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Tiffany launches line of engagement rings for men because gender is a fiction and sex is a construct but men are still apparently required to spend three month's salary on a bauble.

Available at Tiffany's flagship New York store from this month, the range is named the Charles Tiffany Setting after the company's founder, Charles Lewis Tiffany.

The design was inspired by classic signets and comes in either a titanium or platinum setting. The thickset rings feature angular beveled edges and a sparkling center diamond up to five carats in size.

The brand said in a press release the line "honors the jeweler's long-standing legacy in love and inclusivity, paving the way for new traditions."

S my d, B.

Another day, another racist tirade from an entitled black oppressor:


What a shock, the bitter combination incompetent and know-it-all turns out to be a teacher. Plot twist! Expectations subverted!




Posted by: Ace at 05:38 PM




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1 Orrin Hatch is another one who seemed to get better after he retired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:39 PM (lmikk)

2 I like the photo of George Washington.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:39 PM (lmikk)

3 And that final one is just fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:40 PM (lmikk)

4

Related:

Ace, I shit you not:

This week is "teacher appreciation week."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:40 PM (Dfw3/)

5 Bill Melugin's reluctance aside, I've already seen the obnoxious/entitled San Dimas motorist's name posted numerous places.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)

6 Hat trick? Something ain't right here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:40 PM (lmikk)

7 I, for one, welcome haircuts from our new umbrella-shaped alien overlords.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

8 Read the content like a noob. *sigh*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 04, 2021 04:41 PM (z5Vrg)

9 I don't think anyone could blame the cop if he did shoot that teacher.

Posted by: Wokey the clown at May 04, 2021 04:41 PM (Tnijr)

10 "The brand said in a press release the line 'honors the jeweler's long-standing legacy in love and inclusivity, paving the way for new traditions.'"

I think we can see where this is all going. So I think I'll start my own traditions and run it up the flagpole: No more Tiffany's.

Sounds like a fine, new tradition.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 04:41 PM (aXxgO)

11 Nothing says "I love you" quite like a snapDMtinder image.

I'm surprised the marriage between Bill and Melinda lasted this long.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 04:42 PM (2SdPm)

12 "San Dimas High School Football RULES!!!"

- Ox

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 04, 2021 04:42 PM (dfRN6)

13 The Reddit GW is kewl. Saw it a couple days ago. Also, Orrin Hatch is based.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (3H9h1)

14 Where do those damn cis women get off?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (VVEnO)

15 5 Bill Melugin's reluctance aside, I've already seen the obnoxious/entitled San Dimas motorist's name posted numerous places.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Everyone should be posting it, along with her home address and work address. Why not? Why act like there are rules, when there are none anymore?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (trdmm)

16 Tom, I tend to agree.
Like Alinsky said: make them live up to their own rules.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

17 The Gates divorce has really got to be the most pathetic, lame thing in history. I guess you can never get far enough away from the ones you hate.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (2goRJ)

18 That reminds me - I'll be in the salon tomorrow. They dish all the dirt. I'm not sure they even know a man is in there.

They certainly don't care.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Rvt88)

19 NEW: "You're always gonna be a Mexican, you'll never be white, you know that?"

A Latino LASD deputy sent me his bodycam video of a woman claiming to be a teacher launching into a racist tirade against him when he pulled her over in San Dimas. She repeatedly calls him a murderer.

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As a caller to Dennis Prager's radio show pointed out this morning after he played this audio -- that low-life proves she doesn't really believe the police in general and that officer in particular are murderers, otherwise she would not have been trying to provoke him into anger.

Make Bitch-Slapping Great Again! /

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (kQIOs)

20 Everyone should be posting it, along with her home address and work address. Why not? Why act like there are rules, when there are none anymore?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (trdmm)



THIS

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)

21 The hair cutting picture is straight-up funny.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (7nDbK)

22
No doubt the divorce action in Gates v Gates will be one thigh slapper after another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (pNxlR)

23 14 Where do those damn cis women get off?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (VVEnO)

If you have to ask...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (lmikk)

24 I threw up breakfast at Tiffany's.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Velxl)

25 Re. the Gates -- whenever I see couples make bold declarations of love online I start counting the days until the breakup.

Yep, he made billions, and they've given some away, and they tell the rest of the world how to live (while doing the opposite themselves, because elites). But fixing their own marriage is beyond them . . .

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 04, 2021 04:45 PM (NRmk4)

26 I like the photo of George Washington.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lantern Jaw George.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:45 PM (VVEnO)

27 Where do those damn cis women get off?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

How you say, at The Paolo's hideaway.

Every time.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 04:45 PM (Rvt88)

28 LMAO

https://gab.com/a/posts/106179061154263689

Trump's site is loaded with Facebook and Google trackers. WHY

So Trump's "social network" is a blog feed with Facebook and Twitter share buttons?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (jBRLB)

29 We're laughing too, Bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

30 24 I threw up breakfast at Tiffany's.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Velxl)

I hate the movie. All the characters are pretty damn despicable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)

31
It takes a Very Special Pair Of Jerkoffs to take to their twitter accounts and wish each other happy anniversary or happy birthday.

It's something the frenches do, probably because, they, like the Gates', are a fake-married couple in which the "husband" is a secret pedo-queer and the "wife" is just using him as a step ladder in her otherwise pathetic life.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (Dfw3/)

32 But fixing their own marriage is beyond them . . .

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 04, 2021 04:45 PM (NRmk4)

Money can't buy happiness . . . except when cutting a check to your divorce attorney.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

33 That reminds me - I'll be in the salon tomorrow.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Rvt8



Hey, me too! But if my stylist tries to cut my hair while wearing an umbrella, I'm out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 04:47 PM (Ez6QX)

34 Our founding fathers would not believe how screwed up this country is right now.

George The GOAT would be so sad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 04, 2021 04:47 PM (haWye)

35 Thom Tillis has always been a traitor. He's almost certainly gay, too. Most of our DC traitors are closeted (or open) gays.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (I99aF)

36 George Washington looks like Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (Fdh9S)

37 That bitch's rant needs to be sent straight her boss.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (7nDbK)

38 Aetius, isn't the character of Holly Golightly actually rather narcissistic?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)

39 The thing about Bill Gates is that no matter how nerdy, creepy, pedo-y or smelly he is, thousands of women will be ready to grab his junk.

And no, 'ettes, I am not dunking on women. The same thing would be true for guys if Gates were a girl.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)

40 Found this yesterday on Doug Ross, been saving it for an open thread. Everyone should read this, and spread it far and wide, IMO. If anyone asks you what "based" means, in the new lingo, give them this essay.

A Manifesto for the Based, James Lindsey (New Discourses)

https://tinyurl.com/bw9ccuyd

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (OssQ4)

41 In fairness the tweets we sent by their staffers

Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (iwI0S)

42
The cis-wymen rant reminds me of a posting I saw on FB about a year or two ago where an overweight and unmarried lesbian aunt thumped her chest about just how lucky her nieces and nephews were that she existed.

She was channeling "hero" before it became a thing 'cause COVID.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (pNxlR)

43 Remember SMOD? I think we need SMOD now more than ever.


/make SMOD great again

Posted by: shibumi at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (WAylS)

44 Also, I'm not the world's biggest Orin Hatch fan, but that tweet made me smile.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (I99aF)

45 I shot the teacher
But I did not shoot no prin-ci-pal

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (UHVv4)

46 That George Washington picture looks more like Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (2JVJo)

47 It takes a Very Special Pair Of Jerkoffs to take to their twitter accounts and wish each other happy anniversary or happy birthday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (Dfw3/)



Yeah, I don't get that at all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)

48 Why should Trump's site contain links to FB and other places? The other sites will just figure out ways to block them. They want nothing to do with anything Trump does, no matter what it is or if it does good or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

49 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales: "This week is 'teacher appreciation week.'"

Does the calendar say when "Taxpayer and Not Civic Sponge Appreciation Week" is? I'd certainly celebrate that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (aXxgO)

50 As a caller to Dennis Prager's radio show pointed out this morning after he played this audio -- that low-life proves she doesn't really believe the police in general and that officer in particular are murderers, otherwise she would not have been trying to provoke him into anger.

Make Bitch-Slapping Great Again! /
Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (kQIOs)
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Way back when, some people were in a restaurant in AZ, I want to say "Sweet Tomatoes," noticed a family sitting quietly, eating, and the men were armed.

The people were so enraged that someone would dare be armed in a restaurant, they actually confronted the families and told them how they were making people "afraid" because they were wearing side arms.

No disconnect there, at all.

Gad, people are stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (2SdPm)

51 Dude, it's a pity what's happened in San Dimas. Socrates loved that place...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (cjlB3)

52 The George picture is funny to me wonder what other past Presidents would look like.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)

53 That George Washington picture looks more like Kirk Douglas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

___

See!!??!!

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (Fdh9S)

54 San Dimas, home to Raging Waters. Bill and Ted would be most disappointed.
At least their coffee shop is excellent.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (uhPTO)

55 "The thing about Bill Gates is that no matter how nerdy, creepy, pedo-y
or smelly he is, thousands of men will be ready to grab his junk.
".FIFY

Posted by: Wokey the clown at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)

56
I hate the movie. All the characters are pretty damn despicable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)


Well, it IS a Truman Capote story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (pNxlR)

57 Grudge, San Dimas is also home to Raging Maxine Waters I think. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

58
This Bill and Melinda divorce is gonna be a good one. This will keep the Daily Mail going for a year.

We already learned that Bill had an "arrangement" where he could take a yearly vacation with his old girlfriend, and that went on for years and years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

59 What if both the Gates and Bezos divorces are just cover to allow each to liquidate large amounts of stock at the peak of a multi-decade asset market top without raising suspicion?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

60 We like Orrin Hatch more now because his replacement is such a twat.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (xPl2J)

61 The Gates Divorce affects my life almost as much as The British Royals' various weddings and interviews.

Not surprisingly, I care about as much about their divorce as I do about the opinions stated by various British Royals in televised interviews.

Everything I know about Melinda Gates I have learned against my will.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (V40IZ)

62 36 George Washington looks like Kirk Douglas.
Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (Fdh9S)

I am betting the eyes are wrong. I imagine General Washington had a better stare.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (lmikk)

63 I hate the movie. All the characters are pretty damn despicable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)


I'm not fond of the movie, but I like to say I am to watch peoples' heads explode. "Mickey Rooney is so racist! How can you like that movie?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (2JVJo)

64 GOPe fundraising must be in trouble. We started getting begging letters from that stalwart conservative Senator, Lindsey Graham.

To paraphrase the Critical Drinker, Fuck off GOPe.

Oh,.scored 100 rounds of fmj .38 special from the local discount store. It cost .40 cents a round.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (Ugos9)

65 The Gates Divorce affects my life almost as much as The British Royals' various weddings and interviews.

Not surprisingly, I care as much about their divorce as I do about the opinions stated by various British Royals in televised interviews.

Everything I know about Melinda Gates I have learned against my will.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (Fdh9S)

66 Noted civil libertarian Merrick Garland is asking congress for a budget increase of $85 million to investigate domestic terrorists AKA you and me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (sWM8x)

67 I noticed that the incredibly racist teacher had a really nice car. It is tough being an oppressed and underpaid black woman who is always gettin' murdered by the cops.

Posted by: Brian at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (eV752)

68 I think it's going to come out that Gates likes the young dick.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (Tnijr)

69 Duncanthrax, By G-D, I think you've got it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (7nDbK)

70 Brian, it looks to me like the teacher was driving a Mercedes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

71 I hate the movie. All the characters are pretty damn despicable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)

Cat plays a very believable, likable and sensitive cat.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (cjlB3)

72
It takes a Very Special Pair Of Jerkoffs to take to their twitter accounts and wish each other happy anniversary or happy birthday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Sure, but nothing ... NOTHING ... will top Shrillary's "Happy Birthday to this future President" tweet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (pNxlR)

73 TMZ has the divorce filing. Apparently Melinda claims 'loss of consortium' in her court papers.

"Even with pills, Bill was always true to his Microsoft brand."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (djoaS)

74 San Dimas, home to Raging Waters.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (uhPTO)



ISTR taking a class trip or two to Raging Waters.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)

75 Everything I know about Melinda Gates I have learned against my will.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (V40IZ)
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I would much prefer to go back to a time when I didn't know the Kardashians existed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (2SdPm)

76 So fucking tired of Biden calling wearing a mask a patriotic duty. It's not voting, nor military service, nor anything close. These people define pathetic, and stupid, and frankly, antipathy toward America which is the closest to anti-patriotism I can imagine.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (xEIoY)

77 I'm utterly indifferent to the Gates divorce. I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (cSyAR)

78
anyone remember "PDA's?"

I think Seinfeld did an episode on it. I dunno.

But when people displayed "PDA" it was always frowned upon, because no one else wants to see that shit.

Twitter is now a platform for cyber PDA between dysfunctional couples, fake couples, obnoxious couples, perverted couples, and boring couples.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (Dfw3/)

79 I'll pass on Uncanny Valley Geo. Washington

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (DXFDM)

80 Modern!George bears a striking resemblance to Charles Dance.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (WGara)

81 30 24 I threw up breakfast at Tiffany's.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 04, 2021 04:44 PM (Velxl)

I hate the movie. All the characters are pretty damn despicable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)

Agreed. Mickey Rooney's performance all by itself was enough to turn me off from the movie, but there's not one redeeming character in the bunch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (hKTv8)

82 I'm not fond of the movie, but I like to say I am to watch peoples' heads explode. "Mickey Rooney is so racist! How can you like that movie?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 04:51 PM (2JVJo)

THAT part does not even bother me. Audrey is a gold digging bint. Peppard is a twinkie in the city. His sugar momma is just a forerunner to Mrs Robinson (another movie I hated.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk)

83 Remember SMOD? I think we need SMOD now more than ever.

/make SMOD great again
Posted by: shibumi at May 04, 2021 04:49 PM (WAylS)
.......

I think Yellowstone Caldera may beat him to the punch.
43 quakes in April.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

84 58
This Bill and Melinda divorce is gonna be a good one. This will keep the Daily Mail going for a year.

We already learned that Bill had an "arrangement" where he could take a yearly vacation with his old girlfriend, and that went on for years and years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

I guess he tried to emulate the arrangement that Warren Buffett had with his wife and SF girlfriend, without success.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 04, 2021 04:54 PM (hKTv8)

85 We're I the officer I would have had some funnier retorts

Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 04:54 PM (iwI0S)

86 Sounds like Tiffany is trying to boost sales under the fool-money-parted paradigm. Just like a good little capitalist trinket selling entity would.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 04, 2021 04:54 PM (s+u6b)

87 Wow. George Washington is younger than Biden.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

88 Mercedes was nice now they are garbage,

Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (iwI0S)

89 I'll pass on Uncanny Valley Geo. Washington
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (DXFDM)


You may not be interested in Uncanny Valley George Washington...

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (t+qrx)

90
Mexican Cops are problematic.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Dfw3/)

91 So fucking tired of Biden calling wearing a mask a patriotic duty. It's not voting, nor military service, nor anything close. These people define pathetic, and stupid, and frankly, antipathy toward America which is the closest to anti-patriotism I can imagine.
Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (xEIoY)



Just saw that he wants 70% of adult Americans vaccinated by July 4.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)

92 "We're I the officer I would have had some funnier retorts"
.He played it admirably straight that's for sure.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (Tnijr)

93 Loss of consortium? Wasn't that what the Borg said to Picard?

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (xEIoY)

94 blake, my email is working again so I can thank you for the information.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:56 PM (7nDbK)

95 men are still apparently required to spend three month's salary on a bauble.

Question: when two fruits get "married," do they each spend three month's salary on a bauble?

Follow-up: when two dykes get "married," does neither one of them have to spring for a ring?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 04:56 PM (MNasJ)

96 This Bill and Melinda divorce is gonna be a good one. This will keep the Daily Mail going for a year.

Supposedly no pre-nup

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 04:56 PM (Zmnko)

97 Twitter is now a platform for cyber PDA between
dysfunctional couples, fake couples, obnoxious couples, perverted
couples, and boring couples.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 04, 2021 04:53 PM (Dfw3/)

Tell us what you really feel, schmoopy.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (KnJdm)

98 Ran into a Family Dollar to get cat treats and people cookies after my chiro appt. No masks required at either chiro or the store. I actually felt odd browsing the store w/o the dumb mask; I'll get over that odd feeling quickly enough, but I noted it, because I've been in the "masks are just theatre, but I go along with the signs to be polite to cashiers" for a year. It's going to be an adjustment for the poor FNM believers who believed the lie that masks do something.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (Aashi)

99 blake: "I would much prefer to go back to a time when I didn't know the Kardashians existed."

Amen. That and the entire phenomenon of famous for being famous. I hope there's a very special place in hell behind the special place in hell for these beings.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (aXxgO)

100 White people be crazy, yo!

Cathy Reisenwitz
@CathyReisenwitz
I'm watching the Boondocks for the first time and I have feelings. I understand the viewer is supposed to laugh at some of these characters. But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.

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One thing I never expected, complaining that today's woke comedians are just too funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (VVEnO)

101
Consortium is right next to unobtanium in the Wishcasters' Periodic Table of the Elements.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

102 >> I imagine General Washington had a better stare

It looks pretty good to me. He looks like a general in a civilian suit.

I'm now having a fantasy moment. I'm imagining that man, in full uniform of course, leading a re-taking of the city that bears his name. Restoration of the Republic he founded.

I'm imagining the look on his face as he gives the order to lay sack, and no quarter for the filth inside.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (Mzdiz)

103 Follow-up: when two dykes get "married," does neither one of them have to spring for a ring?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

No but they do have to wear matching lumberjack shirts and drive off in a Subaru.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 04:58 PM (Rvt88)

104 If you have that much money what difference does it make if you have to give away half? Even if Gates gave up 90% he wouldn't be hurting.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 04:58 PM (Tnijr)

105 hmm. i see over on freerepublic that a woman in hoboken, new jersey was attached by a wormnado. stay safe out there!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 04, 2021 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

106 #73 And don't forget, Bill shrank from 5.25" to 3.5" over the years.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 04:59 PM (UHVv4)

107 Nah. Washington would have wooden teeth and a wig, not dentures and hairplugs.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

108 Cathy Reisenwitz
@CathyReisenwitz
I'm watching the Boondocks for the first time and I have feelings. I understand the viewer is supposed to laugh at some of these characters. But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.

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One thing I never expected, complaining that today's woke comedians are just too funny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:57 PM (VVEnO)
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Wait...The Boondocks is intended to be funny?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2021 04:59 PM (WGara)

109 Re. the Gates -- whenever I see couples make bold declarations of love online I start counting the days until the breakup.

Exactly. Whom are they trying to convince, all the onlookers - or themselves?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:00 PM (MNasJ)

110
I'm watching the Boondocks for the first time and I have feelings. I understand the viewer is supposed to laugh at some of these characters. But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.


You're doing it wrong. "Boondocks" is not funny.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 05:00 PM (pNxlR)

111 Consortium would be a good name for an ED medication.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2021 05:00 PM (xPl2J)

112 That happened in San Dimas? Whoa.

Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at May 04, 2021 05:00 PM (H3MF8)

113 Deplorable Jay, They give each other a wax job.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (7nDbK)

114 Mercedes was nice now they are garbage,
Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 04:55 PM (iwI0S)


That's why I had my valet burn mine and replace them all with Maybachs. Lord save me from these poors and their Benzes.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

115 hmm. i see over on freerepublic that a woman in hoboken, new jersey was attached by a wormnado. stay safe out there!


Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 04, 2021 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

Go armed with fishing hooks.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (KnJdm)

116 Holup! The Boondocks was not a comedy?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (jBRLB)

117 Late to the party... just got here so maybe already discussed downstairs..

It would be interesting to see how that apartment is handled for tax purposes. My bet is that luntz writes off the whole amount as business expense, and McCarthy also writes off a big number (but pays a little) so both get to cheat the IRS. (NTTAWWT)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (SQHAx)

118 hmm. i see over on freerepublic that a woman in hoboken, new jersey was attached by a wormnado. stay safe out there!
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 04, 2021 04:58 PM (v3pYe)


Bore worms?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

119 58
This Bill and Melinda divorce is gonna be a good one. This will keep the Daily Mail going for a year.

We already learned that Bill had an "arrangement" where he could take a yearly vacation with his old girlfriend, and that went on for years and years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

Why have billions of dollars if you can't get a side-'ho?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (MBy9l)

120 116 Holup! The Boondocks was not a comedy?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (jBRLB)

I'm not a good judge.. I thought Black Panther was a comedy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (Zmnko)

121 59 What if both the Gates and Bezos divorces are just cover to allow each to liquidate large amounts of stock at the peak of a multi-decade asset market top without raising suspicion?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2021 04:50 PM (DMUuz)


Interesting.....

Posted by: Emmie at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (ofYez)

122 Re. the Gates -- whenever I see couples make bold declarations of love online I start counting the days until the breakup.

Exactly. Whom are they trying to convince, all the onlookers - or themselves?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:00 PM (MNasJ)


Some people *cough*my sister*cough* are super attention-whory and love having lots of people tell them happy anniversary or happy birthday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

123 Senator Susan Collins is "appalled" by the rude reception given Mitt Romney.

That's interesting, because coincidentally I'm appalled by her, the dumb cow quisling, along with the entire GOP.

She should be grateful that all we're giving her and her treacherous stupid cohort are boos.

Posted by: Homo Viator at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (yyaYU)

124 Bore worms?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

But enough about the bidens.

Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (KnJdm)

125 "But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.
"..
I must say you can just fuck right off.

Posted by: zombie Redd Foxx at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (Tnijr)

126 You will have to cancel your social security number to stop the auto payments from your checking accounts and credit cards.

Posted by: We Like Money dot com at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (jBRLB)

127
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 04:52 PM (Fdh9S)

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*fistbump back!*

Sorry, didn't mean to leave ya hangin'. I had someone swing by the office.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (V40IZ)

128 Brian, it looks to me like the teacher was driving a Mercedes.

Mercedes' QC has taken a dive off the cliff in the last few years. The cars are pieces of junk bought by shallow imbeciles who think they are luxury items. All it signals is that you have no class.

I'm not surprised the "HERO TEACHER" drives one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (2JVJo)

129 "Another day, another racist tirade from an entitled black oppressor"


Key word there for me is 'entitled.' The Progs are making blacks feel they can and should get away with anything.

Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2021 05:03 PM (AMIL/)

130 Bore worms?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:01 PM (t+qrx)



NOT THE BORE WORMS!

Posted by: Princess Aura at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)

131 I would not get my hair cut by someone wearing an umbrella as a mask. That hairdresser looks like a bat.

Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (wyw4S)

132 But was it really Washington?


"Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Order of Illuminati, killed George Washington and served himself as our first president for two terms. The Illuminati are ultimately responsible for the French Revolution, the Bolshevik revolution, the American Revolution, the Pope, the Kennedy assassination, the Manson family, the Rockefeller dynasty, the numbers 5, 17, and 23, the New Age movement, the Nazis, UFO visitations, the Universal Price Code, and the pyramid with the eye on the back of the dollar bill."

This is how conspiracy theories start.

Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (/BlEx)

133 San Dimas High School Teachers Suck!!!

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

134 Some people *cough*my sister*cough* are super attention-whory and love having lots of people tell them happy anniversary or happy birthday.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

That's my Sister... Husband and Kids dare not miss a B-day, Anniversary or Mothers' day...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (Zmnko)

135 Me thinks Mz. Gates saw the weirdness extraordinaire manifest itself in Billy and punched out early.

But, during the burning time coming, she get's eaten first. Or second.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (3H9h1)

136 men are still apparently required to spend three month's salary on a bauble.


Heh.
When I proposed to Mrs D I was only working part time making $1.75 an hour. Spent 6 months worth.
I have to keep pointing that out to her from time to time.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (axyOa)

137
I'm not a good judge.. I thought Black Panther was a comedy
Posted by: It's me donna


The seriousness which members of its targeted community paid to that piece of dreck was comedic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (pNxlR)

138 Posted by: Thrawn at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (MBy9l)

Is she hot? If not that counts as a L.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (xMxdV)

139 Don't tell anybody but Mercedes are now built by Toyota.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (Tnijr)

140 They were nice but since the 90s the quality differential between Mercedes and other cars is not what it was to justify the $ difference

Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (iwI0S)

141 >--<

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (leMBv)

142 That's my Sister... Husband and Kids dare not miss a B-day, Anniversary or Mothers' day...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (Zmnko)
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I think, beyond a certain point, one just misses a few of those, on the off chance she moves out, leaving everybody happy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (2SdPm)

143 "...New Age movement, the Nazis, UFO visitations, the Universal Price
Code, and the pyramid with the eye on the back of the dollar bill..."

And me not winning mega millions!

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

144 "The cars are pieces of junk bought by shallow imbeciles who think they are luxury items."
.Yo!

Posted by: Coneyak at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (Tnijr)

145 I might have overdone it having Fauci vaccinate her 8 times. We were just staying safe. There goes the sun! Sigh.

Posted by: Bill Grates at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (W4eKo)

146 Nice lil Merc that poor LA teacher has.


@Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin's lawyer has filed a motion requesting a new trial on the grounds of "prosecutorial and jury misconduct"

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (cF8AT)

147 132: This is how conspiracy theories start.


Still more factual than anything coming from the mfm these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (A+wzB)

148 >> whenever I see couples make bold declarations of love online I start counting the days until the breakup.

Bingo. I've seen that more than a few times. One I remember in particular was this couple at our church "renewed their vows" and made all these public declarations of how much they loved each other.

The were divorced within 2 months of the "renewal ceremony".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)

149 picked kids up at school.

a sea of masks, sad actually

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 05:07 PM (bTQ72)

150 > The cars are pieces of junk bought by shallow imbeciles who think they are luxury items. All it signals is that you have no class.

So, rather like diamond engagement rings, you're saying?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 05:07 PM (JZT2F)

151 I might have overdone it having Fauci vaccinate her 8 times. We were just staying safe. There goes the sun! Sigh.
Posted by: Bill Grates at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (W4eKo)
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Tenth time's a charm, they say!

Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2021 05:07 PM (wyw4S)

152 "But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.

Thank you for sharing your "feelings." Apparently I said or did something that gave you the oh-so mistaken impression that I give a shit about your feelings. Could you please tell me what that was, so I make sure not to do it again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:07 PM (MNasJ)

153 Radio report this morning said that 1MILL+ vehicles are sitting on lots because there are no chips to finish production.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (7nDbK)

154 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin's lawyer has filed a motion requesting a new trial on the grounds of "prosecutorial and jury misconduct"
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (cF8AT)

Doubt it will make a difference, but good for them

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (Zmnko)

155 BMW X5 At 80,000 had fuel (warranty) problem that caused it to remain at the dealer for six week.

Then at 85k electrical problems occurred.

It's been replace by a Lexus.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (leMBv)

156 Adam Weishaupt?

Wasn't he that dude in the Beastie Boys?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (JZT2F)

157 Bingo. I've seen that more than a few times. One I remember in particular was this couple at our church "renewed their vows" and made all these public declarations of how much they loved each other.

The were divorced within 2 months of the "renewal ceremony".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)


Maybe "love" is like the other "l"s like being a leader or being a lady, if you have to publicly declare you're such a thing, you're not really it.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (MBy9l)

158 Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (/BlEx)

Well. The illumati got one thing right.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (xMxdV)

159 Radio report this morning said that 1MILL+ vehicles are sitting on lots because there are no chips to finish production.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (7nDbK)
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Send for more Doritoes, stat!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (WGara)

160 "But I must say it feels gross, as an exceedingly melanin-deficient person, to laugh at Black characters.
"..
I must say you can just fuck right off.

Posted by: zombie Redd Foxx
___

Heh.

I watched Boondocks on haji dvds downrange back in the aughts.
A lot of black folks did not like that show, because it held up a less-than-glamorous mirror to those that are all about thug culture, and the deification of black celebrities, like R. Kelly.

Definitely could not be made today.

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (Fdh9S)

161 Thank you for sharing your "feelings." Apparently I said or did something that gave you the oh-so mistaken impression that I give a shit about your feelings. Could you please tell me what that was, so I make sure not to do it again?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:07 PM (MNasJ)
----------------

Hmm, I see Twitter automated response possibilities.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (2SdPm)

162 139 Don't tell anybody but Mercedes are now built by Toyota.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (Tnijr)

Good, maybe the Japs can fix all the stupid electrical issues the krauts like to engineer into the damn things.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (o2MD2)

163 Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like that first pic.

Posted by: Bill Grates at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (W4eKo)

164 Trigger warning:

SFGiants 10, Colorado Rockies 0

Middle of the 1st

Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (KAi1n)

165 They were nice but since the 90s the quality differential between Mercedes and other cars is not what it was to justify the $ difference
Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 05:05 PM (iwI0S)


The funny thing is that Mercedes is only considered a big deal here. It's common in Third World countries, where Mercedes is considered to be like Ford or GM here, to see Mercedes as taxis, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (MNasJ)

166 Diogenes: "When I proposed to Mrs D I was only working part time making $1.75 an hour. Spent 6 months worth."

But that was back when $1.00 was like a Kajillion Bajillion dollars.

Posted by: Mr. President at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (aXxgO)

167
If they split up the $125B (give or take) 50/50, that will knock Bill down from #4 on the oligarch richest list to about #16 or #17. Melinda solo, will be right there with him.

Bezos got away with about a 75/25 split with his ex. And then doubled his money after that with the 'Rona lockdowns. He's #1, with $200B (give or take).

So Bill may lose his spot at the Big Boys table at the oligarch meetings.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (Mzdiz)

168 I saw Bore Worms open for Cannibal Corpse at a festival in Upstate New York back in '89.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (JZT2F)

169 Black Jesus was funny.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

170 Heh... number 1 wife got a snazzy ring.

Number 2 wife got nuffin'.

Number 2 wife still here.... yet has purchased gold and silver up the ying yang to "hedge".

Dis is love.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (3H9h1)

171 NEW: "A senior #Swiss diplomat in Tehran has reportedly fallen to her death in unclear circumstances. The Swiss foreign ministry has confirmed the incident."

-
I suspect white supremacists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (VVEnO)

172 I watched Boondocks on haji dvds downrange back in the aughts.
A lot of black folks did not like that show, because it held up a less-than-glamorous mirror to those that are all about thug culture, and the deification of black celebrities, like R. Kelly.

Definitely could not be made today.
Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (Fdh9S)


What was their reaction to "The Wire?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:11 PM (MNasJ)

173 Radio report this morning said that 1MILL+ vehicles are sitting on lots because there are no chips to finish production.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (7nDbK)
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Send for more Doritoes, stat!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (WGara)
.......

Yeah, we ain't working without snack breaks!

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

174 Some men like jewelry. I don't really get it but why not? The "engagement" rings are rather nice. I just don't get the woke marketing. An ad with gay guys exchanging rings makes sense. It's the "look at us, this isn't a mercenary decision because gay men have money, but a socially responsible and moral choice in order to be inclusive and diverse." That's what's weird.

Besides which, I'm sure gay men have been buying each other jewelry forever. I'm sure that women with men who wear rings have been buying them gifts, too.

Posted by: Synova at May 04, 2021 05:11 PM (BD/yx)

175 If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (+ya+t)

176 166 Diogenes: "When I proposed to Mrs D I was only working part time making $1.75 an hour. Spent 6 months worth."

But that was back when $1.00 was like a Kajillion Bajillion dollars.
Posted by: Mr. President at May 04, 2021 05:10 PM (aXxgO)


That's what I keep telling her. I don't think she's buying it anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (axyOa)

177 As a little kid, I once found a stash of Redd Foxx comedy albums at my grandparents' house that belonged to my uncle. Mush of it was too "sophisticated" for me, but plenty of it had me howling.

Growing up, the two funniest men in America were Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. Bill Cosby had the highest rated show in America.

Now I have to put up with being scolded for "laughing at black people without feeling guilt". And these are the same people who would call me a white supremacist.

Fuck every race obsessed white liberal. When the shooting really starts, I have my list. Currently, no POC are on it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (I99aF)

178 I would not get my hair cut by someone wearing an umbrella as a mask. That hairdresser looks like a bat.
Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (wyw4S)


You just know she can't friggin see anything. Might as well just cut your hair yourself.

Posted by: Princess Aura at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (Ez6QX)

179 Posted by: SFGoth
___

How is that a trigger?

It's not like most of us care.

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (Fdh9S)

180 SFGiants 10, Colorado Rockies 0

Middle of the 1st
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2021 05:09 PM (KAi1n)


Is that the number of players who knelt?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (MNasJ)

181 Off, sock!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

182 7 I, for one, welcome haircuts from our new umbrella-shaped alien overlords.
Posted by: 4 at May 04, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)


I want to know where they are sticking the handle???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (axyOa)

183 We had a troll here last night bragging about driving up to get his CV19 shot in his Audi R8.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (L2ZTs)

184 BMW X5 At 80,000 had fuel (warranty) problem that caused it to remain at the dealer for six week.

Then at 85k electrical problems occurred.

It's been replace by a Lexus.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM (leMBv)


*dingding*

I'd like to drive an E-class or an RS5 or whatever, but no way would I own one. Especially since I usually buy whatever model year just came off lease whenever I do buy.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (t+qrx)

185 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:11 PM (MNasJ)

It is widely regarded as one the GOAT TV shows FWIW.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (xMxdV)

186 You just know she can't friggin see anything. Might as well just cut your hair yourself.
Posted by: Princess Aura
___

Who's dumber?

Her or the customer?

Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (Fdh9S)

187 Hawaiian judges gripping their gavels tightly:


@Breaking911 8m

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin's lawyer has filed a motion requesting a new trial on the grounds of "prosecutorial and jury misconduct"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (pAjZN)

188 I want to know where they are sticking the handle???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (axyOa)
-----------------

Hi!

Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (2SdPm)

189 Any truth to the rumor that McCarthy "works off" the rent with Luntz? No? Then pass it on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (FfhWb)

190 Is the "trigger warning" that somebody is watching sportsball? Would be more interesting to report if there were any particularly grotesque or idiotic racist or anti-American gestures or actions.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (OTzUX)

191 CDC releases 'cruel' summer camp rules: Masks must be worn indoors and outdoors, no toy sharing and kids must be 3ft apart

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (bTQ72)

192 "Derek Chauvin's lawyer has filed a motion requesting a new trial on the grounds of 'prosecutorial and jury misconduct'"

What's the hypothetical punishment for the juror? Sternly-worded letter? Slap on the wrist via telecommute? Trip to Disneyland? Seat in the House of Representatives?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (aXxgO)

193 Tha Gates marriage is sad in the way that any divorce after decades is sad, but also. . tell me again why Bill Gates is suddenly in the news everywhere, pontificating about vaccines and meat and whatnot?!

I'd like a time machine trip back to late 2019 when I hadn't heard about or thought of Bill and/or Melinda Gates for many years.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

194 After she gets her haircut does she go to the showers

Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (iwI0S)

195 >Some people *cough*my sister*cough* are super attention-whory and love having lots of people tell them happy anniversary or happy birthday.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Ugh, yeah. There's a female relative on the periphery of my life who fits that mold. She's a decent woman and I like her, but she's way too easily swayed by the herd, and loves the adulation of her Instafans when she complains about her life or celebrates something. Did I mention she is a Biden voter in a Red state?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (DXFDM)

196 Fuck every race obsessed white liberal. When the shooting really starts, I have my list. Currently, no POC are on it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (I99aF)

You don't have Maxine Waters on your list?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (TrOGC)

197 I'm surprised there hasn't been a spoof music video by now of the Stones song:

"I can't take no... vaccination..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

198 >Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM (/BlEx)

Fnord

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (DXFDM)

199 Radio report this morning said that 1MILL+ vehicles are sitting on lots because there are no chips to finish production.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:08 PM
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Wait! Are you saying there are cars I can buy without chips? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (ju2Fy)

200 Maxine will look mighty fine with an apple in her mouth, roasting on a spit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (L2ZTs)

201 I got my CV20 shot and is rolling in an R9 !

Posted by: trolly troll at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (bTQ72)

202 It is widely regarded as one the GOAT TV shows FWIW.


Magnum, P.I. ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (djoaS)

203 Vote moar harder so Liz, Thom, Mitt and Mitch can fight for you!!!

Send $100 ASAP so we can stop the radical liberal agenda.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (MtbDk)

204 27 million dollar settlement from the city of Mpls.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (xMxdV)

205 I'd like this reality a lot more if -

Melinda Gates married Prince Harry.

Meghan Markle married Hunter Biden.

Bill Gates married Caitlyn Jenner.

Okay, Fate. Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2021 05:15 PM (EERbD)

206 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (aXxgO)

27 million dollar settlement from the city of Mpls.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (xMxdV)

207 CDC Covid-19 Rule #227: Newborns must re-enter womb for three months or until the coast is clear.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (aXxgO)

208 What's the hypothetical punishment for the juror? Sternly-worded letter? Slap on the wrist via telecommute? Trip to Disneyland? Seat in the House of Representatives?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 05:14 PM (aXxgO)


I think jurors can get hit with contempt of court, can't they?

Not that he will, but since you're asking.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (t+qrx)

209 It is widely regarded as one the GOAT TV shows FWIW.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (xMxdV)


Thanks. Interesting. I'd have thought that that one would have provoked pushback.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (MNasJ)

210 Now I have to put up with being scolded for "laughing at black people without feeling guilt". And these are the same people who would call me a white supremacist.

Fuck every race obsessed white liberal. When the shooting really starts, I have my list. Currently, no POC are on it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 04, 2021 05:12 PM (I99aF)

They and so many more weren't just great black comedians, they were American comedians. It was American humor.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (axyOa)

211 CDC Covid-19 Rule #227: Newborns must re-enter womb for three months or until the coast is clear.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (aXxgO)


Only if they see their shadow.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (t+qrx)

212 Any truth to the rumor that McCarthy "works off" the rent with Luntz? No? Then pass it on.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (FfhWb)


A neighbor reports they hear "She Works Hard For The Money" blasting from the unit at full volume several times a week...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (L2ZTs)

213 Further to Mercedes and luxury -

Having grown up on the North Shore of Massachusetts, within spitting distance of towns like Essex, Manchester, Magnolia and so on, old money doesn't show it. If they do drive a Merc, it's one from the 1970s. Only the nouveau riche and social climbers buy the Maybachs or Lexi or so on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (2JVJo)

214 LMAO

https://gab.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/posts/
106178475844961198

Brad Parscale IS running the Jenner Campaign. What a sociopathic liar.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (jBRLB)

215 >this couple at our church "renewed their vows"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)

If my wife even jokes about that, I shut that shit down fast. A vow is a vow forever; if you don't think I'm serious then wtf is even happening? Fortunately, I don't think she was serious about it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (DXFDM)

216 olddog, some one is missing a bet going back to less in a vehicle. Chyna is saying no new cars/trucks for you. Ford is sitting on 325,000 vehicles they cannot sell.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (7nDbK)

217 That's my Sister... Husband and Kids dare not miss a B-day, Anniversary or Mothers' day...
Posted by: It's me donna
------------------

Ah,.. but did she ever spend a year telling people she only had 6 months to live?

I should introduce the horde to my sister stories. (BIL was NJ pol.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (SQHAx)

218 "You're threatening to murder me and my son!" That idiot "teacher" was probably going to say the deputy did that knowing the county doesn't have bodycams. But, surprise, he bought his own. He's probably encountered a lot of people like her.

Posted by: abbynormal at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (I849g)

219 That bitch's rant needs to be sent straight her boss.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (7nDbK)


She's a unionized teacher in CA... most likely, and thus damn near unfireable. Plus female/black...

Close to invulnerable imho.

As an aside, San Dimas is a rich area -- Why aren't the cops there provided body cams? Seems strange.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (F0YaR)

220 qdpsteve, there's a great parody lurking in Ozzy's "Mr. Crowley":

Doctor Fauci,
what you do to your cred?
Etc

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (rVLwh)

221 How is it that young people can eat ice cream while I can't? It's ageist. And screw that! In a just world no one gets ice cream, unless I get ice cream!

Posted by: The Joe Biden Gaffe Machine at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (r9IMq)

222 Bill and Melinda were in the news all the time with their charity. It was all left wing fuckery like Common Core for example. but Bill being in the news is nothing new.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:18 PM (MtbDk)

223 I think jurors can get hit with contempt of court, can't they?

Not that he will, but since you're asking.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (t+qrx)
-------------

Voting not guilty during the Flynn trial, maximum punishment if it turns out you're a Trump supporter.

Chauvin trial, voting not guilty while being a BLM supporter gets a book deal and a spot on Oprah.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2021 05:18 PM (2SdPm)

224 Black Jesus?? Commander Sisko from DS:9??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 05:18 PM (UHVv4)

225 Who's dumber?

Her or the customer?
Posted by: SMH at May 04, 2021 05:13 PM (Fdh9S)



Ooof, that's a tough one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 04, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

226 thathalfrican: "27 million dollar settlement from the city of Mpls."

Sounds about right. Didn't know they had that many piles of money laying around. But they'd clearly deserve it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 04, 2021 05:19 PM (aXxgO)

227 It's weird, like some flashback to another universe, when I see the MLB (Padres) promotions and tie-ins in stores, with various products.

I don't see any promos involving BLM, or the Klan (if there were one), or the American Nazi Party (if there is one). Funny.

Was never much of a brand/sportsball consumer anyway (putting it mildly), but now? They might as well put "Al Qaeda" or "ISIS" as their tie-in. Would generate the same attraction.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 05:19 PM (OTzUX)

228 callsign, not bad!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:19 PM (L2ZTs)

229 "We had a troll here last night bragging about driving up to get his CV19 shot in his Audi R8."


What he meant to say was he was sucking cock being a Citgo.

Posted by: f at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

230 Biden did a press thing today announcing the new website, which he called vaccines.cum. Twice. There is video.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (6XLoz)

231 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:16 PM (MNasJ)

Well. It had some iconic characters, good writing and gave a glimpse into B-More life. And it was before everyone became a walking perpetually offended machine. So basically it came out at the right time.

Now? The drug dealers and hustlers have got to be heroes without question, every white person a devil and the cops? Well. Satans army.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (xMxdV)

232 226 thathalfrican: "27 million dollar settlement from the city of Mpls."

Ashli Babbitts family no doubt will never see justice or a dime

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (Zmnko)

233 Modern GW looks like kirk Douglas.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

234 My Wife and Kids is one of my all time favorite sitcoms,

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (TrOGC)

235 You just know she can't friggin see anything. Might as well just cut your hair yourself.
Posted by: Princess Aura

There is a new cut your own hair device being advertised on TV. Bonus! Can also be used for manscaping!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (VVEnO)

236 >>>I'm utterly indifferent to the Gates divorce. I suppose that makes me a bad person<<<
>How do you feel about the royals, retard Harry and his bitch, living on American soil? They need to fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (2goRJ)

237 I'm better than you because I do a politics and you don't. BTW, let's patronize the Woke MLB who hates our guts and uses its institutional power to fuck us over!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (DXFDM)

238 new website, which he called vaccines.cum. Twice.

dare you to got to it now !

Posted by: trolly troll at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (bTQ72)

239 So I turn on my TV
there's old man Biden wearin' his mask
sayin' to do it patriotically
but he can't be a man 'cuz his undies are
full of icky sticky stinky
I can't take no... vaccination

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Buffet fucked his sidepiece forever also

After marrying his wife, Bill Gates would spend a long weekend every year at a cozy beach cottage in North Carolina with his old girlfriend.

The billionaire Microsoft founder made sure the bizarre arrangement was part of the deal when he married Melinda French in 1994, he told Time magazine in a 1997 profile.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (yrol0)

241 213

I went to a fancy shamncy private school. I was the poor kid, lol. Well sorta poor, partial scholarship.

Anyway everyone there drove a 7-10 year old Volvo or Mercedes which was handed down to them by mom or dad. Mom and dad bought it at 5 years old. Brand new luxury cars were few and far between among my school friend parents.

Most people who buy $100k cars cannot afford them. People who drive $30k cars can afford $100k cars but dont drive them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:21 PM (MtbDk)

242 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2021 05:17 PM (jBRLB)

Parscale? He had mental breakdown I thought?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 04, 2021 05:22 PM (xMxdV)

243 >How do you feel about the royals, retard Harry and his bitch, living on American soil? They need to fuck off!

Agreed.. I know I shouldn't care but that Beyotch and her puppy dog "husband" drive me batty

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Zmnko)

244 "behind" a Citgo. The troll. Sucking cock. Back there.

Posted by: f at May 04, 2021 05:22 PM (Tnijr)

245 Taco tuesday?


@Breaking911 12m

HAPPENING NOW: Texas City, Texas Orders Residents To Shelter In Place Due To "Chemical Release" - https://breaking911.com...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (pAjZN)

246 I don't care what Bill Gates sticks his dick in. Just stop updating my PC in the middle of the fucking day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)

247
average millionaire in the USA drives a Camery I think

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (bTQ72)

248 f, got it! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (L2ZTs)

249 What he meant to say was he was sucking cock being a Citgo.
Posted by: f at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

Crack rock same as any other Citgo!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (yrol0)

250 Biden did a press thing today announcing the new website, which he called vaccines.cum. Twice. There is video.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (6XLoz)
.........

More Greatest Hits from Mushbrain

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

251 Duke, yup.
Also don't update everything on my plane in mid-flight, or on my surgeon's PC mid-session.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:24 PM (L2ZTs)

252 Isn't Melinda Gates a tranny now?

No great loss for Bill I would think.

Unless he got used to sucking a fake dick.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2021 05:24 PM (0bGEp)

253 247
average millionaire in the USA drives a Camery I think
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (bTQ72)

Used Lexus or Caddy. Also 10 year old truck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (yrol0)

254 Bill Gates is a man of great resolve. He manages to keep his extra strange to one weekend a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (7nDbK)

255 >>Buffet fucked his sidepiece forever also

After marrying his wife, Bill Gates would spend a long weekend every year at a cozy beach cottage in North Carolina with his old girlfriend.
- - -

Yeah, I don't care. The same way I don't care what Meghan and Harry have to say. I don't want a view into your particular dysfunctional relationships, people!! I also have no f$cks to give about how the billions are divided up.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (bDqIh)

256 F150 is the most driven vehicle by millionaires. But then again some d150s can push $100k.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (MtbDk)

257 visit me at vaccines.cum

for only $19.99 per week, I show you good time, long time

Posted by: Candy at OnlyFans at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (bTQ72)

258 No such thing as a cheap German car.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (DjiZK)

259 Joe XiDen, I believe some of the top-line F150s are very customizable?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)

260
Bill's old girlfriend is Ann Winbland, described as a venture capitalist (vulture capitalist, like Mittens).

The DM said that Bill asked her for permission to marry Melinda.

Nope, there's nothing strange or weird about our elite oligarchs. Nothing that would make you think they may be into some Really Weird Shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

261
Radio report this morning said that 1MILL+ vehicles are sitting on lots because there are no chips to finish production.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:08


domestic production is down well over a million units because of the chip shortage. for the most part, one cannot build the vehicle and put the chip in later, mostly

the chip shortage is actually masking the outrageous cost of steel (which was at almost an all time high in October and has then doubled since the election)

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (DUIap)

262 No such thing as a cheap German car.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (DjiZK)

Especially when you factor in repair costs.

Every time I bring my beemer in, it's 1~2 grand. At this point, I'm just driving it until the wheels fall off.

I love that car, but damned if I'll ever lover another BMW.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

263 I drive a F150.

Where's my money!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:27 PM (axyOa)

264 245 Taco tuesday?


@Breaking911 12m

HAPPENING NOW: Texas City, Texas Orders Residents To Shelter In Place Due To "Chemical Release" - https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (pAjZN)

Were a running naked thru the clouds like when we rode bike in the mosquito fog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:27 PM (yrol0)

265 Any side piece of Buffet or Gates is being paid very well. High priced whores.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:27 PM (TrOGC)

266 I like to think if I made it financially, I'd drive a nice but not ridonkulously expensive Hyundai or Honda SUV.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:27 PM (L2ZTs)

267 I have a question about Biden. Why does he look like a literal stuffed shirt lately? I don't remember him looking like this even a couple months ago. Padding for his daily fall?

Posted by: soulpile at May 04, 2021 05:27 PM (VTLGo)

268 Old money in New England drive old Mercedes - the ones with the 1,000,000 mile badges on the grill.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

269 There are some fun YouTube channels that looks for the most depreciated cars. You can get like $200k msrp cars for $15k after only 10 years or so. Of course the maintenance will still be killer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (MtbDk)

270 new website, which he called vaccines.cum. Twice.

dare you to got to it now !
.......

Be sure to do Google image search first

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

271 I really couldn't care one bit about Bill & Melinda, guess we will se what having more money than God does to you. Suspect they both will be fine.

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (Cxk7w)

272 "Also 10 year old truck."

It is my experience that many people spend a lot more on a vehicle than they really need to. The reverse is true of firearms.

Posted by: f at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (Tnijr)

273 I have ovaries. In fact, I still have ovaries even though I'm done with them. You don't. Neener. Neener. Neener.

Men have balls, I don't. I think I'll live.

The only people who piss me off are the "child-free" group because they're so hateful and bitter. They haven't decided that kids aren't for them and that they don't want to raise them, no, they have a raw burning hatred for anyone who does have children. It's a personal affront, violence against them somehow, that children even exist.

Ran into one the other day. So that's what I'm reminded of with the cis-woman ovary dance.

Posted by: Synova at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (BD/yx)

274 soulpile: Joe is in the process of being animatronicized by Disney. Soon he'll be more metal than man!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Yeah, I don't care. The same way I don't care what Meghan and Harry have to say. I don't want a view into your particular dysfunctional relationships, people!! I also have no f$cks to give about how the billions are divided up.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2021 05:25 PM (bDqIh)

My Point: DONT FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO LIVE YOURE FUCKED AS A WELFARE MOTHERS CHECKBOOK

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (yrol0)

276 weft cut-loop: "HAPPENING NOW: Texas City, Texas Orders Residents To Shelter In Place Due To 'Chemical Release'"

Yeah, that was me. My bad.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (aXxgO)

277 AltonJackson,, Thank You for the clarification. Is Chyna trying to kill the auto industry here?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (7nDbK)

278 Oh and there meretriciously maintained and detailed.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

279 A Mercedes wagon from the 70s or 80s is a really sought after car now. It was the understated rich mom car and those fuckers never die.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (MtbDk)

280 they're

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

281 Every time I bring my beemer in, it's 1~2 grand. At this point, I'm just driving it until the wheels fall off.



I love that car, but damned if I'll ever lover another BMW.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

Daughter bought an 05 X5, great car for her until I had to replace almost all the vacuum lines. After that she traded it in for a Mazda CX-7.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (DjiZK)

282 Especially when you factor in repair costs.

Every time I bring my beemer in, it's 1~2 grand. At this point, I'm just driving it until the wheels fall off.

I love that car, but damned if I'll ever lover another BMW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

Ever had a BOAT
B ring
O wn
A nother
T housand

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (yrol0)

283 Okay... So that ginger freak Psaki says biden has improved the border after Trump's mishandling and Chaos there ? Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (Zmnko)

284 soulpile: Joe is in the process of being animatronicized by Disney. Soon he'll be more metal than man!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

The Six Million Yuan Man

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 05:30 PM (6FeV1)

285 qdpsteve: "Joe is in the process of being animatronicized by Disney. Soon he'll be more metal than man!"

Been there, done that! Boy, howdy, I wish they'd have left off the schlong.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 04, 2021 05:30 PM (aXxgO)

286 Jenner ad for California governor.

https://youtu.be/I48aCskFJ6U

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 05:30 PM (VVEnO)

287 Mom, grampa's talking dirty again.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 04, 2021 05:30 PM (W4eKo)

288 Ran into one the other day. So that's what I'm reminded of with the cis-woman ovary dance.
Posted by: Synova at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (BD/yx)

I was 29 and not broken but wife sent me to get fixed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (yrol0)

289 Pretty Girl was out back this morning while I was processing the several hundred Safeway monopoly tickets I had left after last night's haul. (590) I heard a feline scream and looked out to see what it was. All I could see was the very big, orange and white, Maine coon-mix ("Creamy" as in creamsickle) staring up at me from the backyard. Pretty Girl was on the small ledge by the angled back room window staring down at Creamy. (I had not opened the back window this morning.) I opened the window and in she hopped while Creamy continued to stare at me. PG was unharmed and happy to be inside where the treat jar is. Creamy is the biggest cat I've seen around these parts.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (KAi1n)

290 Hillary, stop lying. I bet you're now getting more action than Bill!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (L2ZTs)

291 Mark,
My fun car is a 2005 330ci. I bought it with just 3500 miles on it in 2008. It just turned 45k. I baby the shit outta it. It's a sweet ride, especially when I can put the top down.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (axyOa)

292 If you drive a German car out of warranty you have to expect to pay though the nose. Part of the deal. It always makes me that people are shocked how much it costs. Most expensive car is a cheap German car. Old but still relevant saying.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (MtbDk)

293 Now that he's hawking a new book, Mark Levin has become unlistenable on radio.

The only solution to the destruction of the country is buying his book! Pre-order it on Amazon to show the Left that we're not dead yet! Ugh ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (kQIOs)

294 Don't patients know that if you're a total fucking bitch to me, I'm not going to bend over backwards to overbook you into my schedule?

Next appointment is four weeks out. Suck it, twat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (W2Pud)

295 Oh and there meretriciously maintained and detailed.
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (gmo/4)


I think you mean "meticulously."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (2JVJo)

296 Hillary also had Huma fully animatronicized. She especially loves the fact that now she can live to be 250 and still never have the time or ability to find a decent man.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

297 If I were a billionaire, whatever car I drove would cost well over 200k because that baby would be up armored to the max.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (TrOGC)

298 Mark,
My fun car is a 2005 330ci. I bought it with just 3500 miles on it in 2008. It just turned 45k. I baby the shit outta it. It's a sweet ride, especially when I can put the top down.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:31 PM (axyOa)

When I go driving in the Cascades, I regret not getting a convertible.

When I have to repair my car, I regret not getting a Toyota.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (ifmtJ)

299 There's probably a lot somewhere here in Lansing that's full of the Maseratis and Lotuses that all the dimwitted lesser scions of ChiCom inner party families drive while they're at MSU. They just abandon them when they go home after graduation (and they all went home a year ago).

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:33 PM (t+qrx)

300 So Gates had a Same Time Next Year setup before his marriage but didn't have a financial deal? And I believe what Biden says too.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:33 PM (xEIoY)

301
If there's any doubt of the coming inflation (and Stagflation 2.0, monetary bugger-you), it is now removed:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9541387

When the Daily Mail does an article on inflation, you know it's real and coming onto the radars of pop culture.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:33 PM (Mzdiz)

302 Correct, but "meretricious" is a great word. Too little used. I do my part for "invidious", but haven't thought of tossing "meretricious" into play.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (OTzUX)

303 If you figure $600 a month for a car payment, low I know, in a year you could have bought 10K of 5.56.

Posted by: f at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

304 Can't help myself, yeah I have a hunch most people here, if they came into a billion, would drive a tank.

"Oops, ran over another shlub's car. Here, catch these $100 bills!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (L2ZTs)

305 >>My Point: DONT FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO LIVE YOURE FUCKED AS A WELFARE MOTHERS CHECKBOOK


Ah, on this we agree!
I don't want that weird-a$$ couple telling me what to eat, what shots to get, how my kid should learn math etc..

Probably a good time to mention Gates met with Epstein, and IIRC, funded Epstein's lil' MIT lab project related to transhumanism? I am sure there's a lot more weirdness with Gates. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (bDqIh)

306 293

Wait what? Mark Levin is an entertainer who wants to make money selling books? Say it aint so. Next thing you tell me is Sean Hannity might not actually think every caller is a great American!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (MtbDk)

307 Ever had a BOAT
B ring
O wn
A nother
T housand
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2021 05:29 PM (yrol0)

Yep. THat's my 328i Xdrive.

Don't get me wrong, mechanically, the car has been pretty good. But the random stuff is just nibbling away at me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (ifmtJ)

308 Don't patients know that if you're a total fucking bitch to me, I'm not going to bend over backwards to overbook you into my schedule?

Next appointment is four weeks out. Suck it, twat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (W2Pud)


I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)

309 JEEPJ ust -
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Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (DjiZK)

310 George Washington looks like a kindly Tywin Lannister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:35 PM (guGkK)

311 246 I don't care what Bill Gates sticks his dick in. Just stop updating my PC in the middle of the fucking day.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
--------------

That's where you, your computer and his dick converge.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2021 05:35 PM (leMBv)

312 Washington is lucky that the mean dwarf never shot him in the chest with a crossbow as he was sitting on the can.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (guGkK)

313 I think you mean "meticulously."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (2JVJo)
No, I meant vulgar

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

314
Is Chyna trying to kill the auto industry here?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM


biden is trying to kill the auto industry, he likes trains & buses

domestic steel is now so expensive that we're seeing imports from chiner, because it's at the point where it's cheaper to import it and pay the 25% tariff & roughly 20% for the logistics.

chiner gets to sell steel, and the government ***spit*** pockets that sweet tariff cash

the costs are crippling manufacturing

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (DUIap)

315 No matter what they make George look like, he was a stone cold killer in defense of his family and country - a part of America we need to get back

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (xEIoY)

316 Hi Mr Poppins!

Sorry about the salty scene there.
I hate people.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

317 For Bill Gates and his genitals, "blue screen of death" has a whole different meaning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Don't patients know that if you're a total fucking bitch to me, I'm not going to bend over backwards to overbook you into my schedule?

Next appointment is four weeks out. Suck it, twat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (W2Pud)

I love it when you talk dirty.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)


I'm just a little bit excited right now!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (axyOa)

319 "37 That bitch's rant needs to be sent straight her boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 04:48 PM (7nDbK) "


I do know what you mean, but really, wouldn't is just as likely get her a raise, or at least a commendation ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (ErSvT)

320 233 Modern GW looks like kirk Douglas.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

I'm seeing a bit of Patrick MacNee in there, too, and also Bentley from The Jeffersons.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (H3MF8)

321 I'm sure we're about to get the cafe, so I'll need to go back and look at the interesting threads. I miss them like clockwork, I should start announcing when I'll be away from the computer so ace can put his interesting stuff up right away.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

322 I literally paid $1000 for my boat this week. $400 to detail and the first installment of my slip fees for the summer which is $650.

And the bot hasnt even hit the water yet lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (MtbDk)

323 Okay... So that ginger freak Psaki says biden has improved the border after Trump's mishandling and Chaos there ? Seriously?

Gaslighting... but it ain't working.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (nxdel)

324 Joe, that's a lot of money just to lose your firearms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:38 PM (L2ZTs)

325 Biden did a press thing today announcing the new website, which he called vaccines.cum. Twice. There is video.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2021 05:20 PM (6XLoz)

Before the vaccine, I'm going to have to check your temperature with this 'thermometer'

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 04, 2021 05:39 PM (/6GbT)

326 This Gates thing is going to be as much fun as Meghan and Harry.

Posted by: Caliban at May 04, 2021 05:39 PM (HgGBT)

327 Gramps, what's a Psaki?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 04, 2021 05:39 PM (W4eKo)

328 Hi sock_rat, Yeah, probably put her in Teacher of the Year running.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:39 PM (7nDbK)

329 The GW photo makes him look to old. He died when he was 67.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 05:39 PM (4thlk)

330 Back in 2000, I bought a brand new 25 foot sea ray. Loved that boat. Loved the day a got rid of it too.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

331 I literally paid $1000 for my boat this week. $400 to detail and the first installment of my slip fees for the summer which is $650.

And the bot hasnt even hit the water yet lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (MtbDk)

1000 /1050

220 / 221

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (TrOGC)

332 312 Washington is lucky that the mean dwarf never shot him in the chest with a crossbow as he was sitting on the can.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (guGkK)


Did Washington bang his whore?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (4fSQf)

333 Just saw that he wants 70% of adult Americans vaccinated by July 4.

I don't give a rat's ass what imbecile wants. He and his junta are illegitimate and the entire world knows it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (HaL55)

334 When I go driving in the Cascades, I regret not getting a convertible.

When I have to repair my car, I regret not getting a Toyota.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 04, 2021 05:32 PM (ifmtJ)


I could not realistically afford the car I'd want for fun drives, and wouldn't like it as a daily driver, so I got a bike for fun rides and a practical, comfortable daily car.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (t+qrx)

335 I'm suspecting philanthropy isn't really your primary focus when your foundation has $51billion in reserve.

>Can ya'll spare the funding for a KitKat candybar?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (2goRJ)

336 Joe is in the process of being animatronicized by Disney. Soon he'll be more metal than man!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

Plausible.

Posted by: soulpile at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (VTLGo)

337 I literally paid $1000 for my boat this week. $400
to detail and the first installment of my slip fees for the summer which
is $650.



And the bot hasnt even hit the water yet lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:37 PM (MtbDk)

Already have $8000 this year into our Class A RV. New suspension, new generator, interior and flooring. Roof AC just went out last weekend. Yet to spend a weekend in this year.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (DjiZK)

338 >> George look like, he was a stone cold killer in defense of his family and country - a part of America we need to get back

Washington was the sine qua non of the United States. "First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

He turned down the crack pipe of power not once but twice. When George III heard that, after the war was over, Washington was going to resign his commission and go back to his farm, he said if he does that, he will be the greatest man in history.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:41 PM (Mzdiz)

339 Turns out Bill wanted to shoot Melinda into space to reduce global warming.

Posted by: Caliban at May 04, 2021 05:41 PM (HgGBT)

340 "Gramps, what's a Psaki?"


20 bucks Son, same as in town.

Posted by: Gramps at May 04, 2021 05:42 PM (Tnijr)

341 Who says the bald lies aren't "working"? There is no press, half or more of the country are dumbed-down beyond recognition and unable to think for themselves. Ridiculous lies about the border risk nothing. Local media in border areas and people who actually follow the real situation know better, but that's a small cohort.

Note the particularly deafening silence of the GOP (the one that's gonna take the House!!!!) on this topic. Scattered a**-covering comments or moves, here and there.

Actual aggressive clear political message? Nah. Not on this topic (one of several that made Trump candidate and president, and polls lopsidedly and has for decades).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2021 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

342 Why don't we know the name of that women berating the cop?

Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2021 05:42 PM (4thlk)

343 I had a little red mercury capri convertible for several years. It was a super fun little car to zoom
around in. My boys were little guys when I had it and fit in the back seat.

I miss my little red sports car.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (W2Pud)

344 No, I meant vulgar
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:36 PM (gmo/4)


Wasn't sure. Correction accepted, apology offered.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

345 Joe is in the process of being animatronicized by Disney. Soon he'll be more metal than man!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)



I'll bet it's a real technological challenge to make a robot image of Biden. They can't make it move or speak anything at all like a real person.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (guGkK)

346 average millionaire in the USA drives a Camery I think
Posted by: will choose a nic

That or an Honda Accord according (HA!) to Dave Ramsey.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (Rvt88)

347 Gramps, what's a Psaki?
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby


Twenty bucks. Same as in town. Now let me get back to sleep, kid.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Sundown time at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (vcOmj)

348 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:40 PM (DjiZK)

What model year is your Class A ?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (TrOGC)

349 Boats are not for everybody, citizens. Especially not yachts.

Posted by: John Fuckring Kerry at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

350 Oh and Tom Wilson (Washington Capitals) is a fucking punk.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

351 nurse, #2weeks.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (7nDbK)

352 I'll bet it's a real technological challenge to make a robot image of Biden. They can't make it move or speak anything at all like a real person.

Which one, Biden or the robot?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (SchxB)

353 "Already have $8000 this year into our Class A RV"

Holey moley! I'm about to drop $3k on new tires, batteries, and AC unit on ours. We haven't been anywhere in 2 years.

Posted by: Gramps at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (Tnijr)

354 Yo, Diogenes! 2002 330ci owner here. With 150K miles. Has an upgraded chip, suspension, air handling. It has been and continues to be reliable and an awesome, fun car to drive. We maintain it well, but definitely to do no baby it.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (fTtFy)

355 14 Where do those damn cis women get off?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2021 04:43 PM (VVEnO)

At The Paolo's, apparently, from what I read on here

Posted by: azjaeger at May 04, 2021 05:44 PM (3/XaG)

356 Ben Had,
13 days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

357 Japanese drunks psaki, Billy.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (UHVv4)

358 To be fair to the gop. Who has time to criticize Biden when their time is taken up bad mouthing Trump and his voters. I mean there are only so many hours in a day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (MtbDk)

359 average millionaire in the USA drives a Camery I think
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 04, 2021 05:23 PM (bTQ72)


It just goes to show how little a million is worth these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (guGkK)

360 I'll bet it's a real technological challenge to make a robot image of Biden. They can't make it move or speak anything at all like a real person.

Maybe they can get Jeff Dunham to rig something up

Posted by: It's me donna at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (Zmnko)

361 "Why don't we know the name of the lady berating the cop?"
This x 1000.

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (xEIoY)

362 If I were a billionaire, whatever car I drove would cost well over 200k because that baby would be up armored to the max.
-------------
If I were a billionaire I'd never drive again.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (+ya+t)

363 I wish it were Saturday. My Harley comes out of storage, and I think a head-clearing ride out to Cape Ann is warranted.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)

364 Off Grampy sock

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

365 301
If there's any doubt of the coming inflation (and Stagflation 2.0, monetary bugger-you), it is now removed:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9541387
When the Daily Mail does an article on inflation, you know it's real and coming onto the radars of pop culture.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:33 PM (Mzdiz)

Fap fap fap fap fap
Young infinity immigrants!
Fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Brad Polumbo, Super-Duper Conservative at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (jBRLB)

366 I'll bet it's a real technological challenge to make a robot image of Biden. They can't make it move or speak anything at all like a real person.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (guGkK)
.........

and they can never remember which eye is fucked up and doesn't move, and which one is closed all the time.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

367 nurse, and counting.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (7nDbK)

368
And were it not for Geo. Washington, the Revolution could've taken a different turn, the way most revolutions do. Some of the hotheads were wanting to do some recriminations against the tories. You know the typical revenge stuff.

Washington put a stop to that shit the moment he got wind of it. Such was his stature that he could do that.

He could've been King of the United States, established himself as George I. Easily. He did not. He quit and went home.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

369 330 is a bmw I would like some day. I owned an e39 and that was a damn fun car. V8 and 6 speed with awesome handling. I miss that car.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (MtbDk)

370 "Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Order of Illuminati, killed George Washington and served himself as our first president for two terms. The Illuminati are ultimately responsible for the French Revolution, the Bolshevik revolution, the American Revolution, the Pope, the Kennedy assassination, the Manson family, the Rockefeller dynasty, the numbers 5, 17, and 23, the New Age movement, the Nazis, UFO visitations, the Universal Price Code, and the pyramid with the eye on the back of the dollar bill."

This is how conspiracy theories start.
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2021 05:04 PM

And Col. Sanders before he went tits up!

Posted by: Stewart McKenzie at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (rBtIz)

371 271 I really couldn't care one bit about Bill & Melinda, guess we will se what having more money than God does to you. Suspect they both will be fine.
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2021 05:28 PM (Cxk7w)


Zombie Christina Onassis would like a word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (xcU4B)

372 woman in that cop video is black
not sure why no one has commented on that

Posted by: Big Star at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (pvJV4)

373 What model year is your Class A ?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:43 PM (TrOGC)

2002 Newmar Dutchstar 39' Pre DEF diesel pusher. Running gear is solid, unfortunately the original interior looked like the house set from Family Ties. Pulled all the brass fixtures and carpet out and put in slim LED and laminate floors.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (DjiZK)

374
CDC Covid-19 Rule #227: Newborns must re-enter womb for three months or until the coast is clear.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


Two lanterns hanging in the Leaning Tower of Pisa signals that the 'VID is coming by USPS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (pNxlR)

375 @59...why should we think it's anything but?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (8HvsU)

376 and they can never remember which eye is fucked up and doesn't move, and which one is closed all the time.
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2021 05:46 PM (v0R5T)



On the plus side, half it's face is covered with a mask, which saves big money on the detailing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (guGkK)

377 "Why don't we know the name of the lady berating the cop?"
This x 1000.
Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM (xEIoY)


According to someone way up above in this thread, her name is known. But (presumably because of her gender and color) nobody has the stones to doxx the bitch and make her life a living hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (2JVJo)

378 NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)

379 biden is trying to kill the auto industry, he likes trains buses
domestic steel is now so expensive that we're seeing imports from
chiner, because it's at the point where it's cheaper to import it and
pay the 25% tariff roughly 20% for the logistics.chiner gets to sell steel, and the government ***spit*** pockets that sweet tariff cashthe costs are crippling manufacturing

Puddinhead O'Biden has worked all his career to destroy the lives of millions of genuinely productive citizens beginning with his support for NAFTA. He's been quoted as voting for it while knowing it would cost American jobs (and careers too, but he didn't mention that part. When the government decides you won't make a living, they mean it).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (HaL55)

380 My late uncle was, on paper, a millionaire.

He got a new Caddy every other year. He also owned a lot of other cars (he collected them, and they were stored out in a couple barns somewhere).
He drove a Chevy EL Camino to work for years. He loved that, because he could throw junk in the back when he had to call on a local client.
He had a bunch of other trucks, too. Borrowed his stake truck (company truck) to haul crap from my Mom's house years ago.
So yeah, he was kind of a car guy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (vcOmj)

381 Washingtons greatest achievement was resigning. I heard that once and it really struck me how true it is. So unprecedented for that time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (MtbDk)

382 Publius, have you ever pondered how is it our greatest men, were the first?

Posted by: Only Context at May 04, 2021 05:48 PM (xEIoY)

383 I wish it were Saturday. My Harley comes out of storage, and I think a head-clearing ride out to Cape Ann is warranted.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2021 05:45 PM

Niiice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (rBtIz)

384 If I were a billionaire, I'd buy and plot my own collection of WW2 and Korean War fighters as my hobby.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

385
woman in that cop video is black
not sure why no one has commented on that
Posted by: Big Star


Ace did in his lead-in to the piece.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

386 pilot not plot. tired hands

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2021 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

387 If I had a billion dollars, I tell you what Id do man. Id have a threesome man. Cuz you gotta figure chick who are into threesomes would be into a billionaire.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 04, 2021 05:52 PM (MtbDk)

388 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 04, 2021 05:47 PM (DjiZK)

Updating lot cheaper than 150k-300k for a new one.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 04, 2021 05:52 PM (TrOGC)

389 driving a 17 year old BMW X5 - 150000 miles. I had all new seals/gaskets and rear suspension done for $4k but any car that old/miles willed it. That thing is bulletproof.

Posted by: free tibet at May 04, 2021 06:02 PM (UavM2)

390 385

ah, missed it
Thank you

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