at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (hxprW)

182 HAHAHA. USPS just got my package inbound to customs and they claim it is expected to be delivered tomorrow. If this turns out to be anything but a work of fiction, I'll put a post up here recanting my preemptive abuse of the USPS.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Jsjd7)

Just walked into my local Post Office where there was only one person in front of me. Woohoo! thinks I.
WRONG!
17 minutes later I finally get to the window to buy 3 friggin stamps. Lesson here...do not get in line where the PO person is a Filipino and the customer is Chinese.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (axyOa)

183 kraken, how was the shrimp risotto?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (kGVDV)

184
KELLY TSHIBAKA: Lisa Murkowski has been complicit in enabling Joe Biden's radical environmental extremism agenda. She was opposed to Donald Trump in 2016, opposed to him in 2020, was an obstacle to him through his entire administration -- never mind that he was one of the best presidents we've had for Alaska and our energy policy.
But, on top of that, she's helping Joe Biden. She was the deciding vote that let Deb Haaland through the energy committee and it's under Secretary Haaland and the Department of Interior that's leading this suspension of our leases that have been lawfully executed. That vote cost us billions here in Alaska.
Just call her Senator Moronski

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2021 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

185 And Brad Thor's a NeverTrump asshole.

And Lee Child retired and left Jack Reacher to his flaming lib brother whose first one out of the gate had Russian election interference, white supremicists and Nazis all in the first book. Like Rachel Maddow ghost wrote it.

The men's action-adventure shelves are a barren place for me anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

186 Yeah, the rapist clinton "co" "wrote" a book with some jerkoff named james patterson. It's titled, get this, The President's Daughter. It's supposed to be a "mystery/thriller," I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (/VHKu)

That's a little on-the-nose, isn't it? And it's not that much of a mystery.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2021 04:08 PM (uhPTO)

187 @166- as opposed to a "President", who works 9-5 with weekends off?

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 04:08 PM (ora+Q)

188
Can you imagine being such a Suck-Ass Cuck "author" that you share authorship with bill clinton just so you can fellate a famous person and be associated with him?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (/VHKu)

189 Clinton book subtitle:

"If I did it"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

190 The President's Daughter mystery
-----------------
Does Ashley get it in the end??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (UHVv4)

191 That vote cost us billions here in Alaska.
Just call her Senator Moronski
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2021 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

See OM's morning thread. Time for more and more of us to get louder with telling government to Eff off.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (axyOa)

192 @166- as opposed to a "President", who works 9-5 with weekends off?
===
President Biden's Team calls a lid, Monday through Wed.

Posted by: Whitehouse Comms at June 02, 2021 04:10 PM (hxprW)

193 Senator Chewbacca has my vote.

Posted by: hawkpilot at June 02, 2021 04:10 PM (75ZVK)

194 Does Ashley get it in the end??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (UHVv4)

Both ends!

Heyoooo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:10 PM (6FeV1)

195 184
KELLY TSHIBAKA: Lisa Murkowski has been complicit in enabling Joe Biden's radical environmental extremism agenda. She was opposed to Donald Trump in 2016, opposed to him in 2020, was an obstacle to him through his entire administration -- never mind that he was one of the best presidents we've had for Alaska and our energy policy.
But, on top of that, she's helping Joe Biden. She was the deciding vote that let Deb Haaland through the energy committee and it's under Secretary Haaland and the Department of Interior that's leading this suspension of our leases that have been lawfully executed. That vote cost us billions here in Alaska.
Just call her Senator Moronski
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2021 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

Oddly Moronski was one of the spellings the judge said was OK when she "won" her write in election.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

196 188
Can you imagine being such a Suck-Ass Cuck "author" that you share authorship with bill clinton just so you can fellate a famous person and be associated with him?

Used to occasionally buy one of his time-wasters for long plane trips and such. But after the first Clintoon-collab, I wrote Patterson off entirely as a pure hack.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Bmy3R)

197 He's always fingering A Minor!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 03:48 PM (2JVJo)
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Well played.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (kZVsz)

198 The only mystery will be if Bubba uses a cigar on The President's Daughter or his warped shplib.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

199 The men's action-adventure shelves are a barren place for me anymore.

Find some Jack Carr.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Vu7A1)

200 183 kraken, how was the shrimp risotto?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2021 04:06 PM (kGVDV)

It was... okay... the shrimp was jumbo Texas Brown Gulf... too big for the recipe, IMO.... and it needed more asparagus and mushroom... I got the garlic right though.... tonight is Brussels Sprouts ( bacon and Provolone), roast butternut squash ( with nutmeg), and baked cutlets with a maynnaise, ground Poupon mustard, oregano, and a touch of soy sauce...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (6Je/Q)

201 Tucker Max just looks like a little bitch now."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Didn't Opie and Anthony have him on the show and expose him as a liar and grifter to his face while mocking him? Hilarious segment btw IICR....

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (EsChm)

202 James Patterson's a hack.

A rich hack. I'll be a hack for money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

203 Does Ashley get it in the end??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2021 04:09 PM (UHVv4)

No, Leon S Kennedy rejected her offer of "overtime"; Leon was still pinning over Ada...

Oh wait, that was Resident Evil 4. Never mind.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (uGhsv)

204 It's spuds all the way down.

Posted by: fluffy at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (UnQlg)

205 199 Find some Jack Carr.

Noted - thx!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:12 PM (Bmy3R)

206 Rumor was that the husband was the one who put her in a coma and was afraid if she recovered, she would tell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

I heard that but even in the extremely remote chance she'd recover, the chances she'd recall that were even slimmer. I say that as someone who got a severe concussion with no memory of the impact that did it. Head injuries {{shudder}}

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:12 PM (y7DUB)

207 Texas attorney general Ken Paxton has, pretty much, been the tip of the spear suing the Biden administration.

George P. Bush is running against him in the primary.
Bush donor money is behind George P.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:13 PM (7KLEK)

208 Why yes.... yes O and A did expose Tucker Max as being fake and gay and very cringe. LMAO
See video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRo30ptGbc

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (EsChm)

209 196 188
Can you imagine being such a Suck-Ass Cuck "author" that you share authorship with bill clinton just so you can fellate a famous person and be associated with him?

Used to occasionally buy one of his time-wasters for long plane trips and such. But after the first Clintoon-collab, I wrote Patterson off entirely as a pure hack.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Pretty sure he has been working with a ghost writer(s) for quite a while. You'd have to to produce as much material as he does.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Ojki1)

210 The men's action-adventure shelves are a barren place for me anymore.
---
Somebody should do "Mandingo vs The Paolo: Two Men Enter, Two Men Enter."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (sWM8x)

211 202 James Patterson's a hack.

A rich hack. I'll be a hack for money.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

I've done worse for less to be honest.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:15 PM (Ojki1)

212 207 Texas attorney general Ken Paxton has, pretty much, been the tip of the spear suing the Biden administration.

George P. Bush is running against him in the primary.
Bush donor money is behind George P.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:13 PM (7KLEK)

I thought a Democrat could not primary a Republican...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:15 PM (6Je/Q)

213 So what do want? Struggle sessions??!!

Posted by: Lib Who Tu-Quoques Conservative Concerns at June 02, 2021 04:15 PM (wX0ke)

214 Fuck. Just simply fuck. I'm sick of stupid fucking people. I bust my ass, spend money to advertise trying to get myself out there and some dumb fuck asks how much something is. I posted the link you idiot! Are ya that lazy??? GAH!!! Makes me want to just say fuck it. I'm tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)

215 Didn't Opie and Anthony have him on the show and expose him as a liar and grifter to his face while mocking him? Hilarious segment btw IICR....
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2021 04:11 PM (EsChm)

Dunno about that, but him and Maddox seem like fake tough guys, the latter in particular. One day you're making "The Best Page in the Universe" and then a decade and some change later you're suing people in part for calling you a "cuck" online.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

216 " I did not have sex with my daughter-not one time! Now I have to get back to the business of the American people. Dang, I'm from Arkansas, not Alabama"...

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (ora+Q)

217 So what do want? Struggle sessions??!!

Snuggle sessions!

Posted by: SoiBois of CNN at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Vu7A1)

218 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (EsChm)

Imma check this out. Thanks.

Tucker Max was huge for a bit. Not sure what he does now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (vrNHi)

219 214 Fuck. Just simply fuck. I'm sick of stupid fucking people. I bust my ass, spend money to advertise trying to get myself out there and some dumb fuck asks how much something is. I posted the link you idiot! Are ya that lazy??? GAH!!! Makes me want to just say fuck it. I'm tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)

The quote from Clerks comes to mind "This job wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fucking customers."

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (Ojki1)

220 Somebody should do "Mandingo vs The Paolo: Two Men Enter, Two Men Enter."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (sWM8x)

"Why does it take two men to deliver a pizza?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (6FeV1)

221 The men's action-adventure shelves are a barren place for me anymore.

---

I'm currently reading the true story of Liver-Eating Johnson. The true exploits of an American mountain man qualify as men's action-adventure!

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (U1eOr)

222 221 I'm currently reading the true story of Liver-Eating Johnson. The true exploits of an American mountain man qualify as men's action-adventure!
Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (U1eOr)

=======

I watched Jeremiah Johnson for the first time not three days hence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 02, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

223 Well my first attempt at homemade sweet tea was a success.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2021 04:18 PM (HPBG4)

224 Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (uGhsv)

I used to read Maddox many years ago. Then I got older and did not find it as funny. I will say his collapse has been interesting and IIRC Dick Masterson was the one who did him in.

KiwiFarms prolly has a write up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2021 04:18 PM (vrNHi)

225 Later, after the hoopla died down, the press hack was found dead having drown in two feet of water.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2021 03:59 PM (K3B2k)

Old ways are best.

Posted by: flounder at June 02, 2021 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

226 The Clinton book? Blatant publisher to author political graft. And every library will have two expensively bound hardcover copies. Because our library book buyers are WokeTools.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2021 04:19 PM (K3B2k)

227 >>> she worked for Rosemont Seneca, Biden's law firm, when she got pregnant. Biden made sure she was kicked off company health care. She sent many emails to him asking for help, which he ignored.

http://bitly.ws/dKpt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2021 03:37 PM (sWM8x)
-------------------------------------

Wait a minute.
The Newspaper said she was a snaggletoothed stripper.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:19 PM (7KLEK)

228 I thought a Democrat could not primary a Republican...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:15 PM

And I thought an "Independent" could not run in the democrat primary but bernie sanders managed to do it. Even after they changed the rules to prevent that specific thing from happening.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2021 04:19 PM (JUOKG)

229 Boy how time flies. Biden says he has been in office 15 months now.

Posted by: f'd at June 02, 2021 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

230 It's titled, get this, The President's Daughter. It's supposed to be a "mystery/thriller," I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (/VHKu)

That's a little on-the-nose, isn't it? And it's not that much of a mystery.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2021 04:08 PM (uhPTO)
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That her father is Webb Hubbell?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2021 04:20 PM (wX0ke)

231 The men's action-adventure shelves are a barren place for me anymore.
___

The film side has had issues as well. Speaking of, Indiana Jones 5 will introduce a new female lead, and just happen to take place in the 60's Women's Lib and Racial movements, and of course is produced by Kathleen Kennedy.

So it will totally not be woke trash. Totally not. Won't even do that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:20 PM (Ojki1)

232 "USPS just got my package inbound to customs and they claim it is expected to be delivered tomorrow." mannix

My set of The Story of Civilization -Durant is coming pretty quickly, but it said two days ago it was coming that day, while it was shown in Florida. Today it said arriving today by 8pm ... but it was at least one stop away still. Overall though, USPS has been very good, for me.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2021 04:20 PM (Cus5s)

233 Apparently most books are written for women, by women, anymore... male authors seem compelled to write books featuring in some way an alpha woman in presence of beta males... ( see: the lion's share of current sci-fi... looking at YOU, Brandon Q Morris, Kim Stanley Robinson)...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (6Je/Q)

234 Bete.. obviously I can't survive without customers but some days they really hurt my brain.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

235 I'm currently reading the true story of Liver-Eating Johnson. The true exploits of an American mountain man qualify as men's action-adventure!
Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2021 04:17 PM (U1eOr)
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That's preferable to a story about a man eating Johnson.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (wX0ke)

236
One more parentheses, and ?
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (6Je/Q)

It's just a hug...... A big hug for Ben Had. Always.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

237
Pretty sure he has been working with a ghost writer(s) for quite a while. You'd have to to produce as much material as he does.
Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Ojki1)

__________

"That ain't writing, that's typing."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2021 04:22 PM (mht8P)

238
236
One more parentheses, and ?
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:05 PM (6Je/Q)

It's just a hug...... A big hug for Ben Had. Always.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I was going for the Singularity, Sponge...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:22 PM (6Je/Q)

239
George P. Bush is running against him in the primary.
Bush donor money is behind George P.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:13 PM (7KLEK)

I will never....ever.....EVER pull a lever for a Bush EVER AGAIN. For ANYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

240 234 Bete.. obviously I can't survive without customers but some days they really hurt my brain.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

I've been on both sides. Customers can be dumb, and I acknowledge I've done a fair share of it as well.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Ojki1)

241
I was going for the Singularity, Sponge...
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:22 PM (6Je/Q)

I don't get it........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

242 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)

I bought an exhaust system for my jeep on Amazon. I posted a good review for it. Now, for the rest of my natural (and probably unnatural) life on this planet full of snivelling lackwits, i have to get emails from Amazon saying "can you answer this question: 'will this fit a Hondo 2019 CIvic?'".

No. No, you insufferable, illiterate clot, an exhaust system for a 2002 jeep TJ will not fit on a Civic, not without a chop saw, a TIG welder, and fifty exatons of talent more than that gland inside your thick skull possesses.

You ain't rad for suckin'. You lame for bein'. Fuck people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (6FeV1)

243 241
I was going for the Singularity, Sponge...
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:22 PM (6Je/Q)

I don't get it........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Aw hell, neither do I....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:24 PM (6Je/Q)

244 I will never....ever.....EVER pull a lever for a Bush EVER AGAIN. For ANYTHING.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

I'd flip one if W's on the chair for his war disaster. Does that count?

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:24 PM (Ojki1)

245 How much is the $20 Special, Jewells45??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 02, 2021 04:24 PM (UHVv4)

246 Man, the AP is milking this Stansbury victory in N. Mexico for all its worth - in a district that was never in doubt for the Dems no matter what anyone says - AP is all like: the "Dems are gathering momentum!" as they shamelessly exalt over a Dem victory.

Doing the Jimmy 'White Shoes' Johnson end zone victory dance over this district win is like raising your pompoms in jubilation over winning a lefty seat in NYC or Portland. Its pathetic and sad...guess AP isn't expecting a lot more of this.

Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2021 04:24 PM (5iUNf)

247 I learn slow, but I learned about the Bush clan....

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (6Je/Q)

248 I used to read Maddox many years ago. Then I got older and did not find it as funny. I will say his collapse has been interesting and IIRC Dick Masterson was the one who did him in.

KiwiFarms prolly has a write up.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2021 04:18 PM (vrNHi)

Maddox did Maddox in through mostly laziness and pettiness, Dick Masterson just helped him along.

The Internet really showed that fame is something that cannot be handled by most people. You give an Internet creator with some talent like a Noah Antwiler (Spoony) attention and money and they'll eventually self-destruct. Sad to see, really.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (uGhsv)

249 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)

**hugs**

**pushes adult beverage through USB port**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (2JVJo)

250 lol. For real:
MANSCAPED
The Lawn Mower 3.0
Your Balls Will Thank You
Shop Now

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

251 I bought an exhaust system for my jeep on Amazon. I posted a good review for it. Now, for the rest of my natural (and probably unnatural) life on this planet full of snivelling lackwits, i have to get emails from Amazon saying "can you answer this question: 'will this fit a Hondo 2019 CIvic?'".

No. No, you insufferable, illiterate clot, an exhaust system for a 2002 jeep TJ will not fit on a Civic, not without a chop saw, a TIG welder, and fifty exatons of talent more than that gland inside your thick skull possesses.

You ain't rad for suckin'. You lame for bein'. Fuck people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (6FeV1)

Are you responsible if they buy it and find out? Cause if not, I'd be tempted to say "Like a dream!"

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (Ojki1)

252 NUDE

Posted by: the so it begins guy at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (K3B2k)

253 No more Clinton.
No more Bush.
I'm tired of taking it
In the tush.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

254
250 lol. For real:
MANSCAPED
The Lawn Mower 3.0
Your Balls Will Thank You
Shop Now
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

Dost thou shitteth me?

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)

255 Ben Had, if you're still around, I just had lunch with Winston and he said he's been trying to get in touch with you about the TXMoMe but hasn't heard back.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2021 04:26 PM (Ez6QX)

256 I prefer the open corruption. Because of it, the media have thoroughly discredited themselves with conservatives. There was a time not too long ago when conservatives still took the NY Times seriously. That is no longer the case. A great unmasking has occurred.

Posted by: Caliban at June 02, 2021 04:26 PM (HgGBT)

257 After the 2020 election coverage I stopped watching news on TV. We "cut the cord." But even some of the non-traditional outlets have their own propaganda, even if it's conservative. Nothing has been more polarized than the 1/6 trespassing event. This is another reason why I honestly believe news media needs to die. It's as corrupt as the politicians.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2021 04:27 PM (3H9h1)

258 Shop Now
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

Oh, hell, between the ball shaving twinks and those silly hipster soap homos, YouTube is becoming unwatchable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:27 PM (6FeV1)

259

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (/VHKu)

260 @lavern_spicer

Guess who is back on Facebook? Check it out!

https://tinyurl.com/yyzgapbb

Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (cF8AT)

261 Are you responsible if they buy it and find out? Cause if not, I'd be tempted to say "Like a dream!"
Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2021 04:25 PM (Ojki1)

I think i might just start doing that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

262 That's like "Flintstone's" quality of comedy. Impressive!

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (ora+Q)

263 Imma check this out. Thanks.

Tucker Max was huge for a bit. Not sure what he does now.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

It's worth every second.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (EsChm)

264 Dost thou shitteth me?
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)
.......

Nope. Huge ad with hot chick holding a razor on Daily Mail

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

265 >>>Speaking of, Indiana Jones 5 will introduce a new female lead, and just
happen to take place in the 60's Women's Lib and Racial movements, and
of course is produced by Kathleen Kennedy.<
>Is this where they go back to calling the dog, "Indy," and the female lead is an adventurous lady with a container of peanut butter?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2021 04:29 PM (tVOev)

266 264 Dost thou shitteth me?
Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:26 PM (6Je/Q)
.......

Nope. Huge ad with hot chick holding a razor on Daily Mail
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2021 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

We are doomed...

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2021 04:29 PM (6Je/Q)

267 239
George P. Bush is running against him in the primary.
Bush donor money is behind George P.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:13 PM (7KLEK)

I will never....ever.....EVER pull a lever for a Bush EVER AGAIN. For ANYTHING.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------------------------

Ken Paxton needs much individual donor money to beat George P.

This will be a bitch of a TV buy by the Bushites.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2021 04:29 PM (7KLEK)

268 OT, referring to previous thread:
Since we all pretty much take it as given that the gummint routinely lies about any/everything, why does anyone believe this cock-and-bull story about "Russian hackerz" attacking our infrastructure ?
Seems to me just as likely & plausible that the attacks are "coming from inside the house".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2021 04:30 PM (VnT7U)

269 Thank God we overthrew a monarchy to move on to legacy-

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 04:31 PM (ora+Q)

270 Is this where they go back to calling the dog, "Indy," and the female lead is an adventurous lady with a container of peanut butter?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2021 04:29 PM (tVOev)

Name the dog Cindy. She's a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2021 04:32 PM (axyOa)

271 ...we don't get inflation...

Posted by: pahound at June 02, 2021 04:32 PM (ora+Q)

272 >>>Thank God we overthrew a monarchy to move on to legacy-<
>The monarchy is back with two 13 year old retarded girls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2021 04:33 PM (tVOev)

273 Nearly every "professional ethics" course I've ever taken as told me that I am technically allowed to do something that my conscience would forbid. This all checks out.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 02, 2021 05:04 PM (K3RNQ)

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