Cancel Culture Mob Goes After Woke AF Actress For Wearing Fat Suit to Play Linda Tripp; Fatties Demand That Fat Character Roles Go to Fatties

And the target here is a very annoying SJW ratqueen, so I'm just rooting for injuries here.

"So, let me get this straight: Fat people don't get acting jobs because they donít physically fit the part," a disgruntled Twitter user comments, adding, "but skinny people who don't fit the part are given accommodations?"

Yes, because it's pretty easy for a skinny person to play fat. The lowest-cost option is just to wear oversized pants and stick a pillow in your belt.

But it's impossible for a fat person to play skinny. If it could be done, it would be done in real life all the time. Corsets and girdles can shrink the waist by an inch or two, but beyond that, it's impossible to artificially slim someone down.

Sorry but reality is reality.

Social Justice Warriors are children who need the mechanics of the physical world explained to them in the simplest, most childlike language.

And then they start cursing at you because they don't like reality.

Twitter user @bluestockinsara states that "I like Sarah Paulson but far suits are dehumanizing," while also adding, "Hire fat actors."


There's another factor at work here: The producer of this show has a group of actors he uses for damn near every project, and so this is just a case of casting one of his usual troupe in a role.

I mentioned Paulson a few weeks ago. She was the leftwing ringleader of a very annoying video with privileged white woke actors promising to take responsibility for racism.

Before that, she attacked J.K. Rowling for thinking that women were not men.

But she herself was later attacked for refusing to "post her pronouns."

Megyn Kelly pointed out that wokeness is no armor against attacks by the woke:

"Paulson went after @jk_rowling for saying sex is real,Ē Kelly expressed.

"She''s since been attacked 2x by the mob--for refusing to post her pronouns & now for playing a larger woman," Kelly added. "You cannot pay insurance to The Woke & expect protection. The eat their own daily," she concluded.

As more and more of us tell the woke to go fuck themselves in the heart with a knife, the attacks by the woke on the woke will intensify: Because the non-woke become immune to the attacks, leaving the woke as the only people woke attacks work on.

Ryan Long did this apology video for fatsuits yesterday. I imagine he saw this Fat Suit Shaming controversy early and did a video with a really, really fast turnaround time.

But... wait, he hired a prosthetic make-up guy and wrote, shot, and edited this video in just a few days?

Maybe this is just coincidence, or knowing that what the woke must attack next, given that they've attacked everything else.


Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM




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1 I'll get em

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Isn't it time to dig up historical corpses to play themselves in retrospective biopics?

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (NHfQm)

3 Dutifully called
Acting isn't acting anymore, it's playing your own life.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)

4 If you hire big fatties to portray big fatties are they really acting at that point, or just being big fatties reading lines.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (djoaS)

5 Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (PiwSw)

6 You mean they didn't get Sharon Stone or Julia Roberts to play Linda Tripp? This so goes against SOP.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (aXxgO)

7 How long can this idiocy go on?

Posted by: shibumi at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (h1hWo)

8 I think Hollywood should do whatever the woke people say, so long as it makes Hollywood less and less money. So, basically, everything they say.

We dont need Hollywood. But they need us.

Posted by: Revenant at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (//ATM)

9 Not so fast, fat girl!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 04, 2021 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

10 How long can this idiocy go on?
Posted by: shibumi


The amount of intelligence in the universe is finite. The amount of idiocy however, is limitless.

They have just scratched the surface, sad to say.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 05:50 PM (Rvt88)

11 Fat girls don't get the parts because the casting directors can't pretend they're railing a teenage boy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 05:51 PM (SchxB)

12 >>> 8 I think Hollywood should do whatever the woke people say, so long as it makes Hollywood less and less money. So, basically, everything they say.

We dont need Hollywood. But they need us.
Posted by: Revenant at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (//ATM)

They day they (and many others) become as irrelevant as they *ought* to be will be very good...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2021 05:52 PM (b8eqQ)

13 Fat girls make the world go round, or at least wobble if too many of them congregate together.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM (o2MD2)

14
Fat Suits are Problematic.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM (MlLUG)

15 Ha h ha ha ha ha ha

Deep breath

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lolgf

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM (MtbDk)

16 To make up for this outrage, Lizzo will be cast as Twiggy, then Kate Moss, then a skinny crack whore in an edgy new wave movie.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM (xEIoY)

17 Heloooo......Fat people don't get the parts because they blow out the budget for Craft Services.

Posted by: All words matter at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM (NliDU)

18 Well the fat woke will eat almost anything so there is that.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 04, 2021 05:54 PM (haWye)

19 The crazy elevator goes all the way down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 05:54 PM (VVEnO)

20 Fat bottom girls, they make the rockin world go round, yo.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:54 PM (xEIoY)

21 Do you have to give your penis size when ordering Sheath underwear, or is it one pouch fits all?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2021 05:54 PM (xPl2J)

22 Sarah Paulson may be a fucking Woke lunatic from Hell but she was incredible as the star of Ratched on NetFlix last year.

I still try desperately to divorce idiot uneducated fuckhead actresses and actors' personal imbecility from their on-screen abilities. I know I am a bit strange in that respect.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 05:54 PM (0bGEp)

23 Bitter Clinger: "If you hire big fatties to portray big fatties are they really acting at that point, or just being big fatties reading lines."

The following always makes me laugh and reminds me of Olivier's greatness:

Dustin Hoffman has long been known as one of method acting's most earnest exponents. A showbiz story involves his collaboration with Laurence Olivier on the 1976 film Marathon Man. Upon being asked by his co-star how a previous scene had gone, one in which Hoffmann's character had supposedly stayed up for three days, Hoffmann admitted that he too had not slept for 72 hours to achieve emotional verisimilitude. "My dear boy," replied Olivier smoothly, "why don't you just try acting?"

Classic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

24 Hey, I got some actors for ya!

Posted by: Thornton Mellon at May 04, 2021 05:55 PM (rBtIz)

25 have all the fat puns been used up top?

Posted by: All words matter at May 04, 2021 05:55 PM (NliDU)

26 Get in muh belly!

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

27 Russell Crow wore a fat suit to play Roger Ailes.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (TrOGC)

28 These people are so mentally ill. I hope every one of them grinds the other into a dust cloud of woke stupidity. Eat each other alive. I do not care. Wait, I do care. I want it to happen. They deserve it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (O+I8R)

29 Got problems because you're a lardass? Don't be a lardass. Can't help it? How many lardasses did anyone see walking out of German labor camps after the war? What is the population of lardasses in the gulags? Yeah, it can be helped.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (o2MD2)

30 Media: oh my got we have an obesity epidemic!!!!

Also media: you be you tubby, eat those 6 cheeseburgers. And anyone who says otherwise is a H8 ER.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (MtbDk)

31 Sharkman,
Seconded. That was a great show.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (W2Pud)

32 Feast. Feast upon the woke!

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (KnJdm)

33 My field of fucks is barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 05:57 PM (+sEaZ)

34 There goes the "She's Too Fat" polka.

Posted by: Frankie Yankovich at May 04, 2021 05:57 PM (+ya+t)

35 Fat girls make the world go round, or at least wobble if too many of them congregate together.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2021 05:53 PM

I keep warning people about this, and y'all just laugh.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 04, 2021 05:57 PM (rBtIz)

36 so my uh sympathy meter....not registering at all....essentially the Whore E Wood set wanted this shit, so they should savor it.

Posted by: sven at May 04, 2021 05:57 PM (Lzpvj)

37 have all the fat puns been used up top?

Naahhhh, there's tons of them left.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (SchxB)

38 "GET IN MY BELLY!"

Posted by: Hugh Jass at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (NliDU)

39 I love those Woke vs Woke cartoons in Mad magazine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

40 "But it's impossible for a fat person to play skinny."

We can shrink 'em down.

Posted by: Presidential Photographer at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

41 The left always eats its own. And its fun as duck to watch. Burn it all down.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (MtbDk)

42 Linda Tripp?

So I presume this is yet another leftist, "Rethuglicans destroyed the greatest president over sex!" propaganda piece.

Hard. Pass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (2JVJo)

43 If Lena Dunham did the Stone Basic Instinct scene, would anyone know? Just asking.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:58 PM (xEIoY)

44 I love this. Reap what you sow, Paulson. Maybe now you'll know how conservatives feel... but I sincerely doubt it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (VWp7G)

45 No one has gone after all the gay actors playing straight parts.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (TrOGC)

46 Fat girls don't get the parts because the casting directors can't pretend they're railing a teenage boy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals



Shut down the InnerWebz. We have a winnah!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (0bGEp)

47 BTW if Linda Tripp had ratted out a Republican, do you think Hollywood would be depicting her as overweight?

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (eOTGX)

48 43

And entire generation of boys would be blind now due to eye bleach literally being used.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (MtbDk)

49 I'm liking Megyn Kelly more and more
Lady has guts.

Posted by: pj at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (G1dq6)

50 Megyn Kelly. That's a name I haven't seen in a long time.

Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2021 06:00 PM (wyw4S)

51 shes so fat she wore a raincoat and people kept waving at her and yelling "taxi!".

Posted by: Hugh Jass at May 04, 2021 06:00 PM (NliDU)

52 Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

53 She's so fat she uses a drone to help put her belt on.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (TrOGC)

54 I dare you to laugh at "Aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman"

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (Tnijr)

55 Fat, pink and dappled like a horned toad is no way to audition to be a false witness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (2goRJ)

56 Im sure there is an internet sub group for porn in fat suits, who will go find it for us

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (yIJFm)

57
The Shat had to wear a girdle on Star Trek.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (Mzdiz)

58 No one has gone after all the gay actors playing straight parts.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:59 PM (TrOGC)
This.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at May 04, 2021 06:02 PM (NliDU)

59 Megan Kelly is a rattlesnake. Cannot be trusted. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2021 06:02 PM (o2MD2)

60 Took me years to understand Poisons unskinny bops lyrics

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:02 PM (yIJFm)

61 My take away from this is...

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 06:02 PM (3H9h1)

62
She's so fat she uses a drone to help put her belt on.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (TrOGC)

Ok, I laughed. Whats wrong with me?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (NliDU)

63 She's so fat that Green Peace has her on their bumper stickers.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (TrOGC)

64 >>>Megan Kelly is a rattlesnake. Cannot be trusted. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Seconded. She "turned" when her woke buddies had enough of her garbage.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (VWp7G)

65 Got problems because you're a lardass? Don't be a lardass.

True dat.

But it is a problem for we weak-willed depressives that food is almost always right there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (2JVJo)

66 So we know for sure there are any non gay actors in Hollywood?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (MtbDk)

67 My take away from this is...

Some girls are bigger than others.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (KnJdm)

68 She's so fat it's easier to jump over her than walk around.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 06:03 PM (+ya+t)

69 I'd look up Sarah Paulson to see if I recognize her but I'm racked with indifference. Her name is familiar so I'm sure I've watched something that she starred in.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (A+wzB)

70 "I'm liking Megyn Kelly more and more, Lady has guts."


Everyone gets brave after they've been fired and settle the contract for millions. When she was on FOX she was useless.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (4thlk)

71 For mindless entertainment I'm pretty much limited to European women's track and field videos. Wholesome. Sorta.

Good intro are the two Biancas - Stichling, the kraut high-jumper, and Falcone, the eye-talian pole vaulter.

No fat people involved. Just good wholesome traditional lascivious drooling, er, appreciation of human achievement.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (OTzUX)

72 Sarah Paulson is waaaaaay out Left. The revolution is dining on its' own. Popcorn, anyone????

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (0KKyI)

73 Megan Kelly is a rattlesnake. Cannot be trusted. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Ive enjoyed being fooled by hot blonds occasionally

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (yIJFm)

74 so fat i took her picture last month and its still printing.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at May 04, 2021 06:05 PM (NliDU)

75 From now on only blonde people can ply blonde roles, no more wigs or hair dye. Only Americans can play American roles, no more of this Brits pretending to be yanks bullshit. Only Southerners with a real accent can play southern roles. Only doctor actors can be doctors. Only actors who were actually in the military can play a military role.

I mean fuck it lets go all the way with these rules

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 06:05 PM (MtbDk)

76 **food is almost always right there.**

Comrade, we have a program for that in the camps!

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty at May 04, 2021 06:06 PM (+hrKP)

77 The Shat had to wear a girdle on Star Trek.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 06:01 PM (Mzdiz)


Because of a combination of late hours, long commute and only the catering truck around (though he, Nimoy and Kelley had their own private BBQ spot), Shatner would start out slim and gain pounds as the season went on.

He wore a corset during the filming of The Motion Picture, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:06 PM (2JVJo)

78 You mean i couldn't play a fat short black woman without cgi help. Damn there goes my acting career.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 04, 2021 06:07 PM (0OmEj)

79 BTW if Linda Tripp had ratted out a Republican, do you think Hollywood would be depicting her as overweight?
Posted by: ace

Streep or Julia Roberts

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:07 PM (yIJFm)

80 Anytime a Lefty veers right, I encourage them... upon occasion there is a Red-Pilling... Hell, I got Red- Pilled around twenty years ago...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:07 PM (0KKyI)

81 From now on only blonde people can ply blonde roles, no more wigs or hair dye. Only Americans can play American roles, no more of this Brits pretending to be yanks bullshit. Only Southerners with a real accent can play southern roles. Only doctor actors can be doctors. Only actors who were actually in the military can play a military role.

--

It's still okay to be black and play Anne Boleyn though, right?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2021 06:07 PM (O+I8R)

82 lowandslow: "Everyone gets brave after they've been fired and settle the contract for millions. When she was on FOX she was useless."

She was the contract assassin who missed. Ownership and labor both wanted to take Trump out.

I still haven't forgotten or forgiven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

83 I need some guidance here for relative levels of fat. Fat as in extra pounds and still carrying it well or fat as in the rolls of your rolls have rolls.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (j8kuY)

84 Stying thin is hard for some people. Sure. And that is life, unfair as fuck. Some people are smart some are stupid. You dont demand the stupid ones design bridges instead of the smart ones do you?

Oh wait...

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (MtbDk)

85 "I'm liking Megyn Kelly more and more, Lady has guts."

Nope. Bitch thought she'd make a name for herself by taking out Trump. She needs to be kicked to the curb, repeatedly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (2JVJo)

86 Ive enjoyed being fooled by hot blonds occasionally
Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (yIJFm)

Always check for Adam's apple.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

87 Queen weighs in:

https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0

Also, Spinal Tap:

https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk

And everyone's favorites, Steel Panther:

https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw

Enjoy.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 06:09 PM (wPrvZ)

88 She's so fat it's easier to climb over her than walk around her.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:09 PM (Rvt88)

89 It is called "acting" for a reason.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 04, 2021 06:09 PM (s+u6b)

90
86 Ive enjoyed being fooled by hot blonds occasionally
Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (yIJFm)

Always check for Adam's apple.
Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

Ann Coulter...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:09 PM (0KKyI)

91 Megyn Kelly was a lot of fun when she first started on Fox. Then her inner Martha Stewart started to come out.

Posted by: Caliban at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (HgGBT)

92 Erev Tov

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (OVEfo)

93 So what have I missed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (OVEfo)

94 Classic.
.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

.....

Brilliant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (djoaS)

95 Something tells me we aren't talking about Lane Bryant models here.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:11 PM (j8kuY)

96

Enjoy.
Posted by: Sharkman

All songs Marcus Nimbler hasnt taken on?

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:11 PM (yIJFm)

97 Anything that accelerates the destruction of Hollywood im for it. Smod hear me now!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (0OmEj)

98 93 So what have I missed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (OVEfo)

Oh, our usual reprobate snark...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (0KKyI)

99 Some good news for a change:

Kansas Legislature Overrides Governors Veto, Lowers Age for Concealed Carry to 18

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (pAjZN)

100 >> no more wigs or hair dye.

That's gonna kill it right there. Does anyone naturally have Jack Lord, Mannix, or The Shat TJ Hooker Turbo 2000 hair?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (Mzdiz)

101 NGU, not a fucking thing and you'll be happier for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (j8kuY)

102 81 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2021 06:07 PM (O+I8R)

You betcha, just like 1/2 of Arthur's knights were black, gay, or Muslim even though *spoiler* the real likely Arthurian erpoch predated Islam.

Posted by: sven at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

103 kraken: "Ann Coulter..."

Speaking of, how's her boy, Mitt Romney? Her crystal ball still shining bright there?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (aXxgO)

104 If only ghey can play ghey, then straight can play straight, wewill know how many ghey actors there are.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (Cxk7w)

105 Die Hollyweird Die!!!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (R/m4+)

106 †Ive enjoyed being fooled by hot blonds occasionally
Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2021 06:04 PM (yIJFm)

Always check for Adam's apple.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:08 PM (KnJdm)

*****

And a penis

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (flINI)

107 Polina Knoroz also has fine form. The vaulting, I mean.

Such creatures were completely hidden during my time in Russia. Most successful maskirovka, evah.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

108 91 Posted by: Caliban at May 04, 2021 06:10 PM (HgGBT)

A lot like Barker's beauties and SE "DD" Cupp.....

when eye candy decides it is "really insightful" problems follow.

Posted by: sven at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

109 Oh, our usual reprobate snark...
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:12 PM (0KKyI)


Who you calling usual?

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:14 PM (KnJdm)

110 30 Media: oh my got we have an obesity epidemic!!!!

Also media: you be you tubby, eat those 6 cheeseburgers. And anyone who says otherwise is a H8 ER.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:56 PM (MtbDk)


I drove an Audi H8 ER to CVS to get my vaccination yesterday. Between that and the 6 masks I was wearing, I kinda passed out in the parking lot. Sure, I woke up covered in semi-congealed semen and missing a kidney. But, Biden will be very, very proud of me. Unlike you seditionists.

Posted by: rehkon at May 04, 2021 06:14 PM (DTX3h)

111 103 kraken: "Ann Coulter..."

Speaking of, how's her boy, Mitt Romney? Her crystal ball still shining bright there?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 06:13 PM (aXxgO)


I am sure she is following in his Train.... those Benjamins might somehow appear..

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2021 06:14 PM (0KKyI)

112 I think the KS gov vetoed some election process bill, too.

Where's NaCly Dawg to put us some local knowledge on these matters? And how did *KS* end up with a dips**t governor, FFS?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:15 PM (OTzUX)

113 I looked up Sarah Paulson.

She does not have much boobs. Doesn't seem to have much butt either.

Seems to have lots of RBF.

Would not bang.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 06:15 PM (djoaS)

114 All songs Marcus Nimbler hasnt taken on?

Posted by: Jean



Don't know that name. All songs about "extra cushion to better the pushin'"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 06:16 PM (wPrvZ)

115 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 04, 2021 06:16 PM (QIXE+)

116 That pole vaulter Allison Stokke sure is spankworthy. My goodness.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:16 PM (+sEaZ)

117 Megyn Kelly turned her back on being a good, hard hitting journalist. She let her personal feelings get in the way of her job.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2021 06:17 PM (O+I8R)

118
Man pull guns on BLM protestors trying to disrupt his dinner at a Louisville, KY restaurant. The protestors were armed themselves, turned out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9542919

Good for him. But they will try to crucify him if they can get away with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

119 That pole vaulter Allison Stokke sure is spankworthy. My goodness.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:16 PM (+sEaZ)

Not anymore. I mean still okay but nothing like her pole vaulting days. She's married to pga golfer Rickie Fowler.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:17 PM (TrOGC)

120 That pole vaulter Allison Stokke sure is spankworthy. My goodness.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:16 PM (+sEaZ)

Not anymore. I mean still okay but nothing like her pole vaulting days. She's married to pga golfer Rickie Fowler.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:17 PM (TrOGC)


Well that is unfortunate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (+sEaZ)

121 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (j8kuY)

122 91 Megyn Kelly was a lot of fun when she first started on Fox. Then her inner Martha Stewart started to come out.
-------------

Martha Stewart HELL; her last day at FOX on her last maternity leave she let out a 10 minute anti-male rant that was classic SJW.

No sir, Martha Stewart is a lady.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (leMBv)

123 That pole vaulter Allison Stokke sure is spankworthy. My goodness.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Since Ms. Stokke is used to handling poles upwards of 15 feet long, most of us Morons have our work cut out for us.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (Rvt88)

124 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (j8kuY)

Meaty.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:20 PM (KnJdm)

125 An actor should be willing to have diabetes to represent an obese person, full stop.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 04, 2021 06:20 PM (4n6fw)

126 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?

.....

How fattie?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 06:20 PM (djoaS)

127 "But they will try to crucify him if they can get away with it."


Not try, they will. His life is over.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:21 PM (4thlk)

128 Good early evening,Horde. I may have had a frozen fruity drink...

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2021 06:21 PM (m3RIE)

129 *sniffle* ace is being a poet again *sniffle*

It's so beautiful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 04, 2021 06:21 PM (GbPPJ)

130 How skinny?

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:21 PM (Tnijr)

131 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM (j8kuY)


Are we talking fat-fat, livestock fat, or circus fat?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:22 PM (+sEaZ)

132 Woke moves at the speed of parody and it is accelerating. Now once you parody them for something they are actually doing it. Soon someone will be writing the bit to mock them and they will do every single joke for real even before he uploads it to YouTube.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2021 06:22 PM (vMCab)

133 I looked up Sarah Paulson.

She does not have much boobs. Doesn't seem to have much butt either.

Seems to have lots of RBF. Would not bang.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

She is an immigrant from the Greek isle of Lesbos, so she doesn't have to be attractive physically.

She's a great actress, that's it.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (0bGEp)

134 I lean towards the well rounded side so will weigh in on the side of fatties.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

135 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?

Fiona Apple or Ashley Graham ?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (TrOGC)

136 112: The KS gov veto was overturned by the legislature.

Posted by: Revenant at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (//ATM)

137 How fat- 400 lbs
How skinny- 85lbs

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (j8kuY)

138 @121 Ben Had-Celibacy is the correct answer to your question.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (0jZnq)

139 Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:17 PM (TrOGC)

Huh. Random trivia fact right here.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (IYHxL)

140 Maybe Hollywood should do themselves a favor and make a good movie instead of worrying about how much everyone weighs.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (+ya+t)

141 A lot of women will call themselves fat when they are not. We are going to need some pics.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Tnijr)

142 How fat- 400 lbs
How skinny- 85lbs

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (j8kuY)

....

Umm, yeah.

Def 85 pounds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (djoaS)

143 "She's since been attacked 2x by the mob--for refusing to post her pronouns & now for playing a larger woman big fat sow," Kelly added. "You cannot pay insurance to The Woke & expect protection. The eat their own daily," she concluded.

Fixed it for you, Megyn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (6Grl3)

144 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had

How many days have I been drinking?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Rvt88)

145 Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:23 PM (TrOGC)

Ashley Graham gets that work while Fiona serenades the event.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (IYHxL)

146 Not try, they will. His life is over.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:21 PM (4thlk)

He wasn't arrested and it's Kentucky. He has a better chance than if this occurred someplace else.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (TrOGC)

147
"How fat- 400 lbs
How skinny- 85lbs"

Uhh. How tall?

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:25 PM (Tnijr)

148 JROD, I agree.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:25 PM (j8kuY)

149 I'm ready for my close up.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (DMUuz)

150 > Lizzo will be cast as Twiggy, then Kate Moss, then a skinny crack whore in an edgy new wave movie.


skinny crack whore, and I don't care
skinny crack whore, and I don't care

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (iTXRQ)

151 Trash heap

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (leMBv)

152 Was she a great big fat person?

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (vuisn)

153 Shouldn't all these white actors simply shoot themselves out of responsibility for black actors not getting parts all these years?

I mean, one Samuel L Jackson doesn't make up for all the roles that have been available that haven't gone to other minority actors.

I think all white actors should immediately give all their earned money to black actors and then shoot themselves in the face as penance for their sins.

Rob Reiner should go first.

If you're gonna take responsibility, not fake responsibility, then man up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (4fSQf)

154 @137 Ben Had-Ha, gotcha! I'll go for short petite 85lb woman. You didn't mention height to weight.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (0jZnq)

155 Megan Kelley has a very large dick.

This is known.

How she/it/zir uses it is another story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

156 I think it would be interesting to date a 7 foot tall woman.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (Tnijr)

157 LITTLE MAN IN THE CANOE SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (+sEaZ)

158 f'd- 5'2

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (j8kuY)

159 156 I think it would be interesting to date a 7 foot tall woman.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (Tnijr


Especially if you're a mountaineer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)

160 I once saw Lolo Jones in person, in her prime, at a filling station. Jebus. Beautiful.

Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (8SSHh)

161 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM


From my perspective, definitely not anorexic.

Posted by: Jack Spratt at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (DMUuz)

162 >>155 Megan Kelley has a very large dick.
This is known.
--

Is it larger than Bea Arthur's?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (vuisn)

163 Mrs IMG asked me to give the Horde an amusing heads up that relates to this topic somewhat.

Tess Holiday. She identifies as an anorexic whale. 5' 3" and well over 300 lbs. Search for her name and strawberry dress.

She is a "Health At Any Size" advocate and, the author of the book on that is named , I shit you not, Lin Bacon. Formerly Lindo Bacon. Nonbinary, etc.

Is this some intersectional shit?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 04, 2021 06:29 PM (8C7+r)

164 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:19 PM

And of course there is a porn category for either choice.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 06:29 PM (TrOGC)

165 We are going to need some pics.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Tnijr)


Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:29 PM (KnJdm)

166 real enemies about and they point out easy soft targets just like a hateful gunman.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (o89XP)

167 I'm ready for my close up.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 04, 2021 06:26 PM (DMUuz)
.........

Here, put in these false teeth. And this wig.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

168 It's simply unheard of in Hollywood to have an actor or actress transform themselves physically to play a part! /s Seriously, that's pretty much what they all do...all the time. These SJW jackals need to be told, in no uncertain terms, to go **** themselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (O+I8R)

169 155 Megan Kelley has a very large dick.
This is known.
Is it larger than Bea Arthur's?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (vuisn)

Ummmmmmm.....Yes. Uncut too.

She bitches about lint a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

170 I think it would be interesting to date a 7 foot tall woman.
Posted by: f'd

Nose to nose your toes are in it. Toes to toes your nose is in it.

You gonna work without a net?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (Rvt88)

171 Grab-a-Gun has Winchester .556 55 grain FMJ range ammo for 169.00 for 200 rounds.https://tinyurl.com/y75z4cmz

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM (VNmG1)

172 I want the SJWs to win this battle.

I'd like all of Hollywood to burn down, thanks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:31 PM (4fSQf)

173 159 156 I think it would be interesting to date a 7 foot tall woman.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:27 PM (Tnijr

Especially if you're a mountaineer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)


I have the theme music:

https://tinyurl.com/yxd35uxf

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 06:31 PM (vuisn)

174 An 85 pound chick is just a few steaks and one pregnancy away from being about right.

400 pounder. Well...it'd be hard to pound her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (djoaS)

175 Are there any female Sumo wrestlers?
Cuz those are some sexy outfits.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

176 JROD, check, mate.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (j8kuY)

177 @159 ALAbama-I swear to God I almost posted up a 7'+ woman for the 400 pounder and was going to say every man wants to conquer Mount Everest. Thats some Twilight Zone shit right there.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (0jZnq)

178 It's a good thing Tony Randall has passed on. And in the other direction, Rock Hudson.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (3/XaG)

179 78 You mean i couldn't play a fat short black woman without cgi help. Damn there goes my acting career.
nonsense. many actors have thriving careers thanks to the magic of cgi.

Posted by: Peter Cushing at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (v3pYe)

180 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had


Pubic arch banging on your bladder and make things uncomfortable. Too much?

Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (8SSHh)

181 I have the theme music:

https://tinyurl.com/yxd35uxf
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 06:31 PM (vuisn

I chortled. Much chortling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:33 PM (4fSQf)

182 " 5'2
Posted by: Ben Had "

5'2 , 400 pounds? I don't think I could find it with a sack of flour.
5'2" 85 pounds I'd be ascared I'd break 'er.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

183 You would need a pallet of flour to find the wet spot on a 400 pounder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:33 PM (+sEaZ)

184


So, will they lynch Eddie Murphy for "The Klumps?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (s2VJv)

185 many actors have thriving careers thanks to the magic of cgi.
Posted by: Peter Cushing at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (v3pYe)

The sooner CGI replaces actors the better.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (KnJdm)

186 162 >>155 Megan Kelley has a very large dick.
This is known.
Is it larger than Bea Arthur's?

So... here's the thing. Bea was a big womez. Megan is (sort of) small. Dick size on those frames is subjective. My bad.

I should have said, "Megan is a bigger dick." Less subjective, but still on point.

Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (3H9h1)

187 You would need a pallet of flour to find the wet spot on a 400 pounder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Rvt88)

188 In the last thread some folks opined that it was okay to strike a child for willful bad behavior - I disagree with one caveat - depends on the age of the child or, should I say, teenager.

Below the age of 15 would be wrong, they aren't capable of physically defending themselves, they are weak and vulnerable, and you have a real chance of causing lasting physical and psychological damage on someone that small and young, no matter how upset you might be over poor behavior. I've been there with an autistic child - it requires a certain amount of self restraint.

But later in their life, learn the 'crazy man' hold - police are taught it. I learned it. Its a way of subduing a teenager, one that's large in fact, without hurting them. It works, both on a teenage boys out of control, as well as teenage girls that are out of control as well. Its humiliating to the teen, but it works to diffuse the situation and no one gets hurt. Might tire you out a bit, but its well worth it.



Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (w2LAm)

189 Is Sarah Paulson a "great actress"? What defines that? She seems like one of those people Hollywood has deemed a great actress and everyone is supposed to agree. They love shoving people like down our throats; Melissa Leo, Vera Faminga, etc., etc. Bland looking middle aged women that are great actresses for some reason.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (4thlk)

190 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had


Any woman who will have me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (2JVJo)

191 Health at any size?
Ask the Covid Death angel if that is right.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (Cxk7w)

192 177 @159 ALAbama-I swear to God I almost posted up a 7'+ woman for the 400 pounder and was going to say every man wants to conquer Mount Everest. Thats some Twilight Zone shit right there.
Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:32 PM (0jZnq


It's Horde Mind. It's otherworldly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (4fSQf)

193 187 You would need a pallet of flour to find the wet spot on a 400 pounder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Rvt8


Reminds me of the harrowing, er, "love scene" between Giancarlo Giannini and Shirley Stoler in "Seven Beauties."

Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

194 Lazy or psychotic?


@Breaking911 1m

NEW: Minneapolis Prosecutor & Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman calls for prohibiting traffic stops for "non-safety-related infractions"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (pAjZN)

195 Tony Randall held the door for me first time I visited the East Wing of the Smithsonian, on the Mall (shortly after it opened).

A few hours later, then VP Mondale walked down the aisle at the quite deserted Giant supermarket at Wisconsin Ave. and Albermarle and chatted with me and my buddy, in the dairy section.

True.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)

196 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had

Anorexic, of course.

Posted by: Kat Timpf at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

197 190 Most bangable? A Fattie or an anorexic?
Posted by: Ben Had

Any woman who will have me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (2JVJo)


"Hey there!"

- - Rosa DeLauro in fishnets and garters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

198 "Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?"

Just latch on to any crevasse.

Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

199 184


So, will they lynch Eddie Murphy for "The Klumps?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (s2VJv


**checks intersectionality matrix....**

Nope. He's good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:37 PM (4fSQf)

200 You would need a pallet of flour to find the wet spot on a 400 pounder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Rvt8

Maybe with a car jack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2021 06:37 PM (+sEaZ)

201 195 Tony Randall held the door for me first time I visited the East Wing of the Smithsonian, on the Mall (shortly after it opened).

A few hours later, then VP Mondale walked down the aisle at the quite deserted Giant supermarket at Wisconsin Ave. and Albermarle and chatted with me and my buddy, in the dairy section.

True.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)


Should've asked for his daughter's number. She was do-able back then

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

202 There is something very funny about people complaining about an less fat actress using a fat suit to play a fat person.
It's ridiculous and should just be mocked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2021 06:38 PM (k39e/)

203 You gonna work without a net?
Posted by: Tonypete

Obscure jokes is my sthick.Maybe try rodeo clowning.

Your joke paints a so very sexy movie in my mind

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 06:38 PM (o89XP)

204 Oh I get it, Linda Tripp, so a fat suit. Since Ms Tripp is really a sympathetic person, we need to make her obese so everyone hates her because we all hate fat people. This should be great. Sounds like a winner.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at May 04, 2021 06:38 PM (lgrR2)

205 "It's ridiculous and should just be mocked"

We're working on it.

Posted by: A mountaineer at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

206 Wait! German judges have weighed in...

Eddie Murphy is guilty of crimes against humanity for making white people laugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)

207 Michelle Jehnneke

Posted by: Shaftoe at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (7wE6i)

208 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (pAjZN)

Lmfaoooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (IYHxL)

209 Yeesh, this is so goofy.

One of the major perks of being a Hollywood director or producer is banging cute actresses who offer up the V for as incentive to give them a role in a movie.

Not talking about Weinstein anger rape or any of that.

It's known there's a lot of sexual quid pro quo in that industry. Probably, same same with guy actors too. Cuz the rumor when Kevin Costner first came out is that he was banging every woman in Hollywood who could give him a leg up in the acting world.

Anywho, that's the main reason why fatties outside of very specific roles aren't hired. Everyone wants to become a Hollywood big shott so's you can bang Grace Kelly.No one tries to become a Hollywood big shot to bang gals who look like the last one left in the bar at 2 in the morning and who you can have for a bag of Jack Tacos and a Big Gulp.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (dWwl8)

210
When Bertha got movin',
her hips were hummin' in the wind.
The ground started shakin',
...

Posted by: The Butt Sisters at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (DMUuz)

211 No reverse cowgirl with the 400 pounder, thank you.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

212 "Hey there!"

- - Rosa DeLauro in fishnets and garters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

Crime against humanity right there

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (/6GbT)

213 203 You gonna work without a net?
Posted by: Tonypete

Obscure jokes is my sthick. Maybe try rodeo clowning.

Your joke paints a so very sexy movie in my mind
Posted by: humphreyrobot

My work here is done.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (Rvt88)

214 f'd and Mr. Aspirin factory, I am laughing so hard I have tears.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (j8kuY)

215 Not sure if someone already answered, but KS ended up with a socialist governor because the GOP insisted on "it's his turn" Kobach. Anyone here is more personable even after COVIDtide.

Posted by: Catherine at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (41zFX)

216 Gotta give credit where it's due:

"I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick."

-- Jeff Ross

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (vuisn)

217 Imagine a fatty bulemic. Yikes.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (lgrR2)

218 Eddie Murphy is guilty of crimes against humanity for making white people laugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)


Well, I'm safe then.

Posted by: Chris Tucker at May 04, 2021 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

219 Is Sarah Paulson a "great actress"? What defines that? She seems like one of those people Hollywood has deemed a great actress and everyone is supposed to agree. They love shoving people like down our throats; Melissa Leo, Vera Faminga, etc., etc. Bland looking middle aged women that are great actresses for some reason.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 06:35 PM (4thlk)

Paulson is always in the American Horror Story shows. She's just meh. I started and stopped the season where she's a lesbo lefty, who is in a town that is being overrun by something or other. I'm not sure what, exactly.

The backdrop is the '16 election, and Trump has just won. Either she or her partner didn't vote, and the other is furious about it. So I don't know.

I do like the AHS seasons, but barely got through the Roanoke one, and may not get through this one. I'm not sure how many more there've been, but some of the prior seasons were terrific television.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (a/6Gi)

220
"Hey there!"

- - Rosa DeLauro in fishnets and garters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)


Worst Vogue cover ever...

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (F0YaR)

221 Have we gotten to the meat of this problem yet?

Posted by: Just sayin at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (NliDU)

222 Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?

Que the "my dick is so big...." jokes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

223 Oh lordy. I probably missed the outcry about
"Yo mama so fat" jokes being literally Hitler because both racist and fat shaming.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 04, 2021 06:42 PM (Aashi)

224 Confusulated. Thought Kobach was the un-GOPe? Wouldn't be "his turn" if it's who I think it is, or if he was still who he was.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

225 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2021 06:42 PM (MhbK0)

226 Cuz it's ill to have a fat girl on yo jock.

https://tinyurl.com/35jsk78r

Posted by: Eazy-E and N.W.A. at May 04, 2021 06:42 PM (OssQ4)

227 Rosa DeLauro in fishnets and garters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

-------

Did you bring enough brain bleach for the entire class, Mister Sefton?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

228 But we must have black people in ridiculous historical roles like Ann of Boleyn and Hamilton!!!1!1!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

229 Even if you did, would you be able to reach it?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Rvt8

Just the tip?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (/6GbT)

230 Have we gotten to the meat of this problem yet?
Posted by: Just sayin at May 04, 2021 06:41 PM (NliDU)

Barely poked the surface.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

231 You gonna work without a net?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 06:30 PM


Dude. We're Morons. "Hold my beer" is our middle name, after Anthony Weiner misappropriated our previous middle name for his alter ego's last name.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2021 06:44 PM (DMUuz)

232 naturalfake: "Cuz the rumor when Kevin Costner first came out is that he was banging every woman in Hollywood who could give him a leg up in the acting world."

What'd he do to the women who gave him two?


Try the veal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 06:46 PM (aXxgO)

233 I await the usage of "tratty" and the determination that posting pronouns is White Privilege because it requires literacy. Writing that I realized 4Chan doesn't have to do a damn thing any more

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 04, 2021 06:47 PM (puu6v)

234 some women look great chubby, some look terrible. Then there are the ones that look like a beanbag chair and I just feel awful for them just seeing one, especially for the "I'm sexy dammit!" ones.

I'm not a sexy man, and its good to know your limitations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

235 @188 Boswell-Autistic child is totally different. My two oldest children threw fits ONE TIME each in public when they were little. They never did it again. Corporal punishment appropriately applied works wonders, especially when you hear them, as you're standing unseen around a corner policing each other. ".....you better not let Dad catch you or he's gonna whup your ass"'.
I only had to put a hand to my oldest and youngest one time, middle child twice. 17, 16 and 11 years old.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (0jZnq)

236 I feel bad about all those girls that have effeniment men and few other choices.

North America Continent has fantastic land mass.

I should plant a new flag.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2021 06:54 PM (o89XP)

237 This used to be my go-to hypothetical explaining to SJW types why they shouldn't be so eager to judge earlier generations. "Chances are we are doing things today that seem harmless now but future generations will condemn as problematic--like maybe actors wearing fat suits instead of hiring overweight actors". Damn, now its a thing!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 04, 2021 07:05 PM (ljXWV)

238 I only had to put a hand to my oldest and youngest one time, middle child twice. 17, 16 and 11 years old.
Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2021 06:50 PM (0jZnq)

My Dad was a Marine Corps Colonel - never raised a hand to us - still, we were scared to death of what he'd take from us because, when he said something was lost to you for misbehavior...it was lost to you for all time - and he meant it. Of course, we all tested that theory when we were small - and we all lost that bet. Because raising six kids required an iron hand and the discipline to follow through on your threats...the easy way was to just strike the kid. But to be deaf to the endless pleadings and the crying, that took some real toughness, and that was my dad, through and through.

One look from my Dad froze you to stone, because you knew that what came next was the loss of your most cherished possession at the time. Lost like, forever...kids are more afraid of that than anything in the world. I'd have begged for a beating over that, a lot.

Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2021 07:18 PM (w2LAm)

239 This begs the question: can gay/lesbian actors play straight characters ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2021 07:58 PM (X5CsJ)

240 "They eat their own daily," she concluded.

If they did, they wouldn't need fat suits.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 04, 2021 08:04 PM (Ndje9)

241 This begs the question: can gay/lesbian actors play straight characters? Posted by: SMOD

A: Yes. In the Senate, especially.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 04, 2021 08:05 PM (Ndje9)

242 Can stupid actors okay smart characters?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2021 08:34 PM (ZjFZv)

243 so serial killers and pedophiles should only be played by serial killers and pedophiles too?

Posted by: SixIron at May 05, 2021 12:17 PM (BU0yU)

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