Quarantine Cafe: Now With 0 Grams of Bats Edition

Cat discovers itself in a mirror. A lot funnier than you might guess.

Baby bunnies squeak when pet.

Guy saves a drowning koala.

Couple saves a koala who's almost inert after surviving a wildfire.

Cat talking in its sleep.

Dog gets sprung from a high-kill shelter and goes crazy in happiness.

Abandoned bulldog puppy with swimmer's syndrome can't even stand -- but exercises until he can walk.

Dogs Posting Their W's Online:


Another vid of that screaming pittie:

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (MhbK0)

2 I enjoyed every one of those videos.
Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Drc at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (llGBY)

3 Second after nooding?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (MhbK0)

4 Vaccines.gum

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

5 I miss the sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (Q1nbg)

6 Nope

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (MhbK0)

7 Wuhan thé Bat

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2021 06:44 PM (gAXBD)

8 RickRolled with bats again.

Gullible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:45 PM (4fSQf)

9 5 I miss the sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (Q1nbg


River Otters are better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:46 PM (4fSQf)

10 Koalas have poisonous claws and retractable 6" fangs. They may look cuddly but that's just camouflage.

Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

11 Being Willowed is karma, I suppose, for posting Eazy-E.

Not even mad.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (OssQ4)

12 I like bats much better than bureaucrats.

--C.S. Lewis, Introduction to The Screwtape Letters

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (kTRt4)

13 Nice to see the dogs and cats and the rescues of both.

I like bats too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

14 Remember about 30 years ago the media frenzy about pit bulls? Like you had wild lions living in your neighborhood and you were minutes away from a mauling.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (4thlk)

15 10 Koalas have poisonous claws and retractable 6" fangs. They may look cuddly but that's just camouflage.
Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:46 PM (Tnijr


They may kill you but at least they won't eat you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (4fSQf)

16 From prior thread:

Confusulated. Thought Kobach was the un-GOPe? Wouldn't be "his turn" if it's who I think it is, or if he was still who he was.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

Kobach's policies are fine from what I know. He's the least personable politician I've seen, and Kansas has quite a few that compete. I would've held my nose and voted for him, but I'm an 'ette. You need more than that in Kansas. He's less likeable than Jim Ryun was. Kobach also ran after losing something statewide; so trying to fail up, I think.

Posted by: Catherine at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (41zFX)

17 Bueno evening-o

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (4I/2K)

18 Who keeps baby bats around?

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

19 "They may kill you but at least they won't eat you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

It's true. They'll slash you just to watch you die.

Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

20 Remember about 30 years ago the media frenzy about pit bulls? Like you had wild lions living in your neighborhood and you were minutes away from a mauling.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (4thlk)

If you live in the ghetto, that's true.

Savage people, teach big dogs to behave badly. Not a good combination.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:49 PM (a/6Gi)

21
18 Who keeps baby bats around?
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w


Bats in the cradle with the silver spoon...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:49 PM (4fSQf)

22 Where have all the pot bellied pigs gone?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (4I/2K)

23 Quarantine Cafe: Now With 0 Grams of Bats Edition

ace now be messin' with the site's Chiroptophiles lately, for some reason.

But he comes through with the bat video in the end.

All hail ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (DMUuz)

24  Who keeps baby bats around?

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

***

Baby Batters?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (flINI)

25 I forgot about ace's go fuck yourself in the heart with a knife formulation. Feels like a few years ago now.

I just read it out and cracked wifey up.

Posted by: ... at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (uEbPt)

26 Where have all the pot bellied pigs gone?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (4I/2K)

Two words: Bay Con.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:51 PM (a/6Gi)

27 "Who keeps baby bats around? "

I keep a jar of baby batter around.

Posted by: Troll in an A8 at May 04, 2021 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

28 I'm only here for the bat content. It keeps me grounded.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 04, 2021 06:51 PM (s85a/)

29 HotGas says why the fuss over McCarthy and Luntz living together? They are both stanch conservatives after all. Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (UvkAV)

30 Brought up this morning my question does register views on a video, was watching a music video this morning and the bat eating the banana came up.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

31 All these bats and not one in a belfry?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (j8kuY)

32 19 "They may kill you but at least they won't eat you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

It's true. They'll slash you just to watch you die.
Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:49 PM (Tnijr)


So like Nurse Ratched?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (4fSQf)

33 Baby Batters?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (flINI)

Hello? Did someone call me?

Posted by: Sandra Flucks at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (a/6Gi)

34 "High Kill Shelter?"

What next, "Happy Fun Death Camp?"

I hate this world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)

35 Rabbits purr when you pet them, like a kitty. They are nice snuggly creatures but rodently and will chew up your world while leaving chocolate kix everywhere, so they make poor pets.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

36 I went to The Dodo's website to see if there was any way to view their vids without giving youtube clicks.

And you can see them there. But I had to unblock soooo many scripts there that it just ain't worth it.

However, there are a few Dodo vids on Rumble. You can watch there with minimal scripts allowed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:53 PM (F0YaR)

37 No wombats? Crikey.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

38 Puppy Bulldog story is good

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:54 PM (Cxk7w)

39 Every single Australian I have ever known hates Koalas. They're one of those things much better at a distance and in theory, than in person, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

40 Betting the high kill shelter is run by PETA

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 04, 2021 06:54 PM (lWIwR)

41 I went to The Dodo's website to see if there was any way to view their vids without giving youtube clicks.

And you can see them there. But I had to unblock soooo many scripts there that it just ain't worth it.

However, there are a few Dodo vids on Rumble. You can watch there with minimal scripts allowed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:53 PM (F0YaR)

What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)

42 " Every single Australian I have ever known hates Koalas. "

They are like really stupid obese squirrels.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

43 Thing with koalas is that they eat eucalyptus leaves, which have a mildly narcotic effect on them. So they're always coming down after being stoned, which makes them irritable.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2021 06:56 PM (WGara)

44 "High Kill Shelter?"

What next, "Happy Fun Death Camp?"

I hate this world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)


The local animal shelter, when I was last there maybe 10 years ago, actually posted their adoption/euthanasia stats -- 95% were killed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:57 PM (F0YaR)

45 What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)

Because EweToob is owned by google, which is evil as fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (6Grl3)

46 Koalas are nasty. Learned many years ago at the zoo.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

47 What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)


Owned by Google.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (F0YaR)

48 " Every single Australian I have ever known hates Koalas. "

They are like really stupid obese squirrels.
Posted by: f'd


With Chlamydia

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (nI1Kq)

49 The local animal shelter, when I was last there maybe 10 years ago, actually posted their adoption/euthanasia stats -- 95% were killed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:57 PM (F0YaR)

Man, if battered women's shelters started doing that, there'd be Hell to pay.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:00 PM (6Grl3)

50 Captain Obvious, a possible market for eucalyptus flavored Doritos?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 07:00 PM (j8kuY)

51 It's Cinco de Quatro!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 04, 2021 07:00 PM (xopIz)

52 Koalas are nasty. Learned many years ago at the zoo.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

Need to create some GMO koalas that eat nothing but kudzu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:01 PM (6Grl3)

53 Lights out time
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

54 Catherine, thanks.

But - you or/and others voted for lousy policies because of someone's personality? Probably misunderstanding your comment.

If it's the same guy, Kobach was one of the first/only legal types fighting seriously against "sanctuary" lawlessness as a national cancer.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 07:01 PM (OTzUX)

55 I give up trying to boycott You Tube and Twitter because they're evil because no one wants to bother challenge them in business. After all this time their competition still blows. You want me to avoid them, make a better platform.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 07:02 PM (4thlk)

56 We have a Golden Retriever we suspect survived a puppy mill. Deformed front paws with one front leg that isn't quite right. One of the most laid back pooches we've ever had. And, surprisingly, she's still going pretty good, which is amazing for a 13 year old dog.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 07:02 PM (2SdPm)

57 @43 Captain Obvious-Eucalyptus leaves, mild narcotic effect...no shit huh? So that means if I eat a bunch I'll get high AF? Why the hell didn't I know about this sooner, I've got ten of them big ass trees here at the property!

Later, see you guys on the ONT later tonight!

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (0jZnq)

58 What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)

Because EweToob is owned by google, which is evil as fuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (6Grl3)

If you're on the internet, and you are, you are using something owned by someone evil.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (a/6Gi)

59 "Need to create some GMO koalas that eat nothing but kudzu.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

Did you ever see "The Trouble With Tribbles?"

Posted by: The Southeast United States at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr)

60 47 What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)
------------

Alphabet is evil, but when it's the only saloon in town...well, when a better saloon opens up.

Frank opened up today but it's not going far with that sign in crap.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (leMBv)

61 I do still pay for You Tube, because it's the only thing I watch right now. I am not moving my tv with me and will cancel my account with them when I leave. Unfortunately, some of the vlogs I follow aren't on the other hosting sites.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 04, 2021 07:04 PM (5HBd1)

62 Two words: Bay Con.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:51 PM (a/6Gi)


Oh, say it outloud.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 04, 2021 07:04 PM (4I/2K)

63 I give up trying to boycott You Tube and Twitter because they're evil because no one wants to bother challenge them in business. After all this time their competition still blows. You want me to avoid them, make a better platform.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 07:02 PM (4thlk)

Well twitters just dumb, but people who avoid whatever makes the oligarchs richer is like trying to avoid air.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:04 PM (a/6Gi)

64 What's the objection to giving Youtube clicks?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:55 PM (a/6Gi)

Owned by Google.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:58 PM (F0YaR)

Does Rumble have bat content? Seems like content has slown down there.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (s85a/)

65 If you're on the internet, and you are, you are using something owned by someone evil.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (a/6Gi)

But I can choose to minimize my interaction with evil. I did watch the animal vids, but I am using Brave, which blocks the EweToob ads, which helps a little.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (6Grl3)

66 I'm pretty sure eucalyptus is poisonous to people. Do not chew the eucalyptus.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

67 I'm pretty sure eucalyptus is poisonous to people. Do not chew the eucalyptus.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

I think eucalyptus extract is used in some cough syrups.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:06 PM (6Grl3)

68 @66 f'd-Well aren't you the party pooper!

Square.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 07:07 PM (0jZnq)

69 Bueller the bulldog is adorable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2021 07:07 PM (k39e/)

70 "Does Rumble have bat content? Seems like content has slown down there."


They won't let anyone but a select few post anything. I've downloaded a half dozen videos a few months back and they still haven't posted them.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 07:08 PM (4thlk)

71 ..I miss the sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (Q1nbg)


Long, deep, steady breath. Exhale. Breathe in again, release half the breath, and hold. Refine your sight picture, and gently apply steady, even pressure to the trigger. Let the gun surprise you when it goes off.

But I did think it kind of odder to hear you'd actually missed. Your reputation as a marksman has been heretofore, impeccable!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2021 07:08 PM (QzJWU)

72 If you're on the internet, and you are, you are using something owned by someone evil.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:03 PM (a/6Gi)

But I can choose to minimize my interaction with evil. I did watch the animal vids, but I am using Brave, which blocks the EweToob ads, which helps a little.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (6Grl3)

My guess is the content providers are what will ultimately break the oligarchs' monopolies.

When enough people get famous using their platforms, and eventually tell the platform owners to pound sand, there will be alternatives.

You hear them complaining about youtube all the time, but then they sorta shrug and go on using it. Or some of them essentially neuter themselves, making insipid content because the censors might not like their edgy jokes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:09 PM (a/6Gi)

73 Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:09 PM (leMBv)

74 Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:09 PM (leMBv)

It sounds like it should be dirty. As in, I dated a girl for a while, then found out she had eucalyptus and decided that was that.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:11 PM (a/6Gi)

75 @71 Jim-...or she could use the pepper spray on them. She doesn't miss with that!

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 07:11 PM (0jZnq)

76 Does Rumble have bat content? Seems like content has slown down there.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (s85a/)


Found a few -- here's one :

https://rumble.com/vd6opr-brothers-
bail-out-after-releasing-bats.html

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 07:11 PM (F0YaR)

77 "I think eucalyptus extract is used in some cough syrups.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

Cough drops too. I can still remember the smell of my grandmother's jar.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

78 39 Every single Australian I have ever known hates Koalas. They're one of those things much better at a distance and in theory, than in person, apparently.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

Like leftists. Except leftists aren't particularly good at a distance either.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

79 Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:09 PM (leMBv)

It sounds like it should be dirty. As in, I dated a girl for a while, then found out she had eucalyptus and decided that was that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:11 PM (a/6Gi)

Or, I was 16 when I first went to Vegas and had a showgirl perform eucalyptus on me. Since then no ordinary girl will do.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:12 PM (a/6Gi)

80 And Rumbles front page is animal videos. Really?
No tornadoes, no cheerleaders, no varied content whatsoever.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:12 PM (leMBv)

81 Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?
Posted by: Braenyard

Slapping hot iron to burns works too!


Uh. . . wait one. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 07:13 PM (Rvt88)

82 Two words: Bay Con.
------------
Oh, say it outloud.


Heh. I'm denser than usual tonight. I read that and thought "The San Jose sci-fi convention? I don't get it. Eh, whatever."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2021 07:13 PM (qc+VF)

83 Think aloe is more for burns. Eucalyptus extract is used in a variety of things, as noted by others, mostly things like cough drops.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 07:14 PM (OTzUX)

84 I used to play the eucalyptus but now I play the mandolin.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 07:14 PM (leMBv)

85 Catherine, thanks.

But - you or/and others voted for lousy policies because of someone's personality? Probably misunderstanding your comment.

If it's the same guy, Kobach was one of the first/only legal types fighting seriously against "sanctuary" lawlessness as a national cancer.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 07:01 PM (OTzUX)

I'm in MO; so I'm irrelevant to the discussion. Kansas is never as red as you think. Great policies with crap delivery lose regularly. Especially when Johnson county (KC money) is in the discussion. They want to look cool; so they sent a socialist to the House. *eyeroll*

Posted by: Catherine at May 04, 2021 07:15 PM (41zFX)

86 The same people who think the GOP can change and be reliable believe in pit bulls redeemability. Delusion is also a river in Germany.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 07:16 PM (xEIoY)

87 Eucalyptus trees are nasty fuel-bombs that literally explode in wildfires. Dry, filled with oils. Even though not native, they are sort of part of what feels like a "typical" SoCal landscape, coast or inland. Many public golf courses use them - you can spend 20 minutes looking for your ball amongst the leaves they drop most of the year.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 07:16 PM (OTzUX)

88 I'm only here for the bat content. It keeps me grounded.

How can that be? Bats are flighty.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2021 07:19 PM (MhbK0)

89 Catherine a few of the more, well, impassioned "conservative" types note that with a few exceptions, there are no "red" states - the context here is primarily the policies over the last year, which in many "red" states have rivaled those in CA or MI for damage and pointlessness.

And disastrously stupid GOP voting in many states is a major factor in national decline.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 07:20 PM (OTzUX)

90 "Does Rumble have bat content? Seems like content has slown down there."


They won't let anyone but a select few post anything. I've downloaded a half dozen videos a few months back and they still haven't posted them.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 07:08 PM (4thlk)

That's stupid. Sounds like what happened to Parler. When Parler came back it censored more than twitter.....

Posted by: Broseidon at May 04, 2021 07:20 PM (s85a/)

91 Eucalyptus' name comes from Greek: "eu", meaning "good" and "calyptus", which I don't know what it means, look it up or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

92 I'm still chortling about "National Man-Boy Lincoln Association." Gotta move forward and contemplate the bats.

Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)

93 "and "calyptus", which I don't know what it means, look it up or something."

Buzz. It means buzz.

Posted by: The koala at May 04, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

94 Apparently, the only reason to give out traffic tickets is if you're white or hoping to be white.

Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2021 07:22 PM (Eicbe)

95 https://rumble.com/vd6opr-brothers-
bail-out-after-releasing-bats.html
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 07:11 PM (F0YaR)

Ha! Not as cute, but a fun find.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 04, 2021 07:22 PM (s85a/)

96 rhomboid. You might be onto something grand, here. How 'bout if you n' a bunch of other "concerned environmental chemical engineers" were to send off a "paper" to the CARB, detailing how eucalyptus trees are in fact, organic hydrocarbons, and further detailing the harm they do to the environment.

Why, the sap evaporating in the hot CA summer sun is worse than all the lawnmowers in the State, combined. And, etc.

Getting the California Air Resources Board to be fighting with the Sierra Club would be.. priceless!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2021 07:24 PM (QzJWU)

97 OK, that woman who says "you see that pure innocence, lying on top of the couch."

Doesn't sound right. I think she wants to eat my liver.

Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:25 PM (RzGcW)

98 Yo! You ca' lip dis!

Posted by: New Yawkah at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (Eicbe)

99 nobody wants to eat liver, even if you add onions.

Posted by: chango lot at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (g741k)

100 I'm in MO; so I'm irrelevant to the discussion. Kansas is never as red as you think. Great policies with crap delivery lose regularly. Especially when Johnson county (KC money) is in the discussion. They want to look cool; so they sent a socialist to the House. *eyeroll*
Posted by: Catherine at May 04, 2021 07:15 PM (41zFX)

My admittedly oversimplified view of Kansass politics is that whoever caters to the farmers, promising them more government benefits, is the one who wins.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (a/6Gi)

101 Say, are there any high-kill shelters for Woke types?

Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:27 PM (RzGcW)

102

Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?
Posted by: Braenyard



'Aloe 'Aloe!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

103 Your universal response.


You're welcome.

Posted by: FUCK OFF at May 04, 2021 07:29 PM (+5yHl)

104 nobody wants to eat liver, even if you add onions.
Posted by: chango lot at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (g741k)
---
Fava beans.

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at May 04, 2021 07:30 PM (Eicbe)

105 nobody wants to eat liver, even if you add onions.
Posted by: chango lot at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (g741k)

Nobody?

Posted by: Eugene V. Tooms at May 04, 2021 07:30 PM (a/6Gi)

106 Apparently, the only reason to give out traffic tickets is if you're white or hoping to be white.

*

I've got a paycheck that says that's already how the majority of traffic stops work. You've probably got to be doing something pretty egregious to be pulled over for driving while black these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 04, 2021 07:32 PM (IQOtg)

107 nobody wants to eat liver, even if you add onions.
Posted by: chango lot at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (g741k)

My Dad loved it - and he served it to use kids regularly. I hated it with all my being...its was dry and gamey and disgusting...

Once, when I was very little, I defied him and wouldn't eat it. That night we were supposed to go over to the neighbors' house and watch a movie on his projector outside and eat watermelon - my dad made me sit there alone at the dinner table for four hours and look at that uneaten liver while all my brothers and sisters, my family, went over and laughed and enjoyed the shit out of themselves....when he said eat it, that fucker meant it.

Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2021 07:32 PM (w2LAm)

108 Isn't eucalyptus used for burns?
Posted by: Braenyard


'Aloe 'Aloe!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

Sounds like Michael Caine saying Hello Hello.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 07:33 PM (TrOGC)

109 "That's stupid. Sounds like what happened to Parler. When Parler came back it censored more than twitter....."

How do they expect to compete with YouTube when they don't allow any content? Unless you're Dinish DSouza but that ain't going to draw people. If I was them I would be going after content producers, sites like RedLetterMedia, movie reactions, Vice Grip garage, Nerdortic, etc., etc. I'm listening to the Critical Drinker in the background on YouTube right now.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 07:34 PM (4thlk)

110 nobody wants to eat liver, even if you add onions.
Posted by: chango lot at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (g741k)


I mean....

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at May 04, 2021 07:34 PM (+5yHl)

111 Posted by: Eugene V. Tooms at May 04, 2021 07:30 PM (a/6Gi)

Wow, I have not thought of that show in years.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

112 >>> My admittedly oversimplified view of Kansass politics is that whoever caters to the farmers, promising them more government benefits, is the one who wins.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:26 PM (a/6Gi)


Koch family and petro chem industry has an outsized influence. The more liberal Sedgwick co., also Topeka and KC KS has a big influence. The aviation industry once had influence but probably not as much now. The ag. part of it isn't much bigger than those other things put together.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2021 07:35 PM (gIuO5)

113 Eucalyptus' name comes from Greek: "eu", meaning "good" and "calyptus", which I don't know what it means, look it up or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

When I was a teenager in Nabisco... Lincoln, Nabisco, named after our first President, there was a street tough named Calyptus Louie. He used to pick on the colored kids, and I said listen you dogfood pony solstice, summer's coming, cuz of the solstice. Come on, man!

Posted by: Alzheimer Joe at May 04, 2021 07:35 PM (a/6Gi)

114 When I was a teenager in Nabisco... Lincoln, Nabisco, named after our first President, there was a street tough named Calyptus Louie. He used to pick on the colored kids, and I said listen you dogfood pony solstice, summer's coming, cuz of the solstice. Come on, man!
Posted by: Alzheimer Joe at May 04, 2021 07:35 PM (a/6Gi)

Well played.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:37 PM (Tdu1D)

115 Wow, I have not thought of that show in years.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

I watched season 1 not too long ago. Two things stood out: First, the show was NOT shy about saying the Deep State was full of a bunch of no goodnicks, working hard to keep the people in the dark about a lot of things, and B, Gillian Anderson was sofa king hot, it's insane. I don't care that she turned out to be a flaming douchenozzle.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:38 PM (a/6Gi)

116 They cut the cat video off too soon. Seems the cat had more material.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:38 PM (lmikk)

117 Sofa King? What brand was that?

Wasn't there like a brand of radio or TV in Fallout named Radar King?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:41 PM (lmikk)

118 Two things stood out: First, the show was NOT shy about saying the Deep State was full of a bunch of no goodnicks, working hard to keep the people in the dark about a lot of things, and B, Gillian Anderson was sofa king hot, it's insane. I don't care that she turned out to be a flaming douchenozzle.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:38 PM (a/6Gi)


Correct on both counts.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 07:41 PM (t+qrx)

119
Publius, the inflation/stagflation broken record continues rambling on. It's really going to hit around Summer, looks like.

Many companies have been hiding it via "shrinkflation", which is selling less of something in typical package for the same price. I read something about how Costco was doing that with it's paper towels. 14% per unit price increase via a 140 sheet roll vs a 160 sheet one.

You've probably seen that shit in all kinds of products. In many cases this doesn't show up in the CPI -- it will miss shrinkflation.

But you can only go so far with that. You can't shrink a paper towel roll down to nothing. At some point, the visible price has to increase bigly.

That is happening now and will get in high gear in the summer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)

120 Gillian Anderson

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:42 PM (lmikk)

121 Hmmmm.

Karen Gillian >>>>> Gillian Anderson

Will that work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)

122 Hmmmm.

Karen Gillian >>>>> Gillian Anderson

Will that work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)

Depends on what decade you're in, but sure. Now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:45 PM (a/6Gi)

123 Karen Gillian >>>>> Gillian Anderson

Will that work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 07:43 PM (lmikk)

Hmmm. 20 years ago Anderson and I'd watch the hell out of that vid.

Today, I'd watch it but less enthusiastically.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 07:45 PM (Ojki1)

124 Did Mirror Kitty achieve self-awareness?

I mean, all cats are of course supremely self-aware, but it looks like he blew his own mind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 04, 2021 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

125 dog, dog, BAT !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2021 07:50 PM (QJIMk)

126 I mean, all cats are of course supremely self-aware, but it looks like he blew his own mind.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 04, 2021 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

Looked like he was practicing for his modeling gig at the Japanese pottery studio.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 07:50 PM (Tdu1D)

127 I watched season 1 not too long ago. Two things stood out: First, the show was NOT shy about saying the Deep State was full of a bunch of no goodnicks, working hard to keep the people in the dark about a lot of things, and B, Gillian Anderson was sofa king hot, it's insane. I don't care that she turned out to be a flaming douchenozzle.
Posted by: BurtTC

So Tattoo, we now know what Burt's fantasy is. Let him come to the island, where he can live it out.

Posted by: Mr. Roark, living on the island of weird dreams at May 04, 2021 07:51 PM (tjZg/)

128 I ate at a French restaurant in Walla Walla, of all places. One of the best meals I've ever had. I decided to try the calves' liver, to see if they could make it tasty. They did. It was in a great cream sauce, not dry or livery tasting. It came with oven roasted baby potatoes. It can be done, but I don't think anyone can work that sort of magic on beef liver.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 04, 2021 07:51 PM (5HBd1)

129 Trump has a new website. https://www.donaldjtrump.com/desk

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 04, 2021 07:53 PM (oUcR5)

130 I like liver and onions.
About the only thing my soon-to-be ex made that I liked.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 04, 2021 07:53 PM (a4lnH)

131 It was in a great cream sauce, not dry or livery tasting. It came with oven roasted baby potatoes. It can be done, but I don't think anyone can work that sort of magic on beef liver.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Did you have the liver with a nice Chianti? I heard that was the thing to do.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 07:54 PM (tjZg/)

132 What's happening mask-wise in upstate NY? Can you grocery-shop without one?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 04, 2021 07:55 PM (X1ysO)

133 14 Remember about 30 years ago the media frenzy about pit bulls? Like you had wild lions living in your neighborhood and you were minutes away from a mauling.
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Yes, it was like the MSM had suddenly realized that not all dogs are big good doofus friends. The (metro) city of Cincinnati banned the ownership of pit bulls. It got crazy. But as CPT Charles has said, "It's not the dog, it's the owner."

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2021 07:55 PM (W+kMI)

134 > But you can only go so far with that. You can't shrink a paper towel roll down to nothing. At some point, the visible price has to increase bigly.

What they do then is come out with "New!!! Now with 25% more sheets!!!" while raising the price by 35%.

It's an old, old scam.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 07:56 PM (JZT2F)

135 Banning pit bull ownership by drug dealers would be good public policy.

Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:56 PM (RzGcW)

136 I'm old enough to remember when the Media Frenzy was about Doberman Pinschers. And, before that, German Shepherds.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 07:56 PM (JZT2F)

137
I ate at a French restaurant in Walla Walla, of all places. One of the
best meals I've ever had. I decided to try the calves' liver, to see if
they could make it tasty. They did. It was in a great cream sauce, not
dry or livery tasting. It came with oven roasted baby potatoes. It can
be done, but I don't think anyone can work that sort of magic on beef
liver.
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Whitefish livers in Bayfield, WI. I wonder if they still fish commercial on Lake Superior.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 07:57 PM (+ya+t)

138 My friends, there is a coming chicken shortage. Prepare yourselves.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (QJIMk)

139 128 I ate at a French restaurant in Walla Walla, of all places. One of the best meals I've ever had. I decided to try the calves' liver, to see if they could make it tasty. They did. It was in a great cream sauce, not dry or livery tasting. It came with oven roasted baby potatoes. It can be done, but I don't think anyone can work that sort of magic on beef liver.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 04, 2021 07:51 PM (5HBd1)


Yeah, calves' liver, not overcooked, can be awesome. I've tried multiple times to make beef liver edible, but I think maybe it just sucks.

Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (RzGcW)

140 So Tattoo, we now know what Burt's fantasy is. Let him come to the island, where he can live it out.
Posted by: Mr. Roark, living on the island of weird dreams at May 04, 2021 07:51 PM (tjZg/)

Listen man, this thing better come with a time machine. No way I'm spending any time on your silly island with a 50 something year old raging lefty lesbian Gillian Anderson who thinks she's British.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (a/6Gi)

141 138 My friends, there is a coming chicken shortage. Prepare yourselves.
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (QJIMk)


*whimpers*

Posted by: The Chicken at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (RzGcW)

142 Evening all. Had a question from an earlier thread re; Chauvin trial.

Since his conviction is likely to be thrown out because of the BLM juror, (#52, iirc), and the fact that they charged him with everything except murder 1, which requires intent, wouldn't double jeopardy apply since they used all the charges and there are no lesser charges?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (OCTRt)

143 I like liver and onions.
About the only thing my soon-to-be ex made that I liked.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover


Luby's Luann platter.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (OCTRt)

144 Banning pit bull ownership by drug dealers would be good public policy.
Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2021 07:56 PM (RzGcW)

If you ban drug dealers from owning pit bulls, then only criminal drug dealers will have pit bulls.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (a/6Gi)

145 Since his conviction is likely to be thrown out because of the BLM juror, (#52, iirc), and the fact that they charged him with everything except murder 1, which requires intent, wouldn't double jeopardy apply since they used all the charges and there are no lesser charges?

The best Chauvin can hope for if the charges are thrown out is a new trial.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (SchxB)

146 I find it amusing that "good" calves liver is defined as "not livery-tasting".

You'll never see "good" steak defined as "not steaky-tasting" or "good" chocolate cake defined as "not chocolate-cakey-tasting".

Liver is, pretty much by definition, a toxic substance. The organ's function is to remove toxic waste from the bloodstream, so it is, by design, full of all kinds of nasty stuff.

See also: kidneys.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (JZT2F)

147 Fried chicken liver is good. But I don't think even the magic of fried could save beef liver.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2021 08:01 PM (l6b3d)

148 Since his conviction is likely to be thrown out because of the BLM juror, (#52, iirc), and the fact that they charged him with everything except murder 1, which requires intent, wouldn't double jeopardy apply since they used all the charges and there are no lesser charges?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (OCTRt)


*consults chart*

Your blood cynicism levels are critically low.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

149 Sofa King? What brand was that?

Wasn't there like a brand of radio or TV in Fallout named Radar King?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Sofa King? I am sofa king tired.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:01 PM (OCTRt)

150 "Since his conviction is likely to be thrown out because of the BLM juror, (#52, iirc), and the fact that they charged him with everything except murder 1, which requires intent, wouldn't double jeopardy apply since they used all the charges and there are no lesser charges?"


I don't think there's any reason to believe his convection will be thrown out. The courts aren't about justice anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 08:01 PM (4thlk)

151 Illuminati use to be a thing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 08:02 PM (o89XP)

152 Since his conviction is likely to be thrown out because of the BLM juror, (#52, iirc), and the fact that they charged him with everything except murder 1, which requires intent, wouldn't double jeopardy apply since they used all the charges and there are no lesser charges?
Posted by: rickb223

That might have been the case in "Olde America", where we had a Constitution, white privilege and shit like that. But I kind of doubt such a thing will happen (the conviction get thrown out).
Comrade, this is a new age, after all.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 08:03 PM (tjZg/)

153 I tried some of my grandmother's chicken liver salad once at that place at Neshaminy Mall, where all the old people ate.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 08:03 PM (vuisn)

154 Cat video looked like she was a checkin' out her look. That pat-pat gesture is something I've seen the women in my family do since the beginning.

The bat video cracked me up big time. The idea that a foxbat would prefer to stay horizontal on a soft, comfy couch instead of doing the hanging thing was something that even Disney hadn't done.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2021 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

155 138 My friends, there is a coming chicken shortage. Prepare yourselves.
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Nah, they'll just bring some chickens up from Mexico, Honduras, and El Salvador to replace the gap left by American chickens.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2021 08:05 PM (W+kMI)

156 It's the iron that you taste in liver. And kidneys aren't bad, if you trim off the white fiber around them. People used to eat all sorts of animal parts and there is a good reason why they did that. Nutrient dense food.

I did know an old timer that was used to eating really well aged steak. He liked for them to have a green tinge to them. I'll admit that it made them tender, but not the sort of steak I'd want to eat. I would not consider that to have a "steaky" flavor.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 04, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

157
lolwtf?

Funny how adult-pretenders (actors) need "fat suits" to play Roger Ailes or Linda Tripp but...

Robert cocksucker Redford played fake reporter Bob Woodward.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:06 PM (qKmqJ)

158 I offer you all a plate of my saffron risotto with chicken livers. I hate liver but will happily consume it in this dish.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 08:06 PM (j8kuY)

159 Deer Mr O'Spades :

Moar bats next time please.

Your Friend,
Bat Fan

Posted by: Bat-Fan at May 04, 2021 08:07 PM (I5FZ1)

160 Nah, they'll just bring some chickens up from Mexico, Honduras, and El Salvador to replace the gap left by American chickens.
Posted by: exdem13

Immigrant chickens doing the jobs that American chickens no longer will do.

Dying for you to have fried chicken on Sunday.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 08:07 PM (tjZg/)

161
And Dusting Hoffman is Fabio compared to that goblin carl bernstein.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:07 PM (qKmqJ)

162 Are you a mentally defective, cisgendered, BIPOCLGBTQWERTY?


Well if you are the CIA wants you.


For what, who the fuck knows, but it's probably not good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2021 08:09 PM (sfjR9)

163 I'm surrounded by Assholes!

BTW, I'm watching Spaceballs!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

164 If you ban drug dealers from owning pit bulls, then only criminal drug dealers will have pit bulls.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (a/6Gi)

Save the pitties, euthanize the drug dealers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:10 PM (Tdu1D)

165
Logprof been around?
I miss that bloke.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:11 PM (qKmqJ)

166 May the Schlong be with you.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 04, 2021 08:11 PM (4BGeF)

167 I offer you all a plate of my saffron risotto with chicken livers. I hate liver but will happily consume it in this dish.
----------
I have never met you or ate your cooking but I just know that would be awesome.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 08:12 PM (+ya+t)

168 Re: Fabio

I was reading something not long ago about how he had no idea what all those photos were being used for. He was still living in Italy, and had never seen any of the books.

As far as he was concerned, he showed up, put on a puffy pirate shirt/pilot uniform/gimp suit, posed for some pics, then got paid some lira. Easy money.

Then he went on a vacation to Florida...

Fortunately, Fabio is heterosexual, so he enjoyed the reaction, albeit he was a little overwhelmed for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:13 PM (JZT2F)

169 Moar bats next time please.

Your Friend,
Bat Fan
Posted by: Bat-Fan


Go to Facebook. Look up Bat World Sanctuary.
Bat Rescue group. Especially look for Statler. 34 yr old one eyed bat. Coolest dude.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)

170 Maury Povich cafe: zero grams of bats? Our lie detector determined....this was a lie.

Posted by: Funsize at May 04, 2021 08:14 PM (EiPf6)

171 dartist, any time you come through Texas I will make it for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 08:14 PM (j8kuY)

172 Brittany Venti talks to Bill Gates

https://youtu.be/8pvuqYAeA14

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 04, 2021 08:14 PM (ybIRR)

173 >>> 169 Moar bats next time please.

Your Friend,
Bat Fan
Posted by: Bat-Fan


Go to Facebook. Look up Bat World Sanctuary.
Bat Rescue group. Especially look for Statler. 34 yr old one eyed bat. Coolest dude.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:13 PM (OCTRt)

Is there a Waldorf too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2021 08:15 PM (b8eqQ)

174 Koala Cash: I slashed a Bloke in Melbuhn just to watch him die.

Posted by: Funsize at May 04, 2021 08:15 PM (EiPf6)

175 Posted by: Ben Had


You get any of the bad storms last night?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:16 PM (OCTRt)

176 Is there a Waldorf too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


*snort.

Not that I know of.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:17 PM (OCTRt)

177 I don't think there's any reason to believe his convection will be thrown out. The courts aren't about justice anymore.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 08:01 PM (4thlk)

That may be correct but if they aren't tossing this verdict out in response to what is now publicly known, then we have a lot more problems than just seeing justice done in this case - it really means that everyone should run for our FUCKIN' LIVES!

Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2021 08:17 PM (w2LAm)

178 Things getting interesting in Ukraine tonight.

Some kind of firefight going on outside of Donetsk.

Maybe Hunter didn't get a payoff that was expected?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 08:18 PM (tjZg/)

179 The daily press is the evil principle of the modern world, and time will only serve to disclose this fact with greater and greater clearness. The capacity of the newspaper for degeneration is sophistically without limit, since it can always sink lower and lower in its choice of readers. At last it will stir up all those dregs of humanity which no state or government can control.

[The press is] the most wretched, the most contemptible of all tyrannies.

If I were a father and had a daughter who became a prostitute, I would not despair of her. I would hope for salvation. But if I had a son who became a journalist and remained one for five years, him I should give up.

Posted by: Soren Kierkegaard at May 04, 2021 08:18 PM (JZT2F)

180
It's going to take a while for everyone to realize we are living through another Inquisition.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:19 PM (qKmqJ)

181 Whitefish livers in Bayfield, WI. I wonder if they still fish commercial on Lake Superior.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 07:57 PM (+ya+t)

Yes, the tribes do.

Posted by: clutch at May 04, 2021 08:19 PM (9UmRs)

182
dartist, any time you come through Texas I will make it for you.
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Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 08:19 PM (+ya+t)

183 Cab drivers are livery tasting.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2021 08:20 PM (X9WjX)

184 > Cab drivers are livery tasting.

So are jockeys.

It helps if you remove the shorts first, I understand.

Posted by: Soren Kierkegaard at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM (JZT2F)

185 The best Chauvin can hope for if the charges are thrown out is a new trial.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 08:00 PM (SchxB)

The best Chauvin can hope for is that he is right with God and that he passes peacefully in his sleep from some unknown thing really, really soon.

Every other outcome on the table is some version of dragging him through a show trial and a shiv in the back. literally and figuratively.

America is dead and he is set to be the new masters declaration of such.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM (Ojki1)

186 Cab drivers are livery tasting.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2021 08:20 PM (X9WjX)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM (Tdu1D)

187 Great! Now I'm surrounded by Dinks!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM (UHVv4)

188 In addition to the tribes, there are a number of private fishing companies fishing Lake Superior.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2021 08:22 PM (pnSY9)

189 Koala Cash: I slashed a Bloke in Melbuhn just to watch him die.
Posted by: Funsize

So i bet you saw Cash in Columbo.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 08:22 PM (o89XP)

190 Bozo, where are you getting your updates on ukraine? Always down to expand my news repretoire.

Posted by: Funsize at May 04, 2021 08:22 PM (EiPf6)

191 178 Things getting interesting in Ukraine tonight.

Some kind of firefight going on outside of Donetsk.

Maybe Hunter didn't get a payoff that was expected?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 08:18 PM (tjZg/)

Donetsk, Don't Tell.

*touches side of nose*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (6FeV1)

192 There's some commercial fishing of the (highly invasive) Asian carp on some of the Mississippi tributaries now.

Asians love it. It's a standard food fish for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (JZT2F)

193 163 I'm surrounded by Assholes!

BTW, I'm watching Spaceballs!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

---------------------

Have you gotten to now yet?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (CAJOC)

194 Strikes in Syria, coastal area (not usual target area), one assumes mostly likely You Know Who, but no info available. Some typically comical official newz report in Syria (warehouse with "plastic materials"), nothing else. Some casualties.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

195 Great! Now I'm surrounded by Dinks!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM


As long as they're not inside the wire, you should be ok.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (DMUuz)

196 Hi, Quarantinees.

Having babies is environmentally damaging, or something like that. Anyone remember some article about that on AoS?

Searching on AoS is especially fun. Was it in ace.mu.nu? Was it in acecomments? Was it in archives? minx which doesn't work anymore?

Or was it on some other site?

Frowny face.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the wonders of Alta Vista at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (R0PNN)

197 The best Chauvin can hope for is that he is right with God and that he passes peacefully in his sleep from some unknown thing really, really soon.

Every other outcome on the table is some version of dragging him through a show trial and a shiv in the back. literally and figuratively.

America is dead and he is set to be the new masters declaration of such.
Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:21 PM (Ojki1)

Some of Chauvin's fellow cops need to put their heads together, and find a way to break him out of jail. Were the circumstances different, could be any one of them in his shoes. He was following the procedures he was trained to do. No way is it a similar situation to the murder of the Aussie woman by the goatraper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (Tdu1D)

198 Donetsk, Don't Tell.

*touches side of nose*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (6FeV1)

Nobody makes a good chocolate cake donetsk. I don't understand it. Why is it so hard?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (a/6Gi)

199 194 Strikes in Syria, coastal area (not usual target area), one assumes mostly likely You Know Who, but no info available. Some typically comical official newz report in Syria (warehouse with "plastic materials"), nothing else. Some casualties.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

Biden gets Nobel Peace Prize in 3.... 2....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:25 PM (6FeV1)

200 132 What's happening mask-wise in upstate NY? Can you grocery-shop without one?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 04, 2021 07:55 PM (X1ysO)

Buffalo Wegman's:

I wear a bandana just to walk past the cop, and then it's down as soon as I turn the corner to hit the prepared foods section.

And it stays down the rest of the shop.

Cops don't hassle me on the way out either.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2021 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)

201 Now went by 15 minutes ago; Shit, I'm in the desert now.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:25 PM (UHVv4)

202 > Having babies is environmentally damaging, or something like that.

The best part of that is that only the communists believe that shit, so they're slowly editing their genes from the human race.

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

There'll be no shortage of Mormons and Mexicans, you can bet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:26 PM (JZT2F)

203 Nobody makes a good chocolate cake donetsk. I don't understand it. Why is it so hard?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (a/6Gi)

I hate when I grab a chocolate covered donut out of the bin, thinking it's chocolate cake inside, and it turns out it's just plain old yellow cake wearing a robe of velvety chocolate LIES.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:26 PM (6FeV1)

204 Some of Chauvin's fellow cops need to put their heads together, and find a way to break him out of jail. Were the circumstances different, could be any one of them in his shoes. He was following the procedures he was trained to do. No way is it a similar situation to the murder of the Aussie woman by the goatraper.


And put their pensions at risk?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 08:27 PM (SchxB)

205 >>> t's going to take a while for everyone to realize we are living through another Inquisition.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:19 PM (qKmqJ)


No one ever expects the spanish inquisition.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2021 08:28 PM (l6b3d)

206 201 Now went by 15 minutes ago; Shit, I'm in the desert now.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:25 PM (UHVv4)

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Nice dissolve!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

207 Just got back from a meeting, but would like to note that MadisonTheCat comes up to me after the lights are out and pats my mustache with her paw before she curls up to sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2021 08:28 PM (0OP+5)

208 And put their pensions at risk?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 08:27 PM (SchxB)

If they did it right, nobody would know who is responsible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:29 PM (Tdu1D)

209 202 > Having babies is environmentally damaging, or something like that.

The best part of that is that only the communists believe that shit, so they're slowly editing their genes from the human race.

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:26 PM (JZT2F)

Guess who is going into education and teaching kids, or making their entertainment? Political sense ain't related to genetics, and they may be "your" kids, but they are "The education system and culture's" kids as well.

And the communists are damn sure showing up on that front.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:29 PM (Ojki1)

210 Bozo, where are you getting your updates on ukraine? Always down to expand my news repretoire.
Posted by: Funsize

___

Funny, I'm trying to downsize.

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 08:29 PM (Fdh9S)

211 Nobody makes a good chocolate cake donetsk. I don't understand it. Why is it so hard?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:24 PM (a/6Gi)

I hate when I grab a chocolate covered donut out of the bin, thinking it's chocolate cake inside, and it turns out it's just plain old yellow cake wearing a robe of velvety chocolate LIES.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:26 PM (6FeV1)

That too. It's like a string quartet with a trombone player. Everything has its time and place. This ain't it.

Yellow cake. Fie.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (a/6Gi)

212 Does the Buffalo Wegmans always have a cop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

213 Vespa is being captured through the Schwartze!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

214
Having babies is environmentally damaging, or something like that. Anyone remember some article about that on AoS?

Posted by: mindful webworker



Rings a vague bell.
But I don't remember.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (qKmqJ)

215 180
It's going to take a while for everyone to realize we are living through another Inquisition.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 08:19 PM (qKmqJ


So the Government is the Catholic Church wearing funny outfits and conservatism is heresy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

216 Yellow cake. Fie.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (a/6Gi)

Funny, I couldn't get enough of the stuff.

Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at May 04, 2021 08:31 PM (Tdu1D)

217 213 Vespa is being captured through the Schwartze!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

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Would I lie?

*I'm watching the movie vicariously*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:31 PM (CAJOC)

218 212 Does the Buffalo Wegmans always have a cop?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

*waits for punch line*


Oh. That was an honest question.

Freakin' Current Year, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:31 PM (6FeV1)

219 Pensions are already "at risk", the number of states with walking sucking chest wounds is large. Yes, the Fedzilla will "bail them out" but at some point all the confetti bucks will become worth less and less.

And while my crystal ball is cloudy - one doesn't have to stretch their imagination too far to discover that ... tada!!!

Pensions Are White Supremacy

It isn't "fair" .... etc.

Wait for it.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2021 08:32 PM (k2yk7)

220 Your helmet is so big!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:32 PM (UHVv4)

221 When I was a kid my grandfather had a Chris Craft on lake Erie when it died. Props to whoever turned that lake around to be maybe the best Walleye fishery in the country.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 08:32 PM (+ya+t)

222 Pensions are already "at risk", the number of states with walking sucking chest wounds is large. Yes, the Fedzilla will "bail them out" but at some point all the confetti bucks will become worth less and less.

And while my crystal ball is cloudy - one doesn't have to stretch their imagination too far to discover that ... tada!!!

Pensions Are White Supremacy

It isn't "fair" .... etc.

Wait for it.
Posted by: Common Tater


Not just that, but defund the po po is becoming a thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (OCTRt)

223 I'm catching up on the posts, and I'll point out there's a theory on Gab about the bad photoshop photo of the Bidens and Carters--it looks hastily thrown together

Jill is wearing the lemon dress--the same lemon dress she wore while accepting the dandelion weed from her spouse--another weird photo op The "fair" next to the AZ audit (which didn't have permits, or anything) has "two lemons" on the food menu.

And Harry's wife was wearing a "lemon" dress lately, too. People are wondering if its some sort of code.

Posted by: artemis at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)

224 220 Your helmet is so big!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:32 PM (UHVv4)

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"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

225 Not just that, but defund the po po is becoming a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (OCTRt)

Bagpipes at funerals: Also racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

226 US trade deficits skyrocket to record levels under Xiden.


Unexpectedly

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (4fSQf)

227 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

228 I bet she gives great helmet!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

229 Yellow cake. Fie.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (a/6Gi)

Funny, I couldn't get enough of the stuff.
Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at May 04, 2021 08:31 PM (Tdu1D)

I never saw any either.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Wilson at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (a/6Gi)

230 Common Tater @ 219- I hope I don't live long enough to see military retirement become White Supremacy but......

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

231 227 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

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OK, I don't remember that part...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:36 PM (CAJOC)

232 I long for the days when I was just a plain old imperialist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:36 PM (6FeV1)

233 228 I bet she gives great helmet!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

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"That's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:36 PM (CAJOC)

234 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

Do Lake Erie salmon swim downstream to spawn?

Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at May 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Tdu1D)

235 Princess Vespa is demanding fresh salmon in her jail cell.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:37 PM (UHVv4)

236 227 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

Yes, water is a lot deeper and colder over by Pelee and can support them.

Posted by: clutch at May 04, 2021 08:38 PM (9UmRs)

237 Not just that, but defund the po po is becoming a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (OCTRt)

Looking at reports from some cities they don't need to worry about defunding as the cops are self-selecting to be elsewhere.

But I am sure the social workers will fill in the missing spots with great aplomb.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:38 PM (Ojki1)

238 234 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

Do Lake Erie salmon swim downstream to spawn?
Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at May 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Tdu1D)

They usually just pool their resources and hire a charter vessel.

"Boat, boat, boat your roe,
gently down the stream..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

239 235 Princess Vespa is demanding fresh salmon in her jail cell.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:37 PM (UHVv4)

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Now you're just messin' with me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (CAJOC)

240 Do Lake Erie salmon swim downstream to spawn?
Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at May 04, 2021 08:37 PM (Tdu1D)

They use to hike it.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (Ojki1)

241 Chauvin has filed for a new trial.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

242 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)

For Smithsonian reference purposes, I have saved a Costco roll of 200 full size towels in the vault!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (hOUT3)

243 Barf saves the day when they run out of ammo! But they still get caught!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (UHVv4)

244 "Boat, boat, boat your roe,
gently down the stream..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (Tdu1D)

245 Bruce Jenner's new campaign ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48aCskFJ6U

You know, if I were Californian, and faced with the choice of a Communist or someone with mental illness, I might just go for the person with mental illness.

Most mentally-ill people aren't a danger to others, while every Communist is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)

246 Xiden

So futuristic. LIke this name. Cold, heartless. The end.Take your shoes off and die die.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (o89XP)

247 I'm watching a gif of Tommy Lasorda punching out the Philly Phanatic and laughing my ass off. I don't even know why Tommy did it, but I'm confident that shaggy bastard deserved it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 04, 2021 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

248 He got my hair! He got my hair! Bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:41 PM (UHVv4)

249 243 Barf saves the day when they run out of ammo! But they still get caught!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (UHVv4)

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"You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

250 Chauvin has filed for a new trial.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)


No standing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (2JVJo)

251 245 Bruce Jenner's new campaign ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48aCskFJ6U

You know, if I were Californian, and faced with the choice of a Communist or someone with mental illness, I might just go for the person with mental illness.

Most mentally-ill people aren't a danger to others, while every Communist is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)

What would you rather have? Some dickless crazy whack-job? Or a former olympian?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

252 The ship is... changing...

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

253 ... into a gigantic maid!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:43 PM (UHVv4)

254 Bruce Jenner's new campaign ad:

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"I may be nuts, but I'm not stupid!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:43 PM (OCTRt)

255 What would you rather have? Some dickless crazy whack-job? Or a former olympian?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

That's a false dickotomy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (Tdu1D)

256 Everyone go to our new website, vaccine.cum!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (6XLoz)

257 There's commercial salmon fishing in Lake Erie too.
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I wonder where it all goes. Seems like we could support American need for meat and produce a little better without that Chinese shit.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (+ya+t)

258 Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

259 252 The ship is... changing...
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

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"Spaceball One has now become... *bum bum bum bum bum* Megamaid!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

260 Did Bruce actually get the dick chop?

From what I'd heard, he still enjoys having the sexy time with women, and it seems like getting the chop-chop would interfere with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (JZT2F)

261 No more nasty Five Year Plans,
Take a chance and go with Trans!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (6FeV1)

262 250 Chauvin has filed for a new trial.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

No standing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (2JVJo)

But we have all these additional charges we'd like to file.

Posted by: DOJ at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (Ojki1)

263 She's gone from Suck to Blow! Do something!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (UHVv4)

264 I think a dykeotomy is when you change a lesbian into an imitation straight man, but I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (JZT2F)

265 Did Bruce actually get the dick chop?

From what I'd heard, he still enjoys having the sexy time with women, and it seems like getting the chop-chop would interfere with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


He still has what God gave him. He's nuts. Not stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:46 PM (OCTRt)

266 255 What would you rather have? Some dickless crazy whack-job? Or a former olympian?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

That's a false dickotomy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (Tdu1D)

"But the surgeon told me the dickotomy was a complete success!"

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 04, 2021 08:46 PM (6FeV1)

267 No more nasty Five Year Plans,
Take a chance and go with Trans!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (6FeV1)

If Jenner gets elected, there will be high-speed trans from Frisco to Sacramento.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:46 PM (Tdu1D)

268 263 She's gone from Suck to Blow! Do something!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (UHVv4)

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"Do something!!"

"DO SOMETHING!!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (CAJOC)

269 This is old, but still funny.

Cosmos on weed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAmJwYenIs

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (Fdh9S)

270 I'm gonna head upstairs I think...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (sFPHo)

271 > He still has what God gave him. He's nuts. Not stupid.

And still has nuts, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (JZT2F)

272 He still has what God gave him. He's nuts. Not stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:46 PM (OCTRt)

Notice since how "he" became "she" that pesky killing someone using "her" car never comes up?

So yeah, not stupid.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (Ojki1)

273 Just what we need- a Druish Princess!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)

274 Chauvin has filed for a new trial.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

No standing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (2JVJo)

But we have all these additional charges we'd like to file.
Posted by: DOJ at May 04, 2021 08:45 PM (Ojki1)

I think it's high time we let the World Court have a crack at this one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 08:48 PM (a/6Gi)

275 Notice since how "he" became "she" that pesky killing someone using "her" car never comes up?

So yeah, not stupid.
Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (Ojki1)

Most seem to believe that is where most of the 'trans' is coming from with him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 08:48 PM (lmikk)

276 273 Just what we need- a Druish Princess!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)

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"Funny. She doesn't look Druish"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

277 254 Bruce Jenner's new campaign ad:

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"I may be nuts, but I'm not stupid!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2021 08:43 PM (OCTRt)

I really thought we here in California had hit peak weird.

I was mistaken.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2021 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

278 Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (UHVv4)


I'll say it - Spaceballs is a stupid, juvenile, unfunny movie. Even by Mel Brooks' low standards for throw-anything-at-the-wall-and-see-if-it-sticks, it isn't funny.

The thing is the cinematic equivalent of a Michael Moore shart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)

279 269 This is old, but still funny.

Cosmos on weed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAmJwYenIs
Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 08:47 PM (Fdh9S)
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This is epic!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

280 That's not how you so a Vulcan neck pinch....

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (UHVv4)

281 > I really thought we here in California had hit peak weird.

The really weird thing is that other than him wearing a dress and makeup, what he says doesn't sound that bad.

Over Newsome? Yeah, I'd vote for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (JZT2F)

282 Most seem to believe that is where most of the 'trans' is coming from with him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 08:48 PM (lmikk)

I had a car incident and it brought out the trans in me as well!

Posted by: Turbo Teen at May 04, 2021 08:50 PM (Ojki1)

283 Mary Poppins wishes he had a Schwartze as big as Lone Star's!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

284 Accidents in a Trans Am automatically turn you into a Trans American.

It's science, people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:51 PM (JZT2F)

285 280 That's not how you so a Vulcan neck pinch....
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (UHVv4)

------------------

"Thanks"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:51 PM (CAJOC)

286 284 Accidents in a Trans Am automatically turn you into a Trans American.

It's science, people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:51 PM (JZT2F)

Do accidents in a Pontiac Aztek turn you into a dishwasher?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:52 PM (6FeV1)

287 Accidents in a Trans Am automatically turn you into a Trans American.

It's science, people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:51 PM (JZT2F)

I was a Trans American before it was cool.

Posted by: K.I.T.T. at May 04, 2021 08:52 PM (Ojki1)

288 If Jenner becomes the governor of Cali, will he move the Governor's mansion to the Trans-America pyramid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (Tdu1D)

289 Mary Poppins wishes he had a Schwartze as big as Lone Star's!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:50 PM (UHVv4)


If I did, you can bet your ass I wouldn't be sitting at the desk posting to the HQ at 10 at night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (2JVJo)

290 260 Rodrigo Borgia

So Bruce Jenner was a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Or does he really, really like boobs? Even more than us 'rons?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

291 Use the Schwartze, Lone Star! Use the Schwartze!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4)

292 Encore presentation of Carl Sagan's "Meat Planet":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

293 The really weird thing is that other than him wearing a dress and makeup, what he says doesn't sound that bad.
The really weird thing is that the one telling us things are messed up is a man in a dress and stiletto heels, and he's right.

Posted by: pep at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (v16oJ)

294 283 Mary Poppins wishes he had a Schwartze as big as Lone Star's!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

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"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (CAJOC)

295 Last

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2021 08:54 PM (sFPHo)

296 Me too, MPPPP!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:54 PM (UHVv4)

297 291 Use the Schwartze, Lone Star! Use the Schwartze!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:53 PM (UHVv4)

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"The ring is bupkis. I found it in a Cracker Jack box."

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:54 PM (CAJOC)

298 289 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

You would be in silent movies yourself? With overdubbing?

Nyah. You are too classy for that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

299 He's his own best friend.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (pnSY9)

300 Apparently, if Martin Short had not taken the role in Three Amigos, Rick Moranis was the second choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (4fSQf)

301 278 Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:44 PM (UHVv4)

I'll say it - Spaceballs is a stupid, juvenile, unfunny movie. Even by Mel Brooks' low standards for throw-anything-at-the-wall-and-see-if-it-sticks, it isn't funny.

The thing is the cinematic equivalent of a Michael Moore shart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)

I enjoy it as there is enough genera stuff to play with that it never became as one not as Robin Hood Men in Tights. And even that film is miles ahead of Life Stinks, where he tried to do a singular film (Trading Space) and someone gave him the money to do it. Any time I kind of wish he'd made more films I remember how out of gas MiT was and how horrible LS is and am kind of glad he wasn't as prolific as some other writer/directors..

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (Ojki1)

302 Do accidents in a Pontiac Aztek turn you into a dishwasher?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:52 PM (6FeV1)

Pontiac should have rebranded it as the "Ass-Torque" and claimed the ghey market, same as Subaru cornered the lesbo market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (Tdu1D)

303 Ironically enough, a Bearded Lady just beat Dark Helmet to an escape pod.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (UHVv4)

304 just spit in the back

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 08:57 PM (bTQ72)

305 I always click on The Dodo video links ... even though I know I shouldn't.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 04, 2021 08:58 PM (Agr8U)

306 303 Ironically enough, a Bearded Lady just beat Dark Helmet to an escape pod.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:56 PM (UHVv4)

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"Who are you? One of the freaks?!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 08:58 PM (CAJOC)

307 Now the Robin Hood one that one really sucked. I didn't care much for History of the World either.

I'll have the cleavage, er, the soup.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:59 PM (UHVv4)

308 MP4, agreed pretty much at and after Men in Tights (although MiT had some good moments.) Dracula Dead and Loving it? He's dead, Jim.

Spaceballs though is still pretty good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 09:00 PM (lmikk)

309 Just watched the bunny video. Awwww.

I think when those tiny bunnies squeak what they're really saying is, "please don't eat me!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

310 Oops, meant "the special".

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:01 PM (UHVv4)

311 Spaceballs and Men In Tights both aged well thanks to Hollywood's renewed interest in Star Wars and fantasy. Dracula should have thanks to the sparkly ones, but it's just too weak of a film to stand up.

Posted by: CppThis at May 04, 2021 09:02 PM (zcf1k)

312 I'll have the cleavage, er, the soup.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 08:59 PM (UHVv4)

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"Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 09:02 PM (CAJOC)

313 AOP @ 302- 'Hello. My name is Eromero, and I drive a Subaru.' Whispers amongst the attendees 'Eromero is a lesbian!' And Eromero says 'And I identify as a lesbian. I just love women.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2021 09:02 PM (0OP+5)

314 And the Aliens setup is a laugh especially with the cameos.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:03 PM (UHVv4)

315 313 AOP @ 302- 'Hello. My name is Eromero, and I drive a Subaru.' Whispers amongst the attendees 'Eromero is a lesbian!' And Eromero says 'And I identify as a lesbian. I just love women.'
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2021 09:02 PM (0OP+5)

'She's not wearing flannel?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 09:04 PM (lmikk)

316 314 And the Aliens setup is a laugh especially with the cameos.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:03 PM (UHVv4)

Imagine Brooks wasn't able to pull the same surprise stunt for that scene that Ridley did in the original.

Posted by: Bete at May 04, 2021 09:04 PM (Ojki1)

317 >>>You know, if I were Californian, and faced with the choice of a Communist or someone with mental illness, ...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)
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He's also a liar. As soon as he becomes Gov he will have epiphany and change his mind on the boys are boys thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 09:05 PM (leMBv)

318 Oh shit, there goes the planet.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:05 PM (UHVv4)

319 ONT's up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 09:06 PM (6FeV1)

320 318 Oh shit, there goes the planet.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:05 PM (UHVv4)

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"What's that coming out of her nose?"

"Spaceballs!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 09:06 PM (CAJOC)

321 Prince Lone Star arrives!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:07 PM (UHVv4)

322 And they're married using the short form!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:07 PM (UHVv4)

323 321 Prince Lone Star arrives!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:07 PM (UHVv4)

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"What's your name?"

"Barf"

"Your full name"

"Barfolomew"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 09:09 PM (CAJOC)

324 212 Does the Buffalo Wegmans always have a cop?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

Since the Lung Rot started, yes!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2021 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

325 And the follow-up movie is... Total Recall !!!

Good night, No One of Consequence. Thank you very much for the laughs.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:14 PM (UHVv4)

326 325 And the follow-up movie is... Total Recall !!!

Good night, No One of Consequence. Thank you very much for the laughs.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:14 PM (UHVv4)

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Thanks for the play-by-play. Second best way to enjoy the movie.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2021 09:15 PM (CAJOC)

327
I think I remember that Brucie got the Frankencooter.

And at one time he was special friends with another (much younger) tranny. Don't know whether xe got the Frakencooter or not.

So who knows just what they do, and who's sticking what in where?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 09:19 PM (Mzdiz)

328 Cheers!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 09:20 PM (UHVv4)

329 You said there would be no bats!
And there were bats!
Aagh. Carry on

Posted by: pj at May 04, 2021 09:20 PM (G1dq6)

330 Do accidents in a Pontiac Aztek turn you into a dishwasher?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:52 PM (6FeV1)

Stay out of my territory.

Posted by: Walter White at May 04, 2021 09:20 PM (ybIRR)

331 Cat video looked like she was a checkin' out her look. That pat-pat gesture is something I've seen the women in my family do since the beginning.

The bat video cracked me up big time. The idea that a foxbat would prefer to stay horizontal on a soft, comfy couch instead of doing the hanging thing was something that even Disney hadn't done.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2021 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

All the cats I have known have known they have ears - you can tell because when they first peek over the edge of a bed or sofa to see whats up there they flatten the ears so they don't give themselves away before the eyes can see the situation. There is a smooth ears up - rise and flatten - keep rising and raise ears like a sub doing a periscope

Posted by: Oldcat at May 04, 2021 09:43 PM (eoQWY)

332 Most mentally-ill people aren't a danger to others, while every Communist is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 08:40 PM (JZT2F)

What would you rather have? Some dickless crazy whack-job? Or a former olympian?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

Newsome looks like he wants to grow up to be Mitt Romney. No thanks.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 04, 2021 09:46 PM (eoQWY)

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